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12-02-2009 - Overhyped Junk

 

Back -- Caught you lookin' for the same thing

It's a new thing - check out this I bring

Uh Oh the roll below the level

'Cause I'm livin' low next to the bass, C'mon -- Turn up the radio

Star-divide

Hype and overhype feels bigger now than it used to because, like all things, mass mediatization has changed the way we experience the world. But that doesn't mean the modern age invented hype - just marketed it. Hype exists because people like to exaggerate and embellish upon everything that was, is, or is about to be. If I just caught a fish, it was the biggest trout ever. That kind of thing.

Now here are some random images related to hype.

Hypecycle_medium

via blogs.oracle.com

Above: These are some great jargon words to describe the path of hype. 

Hype1_medium

via www.iun.edu

Above: Who could not want to help young people through education?

Now discuss whatever you want. Just hype it up first. 

Used, abused without clues

I refused to blow a fuse

They even had it on the news...

Don't believe the hype

Poll
What is your favorite fad?
Lava Lamps
5 votes
Pet rock
3 votes
Atkins Diet
3 votes
Swing dancing
1 votes
Calling popular music alternative
10 votes
Some other fad I will mention
3 votes

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This JD was too hyped.

AK1984.
Mortimer.
Norsktroll.

by L-TrainFTW! on Dec 2, 2009 12:54 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

That actually was my purpose.

I sat around for the first five minutes. Then it took my computer five minutes to load the preview. Then I had to give my dogs water. Then I published it.

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Dec 2, 2009 1:07 AM PST up reply actions  

debbie downer

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Dec 2, 2009 1:02 AM PST up reply actions  

You two being depressed about this.

Is making me depressed about this.

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Dec 2, 2009 1:55 AM PST up reply actions  

we should all lighten up and sing a song or something...

i can’t, though… too depressed.

they’re so young (minus jawan), it’s so exasperating!!

by fanfaraway on Dec 2, 2009 1:59 AM PST up reply actions  

AAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH

'Cuse 88-Cornell 73. My Big Red failed to beat the spread by 2 points. Hence the new avatar.

by jksnake99 on Dec 2, 2009 2:00 AM PST up reply actions  

wow, what a coincidence

that’s the same song I’m singing!!

by fanfaraway on Dec 2, 2009 2:01 AM PST up reply actions  

It won't be this guy.

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Dec 2, 2009 2:01 AM PST up reply actions  

It really really is.

But someone needs to find a way to be happy.

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Dec 2, 2009 2:01 AM PST up reply actions  

its a party in the USA. and SPAIN!

yayeyaayaaaaa

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Dec 2, 2009 2:03 AM PST up reply actions  

are you saying the Chicago game wasn’t fun? what about when Greg and LA ran the break on their own?

by The Arkitect on Dec 2, 2009 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

STOP TRYING TO JUSTIFY YOU’RE EXISTENCE

by The Arkitect on Dec 2, 2009 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

SHUT YOU’RE _______ MOUTH

by The Arkitect on Dec 2, 2009 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

hey, Ark,

did you ever notice how quiet things are until a certain someone shows up? and then all of a sudden the caps lock comes out…..

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Dec 2, 2009 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

hey DTL, yes I have noticed this

by The Arkitect on Dec 2, 2009 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

kids....am i right?

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Dec 2, 2009 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

indeed, you speaketh thine truths

by The Arkitect on Dec 2, 2009 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

i know.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Dec 2, 2009 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

quiet now, the grownups are talking

by The Arkitect on Dec 2, 2009 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

all the time. when you don't talk to him.

way to drag him down.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Dec 2, 2009 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah, you probably put the fire hydrant

in the middle of his driveway

lets go brandon!!!!

by broyposse on Dec 2, 2009 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

let me fix this for you
yeah, you probably put the fire hydrant

in the middle of his her driveway

by The Arkitect on Dec 2, 2009 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

unlike me

you don’t have big girthy yellow hydrant

lets go brandon!!!!

by broyposse on Dec 2, 2009 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I WILL PUNCH YOU IN YOU’RE __________ FACE.

by Roybot on Dec 2, 2009 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Because if you don't

I will throw a pie in your are face

by tingeyga on Dec 2, 2009 4:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh really?

I have golf clubs with blood on them as proof.

by Roybot on Dec 2, 2009 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

DV jokes are never funny

by The Arkitect on Dec 2, 2009 4:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t there there is anything domestic about it.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Dec 2, 2009 4:33 PM PST up reply actions  

left handed or right handed?

by The Arkitect on Dec 2, 2009 4:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Right.

Anymore brain busters?

by Roybot on Dec 2, 2009 4:36 PM PST up reply actions  

that is the incorrect answer

by The Arkitect on Dec 2, 2009 4:37 PM PST up reply actions  

haha… then you are caught… there is no such thing as a female golfer, therefore you must be a man

by The Arkitect on Dec 2, 2009 4:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Chinese re-enactment of the drive seen round the world.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7i5FlC1MpkE&feature=player_embedded

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Dec 2, 2009 4:54 PM PST up reply actions  

You're in Alaska right?

How about Canada?

Make it this weekend and I’m there.

by Roybot on Dec 2, 2009 4:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Saturday

At the lone stop light in Moosejaw, high noon.

by tingeyga on Dec 2, 2009 4:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I liked Pogs

but they aren’t my favorite fad.

by Roybot on Dec 2, 2009 1:02 AM PST reply actions  

Pogs were fun.

Did you collect sets of them and have a cool slammer?

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Dec 2, 2009 1:08 AM PST up reply actions  

of course!

me and my brother had a zach ton of pogs and slammers.

by Roybot on Dec 2, 2009 1:10 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I did the same with my sister.

And my wife did the same with her brother.

I like this slammer. Reminds me of one I had. I have no idea where those things are anymore.

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Dec 2, 2009 1:13 AM PST up reply actions  

I think I had that one!

We also had weird metal ones with skulls on them. We were badass.

by Roybot on Dec 2, 2009 1:15 AM PST up reply actions  

I remember those crazy metal ones.

I could see you as a pog shark; roaming the street with your brother finding kids playing pog, beating them and taking all of their pogs as per cutthroat pog street rules.

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Dec 2, 2009 1:18 AM PST up reply actions  

We always fought over them.

He always had the cooler ones because he would always beat me :-(

by Roybot on Dec 2, 2009 1:20 AM PST up reply actions  

That is sweet!

Did it look like this?

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Dec 2, 2009 1:31 AM PST up reply actions  

did he have the whole set?

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Dec 2, 2009 1:45 AM PST up reply actions  

I don't think so.

HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO REMEMBER THIS? I WAS LIKE 5.

by Roybot on Dec 2, 2009 1:46 AM PST up reply actions  

You should have taken better notes?

Come to think of it. You were like 5 when OJ even happened. That’s crazy.

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Dec 2, 2009 1:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Magic 8 ball

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magic_8-Ball

They should make one with Nate’s “Standard Answers” and give them out at a home game.

"The match in Los Angeles is a good opportunity to begin to demonstrate that we want to make war." Rudy Fernández (translated)

by G_dubs on Dec 2, 2009 3:37 AM PST up reply actions  

must have been before my time oldie. whats a pog? or we talking about passion orange guava juice? mhmmmm

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Dec 2, 2009 1:15 AM PST up reply actions  

I had a very bad experience with hyped fads

pokeman was SO “in” in my third and fourth grade years…well fifth grade they were “out.” and my buddy (nerd) asked me to hold his pokemon cards for him that day (no idea why)….I hated pokemon (never got into it), but I did cuz I’m a friend.

Well I took them to gym class and was going my job…guarding them with my life…when the hottest girl in the class held my feet for sit ups. YES! Except….I start doing my situps and whooooooooooop! Out slide the pokemon cards.

She literally raises her voice about 10 decibels and goes “POKEMON CARDS?!! SOOOOOOOOOOO LAST YEAR!”

Embarassed, I mumble something about them not being mine and dutifully finish my situps.

Then, to make it even better, the class (garden tool), who had a crush on me but I didn’t like at all and had already rejected, slides over RIGHT next to me and goes “Well I think pokemon cards are awesome” and bats her eyes at me.

smh.

by prezofdeath on Dec 2, 2009 1:16 AM PST reply actions  

/insert "lol ur lamer than a one legged giraffe

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Dec 2, 2009 1:18 AM PST up reply actions  

I always made fun of people that played Pokemon

so I’m not surprised you were one of them.

by Roybot on Dec 2, 2009 1:18 AM PST up reply actions   2 recs

the games were/are fun

everything else associated with them were/are not

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Dec 2, 2009 1:22 AM PST up reply actions  

no

that doesn’t mean that they wouldn’t be fun now…

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Dec 2, 2009 1:31 AM PST up reply actions  

lol wow

yeah i tried getting into pokeman but ish is confusing.

by portlandgiirl91 on Dec 2, 2009 1:23 AM PST up reply actions  

LOL this is classic. elementary school ftw

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Dec 2, 2009 1:23 AM PST up reply actions  

LOL. kids with mad bowl cuts and chains would always rock those. those were hilarious.

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Dec 2, 2009 1:42 AM PST up reply actions  

I had the bowl cut when I was in like 2nd/3rd grade, as well as never had the wallet hooked ...

to a chain. Thankfully, however, JNCOs were in style for only like a year, while carpenter jeans — along with khakis, which were more preppy — came into fashion shortly thereafter.

Dear Paul Allen:

Fire Nate McMillan & hire Jeff Van Gundy.

Sincerely,
AK1984

by AK1984 on Dec 2, 2009 1:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Psh, it was all about the lines.

My opinions are facts.

by Fanboi on Dec 2, 2009 1:54 AM PST up reply actions  

child please

3rd down... chainsaw noise please.

by GoBlaze22 on Dec 2, 2009 1:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Aren’t side ponytails just pigtails at that point?

My opinions are facts.

by Fanboi on Dec 2, 2009 1:57 AM PST up reply actions  

not at all

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Dec 2, 2009 1:58 AM PST up reply actions  

No.

Because you only have one.

by Roybot on Dec 2, 2009 1:58 AM PST up reply actions  

I am sad I missed out on this fad.

My opinions are facts.

by Fanboi on Dec 2, 2009 1:59 AM PST up reply actions  

As you should be.

There are lots of pictures of me with a side ponytail.

by Roybot on Dec 2, 2009 2:17 AM PST up reply actions  

What was your favorite theme? The teddy bears? What else is there?

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Dec 2, 2009 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

There is this:

and this:

Is this you:

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Dec 2, 2009 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

No bears for me.

They always had flowers on them.

by Roybot on Dec 2, 2009 1:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh goodness.

My brother had those too. What a horrible fashion trend. Going by the 1984 in your name, he’s the same age as you.

by Roybot on Dec 2, 2009 1:42 AM PST up reply actions  

I went through a jersey fad...

I literally wore Air Jordan warm up sweats and a jersey to school every day for the first half of my freshman year. I had at least 10 pairs of sweats (nice pairs) and 20 jerseys

by prezofdeath on Dec 2, 2009 1:49 AM PST reply actions  

lol wow

I’ve never really owned a lot of jerseys and I’ve never really worn them around all that much. Although I am enjoying my retro Willie Mays and Ronnie Lott jerseys I got this year.

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Dec 2, 2009 1:51 AM PST up reply actions  

I had some sweet jerseys

NBA
Iverson – Sixers
Jordan – Bulls
Magic Johnson – Lakers
Drexler – Blazers
Shaq – Magic
Vince Carter – Raptors
Carmelo Anthony – All Star Jersey
Shareef – Hawks throwback

NFL
Eddie George – Titans
Steve McNair – Titans
Jerry Rice – 49ers
Steve Young – 49ers
Emmitt Smith – Cowboys
Steve McNabb – Eagles
Jake Delhomme – Panthers
Rod Smith – Broncos
Terrell Davis – Broncos

probably others I’m forgetting…

by prezofdeath on Dec 2, 2009 2:09 AM PST up reply actions  

I had a Shaq Magic jersey, I'm embarrased to say

I also had a Barry Sanders Lions jersey.

'Cuse 88-Cornell 73. My Big Red failed to beat the spread by 2 points. Hence the new avatar.

by jksnake99 on Dec 2, 2009 2:11 AM PST up reply actions  

I also have a Damon Stoudamire jersey (yeah, I was a fan of Mighty Mouse)

and then my Roy and Oden jerseys.

'Cuse 88-Cornell 73. My Big Red failed to beat the spread by 2 points. Hence the new avatar.

by jksnake99 on Dec 2, 2009 2:17 AM PST up reply actions  

you should get a Timmy Franchise jersey

or at least a Sandoval one

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Dec 2, 2009 2:18 AM PST up reply actions  

yeah, I've been holding off on final confirmation of my Giants fandom by purchase of a jersey.

but I will likely do so at some point with a Lincecum jersey.

'Cuse 88-Cornell 73. My Big Red failed to beat the spread by 2 points. Hence the new avatar.

by jksnake99 on Dec 2, 2009 2:19 AM PST up reply actions  

I want a Lincecum jersey too

although I’m tempted to go with Sandoval or Posey instead

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Dec 2, 2009 2:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Lincecum is the obvious choice because he's awesome and from the NW

but everyone has one of those, so its tempting to go with someone else. Posey is a pretty good call. You could start the fad on that one. I have a female friend (insert shock that I have a female friend here) who is the world’s biggest Posey fan.

'Cuse 88-Cornell 73. My Big Red failed to beat the spread by 2 points. Hence the new avatar.

by jksnake99 on Dec 2, 2009 2:23 AM PST up reply actions  

yeah i usually like to go against the grain and get jerseys of guys who aren't that popular

for instance I’ve been looking for a Batum jersey recently.

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Dec 2, 2009 2:25 AM PST up reply actions  

you must have been pulled in by his TS% and tremendous defensive abilites :P

i cry for nic

by Cablinasian on Dec 2, 2009 11:05 AM PST up reply actions  

damn!

I can list all the jerseys I have ever owned:

Richard Seigler 49ers Jersey (lol)
Jeff Garcia 49ers jersey
Joe Montana 49ers Jersey
Jerry Rice 49ers Jersey
Brandon Roy All Star Jersey (his first appearance)
Chad Johnson Bengals Jersey

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Dec 2, 2009 2:12 AM PST up reply actions  

I loved that Chad J jersey

it’s worn out now, but it would be a cool addition to a collection now that “ochocinco” jerseys are the only ones available

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Dec 2, 2009 2:17 AM PST up reply actions  

Prez who is Steve McNabb?

Magic Johnson Team USA jersey I got at tournament of the Americas in 1992 (still have it)
Jerry Rice
Joe Montana
Patrick Willis – 49ers
Marshall Faulk – Colts
LeBron James
Oden
Fernandez
Dale Murphy M&N Braves Jersey pullover (the pinnacle of the collection)

by GreatOden'sRaven on Dec 2, 2009 10:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Patrick Willis jersey is sweet

I kinda want a LeBron one in their mustard yellow ones (don’t tell anybody though)

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Dec 2, 2009 12:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh man I was a huge sweatpants fan in middle school. Which, in retrospect, is not a good time for a young man to be wearing sweats.

My opinions are facts.

by Fanboi on Dec 2, 2009 1:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Nice.

My team went to the playoffs in my first year.

by pxilpooshr on Dec 2, 2009 4:18 PM PST up reply actions  

when is the draft lottery?

'Cuse 88-Cornell 73. My Big Red failed to beat the spread by 2 points. Hence the new avatar.

by jksnake99 on Dec 2, 2009 1:55 AM PST reply actions  

during the conference finals in May.

i cry for nic

by Cablinasian on Dec 2, 2009 11:07 AM PST up reply actions  

Final Jeopardy!

What is the capital of Turkey?

3rd down... chainsaw noise please.

by GoBlaze22 on Dec 2, 2009 1:56 AM PST reply actions  

ankara

'Cuse 88-Cornell 73. My Big Red failed to beat the spread by 2 points. Hence the new avatar.

by jksnake99 on Dec 2, 2009 1:56 AM PST up reply actions  

you cheated.

3rd down... chainsaw noise please.

by GoBlaze22 on Dec 2, 2009 1:57 AM PST up reply actions  

nope.

'Cuse 88-Cornell 73. My Big Red failed to beat the spread by 2 points. Hence the new avatar.

by jksnake99 on Dec 2, 2009 1:57 AM PST up reply actions  

how'd you know that then?

3rd down... chainsaw noise please.

by GoBlaze22 on Dec 2, 2009 1:58 AM PST up reply actions  

actually, you messed it up.

Shouldn’t you have phrased that question in the form of an answer?

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Dec 2, 2009 1:58 AM PST up reply actions  

doh!

'Cuse 88-Cornell 73. My Big Red failed to beat the spread by 2 points. Hence the new avatar.

by jksnake99 on Dec 2, 2009 1:58 AM PST up reply actions  

I always feel bad

for the double jeopardy contestants who get it wrong for that reason, bush league.

3rd down... chainsaw noise please.

by GoBlaze22 on Dec 2, 2009 2:00 AM PST up reply actions  

yeah.

I don’t know my European capitals all that well, just happened to know that one.

'Cuse 88-Cornell 73. My Big Red failed to beat the spread by 2 points. Hence the new avatar.

by jksnake99 on Dec 2, 2009 2:02 AM PST up reply actions  

he did

he knows his capitals :)

by fanfaraway on Dec 2, 2009 2:02 AM PST up reply actions  

bastard!

3rd down... chainsaw noise please.

by GoBlaze22 on Dec 2, 2009 2:03 AM PST up reply actions  

I looked at my map hanging up by my crapper at home.

I was going to quiz my girlfriend next time I see her.
That’s our game, come out of the crapper and quiz eachother on world capitals. ha.

3rd down... chainsaw noise please.

by GoBlaze22 on Dec 2, 2009 2:04 AM PST up reply actions  

I had a classmate in middle school who was 4th in the national geography bee

'Cuse 88-Cornell 73. My Big Red failed to beat the spread by 2 points. Hence the new avatar.

by jksnake99 on Dec 2, 2009 2:06 AM PST up reply actions  

and I was 2nd in our school to him

so we have know way of knowing I wasn’t #5 in the country hahaha.

'Cuse 88-Cornell 73. My Big Red failed to beat the spread by 2 points. Hence the new avatar.

by jksnake99 on Dec 2, 2009 2:10 AM PST up reply actions  

*no* way of knowing.

'Cuse 88-Cornell 73. My Big Red failed to beat the spread by 2 points. Hence the new avatar.

by jksnake99 on Dec 2, 2009 2:10 AM PST up reply actions  

seems like it'd be more fitting if you said

he knows his Capitals.

or maybe even CAPITALS

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Dec 2, 2009 2:09 AM PST up reply actions  

With all the talk of the accession of Turkey to the EU this one should be well up there in mainstream consciousness.

My team went to the playoffs in my first year.

by pxilpooshr on Dec 2, 2009 4:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Or you don’t read the news, live in a bubble and pretend the outcome of Blazer games effects world event. More power to you if that’s the case.

My team went to the playoffs in my first year.

by pxilpooshr on Dec 2, 2009 4:22 PM PST up reply actions  

but you win!

You win my respect. well played sir.

3rd down... chainsaw noise please.

by GoBlaze22 on Dec 2, 2009 1:57 AM PST reply actions  

I really hope Roy doesn't "not touch a basketball all summer" anymore.

'Cuse 88-Cornell 73. My Big Red failed to beat the spread by 2 points. Hence the new avatar.

by jksnake99 on Dec 2, 2009 1:59 AM PST reply actions   1 recs

until further notice, my Roy jersey is getting benched in favor of my Oden jersey.

'Cuse 88-Cornell 73. My Big Red failed to beat the spread by 2 points. Hence the new avatar.

by jksnake99 on Dec 2, 2009 2:01 AM PST up reply actions  

fair enough.

3rd down... chainsaw noise please.

by GoBlaze22 on Dec 2, 2009 2:01 AM PST up reply actions  

at what point is it OK for me to feel bad for Brandon?

everybody is abandoning him for Greg.

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Dec 2, 2009 2:04 AM PST up reply actions  

if he starts playing at anywhere near his capability, and people are still upset with him

then you can feel bad for him.

'Cuse 88-Cornell 73. My Big Red failed to beat the spread by 2 points. Hence the new avatar.

by jksnake99 on Dec 2, 2009 2:06 AM PST up reply actions  

When he dumps the crossed-up dribble for the crossover dribble,

and people still choose Greg

Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."

by Blazer1342 on Dec 2, 2009 6:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I feel bad for Steve Blake, who's receiving more than his fair share of criticism.

It’s not like Blake can control the idiocy of Nate McMillan, the laziness of Brandon Roy, et cetera.

Dear Paul Allen:

Fire Nate McMillan & hire Jeff Van Gundy.

Sincerely,
AK1984

by AK1984 on Dec 2, 2009 7:33 PM PST up reply actions  

same here.

apparently the throwback hardwood jerseys go on sale this saturday. i will be buying and Oden one at the game.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Dec 2, 2009 7:25 AM PST up reply actions  

this is so funny. I recall you having a comment last year after a loss that was basically ’There is no big three. We have a big 1. Brandon Roy. Oden and Aldridge have a long way to go to ever be on his level."

i cry for nic

by Cablinasian on Dec 2, 2009 11:09 AM PST up reply actions  

I think he cut and pastes it whenever someone mentions the Big 3.

A Big 2 and a guy like LMA is all we need, plus role players.

That Oden has met Roy’s level of last year, per minute, is amazing. Roy will be himself again, and we’ll be happy in our pants once more.

by Mortimer on Dec 2, 2009 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

yeah, well, things have changed

I don’t even know that we have a big 1 anymore, and if we do, it’s Oden.

'Cuse 88-Cornell 73. My Big Red failed to beat the spread by 2 points. Hence the new avatar.

by jksnake99 on Dec 2, 2009 11:35 AM PST up reply actions  

I didn’t mean you were a turncoat, I was saying that it was funny that so much had changed.

i cry for nic

by Cablinasian on Dec 2, 2009 11:36 AM PST up reply actions  

we have a big 2. Roy is just dealing iwth some stuff right now, he’ll be back.

A summer isn’t that long. By February, Roy will have had his summer and will be back to 22-23 PER levels.

i cry for nic

by Cablinasian on Dec 2, 2009 11:37 AM PST up reply actions  

from the civil war?

damn how old are you?

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Dec 2, 2009 2:06 AM PST up reply actions  

silly fool!

the civil war is on thursday

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Dec 2, 2009 2:06 AM PST up reply actions  

POIDH?

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Dec 2, 2009 2:12 AM PST up reply actions  

niiice

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Dec 2, 2009 2:21 AM PST up reply actions  

I don't think we have met.

but you are quite attractive, and you are passionate about the blaze. I think I love you. Kay bye.

3rd down... chainsaw noise please.

by GoBlaze22 on Dec 2, 2009 2:06 AM PST up reply actions  

hola!

ducks or beavs?

3rd down... chainsaw noise please.

by GoBlaze22 on Dec 2, 2009 2:08 AM PST up reply actions  

You seem like a cat woman

slender and sexy and sly. Go Linfield?

3rd down... chainsaw noise please.

by GoBlaze22 on Dec 2, 2009 2:13 AM PST up reply actions  

go runnin rebs

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Dec 2, 2009 2:14 AM PST up reply actions  

no.

not sure my school even has a mascot

by portlandgiirl91 on Dec 2, 2009 2:15 AM PST up reply actions  

the chupacabras maybe?

3rd down... chainsaw noise please.

by GoBlaze22 on Dec 2, 2009 2:17 AM PST up reply actions  

my take on you... Is this right?

a new bedger who’s totally hot and knows a lot about the blaze who likes to converse with other blaze fans?

3rd down... chainsaw noise please.

by GoBlaze22 on Dec 2, 2009 2:18 AM PST up reply actions  

I've called them that for years.

 I know it might be annoying for some. and it doesn’t have anything to do with marijuana. but isn’t it better than calling them the zers? It’s just something I made up and hard to stop.

3rd down... chainsaw noise please.

by GoBlaze22 on Dec 2, 2009 2:22 AM PST up reply actions  

ahhhhh okay i gotcha. do you do blazeoflove?

by portlandgiirl91 on Dec 2, 2009 2:23 AM PST up reply actions  

I do not.

 But I love the name.

3rd down... chainsaw noise please.

by GoBlaze22 on Dec 2, 2009 2:24 AM PST up reply actions  

do you do it?

3rd down... chainsaw noise please.

by GoBlaze22 on Dec 2, 2009 2:24 AM PST up reply actions  

do what exactly? i meant like you the guy behind it

by portlandgiirl91 on Dec 2, 2009 2:25 AM PST up reply actions  

I was actually trying to flirt with you

but it’s hard to flirt in the junk drawer and on top of that I’m still buzzed from the game. I don’t know what you mean by “i meant like you the guy behind it.”
Maybe that’s some flirty conversation or maybe I’m still too buzzed to know what it means. LOL.

3rd down... chainsaw noise please.

by GoBlaze22 on Dec 2, 2009 2:30 AM PST up reply actions  

rule 1 of flirting: don’t tell them you’re flirting
rule 2 of flirting: don’t tell them you’re flirting drunk

by prezofdeath on Dec 2, 2009 2:32 AM PST up reply actions  

rec

rule 3 of flirting: dont sign your post prezofdeath

by GreatOden'sRaven on Dec 2, 2009 10:30 AM PST up reply actions  

rule 3 of flirting: don’t call women “them”

by fanfaraway on Dec 2, 2009 2:34 AM PST up reply actions  

hahahaha

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Dec 2, 2009 2:36 AM PST up reply actions  

haha!

Good life lesson! sometimes it’s better to just be obvious though.

3rd down... chainsaw noise please.

by GoBlaze22 on Dec 2, 2009 2:34 AM PST up reply actions  

If you are flirting the right way,

you should never have to make sure they know you are actually flirting.

by Roybot on Dec 2, 2009 2:36 AM PST up reply actions  

rule 3

don’t take relationship/dating/any advice to do with women from prez

bwahahahah

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Dec 2, 2009 2:37 AM PST up reply actions  

smh

she wasn’t random foo…

and i had just hit a single and was digging for 2nd, only to get thrown out up on

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Dec 2, 2009 2:39 AM PST up reply actions  

so i finally decided to get on wikipedia

and read up on all your baseball terminology. I determined that I “walked” tonight.

by prezofdeath on Dec 2, 2009 2:57 AM PST up reply actions  

that's almost hot

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Dec 2, 2009 2:59 AM PST up reply actions  

have you ever hit a ground rule double?

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Dec 2, 2009 3:03 AM PST up reply actions  

that's definitely hot.

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Dec 2, 2009 3:03 AM PST up reply actions  

who leads the league in ejections?

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Dec 2, 2009 3:05 AM PST up reply actions  

uhm flag..?

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Dec 2, 2009 3:08 AM PST up reply actions  

ejections, not ej-----------

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Dec 2, 2009 3:09 AM PST up reply actions  

OH!!

sorry totally misread that

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Dec 2, 2009 3:10 AM PST up reply actions  

well played sir

i think

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Dec 2, 2009 3:02 AM PST up reply actions  

rule 3

don’t listen to prez when it comes to women…

RUDY > MJ

by Rudiculous on Dec 2, 2009 7:24 AM PST up reply actions  

rule 4

Dont repeat what somebody else already said….

RUDY > MJ

by Rudiculous on Dec 2, 2009 7:26 AM PST up reply actions  

rec

My team went to the playoffs in my first year.

by pxilpooshr on Dec 2, 2009 4:26 PM PST up reply actions  

no sorry i don’t roll that way.
like made the website is what i meant lol

by portlandgiirl91 on Dec 2, 2009 2:32 AM PST up reply actions  

you kids and the ways you roll

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Dec 2, 2009 2:36 AM PST up reply actions  

do you rock?

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Dec 2, 2009 2:40 AM PST up reply actions  

god I hate lil wayne

but he gets the girls on the dance floor

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Dec 2, 2009 2:43 AM PST up reply actions  

not like biggie

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Dec 2, 2009 2:43 AM PST up reply actions  

because I don't like bad music?

fwiw I do like other rappers, just not lil wayne

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Dec 2, 2009 2:44 AM PST up reply actions  

does that make what she said false?

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Dec 2, 2009 2:46 AM PST up reply actions  

not necessarily

but it makes the evidence she is standing on false

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Dec 2, 2009 2:47 AM PST up reply actions  

That would be enough in court.

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Dec 2, 2009 2:49 AM PST up reply actions  

correct

innocent until proven guilty white

haha

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Dec 2, 2009 2:50 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

i'mma gonna rec this because it is funny

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Dec 2, 2009 2:56 AM PST up reply actions  

mmmmhmmmm

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Dec 2, 2009 2:47 AM PST up reply actions  

I like the "Framing Hanley" version of Lollipop

Way white, yet still “urban”.

"The match in Los Angeles is a good opportunity to begin to demonstrate that we want to make war." Rudy Fernández (translated)

by G_dubs on Dec 2, 2009 3:46 AM PST up reply actions  

yes sir

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Dec 2, 2009 2:43 AM PST up reply actions  

wowza

"The match in Los Angeles is a good opportunity to begin to demonstrate that we want to make war." Rudy Fernández (translated)

by G_dubs on Dec 2, 2009 3:35 AM PST up reply actions  

right?

I think I support g-love spending more time with dcrash

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Dec 2, 2009 3:36 AM PST up reply actions  

dcrash?

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Dec 2, 2009 3:37 AM PST up reply actions  

that's what I call pgiirl

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Dec 2, 2009 3:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh yeah!

I like it when they starting making animal noises at each other…the “oinking” really hawt

"The match in Los Angeles is a good opportunity to begin to demonstrate that we want to make war." Rudy Fernández (translated)

by G_dubs on Dec 2, 2009 3:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah. They make the JD a little brighter.

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Dec 2, 2009 4:03 AM PST up reply actions  

That's one way of putting it

"The match in Los Angeles is a good opportunity to begin to demonstrate that we want to make war." Rudy Fernández (translated)

by G_dubs on Dec 2, 2009 4:05 AM PST up reply actions  

I was going to add

“In a manner of speaking”

But then I get my ass kicked and that’s only a bit of fun.

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Dec 2, 2009 4:11 AM PST up reply actions  

your adjective choice

hmm

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Dec 2, 2009 4:12 AM PST up reply actions  

wow

That was a deliberate joke but I would not have guessed you to point it out.

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Dec 2, 2009 4:20 AM PST up reply actions  

brighter than a cloudy day...

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Dec 2, 2009 4:22 AM PST up reply actions  

and im not sure

whether i should be offended or not

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Dec 2, 2009 4:22 AM PST up reply actions  

L.O.L.

"The match in Los Angeles is a good opportunity to begin to demonstrate that we want to make war." Rudy Fernández (translated)

by G_dubs on Dec 2, 2009 4:22 AM PST up reply actions  

What if I got my friends...

and you got your friends… and we could be friends?

3rd down... chainsaw noise please.

by GoBlaze22 on Dec 2, 2009 2:37 AM PST up reply actions  

together forever.

3rd down... chainsaw noise please.

by GoBlaze22 on Dec 2, 2009 2:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Now I really sound like a stalker,

I’m gonna go to bed now :)

3rd down... chainsaw noise please.

by GoBlaze22 on Dec 2, 2009 2:41 AM PST up reply actions  

night hot blazer fan.

I hope to talk to you in the future. we could do this every weekend.

3rd down... chainsaw noise please.

by GoBlaze22 on Dec 2, 2009 2:43 AM PST up reply actions  

we could do this every weekend?

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Dec 2, 2009 2:41 AM PST up reply actions  

LOL!

MTV at it’s finest!

3rd down... chainsaw noise please.

by GoBlaze22 on Dec 2, 2009 2:42 AM PST up reply actions  

it's too late

to rendezvous at the bar around 2 though..

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Dec 2, 2009 2:45 AM PST up reply actions  

in the champagne room?

3rd down... chainsaw noise please.

by GoBlaze22 on Dec 2, 2009 2:54 AM PST up reply actions  

I think she's too young fir dat

"The match in Los Angeles is a good opportunity to begin to demonstrate that we want to make war." Rudy Fernández (translated)

by G_dubs on Dec 2, 2009 3:36 AM PST up reply actions  

i love your sig so much

i would marry it if i could

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Dec 2, 2009 2:09 AM PST up reply actions  

aaaaaaaaaahahah

NO
psssh lameness

I wore these

I was Batman

by GreatOden'sRaven on Dec 2, 2009 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

those are great. I’d wear, either, or.

by EvilKaramazov on Dec 2, 2009 4:10 PM PST up reply actions  

he'd do less for the ones on the right than he would for the ones on the left.

especially the ones the girl isn’t wearing.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Dec 2, 2009 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

i’m pretty sure strangulation would be the result of me wearing the far left outfit.

by EvilKaramazov on Dec 2, 2009 4:14 PM PST up reply actions  

i figured that was all part of the fun for you.

EK Carradine isn’t it?

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Dec 2, 2009 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

kung fu extracts a deep price.

by EvilKaramazov on Dec 2, 2009 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

indeed, grasshopper....

indeed…..

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Dec 2, 2009 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

my brother had a darth vader one

i was jealous but he was so much smaller i couldnt steal it.

by GreatOden'sRaven on Dec 2, 2009 4:12 PM PST up reply actions  

how did these ever go out of style

as soon as I have kids im finding them some

BRING IT BACK

by GreatOden'sRaven on Dec 2, 2009 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

better for roundhouse kicks

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Dec 2, 2009 4:12 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

REC

you cant practice your Crane Kick in lame ace unionsuits

by GreatOden'sRaven on Dec 2, 2009 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I would’ve used a Rambo knife to cut the feet off of those blasted PJ’s.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Dec 2, 2009 4:14 PM PST up reply actions  

cut the feet

off the pj’s? i wish i still had pjs with feet on them. those were awesome.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Dec 2, 2009 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

true

but those dont stretch as well for when awesome ninja moves are needed

by GreatOden'sRaven on Dec 2, 2009 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I am tall and lanky – footed pjs, overalls, skydiving suits, etc don’t do me any favors.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Dec 2, 2009 4:18 PM PST up reply actions  

yes definitely appropriate for you

by portlandgiirl91 on Dec 2, 2009 4:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Function over Fashion, EVERY TIME LADY

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Dec 2, 2009 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

you’re making me sound old calling me lady.
i think they’re very fashionable

by portlandgiirl91 on Dec 2, 2009 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

hey man, whatcha doing tonight?

by EvilKaramazov on Dec 2, 2009 4:18 PM PST up reply actions  

oh, forgot (double eyebrow raise)

by EvilKaramazov on Dec 2, 2009 4:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Lick your finger and smooth one of your eyebrows. That seems to work.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Dec 2, 2009 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

double..

forefinger and pinky finger.. start at the inside edge of your brows and push out

by GreatOden'sRaven on Dec 2, 2009 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

exactly, this is the technique.

by EvilKaramazov on Dec 2, 2009 4:21 PM PST up reply actions  

how ’bout shoes?

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Dec 2, 2009 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Woodburn Nike outlet is about 15 mins from here.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Dec 2, 2009 4:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I was just there on Black Friday at 1 AM

and got a pair so don’t get the same ones.

by Roybot on Dec 2, 2009 4:26 PM PST up reply actions  

was the line on I-5 really long? It was last year.

My budget is about $30, and I need at least $3 for a forty, so what do they have for $27?

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Dec 2, 2009 4:27 PM PST up reply actions  

It was backed up like 6 miles.

It took us an hour to go 4 miles. People were walking and jumping the fence.

by Roybot on Dec 2, 2009 4:29 PM PST up reply actions  

They need a better plan. That is dangerous. Someone is gunna get injured.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Dec 2, 2009 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

It was hilarious.

There was a group of girls walking in all black. They had a death wish.

by Roybot on Dec 2, 2009 4:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Walmart on one side of the freeway and the outlets on the other make a bad combo. They should let people park in the empty car dealerships.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Dec 2, 2009 4:32 PM PST up reply actions  

They did.

People were parking there. It was still nuts. We were going to turn around but all three lanes were backed up so we just said zach it and went. Luckily, we managed to find a parking spot pretty quickly.

by Roybot on Dec 2, 2009 4:34 PM PST up reply actions  

what new ones would be available now

any new comics

was there ever a wolverine one?

by GreatOden'sRaven on Dec 2, 2009 4:17 PM PST up reply actions  

cat lady?

catwoman? im gonna have to look up if they had one of those, good call

by GreatOden'sRaven on Dec 2, 2009 4:20 PM PST up reply actions  

being a catlady would make you old

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Dec 2, 2009 4:24 PM PST up reply actions  

meh

Halle is the one even if her movie was godawful

by GreatOden'sRaven on Dec 2, 2009 4:34 PM PST up reply actions  

You're right

just look at this ugly ugly woman

by The Arkitect on Dec 2, 2009 4:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m just sayin Eartha was a better catwoman… not a more attractive or better actress… Halle’s movie was so bad that Halle runnin around in a catsuit the entire time doesn’t even redeem it

by The Arkitect on Dec 2, 2009 4:42 PM PST up reply actions  

no, it’s Eartha Kitt

by The Arkitect on Dec 2, 2009 4:44 PM PST up reply actions  

don’t make me post a pic to prove otherwise…

by The Arkitect on Dec 2, 2009 4:51 PM PST up reply actions  

All other signs

point to you being a woman.

If you are allowed to think I am a 45 year old man, I am allowed to believe that you are a 60 year old woman.

by Roybot on Dec 2, 2009 4:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Norsk likes her.

Photobucket

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Dec 2, 2009 4:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I had batman and superman

I was so Bad A$$

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Dec 2, 2009 5:15 PM PST up reply actions  

you had both

i could only have one at a time

by GreatOden'sRaven on Dec 2, 2009 5:21 PM PST up reply actions  

but my house didn't have a roof

and I didn’t eat food until I was 6, so it all equaled out, right?

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Dec 2, 2009 5:23 PM PST up reply actions  

no, clearly you won at life

by The Arkitect on Dec 2, 2009 5:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm sorry man, that totally sucks.

Your parents suck.

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Dec 2, 2009 5:28 PM PST up reply actions  

my parents used to throw all my food at me, and the only food they ever had was gravy.

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Dec 2, 2009 5:30 PM PST up reply actions  

and hot caramel

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Dec 2, 2009 5:30 PM PST up reply actions  

I know you love my sig cloudydays

They should have piped it in to tonights game.

3rd down... chainsaw noise please.

by GoBlaze22 on Dec 2, 2009 2:11 AM PST reply actions  

B Roy

would have got pumped. since we beavs hate the huskies less than the ducks do.

3rd down... chainsaw noise please.

by GoBlaze22 on Dec 2, 2009 2:12 AM PST reply actions  

haha

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Dec 2, 2009 2:12 AM PST up reply actions  

whoa, Ben has an interesting "Wingcast exclusive" in this week's podcast

More than half of the guys on top of the preliminary 2010 Blazer draft board are PFs. Ben thinks this means Travis isn’t long for the Blazers.

'Cuse 88-Cornell 73. My Big Red failed to beat the spread by 2 points. Hence the new avatar.

by jksnake99 on Dec 2, 2009 2:12 AM PST reply actions  

no surprise IMO

figuring that Travis is going to probably get a bigger offer to play elsewhere…

I wish KP would trade him and Blake to some team that needs a bit of cap relief.

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Dec 2, 2009 2:13 AM PST up reply actions  

hmm?

it’s not too late, never too late…

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Dec 2, 2009 2:19 AM PST up reply actions  

plus

there are some pretty good PF/C prospects in the draft: Aldrich, Davis, Patterson, Favors, Cousins, Lawal, probably some Euros too…

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Dec 2, 2009 2:16 AM PST up reply actions  

He also said John Wall was first on the list

I think Ben is making a huge leap there. I don’t think Outlaw will be back next year, but just because there are a lot of power forwards in a draft, doesn’t mean the team will be getting rid of their backup power forward.

"This isn’t making staples, where you’re just making staples." - KP

by tominhawaii on Dec 2, 2009 2:24 AM PST up reply actions  

this is correct as well. It is good info but the ramifications are pretty unclear.

i cry for nic

by Cablinasian on Dec 2, 2009 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

wow that is good scoop.

i cry for nic

by Cablinasian on Dec 2, 2009 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

Ben with a serious rant about lack of effort to close the Wingcast.

'Cuse 88-Cornell 73. My Big Red failed to beat the spread by 2 points. Hence the new avatar.

by jksnake99 on Dec 2, 2009 2:15 AM PST reply actions  

I keep hearing that energy and effort aren't the problems

Uh yeah. They are. When you get blown out by two teams you shouldn’t, you’d expect some fire to start off the next home game.

Ooops. Forgot the fire.

Blazer Fan

by leeroyjenkins on Dec 2, 2009 7:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Tamaguchi

"This isn’t making staples, where you’re just making staples." - KP

by tominhawaii on Dec 2, 2009 2:18 AM PST reply actions  

awe yeah.

how about those stupid Furbies? Did anyone have one of those? They were annoying as zach.

by Roybot on Dec 2, 2009 2:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Beanie Babies

my sister had a huge collection of them back in the day

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Dec 2, 2009 2:20 AM PST up reply actions  

yeah....

as did I. They were supposed to be valuable so we could resell them. No such luck….

by Roybot on Dec 2, 2009 2:21 AM PST up reply actions  

I used to ^#$* the hell out of a Tickle Me Elmo

"This isn’t making staples, where you’re just making staples." - KP

by tominhawaii on Dec 2, 2009 2:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Nate looks really, really down in the post game presser

Roy, not so much.

Not sure which I like better.

'Cuse 88-Cornell 73. My Big Red failed to beat the spread by 2 points. Hence the new avatar.

by jksnake99 on Dec 2, 2009 2:20 AM PST reply actions  

what kind of shoe are you looking for?

casual to walk around in all day or shoes that you are going to hit “brp up for some ball” with

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Dec 2, 2009 2:24 AM PST up reply actions  

everyday shoe

I normally wear nike bball shoes for everyday shoes, but i stole a pair of my brother’s kwiss kix and i’ve been loving those, so i’m not sure

by prezofdeath on Dec 2, 2009 2:31 AM PST up reply actions  

can't go wrong with Air Force Ones or Dunks

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Dec 2, 2009 2:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Golf shoes

"This isn’t making staples, where you’re just making staples." - KP

by tominhawaii on Dec 2, 2009 2:25 AM PST up reply actions  

sambas?

3rd down... chainsaw noise please.

by GoBlaze22 on Dec 2, 2009 2:32 AM PST up reply actions  

"This isn’t making staples, where you’re just making staples." - KP

by tominhawaii on Dec 2, 2009 2:45 AM PST up reply actions  

nice thong

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Dec 2, 2009 2:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Vans

"The match in Los Angeles is a good opportunity to begin to demonstrate that we want to make war." Rudy Fernández (translated)

by G_dubs on Dec 2, 2009 4:09 AM PST up reply actions  

Comfy, inexpensive, and look good

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"The match in Los Angeles is a good opportunity to begin to demonstrate that we want to make war." Rudy Fernández (translated)

by G_dubs on Dec 2, 2009 4:10 AM PST up reply actions  

Excuse to post obnoxious kix pix like Ben! YAY!

Photobucket

"The match in Los Angeles is a good opportunity to begin to demonstrate that we want to make war." Rudy Fernández (translated)

by G_dubs on Dec 2, 2009 4:26 AM PST up reply actions  

lol i love your new facebook photo!

by portlandgiirl91 on Dec 2, 2009 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Xie xie, danka, gracias, dou tze, thank you!

"The match in Los Angeles is a good opportunity to begin to demonstrate that we want to make war." Rudy Fernández (translated)

by G_dubs on Dec 2, 2009 6:27 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Pumas

keep it old skool like the fat boys

by GreatOden'sRaven on Dec 2, 2009 10:34 AM PST up reply actions  

Blazer Stat Update

Blazers now 13th in the Hollinger rankings, somehow projected for 48 wins by basketball-reference (though they say that’s only good for the 8 seed), somehow projected for 51 wins and the 5 seed by coolstandings.com. Go figure.

Blazers are 29th in pace, 7th on offense and 9th on defense (strength of schedule caveat necessary).

Oden is up to 23.3 in PER, 12th among all players who meet basketball-reference’s qualification standards.
Roy is back down below 19 in PER, worse than his 2nd year numbers.
Howard more than tripled his PER, to a woeful 8.3
Portland has a total of 5 players with above average PERs— in order: Oden, Roy, Cunningham, Aldridge, Bayless.
Portland has 3 players who have improved on last season’s PER: Oden, Martell, Bayless

'Cuse 88-Cornell 73. My Big Red failed to beat the spread by 2 points. Hence the new avatar.

by jksnake99 on Dec 2, 2009 2:31 AM PST reply actions  

Ok

I can’t keep my DirecTV, which sucks because I already had league pass renewed through them before the problems started, and I’d need to get it again if I want it on my TV. Dangit. But, Time Warner has good deals and I’m gonna go through them for internet and TV.

So, I got electricity in my name and turned on tomorrow.
Gas as well.
TV and Internet hopefully Monday.
Storage container dropped off Saturday.
Need to hire unloaders to help me unload my storage, mainly my heavy TV and bed and crap.
Need to get a full size fridge.

Am I forgetting any other basic apartment stuff? All is taken care of except the last two, and I just got done emailing a dozen movers and thingies so I can figure it out tomorrow.

I feel like I am forgetting something.

by Mortimer on Dec 2, 2009 3:11 AM PST reply actions  

Did you get to keep towels, post & pans, plates and stuff?

"This isn’t making staples, where you’re just making staples." - KP

by tominhawaii on Dec 2, 2009 3:13 AM PST up reply actions  

Yup

I need to get a couch, but that isn’t a pressing need. I got most items like that… but I feel I am forgetting a “thing to do when ya move” type thang.

by Mortimer on Dec 2, 2009 3:14 AM PST up reply actions  

What killed us when me moved here

Was the first time shopping. Buying catsup, mustard, mayo, cock sauce, salt and pepper etc. costs a ton when you buy them all at once.

"This isn’t making staples, where you’re just making staples." - KP

by tominhawaii on Dec 2, 2009 3:16 AM PST up reply actions  

yep

all the little stuff adds up really quickly

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Dec 2, 2009 3:19 AM PST up reply actions  

  • Tell banks, insurances, work, friends your new address
  • Is there something like postal storage and forwarding in the US via US Mail for half a year from your old address so stuff doesn’t fill your mailbox there?
  • Check that heating works. Winter and stuff, though in LA that might be less of an issue. But I once freezed and frozed to death in an unheated apartment in Athens that I’m sure would have been nice in the summer.
  • Do you have lamps? I always found bare bulbs unsightly
  • Bill Simmons is always complaining about Time Warner in LA, but well he’s the Sports Guy and has 5 TVs in his “office”

Ceterum censeo Lakers esse delendam

by Norsktroll on Dec 2, 2009 6:35 AM PST up reply actions  

He complained about DirecTV too, didn't he?

And I’ve always been happy with them. I don’t wanna switch, but since the building doesn’t allow the satellite dishes I got no other option. And you can’t really pick a different cable company.

The price for HD service and a HD DVR and all the channels I had before is the same as with DirecTV, and I didn’t have HD service before, so that’s nice.

I have most basic house stuff. Cleaning supplies (99 cent store is awesome for them, because the generics are just as good and not 5 bucks like at a normal store), plates and silverware, I kept almost all kitchen stuff… I would need to buy groceries, of course, but I figured that.

I found an actual moving company that will send 2 guys to unload my stuff for 2 hours for 100 bucks total (25 an hour each guy). I think that sounds decent… more than worth it to not move my TV myself or make my friends do it again. That was such a witch!

They are someone I found on Craigslist… I think the only way I can get it cheaper is to go to Home Depot or similar and hire some Mexican dudes for like 20 bucks… but this company has dollies and crap and a number I can yell at if something bad happens. And I’d feel bad going even cheaper cause some of my stuff is a grip of heaviness.

It was extremely annoying moving my books and shelves and everything myself, and I had a few friends move my TV with me and I don’t wanna put anyone through that again.

So… I’ve emailed a ton of people about cheap fridges for sale on Craigslist… a fridge and couch being the last big purchases.

The sort of thing I feel like I am forgetting is stuff like changing electric and gas into my name, getting TV and internet set up, etc… I feel like I am forgetting something basic like that.

by Mortimer on Dec 2, 2009 10:11 AM PST up reply actions  

Norsk is right

the thing i always forget is changing all addresses in my accounts..
also man, file an address change on your drivers license. You gotta update it on the file, even if you dont change your actual ID

by GreatOden'sRaven on Dec 2, 2009 10:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Time Warner LA is awful

absolutely awful..
any chance you could get anything else Morty?

by GreatOden'sRaven on Dec 2, 2009 10:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Haha, it's that bad?

My friends got it, it seems ok, the HD picture is nice and blah blah blah.

I would stick with DirecTV if I could, but like I said… no satellite dishes allowed blah blah blah.

Ya don’t really have a choice with CABLE, do ya?

by Mortimer on Dec 2, 2009 10:55 AM PST up reply actions  

cantcha put the dish up on a tripod and face it out the winder? I have seen some folks do that.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Dec 2, 2009 10:57 AM PST up reply actions  

It says the signal can't go through glass

Unless I want a window open all the time… and in the summer it will get hot and I will have the AC on.

by Mortimer on Dec 2, 2009 11:00 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh

And my windows face the wrong direction.

by Mortimer on Dec 2, 2009 11:00 AM PST up reply actions  

Nope!

I’ve gone over all of those tyle of options… using the railing outside the apartments, put it on the correct end, have a cord go down… they don’t allow it.

If my window faced the right direction, MAYBE I could rig up a thing where the dish hangs out the window… but, alas.

by Mortimer on Dec 2, 2009 11:02 AM PST up reply actions  

nah..

just go with cable if its too much work.. you’ll miss out but thats ok

alright when we gonna go get drinks damnit.. i have no one to watch the games with

by GreatOden'sRaven on Dec 2, 2009 11:05 AM PST up reply actions  

That was my ultimate conclusion

When I realized it’s a lil’ cheaper to have internet and cable through Time Warner, AND I get a HD DVR instead of the normal one, I said “well this isn’t so bad”. And I don’t gotta move everything around to have access to it.

What is so bad about Time Warner? My friends’ service seems fine… just cable. They don’t got DVR, maybe the DVR is annoying when compared to DirecTV, but the free OnDemand stuff is nice.

by Mortimer on Dec 2, 2009 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

And what's your schedule now?

I’m opening up a bit more now that I got a place, though this week will be a weird one still as I don’t get my stuff from storage until Saturday.

by Mortimer on Dec 2, 2009 11:09 AM PST up reply actions  

I am outta town this weekend

but any time between now and Dec 23rd I am free. We can meet somewhere half way if you want
somewhere that has League Pass

by GreatOden'sRaven on Dec 2, 2009 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

hehe

your too pale for me too pal

by GreatOden'sRaven on Dec 2, 2009 11:36 AM PST up reply actions  

rec

gaffigan is hilarious

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Dec 2, 2009 12:26 PM PST up reply actions  

ondemand is good

they have spotty service.. it goes out all the time, their CS is amazingly bad, if something goes wrong, well sucks for you.. no NFL network which is lame
and they use those crappy motorola boxes which take like 10 minutes to do anything.
/end rant

by GreatOden'sRaven on Dec 2, 2009 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

The DirecTV satellites are south of Texas

So I’d need to point my dish SE… my windows face North, Northwest.

by Mortimer on Dec 2, 2009 11:01 AM PST up reply actions  

no.. you dont

and yes its bad. I have had Cox, Comcast and TW…
Time Warner used to be the best, but now.. sigh.. its not good
better than nothing tho

by GreatOden'sRaven on Dec 2, 2009 11:00 AM PST up reply actions  

food?

dining utensils
plates
pots & pans

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Dec 2, 2009 3:14 AM PST up reply actions  

microwave?

stuff to clean the bathroom with? toilet plunger?

by prezofdeath on Dec 2, 2009 3:19 AM PST up reply actions  

rec for plunger. comes in handy

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Dec 2, 2009 10:39 AM PST up reply actions  

make sure DirecTV lets you out of the contract and prorates your LP when it stops

you dont owe them anything if you cant get a signal where you live

your forgetting Diet Shasta and Guiness

by GreatOden'sRaven on Dec 2, 2009 10:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Good thinkin'

On ALL points. To the 99 cent store, the home of Diet Shasta!!

by Mortimer on Dec 2, 2009 10:56 AM PST up reply actions  

haha solid

dont forget that drivers license thing i said above.. i got yelled at by a cop about that

by GreatOden'sRaven on Dec 2, 2009 11:01 AM PST up reply actions  

Vacuum cleaner?

toilet paper

"This isn’t making staples, where you’re just making staples." - KP

by tominhawaii on Dec 2, 2009 3:17 AM PST up reply actions  

I don't have a vacuum cleaner

In the parking garage of my friend’s place, residents leave some decent stuff they don’t want anymore, and one is a huge work desk that I will take if I get a truck over here, and another is a super old looking vacuum… looks like it is from the late 50’s, early 60’s, like Mad Men or something. I like how it looks.

It prolly works like crap, but it’s something.

by Mortimer on Dec 2, 2009 10:15 AM PST up reply actions  

paper towels

furniture?
soaps and stuff to clean with?

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Dec 2, 2009 3:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Don't forget nudie mags

Mortimer is going to be alone A LOT.

"This isn’t making staples, where you’re just making staples." - KP

by tominhawaii on Dec 2, 2009 3:23 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

I think he says he has internets

"The match in Los Angeles is a good opportunity to begin to demonstrate that we want to make war." Rudy Fernández (translated)

by G_dubs on Dec 2, 2009 3:43 AM PST up reply actions  

He's scared he'll get a virus doing that

"This isn’t making staples, where you’re just making staples." - KP

by tominhawaii on Dec 2, 2009 3:58 AM PST up reply actions  

understood

"The match in Los Angeles is a good opportunity to begin to demonstrate that we want to make war." Rudy Fernández (translated)

by G_dubs on Dec 2, 2009 3:59 AM PST up reply actions  

I hate College Football Polls, because it has morphed into the insideous evil BCS

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"The match in Los Angeles is a good opportunity to begin to demonstrate that we want to make war." Rudy Fernández (translated)

by G_dubs on Dec 2, 2009 4:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Maybe he was allowed back

He’s smart and writes good stuff, he’s just so dang mean if someone doesn’t agree with him.

I'm sick of all these Dean Demopolis fanboys screaming for Nates's head

by tominhawaii on Dec 2, 2009 6:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, might be the wrong moment to have a certified Nate basher back. But I still like to read him. He’s like a new wrinkle of AK.

Ceterum censeo Lakers esse delendam

by Norsktroll on Dec 2, 2009 6:53 AM PST up reply actions  

I agree

You don’t get personal, you can be condescending, but you don’t get mean.

I'm sick of all these Dean Demopolis fanboys screaming for Nates's head

by tominhawaii on Dec 2, 2009 8:44 PM PST up reply actions  

That's not entirely true, for I can get enraged and be mean at times. Yet, even if I get all ...

infuriated at someone, I’ll usually try to soften the blow by apologizing once I simmer down a bit after regaining my composure.

Dear Paul Allen:

Fire Nate McMillan & hire Jeff Van Gundy.

Sincerely,
AK1984

by AK1984 on Dec 2, 2009 8:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh

To be honest, when it’s just 2 or 3 guys going at it and the conversation gets skinny on the right, I just skip over it.

I'm sick of all these Dean Demopolis fanboys screaming for Nates's head

by tominhawaii on Dec 2, 2009 9:13 PM PST up reply actions  

that would be awesome.

I hate getting tired of hitting the z through those things, until I give up and invariably hit the shift+a. I always feel like I could be missing something juicy.

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Dec 2, 2009 9:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I just tap the Z key like I'm playing Track & Field

To me it’s like watching a couple argue and then the next day going, “Remember when you said… Well you were wrong or I agree.”

I'm sick of all these Dean Demopolis fanboys screaming for Nates's head

by tominhawaii on Dec 2, 2009 9:26 PM PST up reply actions  

no one is ever permabanned the first time. He probably applied for reinstatement.

i cry for nic

by Cablinasian on Dec 2, 2009 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Living in the city is overhyped

I recently moved. I can breathe again.

Blazer Fan

by leeroyjenkins on Dec 2, 2009 7:13 AM PST reply actions  

i'm so tired right now from lack of sleep

that i’m actively hoping i will vomit (not induced) so that i can appear sick enough to go home. this is gonna be a long day.

favorite fad: thinking the Blazers were gonna make the WCF this year.

oh geez, i really am tired……

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Dec 2, 2009 7:29 AM PST reply actions  

KP's new favorite fad: Cake Baking

Now that has gone well. We really couldn’t use anything we could have gotten for Raef now. Or consolidated talent in other ways. Now we have depth, and that depth is injured.

Ceterum censeo Lakers esse delendam

by Norsktroll on Dec 2, 2009 7:37 AM PST up reply actions  

why hasn't there been a

“what kind of cake is KP baking?” poll?

i’m gonna do an impromptu one right now:

What Kind of Cake is KP Baking?

A: 7 layer chocolate cake
B: Cheesecake
C: Pound Cake
D: Sponge Cake
E: Urinal Cake
F: Cup Cake
G: Pancake

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Dec 2, 2009 7:46 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

for now, I vote for G.

it’s kinda good, but flat and not very filling.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Dec 2, 2009 7:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Ah, there's nothing more satisfying than biting down on a freshly sprinkled urinal cake.

Dear Paul Allen:

Fire Nate McMillan & hire Jeff Van Gundy.

Sincerely,
AK1984

by AK1984 on Dec 2, 2009 8:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Did you read American Psycho?

I'm sick of all these Dean Demopolis fanboys screaming for Nates's head

by tominhawaii on Dec 2, 2009 8:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Nope, I never read it.

Dear Paul Allen:

Fire Nate McMillan & hire Jeff Van Gundy.

Sincerely,
AK1984

by AK1984 on Dec 2, 2009 8:58 PM PST up reply actions  

It's about 25 times more graphic than the movie

I'm sick of all these Dean Demopolis fanboys screaming for Nates's head

by tominhawaii on Dec 2, 2009 9:14 PM PST up reply actions  

AI has accepted the contract offer of the Sixers

It’s non-guaranteed → for 6 more weeks, all contracts become guaranteed mid-January. About until Lou Williams returns. This can’t go wrong :)

Ceterum censeo Lakers esse delendam

by Norsktroll on Dec 2, 2009 7:29 AM PST reply actions  

Tiger probably could have used your advice.

especially your advice was, “don’t cheat on your wife!”

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Dec 2, 2009 7:57 AM PST up reply actions  

how in the world did the

“that’s what i’m talkin about” post in the sidebar get 12 recs? really? for a sarcastic post so obvious a blind man could see it coming?

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Dec 2, 2009 7:51 AM PST reply actions  

Lame Tiger jokes - sorry if they've been posted already

The police asked Tiger’s wife how many times she hit him. “I don’t know exactly…put me down for a 5.”

Phil Mickelson contacted Tiger’s wife to pick up tips on how to beat Tiger.

What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.

Tiger Woods wasn’t seriously injured in the crash, but he’s still below par.

What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2:30 in the morning? They went clubbing

Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.

Ping just offered Elin an endorsement contract for her own set of drivers; to be named Elin Woods…“clubs you can beat Tiger with.”

Tiger just changed his nickname but still kept it in the cat family—his new name?: Cheetah

Tiger was driving an Escalade, can he blame the accident on his caddy?

Hello, Mr. Woods. This is the On Star operator. We have detected that an angry person has put a golf club through your window. We’ve called Nike. A new club is on its way.
Who among us doesn’t hear a car crash and immediately grab the closest golf club we can find??!!

Tiger’s new movie: Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant.

Tiger Woods owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.

Poor choice; he should have gone with the driver.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Dec 2, 2009 8:00 AM PST reply actions  

wow he fought with his old lady and hit a hydrant

oh my god this is the most intersting story of all time

Blazer Fan

by leeroyjenkins on Dec 2, 2009 8:24 AM PST up reply actions  

haha.

you’re right. it should be a non-story. If he was any other golfer (except maybe Mickelson) this would be a one second blurb on ESPN News and that’s it.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Dec 2, 2009 8:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Also I think some of it is because he's been squeaky clean so far

America loves it when their heroes aren’t superhuman

Blazer Fan

by leeroyjenkins on Dec 2, 2009 9:28 AM PST up reply actions  

and he cheated on his wife

and the girl he cheated with is using it to make money

by GreatOden'sRaven on Dec 2, 2009 10:45 AM PST up reply actions  

The highest paid athlete of all time is quite different

Than your average tour pro. Unfortunately, this is the kind of story that papparazzi wet themselves over.

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Dec 2, 2009 2:37 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Time Out New York's

top 50 movies of the decade. Neither No Country for Old Men nor any of the LotR movies made it on here, among other curiosities.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Dec 2, 2009 8:44 AM PST reply actions  

that list doesn’t really make sense to me, ie, miami vice #36….

by EvilKaramazov on Dec 2, 2009 8:48 AM PST up reply actions  

The formatting is junk too

I'm sick of all these Dean Demopolis fanboys screaming for Nates's head

by tominhawaii on Dec 2, 2009 8:53 AM PST up reply actions  

there were several entries that gave me pause.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Dec 2, 2009 10:38 AM PST up reply actions  

how about The New World at #5?!?!?

that movie was terrible.
that list seemed like they wanted to be the coolest kids in class by snottily naming only foreign movies

by GreatOden'sRaven on Dec 2, 2009 10:49 AM PST up reply actions  

i liked that movie.

i think it deserves to be on that list, but #5 is waaay to high.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Dec 2, 2009 10:51 AM PST up reply actions  

no way

It wasnt the worst movie I have seen but I can easily mention 50 better than that movie

by GreatOden'sRaven on Dec 2, 2009 10:53 AM PST up reply actions  

my fav pick

was spirit away. that movie gets no love. 10 was waaaay too high for it, but i like the recognition none the less.

by EvilKaramazov on Dec 2, 2009 10:53 AM PST up reply actions  

i think that one is in my netflix queue.

i liked There Will Be Blood in the top 5.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Dec 2, 2009 10:56 AM PST up reply actions  

agreed awesome movie

I love Old Boy.. im glad to see it made the list.

by GreatOden'sRaven on Dec 2, 2009 10:59 AM PST up reply actions  

yeah. Oldboy was great.

I thought that was too low on the list.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Dec 2, 2009 11:01 AM PST up reply actions  

i don't.

especially since No Country for Old Men didn’t make the list at all.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Dec 2, 2009 11:03 AM PST up reply actions  

yeah i know. crazies.

no LotR either.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Dec 2, 2009 11:05 AM PST up reply actions  

I like that movie

how did they omit City of God in their list?

horrible

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Dec 2, 2009 12:20 PM PST up reply actions  

this list blows… that is all

by The Arkitect on Dec 2, 2009 11:01 AM PST up reply actions  

I keep writing crappier and crappier fanposts and they still get recs

I'm sick of all these Dean Demopolis fanboys screaming for Nates's head

by tominhawaii on Dec 2, 2009 8:54 AM PST reply actions   1 recs

wait, I rec'd it...

cause I’d rather see that on the top of the sidebar than another FIRE NATE post

by The Arkitect on Dec 2, 2009 10:09 AM PST up reply actions  

the joy of being you.

that really was a crappy fanpost. i wasn’t going to say anything, but since you brought it up. i also assumed it was that way party on purpose.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Dec 2, 2009 10:39 AM PST up reply actions  

I'm trying to make them crappier just to see if I get recs

I might have write one comparing Blazers to different types of turds. Patty Mills is the day after drinking squirts because they’re fast.

I still think Miller should start just to stop all they crying, and not so much for basketball reasons.

I'm sick of all these Dean Demopolis fanboys screaming for Nates's head

by tominhawaii on Dec 2, 2009 11:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Sportscenter's Blazer highlights had one positive thing

They raved again about Greg’s progress, and gave him an individual moment with his stat line to talk about his rebounds. He also got all the highlights shown of the Blazers (the rebound dunk and rebound tip in)

by Timmay! on Dec 2, 2009 9:36 AM PST reply actions  

Everyone in my office thinks B-Roy is to blame

The consensus is something (new big contract, baby momma, Miller vs. Blake) is bothering him.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Dec 2, 2009 9:39 AM PST reply actions  

hmmm, mental versus physical. Good question. I dunno which is worse.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Dec 2, 2009 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Mental can be fixed

Physical problems can’t.

If he is healthy physically the rest will come around.

by Mortimer on Dec 2, 2009 11:34 AM PST up reply actions  

JR Rider?

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Dec 2, 2009 11:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Well that is different, of course

Inherently crazy is one thing. A foot that can’t be walked on is infinitely worse than a lil’ mental blockage Roy has been experiencing.

by Mortimer on Dec 2, 2009 11:38 AM PST up reply actions  

We are assuming (with very good reason, and no proof of anything otherwise) that Brandon is a decent person, but you never know.

Never mind, I don’t even want to talk about it for fear of jinxing or some other superstitious BS.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Dec 2, 2009 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Simmons described Roy’s knee ligaments as “made out of tissue.”

Natch, he knows nothing. Made some people angry.

i cry for nic

by Cablinasian on Dec 2, 2009 11:36 AM PST up reply actions  

his 41-41 looks ever more likely with each game

we blow when we are massively more talented yet cant win

by GreatOden'sRaven on Dec 2, 2009 11:37 AM PST up reply actions  

we’ll win more than 41. This is a temporary thing.

i cry for nic

by Cablinasian on Dec 2, 2009 11:37 AM PST up reply actions  

He talks to Ainge

Ainge has to defend that bad pick still.

by Mortimer on Dec 2, 2009 11:39 AM PST up reply actions  

yep, that’s my though because he makes the same disparaging comments about Granger.

i cry for nic

by Cablinasian on Dec 2, 2009 11:40 AM PST up reply actions  

He publically made comments like that during Roy's rookie season

Saying he wouldn’t be a star, etc.

I do not like Danny Ainge. His crap talk about Oden and Roy are stupid.

by Mortimer on Dec 2, 2009 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Ainge is a very good GM

'Cuse 88-Cornell 73. My Big Red failed to beat the spread by 2 points. Hence the new avatar.

by jksnake99 on Dec 2, 2009 11:53 AM PST up reply actions  

except for some questionable trades

and frankly I dont think he is that good of a GM
he gets the hype cuz he conned Minn outta garnett.. but im still not sold

by GreatOden'sRaven on Dec 2, 2009 12:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Rajon Rondo

Al Jefferson was a great pick
Kendrick Perkins
Leon Powe
Glen Davis
Ray Allen trade
Filling out the roster with e.g. Posey, House, etc. He built a historically good defensive team.

He’s made some bad moves, for sure. He’s a long way from perfect. He’s still a very good GM on balance.

'Cuse 88-Cornell 73. My Big Red failed to beat the spread by 2 points. Hence the new avatar.

by jksnake99 on Dec 2, 2009 12:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Al was a good pick

Perk is ok
Powe he didnt draft right? he signed.. due to knee probs?
Big Baby is meh
Ray Allen Trade was good for OKC more than Boston

by GreatOden'sRaven on Dec 2, 2009 12:22 PM PST up reply actions  

he drafted Powe.

Ray Allen trade made sense for OKC, but its turned out to be meh. Jeff Green is not that good, and it directly contributed to a title for Boston.

'Cuse 88-Cornell 73. My Big Red failed to beat the spread by 2 points. Hence the new avatar.

by jksnake99 on Dec 2, 2009 12:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Kleenex wouldn’t give him clearance to use their name.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Dec 2, 2009 12:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Who uses Kleenex?

in my house its either TP or baby wipes

by tingeyga on Dec 2, 2009 1:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Hype is derived from the word “Hyper” which is Greek for ‘over or beyond", ie, hyperbole, which literally means to throw over. This Junk drawer is technically, Over-Over or more conventionally Ninja Assassin. Irregardless, i’m inflammable.

by EvilKaramazov on Dec 2, 2009 9:51 AM PST reply actions   1 recs

UNINCONCEIVABLE!

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Dec 2, 2009 9:54 AM PST up reply actions  

REC * UNFINITY!!!

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Dec 2, 2009 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Hammer Pants

THOSE were my favorite fad.

Not that I ever wore a turquoise pair of them back in the day, or anything..because I didn’t. It was a gift..honest.

by SloppyJoe on Dec 2, 2009 10:02 AM PST reply actions  

Why did we ever get rid of Zach?

He kept all his crap off the court, not on the court like these guys. If we still had him and Bonzi and Ruben, heck even DMiles, this team would be winning right now. There, someone had to say it, and I feel so much better now. Btw does anyone know what Bob Whitsitt or Steve Patterson are up to?

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Dec 2, 2009 10:16 AM PST via mobile reply actions  

i’m gonna punch you in eye socket, as soon as i get back from the strip club.

by EvilKaramazov on Dec 2, 2009 10:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Make it rain playa,

Or you ain’t Jack enough FOOL.

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Dec 2, 2009 10:29 AM PST via mobile up reply actions  

do you have my cookies?

by EvilKaramazov on Dec 2, 2009 10:34 AM PST up reply actions  

What are you gonna do about it?!

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Dec 2, 2009 10:40 AM PST via mobile up reply actions  

To pass the time, here are some entertaining unemployed Portland types. They used to be on the radio here, until they got canned. Now they do a daily drunken podcast. Careful, there is plenty of NSFW language (and some uninformed sports takes).

Link

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Dec 2, 2009 10:27 AM PST reply actions  

Im not going to start panicking yet

but I am getting there…

i know we talked about it just awhile ago, but man.. every time I see some seriously questionable fouls called on either team.. i start to question

which ref has money on this game

by GreatOden'sRaven on Dec 2, 2009 10:51 AM PST reply actions  

I was listening on the radio, and Wheeler was saying Scott Foster was calling all kinds of crazy fouls on the Blazers. I did not get to see any of the calls, but Wheeler made it sound like Foster was doing all kinds of nefarious business, i.e. overturning other officials, etc.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Dec 2, 2009 10:56 AM PST up reply actions  

he had a couple questionable calls int he first half, the second half was better IMO… the one call when Oden “fouled” O’Neal while O’neal was throwing Oden to the ground was the worst

by The Arkitect on Dec 2, 2009 11:03 AM PST up reply actions  

followed closely by Martell's "blocking" foul.

officials were horrible last night.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Dec 2, 2009 11:04 AM PST up reply actions  

was it me, or did it get better in the 2nd half… first half was horrible, but second seemed better… or it could just be that I was used to it by then

by The Arkitect on Dec 2, 2009 11:04 AM PST up reply actions  

hahah

the second half the calls went the blazers way.. thats why it felt better
miami started to get out ahead by a lot and like the article said, the refs started bringing it closer

by GreatOden'sRaven on Dec 2, 2009 11:06 AM PST up reply actions  

the officiating always seems better when the calls go our way… though I was happy that Nate finally got a T… up until last night I have been disappointed that he didn’t defend his players more to the officials

by The Arkitect on Dec 2, 2009 11:10 AM PST up reply actions  

though I was happy that Nate finally got a T

you and me both, buddy. I wanted to see him out on the court. I wouldn’t have cared if he got tossed after that particular “foul”

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Dec 2, 2009 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

the second did seem a little better.

but probably because the game was already out of hand. There were some bad calls in the 2nd (Martell’s being the most egregious) but it wasn’t nearly as bad as the first half.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Dec 2, 2009 11:06 AM PST up reply actions  

ahhh well foster did make some bad calls

the 2nd one on Oden when Jermaine blatently fouled him and greg sorta swung him around was BAD.. either a call on Oneal or let em play..
made me scratch my head

on a side note, their play by play guy is excellent.. their color guy is average

by GreatOden'sRaven on Dec 2, 2009 11:03 AM PST up reply actions  

cats are smarter than dogs. funny video. i know someone whose cat does the same thing.

by EvilKaramazov on Dec 2, 2009 11:04 AM PST up reply actions  

Jeez, that was funny

One of my cats was sort of like that — she’d do ANYTHING for water. Turned out she had an overactive thyroid. Poor girl. At least she mellowed out once we got the medication dosage figured out.

by Corvid on Dec 2, 2009 11:32 AM PST up reply actions  

Surprised Kitty

I'm sick of all these Dean Demopolis fanboys screaming for Nates's head

by tominhawaii on Dec 2, 2009 11:46 AM PST up reply actions  

if cats could stay kittens they're whole lives

i’d like them more. that’s a cute video.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Dec 2, 2009 11:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Awwwww. . .

That’s what this place needs. More kitten videos. And unicorns, rainbows, and links to other teams’ fans freaking out.

by Corvid on Dec 2, 2009 12:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Unicorns approve of all my messages

Unicorned messaging for the win

Ceterum censeo Lakers esse delendam

by Norsktroll on Dec 2, 2009 12:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Does anyone find it disturbing that the "Brandon Roy is Selfish"

thing seems to have started on Bedge? it started as a joke that not everyone got, and then it got a life of it’s own, and now it’s everywhere and people actually believe it

by The Arkitect on Dec 2, 2009 11:25 AM PST reply actions  

to me it seems like

it was something that started as a joke, but then everyone slowly realized it probably isn’t a joke at all. That’s what I find disturbing. It got a life of it’s own because where there’s smoke there’s fire. We all thought we were crying wolf, but then along comes Scott Howard.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Dec 2, 2009 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

ya scary

I think he needs to be more selfish

by GreatOden'sRaven on Dec 2, 2009 11:32 AM PST up reply actions  

yeah, we'll know he's arrived when

he steals the ball from his own teammate as he’s running up the court.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Dec 2, 2009 11:34 AM PST up reply actions  

after watching yet again last night

every time I see some one other than brandon or greg shooting (or andre getting layups) I get pissed Brandon doesnt have it. We need to score more.. our defense is worse and we have to compensate

by GreatOden'sRaven on Dec 2, 2009 11:39 AM PST up reply actions  

i can't tell if you're joking any more or not.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Dec 2, 2009 11:46 AM PST up reply actions  

sorta...

mostly joking (im ok with other people shooting) unless they take away from Brandon’s stats
but I seriously do think roy needs to touch the ball more.

by GreatOden'sRaven on Dec 2, 2009 11:51 AM PST up reply actions  

i think he's gonna have to regain his suddenly absent

handles before I’d like to see him handle the ball much more than he did last night. He had the ball in his hands more last night than he has all season. Seemed that way to me anyway.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Dec 2, 2009 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Weren’t there already mentions of his supposed selfishness which inspired the sarcastic post?

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Dec 2, 2009 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

honestly, i don’t remember

by The Arkitect on Dec 2, 2009 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

I didn’t get involved in that discussion. Would revisiting it make a sinking feeling overwhelm you?

by EvilKaramazov on Dec 2, 2009 11:32 AM PST up reply actions  

it wasn't so much a discussion as

a running joke that Brandon was selfish and hurting the team. It was all very tongue in cheek; very apropos for the majority of what gets said in the JD and sometimes on Bedge in general.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Dec 2, 2009 11:34 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I never really picked it up. But, I’m also not too worried about the selfish talk right now. Identity crisis is apart of the growing process. Winning and growing are two different things; I’m not worried. If you want a crisis, please see my chicago bears.

by EvilKaramazov on Dec 2, 2009 11:38 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Identity crisis is apart of the growing process.

Exactly.

i cry for nic

by Cablinasian on Dec 2, 2009 11:43 AM PST up reply actions  

couldn’t agree more… especially with a youngish team… they’ll be stronger for it on the backside

by The Arkitect on Dec 2, 2009 11:46 AM PST up reply actions  

I might even wtach the Miami game just to see Oden besating… this season is about growth, mentally for Roy and Aldridge and basketball-wise for Odoms.

i cry for nic

by Cablinasian on Dec 2, 2009 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

the only reason it sort of concerns me

is that it is so out of Brandon’s character. At least, what he’s shown to this point in both his basketball career and off court stuff. The best cure for it probably is losing though. I tend to agree with you guys that he’ll grow out of it, but I’m not ready to pass it off as simply a “growing process” thing right now.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Dec 2, 2009 11:48 AM PST up reply actions  

his latest comments taking responsibility for his play are very encouraging… if it only takes 3 losses for him to figure this part out, we’re in good shape I think

by The Arkitect on Dec 2, 2009 11:50 AM PST up reply actions  

yeah they were slightly encouraging.

i would have liked it more if it was less about finding his rhythm and putting in more effort on the defensive end and getting teammates involved.

the stuff about him wanting to stop pointing fingers was nice though.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Dec 2, 2009 11:54 AM PST up reply actions  

I liked the part where he admitted that he’s been guilty of standing around watching

by The Arkitect on Dec 2, 2009 12:07 PM PST up reply actions  

i read that different.
I think I got caught up in looking around too much instead of looking at myself and what I’ve got to do to help this team

I read that as him saying he got caught up looking around and pointing blame at others instead of looking at himself. not standing around on the court and lacking effort.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Dec 2, 2009 12:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I think a little perspective will come when we play one of the top tier teams. If we sort of put our poop together and then face one of the best teams, we’ll get to see exactly what it takes to win, especially if we then get blown out. It’s hard to measure yourself when you’re sucking against teams that you should beat.

by EvilKaramazov on Dec 2, 2009 11:54 AM PST up reply actions  

my baddddd

"I would (nsfbedge) Rosie O'Donnell for a million dollars" - AK1984

by Starvin' Marvin on Dec 2, 2009 1:31 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

nice. i haven’t picnicked during lunch in a while.

by EvilKaramazov on Dec 2, 2009 11:48 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m mostly interested in the drinking lunch portion

by The Arkitect on Dec 2, 2009 11:51 AM PST up reply actions  

what's the best lunch time drink?

beer? gin & tonic? whisky and coke?

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Dec 2, 2009 12:00 PM PST up reply actions  

not whisky and not beer

if you have to go back to work
I stick with Vodka Tonics on lunch.. it doesnt hang on your breath

by GreatOden'sRaven on Dec 2, 2009 12:08 PM PST up reply actions  

beer if I still have to work after lunch (my boss’s don’t care if I drink a t lunch as long as I’m productive after lunch) (but I rarely have a drinking lunch)

by The Arkitect on Dec 2, 2009 12:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I published a fanpost!

Hey all. I published a fanpost, and since it wouldn’t be fun unless it got people riled up, I encourage everyone to go tell me, as is usually the case, that I am incomprehensible.

Also, I would like to repeat my claim here, that if the blazers lose to the bricks on monday I will flood this site with irresponsible sarcastic fanposts. I am so so so so so so sooooo serious.

"I could have done with other loves perhaps. But there it is, either you love or you don't" -SB

by nightbluefruit on Dec 2, 2009 11:59 AM PST reply actions  

Don’t be so hard on yourself. You are very comprehensible.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Dec 2, 2009 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Do you think memory is a piece of wax or a cage full of birds, from which you grab?

by EvilKaramazov on Dec 2, 2009 12:07 PM PST up reply actions  

its a chalkboard that has been erased so many times

its not really green or black anymore, its more of a cloudy white

by GreatOden'sRaven on Dec 2, 2009 12:09 PM PST up reply actions  

nbf is musing around something socrates once questioned: whether the memory is a piece of wax, from which our experiences press themselves into—from which we recollect based upon the ‘impression’ it left. Or, if it is that our memory is like a box full of birds, and that we search through it until we find the memory that we’re looking for. Socrates then falls upon recollection as something that might come before experience, which leads him to try to bring these two forms wax, caged birds together in one system.

by EvilKaramazov on Dec 2, 2009 12:15 PM PST up reply actions  

it’s in the thaetetus, a smaller dialogue…

by EvilKaramazov on Dec 2, 2009 12:16 PM PST up reply actions  

i knew what you were doing

i was just thowring in a random 2 cents comment..

by GreatOden'sRaven on Dec 2, 2009 12:21 PM PST up reply actions  

i blame nbf—i haven’t thought of that in a long time. i’m trying to suppress as many memories as possible.

by EvilKaramazov on Dec 2, 2009 12:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I like how you said Magic and it links to Orlando

I'm sick of all these Dean Demopolis fanboys screaming for Nates's head

by tominhawaii on Dec 2, 2009 12:10 PM PST up reply actions  

one comment, one victory.

by EvilKaramazov on Dec 2, 2009 12:11 PM PST up reply actions  

lol I was just about to post something similar to this.

i cry for nic

by Cablinasian on Dec 2, 2009 12:11 PM PST up reply actions  

this trolling is out of control.

i cry for nic

by Cablinasian on Dec 2, 2009 12:11 PM PST up reply actions  

great great fanpost, NBF.

very well done.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Dec 2, 2009 12:19 PM PST up reply actions  

followed by POIDH

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Dec 2, 2009 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

There are many regions of that particular continent, so a no answer might lead you to ask a followup.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Dec 2, 2009 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Ha ha ha. Sure, I guess. Or maybe not. Depends what your definition of “is” is.

"I could have done with other loves perhaps. But there it is, either you love or you don't" -SB

by nightbluefruit on Dec 2, 2009 6:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Still may be in the OC in a year’s time. And if you haven’t left yet to meet me, you’ll never make it in time.

"I could have done with other loves perhaps. But there it is, either you love or you don't" -SB

by nightbluefruit on Dec 2, 2009 8:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought you had yellow hair

I'm sick of all these Dean Demopolis fanboys screaming for Nates's head

by tominhawaii on Dec 2, 2009 8:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I did. No more.

"I could have done with other loves perhaps. But there it is, either you love or you don't" -SB

by nightbluefruit on Dec 2, 2009 8:47 PM PST up reply actions  

What color are your eyes? I think they are blue.

Mortimer’s are mustard poop brown.

I'm sick of all these Dean Demopolis fanboys screaming for Nates's head

by tominhawaii on Dec 2, 2009 8:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I say hazel, many say brown, fewer say green.

"I could have done with other loves perhaps. But there it is, either you love or you don't" -SB

by nightbluefruit on Dec 2, 2009 9:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I'll be darned

I'm sick of all these Dean Demopolis fanboys screaming for Nates's head

by tominhawaii on Dec 2, 2009 9:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Probably the most boring comment I’ve ever written here, but if it has you darned, I’ll stand by it.

"I could have done with other loves perhaps. But there it is, either you love or you don't" -SB

by nightbluefruit on Dec 2, 2009 9:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I had a friend who told my eye color is like

green olives stuffed with cocktail onions.

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Dec 2, 2009 9:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Yikes! I don’t even know what a cocktail onion looks like. I’m going to have to go find out.

"I could have done with other loves perhaps. But there it is, either you love or you don't" -SB

by nightbluefruit on Dec 2, 2009 9:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Turns out they’re the signature item in the “Gibson martini.”

Olives and onions, huh? Perhaps your friend needs to take it easy on the gin.

"I could have done with other loves perhaps. But there it is, either you love or you don't" -SB

by nightbluefruit on Dec 2, 2009 9:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, in her defense my eyes are kind of a strange

color. When I was a little kid I apparently had 1 blue eye and one brown eye, according to my dad.

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Dec 2, 2009 9:55 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s kind of cool, although I guess cool is in the eye of the beholder, no pun intended.

I was about to make a comparison to David Bowie, by the way, but I wanted to avoid the inevitable “did you know that his eyes aren’t actually two different colors…” remark.

"I could have done with other loves perhaps. But there it is, either you love or you don't" -SB

by nightbluefruit on Dec 2, 2009 9:57 PM PST up reply actions  

that happened later for him though.

I thought a lot of kids have different color eyes when they are new.

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Dec 2, 2009 9:59 PM PST up reply actions  

my friend has one blue/green eye and his other eye is five colors.

i cry for nic

by Cablinasian on Dec 2, 2009 11:22 PM PST up reply actions  

does your imaginary friend also tag along

with your daughter during your match courses?

lets go brandon!!!!

by broyposse on Dec 2, 2009 11:39 PM PST up reply actions  

smh. I will introduce you somehow and you WILL REGRET YOUR LIES.

i cry for nic

by Cablinasian on Dec 2, 2009 11:39 PM PST up reply actions  

my eyes are like sapphires afloat in a rainbow

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Dec 2, 2009 9:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Bloodshot?

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Dec 2, 2009 9:56 PM PST up reply actions  

not anymore, unless I recently sneezed, or just woke up.

wink, wink

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Dec 2, 2009 9:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I can’t even respond to a post in the recap thread. I’m just going to walk away and be good.

i cry for nic

by Cablinasian on Dec 2, 2009 12:00 PM PST reply actions  

your mental health thanks you.

nice work, Cabby.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Dec 2, 2009 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Was it Tim?

I'm sick of all these Dean Demopolis fanboys screaming for Nates's head

by tominhawaii on Dec 2, 2009 12:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I replied once, he replied back. I left it alone.

i cry for nic

by Cablinasian on Dec 2, 2009 12:07 PM PST up reply actions  

He's cute

Him and arbyosu11 will fight a lot soon. I think Tim and two3larue are the opposite sides of the same coin.

I'm sick of all these Dean Demopolis fanboys screaming for Nates's head

by tominhawaii on Dec 2, 2009 12:11 PM PST up reply actions  

If anyone is the opposite of timg56, it's me.

Dear Paul Allen:

Fire Nate McMillan & hire Jeff Van Gundy.

Sincerely,
AK1984

by AK1984 on Dec 2, 2009 9:08 PM PST up reply actions  

You don't need the last word as much as those two

I'm sick of all these Dean Demopolis fanboys screaming for Nates's head

by tominhawaii on Dec 2, 2009 9:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Trades and trade rumors are over hyped

Probably more than anything in the world

I'm sick of all these Dean Demopolis fanboys screaming for Nates's head

by tominhawaii on Dec 2, 2009 12:00 PM PST reply actions  

I think reasonable trade proposals aren’t that annoying. It’s trusting old media reports of trade rumors implicitly that is really frustrating.

i cry for nic

by Cablinasian on Dec 2, 2009 12:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Not always

There could be a rumor that Bynum was available for trades and there would be a lot of folks writing trade proposals to get him. Kobe is about the only player folks won’t discuss trading to the Blazers. I can’t leave out the “Chris Paul is unhappy” so lets write a trade proposal of our scrubs for him.

I'm sick of all these Dean Demopolis fanboys screaming for Nates's head

by tominhawaii on Dec 2, 2009 12:10 PM PST up reply actions  

reasonable trade proposals meaning trading a few role players for another few role players. Nothing wrong with that, it’s an exercise for the bored/frustrated fan.

i cry for nic

by Cablinasian on Dec 2, 2009 12:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I wouldn't mind reading one of those

I don’t know if I’ve ever seen one though.

I'm sick of all these Dean Demopolis fanboys screaming for Nates's head

by tominhawaii on Dec 2, 2009 12:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I explained how we could have landed Kobe

But KP and PA wouldn’t listen because they preferred to pay the estate of Darius Miles

Ceterum censeo Lakers esse delendam

by Norsktroll on Dec 2, 2009 12:23 PM PST up reply actions  

TIME has a great cover: "The decade from hell - and why the next one will be better"

What a great way to sell issues (I’m a subscriber for about 15 years). At least a large percentage of people will either agree that the last decade was shitty, disagrees and wants to read what made them call it that, or at least agree that the next one could be better and they would like it to be that way. Now please tell me how and why.

Ceterum censeo Lakers esse delendam

by Norsktroll on Dec 2, 2009 12:14 PM PST reply actions  

By the way, I get the European version. I have the same title picture, but they advertise three different stories on top. Sometimes it’s also a different cover story when it’s too US-centric.

Ceterum censeo Lakers esse delendam

by Norsktroll on Dec 2, 2009 12:16 PM PST up reply actions  

The still publish Time…?

My team went to the playoffs in my first year.

by pxilpooshr on Dec 2, 2009 4:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I think that old people all have bought the idea that they belong to the “greatest generation” (thanks a lot, Tom Brokaw) so they find great pleasure in anything that complains about the present state of the world.

These are the same people who advocate corporal punishment with kids, since that’s how they did it in the good old days. Hence the attraction to the crying child.

Speaking of which, have you ever read the freud article, “A Child is Being Beaten”?

"I could have done with other loves perhaps. But there it is, either you love or you don't" -SB

by nightbluefruit on Dec 2, 2009 7:21 PM PST up reply actions  

i can't wait till i'm old.

it’ll be interesting to see how i think about my generation. cause right now i’m not too impressed.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Dec 2, 2009 7:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m not impressed with any generation. I don’t see how the present one is better or worse than any other. Why do you feel particular chagrin for this one?

"I could have done with other loves perhaps. But there it is, either you love or you don't" -SB

by nightbluefruit on Dec 2, 2009 7:27 PM PST up reply actions  

this generation

seems very selfish, ego-centric, petty, doesn’t seem to have much self-reliance, loves to appoint blame.

i suppose the same could be said for every generation and i’m kind of a half glass empty sort.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Dec 2, 2009 7:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I think every successive generation from Descartes has been interpreted as more selfish than the one that selfishly gave birth to it.

"I could have done with other loves perhaps. But there it is, either you love or you don't" -SB

by nightbluefruit on Dec 2, 2009 7:46 PM PST up reply actions  

i think many people have likely sucked from the beginning of time

""..Sometimes the songs that we hear are just songs of our own . . . "

by LetsBlaze on Dec 2, 2009 7:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I wouldn’t say sucked, but I will share this tidbit:

Once Samuel Beckett was spending the night in the French countryside. After a night of horrible weather (rain, wind, cold, etc.) the morning brought clear skies and warmth. As he and his publisher walked out of the house into the bright morning, his publisher remarked, “It’s days like these that make you happy to be alive.”

Beckett responded, “let’s not get carried away.”

"I could have done with other loves perhaps. But there it is, either you love or you don't" -SB

by nightbluefruit on Dec 2, 2009 7:54 PM PST up reply actions  

hahahahaha

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Dec 2, 2009 7:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes, this is one of my favorite tidbits of all time.

"I could have done with other loves perhaps. But there it is, either you love or you don't" -SB

by nightbluefruit on Dec 2, 2009 7:56 PM PST up reply actions  

does that reflect poorly on us?

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Dec 2, 2009 7:57 PM PST up reply actions  

who do you mean by “us”?

"I could have done with other loves perhaps. But there it is, either you love or you don't" -SB

by nightbluefruit on Dec 2, 2009 8:04 PM PST up reply actions  

well in the context of this conversation, you and i.

but in general, anyone who would find what Beckett said funny. because his publisher was right, but i’d nearly always think what Beckett said anyway. haha

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Dec 2, 2009 8:06 PM PST up reply actions  

No, I don’t think so. Beckett wasn’t saying that the morning wasn’t nice, just implying a larger context, which, like you, I would always keep in mind as well. Maybe from the perspective of one who really believes in optimism we are worse off for the point of view we share, but I stopped believing in the “ignorance is bliss” thing years ago.

"I could have done with other loves perhaps. But there it is, either you love or you don't" -SB

by nightbluefruit on Dec 2, 2009 8:09 PM PST up reply actions  

as did i.

although i sometimes find myself wishing both that I did believe ignorance is bliss and could participate in such a mindset. i find that notion of living that way somewhat freeing, though i could never do it.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Dec 2, 2009 8:12 PM PST up reply actions  

It always appears freeing when it’s represented, because its always represented from its own position. Whenever it is accurately represented (mmm, say, by Falubert in “Un Coeur Simple”), the cracks in the structure appear and the repressed object of idolization returns to horrific effects.

Ignorance is foreclosure, foreclosure is violence, etc., etc., etc.

"I could have done with other loves perhaps. But there it is, either you love or you don't" -SB

by nightbluefruit on Dec 2, 2009 8:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I like this conversation that reportedly happened between Victor Hugo and his publisher. The author was traveling and wanted to know how his latest tome was selling, so he wrote a letter just with a question mark. His publisher replied just with an exclamation mark.

Ceterum censeo Lakers esse delendam

by Norsktroll on Dec 2, 2009 7:57 PM PST up reply actions  

That is pretty good.

If I had to pick one literary exchange as my favorite, it would probably be one between Diderot and an aspiring writer who would not leave him alone. Although some of the shots Hemingway took at Fitzgerald are pretty funny.

"I could have done with other loves perhaps. But there it is, either you love or you don't" -SB

by nightbluefruit on Dec 2, 2009 8:05 PM PST up reply actions  

still rocking cuse

Really hoping to be back for the getdown on the 11th.. curious about special guests..

by galacticlove on Dec 2, 2009 11:05 PM PST up reply actions  

hmmm

you kinda were my “first” special guests….

lets go brandon!!!!

by broyposse on Dec 2, 2009 11:08 PM PST up reply actions  

bring back GOP!!!

"I would (nsfbedge) Rosie O'Donnell for a million dollars" - AK1984

by Starvin' Marvin on Dec 2, 2009 10:39 PM PST up reply actions  

GOP is making a comeback tonight...

still thinking about Corvid’s wise words…

lets go brandon!!!!

by broyposse on Dec 2, 2009 11:01 PM PST up reply actions  

i dont think broy has played bad (hell he almost had a triple double against memphis)

but greg needs his props

and the pic for gop is cooler

"I would (nsfbedge) Rosie O'Donnell for a million dollars" - AK1984

by Starvin' Marvin on Dec 2, 2009 11:04 PM PST up reply actions  

broy has played bad by his standards

Last year, he was a top 10 player. This year, he’s maybe in the top 50, but I don’t think so. He’s statistically been worse than his 2nd year.

'Cuse 88-Cornell 73. My Big Red failed to beat the spread by 2 points. Hence the new avatar.

by jksnake99 on Dec 2, 2009 11:05 PM PST up reply actions  

hes been a stat bo

Cloudy is Sergio. Makes other people look good, can’t score himself. -Cablinasian

Greg Postertag is probably wielding a jack hammer of a Wenis - AK1984

by Philthyanimal on Dec 2, 2009 11:05 PM PST up reply actions  

agreed...and thanks

the almost triple double was maybe the worst almost triple double ever

lets go brandon!!!!

by broyposse on Dec 2, 2009 11:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think so. But like Kant had some weird ideas about illegitimate children that yet were perfectly acceptable in his time, I wouldn’t put it past him to advocate for it.

Has Richard David Precht been translated into English? He wrote a pretty funny bestseller about life’s many questions titled (loosely translated) “Who Am I – And If So, How Many?”

Ceterum censeo Lakers esse delendam

by Norsktroll on Dec 2, 2009 7:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes, and I remember reading bits of it, reminded me of what’s his name—the guy who wrote “Straw Dogs”—do you know who I’m talking about? Is his name Gray?

"I could have done with other loves perhaps. But there it is, either you love or you don't" -SB

by nightbluefruit on Dec 2, 2009 7:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Here is my xmas list so far

Super Mario Bros for Wii
Legos
BuckyBalls Rare Earth Magnets
The Dangerous Book for Boys: Classic Chemistry Set
Nerf Maverick Gun
Gerber Gator™ Machete
Bowie knife
Arkeg Drink-n-Game
Blazers Headband
Throwing stars
.22 LR Pistols with 10 round capacity
12 gauge shotgun
Jizz guard for Mac keyboard
Yudu
Ocean Fishing Pole
Wii hunting game that hunts and not just shoots (I got Deer Drive already)
Music CD’s
Sulcata tortoises

I'm sick of all these Dean Demopolis fanboys screaming for Nates's head

by tominhawaii on Dec 2, 2009 12:20 PM PST reply actions  

that's a solid list.

if i see ya around while you’re over here, i’ll get you the headband.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Dec 2, 2009 12:21 PM PST up reply actions  

The Bowie knife is a bust… you should ask for the Jordan knife instead

by The Arkitect on Dec 2, 2009 12:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Sort of

I’ll only get 1 or 2 things from the list, then people will just buy me what they want or give me a gift card.

I'm sick of all these Dean Demopolis fanboys screaming for Nates's head

by tominhawaii on Dec 2, 2009 7:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Can you give guns as a gift? Isn’t that a registration problem?

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by Norsktroll on Dec 2, 2009 7:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Most the weapons are for zombies

I won’t get any of those.

I'm sick of all these Dean Demopolis fanboys screaming for Nates's head

by tominhawaii on Dec 2, 2009 7:53 PM PST up reply actions  

you get a lot of zombie's in hawaii?

I’m guessing the jizz guard is not for zombies. On second thought….

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Dec 2, 2009 7:54 PM PST up reply actions  

The jizz guard is for my cat

If I leave my laptop open, he likes to sleep on it.
No zombies yet, I’m all about zombie preparedness. If a zombie outbreak starts in Europe, then I’m probably OK, but if it starts in Asian, then I’m likely going to have to kill some zombies.

I'm sick of all these Dean Demopolis fanboys screaming for Nates's head

by tominhawaii on Dec 2, 2009 8:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I heard zombie's can cross-infect dolphins/porpoises

so no matter where it happens, you’re screwed. Maybe even more than the rest of us, because you will probably know what’s coming well before they get to you, and you will have to live with the terror of anticipation, while the rest of us should go rather quickly…

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Dec 2, 2009 8:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Hopefully they won't get from one ocean to the other

I'm sick of all these Dean Demopolis fanboys screaming for Nates's head

by tominhawaii on Dec 2, 2009 9:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I guess it depends on how bad they want those sweet, sweet brains. Also how well they can manipulate the locks at the panama canal, or whether they're willing to brave cape horn.

Either way, there are very few things you can do to stop a full on matastasizing, cross-infecting, terra/aquatic mammalian zombie plague.

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Dec 2, 2009 9:23 PM PST up reply actions  

That's why I need guns

I'm sick of all these Dean Demopolis fanboys screaming for Nates's head

by tominhawaii on Dec 2, 2009 9:30 PM PST up reply actions  

that's why we all need guns.

the founding fathers weren’t idiots

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Dec 2, 2009 9:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Yup

I also need a high powered rifle.

I'm sick of all these Dean Demopolis fanboys screaming for Nates's head

by tominhawaii on Dec 2, 2009 9:35 PM PST up reply actions  

godzilla?

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Dec 2, 2009 9:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Ninjas

I'm sick of all these Dean Demopolis fanboys screaming for Nates's head

by tominhawaii on Dec 2, 2009 10:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Super Mario Bros for Wii – AWESOME
Legos – AWESOME
BuckyBalls Rare Earth Magnets – SUPER RAD
The Dangerous Book for Boys: Classic Chemistry Set – SUCKS
Nerf Maverick Gun – SUCKS
Gerber Gator™ Machete – SUCKS
Bowie knife – SUCKS
Arkeg Drink-n-Game – AWESOME
Blazers Headband – SUPER RAD
Throwing stars – SUPER BAD ASS AWESOME
.22 LR Pistols with 10 round capacity – SUCKS
12 gauge shotgun – The SUCKS
Jizz guard for Mac keyboard – SICK
Yudu – ?
Ocean Fishing Pole – SICK
Wii hunting game that hunts and not just shoots (I got Deer Drive already) – AWESOME
Music CD’s – Zac Brown Band FTW!!!
Sulcata tortoises – Stink

lets go brandon!!!!

by broyposse on Dec 2, 2009 10:42 PM PST up reply actions  

I feel better now
“I’ve been thinking too much … instead of just looking at myself,” Roy said. “I have to get back to worrying about just playing, instead of going out there and playing and pointing fingers and worrying about this and that. I started to realize that over the past couple days, especially tonight.”

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Dec 2, 2009 12:28 PM PST reply actions  

who broke bedge?

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Dec 2, 2009 1:05 PM PST reply actions  

everything having to do with the blazers is broken

greg didn’t practice btw

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Dec 2, 2009 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

huh, why?

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Dec 2, 2009 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m just going to believe the blazers are like the Spurs, where they start slow and pitiful, and then wammo – 3rd place in the standings.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Dec 2, 2009 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I saw him mess it up last night

then watched him play through it so i thought it was ok. he came up limping after one play in the first half and thats when it happened

"I would (nsfbedge) Rosie O'Donnell for a million dollars" - AK1984

by Starvin' Marvin on Dec 2, 2009 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah i noticed that too.

hopefully it didn’t swell up today.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Dec 2, 2009 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

That was scary.

I think I yelled NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO when he got up limping.

by Roybot on Dec 2, 2009 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

That was a change reaction. Greg, Martell and Dante could all have injured themselves there.

Ceterum censeo Lakers esse delendam

by Norsktroll on Dec 2, 2009 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Greg was on the bottom though

"I would (nsfbedge) Rosie O'Donnell for a million dollars" - AK1984

by Starvin' Marvin on Dec 2, 2009 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

i don't recall but i do recall you not showing up at half time

i think the JDers need to vote on whether we revoke your bedgecard for the 11th

lets go brandon!!!!

by broyposse on Dec 2, 2009 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I walked by twice and didnt see you guys!

"I would (nsfbedge) Rosie O'Donnell for a million dollars" - AK1984

by Starvin' Marvin on Dec 2, 2009 1:34 PM PST up reply actions  

i saw you catch an envelope from the blimp.

haha. nice work, DS.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Dec 2, 2009 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah dude

I caught it from sitting down. So Pro!

"I would (nsfbedge) Rosie O'Donnell for a million dollars" - AK1984

by Starvin' Marvin on Dec 2, 2009 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

i walked past schonleys place probably

3 or 4 times at halftime looking for you guys and didn’t see you. sorry i missed you.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Dec 2, 2009 1:34 PM PST up reply actions  

YES I DID THIS TOO

"I would (nsfbedge) Rosie O'Donnell for a million dollars" - AK1984

by Starvin' Marvin on Dec 2, 2009 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

impossible...

there were 4 of us, 3 ladies, and two of them were models…

no joke

lets go brandon!!!!

by broyposse on Dec 2, 2009 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

were they ladies or “ladies”

by The Arkitect on Dec 2, 2009 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

When I look for bedges, I dont look for models

"I would (nsfbedge) Rosie O'Donnell for a million dollars" - AK1984

by Starvin' Marvin on Dec 2, 2009 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

ya its good you didn’t see them. they were brp’s transvestite model friends

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Dec 2, 2009 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

oops im late to this joke

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Dec 2, 2009 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

i looked and looked and saw no one.

i looked for a short asian and saw nothing…..

now i’m really sorry i missed out….

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Dec 2, 2009 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

i looked for 2 short asians

"I would (nsfbedge) Rosie O'Donnell for a million dollars" - AK1984

by Starvin' Marvin on Dec 2, 2009 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

well, philthy and balldont lie can attest

i brought my single lady friend too…

fail by both of you

lets go brandon!!!!

by broyposse on Dec 2, 2009 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

thanks for twisting the knife.

i looked gooooood last night too.

from now on i’m just walking down with Phil. haha

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Dec 2, 2009 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

A sad tale to be told

I will not be making an appearance on the 11th, as it is my office’s Christmas party, and I am expected to attend.

by The Arkitect on Dec 2, 2009 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

lame

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Dec 2, 2009 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

yes

it’s one redeeming factor is that there is an open bar

by The Arkitect on Dec 2, 2009 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

oooo.....

can i go?

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Dec 2, 2009 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

no, sorry

my wife called dibs on as my +1

by The Arkitect on Dec 2, 2009 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

dang it....

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Dec 2, 2009 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

boooo

"I would (nsfbedge) Rosie O'Donnell for a million dollars" - AK1984

by Starvin' Marvin on Dec 2, 2009 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

he better be ok

'Cuse 88-Cornell 73. My Big Red failed to beat the spread by 2 points. Hence the new avatar.

by jksnake99 on Dec 2, 2009 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

it was down for a while too.

i was just able to get back in.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Dec 2, 2009 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Can you try again?

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Dec 2, 2009 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

The moment is gone . . .

I’m having trouble posting everything.

by Corvid on Dec 2, 2009 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Same here. I put up a 'BE ate my homework' comment with the rudiments I could remember.

It was a much longer and more elaborate post. It really tied the room together.

Ceterum censeo Lakers esse delendam

by Norsktroll on Dec 2, 2009 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

whooooooooooooo its Cornell basketball gameday!!

Bucknell has no chance. NO CHANCE.

'Cuse 88-Cornell 73. My Big Red failed to beat the spread by 2 points. Hence the new avatar.

by jksnake99 on Dec 2, 2009 1:30 PM PST reply actions  

While BE was down I turned on the radio and had an 80s flashback

Sandra – Maria Magdalena. I remember my sister playing and watching that to death.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5m12OA-BUvE

Ceterum censeo Lakers esse delendam

by Norsktroll on Dec 2, 2009 1:41 PM PST reply actions  

So all this talk aout Brandon's head has me wondering about the Blazers sports psychologist.

I’m pretty sure I’ve seen her at a couple of the games, sitting close to the bench, taking notes. Anybody else notice her? Maybe with glasses? Am I imagining it?

Dana Sinclair is a registered psychologist and currently a consultant for several professional sport franchises. Her sport client list includes such organizations as the Indianapolis Colts, Portland Trail Blazers, the Anaheim Ducks, Florida Panthers, Philadelphia Flyers, Vancouver Canucks, Toronto Maple Leafs and LA Dodgers, Boston Red Sox, and many more. In addition, she works with a number of individuals from professional teams and the Olympics. She attended the Olympic Games in Nagano, Sydney and Salt Lake City in her capacity as the psychologist for a number of Canadian Olympic teams.

(via http://www.sportsmanagementworldwide.com/winter-baseball-meetings-career-conference)

by Corvid on Dec 2, 2009 1:44 PM PST reply actions  

Not sure. Probably she is telling Brandon, Greg & Co. to go to their happy place when shooting free throws and visualizing how they hit the winning shot :)

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by Norsktroll on Dec 2, 2009 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

so you are saying she sucks

based on what has happened with Greg’s crunch time free throws

lets go brandon!!!!

by broyposse on Dec 2, 2009 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I know next to nothing about sports psychology, despite my former psychology prof being a star squash player so he probably used some of that. The only concept that has found widespread use in sports and beyond as far as I know is indeed visualization, imitating the actions you are about to make in your mind or with your body. Hence the ‘dry shooting’ motions of basketball players on the free throw line, golf players swinging or putting empty next to the ball, or downhill skiers and bobsled drivers really going through every turn in their mind before the start – and often really achieving exact synchrony with the actual moves and the exact time they are about to get.

Ceterum censeo Lakers esse delendam

by Norsktroll on Dec 2, 2009 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

visualization works well.

not just in sports either. very useful skill to have for everyday life.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Dec 2, 2009 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

you should check out Marvin Zauderer if you are interested in sports psychology

his articles on goal setting, positive self talk have really helped me out.

http://www.marvinz.com/

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Dec 2, 2009 2:06 PM PST up reply actions  

this kid could have used some visualization.

or maybe he used too much….

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Dec 2, 2009 2:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Hee hee

The irony. Post a picture of a Canadian and I misspell “about.”

by Corvid on Dec 2, 2009 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

say you are surrey, and all will be forgiven.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Dec 2, 2009 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

you mean sorey?

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Dec 2, 2009 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Surrey, BC.

Ah, forget it, lets go get pissed off our faces.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Dec 2, 2009 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

haha.

i missed the joke. your idea sounds ok though.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Dec 2, 2009 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I want to see this movie

up in the air

I’d never heard of it until now. The director is on fresh air…

by EvilKaramazov on Dec 2, 2009 1:44 PM PST reply actions  

it's getting early oscar buzz i hear.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Dec 2, 2009 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

those are awesome.

Simon Pegg, Nick Frost, and the records is my favorite.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Dec 2, 2009 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Lupe FIRE!!!!

Off his new mixtape

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mExDElGDrtU

"I would (nsfbedge) Rosie O'Donnell for a million dollars" - AK1984

by Starvin' Marvin on Dec 2, 2009 2:21 PM PST reply actions  

Will this site's leading excuse maker (Mortimer) please explain this box score line to me?

Oden:
Offensive 11
Total 20
Assists 2
Blocks 4
Steals 1
Points 13

He is a bust!

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Dec 2, 2009 2:33 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

Mortimer, the site’s leading excuse maker, is going to come in here, and tell you to read Ben’s latest front page post, and tell you it is nothing to worry about:

Greg Oden did not practice due to a tweaked ankle, although he was in the gym getting shots up and had a smile on his face as he joked with coaches. McMillan seemed pretty confident he would play on Saturday. I think they were mostly just giving the big guy a rest.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Dec 2, 2009 2:41 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

he was smiling cause of gas… babies do that

by The Arkitect on Dec 2, 2009 2:43 PM PST up reply actions  

what kind of sculpture would you make from these stats? I don’t understand :(

by EvilKaramazov on Dec 2, 2009 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Sounds like you need a pottery wheel and some soft music. Maybe I know a place. Whaddya say?

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Dec 2, 2009 2:43 PM PST up reply actions  

will we make a bust, together? i’m excited.

by EvilKaramazov on Dec 2, 2009 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

on second thought. I think i want to make a bust of one of the characters from fraggle rock. maybe next time, maybe next time.

by EvilKaramazov on Dec 2, 2009 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

you spin me right ’round baby.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Dec 2, 2009 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Busts score 13 points. All-stars get 14 or over.

Duh

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Dec 2, 2009 2:43 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Martell's birthday is on friday

"I would (nsfbedge) Rosie O'Donnell for a million dollars" - AK1984

by Starvin' Marvin on Dec 2, 2009 2:43 PM PST reply actions  

Who the hell is that?

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Dec 2, 2009 2:44 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

sorry, absolutely no celebrations of any kind until the Blazers win

no sunshine
no puppies
no kittens
no rainbows
no smiles
no happiness
no chalupas

only pain and misery
welcome to NBA hell

by The Arkitect on Dec 2, 2009 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

none? :(

not even….

"I would (nsfbedge) Rosie O'Donnell for a million dollars" - AK1984

by Starvin' Marvin on Dec 2, 2009 2:48 PM PST up reply actions  

NO, absolutely not

no scantily clad girls
no scantily clad boys
no scantily clad whatever BRP hangs out with are

by The Arkitect on Dec 2, 2009 2:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Why is he so unhappy?

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Dec 2, 2009 3:24 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Because she was falling down drunk and begged him for an hour to take a photo with her and so finally he relented but refused to smile.

My team went to the playoffs in my first year.

by pxilpooshr on Dec 2, 2009 4:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Stupid chalupas.

It amazes me that people cheer so loud when they get to 100.

WE STILL LOST PEOPLE. A FREE CHALUPA DOESN’T CHANGE THAT.

by Roybot on Dec 2, 2009 2:50 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah, chalupas should only be for wins… Taco Bell has ruined the Rose Garden atmosphere

by The Arkitect on Dec 2, 2009 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I agree.

Chalupas only when Portland scores 100 points and WINS THE FREAKING GAME.

'Cuse 88-Cornell 73. My Big Red failed to beat the spread by 2 points. Hence the new avatar.

by jksnake99 on Dec 2, 2009 2:52 PM PST up reply actions  

It really made me mad last night.

I wanted to yell at everyone to shut the zach up because I’m sick of losing and couldn’t care less about gross chalupas.

by Roybot on Dec 2, 2009 2:53 PM PST up reply actions  

what made me, well not mad, but i found it annoying

was when after another not so great stretch, they did the shoot the t-shirts in to the crowd thing. that’s manufactured excitement if i’ve ever seen it. i don’t know how people can get themselves up for that.

the chalupas are a little more understandable.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Dec 2, 2009 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I'm probably just too negative but I don't care about free shirts.

All I want is for the Blazers to play well and win. That’s what I’m there for. I’m not there to cheer for free chalupas and shirts. I’m there to cheer for a victory.

by Roybot on Dec 2, 2009 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

i'm the same way.

the other stuff is just extra. and when the Blazers are winning, I cheer for them more. At least, it’s more fun to watch shirts get flung up in to the air. One time, a guy down the row got hit right in the face with one. It was like the vollyball pic below.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Dec 2, 2009 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

did you cheer or ask if he was ok?

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Dec 2, 2009 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

i laughed.

he was all the way down the row.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Dec 2, 2009 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

One time I saw an enormous guy stumble on top of a smallish lady

He got the t-shirt, but she she got crushed. Really, the paramedics carried her off. I wouldn’t be surprised if she got her leg broken.

by Corvid on Dec 2, 2009 3:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I can get a chase shirt. what would you do for a chase shirt?

by EvilKaramazov on Dec 2, 2009 3:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Wait til they start launching Daisy Kingdom dresses filled with pogs. You’d elbow LMA in the gut for one of those.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Dec 2, 2009 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Make it shoes

and I will throw someone over the 300 level ledge.

by Roybot on Dec 2, 2009 3:45 PM PST up reply actions  

i’ll get you a toe by the afternoon

by EvilKaramazov on Dec 2, 2009 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

heck, i can get you a toe

by noon. it’s not hard to get a toe.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Dec 2, 2009 3:48 PM PST up reply actions  

pleze dew

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Dec 2, 2009 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I went on vacation, and these people broke the Blazers. Other than that, I am good. Busy, but good.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Dec 2, 2009 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

(you forgot to ask her how she has been.)

by Roybot on Dec 2, 2009 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I know

I am dumb

I hate you

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Dec 2, 2009 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

but but but....

you just said you didn’t hate me :-(

by Roybot on Dec 2, 2009 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I know

so rude!! Because if he’d asked I would have told him how busy I’ve been and how worried I am that the Blazers are in a slump because I can’t seem to fit them in my schedule and blah blah blah

by fanfaraway on Dec 2, 2009 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

so, uh, how are you?

Don’t worry, you are not the cause. Brandon is having issues at the moment, and he is temporarily indisposed (is this a word?) at this time. All will be right with the world again, soon.

I hope you are doing well.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Dec 2, 2009 4:02 PM PST up reply actions  

i am thank you

and indisposed is a word. Well done! :)

by fanfaraway on Dec 2, 2009 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

whew!

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Dec 2, 2009 4:21 PM PST up reply actions  

English is my first language, but I took it at the vocational technical school.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Dec 2, 2009 4:22 PM PST up reply actions  

all your fault

and Ash had it right…you don’t ask how the gal is doing, the gal ask you, and then you proceed to make sure she is doing well regardless of how she responds in the interim

lets go brandon!!!!

by broyposse on Dec 2, 2009 4:02 PM PST up reply actions  

you're so mean!

i will proceed to write you a uber-long letter as soon as may be!!

by fanfaraway on Dec 2, 2009 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

yes, we’re talking the finer points of fashion

by EvilKaramazov on Dec 2, 2009 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

What fashion items would you assault someone for?

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Dec 2, 2009 3:51 PM PST up reply actions  

hahaha

is that common?

None, I’d rather go naked.

by fanfaraway on Dec 2, 2009 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

The need bedazzling a la Crocs.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Dec 2, 2009 3:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes

Jellies and tops with both a satin type fabric, and then areas with a see-through mesh type fabric, usually the midriff and arms.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Dec 2, 2009 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Uh, hell yeah.

I loved jellies even though they weren’t comfortable AT ALL.

by Roybot on Dec 2, 2009 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Do 45 year old men wear socks with Jellies?

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Dec 2, 2009 3:48 PM PST up reply actions  

only when they go out

they wear socks and birkenstocks at home

by GreatOden'sRaven on Dec 2, 2009 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

walter doesn’t wear jellies, but the dude does:

by EvilKaramazov on Dec 2, 2009 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I can’t find a good photo. If you ever play the lebowski drinking game, one of the drinks is when you see the dude in jellies.

by EvilKaramazov on Dec 2, 2009 3:55 PM PST up reply actions  

stupid cut off pic… it’s a Dude action figure wearing jellies… which you can only see half of

by The Arkitect on Dec 2, 2009 4:01 PM PST up reply actions  

sweet

nothing a right click and view image cant fix..

well done Ark

by GreatOden'sRaven on Dec 2, 2009 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

how have i never noticed this

i swore he just wore sandals

no way its jellies they are too small
for little girls

by GreatOden'sRaven on Dec 2, 2009 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Dude, those are jellies, they’re pink. I’ll find a youtube clip.

by EvilKaramazov on Dec 2, 2009 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Some jails issue a type of jellie. Not that I’d know or anything.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Dec 2, 2009 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

these jellies are for shoes

not for consoling yourself before sitting after an uncomfortably long shower

by GreatOden'sRaven on Dec 2, 2009 3:59 PM PST up reply actions  

jail jellies are shoes. Not a salve, unfortunately

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Dec 2, 2009 4:06 PM PST up reply actions  

This isn’t SFW, but at 1:07 you can pause it and see his clear/pink jellies. Next time you watch check it out, dude.

by EvilKaramazov on Dec 2, 2009 4:02 PM PST up reply actions  

not your not wrong, you just…

my fav tbs moment is the following line:

“This is what happens when you find a man in the Alps!”

by EvilKaramazov on Dec 2, 2009 4:06 PM PST up reply actions  

hahahaha

i cant watch it on TV.. it makes no sense..

i cant believe I have never noticed that before.
i have seen that movie like 100 times

by GreatOden'sRaven on Dec 2, 2009 4:07 PM PST up reply actions  

duh, wrong angle, i’m an idiot sometimes…

by EvilKaramazov on Dec 2, 2009 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think that’s what EK had in mind when he asked “what would you do?”

by The Arkitect on Dec 2, 2009 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

i was just running with it. the song below was playing in my ipod, i really don’t have much, i’m like verbal klint over here, walking all funny.

by EvilKaramazov on Dec 2, 2009 3:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Kobayashi couldn’t stop me

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Dec 2, 2009 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

what if i did some kind of cool light wiring of it, and built it to play this song? Still nothing? Not even crushing some helpless person?

by EvilKaramazov on Dec 2, 2009 3:45 PM PST up reply actions  

wow, you guys are anal

it’s a freakin chalupa…i was cheering for the chalupa. the doods near the max station enjoys it.

smh, it’s a chalupa! if they played like crap, the least they can do is give people a chalupa for the money they invested in the seats!!! that was the most entertaining part of the game, watching people yell Chalupa because they really wanted one…hahaha

chalupasFTW @ 100 whether we win or lose

lets go brandon!!!!

by broyposse on Dec 2, 2009 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

how come you decided to bring back broyposse?

'Cuse 88-Cornell 73. My Big Red failed to beat the spread by 2 points. Hence the new avatar.

by jksnake99 on Dec 2, 2009 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

i think Broy figured it out after last night's loss...

i think he realize if he’s gonna lead this team, he’s gonna have to look in the mirror first if anything is wrong with this team.

something every leader/executive figures out after some reflection…as some in our business would say, i think he crossed the chasm.

it might be premature to predict that he truly realizes it, but i watched him on the bench after last night’s lost and it was pretty evident he was in deep thought about something.

now he has to lead with action

lets go brandon!!!!

by broyposse on Dec 2, 2009 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah, his quotes sounded a lot more like "getting it" after this past game.

'Cuse 88-Cornell 73. My Big Red failed to beat the spread by 2 points. Hence the new avatar.

by jksnake99 on Dec 2, 2009 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I think a permanent move to godenposse is appropriate, though.

i cry for nic

by Cablinasian on Dec 2, 2009 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

hmmm, you think so? reason?

it will have to be temporary if i do move it…if CTC recommends, it will be so until all-star break

lets go brandon!!!!

by broyposse on Dec 2, 2009 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

well… at least a temporary move. I mean, Greg is dominating, we should show our support to the year of Oden.

The CTC recommends a change through the end of the year, with arbitration pending the week of January 1-7.

i cry for nic

by Cablinasian on Dec 2, 2009 3:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I say stick with broyposse

If anybody needs all the support we can give him, it’s Brandon. I don’t think he’s being sucky (relatively speaking) on purpose. He’s a head case. It doesn’t feel right to abandon him now.

by Corvid on Dec 2, 2009 3:41 PM PST up reply actions   2 recs

but

“abandonBrandon” is so catchy

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Dec 2, 2009 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I think BRP should be his main name, Brandon is awesome. I see it as less abandoning Brandon and more temporarily showing support for Greg. We all support Brandon. He’s the man.

i cry for nic

by Cablinasian on Dec 2, 2009 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

i feel the same way too but see CTC's point

i still have the BRP fan site which has over 800 fans, so i will be active in running support through there…

after Greg’s first two tough year, he needs a final push to get over the hump…he’s not there yet and his teammates need to realize that. i don’t think they do…

as for Brandon, i can see him fixing his head case faster than if GO was put in this position. i don’t worry too much about Brandon but GO can go off course really quickly if people/teammates don’t recognize his success soon.

the success of this team will rely on the confidence of both Brandon and Greg, but more importantly,Greg, because his status is new and fragile if any of this rambling makes sense

lets go brandon!!!!

by broyposse on Dec 2, 2009 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

there shouldn’t be anything to cheer when the team loses. All fans (real or otherwise) should proceed to their cars in silence; sobbing is also acceptable.

by The Arkitect on Dec 2, 2009 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

It should be like the quiet game.

First person to talk or cheer is never allowed back into the Rose Garden.

by Roybot on Dec 2, 2009 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

hahahaha

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Dec 2, 2009 3:42 PM PST up reply actions  

roybot lost… check the time stamps

by The Arkitect on Dec 2, 2009 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

i think that includes you too, buddy.

BRP with a double whammy there. but still, you’re right, Roybot did, indeed, just lose.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Dec 2, 2009 3:45 PM PST up reply actions  

haha

i believe it. i, however, was quite good at it.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Dec 2, 2009 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

they knew making you play in front of a mirror

would guarantee them victory.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Dec 2, 2009 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

i need a ruling from another party over here.

this isn’t a joke fail.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Dec 2, 2009 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

get a ruling from an innocent observer… I thought it worked

by The Arkitect on Dec 2, 2009 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

chalupas=important

winning=unimportant

"I would (nsfbedge) Rosie O'Donnell for a million dollars" - AK1984

by Starvin' Marvin on Dec 2, 2009 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

what about winning a chalupa?

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Dec 2, 2009 2:52 PM PST up reply actions  

as long as you get the chalupa

who cares about winning?

"I would (nsfbedge) Rosie O'Donnell for a million dollars" - AK1984

by Starvin' Marvin on Dec 2, 2009 2:53 PM PST up reply actions  

No sunshine?

But, I’d miss Roybot :(

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Dec 2, 2009 2:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Dec 2, 2009 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

same here.

“and it’s always gone anytime she goes away.”

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Dec 2, 2009 3:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Awww

that’s why Ark said it. He hates me.

by Roybot on Dec 2, 2009 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

did you even click on the link?

by The Arkitect on Dec 2, 2009 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Yep.

I didn’t need to click it to know what song it was though.

by Roybot on Dec 2, 2009 3:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Ah . . .

Sometimes El Blog de Rudy is just the medicine I need. The key quote:

Luckily, Greg Oden intervened. "The question is not ‘Why’s it hanging,’ Spaniard. It is ‘How’s it hanging.’"

by Corvid on Dec 2, 2009 3:13 PM PST reply actions  

that blog is fantastic

'Cuse 88-Cornell 73. My Big Red failed to beat the spread by 2 points. Hence the new avatar.

by jksnake99 on Dec 2, 2009 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Violet Palmer

I enjoy her fearlessness and lack of fear. But there was a foul called by Ms. Palmer on me… that was most unfair. When I made my pleading to her, she said, "C’mon now, that’s weak sauce."

My sauce is weak? When Sergio discovered this exchange, his laughter was of great duration.

by GreatOden'sRaven on Dec 2, 2009 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

That's just it

There are SO MANY good quotes from that site.

by Corvid on Dec 2, 2009 3:42 PM PST up reply actions  

for sure

that one just made me laugh heartily just now

by GreatOden'sRaven on Dec 2, 2009 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

A Note to Corey Brewer
For the final time: I do not have any spare coinage (euros or otherwise) upon my person.

by The Arkitect on Dec 2, 2009 3:45 PM PST up reply actions  

like mr roger’s? do you get the warm impression he’d like to make you his neighbor?

by EvilKaramazov on Dec 2, 2009 3:55 PM PST up reply actions  

its time for Big Red basketball!!!!!!

'Cuse 88-Cornell 73. My Big Red failed to beat the spread by 2 points. Hence the new avatar.

by jksnake99 on Dec 2, 2009 3:58 PM PST reply actions  

8-1 Cornell and Bucknell needs time-out!!

Bison Coach Dave Paulsen is miffed, mortified and mystified!!

'Cuse 88-Cornell 73. My Big Red failed to beat the spread by 2 points. Hence the new avatar.

by jksnake99 on Dec 2, 2009 4:05 PM PST up reply actions  

smh

lets go brandon!!!!

by broyposse on Dec 2, 2009 4:06 PM PST up reply actions  

My mental image of you is now Lawrence Frank with glasses, by the way.

i cry for nic

by Cablinasian on Dec 2, 2009 4:08 PM PST up reply actions  

that's fairly accurate, but my hair is brown.

'Cuse 88-Cornell 73. My Big Red failed to beat the spread by 2 points. Hence the new avatar.

by jksnake99 on Dec 2, 2009 4:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I think I vaguely recall a picture of you, but now all I see is Lawrence Frank with glasses at a Giants game.

i cry for nic

by Cablinasian on Dec 2, 2009 4:14 PM PST up reply actions  

lol fair enough

'Cuse 88-Cornell 73. My Big Red failed to beat the spread by 2 points. Hence the new avatar.

by jksnake99 on Dec 2, 2009 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Cornell up 9 at the half, 45-36

awesome offense, lousy defense.

'Cuse 88-Cornell 73. My Big Red failed to beat the spread by 2 points. Hence the new avatar.

by jksnake99 on Dec 2, 2009 4:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Channing “guarding” Shaq.

i cry for nic

by Cablinasian on Dec 2, 2009 4:15 PM PST reply actions  

Ctrl + A: History is about to be made

Comment here (or there, but not there there since the Nets have no SBN site)

http://www.mavsmoneyball.com/2009/12/2/1183054/game-19-mavs-at-nets-open-thread#comments

Ceterum censeo Lakers esse delendam

by Norsktroll on Dec 2, 2009 4:39 PM PST reply actions  

As long as they don't pull him off the bench.

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Dec 2, 2009 4:50 PM PST up reply actions  

For now he will.

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Dec 2, 2009 4:54 PM PST up reply actions  

true considering he's out for awhile.

but i feel bad i know he was really excited to start after miller left but just hopefully he starts again once he comes back from recovering.

by portlandgiirl91 on Dec 2, 2009 4:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I hope so too

But AI would be pissed or would leave the team.

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Dec 2, 2009 4:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Cle all over PHX

Obvious guy says interior defense could be an issue for PHX come playoff time.

'Cuse 88-Cornell 73. My Big Red failed to beat the spread by 2 points. Hence the new avatar.

by jksnake99 on Dec 2, 2009 4:48 PM PST reply actions  

holy schnikies can Beaubois finish an alley-oop.

wow.

'Cuse 88-Cornell 73. My Big Red failed to beat the spread by 2 points. Hence the new avatar.

by jksnake99 on Dec 2, 2009 4:55 PM PST reply actions  

You spend around 1/3 of your life in bed.

55% of online gamblers are women <<<< yet i thought there wasn’t any women ONLINE!

by portlandgiirl91 on Dec 2, 2009 5:02 PM PST reply actions  

c

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Dec 2, 2009 5:10 PM PST up reply actions  

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"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Dec 2, 2009 5:10 PM PST up reply actions  

r

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Dec 2, 2009 5:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Atlanta has 75 points at haltime

wow

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Dec 2, 2009 5:17 PM PST reply actions  

but Hedo and Bargs are such good defenders.

'Cuse 88-Cornell 73. My Big Red failed to beat the spread by 2 points. Hence the new avatar.

by jksnake99 on Dec 2, 2009 5:19 PM PST up reply actions  

this is why Hibbert will never be a really good NBA player.

Have fun with Hibbert producing less, Jake. Have fun.

i cry for nic

by Cablinasian on Dec 2, 2009 5:17 PM PST reply actions  

dang.

'Cuse 88-Cornell 73. My Big Red failed to beat the spread by 2 points. Hence the new avatar.

by jksnake99 on Dec 2, 2009 5:19 PM PST up reply actions  

He is as plodding as they come

And while I expected him to be a solid center, I did not expect some of the numbers he has put up.

Oden would use and abuse him though. As big and strong, AND athletic… Hibbert was a good smart draft pick though.

by Mortimer on Dec 2, 2009 8:55 PM PST up reply actions  

if Hibbert were white, would we tease about him being a stiff?

i cry for nic

by Cablinasian on Dec 2, 2009 11:23 PM PST up reply actions  

he is a stiff, just a pretty talented one

He did a credible job on Oden during that Final 4 matchup. That’s when I knew he was going to be a pretty good player.

'Cuse 88-Cornell 73. My Big Red failed to beat the spread by 2 points. Hence the new avatar.

by jksnake99 on Dec 2, 2009 11:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, Roy Hibbert isn't a total stiff like, oh, Greg Ostertag was back in the day. Ostertag was ...

an entirely different player in his prime than Hibbert is today, since the Kansas alum was a stout defender with no refine offensive game and the Georgetown alum is a mediocre defender who’s got some moves on offense. In the end, that’s why I compared Hibbert to Luc Longley rather than Ostertag.

Dear Paul Allen:

Fire Nate McMillan & hire Jeff Van Gundy.

Sincerely,
AK1984

by AK1984 on Dec 3, 2009 12:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Cornell blows a 13 point 2nd half lead and trails.

I hate basketball.

'Cuse 88-Cornell 73. My Big Red failed to beat the spread by 2 points. Hence the new avatar.

by jksnake99 on Dec 2, 2009 5:22 PM PST reply actions  

if you went to a school like cornell

shouldnt you be proud of your school academic achievements and kinda.. you know.. let the sports part rest? they arent exactly powerhouses

by GreatOden'sRaven on Dec 2, 2009 5:25 PM PST up reply actions  

such a prestigious school

i would be proud of all the senators/presidents and what not

by GreatOden'sRaven on Dec 2, 2009 5:26 PM PST up reply actions  

lol

I used to go to games when we were really, really bad at basketball so its been fun to watch the past couple years— when we’ve been a solid mid major that has gone to two straight tournaments. I don’t get anywhere near as worked up about these games as I do for Blazer games. I just enjoy following them.

'Cuse 88-Cornell 73. My Big Red failed to beat the spread by 2 points. Hence the new avatar.

by jksnake99 on Dec 2, 2009 5:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Do you have to teach, or can you just research all day?

Ceterum censeo Lakers esse delendam

by Norsktroll on Dec 2, 2009 5:32 PM PST up reply actions  

not teaching this quarter. I do sometimes.

'Cuse 88-Cornell 73. My Big Red failed to beat the spread by 2 points. Hence the new avatar.

by jksnake99 on Dec 2, 2009 5:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I see. My girlfriend had to teach introductory micro- and macro-economics at times, lol. And earned a bit additional money at a local business school while in a Ph.D program.

Ceterum censeo Lakers esse delendam

by Norsktroll on Dec 2, 2009 5:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I've mostly TA'd for upper level undergrad and masters classes, e.g. Water Resources Engineering

'Cuse 88-Cornell 73. My Big Red failed to beat the spread by 2 points. Hence the new avatar.

by jksnake99 on Dec 2, 2009 5:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Bucknell hits a 3 at the buzzer to force overtime.

'Cuse 88-Cornell 73. My Big Red failed to beat the spread by 2 points. Hence the new avatar.

by jksnake99 on Dec 2, 2009 5:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Let me guess,

Dampier is in a contract year

by tingeyga on Dec 2, 2009 5:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Yup

And I think Cuban has given him PEDs. He moves a notch better than he ever did.

Ceterum censeo Lakers esse delendam

by Norsktroll on Dec 2, 2009 5:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Halftime: Mavs 77, Nets 50.

Mavs shooting 80% from the field.

"A bizarre and extremely rare hybrid Blazer/Laker fan, Timbo has always struggled to contain the Beast Within, like Dr. Jekyll, Bruce Banner, or Ted Kennedy." — Miled Animal

by timbo on Dec 2, 2009 5:39 PM PST reply actions  

That that, Hawks!!!

"A bizarre and extremely rare hybrid Blazer/Laker fan, Timbo has always struggled to contain the Beast Within, like Dr. Jekyll, Bruce Banner, or Ted Kennedy." — Miled Animal

by timbo on Dec 2, 2009 5:39 PM PST up reply actions