JD November 5/6 Roommate Edition
by dougall5505 on Nov 5, 2009 8:22 PM PST
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Wassup junkers!!!!! Guess who's coming to Portland tomorrow!? ME!!!!! Beautiful Portland.
got the hook up for some tix for tomorrow night. thanks(you know who you are) anyway I hope I'm no jinx.
Anyway the purpose if this JD shall be to tell some funny/disgusting/incredible/amazing/sad/whatever stories about experiences you've had with roommates. This is my first year at college at the dorm experience is interesting to say the least. I don't really have any good stories yet. My roommate is fine. He can be annoying but i've heard horror stories that make me thing I have it pretty good.
So tell us your stories!
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The Jazz look better tonight.
free bayless
by Cablinasian on Nov 5, 2009 8:28 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Thats a great picture
"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire
by idoltime on Nov 5, 2009 8:28 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
hell yea
"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire
by idoltime on Nov 5, 2009 8:33 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
If you and me get banned for cussing I am gonna be pissed at SO
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Nov 5, 2009 8:33 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
seriously
get to nuking old man!
"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire
by idoltime on Nov 5, 2009 8:34 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Nah..it's gone now
phewww
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Nov 5, 2009 8:34 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
We are saved.
"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire
by idoltime on Nov 5, 2009 8:36 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Well, crap
I step away for a day and I miss some drama.
by Corvid on Nov 5, 2009 8:46 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Nah.. When SO said he would kill his simultanious Junk Drawer
Me and Idol went in there and cussed
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Nov 5, 2009 8:48 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah...not very creatively
but Yeah
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Nov 5, 2009 8:50 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
we were naughty
I even mentioned you by name.
"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire
by idoltime on Nov 5, 2009 8:51 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah Idol said he wanted....
…to…um….romance you from behind …if you know what I mean
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Nov 5, 2009 8:52 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I stepped away for a minute and when I came back, I was like oh no they didn't, but then I looked again and I was like oh my god they did
and then I went to refresh to check that it got blowed up and it did, and now I wish I would have written down what you guys said.
I would give it all up for a billion dollars
by Tyler Durrden on Nov 5, 2009 8:53 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I occasionally save nuked posts if I can.
But that one wasn’t quite worth it.
"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire
by idoltime on Nov 5, 2009 8:57 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I saw what you did
I would give it all up for a billion dollars
by Tyler Durrden on Nov 5, 2009 8:49 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
They jus' playing
SO and Dougie both made a junk, Dougie’s gets to stay, someone joked we could swear in the soon to be deleted junk.
by Mortimer on Nov 5, 2009 8:49 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
with so much drama one the BlazersEdge
It’s hard to be me eye-dee-oh-eel-time
"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire
by idoltime on Nov 5, 2009 8:49 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Ah, OK, so it wasn't REAL DRAMA
Just you boys playin’ around. Just so you guys know, REAL DRAMA involves babes.
by Corvid on Nov 5, 2009 8:58 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Don't I know it.
"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire
by idoltime on Nov 5, 2009 8:59 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Where were ya?
Babe?
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Nov 5, 2009 8:59 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
A gal's gotta commune with nature every now and then
by Corvid on Nov 5, 2009 9:02 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
We needed some drama
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Nov 5, 2009 9:02 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Sounds like someone shed their uterine walls
So to speak.
by Mortimer on Nov 5, 2009 9:04 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I thought she was referring to peeing behind a bush
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Nov 5, 2009 9:07 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Dang. Am I supposed to say someting cranky here?
I lost my crib sheet.
by Corvid on Nov 5, 2009 9:08 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
We were fighting over who "gets you" when your husband dies
by Mortimer on Nov 5, 2009 9:01 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I still think I won BTW
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Nov 5, 2009 9:03 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Cool. I think.
Though I’d love to see a screen shot.
by Corvid on Nov 5, 2009 9:03 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
often in ALL UPPERCASE
"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire
by idoltime on Nov 5, 2009 9:04 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
That's right !!!
It was a singing contest!!
BANG BANG ….Maxwell’s silver hammer came down …upon his head…..BANG BANG Maxwell’s Silver hammer made sure he was dead!!!!
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Nov 5, 2009 9:06 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
Who's Maxwell? Did someone change their name AGAIN?
by Corvid on Nov 5, 2009 9:09 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
It is a song...perhaps the best song ever written
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Nov 5, 2009 9:10 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
is this pic taken from a plane, this hillside, sky tram?????
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
by Blazer1342 on Nov 5, 2009 9:33 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
im assuming a airplane
lessssss go
by dougall5505 on Nov 5, 2009 9:35 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Way too high to be anything from the groun
Love.
by L-TrainFTW! on Nov 5, 2009 9:36 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I thought plane at first also, but it does look like it could be from the west hills
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
by Blazer1342 on Nov 5, 2009 9:41 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Look at how small everything is!
No way it ISN’T from a plane.
by Roybot on Nov 5, 2009 9:44 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
yeah, probably so
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
by Blazer1342 on Nov 5, 2009 9:46 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Definitely so ... View from West hills:
Love.
by L-TrainFTW! on Nov 5, 2009 9:48 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
That's from that one bridge.
Vista Bridge?
by Mortimer on Nov 5, 2009 9:49 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
naw thats from pittock mansion ish
lessssss go
by dougall5505 on Nov 5, 2009 9:52 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
yeah that shot is looking down on mt hood, c'mon people, USE YOUR HEADS!
I would give it all up for a billion dollars
by Tyler Durrden on Nov 5, 2009 9:50 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
oops
pee-ple
I would give it all up for a billion dollars
by Tyler Durrden on Nov 5, 2009 9:51 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I had a roommate in college
who sounded like he was coughing up a lung everytime he brushed his teeth… got that annoyed me
I wish people would stop saying "don't worry about it" as if I'm losing sleep over it
by bow4meow on Nov 5, 2009 8:29 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
I said he was awesome first
The captain’s jacket, the khaki pants, the sunday 4pm dinner at Denny’s button up shirt (I bet it is short sleeved)…
by Mortimer on Nov 5, 2009 8:31 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
o my roommate HATES basketball. thats annoying. we watching shallow hal instead of jazz spurs right now. smh
lessssss go
by dougall5505 on Nov 5, 2009 8:30 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Disgusting Roommate story: Freshman year, came back from a party
open the door turn on the light, and the roommate is passed out naked with some form of yeti (also nude) snoring next to him. Needless to say, I slept on a couch in a friend’s dorm that night and within two weeks had traded roommates with another guy in the hall who was having similar “issues” with his roomie. UO Hamilton baby, those were the days…
I hate Comcast.
Card carrying member of Team Bayless
I believe in Greg Oden
by blazeraddict on Nov 5, 2009 8:30 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
lol. i can see hamilton out my window right now
lessssss go
by dougall5505 on Nov 5, 2009 8:31 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Hamilton was cool
right above the store and the grab and go. The dorms are still like dungeons I take it?
I hate Comcast.
Card carrying member of Team Bayless
I believe in Greg Oden
by blazeraddict on Nov 5, 2009 8:32 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Oops, grab and go was the store, meant to say Common Grounds
I hate Comcast.
Card carrying member of Team Bayless
I believe in Greg Oden
by blazeraddict on Nov 5, 2009 8:33 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
ya did they have the burrito and fire and spice in hamilton then too?
ya the dorms are pretty dungeon like. the wifi can’t get thru the brick
lessssss go
by dougall5505 on Nov 5, 2009 8:34 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Burrito you say? Fire and Spice?
I missed out. We had a cafe that had some decent turkey sandwiches made for a great late night meal. Of course, nothing could beat the 7-11 runs, I swear I feel old typing this but you’ll look back on it and smile man
I hate Comcast.
Card carrying member of Team Bayless
I believe in Greg Oden
by blazeraddict on Nov 5, 2009 8:37 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I hope this means going to 7-11
the 7-11 runs
I would give it all up for a billion dollars
by Tyler Durrden on Nov 5, 2009 8:38 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
4 hours of runs
Man, thats a good way to stay svelte and skinny though.
SO stays skinny by chopping down trees and making them land on orphanages.
by Mortimer on Nov 5, 2009 8:40 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
he's gonna bury those kids
I would give it all up for a billion dollars
by Tyler Durrden on Nov 5, 2009 8:45 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I look a lot like that but taller
by southern oregon on Nov 5, 2009 8:48 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
That man is 6'7" of meat and gristle.
by Mortimer on Nov 5, 2009 8:50 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Busted playing frisbee with the kids
by southern oregon on Nov 5, 2009 8:52 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Gee...you look excited
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Nov 5, 2009 8:53 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
This is the only known photo of you on file
It was taken back in 1988, and somehow managed to survive the pipebomb you left at the 1 hour developing stand to destroy the evidence.
by Mortimer on Nov 5, 2009 8:54 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
1888...you mean
This is an historic photo since it also includes the first T-shirt ever made
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Nov 5, 2009 8:56 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
look at the redwoods back then
they were so small!
I would give it all up for a billion dollars
by Tyler Durrden on Nov 5, 2009 8:58 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
I know...just shrubs at that point
Now you can drive a car thru the trunk of that tree
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Nov 5, 2009 9:01 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Yes, get your mind out of the gutter/toilet/wherever it is :)
I hate Comcast.
Card carrying member of Team Bayless
I believe in Greg Oden
by blazeraddict on Nov 5, 2009 8:40 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
what are you insinuating?
I would give it all up for a billion dollars
by Tyler Durrden on Nov 5, 2009 8:44 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
See Mort above
I hate Comcast.
Card carrying member of Team Bayless
I believe in Greg Oden
by blazeraddict on Nov 5, 2009 8:45 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
One of best friend's dad was in the Navy where he learn lots of colorful phrases
When he had Diarrhea he would announce that he could “(poop) thru a key hole at 50 paces”
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Nov 5, 2009 8:47 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
If there's anything I've learned from Tom, it's that every blog needs a few navy guys
I hate to be a little boring here, but colorful phrases FTW.
by Corvid on Nov 5, 2009 8:52 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I come from a Navy family
although i didn’t serve
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Nov 5, 2009 8:54 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
did you sail the 7 seas?
did it put your mind at ease?
I wish people would stop saying "don't worry about it" as if I'm losing sleep over it
by bow4meow on Nov 5, 2009 8:54 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
That's not the way we sang that song back in the day
All the Navy guys got PO’d when we would sing our lyrics
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Nov 5, 2009 8:58 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
You know what they say about subs?
100 sailors go out, 50 couples come back.
by tominhawaii on Nov 6, 2009 1:48 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
How do you seperate the men from the boys on a Navy sub?
With a fire hose!!!
by Mortimer on Nov 6, 2009 1:49 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
my family has a Maritime history back to the early 1800's
And I am 2nd generation Navy so yes I speak the language fluently
by southern oregon on Nov 5, 2009 9:00 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I bet
I have 5 or 6 Great-uncles who were in during Vietnam era …as well as 2 uncles
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Nov 5, 2009 9:02 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
ya they have a burrito and a asian grill type place now. they’re ok. im already sick of them
lessssss go
by dougall5505 on Nov 5, 2009 8:44 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
That's the one problem with the meal plan
4 months in, you’re sick of everything they have
I hate Comcast.
Card carrying member of Team Bayless
I believe in Greg Oden
by blazeraddict on Nov 5, 2009 8:47 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I want to live off campus and dodge the dumb meal plan.
free bayless
by Cablinasian on Nov 5, 2009 8:48 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
that's what sophomore year is for.
start looking for places in April.
by DrivetheLane on Nov 5, 2009 8:49 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Agree
Dorm life is one of those college experiences that even if you hate it, you’ll get years of good stories/memories out of.
I hate Comcast.
Card carrying member of Team Bayless
I believe in Greg Oden
by blazeraddict on Nov 5, 2009 8:51 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
true.
dorm life is great for freshman year. but after that, way cheaper and way more fun to be off campus.
by DrivetheLane on Nov 5, 2009 8:51 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I don't get it
was this a female yeti?
I wish people would stop saying "don't worry about it" as if I'm losing sleep over it
by bow4meow on Nov 5, 2009 8:33 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Yes. But I swear, she looked like she could have been playing on the D-Line
for the Seahawks
I hate Comcast.
Card carrying member of Team Bayless
I believe in Greg Oden
by blazeraddict on Nov 5, 2009 8:34 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Just because she was wearing a skirt, doesn't mean she was a she, you're talking about eugene...
I would give it all up for a billion dollars
by Tyler Durrden on Nov 5, 2009 8:37 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Ha!
Unfortunately, I have visual confirmation, definitely a woman.
I hate Comcast.
Card carrying member of Team Bayless
I believe in Greg Oden
by blazeraddict on Nov 5, 2009 8:48 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
ahh, hoo-hoo?
I would give it all up for a billion dollars
by Tyler Durrden on Nov 5, 2009 8:48 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
We need to kill this conversation
1. It will get me banned
2. It will undue years of therapy and careful memory repression
But yes
I hate Comcast.
Card carrying member of Team Bayless
I believe in Greg Oden
by blazeraddict on Nov 5, 2009 8:50 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
There is an Eddie Murphy bit on his Aunt Bunny
His drunk dad thinks she is a bigfoot
Goonie-goo-goo
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Nov 5, 2009 8:36 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
the goonie goo goo
classic…
The walk in on thing happens in college. Roomies really need to come up with a I have a girl in here signal. Since he didn’t give you heads up you shoulda got some friends to come over and crank up a little JP.
I wish people would stop saying "don't worry about it" as if I'm losing sleep over it
by bow4meow on Nov 5, 2009 8:40 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I have good news for you Roybot.
There is now one less spider in the world!
by DrivetheLane on Nov 5, 2009 8:37 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Yay.
Now kill the rest of ’em and I might be nice to you :)
by Roybot on Nov 5, 2009 9:03 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
It’s a trap… she’ hoping you get bit by one of the poisonous ones
Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it
by The Arkitect on Nov 5, 2009 10:19 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
What are you gonna do about it Sarah?
Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it
by The Arkitect on Nov 5, 2009 10:21 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
And I'm going to beat you up
since you won’t hit back.
by Roybot on Nov 5, 2009 10:23 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I like Scotch… Scotchy scotch scotch
Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it
by The Arkitect on Nov 5, 2009 10:23 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Hahahahaha
you probably shouldn’t be bedging.
by Roybot on Nov 5, 2009 10:25 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
no comment
Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it
by The Arkitect on Nov 5, 2009 10:25 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
nah… just enough to dull the pain…
Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it
by The Arkitect on Nov 5, 2009 10:29 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Over age!
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY overage.
by Roybot on Nov 5, 2009 10:27 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
thanks for that… smh… kids these days
Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it
by The Arkitect on Nov 5, 2009 10:27 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Utah isn't doing us any favors
If they blow SA out, Pop’s probably going to concede this early so he can keep his rotation fresh for tomorrow
I hate Comcast.
Card carrying member of Team Bayless
I believe in Greg Oden
by blazeraddict on Nov 5, 2009 8:44 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
I'm hoping for a quadruple overtime game
I wish people would stop saying "don't worry about it" as if I'm losing sleep over it
by bow4meow on Nov 5, 2009 8:46 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
CIP invited me to dinner
surprising considering my email rant was pretty rude
I wish people would stop saying "don't worry about it" as if I'm losing sleep over it
by bow4meow on Nov 5, 2009 8:45 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Chad in Portland, from the MSP on 95.5
I don’t want to tell you the rest morty…
I would give it all up for a billion dollars
by Tyler Durrden on Nov 5, 2009 8:47 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
not personally
he was making some terrible jokes on the radio today, about how much cheaper it was to buy ammunition than taking your pet to the vet. It was totally tasteless, and over the line, and I don’t think the other guys on the show even thought it was funny. Bow was commenting about how disgusting it was in the other JD, and I’m guessing he emailed cip?
I would give it all up for a billion dollars
by Tyler Durrden on Nov 5, 2009 8:51 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
If you're gonna say mean stuff
Ya just gotta be funny. That’s the rule.
I hate sports radio, I dunno how you guys listen to it.
by Mortimer on Nov 5, 2009 8:52 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
we are unabashed blazer honks
I would give it all up for a billion dollars
by Tyler Durrden on Nov 5, 2009 8:57 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
it'd one of those should I listen or not moments
and then stupid me for talking myself into it. I know a red hot burner is painful, so I’m not sure why I keep putting my hand on the MSP oven
I wish people would stop saying "don't worry about it" as if I'm losing sleep over it
by bow4meow on Nov 5, 2009 8:59 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I don't mind others listening to it
I just don’t know why… I’ve never heard them say anything insightful. The interviews can be good, but only because of the person (KP, Nate, etc) they are interviewing saying stuff… not their questions or insight.
I dunno. I just hate it, and Gavin is considered one of the good ones.
by Mortimer on Nov 5, 2009 9:02 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
That was horrible
I heard him on the way to work this morning. Honestly, I think they need to break up Gavin and CIP. Gavin knows his stuff, but he goes into shock jock mode a lot when Chad is egging him on. Put somebody else with Dawson in the morning and have Chad play the foil for Canzano so I can avoid them both
I hate Comcast.
Card carrying member of Team Bayless
I believe in Greg Oden
by blazeraddict on Nov 5, 2009 8:54 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
thing was after he made the "joke"
the other homonid in studio laughed along with it. It’s all part of the MSPs gratification program..
I wish people would stop saying "don't worry about it" as if I'm losing sleep over it
by bow4meow on Nov 5, 2009 8:56 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
i have given up on sports radio,a barren wasteland
by southern oregon on Nov 5, 2009 9:04 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
did Dan Patrick
get bad? his show was always great I thought.
by DrivetheLane on Nov 5, 2009 9:05 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Too smug
I haven’t been liking him lately, he’s kind of repetitive
I hate Comcast.
Card carrying member of Team Bayless
I believe in Greg Oden
by blazeraddict on Nov 5, 2009 9:06 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
hmm.
i haven’t actually listened to him in a long long time. but i always liked his shows. good interviews.
by DrivetheLane on Nov 5, 2009 9:07 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Just my opinion
I used to be really into his show, and the guests are still solid. I think his interaction/bits with his crew are growing old for me
I hate Comcast.
Card carrying member of Team Bayless
I believe in Greg Oden
by blazeraddict on Nov 5, 2009 9:10 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Chad in Portland
from the worlds worst morning sports radio show here…. he or one of his poser buddies made a sick remark for no reason this morning about buying an ammo pack to kill sick pets. It was another example of the tasteless and gorked “humor” delivered by the show. I sent him a email saying how distasteful it was and he sent me a snarky email back which included a dinner invite.
I wish people would stop saying "don't worry about it" as if I'm losing sleep over it
by bow4meow on Nov 5, 2009 8:52 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
forward it all to PITA
they will be on his case quick
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 9:46 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
maybe PETA as I doubt bread would do much for you
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 9:47 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
pita is soooo good with hamas
I would give it all up for a billion dollars
by Tyler Durrden on Nov 5, 2009 9:47 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Lol
regardless of whether that last word was a mis-type. Political humor for the win
I hate Comcast.
Card carrying member of Team Bayless
I believe in Greg Oden
by blazeraddict on Nov 5, 2009 9:51 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I'm glad you found that hummous
I would give it all up for a billion dollars
by Tyler Durrden on Nov 5, 2009 9:53 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
he's on a roll
no wait – he’s on a slice of PETA. – Elgin
Travis Outlaw, the Funnel Cake of the Blazers
by 22baylor on Nov 6, 2009 12:43 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I like eating pitas with falafels.
"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire
by idoltime on Nov 5, 2009 9:47 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Alexander's
right next to the UO bookstore made some really good falafels
by chalupa king on Nov 5, 2009 9:49 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I have had their falafels, great.
When I get down to Eugene early for a show at the McDonald or Wow Hall, I like to head over there.
"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire
by idoltime on Nov 5, 2009 9:58 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Go...then slap him
and call him ChIP
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Nov 5, 2009 8:50 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Okur abused McDyess twice at least
McDyess doesn’t look like he’s trying on defense. Weird to see.
by Mortimer on Nov 5, 2009 8:47 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Isn't it fantastic wathing the Cavs fail continuously?
It’s seriously making me think about LeBron leaving for the first time, I never thought he’d leave but of this continues I don’t think he’s going to stick around.
#88 > #23 > #25
by The Pirate on Nov 5, 2009 8:53 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
ya know who seems like a nice cool dude is reggie bush
by portlandgiirl91 on Nov 5, 2009 8:56 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
i hear he's available now too.
you’re in luck.
by DrivetheLane on Nov 5, 2009 8:57 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
no he's back with kim unfortunately but they def make a cute couple!
by portlandgiirl91 on Nov 5, 2009 8:58 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
i guess that means Kim won't be returning my calls....
again…
by DrivetheLane on Nov 5, 2009 8:58 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
sometimes it's all a guys got. haha
i bet she’d like me if she met me though. i have a winning personality!
by DrivetheLane on Nov 5, 2009 9:00 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
ohhh yes, you’re so charming!
esp in the eyes
by portlandgiirl91 on Nov 5, 2009 9:02 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
they really are quite fetching...
by DrivetheLane on Nov 5, 2009 9:03 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
hahaha.
especially the 1st and 3rd ones. 2nd and 4th? eh…
by DrivetheLane on Nov 5, 2009 9:07 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
not enough :-(
but isn’t my winning personality worth something?
by DrivetheLane on Nov 5, 2009 9:03 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
is she preggers with his kid?
"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire
by idoltime on Nov 5, 2009 8:59 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
no..at least it’s not reported lol.. but i think they’d make beautiful kids..i did see something that they were looking for a place together…oh la la la
by portlandgiirl91 on Nov 5, 2009 9:01 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
no way! I saw that she was pregnant on a store counter magazine
It has to be true!
"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire
by idoltime on Nov 5, 2009 9:03 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe just Kourt's pregnant
"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire
by idoltime on Nov 5, 2009 9:07 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
from what i’m aware of.
khloe n lamar are on chelsea lately tonight! woot woot
by portlandgiirl91 on Nov 5, 2009 9:08 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I was so wasted that I forget to put it on. My bad =/.
Love.
by L-TrainFTW! on Nov 5, 2009 9:11 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Eek.
I knew your standards were low, ltrain….but not THAT low.
by Roybot on Nov 5, 2009 9:12 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
He was wasted
and Russian
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Nov 5, 2009 9:14 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
She has the beautiful face of a turnip. She will make good babies one day.
Love.
by L-TrainFTW! on Nov 5, 2009 9:16 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
And those birthing hips...
I hate Comcast.
Card carrying member of Team Bayless
I believe in Greg Oden
by blazeraddict on Nov 5, 2009 9:18 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
score ruskie!
"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire
by idoltime on Nov 5, 2009 9:12 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
He does a ton of charity work
seems like a nice dude. But dating a Kardashian sister, I don’t know about his taste in women…
I hate Comcast.
Card carrying member of Team Bayless
I believe in Greg Oden
by blazeraddict on Nov 5, 2009 8:58 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
yeah so i've heard.
was that a joke about kim right? lol
by portlandgiirl91 on Nov 5, 2009 8:59 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Yup
I do not think she’s exactly wifey material
I hate Comcast.
Card carrying member of Team Bayless
I believe in Greg Oden
by blazeraddict on Nov 5, 2009 9:02 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
That's what I don't get about Reggie Bush
Hooking up is one thing. But the guy could date just about any woman on the planet, and that’s who he decides to get serious with? Confusing…
I hate Comcast.
Card carrying member of Team Bayless
I believe in Greg Oden
by blazeraddict on Nov 5, 2009 9:18 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
There are many celebrities/athletes you can say that about.
by Roybot on Nov 5, 2009 9:20 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Most people who have lots of choices in who they get involved with make bad choices.
"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire
by idoltime on Nov 5, 2009 9:21 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Quite.
I figure the thought process goes like this:
“Well, I’m a playa and I stack paper to the ceiling. I could have any woman I choose. Maybe I should be thinking about who will care about me for realz and stuffz but Ill just go with someone who’ll rub their plastic parts over me.”
"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire
by idoltime on Nov 5, 2009 9:26 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Any person who has a sex tape
goes directly into the un-dateable category, imo. Just not a good deal. Seriously, what’s going to happen if he has kids with her. “Daddy, Timmy Googled mommy at school today…”. Yikes!
I hate Comcast.
Card carrying member of Team Bayless
I believe in Greg Oden
by blazeraddict on Nov 5, 2009 9:22 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Just going on any celebrity gossip website and all you see is pictures of her butt.
Dating any celebrity is a bad idea most of the time.
by Roybot on Nov 5, 2009 9:23 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
No
I refuse to support the fake celebrity (oh no, this accidentally got released" sex tape industry. Grosses me out what some people will do for magazine/camera time. I’m kind of a prude in a sense, I guess, but be famous for doing something cool, not being a male/female skank
I hate Comcast.
Card carrying member of Team Bayless
I believe in Greg Oden
by blazeraddict on Nov 5, 2009 9:27 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
So you will watch sex tapes of real celebs then?
"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire
by idoltime on Nov 5, 2009 9:28 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
By fake
I was referring to the false indignation that comes from the celebrity/publicist when the tape gets released.
I hate Comcast.
Card carrying member of Team Bayless
I believe in Greg Oden
by blazeraddict on Nov 5, 2009 9:29 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
What about Erin Andrews?
"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire
by idoltime on Nov 5, 2009 9:32 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Is she even on our team anymore?
"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire
by idoltime on Nov 5, 2009 9:35 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I guess I missed that.
Hopefully I’ll continue missing that in future road games.
"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire
by idoltime on Nov 5, 2009 9:36 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I only saw her the last game.
She didn’t see me though because her eyes are always closed.
by Roybot on Nov 5, 2009 9:38 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I worry about her sometimes.
I pull up the stroke warning signs and have my phone already to go.
PS This wasn’t funny to all of those victims and families of victims of stroke, and I know how words can hurt.
"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire
by idoltime on Nov 5, 2009 9:40 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I lol'd
and kind of feel bad because of your PS.
by Roybot on Nov 5, 2009 9:41 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I like making people feel bad for laughing at funny things. It keeps balance in the force.
"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire
by idoltime on Nov 5, 2009 9:45 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Then my work is truly complete.
Fellow residents of the Couve need all the little lol’s that they can get around here before the hate starts back up.
"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire
by idoltime on Nov 5, 2009 9:50 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Remember
she’s teaching the next generation of journalists how to about “overcoming diversity” (funniest Haarlow mis-statement of the young season)
I hate Comcast.
Card carrying member of Team Bayless
I believe in Greg Oden
by blazeraddict on Nov 5, 2009 9:37 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Sideline reporters are real celebs right?
"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire
by idoltime on Nov 5, 2009 9:35 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Sure.
Why not? I think anyone is a celeb now.
by Roybot on Nov 5, 2009 9:36 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I blame Paris Hilton.
"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire
by idoltime on Nov 5, 2009 9:37 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
No. Only George Clooney is a real celebrity. The rest just wish they were him/sleeping with him/both.
"I could have done with other loves perhaps. But there it is, either you love or you don't" -SB
by nightbluefruit on Nov 5, 2009 9:38 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I hate that thing he does with his eyes.
"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire
by idoltime on Nov 5, 2009 9:38 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Is it the sound of panties hitting the floor that bothers you?
"I could have done with other loves perhaps. But there it is, either you love or you don't" -SB
by nightbluefruit on Nov 5, 2009 9:39 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
It’s louder than a neighborhood full of gun fire.
"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire
by idoltime on Nov 5, 2009 9:41 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
That’s why his neighbors in Italy complain. I would too.
"I could have done with other loves perhaps. But there it is, either you love or you don't" -SB
by nightbluefruit on Nov 5, 2009 9:42 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I could hear it all the way from Boston.
And all I can think of when I see him is that character he played on ‘Facts of Life’. I think his name was ‘George’ on the show.
"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire
by idoltime on Nov 5, 2009 9:44 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
It was a real stretch for him. Remember his haircut on ER season 1? Not attractive.
He figured it out, though. Step one: what would Cary Grant do…
"I could have done with other loves perhaps. But there it is, either you love or you don't" -SB
by nightbluefruit on Nov 5, 2009 9:46 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
No, it wasn't a good look.
GCloon actually looks better as he gets older.
"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire
by idoltime on Nov 5, 2009 9:55 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Like a certain Cary Grant…
Now if only he could act like Cary Grant he’d be set.
"I could have done with other loves perhaps. But there it is, either you love or you don't" -SB
by nightbluefruit on Nov 5, 2009 9:57 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
For whatever reason
I never liked Cary Grant. He always bugged me.
by Mortimer on Nov 5, 2009 9:59 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Well, it’s been proven conclusively for me. Mortimer, you hate America. Did you also find Lassie annoying? Did you find Jimmy Stewart cloying? Does George Washington rub you wrong?
Well they’ve got a place for folk like you bub. They call it East Germany, and it’s near impossible to get a decent bbq beef burrito there.
USA! USA! USA!
"I could have done with other loves perhaps. But there it is, either you love or you don't" -SB
by nightbluefruit on Nov 5, 2009 10:03 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
I done got told :-(
Cary Grant had sex with that Blackwell guy who came out with the worst dressed list every year.
There. I said it.
by Mortimer on Nov 5, 2009 10:04 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Why don’t you take your lies to somewhere were they treasure liars like you: YUGOSLAVIA!
Next thing I know you’ll be besmirching the good name of heterosexuals like James Dean and Rock Hudson.
"I could have done with other loves perhaps. But there it is, either you love or you don't" -SB
by nightbluefruit on Nov 5, 2009 10:06 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
BITE YOUR TONGUE!
I wish I could double rec this for two such beautiful lies.
"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire
by idoltime on Nov 5, 2009 10:07 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
BITES TONGUE
FRANKIEVALLEYWASAMALE WHOREBEFOREHEWASFAMOUS
GULP
by Mortimer on Nov 5, 2009 10:07 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
You’ll have plenty of time to come up with a decent apology for Mr. Valley in Siberia.
Hollywood doesn’t deserve having the good names of upstanding citizens like Robert Wagner and Christopher Walken dragged through the mud by the likes of you.
"I could have done with other loves perhaps. But there it is, either you love or you don't" -SB
by nightbluefruit on Nov 5, 2009 10:10 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I'll never say anything bad about Michael Landon at least
He personifies all that is good about America.
by Mortimer on Nov 5, 2009 10:12 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
At last we agree.
"I could have done with other loves perhaps. But there it is, either you love or you don't" -SB
by nightbluefruit on Nov 5, 2009 10:13 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
His angel show was actually a documentary
A camera crew just followed him around as he touched people’s hearts.
by Mortimer on Nov 5, 2009 10:14 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Speaking of documentary shows, have you heard about the show where a camera follows Steven Seagal while he does real cop work? It’s like COPS except all of the criminals turn around and go, “hey, you’re Steven Seagal!”
"I could have done with other loves perhaps. But there it is, either you love or you don't" -SB
by nightbluefruit on Nov 5, 2009 10:16 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I heard about it and saw a billboard for it
Ain’t seen it yet though :-(
by Mortimer on Nov 5, 2009 10:17 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I may never laugh as long or as hard as long as I live.
Also, Steven Seagal is down to one facial impression: consternation.
"I could have done with other loves perhaps. But there it is, either you love or you don't" -SB
by nightbluefruit on Nov 5, 2009 10:19 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
me and james dean have the same birthday, which makes me pretty badass
Yugoslavia is no longer a country. See:
Bosnia-Herzegovina, Serbia, Croatia, Balkins, Just google it, it’ll tell you the what now
I would give it all up for a billion dollars
by Tyler Durrden on Nov 5, 2009 10:10 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
WHAT A SHOCK!!!!
Yugoslavia is not a country anymore? Well thank god east germany is still around for my threats.
"I could have done with other loves perhaps. But there it is, either you love or you don't" -SB
by nightbluefruit on Nov 5, 2009 10:11 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
have you visited the Soviet Union recently?
Love.
by L-TrainFTW! on Nov 5, 2009 10:12 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
umm, how should I say this...
I would give it all up for a billion dollars
by Tyler Durrden on Nov 5, 2009 10:13 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I remember hearing from a guy back in 1999 that some people were trying to form an on-line Yugoslavia since the realities of a united Yugoslavia were diminishing fast.
"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire
by idoltime on Nov 5, 2009 10:12 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I hope they name the server for the online yugoslavia Telecommunications Information Technology Org.
"I could have done with other loves perhaps. But there it is, either you love or you don't" -SB
by nightbluefruit on Nov 5, 2009 10:15 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
"I could have done with other loves perhaps. But there it is, either you love or you don't" -SB
by nightbluefruit on Nov 5, 2009 10:18 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
I know it's sposed to be tito
Love.
by L-TrainFTW! on Nov 6, 2009 1:51 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
of course you do
you’re a good commie
"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire
by idoltime on Nov 6, 2009 6:10 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Statements like this is exactly why you’re my favorite JDer.
"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire
by idoltime on Nov 5, 2009 10:19 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
D’awww…
"I could have done with other loves perhaps. But there it is, either you love or you don't" -SB
by nightbluefruit on Nov 5, 2009 10:20 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
A lot of the old-timey actors bug me
Tons of overacting. Cary Grant’s good looking, tho.
by Corvid on Nov 5, 2009 10:04 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
A lot of new-timey actors bug me. Mostly because they can’t act.
And they’re no fun to look at.
"I could have done with other loves perhaps. But there it is, either you love or you don't" -SB
by nightbluefruit on Nov 5, 2009 10:07 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I don't see it happening.
Although Cary Grant never sang bluegrass as well….
"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire
by idoltime on Nov 5, 2009 10:00 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Why do I have cartman singing pokerface stuck in my head
I will throw my mouthpiece across the court if I disagree with you.
by SabasforThree on Nov 5, 2009 8:57 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Caption
“Which one of you blow-holes have been using my razor??”
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Nov 5, 2009 9:16 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
We should have used RLEC
Kirk is a baller
I hate Comcast.
Card carrying member of Team Bayless
I believe in Greg Oden
by blazeraddict on Nov 5, 2009 9:16 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
at least someone agrees with me.
and it happens to be the photographer.
by DrivetheLane on Nov 5, 2009 9:23 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
i guess some of us like the Blazers more than others.
not everyone can be a real.blazerfan
by DrivetheLane on Nov 5, 2009 9:19 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Agreed, and an apt metaphor
for their respective abilities. Hinrich is Steve souped up
I hate Comcast.
Card carrying member of Team Bayless
I believe in Greg Oden
by blazeraddict on Nov 5, 2009 9:20 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
that's what makes it cool.
Kirk just looks like he cut himself shaving.
by DrivetheLane on Nov 5, 2009 9:20 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
He cut himself shaving?
But slowly things happen that they cannot help and the Blazers Fellowship of the Ring begins to break apart
by Norsktroll on Nov 5, 2009 11:31 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
he's foaming at the mouth!
I wish people would stop saying "don't worry about it" as if I'm losing sleep over it
by bow4meow on Nov 5, 2009 9:13 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Kirk playing well is just killling me. It hurts so badly.
free bayless
by Cablinasian on Nov 5, 2009 9:21 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
What could have been
But think positively about what will be. Just look at your avatar.
I hate Comcast.
Card carrying member of Team Bayless
I believe in Greg Oden
by blazeraddict on Nov 5, 2009 9:23 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Cab is going to die of a broken heart.
Please don’t leave us.
by Roybot on Nov 5, 2009 9:25 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Then he won't get to see the Bayless takeover
For some reason, I’m starting to feel optimistic he;s going to help Portland win some games this year
I hate Comcast.
Card carrying member of Team Bayless
I believe in Greg Oden
by blazeraddict on Nov 5, 2009 9:28 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
based on what?
i’m getting the feeling Bayless isn’t gonna be here in 2 years.
by DrivetheLane on Nov 5, 2009 9:29 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
It sounds like Nate is at least leaning toward starting Miller
and if he’s not Brandon’s personal caddy anymore, Blake is useless. Bayless and Rudy would be a nasty up tempo backcourt, especially if you have #25 running with them too. Have Rudy run the offense in the halfcourt, and let Bayless guard the PG and attack the rim. I hope Bayless seizes the opportunity and rips Blake’s job/minutes, and it starts in practice.
I hate Comcast.
Card carrying member of Team Bayless
I believe in Greg Oden
by blazeraddict on Nov 5, 2009 9:32 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
i think you might be overoptimistic about Bayless.
he’s shown no ability to run an offense. He’s just an undersized 2 guard. and those guys don’t generally take games over. unless they’re AI circa 2001.
by DrivetheLane on Nov 5, 2009 9:40 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe
but he doesn’t need to run the offense to be successful in Portland. Rudy and/or Brandon can and already do do exactly that for stretches as it stands now. Bayless needs to be able to guard the PG. Keep Martell or Rudy on the court with him for shooting/floor balance. I think this could work
I hate Comcast.
Card carrying member of Team Bayless
I believe in Greg Oden
by blazeraddict on Nov 5, 2009 9:42 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
to me it seems like if the PG doesn't actively run the offense
in this system, all he needs to be able to do is hit a 3. And Bayless doesn’t do that. At best, Bayless could be Andre Miller (attacking the rim) without the passing skills. I’m also not sure why people think Bayless is a defensive asset. Blake and Miller aren’t good, but has Bayless shown he’s better?
by DrivetheLane on Nov 5, 2009 9:44 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
OH so now you care about PGs playing defense?
by Roybot on Nov 5, 2009 9:45 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I think the lack of 3 point shooting from Bayless
would be a non-factor as long as Rudy or Martell is on the court with him. I’m mainly looking at Bayless’ physical gifts (great quickness and strength) as my reasons for thinking he could (can’t say “is” until he does it) be a good defender. Especially in a division where you have big, physical PGs like Williams, Sessions, Billups, and Westbrook. Of the 3 palyers who can guard the point, Bayless has the best physical attributes for defensive purposes. Offensively, I see him as a Westbrook (best case) or Lou Williams/Monta Ellis type attacking the rim. Rudy and Brandon are both great facilitators who can make things happen with the ball, let them do that for the minutes Rex is out there.
I hate Comcast.
Card carrying member of Team Bayless
I believe in Greg Oden
by blazeraddict on Nov 5, 2009 9:51 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
if there were 2 3 point shooters out there with Bayless, maybe.
but he’d still need to be able to pass the ball to them adequately. and i’m not sure he’s shown he can do that.
i agree about him having the body to be a good defender.
by DrivetheLane on Nov 5, 2009 9:53 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Bayless could shoot in college
Its possible he could fix his shot.
by jksnake99 on Nov 5, 2009 9:54 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Agreed
I hate Comcast.
Card carrying member of Team Bayless
I believe in Greg Oden
by blazeraddict on Nov 5, 2009 9:54 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
all he's had to do since he got here is work on his stroke.
it is possible but it’s hard to say when he hasnt’ been playing a whole lot. it didn’t seem to improve last year, even when he had his extended run during Blake’s injury.
by DrivetheLane on Nov 5, 2009 9:56 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
that's a very small sample size
we need to see him this year.
by jksnake99 on Nov 5, 2009 9:58 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
seriously. he can’t watch blazer games. and no kirk and blair are killing? weak
lessssss go
by dougall5505 on Nov 5, 2009 9:29 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I've never had a just roommate
I’ve lived with my family, my sister for a bit, my wife’s family, and then with my wife. There’s been an occasional houseguest, but not really a roommate.
"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire
by idoltime on Nov 5, 2009 9:22 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
OK Dougall, you wanted a funny/disgusting/incredible/amazing/sad/whatever roommate story?
Freshman year, my roommate come in, bopping to some horrible music, and proceeds to insert a tampon, right there in front of me. To put it mildly, yucko.
She’s a shrink now. Just something to keep in mind, folks.
by Corvid on Nov 5, 2009 9:24 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
LOL
this is why i made the JD. finally some good stories
btw that is really gross
lessssss go
by dougall5505 on Nov 5, 2009 9:27 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
That's horrible.
I hate people who listen to bad music.
[idol runs away]
"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire
by idoltime on Nov 5, 2009 9:27 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
you shouldn’t hate someone for that. smh.
by portlandgiirl91 on Nov 5, 2009 9:29 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Sorry, I'm turning over a new leaf.
No more hating or changing my tampon in front of my roommates!
"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire
by idoltime on Nov 5, 2009 9:38 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
FLAG! FLAG! FLAG!
Get off my screen! Good grief, I’m going to puke
I hate Comcast.
Card carrying member of Team Bayless
I believe in Greg Oden
by blazeraddict on Nov 5, 2009 9:29 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Have you heard the tampon song?
Love.
by L-TrainFTW! on Nov 5, 2009 9:31 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I was a bad roommate in the navy
Wiped my butt with a roommates towel. I would pee in his lemonade. When I got away with it, my other roommate would go to the restroom, pee in a paper cup, then bring it to class and dump it in the lame roommates drink. He would also pleasure himself then rub it all over his hands then spread it on the lame roommates pillow.
I used to pee in a guys liquid laundry detergent and another guy that I hated, I peed in his toothpaste.
I did worse things but it’s NSEFBE
by tominhawaii on Nov 6, 2009 2:21 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
How do you get it in the toothpaste tube?
by Mortimer on Nov 6, 2009 2:22 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
It was half full
I blew in the end to make space, then got about a tablespoon in there and then squeezed it all in so he wouldn’t notice.
by tominhawaii on Nov 6, 2009 2:23 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
You deserved to get punched in the face.... Several times.....
lucky that you got away with it I suppose
by Rudiculous on Nov 6, 2009 2:28 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah
The only thing that I got caught on was peeing in an orange juice bottle. The guys still drank it and figured out it was me. He punched me.
by tominhawaii on Nov 6, 2009 2:29 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Collins is right
Timmy doesn’t look right
I hate Comcast.
Card carrying member of Team Bayless
I believe in Greg Oden
by blazeraddict on Nov 5, 2009 9:25 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Been watching that,he really cant get any lift with his left leg
by southern oregon on Nov 5, 2009 9:28 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah
I hope he gets better, Timmy is a solid individual, and this is probably the last hurrah for a great SA core
I hate Comcast.
Card carrying member of Team Bayless
I believe in Greg Oden
by blazeraddict on Nov 5, 2009 9:33 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I don't like SA losing today
I don’t want an angry Spurs team tomorrow.
Ideally, SA makes a great comeback and wins, then rests all their starters tomorrow.
by jksnake99 on Nov 5, 2009 9:28 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Back to back for Timmy and Co?
Love.
by L-TrainFTW! on Nov 5, 2009 9:29 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I drafted Manu with the 59th overall pick in the Blazersedge JDL
Fail.
by jksnake99 on Nov 5, 2009 9:29 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
or acting like he didn't actually foul?
can’t stand that guy.
by DrivetheLane on Nov 5, 2009 9:33 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
he's got game.
i just can’t stand watching him play it.
by DrivetheLane on Nov 5, 2009 9:36 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Like you said during the draft
You had to take risks!
I lost to Prez, you can’t top that. Lost BAD.
by Mortimer on Nov 5, 2009 9:32 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
KG with the 19th
Manu with the 59th.
Somehow I dominated my first matchup and am holding my own with Timblanasian. I have no idea how.
by jksnake99 on Nov 5, 2009 9:33 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I know why I am doing bad
My percentages have been AWFUL both weeks now. Both FGand FT.
My steals are dominant, blocks good, 3’s a little weak while JR Smith is out… but my FT and FG been much, much lower than expected.
by Mortimer on Nov 5, 2009 9:35 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I thought my other team (12 team league) was straight NASTY:
KD, Iggy, Crash, Baron, Biedrins, JSmoov, etc. but I’m getting destroyed because nobody is making a shot.
I’m about to trade JSmoov for Monta.
by jksnake99 on Nov 5, 2009 9:38 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
too bad JSmoov don't play PTB every day
"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire
by idoltime on Nov 5, 2009 9:39 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
your steals are straight ridiculous this week, plus you had players go tonight and we didn’t. We’ll see how it looks after my tandem of Hayes and Haywood gets done with you.
free bayless
by Cablinasian on Nov 5, 2009 10:42 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
When I came back to Portland for a week this summer I had it confirmed for me that NYC had turned me into an insufferable jerk. Well, I;m sure no one here is surprised.
"I could have done with other loves perhaps. But there it is, either you love or you don't" -SB
by nightbluefruit on Nov 5, 2009 9:37 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Not so. But here are the three things in portland I miss the most in NYC:
1. Beer
2. Bikes
3. Personal Space.
In that order.
"I could have done with other loves perhaps. But there it is, either you love or you don't" -SB
by nightbluefruit on Nov 5, 2009 9:39 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Do you ever miss not paying sales tax?
"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire
by idoltime on Nov 5, 2009 9:42 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
…the list goes on…
4. Affordable restaurants
5. Winco
6. Value Village
I’m sure no sales tax is in there somewhere.
"I could have done with other loves perhaps. But there it is, either you love or you don't" -SB
by nightbluefruit on Nov 5, 2009 9:43 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
What borough you from? The Bronx?
Love.
by L-TrainFTW! on Nov 5, 2009 9:45 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I live in manhattan, but if you have a decent arm you can tag mott haven with a baseball from my bedroom window.
"I could have done with other loves perhaps. But there it is, either you love or you don't" -SB
by nightbluefruit on Nov 5, 2009 9:47 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
You go to Little Odessa often?
Love.
by L-TrainFTW! on Nov 5, 2009 9:50 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
It’s a real long trip on the subway, but I’ve been a couple times. The food there is really good and I like the beach there better than the other Brooklyn beaches (Coney is awful but everybody knows that). I have a friend that speaks russian and when she goes I ask her to take me with, just because she gets better service and knows what to order.
Why? Are you from around there? Family there?
"I could have done with other loves perhaps. But there it is, either you love or you don't" -SB
by nightbluefruit on Nov 5, 2009 9:53 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Part I
I forget the total chronology of these roomate events, but let me try and recreate them
live in a house with 5 other people. One of the roommates has a cool girlfriend that he takes for granted, so me and my other roommate E, start hanging out with her to the extent that we take her out for valentine’s day as her BF is too busy. A communal girlfriend, if you will.
communal girlfriend breaks up with our roommate so now it is on between E and I to jump on it. First opportunity is a group outing for St Patricks day, but I am feeling hella sick, but I feel I have also put sometime in on this one and dont want let E get the upper hand so I go along. Crappy night that sees me getting into a fight with a patron and a bouncer at Kell’s, followed by me throwing up for hours on end in the bathroom while E makes out with communal girlfriend, and turns communal girlfriend into his his girlfriend. Meanwhile, it turns out I have pneumonia and spend a couple of days in the hospital.
I will update this with part II when I see fit
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 9:37 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
I wonder how Duncan
will look in the 2nd leg of the back-to-back. He’s definitely gimpy
I hate Comcast.
Card carrying member of Team Bayless
I believe in Greg Oden
by blazeraddict on Nov 5, 2009 9:38 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
not that it matters
Rebounds is the only close category.
by jksnake99 on Nov 5, 2009 9:40 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Blair :(
I hate Comcast.
Card carrying member of Team Bayless
I believe in Greg Oden
by blazeraddict on Nov 5, 2009 9:45 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
I still haven't let CP3 go
I hold on to things things for a long time.
by jksnake99 on Nov 5, 2009 9:48 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
sounds like a good way to become a bitter fan.
it never does any good to dwell on the stuff you could have had but don’t. the point is, you don’t have it. let it go, man. just let it go. it’s over.
by DrivetheLane on Nov 5, 2009 9:50 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
If the mighty king of Cleveland can go 3 & 3 I guess the Blazers at 3 & 3 wouldn’t be all that bad.
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
by Blazer1342 on Nov 5, 2009 9:45 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Not that I’m expecting a huge outpouring of emotion, but Claude Levi-Strauss died the other day. I was sad, mostly because I always liked pointing out that the father of structuralist thought had outlived every meaningful post-structuralist.
And we still have very little idea of what he was getting at.
"I could have done with other loves perhaps. But there it is, either you love or you don't" -SB
by nightbluefruit on Nov 5, 2009 9:45 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Future generations will love him. Or forget him.
But slowly things happen that they cannot help and the Blazers Fellowship of the Ring begins to break apart
by Norsktroll on Nov 5, 2009 11:35 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I really hate the Jazz
Jazz and Nuggets are my two most hated teams. Lakers are 3rd.
by jksnake99 on Nov 5, 2009 9:49 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
L*kers will always be most hated for me.
Jazz are second. Nuggets are getting there.
by DrivetheLane on Nov 5, 2009 9:50 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
You cant find a place in you heart for Memphis?
by southern oregon on Nov 5, 2009 9:51 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
No point in hating really really bad teams.
by Roybot on Nov 5, 2009 9:51 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I like watching that team
Houston, New York, New Jersey and the Clips are my favorite non-Blazer teams.
by jksnake99 on Nov 5, 2009 9:51 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I like the
Clippers
Bulls
Pistons
Love.
by L-TrainFTW! on Nov 5, 2009 9:52 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
my favorite non-Blazer team
is LeBron.
by DrivetheLane on Nov 5, 2009 9:54 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
nope.
I’m a big LeBron fan. gotta respect that kind of all around talent. plus, by all accounts, he’s a good guy and a good teammate. what’s not to like?
by DrivetheLane on Nov 5, 2009 9:57 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Can’t reveal my source, but I think you’ve taken the bait with the “good guy” thing.
"I could have done with other loves perhaps. But there it is, either you love or you don't" -SB
by nightbluefruit on Nov 5, 2009 9:58 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
that's very possible.
all i have to go on is what i read. but i’m sure there’s a lot of stuff that doesn’t get printed. I don’t know about that though. I tried to qualify the statement :)
by DrivetheLane on Nov 5, 2009 9:59 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Plus he's such a whiner.
Just like Manu. And he’s a bad sport.
by Roybot on Nov 5, 2009 10:00 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
he doesn't whine like Manu.
you know that. why bad sport? if it’s cause of the handshake thing, I thought that was blown way out of proportion. total non-story in my mind.
by DrivetheLane on Nov 5, 2009 10:02 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
He whines a lot.
I know that. And I don’t think the handshake thing was blown out of proportion. He’s used to getting his way and when he didn’t he acted like a baby.
by Roybot on Nov 5, 2009 10:03 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
disagree.
i guess he whines as much as any other big star in the NBA. but not like Manu.
he just lost a big playoff series. any handshake would have been insincere anyway. not shaking hands after a game happens all the time. all the time. the only reason that got mentioned is cause it was LeBron.
by DrivetheLane on Nov 5, 2009 10:05 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Yes, and big stars whine too much.
I feel differently about the handshake thing but I’m just gonna let it go.
by Roybot on Nov 5, 2009 10:07 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
after the next Blazer game
watch how many people on each team bother to shake hands after the game. just sayin. i’ll let it go too.
by DrivetheLane on Nov 5, 2009 10:08 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
End of the Eastern Conference Finals is different.
"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire
by idoltime on Nov 5, 2009 10:10 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Exactly.
Especially when you are the star of your team.
by Roybot on Nov 5, 2009 10:13 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
And the supposed MVP.
And the face of the NBA.
"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire
by idoltime on Nov 5, 2009 10:14 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
i hated when he didn't shake hands
I cried, and I cried but I could not wash the reality of what I had witnessed from out my eyes. It was like when I found out that Michael Landon was a devil-worshipper
I would give it all up for a billion dollars
by Tyler Durrden on Nov 5, 2009 10:17 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
And his real name was something lame like
Shelly Mencklewitzstein or whatever.
by Mortimer on Nov 5, 2009 10:19 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Marion Tiki Wayne
I would give it all up for a billion dollars
by Tyler Durrden on Nov 5, 2009 10:19 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
EVEN WORSE
Being born with a bad name is inexcusable.
by Mortimer on Nov 5, 2009 10:21 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Say that to Dick Butkis’ gnarled face.
"I could have done with other loves perhaps. But there it is, either you love or you don't" -SB
by nightbluefruit on Nov 5, 2009 10:22 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
God chose the right person to give that name to.
by Mortimer on Nov 5, 2009 10:22 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I know a guy named Dick Kinner
I would give it all up for a billion dollars
by Tyler Durrden on Nov 5, 2009 10:25 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
My Calculus teacher was named Dick Large
Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it
by The Arkitect on Nov 5, 2009 10:26 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
yup… true story… he also got forced into early retirement to dodge a sexual harassment complaint
Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it
by The Arkitect on Nov 5, 2009 10:28 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
no, I’m not kidding… also not drunk
Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it
by The Arkitect on Nov 5, 2009 10:29 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
It's more fun
to pretend like you are drunk.
by Roybot on Nov 5, 2009 10:30 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I know, and far be it from me to ruin the illusion… would it blow your mind if I told you there was a guy who played basketball for UO’s championship team that was named Dick Army and he was a rear admiral in the Navy?
Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it
by The Arkitect on Nov 5, 2009 10:34 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
That is pretty funny.
My mind is not blown though.
by Roybot on Nov 5, 2009 10:36 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I knew a guy named
Penis Faced Vagina
I would give it all up for a billion dollars
by Tyler Durrden on Nov 5, 2009 10:38 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
you know what drunks always say
“i’m not drunk”
take that dad Ark
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 10:54 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
hahaha
Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it
by The Arkitect on Nov 5, 2009 10:55 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I know you made that up.
"I could have done with other loves perhaps. But there it is, either you love or you don't" -SB
by nightbluefruit on Nov 5, 2009 10:28 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Is that who Tiki Barber is named after? If so, I hope john Wayne’s corpse exhumes itself and beats the living hell out of Tiki, because, seriously folks, he is the worst sports personality EVER. And I’m including Joe Montana and Kareem.
"I could have done with other loves perhaps. But there it is, either you love or you don't" -SB
by nightbluefruit on Nov 5, 2009 10:21 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
If that happens there might be an incomprehensible, space-time rift created
due to the fact that John Wayne’s ghost most deadly, ethereal weapon is his Ectoplasm coated, impacted beef-colon.
I have become death,
destroyer of worlds
Signed, John (Marion) Wayne’s Dead Beef Colon
I would give it all up for a billion dollars
by Tyler Durrden on Nov 5, 2009 10:25 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Somewhere in heaven, John Wayne and Robert Oppenheimer are beating the bejesus out of one another.
And by heaven I mean the balmy depths of hell.
"I could have done with other loves perhaps. But there it is, either you love or you don't" -SB
by nightbluefruit on Nov 5, 2009 10:27 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Heaven is
John Wayne punching out Hitler on top of the Statue of Liberty for eternity.
by Mortimer on Nov 5, 2009 10:28 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
And making out with lady liberty afterward.
"I could have done with other loves perhaps. But there it is, either you love or you don't" -SB
by nightbluefruit on Nov 5, 2009 10:29 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
hey, what'd hitler ever do to you?
I would give it all up for a billion dollars
by Tyler Durrden on Nov 5, 2009 10:29 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
self flag
I would give it all up for a billion dollars
by Tyler Durrden on Nov 5, 2009 10:30 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Is Chuck Norris smiling down upon them because he is God?
Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it
by The Arkitect on Nov 5, 2009 10:30 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Chuck Norris carries their dirty jockstraps
Michael Dudikoff ranks higher than Norris in Heaven.
by Mortimer on Nov 5, 2009 10:31 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
dude
dudikoff rules
I would give it all up for a billion dollars
by Tyler Durrden on Nov 5, 2009 10:32 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
God is what Chuck Norris puts on his toast in the morning.
"I could have done with other loves perhaps. But there it is, either you love or you don't" -SB
by nightbluefruit on Nov 5, 2009 10:32 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Braylon Edwards?
You New Yorkers always stick together
I hate Comcast.
Card carrying member of Team Bayless
I believe in Greg Oden
by blazeraddict on Nov 5, 2009 10:00 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Ha ha! Yes. You got me.
By the way, I gave Braylon a high five the other day and his hand slipped off mine like a bead of rainwater off a gore-tex jacket.
"I could have done with other loves perhaps. But there it is, either you love or you don't" -SB
by nightbluefruit on Nov 5, 2009 10:05 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
There is careful image manipulation going on… I feel like I should like him but I don’t.
free bayless
by Cablinasian on Nov 5, 2009 10:44 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
He's definitely very talented.
Love.
by L-TrainFTW! on Nov 5, 2009 10:00 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I feel sorry for the city of memphis, for having a team that crappy.
I would give it all up for a billion dollars
by Tyler Durrden on Nov 5, 2009 9:52 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I don't see how their that awful
I actually like their core (Mayo, Gay, Conley, Gasol)
I hate Comcast.
Card carrying member of Team Bayless
I believe in Greg Oden
by blazeraddict on Nov 5, 2009 9:53 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Lemme fix it for you
I actually like their core (-Mayo-, Gay, Conley, Gasol)
by Mortimer on Nov 5, 2009 9:55 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Well Mayo is okay I guess
Just such low percentage shots and not much passing in a short SG…
by Mortimer on Nov 5, 2009 9:55 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I think it's just a perfect storm of mediocrity
ownership doesn’t care about winning, fans are fairweather after being burned so many times, talent is underpaid, under-appreciated, under-utilized, and under-hyped…
I would give it all up for a billion dollars
by Tyler Durrden on Nov 5, 2009 9:55 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Hate Lakers, Jazz, Celtics, Sonics in that order
Have always irrationally liked the Hawks and the Warriors. And whoever is playing the Lakers.
"I could have done with other loves perhaps. But there it is, either you love or you don't" -SB
by nightbluefruit on Nov 5, 2009 9:55 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Warriors like to beat us though.
Love.
by L-TrainFTW! on Nov 5, 2009 9:56 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Hate Lakers, Celtics, Jazz, Thunder
Hate the existence of the Thunder, I don’t mind their players.
Lakers are just evil.
I’ve always liked watching the Knicks even at their worst, Clips the same, watching the Warriors makes me angry at Nelly but still fun… and really, whoever the young developing teams are, I like watching them and judging their young talent harshly.
by Mortimer on Nov 5, 2009 9:57 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
The Knicks are fun to watch this year,I would have rather clawed my eyes out then
Watch Tomas “coach” Starbury.
by southern oregon on Nov 5, 2009 9:59 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
What a terrible idea. Why in the world would they switch the order of the flag/rec buttons?
Love.
by L-TrainFTW! on Nov 5, 2009 9:51 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
I'm at the bar...and I'm here to tell you mobile commenting DOES work.
Sort of. It took me 4 minutes to get logged in and scroll and the way down here.
by prezofdeath on Nov 5, 2009 9:52 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Also, everytime someone comments, the screen goes beserko.
by prezofdeath on Nov 5, 2009 9:53 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
mine doesn't do that
I would give it all up for a billion dollars
by Tyler Durrden on Nov 5, 2009 9:56 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Why doesn't Sloan have Fesenko just completely club Tony Parker as he comes down the lane?
Prison rules. TRACTOR RULES, for it to make sense for Sloan.
by Mortimer on Nov 5, 2009 9:54 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
What happens on Sloan’s tractor, STAYS on Sloan’s tractor.
"I could have done with other loves perhaps. But there it is, either you love or you don't" -SB
by nightbluefruit on Nov 5, 2009 10:00 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Who would you rather start a franchise with?
D Will
Tony Parker
both in their prime
Love.
by L-TrainFTW! on Nov 5, 2009 9:55 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
D Will
Much better passer, is a beast.
It’d be a nobrainer if he’d stop combing his hair forward and cutting it straight across to pretend that is his actual hairline. GIMME A BREAK.
Parker is good but not a good defender, not a great passer, but unstoppable getting to the rack and a one man fast break.
It’s a tough decision. I like Parker with Roy more, actually.
by Mortimer on Nov 5, 2009 9:58 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
What the hell is UP with his hair?!
It’s uglyyyyyyyy.
by Roybot on Nov 5, 2009 10:01 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
He is balding and trying to pretend he isn't
Makes it look very dumb.
by Mortimer on Nov 5, 2009 10:02 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
D-Will
I like big guards, and the guy is a technician out there. Not knocking Parker at all, but Williams is a close #2 to CP3 in my mind, so I’ll take him over pretty much any PG
I hate Comcast.
Card carrying member of Team Bayless
I believe in Greg Oden
by blazeraddict on Nov 5, 2009 9:59 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Williams is nowhere near the player CP3 is.
by jksnake99 on Nov 5, 2009 9:59 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I think it's close
Nowhere near as quick, but his all around game is mazing. Of course, he has much more to work with than Paul, so he doesn’t have to do as much
I hate Comcast.
Card carrying member of Team Bayless
I believe in Greg Oden
by blazeraddict on Nov 5, 2009 10:02 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
there is literally nothing DWill is better at.
Adjusted for pace, Paul gets more assists, more steals, more rebounds, more points (and more efficiently) and turns it over less.
Statistically, there is an enormous gap.
by jksnake99 on Nov 5, 2009 10:05 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
IT AIN'T ALL ABOUT THE STATS, SNAKE
Love.
by L-TrainFTW! on Nov 5, 2009 10:06 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Didn't know about the rebounding
I think williams could score like Paul, but again, Paul needs to go 25 and 15 nightly for NO to win – and more often than not he does. I think I am mainly impressed with the way Williams quarterbacks the Jazz, he’s an extension of Sloan even in ways that don’t show up in a stat sheet. Complete control of the game. I’d still take Paul 100 times out of 100, but Williams is a strong #2 at that position.
I hate Comcast.
Card carrying member of Team Bayless
I believe in Greg Oden
by blazeraddict on Nov 5, 2009 10:09 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
2009 rebound rates – 8.7 to 4.6, Yes, that’s nearly double.
free bayless
by Cablinasian on Nov 5, 2009 10:48 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
so we got back onto SO's topic from the dead JD?
I wish I wouldn’t have blown my hate-wad all over that one, before it got blown up
I would give it all up for a billion dollars
by Tyler Durrden on Nov 5, 2009 9:58 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
A few people got to "express themselves",it was pretty funny
by southern oregon on Nov 5, 2009 10:02 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I enjoyed myself.
"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire
by idoltime on Nov 5, 2009 10:03 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I got so pizzed here today that I almost banned myself
by tominhawaii on Nov 6, 2009 2:31 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Why, what happened?
Did you venture into the sidebar again?!
by Mortimer on Nov 6, 2009 2:31 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
A little of both
I miss legitimate arguments with Jake and AK.
by tominhawaii on Nov 6, 2009 2:32 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Are people being unreasonable?
I ain’t spent the time reading anything that looked boring, and most of it looks boring over there right now.
I liked Norsks’s a lot, and Jake’s, but basically anyone with the generic star avatar I skipped.
by Mortimer on Nov 6, 2009 2:34 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Everyone just keeps saying what is wrong and placing blame
I was like, “No duh, we all watched the game. Come up with a better resolution besides, ‘Fire Nate.’”
by tominhawaii on Nov 6, 2009 2:36 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Wait till we go on our win streak later this month
The endless run of CHAMPIONSHIP HERE WE COME posts will be equally annoying.
by Mortimer on Nov 6, 2009 2:42 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah
You’d think I’d be used to it by now. I think it’s best if I just stop commenting out of the JD.Everyone knows I’m joking and when I’m serious, people think I’m joking.
by tominhawaii on Nov 6, 2009 2:44 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I love when you're serious
You always get the “LOL TOM IS BEING SERIOUS OR I DON’T GET THE JOKE” comments.
During the emotional swells, I don’t go into a lot of fanposts unless it seems interesting. Most any trade post, blame post, or whatever I don’t go into when we’re being emo as a fanbase.
by Mortimer on Nov 6, 2009 2:46 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
The front page is just as bad
Ben and Dave can’t post anything without it being taken over by something unrelated to subject of the post.
by tominhawaii on Nov 6, 2009 2:48 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I'm on the fence
I can only be sarcastic for so long, and everyone expects me to be sarcastic. I miss the days of a new guys unloading on me.
by tominhawaii on Nov 6, 2009 1:13 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
kitten-mittens on it's always sunny tonight
I would give it all up for a billion dollars
by Tyler Durrden on Nov 5, 2009 9:59 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
AK 47 is looking particularly goofy this evening
It’s like a 6’8 Woody Harrelson with hair
I hate Comcast.
Card carrying member of Team Bayless
I believe in Greg Oden
by blazeraddict on Nov 5, 2009 10:04 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Wow, sick pass from Williams
I hate Comcast.
Card carrying member of Team Bayless
I believe in Greg Oden
by blazeraddict on Nov 5, 2009 10:05 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
i gotta get up for work.
i hope you all have a good night!
by DrivetheLane on Nov 5, 2009 10:07 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Raymond Felton has 18 assists and 20 turnovers.
Love.
by L-TrainFTW! on Nov 5, 2009 10:10 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
SA should probably give up on this one
I hate Comcast.
Card carrying member of Team Bayless
I believe in Greg Oden
by blazeraddict on Nov 5, 2009 10:11 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
I think Portland should really attack tomorrow
especially Duncan. He doesn’t look right, if LMA can draw a couple reach fouls on him it would set the stage nicely.
I hate Comcast.
Card carrying member of Team Bayless
I believe in Greg Oden
by blazeraddict on Nov 5, 2009 10:14 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
those would be the first two fouls LMA has ever drawn
Sorry, couldn’t resist.
by jksnake99 on Nov 5, 2009 10:15 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, it will get better.
Don’t fret, my friend.
by Roybot on Nov 5, 2009 10:20 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I teed you up
should have seen it coming
I hate Comcast.
Card carrying member of Team Bayless
I believe in Greg Oden
by blazeraddict on Nov 5, 2009 10:15 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
ok time for some garbage time fantasy stats for Hill and Blair
by jksnake99 on Nov 5, 2009 10:13 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Been keeping my eye on Blair,not that impressed
by southern oregon on Nov 5, 2009 10:14 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
He's been a lot more impressive than Pendergraph and Cunningham.
by jksnake99 on Nov 5, 2009 10:15 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
really?
I think having surgery on your hip is pretty damn impressive.
by Roybot on Nov 5, 2009 10:16 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
you would be reeeeeeeeealy impressed with my grandmarm.
"I could have done with other loves perhaps. But there it is, either you love or you don't" -SB
by nightbluefruit on Nov 5, 2009 10:18 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
There's a lotta life left in those hips
I’ll tell you about it one day.
by Mortimer on Nov 5, 2009 10:19 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
She's a spunky lady
You were lucky to have her.
"I could have done with other loves perhaps. But there it is, either you love or you don't" -SB
by nightbluefruit on Nov 5, 2009 10:23 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I didn't have her
I took her.
Or rather, she took me.
Made a man out of me.
I may have broke her hip, but she broke… my heart.
by Mortimer on Nov 5, 2009 10:24 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Did she at least give you a handful of smarties as she showed you the door?
"I could have done with other loves perhaps. But there it is, either you love or you don't" -SB
by nightbluefruit on Nov 5, 2009 10:26 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Just a moonpie :-(
Gave me a check for 3 dollars for my birthday and set me on my way.
by Mortimer on Nov 5, 2009 10:27 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
was it a check or a US Savings Bond?
"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire
by idoltime on Nov 5, 2009 10:28 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Because those bonds are only worth the full value if you wait forever.
"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire
by idoltime on Nov 5, 2009 10:29 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Was it in an age-inappropriate card? And was the card potentially purchased over twenty years ago?
"I could have done with other loves perhaps. But there it is, either you love or you don't" -SB
by nightbluefruit on Nov 5, 2009 10:28 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
It was a bear playing baseball on the cover
I could hardly read the inside through the tears in my eyes… but it was something about “Have a bear-able Birthday”
by Mortimer on Nov 5, 2009 10:30 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
To be fair I was 8 years old
I’ve been a man for a while now.
by Mortimer on Nov 5, 2009 10:30 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
If my experience “bears” out, the card had a giant 4 on the front.
"I could have done with other loves perhaps. But there it is, either you love or you don't" -SB
by nightbluefruit on Nov 5, 2009 10:31 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
If she's had more than one consider my mind blown.
by Roybot on Nov 5, 2009 10:19 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
That’s right son, two hips REPLACED.
And you know what? She calls to complain about it ALL THE TIME.
"I could have done with other loves perhaps. But there it is, either you love or you don't" -SB
by nightbluefruit on Nov 5, 2009 10:23 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I'm sorry about breaking the 2nd one.
by Mortimer on Nov 5, 2009 10:23 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
She said you earned it the hard way.
"I could have done with other loves perhaps. But there it is, either you love or you don't" -SB
by nightbluefruit on Nov 5, 2009 10:24 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
but you dont feel bad about breaking the first one?
by southern oregon on Nov 5, 2009 10:25 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
That one was on purpose
It’s similar to those people who liked to be strangled during it.
The trick is to break the hip at the exact right moment.
by Mortimer on Nov 5, 2009 10:26 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
First time I have seen him,I doubt he will ever be able to defend bigs in the NBA
by southern oregon on Nov 5, 2009 10:17 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
he will never be a good defender
He is already a top 5 rebounder per minute in the NBA though, and an efficient scorer. A fantastic guy to have off your bench. Worthy of a top 15 pick.
by jksnake99 on Nov 5, 2009 10:18 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
How many minutes do you think he would have this year as a Blazer?
by southern oregon on Nov 5, 2009 10:21 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
total… for the whole season?
Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it
by The Arkitect on Nov 5, 2009 10:22 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
do you prefer Outlaw as a backup 4?
I certainly do not.
by jksnake99 on Nov 5, 2009 10:23 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I am undecided as of yet… if we become the running team that people keep saying we want to be, then it could work ala Frye as a C in Phoenix…
Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it
by The Arkitect on Nov 5, 2009 10:25 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
And Frye was ploooooooding
He still isn’t a good runner, he hits jumpers in the halfcourt set.
by Mortimer on Nov 5, 2009 10:26 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
just like Travis?
Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it
by The Arkitect on Nov 5, 2009 10:31 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Why don't some people still not accept that fact?
If coaches have control over anything on the court, it’s pace.
As history indicates, Nate McMillan dictates a slow-paced offense.
I, too, like slow-paced offenses, although I prefer one that relies more heavily on pick-and-rolls — particularly with the 4, though — and plays ran through the pivotman when he posts up down on the low block.
I still enjoy the occasional iso run by the 2, long-range bombs by the 3 and 1 from kickouts, basline cuts by the 3 to the basket, et cetera. First and foremost, however, is that running the offense through the interior is of the utmost importance
Dear Paul Allen:
Fire Nate McMillan & hire Jeff Van Gundy.
Sincerely,
AK1984
by AK1984 on Nov 5, 2009 10:42 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Why don’t some people still not accept the fact?
that coaches can change their style to suit the personnel they have on the floor
Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it
by The Arkitect on Nov 5, 2009 10:45 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Nate had very different personnel in Seattle than he does here
and he runs the same system. Nate either has no desire or no ability to adapt.
by jksnake99 on Nov 5, 2009 10:46 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I'd go with "no desire" in this case, but it still baffles me ...
that many people don’t realize how pace is literally the one thing that coaches have control over more than anything—even personnel.
Dear Paul Allen:
Fire Nate McMillan & hire Jeff Van Gundy.
Sincerely,
AK1984
by AK1984 on Nov 5, 2009 10:48 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
rotation?
Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it
by The Arkitect on Nov 5, 2009 10:48 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Yes, because injuries can affect a team's rotation.
Again, coaches have control over their team’s pace more than anything else on the court.
Dear Paul Allen:
Fire Nate McMillan & hire Jeff Van Gundy.
Sincerely,
AK1984
by AK1984 on Nov 5, 2009 11:01 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I havn’t lost faith yet… not saying it won’t happen, but 5 games is 5 games… and there is still time to work it out
Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it
by The Arkitect on Nov 5, 2009 10:48 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Take all of Howards minutes thus far
Blair would be playing like 35 minutes a night thus far, with Oden and Joel’s foul probs.
by Mortimer on Nov 5, 2009 10:23 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
There will be an angry group of Spurs in the RG tomorrow
by jksnake99 on Nov 5, 2009 10:14 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
They've lost before
I see them being okay with losing OR winning.
by Mortimer on Nov 5, 2009 10:15 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
They were worse off last season to start the year
I think they especially are a big picture team and don’t get all fired up after a loss on the road.
by Mortimer on Nov 5, 2009 10:16 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I'm worried about Parker
he should be able to expoit Miller and Blake, which could lead to another 16 minute night for GO
I hate Comcast.
Card carrying member of Team Bayless
I believe in Greg Oden
by blazeraddict on Nov 5, 2009 10:15 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Deron is like 2 strands away from a combover
Very dangerously combover-esque for a NBA player.
by Mortimer on Nov 5, 2009 10:23 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Look at this:
http://basketball.fantasysports.yahoo.com/nba/249270/10?date=2009-11-06&stat1=S&stat2=D
My whole FBB team plays tommorow.
Love.
by L-TrainFTW! on Nov 5, 2009 10:24 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
A. your link doesn’t work and
2. it’s Friday night, everybody’s team plays
Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it
by The Arkitect on Nov 5, 2009 10:33 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
C. Nobody cares about my FBB team
Love.
by L-TrainFTW! on Nov 5, 2009 10:34 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
haha
I just noticed he did A and then 2 instead of B.
by Roybot on Nov 5, 2009 10:50 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
my homage to the Nuggets fans
Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it
by The Arkitect on Nov 5, 2009 10:51 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
I am 10.000 spoons when all he needs is a knife
Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it
by The Arkitect on Nov 5, 2009 10:35 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Night everyone. It’s been swell.
"I could have done with other loves perhaps. But there it is, either you love or you don't" -SB
by nightbluefruit on Nov 5, 2009 10:32 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
I'm going to
I would give it all up for a billion dollars
by Tyler Durrden on Nov 5, 2009 10:36 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs