JD - 11/5 Dirty Socks will dress up as a woman
In case you all didn't know, Galactic Love and Starvin Marvin (aka Dirty Socks aka Da Roybot aka the self proclaimed best bowler of BE who was beaten by Prez, Xman, and myself ) have quite the wager going on. In the near future the two of them will be bowling for very high stakes. If Starvin Marvin can beat G. Love by more than 100 pins, she will buy courtside seats for Mr. Marvin. However, if Miss G. Love can beat Marvin straight up, he will need to dress up in women's clothes, complete with full makeup (and be paraded around the RG at a game). These are pretty high stakes for both of these bowlers, and since G. Love is spending all of her free time training to beat Marvin, I decided to take it upon myself to ask BE what outfit should Tyler wear when he loses.
First...we have the cheerleader outfit
2nd we have the school girl outfit (red and black obviously)
via upload.ecvv.com
3rd we class things up a little with an evening gown
4th or we can take the casual approach like Tyler's favorite celeb, Audrina
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lol best jd ever
DS aka TRB aka SM aka TSPBBOBEWGBBPXALUHB
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38
by cloudydays on Nov 5, 2009 12:04 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
to finish my thought
he needs to learn how to make smart bets
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38
Funny,I just got the low down on another g-love bet.
So, damn, cloudy, is it too early to begin the VOIDH chant?
"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire
and
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
I wouldn't want to say it on-BEdge.
I’ll e-mail you. I am starting to worry that ms. love has a gambling problem.
"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire
imma fix that for you
“I’ll e-mail you. I am starting to worry hope that ms. love has a gambling problem.”
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
good looking out
g-love’s biggest gambling problem is not having a bet with me yet.
"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire
she told you?
and I think i deserve an e-fist bump for this.
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38
she did!
You deserve three e-fist bumps! And seventy-seven more if you win.
"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire
lol i think i do too
did she tell you what the bet is?
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38
She was very insistent that the conditions of the bet not be revealed.
For the “purity of the game”.
"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire
sounds reasonable
i am surprised she told you the terms though
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38
I kind of am, too.
But not as surprised as I am that she accepted those terms.
"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire
lol
well if you saw our conversation above that, you would understand…
ask her to email you her “list”
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38
the self proclaimed best bowler of BEdge who got beat by prez, xman, and i using house balls
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38
by cloudydays on Nov 5, 2009 12:06 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
LOL
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by Philthyanimal on Nov 5, 2009 12:07 AM PST up reply actions
hahhaah
here’s what Philthy told me…DS is the John Van Velde of Bowling…
when there’s competition, he disappears
philthy is the greg oden of bowling
choked under pressure and lost to DS by 1 pin
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by Philthyanimal on Nov 5, 2009 12:09 AM PST up reply actions
I think really glamoured up in a ballgown
His hair up, his makeup dazzling, like he’s on a red carpet, would be nice at a blazer game.
personal
does your wife have a bubble butt?
It would seem an odd trait on an asian lady
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
No
I’m normally into petite athletic bodies with little boobs and a cute butt. My wife has no butt, huge boobs, and is not athletic.
what if SM collectively gays up BE
maybe we should change this bet unless we are collectively willing to make some life changes
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I think if you're into him though
It TECHNICALLY doesn’t count as gay.
Like an Asian tranny. They are feminine enough where it can go either way.
I just dont have attire to make the switch
I have a lifetime invested in wearing sweats and I am not going to give that up for mere carnal pleasure
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
that would be pretty sweet, although I have 2 token gay friends on FB right now, so I need to cut one and not add another.
no token black friends right now
why did junior get banned?
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I have 3 token gays on FB
I need to start making cuts or order some appletinis
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
lol
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38
he still could easily have made a way better bet
i speak the truth
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38
Its a terrible bet. AWFUL
Even if you give me 9:1 odds, I dont bet dressing in drag and being paraded around the RG against prime ass blazer tickets. I will watch it on tv or sit in the 300 level thank you very much…
if they did a pinwheel one
i will buy it instantly.
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by Philthyanimal on Nov 5, 2009 12:12 AM PST up reply actions
That does look like a male-to-female transgender in that schoolgirl picture up there.
Dear Paul Allen:
Fire Nate McMillan & hire Jeff Van Gundy.
Sincerely,
AK1984
it looks like daryl hannah
is she on your list of gender benders?
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
Well, there's a diference between transgender and intersex.
That aside, there’s no rumors of Daryl Hannah like there are of Jamie Lee Curtis.
Dear Paul Allen:
Fire Nate McMillan & hire Jeff Van Gundy.
Sincerely,
AK1984
Well, there’s a diference between transgender and intersex.
not when the lights go off
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
If Rebecca Haarlow and Rudy had a kid
They’d have the crookedest jaw and smile ever. It’s mouth would be on the side of their cheek.
Actually, there would be a difference.
Depending on whether or not the male-to-female transgender was pre-op or post-op, you’d have a full package or a surgerically created vagina. Regarding intersex folks, they often have an underdeveloped vagina paired with an macroclit/micropenis.
Dear Paul Allen:
Fire Nate McMillan & hire Jeff Van Gundy.
Sincerely,
AK1984
I don't got enough passion to ignore certain, uh, "gunk." I'm ol'-fashioned that way.
Anyway, I can understand if this sidebar is deleted due to being a bit overly detailed in some ways.
Dear Paul Allen:
Fire Nate McMillan & hire Jeff Van Gundy.
Sincerely,
AK1984
It could be a bit of an uncomfortable discussion for some folks, though.
On a side note, I just learned the clinical term for macroclit is clitoromegaly.
See, Google and Wikipedia are good for something.
Dear Paul Allen:
Fire Nate McMillan & hire Jeff Van Gundy.
Sincerely,
AK1984
Wow, I completely botched the word surgically.
I guess that’s much better than botching an actual surgery.
Yes, that’s a lame joke.
Dear Paul Allen:
Fire Nate McMillan & hire Jeff Van Gundy.
Sincerely,
AK1984
Ah, but there's no such thing.
Now, to be perfectly frank, it’s quite disappointing that many people don’t understand the difference between one being a genetic disorder (i.e., intersexuality) and the other being a personal choice made due to an identity crisis (i.e., transsexuality).
Dear Paul Allen:
Fire Nate McMillan & hire Jeff Van Gundy.
Sincerely,
AK1984
its cool
the words macroclit/micropenis just make me a bit uncomfortable is all, but I am a sheltered little bitch
by Rudiculous on Nov 5, 2009 2:25 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
So between even and +100 there’s nothing on the table?
Am I reading it correctly, there’s a dead zone in this bet.
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
I don't think so...
If DS wins by 100 or more, great blazer seats on glove. If not, Darcells comes to the rose garden….
tyler says they havent decided on the rest of the bet yet
just the extremes so far.
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by Philthyanimal on Nov 5, 2009 12:18 AM PST up reply actions
No Dead Zone, No Dead Zone, No Dead Zone, No Dead Zone, No Dead Zone
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
i dont think there is a dead zone
if he doesnt beat her by 100, he should suffer something less severe.
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by Philthyanimal on Nov 5, 2009 12:25 AM PST up reply actions
dont tell that to sophia
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by Philthyanimal on Nov 5, 2009 12:35 AM PST up reply actions
lmao this is probably the funniest commerical ever
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVogg_0Hhus
by portlandgiirl91 on Nov 5, 2009 12:40 AM PST reply actions
lol
i really laughed out loud that time…i didnt just type it.
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by Philthyanimal on Nov 5, 2009 12:43 AM PST up reply actions
seriously lol i think it's a joke!
but it was funny
by portlandgiirl91 on Nov 5, 2009 12:45 AM PST up reply actions
You can't spot reduce trouble areas though
It is overall body fat and genetics that give jiggle arms.
Doing a lot of arm workouts will make your arm stronger but won’t specifically burn the fat in your arm.
I can’t believe they don’t mention that in the ad :-(
yeah i think you should call em up n tell em that
by portlandgiirl91 on Nov 5, 2009 1:04 AM PST up reply actions
Howcome no one went off topic in T Darkstar's post and talked about abortion?
He brought it up. I don’t think Sophia read it.
I admit I was somewhat puzzled when he used “pro-life, pro-abortion” and “theist – atheist” as to examples of discussions that could be solve by “marshalling facts”, like he says, especially the second. Also, I don’t believe anyone is “pro-abortion” per se, but that’s just semantics, I guess.
Also, I don’t believe anyone is "pro-abortion"
AK1984
NEXT
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 1:07 AM PST up reply actions 3 recs
he's the exception that proves the rule
Indeed, I’m unique.
Stupid people have stupid ideas.
by AK1984 on Aug 6, 2009 12:31 PM CEST reply actions 0 recs
If I knock a girl up....
I am pro abortion. Otherwise, meh….
by Rudiculous on Nov 5, 2009 1:17 AM PST up reply actions 2 recs
I'd like to see Christopher Hitchens -- who I dislike for some reasons, but like for others -- utterly ...
annihilate T Darkstar in a debate. I’d just sit back, relax, and humorously watch the verbal slaughtering unfold before my very eyes.
Dear Paul Allen:
Fire Nate McMillan & hire Jeff Van Gundy.
Sincerely,
AK1984
but what if T Darkstar won?
I just blew your mind didnt I?
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
My mind would be blown, yes.
Dear Paul Allen:
Fire Nate McMillan & hire Jeff Van Gundy.
Sincerely,
AK1984
isnt his whole post a denial of deductive reasoning so that he would never be able to prove his point, unless he is the only person who can reasn deductively?
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
Maybe
I see his point. I just thought it was funny to mention topics that normally sidetrack a thread.
Yeah, the whole argument is a copout.
Regarding the Portland Trail Blazers, there’s plenty of statistics out there that can be used appropriately to ascertain a players’ value. Of course, each advanced statistical metric should be looked at in context and alongside other advanced statistical metrics.
In basketball, a combination of amalgamated stats such as PER, WoW, and adjusted +/- — as well as more basic stats like TS%, ORB%, DRB%, TRB%, AST%, STL%, BLK%, TOV%, USG%, et cetera — can be used to effectively evaluate a player. To argue otherwise is, well, foolish.
Dear Paul Allen:
Fire Nate McMillan & hire Jeff Van Gundy.
Sincerely,
AK1984
but then T DSTAR would be like, what do you mean by effective?
then you would epunch him
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
And someone would quote Mark Twain
The “there are 3 things, lies, damn lies, and statistics” or whatever it is what do I look like the world’s foremost expert on Samuel Clemens?!?!?!
Samuel Clemens?!?!?!
I thought we were talking about Mark Twain
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
I did?
Yes I did
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Nov 5, 2009 10:58 AM PST up reply actions
I do agree with him that everyone looks at stuff through their own prism, which can lead to ...
certain biases clouding their vision of objectivity. Heck, I’m more likely to defend Greg Oden — who’s had foul trouble and difficulty with turnovers so far this season — than Kevin Durant, who I’ve had reservations about due to his matador defense and selfish offense since day one.
Dear Paul Allen:
Fire Nate McMillan & hire Jeff Van Gundy.
Sincerely,
AK1984
Ultimately
I think there needs to be a “winning play” stat. On a scale from +5 to -5, was the play made going to lead to a win or a loss. It would require that each move by each player be scored, which of course makes it unreasonable.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
everyone is their own little world
maybe even their own little universe. Hence the name of the awesome 3-disk set from Bela Fleck and the Flecktones: Little Worlds. – Elgin
Travis Outlaw, the Funnel Cake of the Blazers
careful… I wrote that once and Sophia quoted me in her blog…
Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it
by The Arkitect on Nov 5, 2009 11:16 AM PST up reply actions
I was an anonymous twitterer… I think that’s why she blocked m me on twitter though… I told here that the debate needed different labels and she went off on me (if you can imagine)
Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it
by The Arkitect on Nov 5, 2009 11:22 AM PST up reply actions
What?
So she doesn’t mind those labels? Maybe she was just disagreeing with you because it was well…you.
I do seem to have that effect on her… as for the labels… I think it was pro-life and pro-choice… but her real problem was that I said there was a debate cause to her, there is none… one side is right (hers) and one side is oh so wrong (not hers)
Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it
by The Arkitect on Nov 5, 2009 11:28 AM PST up reply actions
I thought us pro abortionist were now referred to as pro choicers to better hide our murderous intents
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
these people are

THIS IS A PEDOPHILIA PSA.. WTH??
by GreatOden'sRaven on Nov 5, 2009 11:21 AM PST up reply actions
and its for real
which blows my mind
by GreatOden'sRaven on Nov 5, 2009 11:24 AM PST up reply actions
WOAH
wow
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38
HOW DID THE INVISIBLE MAN GET AN INVISIBLE CHAIR?
Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it
by The Arkitect on Nov 5, 2009 11:24 AM PST up reply actions
I did now!
Lemme write ya back here I guess— this next week will be better, we’ll catch a game only on league pass somewhere.
I am kinda sorta babysitting the 3 year old (the friends I am staying with have a 3 year old and a 10 month old) and watching him during the game tomorrow until he falls asleep. My friend doesn’t care about basketball, so his kid never watched it, but since I got here the kid is Blazer crazy because I am.
He goes “Hey Mortimer, you thinking what I’M thinking?” “I dunno, what’re you thinking about” “I’m thinking about…. THE BLAZERS. YES.” Then we high five.
So the parents never go nowhere with the two kids because the 3 year old is a handful and they got a lil’ baby. The baby is really well behaved though… tomorrow night I am watching the 3 year old, entertaining him with the game, while my friends have an evening away from the monster.
He’s been asking if the game is on yet since yesterday. HE BETTER BE GOOD LUCK.
What’s your schedule like Tuesday? I’m free all day and all night. Wednesday is fine too. If the gametime being around 5pm don’t work, we’ll figure it out.
But for the sake of my generous friends, I gotta watch the game with the kid tomorrow. I’m sorry :-(
by Mortimer on Nov 5, 2009 12:44 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Mort is blazing a trail to the youth of Laker country.
free bayless
by Cablinasian on Nov 5, 2009 12:46 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
fantastic
My friend doesn’t care about basketball, so his kid never watched it, but since I got here the kid is Blazer crazy because I am.
He goes "Hey Mortimer, you thinking what I’M thinking?" "I dunno, what’re you thinking about" "I’m thinking about…. THE BLAZERS. YES." Then we high five.
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38
by cloudydays on Nov 5, 2009 12:49 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
thats ok, your ridding the world of one future laker fan, and thereby increasing the collectives worlds IQ. Your like reverse Idiocracy ( President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho was a Laker fan for sure)…
next week is fine. I can meet up whenever, see if we can pick a middle ground that has league pass..
its easier to coordinate on email for me, so hit me up on there by this weekend and I can find someplace to watch the game
by GreatOden'sRaven on Nov 5, 2009 2:38 PM PST up reply actions
I used to have a crazy gf who liked to bet "favors"
And settle it by cuting a deck of cards
by southern oregon on Nov 5, 2009 12:59 AM PST reply actions
i don't see why you protect her so much
when you guys are over I’ll remind you of how silly you sound right now.
honestly i wouldn’t doubt it considering the hour it is lmao
by portlandgiirl91 on Nov 5, 2009 1:53 AM PST up reply actions
say you had a track jacket that said vietnam on it and sported a pretty sweet crest
you want to go to someone who will wear it with pride, and you have a couple of good suitors for it. How do you judge their relative vietnamitude?
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I like that one
I got the jacket for free and I just want it to go to a good home
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I dont have the street cred to pull off a jacket that proudly proclaims its owners vietnamitude.
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
how big is it?
My brother could rep it and I owe him one,he is about 5’ 10" and 180
by southern oregon on Nov 5, 2009 1:09 AM PST up reply actions
I dont need another contestant
I have got those, but I do need a metric
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
my bro is married into a Vietnamese family and speaks it well
Those folks can be kind of touchy about any thing that might be percieved as a diss but it might be cool
by southern oregon on Nov 5, 2009 1:16 AM PST up reply actions
ask them what a good metric is then
I am not looking to insult people on this, just give to a cool dude who will rep it proper
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
ask who one the war
first one to say US wins
by GreatOden'sRaven on Nov 5, 2009 10:35 AM PST up reply actions
it is just a jacket
is this how they settle jacket disputes in spain? yikes
OT what would be a good city to live in Spain if you wanted to race bikes?
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
Most of the US Postal team lived in Girona (Armstrong, Hincapie, etc...)
Northeast
I don’t know, bikers in Spain come from all areas. I would say the North (Galicia, Asturias, Cantabria, Basque Country), the uneven of the terrain makes for great climbers, and there are tons of amateur cycling teams. But then again, Contador is from Madrid, and Valverde is from Murcia (southeast).
how they greet you at the door
do they act all “viet cong” guerrilla warfare?
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38
Mort,I am gald to see you are such a sucess in the fashion biz
by southern oregon on Nov 5, 2009 1:38 AM PST up reply actions
You are my inspiration
If you wear my clothes you’ll get models half the age of your daughter as well.
YOUNG HEARTS, BE FREE, TONIGHT…
glad,I need to remember how to proof read
by southern oregon on Nov 5, 2009 1:41 AM PST up reply actions
I sooooooo thought that was gonna be Dueling Bangos
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Nov 5, 2009 10:35 AM PST up reply actions
dont think so
the ghost thingy demon dealamajigger sings that “tiiiiiii,iiiime, is on my side, yes it is!”
I live in LA I know everything about movies
Definitely was Pelican Brief, starring Denzel and John Goodman.
There's been a computer virus going around
That changes the plot description of Fallen and Pelican Brief with each other to confuse people trying to figure out what movie had a demon or whatever in it with Denzel.
Pelican Brief is so off the mark that it makes it harmless funning
wait…I think it was training day
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
If anyone else knew what Carbon Copy was it'd be funny too
It’s one where George Segal finds out he has a black son, and it is Denzel!
From the early 80s.
It was St Elsewhere
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Nov 5, 2009 10:35 AM PST up reply actions
It was definitely Fallen that had that song
There was a TV series that also had that song, I think people were getting younger or something, but for the life of me I can’t remember the title.
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
Finally came to me.
I think Golden years had that song. A is a Stephen King miniseries.
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
Fallen
is what you mean
and it transfers upon touch.. dope movie
by GreatOden'sRaven on Nov 5, 2009 10:37 AM PST up reply actions
I am sure you are correct in think this
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Nov 5, 2009 10:37 AM PST up reply actions
all right suckas
I have a long day ahead of me of being sick so everyone have a good night
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
lol
I did a fantasy draft…
ended up with Curry, Roy, A. Randolph, LMA, and Hibbert.
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38
yeah
I’m in the process of trading Hibbert for Oden without giving up draft picks.
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38
Frye has played pretty well
I get the feeling that Rudy and Bayless dont love the city of Portland and Nate so much that they would be totally bummed if they got traded.
by southern oregon on Nov 5, 2009 2:18 AM PST up reply actions
He is playing the 5 on D and getting it done
And camping out at the 3 point line on O so he is getting a buffet of goodness from Nash and is the first one back in transition,the round peg in the round hole
by southern oregon on Nov 5, 2009 2:31 AM PST up reply actions
still refuses to rebound tho
I wish him the best, the suns very well may have a better record than us, which is frustrating…
He has been doing ok on the defensive glass and
You dont get any offensive boards when the coach tells you to stay out side the 3 point line
by southern oregon on Nov 5, 2009 2:35 AM PST up reply actions
Serigo on the other hand got dealt some crappy cards
Evans looks like the real deal and Beno has improved to almost average so he is bumming on the end of the bench,it might have worked out different if he had gone some where else
by southern oregon on Nov 5, 2009 2:47 AM PST up reply actions
Tyreke has been pretty bad every game until today's game
But the Kings will force feed him minutes… good for my FBB team, but Evans ain’t been good yet.
Beno can have a game like he had in their 1st victory every once in a while, so even though he isn’t good he has the big contract that they want to get something out of, and when he has that sort of game it buys him leeway in the next 15 bad ones.
That seems like a popular reaction these days. I absolutely don't buy it. See here.
Turns out Sac-town was a bad fit for Sergio, by the way. They have a lottery pick and a relatively highly paid guy in front of him. There is nothing he can do to get minutes there, even though they’re awful… Sergio’s plight continues. – KP Corleone
http://www.blazersedge.com/2009/11/4/1114102/media-row-report-blazers-91-hawks#23853640
But slowly things happen that they cannot help and the Blazers Fellowship of the Ring begins to break apart
I, too, expect Sergio Rodriguez to be back in Spain next year.
Dear Paul Allen:
Fire Nate McMillan & hire Jeff Van Gundy.
Sincerely,
AK1984
I can't believe dressing up as a woman is the punishment here (and why one side gets a reward while the other gets punished for a win)
Sophia, Claire, Ann, Ms. Royboto, Section 323, NBF if she didn’t get shot by a Yankees fan, did I mention Ann, … will be here any hour to freak out (with the severity of reaction depending on current daily hormone levels of course). How did this slip past the Glove?
But slowly things happen that they cannot help and the Blazers Fellowship of the Ring begins to break apart
Was this prop bet run past by our resident lawyer? Did the wise crow approve it? Still smh.
But slowly things happen that they cannot help and the Blazers Fellowship of the Ring begins to break apart
aspiring lawyer says it's fine
and it’s funny
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38
Yeah Norsk....you forgot Twiggs an FFA
They could totally go crazy freak out too……I think this might be sexism
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Nov 5, 2009 10:41 AM PST up reply actions
He didn't forget me!
I’m the resident lawyer!!
it should be considered whether dressing up as a man would also be a punishment :) And the answer is not clearly no (at least in my case).
Does intent matter?
I don’t think the intention of the bet was pure punishment. I think gfunklove made the bet because she would enjoy dressing him up more so than because he would be embarrassed by it.
"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire
yeah, I think the motives change the whole case
her motive isn’t as much punishment as it is “fun”
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38
I don't believe this to be true
It for embarrassment pure and simple
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
I'd believe g-love over your beliefs.
Where is she? She loves junk about her.
"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire
with the severity of reaction depending on current daily hormone levels of course/blockquote>
hahah sophia is gonna knock you out Norsk
lol
i didnt see that part
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38
I'm writing on one. Not sure if it will be worth reading, but somewhat original at least.
It’s about Nate :)
But slowly things happen that they cannot help and the Blazers Fellowship of the Ring begins to break apart
They make me embarrassed to be a Blazers fan
Just like the Obama birth certificate folks, they make me embarrassed to be American.
Nice, I was just able to pick up J.R. Smith in my other ESPN league
Winning that one is pretty easy if you have a balanced roster. And 1 guy can be stored on IR, or in his case suspended reserve.
But slowly things happen that they cannot help and the Blazers Fellowship of the Ring begins to break apart
how many leagues are you in?
I’m starting to think you have Michael Keaton’s machine from Multiplicity
well this is a funny JD topic
I don’t care about the answer, but I always enjoy seeing ScarletJ.
"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire
i agree, she needs to become a Blazer fan
Delonte West: Zombie Hunter
by In Walks Rudy on Nov 5, 2009 6:48 AM PST up reply actions
I wonder if the urban legend is true.
About waking up Sleep BEdgers.
"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire
I think he summed it up fairly well; we fire on all cylinders for about one quarter per game.
But dang, for that one quarter we’re good.
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
Heh Eddie House
Won’t shoot unless he has the basket ball.
My team went to the playoffs in my first year.
I would of thought the same thing,
but I can practically throw a rock and hit Big Al’s.
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
I guess I’m within walking distance of Hollywood Bowl, but I’ve never felt the urge.
My team went to the playoffs in my first year.
I haven’t been to Big Al’s yet.
My dad said he would come over and we’d go…Parents these days, so fickle and undependable.
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
I'll go with you Pxil
if you ever decide that you want to go bowling. – Elgin
Travis Outlaw, the Funnel Cake of the Blazers
DS says bowling is americas most popularly participated sport
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by Philthyanimal on Nov 5, 2009 10:13 AM PST up reply actions
i'd believe that.
it makes sense. fairly inexpensive. family oriented. don’t have to be good at it to have fun. don’t have to own equipment. that actually makes perfect sense.
by DrivetheLane on Nov 5, 2009 10:24 AM PST up reply actions
If you take it seriously ....having your own equipment is the most important part
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Nov 5, 2009 10:43 AM PST up reply actions
right.
but i was talking about the assertion that it’s teh most popularly participated sport in the US. not having to own your own equipment would be a big factor in that. but yeah, if you’re super in to it, you’ll have your own stuff. DS had something like 6 different bowling balls he used last night.
by DrivetheLane on Nov 5, 2009 10:46 AM PST up reply actions
then dried it by juggling it in a towel
by GreatOden'sRaven on Nov 5, 2009 10:57 AM PST up reply actions
Yes...DS frequently gets oil on his balls
which should be gently removed with a soft towel before using them
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Nov 5, 2009 11:00 AM PST up reply actions
not that i noticed. but i got to the alley a little late.
maybe it was a pre-bowling ritual he goes through.
by DrivetheLane on Nov 5, 2009 10:59 AM PST up reply actions
I believe I have asked him, and he has never seen Big Lebowski, and I am pretty sure he has never seen Kingpin
those movies seem like essential movies for a bowler
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
oh yeah, for sure.
those are kind of essential movies for anyone to see.
by DrivetheLane on Nov 5, 2009 11:03 AM PST up reply actions
Dirty socks wont come into the JD
but he wanted me to link u to this…
http://www.doubledonut.com/2006/08/14/top-25-most-popular-sportsrecreational-activities-in-the-us
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by Philthyanimal on Nov 5, 2009 11:07 AM PST up reply actions
lol
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38
haha. he really won't show up?
that’s kinda funny. show yourself, lurker!
by DrivetheLane on Nov 5, 2009 11:08 AM PST up reply actions
lol hes talking to me on gchat
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by Philthyanimal on Nov 5, 2009 11:10 AM PST up reply actions
Tell him his mother ordered him to participate in the JD
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Nov 5, 2009 11:11 AM PST up reply actions
tell him to come back
someone is going to have to take his place as the joke taker and I am afraid it will fall to me
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
no way
he woulda hung himself from peppiness by now
by GreatOden'sRaven on Nov 5, 2009 12:08 PM PST up reply actions
and his kitchen presence
I get the paper, so I don't care!
by Name's Ash on Nov 5, 2009 12:25 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
fixed
DS says bowling is americas most popularly participated a sport
Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it
by The Arkitect on Nov 5, 2009 10:48 AM PST up reply actions
damn sorry I was trying to ignore this.
bowling <> sport
"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire
Post is out
http://www.blazersedge.com/2009/11/5/1116972/nate-in-the-land-of-the-giants
But slowly things happen that they cannot help and the Blazers Fellowship of the Ring begins to break apart
It doesn't really matter what DS has to dress up in,
but whatever it is, fishnet stocking should definitely be involved.
Gotta love it
http://www.sbnation.com/2009/11/5/1117161/andrew-bynum-elbow-injury-lakers
No, not that he’s injured again (even if just day by day). I just love how there is nothing on ESPN or NBA.com talking about this at all. If it was Oden it would be front page headlines.
"We believe" -Rudy Fernandez
no kidding.
Bynum has missed a ton of games with various injuries yet seems to have no national reputation for being “injury prone.” If Greg turned an ankle, it’d be all over the place.
Craigslist
Yesterday, we were about to post my wife’s 97 Corolla on craigslist to sell, and I noticed an ad for someone wanting to buy a Corolla. So, I sent some pics, gave him my number etc..then I google his email this morning and find out it was associated with a craigslist scam in the past.
No call back for him!
Glad I googled it…hopefully saved me some hassle. The lesson here is, be careful and do a little bit of research before you deal on CL.
Have you read the article about Craiglist, the business ,in Wired?
It’s a really interesting read.
http://www.wired.com/entertainment/theweb/magazine/17-09/ff_craigslist
by broyposse on Nov 5, 2009 9:02 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
My flatmate just got laid off
The company is closing the Spanish branch. Unemployment rate here is around 19%, crazy stuff. This sucks.
I put a 93 Corolla on Craigslist once
Within an hour I got 5 or 6 mexicans calling me. Each one had the same story. It was, “I’ll give you $1,000 for that right now. My girlfriend needs a car, and I want to get it for her.”
It was really strange.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
It is funny how people want like an immediate and substantial discount without ever seeing what you are selling
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I sold a weekend in the Mandarin in San Francisco in EBay
I bet I got about 20 e-mails telling me they were worthless and just sell them to the guy now for $100 or $200 bucks. I ended up getting over $800 for them.
i've bought a couple things off craigslist
but never tried to sell anything. i’d rather be the wacko calling than have the wackos calling.
I never use a phone number and I meet in a public place
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
i don't put my number or email on the origanl post
but slowly divulge info. at the rate i feel comfy through email, sometimes i let them in, sometimes i meet them on my porch.
14736251
luckily I sell mostly bike list and as I have got deeper “in the scene” it usually takes me a day or less to sell something to someone I know, so that is nice.
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I never check my email
so I use a phone number. I have not had any problems so far
I get the paper, so I don't care!
Name’s Ash, please ignore
next time Name’s Ash is selling something lets all beat him up so we can keep him safe in the long run
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I sold a lot of stuff.
chainlink fence
trailer by coleman
used aluminum windows
a bathroom mirror
pedestal sink
furnance
etc, etc
I get the paper, so I don't care!
WHY ARE YOU LISTING THE THINGS STOLEN FROM MY HOME?!
by EvilKaramazov on Nov 5, 2009 9:42 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
you did not love it
PROOF: you should have been scouring craigslist for it if you loved it. Poser.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
EK
did you weigh in on TDarkstar’s fanpost?
I would be interested in what you have to say about it
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
no I just got here. I’ll go have a look.
by EvilKaramazov on Nov 5, 2009 9:45 AM PST up reply actions
I was trying to sound smrt, but I knew I would get busted when you weighed in
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I read his post, the comments below are quite a bit longer (i read some but not most). If you weigh in, you should weigh in under this pretense:
I will not read any of your comments to this post, as they are all based upon opinion. Please see above for reference.
Darkstar is smart one. I agree, sort of with what he’s saying; but I think there is more to. If you read it, to do it honor, you should ask yourself, what is Darkstar’s first principle. What is that from which he’s growing his argument. You might assert that he’s suggesting, ’things that are said by fans are often in wrong opinion (dumb, ignorant, etc); BE is exhibit A."
by EvilKaramazov on Nov 5, 2009 9:55 AM PST up reply actions
I am not sure what to make of it
on what hand it seems to throw out the idea that you can even come to an opinion based on facts, and therefore all opinions are suspect and inherently, and fatally flawed
on the other hand maybe I am taking his phrasing too literally
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
It’s really helpful to know what you’re talking about and define terms in these kinds of discussions—Like what is a fact. What is an opinion, how are the different, etc. First principles are usually that which can’t be proven, like definitions. From them you grow a body of an argument. For example, having a dominant big man is the key to a championship—that might be a first principle. Looking at teams and big men today, and then saying they’re not championship teams, is sort of going the opposite way—namely looking at symptoms, and not the thing itself. Does that makes sense? I think that’s part of darkstar’s frustration. People aren’t looking at the things themselves.
by EvilKaramazov on Nov 5, 2009 10:26 AM PST up reply actions
interesting rephrasing
so you think Tdark is just frustrated that people are looking at symptoms, but not the root cause?
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
It’s a pretty common, i’d say, especially for fans, or fanatics, if you want to blow the word out to its origin. We tend to gather all the pieces we’re seeing and then prescribe the disease. It’s like looking at your sweaty palms and declaring you have jaundice. Instead, we should know clearly what jaundice is, and decide if it’s taken hold of you.
by EvilKaramazov on Nov 5, 2009 10:35 AM PST up reply actions
on behalf of the fans and sports writers?, definitely. Evaluating our methodologies is not something many of us do.
by EvilKaramazov on Nov 5, 2009 10:46 AM PST up reply actions
We bought a car on CL
We bought our 05 Sienna on Craigslist..and it was a good experience, and a heckuva deal.
I’ve never sold anything on it, except our Corolla…which we will probably post today.
I never post my phone number until I get a response, then judge if I’m comfortable. With this scam dude, I only gave him my cell number.
I always sell furniture on there
people are on that stuff QUICK
by GreatOden'sRaven on Nov 5, 2009 10:40 AM PST up reply actions
We've bought and sold a ton of crap on CL.
My brother has sold like 4 cars. We always just give a cell phone number.
selling things is annoying...
If you go that route, make sure you write NO TRADES!!!! at least 92 times. It is amazing what people will offer you. I was trying to sell my old xbox after I got a 360, I got trade offers involving a steelhead fishing pole, an air intake system for some 80’s car(seriously), and 60 dollars in grocery’s(I assume they had food stamps). Just remember, NO TRADES, if your item is worth the price of my xbox, sell it and bring me the cash…
I approve this message
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
i just stick with cash only please
that also keeps the cashier check scammers at bay
by GreatOden'sRaven on Nov 5, 2009 2:39 PM PST up reply actions
you guys are limiting the number of potential victims with all these ridiculous conditions.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
i thought we were talking about when you were selling?!
when I buy I like to offer used CD jewel cases as payment
by GreatOden'sRaven on Nov 5, 2009 2:50 PM PST up reply actions
It was only one girl
The first dude to get her a 93 Corolla wins the prize
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Nov 5, 2009 10:46 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
tell him about seasonal retail
that is what winners do!
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I feel like my current state of internet forthrightness would allow someone to know me at the city level, but not much past that, but if you were stalking me I would be cool with that.
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
while I have lain in bed I have watched
4 christmases
500 days of summer
maybe it is my 102deg F fever, but I liked them both
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
how did you get 500 days of summer already>
LINK ME!!!
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by Philthyanimal on Nov 5, 2009 10:17 AM PST up reply actions
thanks
i gave up awhile ago when all of them ended up being fakes
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by Philthyanimal on Nov 5, 2009 10:48 AM PST up reply actions
yeah, they finally started getting real on tuesday
any luck on paper hearts?
(I feel really effeminate for admitting that I want to see that.)
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
i dotn know what paper hearts is
i’m gonna look for a 500 days blu ray version
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by Philthyanimal on Nov 5, 2009 11:08 AM PST up reply actions
jello hunk.
My team went to the playoffs in my first year.
by pxilpooshr on Nov 5, 2009 10:03 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
hahahah
Have you read Twigg’s back and forth with R11 after TiH added fuel to the flames in the fanshot?
It is so funny…that’s why I love this site…We all fight over something we love so much
http://www.blazersedge.com/2009/11/4/1115380/nate-wants-miller-to-be-more
LOLz
Sorry, I’ll prolly get banned for my response but I don’t even know who that guy is and he’s basically saying I’m not a fan. He can shove it.
"We believe" -Rudy Fernandez
there's nothing in that response that's bannable.
at least i wouldn’t think so. it was a good retort.
by DrivetheLane on Nov 5, 2009 10:15 AM PST up reply actions
i want to throw up in your shoes, while you sleep.
by EvilKaramazov on Nov 5, 2009 10:16 AM PST up reply actions
that's a good retort too.
but what’d I do!?
btw, did you see that question about Eliot that cloudy had in one of the JD’s yesterday? someone suggested you e-mail him, and I don’t know if he still needs some input, but you might have some good ideas for him. at least, better than the ones I presented.
by DrivetheLane on Nov 5, 2009 10:19 AM PST up reply actions
No, I left work early to be sick. Should I go looking for it? His paper was due yesterday. I’m not sure I can help him now…
by EvilKaramazov on Nov 5, 2009 10:21 AM PST up reply actions
no big deal then.
you can look if you’re interested enough. he just asked about quotes from Eliot on poetry/art. I suggested some stuff from Four Quartets, mostly a passage from the 5th section of East Coker.
by DrivetheLane on Nov 5, 2009 10:22 AM PST up reply actions
when i rode to work this morning, I thought to myself, if I were writing that letter, I would assume the role of Tolstoy, in keeping with the class. That’d be a fun letter.
by EvilKaramazov on Nov 5, 2009 10:28 AM PST up reply actions
that is a really good idea
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38
it's all bueno
I was just looking for a quote from him to start off the essay
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38
i think he's actually a regular poster too
he shouldn’t have been snarky and say “overreact much?” to you…because Nate’s comments can be construed both ways…
so since both of you were snarky, i think the BEdge rules says it cancel it each other out
yeah, isn’t “overreact much?” an over reaction in itself?
by EvilKaramazov on Nov 5, 2009 10:18 AM PST up reply actions
in context to the thread, that is. I think so.
by EvilKaramazov on Nov 5, 2009 10:18 AM PST up reply actions
Hey now!
I depend on you :(
Just kidding, I’m not even going to respond again. So I hears you are meeting Sophia and me tomorrow pre-game? Where are we going?
"We believe" -Rudy Fernandez
philthy invited?
Senior Asian ambassador of Blazers Edge
by Philthyanimal on Nov 5, 2009 11:08 AM PST up reply actions
Ya
I had to vent as well, his attitude is becoming too common on a site meant for discussing the blazers…
I'm a little late to the "This Is It" party but that movie just made me think Michael Jackson was even more of a freak.
#88<#23<#25
I guess, I hate Michael Jackson with a passion but as a spectacle, to see the effort put into the show and the train wreck that is Michael's dancing it was worth the show.
I did watch it in a VIP cinema though, with waiter service, the cocktails definitely helped.
#88<#23<#25
I still rock it, when possible. I’ve almost bought some huey lewis and the news—i might be able to rock a new drug and the heart of rock n roll. the rest might be way out there, even for me.
by EvilKaramazov on Nov 5, 2009 10:22 AM PST up reply actions
Ghost Buster's theme is also good
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Nov 5, 2009 10:56 AM PST up reply actions
NBA ILP is working!
Watching the Hornets – Mavs match up and even taking some notes.
This is the first time on demand has worked for me since the season starrted.
#88<#23<#25
does your sig imply
that Outlaw is better than Martell who is better than Nic?
by DrivetheLane on Nov 5, 2009 10:23 AM PST up reply actions
ah.
well that’d make much more sense. to me anyway….
by DrivetheLane on Nov 5, 2009 10:25 AM PST up reply actions
Chris Paul has made 54 shots and missed 30. He has a TS of 75.5% and an AST of 42.9% while scoring 30 per game.
1.4 offensive win shares in the first five games.
Beast.
free bayless
He got blocked by J.J. Barea
Who then choked at the free throw line in turn. By the way, I think Mark Cuban is giving Dampier PEDs. He’s moving like I want Greg to move.
But slowly things happen that they cannot help and the Blazers Fellowship of the Ring begins to break apart
If Bobby Brown plays well, him and Chris paul are going to abuse us at the point guard position.
How they deal with Miller defensively will define the match-up.
#88 > #23 > #25
They don't even use Collison much yet
If they had all positions as stacked as point guard they would be deadly, but Peja is visibly cracking down and their shooting guards are not much to write home about.
But slowly things happen that they cannot help and the Blazers Fellowship of the Ring begins to break apart
They started the game in a zone, that could be quite useful when playing both Bobby and CP3.
Plus, our three guard set-up will allow them to use both at the same time.
Hopefully that set-up will die an incredibly quick death sometime soon.
#88 > #23 > #25
Their wings will not be able to handle Rudy, Outlaw, Martell or Roy.
The big man match-ups will be interesting. Okafor, Songalia and West are interesting both defensively and offensively. Can Oden match up with Songalia on defense, they do use him as a centre at times, can our bigs take a combined Okafor/West tandem?
#88 > #23 > #25
I think so. Okafor/West is a pretty traditional high-low lineup very similar to Oden or Joel combined with LaMarcus. Songaila plays more like Okur, a bit further outside pulling the center with him. But he isn’t all that dangerous. The Mavs just let him shoot.
What was funny was that they switched Dampier in for defense and whenever there was a rebound to get, but K-Hump whenever they needed scoring from the second big man. Marion disappeared towards the end of the game, and Dirk got in foul trouble and ultimately fouled out with 2 minutes to go in regulation when they should already have closed the box but didn’t.
But slowly things happen that they cannot help and the Blazers Fellowship of the Ring begins to break apart
Agasint Dallas, Rudy will have to play a lot of SG/PG with Roy. Hopefully Nate will be forced to play both in the guard positions,
Marion is posting up often and with some success. Neither Rudy nor Roy are going to have a hope in hell of defending him as a SF.
#88 > #23 > #25
I would be ok if the mavs tried to beat us with Marion going 1 on 1
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
Any situation where you give up easy points defensively is not a good situation.
Especially considering our awful defense.
#88 > #23 > #25
Whole family has the swine flu. and it hurts to look at screens.
and i am dreading going back to the mountain of work waiting for me.
my color is “death” today.
i realllllllllllllllly hate your sig :(
n o offense
-BlazerFan1
It smells like Sauerkraut in here
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Nov 5, 2009 10:57 AM PST up reply actions
that sucks man
bowling wasnt the same without you.
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by Philthyanimal on Nov 5, 2009 11:05 AM PST up reply actions
I envy the man that decided to take the bath robe, turn it around and then make millions off that idea.
#88 > #23 > #25
by The Pirate on Nov 5, 2009 10:46 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
Wizards. People in my office have these wizard robes, I let them know “none shall pass”, for their ridiculous attire.
by EvilKaramazov on Nov 5, 2009 10:47 AM PST up reply actions
but do they have the hats? if not, I think you should make some and hand them out
Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it
by The Arkitect on Nov 5, 2009 10:49 AM PST up reply actions
actually, I launch into a “being comfortable” discussion by suggesting the comfort and ease one experiences when they sport a mullet. Basically, through rhetoric I try to bring them to this: snuggy = mullet
by EvilKaramazov on Nov 5, 2009 10:51 AM PST up reply actions
I understand how the snuggie can be a party in the rear since it’s open… but I fail to see how it can be business in the front
Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it
by The Arkitect on Nov 5, 2009 10:54 AM PST up reply actions
It’s more of sacrificing one’s dignity and appearance for the sake of feeling comfortable.
by EvilKaramazov on Nov 5, 2009 10:55 AM PST up reply actions
see… you’ve lost me, I can’t imagine anyone other than AK feeling comfortable in a mullet
Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it
by The Arkitect on Nov 5, 2009 11:00 AM PST up reply actions
Theseus rocked one back in the day, so that in hand to hand combat people wouldn’t be able to grab his hair—but he still wanted the regal look of long hair so he grew it long in the back.
by EvilKaramazov on Nov 5, 2009 11:06 AM PST up reply actions
so you’re saying AK is just like Theseus… I wonder how much hand to hand combat he experiences
Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it
by The Arkitect on Nov 5, 2009 11:11 AM PST up reply actions
hahaha
Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it
by The Arkitect on Nov 5, 2009 11:14 AM PST up reply actions
I am going to make millions
by making a snuggy with fold-back mittens.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
oooohhhhh I got it!!!
sleeping bag with arms!!!!! Yeah, I just took it to a whole ’nuther level.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
the ad i see is for Axe shower gel.
it says “she will stay on for more than 8 seconds” and has a little animation of a girl riding on a guy’s back like a horse, complete with cowboy hat in one hand. NSFBE?
by DrivetheLane on Nov 5, 2009 11:03 AM PST up reply actions
That isn't even the most NSFBE part of the ad
it is the shirtless guy who really looks like a girl at the very end
i never knew about that holiday until i spent time in England.
they celebrate domestic terrorism over there. which I found odd….until I remembered the 4th of July.
by DrivetheLane on Nov 5, 2009 11:00 AM PST up reply actions
It's only terrorism
if you lose.
"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green
they don't look nearly as intimidating without hair.
Cordell Walker wouldn’t have had such a hard time fighting a bear if he was fighting a bald one. Way less intimidation factor.
by DrivetheLane on Nov 5, 2009 11:13 AM PST up reply actions
did you get this by subscribing to the femail list on the sidebar
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
i like the word ‘femail’ i just need to find the right context for it.
by EvilKaramazov on Nov 5, 2009 11:19 AM PST up reply actions
Wally World had knee surgery a few weeks ago, will likely retire for lack of cartilage in the knee
But slowly things happen that they cannot help and the Blazers Fellowship of the Ring begins to break apart
You don't need knee cartilage
signed DeJuan Blair
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Nov 5, 2009 11:14 AM PST up reply actions
completely different situation… Dejuan had cartilage, he was just so hungry his body ate it
Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it
by The Arkitect on Nov 5, 2009 11:16 AM PST up reply actions
Blair has cartilage, but his bodies appetite ate his MCLs
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
That isn't as funny
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Nov 5, 2009 11:16 AM PST up reply actions
how else would you describe it
seriously, MCLs are like a snickers bar made from the finest ingredients
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
Facts make jokes less funny
quit bringing up facts
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Nov 5, 2009 11:21 AM PST up reply actions
Yep.
But I guess Arkitect wins since his is first. That makes me sad because I like you more than him.
but only because I am dumber and am no threat to your BE JD ranking
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
we have rankings?
Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it
by The Arkitect on Nov 5, 2009 12:06 PM PST up reply actions
I hope it is a combination of both human polls and computer ranking
Strength of schedule, and margin of victory should also be considered
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Nov 5, 2009 12:08 PM PST up reply actions
you just fell so far down them they may as well not exist for you
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
that quote was taken out of context
Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it
by The Arkitect on Nov 5, 2009 12:10 PM PST up reply actions
It depends on the size of your partner
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Nov 5, 2009 12:11 PM PST up reply actions
Blair has grafts for ACLs. The ones without knee cartilage are T-Mac, Brian Grant, and Oden unless the mf worked
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Hey....I may get MF tomorrow...
I’m scheduled for an arthroscopy of hte knee, but the surgeon says 50-50 chance of needing microfracture. Personally I’m hoping for it being just a cleanout of cartilage.
.
If I post comments tomorrow, it will be under the influence of Vicodin…….which sounds rather fun!
"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green
Don Nelson thinks Randolph should be a center in his system. Uhm, what?
http://www.realgm.com/src_wiretap_archives/62578/20091105/randolph_could_evolve_into_center/
Last week he thought his competition was Corey Maggette, now it’s Andris Biedrins? If I didn’t know it better, I would think Nelson is pulling the longest joke in the history of the NBA on his owners to make them fire him or sell the team.
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SPAM
i just got spam from BE. looks like someone is gathering email addresses from here. EFF!
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The Oregon Sports Podcast?
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that's the only emails i ever get from BEdgers
aside from the occasional sxt-email from GLove
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38
I got those for a while… but I unsubscribed and they stopped coming
Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it
by The Arkitect on Nov 5, 2009 11:25 AM PST up reply actions
its from some other competing website
i deleted it after i forwarded it to a few people
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by Philthyanimal on Nov 5, 2009 11:32 AM PST up reply actions
it sounds like he is feeling less than welcome in the JD
sad
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
lol i think its cuz he wants the heat to die down from this jd
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by Philthyanimal on Nov 5, 2009 11:32 AM PST up reply actions
lol he said the catsuit is rediculous
and that hes not parading around the RG or anywhere public…that just proves how unconfident he is.
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by Philthyanimal on Nov 5, 2009 11:36 AM PST up reply actions
Yep....backpedalling
BIG time
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Nov 5, 2009 11:56 AM PST up reply actions
the cops are after him? yeah, when i feel the heat coming round the corner, i leave the twist in the car and make a dash for it.
by EvilKaramazov on Nov 5, 2009 11:35 AM PST up reply actions
i have 5 guys injured day-to-day in my ESPN league. What the heck?
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i'm not sure a burger made
entirely out of bacon would be as good as it sounds.
by DrivetheLane on Nov 5, 2009 11:47 AM PST up reply actions
i have this weird thing where
i like my arteries to not get clogged with bacon. Also this thing where too much of a good thing isn’t a good thing.
you shouldn't have

Legend has it, it was named after Vandross posthumously.
"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire
good lord almighty
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38
have you ever tried that?
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38
whatever you do
Don’t google video of people eating these things.
"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire
2, maybe 3 buckets of KFC extra crispy
and 4 cartons of gravy?
by GreatOden'sRaven on Nov 5, 2009 2:43 PM PST up reply actions
I don’t think i really approve of it’s construction. I think the maker should have cracked a few egg yokes into the ground pork to help it hold together and then he could have grilled it. As it is, this reminds me of Northern Italian sausage meatballs…
by EvilKaramazov on Nov 5, 2009 11:51 AM PST up reply actions
yeah eggs would have worked
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38
FLAG
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38
oops see below reg tim cascade chips
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by Philthyanimal on Nov 5, 2009 11:48 AM PST up reply actions
this burger is gross but i wanna try it - the cheezus
Two grilled cheese sandwiches made with thick slices of Texas toast nuzzling a hand pressed Black Angus beef patty, topped with lettuce, tomatoes, onion, mustard, and mayo. Can someone say heart failure?
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by Philthyanimal on Nov 5, 2009 11:52 AM PST up reply actions
oops fail

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by Philthyanimal on Nov 5, 2009 11:52 AM PST up reply actions
good lord that looks delicious
it needs something to hold the meat together better though..
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38
perhaps it should be wrapped in bacon?
Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it
by The Arkitect on Nov 5, 2009 11:58 AM PST up reply actions
too bad tim cascade doesnt make habanero chips anymore
i remember stockpiling like 12 bags when i found out they were discontinued.
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i still prefer jalepeno chips
Tims are hard to find down here but damn are they good
by GreatOden'sRaven on Nov 5, 2009 11:49 AM PST up reply actions
where u at?
i really like tims other brand that does the sweet onion or maui chips
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by Philthyanimal on Nov 5, 2009 11:50 AM PST up reply actions
ah
need a care package?
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by Philthyanimal on Nov 5, 2009 11:59 AM PST up reply actions
if your offering!
you betcha!
big dans bento sauce
some beaver mustard
and some Tims Cascade chips.
all the goodness of home
by GreatOden'sRaven on Nov 5, 2009 12:00 PM PST up reply actions
Pretty funny imaginary conversation between Daryl Morey and Bill Simmons. Some language.
http://www.thedreamshake.com/2009/11/5/1117352/the-sports-guys-phone-call-to
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LO in H. E. double hockey sticks
10/28/09 9:27 p.m. A 4-year-old locked himself in a bedroom but later got out.
10/29/09 12:47 p.m. An ex-wife showed up with a U-Haul and started removing items from an abode.
10/31/09 2:06 p.m. A cheap CD was stolen from a car on Cornell Street.
10/26/09 9:40 a.m. An elderly woman took off in a vehicle and is headed for Arizona.
10/26/09 11:53 a.m. Multiple prank calls have been received by a man over the past six months. The responsible party is being sought.
10/27/09 9:04 a.m. A man who works at a high school told police he has to smoke while driving his car because he is not allowed to smoke at his workplace.
10/27/09 11 a.m. A city-sponsored basketball game ended with one of the players being punched in the face when he tried to walk away from the game.
10/27/09 11:17 a.m. When a man was changing the locks on a foreclosed home he encountered a woman and a man with a knife. The 20-year-old subjects were carrying backpacks and were accompanied by a dog. When the reporting person asked what they were doing, the male brandished a knife and said they were just hanging out.
10/27/09 1:31 p.m. An ex-girlfriend is harassing a new girlfriend by sending postcards to her work place, and the boyfriend is upset.
10/27/09 5:03 p.m. A man is concerned about a woman he picked up in Salem.
10/27/09 7:28 p.m. A 13-year-old girl ran away from home after refusing to do chores and arguing with her grandmother. The girl later returned home and all was OK.
10/27/09 7:40 p.m. An unknown man tried to open the door of a woman’s home, then later was observed sitting nearby. She asked if he needed something, and he replied he was at the wrong address. The woman is skeptical.
10/27/09 7:45 p.m. A girl was screaming and throwing herself into walls and yelling at people to go away. Evidently worn out by this behavior, she then went to sleep.
10/29/09 8:06 p.m. A man was found lying down at the entrance to a pizza place.
10/30/09 1:16 p.m. A car is still parked in the wrong direction at Hallinan School.
10/30/09 3:40 p.m. A high school student exposed himself in front of a grade school while changing clothes. A coach was advised that his team needed to change elsewhere.
10/30/09 6:16 p.m. A female and child in a stroller, not dressed appropriately for the weather, have been sitting on a corner for the past 90 minutes.
10/30/09 7:05 p.m. Strange lights in the sky turned out to be spotlights coming from Oregon City.
10/30/09 7:42 p.m. Kids from a kindergarten jumped into a backyard.
10/31/09 12:08 p.m. An ex-girlfriend is repeatedly ringing the doorbell of a woman’s boyfriend. She was found to be not drunk, just persistent.
10/31/09 12:21 a.m. An upset teen boy got drunk after his parents wouldn’t let him stay at a girlfriend’s house.
10/31/09 6:35 p.m. Some creeps in a green Jeep were swearing and drinking.
10/31/09 9:02 p.m. A woman was disturbed by two large booms.
11/1/09 3:01 a.m. A reported drunken woman on the street turned out to be a sober man.
11/1/09 6:34 p.m. A beagle inside a white box van won’t stop barking.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
I know
Ya shouldn’t undersell your stolen items. Whatta big dummy.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
Maybe it was a Cheap Trick CD
“I want you to want me”
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Nov 5, 2009 12:04 PM PST up reply actions
maybe it was MmmBop or an NSYNC album
he meant crap but they wrote cheap
by GreatOden'sRaven on Nov 5, 2009 12:08 PM PST up reply actions
so y’all are saying to make sure we club them to death?
message recieved
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
NO!
I know you like NSYNC, jonestr. Stop trying to hide it. You have to at least admit that it’s better than whatever DS links to, right?!
I dont even click on DS’s music links
I am a music snob who only enjoys the worst kind of music
I cant get on board with this new fangled NSYNC stuff when Slayer is still dropping records. You will have to hit me up in 2012 after they release their last record (the idea of that chokes me up inside.)
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
they are the nsync of speed metal
do you really not know of Slayer?

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I always thought of them as death metal, but that is semantics
infamous butcher – angel of DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!!
I get the paper, so I don't care!
I don't think so....
I mean, I suppose I have probably heard of them but I don’t care enough to google them.
if you look carefully, you can pick jonestr out of the scenes
"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire
just like nsync, they also have a former mousketeer in the band
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
maybe we will have to ease you into this, but I am not sure of a path that goes from nsync to slayer, but it will probably involve some dark times where you are listening to a lot of butt rock
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
Don't forget Elton John
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
I was going to go raining blood, but it all gives the feel
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
naw South of Heaven is good stuff
Just a touch slower than usual.
Angel of Death has an insane BPM.
"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire
no you're right..
reign in blood <→ seasons in the abyss was great for me
"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire
you are saying reign in blood is not as good as seasons in the abyss?
undisputed attitude was their hands down funniest album
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
no that is supposed to be a continuum line
Like I really like their stuff from reign to seasons, and then I moved on to happy hippie music.
I do remember that album though, but, as a rule, I had a hard time with them during the non-Lombardo years.
And I never tried since he got back.
"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire
You might not believe me
But they are actually very talented musicians, maybe not the best vocals in the world, but what they can do with their instruments is pretty impressive…
I wish
but he doesnt specialize in Auto-tune.. so no
by GreatOden'sRaven on Nov 5, 2009 2:44 PM PST up reply actions
Wait...I know what this is
someone finally stole that Kid ‘n’ Play CD from LeBron’s buddy’s car
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Nov 5, 2009 12:09 PM PST up reply actions
11/1/09 3:01 a.m. A reported drunken woman on the street turned out to be a sober man.
who do you think was more embarrassed… the police who rolled up and called her ma’m or the dude they thought was a drunk woman
Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it
by The Arkitect on Nov 5, 2009 12:11 PM PST up reply actions
Sober Man=Drunken Woman
BlazerFan1 could probably make something of that
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Nov 5, 2009 12:12 PM PST up reply actions
Depends on the vest
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ms_pqumzZGM
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he plays for D'Antoni
and is a post up player
by GreatOden'sRaven on Nov 5, 2009 12:35 PM PST up reply actions
"high upside, long wingspan"
i assume Bilas loved him
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38
And he has the names of two NBA players: Michael Jordan and Grant Hill
I’m so excited for LeBryan Nash in 2011 (SF out of Dallas).
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I think he will pan out to be a really good solid starter in the NBA
but never good enough to be taken #8
by GreatOden'sRaven on Nov 5, 2009 2:51 PM PST up reply actions
I don't think he's an NBA starter for a good team
Starter for a bad team or rotation player for a good team, IMO.
i disagree.. i think he becomes a scola level player
in a few years.. not the same kinda game but that level. no where near an allstar but good enough to get noticed.
this wont be on the knicks as long as dantoni is there though
by GreatOden'sRaven on Nov 5, 2009 2:54 PM PST up reply actions
there is no way he turns into the greatest player ever to play the game… there will only ever be one Scola
Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it
one is enough
We should harvest the petroleum from Scola’s hair. We could forget about annexing Afghanistan. – Elgin
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he has to get traded or dantoni fired first. hopefully he just uses this time to practice his game
by GreatOden'sRaven on Nov 5, 2009 3:00 PM PST up reply actions
When I become an All-Star in the NBA, when I become a great player in the NBA, then I’ll try football. One of my dreams has always been to play football.— Glen Davis
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Hey gang....
…….go give this guy some recs
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
I don't get it
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38
I recced it
even though it is not labeled as official, and it doesn’t assume that I agree with him.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
Did he tell Quick that he
always reads his stuff on Blazersedge? I wonder how Quick felt about that.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
Lol, in the podcast Casey wants a new name for it, and Dave suggests Quip City. Not bad. There likely will be a vote.
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Ohio State was up 42-0 last Saturday. The spread was 44.
They onside kicked with a minute left and kicked a field goal to win by 45.
free bayless
yes
The usually mid afternoon wollyboncles
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
The deallywhoppers need adjusted as well
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
The kragameter is out of adjustment
Wait – it’s askew on treadle. Give it a good twist. – Elgin
Travis Outlaw, the Funnel Cake of the Blazers
99.9% of women be crazy or are headed that direction...
I will exclude my wife and present company (depending upon who is here)
Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it
a sad story....
brother’s wife left him on Tuesday… makes the third wife in my generation of extended family that has just up and left cause they “want to party more” and are tired of playing house
Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it
it is sad
But why do so many people try to get married if it isn’t what they really want?
"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire
sometimes people don't know what they really want
until they’ve tried something. This happened with my aunt and uncle. They were married 10 years before she decided she wanted out. crazy….
oddly, this doesn’t seem to apply in any of my families cases… all were married at least 5 years… so it’s not an oops I made a mistake thing
Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it
5 years isn't that crazy if you get married too young
My wife and I separated after about that long for over a year after getting married at 18 and 20.
"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire
people feel obligated to do it
also some people just like weddings
by GreatOden'sRaven on Nov 5, 2009 2:46 PM PST up reply actions
Oh goodness.
Those people are the worst…the one’s that only get married in order to have their dream wedding.
oh yes
i know some of them. I know a woman who got married to a friend of mine who is bi-polar and rich, had a lavish wedding, then divorced him, told him she was cheating, took half and blamed it on the fact he was bi-polar and he didn’t tell her. She was the one who reminded him to take his pills. but she got that wedding.. that was all she really ever wanted
well that and some money
by GreatOden'sRaven on Nov 5, 2009 2:53 PM PST up reply actions
I think what Roybot means to say is “is your friend still rich and single?”
Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it
he is
but since roybot refuses to ever show us a picture of himself, I have to just assume he looks like
Carl

by GreatOden'sRaven on Nov 5, 2009 3:02 PM PST up reply actions
yeah… they have a one year old… that’s the saddest part
Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it
yeah… alright, no more downer talk… let’s all think of happier times, and ponies and ice cream and a Blazers win tomorrow
Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it
there you go!
good idea.
here’s my game scenario for tomorrow:
Spurs jump out to first quarter lead (like 5 or 6 points). Something “snaps” in Blazers and they suddenly put it together and end up winning by 6-10 points. I think it could happen.
Yeah, stop trying to make us feel bad for you.
SHEESH. IT’S NOT GOING TO WORK.
.
.
.
.
ok, it worked a little.
He got the heart Temple of Doom style, right out of a poor sacrificial peasant’s chest.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
that's called
STOP CONFUSING ME AND JUST ACCEPT THAT YOU GOT OWNED.
boom. roasted.
by prezofdeath on Nov 5, 2009 5:10 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
roasted?
Owned? i don’t think so. i already said empty threats don’t scare me. it’s only owned if she responded to Ash first. her saying “again?” is still just an empty threat.
some people in here at times can act a little nuts...
it rhymes with “lazerfan1”
Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it
which probably isn't unrelated
to what Ark first posted.
hang in there, Ark, keep your head up as best you can.
I've said this before
but everybody is crazy.
by fanfaraway on Nov 5, 2009 2:43 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
not me
im eccentric (it means im crazy but not poor) !!!
by GreatOden'sRaven on Nov 5, 2009 2:47 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
LOL
can’t you make that a select distinct? I hate duplicate records.
"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire
imma try something
SELECT haters, count(distinct blazerfans)
FROM NBAbasketballfans nbaf inner join BEdgers be on nbaf.bballfan_id=be.bballfan_id
GROUP BY haters ORDER BY count(distinct blazerfans)
"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire
HAHA
WHERE junkdrawercomments > 50
Does that work?
I don’t really know SQL too well, but I thought it’d be fun
I get the paper, so I don't care!
yes you got it!
that WHERE clause would go right between the FROM… JOIN and the GROUP BY.
"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire
Nerd jokes == priceless
"Rudy is not everyday a shooter," Fernandez said. "He's defense. He's passes. He's assists."
Did he call you "the Jewish AK1984"
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
Now that you mention it
Photo shopping a yarmulke on his pic or gluing long hair on your pic might be fun ….I am a juvenile sense of humor
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
Thanks for the support Mort!
I hope you realize that one of the more naive members of BE may think you are serious…you have said that I was fascist and that I dislike Jewish people (that is just this week) …and remember when you tried to talk me into growing that narrow little mustache …that wasn’t funny …I am seriously worried about my image and reputation
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
My revenge takes place over several days and weeks
Soon even YOU will start to believe it about yourself!!!
I'm surprised ya rip on Casey so much
When Gavin is sitting right there with a big red flashing sign saying BELITTLE MY EVERYMAN OPINION.
I’ve missed a few of these, but Casey just seems like a standard homer… not a Barrett-regarding-Steve-Blake style homer…
He just never, ever says anything insightful. His observations are usually very obvious.
His primary role seems to be agreeing with whatever Dave says.
So you prefer Gavin because he at least provides conflict...
…ok, I can see that.
Since I usually agree with Dave, and Casey is just a pleasant Blazer fan (and as an employee, what else can you ask for?) who agrees with Dave as well, Gavin is the one who I go “well, ehhh, not really…”
Nuthin’ against Casey, but without Dave and his insights, Blazers Edge wouldn’t exist as we know it. It may have gotten bigger because of the team, and Casey started it, but Dave is what made it THIS.
From here it sounds like you wish he'd take over Blazers Edge
Every post would call someone out and call them soft, it’d be sweet.
It is OK for Gavin to provide conflict
as long as someone beats him up as a result. – Elgin
Travis Outlaw, the Funnel Cake of the Blazers
Rihanna on ABC Good Morning America / 20-20
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFPK6GUDlwM
Powerful interview on domestic violence. I don’t like the interviewer, but Rihanna makes a strong impression.
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fanfaraway, my favorite color is pizza, what is you’res?
Roybot, I still hate you.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
did you already forget
you need to write a note down on a box of diapers and store it under a crib
I get the paper, so I don't care!
Yes, I do.
Please write down why you hate me. I would have figured you have a bigger heart than Arkitect, but I guess not.
I just tried a search, but got this
Search and tags are temporarily unavailable.
We should have them back online soon. Sorry for the inconvenience.
Basically, FFA said guys either get dumb while they are around hot women or they act like they hate hot women.
NOW MAKE A NOTE OF IT
I get the paper, so I don't care!
I do not understand how this explains why you hate Roybot
Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it
Good call.
I would say something mean back, but I still feel kinda bad….or maybe I’ve just almost reached my sarcasm limit already.
When people spell the word "Color" euro style
I always want to start saying it the same way (as in rhymes with velour )
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Nov 5, 2009 2:30 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
I always put the optional additional U in parentheses
colo(u)r, parlo(u)r, Blaze(u)r. – Elgin
Travis Outlaw, the Funnel Cake of the Blazers
Blaze(u)r
That’s how Nic says it
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Nov 5, 2009 4:52 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
What is the color of Pizza?
Depending on the toppings, it could be yellow, red, brown, green, a mix…
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This video of the young coaching kid has probably been linked before, but I fear if nobody works with him on his shot he'll have a release like Kevin Martin or Shawn Marion
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnnbbgDxfzU
“He looks…he shoots…and he scores” Via Deadspin and many other sites.
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We're going to kill the Spurs tomorrow.
I’m just going to say that over and over again and tomorrow they will manifest it.
"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire
tomorrow at 7:30pm PST.
Is that 5:30am your time? That daylight savings thing threw me off.
This game is ALL ON YOU NOW!!!
"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire
4.30 then
I’m going out, so I can catch it when I get home… IF someone has a link. We get LA-Memphis SMH!!
booooo!
I’d make sure you were kept supplied in links, but I’ll be there.
Whenever I watch games now I say ‘ratatatatatatata’ everytime Rudy shoots a 3.
"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire
no way!
That is sad. He made watching the Eurobasket games a blast. I’ve even considered listening to games on ESPN Desportes. I had already started a campaign to have him replace the Mikes.
"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire
it remained private, the rumor is heart failure
but he wasn’t that old.
Another weird thing is he didn’t renew his contract with the TV station (or they didn’t renew him) just after eurobasket, so maybe he new he was dying?
yeah
clearly for our national television.
You’d think Blazers-Spurs is more attractive as a game, but as a marketing strategy the Gasols facing off is huge here.
There is another Gasol, you know, projected to be the tallest of the 3.
realism is for losers. fanatacism and irrationality got laker fans a title this year!
by GreatOden'sRaven on Nov 5, 2009 2:49 PM PST up reply actions
looks like lakers will repeat this year too!
by portlandgiirl91 on Nov 5, 2009 2:51 PM PST up reply actions
im surprised they dont win every year
their irrational fanaticism and blind loyalty in the face of facts is actually spectacular
by GreatOden'sRaven on Nov 5, 2009 2:53 PM PST up reply actions
yeah gasol practing now so they’re back!
by portlandgiirl91 on Nov 5, 2009 2:56 PM PST up reply actions
its because Sasha Vujacic is back to his old
self.. machining missed 3 pointers left and right.. that got their hopes up
by GreatOden'sRaven on Nov 5, 2009 3:00 PM PST up reply actions
ohhh sounds like blake n rudy.
but at least he’s hot
by portlandgiirl91 on Nov 5, 2009 3:01 PM PST up reply actions
i understand you’re from vancouver but you really need to stop being such a hater =D
by portlandgiirl91 on Nov 5, 2009 3:03 PM PST up reply actions
she cant help it
they breed it into you up there because there is nothing to love in the Couve
by GreatOden'sRaven on Nov 5, 2009 3:04 PM PST up reply actions
like guys who look like sasha vujacic and shake a lot and stay up all night?
by GreatOden'sRaven on Nov 5, 2009 3:09 PM PST up reply actions
for weeks at a time and eat nothing but safeway jojos and ice cream.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
i didnt know you were from there
that explains why you and roybot are so much alike
by GreatOden'sRaven on Nov 5, 2009 3:12 PM PST up reply actions
I think Roybot would do better as a role model.
"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire
sometimes
pg91s taste in men is impeccable
by GreatOden'sRaven on Nov 5, 2009 3:15 PM PST up reply actions
I would like to take this opportunity to point out that in only one of these locations is Prostitution legal
Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it
This feels inappropriate.
Let me pull out my Sophia-o-meter.
"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire
wrong. none of these locations is prostitution legal.
by portlandgiirl91 on Nov 5, 2009 3:24 PM PST up reply actions
eww really?
i bet that gets old quick?
UNLV? or there for work?
by GreatOden'sRaven on Nov 5, 2009 3:28 PM PST up reply actions
and they moved on the strip?
wow.. thats crazy! its like tourist central. how can you handle that?!
by GreatOden'sRaven on Nov 5, 2009 3:30 PM PST up reply actions
Yeah, everyone that lives in Vegas
Hates the Strip. The avoid it at all costs.
by Roybot on Nov 5, 2009 3:41 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
indeed. they just come troll for guys on the weekends.. there are some nice houses tho
by GreatOden'sRaven on Nov 5, 2009 3:42 PM PST up reply actions
how far is your commute? does it take you outside of the city?
Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it
wow you even got that.
It’s like you’re becoming less re re all of the time.
"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire
yeah i know right. give me time.
you can blame my re re ness on the state of nv.
btw did u know portland, or was ranked 3rd smartest city??
by portlandgiirl91 on Nov 5, 2009 3:36 PM PST up reply actions
why you hatin on vancouver?
but i do know las vegas was at the bottom
by portlandgiirl91 on Nov 5, 2009 3:40 PM PST up reply actions
LV should be high on the list. All of the strippers are in college. they just need to pay for books
by GreatOden'sRaven on Nov 5, 2009 3:41 PM PST up reply actions
but i do know some girls back home that took up stripping to pay for college
by portlandgiirl91 on Nov 5, 2009 3:45 PM PST up reply actions
hehe
let me know if they finish college
by GreatOden'sRaven on Nov 5, 2009 3:47 PM PST up reply actions
smh
girls who say they strip to pay for college never finish college.. its a joke
by GreatOden'sRaven on Nov 5, 2009 3:49 PM PST up reply actions
unless thats your desired occupation, then go for it
by GreatOden'sRaven on Nov 5, 2009 3:51 PM PST up reply actions
well then enjoy actually going to college
if thats what you got in store
by GreatOden'sRaven on Nov 5, 2009 3:55 PM PST up reply actions
everyone has a mother… you didn’t come from no where… Even Jebus has a mother… you just don’t Know her like I do
Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it
my presentation was great, thanks for asking!
I gave it on sports photography and made Dougall my star interview. Pretty sure I got an A.
(I’m assuming you meant to reply to me…not RB…for obvious reasons)
that's funny
1. Sending someone to Vegas for being trouble.
2. Imagining the trouble you were getting into in the Couve.
"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire
i think i would too
although.. i think i might get in too much trouble in vegas
by GreatOden'sRaven on Nov 5, 2009 3:21 PM PST up reply actions
depends where u live in vegas. it’s huge
by portlandgiirl91 on Nov 5, 2009 3:22 PM PST up reply actions
I have some friends that used to live in a nice hood there, but then the economy went south, and the hood quickly became a hood, if ya know what I am saying
I get the paper, so I don't care!
so much alike
its like you guys are twins born a year apart
by GreatOden'sRaven on Nov 5, 2009 7:23 PM PST up reply actions
you even are attracted to the same
guys.. did you fight over sasha lookalikes in high school?
by GreatOden'sRaven on Nov 5, 2009 7:26 PM PST up reply actions
i had a friend that used to say that
right before she got better grades than me. i’m sure you did fine ;-)
so you’re saying I could land a beautiful tennis player?
Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it
how rich are you. thats the key ingredient
by GreatOden'sRaven on Nov 5, 2009 3:04 PM PST up reply actions
Don't call him a dumbass!
He speaks the truth.
by Roybot on Nov 5, 2009 2:49 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
What the H-E Double Hockey Sticks, dude.
I thought you were cool.
.
.
.
(yes I know you didn’t really flag it, you silly goose.)
plus I had no idea what she meant by DA
I thought she was confusing me with David Aldridge (happens a lot).
"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire
I assumed it was Derek Anderson and she knew about your dental issues
Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it
That would be horribly rude!!
I never ever have thought your wife needed those.
"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire
Thanks.
Even though I keep telling myself that I’m done making these jokes to you about your wife, I have a hard time not filling openings when I see them.
"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire
I don’t mind… I know it’s all in jest… plus I make these sorts of jokes to my wife all the time (DV jokes included) she laughs… (though I won’t be making or explaining the mint jokes anytime soon)
Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it
haha
Have you ever said: “One of these days, Arkitect’s wife,bang! zoooom! straight to the mooooon!!!”
That’s not funny, btw.
I tell my wife ’that’s what she said’ a lot. Every so often, she turns it on me and it makes me laugh until I spit.
"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire
NO
I believe in the message, but it’s trying too hard to be hip-hop without actually being hip hop… it’s a style fail
Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it
No..
Fonts way too big.
"Rudy is not everyday a shooter," Fernandez said. "He's defense. He's passes. He's assists."
woo hoo i just finished reading thru all these stupid comments. i only got trashed once! woo hoo
lessssss go
I think he’s lying… I remember “reading” in college too
Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it
I read them too
and if you want proof, notice I joined several convos going down… Dougall can’t say the same.
I called you a rich jerk and someone made fun of your kitchen
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
which of your 20 industrial blenders did you use
im assuming you used imported endangered fruit?
by GreatOden'sRaven on Nov 5, 2009 3:27 PM PST up reply actions
blenders....?
he has 20 Bengal tigers on treadmills that turn the blades for him
Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it
There was a endangered fruit worker strike, so he had to “terminate their contracts” and get new help.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
so his smoothie was made of
endangered fruit workers?
by GreatOden'sRaven on Nov 5, 2009 3:30 PM PST up reply actions
Daily question
this one is law related.
In the US, if you are the accused in a trial (penal) are you also under oath to tell the truth?
I ask this because, in Spain, it’s one of the penal law principles that you can’t be expected to testify against yourself, so you don’t have to tell the truth.
yes you have to tell the truth
at any time you are giving testimony, which is why people often don’t testify in their own trial
by GreatOden'sRaven on Nov 5, 2009 3:52 PM PST up reply actions
It's called "Taking the 5th"
The 5th amendment says that you can’t be forced to testify against yourself.
If you testify, yes, you are ’sposed to tell the truth.
But between you and me and the internet, FFA, I think some people lie under those circumstances.
shenanigans i say
nothing but the truth so help me god
by GreatOden'sRaven on Nov 5, 2009 3:55 PM PST up reply actions
whoa there partner
i answered first. I just didnt use the lingo
GOR>DTL>Morty
by GreatOden'sRaven on Nov 5, 2009 3:57 PM PST up reply actions
yeah.
either that or you replied to GOR instead of replying to FFA, who actually asked the question. I like to reply to the people that ask the question.
I have more faith in FFA than you do
That she’ll understand it.
Maybe the girls you’re used to don’t get the many layers of a complex question, but I know Future Farmers of America (FFA) does.
WHEN ONE IS SCROLLING THROUGH THE COMMENTS
WHOSE ANSWER COMES FIRST.
HMM? NO, FORGET THAT PART. WHEN SCROLLING, WHOSE COMMENT COMES FIRST.
YEAH.
THAT’S WHAT I THOUGHT.
i'm so foolish.
what was i thinking….please teach me…
Help me Morty-Won-Kenobi, you’re my only hope.
But that's impractical at best and creates legal insecurities
because if you don’t testify in your own trial it inmediately creates the impression that you’re guilty, regardless of the fact that you might have different reasons not to want to testify.
well you have to remember that in America
you’re pretty much guilty until proven innocent anyway. seems to be that way leastways.
thats a continuous debate
say you have an alibi that you didnt commit murder and that alibi is that you were sleeping with someone else. do you wanna testify and wreck your marriage?
but our system is jacked up anyways.
we have precedence, which is just lazy and moronic
by GreatOden'sRaven on Nov 5, 2009 4:02 PM PST up reply actions
I just assumed in your example that your wife was teh one killed
Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it
thats because you hate women
i prefer to think it was some other woman i sexed to death..
i got that power ya know
by GreatOden'sRaven on Nov 5, 2009 4:08 PM PST up reply actions
guess what, buddy, I HATE the Blackburn Rovers. Stick that in your pipe and smoke it.
…
Who are the blackburn rovers?
free bayless
you struck me deep cab
DEEP
the kind that burns
by GreatOden'sRaven on Nov 5, 2009 7:06 PM PST up reply actions
While that may be true...
Judges are very explicit when they give instructions to the jury. A refusal to testify by a defendant shall have no bearing on whether the person is guilty or innocent. When I served on a jury several years ago that was an issue. But I can honestly say that we (the jury) discussed it, and felt comfortable that our decision was not based on whether or not the accused testified.
US system basically says…..if you testify, no matter who your are, you must do so truthfully or you face a penalty of additional criminal sanctions. However the accused is not required to testify. The court can compell anyone else to testify via a subpeona.
While you see impracticalities and legal insecurities, I see the same with the system you describe. The accused is required to testify, but does not have to tell the truth. What is the point?
Neither way is probably perfect……
"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green
Bed time for me
thanks for the imput.
From the accused’s point of view (and the presumption that he’s innocent until proven guilty), I think the Spanish system is more coherent, but I see you point.
I see the impracticality of my system, but where we difer is I don’t see the legal insecurities it creates… for whom?
Is there no provision for
perjury in the Spanish legal system? I would think the requirement of the accused to testify would create a lot of opportunity for that to happen.
I guess we’re probably just more comfortable with the systems in which we were raised. ;-)
"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green
i don't know about law much at all
but in the US I think you can claim the 5th Amendment, which, I believe, protects people from incriminating themselves during a trial. So you don’t have to tell the truth, you just don’t say anything except “I take the 5th.”
Correct
In theory you cannot lie at anytime when testifying …however.. you can refuse to answer the question by citing the 5th amendment
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
but that's ridiculous!!!!!
case in point “yeah, ummmmmmm, I’m gonna have to go with the 5th there”. Courtroom OOOOHHHHHHHHHHH, whispers, nudges, etc. Translation: I’m guilty, you have proof – I claimed the zaching 5th!!!
or, if you need to testify in front of Congress, you can just say
“I’m not here to talk about the past.” over and over and over and over
but if you really wanna avoid suspicion,
you point your finger at the panel and say “I did not [insert crime you’re accused of] ever. Not ever. Period!”
just don’t get caught with incriminating evidence a few months later….
or of course
pretend you dont speak english even tho you speak it to reporters on a daily basis
sosa!!!!!
by GreatOden'sRaven on Nov 5, 2009 7:07 PM PST up reply actions
Thanks so much for indulging my follies
I could have just researched that myself, but since it’s only for my enjoyment and not an assignment, and it’s super late and I’m tired, I thought I’d take advantage of you.
POINT IS I love you all :)
wow
i go out on a limb, say I love you, and all I get is an uncomfortable silence… I think we need some time off so you can figure out if this is mutual :(
Fanfaraway...I just couldn't say it
I am sorry…if I say it …if I admit it to myself…. and remain unable to act upon it …this would devastate me. So …for now….I will just say ….hello friend
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
I Looked Away by Derek and the Dominoes
She took my hand
And tried to make me understand
That she would always be there,
But I looked away
And she ran away from me today;
I’m such a lonely man.
It came as no surprise to me
That she’d leave me in misery.
It seemed like only yesterday
She made a vow that she’d never walk away.
And if it seemed a sin
To love another man’s woman, baby,
I guess I’ll keep on sinning
Loving her, Lord, till my very last day.
Travis Outlaw, the Funnel Cake of the Blazers
Skipped that entire conversation that was all the way tot he right margin. Dang people. That was long.
free bayless
I think this is a new addition to the site
You can hold down the “z” button and scroll quickly past all of those things.
There are directions just under the post (just above the 1st comment) on how to use BE keys
Press C to tab to new comments, Shift-C to tab backwards, X to mark as read, and
Shift-A to mark all read.
The best: Z will simultaneously mark and tab forward, and R will reply to the comment that has focus.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
ripcityproject RT @BlazerFreeman: Oden had another “leadership moment” as he gathered the starters before practice and challenged them man to man.
that's good to hear.
Remember when people were questioning Oden’s “passion for the game?” ridiculous then but even more ridiculous now.
did they challenge him back not to foul?
cuz if he could do that he would be a beast
by GreatOden'sRaven on Nov 5, 2009 3:56 PM PST up reply actions
I am excited about this but outsiders looking in would laugh that we are excited and that the newspaper has to report “leadership moments.”
free bayless
About the BLAZERS? YEAH!
High five!
by fanfaraway on Nov 5, 2009 4:15 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
Yesterday
He really wanted to watch the Blazers, and I said “sorry, there isn’t any Blazers on tonight, but there is other basketball on at 4pm”.
So now he mistakenly thinks all games are on at 4pm everyday and he’s asked me about 20 times if it is 4pm yet.
And now that it IS 4pm
He’s watching Dinosaur trains or whatever the show is called…
For kids, that’s a title that reminds me of NINJA ASSASSIN. Just combine two awesome words.
True
But we know anything that doesn’t feature a passive Oden, especially at this stage, is a good thing.
We’re not to far removed from aloof, sad, moody Oden. I like this one.
Oden says "I really feel like I'm a "top guy" around here"
And from the top to the bottom, we all gotta come together as a team.
ooh wow
I am digging in the couch cushions and under my car seats for loose change now!
I get the paper, so I don't care!
time to corral some more uofo coeds for one of you famous pants optional photo sessions
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
Prez, in comedy, timing is everything.
you should get a watch.
by DrivetheLane on Nov 5, 2009 5:21 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
too bad you go to a sucky school
WSU students get Windows 7 Professional as a free download, free of charge. :-)
but wouldnt you have to live in the pullman area?
it seems like you are not taking in the hidden costs
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
WSU has a satellite campus in the Couve… so you could commute from portland
Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it
Portland >Pullman… even a warm climate rainphobe like yourself should agree with that
Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it
too late, it’s allready done… I now have power of attorney over this aspect of your life
Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it
guess who has FFA on retainer?
I’ll give you a hint, his initials are JONESTR
prepare to get owned by the hauge
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
how long is your freaking name if JONESTR are your initials?
Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it
seriously, for all my complaining
it is really nice to wake up this morning and have it be 47 degrees outside. That is awesome in November.
And if you went to a really good school, you would get reduced prices for Macbook Pros and Airs with Snow Leopard pre-installed ;-)
But slowly things happen that they cannot help and the Blazers Fellowship of the Ring begins to break apart
Ughhhhhhh
For the good of Blazers Edge, I’m not even going to say what song I have stuck in my head right now
meh… right now I’m more concerned with fighting the urge to hit something/one…
Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it
yeah fortunately, the object of my aggression is a couple of hours drive away… and I’m too lazy to put in that kind of effort, so I think the Gym will be feeling the brunt of my anger tonight
Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it
yeah… it’s not good when i become “likes to fight” guy
Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it
I won’t name names… but I think I’d have a good chance vs. a lot of the JDers (I’ll name Dougall and Prez as two I know I could take) I won’t hit women, so that’s out… Asians are crafty by nature, so i don’t know about them… Kelsoballa is a beast, so I’d have little chance against him… a lot of it depends how pissed off I am at the moment… properly motivated, I’ve been told I’m scary in a fight (told, cause I have tendency to not remember well when I go into a rage)
.
.
also, I turn Green and SMASH
Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it
I used to be… this whole situation has me revisiting that frmae of mind… I get protective of my family
Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it
whoa lil lady leave me outta it
your the one whos proud
you and pg91 are two peas in a pod with the couve
by GreatOden'sRaven on Nov 5, 2009 7:11 PM PST up reply actions
mostly not to large chains...
stumptown
coffee plant
barista (my personal favorite)
love cup
twin paradox
Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it
So uppity.
I still have like 3 Starbucks gift cards from last Christmas. That’s pretty much the only reason I go there. It’s a waste of money imo.
all 400 calories of them...
a moment on the lips, straight to the hips I always say
Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it
pssh 400 cal is nothing
just dont eat breakfast or lunch and you should be fine
then you can have a Luther
by GreatOden'sRaven on Nov 5, 2009 7:12 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Roybot brought up mints again
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
i am working on a "meltdown in Memphis" thing to the tune of
Marc Coen’s “walking in Memphis”,any ideas?
by southern oregon on Nov 5, 2009 5:48 PM PST up reply actions
Shoot me an email with what you have...idea-wise
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
Peppermint mochas are pretty damned good with a little peppermint schnapps as well.
by dario argento on Nov 5, 2009 6:01 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Wow, watching 2000E on NBATV....Brevin Knight was cool, Starbury on the Nets, Glen Rice on the Lakers, Damon playing for us...
Blazers added Pippen, Detlef, and Steve Smith……Sprewell was a baller with the Knicks…
Miami was good with Tim Hardaway and Zo Mourning…Reggie Miller was still around….Ray Allen and Glenn BIG DOG Robinson in Milwaukie…
Vin Baker on the Sonics…lol.
Good times
how did the bucks never win
they had some good players for awhile there
by GreatOden'sRaven on Nov 5, 2009 7:13 PM PST up reply actions
The Cavs are a better team with Shaq on the bench
If they lose West they are going to get creamed by the Celts and Magic
watching Shaq on his decline is getting harder and harder
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
Yeah he is not having nearly as much impact as he used to, even last year.
Maybe he will lose some weight.
by dario argento on Nov 5, 2009 6:02 PM PST up reply actions
he will probably turn it on like he did last year, but I am not sure that is what cleveland fans want to hear
he should be a cautionary tale for guys like greg and howard
LEARN A SKILL
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
Yeah!! Get your degree
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
so is Roy and whomever is next to him on teh floor
Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it
should I defriend someone on facebook for a post like this
When are the black eye peas gonna stop makin’ straight HITS 1 after the other? I hope never…
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
yes
and seriously question why you were friends with them in the first place
Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it
he is one of those good to know people
seriously though, the black eyed peas?
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
slayer would kill the black eyed peas with raw awesomeness
and bathe in their blood
I would give it all up for a billion dollars
by Tyler Durrden on Nov 5, 2009 6:39 PM PST up reply actions
what'd I do? I just got here...
I would give it all up for a billion dollars
by Tyler Durrden on Nov 5, 2009 6:41 PM PST up reply actions
what, like a crib sheet?
I would give it all up for a billion dollars
by Tyler Durrden on Nov 5, 2009 6:44 PM PST up reply actions
It would be great if I could figure out a way to remind myself...
I would give it all up for a billion dollars
by Tyler Durrden on Nov 5, 2009 6:46 PM PST up reply actions
Make a crib sheet.
That is my only suggestion.
I hope southern oregon doesn’t think we are making fun of him :(
well we ain't talking about carving it in stone or anything...
I would give it all up for a billion dollars
by Tyler Durrden on Nov 5, 2009 6:49 PM PST up reply actions
crib sheet jokes are played
so two days ago…
they are the new Your Face jokes
by GreatOden'sRaven on Nov 5, 2009 7:14 PM PST up reply actions
your face is a crib sheet!
hybrid burn
I would give it all up for a billion dollars
by Tyler Durrden on Nov 5, 2009 7:15 PM PST up reply actions
If you don't, you are complicit in the black eyed peas sucksess
And I know you can’t have that on your conscience
I would give it all up for a billion dollars
by Tyler Durrden on Nov 5, 2009 6:38 PM PST up reply actions
woahhh west is back n playing
good for him
by portlandgiirl91 on Nov 5, 2009 6:22 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
Barkley is making a lot of sense
With his Cleveland analysis. Unfortunately, I also agree with his assessment that Portland is too jumper reliant right now
I hate Comcast.
Card carrying member of Team Bayless
I believe in Greg Oden
He's an ok analyst, just not GM material
I will throw my mouthpiece across the court if I disagree with you.
by SabasforThree on Nov 5, 2009 6:53 PM PST up reply actions
of course
we dont pass to our big men on the blocks
by GreatOden'sRaven on Nov 5, 2009 7:14 PM PST up reply actions
I feel so left out, what happened with DSocks girly outfit?
Inexplicably, I was actually focused on work today. I actually found my job interesting, it happens about 4 times a year
I would give it all up for a billion dollars
so the outfit is at Glove's discretion?
I would give it all up for a billion dollars
by Tyler Durrden on Nov 5, 2009 6:55 PM PST up reply actions
yeah.
Philthy just put some suggestions up there for fun. i don’t think those are the actual options.
So Addidas is backing out of its sponsorship deal with Central Florida
cause Jordan’s kid decided to wear his dad’s shoes? Weak stuff, addidas.
I would give it all up for a billion dollars
weaker?
spelling their name wrong.
Adidas.
also ya thats weak
by GreatOden'sRaven on Nov 5, 2009 7:15 PM PST up reply actions
Ehh, they'll get a Jordan deal for sure
I don’t think they’ll get left out in the cold here
I hate Comcast.
Card carrying member of Team Bayless
I believe in Greg Oden
How can they do that? Of course the kid wants to wear his dad's shoes, IT'S MICHAEL FREAKIN' JORDAN
his dad’s company should sponsor the school
I would give it all up for a billion dollars
by Tyler Durrden on Nov 5, 2009 7:17 PM PST up reply actions
he just burned Mo off the dribble and laid it in strong at the hoop, stole the ball from LeBron, and made a nice pass to Miller for a jump shot in the two minutes I watch.
free bayless
It’s frustrating. I wanted Hinrich and the MTSNBN (masher that shall not be named).
Our team would look pretty darn with those two moves.
free bayless
It is roughly 6'6
and rocks bicep bands
I hate Comcast.
Card carrying member of Team Bayless
I believe in Greg Oden
im with you.. but still
bone on bone..
by GreatOden'sRaven on Nov 5, 2009 7:20 PM PST up reply actions
Also, I have not complained once since the draft about not drafting him. I understand and accept our decision.
free bayless
oh with the 2nd round pick
we seriously should have. i like dante
but i would have rather had gibson than penderpaycheck
by GreatOden'sRaven on Nov 5, 2009 7:23 PM PST up reply actions
we win 60 games with Kurt. Nice spacing, great defense, ability to run the offense as the primary ballhandler at times.
free bayless
he owns kurt
I would give it all up for a billion dollars
by Tyler Durrden on Nov 5, 2009 6:59 PM PST up reply actions
(Calling him Kurt is a meme based off on Vinny Del Negro’s propensity to call him that.)
free bayless
i'm not as big a kirk.fanboy
as some I guess. or memes for that matter. sorry i missed the inside joke.
nah I’m just messing with you.
I am interested to know the logic behind someone thinking that Kirk wouldn’t be an incredible option, though. You have any particular thoughts?
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amazingly
guys on other teams DO do this..
i know, shocking
by GreatOden'sRaven on Nov 5, 2009 7:16 PM PST up reply actions
what is this joking word you speak of.
I saw no sarcasm font
by GreatOden'sRaven on Nov 5, 2009 7:19 PM PST up reply actions
i don't really have many thoughts.
he’d be a good point guard for us and a great option. but he’s not on the Blazers. I think if we had him instead of Miller, Kirk would be having the same sort of adjustment period and if he struggled, people would be wanting someone else.
I think there would be a far different adjustment period than with Miller. He’s basically Blake 2.0, so there wouldn’t be the problem with how to space the floor and who gets to have the ball.
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possibly.
but he’s still have to learn the offense and figure out where to get guys the ball. spacing might be better though, that’s true.
here’s a good link to read.
Note the intro about the difficulty of learning. I also dug up quotes last spring about Kirk and his extremely high BBIQ. He probably knows the basics of the offense, would just have to learn the terminology.
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yourself doesnt count as “a lot of people”
by GreatOden'sRaven on Nov 5, 2009 7:20 PM PST up reply actions
no. you need 1 more
otherwise thats just BOTH
by GreatOden'sRaven on Nov 5, 2009 7:21 PM PST up reply actions
trade them miller and outlaw
for hinrich and gibson and a 2nd rounder
by GreatOden'sRaven on Nov 5, 2009 7:17 PM PST up reply actions
Yeah, it'd have to be Travis Outlaw and Steve Blake for Kirk Hinrich.
A sum of cash considerations would likely have to go Jerry Reinsdorf’s way, too. The problem, however, is the Chicago Bulls have no need for Otlaw, as Luol Deng and James Johnson have got the small forward position solidified. An injury to Deng could change that, although John Salmons would likely slide over to the 3 and Hinrich would handle the 2.
Dear Paul Allen:
Fire Nate McMillan & hire Jeff Van Gundy.
Sincerely,
AK1984
Don't apologize.
It’s a sign of weakness. Not like we didn’t already know you were weak but…you get the idea.
now he's going to apologize for apologizing
this sucks to watch
I would give it all up for a billion dollars
by Tyler Durrden on Nov 5, 2009 7:04 PM PST up reply actions
where'd you get that crazy idea?
I wish people would stop saying "don't worry about it" as if I'm losing sleep over it
moi?
you should know better
I wish people would stop saying "don't worry about it" as if I'm losing sleep over it
seriously?
a whole thread and no one did it?
sigh
hinrichhinrichhinrichhinrichhinrichhinrich
by GreatOden'sRaven on Nov 5, 2009 7:15 PM PST up reply actions
the "ball" was inducted into the toy hall of fame today, I played with one for old time's sake. They still hold up.
I would give it all up for a billion dollars
why don't they just wear garbage bags?
I would give it all up for a billion dollars
by Tyler Durrden on Nov 5, 2009 7:07 PM PST up reply actions
except we WERE wearing garbage bags
I would give it all up for a billion dollars
by Tyler Durrden on Nov 5, 2009 7:10 PM PST up reply actions
yeah, no.
this is the worst suggestion anybody has ever suggested
I would give it all up for a billion dollars
by Tyler Durrden on Nov 5, 2009 7:22 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
I wonder if there are performance advantages to playing basketball nude.
"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire
I would imagine less contact
when backing down someone on the post
by GreatOden'sRaven on Nov 5, 2009 7:32 PM PST up reply actions
kinda gives this a whole new meaning
backing down someone on the post
I would give it all up for a billion dollars
by Tyler Durrden on Nov 5, 2009 7:32 PM PST up reply actions
practice a stick and roll?
AWKWAAAAAAAARRRDDDD
by GreatOden'sRaven on Nov 5, 2009 7:35 PM PST up reply actions
this is the perfect example
of “taking it too far”
I would give it all up for a billion dollars
by Tyler Durrden on Nov 5, 2009 7:47 PM PST up reply actions
there is no such place
its only in your mind
by GreatOden'sRaven on Nov 6, 2009 10:46 AM PST up reply actions
I managed to eat a whole 6 inch sub.
this has to mean i’m getting better, right?
i realllllllllllllllly hate your sig :(
n o offense
-BlazerFan1
nope. vomiting is one symptom i haven't had, thank goodness.
SO READY FOR THE NBC THURSDAY NIGHT LINEUP!!!
i realllllllllllllllly hate your sig :(
n o offense
-BlazerFan1
I like where this is going...
I would give it all up for a billion dollars
by Tyler Durrden on Nov 5, 2009 7:26 PM PST up reply actions
Oden would get thrown out of the game for the “clean” block that Shaq just had on Gibson.
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just because his car smelled like it, and he had paraphenalia in the car, doesn't mean he was doing anything
I would give it all up for a billion dollars
by Tyler Durrden on Nov 5, 2009 7:34 PM PST up reply actions
its because he hates
O’bannion and frankly it would be a lot cooler if he did
by GreatOden'sRaven on Nov 5, 2009 7:36 PM PST up reply actions
so obviously VDN is'nt going to play them at the same time
I will throw my mouthpiece across the court if I disagree with you.
by SabasforThree on Nov 5, 2009 7:46 PM PST up reply actions
Miller is in because he enables pick-n-pop and can do something with the ball when he gets it from Rose. Offense is too limited with Tyrus and Noah in the game.
should be Rose-Hinrich-Deng-Miller-Noah/Tyrus.
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with a lead I might go with Noah and Tyrus together
but Noah should always close games. He’s a really good player.
I favor Noah but it does depend on the matchup. If you are facing a team with a spread 4 like OKC it might be advantageous to go with Tyrus.
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I'd go with Joakim Noah and Brad Miller to close out games.
Dear Paul Allen:
Fire Nate McMillan & hire Jeff Van Gundy.
Sincerely,
AK1984
I've come to grips that Kirk Hinrich will never be a Portland Trail Blazer.
Now, if Hinrich is dealt to the Los Angeles Lakers at some point this season for a few expiring contracts — such as Adam Morrison, Jordan Farmar, and Josh Powell — then the dark part of me will hope for him to torch Steve Blake and Andre Miller on network television (I.e., ABC) this April. That way, all of the Hinrich haters we’ve dealt with the past year will have egg on their face. Yes, I’m a vindictive person in some cases.
Dear Paul Allen:
Fire Nate McMillan & hire Jeff Van Gundy.
Sincerely,
AK1984
i disagree with your statement
athlete but not a ball player
by GreatOden'sRaven on Nov 6, 2009 10:47 AM PST up reply actions
Wait, Mo’s year that was way better than any other year he’s ever had may have been an anomaly?
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oh, I didn’t realize he sucked last year too (for an all-star). Hmm.
DWS loses a lot of credibility when Mo has 3.7 just cause he plays for Cleveland.
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really... no superstar call?
I will throw my mouthpiece across the court if I disagree with you.
by SabasforThree on Nov 5, 2009 7:47 PM PST up reply actions
Did anyone catch the msp this morning?
… cuz I all caps hate those guys… I’m referring to the kill your pet joke made by one of em’.
If the Poobah wants BE cleaned up he ought to start by distancing himself from those remorseless douchebags
.end rant.
I wish people would stop saying "don't worry about it" as if I'm losing sleep over it
by bow4meow on Nov 5, 2009 7:48 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
yeah that was pretty bad, even for their low standards
I would give it all up for a billion dollars
by Tyler Durrden on Nov 5, 2009 7:49 PM PST up reply actions
missed the game; just watched the last minute of the 4th OT on LPBB
Brooks should have been shooting on that one play
it is especially ridiculous when considering two plays late in regulation. Kobe was hit on the wrist (looked like all ball), spun, faded, and threw a shot for two free throws. Another was almost as bad.
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finally
playing the refs and not the game is boring and irritating
good for them for not calling that BS
by GreatOden'sRaven on Nov 6, 2009 10:48 AM PST up reply actions
I like virgin junk
Who has never made a JD? Roybot..?
"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire
don't forget a secret message
I suggest “ban the MSP”
I wish people would stop saying "don't worry about it" as if I'm losing sleep over it
yea well
peoples been slacking on that lately
I wish people would stop saying "don't worry about it" as if I'm losing sleep over it
I was gonna, but if you wanna do it, be my guest
I would give it all up for a billion dollars
by Tyler Durrden on Nov 5, 2009 7:59 PM PST up reply actions
what was the topic gonna be? mine is roommate stories. i bet some people have some good ones
lessssss go
ooh that is a good topic, you should def do that
I would give it all up for a billion dollars
by Tyler Durrden on Nov 5, 2009 8:00 PM PST up reply actions
2nd very impressive Bulls win of the season
Cavs already have more home losses than all of last year.
The Chicago Bulls will be a 50+ win team, which is good for a couple of reasons.
1. The Bulls are a fun team to watch nationally, so they’ll have more TV coverage as a good team.
2. The Bulls winning a lot of games this season means that it’s less probable Kirk Hinrich will be dealt to a team like the Los Angeles Lakers in a trade deadline transaction.
Dear Paul Allen:
Fire Nate McMillan & hire Jeff Van Gundy.
Sincerely,
AK1984
Rediculously small sample size, and terrible analysis. Sorry Ben.
The Miller/Rudy/Roy/Outlaw/Aldridge lineup should almost never be used at the end of games. It negates any chance we have to get a defensive stop against 90% of the teams in the NBA, and eliminates any offense other than jumpshots, or haphazard drives into bigger defenders. It also eliminates much hope of getting a rebound.
Like I said, terrible analysis. The line up that was most successful in the game, was the starting lineup in the first quarter, where we jumped out to a sizable lead. That lineup should finish the game as well. The defense is about the best we have, and the offense is not a thing of beauty, but it works. The fourth quarter lineups Nate is using are all weak.
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i wonder how long the spurs and jazz were waiting in the jump ball position while the cavs game ended
I will throw my mouthpiece across the court if I disagree with you.
the flopping and the whining.
mostly his attitude. he bugs me for some reason. just one of those people.
so Bill Lambier wasn't your idol?
I wish people would stop saying "don't worry about it" as if I'm losing sleep over it
link?
I’m lazy
I wish people would stop saying "don't worry about it" as if I'm losing sleep over it
got your back
http://www.blazersedge.com/2009/11/5/1118274/evening-junk-nov-5
"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

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