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DUH GAAMME!


  • Long time reader first time fanposter. Beats me on how one is supposed to paragraph.
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  • First I've got to say that I don't tend to listen to the station except during blazers games. Every five minutes they advertise for the station on the station with some guy who sounds like a roid-raged walrus being caught up in a constipation driven dry heave. Get past that pleasantry intermixed with the irony of Wheeller selling you barbeque grills and Canzano selling hair club for men you might just get to hear Lars Larson demand that cab drivers in Portland speak English.
 
  • But I digress. I have bittersweet memories of my youth listening to my 9 volt disco ball AM radio with earphone jack for private listening while I was supposed to be asleep. I can remember actually crying during a post game show when Schonley lamented the injuries outing the Blazers during the 1978 campaign.
 
  • So back to last night. Jay Bay has a great game which of course I predicted due to the knowledge gained from my Blazer obsession. And I'm sticking with the radio to hear his post game interview because Mike Barrett assures me that it is coming "right after the break." So I listen as they come back to argue if Steve Blake smells more like a newborn babe bathed in axe body spray or a limburger cheese feet sandwich of death. All the while I'm reassured that we'll have the Bayless interview "right after the break."
 
  • Then some drunk guy calls. Then some drunk guy emails. Then some drunk guy tweets. Then some drunk guy yells in the background from what I'm assuming is a prostrate position and once again I'm assured that we'll have the interview "right after the Duhh Gaaame!"
 
  • Now it's 12:45 in the morning and what do I hear, Is that the pitter patter of reindeer feet on my roof? No it's the Jerryd Bayless interview. About one minute long.  Pretty much what you would expect him to say followed by Barrett laughing that it was about four hours after the game. No wait, four hours after DUHGAMMEEE!!.
 
  • I turned off the stereo and flipped it the double bird. Twice. Supposedly there was a Brandon Roy interview coming but I was done for the night.
 


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