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JD - 11/5 Dirty Socks will dress up as a woman


In case you all didn't know, Galactic Love and Starvin Marvin (aka Dirty Socks aka Da Roybot aka the self proclaimed best bowler of BE who was beaten by Prez, Xman, and myself ) have quite the wager going on.  In the near future the two of them will be bowling for very high stakes.  If Starvin Marvin can beat G. Love by more than 100 pins, she will buy courtside seats for Mr. Marvin.  However, if Miss G. Love can beat Marvin straight up, he will need to dress up in women's clothes, complete with full makeup (and be paraded around the RG at a game).  These are pretty high stakes for both of these bowlers, and since G. Love is spending all of her free time training to beat Marvin, I decided to take it upon myself to ask BE what outfit should Tyler wear when he loses.

First...we have the cheerleader outfit

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via 2.bp.blogspot.com

2nd we have the school girl outfit (red and black obviously)

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3rd we class things up a little with an evening gown

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4th or we can take the casual approach like Tyler's favorite celeb, Audrina

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via www.celebritybeautybuzz.com

Poll
What outfit should Starvin Marvin (Tyler) wear when Galactic Love beats him at bowling?
1 - dancer's catsuit
14 votes
2 - schoolgirl outfit
10 votes
3 - evening gown
9 votes
4 - casual outfit
1 votes

34 votes | Poll has closed

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lol best jd ever

DS aka TRB aka SM aka TSPBBOBEWGBBPXALUHB

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 5, 2009 12:04 AM PST reply actions   1 recs

to finish my thought

he needs to learn how to make smart bets

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 5, 2009 12:05 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Funny,I just got the low down on another g-love bet.

So, damn, cloudy, is it too early to begin the VOIDH chant?

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 5, 2009 5:56 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

and

Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."

by Blazer1342 on Nov 5, 2009 5:58 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I wouldn't want to say it on-BEdge.

I’ll e-mail you. I am starting to worry that ms. love has a gambling problem.

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 5, 2009 6:13 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

imma fix that for you

“I’ll e-mail you. I am starting to worry hope that ms. love has a gambling problem.”

Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."

by Blazer1342 on Nov 5, 2009 6:37 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

good looking out

g-love’s biggest gambling problem is not having a bet with me yet.

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 5, 2009 6:44 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

she told you?

and I think i deserve an e-fist bump for this.

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 5, 2009 11:12 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

she did!

You deserve three e-fist bumps! And seventy-seven more if you win.

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 5, 2009 11:45 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

lol i think i do too

did she tell you what the bet is?

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 5, 2009 11:48 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

not the conditions

just her terms

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 5, 2009 11:48 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

She was very insistent that the conditions of the bet not be revealed.

For the “purity of the game”.

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 5, 2009 11:51 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

sounds reasonable

i am surprised she told you the terms though

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 5, 2009 11:55 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I kind of am, too.

But not as surprised as I am that she accepted those terms.

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 5, 2009 11:58 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

lol

well if you saw our conversation above that, you would understand…

ask her to email you her “list”

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 5, 2009 11:58 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

haha ok I will

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 5, 2009 12:03 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

the self proclaimed best bowler of BEdge who got beat by prez, xman, and i using house balls

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 5, 2009 12:06 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

LOL

Senior Asian ambassador of Blazers Edge

by Philthyanimal on Nov 5, 2009 12:07 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

hahhaah

here’s what Philthy told me…DS is the John Van Velde of Bowling…

when there’s competition, he disappears

by broyposse on Nov 5, 2009 12:08 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

philthy is the greg oden of bowling

choked under pressure and lost to DS by 1 pin

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by Philthyanimal on Nov 5, 2009 12:09 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

hmmm

i think DS will be dis-respecting all cross dressers

by broyposse on Nov 5, 2009 12:06 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

I think really glamoured up in a ballgown

His hair up, his makeup dazzling, like he’s on a red carpet, would be nice at a blazer game.

by Mortimer on Nov 5, 2009 1:04 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

He'd prolly look good like that

He’s cute and has soft looking skin.

by Mortimer on Nov 5, 2009 1:37 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

bubble butts on boys are so cute

by portlandgiirl91 on Nov 5, 2009 1:43 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

personal

does your wife have a bubble butt?

It would seem an odd trait on an asian lady

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 1:48 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

No

I’m normally into petite athletic bodies with little boobs and a cute butt. My wife has no butt, huge boobs, and is not athletic.

by tominhawaii on Nov 5, 2009 1:49 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

but she roped you in like no other

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 1:52 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

healthcare=boobies

got it

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 1:56 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I was unemployed and needed insurance

Now I’m in it for the free drinks at bars.

by tominhawaii on Nov 5, 2009 1:57 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

have you switched off the script of magnum PI and onto cocktail?

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 1:58 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

what if SM collectively gays up BE

maybe we should change this bet unless we are collectively willing to make some life changes

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 1:43 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I think if you're into him though

It TECHNICALLY doesn’t count as gay.

Like an Asian tranny. They are feminine enough where it can go either way.

by Mortimer on Nov 5, 2009 1:44 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I just dont have attire to make the switch

I have a lifetime invested in wearing sweats and I am not going to give that up for mere carnal pleasure

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 1:46 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

not when I go to outback steakhouse

de classe

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 1:48 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

BE does need a gay guy

I guess we need more black guys too. Since Junior got banned.

by tominhawaii on Nov 5, 2009 1:50 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

that would be pretty sweet, although I have 2 token gay friends on FB right now, so I need to cut one and not add another.

no token black friends right now

why did junior get banned?

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 1:53 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I have 3 token gays on FB

I need to start making cuts or order some appletinis

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 1:53 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Yup

He called me honkey and everyone flagged it.

by tominhawaii on Nov 5, 2009 1:54 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

really

I want that to be true

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 1:56 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

lol

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 5, 2009 11:13 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

respect his fresh.

free bayless

by Cablinasian on Nov 5, 2009 12:09 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

DS just wants to meet glove

Its worth dressing up in drag for him

by Rudiculous on Nov 5, 2009 12:10 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

he still could easily have made a way better bet

i speak the truth

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 5, 2009 12:12 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Its a terrible bet. AWFUL

Even if you give me 9:1 odds, I dont bet dressing in drag and being paraded around the RG against prime ass blazer tickets. I will watch it on tv or sit in the 300 level thank you very much…

by Rudiculous on Nov 5, 2009 12:15 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

soooo

how bout toasters these days. i mean whats up with that!? ha ha

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Nov 5, 2009 12:11 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

if they did a pinwheel one

i will buy it instantly.

Senior Asian ambassador of Blazers Edge

by Philthyanimal on Nov 5, 2009 12:12 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

no, it’s the guy from Napoleon Dynamite. They look remarkably similar.

by medmelon on Nov 5, 2009 12:44 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

That does look like a male-to-female transgender in that schoolgirl picture up there.

Dear Paul Allen:

Fire Nate McMillan & hire Jeff Van Gundy.

Sincerely,
AK1984

by AK1984 on Nov 5, 2009 2:01 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

it looks like daryl hannah

is she on your list of gender benders?

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 2:02 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Well, there's a diference between transgender and intersex.

That aside, there’s no rumors of Daryl Hannah like there are of Jamie Lee Curtis.

Dear Paul Allen:

Fire Nate McMillan & hire Jeff Van Gundy.

Sincerely,
AK1984

by AK1984 on Nov 5, 2009 2:06 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Well, there’s a diference between transgender and intersex.

not when the lights go off

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 2:07 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

and she has to live in your tub due to high rent in LA

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 2:09 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

She's what I picture

Norsks’s girlfriend to look like.

Is her jaw bad? I didn’t even notice.

by Mortimer on Nov 5, 2009 2:11 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

If Rebecca Haarlow and Rudy had a kid

They’d have the crookedest jaw and smile ever. It’s mouth would be on the side of their cheek.

by Mortimer on Nov 5, 2009 2:12 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

lmao! that was good. but so true.

by portlandgiirl91 on Nov 5, 2009 2:13 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

LOL

Truth!!

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Nov 5, 2009 9:05 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Actually, there would be a difference.

Depending on whether or not the male-to-female transgender was pre-op or post-op, you’d have a full package or a surgerically created vagina. Regarding intersex folks, they often have an underdeveloped vagina paired with an macroclit/micropenis.

Dear Paul Allen:

Fire Nate McMillan & hire Jeff Van Gundy.

Sincerely,
AK1984

by AK1984 on Nov 5, 2009 2:13 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

When passions run wild

All that gunk don’t matter between the sheets.

by Mortimer on Nov 5, 2009 2:14 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I don't got enough passion to ignore certain, uh, "gunk." I'm ol'-fashioned that way.

Anyway, I can understand if this sidebar is deleted due to being a bit overly detailed in some ways.

Dear Paul Allen:

Fire Nate McMillan & hire Jeff Van Gundy.

Sincerely,
AK1984

by AK1984 on Nov 5, 2009 2:22 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

You didn't say anything bad

If someone flagged it, they have their head in the sand.

by tominhawaii on Nov 5, 2009 2:23 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

It could be a bit of an uncomfortable discussion for some folks, though.

On a side note, I just learned the clinical term for macroclit is clitoromegaly.

See, Google and Wikipedia are good for something.

Dear Paul Allen:

Fire Nate McMillan & hire Jeff Van Gundy.

Sincerely,
AK1984

by AK1984 on Nov 5, 2009 2:26 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Wow, I completely botched the word surgically.

I guess that’s much better than botching an actual surgery.

Yes, that’s a lame joke.

Dear Paul Allen:

Fire Nate McMillan & hire Jeff Van Gundy.

Sincerely,
AK1984

by AK1984 on Nov 5, 2009 2:14 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Ah, but there's no such thing.

Now, to be perfectly frank, it’s quite disappointing that many people don’t understand the difference between one being a genetic disorder (i.e., intersexuality) and the other being a personal choice made due to an identity crisis (i.e., transsexuality).

Dear Paul Allen:

Fire Nate McMillan & hire Jeff Van Gundy.

Sincerely,
AK1984

by AK1984 on Nov 5, 2009 2:18 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

its cool

the words macroclit/micropenis just make me a bit uncomfortable is all, but I am a sheltered little bitch

by Rudiculous on Nov 5, 2009 2:25 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

flag

for being sheltered

by broyposse on Nov 5, 2009 8:51 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

rec

for repeating macroclit/micropenis

14736251

by appel82 on Nov 5, 2009 8:55 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

So between even and +100 there’s nothing on the table?

Am I reading it correctly, there’s a dead zone in this bet.

Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."

by Blazer1342 on Nov 5, 2009 12:16 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

I don't think so...

If DS wins by 100 or more, great blazer seats on glove. If not, Darcells comes to the rose garden….

by Rudiculous on Nov 5, 2009 12:18 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

tyler says they havent decided on the rest of the bet yet

just the extremes so far.

Senior Asian ambassador of Blazers Edge

by Philthyanimal on Nov 5, 2009 12:18 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

No Dead Zone, No Dead Zone, No Dead Zone, No Dead Zone, No Dead Zone

Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."

by Blazer1342 on Nov 5, 2009 12:19 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

i dont think there is a dead zone

if he doesnt beat her by 100, he should suffer something less severe.

Senior Asian ambassador of Blazers Edge

by Philthyanimal on Nov 5, 2009 12:25 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

the dancers catsuit is cute

by portlandgiirl91 on Nov 5, 2009 12:34 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

R U kidding me?

It’s horribly trashy.

"We believe" -Rudy Fernandez

by twiggs on Nov 5, 2009 6:58 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

yes, but pgiirl lives in vegas.

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 5, 2009 7:00 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

trashy = business casual in vegas

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 5, 2009 8:25 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

lmao this is probably the funniest commerical ever
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVogg_0Hhus

by portlandgiirl91 on Nov 5, 2009 12:40 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

lol

i really laughed out loud that time…i didnt just type it.

Senior Asian ambassador of Blazers Edge

by Philthyanimal on Nov 5, 2009 12:43 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

“Specifically designed for women”

smh…

by medmelon on Nov 5, 2009 12:46 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

of course, we men carry one where ever we go.

by chalupa king on Nov 5, 2009 1:02 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

You can't spot reduce trouble areas though

It is overall body fat and genetics that give jiggle arms.

Doing a lot of arm workouts will make your arm stronger but won’t specifically burn the fat in your arm.

I can’t believe they don’t mention that in the ad :-(

by Mortimer on Nov 5, 2009 1:01 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

yeah i think you should call em up n tell em that

by portlandgiirl91 on Nov 5, 2009 1:04 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

k girl don’t let anyone stop ya

by portlandgiirl91 on Nov 5, 2009 1:31 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I didn't read it yet

The sidebar has been nuts, I ain’t got time to read anyone, not even mods.

by Mortimer on Nov 5, 2009 1:02 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

like racism, obama also solved abortion

NEXT

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 1:03 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I admit I was somewhat puzzled when he used “pro-life, pro-abortion” and “theist – atheist” as to examples of discussions that could be solve by “marshalling facts”, like he says, especially the second. Also, I don’t believe anyone is “pro-abortion” per se, but that’s just semantics, I guess.

by medmelon on Nov 5, 2009 1:05 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Also, I don’t believe anyone is "pro-abortion"

AK1984

NEXT

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 1:07 AM PST up reply actions   3 recs

he's the exception that proves the rule
Indeed, I’m unique.

Stupid people have stupid ideas.

by AK1984 on Aug 6, 2009 12:31 PM CEST reply actions 0 recs

by medmelon on Nov 5, 2009 1:14 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

how did that post get no recs?

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 1:16 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

If I knock a girl up....

I am pro abortion. Otherwise, meh….

by Rudiculous on Nov 5, 2009 1:17 AM PST up reply actions   2 recs

I recced this, but you are in troubllllllle

wait…maybe I didnt rec it

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 1:19 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

those both seem like poor examples of things that have an absolute truth

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 1:21 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I'd like to see Christopher Hitchens -- who I dislike for some reasons, but like for others -- utterly ...

annihilate T Darkstar in a debate. I’d just sit back, relax, and humorously watch the verbal slaughtering unfold before my very eyes.

Dear Paul Allen:

Fire Nate McMillan & hire Jeff Van Gundy.

Sincerely,
AK1984

by AK1984 on Nov 5, 2009 1:40 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

but what if T Darkstar won?

I just blew your mind didnt I?

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 1:42 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

My mind would be blown, yes.

Dear Paul Allen:

Fire Nate McMillan & hire Jeff Van Gundy.

Sincerely,
AK1984

by AK1984 on Nov 5, 2009 1:48 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

isnt his whole post a denial of deductive reasoning so that he would never be able to prove his point, unless he is the only person who can reasn deductively?

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 1:12 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Maybe

I see his point. I just thought it was funny to mention topics that normally sidetrack a thread.

by tominhawaii on Nov 5, 2009 1:37 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I get it too, but I wouldnt say that it is a universal phenomenon. There are certainly counterexamples….like science for instance

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 1:39 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, the whole argument is a copout.

Regarding the Portland Trail Blazers, there’s plenty of statistics out there that can be used appropriately to ascertain a players’ value. Of course, each advanced statistical metric should be looked at in context and alongside other advanced statistical metrics.

In basketball, a combination of amalgamated stats such as PER, WoW, and adjusted +/- — as well as more basic stats like TS%, ORB%, DRB%, TRB%, AST%, STL%, BLK%, TOV%, USG%, et cetera — can be used to effectively evaluate a player. To argue otherwise is, well, foolish.

Dear Paul Allen:

Fire Nate McMillan & hire Jeff Van Gundy.

Sincerely,
AK1984

by AK1984 on Nov 5, 2009 1:48 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

but then T DSTAR would be like, what do you mean by effective?

then you would epunch him

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 1:50 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

And someone would quote Mark Twain

The “there are 3 things, lies, damn lies, and statistics” or whatever it is what do I look like the world’s foremost expert on Samuel Clemens?!?!?!

by Mortimer on Nov 5, 2009 1:51 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Samuel Clemens?!?!?!

I thought we were talking about Mark Twain

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Nov 5, 2009 9:25 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

his real name

but you knew that

14736251

by appel82 on Nov 5, 2009 9:27 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I did?

Yes I did

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Nov 5, 2009 10:58 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I do agree with him that everyone looks at stuff through their own prism, which can lead to ...

certain biases clouding their vision of objectivity. Heck, I’m more likely to defend Greg Oden — who’s had foul trouble and difficulty with turnovers so far this season — than Kevin Durant, who I’ve had reservations about due to his matador defense and selfish offense since day one.

Dear Paul Allen:

Fire Nate McMillan & hire Jeff Van Gundy.

Sincerely,
AK1984

by AK1984 on Nov 5, 2009 1:53 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Ultimately

I think there needs to be a “winning play” stat. On a scale from +5 to -5, was the play made going to lead to a win or a loss. It would require that each move by each player be scored, which of course makes it unreasonable.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Nov 5, 2009 9:13 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

everyone is their own little world

maybe even their own little universe. Hence the name of the awesome 3-disk set from Bela Fleck and the Flecktones: Little Worlds. – Elgin

Travis Outlaw, the Funnel Cake of the Blazers

by 22baylor on Nov 5, 2009 2:18 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

careful… I wrote that once and Sophia quoted me in her blog…

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Nov 5, 2009 11:16 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I was an anonymous twitterer… I think that’s why she blocked m me on twitter though… I told here that the debate needed different labels and she went off on me (if you can imagine)

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Nov 5, 2009 11:22 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

What?

So she doesn’t mind those labels? Maybe she was just disagreeing with you because it was well…you.

by Roybot on Nov 5, 2009 11:26 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I do seem to have that effect on her… as for the labels… I think it was pro-life and pro-choice… but her real problem was that I said there was a debate cause to her, there is none… one side is right (hers) and one side is oh so wrong (not hers)

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Nov 5, 2009 11:28 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Ahhh gotcha.

Well, those labels are whack whether there is a debate or not.

by Roybot on Nov 5, 2009 11:32 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I thought us pro abortionist were now referred to as pro choicers to better hide our murderous intents

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 11:17 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

YOU WERE WRONG, PAL.

I LOVE TO KILL BABIES.

by Roybot on Nov 5, 2009 11:19 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

that is obvious, but we cant let them know about how awesome baby snuffing is

I feel like I have just crossed a line

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 11:21 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

these people are

THIS IS A PEDOPHILIA PSA.. WTH??

by GreatOden'sRaven on Nov 5, 2009 11:21 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

that is an extremely disturbing PSA

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 11:23 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

WOAH

wow

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 5, 2009 11:23 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

HOW DID THE INVISIBLE MAN GET AN INVISIBLE CHAIR?

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Nov 5, 2009 11:24 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I did now!

Lemme write ya back here I guess— this next week will be better, we’ll catch a game only on league pass somewhere.

I am kinda sorta babysitting the 3 year old (the friends I am staying with have a 3 year old and a 10 month old) and watching him during the game tomorrow until he falls asleep. My friend doesn’t care about basketball, so his kid never watched it, but since I got here the kid is Blazer crazy because I am.

He goes “Hey Mortimer, you thinking what I’M thinking?” “I dunno, what’re you thinking about” “I’m thinking about…. THE BLAZERS. YES.” Then we high five.

So the parents never go nowhere with the two kids because the 3 year old is a handful and they got a lil’ baby. The baby is really well behaved though… tomorrow night I am watching the 3 year old, entertaining him with the game, while my friends have an evening away from the monster.

He’s been asking if the game is on yet since yesterday. HE BETTER BE GOOD LUCK.

What’s your schedule like Tuesday? I’m free all day and all night. Wednesday is fine too. If the gametime being around 5pm don’t work, we’ll figure it out.

But for the sake of my generous friends, I gotta watch the game with the kid tomorrow. I’m sorry :-(

by Mortimer on Nov 5, 2009 12:44 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Mort is blazing a trail to the youth of Laker country.

free bayless

by Cablinasian on Nov 5, 2009 12:46 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

fantastic
My friend doesn’t care about basketball, so his kid never watched it, but since I got here the kid is Blazer crazy because I am.

He goes "Hey Mortimer, you thinking what I’M thinking?" "I dunno, what’re you thinking about" "I’m thinking about…. THE BLAZERS. YES." Then we high five.

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 5, 2009 12:49 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

thats ok, your ridding the world of one future laker fan, and thereby increasing the collectives worlds IQ. Your like reverse Idiocracy ( President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho was a Laker fan for sure)…
next week is fine. I can meet up whenever, see if we can pick a middle ground that has league pass..
its easier to coordinate on email for me, so hit me up on there by this weekend and I can find someplace to watch the game

by GreatOden'sRaven on Nov 5, 2009 2:38 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

i don't see why you protect her so much

when you guys are over I’ll remind you of how silly you sound right now.

by Mortimer on Nov 5, 2009 1:39 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

HUH

OF WHAT, HAPPINESS? YEAH RIGHT.

by Mortimer on Nov 5, 2009 1:41 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

marriage =/= happiness

I learned that from Al Bundy…

by Rudiculous on Nov 5, 2009 1:43 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

bring up the topic of abortion

And how you feel like debating it with her.

by Mortimer on Nov 5, 2009 1:46 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

awesome

read BE to her

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 1:50 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

correct their grammar

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 1:46 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

what da hell u do?

by portlandgiirl91 on Nov 5, 2009 1:50 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I'm a fluffer

We film in the back of a tattoo studio.

by tominhawaii on Nov 5, 2009 1:51 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

honestly i wouldn’t doubt it considering the hour it is lmao

by portlandgiirl91 on Nov 5, 2009 1:53 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

say you had a track jacket that said vietnam on it and sported a pretty sweet crest

you want to go to someone who will wear it with pride, and you have a couple of good suitors for it. How do you judge their relative vietnamitude?

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 1:04 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

How fishy their house smells

And how hot and muggy it is, even when cold outside.

by Mortimer on Nov 5, 2009 1:05 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I like that one

I got the jacket for free and I just want it to go to a good home

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 1:06 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I dont have the street cred to pull off a jacket that proudly proclaims its owners vietnamitude.

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 1:09 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

It might get you some

nice yellow fin though…

by Mortimer on Nov 5, 2009 1:28 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I am going to choose to ignore this

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 1:30 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

mmmm…sushi…

by medmelon on Nov 5, 2009 1:32 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

we all know you only speak in double and triple entendres

gimmeabreak

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 1:34 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

how big is it?

My brother could rep it and I owe him one,he is about 5’ 10" and 180

by southern oregon on Nov 5, 2009 1:09 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I dont need another contestant

I have got those, but I do need a metric

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 1:10 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

my bro is married into a Vietnamese family and speaks it well

Those folks can be kind of touchy about any thing that might be percieved as a diss but it might be cool

by southern oregon on Nov 5, 2009 1:16 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

ask them what a good metric is then

I am not looking to insult people on this, just give to a cool dude who will rep it proper

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 1:19 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

maybe I will ask the who “won” the war

you made a mistake and should be ashamed

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 10:38 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I like where this is heading

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 1:22 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

it is just a jacket

is this how they settle jacket disputes in spain? yikes

OT what would be a good city to live in Spain if you wanted to race bikes?

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 1:24 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Most of the US Postal team lived in Girona (Armstrong, Hincapie, etc...)

Northeast

I don’t know, bikers in Spain come from all areas. I would say the North (Galicia, Asturias, Cantabria, Basque Country), the uneven of the terrain makes for great climbers, and there are tons of amateur cycling teams. But then again, Contador is from Madrid, and Valverde is from Murcia (southeast).

by medmelon on Nov 5, 2009 1:28 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

The correct answer is

Only little kids ride bikes in Spain.

by Mortimer on Nov 5, 2009 1:29 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

If I wasnt busy putting my toys away, I would ride to your house and give you what for.

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 1:32 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

thanks

I forgot postal used to live there

I think at some point Italy and Nice became popular for ’mericans

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 1:31 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

how they greet you at the door

do they act all “viet cong” guerrilla warfare?

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 5, 2009 11:15 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

like I would invite them to my house

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 11:17 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I cant believe you are dating that

LA has changed you….for the better! (triple snap!)

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 1:35 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Pelican Brief

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 1:44 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

dont think so

the ghost thingy demon dealamajigger sings that “tiiiiiii,iiiime, is on my side, yes it is!”

by Rudiculous on Nov 5, 2009 1:45 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

no

I think it is crimson tide

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 1:47 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

damn,

that so doesnt sound right. Looking it up. Def had John Goodman though

by Rudiculous on Nov 5, 2009 1:48 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I live in LA I know everything about movies

Definitely was Pelican Brief, starring Denzel and John Goodman.

by Mortimer on Nov 5, 2009 1:49 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I hate you all

It was Fallen, if anybody cares…

by Rudiculous on Nov 5, 2009 1:51 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

The page you looked at is wrong

It was the John Grisham legal thriller Pelican Brief.

by Mortimer on Nov 5, 2009 1:52 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

There's been a computer virus going around

That changes the plot description of Fallen and Pelican Brief with each other to confuse people trying to figure out what movie had a demon or whatever in it with Denzel.

by Mortimer on Nov 5, 2009 1:53 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

awww

I cant stay mad at you. hugs

by Rudiculous on Nov 5, 2009 1:56 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Pelican Brief is so off the mark that it makes it harmless funning

wait…I think it was training day

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 1:55 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I liked training day

and I never saw pelican brief, so I was unfamiliar with how crazy it sounded…

by Rudiculous on Nov 5, 2009 1:56 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

yeah

it is more embarassing that I have seen the movie and read the book than it is not to know about it.

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 1:57 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

If anyone else knew what Carbon Copy was it'd be funny too

It’s one where George Segal finds out he has a black son, and it is Denzel!

From the early 80s.

Carbon Copy, 1981.

by Mortimer on Nov 5, 2009 1:57 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

that sounds like mo better blues

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 1:59 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Any resemblance between Father and Son is purely hysterical.

NOT!

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 2:00 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

It was St Elsewhere

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Nov 5, 2009 10:35 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

It was definitely Fallen that had that song

There was a TV series that also had that song, I think people were getting younger or something, but for the life of me I can’t remember the title.

Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."

by Blazer1342 on Nov 5, 2009 6:12 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Finally came to me.

I think Golden years had that song. A is a Stephen King miniseries.

Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."

by Blazer1342 on Nov 5, 2009 7:08 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Fallen

is what you mean
and it transfers upon touch.. dope movie

by GreatOden'sRaven on Nov 5, 2009 10:37 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I am sure you are correct in think this

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Nov 5, 2009 10:37 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

The WORST part of it all

Is Denzel trying to shake with his LEFT hand… who does that?!!

So awkward.

by Mortimer on Nov 5, 2009 2:04 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

he is trying to slip him some skin

you are SOOO white

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 2:05 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

all right suckas

I have a long day ahead of me of being sick so everyone have a good night

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 2:03 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

I just traded expirings for Kurt in 2k10 and it is working well. Just a heads up.

free bayless

by Cablinasian on Nov 5, 2009 2:03 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

lol

I did a fantasy draft…

ended up with Curry, Roy, A. Randolph, LMA, and Hibbert.

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 5, 2009 11:16 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

yeah

I’m in the process of trading Hibbert for Oden without giving up draft picks.

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 5, 2009 11:23 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Dunno

Got to work after he ranted about Miller. I’m only half way through it.

by tominhawaii on Nov 5, 2009 2:05 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Frye has played pretty well

I get the feeling that Rudy and Bayless dont love the city of Portland and Nate so much that they would be totally bummed if they got traded.

by southern oregon on Nov 5, 2009 2:18 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Henry just said

That he couldn’t hit shots with Portland, so why should Portland keep him?

by tominhawaii on Nov 5, 2009 2:21 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

He is playing the 5 on D and getting it done

And camping out at the 3 point line on O so he is getting a buffet of goodness from Nash and is the first one back in transition,the round peg in the round hole

by southern oregon on Nov 5, 2009 2:31 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

still refuses to rebound tho

I wish him the best, the suns very well may have a better record than us, which is frustrating…

by Rudiculous on Nov 5, 2009 2:32 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

He has been doing ok on the defensive glass and

You dont get any offensive boards when the coach tells you to stay out side the 3 point line

by southern oregon on Nov 5, 2009 2:35 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I think it's just a matter of fit

No room for him unless the other 3 bigs were hurt

by tominhawaii on Nov 5, 2009 2:37 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Serigo on the other hand got dealt some crappy cards

Evans looks like the real deal and Beno has improved to almost average so he is bumming on the end of the bench,it might have worked out different if he had gone some where else

by southern oregon on Nov 5, 2009 2:47 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Tyreke has been pretty bad every game until today's game

But the Kings will force feed him minutes… good for my FBB team, but Evans ain’t been good yet.

Beno can have a game like he had in their 1st victory every once in a while, so even though he isn’t good he has the big contract that they want to get something out of, and when he has that sort of game it buys him leeway in the next 15 bad ones.

by Mortimer on Nov 5, 2009 3:05 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

STILL

the best situation for Sergio to get real playing time for the most part.

If they eventually decide Tyreke isn’t really a PG, like they should, Sergio could really get some run.

by Mortimer on Nov 5, 2009 3:08 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

That seems like a popular reaction these days. I absolutely don't buy it. See here.
Turns out Sac-town was a bad fit for Sergio, by the way. They have a lottery pick and a relatively highly paid guy in front of him. There is nothing he can do to get minutes there, even though they’re awful… Sergio’s plight continues. – KP Corleone

http://www.blazersedge.com/2009/11/4/1114102/media-row-report-blazers-91-hawks#23853640

But slowly things happen that they cannot help and the Blazers Fellowship of the Ring begins to break apart

by Norsktroll on Nov 5, 2009 3:14 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I, too, expect Sergio Rodriguez to be back in Spain next year.

Dear Paul Allen:

Fire Nate McMillan & hire Jeff Van Gundy.

Sincerely,
AK1984

by AK1984 on Nov 5, 2009 5:23 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

when is his contract up… cause I could see him landing in NY or Toronto

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Nov 5, 2009 5:25 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

he is an expiring contract this year.

free bayless

by Cablinasian on Nov 5, 2009 6:44 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I can't believe dressing up as a woman is the punishment here (and why one side gets a reward while the other gets punished for a win)

Sophia, Claire, Ann, Ms. Royboto, Section 323, NBF if she didn’t get shot by a Yankees fan, did I mention Ann, … will be here any hour to freak out (with the severity of reaction depending on current daily hormone levels of course). How did this slip past the Glove?

But slowly things happen that they cannot help and the Blazers Fellowship of the Ring begins to break apart

by Norsktroll on Nov 5, 2009 2:48 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

Was this prop bet run past by our resident lawyer? Did the wise crow approve it? Still smh.

But slowly things happen that they cannot help and the Blazers Fellowship of the Ring begins to break apart

by Norsktroll on Nov 5, 2009 2:49 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

aspiring lawyer says it's fine

and it’s funny

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 5, 2009 11:17 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Indeed it was not

I take no responsability for the mayhem that will arrise from this :)

by fanfaraway on Nov 5, 2009 1:59 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I think it's funny.

But I’m not a crazy feminist either.

"We believe" -Rudy Fernandez

by twiggs on Nov 5, 2009 7:04 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah Norsk....you forgot Twiggs an FFA

They could totally go crazy freak out too……I think this might be sexism

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Nov 5, 2009 10:41 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

He didn't forget me!

I’m the resident lawyer!!

it should be considered whether dressing up as a man would also be a punishment :) And the answer is not clearly no (at least in my case).

by fanfaraway on Nov 5, 2009 2:02 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Does intent matter?

I don’t think the intention of the bet was pure punishment. I think gfunklove made the bet because she would enjoy dressing him up more so than because he would be embarrassed by it.

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 5, 2009 2:06 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

considering the "not having to go in public"

aspect of the bet, I think you’re right Idol.

by DrivetheLane on Nov 5, 2009 2:08 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

yeah, I think the motives change the whole case

her motive isn’t as much punishment as it is “fun”

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 5, 2009 2:10 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I don't believe this to be true

It for embarrassment pure and simple

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Nov 5, 2009 2:11 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I'd believe g-love over your beliefs.

Where is she? She loves junk about her.

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 5, 2009 2:23 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

with the severity of reaction depending on current daily hormone levels of course/blockquote>

hahah sophia is gonna knock you out Norsk

by broyposse on Nov 5, 2009 8:59 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

lol

i didnt see that part

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 5, 2009 11:17 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

the whole sidebar was swarmed. I didn’t click on either of them.

by medmelon on Nov 5, 2009 3:29 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I clicked them all

I don’t know if any were worth reading.

by tominhawaii on Nov 5, 2009 3:36 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I'm writing on one. Not sure if it will be worth reading, but somewhat original at least.

It’s about Nate :)

But slowly things happen that they cannot help and the Blazers Fellowship of the Ring begins to break apart

by Norsktroll on Nov 5, 2009 3:41 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

we got your back

by medmelon on Nov 5, 2009 4:25 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

some people it’s like they’ve never followed a sports club before, let alone the Blazers.

by medmelon on Nov 5, 2009 4:34 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

They make me embarrassed to be a Blazers fan

Just like the Obama birth certificate folks, they make me embarrassed to be American.

by tominhawaii on Nov 5, 2009 5:14 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Nice, I was just able to pick up J.R. Smith in my other ESPN league

Winning that one is pretty easy if you have a balanced roster. And 1 guy can be stored on IR, or in his case suspended reserve.

But slowly things happen that they cannot help and the Blazers Fellowship of the Ring begins to break apart

by Norsktroll on Nov 5, 2009 5:29 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

how many leagues are you in?

I’m starting to think you have Michael Keaton’s machine from Multiplicity

by medmelon on Nov 5, 2009 6:27 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

one Tom is enough, thank you very much

by medmelon on Nov 5, 2009 6:30 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Clash of the titans

You’re both tied last time I checked, right?

by medmelon on Nov 5, 2009 6:48 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

well this is a funny JD topic

I don’t care about the answer, but I always enjoy seeing ScarletJ.

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 5, 2009 5:48 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

I think he summed it up fairly well; we fire on all cylinders for about one quarter per game.

But dang, for that one quarter we’re good.

Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."

by Blazer1342 on Nov 5, 2009 6:58 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Heh Eddie House

Won’t shoot unless he has the basket ball.

My team went to the playoffs in my first year.

by pxilpooshr on Nov 5, 2009 7:16 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

People still bowl?

My team went to the playoffs in my first year.

by pxilpooshr on Nov 5, 2009 6:40 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

I would of thought the same thing,

but I can practically throw a rock and hit Big Al’s.

Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."

by Blazer1342 on Nov 5, 2009 6:48 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I guess I’m within walking distance of Hollywood Bowl, but I’ve never felt the urge.

My team went to the playoffs in my first year.

by pxilpooshr on Nov 5, 2009 6:50 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I haven’t been to Big Al’s yet.

My dad said he would come over and we’d go…Parents these days, so fickle and undependable.

Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."

by Blazer1342 on Nov 5, 2009 6:53 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I'll go with you Pxil

if you ever decide that you want to go bowling. – Elgin

Travis Outlaw, the Funnel Cake of the Blazers

by 22baylor on Nov 5, 2009 2:28 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Followed closely by air hockey I assume.

My team went to the playoffs in my first year.

by pxilpooshr on Nov 5, 2009 10:23 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

i'd believe that.

it makes sense. fairly inexpensive. family oriented. don’t have to be good at it to have fun. don’t have to own equipment. that actually makes perfect sense.

by DrivetheLane on Nov 5, 2009 10:24 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

If you take it seriously ....having your own equipment is the most important part

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Nov 5, 2009 10:43 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

right.

but i was talking about the assertion that it’s teh most popularly participated sport in the US. not having to own your own equipment would be a big factor in that. but yeah, if you’re super in to it, you’ll have your own stuff. DS had something like 6 different bowling balls he used last night.

by DrivetheLane on Nov 5, 2009 10:46 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

at any point did he lick any of the balls?

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 10:56 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Yes...DS frequently gets oil on his balls

which should be gently removed with a soft towel before using them

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Nov 5, 2009 11:00 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

not that i noticed. but i got to the alley a little late.

maybe it was a pre-bowling ritual he goes through.

by DrivetheLane on Nov 5, 2009 10:59 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I believe I have asked him, and he has never seen Big Lebowski, and I am pretty sure he has never seen Kingpin

those movies seem like essential movies for a bowler

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 11:02 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

oh yeah, for sure.

those are kind of essential movies for anyone to see.

by DrivetheLane on Nov 5, 2009 11:03 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

lol

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 5, 2009 11:18 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

haha. he really won't show up?

that’s kinda funny. show yourself, lurker!

by DrivetheLane on Nov 5, 2009 11:08 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

lol hes talking to me on gchat

Senior Asian ambassador of Blazers Edge

by Philthyanimal on Nov 5, 2009 11:10 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Tell him his mother ordered him to participate in the JD

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Nov 5, 2009 11:11 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

tell him to come back

someone is going to have to take his place as the joke taker and I am afraid it will fall to me

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 11:12 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

everyone loves that rich jerk

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 12:01 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

his mom is Rachel Ray

which I think explains a lot

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 12:08 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Oh dear God.

I feel really bad for him now.

by Roybot on Nov 5, 2009 12:08 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

no way

he woulda hung himself from peppiness by now

by GreatOden'sRaven on Nov 5, 2009 12:08 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

and his kitchen presence

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Nov 5, 2009 12:25 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

nice

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 12:27 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

fixed

DS says bowling is americas most popularly participated a sport

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Nov 5, 2009 10:48 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I cant find anything to support this

it did appear on a top 10 most popular sports in a census study from 1994, but it was far from number 1, which was walking

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 11:01 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

It doesn't really matter what DS has to dress up in,

but whatever it is, fishnet stocking should definitely be involved.

by DrivetheLane on Nov 5, 2009 8:00 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

hope you didnt get any sauce on your xbox controller

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 9:24 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Hahahaha

I actually lol’d.

by Roybot on Nov 5, 2009 11:57 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Gotta love it

http://www.sbnation.com/2009/11/5/1117161/andrew-bynum-elbow-injury-lakers

No, not that he’s injured again (even if just day by day). I just love how there is nothing on ESPN or NBA.com talking about this at all. If it was Oden it would be front page headlines.

"We believe" -Rudy Fernandez

by twiggs on Nov 5, 2009 8:38 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

no kidding.

Bynum has missed a ton of games with various injuries yet seems to have no national reputation for being “injury prone.” If Greg turned an ankle, it’d be all over the place.

by DrivetheLane on Nov 5, 2009 9:23 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

being a #1 pick is tough

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Nov 5, 2009 9:27 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Craigslist

Yesterday, we were about to post my wife’s 97 Corolla on craigslist to sell, and I noticed an ad for someone wanting to buy a Corolla. So, I sent some pics, gave him my number etc..then I google his email this morning and find out it was associated with a craigslist scam in the past.

No call back for him!

Glad I googled it…hopefully saved me some hassle. The lesson here is, be careful and do a little bit of research before you deal on CL.

by SloppyJoe on Nov 5, 2009 8:53 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

My flatmate just got laid off

The company is closing the Spanish branch. Unemployment rate here is around 19%, crazy stuff. This sucks.

by medmelon on Nov 5, 2009 9:11 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

wow, sorry to hear that

at least you now have an excuse to upgrade him/her

by broyposse on Nov 5, 2009 9:13 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

or start a scam on CL.

i hear those can be profitable.

by DrivetheLane on Nov 5, 2009 9:24 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I put a 93 Corolla on Craigslist once

Within an hour I got 5 or 6 mexicans calling me. Each one had the same story. It was, “I’ll give you $1,000 for that right now. My girlfriend needs a car, and I want to get it for her.”

It was really strange.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Nov 5, 2009 9:33 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

how much were you trying to sell it for?

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 9:35 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

$1,500

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Nov 5, 2009 9:37 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

It is funny how people want like an immediate and substantial discount without ever seeing what you are selling

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 9:39 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I sold a weekend in the Mandarin in San Francisco in EBay

I bet I got about 20 e-mails telling me they were worthless and just sell them to the guy now for $100 or $200 bucks. I ended up getting over $800 for them.

by tominhawaii on Nov 5, 2009 9:55 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

i've bought a couple things off craigslist

but never tried to sell anything. i’d rather be the wacko calling than have the wackos calling.

by DrivetheLane on Nov 5, 2009 9:36 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I never use a phone number and I meet in a public place

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 9:38 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

just like when I was a prostitute

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 9:38 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

i don't put my number or email on the origanl post

but slowly divulge info. at the rate i feel comfy through email, sometimes i let them in, sometimes i meet them on my porch.

14736251

by appel82 on Nov 5, 2009 9:40 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I have done that when I was moving out

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 9:41 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

luckily I sell mostly bike list and as I have got deeper “in the scene” it usually takes me a day or less to sell something to someone I know, so that is nice.

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 9:42 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

that doesent make sense

luckily I sell mostly bike stuff, and as I have got deeper "in the scene" it usually takes me a day or less to sell something to someone I know, so that is nice.

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 9:43 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I never check my email

so I use a phone number. I have not had any problems so far

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Nov 5, 2009 9:43 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Name’s Ash, please ignore

next time Name’s Ash is selling something lets all beat him up so we can keep him safe in the long run

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 9:44 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Isn’t that the point of craigslist?

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Nov 5, 2009 9:45 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

you are terrible at following directions

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 9:46 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

This looks like every one of my elementary school report cards.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Nov 5, 2009 9:58 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I sold a lot of stuff.

chainlink fence
trailer by coleman
used aluminum windows
a bathroom mirror
pedestal sink
furnance
etc, etc

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Nov 5, 2009 9:40 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

WHY ARE YOU LISTING THE THINGS STOLEN FROM MY HOME?!

by EvilKaramazov on Nov 5, 2009 9:42 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

I LUV’D THAT SINK!

by EvilKaramazov on Nov 5, 2009 9:42 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

you did not love it

PROOF: you should have been scouring craigslist for it if you loved it. Poser.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Nov 5, 2009 9:44 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

EK

did you weigh in on TDarkstar’s fanpost?

I would be interested in what you have to say about it

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 9:45 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

no I just got here. I’ll go have a look.

by EvilKaramazov on Nov 5, 2009 9:45 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I was trying to sound smrt, but I knew I would get busted when you weighed in

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 9:46 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I read his post, the comments below are quite a bit longer (i read some but not most). If you weigh in, you should weigh in under this pretense:

I will not read any of your comments to this post, as they are all based upon opinion. Please see above for reference.

Darkstar is smart one. I agree, sort of with what he’s saying; but I think there is more to. If you read it, to do it honor, you should ask yourself, what is Darkstar’s first principle. What is that from which he’s growing his argument. You might assert that he’s suggesting, ’things that are said by fans are often in wrong opinion (dumb, ignorant, etc); BE is exhibit A."

by EvilKaramazov on Nov 5, 2009 9:55 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I am not sure what to make of it

on what hand it seems to throw out the idea that you can even come to an opinion based on facts, and therefore all opinions are suspect and inherently, and fatally flawed

on the other hand maybe I am taking his phrasing too literally

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 10:19 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

It’s really helpful to know what you’re talking about and define terms in these kinds of discussions—Like what is a fact. What is an opinion, how are the different, etc. First principles are usually that which can’t be proven, like definitions. From them you grow a body of an argument. For example, having a dominant big man is the key to a championship—that might be a first principle. Looking at teams and big men today, and then saying they’re not championship teams, is sort of going the opposite way—namely looking at symptoms, and not the thing itself. Does that makes sense? I think that’s part of darkstar’s frustration. People aren’t looking at the things themselves.

by EvilKaramazov on Nov 5, 2009 10:26 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

interesting rephrasing

so you think Tdark is just frustrated that people are looking at symptoms, but not the root cause?

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 10:29 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

It’s a pretty common, i’d say, especially for fans, or fanatics, if you want to blow the word out to its origin. We tend to gather all the pieces we’re seeing and then prescribe the disease. It’s like looking at your sweaty palms and declaring you have jaundice. Instead, we should know clearly what jaundice is, and decide if it’s taken hold of you.

by EvilKaramazov on Nov 5, 2009 10:35 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

so you think it is a case of incomplete diagnosing?

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 10:39 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

on behalf of the fans and sports writers?, definitely. Evaluating our methodologies is not something many of us do.

by EvilKaramazov on Nov 5, 2009 10:46 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

he took every last bit of your etc.

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 9:45 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

yeah, that is where the margin is.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Nov 5, 2009 10:48 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

We bought a car on CL

We bought our 05 Sienna on Craigslist..and it was a good experience, and a heckuva deal.

I’ve never sold anything on it, except our Corolla…which we will probably post today.

I never post my phone number until I get a response, then judge if I’m comfortable. With this scam dude, I only gave him my cell number.

by SloppyJoe on Nov 5, 2009 9:58 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

selling things is annoying...

If you go that route, make sure you write NO TRADES!!!! at least 92 times. It is amazing what people will offer you. I was trying to sell my old xbox after I got a 360, I got trade offers involving a steelhead fishing pole, an air intake system for some 80’s car(seriously), and 60 dollars in grocery’s(I assume they had food stamps). Just remember, NO TRADES, if your item is worth the price of my xbox, sell it and bring me the cash…

by Rudiculous on Nov 5, 2009 2:23 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I approve this message

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Nov 5, 2009 2:27 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

It was only one girl

The first dude to get her a 93 Corolla wins the prize

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Nov 5, 2009 10:46 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

tell him about seasonal retail

that is what winners do!

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 9:25 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

which store are you at?

you gotta do what you gotta do, plus you never know who you bump into

by broyposse on Nov 5, 2009 9:26 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

if you want to know I will email you

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 9:32 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I feel like my current state of internet forthrightness would allow someone to know me at the city level, but not much past that, but if you were stalking me I would be cool with that.

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 9:37 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I thought I was stalking Ann on your behalf

I have been wondering around Arizona for months yelling “annethefan” at the top of my lungs.

I feel like I am getting close

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 9:40 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

19 percent, that is madness!

Travis Outlaw, the Funnel Cake of the Blazers

by 22baylor on Nov 5, 2009 2:31 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

while I have lain in bed I have watched

4 christmases
500 days of summer

maybe it is my 102deg F fever, but I liked them both

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 9:36 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

how did you get 500 days of summer already>

LINK ME!!!

Senior Asian ambassador of Blazers Edge

by Philthyanimal on Nov 5, 2009 10:17 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

sent it to you

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 10:21 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

thanks

i gave up awhile ago when all of them ended up being fakes

Senior Asian ambassador of Blazers Edge

by Philthyanimal on Nov 5, 2009 10:48 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

yeah, they finally started getting real on tuesday

any luck on paper hearts?

(I feel really effeminate for admitting that I want to see that.)

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 11:04 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

i dotn know what paper hearts is

i’m gonna look for a 500 days blu ray version

Senior Asian ambassador of Blazers Edge

by Philthyanimal on Nov 5, 2009 11:08 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

it is a micheal cera movie

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 11:10 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Hello junk.

free bayless

by Cablinasian on Nov 5, 2009 10:01 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

jello hunk.

My team went to the playoffs in my first year.

by pxilpooshr on Nov 5, 2009 10:03 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

deep.

free bayless

by Cablinasian on Nov 5, 2009 10:05 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

hello

i talk to my junk as well, so it’s easy to empathise.

by fanfaraway on Nov 5, 2009 2:32 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

voidh

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 5, 2009 2:32 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

hahahah

Have you read Twigg’s back and forth with R11 after TiH added fuel to the flames in the fanshot?

It is so funny…that’s why I love this site…We all fight over something we love so much

http://www.blazersedge.com/2009/11/4/1115380/nate-wants-miller-to-be-more

by broyposse on Nov 5, 2009 10:10 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

LOLz

Sorry, I’ll prolly get banned for my response but I don’t even know who that guy is and he’s basically saying I’m not a fan. He can shove it.

"We believe" -Rudy Fernandez

by twiggs on Nov 5, 2009 10:12 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

there's nothing in that response that's bannable.

at least i wouldn’t think so. it was a good retort.

by DrivetheLane on Nov 5, 2009 10:15 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

i want to throw up in your shoes, while you sleep.

by EvilKaramazov on Nov 5, 2009 10:16 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

that's a good retort too.

but what’d I do!?

btw, did you see that question about Eliot that cloudy had in one of the JD’s yesterday? someone suggested you e-mail him, and I don’t know if he still needs some input, but you might have some good ideas for him. at least, better than the ones I presented.

by DrivetheLane on Nov 5, 2009 10:19 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

No, I left work early to be sick. Should I go looking for it? His paper was due yesterday. I’m not sure I can help him now…

by EvilKaramazov on Nov 5, 2009 10:21 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

no big deal then.

you can look if you’re interested enough. he just asked about quotes from Eliot on poetry/art. I suggested some stuff from Four Quartets, mostly a passage from the 5th section of East Coker.

by DrivetheLane on Nov 5, 2009 10:22 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

when i rode to work this morning, I thought to myself, if I were writing that letter, I would assume the role of Tolstoy, in keeping with the class. That’d be a fun letter.

by EvilKaramazov on Nov 5, 2009 10:28 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

that is a really good idea

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 5, 2009 11:20 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

it's all bueno

I was just looking for a quote from him to start off the essay

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 5, 2009 11:20 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

why?

your response was fine, while his was not. If you got jip for your response to his rude post I would think some regular BErs would get fired up

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 10:16 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

i think he's actually a regular poster too

he shouldn’t have been snarky and say “overreact much?” to you…because Nate’s comments can be construed both ways…

so since both of you were snarky, i think the BEdge rules says it cancel it each other out

by broyposse on Nov 5, 2009 10:16 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

yeah, isn’t “overreact much?” an over reaction in itself?

by EvilKaramazov on Nov 5, 2009 10:18 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

in context to the thread, that is. I think so.

by EvilKaramazov on Nov 5, 2009 10:18 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

yeah

so the question is, who’s gonna go defend Twigg’s honor?

NOT ME

by broyposse on Nov 5, 2009 10:18 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Hey now!

I depend on you :(

Just kidding, I’m not even going to respond again. So I hears you are meeting Sophia and me tomorrow pre-game? Where are we going?

"We believe" -Rudy Fernandez

by twiggs on Nov 5, 2009 10:24 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

i meant to say

we are going to McFaddens after i drop off my car

by broyposse on Nov 5, 2009 11:06 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Good cover perv :)

Awesome, see you thens.

"We believe" -Rudy Fernandez

by twiggs on Nov 5, 2009 11:09 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

k, i'll sxt you guys the details

just don’t fight over me in public…it can be embarrassing

by broyposse on Nov 5, 2009 11:11 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

That might be impossible

Sorry, take it as a compliment!

"We believe" -Rudy Fernandez

by twiggs on Nov 5, 2009 11:25 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Ya

I had to vent as well, his attitude is becoming too common on a site meant for discussing the blazers…

by Rudiculous on Nov 5, 2009 2:28 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I still rock it, when possible. I’ve almost bought some huey lewis and the news—i might be able to rock a new drug and the heart of rock n roll. the rest might be way out there, even for me.

by EvilKaramazov on Nov 5, 2009 10:22 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Ghost Buster's theme is also good

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Nov 5, 2009 10:56 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

oooo, forgot about that gem.

by EvilKaramazov on Nov 5, 2009 10:58 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

NBA ILP is working!

Watching the Hornets – Mavs match up and even taking some notes.

This is the first time on demand has worked for me since the season starrted.

#88<#23<#25

by The Pirate on Nov 5, 2009 10:21 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

does your sig imply

that Outlaw is better than Martell who is better than Nic?

by DrivetheLane on Nov 5, 2009 10:23 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Chris Paul has made 54 shots and missed 30. He has a TS of 75.5% and an AST of 42.9% while scoring 30 per game.

1.4 offensive win shares in the first five games.

Beast.

free bayless

by Cablinasian on Nov 5, 2009 10:24 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

He got blocked by J.J. Barea

Who then choked at the free throw line in turn. By the way, I think Mark Cuban is giving Dampier PEDs. He’s moving like I want Greg to move.

But slowly things happen that they cannot help and the Blazers Fellowship of the Ring begins to break apart

by Norsktroll on Nov 5, 2009 10:26 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

isnt it Damp’s contract year?

look at his numbers from his last contract year

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 10:31 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

If Bobby Brown plays well, him and Chris paul are going to abuse us at the point guard position.

How they deal with Miller defensively will define the match-up.

#88 > #23 > #25

by The Pirate on Nov 5, 2009 10:34 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

They don't even use Collison much yet

If they had all positions as stacked as point guard they would be deadly, but Peja is visibly cracking down and their shooting guards are not much to write home about.

But slowly things happen that they cannot help and the Blazers Fellowship of the Ring begins to break apart

by Norsktroll on Nov 5, 2009 10:39 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

do they ever run brown at sg alongside CP3?

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 10:40 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

they did last night because the Mav midget lineup made it possible.

free bayless

by Cablinasian on Nov 5, 2009 10:50 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

They started the game in a zone, that could be quite useful when playing both Bobby and CP3.

Plus, our three guard set-up will allow them to use both at the same time.

Hopefully that set-up will die an incredibly quick death sometime soon.

#88 > #23 > #25

by The Pirate on Nov 5, 2009 10:54 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

it seems like the blazers would be good at busting a NO zone

it seems like you can mask 1 bad defender with a zone, but when you start trying to mask 2 or more you are asking for trouble

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 11:06 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Their wings will not be able to handle Rudy, Outlaw, Martell or Roy.

The big man match-ups will be interesting. Okafor, Songalia and West are interesting both defensively and offensively. Can Oden match up with Songalia on defense, they do use him as a centre at times, can our bigs take a combined Okafor/West tandem?

#88 > #23 > #25

by The Pirate on Nov 5, 2009 10:43 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I think so. Okafor/West is a pretty traditional high-low lineup very similar to Oden or Joel combined with LaMarcus. Songaila plays more like Okur, a bit further outside pulling the center with him. But he isn’t all that dangerous. The Mavs just let him shoot.

What was funny was that they switched Dampier in for defense and whenever there was a rebound to get, but K-Hump whenever they needed scoring from the second big man. Marion disappeared towards the end of the game, and Dirk got in foul trouble and ultimately fouled out with 2 minutes to go in regulation when they should already have closed the box but didn’t.

But slowly things happen that they cannot help and the Blazers Fellowship of the Ring begins to break apart

by Norsktroll on Nov 5, 2009 11:00 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Agasint Dallas, Rudy will have to play a lot of SG/PG with Roy. Hopefully Nate will be forced to play both in the guard positions,

Marion is posting up often and with some success. Neither Rudy nor Roy are going to have a hope in hell of defending him as a SF.

#88 > #23 > #25

by The Pirate on Nov 5, 2009 11:17 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I would be ok if the mavs tried to beat us with Marion going 1 on 1

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 11:19 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Marion is not such an efficent 1-1 scorer that I would worry about him beating us single handedly, and the stop in ball movement that it creates usually makes it tough to recover from once that well goes dry.

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 11:28 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Whole family has the swine flu. and it hurts to look at screens.

and i am dreading going back to the mountain of work waiting for me.

my color is “death” today.

i realllllllllllllllly hate your sig :(
n o offense
-BlazerFan1

by TheTinfoil on Nov 5, 2009 10:25 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

sounds like you got it bad

I jumped on the tamiflu early and feel all right

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 10:27 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

swine flu is so october

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 5, 2009 10:27 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

It smells like Sauerkraut in here

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Nov 5, 2009 10:57 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

that sucks man

bowling wasnt the same without you.

Senior Asian ambassador of Blazers Edge

by Philthyanimal on Nov 5, 2009 11:05 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

doood

who’s taylor?

by broyposse on Nov 5, 2009 11:09 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Wizards. People in my office have these wizard robes, I let them know “none shall pass”, for their ridiculous attire.

by EvilKaramazov on Nov 5, 2009 10:47 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

but do they have the hats? if not, I think you should make some and hand them out

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Nov 5, 2009 10:49 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

actually, I launch into a “being comfortable” discussion by suggesting the comfort and ease one experiences when they sport a mullet. Basically, through rhetoric I try to bring them to this: snuggy = mullet

by EvilKaramazov on Nov 5, 2009 10:51 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I understand how the snuggie can be a party in the rear since it’s open… but I fail to see how it can be business in the front

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Nov 5, 2009 10:54 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

spell conjuring can be work

by GreatOden'sRaven on Nov 5, 2009 10:54 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

It’s more of sacrificing one’s dignity and appearance for the sake of feeling comfortable.

by EvilKaramazov on Nov 5, 2009 10:55 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

see… you’ve lost me, I can’t imagine anyone other than AK feeling comfortable in a mullet

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Nov 5, 2009 11:00 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Theseus rocked one back in the day, so that in hand to hand combat people wouldn’t be able to grab his hair—but he still wanted the regal look of long hair so he grew it long in the back.

by EvilKaramazov on Nov 5, 2009 11:06 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

so you’re saying AK is just like Theseus… I wonder how much hand to hand combat he experiences

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Nov 5, 2009 11:11 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

maybe it is extremely casual friday in the front?

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 11:08 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

hahaha

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by The Arkitect on Nov 5, 2009 11:14 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I am going to make millions

by making a snuggy with fold-back mittens.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Nov 5, 2009 11:01 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

oooohhhhh I got it!!!

sleeping bag with arms!!!!! Yeah, I just took it to a whole ’nuther level.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Nov 5, 2009 11:36 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

LOL

"Rudy is not everyday a shooter," Fernandez said. "He's defense. He's passes. He's assists."

by jebuz on Nov 5, 2009 11:00 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

the ad i see is for Axe shower gel.

it says “she will stay on for more than 8 seconds” and has a little animation of a girl riding on a guy’s back like a horse, complete with cowboy hat in one hand. NSFBE?

by DrivetheLane on Nov 5, 2009 11:03 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

That isn't even the most NSFBE part of the ad

it is the shirtless guy who really looks like a girl at the very end

by tingeyga on Nov 5, 2009 12:23 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Remember the fifth?

My team went to the playoffs in my first year.

by pxilpooshr on Nov 5, 2009 10:55 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

i never knew about that holiday until i spent time in England.

they celebrate domestic terrorism over there. which I found odd….until I remembered the 4th of July.

by DrivetheLane on Nov 5, 2009 11:00 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

what great country doesent?

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 11:09 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

It's only terrorism

if you lose.

"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green

by antediluvian on Nov 5, 2009 4:36 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Problem: things are going perfectly

Solution: fire everyone

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Nov 5, 2009 10:56 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

is this leading into more crazy stories about your boss?

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 11:09 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

it looks like a rhinocerous

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by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 11:11 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

they don't look nearly as intimidating without hair.

Cordell Walker wouldn’t have had such a hard time fighting a bear if he was fighting a bald one. Way less intimidation factor.

by DrivetheLane on Nov 5, 2009 11:13 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Battier?

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Nov 5, 2009 11:14 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

did you get this by subscribing to the femail list on the sidebar

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 11:15 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

i like the word ‘femail’ i just need to find the right context for it.

by EvilKaramazov on Nov 5, 2009 11:19 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

You don't need knee cartilage

signed DeJuan Blair

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Nov 5, 2009 11:14 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

completely different situation… Dejuan had cartilage, he was just so hungry his body ate it

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Nov 5, 2009 11:16 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Blair has cartilage, but his bodies appetite ate his MCLs

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 11:16 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

That isn't as funny

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Nov 5, 2009 11:16 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

how else would you describe it

seriously, MCLs are like a snickers bar made from the finest ingredients

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 11:20 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Facts make jokes less funny

quit bringing up facts

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Nov 5, 2009 11:21 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

You people need different jokes!

We can’t have two of the same one like this.

by Roybot on Nov 5, 2009 11:47 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

these jokes even have the same time stamp

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 11:49 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Yep.

But I guess Arkitect wins since his is first. That makes me sad because I like you more than him.

by Roybot on Nov 5, 2009 11:53 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

but only because I am dumber and am no threat to your BE JD ranking

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by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 12:02 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

we have rankings?

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Nov 5, 2009 12:06 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I hope it is a combination of both human polls and computer ranking

Strength of schedule, and margin of victory should also be considered

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Nov 5, 2009 12:08 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I have an algorithim that is pretty mind boggling

it is set up so that I am in first and EK is in last. I have it posted next to my crying pillow to help me cheer up.

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 12:10 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

you just fell so far down them they may as well not exist for you

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 12:09 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

that quote was taken out of context

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Nov 5, 2009 12:10 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

it is just less work

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 12:11 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

It depends on the size of your partner

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Nov 5, 2009 12:11 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

that is the difference between work being done to you and you doing work

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 12:13 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Blair has grafts for ACLs. The ones without knee cartilage are T-Mac, Brian Grant, and Oden unless the mf worked

But slowly things happen that they cannot help and the Blazers Fellowship of the Ring begins to break apart

by Norsktroll on Nov 5, 2009 11:16 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Hey....I may get MF tomorrow...

I’m scheduled for an arthroscopy of hte knee, but the surgeon says 50-50 chance of needing microfracture. Personally I’m hoping for it being just a cleanout of cartilage.
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If I post comments tomorrow, it will be under the influence of Vicodin…….which sounds rather fun!

"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green

by antediluvian on Nov 5, 2009 4:40 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

bummer dude

heal up quick

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 4:42 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Don Nelson thinks Randolph should be a center in his system. Uhm, what?

http://www.realgm.com/src_wiretap_archives/62578/20091105/randolph_could_evolve_into_center/

Last week he thought his competition was Corey Maggette, now it’s Andris Biedrins? If I didn’t know it better, I would think Nelson is pulling the longest joke in the history of the NBA on his owners to make them fire him or sell the team.

But slowly things happen that they cannot help and the Blazers Fellowship of the Ring begins to break apart

by Norsktroll on Nov 5, 2009 11:14 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

SPAM

i just got spam from BE. looks like someone is gathering email addresses from here. EFF!

Senior Asian ambassador of Blazers Edge

by Philthyanimal on Nov 5, 2009 11:19 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

The Oregon Sports Podcast?

But slowly things happen that they cannot help and the Blazers Fellowship of the Ring begins to break apart

by Norsktroll on Nov 5, 2009 11:20 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

that's the only emails i ever get from BEdgers

aside from the occasional sxt-email from GLove

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 5, 2009 11:22 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I got those for a while… but I unsubscribed and they stopped coming

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Nov 5, 2009 11:25 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

its from some other competing website

i deleted it after i forwarded it to a few people

Senior Asian ambassador of Blazers Edge

by Philthyanimal on Nov 5, 2009 11:32 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs