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The one they call "Catfish"

I’ll be the first one to say that I dislike the way Travis Outlaw plays the game of basketball. It looks so unnatural. He isn’t fluid, fundamental or pretty. Basically, he uses raw, unadulterated athleticism to defy the laws of nature and make the orange ball go through the red circle. In fact, I’m inclined to think this is how he thinks about the game.

I am responsible for starting a heavy, anti-Travis sentiment throughout my house. It’s come to the point where my roommates are starting to shake their heads every time he touches the ball. This is my fault. Since before the season began I’ve been preaching the wrongs of Travis and how much he hurts this team. The one-dribble pulls. The lazy defense. The terrible passes. Even the “oh my god Travis what the hell is tha…” shots that somehow find the bottom. Just about everything he does bothers me.

Now, I’m not saying I’ll ever like Travis’ game. I’m simply too versed in the fundamentals. From my point of view, if NBA players are graceful swans, Outlaw is a headless Chicken. However, last night, for whatever reason, I realized something. There’s a reason Travis Outlaw is a legitimate player in this league.

Let’s pretend Travis gets the ball at the top of key. He pump fakes and starts penetrating right. His freakishly long steps allow him to elude his defender, but instead of taking it into the C underneath the hoop, he thinks better of it and decides to spin the opposite way. Now he’s whirling around his defender and across the lane. Uncontrollably, he “pulls up” off his right foot. Unfortunately, his momentum is carrying him quite far, so this “pull up” turns into an off balance, leaning runner off the wrong foot. Meanwhile, all his defender can do is watch and say “I’ll give that to you all day long my friend.” The ball comes out of Outlaws hand with a sideways, knuckleball-like spin that makes Tim Wakefield jealous. You sit on your couch and put your hands over your face, shouting “god dammit Travis!” You start thinking about who the Blazers could get back in a trade for ‘ol Catfish and wonder why this hasn’t happened yet. Then, something miraculous happens. The ball goes in. Nothin’ but net. Straight wax. You stare in disbelief. You feel kind of violated, but sort of happy at the same time. You stand up to go have a cigarette.

If you can’t fully imagine the complexity of the situation above, you haven’t watched a full Blazer game this year. This type of thing happens often. Obviously, not everything Travis does matches this description, but I’d say it’s close.

Now, imagine being the defender in this situation. You’re guarding an athletic savant one on one. You play perfect defense and force your man into an impossible shot. He makes it. Then this happens eight or nine more times. How demoralizing is that? Soon, your team is wondering what the hell must be done to stop this one they call “Catfish.” Before long, the fourth quarter comes along and this mystic keeps stabbing you with knuckleball daggers, rendering you useless in your pursuit of victory due to frustration. People…this actually happens!

Sure, Travis shoots a lot of bad shots. He makes plenty of boneheaded passes. He often dribbles himself into traps and ruins the flow of the offense. He frequently misses defensive assignments. But, after it’s all said and done, Travis Outlaw makes plays. And he usually makes them when we need them most. His best games come when no one else can score. When he knows people are counting on him, he comes through. Whether this “clutchness” is a result of mental fortitude or plain ignorance to the situation does not matter. The fact is, the guy continues to make plays, and is undoubtedly responsible for winning us more games than he’s lost.

TO is really starting to come on. When he can hit the three, attack the basket, play hard in-your-face defense and sky for amazing rebounds, he is indispensable. He’s starting to do these things on a more consistent basis. Add that to his friendships with teammates and good-natured attitude and it’s easy to see why the guy we all love to hate is still around. I might never marvel at the beauty of his game, but I’m finally starting to understand why Travis Outlaw is such a valuable part of this franchise.

 

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Looks like someone beat me to it

Another day, another buzzer-beater. This man is so clutch he sets his body clock to go off one second before his alarm does every morning.

by Illmatic88 on Feb 12, 2009 11:16 AM PST reply actions  

But your post describes why I love Travis Outlaw's game.

I know it’s repetitive next to the last post, but this is beautiful writing. I say, keep it up.

And +1 to you as well.

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by T Darkstar on Feb 12, 2009 11:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Tis' true

The guy will give you an ulcer, but he can flat out score some points.

Give the man his "M"!!!

by you'vegottomakeyourfreethrows on Feb 12, 2009 11:20 AM PST reply actions  

When this team wins the championship, I sure hope Travis shares in the glory.

He’s been here longer than anyone.

I write this also for “Mrs. Outlaw,” sitting every game in Sec. 331 wearing her custom-made “Mrs. Outlaw” cap. She got plastered last night and I wondered if it was partly out of fear that this would be her last time seeing her “husband” ply his trade for the Blazers at the RG.

I think there’s a decent chance that Travis could be gone by next week. All I’m saying is that we’d better get one hell of a player in return.

by Badalona Baddie on Feb 12, 2009 11:30 AM PST reply actions  

I really hope he is around

If not we better be contenders right now with one hell of a #3.

by keepfryealive on Feb 12, 2009 11:32 AM PST up reply actions  

I agree with that

Obviously, there is a price. Anything can be bought

Another day, another buzzer-beater. This man is so clutch he sets his body clock to go off one second before his alarm does every morning.

by Illmatic88 on Feb 12, 2009 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Caron Butler wears #3

My HDTV is a torrented game that I can watch lag-free :(

Let LaMarcus keep the headband!

by inroywetrust on Feb 12, 2009 1:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Right on

AS I’ve said before. KP cannot find a guy that does what TO does for less than twice what Travis is paid.

He’s not only clutch on offense in the 4th. He makes plays at the end of ball games on D as well. Coming through with key blocks in the past. LBJ recently and a sweet game ending Carmello block last year come to mind.

by keepfryealive on Feb 12, 2009 11:31 AM PST reply actions  

I think he's gone on record

Or perhaps it was one of the assistants (Monty?) who has stated that the freakish, out-of-control, Nuke LaLoosh shot that he throws up (that is money 2/3 of the time) is the way Trout is most comfortable shooting the ball. He’s just not a spot-up shooter. He shoots the ball kind of like Franz Klammer skiied the downhill (most of you young pups are don’t remember him).

by DonkeyShins on Feb 12, 2009 11:33 AM PST reply actions  

Yeah, I remember Klammer

one millimeter from being out of control – or maybe one millimeter from being IN control – all the time. Ballsy.

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by TTRocks on Feb 12, 2009 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Like the the Sundance Kid said

“I’m better when I move”

(from the Redford/Newman movie, back in the ’70s)

by two4larue on Feb 12, 2009 4:51 PM PST up reply actions  

"play hard in-your-face defense"

rofl

I’m sorry but some of you guys are so delusional it’s hard to have a rational argument. Do you watch the games? Travis is pretty bad at one-on-one defense and is absolutely horrible at help defense.

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by leeroyjenkins on Feb 12, 2009 11:37 AM PST reply actions   1 recs

Travis can play D

when he focuses. Unfortunately he is not capable of this on a consistent basis. But I feel completely comfortable at the end of a game with Outlaw guarding another team’s best player. The only time this season that he has been burned was on Hedo’s ridiculous bank three, but even then he had a hand up and was playing good D.

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by Fund A Mental on Feb 12, 2009 11:54 AM PST up reply actions  

I think we dilute the six years for two reasons.

I think Trav learns more slowly than some and it’s hard for some to learn unless surrounded by four others who already understand. I have more hope that Travis will begin rebounding and defending than I ever right now.

I think we’re right before a huge change in how we play. Nate ball is finally right around the corner. Perhaps when Steve comes back. Perhaps when Marty comes back. Suddenly ( many will believe) we’ll be inside out on O and cohesive on team D.

Please?!

Perfect practice makes perfect.

by Ojala John on Feb 12, 2009 2:43 PM PST up reply actions  

why do you assume that he won't continue to improve?

Oh yeah: BBIQ. – rolls eyes – – Elgin

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by 22baylor on Feb 12, 2009 4:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Of course, no one who defends Outlaw actually bothers to watch the games.

We’re just fans of him in spite of having never actually seen him play. :p

My apologies, but I felt the need to be a sarcastic oaf. Travis can play defense. At least in short spurts, when his man has the ball in front of him. True, Outlaw drifts too far, and gets lost when his man is standing in the corner. But I’ll take what he gives in comparison to what he gives up. We just need to plug those holes somewhere else.

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by T Darkstar on Feb 12, 2009 11:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Last night is a good example

Still got lost off the ball, but when he was guarding the ball, he was aggressive and active. When he puts his heart into it, he plays good D. He’s too athletic and long not to.

Another day, another buzzer-beater. This man is so clutch he sets his body clock to go off one second before his alarm does every morning.

by Illmatic88 on Feb 12, 2009 12:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I am convinced that your purpose is to have a "rational" argument

When your purpose is to discuss the relative merits of his game, let’s talk. – Elgin

Since when do we need to ponder to froth? - jscot

by 22baylor on Feb 12, 2009 4:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I completely agree...

That is why we should trade him. KP is truely a genius by perfecting his intricate, manipulative, and mastermind plot . Travis has stepped his game up most recently in the last 10 games and has showcased his talents to other GM’s and teams right before the deadline, this is not a coincidence my friends… I have especially noticed Travis elevate his game when NBA TV has picked up the Blazers broadcasts. This temednously increases his trade value as the entire nation realizes Travis MUST be acquired to make that late playoff push. KP is playing poker with other GM’s, bluffing with TO inticing others to fold their better hands.

Postin' Up On The Block Like A Mail Box...

by Kpeddi27 on Feb 12, 2009 11:45 AM PST reply actions  

lol
KP is playing poker with other GM’s, bluffing with TO inticing others to fold their better hands.

Another day, another buzzer-beater. This man is so clutch he sets his body clock to go off one second before his alarm does every morning.

by Illmatic88 on Feb 12, 2009 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

It's all about the offseason for Outlaw...

at least this is part of the issue. We usually have to wait until Dec. to mid Jan to see TO come to play…

The other issue: focus.

by hotstuffdb22 on Feb 12, 2009 12:02 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

Those are the same issue

It’s why he’s all-world in the fourth — focus. But he seems to have some mild form of attention deficit disorder that makes it hard for him to focus consistently. I just don’t think he can do it.

The solution to this is to, one at a time, drill good habits into him. If you have good habits, when focus slips you still end up in the right place doing the right thing most of the time.

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by jscot on Feb 12, 2009 12:08 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

agreed

and help defense is a little different in the NBA than in college ball. In college you generally are supposed to shag all the way in to the lane if your man is on the weak side. In the NBA the 3 point line is so much farther out, (and the shooters can hit from so much farther out) that with a well spread offense you can keep the help defense out of the lane, and since Travis is generally guarding a shooter he does have to keep contact with those players, more so than you would in most other forms of basketball.

From the back of Travis Outlaw's Franz card: Travis leads the team in monstrous thunder dunks, wins awards for post game interviews, and often gets extra points for degree of difficulty.

by TheOdenator on Feb 12, 2009 12:29 PM PST up reply actions  

seems strange tho

how travis gets criticized for not getting up in the long sistance shooters grills and not being in the key to rebound at the same time

"Travis is so cool in the clutch that the ice-water running through his veins has stopped global warming in its tracks."-- jscot

by bow4meow on Feb 12, 2009 5:46 PM PST up reply actions  

oops long distance

"Travis is so cool in the clutch that the ice-water running through his veins has stopped global warming in its tracks."-- jscot

by bow4meow on Feb 12, 2009 5:47 PM PST up reply actions  

haha

definitely. Maybe that is a difference of the box score watchers and the game watchers. I rarely know how many rebounds anyone but Greg has when I am watching the game (unless something crazy is happening), and in the box score their is no way to tell if Travis’ person went crazy on him, or who he was matched up against etc.

From the back of Travis Outlaw's Franz card: Travis leads the team in monstrous thunder dunks, wins awards for post game interviews, and often gets extra points for degree of difficulty.

by TheOdenator on Feb 13, 2009 9:56 AM PST up reply actions  

An excellent summation of Outlaw ....

… and another reason why I see no driving need to make changes to this team.

Travis Outlaw is a fantastic asset coming off the bench. He can create mismatches and while the issues associated with focus may never go away, that doesn’t mean Travis can’t continue adding elements to his game. People talk about needing role players to round out a championship caliber team. Well, Travis is one of those role players.

hakkaa päälle !

by timg56 on Feb 12, 2009 12:33 PM PST reply actions  

You start thinking about who the Blazers could get back in a trade for ‘ol Catfish and wonder why this hasn’t happened yet. Then, something miraculous happens. The ball goes in. Nothin’ but net. Straight wax. You stare in disbelief. You feel kind of violated, but sort of happy at the same time. You stand up to go have a cigarette.

lol

Want more aggressiveness? Try less Baylesslessness.

by prezofdeath on Feb 12, 2009 12:47 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

That was my favorite part also. :)

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by LaMarvelous on Feb 12, 2009 10:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Travis' applied motto for basketball and life

“The fish ain’t gone catch themselves”

Postin' Up On The Block Like A Mail Box...

by Kpeddi27 on Feb 12, 2009 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

that is funny

I stopped to think about it for a minute and then I laughed so hard coffee ran out of my nose.

In The Descent of Man, Charles Darwin uses the phrase "survival of the fittest" only twice. He uses the word "love," by contrast, over ninety times. Darwin never wrote about "selfish genes." For Darwin, the main force behind human evolution is survival of the most compassionate, not survival of the fittest. Human evolution is driven by moral sensitivity, or love.

by Love on Feb 12, 2009 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Ironic

Your post was about how your view of Outlaw has recently changed for the better.

My reaction to reading it was that I began to doubt my admiration for Outlaw. Why? I had a Tajuan Porter flashback. Maybe not a great analogy, but I remember him hitting all these ridiculous shots as a freshmen and the way this blinded me to the limitations of his game… when bad basketball works, it’s probably luck.

On the other hand, if Travis is never forced to play PG, he’ll be okay. As it stands now, I like his role on the team. I just hope he’s never forced into being something he isn’t.

by PoliSam on Feb 12, 2009 1:11 PM PST reply actions  

Bad Analogy

Tajuan Porter cannot be compared to TO. Tajuan’s a 5 foot 5 point guard who will undoubedtly struggle to get off shots due to his height, then in frustration he begins to hoist and force shots. Tajuan thrived in the beginning because he was a complimentary player, now he’s got to carry a load his 5-5 frame can’t handle. Also, Tajuan hasn’t been the same player ever since he got that malignant growth removed from his ear after his Freshman year…

Postin' Up On The Block Like A Mail Box...

by Kpeddi27 on Feb 12, 2009 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Why did i remove my tumor?

Postin' Up On The Block Like A Mail Box...

by Kpeddi27 on Feb 12, 2009 1:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I like the sarcasm to make try to revive your bad post and analogy

Postin' Up On The Block Like A Mail Box...

by Kpeddi27 on Feb 12, 2009 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't think it was a malignant growth

Don’t think it was a growth at all. Certainly not a malignant one.

In The Descent of Man, Charles Darwin uses the phrase "survival of the fittest" only twice. He uses the word "love," by contrast, over ninety times. Darwin never wrote about "selfish genes." For Darwin, the main force behind human evolution is survival of the most compassionate, not survival of the fittest. Human evolution is driven by moral sensitivity, or love.

by Love on Feb 12, 2009 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Who removed it...

…and why?

Elizabeth had a partner and he had a rap from the cops, Him and Lenny Suckerpunch were just out Tooling around

by Lizzy Lowblow on Feb 12, 2009 5:07 PM PST up reply actions  

As I said

here

  • Travis Outlaw – Great offensive players can’t be effectively defended by one person. It doesn’t matter much who’s covering LeBron James or Kobe Bryant, they’re going to get theirs. The best you can do is stay in front of them and force tough shots (which they’ll usually make). So I’m not not swayed by people arguing defense first. Travis is not a complete player, but he can get off his shot against anyone, and he’s not intimidated in pressure situations. You need a guy who can hit that pressure shot for you, and Travis has proven he can be that guy.
  • by baduk on Feb 12, 2009 1:11 PM PST reply actions  

    Absolutely...

    I don’t know if I’d call him a “great” offensive player though

    Another day, another buzzer-beater. This man is so clutch he sets his body clock to go off one second before his alarm does every morning.

    by Illmatic88 on Feb 12, 2009 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

    YES! Another convert! Hallelujah!

    #25

    "Aneurysm".

    When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

    by annthefan on Feb 12, 2009 1:22 PM PST reply actions  

    IIImatic88 is KP?

    Elizabeth had a partner and he had a rap from the cops, Him and Lenny Suckerpunch were just out Tooling around

    by Lizzy Lowblow on Feb 12, 2009 5:09 PM PST up reply actions  

    very funny dragline

    "Travis is so cool in the clutch that the ice-water running through his veins has stopped global warming in its tracks."-- jscot

    by bow4meow on Feb 12, 2009 5:49 PM PST up reply actions  

    i cant say im outlaws biggest fan

    but i appreciate what he does for the team, he brings scoring off the bench, something every contender needs. i have seen too many NBA teams when you look at their box score after their game, their entire bench gives them less than 10 points! outlaw and rudy both average over 10, which is a big part of why the blazers can be competitive every game.

    so while im sure not all of us are travis fans, we should appreciate what he does.

    i’ll take his positives over the odd turnover or bad defensive play.

    by Yawnie on Feb 12, 2009 2:28 PM PST reply actions  

    Basketball

    is like Jazz. And Travis Outlaw is on some Sun Ra tip. There are plenty of fundamentally sound players that just don’t cut it in the league. And there are plenty of fundamentally bizarre players that have won rings.

    "It all depends on where his growth will come and we think his growth will come within us" -- Kevin Pritchard on Jerryd Bayless

    by Jumbo on Feb 12, 2009 4:12 PM PST reply actions  

    I love Sun Ra

    Since when do we need to ponder to froth? - jscot

    by 22baylor on Feb 12, 2009 4:28 PM PST up reply actions  

    Space is the place

    And I love Travis Outlaw.

    "It all depends on where his growth will come and we think his growth will come within us" -- Kevin Pritchard on Jerryd Bayless

    by Jumbo on Feb 12, 2009 5:35 PM PST up reply actions  

    > Now, I’m not saying I’ll ever like Travis’ game. I’m simply too versed in the fundamentals.

    This is where I stopped reading. – Elgin

    Since when do we need to ponder to froth? - jscot

    by 22baylor on Feb 12, 2009 4:20 PM PST reply actions  

    Then you missed the best part

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    by LaMarvelous on Feb 12, 2009 10:56 PM PST up reply actions  

    nice post

    I was solidly in the trade Outlaw camp last summer – mostly because I thought his trade value was at its apex and I though maybe we could get a starter at position of need.

    Travis is still for me (and probably alway will be) one of those guys that always makes you cringe when he has the ball. Something interesting is going to happen one way or another. But the funny thing is, it’s becoming a lot more good than bad of late, and there is no denying he is a very very clutch player down the stretch. There’s a lot of value in that.

    Yes, his defensive can often be God-awful, and his shot selection mind-numbingly frustrating at times. But at the end of the game, when you need a bucket, the guy delivers at a very good rate. That’s something you don’t give away lightly. I’m not saying he’s untradeable – if he’s the price we eventually have to pay for a high level starting SF or PG, then you do it — but I’m now convinced that he very well could be an important cog in our long term plans as a clutch scorer off the bench.

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    by douglast on Feb 12, 2009 4:50 PM PST reply actions  

    Ahh Schucks.. you's gotta like 'im

    There is just something about his humble, home grown nature that is adorable. HIs game is otherworldly .. as it couldn’t have originated on this planet. There must be some wormhole in Mississipi that connected him to some other planet to develope those crazy skills. He shoots ugly beautiful and I’m just glad he’s on my team. I can’t help but cheer for him yet I cringe when he’s off (what was he thinking anyway, squaring his shoulders to the basket…that’s not his game).

    He will be our Robbert Horry. Love him or hate him, either way you can’t help feeling strongly about him.

    by NWfan on Feb 12, 2009 4:51 PM PST reply actions  

    Outlaw is God

    Zman has shown tremendous improvment in his game. Last year he seldom shot the three or drove to the basket. Now they are regular parts of his game. Granted his help defense can be lacking at times, but when his head is in the game he’s the best guy on the court. The blazers management are smart enough to know a good thing when they see it. The one they call catfish is truly unique and he isnt going anywhere.

    PS We need to get that guy in the dunk contest. Damn….

    by Twin Lakes on Feb 12, 2009 4:53 PM PST reply actions  

    Agreed

    Last year you never wanted to see Travis hoist up a 3. This year? He’s hit plenty of daggers.

    by Holybackboards on Feb 12, 2009 6:31 PM PST up reply actions  

    There's room in this big ole world for Trout

    but is there room on the Blazers? Now I enjoy an interesting character as much as you, but is that what we need to grow? Just asking.

    by oregonslee on Feb 12, 2009 5:40 PM PST reply actions  

    Get him the hell out of here

    He’s still a massive liability, and if he’s duped some GMs as well as he’s duped some of the people here, I’d be psyched to get back some value for him.

    by robrun2 on Feb 12, 2009 6:04 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

    Haha, wow.

    Rec’d for creativity. I love a good pun or 20.

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    TRADE TRAVIS OUTLAW FOR A CHAIR

    by rockingharder on Feb 12, 2009 7:01 PM PST up reply actions  

    This is about the most clever thing I've read on the Bedge. It deserves a fanpost all it's own.

    Congratulations. This deserves a post of the year award. It should be the most recced post ever.

    "Aneurysm".

    When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

    by annthefan on Feb 12, 2009 7:23 PM PST up reply actions  

    ...on the list!

    "Travis is so cool in the clutch that the ice-water running through his veins has stopped global warming in its tracks."-- jscot

    by bow4meow on Feb 12, 2009 7:36 PM PST up reply actions  

    Love It! Love It!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    by LaMarvelous on Feb 12, 2009 10:59 PM PST up reply actions  

    That's a whale of a post

    The whole thing is really clever, but your really hooked me with the “Travis is a bit pole-arising” line.

    by Corvid on Feb 13, 2009 12:26 AM PST up reply actions  

    I don't dolphin say this, but you're the manta me.

    "Aneurysm".

    When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

    by annthefan on Feb 13, 2009 1:29 AM PST up reply actions  

    Hit me in the head with a hammer.

    I’m going fishin’.

    GO
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    by Blazer1342 on Feb 13, 2009 2:08 AM PST up reply actions  

    I still say Travis is MJ in a larger body.
    If he ever puts it somewhat together….scary man, scary.

    GO
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    by Blazer1342 on Feb 13, 2009 2:02 AM PST reply actions  

    agreed

    a friend and i have made the same comparison. their body movement is crazy similar, especialy the backpedal.

    by Twin Lakes on Feb 14, 2009 2:38 PM PST up reply actions  

    this post is ridiculous

    you are making Travis Outlaw sound like an autistic sufferer of savant syndrome. Really is this warranted? he is not a retard thats just how he plays/runs. The kids got multi facets to his game that are starting to emanate. Lat nite 12 bords give the guy a break. Go exasperate Rudy for his lack of contribution or LMA for his inability to take over….

    by Joe Blogs on Feb 13, 2009 6:45 AM PST reply actions  

    i fear i spoke to soon.

    in light of your last paragrapph i detract my above comment. I guess im passionate about this subject. We are literally in the creek without Mr. 4th quarter. Imagine him in the playoffs when were struggling… SCARY thought huh?

    by Joe Blogs on Feb 13, 2009 6:48 AM PST reply actions  

    GREAT POST

    Summed up very well… HERE IS THE DEAL WITH OUTLAW:

    He will never start.

    If he is okay with that, he spends his career in Portland doing what he does now.

    If he is not okay with that he will be traded.

    If he stays in Portland he will become the best 6th man the blazers ever had and his jersey will be retired at the garden.

    I think if the blazers keep winning he will be open to be a career bench player, but quick’s article this summer could be some evidence why he wouldnt want to spend his career coming off the bench.

    by JRRIDER on Feb 13, 2009 8:03 AM PST reply actions  

    I would love to see him spend the summer with Michael Cooper.

    In fact it would be nice to see Mr. Cooper as a Blazer assistant coach. Is he still coaching in the WNBA? That’s terrible. – Elgin

    Since when do we need to ponder to froth? - jscot

    by 22baylor on Feb 13, 2009 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

    Finals: Game 7

    Travis goes 1-10 in the first 3qtrs, then scores 20 in the 4th and the PTB win by 1.
    or
    Travis goes 10-10 in the first 3qtrs, then gets no shots in the 4th, but with 1.3 seconds on the clock and the PTB down 2 he tells Nate “I’ll make it”. He hits a 3 as the buzzer sounds and the PTB win by 1.

    Either way – he is the same guy and I want him on my team.

    by DucRider on Feb 13, 2009 11:54 AM PST reply actions  

    That comment is all wrong

    Those aren’t both game 7.

    The second one you listed is actually game 6.

    When I rule the world, everyone will know how to use Excel.

    by jscot on Feb 14, 2009 12:53 AM PST up reply actions  

    Good knuckleballs don't spin...
    a sideways, knuckleball-like spin

    The cilantro in your tapioca pudding since 2007.™

    by timbo on Feb 13, 2009 9:49 PM PST reply actions  

    If it is Travis

    they probably do.

    When I rule the world, everyone will know how to use Excel.

    by jscot on Feb 14, 2009 12:54 AM PST up reply actions  

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