People at sactown royalty are saying “darn spencer hawes is talented but i wish we could have got a big man like joakim noah”…

Honestly, if you really think about, oden would come back and still beast on most talented young big men

There I’ve said it .

Especially your great personality, positive attitude and RADIANT smile!

He’s such a nice, likable person. Couldn’t major injuries be reserved for like Kobe and Artest?

While you’re taking time to heal, Greg, it would benefit you to work on that dentistry career of which you you once had aspirations. I’m not saying this because I lack faith in your recovery or even doubt that you’ll return as a major NBA success, but because it’ll keep your defensive skills polished. You’ll be able to routinely look down at those who come to you and keep them frustrated by staying in their grill.
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If you encounter any problems in your recovery (heaven forbid), I’m flying to Rip City and giving you my knees. I don’t know how compatible they’ll be (as I’m only 5’9), but you’re more than welcome to them. My occupation doesn’t require blocks, dunks, or boards, so I’ll be fine without them. This story would undoubtedly be the basis of an inspirational book and movie: “My Oden’s Keeper”
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Research shows that the taller a man is, the more susceptible he is to a condition called Heart Arrhythmia (Irregular heartbeat). It’s not incredibly common, although we did see L-Train take a little time off due to the aforementioned condition. Now in Oden’s case, the possibility of this becoming a problem normally wouldn’t concern me so much, but there is another factor we must consider. It’s already proven that Greg’s heart itself is irregular. Very much so. The average human heart is about the size of a fist, with professional athletes often possessing one of slightly smaller proportions. Greg’s heart, however, is massive. Day in and day out, Greg provides evidence that his heart is far too big for one man. In fact, through Greg’s humility and benevolent care of his team, organization, and fans, we can clearly see his heart is so big that it’s able to circulate pride throughout the whole Blazer community.

       You are the key to this team. Can’t wait to see you out there owning the paint again next season!