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JD - 11/5 Dirty Socks will dress up as a woman


In case you all didn't know, Galactic Love and Starvin Marvin (aka Dirty Socks aka Da Roybot aka the self proclaimed best bowler of BE who was beaten by Prez, Xman, and myself ) have quite the wager going on.  In the near future the two of them will be bowling for very high stakes.  If Starvin Marvin can beat G. Love by more than 100 pins, she will buy courtside seats for Mr. Marvin.  However, if Miss G. Love can beat Marvin straight up, he will need to dress up in women's clothes, complete with full makeup (and be paraded around the RG at a game).  These are pretty high stakes for both of these bowlers, and since G. Love is spending all of her free time training to beat Marvin, I decided to take it upon myself to ask BE what outfit should Tyler wear when he loses.

First...we have the cheerleader outfit

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2nd we have the school girl outfit (red and black obviously)

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3rd we class things up a little with an evening gown

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via images.dawgsports.com

4th or we can take the casual approach like Tyler's favorite celeb, Audrina

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via www.celebritybeautybuzz.com

Poll
What outfit should Starvin Marvin (Tyler) wear when Galactic Love beats him at bowling?
1 - dancer's catsuit
14 votes
2 - schoolgirl outfit
10 votes
3 - evening gown
9 votes
4 - casual outfit
1 votes

34 votes | Poll has closed

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lol best jd ever

DS aka TRB aka SM aka TSPBBOBEWGBBPXALUHB

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 5, 2009 12:04 AM PST reply actions   1 recs

to finish my thought

he needs to learn how to make smart bets

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 5, 2009 12:05 AM PST up reply actions  

Funny,I just got the low down on another g-love bet.

So, damn, cloudy, is it too early to begin the VOIDH chant?

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 5, 2009 5:56 AM PST up reply actions  

and

Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."

by Blazer1342 on Nov 5, 2009 5:58 AM PST up reply actions  

I wouldn't want to say it on-BEdge.

I’ll e-mail you. I am starting to worry that ms. love has a gambling problem.

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 5, 2009 6:13 AM PST up reply actions  

imma fix that for you

“I’ll e-mail you. I am starting to worry hope that ms. love has a gambling problem.”

Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."

by Blazer1342 on Nov 5, 2009 6:37 AM PST up reply actions  

good looking out

g-love’s biggest gambling problem is not having a bet with me yet.

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 5, 2009 6:44 AM PST up reply actions  

she told you?

and I think i deserve an e-fist bump for this.

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 5, 2009 11:12 AM PST up reply actions  

she did!

You deserve three e-fist bumps! And seventy-seven more if you win.

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 5, 2009 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

lol i think i do too

did she tell you what the bet is?

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 5, 2009 11:48 AM PST up reply actions  

not the conditions

just her terms

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 5, 2009 11:48 AM PST up reply actions  

She was very insistent that the conditions of the bet not be revealed.

For the “purity of the game”.

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 5, 2009 11:51 AM PST up reply actions  

sounds reasonable

i am surprised she told you the terms though

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 5, 2009 11:55 AM PST up reply actions  

I kind of am, too.

But not as surprised as I am that she accepted those terms.

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 5, 2009 11:58 AM PST up reply actions  

lol

well if you saw our conversation above that, you would understand…

ask her to email you her “list”

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 5, 2009 11:58 AM PST up reply actions  

haha ok I will

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 5, 2009 12:03 PM PST up reply actions  

the self proclaimed best bowler of BEdge who got beat by prez, xman, and i using house balls

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 5, 2009 12:06 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

LOL

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by Philthyanimal on Nov 5, 2009 12:07 AM PST up reply actions  

hahhaah

here’s what Philthy told me…DS is the John Van Velde of Bowling…

when there’s competition, he disappears

by broyposse on Nov 5, 2009 12:08 AM PST up reply actions  

philthy is the greg oden of bowling

choked under pressure and lost to DS by 1 pin

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by Philthyanimal on Nov 5, 2009 12:09 AM PST up reply actions  

hmmm

i think DS will be dis-respecting all cross dressers

by broyposse on Nov 5, 2009 12:06 AM PST reply actions  

I think really glamoured up in a ballgown

His hair up, his makeup dazzling, like he’s on a red carpet, would be nice at a blazer game.

by Mortimer on Nov 5, 2009 1:04 AM PST up reply actions  

He'd prolly look good like that

He’s cute and has soft looking skin.

by Mortimer on Nov 5, 2009 1:37 AM PST up reply actions  

bubble butts on boys are so cute

by portlandgiirl91 on Nov 5, 2009 1:43 AM PST up reply actions  

personal

does your wife have a bubble butt?

It would seem an odd trait on an asian lady

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 1:48 AM PST up reply actions  

No

I’m normally into petite athletic bodies with little boobs and a cute butt. My wife has no butt, huge boobs, and is not athletic.

by tominhawaii on Nov 5, 2009 1:49 AM PST up reply actions  

but she roped you in like no other

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 1:52 AM PST up reply actions  

healthcare=boobies

got it

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 1:56 AM PST up reply actions  

I was unemployed and needed insurance

Now I’m in it for the free drinks at bars.

by tominhawaii on Nov 5, 2009 1:57 AM PST up reply actions  

have you switched off the script of magnum PI and onto cocktail?

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 1:58 AM PST up reply actions  

what if SM collectively gays up BE

maybe we should change this bet unless we are collectively willing to make some life changes

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 1:43 AM PST up reply actions  

I think if you're into him though

It TECHNICALLY doesn’t count as gay.

Like an Asian tranny. They are feminine enough where it can go either way.

by Mortimer on Nov 5, 2009 1:44 AM PST up reply actions  

I just dont have attire to make the switch

I have a lifetime invested in wearing sweats and I am not going to give that up for mere carnal pleasure

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 1:46 AM PST up reply actions  

not when I go to outback steakhouse

de classe

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 1:48 AM PST up reply actions  

BE does need a gay guy

I guess we need more black guys too. Since Junior got banned.

by tominhawaii on Nov 5, 2009 1:50 AM PST up reply actions  

that would be pretty sweet, although I have 2 token gay friends on FB right now, so I need to cut one and not add another.

no token black friends right now

why did junior get banned?

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 1:53 AM PST up reply actions  

I have 3 token gays on FB

I need to start making cuts or order some appletinis

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 1:53 AM PST up reply actions  

lol

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 5, 2009 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

respect his fresh.

free bayless

by Cablinasian on Nov 5, 2009 12:09 AM PST reply actions  

DS just wants to meet glove

Its worth dressing up in drag for him

by Rudiculous on Nov 5, 2009 12:10 AM PST reply actions  

he still could easily have made a way better bet

i speak the truth

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 5, 2009 12:12 AM PST up reply actions  

Its a terrible bet. AWFUL

Even if you give me 9:1 odds, I dont bet dressing in drag and being paraded around the RG against prime ass blazer tickets. I will watch it on tv or sit in the 300 level thank you very much…

by Rudiculous on Nov 5, 2009 12:15 AM PST up reply actions  

soooo

how bout toasters these days. i mean whats up with that!? ha ha

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Nov 5, 2009 12:11 AM PST reply actions  

if they did a pinwheel one

i will buy it instantly.

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by Philthyanimal on Nov 5, 2009 12:12 AM PST up reply actions  

no, it’s the guy from Napoleon Dynamite. They look remarkably similar.

by medmelon on Nov 5, 2009 12:44 AM PST up reply actions  

That does look like a male-to-female transgender in that schoolgirl picture up there.

Dear Paul Allen:

Fire Nate McMillan & hire Jeff Van Gundy.

Sincerely,
AK1984

by AK1984 on Nov 5, 2009 2:01 AM PST up reply actions  

it looks like daryl hannah

is she on your list of gender benders?

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 2:02 AM PST up reply actions  

Well, there's a diference between transgender and intersex.

That aside, there’s no rumors of Daryl Hannah like there are of Jamie Lee Curtis.

Dear Paul Allen:

Fire Nate McMillan & hire Jeff Van Gundy.

Sincerely,
AK1984

by AK1984 on Nov 5, 2009 2:06 AM PST up reply actions  

Well, there’s a diference between transgender and intersex.

not when the lights go off

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 2:07 AM PST up reply actions  

and she has to live in your tub due to high rent in LA

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 2:09 AM PST up reply actions  

She's what I picture

Norsks’s girlfriend to look like.

Is her jaw bad? I didn’t even notice.

by Mortimer on Nov 5, 2009 2:11 AM PST up reply actions  

Actually, there would be a difference.

Depending on whether or not the male-to-female transgender was pre-op or post-op, you’d have a full package or a surgerically created vagina. Regarding intersex folks, they often have an underdeveloped vagina paired with an macroclit/micropenis.

Dear Paul Allen:

Fire Nate McMillan & hire Jeff Van Gundy.

Sincerely,
AK1984

by AK1984 on Nov 5, 2009 2:13 AM PST up reply actions  

When passions run wild

All that gunk don’t matter between the sheets.

by Mortimer on Nov 5, 2009 2:14 AM PST up reply actions  

I don't got enough passion to ignore certain, uh, "gunk." I'm ol'-fashioned that way.

Anyway, I can understand if this sidebar is deleted due to being a bit overly detailed in some ways.

Dear Paul Allen:

Fire Nate McMillan & hire Jeff Van Gundy.

Sincerely,
AK1984

by AK1984 on Nov 5, 2009 2:22 AM PST up reply actions  

You didn't say anything bad

If someone flagged it, they have their head in the sand.

by tominhawaii on Nov 5, 2009 2:23 AM PST up reply actions  

It could be a bit of an uncomfortable discussion for some folks, though.

On a side note, I just learned the clinical term for macroclit is clitoromegaly.

See, Google and Wikipedia are good for something.

Dear Paul Allen:

Fire Nate McMillan & hire Jeff Van Gundy.

Sincerely,
AK1984

by AK1984 on Nov 5, 2009 2:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Wow, I completely botched the word surgically.

I guess that’s much better than botching an actual surgery.

Yes, that’s a lame joke.

Dear Paul Allen:

Fire Nate McMillan & hire Jeff Van Gundy.

Sincerely,
AK1984

by AK1984 on Nov 5, 2009 2:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Ah, but there's no such thing.

Now, to be perfectly frank, it’s quite disappointing that many people don’t understand the difference between one being a genetic disorder (i.e., intersexuality) and the other being a personal choice made due to an identity crisis (i.e., transsexuality).

Dear Paul Allen:

Fire Nate McMillan & hire Jeff Van Gundy.

Sincerely,
AK1984

by AK1984 on Nov 5, 2009 2:18 AM PST up reply actions  

its cool

the words macroclit/micropenis just make me a bit uncomfortable is all, but I am a sheltered little bitch

by Rudiculous on Nov 5, 2009 2:25 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

rec

for repeating macroclit/micropenis

14736251

by appel82 on Nov 5, 2009 8:55 AM PST up reply actions  

So between even and +100 there’s nothing on the table?

Am I reading it correctly, there’s a dead zone in this bet.

Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."

by Blazer1342 on Nov 5, 2009 12:16 AM PST reply actions  

I don't think so...

If DS wins by 100 or more, great blazer seats on glove. If not, Darcells comes to the rose garden….

by Rudiculous on Nov 5, 2009 12:18 AM PST up reply actions  

tyler says they havent decided on the rest of the bet yet

just the extremes so far.

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by Philthyanimal on Nov 5, 2009 12:18 AM PST up reply actions  

No Dead Zone, No Dead Zone, No Dead Zone, No Dead Zone, No Dead Zone

Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."

by Blazer1342 on Nov 5, 2009 12:19 AM PST up reply actions  

i dont think there is a dead zone

if he doesnt beat her by 100, he should suffer something less severe.

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by Philthyanimal on Nov 5, 2009 12:25 AM PST up reply actions  

the dancers catsuit is cute

by portlandgiirl91 on Nov 5, 2009 12:34 AM PST reply actions  

R U kidding me?

It’s horribly trashy.

"We believe" -Rudy Fernandez

by twiggs on Nov 5, 2009 6:58 AM PST up reply actions  

yes, but pgiirl lives in vegas.

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 5, 2009 7:00 AM PST up reply actions  

trashy = business casual in vegas

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 5, 2009 8:25 AM PST up reply actions  

lmao this is probably the funniest commerical ever
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVogg_0Hhus

by portlandgiirl91 on Nov 5, 2009 12:40 AM PST reply actions  

lol

i really laughed out loud that time…i didnt just type it.

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by Philthyanimal on Nov 5, 2009 12:43 AM PST up reply actions  

“Specifically designed for women”

smh…

by medmelon on Nov 5, 2009 12:46 AM PST up reply actions  

of course, we men carry one where ever we go.

by chalupa king on Nov 5, 2009 1:02 AM PST up reply actions  

You can't spot reduce trouble areas though

It is overall body fat and genetics that give jiggle arms.

Doing a lot of arm workouts will make your arm stronger but won’t specifically burn the fat in your arm.

I can’t believe they don’t mention that in the ad :-(

by Mortimer on Nov 5, 2009 1:01 AM PST up reply actions  

yeah i think you should call em up n tell em that

by portlandgiirl91 on Nov 5, 2009 1:04 AM PST up reply actions  

I didn't read it yet

The sidebar has been nuts, I ain’t got time to read anyone, not even mods.

by Mortimer on Nov 5, 2009 1:02 AM PST up reply actions  

like racism, obama also solved abortion

NEXT

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 1:03 AM PST up reply actions  

I admit I was somewhat puzzled when he used “pro-life, pro-abortion” and “theist – atheist” as to examples of discussions that could be solve by “marshalling facts”, like he says, especially the second. Also, I don’t believe anyone is “pro-abortion” per se, but that’s just semantics, I guess.

by medmelon on Nov 5, 2009 1:05 AM PST up reply actions  

Also, I don’t believe anyone is "pro-abortion"

AK1984

NEXT

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 1:07 AM PST up reply actions   3 recs

he's the exception that proves the rule
Indeed, I’m unique.

Stupid people have stupid ideas.

by AK1984 on Aug 6, 2009 12:31 PM CEST reply actions 0 recs

by medmelon on Nov 5, 2009 1:14 AM PST up reply actions  

how did that post get no recs?

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 1:16 AM PST up reply actions  

If I knock a girl up....

I am pro abortion. Otherwise, meh….

by Rudiculous on Nov 5, 2009 1:17 AM PST up reply actions   2 recs

I recced this, but you are in troubllllllle

wait…maybe I didnt rec it

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 1:19 AM PST up reply actions  

those both seem like poor examples of things that have an absolute truth

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 1:21 AM PST up reply actions  

I'd like to see Christopher Hitchens -- who I dislike for some reasons, but like for others -- utterly ...

annihilate T Darkstar in a debate. I’d just sit back, relax, and humorously watch the verbal slaughtering unfold before my very eyes.

Dear Paul Allen:

Fire Nate McMillan & hire Jeff Van Gundy.

Sincerely,
AK1984

by AK1984 on Nov 5, 2009 1:40 AM PST up reply actions  

but what if T Darkstar won?

I just blew your mind didnt I?

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 1:42 AM PST up reply actions  

My mind would be blown, yes.

Dear Paul Allen:

Fire Nate McMillan & hire Jeff Van Gundy.

Sincerely,
AK1984

by AK1984 on Nov 5, 2009 1:48 AM PST up reply actions  

isnt his whole post a denial of deductive reasoning so that he would never be able to prove his point, unless he is the only person who can reasn deductively?

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 1:12 AM PST up reply actions  

Maybe

I see his point. I just thought it was funny to mention topics that normally sidetrack a thread.

by tominhawaii on Nov 5, 2009 1:37 AM PST up reply actions  

I get it too, but I wouldnt say that it is a universal phenomenon. There are certainly counterexamples….like science for instance

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 1:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, the whole argument is a copout.

Regarding the Portland Trail Blazers, there’s plenty of statistics out there that can be used appropriately to ascertain a players’ value. Of course, each advanced statistical metric should be looked at in context and alongside other advanced statistical metrics.

In basketball, a combination of amalgamated stats such as PER, WoW, and adjusted +/- — as well as more basic stats like TS%, ORB%, DRB%, TRB%, AST%, STL%, BLK%, TOV%, USG%, et cetera — can be used to effectively evaluate a player. To argue otherwise is, well, foolish.

Dear Paul Allen:

Fire Nate McMillan & hire Jeff Van Gundy.

Sincerely,
AK1984

by AK1984 on Nov 5, 2009 1:48 AM PST up reply actions  

but then T DSTAR would be like, what do you mean by effective?

then you would epunch him

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 1:50 AM PST up reply actions  

And someone would quote Mark Twain

The “there are 3 things, lies, damn lies, and statistics” or whatever it is what do I look like the world’s foremost expert on Samuel Clemens?!?!?!

by Mortimer on Nov 5, 2009 1:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Samuel Clemens?!?!?!

I thought we were talking about Mark Twain

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Nov 5, 2009 9:25 AM PST up reply actions  

his real name

but you knew that

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by appel82 on Nov 5, 2009 9:27 AM PST up reply actions  

I did?

Yes I did

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Nov 5, 2009 10:58 AM PST up reply actions  

I do agree with him that everyone looks at stuff through their own prism, which can lead to ...

certain biases clouding their vision of objectivity. Heck, I’m more likely to defend Greg Oden — who’s had foul trouble and difficulty with turnovers so far this season — than Kevin Durant, who I’ve had reservations about due to his matador defense and selfish offense since day one.

Dear Paul Allen:

Fire Nate McMillan & hire Jeff Van Gundy.

Sincerely,
AK1984

by AK1984 on Nov 5, 2009 1:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Ultimately

I think there needs to be a “winning play” stat. On a scale from +5 to -5, was the play made going to lead to a win or a loss. It would require that each move by each player be scored, which of course makes it unreasonable.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Nov 5, 2009 9:13 AM PST up reply actions  

everyone is their own little world

maybe even their own little universe. Hence the name of the awesome 3-disk set from Bela Fleck and the Flecktones: Little Worlds. – Elgin

Travis Outlaw, the Funnel Cake of the Blazers

by 22baylor on Nov 5, 2009 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

careful… I wrote that once and Sophia quoted me in her blog…

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Nov 5, 2009 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

I was an anonymous twitterer… I think that’s why she blocked m me on twitter though… I told here that the debate needed different labels and she went off on me (if you can imagine)

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Nov 5, 2009 11:22 AM PST up reply actions  

What?

So she doesn’t mind those labels? Maybe she was just disagreeing with you because it was well…you.

by Roybot on Nov 5, 2009 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

I do seem to have that effect on her… as for the labels… I think it was pro-life and pro-choice… but her real problem was that I said there was a debate cause to her, there is none… one side is right (hers) and one side is oh so wrong (not hers)

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Nov 5, 2009 11:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Ahhh gotcha.

Well, those labels are whack whether there is a debate or not.

by Roybot on Nov 5, 2009 11:32 AM PST up reply actions  

I thought us pro abortionist were now referred to as pro choicers to better hide our murderous intents

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 11:17 AM PST up reply actions  

that is obvious, but we cant let them know about how awesome baby snuffing is

I feel like I have just crossed a line

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

these people are

THIS IS A PEDOPHILIA PSA.. WTH??

by GreatOden'sRaven on Nov 5, 2009 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

that is an extremely disturbing PSA

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

WOAH

wow

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 5, 2009 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

HOW DID THE INVISIBLE MAN GET AN INVISIBLE CHAIR?

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Nov 5, 2009 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

I did now!

Lemme write ya back here I guess— this next week will be better, we’ll catch a game only on league pass somewhere.

I am kinda sorta babysitting the 3 year old (the friends I am staying with have a 3 year old and a 10 month old) and watching him during the game tomorrow until he falls asleep. My friend doesn’t care about basketball, so his kid never watched it, but since I got here the kid is Blazer crazy because I am.

He goes “Hey Mortimer, you thinking what I’M thinking?” “I dunno, what’re you thinking about” “I’m thinking about…. THE BLAZERS. YES.” Then we high five.

So the parents never go nowhere with the two kids because the 3 year old is a handful and they got a lil’ baby. The baby is really well behaved though… tomorrow night I am watching the 3 year old, entertaining him with the game, while my friends have an evening away from the monster.

He’s been asking if the game is on yet since yesterday. HE BETTER BE GOOD LUCK.

What’s your schedule like Tuesday? I’m free all day and all night. Wednesday is fine too. If the gametime being around 5pm don’t work, we’ll figure it out.

But for the sake of my generous friends, I gotta watch the game with the kid tomorrow. I’m sorry :-(

by Mortimer on Nov 5, 2009 12:44 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Mort is blazing a trail to the youth of Laker country.

free bayless

by Cablinasian on Nov 5, 2009 12:46 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

fantastic
My friend doesn’t care about basketball, so his kid never watched it, but since I got here the kid is Blazer crazy because I am.

He goes "Hey Mortimer, you thinking what I’M thinking?" "I dunno, what’re you thinking about" "I’m thinking about…. THE BLAZERS. YES." Then we high five.

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 5, 2009 12:49 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

thats ok, your ridding the world of one future laker fan, and thereby increasing the collectives worlds IQ. Your like reverse Idiocracy ( President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho was a Laker fan for sure)…
next week is fine. I can meet up whenever, see if we can pick a middle ground that has league pass..
its easier to coordinate on email for me, so hit me up on there by this weekend and I can find someplace to watch the game

by GreatOden'sRaven on Nov 5, 2009 2:38 PM PST up reply actions  

i don't see why you protect her so much

when you guys are over I’ll remind you of how silly you sound right now.

by Mortimer on Nov 5, 2009 1:39 AM PST up reply actions  

say you had a track jacket that said vietnam on it and sported a pretty sweet crest

you want to go to someone who will wear it with pride, and you have a couple of good suitors for it. How do you judge their relative vietnamitude?

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 1:04 AM PST reply actions  

How fishy their house smells

And how hot and muggy it is, even when cold outside.

by Mortimer on Nov 5, 2009 1:05 AM PST up reply actions  

I like that one

I got the jacket for free and I just want it to go to a good home

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 1:06 AM PST up reply actions  

I dont have the street cred to pull off a jacket that proudly proclaims its owners vietnamitude.

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 1:09 AM PST up reply actions  

I am going to choose to ignore this

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 1:30 AM PST up reply actions  

we all know you only speak in double and triple entendres

gimmeabreak

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 1:34 AM PST up reply actions  

how big is it?

My brother could rep it and I owe him one,he is about 5’ 10" and 180

by southern oregon on Nov 5, 2009 1:09 AM PST up reply actions  

I dont need another contestant

I have got those, but I do need a metric

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 1:10 AM PST up reply actions  

my bro is married into a Vietnamese family and speaks it well

Those folks can be kind of touchy about any thing that might be percieved as a diss but it might be cool

by southern oregon on Nov 5, 2009 1:16 AM PST up reply actions  

ask them what a good metric is then

I am not looking to insult people on this, just give to a cool dude who will rep it proper

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 1:19 AM PST up reply actions  

maybe I will ask the who “won” the war

you made a mistake and should be ashamed

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 10:38 AM PST up reply actions  

I like where this is heading

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 1:22 AM PST up reply actions  

it is just a jacket

is this how they settle jacket disputes in spain? yikes

OT what would be a good city to live in Spain if you wanted to race bikes?

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 1:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Most of the US Postal team lived in Girona (Armstrong, Hincapie, etc...)

Northeast

I don’t know, bikers in Spain come from all areas. I would say the North (Galicia, Asturias, Cantabria, Basque Country), the uneven of the terrain makes for great climbers, and there are tons of amateur cycling teams. But then again, Contador is from Madrid, and Valverde is from Murcia (southeast).

by medmelon on Nov 5, 2009 1:28 AM PST up reply actions  

The correct answer is

Only little kids ride bikes in Spain.

by Mortimer on Nov 5, 2009 1:29 AM PST up reply actions  

If I wasnt busy putting my toys away, I would ride to your house and give you what for.

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 1:32 AM PST up reply actions  

thanks

I forgot postal used to live there

I think at some point Italy and Nice became popular for ’mericans

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 1:31 AM PST up reply actions  

how they greet you at the door

do they act all “viet cong” guerrilla warfare?

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 5, 2009 11:15 AM PST up reply actions  

like I would invite them to my house

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 11:17 AM PST up reply actions  

I cant believe you are dating that

LA has changed you….for the better! (triple snap!)

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 1:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Pelican Brief

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 1:44 AM PST up reply actions  

dont think so

the ghost thingy demon dealamajigger sings that “tiiiiiii,iiiime, is on my side, yes it is!”

by Rudiculous on Nov 5, 2009 1:45 AM PST up reply actions  

no

I think it is crimson tide

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 1:47 AM PST up reply actions  

damn,

that so doesnt sound right. Looking it up. Def had John Goodman though

by Rudiculous on Nov 5, 2009 1:48 AM PST up reply actions  

I live in LA I know everything about movies

Definitely was Pelican Brief, starring Denzel and John Goodman.

by Mortimer on Nov 5, 2009 1:49 AM PST up reply actions  

I hate you all

It was Fallen, if anybody cares…

by Rudiculous on Nov 5, 2009 1:51 AM PST up reply actions  

The page you looked at is wrong

It was the John Grisham legal thriller Pelican Brief.

by Mortimer on Nov 5, 2009 1:52 AM PST up reply actions  

There's been a computer virus going around

That changes the plot description of Fallen and Pelican Brief with each other to confuse people trying to figure out what movie had a demon or whatever in it with Denzel.

by Mortimer on Nov 5, 2009 1:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Pelican Brief is so off the mark that it makes it harmless funning

wait…I think it was training day

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 1:55 AM PST up reply actions  

I liked training day

and I never saw pelican brief, so I was unfamiliar with how crazy it sounded…

by Rudiculous on Nov 5, 2009 1:56 AM PST up reply actions  

yeah

it is more embarassing that I have seen the movie and read the book than it is not to know about it.

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 1:57 AM PST up reply actions  

It was St Elsewhere

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Nov 5, 2009 10:35 AM PST up reply actions  

It was definitely Fallen that had that song

There was a TV series that also had that song, I think people were getting younger or something, but for the life of me I can’t remember the title.

Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."

by Blazer1342 on Nov 5, 2009 6:12 AM PST up reply actions  

Finally came to me.

I think Golden years had that song. A is a Stephen King miniseries.

Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."

by Blazer1342 on Nov 5, 2009 7:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Fallen

is what you mean
and it transfers upon touch.. dope movie

by GreatOden'sRaven on Nov 5, 2009 10:37 AM PST up reply actions  

I am sure you are correct in think this

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Nov 5, 2009 10:37 AM PST up reply actions  

all right suckas

I have a long day ahead of me of being sick so everyone have a good night

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 2:03 AM PST reply actions  

I just traded expirings for Kurt in 2k10 and it is working well. Just a heads up.

free bayless

by Cablinasian on Nov 5, 2009 2:03 AM PST reply actions  

lol

I did a fantasy draft…

ended up with Curry, Roy, A. Randolph, LMA, and Hibbert.

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 5, 2009 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

yeah

I’m in the process of trading Hibbert for Oden without giving up draft picks.

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 5, 2009 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Dunno

Got to work after he ranted about Miller. I’m only half way through it.

by tominhawaii on Nov 5, 2009 2:05 AM PST up reply actions  

Frye has played pretty well

I get the feeling that Rudy and Bayless dont love the city of Portland and Nate so much that they would be totally bummed if they got traded.

by southern oregon on Nov 5, 2009 2:18 AM PST up reply actions  

Henry just said

That he couldn’t hit shots with Portland, so why should Portland keep him?

by tominhawaii on Nov 5, 2009 2:21 AM PST up reply actions  

He is playing the 5 on D and getting it done

And camping out at the 3 point line on O so he is getting a buffet of goodness from Nash and is the first one back in transition,the round peg in the round hole

by southern oregon on Nov 5, 2009 2:31 AM PST up reply actions  

still refuses to rebound tho

I wish him the best, the suns very well may have a better record than us, which is frustrating…

by Rudiculous on Nov 5, 2009 2:32 AM PST up reply actions  

He has been doing ok on the defensive glass and

You dont get any offensive boards when the coach tells you to stay out side the 3 point line

by southern oregon on Nov 5, 2009 2:35 AM PST up reply actions  

I think it's just a matter of fit

No room for him unless the other 3 bigs were hurt

by tominhawaii on Nov 5, 2009 2:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Serigo on the other hand got dealt some crappy cards

Evans looks like the real deal and Beno has improved to almost average so he is bumming on the end of the bench,it might have worked out different if he had gone some where else

by southern oregon on Nov 5, 2009 2:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Tyreke has been pretty bad every game until today's game

But the Kings will force feed him minutes… good for my FBB team, but Evans ain’t been good yet.

Beno can have a game like he had in their 1st victory every once in a while, so even though he isn’t good he has the big contract that they want to get something out of, and when he has that sort of game it buys him leeway in the next 15 bad ones.

by Mortimer on Nov 5, 2009 3:05 AM PST up reply actions  

STILL

the best situation for Sergio to get real playing time for the most part.

If they eventually decide Tyreke isn’t really a PG, like they should, Sergio could really get some run.

by Mortimer on Nov 5, 2009 3:08 AM PST up reply actions  

That seems like a popular reaction these days. I absolutely don't buy it. See here.
Turns out Sac-town was a bad fit for Sergio, by the way. They have a lottery pick and a relatively highly paid guy in front of him. There is nothing he can do to get minutes there, even though they’re awful… Sergio’s plight continues. – KP Corleone

http://www.blazersedge.com/2009/11/4/1114102/media-row-report-blazers-91-hawks#23853640

But slowly things happen that they cannot help and the Blazers Fellowship of the Ring begins to break apart

by Norsktroll on Nov 5, 2009 3:14 AM PST up reply actions  

I, too, expect Sergio Rodriguez to be back in Spain next year.

Dear Paul Allen:

Fire Nate McMillan & hire Jeff Van Gundy.

Sincerely,
AK1984

by AK1984 on Nov 5, 2009 5:23 PM PST up reply actions  

when is his contract up… cause I could see him landing in NY or Toronto

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Nov 5, 2009 5:25 PM PST up reply actions  

he is an expiring contract this year.

free bayless

by Cablinasian on Nov 5, 2009 6:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I can't believe dressing up as a woman is the punishment here (and why one side gets a reward while the other gets punished for a win)

Sophia, Claire, Ann, Ms. Royboto, Section 323, NBF if she didn’t get shot by a Yankees fan, did I mention Ann, … will be here any hour to freak out (with the severity of reaction depending on current daily hormone levels of course). How did this slip past the Glove?

But slowly things happen that they cannot help and the Blazers Fellowship of the Ring begins to break apart

by Norsktroll on Nov 5, 2009 2:48 AM PST reply actions  

Was this prop bet run past by our resident lawyer? Did the wise crow approve it? Still smh.

But slowly things happen that they cannot help and the Blazers Fellowship of the Ring begins to break apart

by Norsktroll on Nov 5, 2009 2:49 AM PST up reply actions  

aspiring lawyer says it's fine

and it’s funny

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 5, 2009 11:17 AM PST up reply actions  

Indeed it was not

I take no responsability for the mayhem that will arrise from this :)

by fanfaraway on Nov 5, 2009 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I think it's funny.

But I’m not a crazy feminist either.

"We believe" -Rudy Fernandez

by twiggs on Nov 5, 2009 7:04 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah Norsk....you forgot Twiggs an FFA

They could totally go crazy freak out too……I think this might be sexism

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Nov 5, 2009 10:41 AM PST up reply actions  

He didn't forget me!

I’m the resident lawyer!!

it should be considered whether dressing up as a man would also be a punishment :) And the answer is not clearly no (at least in my case).

by fanfaraway on Nov 5, 2009 2:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Does intent matter?

I don’t think the intention of the bet was pure punishment. I think gfunklove made the bet because she would enjoy dressing him up more so than because he would be embarrassed by it.

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 5, 2009 2:06 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah, I think the motives change the whole case

her motive isn’t as much punishment as it is “fun”

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 5, 2009 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't believe this to be true

It for embarrassment pure and simple

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Nov 5, 2009 2:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I'd believe g-love over your beliefs.

Where is she? She loves junk about her.

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 5, 2009 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

with the severity of reaction depending on current daily hormone levels of course/blockquote>

hahah sophia is gonna knock you out Norsk

by broyposse on Nov 5, 2009 8:59 AM PST up reply actions  

lol

i didnt see that part

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 5, 2009 11:17 AM PST up reply actions  

the whole sidebar was swarmed. I didn’t click on either of them.

by medmelon on Nov 5, 2009 3:29 AM PST up reply actions  

I clicked them all

I don’t know if any were worth reading.

by tominhawaii on Nov 5, 2009 3:36 AM PST up reply actions  

I'm writing on one. Not sure if it will be worth reading, but somewhat original at least.

It’s about Nate :)

But slowly things happen that they cannot help and the Blazers Fellowship of the Ring begins to break apart

by Norsktroll on Nov 5, 2009 3:41 AM PST up reply actions  

some people it’s like they’ve never followed a sports club before, let alone the Blazers.

by medmelon on Nov 5, 2009 4:34 AM PST up reply actions  

They make me embarrassed to be a Blazers fan

Just like the Obama birth certificate folks, they make me embarrassed to be American.

by tominhawaii on Nov 5, 2009 5:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Nice, I was just able to pick up J.R. Smith in my other ESPN league

Winning that one is pretty easy if you have a balanced roster. And 1 guy can be stored on IR, or in his case suspended reserve.

But slowly things happen that they cannot help and the Blazers Fellowship of the Ring begins to break apart

by Norsktroll on Nov 5, 2009 5:29 AM PST reply actions  

well this is a funny JD topic

I don’t care about the answer, but I always enjoy seeing ScarletJ.

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 5, 2009 5:48 AM PST reply actions  

I think he summed it up fairly well; we fire on all cylinders for about one quarter per game.

But dang, for that one quarter we’re good.

Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."

by Blazer1342 on Nov 5, 2009 6:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Heh Eddie House

Won’t shoot unless he has the basket ball.

My team went to the playoffs in my first year.

by pxilpooshr on Nov 5, 2009 7:16 AM PST up reply actions  

People still bowl?

My team went to the playoffs in my first year.

by pxilpooshr on Nov 5, 2009 6:40 AM PST reply actions  

I would of thought the same thing,

but I can practically throw a rock and hit Big Al’s.

Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."

by Blazer1342 on Nov 5, 2009 6:48 AM PST up reply actions  

I guess I’m within walking distance of Hollywood Bowl, but I’ve never felt the urge.

My team went to the playoffs in my first year.

by pxilpooshr on Nov 5, 2009 6:50 AM PST up reply actions  

I haven’t been to Big Al’s yet.

My dad said he would come over and we’d go…Parents these days, so fickle and undependable.

Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."

by Blazer1342 on Nov 5, 2009 6:53 AM PST up reply actions  

I'll go with you Pxil

if you ever decide that you want to go bowling. – Elgin

Travis Outlaw, the Funnel Cake of the Blazers

by 22baylor on Nov 5, 2009 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Followed closely by air hockey I assume.

My team went to the playoffs in my first year.

by pxilpooshr on Nov 5, 2009 10:23 AM PST up reply actions  

i'd believe that.

it makes sense. fairly inexpensive. family oriented. don’t have to be good at it to have fun. don’t have to own equipment. that actually makes perfect sense.

by DrivetheLane on Nov 5, 2009 10:24 AM PST up reply actions  

If you take it seriously ....having your own equipment is the most important part

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Nov 5, 2009 10:43 AM PST up reply actions  

right.

but i was talking about the assertion that it’s teh most popularly participated sport in the US. not having to own your own equipment would be a big factor in that. but yeah, if you’re super in to it, you’ll have your own stuff. DS had something like 6 different bowling balls he used last night.

by DrivetheLane on Nov 5, 2009 10:46 AM PST up reply actions  

at any point did he lick any of the balls?

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 10:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes...DS frequently gets oil on his balls

which should be gently removed with a soft towel before using them

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Nov 5, 2009 11:00 AM PST up reply actions  

I believe I have asked him, and he has never seen Big Lebowski, and I am pretty sure he has never seen Kingpin

those movies seem like essential movies for a bowler

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 11:02 AM PST up reply actions  

oh yeah, for sure.

those are kind of essential movies for anyone to see.

by DrivetheLane on Nov 5, 2009 11:03 AM PST up reply actions  

lol

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 5, 2009 11:18 AM PST up reply actions  

haha. he really won't show up?

that’s kinda funny. show yourself, lurker!

by DrivetheLane on Nov 5, 2009 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Tell him his mother ordered him to participate in the JD

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Nov 5, 2009 11:11 AM PST up reply actions  

tell him to come back

someone is going to have to take his place as the joke taker and I am afraid it will fall to me

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 11:12 AM PST up reply actions  

everyone loves that rich jerk

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

his mom is Rachel Ray

which I think explains a lot

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 12:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh dear God.

I feel really bad for him now.

by Roybot on Nov 5, 2009 12:08 PM PST up reply actions  

no way

he woulda hung himself from peppiness by now

by GreatOden'sRaven on Nov 5, 2009 12:08 PM PST up reply actions  

and his kitchen presence

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Nov 5, 2009 12:25 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

nice

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

fixed

DS says bowling is americas most popularly participated a sport

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Nov 5, 2009 10:48 AM PST up reply actions  

I cant find anything to support this

it did appear on a top 10 most popular sports in a census study from 1994, but it was far from number 1, which was walking

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 11:01 AM PST up reply actions  

It doesn't really matter what DS has to dress up in,

but whatever it is, fishnet stocking should definitely be involved.

by DrivetheLane on Nov 5, 2009 8:00 AM PST reply actions  

hope you didnt get any sauce on your xbox controller

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 9:24 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Gotta love it

http://www.sbnation.com/2009/11/5/1117161/andrew-bynum-elbow-injury-lakers

No, not that he’s injured again (even if just day by day). I just love how there is nothing on ESPN or NBA.com talking about this at all. If it was Oden it would be front page headlines.

"We believe" -Rudy Fernandez

by twiggs on Nov 5, 2009 8:38 AM PST reply actions  

no kidding.

Bynum has missed a ton of games with various injuries yet seems to have no national reputation for being “injury prone.” If Greg turned an ankle, it’d be all over the place.

by DrivetheLane on Nov 5, 2009 9:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Craigslist

Yesterday, we were about to post my wife’s 97 Corolla on craigslist to sell, and I noticed an ad for someone wanting to buy a Corolla. So, I sent some pics, gave him my number etc..then I google his email this morning and find out it was associated with a craigslist scam in the past.

No call back for him!

Glad I googled it…hopefully saved me some hassle. The lesson here is, be careful and do a little bit of research before you deal on CL.

by SloppyJoe on Nov 5, 2009 8:53 AM PST reply actions  

My flatmate just got laid off

The company is closing the Spanish branch. Unemployment rate here is around 19%, crazy stuff. This sucks.

by medmelon on Nov 5, 2009 9:11 AM PST reply actions  

wow, sorry to hear that

at least you now have an excuse to upgrade him/her

by broyposse on Nov 5, 2009 9:13 AM PST up reply actions  

I put a 93 Corolla on Craigslist once

Within an hour I got 5 or 6 mexicans calling me. Each one had the same story. It was, “I’ll give you $1,000 for that right now. My girlfriend needs a car, and I want to get it for her.”

It was really strange.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Nov 5, 2009 9:33 AM PST up reply actions  

how much were you trying to sell it for?

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 9:35 AM PST up reply actions  

$1,500

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Nov 5, 2009 9:37 AM PST up reply actions  

It is funny how people want like an immediate and substantial discount without ever seeing what you are selling

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 9:39 AM PST up reply actions  

I sold a weekend in the Mandarin in San Francisco in EBay

I bet I got about 20 e-mails telling me they were worthless and just sell them to the guy now for $100 or $200 bucks. I ended up getting over $800 for them.

by tominhawaii on Nov 5, 2009 9:55 AM PST up reply actions  

i've bought a couple things off craigslist

but never tried to sell anything. i’d rather be the wacko calling than have the wackos calling.

by DrivetheLane on Nov 5, 2009 9:36 AM PST up reply actions  

I never use a phone number and I meet in a public place

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 9:38 AM PST up reply actions  

just like when I was a prostitute

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 9:38 AM PST up reply actions  

i don't put my number or email on the origanl post

but slowly divulge info. at the rate i feel comfy through email, sometimes i let them in, sometimes i meet them on my porch.

14736251

by appel82 on Nov 5, 2009 9:40 AM PST up reply actions  

I have done that when I was moving out

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 9:41 AM PST up reply actions  

luckily I sell mostly bike list and as I have got deeper “in the scene” it usually takes me a day or less to sell something to someone I know, so that is nice.

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 9:42 AM PST up reply actions  

that doesent make sense

luckily I sell mostly bike stuff, and as I have got deeper "in the scene" it usually takes me a day or less to sell something to someone I know, so that is nice.

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 9:43 AM PST up reply actions  

I never check my email

so I use a phone number. I have not had any problems so far

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Nov 5, 2009 9:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Name’s Ash, please ignore

next time Name’s Ash is selling something lets all beat him up so we can keep him safe in the long run

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 9:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Isn’t that the point of craigslist?

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Nov 5, 2009 9:45 AM PST up reply actions  

you are terrible at following directions

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 9:46 AM PST up reply actions  

This looks like every one of my elementary school report cards.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Nov 5, 2009 9:58 AM PST up reply actions  

I sold a lot of stuff.

chainlink fence
trailer by coleman
used aluminum windows
a bathroom mirror
pedestal sink
furnance
etc, etc

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Nov 5, 2009 9:40 AM PST up reply actions  

WHY ARE YOU LISTING THE THINGS STOLEN FROM MY HOME?!

by EvilKaramazov on Nov 5, 2009 9:42 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

you did not love it

PROOF: you should have been scouring craigslist for it if you loved it. Poser.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Nov 5, 2009 9:44 AM PST up reply actions  

EK

did you weigh in on TDarkstar’s fanpost?

I would be interested in what you have to say about it

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 9:45 AM PST up reply actions  

no I just got here. I’ll go have a look.

by EvilKaramazov on Nov 5, 2009 9:45 AM PST up reply actions  

I was trying to sound smrt, but I knew I would get busted when you weighed in

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 9:46 AM PST up reply actions  

I read his post, the comments below are quite a bit longer (i read some but not most). If you weigh in, you should weigh in under this pretense:

I will not read any of your comments to this post, as they are all based upon opinion. Please see above for reference.

Darkstar is smart one. I agree, sort of with what he’s saying; but I think there is more to. If you read it, to do it honor, you should ask yourself, what is Darkstar’s first principle. What is that from which he’s growing his argument. You might assert that he’s suggesting, ’things that are said by fans are often in wrong opinion (dumb, ignorant, etc); BE is exhibit A."

by EvilKaramazov on Nov 5, 2009 9:55 AM PST up reply actions  

I am not sure what to make of it

on what hand it seems to throw out the idea that you can even come to an opinion based on facts, and therefore all opinions are suspect and inherently, and fatally flawed

on the other hand maybe I am taking his phrasing too literally

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 10:19 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s really helpful to know what you’re talking about and define terms in these kinds of discussions—Like what is a fact. What is an opinion, how are the different, etc. First principles are usually that which can’t be proven, like definitions. From them you grow a body of an argument. For example, having a dominant big man is the key to a championship—that might be a first principle. Looking at teams and big men today, and then saying they’re not championship teams, is sort of going the opposite way—namely looking at symptoms, and not the thing itself. Does that makes sense? I think that’s part of darkstar’s frustration. People aren’t looking at the things themselves.

by EvilKaramazov on Nov 5, 2009 10:26 AM PST up reply actions  

interesting rephrasing

so you think Tdark is just frustrated that people are looking at symptoms, but not the root cause?

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 10:29 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s a pretty common, i’d say, especially for fans, or fanatics, if you want to blow the word out to its origin. We tend to gather all the pieces we’re seeing and then prescribe the disease. It’s like looking at your sweaty palms and declaring you have jaundice. Instead, we should know clearly what jaundice is, and decide if it’s taken hold of you.

by EvilKaramazov on Nov 5, 2009 10:35 AM PST up reply actions  

so you think it is a case of incomplete diagnosing?

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 10:39 AM PST up reply actions  

on behalf of the fans and sports writers?, definitely. Evaluating our methodologies is not something many of us do.

by EvilKaramazov on Nov 5, 2009 10:46 AM PST up reply actions  

he took every last bit of your etc.

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 9:45 AM PST up reply actions  

yeah, that is where the margin is.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Nov 5, 2009 10:48 AM PST up reply actions  

We bought a car on CL

We bought our 05 Sienna on Craigslist..and it was a good experience, and a heckuva deal.

I’ve never sold anything on it, except our Corolla…which we will probably post today.

I never post my phone number until I get a response, then judge if I’m comfortable. With this scam dude, I only gave him my cell number.

by SloppyJoe on Nov 5, 2009 9:58 AM PST up reply actions  

selling things is annoying...

If you go that route, make sure you write NO TRADES!!!! at least 92 times. It is amazing what people will offer you. I was trying to sell my old xbox after I got a 360, I got trade offers involving a steelhead fishing pole, an air intake system for some 80’s car(seriously), and 60 dollars in grocery’s(I assume they had food stamps). Just remember, NO TRADES, if your item is worth the price of my xbox, sell it and bring me the cash…

by Rudiculous on Nov 5, 2009 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I approve this message

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Nov 5, 2009 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

It was only one girl

The first dude to get her a 93 Corolla wins the prize

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Nov 5, 2009 10:46 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

tell him about seasonal retail

that is what winners do!

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 9:25 AM PST up reply actions  

which store are you at?

you gotta do what you gotta do, plus you never know who you bump into

by broyposse on Nov 5, 2009 9:26 AM PST up reply actions  

if you want to know I will email you

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 9:32 AM PST up reply actions  

I feel like my current state of internet forthrightness would allow someone to know me at the city level, but not much past that, but if you were stalking me I would be cool with that.

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 9:37 AM PST up reply actions  

I thought I was stalking Ann on your behalf

I have been wondering around Arizona for months yelling “annethefan” at the top of my lungs.

I feel like I am getting close

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 9:40 AM PST up reply actions  

19 percent, that is madness!

Travis Outlaw, the Funnel Cake of the Blazers

by 22baylor on Nov 5, 2009 2:31 PM PST up reply actions  

while I have lain in bed I have watched

4 christmases
500 days of summer

maybe it is my 102deg F fever, but I liked them both

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 9:36 AM PST reply actions  

how did you get 500 days of summer already>

LINK ME!!!

Senior Asian ambassador of Blazers Edge

by Philthyanimal on Nov 5, 2009 10:17 AM PST up reply actions  

sent it to you

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 10:21 AM PST up reply actions  

thanks

i gave up awhile ago when all of them ended up being fakes

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by Philthyanimal on Nov 5, 2009 10:48 AM PST up reply actions  

yeah, they finally started getting real on tuesday

any luck on paper hearts?

(I feel really effeminate for admitting that I want to see that.)

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 11:04 AM PST up reply actions  

i dotn know what paper hearts is

i’m gonna look for a 500 days blu ray version

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by Philthyanimal on Nov 5, 2009 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

it is a micheal cera movie

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 11:10 AM PST up reply actions  

Hello junk.

free bayless

by Cablinasian on Nov 5, 2009 10:01 AM PST reply actions  

jello hunk.

My team went to the playoffs in my first year.

by pxilpooshr on Nov 5, 2009 10:03 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

hello

i talk to my junk as well, so it’s easy to empathise.

by fanfaraway on Nov 5, 2009 2:32 PM PST up reply actions  

voidh

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 5, 2009 2:32 PM PST up reply actions  

hahahah

Have you read Twigg’s back and forth with R11 after TiH added fuel to the flames in the fanshot?

It is so funny…that’s why I love this site…We all fight over something we love so much

http://www.blazersedge.com/2009/11/4/1115380/nate-wants-miller-to-be-more

by broyposse on Nov 5, 2009 10:10 AM PST reply actions  

LOLz

Sorry, I’ll prolly get banned for my response but I don’t even know who that guy is and he’s basically saying I’m not a fan. He can shove it.

"We believe" -Rudy Fernandez

by twiggs on Nov 5, 2009 10:12 AM PST up reply actions  

there's nothing in that response that's bannable.

at least i wouldn’t think so. it was a good retort.

by DrivetheLane on Nov 5, 2009 10:15 AM PST up reply actions  

i want to throw up in your shoes, while you sleep.

by EvilKaramazov on Nov 5, 2009 10:16 AM PST up reply actions  

that's a good retort too.

but what’d I do!?

btw, did you see that question about Eliot that cloudy had in one of the JD’s yesterday? someone suggested you e-mail him, and I don’t know if he still needs some input, but you might have some good ideas for him. at least, better than the ones I presented.

by DrivetheLane on Nov 5, 2009 10:19 AM PST up reply actions  

No, I left work early to be sick. Should I go looking for it? His paper was due yesterday. I’m not sure I can help him now…

by EvilKaramazov on Nov 5, 2009 10:21 AM PST up reply actions  

no big deal then.

you can look if you’re interested enough. he just asked about quotes from Eliot on poetry/art. I suggested some stuff from Four Quartets, mostly a passage from the 5th section of East Coker.

by DrivetheLane on Nov 5, 2009 10:22 AM PST up reply actions  

when i rode to work this morning, I thought to myself, if I were writing that letter, I would assume the role of Tolstoy, in keeping with the class. That’d be a fun letter.

by EvilKaramazov on Nov 5, 2009 10:28 AM PST up reply actions  

that is a really good idea

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 5, 2009 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

it's all bueno

I was just looking for a quote from him to start off the essay

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 5, 2009 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

why?

your response was fine, while his was not. If you got jip for your response to his rude post I would think some regular BErs would get fired up

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 10:16 AM PST up reply actions  

i think he's actually a regular poster too

he shouldn’t have been snarky and say “overreact much?” to you…because Nate’s comments can be construed both ways…

so since both of you were snarky, i think the BEdge rules says it cancel it each other out

by broyposse on Nov 5, 2009 10:16 AM PST up reply actions  

yeah, isn’t “overreact much?” an over reaction in itself?

by EvilKaramazov on Nov 5, 2009 10:18 AM PST up reply actions  

in context to the thread, that is. I think so.

by EvilKaramazov on Nov 5, 2009 10:18 AM PST up reply actions  

yeah

so the question is, who’s gonna go defend Twigg’s honor?

NOT ME

by broyposse on Nov 5, 2009 10:18 AM PST up reply actions  

Hey now!

I depend on you :(

Just kidding, I’m not even going to respond again. So I hears you are meeting Sophia and me tomorrow pre-game? Where are we going?

"We believe" -Rudy Fernandez

by twiggs on Nov 5, 2009 10:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Ya

I had to vent as well, his attitude is becoming too common on a site meant for discussing the blazers…

by Rudiculous on Nov 5, 2009 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

NBA ILP is working!

Watching the Hornets – Mavs match up and even taking some notes.

This is the first time on demand has worked for me since the season starrted.

#88<#23<#25

by The Pirate on Nov 5, 2009 10:21 AM PST reply actions  

Chris Paul has made 54 shots and missed 30. He has a TS of 75.5% and an AST of 42.9% while scoring 30 per game.

1.4 offensive win shares in the first five games.

Beast.

free bayless

by Cablinasian on Nov 5, 2009 10:24 AM PST up reply actions  

He got blocked by J.J. Barea

Who then choked at the free throw line in turn. By the way, I think Mark Cuban is giving Dampier PEDs. He’s moving like I want Greg to move.

But slowly things happen that they cannot help and the Blazers Fellowship of the Ring begins to break apart

by Norsktroll on Nov 5, 2009 10:26 AM PST up reply actions  

isnt it Damp’s contract year?

look at his numbers from his last contract year

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 10:31 AM PST up reply actions  

They don't even use Collison much yet

If they had all positions as stacked as point guard they would be deadly, but Peja is visibly cracking down and their shooting guards are not much to write home about.

But slowly things happen that they cannot help and the Blazers Fellowship of the Ring begins to break apart

by Norsktroll on Nov 5, 2009 10:39 AM PST up reply actions  

do they ever run brown at sg alongside CP3?

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 10:40 AM PST up reply actions  

they did last night because the Mav midget lineup made it possible.

free bayless

by Cablinasian on Nov 5, 2009 10:50 AM PST up reply actions  

They started the game in a zone, that could be quite useful when playing both Bobby and CP3.

Plus, our three guard set-up will allow them to use both at the same time.

Hopefully that set-up will die an incredibly quick death sometime soon.

#88 > #23 > #25

by The Pirate on Nov 5, 2009 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

it seems like the blazers would be good at busting a NO zone

it seems like you can mask 1 bad defender with a zone, but when you start trying to mask 2 or more you are asking for trouble

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 11:06 AM PST up reply actions  

Their wings will not be able to handle Rudy, Outlaw, Martell or Roy.

The big man match-ups will be interesting. Okafor, Songalia and West are interesting both defensively and offensively. Can Oden match up with Songalia on defense, they do use him as a centre at times, can our bigs take a combined Okafor/West tandem?

#88 > #23 > #25

by The Pirate on Nov 5, 2009 10:43 AM PST up reply actions  

I think so. Okafor/West is a pretty traditional high-low lineup very similar to Oden or Joel combined with LaMarcus. Songaila plays more like Okur, a bit further outside pulling the center with him. But he isn’t all that dangerous. The Mavs just let him shoot.

What was funny was that they switched Dampier in for defense and whenever there was a rebound to get, but K-Hump whenever they needed scoring from the second big man. Marion disappeared towards the end of the game, and Dirk got in foul trouble and ultimately fouled out with 2 minutes to go in regulation when they should already have closed the box but didn’t.

But slowly things happen that they cannot help and the Blazers Fellowship of the Ring begins to break apart

by Norsktroll on Nov 5, 2009 11:00 AM PST up reply actions  

Agasint Dallas, Rudy will have to play a lot of SG/PG with Roy. Hopefully Nate will be forced to play both in the guard positions,

Marion is posting up often and with some success. Neither Rudy nor Roy are going to have a hope in hell of defending him as a SF.

#88 > #23 > #25

by The Pirate on Nov 5, 2009 11:17 AM PST up reply actions  

I would be ok if the mavs tried to beat us with Marion going 1 on 1

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 11:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Marion is not such an efficent 1-1 scorer that I would worry about him beating us single handedly, and the stop in ball movement that it creates usually makes it tough to recover from once that well goes dry.

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 11:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Whole family has the swine flu. and it hurts to look at screens.

and i am dreading going back to the mountain of work waiting for me.

my color is “death” today.

i realllllllllllllllly hate your sig :(
n o offense
-BlazerFan1

by TheTinfoil on Nov 5, 2009 10:25 AM PST reply actions  

sounds like you got it bad

I jumped on the tamiflu early and feel all right

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 10:27 AM PST up reply actions  

swine flu is so october

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 5, 2009 10:27 AM PST up reply actions  

It smells like Sauerkraut in here

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Nov 5, 2009 10:57 AM PST up reply actions  

that sucks man

bowling wasnt the same without you.

Senior Asian ambassador of Blazers Edge

by Philthyanimal on Nov 5, 2009 11:05 AM PST up reply actions  

Wizards. People in my office have these wizard robes, I let them know “none shall pass”, for their ridiculous attire.

by EvilKaramazov on Nov 5, 2009 10:47 AM PST up reply actions  

but do they have the hats? if not, I think you should make some and hand them out

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Nov 5, 2009 10:49 AM PST up reply actions  

actually, I launch into a “being comfortable” discussion by suggesting the comfort and ease one experiences when they sport a mullet. Basically, through rhetoric I try to bring them to this: snuggy = mullet

by EvilKaramazov on Nov 5, 2009 10:51 AM PST up reply actions  

I understand how the snuggie can be a party in the rear since it’s open… but I fail to see how it can be business in the front

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Nov 5, 2009 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

spell conjuring can be work

by GreatOden'sRaven on Nov 5, 2009 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s more of sacrificing one’s dignity and appearance for the sake of feeling comfortable.

by EvilKaramazov on Nov 5, 2009 10:55 AM PST up reply actions  

see… you’ve lost me, I can’t imagine anyone other than AK feeling comfortable in a mullet

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Nov 5, 2009 11:00 AM PST up reply actions  

Theseus rocked one back in the day, so that in hand to hand combat people wouldn’t be able to grab his hair—but he still wanted the regal look of long hair so he grew it long in the back.

by EvilKaramazov on Nov 5, 2009 11:06 AM PST up reply actions  

so you’re saying AK is just like Theseus… I wonder how much hand to hand combat he experiences

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Nov 5, 2009 11:11 AM PST up reply actions  

maybe it is extremely casual friday in the front?

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

hahaha

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Nov 5, 2009 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

I am going to make millions

by making a snuggy with fold-back mittens.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Nov 5, 2009 11:01 AM PST up reply actions  

oooohhhhh I got it!!!

sleeping bag with arms!!!!! Yeah, I just took it to a whole ’nuther level.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Nov 5, 2009 11:36 AM PST up reply actions  

LOL

"Rudy is not everyday a shooter," Fernandez said. "He's defense. He's passes. He's assists."

by jebuz on Nov 5, 2009 11:00 AM PST up reply actions  

the ad i see is for Axe shower gel.

it says “she will stay on for more than 8 seconds” and has a little animation of a girl riding on a guy’s back like a horse, complete with cowboy hat in one hand. NSFBE?

by DrivetheLane on Nov 5, 2009 11:03 AM PST up reply actions  

That isn't even the most NSFBE part of the ad

it is the shirtless guy who really looks like a girl at the very end

by tingeyga on Nov 5, 2009 12:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Remember the fifth?

My team went to the playoffs in my first year.

by pxilpooshr on Nov 5, 2009 10:55 AM PST reply actions  

i never knew about that holiday until i spent time in England.

they celebrate domestic terrorism over there. which I found odd….until I remembered the 4th of July.

by DrivetheLane on Nov 5, 2009 11:00 AM PST up reply actions  

what great country doesent?

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 11:09 AM PST up reply actions  

It's only terrorism

if you lose.

"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green

by antediluvian on Nov 5, 2009 4:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Problem: things are going perfectly

Solution: fire everyone

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Nov 5, 2009 10:56 AM PST reply actions  

is this leading into more crazy stories about your boss?

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 11:09 AM PST up reply actions  

it looks like a rhinocerous

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 11:11 AM PST up reply actions  

they don't look nearly as intimidating without hair.

Cordell Walker wouldn’t have had such a hard time fighting a bear if he was fighting a bald one. Way less intimidation factor.

by DrivetheLane on Nov 5, 2009 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

Battier?

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Nov 5, 2009 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

did you get this by subscribing to the femail list on the sidebar

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 11:15 AM PST up reply actions  

i like the word ‘femail’ i just need to find the right context for it.

by EvilKaramazov on Nov 5, 2009 11:19 AM PST up reply actions  

You don't need knee cartilage

signed DeJuan Blair

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Nov 5, 2009 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

completely different situation… Dejuan had cartilage, he was just so hungry his body ate it

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Nov 5, 2009 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Blair has cartilage, but his bodies appetite ate his MCLs

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

That isn't as funny

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Nov 5, 2009 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

how else would you describe it

seriously, MCLs are like a snickers bar made from the finest ingredients

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Facts make jokes less funny

quit bringing up facts

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Nov 5, 2009 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

You people need different jokes!

We can’t have two of the same one like this.

by Roybot on Nov 5, 2009 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

these jokes even have the same time stamp

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 11:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Yep.

But I guess Arkitect wins since his is first. That makes me sad because I like you more than him.

by Roybot on Nov 5, 2009 11:53 AM PST up reply actions  

but only because I am dumber and am no threat to your BE JD ranking

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 12:02 PM PST up reply actions  

we have rankings?

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Nov 5, 2009 12:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I hope it is a combination of both human polls and computer ranking

Strength of schedule, and margin of victory should also be considered

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Nov 5, 2009 12:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I have an algorithim that is pretty mind boggling

it is set up so that I am in first and EK is in last. I have it posted next to my crying pillow to help me cheer up.

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 12:10 PM PST up reply actions  

you just fell so far down them they may as well not exist for you

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 12:09 PM PST up reply actions  

that quote was taken out of context

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Nov 5, 2009 12:10 PM PST up reply actions  

it is just less work

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 12:11 PM PST up reply actions  

It depends on the size of your partner

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Nov 5, 2009 12:11 PM PST up reply actions  

that is the difference between work being done to you and you doing work

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 12:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Blair has grafts for ACLs. The ones without knee cartilage are T-Mac, Brian Grant, and Oden unless the mf worked

But slowly things happen that they cannot help and the Blazers Fellowship of the Ring begins to break apart

by Norsktroll on Nov 5, 2009 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Hey....I may get MF tomorrow...

I’m scheduled for an arthroscopy of hte knee, but the surgeon says 50-50 chance of needing microfracture. Personally I’m hoping for it being just a cleanout of cartilage.
.

If I post comments tomorrow, it will be under the influence of Vicodin…….which sounds rather fun!

"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green

by antediluvian on Nov 5, 2009 4:40 PM PST up reply actions  

bummer dude

heal up quick

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 4:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Don Nelson thinks Randolph should be a center in his system. Uhm, what?

http://www.realgm.com/src_wiretap_archives/62578/20091105/randolph_could_evolve_into_center/

Last week he thought his competition was Corey Maggette, now it’s Andris Biedrins? If I didn’t know it better, I would think Nelson is pulling the longest joke in the history of the NBA on his owners to make them fire him or sell the team.

But slowly things happen that they cannot help and the Blazers Fellowship of the Ring begins to break apart

by Norsktroll on Nov 5, 2009 11:14 AM PST reply actions  

SPAM

i just got spam from BE. looks like someone is gathering email addresses from here. EFF!

Senior Asian ambassador of Blazers Edge

by Philthyanimal on Nov 5, 2009 11:19 AM PST reply actions  

The Oregon Sports Podcast?

But slowly things happen that they cannot help and the Blazers Fellowship of the Ring begins to break apart

by Norsktroll on Nov 5, 2009 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

that's the only emails i ever get from BEdgers

aside from the occasional sxt-email from GLove

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 5, 2009 11:22 AM PST up reply actions  

I got those for a while… but I unsubscribed and they stopped coming

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Nov 5, 2009 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

its from some other competing website

i deleted it after i forwarded it to a few people

Senior Asian ambassador of Blazers Edge

by Philthyanimal on Nov 5, 2009 11:32 AM PST up reply actions  

it sounds like he is feeling less than welcome in the JD

sad

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

is is bowling related?

by EvilKaramazov on Nov 5, 2009 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

ask Philthy

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

lol he said the catsuit is rediculous

and that hes not parading around the RG or anywhere public…that just proves how unconfident he is.

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by Philthyanimal on Nov 5, 2009 11:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Yep....backpedalling

BIG time

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Nov 5, 2009 11:56 AM PST up reply actions  

the cops are after him? yeah, when i feel the heat coming round the corner, i leave the twist in the car and make a dash for it.

by EvilKaramazov on Nov 5, 2009 11:35 AM PST up reply actions  

you think waynegrow bowls?

by EvilKaramazov on Nov 5, 2009 11:39 AM PST up reply actions  

he better put up or shut up

by GreatOden'sRaven on Nov 5, 2009 11:35 AM PST up reply actions  

i have 5 guys injured day-to-day in my ESPN league. What the heck?

But slowly things happen that they cannot help and the Blazers Fellowship of the Ring begins to break apart

by Norsktroll on Nov 5, 2009 11:44 AM PST reply actions  

i'm not sure a burger made

entirely out of bacon would be as good as it sounds.

by DrivetheLane on Nov 5, 2009 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

i have this weird thing where

i like my arteries to not get clogged with bacon. Also this thing where too much of a good thing isn’t a good thing.

by DrivetheLane on Nov 5, 2009 1:17 PM PST up reply actions  

then you shouldn't try the Luther

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 5, 2009 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

you shouldn't have


Legend has it, it was named after Vandross posthumously.

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 5, 2009 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

good lord almighty

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 5, 2009 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

have you ever tried that?

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 5, 2009 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

oh god no

I’ve never even seen it for real.

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 5, 2009 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

whatever you do

Don’t google video of people eating these things.

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 5, 2009 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

link me up

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Eeew

why would you want to see that?! That’s crazier than pooping on your bike.

by Roybot on Nov 5, 2009 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I would, but I am not sure what to search for

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

"eating luther"

sounds like a northern euro death metal band.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Nov 5, 2009 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah

At least you didn’t show one where they eat multiples. Uggghhh

This is the only reason I even know of this thing.

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 5, 2009 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah

“eating luther” or “luther burger” will find you plenty of stuff. Everything from people making them extra grossly to eating them.. yes.. I mean plural.

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 5, 2009 2:01 PM PST up reply actions  

it’s not too bad really.

by DrivetheLane on Nov 5, 2009 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

i saw one of those on Man V Food.

the guy that invented it wasn’t a small man.

by DrivetheLane on Nov 5, 2009 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think i really approve of it’s construction. I think the maker should have cracked a few egg yokes into the ground pork to help it hold together and then he could have grilled it. As it is, this reminds me of Northern Italian sausage meatballs…

by EvilKaramazov on Nov 5, 2009 11:51 AM PST up reply actions  

yeah eggs would have worked

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 5, 2009 11:55 AM PST up reply actions  

FLAG

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 5, 2009 11:55 AM PST up reply actions  

this burger is gross but i wanna try it - the cheezus

Two grilled cheese sandwiches made with thick slices of Texas toast nuzzling a hand pressed Black Angus beef patty, topped with lettuce, tomatoes, onion, mustard, and mayo. Can someone say heart failure?

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by Philthyanimal on Nov 5, 2009 11:52 AM PST up reply actions  

oops fail

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by Philthyanimal on Nov 5, 2009 11:52 AM PST up reply actions  

I'd eat it...

But I would make sure to double my exercise routine the following day…

by Rudiculous on Nov 5, 2009 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

good lord that looks delicious

it needs something to hold the meat together better though..

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 5, 2009 11:55 AM PST up reply actions  

perhaps it should be wrapped in bacon?

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Nov 5, 2009 11:58 AM PST up reply actions  

too bad tim cascade doesnt make habanero chips anymore

i remember stockpiling like 12 bags when i found out they were discontinued.

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by Philthyanimal on Nov 5, 2009 11:48 AM PST reply actions  

i still prefer jalepeno chips

Tims are hard to find down here but damn are they good

by GreatOden'sRaven on Nov 5, 2009 11:49 AM PST up reply actions  

where u at?

i really like tims other brand that does the sweet onion or maui chips

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by Philthyanimal on Nov 5, 2009 11:50 AM PST up reply actions  

those sweet onion chips kick zach

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by idoltime on Nov 5, 2009 11:51 AM PST up reply actions  

ah

need a care package?

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by Philthyanimal on Nov 5, 2009 11:59 AM PST up reply actions  

if your offering!

you betcha!
big dans bento sauce
some beaver mustard
and some Tims Cascade chips.
all the goodness of home

by GreatOden'sRaven on Nov 5, 2009 12:00 PM PST up reply actions  

LO in H. E. double hockey sticks

10/28/09 9:27 p.m. A 4-year-old locked himself in a bedroom but later got out.

10/29/09 12:47 p.m. An ex-wife showed up with a U-Haul and started removing items from an abode.

10/31/09 2:06 p.m. A cheap CD was stolen from a car on Cornell Street.

10/26/09 9:40 a.m. An elderly woman took off in a vehicle and is headed for Arizona.

10/26/09 11:53 a.m. Multiple prank calls have been received by a man over the past six months. The responsible party is being sought.

10/27/09 9:04 a.m. A man who works at a high school told police he has to smoke while driving his car because he is not allowed to smoke at his workplace.

10/27/09 11 a.m. A city-sponsored basketball game ended with one of the players being punched in the face when he tried to walk away from the game.

10/27/09 11:17 a.m. When a man was changing the locks on a foreclosed home he encountered a woman and a man with a knife. The 20-year-old subjects were carrying backpacks and were accompanied by a dog. When the reporting person asked what they were doing, the male brandished a knife and said they were just hanging out.

10/27/09 1:31 p.m. An ex-girlfriend is harassing a new girlfriend by sending postcards to her work place, and the boyfriend is upset.

10/27/09 5:03 p.m. A man is concerned about a woman he picked up in Salem.

10/27/09 7:28 p.m. A 13-year-old girl ran away from home after refusing to do chores and arguing with her grandmother. The girl later returned home and all was OK.

10/27/09 7:40 p.m. An unknown man tried to open the door of a woman’s home, then later was observed sitting nearby. She asked if he needed something, and he replied he was at the wrong address. The woman is skeptical.

10/27/09 7:45 p.m. A girl was screaming and throwing herself into walls and yelling at people to go away. Evidently worn out by this behavior, she then went to sleep.

10/29/09 8:06 p.m. A man was found lying down at the entrance to a pizza place.

10/30/09 1:16 p.m. A car is still parked in the wrong direction at Hallinan School.

10/30/09 3:40 p.m. A high school student exposed himself in front of a grade school while changing clothes. A coach was advised that his team needed to change elsewhere.

10/30/09 6:16 p.m. A female and child in a stroller, not dressed appropriately for the weather, have been sitting on a corner for the past 90 minutes.

10/30/09 7:05 p.m. Strange lights in the sky turned out to be spotlights coming from Oregon City.

10/30/09 7:42 p.m. Kids from a kindergarten jumped into a backyard.

10/31/09 12:08 p.m. An ex-girlfriend is repeatedly ringing the doorbell of a woman’s boyfriend. She was found to be not drunk, just persistent.

10/31/09 12:21 a.m. An upset teen boy got drunk after his parents wouldn’t let him stay at a girlfriend’s house.

10/31/09 6:35 p.m. Some creeps in a green Jeep were swearing and drinking.

10/31/09 9:02 p.m. A woman was disturbed by two large booms.

11/1/09 3:01 a.m. A reported drunken woman on the street turned out to be a sober man.

11/1/09 6:34 p.m. A beagle inside a white box van won’t stop barking.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Nov 5, 2009 12:00 PM PST reply actions  

I know

Ya shouldn’t undersell your stolen items. Whatta big dummy.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Nov 5, 2009 12:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe it was a Cheap Trick CD

“I want you to want me”

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Nov 5, 2009 12:04 PM PST up reply actions  

so y’all are saying to make sure we club them to death?

message recieved

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 12:28 PM PST up reply actions  

NO!

I know you like NSYNC, jonestr. Stop trying to hide it. You have to at least admit that it’s better than whatever DS links to, right?!

by Roybot on Nov 5, 2009 12:30 PM PST up reply actions  

I dont even click on DS’s music links

I am a music snob who only enjoys the worst kind of music

I cant get on board with this new fangled NSYNC stuff when Slayer is still dropping records. You will have to hit me up in 2012 after they release their last record (the idea of that chokes me up inside.)

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 12:32 PM PST up reply actions  

they are the nsync of speed metal

do you really not know of Slayer?

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 12:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I always thought of them as death metal, but that is semantics

infamous butcher – angel of DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by Name's Ash on Nov 5, 2009 12:42 PM PST up reply actions  

it is more thrash

sorry

death metal has those really awful and unintelligible vocals

really guttural stuff

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 12:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't think so....

I mean, I suppose I have probably heard of them but I don’t care enough to google them.

by Roybot on Nov 5, 2009 12:44 PM PST up reply actions  

On and on
Somewhat NSFBE maybe.

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 5, 2009 12:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Ugh.

No wonder I haven’t heard of them.

by Roybot on Nov 5, 2009 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

just like nsync, they also have a former mousketeer in the band

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

maybe we will have to ease you into this, but I am not sure of a path that goes from nsync to slayer, but it will probably involve some dark times where you are listening to a lot of butt rock

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 1:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Don't forget Elton John

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Nov 5, 2009 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I would like to see this map you are creating

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I was going to go raining blood, but it all gives the feel

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 12:51 PM PST up reply actions  

naw South of Heaven is good stuff

Just a touch slower than usual.

Angel of Death has an insane BPM.

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 5, 2009 12:52 PM PST up reply actions  

and raining blood isnt good stuff

cmon

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

no you're right..

reign in blood <→ seasons in the abyss was great for me

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 5, 2009 12:55 PM PST up reply actions  

you are saying reign in blood is not as good as seasons in the abyss?

undisputed attitude was their hands down funniest album

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

no that is supposed to be a continuum line

Like I really like their stuff from reign to seasons, and then I moved on to happy hippie music.

I do remember that album though, but, as a rule, I had a hard time with them during the non-Lombardo years.

And I never tried since he got back.

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 5, 2009 1:02 PM PST up reply actions  

their last few albums have been lock step with their best years

seriously some really good albums from god hates us all on to the new albums

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I may have to give it a try.

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 5, 2009 1:16 PM PST up reply actions  

You might not believe me

But they are actually very talented musicians, maybe not the best vocals in the world, but what they can do with their instruments is pretty impressive…

by Rudiculous on Nov 5, 2009 2:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey, do like fantomas?

My team went to the playoffs in my first year.

by pxilpooshr on Nov 5, 2009 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I never really got into them

I am not a huge mike patton fan

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 12:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Fair enough.

My team went to the playoffs in my first year.

by pxilpooshr on Nov 5, 2009 12:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Will there ever be another

Rick Rubin?

The range of music he produces is crazy

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Nov 5, 2009 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

never

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 5, 2009 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

By range you mean

from good to good, right?

My team went to the playoffs in my first year.

by pxilpooshr on Nov 5, 2009 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Just hardcore rap to hardcore metal and everything in between. So ya, I guess good to good.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Nov 5, 2009 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

;)

My team went to the playoffs in my first year.

by pxilpooshr on Nov 5, 2009 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

I dont think the world could handle another

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I wish

but he doesnt specialize in Auto-tune.. so no

by GreatOden'sRaven on Nov 5, 2009 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

mmm Slayer.

My team went to the playoffs in my first year.

by pxilpooshr on Nov 5, 2009 12:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Wait...I know what this is

someone finally stole that Kid ‘n’ Play CD from LeBron’s buddy’s car

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Nov 5, 2009 12:09 PM PST up reply actions  

11/1/09 3:01 a.m. A reported drunken woman on the street turned out to be a sober man.

who do you think was more embarrassed… the police who rolled up and called her ma’m or the dude they thought was a drunk woman

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Nov 5, 2009 12:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Sober Man=Drunken Woman

BlazerFan1 could probably make something of that

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Nov 5, 2009 12:12 PM PST up reply actions  

"high upside, long wingspan"

i assume Bilas loved him

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 5, 2009 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

his hair looks like Chris Bosh’s hair.

star.

free bayless

by Cablinasian on Nov 5, 2009 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

And he has the names of two NBA players: Michael Jordan and Grant Hill

I’m so excited for LeBryan Nash in 2011 (SF out of Dallas).

But slowly things happen that they cannot help and the Blazers Fellowship of the Ring begins to break apart

by Norsktroll on Nov 5, 2009 12:56 PM PST up reply actions  

faaaaaantastic. Number 1 overall.

free bayless

by Cablinasian on Nov 5, 2009 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Top 3 definitely, same draft class as Tony Wroten & Co. For a #1 his mom would have had to go with LeBryant. Attention to detail fail.

But slowly things happen that they cannot help and the Blazers Fellowship of the Ring begins to break apart

by Norsktroll on Nov 5, 2009 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't think he's an NBA starter for a good team

Starter for a bad team or rotation player for a good team, IMO.

by jksnake99 on Nov 5, 2009 2:52 PM PST up reply actions  

i disagree.. i think he becomes a scola level player

in a few years.. not the same kinda game but that level. no where near an allstar but good enough to get noticed.
this wont be on the knicks as long as dantoni is there though

by GreatOden'sRaven on Nov 5, 2009 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

there is no way he turns into the greatest player ever to play the game… there will only ever be one Scola

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Nov 5, 2009 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

one is enough

We should harvest the petroleum from Scola’s hair. We could forget about annexing Afghanistan. – Elgin

Travis Outlaw, the Funnel Cake of the Blazers

by 22baylor on Nov 5, 2009 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

he has to get traded or dantoni fired first. hopefully he just uses this time to practice his game

by GreatOden'sRaven on Nov 5, 2009 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

When I become an All-Star in the NBA, when I become a great player in the NBA, then I’ll try football. One of my dreams has always been to play football.— Glen Davis

But slowly things happen that they cannot help and the Blazers Fellowship of the Ring begins to break apart

by Norsktroll on Nov 5, 2009 12:59 PM PST reply actions  

did anyone hit him back with “so you are never going to play football?”

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey gang....

…….go give this guy some recs

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Nov 5, 2009 12:59 PM PST reply actions  

I don't get it

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 5, 2009 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

it was the writing equivalent of wriggling puppy

seriously adorable

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I recced, but I am not in your gang

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I recced it

even though it is not labeled as official, and it doesn’t assume that I agree with him.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Nov 5, 2009 1:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Did he tell Quick that he

always reads his stuff on Blazersedge? I wonder how Quick felt about that.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Nov 5, 2009 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Lol, in the podcast Casey wants a new name for it, and Dave suggests Quip City. Not bad. There likely will be a vote.

But slowly things happen that they cannot help and the Blazers Fellowship of the Ring begins to break apart

by Norsktroll on Nov 5, 2009 1:20 PM PST reply actions  

Ohio State was up 42-0 last Saturday. The spread was 44.

They onside kicked with a minute left and kicked a field goal to win by 45.

free bayless

by Cablinasian on Nov 5, 2009 1:27 PM PST reply actions  

this is something I heard on 95.5. After research it appears false.

I found the claim and the fact that it isn’t true funny.

free bayless

by Cablinasian on Nov 5, 2009 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

that is good that it is not true

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

yes

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Nov 5, 2009 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

well at least we've got each other.

don’t worry. we’re gonna get through this!

by DrivetheLane on Nov 5, 2009 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

yes

The usually mid afternoon wollyboncles

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Nov 5, 2009 2:12 PM PST up reply actions  

they need to defrag their wollyboncles

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Nov 5, 2009 2:14 PM PST up reply actions  

The deallywhoppers need adjusted as well

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Nov 5, 2009 2:20 PM PST up reply actions  

The kragameter is out of adjustment

Wait – it’s askew on treadle. Give it a good twist. – Elgin

Travis Outlaw, the Funnel Cake of the Blazers

by 22baylor on Nov 5, 2009 4:32 PM PST up reply actions  

99.9% of women be crazy or are headed that direction...

I will exclude my wife and present company (depending upon who is here)

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Nov 5, 2009 1:54 PM PST reply actions  

you got a good story behind that

or is this just a general observation you have?

by DrivetheLane on Nov 5, 2009 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

a sad story....

brother’s wife left him on Tuesday… makes the third wife in my generation of extended family that has just up and left cause they “want to party more” and are tired of playing house

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Nov 5, 2009 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Yikes.

That’s really sad.

by Roybot on Nov 5, 2009 2:02 PM PST up reply actions  

it is sad

But why do so many people try to get married if it isn’t what they really want?

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 5, 2009 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

sometimes people don't know what they really want

until they’ve tried something. This happened with my aunt and uncle. They were married 10 years before she decided she wanted out. crazy….

by DrivetheLane on Nov 5, 2009 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

oddly, this doesn’t seem to apply in any of my families cases… all were married at least 5 years… so it’s not an oops I made a mistake thing

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Nov 5, 2009 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

5 years isn't that crazy if you get married too young

My wife and I separated after about that long for over a year after getting married at 18 and 20.

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 5, 2009 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah, I know it’s not uncommon… This particular brand of crazy that my family seems to be attracted to doesn’t want to try to work through it… they see the easy way out and they take it

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Nov 5, 2009 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh goodness.

Those people are the worst…the one’s that only get married in order to have their dream wedding.

by Roybot on Nov 5, 2009 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

oh yes

i know some of them. I know a woman who got married to a friend of mine who is bi-polar and rich, had a lavish wedding, then divorced him, told him she was cheating, took half and blamed it on the fact he was bi-polar and he didn’t tell her. She was the one who reminded him to take his pills. but she got that wedding.. that was all she really ever wanted

well that and some money

by GreatOden'sRaven on Nov 5, 2009 2:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeesh.

I don’t even have a response to that. What a zach.

by Roybot on Nov 5, 2009 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I think what Roybot means to say is “is your friend still rich and single?”

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Nov 5, 2009 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

he is

but since roybot refuses to ever show us a picture of himself, I have to just assume he looks like
Carl

by GreatOden'sRaven on Nov 5, 2009 3:02 PM PST up reply actions  

lol. that show is funny

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Nov 5, 2009 3:02 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah… they have a one year old… that’s the saddest part

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Nov 5, 2009 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah… alright, no more downer talk… let’s all think of happier times, and ponies and ice cream and a Blazers win tomorrow

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Nov 5, 2009 2:14 PM PST up reply actions  

henceforth I shall refer to them as the purs’s ugly ugly purs’s

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Nov 5, 2009 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

there you go!

good idea.

here’s my game scenario for tomorrow:

Spurs jump out to first quarter lead (like 5 or 6 points). Something “snaps” in Blazers and they suddenly put it together and end up winning by 6-10 points. I think it could happen.

by DrivetheLane on Nov 5, 2009 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

oh yeah...

and this starts a 5 game winning streak.

by DrivetheLane on Nov 5, 2009 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m on a boat?

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Nov 5, 2009 2:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Sure.

If that will make it better then be on a zaching boat. I DON’T CARE.

by Roybot on Nov 5, 2009 2:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, stop trying to make us feel bad for you.

SHEESH. IT’S NOT GOING TO WORK.
.
.
.
.
ok, it worked a little.

by Roybot on Nov 5, 2009 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

just proof that you have a heart afterall

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Nov 5, 2009 2:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Only sometimes.

And it only worked because you didn’t mention me as one of the crazy ones.

by Roybot on Nov 5, 2009 2:25 PM PST up reply actions  

proof that I have a heart

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Nov 5, 2009 2:32 PM PST up reply actions  

He got the heart Temple of Doom style, right out of a poor sacrificial peasant’s chest.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Nov 5, 2009 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

some people in here at times can act a little nuts...

it rhymes with “lazerfan1”

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Nov 5, 2009 2:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't see it.

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 5, 2009 2:03 PM PST up reply actions  

it passes the time when I’m depressed…

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Nov 5, 2009 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

which probably isn't unrelated

to what Ark first posted.

hang in there, Ark, keep your head up as best you can.

by DrivetheLane on Nov 5, 2009 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

thanks

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Nov 5, 2009 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Rec for Truthiness

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Nov 5, 2009 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

not me

im eccentric (it means im crazy but not poor) !!!

by GreatOden'sRaven on Nov 5, 2009 2:47 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Yup

And everyone is dumb.

by Mortimer on Nov 5, 2009 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

SELECT blazerfans
FROM NBAbasketballfans
WHERE haters IS null

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Nov 5, 2009 2:10 PM PST reply actions  

LOL

can’t you make that a select distinct? I hate duplicate records.

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 5, 2009 2:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I am swimming in SQL as I type

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 5, 2009 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

imma try something

SELECT haters, count(distinct blazerfans)
FROM NBAbasketballfans nbaf inner join BEdgers be on nbaf.bballfan_id=be.bballfan_id
GROUP BY haters ORDER BY count(distinct blazerfans)

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 5, 2009 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

HAHA

WHERE junkdrawercomments > 50

Does that work?

I don’t really know SQL too well, but I thought it’d be fun

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Nov 5, 2009 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

yes you got it!

that WHERE clause would go right between the FROM… JOIN and the GROUP BY.

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 5, 2009 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

My real name

is SQT SQL. – Elgin

Travis Outlaw, the Funnel Cake of the Blazers

by 22baylor on Nov 5, 2009 4:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Nerd jokes == priceless

"Rudy is not everyday a shooter," Fernandez said. "He's defense. He's passes. He's assists."

by jebuz on Nov 5, 2009 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Did he call you "the Jewish AK1984"

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Nov 5, 2009 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

no

If anything, AK is the long haired, Seattle version of me.

by jksnake99 on Nov 5, 2009 2:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Ah...sorry

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Nov 5, 2009 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Now that you mention it

Photo shopping a yarmulke on his pic or gluing long hair on your pic might be fun ….I am a juvenile sense of humor

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Nov 5, 2009 2:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Man

92 really hates Jewish people, I had no idea.

by Mortimer on Nov 5, 2009 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Thanks for the support Mort!

I hope you realize that one of the more naive members of BE may think you are serious…you have said that I was fascist and that I dislike Jewish people (that is just this week) …and remember when you tried to talk me into growing that narrow little mustache …that wasn’t funny …I am seriously worried about my image and reputation

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Nov 5, 2009 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

My revenge takes place over several days and weeks

Soon even YOU will start to believe it about yourself!!!

by Mortimer on Nov 5, 2009 3:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm surprised ya rip on Casey so much

When Gavin is sitting right there with a big red flashing sign saying BELITTLE MY EVERYMAN OPINION.

I’ve missed a few of these, but Casey just seems like a standard homer… not a Barrett-regarding-Steve-Blake style homer…

by Mortimer on Nov 5, 2009 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

So you prefer Gavin because he at least provides conflict...

…ok, I can see that.

Since I usually agree with Dave, and Casey is just a pleasant Blazer fan (and as an employee, what else can you ask for?) who agrees with Dave as well, Gavin is the one who I go “well, ehhh, not really…”

Nuthin’ against Casey, but without Dave and his insights, Blazers Edge wouldn’t exist as we know it. It may have gotten bigger because of the team, and Casey started it, but Dave is what made it THIS.

by Mortimer on Nov 5, 2009 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

It is OK for Gavin to provide conflict

as long as someone beats him up as a result. – Elgin

Travis Outlaw, the Funnel Cake of the Blazers

by 22baylor on Nov 5, 2009 4:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Rihanna on ABC Good Morning America / 20-20

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFPK6GUDlwM

Powerful interview on domestic violence. I don’t like the interviewer, but Rihanna makes a strong impression.

But slowly things happen that they cannot help and the Blazers Fellowship of the Ring begins to break apart

by Norsktroll on Nov 5, 2009 2:25 PM PST reply actions  

fanfaraway, my favorite color is pizza, what is you’res?

Roybot, I still hate you.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Nov 5, 2009 2:27 PM PST reply actions  

did you already forget

you need to write a note down on a box of diapers and store it under a crib

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Nov 5, 2009 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

or on some kind on wood pulp sheet good

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Nov 5, 2009 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I did forget :-(

I have no more diapers and I lost my crib sheet :-(

by Roybot on Nov 5, 2009 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

do you need a reminder? Shall I give you a note?

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Nov 5, 2009 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes, I do.

Please write down why you hate me. I would have figured you have a bigger heart than Arkitect, but I guess not.

by Roybot on Nov 5, 2009 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I just tried a search, but got this

Search and tags are temporarily unavailable.

We should have them back online soon. Sorry for the inconvenience.

Basically, FFA said guys either get dumb while they are around hot women or they act like they hate hot women.

NOW MAKE A NOTE OF IT

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Nov 5, 2009 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I do not understand how this explains why you hate Roybot

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Nov 5, 2009 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I didn’t want it to get too weird in here…

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Nov 5, 2009 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Good call.

I would say something mean back, but I still feel kinda bad….or maybe I’ve just almost reached my sarcasm limit already.

by Roybot on Nov 5, 2009 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

When people spell the word "Color" euro style

I always want to start saying it the same way (as in rhymes with velour )

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Nov 5, 2009 2:30 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Marvelous. Absolutely marvelous.

But slowly things happen that they cannot help and the Blazers Fellowship of the Ring begins to break apart

by Norsktroll on Nov 5, 2009 2:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I always put the optional additional U in parentheses

colo(u)r, parlo(u)r, Blaze(u)r. – Elgin

Travis Outlaw, the Funnel Cake of the Blazers

by 22baylor on Nov 5, 2009 4:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Blaze(u)r

That’s how Nic says it

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Nov 5, 2009 4:52 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

What is the color of Pizza?

Depending on the toppings, it could be yellow, red, brown, green, a mix…

But slowly things happen that they cannot help and the Blazers Fellowship of the Ring begins to break apart

by Norsktroll on Nov 5, 2009 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

light urple?

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Nov 5, 2009 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

This video of the young coaching kid has probably been linked before, but I fear if nobody works with him on his shot he'll have a release like Kevin Martin or Shawn Marion

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnnbbgDxfzU

“He looks…he shoots…and he scores” Via Deadspin and many other sites.

But slowly things happen that they cannot help and the Blazers Fellowship of the Ring begins to break apart

by Norsktroll on Nov 5, 2009 2:35 PM PST reply actions  

that's loser talk

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 5, 2009 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

We're going to kill the Spurs tomorrow.

I’m just going to say that over and over again and tomorrow they will manifest it.

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 5, 2009 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

what time is it?

if I can watch it, we win. FACT

by fanfaraway on Nov 5, 2009 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

tomorrow at 7:30pm PST.

Is that 5:30am your time? That daylight savings thing threw me off.

This game is ALL ON YOU NOW!!!

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 5, 2009 2:52 PM PST up reply actions  

4.30 then

I’m going out, so I can catch it when I get home… IF someone has a link. We get LA-Memphis SMH!!

by fanfaraway on Nov 5, 2009 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

booooo!

I’d make sure you were kept supplied in links, but I’ll be there.

Whenever I watch games now I say ‘ratatatatatatata’ everytime Rudy shoots a 3.

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 5, 2009 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Consider it booked!

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 5, 2009 3:55 PM PST up reply actions  

no way!

That is sad. He made watching the Eurobasket games a blast. I’ve even considered listening to games on ESPN Desportes. I had already started a campaign to have him replace the Mikes.

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 5, 2009 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

it remained private, the rumor is heart failure

but he wasn’t that old.

Another weird thing is he didn’t renew his contract with the TV station (or they didn’t renew him) just after eurobasket, so maybe he new he was dying?

by fanfaraway on Nov 5, 2009 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

¡Que Lástima!

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 5, 2009 4:11 PM PST up reply actions  

2 Gasols > Fernandez?

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Nov 5, 2009 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah

clearly for our national television.

You’d think Blazers-Spurs is more attractive as a game, but as a marketing strategy the Gasols facing off is huge here.

There is another Gasol, you know, projected to be the tallest of the 3.

by fanfaraway on Nov 5, 2009 3:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh wait...

It isn’t a GIRL Gasol, is it?

by Mortimer on Nov 5, 2009 3:37 PM PST up reply actions  

realism is for losers. fanatacism and irrationality got laker fans a title this year!

by GreatOden'sRaven on Nov 5, 2009 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

im surprised they dont win every year

their irrational fanaticism and blind loyalty in the face of facts is actually spectacular

by GreatOden'sRaven on Nov 5, 2009 2:53 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah gasol practing now so they’re back!

by portlandgiirl91 on Nov 5, 2009 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

its because Sasha Vujacic is back to his old

self.. machining missed 3 pointers left and right.. that got their hopes up

by GreatOden'sRaven on Nov 5, 2009 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

ohhh sounds like blake n rudy.
but at least he’s hot

by portlandgiirl91 on Nov 5, 2009 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

And for the record....he is hideous.

I imagine that’s what Arkitect looks like.

by Roybot on Nov 5, 2009 3:02 PM PST up reply actions  

i understand you’re from vancouver but you really need to stop being such a hater =D

by portlandgiirl91 on Nov 5, 2009 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

she cant help it

they breed it into you up there because there is nothing to love in the Couve

by GreatOden'sRaven on Nov 5, 2009 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

smh

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 5, 2009 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

there’s everything to love there

by portlandgiirl91 on Nov 5, 2009 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

like guys who look like sasha vujacic and shake a lot and stay up all night?

by GreatOden'sRaven on Nov 5, 2009 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

for weeks at a time and eat nothing but safeway jojos and ice cream.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Nov 5, 2009 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

food stamps ftl

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Nov 5, 2009 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

name 2 things

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Nov 5, 2009 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

family n friends n memories

by portlandgiirl91 on Nov 5, 2009 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

i didnt know you were from there

that explains why you and roybot are so much alike

by GreatOden'sRaven on Nov 5, 2009 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I think Roybot would do better as a role model.

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 5, 2009 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

sometimes

pg91s taste in men is impeccable

by GreatOden'sRaven on Nov 5, 2009 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

flag!

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 5, 2009 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I hope you weren’t forced to go to vegas.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Nov 5, 2009 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

not really. that or west linn

by portlandgiirl91 on Nov 5, 2009 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

that’s a tough decision…

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Nov 5, 2009 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

vancouver, west linn or vegas. I think you made the right choice.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Nov 5, 2009 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

were you sent away for being trouble?

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 5, 2009 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I would like to take this opportunity to point out that in only one of these locations is Prostitution legal

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Nov 5, 2009 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

This feels inappropriate.

Let me pull out my Sophia-o-meter.

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 5, 2009 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Always.

Like I account for gravity.

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 5, 2009 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

ugh

Leave that thing right where it is. – Elgin

Travis Outlaw, the Funnel Cake of the Blazers

by 22baylor on Nov 5, 2009 4:42 PM PST up reply actions  

oo booyah

Prostitution is only legal in Nevada outside of city limits.

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 5, 2009 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

just outside city limits it is… just saying

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Nov 5, 2009 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah so therefore none =D

by portlandgiirl91 on Nov 5, 2009 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

do you live within city limits?

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Nov 5, 2009 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

eww really?

i bet that gets old quick?
UNLV? or there for work?

by GreatOden'sRaven on Nov 5, 2009 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

none. i moved down with my parents

by portlandgiirl91 on Nov 5, 2009 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

and they moved on the strip?

wow.. thats crazy! its like tourist central. how can you handle that?!

by GreatOden'sRaven on Nov 5, 2009 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, everyone that lives in Vegas

Hates the Strip. The avoid it at all costs.

by Roybot on Nov 5, 2009 3:41 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

indeed. they just come troll for guys on the weekends.. there are some nice houses tho

by GreatOden'sRaven on Nov 5, 2009 3:42 PM PST up reply actions  

how far is your commute? does it take you outside of the city?

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Nov 5, 2009 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

wow you even got that.

It’s like you’re becoming less re re all of the time.

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 5, 2009 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah i know right. give me time.
you can blame my re re ness on the state of nv.

btw did u know portland, or was ranked 3rd smartest city??

by portlandgiirl91 on Nov 5, 2009 3:36 PM PST up reply actions  

why you hatin on vancouver?

but i do know las vegas was at the bottom

by portlandgiirl91 on Nov 5, 2009 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

LV should be high on the list. All of the strippers are in college. they just need to pay for books

by GreatOden'sRaven on Nov 5, 2009 3:41 PM PST up reply actions  

doesn’t make them smart

by portlandgiirl91 on Nov 5, 2009 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

but i do know some girls back home that took up stripping to pay for college

by portlandgiirl91 on Nov 5, 2009 3:45 PM PST up reply actions  

When I was younger I saw a lot of people doing college right off the bellies of dancers.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Nov 5, 2009 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

but they have enormous brains too

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Nov 5, 2009 3:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I did know that portland was the 3rd safest city, didn’t know about the smarts.

Yeah, we’ll blame it on NV. Besides, I was told I’d get a smack down if I wasn’t nicer.

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 5, 2009 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

wait a minute

Was this a clever response?

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 5, 2009 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

where do you think i met your mother

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Nov 5, 2009 5:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Apparently you forgot I don’t have a mother.

by Roybot on Nov 5, 2009 5:03 PM PST up reply actions  

everyone has a mother… you didn’t come from no where… Even Jebus has a mother… you just don’t Know her like I do

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Nov 5, 2009 5:06 PM PST up reply actions  

that's funny

1. Sending someone to Vegas for being trouble.
2. Imagining the trouble you were getting into in the Couve.

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 5, 2009 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

well, if I was 18-25, I would def choose vegas

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Nov 5, 2009 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

i think i would too

although.. i think i might get in too much trouble in vegas

by GreatOden'sRaven on Nov 5, 2009 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

depends where u live in vegas. it’s huge

by portlandgiirl91 on Nov 5, 2009 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I have some friends that used to live in a nice hood there, but then the economy went south, and the hood quickly became a hood, if ya know what I am saying

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Nov 5, 2009 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

this is in reply to what?

by GreatOden'sRaven on Nov 5, 2009 3:39 PM PST up reply actions  

the up button

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Nov 5, 2009 3:42 PM PST up reply actions  

So’s her FACE

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Nov 5, 2009 3:45 PM PST up reply actions  

so much alike

its like you guys are twins born a year apart

by GreatOden'sRaven on Nov 5, 2009 7:23 PM PST up reply actions  

you even are attracted to the same

guys.. did you fight over sasha lookalikes in high school?

by GreatOden'sRaven on Nov 5, 2009 7:26 PM PST up reply actions  

so you’re saying I could land a beautiful tennis player?

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Nov 5, 2009 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

how rich are you. thats the key ingredient

by GreatOden'sRaven on Nov 5, 2009 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Sasha is hot?

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 5, 2009 3:02 PM PST up reply actions  

yes esp since he cut his hair

by portlandgiirl91 on Nov 5, 2009 3:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I'll bow out out to the expert here.

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 5, 2009 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

flagged for undisguised swearing

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Nov 5, 2009 2:50 PM PST up reply actions  

What the H-E Double Hockey Sticks, dude.

I thought you were cool.
.
.
.

(yes I know you didn’t really flag it, you silly goose.)

by Roybot on Nov 5, 2009 2:52 PM PST up reply actions  

rec for good looking out

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 5, 2009 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

plus I had no idea what she meant by DA

I thought she was confusing me with David Aldridge (happens a lot).

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 5, 2009 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I assumed it was Derek Anderson and she knew about your dental issues

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Nov 5, 2009 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I blame your wife for that.

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 5, 2009 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

huh?

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Nov 5, 2009 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

You don't want me to explain.

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 5, 2009 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

if it involves mints I will fight you to the pain

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Nov 5, 2009 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

That would be horribly rude!!

I never ever have thought your wife needed those.

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 5, 2009 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

well played sir… well played

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Nov 5, 2009 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Thanks.

Even though I keep telling myself that I’m done making these jokes to you about your wife, I have a hard time not filling openings when I see them.

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 5, 2009 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t mind… I know it’s all in jest… plus I make these sorts of jokes to my wife all the time (DV jokes included) she laughs… (though I won’t be making or explaining the mint jokes anytime soon)

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Nov 5, 2009 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

haha

Have you ever said: “One of these days, Arkitect’s wife,bang! zoooom! straight to the mooooon!!!”

That’s not funny, btw.

I tell my wife ’that’s what she said’ a lot. Every so often, she turns it on me and it makes me laugh until I spit.

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 5, 2009 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

NO

I believe in the message, but it’s trying too hard to be hip-hop without actually being hip hop… it’s a style fail

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Nov 5, 2009 2:48 PM PST up reply actions  

No..

Fonts way too big.

"Rudy is not everyday a shooter," Fernandez said. "He's defense. He's passes. He's assists."

by jebuz on Nov 5, 2009 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

it’s so the old people who do the actual voting can read it

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Nov 5, 2009 2:50 PM PST up reply actions  

woo hoo i just finished reading thru all these stupid comments. i only got trashed once! woo hoo

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Nov 5, 2009 3:12 PM PST reply actions  

I think he’s lying… I remember “reading” in college too

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Nov 5, 2009 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

i did. it got me thru business class

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Nov 5, 2009 3:18 PM PST up reply actions  

I read them too

and if you want proof, notice I joined several convos going down… Dougall can’t say the same.

by fanfaraway on Nov 5, 2009 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

thats cuz no one wanted my advice :(

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Nov 5, 2009 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

hahaha

good save. that was pretty high up though!!

by fanfaraway on Nov 5, 2009 3:48 PM PST up reply actions  

that bald bear was awesome

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Nov 5, 2009 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I called you a rich jerk and someone made fun of your kitchen

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

(raises hand)

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Nov 5, 2009 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

sorry i was busy making a smoothie in my kitchen. what?

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Nov 5, 2009 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

blenders....?

he has 20 Bengal tigers on treadmills that turn the blades for him

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Nov 5, 2009 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

btw… what’s it like having Sigfried and Roy as Parents?

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Nov 5, 2009 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

ordering your illegal immigrant maid to make your smoothie is the same thing $dougall$

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 4:12 PM PST up reply actions  

There was a endangered fruit worker strike, so he had to “terminate their contracts” and get new help.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Nov 5, 2009 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Daily question

this one is law related.

In the US, if you are the accused in a trial (penal) are you also under oath to tell the truth?

I ask this because, in Spain, it’s one of the penal law principles that you can’t be expected to testify against yourself, so you don’t have to tell the truth.

by fanfaraway on Nov 5, 2009 3:51 PM PST reply actions  

yes you have to tell the truth

at any time you are giving testimony, which is why people often don’t testify in their own trial

by GreatOden'sRaven on Nov 5, 2009 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

It's called "Taking the 5th"

The 5th amendment says that you can’t be forced to testify against yourself.

If you testify, yes, you are ’sposed to tell the truth.

But between you and me and the internet, FFA, I think some people lie under those circumstances.

by Mortimer on Nov 5, 2009 3:55 PM PST up reply actions  

shenanigans i say
nothing but the truth so help me god

by GreatOden'sRaven on Nov 5, 2009 3:55 PM PST up reply actions  

whoa there partner

i answered first. I just didnt use the lingo

GOR>DTL>Morty

by GreatOden'sRaven on Nov 5, 2009 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

My comment is higher up

Must mean mine came first and will be read first.

by Mortimer on Nov 5, 2009 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah.

either that or you replied to GOR instead of replying to FFA, who actually asked the question. I like to reply to the people that ask the question.

by DrivetheLane on Nov 5, 2009 3:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I have more faith in FFA than you do

That she’ll understand it.

Maybe the girls you’re used to don’t get the many layers of a complex question, but I know Future Farmers of America (FFA) does.

by Mortimer on Nov 5, 2009 4:00 PM PST up reply actions  

the girls i'm used to?

i think i’m beginning to see the source of my problem.

by DrivetheLane on Nov 5, 2009 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

WHEN ONE IS SCROLLING THROUGH THE COMMENTS

WHOSE ANSWER COMES FIRST.

HMM? NO, FORGET THAT PART. WHEN SCROLLING, WHOSE COMMENT COMES FIRST.

YEAH.

THAT’S WHAT I THOUGHT.

by Mortimer on Nov 5, 2009 4:02 PM PST up reply actions  

-internet tough guy

free bayless

by Cablinasian on Nov 5, 2009 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

i'm so foolish.

what was i thinking….please teach me…

Help me Morty-Won-Kenobi, you’re my only hope.

by DrivetheLane on Nov 5, 2009 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

But that's impractical at best and creates legal insecurities

because if you don’t testify in your own trial it inmediately creates the impression that you’re guilty, regardless of the fact that you might have different reasons not to want to testify.

by fanfaraway on Nov 5, 2009 3:59 PM PST up reply actions  

well you have to remember that in America

you’re pretty much guilty until proven innocent anyway. seems to be that way leastways.

by DrivetheLane on Nov 5, 2009 4:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Yup!

That’s the catch.

by Mortimer on Nov 5, 2009 4:01 PM PST up reply actions  

thats a continuous debate

say you have an alibi that you didnt commit murder and that alibi is that you were sleeping with someone else. do you wanna testify and wreck your marriage?
but our system is jacked up anyways.
we have precedence, which is just lazy and moronic

by GreatOden'sRaven on Nov 5, 2009 4:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I just assumed in your example that your wife was teh one killed

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Nov 5, 2009 4:06 PM PST up reply actions  

thats because you hate women
i prefer to think it was some other woman i sexed to death..
i got that power ya know

by GreatOden'sRaven on Nov 5, 2009 4:08 PM PST up reply actions  

guess what, buddy, I HATE the Blackburn Rovers. Stick that in your pipe and smoke it.

Who are the blackburn rovers?

free bayless

by Cablinasian on Nov 5, 2009 4:10 PM PST up reply actions  

futbol

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Nov 5, 2009 4:11 PM PST up reply actions  

only 99.9% of them

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Nov 5, 2009 4:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Well damn.

Now I wish I was a part of that group.

by Roybot on Nov 5, 2009 5:17 PM PST up reply actions  

you are… it’s a different percentage grouping… think overlapping circles… one for women I don’t hate and one for women who aren’t crazy… the percentage of women I don’t hate who aren’t crazy boils down to 0.0000001%

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Nov 5, 2009 5:20 PM PST up reply actions  

if you have a good enough law team you can get around this

see: legally blonde

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

While that may be true...

Judges are very explicit when they give instructions to the jury. A refusal to testify by a defendant shall have no bearing on whether the person is guilty or innocent. When I served on a jury several years ago that was an issue. But I can honestly say that we (the jury) discussed it, and felt comfortable that our decision was not based on whether or not the accused testified.

US system basically says…..if you testify, no matter who your are, you must do so truthfully or you face a penalty of additional criminal sanctions. However the accused is not required to testify. The court can compell anyone else to testify via a subpeona.

While you see impracticalities and legal insecurities, I see the same with the system you describe. The accused is required to testify, but does not have to tell the truth. What is the point?

Neither way is probably perfect……

"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green

by antediluvian on Nov 5, 2009 5:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Bed time for me

thanks for the imput.

From the accused’s point of view (and the presumption that he’s innocent until proven guilty), I think the Spanish system is more coherent, but I see you point.

I see the impracticality of my system, but where we difer is I don’t see the legal insecurities it creates… for whom?

by fanfaraway on Nov 5, 2009 5:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Is there no provision for

perjury in the Spanish legal system? I would think the requirement of the accused to testify would create a lot of opportunity for that to happen.

I guess we’re probably just more comfortable with the systems in which we were raised. ;-)

"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green

by antediluvian on Nov 8, 2009 5:41 PM PST up reply actions  

i don't know about law much at all

but in the US I think you can claim the 5th Amendment, which, I believe, protects people from incriminating themselves during a trial. So you don’t have to tell the truth, you just don’t say anything except “I take the 5th.”

by DrivetheLane on Nov 5, 2009 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Correct

In theory you cannot lie at anytime when testifying …however.. you can refuse to answer the question by citing the 5th amendment

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Nov 5, 2009 4:10 PM PST up reply actions  

but that's ridiculous!!!!!

case in point “yeah, ummmmmmm, I’m gonna have to go with the 5th there”. Courtroom OOOOHHHHHHHHHHH, whispers, nudges, etc. Translation: I’m guilty, you have proof – I claimed the zaching 5th!!!

by fanfaraway on Nov 5, 2009 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

or, if you need to testify in front of Congress, you can just say

“I’m not here to talk about the past.” over and over and over and over

by DrivetheLane on Nov 5, 2009 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

or “I do not recall”

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Nov 5, 2009 4:17 PM PST up reply actions  

but if you really wanna avoid suspicion,

you point your finger at the panel and say “I did not [insert crime you’re accused of] ever. Not ever. Period!”

just don’t get caught with incriminating evidence a few months later….

by DrivetheLane on Nov 5, 2009 4:18 PM PST up reply actions  

that depends on what your definition of “is” is

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Nov 5, 2009 4:20 PM PST up reply actions  

no hable english

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Nov 5, 2009 4:21 PM PST up reply actions  

je non parle englaise (or something)

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Nov 5, 2009 4:24 PM PST up reply actions  

je ne parle pas anglais

sorry, almost as bad as correcting grammar :(

by fanfaraway on Nov 5, 2009 4:27 PM PST up reply actions  

or of course
pretend you dont speak english even tho you speak it to reporters on a daily basis

sosa!!!!!

by GreatOden'sRaven on Nov 5, 2009 7:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Thanks so much for indulging my follies

I could have just researched that myself, but since it’s only for my enjoyment and not an assignment, and it’s super late and I’m tired, I thought I’d take advantage of you.

POINT IS I love you all :)

by fanfaraway on Nov 5, 2009 4:11 PM PST up reply actions  

wow

i go out on a limb, say I love you, and all I get is an uncomfortable silence… I think we need some time off so you can figure out if this is mutual :(

by fanfaraway on Nov 5, 2009 4:20 PM PST up reply actions  

you think it's a bad thing?

I meant I wanted to use you. Does that clear things up?

by fanfaraway on Nov 5, 2009 4:24 PM PST up reply actions  

ummm….

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Nov 5, 2009 4:25 PM PST up reply actions  

no, i knew what it meant.

i just couldn’t believe my good fortune!

by DrivetheLane on Nov 5, 2009 4:25 PM PST up reply actions  

pizza is my favorite song too

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Nov 5, 2009 4:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Fanfaraway...I just couldn't say it

I am sorry…if I say it …if I admit it to myself…. and remain unable to act upon it …this would devastate me. So …for now….I will just say ….hello friend

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Nov 5, 2009 4:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I LOOKED AWAY

I LOVE YOU TOO.

YES I SAID IT FIRST I GET FFA.

by Mortimer on Nov 5, 2009 4:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I Looked Away by Derek and the Dominoes

She took my hand
And tried to make me understand
That she would always be there,

But I looked away
And she ran away from me today;
I’m such a lonely man.

It came as no surprise to me
That she’d leave me in misery.
It seemed like only yesterday
She made a vow that she’d never walk away.

And if it seemed a sin
To love another man’s woman, baby,
I guess I’ll keep on sinning
Loving her, Lord, till my very last day.

Travis Outlaw, the Funnel Cake of the Blazers

by 22baylor on Nov 5, 2009 4:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Skipped that entire conversation that was all the way tot he right margin. Dang people. That was long.

free bayless

by Cablinasian on Nov 5, 2009 3:53 PM PST reply actions  

I think this is a new addition to the site

You can hold down the “z” button and scroll quickly past all of those things.

by Mortimer on Nov 5, 2009 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

(takes notes)

free bayless

by Cablinasian on Nov 5, 2009 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Just don't hold it down too long

Or you scroll and unmark things you wanna reads.

by Mortimer on Nov 5, 2009 3:55 PM PST up reply actions  

There are directions just under the post (just above the 1st comment) on how to use BE keys

Press C to tab to new comments, Shift-C to tab backwards, X to mark as read, and

Shift-A to mark all read.

The best: Z will simultaneously mark and tab forward, and R will reply to the comment that has focus.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Nov 5, 2009 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

it’s funny that some people still haven’t seen these.

free bayless

by Cablinasian on Nov 5, 2009 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

ripcityproject RT @BlazerFreeman: Oden had another “leadership moment” as he gathered the starters before practice and challenged them man to man.

by portlandgiirl91 on Nov 5, 2009 3:54 PM PST reply actions  

that's good to hear.

Remember when people were questioning Oden’s “passion for the game?” ridiculous then but even more ridiculous now.

by DrivetheLane on Nov 5, 2009 3:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I am excited about this but outsiders looking in would laugh that we are excited and that the newspaper has to report “leadership moments.”

free bayless

by Cablinasian on Nov 5, 2009 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

HEY JAKE

YOU THINKIN’ WHAT I’M THINKIN’?

by Mortimer on Nov 5, 2009 4:07 PM PST up reply actions  

rec’d

free bayless

by Cablinasian on Nov 5, 2009 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Yesterday

He really wanted to watch the Blazers, and I said “sorry, there isn’t any Blazers on tonight, but there is other basketball on at 4pm”.

So now he mistakenly thinks all games are on at 4pm everyday and he’s asked me about 20 times if it is 4pm yet.

by Mortimer on Nov 5, 2009 4:18 PM PST up reply actions  

And now that it IS 4pm

He’s watching Dinosaur trains or whatever the show is called…

For kids, that’s a title that reminds me of NINJA ASSASSIN. Just combine two awesome words.

by Mortimer on Nov 5, 2009 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I was peeping some Dora the explorer the other day and they have like 20PhDs on that show

FWIW

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 4:24 PM PST up reply actions  

True

But we know anything that doesn’t feature a passive Oden, especially at this stage, is a good thing.

We’re not to far removed from aloof, sad, moody Oden. I like this one.

by Mortimer on Nov 5, 2009 4:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Not that you don't agree

And I do agree with what you sayin’.

I’M jus’ sayin’, is all.

by Mortimer on Nov 5, 2009 4:06 PM PST up reply actions  

blazer fight!

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Nov 5, 2009 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I know

I want them to have another chair fight.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Nov 5, 2009 3:59 PM PST up reply actions  

what did he challenge them too?

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 4:17 PM PST up reply actions  

man to man

wink wink nudge nudge say no more say no more

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Nov 5, 2009 4:17 PM PST up reply actions  

so it really should have been

“Oden hits on teammates”

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Oden holds down soapy teammates

Gives them in depth leadership conference.

by Mortimer on Nov 5, 2009 4:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Oden says "I really feel like I'm a "top guy" around here"

And from the top to the bottom, we all gotta come together as a team.

by Mortimer on Nov 5, 2009 4:22 PM PST up reply actions  

he does dominate down low

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Nov 5, 2009 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Now that's a shower presence

Travis Outlaw, the Funnel Cake of the Blazers

by 22baylor on Nov 5, 2009 4:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I can’t wait for clam chowder friday. Best part of my week.

free bayless

by Cablinasian on Nov 5, 2009 4:00 PM PST reply actions  

Where at specifically?

I know most restaurants do it, but what has the best?

by Mortimer on Nov 5, 2009 4:01 PM PST up reply actions  

As far as Portland goes I am not the one to ask… I’d inquire of EvilK, BRP, Ark, etc.

As far as crappy UW food goes clam chowder is best in McMahon Hall.

free bayless

by Cablinasian on Nov 5, 2009 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

don’t ask me… i hate Chowder

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Nov 5, 2009 4:07 PM PST up reply actions  

ooh wow

I am digging in the couch cushions and under my car seats for loose change now!

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Nov 5, 2009 4:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I think an empty gum wrapper will suffice…

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Nov 5, 2009 4:11 PM PST up reply actions  

seems too flimsy

better to double wrap

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 5, 2009 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

serious? im losing it. i need to step my game up

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Nov 5, 2009 5:18 PM PST up reply actions  

time to corral some more uofo coeds for one of you famous pants optional photo sessions

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 5:19 PM PST up reply actions  

you→your

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 5:19 PM PST up reply actions  

and finally Windows 7 ships.. what does 17 dollars get you? 3-5 day shipping.

free bayless

by Cablinasian on Nov 5, 2009 4:12 PM PST reply actions  

too bad you go to a sucky school

WSU students get Windows 7 Professional as a free download, free of charge. :-)

by prezofdeath on Nov 5, 2009 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Holy crap!

You say you get a free download, for FREE!?!?!

by chalupa king on Nov 5, 2009 4:39 PM PST up reply actions  

All kidding aside, if you have a working .edu email account and don’t get a free copy of Windows 7 like WSU students you can get it for $30 ($42 if you also want a physical disc).

by chalupa king on Nov 5, 2009 4:40 PM PST up reply actions  

but wouldnt you have to live in the pullman area?

it seems like you are not taking in the hidden costs

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 4:44 PM PST up reply actions  

WSU has a satellite campus in the Couve… so you could commute from portland

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Nov 5, 2009 4:45 PM PST up reply actions  

like that is any better

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 4:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Portland >Pullman… even a warm climate rainphobe like yourself should agree with that

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Nov 5, 2009 4:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I dont want to

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 5:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I will take that as implied consent

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Nov 5, 2009 5:08 PM PST up reply actions  

no

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 5:19 PM PST up reply actions  

too late, it’s allready done… I now have power of attorney over this aspect of your life

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Nov 5, 2009 5:21 PM PST up reply actions  

guess who has FFA on retainer?

I’ll give you a hint, his initials are JONESTR

prepare to get owned by the hauge

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 5:23 PM PST up reply actions  

how long is your freaking name if JONESTR are your initials?

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Nov 5, 2009 5:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I will now be referring all of your questions to FFA

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 5:25 PM PST up reply actions  

ok John Owen Neal Esteban Stephen Turffuffell Reginald III

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Nov 5, 2009 5:27 PM PST up reply actions  

that can be used against you

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 5:28 PM PST up reply actions  

seriously, for all my complaining

it is really nice to wake up this morning and have it be 47 degrees outside. That is awesome in November.

by prezofdeath on Nov 5, 2009 5:20 PM PST up reply actions  

And if you went to a really good school, you would get reduced prices for Macbook Pros and Airs with Snow Leopard pre-installed ;-)

But slowly things happen that they cannot help and the Blazers Fellowship of the Ring begins to break apart

by Norsktroll on Nov 6, 2009 12:08 AM PST up reply actions  

MACS SUCK

My life has a superb cast, but I can't figure out the plot. --Woody Paige

by prezofdeath on Nov 6, 2009 12:46 AM PST up reply actions  

ya i thought it was awfully funny

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Nov 5, 2009 5:18 PM PST up reply actions  

that was funny

you want to go to the movies later?

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 5:21 PM PST up reply actions  

if your buying the tickets. i can make the popcorn in my kitchen

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Nov 5, 2009 5:22 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah, but you know what that means

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 5:24 PM PST up reply actions  

don’t get your hopes up

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Nov 5, 2009 5:32 PM PST up reply actions  

when I said movie I meant viewing booth

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 5:34 PM PST up reply actions  

i refuse

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Nov 5, 2009 5:34 PM PST up reply actions  

too late

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 5:35 PM PST up reply actions  

viewing booth

it takes a bit of finesse to lure kids out of their kitchens these days

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 5:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Ughhhhhhh

For the good of Blazers Edge, I’m not even going to say what song I have stuck in my head right now

by prezofdeath on Nov 5, 2009 5:17 PM PST reply actions  

PARTY IN THE USA!

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Nov 5, 2009 5:18 PM PST up reply actions  

she was the worst peanuts character

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 5:25 PM PST up reply actions  

flag

mints comments are not allowed here anymore…now you come here with peppermint

by broyposse on Nov 5, 2009 5:25 PM PST up reply actions  

what is this mints reference

I feel so out of the loop

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 5:26 PM PST up reply actions  

you don't want to know.

well actually, you might want to know.

by DrivetheLane on Nov 5, 2009 5:27 PM PST up reply actions  

cough it up

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 5:27 PM PST up reply actions  

hahahah

nice choice of words indeed

just search for it TJ

by broyposse on Nov 5, 2009 5:28 PM PST up reply actions  

If you look back through my old JD comments from a couple weeks ago you can find it… but I’m not posting it again

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Nov 5, 2009 5:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I remember now

vadge mints

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 5:36 PM PST up reply actions  

OOPS.

I forgot that was a sin now.

by Roybot on Nov 5, 2009 5:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Starbucks?

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Nov 5, 2009 5:26 PM PST up reply actions  

do they not have any good coffee in the couve?

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Nov 5, 2009 5:27 PM PST up reply actions  

not as old as the couve

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Nov 5, 2009 5:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I know

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Nov 5, 2009 5:32 PM PST up reply actions  

meh… right now I’m more concerned with fighting the urge to hit something/one…

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Nov 5, 2009 5:36 PM PST up reply actions  

keep fighting the urge.

hang in there, buddy.

(i hit my couch cushions)

by DrivetheLane on Nov 5, 2009 5:41 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah fortunately, the object of my aggression is a couple of hours drive away… and I’m too lazy to put in that kind of effort, so I think the Gym will be feeling the brunt of my anger tonight

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Nov 5, 2009 5:50 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah… it’s not good when i become “likes to fight” guy

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Nov 5, 2009 6:00 PM PST up reply actions  

at once or individually?

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Nov 5, 2009 6:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Both.

OR…which bedgers do you think you could beat up?

by Roybot on Nov 5, 2009 6:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I won’t name names… but I think I’d have a good chance vs. a lot of the JDers (I’ll name Dougall and Prez as two I know I could take) I won’t hit women, so that’s out… Asians are crafty by nature, so i don’t know about them… Kelsoballa is a beast, so I’d have little chance against him… a lot of it depends how pissed off I am at the moment… properly motivated, I’ve been told I’m scary in a fight (told, cause I have tendency to not remember well when I go into a rage)
.
.
also, I turn Green and SMASH

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Nov 5, 2009 6:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow, you really thought this out.

It sounds like you are an angry person.

by Roybot on Nov 5, 2009 6:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I used to be… this whole situation has me revisiting that frmae of mind… I get protective of my family

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Nov 5, 2009 6:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, that's understandable.

Just don’t kill anyone. At least not anyone you might regret killing.

by Roybot on Nov 5, 2009 6:19 PM PST up reply actions  

HAHA you laugh

I dare you to sucker punch me in the face next time you see me.

by prezofdeath on Nov 5, 2009 7:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Deal.

I will also punch Ark since he won’t hit back.

by Roybot on Nov 5, 2009 7:04 PM PST up reply actions  

i could also take you

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Nov 5, 2009 7:14 PM PST up reply actions  

to a viewing booth?

I dont think it will fit 3

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 7:16 PM PST up reply actions  

they all look very thin

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 5, 2009 7:16 PM PST up reply actions  

i was talking about kitchen kaboodable. it makes a good date in my experience

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Nov 5, 2009 7:17 PM PST up reply actions  

the kaboodle leads to the kanoodle in your experience?

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 7:20 PM PST up reply actions  

whoa lil lady leave me outta it

your the one whos proud
you and pg91 are two peas in a pod with the couve

by GreatOden'sRaven on Nov 5, 2009 7:11 PM PST up reply actions  

couve power!

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 5, 2009 7:13 PM PST up reply actions  

seriously though… do you not like good coffee?

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Nov 5, 2009 5:50 PM PST up reply actions  

mostly not to large chains...

stumptown
coffee plant
barista (my personal favorite)
love cup
twin paradox

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Nov 5, 2009 5:58 PM PST up reply actions  

So uppity.

I still have like 3 Starbucks gift cards from last Christmas. That’s pretty much the only reason I go there. It’s a waste of money imo.

by Roybot on Nov 5, 2009 6:05 PM PST up reply actions  

all 400 calories of them...

a moment on the lips, straight to the hips I always say

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Nov 5, 2009 6:07 PM PST up reply actions  

doesn't that burn?

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Nov 5, 2009 6:08 PM PST up reply actions  

pssh 400 cal is nothing

just dont eat breakfast or lunch and you should be fine
then you can have a Luther

by GreatOden'sRaven on Nov 5, 2009 7:12 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

REC

and that’s gross

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 5, 2009 7:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Roybot brought up mints again

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Nov 5, 2009 5:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow, watching 2000E on NBATV....Brevin Knight was cool, Starbury on the Nets, Glen Rice on the Lakers, Damon playing for us...

Blazers added Pippen, Detlef, and Steve Smith……Sprewell was a baller with the Knicks…

Miami was good with Tim Hardaway and Zo Mourning…Reggie Miller was still around….Ray Allen and Glenn BIG DOG Robinson in Milwaukie…

Vin Baker on the Sonics…lol.

Good times

by prezofdeath on Nov 5, 2009 5:34 PM PST reply actions  

you and AK1984 have awesome date nights

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 5:35 PM PST up reply actions  

woah man. thats basically the nineties

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Nov 5, 2009 5:35 PM PST up reply actions  

how did the bucks never win

they had some good players for awhile there

by GreatOden'sRaven on Nov 5, 2009 7:13 PM PST up reply actions  

The Cavs are a better team with Shaq on the bench

If they lose West they are going to get creamed by the Celts and Magic

by southern oregon on Nov 5, 2009 5:36 PM PST reply actions  

watching Shaq on his decline is getting harder and harder

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 6:01 PM PST reply actions  

he will probably turn it on like he did last year, but I am not sure that is what cleveland fans want to hear

he should be a cautionary tale for guys like greg and howard

LEARN A SKILL

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 6:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah!! Get your degree

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Nov 5, 2009 6:05 PM PST up reply actions  

should I defriend someone on facebook for a post like this

When are the black eye peas gonna stop makin’ straight HITS 1 after the other? I hope never…

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 6:16 PM PST reply actions  

yes

and seriously question why you were friends with them in the first place

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Nov 5, 2009 6:17 PM PST up reply actions  

he is one of those good to know people

seriously though, the black eyed peas?

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 6:23 PM PST up reply actions  

slayer would kill the black eyed peas with raw awesomeness

and bathe in their blood

I would give it all up for a billion dollars

by Tyler Durrden on Nov 5, 2009 6:39 PM PST up reply actions  

what'd I do? I just got here...

I would give it all up for a billion dollars

by Tyler Durrden on Nov 5, 2009 6:41 PM PST up reply actions  

what, like a crib sheet?

I would give it all up for a billion dollars

by Tyler Durrden on Nov 5, 2009 6:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah.

I guess you forgot already and I’m sorry…but I’m not going to remind you.

by Roybot on Nov 5, 2009 6:45 PM PST up reply actions  

crib sheet jokes are played

so two days ago…

they are the new Your Face jokes

by GreatOden'sRaven on Nov 5, 2009 7:14 PM PST up reply actions  

your face is a crib sheet!

hybrid burn

I would give it all up for a billion dollars

by Tyler Durrden on Nov 5, 2009 7:15 PM PST up reply actions  

cmon now

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 6:41 PM PST up reply actions  

making fun of slayer is like making fun of my ugly kids

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 6:53 PM PST up reply actions  

If you don't, you are complicit in the black eyed peas sucksess

And I know you can’t have that on your conscience

I would give it all up for a billion dollars

by Tyler Durrden on Nov 5, 2009 6:38 PM PST up reply actions  

that is adorable

you think I have conscience

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 6:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Barkley is making a lot of sense

With his Cleveland analysis. Unfortunately, I also agree with his assessment that Portland is too jumper reliant right now

I hate Comcast.
Card carrying member of Team Bayless
I believe in Greg Oden

by blazeraddict on Nov 5, 2009 6:28 PM PST reply actions  

He's an ok analyst, just not GM material

I will throw my mouthpiece across the court if I disagree with you.

by SabasforThree on Nov 5, 2009 6:53 PM PST up reply actions  

of course

we dont pass to our big men on the blocks

by GreatOden'sRaven on Nov 5, 2009 7:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I feel so left out, what happened with DSocks girly outfit?

Inexplicably, I was actually focused on work today. I actually found my job interesting, it happens about 4 times a year

I would give it all up for a billion dollars

by Tyler Durrden on Nov 5, 2009 6:43 PM PST reply actions  

yeah.

Philthy just put some suggestions up there for fun. i don’t think those are the actual options.

by DrivetheLane on Nov 5, 2009 6:55 PM PST up reply actions  

So Addidas is backing out of its sponsorship deal with Central Florida

cause Jordan’s kid decided to wear his dad’s shoes? Weak stuff, addidas.

I would give it all up for a billion dollars

by Tyler Durrden on Nov 5, 2009 6:54 PM PST reply actions  

weaker?

spelling their name wrong.
Adidas.

also ya thats weak

by GreatOden'sRaven on Nov 5, 2009 7:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Ehh, they'll get a Jordan deal for sure

I don’t think they’ll get left out in the cold here

I hate Comcast.
Card carrying member of Team Bayless
I believe in Greg Oden

by blazeraddict on Nov 5, 2009 7:16 PM PST up reply actions  

How can they do that? Of course the kid wants to wear his dad's shoes, IT'S MICHAEL FREAKIN' JORDAN

his dad’s company should sponsor the school

I would give it all up for a billion dollars

by Tyler Durrden on Nov 5, 2009 7:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Freaking Hinrich is really good.

free bayless

by Cablinasian on Nov 5, 2009 6:56 PM PST reply actions  

he just burned Mo off the dribble and laid it in strong at the hoop, stole the ball from LeBron, and made a nice pass to Miller for a jump shot in the two minutes I watch.

free bayless

by Cablinasian on Nov 5, 2009 6:57 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s frustrating. I wanted Hinrich and the MTSNBN (masher that shall not be named).

Our team would look pretty darn with those two moves.

free bayless

by Cablinasian on Nov 5, 2009 6:59 PM PST up reply actions  

what exactly is a masher in basketball?

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 7:13 PM PST up reply actions  

It is roughly 6'6

and rocks bicep bands

I hate Comcast.
Card carrying member of Team Bayless
I believe in Greg Oden

by blazeraddict on Nov 5, 2009 7:16 PM PST up reply actions  

that is eithe Ben Wallace or Hulk Hogan

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 7:19 PM PST up reply actions  

timbospeak for big man that likes to stay inside and ’bound.

free bayless

by Cablinasian on Nov 5, 2009 7:17 PM PST up reply actions  

luckily he does have arms and legs.

free bayless

by Cablinasian on Nov 5, 2009 7:17 PM PST up reply actions  

im with you.. but still
bone on bone..

by GreatOden'sRaven on Nov 5, 2009 7:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I understand that. It’s a second round pick though.

free bayless

by Cablinasian on Nov 5, 2009 7:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Also, I have not complained once since the draft about not drafting him. I understand and accept our decision.

free bayless

by Cablinasian on Nov 5, 2009 7:21 PM PST up reply actions  

go tell it on the mountain

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 7:22 PM PST up reply actions  

oh with the 2nd round pick

we seriously should have. i like dante
but i would have rather had gibson than penderpaycheck

by GreatOden'sRaven on Nov 5, 2009 7:23 PM PST up reply actions  

we win 60 games with Kurt. Nice spacing, great defense, ability to run the offense as the primary ballhandler at times.

free bayless

by Cablinasian on Nov 5, 2009 6:58 PM PST up reply actions  

he owns kurt

I would give it all up for a billion dollars

by Tyler Durrden on Nov 5, 2009 6:59 PM PST up reply actions  

(Calling him Kurt is a meme based off on Vinny Del Negro’s propensity to call him that.)

free bayless

by Cablinasian on Nov 5, 2009 6:59 PM PST up reply actions  

gotta keep up with your memes if you’re gonna try to slap me down, son.

free bayless

by Cablinasian on Nov 5, 2009 7:01 PM PST up reply actions  

i'm not as big a kirk.fanboy

as some I guess. or memes for that matter. sorry i missed the inside joke.

by DrivetheLane on Nov 5, 2009 7:02 PM PST up reply actions  

nah I’m just messing with you.

I am interested to know the logic behind someone thinking that Kirk wouldn’t be an incredible option, though. You have any particular thoughts?

free bayless

by Cablinasian on Nov 5, 2009 7:03 PM PST up reply actions  

i don't really have many thoughts.

he’d be a good point guard for us and a great option. but he’s not on the Blazers. I think if we had him instead of Miller, Kirk would be having the same sort of adjustment period and if he struggled, people would be wanting someone else.

by DrivetheLane on Nov 5, 2009 7:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I think there would be a far different adjustment period than with Miller. He’s basically Blake 2.0, so there wouldn’t be the problem with how to space the floor and who gets to have the ball.

free bayless

by Cablinasian on Nov 5, 2009 7:07 PM PST up reply actions  

possibly.

but he’s still have to learn the offense and figure out where to get guys the ball. spacing might be better though, that’s true.

by DrivetheLane on Nov 5, 2009 7:11 PM PST up reply actions  

the high-low zone offense could be taught to two fifth graders in twenty minutes.

free bayless

by Cablinasian on Nov 5, 2009 7:12 PM PST up reply actions  

you should teach me.

i know 0 about actual basketball x’s and o’s

by DrivetheLane on Nov 5, 2009 7:13 PM PST up reply actions  

here’s a good link to read.

Note the intro about the difficulty of learning. I also dug up quotes last spring about Kirk and his extremely high BBIQ. He probably knows the basics of the offense, would just have to learn the terminology.

free bayless

by Cablinasian on Nov 5, 2009 7:16 PM PST up reply actions  

isnt he a coach’s kid

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 7:17 PM PST up reply actions  

yes. He is regarded as nearly a basketball genius by a lot of people.

free bayless

by Cablinasian on Nov 5, 2009 7:18 PM PST up reply actions  

yourself doesnt count as “a lot of people”

by GreatOden'sRaven on Nov 5, 2009 7:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Roy Williams and I. that’s a lot, right?

free bayless

by Cablinasian on Nov 5, 2009 7:20 PM PST up reply actions  

no. you need 1 more
otherwise thats just BOTH

by GreatOden'sRaven on Nov 5, 2009 7:21 PM PST up reply actions  

AK.

too easy.

free bayless

by Cablinasian on Nov 5, 2009 7:21 PM PST up reply actions  

proof or it didnt happen
AK?

by GreatOden'sRaven on Nov 5, 2009 7:22 PM PST up reply actions  

they would only trade Kurt for cash relief.

free bayless

by Cablinasian on Nov 5, 2009 7:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, it'd have to be Travis Outlaw and Steve Blake for Kirk Hinrich.

A sum of cash considerations would likely have to go Jerry Reinsdorf’s way, too. The problem, however, is the Chicago Bulls have no need for Otlaw, as Luol Deng and James Johnson have got the small forward position solidified. An injury to Deng could change that, although John Salmons would likely slide over to the 3 and Hinrich would handle the 2.

Dear Paul Allen:

Fire Nate McMillan & hire Jeff Van Gundy.

Sincerely,
AK1984

by AK1984 on Nov 5, 2009 8:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Don't apologize.

It’s a sign of weakness. Not like we didn’t already know you were weak but…you get the idea.

by Roybot on Nov 5, 2009 7:03 PM PST up reply actions  

saying sorry

and apologizing are different things.

by DrivetheLane on Nov 5, 2009 7:07 PM PST up reply actions  

where'd you get that crazy idea?

I wish people would stop saying "don't worry about it" as if I'm losing sleep over it

by bow4meow on Nov 5, 2009 7:10 PM PST up reply actions  

moi?

you should know better

I wish people would stop saying "don't worry about it" as if I'm losing sleep over it

by bow4meow on Nov 5, 2009 7:12 PM PST up reply actions  

just checkin'

you and i seem to be on the same page at times.

by DrivetheLane on Nov 5, 2009 7:13 PM PST up reply actions  

seriously?

a whole thread and no one did it?

sigh

hinrichhinrichhinrichhinrichhinrichhinrich

by GreatOden'sRaven on Nov 5, 2009 7:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Another great play. MEH MEH MEH.

This drives me nuts. Absolutely batty.

free bayless

by Cablinasian on Nov 5, 2009 7:02 PM PST reply actions  

Rule #51 of being a man

Never let outside sources drive your nuts. Man*up.

by prezofdeath on Nov 5, 2009 7:04 PM PST up reply actions  

darn. Still no watch.

free bayless

by Cablinasian on Nov 5, 2009 7:09 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah, no.

this is the worst suggestion anybody has ever suggested

I would give it all up for a billion dollars

by Tyler Durrden on Nov 5, 2009 7:22 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

kinda gives this a whole new meaning
backing down someone on the post

I would give it all up for a billion dollars

by Tyler Durrden on Nov 5, 2009 7:32 PM PST up reply actions  

practice a stick and roll?
AWKWAAAAAAAARRRDDDD

by GreatOden'sRaven on Nov 5, 2009 7:35 PM PST up reply actions  

this is the perfect example

of “taking it too far”

I would give it all up for a billion dollars

by Tyler Durrden on Nov 5, 2009 7:47 PM PST up reply actions  

not me

but I wonder if g-love and BRP are going to play their matchup nude.

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 5, 2009 7:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I managed to eat a whole 6 inch sub.

this has to mean i’m getting better, right?

i realllllllllllllllly hate your sig :(
n o offense
-BlazerFan1

by TheTinfoil on Nov 5, 2009 7:11 PM PST reply actions  

nope. vomiting is one symptom i haven't had, thank goodness.

SO READY FOR THE NBC THURSDAY NIGHT LINEUP!!!

i realllllllllllllllly hate your sig :(
n o offense
-BlazerFan1

by TheTinfoil on Nov 5, 2009 7:14 PM PST up reply actions  

no crap

I totally got sick between the 2 best nights of TV

sunday and thursday

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 7:16 PM PST up reply actions  

get better

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 7:22 PM PST up reply actions  

thanks, man.

i realllllllllllllllly hate your sig :(
n o offense
-BlazerFan1

by TheTinfoil on Nov 5, 2009 7:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m not your man, bro.

free bayless

by Cablinasian on Nov 5, 2009 7:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m not your buddy, pal.

free bayless

by Cablinasian on Nov 5, 2009 7:24 PM PST up reply actions  

i'm not your pal, bitch.

i realllllllllllllllly hate your sig :(
n o offense
-BlazerFan1

by TheTinfoil on Nov 5, 2009 7:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I like where this is going...

I would give it all up for a billion dollars

by Tyler Durrden on Nov 5, 2009 7:26 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m his man, bro

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 7:26 PM PST up reply actions  

The Bulls contest shots well.

free bayless

by Cablinasian on Nov 5, 2009 7:22 PM PST reply actions  

Oden would get thrown out of the game for the “clean” block that Shaq just had on Gibson.

free bayless

by Cablinasian on Nov 5, 2009 7:30 PM PST reply actions  

Wait Tim Lincecum might smoke dope? I don’t believe it. It can’t be true.

free bayless

by Cablinasian on Nov 5, 2009 7:33 PM PST reply actions  

its because he hates

O’bannion and frankly it would be a lot cooler if he did

by GreatOden'sRaven on Nov 5, 2009 7:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I hate hate hate hate that move. Rose barely even touched him.

free bayless

by Cablinasian on Nov 5, 2009 7:37 PM PST reply actions  

I remember one last season where Bayless literally did not touch Devin Harris. Devin jumped, did a 360 in the air, threw it at the basket, and got two free throws.

free bayless

by Cablinasian on Nov 5, 2009 7:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Miller is in because he enables pick-n-pop and can do something with the ball when he gets it from Rose. Offense is too limited with Tyrus and Noah in the game.

should be Rose-Hinrich-Deng-Miller-Noah/Tyrus.

free bayless

by Cablinasian on Nov 5, 2009 7:47 PM PST up reply actions  

with a lead I might go with Noah and Tyrus together

but Noah should always close games. He’s a really good player.

by jksnake99 on Nov 5, 2009 7:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I favor Noah but it does depend on the matchup. If you are facing a team with a spread 4 like OKC it might be advantageous to go with Tyrus.

free bayless

by Cablinasian on Nov 5, 2009 7:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I'd go with Joakim Noah and Brad Miller to close out games.

Dear Paul Allen:

Fire Nate McMillan & hire Jeff Van Gundy.

Sincerely,
AK1984

by AK1984 on Nov 5, 2009 7:54 PM PST up reply actions  

how ’bout that Hinrich, hmmm? He looked really good tonight.

free bayless

by Cablinasian on Nov 5, 2009 7:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I've come to grips that Kirk Hinrich will never be a Portland Trail Blazer.

Now, if Hinrich is dealt to the Los Angeles Lakers at some point this season for a few expiring contracts — such as Adam Morrison, Jordan Farmar, and Josh Powell — then the dark part of me will hope for him to torch Steve Blake and Andre Miller on network television (I.e., ABC) this April. That way, all of the Hinrich haters we’ve dealt with the past year will have egg on their face. Yes, I’m a vindictive person in some cases.

Dear Paul Allen:

Fire Nate McMillan & hire Jeff Van Gundy.

Sincerely,
AK1984

by AK1984 on Nov 5, 2009 8:05 PM PST up reply actions  

that would hurt my soul.

free bayless

by Cablinasian on Nov 5, 2009 8:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Wait, Mo’s year that was way better than any other year he’s ever had may have been an anomaly?

free bayless

by Cablinasian on Nov 5, 2009 7:38 PM PST reply actions  

oh, I didn’t realize he sucked last year too (for an all-star). Hmm.

DWS loses a lot of credibility when Mo has 3.7 just cause he plays for Cleveland.

free bayless

by Cablinasian on Nov 5, 2009 7:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't even look at DWS

“defensive rating” is marginally better, IMO.

by jksnake99 on Nov 5, 2009 7:43 PM PST up reply actions  

not something I usually pay attention to. I only notice while looking for stats that improved dramatically last year. He did definitely not get four times better on defense.

free bayless

by Cablinasian on Nov 5, 2009 7:45 PM PST up reply actions  

no call?

I will throw my mouthpiece across the court if I disagree with you.

by SabasforThree on Nov 5, 2009 7:47 PM PST reply actions  

really... no superstar call?

I will throw my mouthpiece across the court if I disagree with you.

by SabasforThree on Nov 5, 2009 7:47 PM PST up reply actions  

a miracle.

I can’t even believe that.

by Roybot on Nov 5, 2009 7:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Did anyone catch the msp this morning?

 … cuz I all caps hate those guys… I’m referring to the kill your pet joke made by one of em’.

If the Poobah wants BE cleaned up he ought to start by distancing himself from those remorseless douchebags

.end rant.

I wish people would stop saying "don't worry about it" as if I'm losing sleep over it

by bow4meow on Nov 5, 2009 7:48 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

rec I didn't hear it but I rec this

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 5, 2009 7:49 PM PST up reply actions  

did you see the officiating in Houston last night? ugh.

free bayless

by Cablinasian on Nov 5, 2009 7:49 PM PST up reply actions  

it is especially ridiculous when considering two plays late in regulation. Kobe was hit on the wrist (looked like all ball), spun, faded, and threw a shot for two free throws. Another was almost as bad.

free bayless

by Cablinasian on Nov 5, 2009 7:52 PM PST up reply actions  

finally

playing the refs and not the game is boring and irritating

good for them for not calling that BS

by GreatOden'sRaven on Nov 6, 2009 10:48 AM PST up reply actions  

I like virgin junk

Who has never made a JD? Roybot..?

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 5, 2009 7:50 PM PST up reply actions  

sounds like you should make a new one

i.e. you smelt you dealt it

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 7:51 PM PST up reply actions  

i’ll make one. anyone making it already?

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Nov 5, 2009 7:56 PM PST up reply actions  

do it

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 7:58 PM PST up reply actions  

FINE JEEZ

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Nov 5, 2009 7:59 PM PST up reply actions  

don't forget a secret message

I suggest “ban the MSP”

I wish people would stop saying "don't worry about it" as if I'm losing sleep over it

by bow4meow on Nov 5, 2009 7:59 PM PST up reply actions  

good looking out for the secret message bow

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 5, 2009 8:00 PM PST up reply actions  

yea well

peoples been slacking on that lately

I wish people would stop saying "don't worry about it" as if I'm losing sleep over it

by bow4meow on Nov 5, 2009 8:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I entirely agree with the board on this.

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 5, 2009 8:12 PM PST up reply actions  

#philthyfail

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Nov 5, 2009 8:01 PM PST up reply actions  

what was the topic gonna be? mine is roommate stories. i bet some people have some good ones

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Nov 5, 2009 8:00 PM PST up reply actions  

aight i will put off homework that much longer for the JD

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Nov 5, 2009 8:02 PM PST up reply actions  

2nd very impressive Bulls win of the season

Cavs already have more home losses than all of last year.

by jksnake99 on Nov 5, 2009 7:50 PM PST reply actions  

The Chicago Bulls will be a 50+ win team, which is good for a couple of reasons.

1. The Bulls are a fun team to watch nationally, so they’ll have more TV coverage as a good team.

2. The Bulls winning a lot of games this season means that it’s less probable Kirk Hinrich will be dealt to a team like the Los Angeles Lakers in a trade deadline transaction.

Dear Paul Allen:

Fire Nate McMillan & hire Jeff Van Gundy.

Sincerely,
AK1984

by AK1984 on Nov 5, 2009 7:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Rediculously small sample size, and terrible analysis. Sorry Ben.

The Miller/Rudy/Roy/Outlaw/Aldridge lineup should almost never be used at the end of games. It negates any chance we have to get a defensive stop against 90% of the teams in the NBA, and eliminates any offense other than jumpshots, or haphazard drives into bigger defenders. It also eliminates much hope of getting a rebound.

Like I said, terrible analysis. The line up that was most successful in the game, was the starting lineup in the first quarter, where we jumped out to a sizable lead. That lineup should finish the game as well. The defense is about the best we have, and the offense is not a thing of beauty, but it works. The fourth quarter lineups Nate is using are all weak.

free bayless

by Cablinasian on Nov 5, 2009 7:51 PM PST reply actions  

Mr. wingzet in Ben’s 4Q offense thread.

Steve Blake for president.

free bayless

by Cablinasian on Nov 5, 2009 7:52 PM PST up reply actions  

MANU!

he is great.

free bayless

by Cablinasian on Nov 5, 2009 7:57 PM PST reply actions  

why do you hate manu?

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 5, 2009 7:59 PM PST up reply actions  

the flopping and the whining.

mostly his attitude. he bugs me for some reason. just one of those people.

by DrivetheLane on Nov 5, 2009 8:01 PM PST up reply actions  

so Bill Lambier wasn't your idol?

I wish people would stop saying "don't worry about it" as if I'm losing sleep over it

by bow4meow on Nov 5, 2009 8:03 PM PST up reply actions  

link?

I’m lazy

I wish people would stop saying "don't worry about it" as if I'm losing sleep over it

by bow4meow on Nov 5, 2009 8:19 PM PST up reply actions  

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