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Around SBN: How A Letter From Tom Coughlin Helped One Fan's Recovery

Fat Portland



Today, Jim Rome said of his visit to Portland yesterday, that no one made him hug a tree, buy a 15 dollar latte, cozy up to any granolas, and he didn't see any rain.  He enjoyed his visit to Portland.

 

I on the other hand, have tickets to Friday's game against the Spurs, but feel rather blah about it.  When I'm excited for the Blazers, I get out and hoop, run, hit the eliptical and exercise as much as I can.  Now that Bill Simmon's is a prophet and the Blazer's suck in their first 5 games (we'll ok, they don't suck, but they'll be very lucky to make the playoffs at this clip), I have lost all motivation to hoop.  You know, usually when you drive to the rim, you think you're Brandon or Rudy or LA in the back of your mind.  Well, I don't want to be any of those guys right now, so I'm going on an excercise STRIKE until the Blazers start winning.  I think a lot of people are like me and get their energy from team wins.  You hear that team?  U either need to start winning, or you'll have a very Fat Portland on your hands...and it will all be your fault.

 

Agree?

PS:  Start Miller, and get the adjusting period over now, so we don't play this back and forth who's the starter game all year.

Poll
Who will join me on a fitness strike?
Count me in, my flabby friend
12 votes
You're on your own, fatso
24 votes
I've already joined Brian Wheeler with lap band surgery
3 votes

39 votes | Poll has closed

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Why then, good sir

is Brian Wheeler so large!

"I can cross 'stab Hitler to death' off my list of cool crap I thought I'd never get to do." -Brock Samson

Also, COMCAST SUCKS!!!

by randommanthefirst on Nov 4, 2009 4:37 PM PST reply actions  

Because..

Dr. Emma Patterson and her team of weight loss specialists aren’t what they are all cracked up to be.

by 3pointer on Nov 4, 2009 4:42 PM PST up reply actions  

emma patterson has an annoying voice.

and she can’t pronounce some words like “A.”

Sternocleidomastoid is by far the coolest muscle name.

by GoBlaze22 on Nov 4, 2009 11:40 PM PST up reply actions  

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