Wow, he really dominated Greg tonight, I don't know what those Greg lovin people are thinking.  Durant is like Michael Jordan and Shaq rolled into one super robot of basketball death explosions!

He had a 1000 pts and 400 roebounds tonight.  Wow, and he is still in his high school career.

Oden had 37 fouls and slipped on banana peel.  He is so uncool.  Huge game dominating centers are so abundant in this league, what we really need is someone who is almost as good as Martell Webster.

Boy, if only we had got him instead we could have OKC's record.  That would be awesome!