Win a seat to the Grizz game and sit with Philthyanimal!
by Philthyanimal on Feb 11, 2009 2:25 PM PST
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PrintOk..I know thats not much of a prize, but I figure this would be a fun thing to do. What's the catch? Nothing really, I just had an extra ticket for the game and I want a good laugh. So the rules of the contest are, you just have to post a link or embed a funny picture. The one that makes me laugh the most will win. Contest will wend at 6pm Presidents Day. I'll include a baseline picture so you all know where to set the bar.
*NOTE* if you want to make your own motivational poster...you can use this site. Motivational Poster Generator
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Setting the bar
by making fun of the crucifixion of Jesus will keep many people away and for good reason.
Another day, another buzzer-beater. This man is so clutch he sets his body clock to go off one second before his alarm does every morning.
Hahahhhaaahahhahahhaahhhaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
by annthefan on Feb 11, 2009 2:36 PM PST up reply actions 3 recs
...?
huh
Another day, another buzzer-beater. This man is so clutch he sets his body clock to go off one second before his alarm does every morning.
Off-topic but....
I’m listening to Illmatic right at this very moment. The best hip-hop album of all time.
Make the music with your mouth Prz
Salaam.
Count me among the many kept away.
I had a physical reaction to that poster it was that disgusting.
"She turned me into a newt!
A newt?
...I got better."
isn't it weird how a certain group of people re-enact a snuff film every year and call it Easter?
"I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong." -Bertrand Russell
Because they're too busy laughing?
Because it was rather funny.
There are no good individual basketball statistics.
54!
I thought it was pretty funny.
In bad taste? Definitely. Never stopped me from laughing at things like this before.
Current Titles:
Official Blazer's Edge Poet Co-Laureate for the 2008-2009 Season
Official Blazer's Edge Ambassador to the Milwaukee Bucks
Unofficial Blazer's Edge Grammar Magister
Unofficial Blazer's Edge Grumpy Ol' Curmudgeon
Chaplain of the Jarrett Jack Jump-Pass Memorial Fanclub
by T Darkstar on Feb 11, 2009 7:20 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Also this
He didn’t say we couldn’t enter more than once.
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
by RDreamer on Feb 11, 2009 3:08 PM PST reply actions 2 recs
I love this one
going to put this up at work near my desk.
There is probably no more terrible instance of enlightenment than the one in which you discover your father is a man — with human flesh.
Paul Muad'Dib - Dune (Frank Herbert)
My Translation: My Dad is a dude just like me, and my sons are dudes like me also. I love that.
Season Tix: Section 315, with my sons
LOL
The most hated Blazer is like the least hottest supermodel - Sabonis4Ever
by Philthyanimal on Feb 11, 2009 3:15 PM PST up reply actions
ROFLOL
Honestly your comment beats out any of these pictures. would it be unfair if you won?
The most hated Blazer is like the least hottest supermodel - Sabonis4Ever
by Philthyanimal on Feb 12, 2009 12:56 AM PST up reply actions
It's like buying all the raffle tickets
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
by RDreamer on Feb 11, 2009 3:15 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
lol
the caption> the image
The most hated Blazer is like the least hottest supermodel - Sabonis4Ever
by Philthyanimal on Feb 11, 2009 3:26 PM PST up reply actions
Are you going to put out?
Release your inner Kraken
by Dragline on Feb 11, 2009 3:31 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
only for you
The most hated Blazer is like the least hottest supermodel - Sabonis4Ever
by Philthyanimal on Feb 11, 2009 3:40 PM PST up reply actions
the contest is for free tickets
i dunno if i can buy you a plane ticket if you win.
The most hated Blazer is like the least hottest supermodel - Sabonis4Ever
by Philthyanimal on Feb 11, 2009 3:45 PM PST up reply actions
lol
i’m gonna limit you to 1 more…its like borderline spam now.
The most hated Blazer is like the least hottest supermodel - Sabonis4Ever
by Philthyanimal on Feb 11, 2009 3:50 PM PST up reply actions
nah i'm done
The rest of the funny ones are NSFW. Hopefully you found at least one of the ones I posted funny enough.
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
i liked em
The most hated Blazer is like the least hottest supermodel - Sabonis4Ever
by Philthyanimal on Feb 11, 2009 4:01 PM PST up reply actions
I want to go on that picnic
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
lolll
Want more aggressiveness? Try less Baylesslessness.
by prezofdeath on Feb 11, 2009 11:11 PM PST up reply actions
Korver
i laugh everytime i see these.
The most hated Blazer is like the least hottest supermodel - Sabonis4Ever
This is a shoop
I can tell by some of the pixels
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
You already got ones in this catagory.- no mas from me.
"Every time Troutlaw touches the ball, I pop an anti-anxiety pill."
lol
the future
The most hated Blazer is like the least hottest supermodel - Sabonis4Ever
by Philthyanimal on Feb 11, 2009 4:47 PM PST up reply actions
Probably not original enough to win, but relevant to the upcoming so-called holiday.
by Badalona Baddie on Feb 11, 2009 5:24 PM PST reply actions
A couple non basketball ones...
RUDY > MJ
by myemic23 on Feb 11, 2009 6:08 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
already have tix
maybe we can meet up for a beer at Halftime
There is probably no more terrible instance of enlightenment than the one in which you discover your father is a man — with human flesh.
Paul Muad'Dib - Dune (Frank Herbert)
My Translation: My Dad is a dude just like me, and my sons are dudes like me also. I love that.
Season Tix: Section 315, with my sons
sure
The most hated Blazer is like the least hottest supermodel - Sabonis4Ever
by Philthyanimal on Feb 12, 2009 1:00 AM PST up reply actions
I agree
Another day, another buzzer-beater. This man is so clutch he sets his body clock to go off one second before his alarm does every morning.
This is the punch line, no posting below it! Quite great!
The cilantro in your tapioca pudding since 2007.™
that's my kind of pet.
Want more aggressiveness? Try less Baylesslessness.
by prezofdeath on Feb 11, 2009 11:13 PM PST up reply actions
YOU WIN!
Hey bmw…post your email address and we can coordinate for the game this wednesday!
The most hated Blazer is like the least hottest supermodel - Sabonis4Ever
by Philthyanimal on Feb 15, 2009 10:21 PM PST up reply actions
Has he contacted you yet?
The game is tomorrow and I noticed this picture is the only post bmw has ever made. He doesn’t seem terribly active. I’d hate to see your ticket go unused, considering the many great entries in your thread.
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
dude...this thread is killing it!!! hahahah
why is there no RECS@@??? since i was first to rec, you should take me.
"Step up to my mic!!!" Joel's right and left fist
by broyposse on Feb 11, 2009 11:07 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
does this sound fair?
how about i pick my top 5 favorites…and do a poll to see who is the winner?
The most hated Blazer is like the least hottest supermodel - Sabonis4Ever
Quantity counts?
Sergio + Rudy = 16
Sergio + Bayless = 16
Batum 8+8=16
by amlmart1 on Feb 12, 2009 3:57 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
those are sick. My top four were
4. Do you need glasses. That would hurt.
3. Glass door. Haha awesome.
2. John West Salmon. Hilarious.
1. Julian Beever…those drawings are insane.
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Want more aggressiveness? Try less Baylesslessness.
Brick Layer's Accident
This is a bricklayer’s accident report that was printed in the newsletter of the English equivalent of the Workers’ Compensation Board. So here, thanks to John Sedgwick, is this Bricklayer’s report. Dear Sir;
I am writing in response to your request for additional information in Block #3 of the accident reporting form. I put “Poor Planning” as the cause of my accident. You asked for a more complete explanation and I trust the following details will be sufficient.
I am a bricklayer by trade. On the day of the accident, I was working alone on the roof of a new six-story building. When I completed my work, I found I had some bricks left over which, when weighed later, were found to weigh 240 lbs. Rather than carry the bricks down by hand, I decided to lower them in a barrel by using a pulley which was attached to the side of the building at the sixth floor.
Securing the rope at ground level, I went up to the roof, swung the barrel out, and loaded the bricks into it. Then I went down and untied the rope, holding it tightly to insure a slow descent of the 240 lbs of bricks. You will note on the accident reporting form that my weight is 135 lbs.
Due to my surprise at being jerked off the ground so suddenly, I lost my presence of mind and forgot to let go of the rope. Needless to say, I proceeded at a rapid rate up the side of the building.
In the vicinity of the third floor, I met the barrel which was now proceeding downward at an equally impressive speed. This explains the fractured skull, minor abrasions, and the broken collarbone, as listed in Section 3, accident reporting form.
Slowed only slightly, I continued my rapid ascent, not stopping until the fingers of my right hand were two knuckles deep into the pulley which I mentioned in Paragraph 2 of this correspondence. Fortunately, by this time I had regained my presence of mind and was able to hold tightly to the rope, in spite of the excruciating pain I was now beginning to experience.
At approximately the same time however, the barrel of bricks hit the ground and the bottom fell out of the barrel. Now devoid of the weight of the bricks, the barrel weighed approximately 50 lbs.
I refer you again to my weight. As you might imagine, I began a rapid descent down the side of the building. In the vicinity of the third floor, I met the barrel coming up. This accounts for the two fractured ankles, broken tooth and severe lacerations of my legs and lower body.
Here my luck began to change slightly. The encounter with the barrel seemed to slow me enough to lessen my injuries when I fell into the pile of bricks and fortunately only three vertebrae were cracked.
I am sorry to report, however, as I lay there on the pile of bricks, in pain, unable to move and watching the empty barrel six stories above me, I again lost my composure and presence of mind and let go of the rope.
Sergio + Rudy = 16
Sergio + Bayless = 16
Batum 8+8=16
That's a mistake!!!
hilarious but definitely PG-13 if not R
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
This is a classic from election season.
by Badalona Baddie on Feb 12, 2009 10:39 AM PST reply actions
I didn't know 92wastheyear was a Cardinals fan.
Har har har!
Release your inner Kraken
by Dragline on Feb 12, 2009 3:04 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
That is BS, Tom!!
Everyone knows my do-rag is paisley…not star spangled (BTW I spell that word M-A-R-O-O-N)
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
by 92wastheyear on Feb 12, 2009 4:12 PM PST up reply actions
It was "mascot night" at the Rose Garden, which apparently translates to a dozen inflatable versions of various NBA mascots being chased around the arena by Portland's "Blaze", which is some breed of rapist dog. -PostingandToasting
by GreatOden'sRaven on Feb 12, 2009 4:13 PM PST reply actions
damn
I missed your reply to my posting Philthy…hope you found someone to take the ticket. The game was good, I’m pissed that I missed your post!
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