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"Best of" Junk Drawer 11/30/09

 

To get things started here is Time Magazine's Top 50 inventions of 2009:

http://www.time.com/time/specials/packages/completelist/0,29569,1934027,00.html

Some Highlights:

An AIDS vaccine

Vertical Farming

The Bladeless Fan

Spiderweb Silk

 

Some other "best of" topics to discuss:

Best Album of the Decade/Year

Best Movie of the Decade/Year

Best Video Game of the Decade/Year (I got my hands on my brother's PS3 and I really like Bioshock)

Best Sports Highlight of the Year

Best Game (Blazer or other) of the Year

Best Blazers Edge post (main page, sidebar)

or Make up your own!

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$20 knee FTW

'Cuse 88-Cornell 73. My Big Red failed to beat the spread by 2 points. Hence the new avatar.

by jksnake99 on Nov 30, 2009 12:05 AM PST reply actions  

you say you know a guy who worked on it?

You won.
by Roybot on Nov 11, 2009 1:41 AM PST

by Magnum on Nov 30, 2009 12:06 AM PST up reply actions  

yeah

'Cuse 88-Cornell 73. My Big Red failed to beat the spread by 2 points. Hence the new avatar.

by jksnake99 on Nov 30, 2009 12:06 AM PST up reply actions  

school of engineering

They started the project for a biomedical design class.

'Cuse 88-Cornell 73. My Big Red failed to beat the spread by 2 points. Hence the new avatar.

by jksnake99 on Nov 30, 2009 8:36 AM PST up reply actions  

off the top of my head

best JD of the year was the ironic titles JD.

i haven’t seen too many movies this year, but the best for me was Star Trek (mainstream) and 500 Days of Summer (indie).

Cloudy is Sergio. Makes other people look good, can’t score himself. -Cablinasian

by Philthyanimal on Nov 30, 2009 12:06 AM PST reply actions  

Video game of the year goes to World of Warcraft

"They can't comprehend. They can't even come close to understanding him. I guess if I was boring they would love me more. Guess if I was simple in the mind everything would be fine. Maybe if I was jerk to girls, instead of being nice and speakin kind words. Then maybe it would be ok to say then I wasn't a good guy to begin with."

by Starvin' Marvin on Nov 30, 2009 12:06 AM PST reply actions  

i meant decade

"They can't comprehend. They can't even come close to understanding him. I guess if I was boring they would love me more. Guess if I was simple in the mind everything would be fine. Maybe if I was jerk to girls, instead of being nice and speakin kind words. Then maybe it would be ok to say then I wasn't a good guy to begin with."

by Starvin' Marvin on Nov 30, 2009 12:06 AM PST up reply actions  

Most overrated bowler

goes to Starvin Marvin. Despite 13 years of experience, he still manages to lose to recreational bowlers such as Prez, Xman, a 14 year old girl, and myself.

Cloudy is Sergio. Makes other people look good, can’t score himself. -Cablinasian

by Philthyanimal on Nov 30, 2009 12:08 AM PST reply actions  

Best Album of the Decade/Year: Ron Artest’s rap CD.

Best Movie of the Decade/Year: Kazaam!

Best Video Game of the Decade/Year (I got my hands on my brother’s PS3 and I really like Bioshock): NBA Jam

Best Sports Highlight of the Year: Greg Oden pwns Yao Ming

Best Game (Blazer or other) of the Year: Blazers blow out Chicago by 40 last year.

Best Blazers Edge post (main page, sidebar): jscot’s “”http://www.blazersedge.com/2008/8/26/601427/the-dunk-heard-round-the-w" target="new">Dunk Heard Round the World"

by prezofdeath on Nov 30, 2009 12:09 AM PST reply actions  

link fail

"They can't comprehend. They can't even come close to understanding him. I guess if I was boring they would love me more. Guess if I was simple in the mind everything would be fine. Maybe if I was jerk to girls, instead of being nice and speakin kind words. Then maybe it would be ok to say then I wasn't a good guy to begin with."

by Starvin' Marvin on Nov 30, 2009 12:09 AM PST up reply actions  

it's because i used quotes "Dunk Heard Round the World"

SBNation flips if you have quotes AND try to link something.

by prezofdeath on Nov 30, 2009 12:10 AM PST up reply actions  

either way

most popular all time story is the best

"They can't comprehend. They can't even come close to understanding him. I guess if I was boring they would love me more. Guess if I was simple in the mind everything would be fine. Maybe if I was jerk to girls, instead of being nice and speakin kind words. Then maybe it would be ok to say then I wasn't a good guy to begin with."

by Starvin' Marvin on Nov 30, 2009 12:11 AM PST up reply actions  

Best Album of the Decade/Year – goes to Trey Songz ‘Ready’

by portlandgiirl91 on Nov 30, 2009 12:12 AM PST reply actions  

Portland State v. Stanford men's hoops eyewitness recap

For Stanford: Landry Fields has really become a good player. If he’d been this confident and aggressive early in his career, he could have really helped the Lopez brothers. Jeremy Green is their 2nd best player. The bigs are all slow and mechanical. Stanford will win a few games in the pac-10— largely because the conference is so down— but is still a candidate to finish last. How they took Kentucky to OT, I have no idea.

For Portland State: I was really impressed with Jamie Jones. Nice poise on the block and a sweet lefty hook shot. Phil Nelson is talented but kind of lazy and settles for too many threes. Dominic Waters is a pretty good PG with a mean streak— gave a forearm shiver to one of Stanford’s big stiffs and got away with it. Those 3 would all see significant minutes in Stanford’s rotation. Despite the slow start, this team should do well in the Big Sky, though Montana looks good after beating UO and almost beating UW. I don’t think PSU will go to their 3rd straight tourney, but its possible. UP is still the best D1 team in Oregon.

'Cuse 88-Cornell 73. My Big Red failed to beat the spread by 2 points. Hence the new avatar.

by jksnake99 on Nov 30, 2009 12:12 AM PST reply actions  

good question

Maybe another week or so. Maybe until Cornell loses again (they are 3-0 since the avatar change).

'Cuse 88-Cornell 73. My Big Red failed to beat the spread by 2 points. Hence the new avatar.

by jksnake99 on Nov 30, 2009 12:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Landry was phenomenal against Kentucky

played even — or maybe even outplayed — John Wall

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 30, 2009 12:37 AM PST up reply actions  

I didn't watch that game, wish I had.

Fields always had talent, but he seemed unsure of himself and mentally weak his first couple years.

'Cuse 88-Cornell 73. My Big Red failed to beat the spread by 2 points. Hence the new avatar.

by jksnake99 on Nov 30, 2009 12:39 AM PST up reply actions  

it was a great game to watch

Wall is extremely clutch. His go-to move is where he drives to his right and pulls up and shoots it over the defender. It’s nearly impossible to stop due to his unreal athleticism. I can see the D Wade comparison that Norsk keeps talking about.

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 30, 2009 12:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Best Movie of the Year

Star Trek

Best Video Game of the Decade/Year

MW1

Best Blazer Highlight of the Year

BRoy buzzer vs Knicks

Best Game (Blazer) of the Year

Destroying Lakers / Ariza hard foul

Best Blazers Edge post (main page, sidebar)

Disaster!

Roybot.
Dirty Socks.

by L-TrainFTW! on Nov 30, 2009 12:12 AM PST reply actions  

some nominees(according to what i have seen) for best movie of ’09: inglorious basterds, star trek, drag me to hell, district 9, extract

and i would like to add the category worst movies of ’09/decade: transformers 2

I'm just coolin'

by HD on Nov 30, 2009 12:14 AM PST reply actions  

I haven't sseen any movies from 2009, there hasn't been a thing that made me go to the cinema all year.

I’d hazard a guess that Twilight will be the most over-rated due to pent up 15 year olds fantasising about kissing men who are purely interested in their plasma donations.

It's a tune-out fest.

by The Pirate on Nov 30, 2009 12:18 AM PST up reply actions  

That was a surreal train ride. I received score updates from ESPN, and as I checked there were a bunch of final scores.

First:

MIN 106 DEN 100

Uh WHAT?

SAC 112 NO 96 – NO:West – 24 pts, 2 reb, 2 ast SAC: Rodriguez – 24 pts, 2 reb, 5 ast.

Bizarro world.

i cry for nic

by Cablinasian on Nov 30, 2009 12:15 AM PST reply actions  

don't look now, but Sergio had a PER over 18... and that was before this game.

'Cuse 88-Cornell 73. My Big Red failed to beat the spread by 2 points. Hence the new avatar.

by jksnake99 on Nov 30, 2009 12:16 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m not sold yet, but I wish him the best.

i cry for nic

by Cablinasian on Nov 30, 2009 12:18 AM PST up reply actions  

SergioFTW would be pleased

Cloudy is Sergio. Makes other people look good, can’t score himself. -Cablinasian

by Philthyanimal on Nov 30, 2009 12:26 AM PST up reply actions  

PER now up to 22.9, 2nd on the Kings behind the injured Kevin Martin

Would be nearly tied with Oden for #1 on the Blazers.

'Cuse 88-Cornell 73. My Big Red failed to beat the spread by 2 points. Hence the new avatar.

by jksnake99 on Nov 30, 2009 8:35 AM PST up reply actions  

small sample sizes are fun.

i cry for nic

by Cablinasian on Nov 30, 2009 10:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Bayless’ blog was actually really, really good.

He’s a good kid.

i cry for nic

by Cablinasian on Nov 30, 2009 12:19 AM PST reply actions  

Link?

AK1984.
Mortimer.
Norsktroll.

by L-TrainFTW! on Nov 30, 2009 12:19 AM PST up reply actions  

hey homey

get on gchat realquickrealquickrealquick

by prezofdeath on Nov 30, 2009 12:20 AM PST up reply actions  

made in 2008?

"They can't comprehend. They can't even come close to understanding him. I guess if I was boring they would love me more. Guess if I was simple in the mind everything would be fine. Maybe if I was jerk to girls, instead of being nice and speakin kind words. Then maybe it would be ok to say then I wasn't a good guy to begin with."

by Starvin' Marvin on Nov 30, 2009 12:25 AM PST up reply actions  

I've got one for this list.

The best movie of the 2000s was Requiem for a Dream.

Dear Paul Allen:

Fire Nate McMillan & hire Jeff Van Gundy.

Sincerely,
AK1984

by AK1984 on Nov 30, 2009 12:20 AM PST reply actions  

Life is depressing.

Dear Paul Allen:

Fire Nate McMillan & hire Jeff Van Gundy.

Sincerely,
AK1984

by AK1984 on Nov 30, 2009 12:53 AM PST up reply actions  

smh

La vita è bella

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 30, 2009 12:54 AM PST up reply actions  

I entirely agree.

Benigni is interesting.

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 30, 2009 12:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Whenever I see "smh," I think of smack instead of shake. That seems more painful, though.

Dear Paul Allen:

Fire Nate McMillan & hire Jeff Van Gundy.

Sincerely,
AK1984

by AK1984 on Nov 30, 2009 1:16 AM PST up reply actions  

So's your face!

Sorry, I couldn’t resist. LIGHTEN UP.

by Roybot on Nov 30, 2009 12:55 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

That time it made me chuckle, so kudos.

Dear Paul Allen:

Fire Nate McMillan & hire Jeff Van Gundy.

Sincerely,
AK1984

by AK1984 on Nov 30, 2009 1:10 AM PST up reply actions  

A job well done.

Not that I’d know anything about doing a job successfully, though.

Dear Paul Allen:

Fire Nate McMillan & hire Jeff Van Gundy.

Sincerely,
AK1984

by AK1984 on Nov 30, 2009 1:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Here ya go buddy!

http://www.askmen.com/top_10/entertainment/top-10-doomsday-prophecies_10.html

"The match in Los Angeles is a good opportunity to begin to demonstrate that we want to make war." Rudy Fernández (translated)

by G_dubs on Nov 30, 2009 1:33 AM PST up reply actions  

that was probably the oddest movie i’ve ever watched

by portlandgiirl91 on Nov 30, 2009 12:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Either Donnie Darko or Memento would be the "oddest," yet most thought-provoking movie I saw ...

this decade.

Dear Paul Allen:

Fire Nate McMillan & hire Jeff Van Gundy.

Sincerely,
AK1984

by AK1984 on Nov 30, 2009 1:39 AM PST up reply actions  

The Gyllenhaal clan is interesting folk.

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 30, 2009 1:51 AM PST up reply actions  

i don't think of memento as odd

more like innovative, it took a new route in telling a story

I'm just coolin'

by HD on Nov 30, 2009 1:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Hey! How are you?

You should have a link to your JDictionary in your sig, or something! I can’t remember where it’s hosted.

by fanfaraway on Nov 30, 2009 2:01 AM PST up reply actions  

good idea

I'm just coolin'
http://bedgewiki.blogspot.com/

by HD on Nov 30, 2009 2:07 AM PST up reply actions  

Make it a link

a href=“http://bedgewiki.blogspot.com/” target="new"></a

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 30, 2009 2:10 AM PST up reply actions  

er

a href=" target="new">http://bedgewiki.blogspot.com</a

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 30, 2009 2:11 AM PST up reply actions  

er *2

a href=“http://bedgewiki.blogspot.com/” target="new">http://bedgewiki.blogspot.com</a

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 30, 2009 2:12 AM PST up reply actions  

I should.

But I may be backtreading at this point. ;)

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 30, 2009 2:19 AM PST up reply actions  

City of God

was the best IMO

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 30, 2009 12:40 AM PST up reply actions  

I can get behind this

and Requiem for a dream was the strangest movie ever, not bad though…

RUDY > MJ

by Rudiculous on Nov 30, 2009 2:15 AM PST up reply actions  

anyone seen law abiding citizen? it any good?

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Nov 30, 2009 12:23 AM PST reply actions  

I really liked it.

But I love you :-(
by Mortimer on Nov 19, 2009 7:04 PM PST

by TheTinfoil on Nov 30, 2009 6:20 PM PST up reply actions  

finally someone lol. thanks tin. i’ll put that on the list.

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Nov 30, 2009 6:47 PM PST up reply actions  

goodnight senior

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 30, 2009 12:29 AM PST up reply actions  

como se dice 'junior' en espanol?

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 30, 2009 12:36 AM PST up reply actions  

I understand this.

My mother will be pleased that all of her efforts were not in vain.

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 30, 2009 12:47 AM PST up reply actions  

yea it is

AK1984.
Mortimer.
Norsktroll.

by L-TrainFTW! on Nov 30, 2009 12:48 AM PST up reply actions  

So you would use Menor

To indicate Junior in a name?

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 30, 2009 1:53 AM PST up reply actions  

hahaha

i think when people do that Pedro junior thing, they use junior. Or Pedro padre and Pedro hijo. Something like that.

by fanfaraway on Nov 30, 2009 1:56 AM PST up reply actions  

hahaha

So Mike Conley Hijo? lol

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 30, 2009 1:58 AM PST up reply actions  

later

AK1984.
Mortimer.
Norsktroll.

by L-TrainFTW! on Nov 30, 2009 12:30 AM PST up reply actions  

im out as well

"They can't comprehend. They can't even come close to understanding him. I guess if I was boring they would love me more. Guess if I was simple in the mind everything would be fine. Maybe if I was jerk to girls, instead of being nice and speakin kind words. Then maybe it would be ok to say then I wasn't a good guy to begin with."

by Starvin' Marvin on Nov 30, 2009 12:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Hide Button. I ain't posting any more of this since none of y'all care.
Queensland Teachers Journal, October, 1963

A VISIT TO THE U.S.S.R.

Many months ago, teachers in Queensland were informed through circulars and advertisements that an Education Tour of the U.S.S.R. was available to anyone prepared to raise the necessary £625. The writer of this article was one of three Queensland teachers who joined the tour. He devoted most of the trip to investigation of educational establishments, but had also ample opportunity to observe the people of the Soviet Union at work and at play. Since his return he has addressed numerous organisations and societies on his experiences. Interest shown by teachers has prompted this article…
Perhaps the most frequently asked question I have been asked is: “Why did you choose the U.S.S.R. as a place to visit?”

Firstly, there was the opportunity to enjoy an interesting and comparatively cheap vacation made all the more attractive by the lure of “Foreign travel”.
Secondly, any mention of the Soviet Union usually arouses heated argument and discussion. Most of us have at some time listened to the most conflicting and contradicting views on Communism and the U.S.S.R. Understandably then, Russia has become for most people “the enigma of the twentieth century”. What more natural than to wish to see it for myself?
Thirdly, public utterances by such eminent figures as Professor Messel, contrasting a disquieting state of affairs in education on the Australian scene with the great advances made in Soviet education, had become too frequent to ignore.
Lastly: When the first Russian Sputnik went into orbit some years ago, not a little consternation prevailed in the United States. Why was the U.S.A., hitherto the acknowledged leader of nations, not the first to achieve such a scientific and technological triumph? In an attempt to answer this question, a commission of inquiry was set up. After lengthy investigation, the chairman announced the committee’s findings: Soviet education had outstripped education in the United States. It was difficult to believe that a country which a bare forty years before was a sixth-rate nation with 60-70 percent. Illiteracy, and which has suffered untold devastation from civil war and the foreign invasions of World War II, could have developed, in such an historically brief period an educational system that was in advance of that of the wealthiest country on Earth. Could it be true? If so, how had it been achieved? I thought I might be able to find the answers.

As I had no first-hand knowledge of Education in the U.S.A., I limited my aim to finding the answer to three basic questions:-
(1) Is Soviet education superior to Australian education?
(2) If so, in what ways is it superior, and
(3) Why is it superior?

Fourteen Australians, twelve of whom were directly connected with education, took part in the tour. They represented a wide range of teaching activities in five Australian States: A kindergarten teacher, primary school teachers, a librarian from a denominational school, head teachers, and Education Guidance officer, teachers from secondary and technical departments, and the Principal of a Teachers’ training College.

The tour was arranged to coincide with the Australian mid-summer school vacations. All travel was by plane. Twenty-eight days were spent in the Soviet Union, as well as several days in India, Thailand, and Honkong. In the Soviet Union, the tour took us through four Republics and six cities: Tashkent, the capital of Uzbekistan in Central Asia; Tbilisi (Tiflis) in the Caucasian Republic of Georgia; Sochi, a holiday and health resort on the Black Sea; Kiev in the Ukraine; Moscow, the Capital of the Soviet Union; and the Baltic port and city of Leningrad. Due to the severe winter conditions (sub-zero temperatures prevailed in the north) and to the limiting time factor, our investigations were confined almost wholly to the urban areas.

Our tour of the southern regions of the Soviet Union occurred during the New Year holiday period, when most educational institutions were closed. However, our time was profitably spent in talks with officials from Universities, Training Colleges, Ministries of Education, and the Teachers’ Union. Many of these people interrupted their vacation in order to greet us and answer our questions. In Moscow and Leningrad we visited numerous educational establishments where we were able to watch students and pupils at work. At all times our questions were answered willingly and in detail.

One can express only the highest praise for Intourist (The Soviet Tourist Bureau). Accommodation was first-class and the tour, the first of its kind from Australia, proceeded with scarcely a hitch. Two highly skilled interpreters were attached permanently to our group. Charming, poised, yet refreshingly natural, with a sound University education and experience of foreign travel, these lasses smoothed the way for us and helped to make our visit a thoroughly enjoyable experience. Although organised to include visits to a large number of varied institutions, the itinerary provided ample free time. Those of us who had some knowledge of the language enjoyed ourselves immensely, wandering off by ourselves for hours at a time, seeing how the people lived, making new friends and (of course) getting lost. Everywhere I found the citizens friendly, courteous and hospitable, eager to ask questions about Australia and always willing to speak about their own country and its achievements.

To be seen in proper perspective, any discourse on Soviet education must be viewed against the broader background of historical origins and everyday activity. History, I shall leave to the text-books, but, in view of contradictory reports about life in the Soviet Union, I feel impelled to devote some paragraphs to this aspect.
Throughout the tour, our party was accommodated in de luxe suites. We were fortunate I suppose, that it was the off-season for tourists, and the best accommodation was easily available. I particular, I recall one suite that which boasted a grand piano and original oil paintings.

Soviet hotels have often been described by English visitors as very Victorian. I think a more accurate description would be that they are typically Russian â€" a style that has rejected much of the modern streamlining, aseptic simplicity and strictly functional styles so much in vogue in the West. However, I was told that many of the new hotels now under construction will incorporate more of the features usually associated with Western Europe.

In Australia we are still comparatively free of the pernicious practice of tipping (Editor: this remains true in 2008). For us, India, Bangkok and Hongkong were distressing places, for there tipping was universal. In the Soviet Union we felt more at home. No one demanded or expected a tip. Had we offered tips, it is possible that they may have been accepted, but we did not want to risk offending anyone, for Russians, we were told, will generally refuse to accept tips. I saw only one example of tipping â€" at the National Hotel in Moscow. Tourists have been blamed for introducing the practice in some places.

It is not generally realised that Moscow and Leningrad are popular with tourists. In the summer of 1961, half a million visitors passed through Moscow alone. Sochi on the Black Sea includes 50,000 foreigners in its annual influx on one million holiday-makers. Magnificent tourist vessels ply between the Black Sea and Mediterranean ports.

The military were seldom in evidence. During the New Year holidays we saw Red Army men travelling on leave. They were more noticeable in the southern border regions than in the north.

I did not envy the lot of the policemen (they call them “militia”). Traffic is well regulated and well-behaved, but the pedestrians seem determined to make the life of the policemen a misery. I have seen them swarm across a busy street, regardless of the lights or the harassed policemen who was reduced to blowing futilely on his whistle. Urgent blasts on the police whistle are the commonest sounds to be heard in the streets. Also, the powers of the militia are evidently so severely restricted that they seem to act largely as counsellors or peace-makers. I witnessed two “incidents”, but in each case, the policeman spent so much time patiently trying to persuade the recalcitrant to calm down and go on his way quietly, that I had to move on before finding out just how the episode ended.

Exciting Theatre:
The disadvantages of winter were more than compensated for by the fact that it was also the theatre season. I think I shall always associate the Soviet Union with exciting theatre. Houses are always packed and it is necessary to reserve seats. This can be done in hotels, at booths in shops and on the streets, and at the theatres themselves. As all theatres are generously subsidised by the State, prices are moderate. At the Bolshoi in Moscow, the best seats were A35/- while admission to “the gods” cost approximately 7/-. Evening performances start usually at 6 p.m. and may last for four hours or more. In the intervals which are long and leisurely the crowds visit the refreshment rooms or, in true Continental fashion, promenade the maze of corridors and ancillary halls.

Children are conspicuous by their absence from the night life of Soviet cities. Most theatres will not admit children to the evening performances. Young people attend either children’s theatres or special matinee performances. I was present at a children’s matinee in Tbilisi. It was the ballet “Sleeping Beauty” performed by a huge cast which included famous Russian and Georgian dancers, Except for a sprinkling of adults, the audience consisted of children.

It was in Tbilisi, too, that I saw for the first time animals on stage during ballet and opera. It was exciting to see a magnificent white charger prance onto the stage with its rider. I sat anxiously on the edge of my chair in full expectation of seeing the creature leap the orchestra pit into the audience.

Here, too, we saw a moving performance of Puccini’s “Madame Butterfly”. But for me the most exciting theatrical experience was the performance of the Soviet Ballet “Laurencia”. If shown abroad, it would, I am sure, create a sensation. It is sad to realise that there is no possibility yet of seeing such performances in Australia while our theatres are so small and ill-equipped.

Auditoria are, for the most part, fairly intimate, seldom seating more than 2,000. One exception is a remarkable building inside the Moscow Kremlin. This is the Palace of Congresses, a modern structure of glass and steel, with a seating capacity of 6,000. Though primarily intended as the name implies, as its name implies, for scientific and political congresses, the magnificent building is given over, for most of the year, to opera and ballet.

Theatres change their performances several times weekly, and as every large city has a number of such theatres, there is always a wide variety of entertainment both during the day and at night (Sundays included): Opera, ballet, variety, musicals, concerts, recitals, puppetry drama, and for the young at heart, a permanent circus.

AK1984.
Mortimer.
Norsktroll.

by L-TrainFTW! on Nov 30, 2009 12:29 AM PST reply actions   2 recs

Is the hide button

just hitting the link on the title?

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 30, 2009 12:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I don't use it much.

Your comment is definitely a good one to use it on.

Did you ever watch the show ‘Head of the Class’?

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 30, 2009 12:49 AM PST up reply actions  

how long has this hide but been around?

One of the upgrades???
should be good for SO and others

Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."

by Blazer1342 on Nov 30, 2009 6:29 PM PST up reply actions  

That's always been there as far as I know.

I usually discover it on accident.

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 30, 2009 8:18 PM PST up reply actions  

no, can’t be, I could of swore it used to take you somewhere.

I hit it a lot in the past.
but I’ve been wrong lately about many things – just call me WRONG.

Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."

by Blazer1342 on Nov 30, 2009 9:02 PM PST up reply actions  

cloudy expressing his manlove for Lincecum a few months ago was pretty lengthy.

i cry for nic

by Cablinasian on Nov 30, 2009 1:10 AM PST up reply actions  

haha

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 30, 2009 1:11 AM PST up reply actions  

here it is

http://www.blazersedge.com/2009/10/1/1064562/junk-drawer-10-1-athletes-on#22104753

not really interesting unless you like baseball/freak athletes/extremely high-functioning stoners, but long nonetheless

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 30, 2009 1:14 AM PST up reply actions  

LOL. Nuggets lose in Denver to the T'Wolves.
Sitting at 12-5, in theory there shouldn’t be much to complain about. In theory. But among those 17 games played, only five – home against Utah and the Lakers, on the road against Portland, Miami and Atlanta – were against teams that actually scare anyone in the NBA, and including Miami in that fivesome is a stretch.
So who were the culprits for tonight’s embarrassing home defeat? In no particular order, allow me…
…head coach George Karl Nate McMillan for waiting until the five or so minute mark remaining in the game to demand that his team start playing harder and turn up the pressure on the Wolves (according to Altitude’s Maya Starks).
Carmelo Anthony Brandon Roy, for continuing his El Matador-style defense for the second game in a row turning Ryan Gomes into an All-Star while getting to the free throw line for a mere five attempts.
Chauncey Billups Andre Miller, for continually chucking three’s even though he made just 25% of them tonight and finished a ghastly 2-13 overall (and yes, I know I claimed Chauncey’s shot was back after the Knicks game…shows you what I know).
Chris Andersen LaMarcus Aldridge for remaining grounded as teams take it right at him inside with no fear whatsoever.

hehe

AK1984.
Mortimer.
Norsktroll.

by L-TrainFTW! on Nov 30, 2009 12:44 AM PST reply actions  

At least we have Oden.

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 30, 2009 12:51 AM PST up reply actions  

I am ready to centre this franchise around Oden now, Roy is no longer the man on this team.

Oden has been flat out dominant and improving every single week. His foul troubles, if they were to be properly managed finally, would diminish quickly. Even with it being poorly managed, I get the feeling his arm positioning and lateral movement are improving.

Good times for Oden are ahead.

It's a tune-out fest.

by The Pirate on Nov 30, 2009 12:55 AM PST up reply actions  

With LA as the work horse, Roy as the guy who is clutch, and Oden as the beast who DOMINATES.. things could click again for us. Soon even.

I am still good with our guys and the basic concept of the team. Maybe if Oden and LA can be consistent in their scoring, and the bench can push the tempo, Roy can dedicate himself to the defensive end.

Like he said he would.

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 30, 2009 1:01 AM PST up reply actions  

this is so very true

and it’s by far the most exciting thing to happen to the Blazers in forever

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 30, 2009 1:04 AM PST up reply actions  

And it's still so tiny, what he's doing

Compared to what a developed and refined and experienced Greg Oden will be able to do.

by Mortimer on Nov 30, 2009 1:07 AM PST up reply actions  

what's amazing is that this is true

and yet if he stays on the court for 30-36 mpg he is putting up Dwight Howard-type numbers

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 30, 2009 1:09 AM PST up reply actions  

What's interesting is that Oden's per 36 fouls now only reach six exactly.

If that isn’t a case to expand his minutes I don’t know what is.

It's a tune-out fest.

by The Pirate on Nov 30, 2009 1:12 AM PST up reply actions  

6 per 36 is still a lot

I want him to play 32 minutes a game, at least, but the fouls still limit him a lot.

by Mortimer on Nov 30, 2009 1:14 AM PST up reply actions  

it's not necessarily the number of fouls, but when they occur

if he picks up 2 in the 1st quarter or 3 in the 1st half, then Nate’s hand is forced and he has to sit him for awhile.

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 30, 2009 1:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Exactly

If he picks up 3 fouls in the first half, he’s going to sit until after halftime.

And then if he picks up foul 4 in the early part of the 3rd, he’s gonna sit some more.

He comes back in the fourth, only gets one more foul, for foul 5. Or, he still only has 4. The game ends, he plays 26 minutes or so. His fouls per 36 still is bad.

The fouls are still a problem, but improving.

by Mortimer on Nov 30, 2009 1:20 AM PST up reply actions  

My problem is that all too often you see Oden finish the game with 24 minutes, and 4 or maybe 5 fouls...

If he doesn’t hit the 30 minutes mark in a game, it should be because he fouled out….

RUDY > MJ

by Rudiculous on Nov 30, 2009 2:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Like I argued last year

His touch and passing ability are rare in a guy his size, and will be what separates him from Dwight Howard.

In time. He still has a ways to go, which, while we still gotta wait for the real Oden, is encouraging because the now Oden is pretty good.

He needs to work on fouls still, a lot (he has improved to only slightly historic levels and not ghastly historic levels). He needs to be in better shape.

But he’s awesome.

by Mortimer on Nov 30, 2009 1:13 AM PST up reply actions  

Dude, Mort, that's an awesome point.

Among other stuff, Dwight Howard’s bad passing and high turnover rate make it so that he’ll never surpass the level of a Moses Malone type low-post player. Malone, who had a career 5.9% AST%, possessed hands of stone, which also hampers Howard. Artis Gilmore, who I think might just be the best long-term comparison based on stats, had a career 9.4% AST%. I once thought that Patrick Ewing was by far the best historical comparison for Oden. Oden, however, doesn’t yet have Ewing’s refined face-up game as a close-range jump shooter — although that may come in due time — but he’s a more efficient scorer with his back to the basket like, oh, Gilmore.

Dear Paul Allen:

Fire Nate McMillan & hire Jeff Van Gundy.

Sincerely,
AK1984

by AK1984 on Nov 30, 2009 1:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Howard is a total beast

But the lack of an ability to pass, extremely rudimentary (still) post game, bad hands… it’s why he won’t be great.

He can get better at all of that, but he isn’t a NATURAL like Oden is. Even pre-Micro Oden may never be as purely athletic as Howard is, but Oden is still extremely athletic and quite a big bigger. The skill portions of his game, as he develops them further, will be what makes his size and power work to their fullest.

Oden had a pretty down game, for him, in Utah. And he looked PISSED about it. I loved to see that.

Howard, like Durant, is another one of those guys I always poo-poo, and I think it’s because he is simply overrated. Is he the best center playing right now? Yeah. Still overrated. I don’t mean to sound too negative, I just don’t see him being as good later in life because while he is overpowering athletically he isn’t overpowering physically, size wise. And the lack of skills to go with the athleticism don’t age well.

by Mortimer on Nov 30, 2009 2:02 AM PST up reply actions  

Even if Dwight Howard is only the next Moses Malone, he'll still be "great." Heck, ...

the great thing about a “beast” of a low-post player is that they don’t necessarily have to be über-skilled to make a major impact. Just like Malone did in the early-’80s with Philadelphia, I eventually expect that Howard will just outright bully his way to a NBA championship.

Dear Paul Allen:

Fire Nate McMillan & hire Jeff Van Gundy.

Sincerely,
AK1984

by AK1984 on Nov 30, 2009 2:13 AM PST up reply actions  

I will rec this until it hurts.

So good.

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 30, 2009 1:04 AM PST up reply actions  

That's what she said

"We didn't start the fire. It was always burning. Since the world's been turning." - E. E. Cummings

by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Nov 30, 2009 8:29 AM PST up reply actions  

this is true.

It’s hard to watch LMA do nothing for entire games. But it pales in comparison to Greg being Greg Oden.

i cry for nic

by Cablinasian on Nov 30, 2009 1:04 AM PST up reply actions  

I mean, to me

It was the biggest question mark for the franchise, and the biggest thing that would either inhibit or cause us to win championships someday.

Roy could be the best version of himself, LMA too, and we ain’t winning titles. It’s all about Oden and always was.

Now, of course, we need Roy and LMA and others to play better, but it’s a helluva lot easier with a dominant inside player who no one can match up with.

by Mortimer on Nov 30, 2009 1:07 AM PST up reply actions  

I like this fact very much.

Between his sky high field goal percentage, improving free throw percentage, willingness to expand offensive repertoire, improving block rate, brilliant passing out of the double team, improving defensive posture, improving demeanour, exceptional work ethic and acknowledgement of what’s needed to be successful in the small details, there is a lot to look forward to in Gregory.

It's a tune-out fest.

by The Pirate on Nov 30, 2009 1:07 AM PST up reply actions  

Roy passes to Oden.
Double team comes.
Oden passes to Roy for the 3

AK1984.
Mortimer.
Norsktroll.

by L-TrainFTW! on Nov 30, 2009 1:11 AM PST up reply actions  

I worry that nearly every NBA coach gets tuned out at some point and that Nate is struggling with this. I dunno if this season will be as fun as we hoped.

i cry for nic

by Cablinasian on Nov 30, 2009 1:11 AM PST up reply actions  

Well, this season was never going to be the championship year; thus, I'd rather the team find out ...

now that Nate McMillan isn’t the answer versus sometime down the line. Of course, my main concern is whether or not Kevin Pritchard is capable of fine-tuning a roster to the point that it can contend for a title.

Dear Paul Allen:

Fire Nate McMillan & hire Jeff Van Gundy.

Sincerely,
AK1984

by AK1984 on Nov 30, 2009 1:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Until now, Oden sadly has not more impact on games than Bynum, Gasol, Noah, Jason Thompson, or Hibbert. Not enough playing time.

Ceterum censeo Lakers esse delendam

by Norsktroll on Nov 30, 2009 8:01 AM PST up reply actions  

I think we all saw him eat Noah alive, and Thompson/Hibbert are not in his league. Sans foul trouble, he’s dominant.

i cry for nic

by Cablinasian on Nov 30, 2009 8:05 AM PST up reply actions  

For once, I’m not going solely off of stats. Noah was supposed to be doing really well and Oden ate him alive… Greg is a neutralizer. Bynum couldn’t rebound against Greg last year, Thompson was killed in preseason, and Hibbert looked like Sergio next to big Greg.

We are seeing raw, raw, raw second-year Greg who just started developing a post game absolutely changing the complexion of games. There’s no way that those bigs are having the impact that Greg is when in the game.

i cry for nic

by Cablinasian on Nov 30, 2009 8:15 AM PST up reply actions  

and yet, it doesn't matter enough until he plays more minutes.

'Cuse 88-Cornell 73. My Big Red failed to beat the spread by 2 points. Hence the new avatar.

by jksnake99 on Nov 30, 2009 8:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Of course

But at least now when being hopeful about the future of Greg, we don’t say “IF he can get his defense back and IF he can block shots again and IF he can get in decent shape and IF he can learn some basic but effective offensive moves and IF he can hit FTs at a 70% or above clip…”

Those are all answered. Now, the only IF is “IF he can get his fouls under control and stay on the damn floor”.

That’s pretty big, and the biggest news of the last few years— it will eventually be supplanted by the news that Oden CAN stay on the floor, but at least it’s only one more IF!

by Mortimer on Nov 30, 2009 9:32 AM PST up reply actions  

I’d rather have a better player hampered by foul trouble than a lesser player playing big minutes.

i cry for nic

by Cablinasian on Nov 30, 2009 10:42 AM PST up reply actions  

depends on how big the differences are.

If you swap Oden for Lopez, Gasol or Bynum, it would make us better in the short term. Zero doubt in my mind about that. The ability to play at a high level for big minutes is huge.

'Cuse 88-Cornell 73. My Big Red failed to beat the spread by 2 points. Hence the new avatar.

by jksnake99 on Nov 30, 2009 10:45 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t disagree. But I would rather have Oden, by far, in the long run.

Right now he is scratching the surface of his potential. He has an incredibly raw, ugly post game that is effective just because of his size. He passes and young bigs get better at passing (don’t cite me his AST%, putting Noah in the high post distributing is much different than Oden getting the ball on the low block).. He blocks shots at a league-leading rate. He rebounds at the top of the league… and he can still get much better.

A 23 PER out of a player who is still figuring out how to spin.

i cry for nic

by Cablinasian on Nov 30, 2009 10:47 AM PST up reply actions  

all I hear is bust

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 30, 2009 10:50 AM PST up reply actions  

You can almost hear Al Albert announcing it ;-)

“Sam Bowie, the young man who came back from a stress fracture injury of the left shinbone, he was out for two seasons, redshirted, he has come back, he returned strong at Kentucky.”

Followed by an insert “10.5 points, 9.2 rebounds, 52 FG%, 72 FT%”

Ceterum censeo Lakers esse delendam

by Norsktroll on Nov 30, 2009 11:12 AM PST up reply actions  

I do agree

If Oden is always a 24-26 minute player, it simply isn’t enough even if he’s amazing in those 24 minutes.

by Mortimer on Nov 30, 2009 11:00 AM PST up reply actions  

No, Oden is not where he will be

Largely because of inexperience and rawness still, but mostly because of foul problems.

I can hear and understand arguments for Gasol, Lopez, and Bynum… though Oden is better defensively than all, some even by far. Thompson, Noah, and Hibbert can’t handle Oden at all. Their good personal stats on their team don’t matter when they face him.

The point is, is he the dominant two way player who can play 36 minutes a night and be the Greg Oden we hoped he’d be? No, not yet. But we can clearly see he will become that, with just more experience and getting the fouls under control.

THAT’s my point. Oden hasn’t arrived fully, but we got the tracking number and can see it’ll be here in just a little bit. The screen says the package is on a truck, out for delivery.

Mortimer

by Mortimer on Nov 30, 2009 8:55 AM PST up reply actions  

They help their teams just as much as the moment since while less efficient they play more. The “he can’t handle him, so he’s not as good” argument is the same argument that Jazz fans use to argue why Williams is a better player than Paul.

Ceterum censeo Lakers esse delendam

by Norsktroll on Nov 30, 2009 8:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Good Point. I remember when Jarret Jack had a winning record against Chris Paul.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Nov 30, 2009 9:04 AM PST up reply actions  

Again, I ain't saying he's better than all of 'em right now

I’ve always said guys like Bynum have an advantage because they can play 39 minutes without the fans throwing a parade to celebrate it.

But when on the floor, Oden has been as good or better than his peers statistically, and in ways that stats don’t show (largely, defense).

I am saying that all of the petty and not so petty problems we’ve had thus far all pale in comparison to the evidence that Oden appears to be pretty assured of being a very, very good dominant two way player.

I didn’t say, Oden has clearly been the very best center to play today… he won’t be until he can stay on the floor for 30+ minutes every night for a season, at the very least. The best player per-minute award doesn’t mean much :-)

M—

by Mortimer on Nov 30, 2009 9:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Movie of the Decade — City of God

Video Game of the Decade — tie between Metal Gear Solid 4/Fallout 3/GTA San Andreas

Album of the Decade — pick ‘em between Kid A, the Moon and Antarctica, Elephant, College Dropout. I’d be tempted to put Marshall Mathers LP or a Lupe album up here too…

Sports Highlights of the Decade — Phelps and Bolt in the 2008 Olympics. Tiger winning 2008 US Open on essentially one leg including that crazy putt to force extra holes. Vince Young’s game winning TD on 4th and 6 to beat USC in one of, if not the, best college football games ever. Federer vs. Nadal 08 Wimbledon. George Mason advancing to the Final Four, beating UConn in one of the craziest Elite 8 games I have ever seen. The Giants beating the undefeated Patriots in the 2008 Super Bowl (although there might be better Super Bowl moments than that). 2002 (Miami vs Ohio State) and 2007 (or whichever one was Boise State vs Oklahoma) Fiesta Bowls.

Sports Lowlights of the Decade — “Practice?!?!?!” Pacers vs. Pistons vs. Fans brawl. “I wanna kiss you,” said by drunk Joe Namath. Zidane’s headbutt. Lakers’ 3 peat from 00-02.

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 30, 2009 1:02 AM PST reply actions  

sry game of the decade has to go to World of Warcraft

"They can't comprehend. They can't even come close to understanding him. I guess if I was boring they would love me more. Guess if I was simple in the mind everything would be fine. Maybe if I was jerk to girls, instead of being nice and speakin kind words. Then maybe it would be ok to say then I wasn't a good guy to begin with."

by Starvin' Marvin on Nov 30, 2009 12:08 PM PST up reply actions  

mgs4 is solid but WOW is probably game of the decade

Think of all the lost productivity, time called in sick, people getting married, etc bc of WOW. WOW is so popular that is has crossed into the mainstream. MMORPGs was a genre that only the hardcore ultra geeky people played, but WOW turned that niche market into a semi mainstream one.

Cloudy is Sergio. Makes other people look good, can’t score himself. -Cablinasian

by Philthyanimal on Nov 30, 2009 12:11 PM PST up reply actions  

plus they made a classic South Park episode because of WoW.

that counts for something.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 12:12 PM PST up reply actions  

That was a hilarious episode, although that's the case with almost every South Park.

Dear Paul Allen:

Fire Nate McMillan & hire Jeff Van Gundy.

Sincerely,
AK1984

by AK1984 on Nov 30, 2009 4:14 PM PST up reply actions  

what really made that episode classic

was Randy Marsh. He’s become my favorite character on that whole show.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 4:17 PM PST up reply actions  

yep

they’ve got 11 million paying subscribers…. at 15 bucks a month.

thats 165 million dollars a MONTH Blizzard is making

"They can't comprehend. They can't even come close to understanding him. I guess if I was boring they would love me more. Guess if I was simple in the mind everything would be fine. Maybe if I was jerk to girls, instead of being nice and speakin kind words. Then maybe it would be ok to say then I wasn't a good guy to begin with."

by Starvin' Marvin on Nov 30, 2009 12:15 PM PST up reply actions  

i basically was a geeky mmorpger back in the day before 3d

i musta spent 6-10 hrs a day playing ultima online. it got so bad that i remember running from my bust stop back to my house just to log on before my friends. long story short, i never gave wow the credit/time it deserved bc i remember how time consuming it was to develop a mmorpg character. wow was awesome but i think i gave up after 3 months bc it was starting to get way too addicting.

Cloudy is Sergio. Makes other people look good, can’t score himself. -Cablinasian

by Philthyanimal on Nov 30, 2009 12:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Yah I dont play as much as I used to

Eventually it just gets boring and repetitive. I’ll prob go back once the new expansion pack comes out though.

"They can't comprehend. They can't even come close to understanding him. I guess if I was boring they would love me more. Guess if I was simple in the mind everything would be fine. Maybe if I was jerk to girls, instead of being nice and speakin kind words. Then maybe it would be ok to say then I wasn't a good guy to begin with."

by Starvin' Marvin on Nov 30, 2009 12:20 PM PST up reply actions  

While working a temp job at christmas I made a friend with a WOW player.

He was previously addicted, managing to go days without coming off and therefore missing school, he would order food in every day just so he didn’t have to cook and would sleep 3 hour nights. He just managed to get into university the year I met him after scaling back completely.

We finished the job in January, he had dropped out of university and moved back to his home-town within a month so he could play WOW again.

Sad.

It's a tune-out fest.

by The Pirate on Nov 30, 2009 2:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I am the only one of my college roommates to graduate

coincidentally, I was the only one who did not play WOW or Everquest

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 30, 2009 2:34 PM PST up reply actions  

we couldnt turn on the heat because my other roommates had routed all of the network cables through the heating ducts

engineering students FTL

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 30, 2009 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

we couldnt turn on the heat because my other roommates had routed all of the network cables through the heating ducts

Oh my.

by Timmay! on Nov 30, 2009 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

men don’t need heat… Joenstr FTL

by The Arkitect on Nov 30, 2009 2:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I have never claimed to be a man

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 30, 2009 2:43 PM PST up reply actions  

also, we only had one shelf for food in the fridge because the rest of the fridge was for drinks.

I used to make a nice bit of cash on the side by running to the store to buy stuff for them and keeping their change. Did you know 2 liter of coke is like $5?

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 30, 2009 2:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I am not sure whether I am laughing or crying.

i cry for nic

by Cablinasian on Nov 30, 2009 2:42 PM PST up reply actions  

WOW is lame

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 30, 2009 12:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah its not the best game but you cant argue with facts

it has shattered gaming records. Just look at the sheer amount of people that have played it. Hell it released in 2004 and still has millions of people constantly playing it.

"They can't comprehend. They can't even come close to understanding him. I guess if I was boring they would love me more. Guess if I was simple in the mind everything would be fine. Maybe if I was jerk to girls, instead of being nice and speakin kind words. Then maybe it would be ok to say then I wasn't a good guy to begin with."

by Starvin' Marvin on Nov 30, 2009 12:25 PM PST up reply actions  

counterstrike dates back further

Cloudy is Sergio. Makes other people look good, can’t score himself. -Cablinasian

by Philthyanimal on Nov 30, 2009 12:26 PM PST up reply actions  

The Dark Knight holds most box office records

does that make it the best movie of the decade?

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 30, 2009 12:30 PM PST up reply actions  

no, but it's top 10 for sure.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 12:32 PM PST up reply actions  

What about New Moon?

millions of people went to see that movie, does it make it the best movie of the year?

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 30, 2009 12:33 PM PST up reply actions  

no.

the general public makes crappy movies box office winners all the time. The Dark Knight was a great great great movie and should have made a billion dollars worldwide, just as it did.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 12:35 PM PST up reply actions  

exactly my point

just because a lot of people play a game/watch a movie doesn’t mean that it’s the best one out there..

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 30, 2009 12:37 PM PST up reply actions  

right. i agree with that.

i was just saying that The Dark Knight is one of the 10 best movies of the decade.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 12:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I agree

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 30, 2009 12:47 PM PST up reply actions  

i can’t sleep. my roommate is snoring. what should i do?

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Nov 30, 2009 1:12 AM PST reply actions  

i use headphones to block out roommates.

i cry for nic

by Cablinasian on Nov 30, 2009 1:13 AM PST up reply actions  

this works as well

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 30, 2009 1:13 AM PST up reply actions  

I use my iPhone's white noise generator for this exact purpose.

"The match in Los Angeles is a good opportunity to begin to demonstrate that we want to make war." Rudy Fernández (translated)

by G_dubs on Nov 30, 2009 1:14 AM PST up reply actions  

jalapeno on his lips

"The match in Los Angeles is a good opportunity to begin to demonstrate that we want to make war." Rudy Fernández (translated)

by G_dubs on Nov 30, 2009 1:13 AM PST up reply actions  

wake him up

fall asleep before he does again

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 30, 2009 1:13 AM PST up reply actions  

whisper in his ear that the man knows where he is stashing his pot.

i cry for nic

by Cablinasian on Nov 30, 2009 1:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Then you won't care if he snores

"The match in Los Angeles is a good opportunity to begin to demonstrate that we want to make war." Rudy Fernández (translated)

by G_dubs on Nov 30, 2009 1:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Yep.

AK1984.
Mortimer.
Norsktroll.

by L-TrainFTW! on Nov 30, 2009 1:16 AM PST up reply actions  

ewwww

"The match in Los Angeles is a good opportunity to begin to demonstrate that we want to make war." Rudy Fernández (translated)

by G_dubs on Nov 30, 2009 1:15 AM PST up reply actions  

That's a funny visual!

"The match in Los Angeles is a good opportunity to begin to demonstrate that we want to make war." Rudy Fernández (translated)

by G_dubs on Nov 30, 2009 1:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Exactly.

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 30, 2009 1:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Be careful what you wish for / whatever

the next one might have a really bad chronic gas problem or something

"The match in Los Angeles is a good opportunity to begin to demonstrate that we want to make war." Rudy Fernández (translated)

by G_dubs on Nov 30, 2009 2:03 AM PST up reply actions  

i did get a new roommate

and he was a french exchange student so it was an upgrade over the snoring smoker i was rooming with before

I'm just coolin'
http://bedgewiki.blogspot.com/

by HD on Nov 30, 2009 2:09 AM PST up reply actions  

or it could work out great of course...

"The match in Los Angeles is a good opportunity to begin to demonstrate that we want to make war." Rudy Fernández (translated)

by G_dubs on Nov 30, 2009 2:14 AM PST up reply actions  

These are my roommates:

Photobucket

The one on the right has really bad gas problem, but he’s also brother nother mother, so one learns to live with it

"The match in Los Angeles is a good opportunity to begin to demonstrate that we want to make war." Rudy Fernández (translated)

by G_dubs on Nov 30, 2009 2:29 AM PST up reply actions  

I've got another thing to place on this list.

The best movie of 2009 was Funny People.

Dear Paul Allen:

Fire Nate McMillan & hire Jeff Van Gundy.

Sincerely,
AK1984

by AK1984 on Nov 30, 2009 1:36 AM PST reply actions  

they should have cut off about 20 minutes of that movie and it would have been perfect

I'm just coolin'

by HD on Nov 30, 2009 2:02 AM PST up reply actions  

It did go a bit long, yeah.

Dear Paul Allen:

Fire Nate McMillan & hire Jeff Van Gundy.

Sincerely,
AK1984

by AK1984 on Nov 30, 2009 2:15 AM PST up reply actions  

it's waiting on my hard drive

good stuff then? have high hopes for it, but one of my friends saw it last weekend and said meh.

by medmelon on Nov 30, 2009 2:04 AM PST up reply actions  

i just watched that this weekend.

not nearly as funny as i thought it would be. plus it was way too long. and the romantic conflict was too forced. 2009 has been a bad year for movies though so far. Best I’ve seen is probably either Up or The Hurt Locker.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 7:52 AM PST up reply actions  

the best movies I saw this year were funny people and observe and report

really surprised that funny people got such middling to poor reviews.

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 30, 2009 12:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Observe and Report

was probably the most interesting/challenging movie I’ve seen so far this year. I’m still not sure what I think about it, but i kinda like it. Great performance from Seth Rogan in that.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 12:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I really liked it from my first viewing

it was a film that didnt seem to hold anything back, but did it with in the context of the story.

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 30, 2009 12:12 PM PST up reply actions  

it was uncomfortable for me to watch.

Rogan’s character wasn’t likable at all, but you could tell he had very real psychological issues so I kinda felt bad for him being somewhat misunderstood and socially awkward, but at the same time, didn’t really want to know him at all. It was a very uncompromising movie, which I give it credit for. Plus the final showdown with the streaker was awesome.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 12:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I like when I read reviews that seem to totally miss the fact that he has some sort of fundamental psychological issue

not impressive movie reviewing

I would add that Liota was awesome as well

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 30, 2009 12:17 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah Liotta was great.

kind of a perfect role for him. He’s great at playing a tough jerk type character.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 12:18 PM PST up reply actions  

that is a good summary

DTL, did I ever get your opinion on inglorious basterds?

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 30, 2009 12:26 PM PST up reply actions  

i loved Inglorious Basterds.

if you get past the thing that it’s not really about WWII or anything, it’s great. It’s a movie celebrating how awesome movies are. So QT picks a cool genre and sub-genre, makes some cool characters, his own world, and does whatever he wants. I loved it. Great last scene too.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 12:31 PM PST up reply actions  

good to know

I may need to rewatch it as a lot of people whose movie opinion I respect really like it/ love it

I would still like to see a movie based off of the trailer though.

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 30, 2009 12:32 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah, the trailer was a bit misleading.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 12:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I really wanted to see that movie that was presented by the trailer though

I was watching the movie, and kept thinking that I was watching the wrong movie based on my impressions of the trailer.

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 30, 2009 12:36 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah if it was just a straight WWII guys on a mission movie,

that would have been awesome as well.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 12:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I liked it a lot for the most part

I haven’t watched it since I watched it with Tarantino himself and we are best friends now.

I really wish it had the inglorious basterds in it a LOT more. It wasn’t a men on a mission movie like he kept saying it was, and he even kept saying it was after the movie was finished.

by Mortimer on Nov 30, 2009 12:40 PM PST up reply actions  

when he says men he means jew ladies

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 30, 2009 12:43 PM PST up reply actions  

it makes for an awkward time at synagogue

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 30, 2009 12:46 PM PST up reply actions  

i think it was a men on a mission movie.

there just wasn’t a single plot line. but that was maybe the pre-dominant plot, along with Landa’s detective work.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 12:45 PM PST up reply actions  

if by "men" you mean

3 men and a jewish girl, then it’s a men on a mission movie

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 30, 2009 12:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I do agree here. There wasn’t enough of the scene where the crew caught the Nazis and interrogated them. They were hilarious

i cry for nic

by Cablinasian on Nov 30, 2009 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

it was awesome.

i cry for nic

by Cablinasian on Nov 30, 2009 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I liked it as a comedic character study

The guy who desperately wants to be a heroic authority figure and at the same time hates authority figures.

I can see why it did mediocre box office and most people didn’t like it.

by Mortimer on Nov 30, 2009 12:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I think it was advertised wrong

I thought it was Paul Blart and it turned out it was not. I watched a friend go crazy with schizophrenia so a lot of what was going on in the movie, just reminded me of my friend’s situation.

by tominhawaii on Nov 30, 2009 12:34 PM PST up reply actions  

agree. i thought of Taxi Driver while watching it as well.

the challenging part was figuring out if it was funny. Was I laughing with Ronnie or at him? i didn’t know how to feel about it.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 12:30 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't remember laughing much at all, really.

It’s not really a comedic comedy, if that makes sense.

by Mortimer on Nov 30, 2009 12:37 PM PST up reply actions  

i laughed more out of shock than anything.

there were some legitimately funny bits though.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 12:41 PM PST up reply actions  

My intuition tells me Tiger will come out of all this with minimal damage

to his sponsership deals, etc. National Enquirer is going to get sued. I dunno about TMZ.

"The match in Los Angeles is a good opportunity to begin to demonstrate that we want to make war." Rudy Fernández (translated)

by G_dubs on Nov 30, 2009 1:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah...the whole thing doesn't quite add up that's for sure.

But I don’t believe he has to talk anymore to the police. If that is so, as long as he and his wife keep quiet about it, we’ll never know what really happened.

"The match in Los Angeles is a good opportunity to begin to demonstrate that we want to make war." Rudy Fernández (translated)

by G_dubs on Nov 30, 2009 1:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Of course you do dear :-)

"The match in Los Angeles is a good opportunity to begin to demonstrate that we want to make war." Rudy Fernández (translated)

by G_dubs on Nov 30, 2009 1:58 AM PST up reply actions  

I highly, highly doubt the National Enquirer or TMZ will get sued, because I'd bet my last dollar that ...

Eldrick’s better worse half physically assulted him after learning about the affair and he’s embarrassed about it.

Dear Paul Allen:

Fire Nate McMillan & hire Jeff Van Gundy.

Sincerely,
AK1984

by AK1984 on Nov 30, 2009 2:17 AM PST up reply actions  

The alledged mistress, who is denying any relationship with Tiger, has hired Gloria Allred...

"The match in Los Angeles is a good opportunity to begin to demonstrate that we want to make war." Rudy Fernández (translated)

by G_dubs on Nov 30, 2009 2:19 AM PST up reply actions  

ooops. fact check

Alledged mistress met with Allred, and has indicated she may sue TNE for defamation:

http://www.sportsbybrooks.com/nike-gives-tiger-cover-to-blow-off-media-public-27206

"The match in Los Angeles is a good opportunity to begin to demonstrate that we want to make war." Rudy Fernández (translated)

by G_dubs on Nov 30, 2009 2:24 AM PST up reply actions  

That is highly plausible

then Tiger wuill haplessly have to buy the non-mistress off too

"The match in Los Angeles is a good opportunity to begin to demonstrate that we want to make war." Rudy Fernández (translated)

by G_dubs on Nov 30, 2009 2:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Top 10 sleeping bags

http://www.thetoyzone.com/2009/blog/10-awesome-sleeping-bags/

I like sleeping bags

"The match in Los Angeles is a good opportunity to begin to demonstrate that we want to make war." Rudy Fernández (translated)

by G_dubs on Nov 30, 2009 1:40 AM PST reply actions  

lol those are awesome!

have you ever seen the little sample sized sleeping bags at target? they’re the cutest thing ever! i think they have them in tents too!

by portlandgiirl91 on Nov 30, 2009 1:43 AM PST up reply actions  

I haven't made it to target recently. I'll check 'em out when I go

"The match in Los Angeles is a good opportunity to begin to demonstrate that we want to make war." Rudy Fernández (translated)

by G_dubs on Nov 30, 2009 1:44 AM PST up reply actions  

me too

The sooner there is a game the sooner can win it.

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 30, 2009 2:03 AM PST up reply actions  

miss = wish. smh.

from saturday to tuesday is quiet long of a wait for me!

by portlandgiirl91 on Nov 30, 2009 2:07 AM PST up reply actions  

If they use this time to prep

I’ll wait.

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 30, 2009 2:09 AM PST up reply actions  

City of God wins this category as well

Let the Right One In comes in the top 3 too

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 30, 2009 2:22 AM PST up reply actions  

i haven't seen city of god

but oldboy is pretty f-ing amazing in my book, it’s gonna be hard to top

I'm just coolin'
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by HD on Nov 30, 2009 12:52 PM PST up reply actions  

watch City of God

it’s one of, if not, my favorite movies ever

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 30, 2009 12:54 PM PST up reply actions  

When people ask me how I grew up

I just hand them a copy of City of God.

by Mortimer on Nov 30, 2009 12:55 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

i haven't seen it in a long time.

but i remember not being too taken with it. i’ll have to watch again

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 12:56 PM PST up reply actions  

just put it in my queue on netflixs

so i will probably see it in 2 years, i’ll let ya know how it goes

I'm just coolin'
http://bedgewiki.blogspot.com/

by HD on Nov 30, 2009 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I do that

Then when I get the movie, I’m all like, “Why the hell did I rent this?”

by tominhawaii on Nov 30, 2009 1:00 PM PST up reply actions  

my trouble is i keep getting sidetracked by watching tv shows

i watch however many seasons on instant queue then i get hooked and move the rest of the show to the top of the mail queued list.

I'm just coolin'
http://bedgewiki.blogspot.com/

by HD on Nov 30, 2009 1:02 PM PST up reply actions  

My other thing

Is that I’ll add a movie and a pop up will say, “You might like this,” so I add a bunch of crap that I have no idea why it’s in my queue.

by tominhawaii on Nov 30, 2009 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

oh ya i do that too

I'm just coolin'
http://bedgewiki.blogspot.com/

by HD on Nov 30, 2009 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I liked it but didnt love it

I would go with cloudys 2nd choice if that is all that is on the table

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 30, 2009 12:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Certainly one of the top 10 jobs of all time: Trainer assigned to the cheerleading squad

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"The match in Los Angeles is a good opportunity to begin to demonstrate that we want to make war." Rudy Fernández (translated)

by G_dubs on Nov 30, 2009 2:13 AM PST reply actions   1 recs

I dunno n don't care after this one

"The match in Los Angeles is a good opportunity to begin to demonstrate that we want to make war." Rudy Fernández (translated)

by G_dubs on Nov 30, 2009 2:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Something has to be better than that.

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 30, 2009 2:19 AM PST up reply actions  

I said one of the top 10....

"The match in Los Angeles is a good opportunity to begin to demonstrate that we want to make war." Rudy Fernández (translated)

by G_dubs on Nov 30, 2009 2:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes.. but something good enough to care after this one

Like, what about a body makeup artist?

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 30, 2009 2:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Well yeah that one is up there fo' sho

…prolly can’t post any good pics of that tho, without risking getting banned

"The match in Los Angeles is a good opportunity to begin to demonstrate that we want to make war." Rudy Fernández (translated)

by G_dubs on Nov 30, 2009 2:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Oooops!!!!!

That’s what I get for texting my gf from the hood all the time…sorry just sort of lapse into it at 2:30 AM in the JD….

"The match in Los Angeles is a good opportunity to begin to demonstrate that we want to make war." Rudy Fernández (translated)

by G_dubs on Nov 30, 2009 2:31 AM PST up reply actions  

I wouldn't post that either

But g-love would figure out a way.

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 30, 2009 2:34 AM PST up reply actions  

USC has Song Girls not cheerleaders

"We didn't start the fire. It was always burning. Since the world's been turning." - E. E. Cummings

by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Nov 30, 2009 8:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Mmmmmmmmmm, USC Song Girls.

"A bizarre and extremely rare hybrid Blazer/Laker fan, Timbo has always struggled to contain the Beast Within, like Dr. Jekyll, Bruce Banner, or Ted Kennedy." — Miled Animal

by timbo on Nov 30, 2009 5:29 PM PST up reply actions  

what's the most u'd give up

to land Devin Harris?

He’s having a down year so far, and he can’t be happy with the NJ situation. NJ fans on NetsDaily are grumbling about Harris possibly wanting out because their situation sucks, but there’s nothing concrete there. Harris isn’t the kind of guy to raise much of a stink publicly, anyway.

That said, both Rod Thorn and Kiki usually like to rip teams off in any deals they pull off, and seem to be interested in building around Lopez/ FA acquisition/ Harris/ and lotto pick. I wonder if we can make them think otherwise. Give them even more ca proom to entice their free agents this summer.

by CleBlazer on Nov 30, 2009 2:41 AM PST reply actions  

umm alot

I’m sure there’s a few BEdgers who’d be willing to give up LMA. I think outside of LMA/Roy/Oden/Batum, I’d trade anyone else for him though..

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 30, 2009 2:45 AM PST up reply actions  

ya

i’m probably in the same boat as you.

I’d look hard into giving up Aldridge, but I don’t he’s a very movable asset right now. Both because of the poison pill thing and also because of the perception of him being overpaid.

by CleBlazer on Nov 30, 2009 2:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Why do we want a real all-star point guard

when supposedly Brandon’s comfort zone is compromised playing along side a quasi all-star aquisition?

"The match in Los Angeles is a good opportunity to begin to demonstrate that we want to make war." Rudy Fernández (translated)

by G_dubs on Nov 30, 2009 2:46 AM PST up reply actions  

cause he'd be a great fit

he’s young, has finals experience, is on a reasonable contract and he plays d.

outside of Rondo, he’s probably the best PG defender in the league. a lot of his focus went into offense last season as he had a huge load to carry, but with better weapons at his side, he can go back to the way he was in dallas: an elite defender who can push the ball and score. he’s what we hope Bayless can be eventually.

by CleBlazer on Nov 30, 2009 2:52 AM PST up reply actions  

yep

plus Harris has played with ball-dominating SGs in the past (Carter, Terry) AND he’s a pretty good outside shooter, unlike our current PG who we’re trying to get to mesh with Brandon.

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 30, 2009 2:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah...

I was actually being sarcastic. I don’t buty the Brandon Roy Comfort Zone argument, no matter who it’s made by. He’s a pro. He can / should adjust his play as needed to the accomodate the best talent at the position available.

To answer your question, I’d give up anyone outside of Oden / Roy / Batum

"The match in Los Angeles is a good opportunity to begin to demonstrate that we want to make war." Rudy Fernández (translated)

by G_dubs on Nov 30, 2009 2:55 AM PST up reply actions  

That ship has sailed, unfortunately...

If KP really did refuse to pull the trigger because the Nets wanted Travis Outlaw included in the deal, then it is KP’s biggest blunder as a GM. If they land the #1 pick, maybe the Harris window opens up again, but who knows….

RUDY > MJ

by Rudiculous on Nov 30, 2009 7:38 AM PST up reply actions  

my offseason dream was to sign Millsap or Lee and trade LMA for Harris

'Cuse 88-Cornell 73. My Big Red failed to beat the spread by 2 points. Hence the new avatar.

by jksnake99 on Nov 30, 2009 8:38 AM PST up reply actions  

This guy needs some more hype

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 30, 2009 2:47 AM PST reply actions  

there needs to be a search engine function

where you input a jpg and it spits out who / what it is

"The match in Los Angeles is a good opportunity to begin to demonstrate that we want to make war." Rudy Fernández (translated)

by G_dubs on Nov 30, 2009 2:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Harangody?

no thanks

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 30, 2009 2:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Come on!

Can’t you tell that he has a lot of hustle?

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 30, 2009 2:58 AM PST up reply actions  

He’s destined to be legendary.

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 30, 2009 3:00 AM PST up reply actions  

Just look at him!


"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 30, 2009 3:02 AM PST up reply actions  

ya got some serious love goin on here....

looks like he could be another Pryz type maybe?

"The match in Los Angeles is a good opportunity to begin to demonstrate that we want to make war." Rudy Fernández (translated)

by G_dubs on Nov 30, 2009 3:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Naw, I am just feeling prophetic.

I think this guy is going to be overhyped by helping the poor Irish into a slightly better position and suddenly find himself a bottom of the first round draft pick.

He’s probably a poor man’s Hansbrough.

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 30, 2009 3:13 AM PST up reply actions  

I like his hops

as evidenced by the last pic you posted

"The match in Los Angeles is a good opportunity to begin to demonstrate that we want to make war." Rudy Fernández (translated)

by G_dubs on Nov 30, 2009 3:15 AM PST up reply actions  

He's the guy guarding the guy jumping.

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 30, 2009 3:30 AM PST up reply actions  

I know

I forgot the sarcasm font

"The match in Los Angeles is a good opportunity to begin to demonstrate that we want to make war." Rudy Fernández (translated)

by G_dubs on Nov 30, 2009 3:33 AM PST up reply actions  

all brzy fo shzy my nzzy

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 30, 2009 3:35 AM PST up reply actions  

The guy jumping will probably be better than Harangody

Padgett has a chance at being a 12th man type, Luke is strong, overweight and unathletic…not liking his chances.

Chad Ford on Oden, "He's definitely a defensive force... I don't think he'll ever put up the big numbers that Shaq did. But he could be the best big man defender in the league... frankly, having a 7 footer that can do that will produce more rings than a 6-11 small forward who can score 30 ppg. That was the thinking all along why GMs preferred Oden to Durant. KD is the sexier player and as an offensive player there is just no comparison. KD is great. Oden is aspiring to average. But defensively, Oden could be dominant. KD ... not so much."

Could have said it better myself. Thanks Mr. Ford!

by MadBlaze on Nov 30, 2009 5:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, Luke Harangody could be called "a poor man's" Tyler Hansbrough in a few ...

ways. Regardless, Harangody has almost no shot at being a first-round pick under any realistic circumstances. Yet, as was with Jon Brockman this year, some team will foolishly take him in the second round next year.

Now, if some front office executive consulted me on who’d be a nice pick in the 40 to 50 range next year as a potential third-string power forward, I’d say Deon Thompson of UNC. I’d compare Thompson to Udonis Haslem.

Dear Paul Allen:

Fire Nate McMillan & hire Jeff Van Gundy.

Sincerely,
AK1984

by AK1984 on Nov 30, 2009 3:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Me too.

I laughed.

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 30, 2009 11:17 AM PST up reply actions  

Does it mean something when it is in ALL CAPS?

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Nov 30, 2009 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

OF COURSE

ALL CAPS IS IRRESISTIBLE.

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 30, 2009 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Luke Harangody is a short, husky 4 who's raw on offense and heinous defensively; plus, his game is ...

very ill-suited for the NBA. Harangody possesses the exact same undersized, unathletic build and nose for rebounding the ball as Jon Brockman, except with the addition of a mediocre mid-range face-up game like Darius Songaila.

Dear Paul Allen:

Fire Nate McMillan & hire Jeff Van Gundy.

Sincerely,
AK1984

by AK1984 on Nov 30, 2009 3:29 AM PST up reply actions  

All I hear is determined, high bbIQ and a team player.

And he’s scrappy.

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 30, 2009 3:36 AM PST up reply actions  

The only type of 4s who I dislike more than the high-motor guy is the unskilled guy who's got ...

only long measurables to his credit. So, while I’d rather hear Luke Harangody’s named called over Ekpe Udoh or Mac Koshwal, that’s not saying much. Oh, and for whatever it’s worth, you could also add untested foreigners — which next year may include everyone from bruiser Milan Macvan to oft-injured stick man Artem Zabelin, et al. — to my list of undesirable 4s in the second round.

Heck, as it pertains to foreign players, I’m still somewhat wary that Turkish standout Enes Kanter has verbally committed to play at the University of Washington starting next year. Then again, Kanter could pair with Matthew Bryan-Amaning to form a dynamic frontline with foreign flair. By next season, Kanter and Bryan-Amaning could start; in turn, banger Tyrese Breshers could get heavy playing time off the bench, interior defensive specialst Darnell Gant picks up the leftovers, and walk-on Brendan Sherrer earns himself the occasional garbage minutes.

Dear Paul Allen:

Fire Nate McMillan & hire Jeff Van Gundy.

Sincerely,
AK1984

by AK1984 on Nov 30, 2009 4:13 AM PST up reply actions  

I should elaborate by what I meant regarding "raw on offense," because I didn't mean that in the ...

way that one may describe a young center with no distinguishable offensive game — such as Hasheem Thabeet last year and Solomon Alabi this year — instead, my point is that Luke Harangody is mostly a junk scorer on offense.

For Harangody, he mostly scores with his back to the basket against smaller college guys — which won’t be a luxury for him in the NBA — and off of put backs from offensive rebounds like Jon Brockman. Yet, unlike Brockman, Harangody can hit the occasional mid-range jump shot, although that definitely isn’t his staple on offense.

Of course, Harangody can’t take anyone who’s skilled defensively off the dribble — whether it’s from the high post or the baseline — and can’t play above the rim inside due to his substandard athleticism. For me, it’s those two things that I figure will drag down his scoring efficiency at the next level.

Dear Paul Allen:

Fire Nate McMillan & hire Jeff Van Gundy.

Sincerely,
AK1984

by AK1984 on Nov 30, 2009 4:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Here's a quiz question for y'all this morning, even though I'll probably be asleep when somebody answers it.

Who holds the distiction of being the final draft pick in Seattle SuperSonics history? (Clue: He’s Russian.)

Dear Paul Allen:

Fire Nate McMillan & hire Jeff Van Gundy.

Sincerely,
AK1984

by AK1984 on Nov 30, 2009 5:44 AM PST reply actions  

You got it.

Dear Paul Allen:

Fire Nate McMillan & hire Jeff Van Gundy.

Sincerely,
AK1984

by AK1984 on Nov 30, 2009 4:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Bioshock is so 2008!

Ceterum censeo Lakers esse delendam

by Norsktroll on Nov 30, 2009 7:52 AM PST reply actions  

can it Norsk, that game is awesome.

But I love you :-(
by Mortimer on Nov 19, 2009 7:04 PM PST

by TheTinfoil on Nov 30, 2009 6:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Movies: Surefire Oscar for Mo'Nique for her role as best non-comical villain (that would be the Joker) in "Precious"

You constantly think “wait, that’s that comedienne???”

Ceterum censeo Lakers esse delendam

by Norsktroll on Nov 30, 2009 7:56 AM PST reply actions  

you're probably right.

and i’d expect the main girl (don’t know her name) to get a nomination as well.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 8:04 AM PST up reply actions  

Possibly, since they increased the nominees to 7 or so

Ceterum censeo Lakers esse delendam

by Norsktroll on Nov 30, 2009 8:08 AM PST up reply actions  

i was just thinking this past weekend

that at this time of year, i’m usually watching a high profile oscar type movie every weekend. but not this year. Last year they were lined up all in a neat little row. What have we got this year? Invictus and Precious seem like the only sure fire Oscar types for now.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 8:11 AM PST up reply actions  

Woj suggests the Sixers should sign Donell Taylor to stand as a backup while Lou Williams is out

He’s playing very nice in the D-League. Shaking my head, that’s the guy we had in pre-season camp. If he turns out great in Philly, that would be yet another PG we let slip :)

Ceterum censeo Lakers esse delendam

by Norsktroll on Nov 30, 2009 8:11 AM PST reply actions  

was he the dude that said “if a pregnant girlfriend counts as a family, then yes.” ?

i cry for nic

by Cablinasian on Nov 30, 2009 8:12 AM PST up reply actions  

haha

I missed that gem…

RUDY > MJ

by Rudiculous on Nov 30, 2009 8:43 AM PST up reply actions  

That is a funny statement, as well as proof positive that too many people are having children.

Yet, if Donell Taylor wants to spread his seed, then so be it. That’s his own life decision, y’know.

Dear Paul Allen:

Fire Nate McMillan & hire Jeff Van Gundy.

Sincerely,
AK1984

by AK1984 on Nov 30, 2009 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I leave for a week long vacation

And this is what you guys do to the Balzers? What the heck? You are all so irresponsible. Who is going to clean this mess up?

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Nov 30, 2009 8:32 AM PST reply actions  

Maybe we could bring Stu Inman back, the guy who took Bowie over Jordan and failed to instead trade for another center/rebounder

(Yes, I’m still reading Simmons’ book. I’m also pissed at the moment that Miami was allowed to land Odom because an agent was stupid or corrupt and thus ultimately Shaq. Without that, Dallas wins the 06 finals, and possibly even lands Shaq when he got pissed in Lakerland. Grrr.)

Ceterum censeo Lakers esse delendam

by Norsktroll on Nov 30, 2009 8:37 AM PST up reply actions  

sorry to disappoint, Ash.

I did all I could but it just wasn’t enough…..

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 8:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Derek Jeter named SI sportsman of the year. Why?

'Cuse 88-Cornell 73. My Big Red failed to beat the spread by 2 points. Hence the new avatar.

by jksnake99 on Nov 30, 2009 8:40 AM PST reply actions  

His teammate Alex Rodriguez would have been a much better choice if they insisted on picking a Yankee

He’s a better player and a more interesting and controversial character.

'Cuse 88-Cornell 73. My Big Red failed to beat the spread by 2 points. Hence the new avatar.

by jksnake99 on Nov 30, 2009 8:42 AM PST up reply actions  

no. A-Rod would have been worse.

at least Jeter is likeable, albeit overpraised.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 8:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Except that ARod got caught using steroids....

They was other players have been vilified for using PED’s, it would be quite hypocritical to see ARod get sportsman of the year.

RUDY > MJ

by Rudiculous on Nov 30, 2009 8:48 AM PST up reply actions  

ugh

the way other players….

RUDY > MJ

by Rudiculous on Nov 30, 2009 8:49 AM PST up reply actions  

I guess

I look at sportsman of the year like Time’s Person of the Year, ie the most interesting person even if not a good person. I guess SI looks at it differently.

'Cuse 88-Cornell 73. My Big Red failed to beat the spread by 2 points. Hence the new avatar.

by jksnake99 on Nov 30, 2009 8:56 AM PST up reply actions  

If it's "most influential sports person", they would need to elect whoever is pushing soccer in America the most

ESPN is really ramping it up towards the 2010 world championships, and establishing that as a new big sport would be, well, big.

Ceterum censeo Lakers esse delendam

by Norsktroll on Nov 30, 2009 9:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Honestly, it's probably best that soccer isn't as big just yet.

Otherwise, the sport’s detractors would have a field day with the Ireland situation. Just another bit of ammunition, and a rare soccer-related problem that isn’t fan-based!

Yes! Yes! In the face!

by LeafHawk on Nov 30, 2009 10:21 AM PST up reply actions  

In light of the whole Tiger Woods situation, Derek Jeter deserves to win the George Clooney Award.

Unlike most professional athletes, Jeter has shrewdly remained a bachelor and avoided getting entangled in the sham that’s known as marriage. From a financial security and emotional stability standpoint, Jeter is a true sportsman in my book.

Dear Paul Allen:

Fire Nate McMillan & hire Jeff Van Gundy.

Sincerely,
AK1984

by AK1984 on Nov 30, 2009 4:24 PM PST up reply actions  

but he's getting married

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 30, 2009 4:54 PM PST up reply actions  

my new work strategy

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 9:51 AM PST reply actions  

let me know if it works

O is for Offense
D is for Defense
E is for Energy
N is for Not in my house chump

by The Arkitect on Nov 30, 2009 10:03 AM PST up reply actions  

you can reach me at my....er....

my director’s gmail account.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 10:10 AM PST up reply actions  

Serena Williams's fine

for that outburst against the line judge at the US Open got handed down today. She’s on probation now and could get suspeneded from the US Open if she has another “major outburst”.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 10:16 AM PST reply actions  

that sounds lame

we need more McEnroeitude

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 30, 2009 10:32 AM PST up reply actions  

i agree.

i didn’t think what Serena did was that bad, really. That was an horrendous call.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 10:36 AM PST up reply actions  

I am not that familiar with it, but I like the outlandishness of McEnroe, not to Darko Milicic extremes, but I still like it.

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 30, 2009 10:38 AM PST up reply actions  

didnt she threaten to shove the ball down their throat?

if so that seems like an obtuse threat and really less threatening than if she just said she was going to punch them or something of that ilk.

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 30, 2009 10:51 AM PST up reply actions  

It's a really fine line

She attempted to intimidate a judge, using a threat (likely or not) of violence. It was bad enough when previous generations simply badgered the judges to try and get favorable calls.

I don’t mind that they’ve made an example here (probably because it was caught on the mike) to prevent future incidents. Every other tennis player will be aware of this fine and probation.

by Timmay! on Nov 30, 2009 10:53 AM PST up reply actions  

supposedly threatened a judge with violence.

which I’m sure happens to every official in every sport. And I’m pretty sure that, apart from fans to soccer officials in some of the more footy-crazed countries, those threats have never ever been carried out. Serena for sure overreacted, but I thought getting in the officials face was justified. Imagine what McEnroe or Connors would have done…..

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 10:52 AM PST up reply actions  

haha.

Jonny Mac’s tirades were maybe the most entertaining of any athlete or coach. Sheed, Barkley, and Bobby Knight being possible exceptions.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 10:55 AM PST up reply actions  

His tirades were unmistakably entertaining, indeed

I think the tennis org let it go because he was actually making the sport more popular. I even wonder if he knew in his later days.

That being said, whenever he crossed the line into real intimidation, he was reprimanded. I don’t remember if he ever physically threatened violence. He got in trouble when he tipped over the tv camera intentionally (that was JM right?)

by Timmay! on Nov 30, 2009 10:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Serena should not have been fined at all, and the probation thing is bogus.

She is my baybeee and deserves all good things and no bad things.

"The match in Los Angeles is a good opportunity to begin to demonstrate that we want to make war." Rudy Fernández (translated)

by G_dubs on Nov 30, 2009 9:41 PM PST up reply actions  

now i'm sorta disappointed

i already own several of his movies….

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 10:23 AM PST reply actions  

I just read through some sidebar posts

the snark is really coming out in spades

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 30, 2009 10:31 AM PST reply actions  

you are sooooooooooo welcome

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 30, 2009 10:38 AM PST up reply actions  

your last post was both educating and EXTREMELY elucidating

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 30, 2009 11:02 AM PST up reply actions  

We all agree Jonestr is a valuable poster

But, hear me out, I think he sucks and might like underage boys.

by Mortimer on Nov 30, 2009 11:11 AM PST up reply actions  

Let me fix that for you

But, hear me out, I think he sucks and might like underage boys.

by tominhawaii on Nov 30, 2009 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

if only we could all be as upright as morty and only bang of age boys i.e. octogenarians

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 30, 2009 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

i can't wait until some other posters get here

and start saying “why is this ok but Magnum’s comment last night isn’t?” s/ that will be a fun thread….. \s

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Uh oh

What did I miss?

Since when are pedo accusations not kosher.

by Mortimer on Nov 30, 2009 11:17 AM PST up reply actions  

children need to earn their keep IMO
.
.
.
too far?

O is for Offense
D is for Defense
E is for Energy
N is for Not in my house chump

by The Arkitect on Nov 30, 2009 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

yeah

I figure since roybot wasnt cool with it it made it not ok, but since TiH and morty have beat me down to such a degree that I would never disagree with them, then it makes it ok.

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 30, 2009 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Roybot got angry at Magnum?

Lovers quarrel spills out into Bedge!

by Mortimer on Nov 30, 2009 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

not really

he unsuccessfully tried to playfully call her a whore. Then AK1984 showed up, then Maury Povich, then it was ok.

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 30, 2009 11:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Phil Donahue FTW

O is for Offense
D is for Defense
E is for Energy
N is for Not in my house chump

by The Arkitect on Nov 30, 2009 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

His joke must have been deleted,

Cuz it ain’t there no more.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Nov 30, 2009 11:58 AM PST up reply actions  

yeah, the joke is gone, along with the picture.

but there’s a thread still there that will pretty much fill you in if you really wanna know about it.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 12:02 PM PST up reply actions  

haha

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 30, 2009 11:59 AM PST up reply actions  

that will not be an attractive child

O is for Offense
D is for Defense
E is for Energy
N is for Not in my house chump

by The Arkitect on Nov 30, 2009 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I heard Sophia needs a new computer. So if Timmay would be willing to leave his wife…

Ceterum censeo Lakers esse delendam

by Norsktroll on Nov 30, 2009 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

He won't child-safety his house I bet

It’ the kid’s fault if he sticks his fingers in a socket!

by Mortimer on Nov 30, 2009 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

how does one child-proof a shack in the woods exactly?

O is for Offense
D is for Defense
E is for Energy
N is for Not in my house chump

by The Arkitect on Nov 30, 2009 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Survival of the fittest.

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 30, 2009 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

As long as I don't have to pay for anything

he can let the kid do whatever he wants.

He will probably make it get a job to support him.

by Roybot on Nov 30, 2009 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

you are trying to act tough

but the second you see baby AK jr., you’ll fall in love.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Nov 30, 2009 1:17 PM PST up reply actions  

AK jr?

It’s gonna be Roybot II.

by Roybot on Nov 30, 2009 1:19 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

you mean

Roybot v2.0

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

well

AK needs to know, so he can check his firmware for compatibility.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Nov 30, 2009 1:58 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

it'll be so sarcastic

it won’t even talk because it won’t believe anything it says is worthwhile or serious.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

He is a pro at living off of his family!

Like a true libertarian!

Ohhhh but we kid the AK.

by Mortimer on Nov 30, 2009 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't truly hate kids themselves, but rather the ...

fact that kids aren’t self-sufficient and dependent on others for survival. Heck, anybody who’s dependent on me for anything is screwed.

Dear Paul Allen:

Fire Nate McMillan & hire Jeff Van Gundy.

Sincerely,
AK1984

by AK1984 on Nov 30, 2009 4:32 PM PST up reply actions  

did your parents feel the same way?

by The Arkitect on Nov 30, 2009 4:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Nope, so I got lucky in that regard.

Dear Paul Allen:

Fire Nate McMillan & hire Jeff Van Gundy.

Sincerely,
AK1984

by AK1984 on Nov 30, 2009 4:45 PM PST up reply actions  

AK would be a great politician. “Sir, as you said in your comment about the farm bill of 1989… Only a total moron who doesn’t care about budget balance at all would think that!”

Ceterum censeo Lakers esse delendam

by Norsktroll on Nov 30, 2009 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

“However, Sen. Bill Bradley is completely underrated!”

Ceterum censeo Lakers esse delendam

by Norsktroll on Nov 30, 2009 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

’I hereby nominate JVG for secretary of Defense"

O is for Offense
D is for Defense
E is for Energy
N is for Not in my house chump

by The Arkitect on Nov 30, 2009 1:13 PM PST up reply actions  

If anyone should combine their genetics to make a child, I'd ...

go with jscot and Sophia. Those two certainly quarrel way more often than Roybot and I, who often stay out of each other’s way.

Dear Paul Allen:

Fire Nate McMillan & hire Jeff Van Gundy.

Sincerely,
AK1984

by AK1984 on Nov 30, 2009 4:29 PM PST up reply actions  

air marshal 50 cent would be proud

imma get them terrorists, or die tryin’ (nsfw language)

I'm just coolin'
http://bedgewiki.blogspot.com/

by HD on Nov 30, 2009 4:39 PM PST up reply actions  

One of my favorite episodes of that season.

Can’t wait for Season 3

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 30, 2009 4:47 PM PST up reply actions  

huey looks older

and is that tom as colonel stinkmeaner again, cause that would be awesome

I'm just coolin'
http://bedgewiki.blogspot.com/

by HD on Nov 30, 2009 4:52 PM PST up reply actions  

The age is showing in Huey's eyes.

I can’t tell if we get a re-return of stinkmeaner but that would be epically awesome.

I am especially excited to see if the rumors of bringing Caesar into the mix will bear fruit.

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 30, 2009 5:04 PM PST up reply actions  

yes caeser is a must this season

i waited for him to show up all last season and really why not put him in last season, but i will forgive them if he is in this one

I'm just coolin'
http://bedgewiki.blogspot.com/

by HD on Nov 30, 2009 5:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Exactly my point of view.

He and Huey really made the comic what it was for me. They have the best back and forths

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 30, 2009 5:16 PM PST up reply actions  

You can play the Arnold Schwarzenegger role.

Dear Paul Allen:

Fire Nate McMillan & hire Jeff Van Gundy.

Sincerely,
AK1984

by AK1984 on Nov 30, 2009 4:46 PM PST up reply actions  

In Conan? No problem

You are one of my rewards for a good job killing in the pit.

by Mortimer on Nov 30, 2009 4:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Easiest way to take me out is to clip me at the knees.

Dear Paul Allen:

Fire Nate McMillan & hire Jeff Van Gundy.

Sincerely,
AK1984

by AK1984 on Nov 30, 2009 4:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Good to know.

I will file this away in my Useless Facts About JDers folder.

Although, this could actually come in handy if I ever want to actually beat you up.

by Roybot on Nov 30, 2009 4:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm tall and lanky, so you could be able to do ...

some damage with a good ground game. Yet, my best advice for you is to take a cheap shot or two below the belt, ‘cause that’s your one major advantage. I’d probably just let you win, though, since I’m too lazy to fight.

Dear Paul Allen:

Fire Nate McMillan & hire Jeff Van Gundy.

Sincerely,
AK1984

by AK1984 on Nov 30, 2009 5:24 PM PST up reply actions  

too lazy to fight....

that cracked me up.

btw, i bet Roybot’s only fight tactics are below the belt shots and other nefarious methods.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 5:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I'd also expect some eye gouging.

Dear Paul Allen:

Fire Nate McMillan & hire Jeff Van Gundy.

Sincerely,
AK1984

by AK1984 on Nov 30, 2009 5:34 PM PST up reply actions  

You're no fun.

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Nov 30, 2009 5:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Eh, I'm just not big on physical altercations.

Verbal sparring is more my speed.

Dear Paul Allen:

Fire Nate McMillan & hire Jeff Van Gundy.

Sincerely,
AK1984

by AK1984 on Nov 30, 2009 5:35 PM PST up reply actions  

So you admit you are on speed

" Welcome to the Bedge....where good, is never good enough"…Rudiculous

by 92wastheyear on Nov 30, 2009 5:50 PM PST up reply actions  

lol

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 30, 2009 4:56 PM PST up reply actions  

You can do better.

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 30, 2009 1:00 PM PST up reply actions  

When I caught some of that stuff last night

I actually doublechcked the football scores. I was pretty sure the Seahawks had won, but AK was so on edge I had to look again.

by Corvid on Nov 30, 2009 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

One night we all watched him on his cam

I was at work and got busy, but I was afraid a coworker would walk up and ask why I’m watching a lone male drinking beer on the internet. I heard it got crazy later in the night.

by tominhawaii on Nov 30, 2009 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

We should spread more rumors insinuating stuff that happened that night.

I heard that g-love made portlandgiirl purr while AK was broadcasting himself in his Supersonics thong.

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 30, 2009 1:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I assume this is true. Arnold sez, it is not a rumor!

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Nov 30, 2009 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Meow

I need to poke some people on Facebook

Ceterum censeo Lakers esse delendam

by Norsktroll on Nov 30, 2009 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Kids these days.

Poking each other all willy nilly like. When I was their age, I was on USENET damnit!

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 30, 2009 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I didn't go near the Magnum thing

It’s ok to joke about you and young boys because you were bicycle shorts. The Magnum/Roybot thing was a bad joke that turned into people being offended for someone else. Way different things.

by tominhawaii on Nov 30, 2009 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Exactly!

Exactly.

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 30, 2009 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

a lot of people are offended by my CYCLING BIBS as opposed to bicycling shorts

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 30, 2009 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

so played out

so photoshopped

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 30, 2009 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

MAN WE GOTTA GET UP EARLIER IN THE DAY

TO TRY TO SNEAK A CYCLING RELATED PICTURE PAST JONESTR.

by Mortimer on Nov 30, 2009 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

no crap

next time leave your B- game at home, weak sauce twins

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 30, 2009 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Felix Sanchez dares to disagree

Ceterum censeo Lakers esse delendam

by Norsktroll on Nov 30, 2009 11:32 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

correct me if I am worng, but I dont think runners have a chamois pad that would avoid these kinds of dong shots

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 30, 2009 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

you’re not wrong

O is for Offense
D is for Defense
E is for Energy
N is for Not in my house chump

by The Arkitect on Nov 30, 2009 11:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Maybe the Polish bikers just prefer to fold it differently :)

Ceterum censeo Lakers esse delendam

by Norsktroll on Nov 30, 2009 11:50 AM PST up reply actions  

That looks painful.

Dear Paul Allen:

Fire Nate McMillan & hire Jeff Van Gundy.

Sincerely,
AK1984

by AK1984 on Nov 30, 2009 4:27 PM PST up reply actions  

then you’re doing it wrong

by The Arkitect on Nov 30, 2009 4:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Hmm, then I don't want to know how to do it right.

Dear Paul Allen:

Fire Nate McMillan & hire Jeff Van Gundy.

Sincerely,
AK1984

by AK1984 on Nov 30, 2009 5:25 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah i agree, Tom.

i’m just anticipating someone bringing it up and hopefully heading them off at the pass.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 11:33 AM PST up reply actions  

Your english is worse than the mexicans

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 30, 2009 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

so offensive

so funny

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 30, 2009 11:46 AM PST up reply actions  

medmelon isn't gonna like that....

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 11:48 AM PST up reply actions  

I'll just get him some tequila.

His people are always nicer when they have tequila.

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 30, 2009 11:49 AM PST up reply actions  

i’m a sucker for free booze

by medmelon on Nov 30, 2009 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

You're great.

Let’s sing Mexican Fight Songs together.

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 30, 2009 2:25 PM PST up reply actions  

"I AM ABOVE THE LAW!"

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 11:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Completely different.

I just want someone to argue with me.

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 30, 2009 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

about anything in particular.

i haven’t argued for argument’s sake in a long time so let’s get at it! you know what’s off limits though… haha

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 11:49 AM PST up reply actions  

And I have been nice about that, haven't I?

I usually only pick and prod at sensitive areas for a bit before I end up feeling bad about it.

Let’s fight about something fun. Does Ontogeny truly recapitulate phylogeny?

Or how about your face? It seems we could also fight about your face?

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 30, 2009 11:54 AM PST up reply actions  

yes, you've been very nice.

and, all joking aside, I really appreciate it. Perhaps I overreacted at the time, but I wanted to get the point across.

ok, so….Phylogeny is for suckers. Ontogeny is the way real men take care of business.

(i don’t know what either of those things are)

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 11:56 AM PST up reply actions  

I can accept an overreaction.

We all have our things. And potentially offensive things that aren’t funny should probably not be said in the name of humor.

And you ARE SO WRONG!!! EVERYONE WHO IS ANYONE KNOWS that Phylogeny is waaaaaaaaay more boss than Ontogeny.

Do you even WATCH embryological parallelism!??!!?!?!??!?! You are such an Ontogeny.fan.boy.

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 30, 2009 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

hey man, i used to be an embryo and when that

phylogeny stuff started I went, “NO WAY, I DON’T THINK SO! Give me ontogeny or else i’m not leaving this uterus.” one time i saw a guy that had phylogeny and he had one leg longer than the other and could only walk in circles.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 12:04 PM PST up reply actions  

You are COMPLETELY short-sighted!!!

Yeah, sometimes phylogeny doesn’t make sense RIGHT NOW but it is the future that is at stake!!! The future of everyone’s lives!!!!! and You are willing to throw all of that away because you are a pansy ontogeny.fan.boy that doesn’t have the stomach for RECAPITULATION and it’s PEOPLE LIKE YOU THAT KILLED MJ and MAKE THE ROY CRY!!!!

You need to wake up and smell the coffee… CHUMP!!!

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 30, 2009 12:37 PM PST up reply actions  

you're right.

i see now, after much inner turmoil and thought, that my views on phylogeny were flat out wrong. I’m glad we had this discussion. I feel like a better human now. thank you, idol. thank you…..

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

SEE PROOF!!!

Fighting on the internet makes the world a better place!!

All of you people who whine when fights happen. TAKE NOTE!

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 30, 2009 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah!

Idol and DtL: making the world better one pointless argument at a time.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I'll entitle it Long Live Nate the Great.

He’s going to be the greatest coach of all time and we’ll all feel like fools if we don’t sign him for the long haul.

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 30, 2009 11:55 AM PST up reply actions  

lol

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 30, 2009 12:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Photobucket

"The match in Los Angeles is a good opportunity to begin to demonstrate that we want to make war." Rudy Fernández (translated)

by G_dubs on Nov 30, 2009 5:54 PM PST up reply actions  

while you were reading through, I was flagging through…

O is for Offense
D is for Defense
E is for Energy
N is for Not in my house chump

by The Arkitect on Nov 30, 2009 10:34 AM PST up reply actions  

the main page post Dave put up

is one of the best things he’s done in the past few months. i stay out of the sidebar unless i see 2 or more recs on the post.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 10:36 AM PST up reply actions  

I dont read Dave much anymore. I used to love it, but it seems to me that there is more and more filler and less content. I have no idea what caused this change in my opinion.

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 30, 2009 10:40 AM PST up reply actions  

i would tend to agree.

I’ve not read the main page nearly as much as i used to. I’m not sure why there seemed to be a drop either. I chalked it up to the site growing rapidly and him probably just being busier with Baby Point Guard getting older. But the current post is really worth a read. I think he nailed it pretty much the whole way through. my favorite sentence:


Blazer fans would do well to adopt some of the same short-term role narrowing and long-term patience with the ancillary players. The idea that every bench player is a star in the making isn’t productive.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 10:42 AM PST up reply actions  

maybe I will give it a go

picked up timequake today BTW

Ill read it once I learn to read

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 30, 2009 10:46 AM PST up reply actions  

haha.

i’m gonna read that next too i think.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 10:53 AM PST up reply actions  

lets gab about it before our next stitch and bitch quilting club meeting

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 30, 2009 10:55 AM PST up reply actions  

as long as we can sip

tea and act out superiority/elitism complexes, i’m there.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 10:56 AM PST up reply actions  

sounds good

i’ll put couth on the talking points list

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 30, 2009 10:58 AM PST up reply actions  

I hacked your computer

Made it so whenever you try to read a Dave article, you’re reading a Peter Vecsey column from the late 1980s.

by Mortimer on Nov 30, 2009 10:43 AM PST up reply actions  

you can barely look at barely legal girls on your computer so I am very suspicious of your ability to pull of such an insidious hack

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 30, 2009 10:47 AM PST up reply actions  

I think Ben’s writing has gotten better and he has more access, so it seems like his stuff is more meaningful. Dave is still great with perspective, though.

i cry for nic

by Cablinasian on Nov 30, 2009 10:48 AM PST up reply actions  

I read up Ben’s stuff

I am having a hard time reading through another analogy concerning unrequited pubescent love.

quit trying to make me reflect on my life DAVE

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 30, 2009 10:52 AM PST up reply actions  

He's got kids now

He’s going through past girls he wanted to bang, can’t blame the guy.

by Mortimer on Nov 30, 2009 10:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Dave banging ladies is a funny thought

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 30, 2009 11:02 AM PST up reply actions  

I like picturing him saying "bang".

I wanna have drinks with him some night, and he’ll say “Ahh Morty, I banged this one chick this one time… it was such a good bang, I was like, whoa… that was nice banging”.

by Mortimer on Nov 30, 2009 11:12 AM PST up reply actions  

The front page has been hit-or-miss for some time for me.

I’m definitely here for the community more these days. Dave definitely does some good stuff at times though. He keeps me reading the front page.

I’ve found I read the game recaps less closely now that I have LP BB. I didn’t expect that to happen.

by Timmay! on Nov 30, 2009 10:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Timmay: “I am a Ben hater.”

i cry for nic

by Cablinasian on Nov 30, 2009 10:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Ben is way better than when he started

Now he’s reporting on the entire game. When he started it felt like he was just looking to make a smart butt remark about players, especially the ones in the way of his favorite player. I don’t see an agenda in his writing like he did in the past.

Dave used to have a really good big picture view of everything. Now he seems to just try to give an unbiased recap and make it entertaining. He doesn’t seem to be explaining why good or bad things are happening like he did in the past.

by tominhawaii on Nov 30, 2009 11:04 AM PST up reply actions  

that’s a good way of putting it.

(cue twss)

i cry for nic

by Cablinasian on Nov 30, 2009 11:06 AM PST up reply actions  

i'll comply, Cabby.

TWSS!!

hahahahaha. that is sooooo funny and clever……

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 11:10 AM PST up reply actions  

i found myself in the same position

Cloudy is Sergio. Makes other people look good, can’t score himself. -Cablinasian

by Philthyanimal on Nov 30, 2009 12:12 PM PST up reply actions  

wheelbarrow

Cloudy is Sergio. Makes other people look good, can’t score himself. -Cablinasian

by Philthyanimal on Nov 30, 2009 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

the sidebar has been hit and miss lately… which is better than the all-miss all the time we were getting a month or so ago… if it’s a new topic or an exceptional post, I’ll add to the discussion, if it’s not I’ll look for any reason to flag whatever/whoever I can… either way i come out a winner

O is for Offense
D is for Defense
E is for Energy
N is for Not in my house chump

by The Arkitect on Nov 30, 2009 10:42 AM PST up reply actions  

very little of that sounds as if it has the potential to make you a winner

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 30, 2009 10:47 AM PST up reply actions  

LOOK, we can’t all ride our bikes to the tattoo parlor everyday for some fresh ink like you OK… Geez

O is for Offense
D is for Defense
E is for Energy
N is for Not in my house chump

by The Arkitect on Nov 30, 2009 10:51 AM PST up reply actions  

none of that makes you a winner either

being a winner means getting herpes at a Rudee Fernandez rate. Nothing more, nothing less.

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 30, 2009 10:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Of course, someone in the JD would mention the snark...

That’s so predictable. You’ll never be a top-tier poster with comments like that.

Let me tell you what I would have done if I was posting in your position…….

Yes! Yes! In the face!

by LeafHawk on Nov 30, 2009 10:43 AM PST up reply actions  

are you willing to consider listening to his reply?

O is for Offense
D is for Defense
E is for Energy
N is for Not in my house chump

by The Arkitect on Nov 30, 2009 10:44 AM PST up reply actions  

am I ever

I gained 20lbs of neck fat so I could look more like top ten poster mortimer

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 30, 2009 10:48 AM PST up reply actions  

when ever Starvin Marvin gets around to it.

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 30, 2009 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

i wonder if i'll actually show up on those rankings this time?

i’ve gotta have cracked the top 100 by now…..haha

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 10:58 AM PST up reply actions  

the metric for his rankings is unkown, even to him

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 30, 2009 10:59 AM PST up reply actions  

i just assume it would go something like:

Dave and Ben (suck up)
girls i have crushes on (all known girls that post on Bedge)
guys i have crushes on (Philthyanimal)
everyone else in random order.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 11:02 AM PST up reply actions  

we have got to up our game on Starvin

perhaps we could talk about bowling with him, but I would feel dirty if I did that.

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 30, 2009 11:04 AM PST up reply actions  

i wouldn't even know what to talk about in regards to bowling.

and i kinda like bowling. it’s fun. But i don’t know how much “shop talk” you can really do with that game.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 11:12 AM PST up reply actions  

I imagine there is an inherent parlance that we are not privy to.

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 30, 2009 11:15 AM PST up reply actions  

that could be true.

DS: teach us bowling jargon….in the parlance of our times….

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

In the spirt of his JD, I'll throw my hat in to a "best of" category or two.

Best Movie of the Decade: Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring

Return of the King won the Oscar (actually every Oscar it was nominated for) but that was an award for the work entire, so I’ll just single out the first film, which was probably the best of the three. But LotR was a spectacular cinematic achievement and success on every level a film can be judged on.

Best TV Show of the Decade: The Sopranos

It changed TV, pure and simple. People will argue The Wire, but that doesn’t happen without The Sopranos. Same for Lost and Mad Men. The Sopranos made TV cinematic, highly intelligent, and reintroduced the medium as an art form instead of a mindless way to pass some time. The quality of TV overall has seen a sharp incline this decade and it’s all thanks to David Chase’s “family” opus.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 10:47 AM PST reply actions  

I liked the LTR trilogy

But I thought the first movie was the worst of the three. I hated the way it ended with that sappy Froto and Sam that really didn’t conclude anything…

RUDY > MJ

by Rudiculous on Nov 30, 2009 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I am with DTL

movie wise the first was the most developed, but it had the least awesome battle scenes. The last one was the worst, but had super awesome battle scenes

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 30, 2009 12:02 PM PST up reply actions  

in the first one,

the moment Viggo chopped off the Uruk Hai’s head, i knew the trilogy was gonna rock the ish. that was my favorite battle scene moment of the trilogy.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 12:08 PM PST up reply actions  

oh yeah

that battle scene was pretty hella

I am helms deep man my self

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 30, 2009 12:09 PM PST up reply actions  

the Ents not showing up at Helm's Deep kinda ruined it for me.

but as far as big battle scenes go, that one was super impressive from a technical, directorial standpoint.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 12:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I dont remember the ents showing up there. I just remember them at isengard.

I was super pumped when the riders of rohan showed up at the deep though.

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 30, 2009 12:13 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah that was cool.

in the book, the Ents show up at Helm’s Deep and swallow all the bad guys in to the earth.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 12:15 PM PST up reply actions  

havent read the books for a while so I think I missed that

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 30, 2009 12:18 PM PST up reply actions  

I got the cheap dining plan at school… I now reap the rewards as I am able to eat some off-campus meals finally.

Freedom. at. last.

i cry for nic

by Cablinasian on Nov 30, 2009 10:56 AM PST reply actions  

haha

I felt your pain last year.

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 30, 2009 12:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Last night I realized one thing that is really pissing me off about Blazers fans

I always hated going to church and the preacher guy would say turn to Rev 1.2 where Jesus says this, now turn to John 3.45 where Jesus says the same thing, and now go to Chud 4.16 and see that Jesus is also mentioning the importance of ball movement and player movement. Picking apart the stories that are supposed to teach people lessons in morality and goodness to support the preachers own agenda is what made me stop trusting organized religion.

People do it on Blazers Edge now all the time. The Oden “Breath of fresh air” quote gets played like a trump card all the time. And anything Nate or Roy says is almost instantly whittled down to four or five words and taken completely out of context to support the posters argument that has nothing to do with the original quote.

by tominhawaii on Nov 30, 2009 11:12 AM PST reply actions   1 recs

come on, Tom.

taking things out of context and blowing them out of proportion is the basis of modern day sports writing. you should know that by now…..

as for the other stuff, if preachers have their own agenda at all, that’s a problem. in my opinion.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

not all preachers.

but probably most.

but most people formulate arguments using only snippets of articles/quotes/texts that support them and leaving everything else out. It’s just the quickest way to make a point. I’ve done it several times when I wrote essays for school. But yes, it is more responsible to use entire passages and explain quotes in context before using them to make your point. But in this day and age when everything is so quick and people’s attentions spans continue to decline, they only “have time” to read a snippet and a couple lines of argument. Even this post I’m currently writing will probably not be read by most cause it’s too long.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 11:37 AM PST up reply actions  

You brought me out of lurkerdom

Actually, Mort’s line about olive smugglers got me in the mood to comment, but here I am . . .

Just wanted to say that I agree 100%. This kind of stuff drove me away from political and social activism, and I hate to see it happening with basketball. Basketball is my number one diversion from life crap, but I think I need to take up something less annoying, like cleaning out the cages at the humane society or something.

The Nuggets blog did cheer me up somewhat, just because it made it clear that it’s not just Blazer fans.

by Corvid on Nov 30, 2009 12:47 PM PST up reply actions  

All fans are st00pid

And are usually disappointed in their team. It just happens… doesn’t mean it ain’t annoying, and it certainly doesn’t mean we don’t have problems right now, but nothing major AND we are way young still.

I agree 100%, I can’t STAND the constant referencing of quotes or dumb rumors to support opinions when the quote doesn’t necessarily mean just what it says. Like Oden’s compliment for Dre getting him involved… now, I suspect Oden prefers Dre to Blake, but that quote doesn’t MEAN THAT FOR SURE.

And to use it like “well, that’s funny, because Oden would disagree with you, he said this in a post game article where every quote is well thought out and each word and phrasing chosen carefully”

by Mortimer on Nov 30, 2009 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Ooh . . .That's close to another pet peeve . . .

Really old quotes and information used out of context. Uh folks? People grow and change, especially people in their early twenties.

by Corvid on Nov 30, 2009 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

People forget how they interact with friends and co-workers daily

If someone asked you immediately after being annoyed with someone for your opinion, you’d be blasting friends, family, and co-workers in the media all day (the general “you”, not Corvid-you, though you got a sassy mouth on ya).

People say things incorrectly, say stuff they haven’t thought out fully, say things when they ain’t sure what to say, change their mind, etc. We make every comment and rumor as an absolute.

by Mortimer on Nov 30, 2009 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

hold on to your jock straps junkers. im about to make everyone hate chris anderson even more.

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Nov 30, 2009 11:18 AM PST reply actions  

something tells me he not only drives, but he lives in it as well

O is for Offense
D is for Defense
E is for Energy
N is for Not in my house chump

by The Arkitect on Nov 30, 2009 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

you cant hate on what is great

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 30, 2009 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Some dude made that a fanshot before the Denver game

Remember the dude who posted like 6 or 5 fanshots about why Chris Anderson sucked?

by tominhawaii on Nov 30, 2009 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t know about this ride, but it’d be sweet to roll a Brinks Truck. That’d be funny.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Nov 30, 2009 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

I love that thing. At least it shows his creativity and individuality.

Unlike a Hummer with spinners.

Ceterum censeo Lakers esse delendam

by Norsktroll on Nov 30, 2009 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

And he lives in a state with snow and not somewhere in a city where you can't find a parking spot

Did I mention a guy in my underground garage parks an H2 there? Dumbest thing ever. And watching anybody park that in a tight space makes you look stupid. And yeah, that’s also what his wife said.

Ceterum censeo Lakers esse delendam

by Norsktroll on Nov 30, 2009 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

It'd be way cooler with wings.

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 30, 2009 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Brilliant!

Let’s get the design team on that.

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 30, 2009 4:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Do you hate Portland then?

Because that’s a custom Freightliner M2 and Chris is just trying to support our local economy.

Actually, it’s quite offensive.

by shralpster on Nov 30, 2009 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

I dont hate birdman

i thought i did until i watched this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxOzBEZG93I

"They can't comprehend. They can't even come close to understanding him. I guess if I was boring they would love me more. Guess if I was simple in the mind everything would be fine. Maybe if I was jerk to girls, instead of being nice and speakin kind words. Then maybe it would be ok to say then I wasn't a good guy to begin with."

by Starvin' Marvin on Nov 30, 2009 12:10 PM PST up reply actions  

what do the kids do now that mininova is a shell of itself?

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 30, 2009 11:27 AM PST reply actions  

DON'T YOU EVEN KNOW HOW TO GOOGLE?!

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 30, 2009 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

yeah, but all the spammers have caught on and you cant catch a decent .torrent

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 30, 2009 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

That happens so quick with services like that.

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 30, 2009 11:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Signs you watch too much basketball
My girlfriend asked, “Did you talk to Dad?” and my first thought was, “I haven’t spoken to Anthony Johnson since media day.” Help me.

The editor of Third Quarter Collapse

Ceterum censeo Lakers esse delendam

by Norsktroll on Nov 30, 2009 11:28 AM PST reply actions  

that sounds like it is his girlfriend/sister

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 30, 2009 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

LOL my roommate and I are talking about all the texts the UW system is sending about a shooting suspect having been seen on campus. The other drugged out roommate rolls over and while asleep says “Don’t worry, I caught him in my dreams.” and then continues on sleeping.

i cry for nic

by Cablinasian on Nov 30, 2009 11:34 AM PST reply actions  

More proof.

Drugs make the world safer.

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 30, 2009 11:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Only some drugs. Crack and Meth can lead to violence.

But have you ever seen a pothead serial killer?

Only if you count Funyun genocide.

Yes! Yes! In the face!

by LeafHawk on Nov 30, 2009 11:54 AM PST up reply actions  

mmmmmmm funyuns....

Yah. Violence and crack and meth sucks.

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 30, 2009 11:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Agreed.

Violence = bad
Crack = bad
Meth = bad

Funyuns = good

Yes! Yes! In the face!

by LeafHawk on Nov 30, 2009 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Yup

The worst thing a pothead would do, would complain that his other friend is too lazy to rob a store to get money to buy a pizza or more pot. Neither guy would get up and do anything.

by tominhawaii on Nov 30, 2009 11:59 AM PST up reply actions  

I am so offended by this generalization.

I’m going to take a nap and think about funyuns!

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 30, 2009 12:02 PM PST up reply actions  

You know what I love about potheads

Is when they got pot but nothing to smoke it out of. Then they are really good at inventing.

by tominhawaii on Nov 30, 2009 12:07 PM PST up reply actions  

That is fun.

Best story ever involves a bite site twix bar.

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 30, 2009 12:39 PM PST up reply actions  

And, yes, we ate it afterwards.

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 30, 2009 12:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought I was going to get things done today, and then I found out that I have been missing the latest season of vh1 tough love

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 30, 2009 11:55 AM PST reply actions  

I kind of miss VH1

I stopped watching it when I got HD and it’s not in HD.

by tominhawaii on Nov 30, 2009 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

We have VH1-HD here

Of course, everything on the channel seems to be in SD on the HD channel…

by Timmay! on Nov 30, 2009 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

We used to always watch the Week that Was on the weekends

Now we watch Challenge on FN.

"This isn’t making staples, where you’re just making staples." - KP

by tominhawaii on Nov 30, 2009 2:03 PM PST up reply actions  

What’s VH1? A venereal disease?

Ceterum censeo Lakers esse delendam

by Norsktroll on Nov 30, 2009 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

EVERYBODY

Norsk has VH1

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 30, 2009 12:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Kendrick Perkins is up there I'm sure.

maybe for both.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 12:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Tied for 2 with 5

Ceterum censeo Lakers esse delendam

by Norsktroll on Nov 30, 2009 12:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Rasheeeeeeeeeeeed Wallace!!!!!

"They can't comprehend. They can't even come close to understanding him. I guess if I was boring they would love me more. Guess if I was simple in the mind everything would be fine. Maybe if I was jerk to girls, instead of being nice and speakin kind words. Then maybe it would be ok to say then I wasn't a good guy to begin with."

by Starvin' Marvin on Nov 30, 2009 12:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, #1 with 7

Ceterum censeo Lakers esse delendam

by Norsktroll on Nov 30, 2009 12:18 PM PST up reply actions  

One of the craziest things i have ever seen was done by sheed

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvAHMvlm9eY

"They can't comprehend. They can't even come close to understanding him. I guess if I was boring they would love me more. Guess if I was simple in the mind everything would be fine. Maybe if I was jerk to girls, instead of being nice and speakin kind words. Then maybe it would be ok to say then I wasn't a good guy to begin with."

by Starvin' Marvin on Nov 30, 2009 12:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I love that shot

He practices it before games sometimes, competing with teammates. I wouldn’t be surprised if bets are involved.

by Corvid on Nov 30, 2009 12:52 PM PST up reply actions  

no idea.

Artest?

'Cuse 88-Cornell 73. My Big Red failed to beat the spread by 2 points. Hence the new avatar.

by jksnake99 on Nov 30, 2009 12:24 PM PST up reply actions  

LeKing?

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 30, 2009 12:25 PM PST up reply actions  

But not most technicals?

He’s usually up with the leaders for T’s.

by Mortimer on Nov 30, 2009 12:38 PM PST up reply actions  

WINNER! So much for "superstar calls". Maybe refs just decided they complain too damn much.

Okay we can end this now.

1 Rasheed Wallace , BOS
2 Kobe Bryant , LAL
3 Dwight Howard , ORL
4 Kendrick Perkins , BOS
5 Carmelo Anthony , DEN
6 Baron Davis , LAC
7 Andrew Bynum , LAL
8 Tyson Chandler , CHA
9 Ryan Hollins , MIN
10 Joakim Noah , CHI
11 Jermaine O’Neal , MIA
12 JJ Redick , ORL
13 Dwyane Wade , MIA

Ceterum censeo Lakers esse delendam

by Norsktroll on Nov 30, 2009 12:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Has he always had a lot of flagrants? I didn't remember that.

Maybe it’s his vision? :-) I have to say, I never though he’d do so well after that eye surgery.

by Corvid on Nov 30, 2009 12:55 PM PST up reply actions  

he's actually trying on defense this year

'Cuse 88-Cornell 73. My Big Red failed to beat the spread by 2 points. Hence the new avatar.

by jksnake99 on Nov 30, 2009 12:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Oregon opens at -8

bet high on Oregon State!!

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 30, 2009 12:25 PM PST reply actions  

thats not enough points

Cloudy is Sergio. Makes other people look good, can’t score himself. -Cablinasian

by Philthyanimal on Nov 30, 2009 12:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I wouldn't bet that game either way. Way too many variables.

I could see Canfield throwing 3 first half picks and the Ducks dominating. I could also see the UO defense struggle to stop to the run and have them go out to a big lead.

I will say that the only way the Ducks have been beaten this year is by teams that get a lead early and hold on with key defensive stops. That’s exactly what the Beavs need to do to win.

Of course, we all know that would be a tragedy. Think good thoughts about a 65-38 repeat. :)

Yes! Yes! In the face!

by LeafHawk on Nov 30, 2009 12:31 PM PST up reply actions  

BetUS has it at Oregon -9.5

way too many points IMO

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 30, 2009 12:33 PM PST up reply actions  

If I was actually betting the game, I would agree.

My brain tells me the Ducks win, but they do so by less than a TD. Rivalry game + Running Teams = Longer drives = Less scoring = Closer game.

Yes! Yes! In the face!

by LeafHawk on Nov 30, 2009 12:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Also

Oregon State doesn’t turn the ball over. Canfield has thrown 6 picks all year and Quizz has never fumbled in his college career (/knocks on wood).

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 30, 2009 12:36 PM PST up reply actions  

You just jinxed him

When the Ducks played Stanford, they kept saying that about Stanford’s running back and then he coughed it up.

by tominhawaii on Nov 30, 2009 12:37 PM PST up reply actions  

my brain tells me that if the ducks win, it is by a couple TD’s at least… if the Beav’s win, it’s close game… my brain is a homer

O is for Offense
D is for Defense
E is for Energy
N is for Not in my house chump

by The Arkitect on Nov 30, 2009 12:36 PM PST up reply actions  

from time to time, it does behave like Mike Rice

O is for Offense
D is for Defense
E is for Energy
N is for Not in my house chump

by The Arkitect on Nov 30, 2009 12:46 PM PST up reply actions  

whats a good onlien sportsbook?

i hear a lot of horror stories about withdrawing funds

Cloudy is Sergio. Makes other people look good, can’t score himself. -Cablinasian

by Philthyanimal on Nov 30, 2009 12:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I play a ton of online poker...

and I can assure you that their goal is to make withdrawing money as much of a pain in the ass as possible. I don’t even bother unless I get up to $500. Not sure about sports betting sites though, I do any sports betting on Bodog where most of my poker money is, and their withdrawal system is a joke, it takes about 6 weeks.

RUDY > MJ

by Rudiculous on Nov 30, 2009 2:32 PM PST up reply actions  

I want to bet on the beavs, but I just can't do it...

The stress of the game will be far intense enough without money on it. It is going to be hard handling a loss to the ducks should it happen, I don’t want to add losing $50 to that…

RUDY > MJ

by Rudiculous on Nov 30, 2009 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Chris Sherdian of ESPN is a fan of the ARMOR lineup.

http://espn.go.com/sportsnation/chat/_/id/29620

Jordan (Rexburg)

Should I be worried about the Blazers now?
Chris Sheridan
  (3:19 PM)

Great start, but they sure fell back to earth quickly the past couple games. Can’t see why they don;t go with a starting five of Miller, Roy, Rudy, Aldridge and Oden and let Blake and Webster anchor the bench. They could be getting a lot more out of Rudy than they are.

Yes! Yes! In the face!

by LeafHawk on Nov 30, 2009 12:33 PM PST reply actions  

they had a great start

they had an uneven start with some ugly wins

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 30, 2009 12:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Basketball-reference knows what's up

Sponsoring Miller’s page costs $40, Blake $20, Bayless $10. Free B-Rex!

Ceterum censeo Lakers esse delendam

by Norsktroll on Nov 30, 2009 12:33 PM PST reply actions  

Slightly overpriced, very overpriced and a bargain.

Yes! Yes! In the face!

by LeafHawk on Nov 30, 2009 12:34 PM PST up reply actions  

That's why I took it :)

Ceterum censeo Lakers esse delendam

by Norsktroll on Nov 30, 2009 12:35 PM PST up reply actions  

did he actually show up?

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 30, 2009 12:37 PM PST up reply actions  

it’s not practice, so of course

O is for Offense
D is for Defense
E is for Energy
N is for Not in my house chump

by The Arkitect on Nov 30, 2009 12:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I remember him skipping out on end of season meetings as well

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 30, 2009 12:39 PM PST up reply actions  

BTS

McMillan said main issue with #Blazers’ recent struggles has been adjusting to Oden’s increased role. #NBA

McMillan spoke with Roy and Aldridge about their roles. Also talked to Miller.

McMillan said he and Miller discussed how the veteran point guad feels. Added that his relationship with Miller is fine.

Ceterum censeo Lakers esse delendam

by Norsktroll on Nov 30, 2009 12:47 PM PST reply actions  

McMillan said he and Miller discussed how the veteran point guad feels. Added that his relationship with Miller is fine.

that sounds like what my parents said before they got divorced

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 30, 2009 12:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Which of your parents was a vet PG?

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 30, 2009 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

probably my mom

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 30, 2009 12:56 PM PST up reply actions  

MvMillan and Miller can’t get divorced… McMillan and Blake have a common law marriage at this point, so if anything Miller is just a fling, a phase if you will, Nate will grow out of it

O is for Offense
D is for Defense
E is for Energy
N is for Not in my house chump

by The Arkitect on Nov 30, 2009 12:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Jonestr I was kidding stop crying

Your parents got divorced because of me.

They say the best cure for a broken home is a 27th wizard tattoo.

by Mortimer on Nov 30, 2009 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

it was exactly like royal tennenbaum’s speach to his kid

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 30, 2009 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

ugh give Oden more shots please.

i cry for nic

by Cablinasian on Nov 30, 2009 2:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Alexis Ajinca becomes the third player (I think) sent down to the D-League this year

Joining the Maine Red Claws in Portland today. Can we send Howard to the DL?

Ceterum censeo Lakers esse delendam

by Norsktroll on Nov 30, 2009 12:53 PM PST reply actions  

Well, um, no :)

Ceterum censeo Lakers esse delendam

by Norsktroll on Nov 30, 2009 1:00 PM PST up reply actions  

We need to trade for him

He’ll bring the best out of Batum and vice versa because they are from the same area on the planet.

by Mortimer on Nov 30, 2009 1:02 PM PST up reply actions  

there is no way i don’t get civil war tickets today, i logged onto the network about an hour ago and will stay logged on until 9pm when they become available.

I'm just coolin'
http://bedgewiki.blogspot.com/

by HD on Nov 30, 2009 1:00 PM PST reply actions  

Did you know

That some folks think the real Civil War was the start of American tailgating.

by tominhawaii on Nov 30, 2009 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

9pm? why they on sale so late?

is that thing about if you went to every game you are guaranteed a CW ticket thing a myth?

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Nov 30, 2009 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

i have no idea but i hope it is

cause i have missed a few, i think it’s so late cause ppl have classes till 8 so they don’t want to discriminate.

I'm just coolin'
http://bedgewiki.blogspot.com/

by HD on Nov 30, 2009 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

ya that makes sense. it’ll be a loud night in the dorms tonight.

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Nov 30, 2009 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

wow its 10:00 for frosh. sucks for those losers

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Nov 30, 2009 2:30 PM PST up reply actions  

you have sideline pass?

i cry for nic

by Cablinasian on Nov 30, 2009 2:31 PM PST up reply actions  

do you want it? i don’t think i’ll go. its not a big game or anything.

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Nov 30, 2009 2:43 PM PST up reply actions  

i should probably be studying on a thursday anyway

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Nov 30, 2009 2:43 PM PST up reply actions  

so cool that you get to go. I will be in the lounge ready to go, probably getting a phone call from my dad every ten minutes.

i cry for nic

by Cablinasian on Nov 30, 2009 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

awesome. i wish my dad was into football :*(

but really tho. its going to be weird going to classes in the morning than having a game that night then school the next day. just won’t feel right.

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Nov 30, 2009 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

dad will be so nervous. When we play Sac State he thinks that we will lose comfortably, he gets insanely nervous for the big games.

Poor man still suffers from the Avezzano years.

Yeah, I’ll have to leave class early to catch the game. It’ll be odd.

i cry for nic

by Cablinasian on Nov 30, 2009 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

simple solution… skip class the next day (you won’t be the only one missing)

by The Arkitect on Nov 30, 2009 2:50 PM PST up reply actions  

o ya no way im planning on going to class friday. its just review for finals anyway. who needs that?

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Nov 30, 2009 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

lol.

i cry for nic

by Cablinasian on Nov 30, 2009 2:52 PM PST up reply actions  

4 day long party if we win. book it

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Nov 30, 2009 2:53 PM PST up reply actions  

point camera at stuff

push button

I would seriously ace your class

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 30, 2009 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I worked in the photolab as work study at UO… let’s just say it aint hard

by The Arkitect on Nov 30, 2009 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

naw i don’t take photo classes at UO. all they have is art stuff and one photojournalism class that you have to be a journalism major to take. not for me

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Nov 30, 2009 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

what the hell do you major in then?

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 30, 2009 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

hell 101 is about business, i would guess, or political science…

by EvilKaramazov on Nov 30, 2009 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

are you saying our sweet little dougall majors in hell?

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 30, 2009 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

maybe, see comment below.

by EvilKaramazov on Nov 30, 2009 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

business. hopefully i’ll get into the sports marketing school.

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Nov 30, 2009 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I cant wait to tell people I knew you before you were a doucher

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 30, 2009 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

lol

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 30, 2009 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

i better give you my autograph now while it’s still valuable

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Nov 30, 2009 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Why?

Its not like he will have a reason to celebrate thursday night…

RUDY > MJ

by Rudiculous on Nov 30, 2009 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

win or lose, there will be reason for drinking… remember this as you drown your sorrows

by The Arkitect on Nov 30, 2009 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

there were some big names high on the leaderboard with you, PoliSam and last year's overall champ Sir-1

'Cuse 88-Cornell 73. My Big Red failed to beat the spread by 2 points. Hence the new avatar.

by jksnake99 on Nov 30, 2009 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

u might still get a jersey if greg hits a three

i don’t see a situation were joel hits one.

I'm just coolin'
http://bedgewiki.blogspot.com/

by HD on Nov 30, 2009 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

i only give

wot wot’s for almost-championships.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

haha.

i got 52nd and was actually kind of happy with that. haha.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

woot woot!

I made it to the finals after competing for a month and a half last year. Still found that funny.

i cry for nic

by Cablinasian on Nov 30, 2009 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

well done Norsk

Travis Outlaw, the Funnel Cake of the Blazers

by 22baylor on Nov 30, 2009 4:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Carlos Update

There is nothing wrong with him. I gave him a turkey neck yesterday and he ate it. Then he slept the rest of the day around my feet passing turkey farts. I think bacon and turkey are the worst dog farts ever.

It sure is nice to have a dog.

by tominhawaii on Nov 30, 2009 1:03 PM PST reply actions  

I mean

Dogs are overrated, I’m better off with… my… beloved… puppy… dudette….

sob

by Mortimer on Nov 30, 2009 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

joke ruined

better off WITHOUT my beloved puppy dudette.

by Mortimer on Nov 30, 2009 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

You should stand in the corner.

Think about what you have done.

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 30, 2009 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Call of Duty made me hate dogs

I murder them with a passion.

Ceterum censeo Lakers esse delendam

by Norsktroll on Nov 30, 2009 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

`

lol ya those dogs are reuthless

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Nov 30, 2009 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

that made me laugh.

glad to hear you’re dog is all good, Tom.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Thanks

He just rubbed his butt on the carpet though.

by tominhawaii on Nov 30, 2009 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

You better get in writing that you get the dog

Your marriage is a smoldering ruin, I can smell it from here, better get what you can while you can.

by Mortimer on Nov 30, 2009 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

And the Roy wallpaper

The kids of my grandmother are still arguing over who was supposed to get a bookcase. Currently my mother has it, but it’s a constant source of sibling rivalry. It’s a nice and very big one almost like a wardrobe, but come on. When she dies in hopefully a long long time, I’m not sure if I sell it to the remaining survivor or just burn it.

Ceterum censeo Lakers esse delendam

by Norsktroll on Nov 30, 2009 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Use it to make them do your bidding

This is a great way to control your family, Norsk, don’t throw it away!

by Mortimer on Nov 30, 2009 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I get half all all my wife's pans

We have a Chinese friend here who’s grandfather is old and probably doesn’t have much time left. Our friends uncle is greedy and wants to deplete all the grandfather funds before he dies. So the uncles plan was to take care of his dad and charge him $1,000 a week until all the money was his, then stick his dad in a home.

by tominhawaii on Nov 30, 2009 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

lol ya those dogs are ruthless

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Nov 30, 2009 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

What happened to Carlos to make you think something was wrong?

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Nov 30, 2009 5:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Nothing

I was just bragging about having a dog because this one guy used to give us updates on his dog.

"This isn’t making staples, where you’re just making staples." - KP

by tominhawaii on Nov 30, 2009 5:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Carlos

"This isn’t making staples, where you’re just making staples." - KP

by tominhawaii on Nov 30, 2009 5:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Mean.

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Nov 30, 2009 5:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Isn't he though?

I get why he’d be depressed with his impending divorce that he refuses to admit to, but still.

by Mortimer on Nov 30, 2009 5:59 PM PST up reply actions  

He's good at hiding his anguish behind his nasty barbs.

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Nov 30, 2009 6:30 PM PST up reply actions  

My wife calls Mortimer the Joseph Stalin of BE

"This isn’t making staples, where you’re just making staples." - KP

by tominhawaii on Nov 30, 2009 6:36 PM PST up reply actions  

maybe i missed this somewhere but

who do you all think will be the next football coach at notre dame?

I'm just coolin'
http://bedgewiki.blogspot.com/

by HD on Nov 30, 2009 1:27 PM PST reply actions  

Chip Kelly!!

hee hee

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 30, 2009 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

that's funny cause i was thinking mike riley

would be a nice little coach for them

I'm just coolin'
http://bedgewiki.blogspot.com/

by HD on Nov 30, 2009 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Stoops

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 30, 2009 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

i can see that

I will throw my mouthpiece across the court if I disagree with you.

by SabasforThree on Nov 30, 2009 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Seems the most likely target to me.

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 30, 2009 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

why would he leave Oklahoma?

'Cuse 88-Cornell 73. My Big Red failed to beat the spread by 2 points. Hence the new avatar.

by jksnake99 on Nov 30, 2009 2:06 PM PST up reply actions  

He says he isn't.

Mo’ money?

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 30, 2009 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I've been in and out of town for a while

Did that USA Today blurb ever make the fanshots?

My favorite quote from it

Favorite website: “I’m not a computer guy. I might be the only guy in the NBA who doesn’t own a laptop. I’m a caveman.”

(My Sweet Potato Pie is AWESOME. Maybe I ought to drop one off at the practice facitlity.)

by Corvid on Nov 30, 2009 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Worst one
Coolest NBA uniform: The Los Angeles Lakers’ white ones they wear on Sunday.

by Roybot on Nov 30, 2009 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

he's not the first Blazer

to admit to like the L*kers or Kobe. i choose to forget about it the best i can.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, it makes me sad.

I expect them to have better taste than that.

by Roybot on Nov 30, 2009 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah

The red Blazers ones are super hot.

"This isn’t making staples, where you’re just making staples." - KP

by tominhawaii on Nov 30, 2009 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

those are actually my favorite Blazer uniforms.

if they ever sell the throwback jerseys, i’m gonna get an Oden one in red.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

The Blazers uniforms are underwhelming

"This isn’t making staples, where you’re just making staples." - KP

by tominhawaii on Nov 30, 2009 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

this is an awesome jersey.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

the blazers uniforms are effing awesome

i dont even think more than 50% of blazer fans know the significance of some of the design features on our uniforms.

Cloudy is Sergio. Makes other people look good, can’t score himself. -Cablinasian

by Philthyanimal on Nov 30, 2009 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

First order of business if I was in charge would be to get rid of the stripes

"This isn’t making staples, where you’re just making staples." - KP

by tominhawaii on Nov 30, 2009 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

do you know the symbolic meaning behind the stripes?

Cloudy is Sergio. Makes other people look good, can’t score himself. -Cablinasian

by Philthyanimal on Nov 30, 2009 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

i don't.

TELL ME! TELL ME!!

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 2:01 PM PST up reply actions  

we are trailblazers

the stripes symbolizes the oregon trail. i’ve only met a few people that knew that.

Cloudy is Sergio. Makes other people look good, can’t score himself. -Cablinasian

by Philthyanimal on Nov 30, 2009 2:02 PM PST up reply actions  

i've never heard that.

i do know about the pinwheel though.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

That stands for 10 players making out

"This isn’t making staples, where you’re just making staples." - KP

by tominhawaii on Nov 30, 2009 2:06 PM PST up reply actions  

oh.

that’s different than what i heard. i heard it stood for 10 people surrounding a single hole.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh

Where is Magnum to make an inappropriate joke?

"This isn’t making staples, where you’re just making staples." - KP

by tominhawaii on Nov 30, 2009 2:12 PM PST up reply actions  

inappropriate?

i was talking about the hoop. gutter mind….

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 2:15 PM PST up reply actions  

The "Hole" is a golf term

"This isn’t making staples, where you’re just making staples." - KP

by tominhawaii on Nov 30, 2009 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

so when if yell out

“I’m taking it to the hole!” that means I’m using the putter better?

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

They drive the lane, they don't take it to the hole

"This isn’t making staples, where you’re just making staples." - KP

by tominhawaii on Nov 30, 2009 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

that's true.

drive the lane is much better terminology. i don’t know what i was thinking.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

That's lame

The Oregon trail is not straight and it is not red and white or red and black.

"This isn’t making staples, where you’re just making staples." - KP

by tominhawaii on Nov 30, 2009 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

thats why our stripes are kinked

well thats not why…but oh well

Cloudy is Sergio. Makes other people look good, can’t score himself. -Cablinasian

by Philthyanimal on Nov 30, 2009 2:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Where is the kink?

"This isn’t making staples, where you’re just making staples." - KP

by tominhawaii on Nov 30, 2009 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

the kink

was referring to the transition from jersey to shorts..but i was stretching.

Cloudy is Sergio. Makes other people look good, can’t score himself. -Cablinasian

by Philthyanimal on Dec 1, 2009 12:33 AM PST up reply actions  

I don't mind the stripe

They just get in the way of cool stuff that could go on the logo and I like numbers centered.

"This isn’t making staples, where you’re just making staples." - KP

by tominhawaii on Nov 30, 2009 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Probably apartheid

"This isn’t making staples, where you’re just making staples." - KP

by tominhawaii on Nov 30, 2009 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought it was about two guys stealing a heavily armored Winnebago.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Nov 30, 2009 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

give him a break

he’s a caveman. He has suffered enough.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Nov 30, 2009 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I bet he listens to his walkman on road trips

by The Arkitect on Nov 30, 2009 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

i bet his cars have

8 tracks.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

custom record players to be exact

I will throw my mouthpiece across the court if I disagree with you.

by SabasforThree on Nov 30, 2009 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

probably not even just a brick.

I bet he sports the suitcase battery too!

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

i'm surprised, a cell phone?

he uses two cups and a LONG string, he has a lot of roaming issues

I will throw my mouthpiece across the court if I disagree with you.

by SabasforThree on Nov 30, 2009 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Next thing ya know, he'll be doing GEICO commercials

I remember the OLive forum people making a lot of caveman jokes, including calling his son Bam-Bam.

by Corvid on Nov 30, 2009 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

WOAH WOAH WOAH… his favorite uni is the L@ker whites… that’s it, Brandon needs to go

O is for Offense
D is for Defense
E is for Energy
N is for Not in my house chump

by The Arkitect on Nov 30, 2009 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Be happy.

At least we weren’t the team that finally lost to the Nets.

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 30, 2009 1:30 PM PST reply actions  

Yet

Ceterum censeo Lakers esse delendam

by Norsktroll on Nov 30, 2009 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

That's a big 0-_ record

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 30, 2009 2:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Celebrities who changed their names

Actress Demetria Gene Guynes and her ex Walter Willison
Actor Krishna Bhanji
Actor Issur Danielovitch Demsky
Actor Kevin Matthew Fowler
Celebrity Tara Leigh Patrick
Actor/director Allan Stewart Konigsberg
Actor Thomas Mapother IV
Actress Jennifer Anastassakis
Actor/singer Eric Bishop
Actress Ilyena Vasilievna Mironov
Actress Caryn Johnson
Actress Olivia Cockburn
Actress Natalie Hershlag
Actor Mark Vincent

And many more

Ceterum censeo Lakers esse delendam

by Norsktroll on Nov 30, 2009 1:37 PM PST reply actions  

Olivia Cockburn > Olivia Wilde

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 30, 2009 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Some fool just bet me that Mike Reily was the winningest coach in the pac 10 in the past 5 years

then he backtracked saying well winningest in conference play….either way he was wrong. I am now recipient of 20 dollars.

Cloudy is Sergio. Makes other people look good, can’t score himself. -Cablinasian

by Philthyanimal on Nov 30, 2009 1:48 PM PST reply actions  

haha.

nice work.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

smh

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 30, 2009 2:01 PM PST up reply actions  

How can anyone be that much of a homer

"This isn’t making staples, where you’re just making staples." - KP

by tominhawaii on Nov 30, 2009 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow

I’ve never known a Duck fan to care for Kent. All the ones I know have wanted him fired every year.

"This isn’t making staples, where you’re just making staples." - KP

by tominhawaii on Nov 30, 2009 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

i've heard that too

Cloudy is Sergio. Makes other people look good, can’t score himself. -Cablinasian

by Philthyanimal on Nov 30, 2009 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

do you laugh at the person when they say that?

I will throw my mouthpiece across the court if I disagree with you.

by SabasforThree on Nov 30, 2009 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

basically my friend and i have reoccuring discussions

about Reily vs Erickson. I’m anti-Reily. I think I’m 3-0 on these types of bets. He always reverts back to “Well Erickson only won with Reily’s players.”

Cloudy is Sergio. Makes other people look good, can’t score himself. -Cablinasian

by Philthyanimal on Nov 30, 2009 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

how can you be anti-Riley?

i cry for nic

by Cablinasian on Nov 30, 2009 2:26 PM PST up reply actions  

yes

please explain Phil? Guy does more with less every year….

RUDY > MJ

by Rudiculous on Nov 30, 2009 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I was anti Riley back when he first came back

his first year back was a heartbreaker for me. I just don’t really care for his coaching style I guess.

One of the OSU home games in Rileys first year. We had comped seats courtesy of some OSU staff. I remember being terribly upset with Riley already (my memory is bad, but I coulda sworn that was the year Serna missed 3 PATs, however this wasnt the LSU game). I called Riley every name in the book. In the 3rd quarter this lady and 2 kids turned around and said, “I’d appreciate it if you stopped talking crap about the coach in front of the coaches family.”

Sure he has turned things around now, but ever since that incident, I dont think I can jump on the Riley bandwagon ever.

Cloudy is Sergio. Makes other people look good, can’t score himself. -Cablinasian

by Philthyanimal on Dec 1, 2009 12:40 AM PST up reply actions  

your right

but these days i just play devils advocate with him bc I can. i asked T/F did ASU under Erickson ever tie for the pac 10 best record? He answered no…and then was proven wrong.

Cloudy is Sergio. Makes other people look good, can’t score himself. -Cablinasian

by Philthyanimal on Dec 1, 2009 12:32 AM PST up reply actions  

It's gotta be from Beaver fans wishing they didn't have Jay John

I seriously don’t know any Duck fans who like Kent.

"This isn’t making staples, where you’re just making staples." - KP

by tominhawaii on Nov 30, 2009 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

they like him every 6th year (or whatever it is)

when he goes to the Elite 8.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't mind him because I don't expect much from the basketball team

I don’t know anyone who would say Kent is better than Lute Olson.

"This isn’t making staples, where you’re just making staples." - KP

by tominhawaii on Nov 30, 2009 2:01 PM PST up reply actions  

neither would i.

at this point, i probably wouldn’t say Kent is better than Craig Robinson.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 2:03 PM PST up reply actions  

He was good in Preditor

He needs to get into the tournament before I think it’s fair to say he’s better than Kent.

"This isn’t making staples, where you’re just making staples." - KP

by tominhawaii on Nov 30, 2009 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

perhaps.

i was very impressed what he did with Oregon State last year. They looked like a completely different team from the year before with most of the same players.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I didn't watch any of their games

"This isn’t making staples, where you’re just making staples." - KP

by tominhawaii on Nov 30, 2009 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

i only saw a few

but i could tell the difference.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

he’s a great recruiter of talent… but he doesn’t know how to coach it once he gets it

by The Arkitect on Nov 30, 2009 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

he is a great recruiter once every 4 years

when he has to completely replenish the roster, other then that he isn’t much of a recruiter

I'm just coolin'
http://bedgewiki.blogspot.com/

by HD on Nov 30, 2009 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

his excuse

“well i know i heard it somewhere, why would i make that up?”

I told him you heard it incorrectly as the correct stat (at the time) was that Mike Riley has the 2nd best record in the PAC 10 next to Pete Caroll over the past few years.

Cloudy is Sergio. Makes other people look good, can’t score himself. -Cablinasian

by Philthyanimal on Nov 30, 2009 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I was going to make a joke and say it was MB

But I couldn’t because of Caroll.

"This isn’t making staples, where you’re just making staples." - KP

by tominhawaii on Nov 30, 2009 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Who's Mike Reily?

/snark

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 30, 2009 2:01 PM PST up reply actions  

The John Canzano of coaches

"This isn’t making staples, where you’re just making staples." - KP

by tominhawaii on Nov 30, 2009 2:02 PM PST up reply actions  

They're both bald

Canzano and Reily can’t be that different.

"This isn’t making staples, where you’re just making staples." - KP

by tominhawaii on Nov 30, 2009 2:11 PM PST up reply actions  

nothing like beer straight from the goats teet

by The Arkitect on Nov 30, 2009 2:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I was going to say

I am glad I am a viking

Speaking of that, Roybot, did you get Lefse for Thanksgiving?

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Nov 30, 2009 2:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Nope.

We went to my brother’s this year so my uncle that makes it wasn’t there. I dunno when he usually makes it either. It’s not very often.

by Roybot on Nov 30, 2009 2:11 PM PST up reply actions  

bummer

I am already down to my last few pieces. I still haven’t tried butter with cinnamon and sugar though.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Nov 30, 2009 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

you people and your lefse talk

are making me jealous. some of us haven’t ever had any at all.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 2:30 PM PST up reply actions  

you are not in the clique. DEAL WITH IT!

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Nov 30, 2009 2:34 PM PST up reply actions  

i'm trying.....

every day……
.
.
i cry myself to sleep…..

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Boil four or five russet potatoes. Skin them and mash completely, no lumps at all. Add in a stick of butter. Mash more and more, until you can’t mash no more. A potato ricer or cheese grater works best. Refrigerate over night. Next day add a cup of flour or so. Mix and mix. Roll out to a big log about 1 and a half inches thick. Cut into even size slices (about one and a half inches, duh). Toss flour onto a non-stick surface, like a textured cutting board or stiff canvas or something. Roll with a well floured pin as thin as possible. Put on a really hot skillet. Flip a few times so it doesn’t scortch, but it gets pretty browned. You’ll need a thin sharp spatula. When it bubbles up a little, remove, set aside, and flour a little bit, so it doesn’t stick to the next one you put on top. Enjoy with you favorite topping, then go pillaging like a good viking.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Nov 30, 2009 2:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Are we still talking about the Blazers logo?

"This isn’t making staples, where you’re just making staples." - KP

by tominhawaii on Nov 30, 2009 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

yes, mash with a pin wheel.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Nov 30, 2009 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

WOW! Thanks, Ash!!

i always knew i had at least one friend around here.

i’ll give this a shot sometime.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Roybot says:

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 3:33 PM PST up reply actions  

her words say no, but that avatar screams yes

I should have probably scrolled up to see what this conversation was about, but I am just going to post this regardless

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 30, 2009 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  

heehee

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 3:36 PM PST up reply actions  

It is not easy, the trick is to get really thin, like tortilla thin. Since you don’t have the right tools, make smaller 4 or 5 inches ones. traditionally, they are about 8 inches across.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Nov 30, 2009 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

i'll have to find a really really thing spatula.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 3:33 PM PST up reply actions  

er...thin...

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

yes, ff you have a lefse skillet. Otherwise use a spatula in a regular skillet.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Nov 30, 2009 3:36 PM PST up reply actions  

thanks.

they even have special grills? this could get expensive.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 3:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t worry about it. Just a cheap spatula and skillet.

If you feel like you have to buy something, then the grooved rolling pin would be the thing.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Nov 30, 2009 3:39 PM PST up reply actions  

grooved rolling pin. got it.

and mash them with a cheese grater? how does that work?

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

grate what?
Mash more and more, until you can’t mash no more. A potato ricer or cheese grater works best. Refrigerate over night. Next day add a cup of flour or so.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

If you don’t have a potato ricer, then you can grate the potato with a cheese grater.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Nov 30, 2009 3:45 PM PST up reply actions  

grate it before i mash it then?

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 3:45 PM PST up reply actions  

correct. mashing potatoes messes up the starch. by using a grater or ricer you preserve the starch in the potato—allows it to hold form much better.

by EvilKaramazov on Nov 30, 2009 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

ahhh... i see!

so i probably don’t want to boil these for too long. that could make them hard to grate. that’ll take a while to get no lumps.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 3:48 PM PST up reply actions  

over cooking potatoes is pretty common. I was learned the only thing you ever boil is water, ie, never get your potatoes up to a boil. Once the water with the potatoes in it, starts to get some action (bubbles) turn that sucker down. Everything that you “boil” I do at a “smile” it’s between a simmer and a boil….

by EvilKaramazov on Nov 30, 2009 3:51 PM PST up reply actions  

when i make mashed potatoes

i let them boil until i can easily pull a fork out of the potato clean. but for this stuff, i’ll try your method.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 3:59 PM PST up reply actions  

abandon this cause, take up something really weird like fruit cakes. Then you could challenge corvid to some kind of iron chef thunderdome thing.

by EvilKaramazov on Nov 30, 2009 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

A cheap metal one from Winco works just fine on cast iron.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Nov 30, 2009 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  

i think my grandpa has something like that.

different shape though.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 3:37 PM PST up reply actions  

i don't anticipate being successfull in early attempts.

but i don’t give up! the best is yet to come!

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

*why

I will throw my mouthpiece across the court if I disagree with you.

by SabasforThree on Nov 30, 2009 2:02 PM PST up reply actions  

i love beer.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

It loves you back.

I will throw my mouthpiece across the court if I disagree with you.

by SabasforThree on Nov 30, 2009 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah it does.

it’s a healthy relationship.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

18 PER?

Cloudy is Sergio. Makes other people look good, can’t score himself. -Cablinasian

by Philthyanimal on Nov 30, 2009 2:03 PM PST up reply actions  

22.9 now.

'Cuse 88-Cornell 73. My Big Red failed to beat the spread by 2 points. Hence the new avatar.

by jksnake99 on Nov 30, 2009 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Fire KP!

I will throw my mouthpiece across the court if I disagree with you.

by SabasforThree on Nov 30, 2009 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

didn’t Bayless actually do one in the last game?

Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."

by Blazer1342 on Nov 30, 2009 5:49 PM PST up reply actions  

He has gotten better all around

I do see the improvement. One is better than none…

RUDY > MJ

by Rudiculous on Nov 30, 2009 5:54 PM PST up reply actions  

D Fisher lived on the outside with Kobe kicking out to him.

Yes, roll reversal of sorts. But I can’t remember the last time I ever saw Fisher drive to the hoop.
Point being: if Bayless can develop and outside shot I don’t think he has to be the best assist man ever, he just has to be good at it. If Fisher can make a living without being able to drive to the hole, Bayless is way ahead of him already.

Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."

by Blazer1342 on Nov 30, 2009 6:07 PM PST up reply actions  

When he becomes the next Steve Nash I’m gonna cry.

Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."

by Blazer1342 on Nov 30, 2009 5:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Open letter from Michael Moore
Do you really want to be the new “war president”? If you go to West Point tomorrow night (Tuesday, 8pm) and announce that you are increasing, rather than withdrawing, the troops in Afghanistan, you are the new war president. Pure and simple. And with that you will do the worst possible thing you could do — destroy the hopes and dreams so many millions have placed in you. With just one speech tomorrow night you will turn a multitude of young people who were the backbone of your campaign into disillusioned cynics. You will teach them what they’ve always heard is true — that all politicians are alike. I simply can’t believe you’re about to do what they say you are going to do. Please say it isn’t so.

Linx

by EvilKaramazov on Nov 30, 2009 2:04 PM PST reply actions  

That guy is a douche

I’ve not liked him since he went off on the receptionist at KMart headquarters in Bowling for Columbine.

"This isn’t making staples, where you’re just making staples." - KP

by tominhawaii on Nov 30, 2009 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I think the above letter is on point. The grumbling over the war in Afghanistan is picking up. Tomorrow night could slam the door on a lot of disillusioned voters that voted last time around.

by EvilKaramazov on Nov 30, 2009 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm all for getting out of Iraq

I don’t think we should leave Afghanistan until the job is finished and OBL is dead.

"This isn’t making staples, where you’re just making staples." - KP

by tominhawaii on Nov 30, 2009 2:14 PM PST up reply actions  

The job there will never be finished. Warlords and corrupt politicians are ruling the country, and that will continue to be that way. The US isn’t even trying to stop the drug production. And can do nothing about the neighboring countries. Maybe they get Osama, maybe they don’t. But that doesn’t change that country. And once the US leaves, the Taliban will probably come back too.

Ceterum censeo Lakers esse delendam

by Norsktroll on Nov 30, 2009 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

51st state and legalize heroin

"This isn’t making staples, where you’re just making staples." - KP

by tominhawaii on Nov 30, 2009 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Why would the US try to stop the drug production? It's very lucrative.

Rumor has it that the CIA is a partner in that operation.

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Nov 30, 2009 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

We are in agreement.

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Nov 30, 2009 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

You're right on the money there.

Dear Paul Allen:

Fire Nate McMillan & hire Jeff Van Gundy.

Sincerely,
AK1984

by AK1984 on Nov 30, 2009 4:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I heart Michael Moore.

But I love you :-(
by Mortimer on Nov 19, 2009 7:04 PM PST

by TheTinfoil on Nov 30, 2009 6:47 PM PST up reply actions  

One of my all time favorite signs I while at an ESPN gameday in Eugene a while back:

“Our coach’s ex wife can beat up your coach’s ex wife”

I will throw my mouthpiece across the court if I disagree with you.

by SabasforThree on Nov 30, 2009 2:05 PM PST reply actions  

http://www.freewebs.com/nbauniformhistory/

"This isn’t making staples, where you’re just making staples." - KP

by tominhawaii on Nov 30, 2009 2:16 PM PST reply actions  

Did BRoy make that website?

by The Arkitect on Nov 30, 2009 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

It's amazing.

The design is out of this world.

by Roybot on Nov 30, 2009 2:30 PM PST up reply actions  

i think prez did

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Nov 30, 2009 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Here's the start to my new fanpost

Look, like all of you, I don’t just hate Nate’s coaching, I hate Nate. I think if I saw him in the street, I’d _________.

"This isn’t making staples, where you’re just making staples." - KP

by tominhawaii on Nov 30, 2009 2:28 PM PST reply actions  

There are fanposts?

I have to admit, I’ve really pared down my reading lately…

by Timmay! on Nov 30, 2009 2:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Nate is still Mr. Sonic

he is slowly killin’ the Blazers in a long drawn out torturous evil way.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Nov 30, 2009 2:31 PM PST up reply actions  

once the Blazeers move to Seattle and become the Sonics, Nate and AK can reveal their devilish master plan

by The Arkitect on Nov 30, 2009 2:32 PM PST up reply actions  

A few more years of tanking, some bad draft picks and fake injuries, they can pretend the Rose Garden is broken, maybe drop a catwalk or two (just don’t injure anyone), and then ask for a new arena, cuz Mr. Allen is broke. The city won’t budge, and then bam move to Seattle (Brandon, Martell, and Nate’s homecoming). The next year, bring everyone off of injury, then Seattle wins the championship.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Nov 30, 2009 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I wouldn't really write that post

But if I did, I bet someone would get banned after agreeing with me.

"This isn’t making staples, where you’re just making staples." - KP

by tominhawaii on Nov 30, 2009 2:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe it's just me

Aside from massive foul problems, I can’t see any reason to be unhappy or “meh” about Oden this season.

I think the peoples still saying “big deal” are pre-disposed to just not be happy with his play. It’s odd to me.

Maybe it’s just me.

by Mortimer on Nov 30, 2009 2:39 PM PST reply actions  

You and TwoDeep remind me of back in the day when Bow hated me

"This isn’t making staples, where you’re just making staples." - KP

by tominhawaii on Nov 30, 2009 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

don’t make an excuse for yourself.

i cry for nic

by Cablinasian on Nov 30, 2009 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

To get used to playing 30+ minutes

One has to play 30+ minutes regularly.

I know, it’s groundbreaking, but it might be true.

by Mortimer on Nov 30, 2009 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

The million dollar question is how does he do it. He’s efficient enough to put up big numbers, but unless he plays he doesn’t put up big numbers. It’s kind of a hen and egg problem. I won’t be satisfied until he does more than have an impact in limited minutes, because otherwise worse players are better players than him if that makes any sense.

Ceterum censeo Lakers esse delendam

by Norsktroll on Nov 30, 2009 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I get what you mean

And, I agree. Bottom line, he needs to keep himself on the floor.

There will always be speedy PGs who can get in the lane and people trying to get him in foul trouble. That is because he is very effective out there; the enemy team wants him on the bench.

It is on Oden to learn to stay out of foul trouble, and then once he does, he’ll get used to bigger minutes.

by Mortimer on Nov 30, 2009 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

One solution: stop going for the ball, and start going for the hard foul. That’ll make them think twice.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Nov 30, 2009 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe, they’ve declared him to be a bust, so they don’t want to look like weenies for changing their minds.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Nov 30, 2009 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I think the peoples still saying "big deal" are pre-disposed to just not be happy with his play

I can attach a few specific names to this comment. And you’re correct.

by Timmay! on Nov 30, 2009 2:41 PM PST up reply actions  

does one rhyme with bimbo?

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 30, 2009 2:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Not enough facial hair. I want conan the destroyer to burn in my brain every time I see him…

by EvilKaramazov on Nov 30, 2009 2:41 PM PST up reply actions  

his post up game is just horrid. Ugh.

i cry for nic

by Cablinasian on Nov 30, 2009 2:42 PM PST up reply actions  

it's not just you.

I’d say Oden is the biggest brightest spot this season, even with the limited minutes/foul trouble.

i agree with pretty much everything you’ve been saying about Oden recently, Mort.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm back! Who wants to e-fight with me today?

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Nov 30, 2009 2:50 PM PST reply actions  

the last two games were Travis' fault.

'Cuse 88-Cornell 73. My Big Red failed to beat the spread by 2 points. Hence the new avatar.

by jksnake99 on Nov 30, 2009 2:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Toby Gerhart is the Great White Bust.

i cry for nic

by Cablinasian on Nov 30, 2009 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

If I knew who that is I'd be incensed.

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Nov 30, 2009 2:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I have absolutely no idea whatsoever if he will be good in the pros.

I do not know my NFL well at all.

'Cuse 88-Cornell 73. My Big Red failed to beat the spread by 2 points. Hence the new avatar.

by jksnake99 on Nov 30, 2009 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I say that Gerhart will kick ass in the NFL

which is probably the kiss of death for the poor guy right there. – Elgin

Travis Outlaw, the Funnel Cake of the Blazers

by 22baylor on Nov 30, 2009 4:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I think that if he ends up in a good situation that he has a 1000 yard season or three in him

if he ends up on some crappy franchise then he might be out of the league in 3 seasons.

by tingeyga on Nov 30, 2009 4:53 PM PST up reply actions  

well i think

he becomes the new fred jackson to someones MJD, or a more physical lendale white to chris johnson. basically a #2 back for short yardage

I'm just coolin'
http://bedgewiki.blogspot.com/

by HD on Nov 30, 2009 4:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Mike Alstott or John Riggins

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 30, 2009 4:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Just don't call him inappropriate names and we're good.

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Nov 30, 2009 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Travis IS A JUMP SHOOTER. OH YEAH.

I am so good at this.

i cry for nic

by Cablinasian on Nov 30, 2009 2:52 PM PST up reply actions  

EGG FIGHT!

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Nov 30, 2009 2:52 PM PST up reply actions  

the blazers are republicans

by EvilKaramazov on Nov 30, 2009 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Good parents give their daughters new boobs for their 18th birthday.

"This isn’t making staples, where you’re just making staples." - KP

by tominhawaii on Nov 30, 2009 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Why so late?

AK1984.
Mortimer.
Norsktroll.

by L-TrainFTW! on Nov 30, 2009 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

not me.

i learned my lesson from watching other people fight you.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought I more than held my own yesterday, but I'm biased.

Dear Paul Allen:

Fire Nate McMillan & hire Jeff Van Gundy.

Sincerely,
AK1984

by AK1984 on Nov 30, 2009 4:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I disagree that you held your own. You just never wear down. :p

I agree that you’re biased. You’re biased and benighted where speaking respectfully to women is concerned. :p

Since that conversation was gutted there’s no context to it anymore so you’re safe in your delusions of triumph. :P

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Nov 30, 2009 5:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Did anyone catch the Quick interview on Wheels@Work?

He says Greg, LaMarcus and Brandon are meeting with Nate right now to try to come up with a solution to their problems.

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Nov 30, 2009 2:57 PM PST reply actions  

WHY ISN'T MILLER THERE TOO?

"This isn’t making staples, where you’re just making staples." - KP

by tominhawaii on Nov 30, 2009 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

how did grumpy greg get in that meeting?

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 30, 2009 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Quick now says Andre isn't the problem. It's the big 3 learning to share the glory.

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Nov 30, 2009 3:02 PM PST up reply actions  

hole

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 30, 2009 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Naughty.

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Nov 30, 2009 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

it just really took the sentence in a hole new direction

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 30, 2009 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

that’s better than a semi new direction

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Nov 30, 2009 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe not. We're not privy to their private lives.

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Nov 30, 2009 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

maybe BRP is right about the sexual identity of this team

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 30, 2009 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

and by big 3 i bet that means

Brandon and LA. I’m not being sarcastic.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

no ish...

B-Roy is a DIVA… Thats the problem.

+ 5 % FG percentage to the person Trout is guarding

by Ball Dont Lie. on Nov 30, 2009 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

He also said all the players seem to be pretty much aligned in that Nate needs

to establish roles for them.

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Nov 30, 2009 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Exactly.

Perhaps a series of games before the actual season starts where you can determine the rotations, skill levels and offensive sets before you start playing games that matter.

It is simple: Start Miller, give Oden 20 touches in 30 minutes per game, and do NOT extend Nate's contract. Problem solved.

by RenoBlazerFan on Nov 30, 2009 6:54 PM PST up reply actions  

this might catch on…. maybe we should call it the “preseason.” Catchy, huh?

i cry for nic

by Cablinasian on Nov 30, 2009 7:14 PM PST up reply actions  

No.

Before Season sounds better.

“Preseason” just sounds like something main players would coast through and nothing in terms of rotation or starting lineups gets figured out or established.

by Mortimer on Nov 30, 2009 7:20 PM PST up reply actions  

ooh, good call. In Before Season can we work on new plays that we don’t recognize from last year? Experiment with lineups to find rotations that work?

Wow, this could be great.

i cry for nic

by Cablinasian on Nov 30, 2009 7:21 PM PST up reply actions  

This thread made me lol

The Blazerverse and The Wire: A comparison
Brandon Roy = Stringer Bell (smooth technician dedicated to his craft)
Nate McMillan = Cedric Daniels (well intentioned leader, but he can be too rigid for his own good at times)
Martell Webster = Wee Bey Brice (straight up solider who follows orders; every organization needs these guys to be successful)
Jerryd Bayless = Marlo Stanfield (he's new to the game, but he's watching and waitng; he will take over and there will be casualties)
Rudy Fernandez = Jimmy McNulty (he gets results, but the leadership wishes he was less of a wild man; the ladies love him)
Greg Oden = Michael Lee (he started off a quiet kid, but he's beginning to tap in to his huge potential to change the game)
Andre Miller = Lester Freamon (do not let the laconic demeanor fool you, the veteran knows what's up)
John Canzano = Scott Templeton (scummy muckraker who stays up at night polishing his award)

by blazeraddict on Nov 30, 2009 7:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Quick says Brandon feels he shouldn't be the only one making sacrifices

and that he, Quick, is surprised to find that Brandon actually does have a little bit of an ego. Duh.

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Nov 30, 2009 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Oooh

perfect time for Norsk’s Captain Obvious picture.

by Roybot on Nov 30, 2009 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

lol no way.

i cry for nic

by Cablinasian on Nov 30, 2009 3:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, i mean rutger hauer wouldn’t do this!

by EvilKaramazov on Nov 30, 2009 3:51 PM PST up reply actions  

To be fair

Rutger Hauer wouldn’t do a LOT of things…

by Mortimer on Nov 30, 2009 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve been saying it for months, we need rutger hauer in the rose garden.

by EvilKaramazov on Nov 30, 2009 4:17 PM PST up reply actions  

he's seen things we people wouldn't believe

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 4:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah! How dare he!

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Nov 30, 2009 4:33 PM PST up reply actions  

you hear that?

thats the sound of the bus starting to roll over nate

+ 5 % FG percentage to the person Trout is guarding

by Ball Dont Lie. on Nov 30, 2009 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Even if you take Nate McMillan out of the equation, Brandon Roy must buck up and defer some ...

to Greg Oden for the betterment of the team.

Dear Paul Allen:

Fire Nate McMillan & hire Jeff Van Gundy.

Sincerely,
AK1984

by AK1984 on Nov 30, 2009 4:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Yep.

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Nov 30, 2009 5:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Leandro Barbosa sprains his ankle

Mike Conley sprains his shoulder

Half of my team is now hurt.

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 30, 2009 3:07 PM PST reply actions  

welcome to my world

in the first couple weeks of the season

"They can't comprehend. They can't even come close to understanding him. I guess if I was boring they would love me more. Guess if I was simple in the mind everything would be fine. Maybe if I was jerk to girls, instead of being nice and speakin kind words. Then maybe it would be ok to say then I wasn't a good guy to begin with."

by Starvin' Marvin on Nov 30, 2009 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

but my team is actually good when everyone's healthy

muahhahaha

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 30, 2009 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I want to make a fairly painless civil war bet...

so I’ll throw this out there to any OSU people who want to take it…

Ducks win, you post Go Ducks! and the final score in your sig till the Rose bowl is completed

Beavers win, I’ll post Go Beavs! and the score till the Rose bowl is completed
.
.
any takers

by The Arkitect on Nov 30, 2009 3:14 PM PST reply actions  

whoever wins the civil war

better destroy ohio state in the rose bowl

"They can't comprehend. They can't even come close to understanding him. I guess if I was boring they would love me more. Guess if I was simple in the mind everything would be fine. Maybe if I was jerk to girls, instead of being nice and speakin kind words. Then maybe it would be ok to say then I wasn't a good guy to begin with."

by Starvin' Marvin on Nov 30, 2009 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

ya suck on that brp

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Nov 30, 2009 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

just add it to what you have… but yes, If you remove Rudy>MJ, you doom Rudy and it will result in your demise

by The Arkitect on Nov 30, 2009 3:37 PM PST up reply actions  

this would be acceptable, assuming that Rudy continues to play well

by The Arkitect on Nov 30, 2009 3:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I'll take that bet then

You make it a sig, I put it in my profile. That helps make up for the fact that the ducks are favorites as well. Dealio?

RUDY > MJ

by Rudiculous on Nov 30, 2009 3:42 PM PST up reply actions  

deal, but I will be linking to your profile every chance I get… hey everyone check out this losers profile

by The Arkitect on Nov 30, 2009 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll come up with something and put it in my sig… something like “I won a bet and now Rudi has to live with this shame”

by The Arkitect on Nov 30, 2009 3:51 PM PST up reply actions  

good lord

I like how they go for the eye sockets first

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 30, 2009 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

it looks like something from the life aquatic

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 30, 2009 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

with steve zissou

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 30, 2009 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

The first comment is racist
When young inter-city high school kids graduate, the first thing their counselor needs to do is enroll them in a basic finance class in whichever college they’ll attend,then in their senior yr. if they show prospect to go high in the NBA draft make it manditory that they attend a rich dad poor dad or Susie Orman financial seminar. How can a player who made tens of millions in his career have that happen to him?

Like country folk know something special about finances or something. I know plenty of “outer city” people that don’t know how to manage their money.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Nov 30, 2009 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

You feel left out, cuz all yer friends are going high in the Pro Logger draft?

by EvilKaramazov on Nov 30, 2009 3:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think the logger draft accepts high school dropouts.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Nov 30, 2009 3:42 PM PST up reply actions  

fixed that for you

I don’t think the logger draft accepts high school dropouts graduates.

by The Arkitect on Nov 30, 2009 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I learned this week that the invention of the elevator made the upper levels in tall buildings (esp. skyscrapers) valuable

Before that the concept was reversed, and the levels close to the street were the more valuable. Over time people started to like less noise, more light, better view, … In turn making buildings taller and taller. No elevator, no tall buildings.

Ceterum censeo Lakers esse delendam

by Norsktroll on Nov 30, 2009 3:36 PM PST reply actions  

Yeah, now that I spelled it out for you it’s obvious! But without me and Mr. Otis, where would you be now? Dwelling close to ground level, that’s where!

Ceterum censeo Lakers esse delendam

by Norsktroll on Nov 30, 2009 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

You made Americans fat and lazy. Thanks!

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Nov 30, 2009 3:42 PM PST up reply actions  

what about basements?

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Very popular back in the day.

You don’t like someone… boom trap door and you wake up on a ship to who knows where?

Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."

by Blazer1342 on Nov 30, 2009 4:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Shanghai 'em!

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 30, 2009 4:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Where might one buy large cardboard boxes, or cardboard sheets?

by EvilKaramazov on Nov 30, 2009 3:52 PM PST reply actions  

appliance stores

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Nov 30, 2009 4:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I need to build my own box for a large painting, you think something like a large appliance box might work well?

by EvilKaramazov on Nov 30, 2009 4:02 PM PST up reply actions  

UPS store.

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Nov 30, 2009 4:34 PM PST up reply actions  

U-Haul is great place to get boxes as well

Most of them have wardrobe boxes which are like 4 ft tall….

RUDY > MJ

by Rudiculous on Nov 30, 2009 6:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Umph!! that's actually who I meant. They have boxes in scads

of sizes and shapes.

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Nov 30, 2009 6:31 PM PST up reply actions  

what if i thought I heard it, but it turned out to just be the normal ringing in my ears?

by The Arkitect on Nov 30, 2009 4:10 PM PST up reply actions  

i didn't pass.

which in this case, apparently, means i’m not old.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 4:11 PM PST up reply actions  

 i think hearing it means you didn’t pass the old test cause it means your not old.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

because Rudi said it was

“how to tell if you’re old”

it’s all Rudi’s fault!

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Clearly you clicked the link

so you should have been able to read what the title said.

by Roybot on Nov 30, 2009 4:21 PM PST up reply actions  

my eye sight isn't that good.

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.
.
i’m old.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 4:22 PM PST up reply actions  

bogus

I'm just coolin'
http://bedgewiki.blogspot.com/

by HD on Nov 30, 2009 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

you're supposed to be able to hear it.

i don’t know if me being able to hear it was good or not.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

i can hear it!

nice to know i’m not deaf yet. youthful forever!

by portlandgiirl91 on Nov 30, 2009 6:04 PM PST up reply actions  

all a state of mind!

you’ll be young when you’re 91 i bet.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 6:05 PM PST up reply actions  

so how old do you want to be when you die?

by The Arkitect on Nov 30, 2009 6:07 PM PST up reply actions  

gah!!

that’s how old i am right now!

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 6:08 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL

all the good die at 27! duhhh

by portlandgiirl91 on Nov 30, 2009 6:09 PM PST up reply actions  

uh oh.

that means i only got about 8 months. i better make em count!

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 6:11 PM PST up reply actions  

lol wut

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 30, 2009 6:10 PM PST up reply actions  

you never know when how old you're gonna get.

but 91 is too old for me too.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 6:08 PM PST up reply actions  

very true.

as long as i live a long healthy life n i don’t need anyone to wipe my butt for me i’m all good!

by portlandgiirl91 on Nov 30, 2009 6:12 PM PST up reply actions  

i'm looking forward to someone wiping my butt for me.

i’m gonna try my best to fart when they do too. and i bet since i’ll be old, i won’t have to try very hard either.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 6:13 PM PST up reply actions  

By then it'll be well out of your control.

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Nov 30, 2009 6:14 PM PST up reply actions  

and then vengeance will be mine!!

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 6:14 PM PST up reply actions  

if you're an infant.

and not the one getting peed on. and not the one peeing.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 6:15 PM PST up reply actions  

it's times like this when i become more confused

about how and why you use that word. i’m gonna stop trying to figure it out.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 6:19 PM PST up reply actions  

meow is part of who i am!

i’ve been doin it since i was in middle school!
i almost got that ish tattooed on me.
but anywho i used it there because what you last said was confusing. so i just meowed

by portlandgiirl91 on Nov 30, 2009 6:22 PM PST up reply actions  

oh. now i understand.

it means whatever you want it to mean. cool. i thought you said hehonkers when you were confused. maybe you should get “hehonkers” tattooed across your back in big gothic letters.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 6:24 PM PST up reply actions  

SICK.

yeah meow is just always there.
yeah i do say hehonkers when i’m confused. but i wasn’t asking for an explanation ya digg?

by portlandgiirl91 on Nov 30, 2009 6:27 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah, i can dig it.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 6:28 PM PST up reply actions  

basically he mocked you

oh wait you didn’t want an explanation…

my bad

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 30, 2009 6:30 PM PST up reply actions  

woah there, buddy.

i wasn’t mocking. me and portlandgiirl are buds.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 6:32 PM PST up reply actions  

mmmmhmm

sure

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 30, 2009 6:37 PM PST up reply actions  

whatever dude.

you just say this cause you still hate me for about 23 more minutes.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 6:38 PM PST up reply actions  

That wasn’t you on the freeway overpass the other day, was it?

Just a little tip. In the summertime convertibles have their tops down – much easier to hit somebody.

Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."

by Blazer1342 on Nov 30, 2009 6:19 PM PST up reply actions  

No, just really good eyesight.

I see you girl.

Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."

by Blazer1342 on Nov 30, 2009 6:25 PM PST up reply actions  

No, really. I have excellent eyes.

I can see air.

Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."

by Blazer1342 on Nov 30, 2009 6:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Voted nicest eyes 6 years in a row. 7th grade thru Senior.

Somebody must like ‘em.
Meow

Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."

by Blazer1342 on Nov 30, 2009 6:52 PM PST up reply actions  

grrrrrrrrrrr

Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."

by Blazer1342 on Nov 30, 2009 9:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Do you live in LA?

Because I can see the air there, too.

It is simple: Start Miller, give Oden 20 touches in 30 minutes per game, and do NOT extend Nate's contract. Problem solved.

by RenoBlazerFan on Nov 30, 2009 6:55 PM PST up reply actions  

haha

No, I had a friend whose little brother used to run around saying, "I can see the air." Used to crack us up. I’m from Vancouver WA

Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."

by Blazer1342 on Nov 30, 2009 6:57 PM PST up reply actions  

And just think, I thought I was going to hate it here.

But I loooooove it.

Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."

by Blazer1342 on Nov 30, 2009 9:07 PM PST up reply actions  

it’s absolutely fabulous!
where’d you come from before?

by portlandgiirl91 on Nov 30, 2009 9:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Seattle. Loved it up there too. So much so I didn’t want to move.

But I like it here even more.

Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."

by Blazer1342 on Nov 30, 2009 9:27 PM PST up reply actions  

ohh okay nice!

as long as i lived in WA i visited seattle twice otherwise i drove thru it like millions times but i really wanna spend like a weekend there! it seems so beautiful up there!

by portlandgiirl91 on Nov 30, 2009 9:30 PM PST up reply actions  

took me 20 minutes to get back here. Z’ing thru the drawer.

It’s nice up there. I could move back real easy, but don’t have any plans to.
I’m thinking about bringing my guitar next time up there and stand on a street corner.

“If I could touch your body. I know not everybody. Has got a body like you. But I’ve got to think twice. Before I give my heart away …

Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."

by Blazer1342 on Nov 30, 2009 10:00 PM PST up reply actions  

lol you’d fit into any city. except i have yet see anyone do that in vegas.
so you play the guitar!
very sexy mate

by portlandgiirl91 on Nov 30, 2009 10:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Just rhythm guitar, but I got good rhythm and sing too.

On a 4th of July in Eugene I played for a hillside crowd while we waited for the show to start. Got a nice ovation – my only claim to fame.

Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."

by Blazer1342 on Nov 30, 2009 10:12 PM PST up reply actions  

be careful when you say that,

my guitar has magical powers.

Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."

by Blazer1342 on Nov 30, 2009 10:22 PM PST up reply actions  

it's twue, it's twue

Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."

by Blazer1342 on Nov 30, 2009 10:29 PM PST up reply actions  

k i’ll keep that in mind =D

by portlandgiirl91 on Nov 30, 2009 10:32 PM PST up reply actions  

You’re too kind.

I was in Vegas a few months ago.
Next time I’ll find a corner and strum a little…keep an eye out for me.

Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."

by Blazer1342 on Nov 30, 2009 10:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Is it for real? done deal.

Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."

by Blazer1342 on Nov 30, 2009 10:49 PM PST up reply actions  

heck yah!

I am not sure who is in the 2011 crew anymore though.

by galacticlove on Nov 30, 2009 10:53 PM PST up reply actions  

it's all about 2012

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 30, 2009 10:54 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

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"They can't comprehend. They can't even come close to understanding him. I guess if I was boring they would love me more. Guess if I was simple in the mind everything would be fine. Maybe if I was jerk to girls, instead of being nice and speakin kind words. Then maybe it would be ok to say then I wasn't a good guy to begin with."

by Starvin' Marvin on Nov 30, 2009 11:09 PM PST up reply actions  

wow my computer is imploding. I’ve been trying to reply
is there a date also?

Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."

by Blazer1342 on Nov 30, 2009 11:01 PM PST up reply actions  

meow - an I’ll keep it in mind.

Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."

by Blazer1342 on Nov 30, 2009 10:59 PM PST up reply actions  

wow.

i can’t believe this is the first time i’ve seen that. that’s hilarious.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Hahahaha!

The Blazerverse and The Wire: A comparison
Brandon Roy = Stringer Bell (smooth technician dedicated to his craft)
Nate McMillan = Cedric Daniels (well intentioned leader, but he can be too rigid for his own good at times)
Martell Webster = Wee Bey Brice (straight up solider who follows orders; every organization needs these guys to be successful)
Jerryd Bayless = Marlo Stanfield (he's new to the game, but he's watching and waitng; he will take over and there will be casualties)
Rudy Fernandez = Jimmy McNulty (he gets results, but the leadership wishes he was less of a wild man; the ladies love him)
Greg Oden = Michael Lee (he started off a quiet kid, but he's beginning to tap in to his huge potential to change the game)
Andre Miller = Lester Freamon (do not let the laconic demeanor fool you, the veteran knows what's up)
John Canzano = Scott Templeton (scummy muckraker who stays up at night polishing his award)

by blazeraddict on Nov 30, 2009 6:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Kinda feel sorry for ND.

One of the few games I saw, and they played Stanford tough. I thought they looked good in this game.

Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."

by Blazer1342 on Nov 30, 2009 4:33 PM PST reply actions  

Kiki Vandeweghe will be the new head coach in Jersey, with Del Harris as his lead assistant

But he’ll only start Friday, when current assistant Tom Barise has locked up the record as worst team to start a season.

Ceterum censeo Lakers esse delendam

by Norsktroll on Nov 30, 2009 4:36 PM PST reply actions  

Best.idea.ever

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 30, 2009 4:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Kiki Vandeweghe and Del Harris are the new Jeff Bower and Tim Floyd.

Dear Paul Allen:

Fire Nate McMillan & hire Jeff Van Gundy.

Sincerely,
AK1984

by AK1984 on Nov 30, 2009 4:44 PM PST up reply actions  

them fightin word!!

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 30, 2009 4:53 PM PST up reply actions  

you’re a big stupid-head… react

by The Arkitect on Nov 30, 2009 4:55 PM PST up reply actions  

WAIT.

Let me get the popcorn ready.

by Roybot on Nov 30, 2009 4:56 PM PST up reply actions  

easy

first your face is a big stupid-head.
second your mom is a big stupid-head.
third your moms face is so fat, it is a big stupid-head.

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 30, 2009 4:59 PM PST up reply actions  

and you smell like a school zone

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 30, 2009 5:05 PM PST up reply actions  

i never did like that song.

but the sentiment is nice.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 4:57 PM PST up reply actions  

you’ll never find me… hahaha I blend in with the creatives in portland… you’ll think it’s me and end up killing evilK

by The Arkitect on Nov 30, 2009 5:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Or the guy who created the Most Valuable Puppets campaign. It was funny, but I fear W+K aren’t the biggest Blazer fans.

Ceterum censeo Lakers esse delendam

by Norsktroll on Nov 30, 2009 5:10 PM PST up reply actions  

i hate it when

this happens to me.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 5:01 PM PST reply actions  

I found a girl that is cute, loves cats, loves video games, loves writing and books, loooooves basketball, and is a fan of…the Hornets. Dammit! So close to becoming bestest friends.

Ceterum censeo Lakers esse delendam

by Norsktroll on Nov 30, 2009 5:05 PM PST reply actions  

come on, dude.

you can work with that! she’ll learn to love the Blazers.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 5:06 PM PST up reply actions  

especially once they trade for CP3

by The Arkitect on Nov 30, 2009 5:07 PM PST up reply actions  

If Al Thornton is also in the package, that would probably work. Although they might just convert to rooting for Roy who would go back in the deal :)

Ceterum censeo Lakers esse delendam

by Norsktroll on Nov 30, 2009 5:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I mean Marcus

Ceterum censeo Lakers esse delendam

by Norsktroll on Nov 30, 2009 5:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I was wondering why it became a 3 team deal… tell her we could get CP3 for spare parts and cap space… if that doesn’t convince her to join the red and black side then nothing will

by The Arkitect on Nov 30, 2009 5:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Hornet fans are very cool people.

i cry for nic

by Cablinasian on Nov 30, 2009 5:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah. Virtual friends would be a start.

Ceterum censeo Lakers esse delendam

by Norsktroll on Nov 30, 2009 5:08 PM PST up reply actions  

OH SNAP!

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 30, 2009 5:14 PM PST up reply actions  

No, I like the cute type. Though if cute and tall can be combined that isn’t something to sneeze at either.

Raptors also seem to have some cute fans. Maybe I need to do it like Hedo.

Ceterum censeo Lakers esse delendam

by Norsktroll on Nov 30, 2009 5:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe I need to do it like Hedo.

Pull out at the last second?

by Timmay! on Nov 30, 2009 5:42 PM PST up reply actions  

this method results in unwanted pregnancies

by The Arkitect on Nov 30, 2009 5:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Dissatisfaction all around.

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Nov 30, 2009 6:54 PM PST up reply actions  

ya aint doin it right then

"The match in Los Angeles is a good opportunity to begin to demonstrate that we want to make war." Rudy Fernández (translated)

by G_dubs on Nov 30, 2009 8:50 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s not like the Heat or Spurs, but it’s not a perfect match.

Ceterum censeo Lakers esse delendam

by Norsktroll on Nov 30, 2009 5:08 PM PST up reply actions  

no such thing, man.

no such thing. strike while the iron is hot.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 5:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I love the Blazers

But her being a Blazer fan isn’t even really on the list, if everything else works out.

I’d like to keep Blazers Edge to myself anyways! If the lady was a Blazer fan she’ll be more likely to read my naughty stuff here.

Maybe it’s because you exist in thousands of different worlds, but I like keeping my worlds separate.

by Mortimer on Nov 30, 2009 5:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t know if I should make a joke here or not Mortimer

by The Arkitect on Nov 30, 2009 5:14 PM PST up reply actions  

hahahaha

you are a horrible person.

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 30, 2009 5:14 PM PST up reply actions  

it’s too late, the moment has passed… and with all this pressure to perform… what do I look like to you people, I am not a CLOWN at your beck and call, i am not here to amuse you

by The Arkitect on Nov 30, 2009 5:20 PM PST up reply actions  

worst.joke.ever.

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 30, 2009 5:20 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah.

who can tell Ark why he’s funny? What’s so freakin funny about Ark?

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 5:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I wanna know what opening I left

MAKE THE JOKE, BRING IT.

I mean, really, I am keeping things super separate with my worlds with the divorce. My philosophy to the extreme.

by Mortimer on Nov 30, 2009 5:21 PM PST up reply actions  

maybe mortimer is not the best guy to be giving relationship advice right now

by The Arkitect on Nov 30, 2009 5:23 PM PST up reply actions  

that's it?

that’s pretty weak

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 30, 2009 5:24 PM PST up reply actions  

there was more to it, there was an elaborate story involving car chases, BA from the A-team and tom Selleck’s mustache, but the moment passed and I lost interest in telling it. But if I had, it would have been the best joke ever

by The Arkitect on Nov 30, 2009 5:27 PM PST up reply actions  

i'll take your advice, Mort.

lord knows I could probably use it. hahaha

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 5:27 PM PST up reply actions  

But what if she liked the naughty stuff here?

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 30, 2009 5:14 PM PST up reply actions  

She can like my naughty stuff in real life

I needs my privacies!

Unless they were already here before we got relationshiponal… Corvid.

by Mortimer on Nov 30, 2009 5:17 PM PST up reply actions  

i once told someone i had a theory of spheres.

it was loosely based on Seinfeld’s “independent George” episode. I said I had my school/job sphere, my family sphere, and my friends sphere. and i didn’t want to mix the spheres, but it looked like a ven diagram so there was a little bit of overlap. but it’s not good to mix spheres.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 5:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I keep my circles separate too.

I got groups of friends that are the polar opposites of each other and would hate each other.

I am strict about having them cross.

by Mortimer on Nov 30, 2009 5:16 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah.

like Ghostbusters. don’t cross the streams.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 5:17 PM PST up reply actions  

i let them cross

and now i have a cold war on my hands

I'm just coolin'
http://bedgewiki.blogspot.com/

by HD on Nov 30, 2009 5:20 PM PST up reply actions  

haha. bummer man.

got a plan to fix that?

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 5:22 PM PST up reply actions  

well i kinda took one side

 my main exit strategy was just moving 100 miles away

I'm just coolin'
http://bedgewiki.blogspot.com/

by HD on Nov 30, 2009 5:24 PM PST up reply actions  

sounds like a good plan.

probably an unfortunate situation though.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 5:25 PM PST up reply actions  

If all you want from a girl like that is to be bestest friends,

I have a question to ask you. But I’m not gonna.

But I love you :-(
by Mortimer on Nov 19, 2009 7:04 PM PST

by TheTinfoil on Nov 30, 2009 6:51 PM PST up reply actions  

if anybody's interested

Christmas Vacation just started on AMC. good way to kill time before MNF.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 5:12 PM PST reply actions  

Starsky and Hutch is on instead

I hate you for getting my hopes up.

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 30, 2009 5:15 PM PST up reply actions  

ohhh. sorry dude.

i forgot. some of my HD channels come in on east coast time. well, you’ve got something to look forward to at 8pm.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 5:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Well I hate you for the next 2 hours and 40 minutes

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 30, 2009 5:18 PM PST up reply actions  

oh man now some Michael J Fox movie is on

and I HATE Michael J Fox, supposedly

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 30, 2009 5:34 PM PST up reply actions  

crappity crap crap

my comp just froze and i had to reboot meaning i had to log back into goducks for civil war tickets, my percentage chances of getting tickets just dropped like 10 or 15 percent i think

I'm just coolin'
http://bedgewiki.blogspot.com/

by HD on Nov 30, 2009 5:16 PM PST reply actions  

i think it kicks you off when the seniors then juniors log in anyway

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Nov 30, 2009 7:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Here’s hoping Moss, Henderson, Shockey, and the Patriots’ kicker combine for less than 34 points tonight.

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 30, 2009 5:17 PM PST reply actions  

here’s hoping Brady outscores the NO kicker by -10 points.

i cry for nic

by Cablinasian on Nov 30, 2009 5:19 PM PST up reply actions  

i have Brady and Welker.

the guy i’m going against has Moss and the NE kicker. right now I have an 8.5 point advantage. i’m hoping that’s enough cushion. and that Welker gets most of the looks.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 5:20 PM PST up reply actions  

you are good

points for moss also gets points for you, albeit it not as many. Their kicker would need to have a really big night and Brady a really crappy one…

RUDY > MJ

by Rudiculous on Nov 30, 2009 6:16 PM PST up reply actions  

the Moss and Brady points will balance out.

but if Moss gets a ton more receptions than Welker, then that will hurt me. I think I’ll be fine. Especially since Welker already had a decent kick return.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 6:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Unfortunately I sat two of my best scorers this week :-(

I hate when that happens

Ceterum censeo Lakers esse delendam

by Norsktroll on Nov 30, 2009 5:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Moroney scores....

Pats convert two 4th and 1s on the drive.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 6:00 PM PST up reply actions  

here's hoping Brees and Shockey combine for 36+

'Cuse 88-Cornell 73. My Big Red failed to beat the spread by 2 points. Hence the new avatar.

by jksnake99 on Nov 30, 2009 5:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Ha, Bucks - Bulls game barely started and I'm leading Prez 6-1

But last week my start was also strong

Ceterum censeo Lakers esse delendam

by Norsktroll on Nov 30, 2009 5:26 PM PST reply actions  

good crush prez

i need him to stink it up so i won’t be in the cellar of my division.

I'm just coolin'
http://bedgewiki.blogspot.com/

by HD on Nov 30, 2009 5:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Is it time for some rally beards yet?

I was thinking about maybe carving some racing stripes on my head until we win like 4 in a row or something.

Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."

by Blazer1342 on Nov 30, 2009 5:40 PM PST reply actions  

yeah too soon I think.

let’s see where we’re at in the middle of the month.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 5:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh sure, tell me now after I haven’t shaved for 2 days.

Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."

by Blazer1342 on Nov 30, 2009 6:09 PM PST up reply actions  

just grow a beard that looks good like some people do.

a rally beard is one you don’t keep up with and just let go.

i think we should all make a deal to grow rally beards one month prior to a Bedge night, if one happens again this year.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 6:10 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s probably not a good idea.

That would leave some guys out like prez, who can’t grow a beard yet.

Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."

by Blazer1342 on Nov 30, 2009 6:14 PM PST up reply actions  

good point.

oh well. but i haven’t had horrible looking facial hair for like 4 years or something.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 6:16 PM PST up reply actions  

TOUCHDOWN MARONEY

Only 14 more points to go! Go Patriots!

Ceterum censeo Lakers esse delendam

by Norsktroll on Nov 30, 2009 6:00 PM PST reply actions  

I was at work today, and the handyman came in while we were talking about the new star trek movie.

I made a comment about how I thought it was a pretty good new take on an old franchise, and he says to me, “well that’s what they did, they went back and rewrote the beginning of the story for a new generation.” I agreed as this was completely obvious, and he went on, " They did the same thing with star wars you know. Yeah back when he was making those first movies he started off with book number 4 of the series, and then later he came out with the movies that were about the beginning of the story."
So my question is, do I have the right to stab this guy in the face? I mean thanks for explaining me the single most ubiquitous piece of Hollywood trivia that has quite possibly ever existed.
I just saw red. And the only thing that would satisfy this beast swelling inside of me, was old man blood mixed with a splash of aqua velva and alberto vo5, so I stabbed his face off. End of story.

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Nov 30, 2009 6:05 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

to me^

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Nov 30, 2009 6:06 PM PST up reply actions  

i think if someone explaing a piece of obvious Star Wars trivia to you

makes you angry enough to stab their face off, that means you’re the biggest nerd in not only this galaxy, but one that existed a long time ago and far away.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 6:07 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

hey did you know that darth vader is luke skywalkers father?

quick pan to a fiercely swung ball peen hammer to the back of the skull.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Nov 30, 2009 6:10 PM PST up reply actions  

DUDE!!

I haven’t seen Empire Strikes Back yet!!

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 6:12 PM PST up reply actions  

you know that part in the first movie, WHICH IS ACTUALLY THE FOURTH BOOK IN THE STORY, where leia kisses luke for good luck?

Total incest.

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Nov 30, 2009 6:13 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah no kidding.

and in the second one, they make out a little bit too. gross.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 6:14 PM PST up reply actions  

umm, no.

Luke makes out with Yoda in that one.

Umm, slip me the tongue, you will.

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Nov 30, 2009 6:19 PM PST up reply actions  

voice of yoda^

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Nov 30, 2009 6:20 PM PST up reply actions  

hahaha.

and let’s not even begin talking about C3PO and R2D2…..

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 6:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Uncle Owen, this R2 unit's got a bad motivator!

twss

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Nov 30, 2009 6:26 PM PST up reply actions  

i'll just jump straight to the obvious one.

“Pull out Wedge, you’re not doin any good back there!”

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 6:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Classic!

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Nov 30, 2009 6:51 PM PST up reply actions  

That reminds me of something that happened to me on Saturday night

11:45pm on Saturday night I am getting ready to go to sleep and the home phone rings. I check the caller ID and see that somebody is calling me from an unfamilar area code (720) so I let the call go to the answering machine. I get on the computer and check where the number originates from and Google tells me Denver.

A minute later I get another call from the same number so I pick it up and the caller is looking for somebody named Ryan. I say “you have the wrong number”, don’t hear anything on the other line and hang up.

A minute later I get a third call from the same number asking for Ryan again. I say “There is no Ryan at this number, and there hasn’t been for at least 2 years.” “YOU LIE!! I JUST TALKED TO HIM, LET ME TALK TO HIM” is the response. After a minute or so of this back and forth I hang up again.

5 minutes go by and I get another phone call from the 720 area code telling me in no uncertain terms that I am to give the phone to Ryan. So I say “I am in Alaska, you are in Denver I presume?”

“HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NUMBER?”

“Caller ID, check it out some time and a simple internet search tells me that the 720 area code is in Denver. I am in Alaska, I don’t know Ryan, and I can’t help you find him.”

“You are in Alaska, huh? Sorry”

Part of me wonders if they ever figured out they punched in the wrong area code and changed their address books appropriately or if I should expect some more drunken phone calls from them in the future.

by tingeyga on Nov 30, 2009 6:29 PM PST up reply actions  

i wish i didn't need to have a phone.

i don’t have a cell and i’d probably not have a land line. but i can’t get away with that i don’t think.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 6:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Dude

ease up on the coffee

It is simple: Start Miller, give Oden 20 touches in 30 minutes per game, and do NOT extend Nate's contract. Problem solved.

by RenoBlazerFan on Nov 30, 2009 6:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Why, does it have caffeine in it?

Cut to my head caving into a black hole.

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Nov 30, 2009 6:53 PM PST up reply actions  

The Nordic Trolls are crushing the Insula Bataria

Spain going dooooown!

Ceterum censeo Lakers esse delendam

by Norsktroll on Nov 30, 2009 6:50 PM PST reply actions  

There are way too many commercial breaks in American Football

Can’t they take one a little longer before or after a punt or kickoff return, and not before AND after every single one?

Ceterum censeo Lakers esse delendam

by Norsktroll on Nov 30, 2009 6:52 PM PST reply actions  

It's insane isn't it?

It’s like the full-game version of the commercial spree the Blazers do in the 10 minutes before tip-off.

“Welcome back from the break. Here are the starting lineups. Now more commercials!”

by Timmay! on Nov 30, 2009 7:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Ron Jawarski just said this on MNF:

“By design, they created that touchdown.”

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 6:56 PM PST reply actions  

what's the problem?

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 7:03 PM PST up reply actions  

i see.

well those would be two good people to ask then.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 7:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Here I am.

Just got back from taking the doggie for a ride.

by Timmay! on Nov 30, 2009 7:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh yay!

So what is the most important thing to get when you customize a laptop?

I don’t know crap about processor, RAM, hard drive….NOTHING.

by Roybot on Nov 30, 2009 7:14 PM PST up reply actions  

that sounds like a good story.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 7:28 PM PST up reply actions  

you’re going all glove on me. no make up please. hem responded tho.

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Nov 30, 2009 7:29 PM PST up reply actions  

You probably won't need make up anyway.

It sounds like desperate times call for desperate measures, so I bet you don’t even have to look pretty.

by Roybot on Nov 30, 2009 7:33 PM PST up reply actions  

o man. i thought mammals couldn’t be coldblooded. you should be studied by scientists.

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Nov 30, 2009 7:35 PM PST up reply actions  

What is mean about that?!

You’re the one that is keeping me updated and making fun!

by Roybot on Nov 30, 2009 7:37 PM PST up reply actions  

o i thought you were implying i’m not naturally pretty. but we both know i am.

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Nov 30, 2009 7:38 PM PST up reply actions  

then i stand by my statement that you’re a coldblooded wh… actually nvm

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Nov 30, 2009 7:41 PM PST up reply actions  

OH NO YOU JUST DIDN’T

APOLOGIZE!

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Nov 30, 2009 7:51 PM PST up reply actions  

lies you zach

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Nov 30, 2009 8:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Tiger! Elin!

Stop it right now!

The Blazerverse and The Wire: A comparison
Brandon Roy = Stringer Bell (smooth technician dedicated to his craft)
Nate McMillan = Cedric Daniels (well intentioned leader, but he can be too rigid for his own good at times)
Martell Webster = Wee Bey Brice (straight up solider who follows orders; every organization needs these guys to be successful)
Jerryd Bayless = Marlo Stanfield (he's new to the game, but he's watching and waitng; he will take over and there will be casualties)
Rudy Fernandez = Jimmy McNulty (he gets results, but the leadership wishes he was less of a wild man; the ladies love him)
Greg Oden = Michael Lee (he started off a quiet kid, but he's beginning to tap in to his huge potential to change the game)
Andre Miller = Lester Freamon (do not let the laconic demeanor fool you, the veteran knows what's up)
John Canzano = Scott Templeton (scummy muckraker who stays up at night polishing his award)

by blazeraddict on Nov 30, 2009 8:09 PM PST up reply actions  

PUT AWAY THE NINE IRON YOU ZACH

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Nov 30, 2009 8:09 PM PST up reply actions  

you guys are annoying.

no one even knows what you’re talking about.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 8:11 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

IF I PUT TOGETHER RANDOM LETTERS IN THIS COMMENT IT SPELLS WHORE. ITS ON DTL!

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Nov 30, 2009 8:12 PM PST up reply actions  

you have no idea.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 8:14 PM PST up reply actions  

only if you and dougall

talk about playing dress up together somewhere else.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 8:19 PM PST up reply actions  

i stopped paying attention a long time ago.

kinda like i’m gonna stop commenting in this thread right….about….now.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 8:21 PM PST up reply actions  

admit it

our arguments>>>>DS and gloves’ arguments

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Nov 30, 2009 8:21 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

they're on the same level.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 8:23 PM PST up reply actions  

BURN SHAKA LAKA!!!

true dat! DOUBLE TRUE!

TRIPLE! TO THE MAX!

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Nov 30, 2009 8:25 PM PST up reply actions  

FIVE IRON TO YOUR FACE!

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Nov 30, 2009 8:27 PM PST up reply actions  

:-(

I guess you already forgot our secret e-handshake.

We are on the same team now.

by Roybot on Nov 30, 2009 8:27 PM PST up reply actions  

O NO! ok re do

HIGH FIVE!

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Nov 30, 2009 8:28 PM PST up reply actions  

fist bump and….

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Nov 30, 2009 8:30 PM PST up reply actions  

EXPLODE!!!!!

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Nov 30, 2009 8:30 PM PST up reply actions  

dang your right. i got so excited to explode. ok ok re do

HIGH FIVE!

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Nov 30, 2009 8:31 PM PST up reply actions  

lol

BEHIND THE BACK!

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Nov 30, 2009 8:35 PM PST up reply actions  

EXPLODE!!!!!

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Nov 30, 2009 8:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Yay!

We (read: you) finally got it right.

by Roybot on Nov 30, 2009 8:37 PM PST up reply actions  

hahaha NOICE

maybe i should write that all down on a crib sheet

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Nov 30, 2009 8:38 PM PST up reply actions  

or just make it a song to the tune of party in the USA

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Nov 30, 2009 8:39 PM PST up reply actions  

NO!

I won’t be your friend anymore if you do that.

by Roybot on Nov 30, 2009 8:40 PM PST up reply actions  

bahahahaha

that might be a good idea.

by Roybot on Nov 30, 2009 8:39 PM PST up reply actions  

first i go HIGH FIVE
then LOW FIVE
butterfly behind the back
im moving my head like yeah
im fist bumping like EXPLODE!!!!!!!!!

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Nov 30, 2009 8:42 PM PST up reply actions  

admit it that was awesome. you gotta sing it when you read it tho. you can’t just read it.

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Nov 30, 2009 8:48 PM PST up reply actions  

no contest

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 30, 2009 8:26 PM PST up reply actions  

I got in a fight with a guy at work today over which club would cause the most damage

He said a Driver. I said no way, it’s gotta be the putter. Then he just kept going on and on about it, so I putted his face off.

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Nov 30, 2009 8:14 PM PST up reply actions  

you were right.

putter for sure.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 8:14 PM PST up reply actions  

i would go for a iron

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Nov 30, 2009 8:14 PM PST up reply actions  

you would know

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Nov 30, 2009 8:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I wish I could have just Shift-A’d this conversation

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 30, 2009 8:17 PM PST up reply actions  

look who’s talking

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Nov 30, 2009 8:19 PM PST up reply actions  

i would talk to the po po. none of this tiger bs

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Nov 30, 2009 8:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah he said it was all about mass

which is a concept I don’t think he grasps fully, and I said no it’s about density, and he said no it’s the speed of the swing and I said I’m not talking about golf clubs anymore, and he said what? and I said OH MAN YOUR FACE IS STOOOOPPPPIIIIIDDDDDDD!!!!!!

PING!!!!

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Nov 30, 2009 8:19 PM PST up reply actions  

definitely not a driver...

They are hollow, unless you have a 30 year old wooden one. A putter would be more solid, but a 3 iron would give you a longer shaft(skip the twss please), and thus a higher speed at impact…

RUDY > MJ

by Rudiculous on Nov 30, 2009 11:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Where are you buying it from, and what models are you considering?

Or have you gotten that far yet?

If you’re just doing school, internet, etc, you almost can’t go wrong. From there, it’s a matter of considering who you plan to buy it from, and stuff like screen size.

You can get a pretty decent laptop for cheap these days.

by Timmay! on Nov 30, 2009 7:23 PM PST up reply actions  

There are a couple Cyber Monday deals on Dell and HP.

No idea which is the better deal.

by Roybot on Nov 30, 2009 7:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Hmmm I haven't seen their deals today.

The biggest key for you is probably the size of the laptop. How big of a screen do you want? From there, you can look at the models on sale, and see what price looks reasonable.

You’ll presumably be getting a Windows 7 machine. If that’s the case, At least 2GB of memory is a must. Any dual or quad-core CPU over 2GHz should be fine. For the hard drive, get the most GB’s you can afford. You will need to choose a hard drive that is either 5400 and 7200RPM. 7200RPM makes your machine a bit faster, but will typically be a bit smaller, and will give you a bit lower battery life. That one’s a personal decision and depends on how many files you expect to save.

If you buy a bigger machine, it’ll typically have an optical drive onboard. A DVD-RW is fine. If you really like watching movies on it, the Blu-Ray upgrade may be worth it, but it’s often a steep price. For a smaller laptop, an optical drive usually isn’t an option anyway.

Is that a good starting point to check what you’d like? I’ve got dinner waiting. :)

by Timmay! on Nov 30, 2009 7:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Awesome.

Thanks a ton, Timmay.

Your check is in the mail.

by Roybot on Nov 30, 2009 7:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I'll be in and out this evening if you have a question

Some of the other folks here may beat me to an answer too.

by Timmay! on Nov 30, 2009 7:58 PM PST up reply actions  

126 Z’s later I get to the question. Jeopardy fail.

Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."

by Blazer1342 on Nov 30, 2009 9:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Has Moss slept with Bradey's girlfriend, or why does he get no passes?

He’s playing vs. guys that haven’t played football in a year! Throw him the ball!

Ceterum censeo Lakers esse delendam

by Norsktroll on Nov 30, 2009 7:04 PM PST reply actions  

Anybody else think the Warriors should tell Nelson to stay home and give the job

to Keith Smart?

The Blazerverse and The Wire: A comparison
Brandon Roy = Stringer Bell (smooth technician dedicated to his craft)
Nate McMillan = Cedric Daniels (well intentioned leader, but he can be too rigid for his own good at times)
Martell Webster = Wee Bey Brice (straight up solider who follows orders; every organization needs these guys to be successful)
Jerryd Bayless = Marlo Stanfield (he's new to the game, but he's watching and waitng; he will take over and there will be casualties)
Rudy Fernandez = Jimmy McNulty (he gets results, but the leadership wishes he was less of a wild man; the ladies love him)
Greg Oden = Michael Lee (he started off a quiet kid, but he's beginning to tap in to his huge potential to change the game)
Andre Miller = Lester Freamon (do not let the laconic demeanor fool you, the veteran knows what's up)
John Canzano = Scott Templeton (scummy muckraker who stays up at night polishing his award)

by blazeraddict on Nov 30, 2009 7:05 PM PST reply actions  

I agree with you.

At worst, Chris Cohan could pay Don Nelson to stay at home as a consultant or something.

Dear Paul Allen:

Fire Nate McMillan & hire Jeff Van Gundy.

Sincerely,
AK1984

by AK1984 on Nov 30, 2009 7:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Brian T. Smith was so promising on arrival

His early stuff was great. I wonder if the paper told him he wasn’t controversial enough. Or if he’s just feeling comfortable enough to start writing “edgier” material on his own now.

by Timmay! on Nov 30, 2009 7:13 PM PST reply actions  

He’s starting to hunt his own quotes and stories “behind the locker room door”

Ceterum censeo Lakers esse delendam

by Norsktroll on Nov 30, 2009 7:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Meh, I honestly think that there's some unresolved friction between Brandon Roy and Greg Oden.

While I’m sure many folks want to believe that Roy is some sort of selfless, altruistic leader, I can see how he may hold some deep-rooted resentment toward Oden for cutting into his stardom. It’s human nature to be prideful, so a mix of constructive criticism from outside influences and self-actualization are needed to keep one’s ego in check.

For Roy, I argue firing Nate McMillan next off-season and hiring a defensive-minded coach who’ll use Oden more proficiently on offense would be the best thing for him. That way, Roy will be put in his place and the team can continue its natural progression without his bloated ego stagnating the process. Maybe I’m being too harsh toward Roy, but somebody needs to inform him that the Blazer core won’t be a true championship contender until Oden develops into one of the two main options. So, if Roy is unwilling to share the spotlight with Oden like a huffy little brat, then he’s destined to never win a ring.

Dear Paul Allen:

Fire Nate McMillan & hire Jeff Van Gundy.

Sincerely,
AK1984

by AK1984 on Nov 30, 2009 7:31 PM PST up reply actions  

They miss Conley

lol

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 30, 2009 7:15 PM PST up reply actions  

we got thelonious monk'd by the jazz, I still say a rally beard could be in order here.

Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."

by Blazer1342 on Nov 30, 2009 9:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Canzano with the most obvious column ever

Quizz >> LaMichael

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 30, 2009 7:15 PM PST reply actions  

more like

quizz>lmj, he’s not two full >’s better

I'm just coolin'
http://bedgewiki.blogspot.com/

by HD on Nov 30, 2009 7:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I think he is

Quizz is way better at blocking and receiving and is just as good if not better between the tackles.

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 30, 2009 7:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Shocker

A column that will piss off the largest group of people.

Did you hear Gavin the other day? he was begging Beaver fan to call the show because apparently they don’t give a crap about their team, so only Duck fans call the show.

But I love you :-(
by Mortimer on Nov 19, 2009 7:04 PM PST

by TheTinfoil on Nov 30, 2009 7:48 PM PST up reply actions  

it’s not that they don’t give a crap, it’s that it’s a different generation. UO fans are of the demographic that Gavin appeals to.

i cry for nic

by Cablinasian on Nov 30, 2009 7:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Cuz Beavers fans are radio illiterate

"This isn’t making staples, where you’re just making staples." - KP

by tominhawaii on Nov 30, 2009 7:57 PM PST up reply actions  

cuz they pre-date radio

by The Arkitect on Nov 30, 2009 10:49 PM PST up reply actions  

What a surprise...

Duck fans listen to crappy ass radio show, beaver fans don’t. hmmmmm….

RUDY > MJ

by Rudiculous on Nov 30, 2009 11:17 PM PST up reply actions  

its canzano so it has to be wrong

"They can't comprehend. They can't even come close to understanding him. I guess if I was boring they would love me more. Guess if I was simple in the mind everything would be fine. Maybe if I was jerk to girls, instead of being nice and speakin kind words. Then maybe it would be ok to say then I wasn't a good guy to begin with."

by Starvin' Marvin on Nov 30, 2009 8:19 PM PST up reply actions  

lol what is this?
If we’re debating which back is better, aren’t we really deciding which you couldn’t imagine living without on offense?

no we’re deciding which team has better surrounding players, not who is a better back…

"They can't comprehend. They can't even come close to understanding him. I guess if I was boring they would love me more. Guess if I was simple in the mind everything would be fine. Maybe if I was jerk to girls, instead of being nice and speakin kind words. Then maybe it would be ok to say then I wasn't a good guy to begin with."

by Starvin' Marvin on Nov 30, 2009 8:25 PM PST up reply actions  

When asked what the Blazers needed to do to get things clicking for the trio, Oden said the solution involved every player on the floor.

"All three? You mean all five?" Oden said. "I feel like when somebody has something going, you are going get it to them and keep it going. I’m not going to say when one guy has something going, you are going to just give it to three specific players, that’s not how it works. If you go out there and cut and move, the offense will flow. Same as last year, it should be looking good. We just have to figure out how to do that consistently. It’s not just one person, or three people, it’s all five guys doing what they need to do."

Greg. is. awesome.

i cry for nic

by Cablinasian on Nov 30, 2009 7:19 PM PST reply actions  

what's that from?

remember when Brandon used to talk like that?

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 7:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I picked it up from someone in the Full Court Press.

i cry for nic

by Cablinasian on Nov 30, 2009 7:23 PM PST up reply actions  

BC?

before contract?

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Nov 30, 2009 7:27 PM PST up reply actions  

it's kinda seeming like that. sadly.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 7:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Meh, I don't think it's the contract that's suddenly affected Brandon Roy.

Rather, Roy appears to have a fragile ego that’s been bruised by the emergence of Greg Oden.

Now, as far as I’m concerned, Roy needs to knock of the indignant bullcrap, quit being miffed about sharing the spotlight, and get on board with Oden’s development; otherwise, he’ll never be a true champion. Heck, if anyone needs to make sacrifices, it’s Roy — and LaMarcus Aldridge — so they better get with the program.

Dear Paul Allen:

Fire Nate McMillan & hire Jeff Van Gundy.

Sincerely,
AK1984

by AK1984 on Nov 30, 2009 7:37 PM PST up reply actions  

jeez AK

I didn’t realize you were B Roy’s #1 fan!

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 30, 2009 7:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Did those UW teams ever make a Final Four?

No.

Dear Paul Allen:

Fire Nate McMillan & hire Jeff Van Gundy.

Sincerely,
AK1984

by AK1984 on Nov 30, 2009 7:49 PM PST up reply actions  

they got robbed in 2006

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkrqfSHiyZY

Roy was great in that tourney though.

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 30, 2009 7:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Any team that starts Mike Jensen at center deserves to lose.

That frosty-haired bum couldn’t defend the paint to save his life.

Dear Paul Allen:

Fire Nate McMillan & hire Jeff Van Gundy.

Sincerely,
AK1984

by AK1984 on Nov 30, 2009 8:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Anyway, the foul calls against the UW were unreal that game.

http://www.gohuskies.com/sports/m-baskbl/stats/032706aaa.html

If Jon Brockman and Jamaal Williams had each picked up 1 more foul, this would’ve been the lineup:

C Artem Wallace
PF Hans Gasser
SF Zane Potter
SG Brandon Burmeister
PG Ryan Appleby

Yes, it’d’ve been a whitewash with a quartet of scrubs and Appleby.

Dear Paul Allen:

Fire Nate McMillan & hire Jeff Van Gundy.

Sincerely,
AK1984

by AK1984 on Nov 30, 2009 8:14 PM PST up reply actions  

appleby is a scrub too

just ask aaron brooks

I'm just coolin'
http://bedgewiki.blogspot.com/

by HD on Nov 30, 2009 8:15 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah the officiating was horrid

the worst one was the non call for goaltending on Rudy Gay with about a minute left and Washington down by one.

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 30, 2009 8:18 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't care about college sports

so your facts mean nothing to me! NOTHING I TELL YOU!

by Roybot on Nov 30, 2009 7:51 PM PST up reply actions  

he needs to figure out that a strong and dominant Oden, is actually beneficial to his status and career.

The last thing he should want is for Oden to take a secondary role, when the future success of the team is so obviously predicated on the emergence and growth of Greg. If he wants to have success in the long term, the most important thing is for him to find some flexibility in his game, and to find a way, so that he and Oden are both legitimate threats on the floor.

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Nov 30, 2009 7:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I use to hate when we’d play shaq,

‘cause you always knew THE BALL IS GOING TO SHAQ.
 we need to make people fear that the ball is going to Oden.
Yah, Oden is almost unstoppable – WHEN HE GETS IT.
But nobody is afraid of Oden getting the ball – BECAUSE WE DON’T GET IT TO HIM MUCH.

Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."

by Blazer1342 on Nov 30, 2009 9:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I love Greg

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 30, 2009 7:21 PM PST up reply actions  

TOLD YOU

You’ve been so down on Oden lately, but I told you. I TOLD YOU ALL.

MUAHAHAHAHAHA.

by Mortimer on Nov 30, 2009 7:21 PM PST up reply actions  

He's been showing real progress in this area

Oden is one of the few guys you can hear talking on defense, and I love the fact he’s taking ownership of this deal. Remember last year when people joked about transferring Bayless mindset into GO’s body (cue AK with a foul reference, lol)? I think were starting to see the big man grow up.

The Blazerverse and The Wire: A comparison
Brandon Roy = Stringer Bell (smooth technician dedicated to his craft)
Nate McMillan = Cedric Daniels (well intentioned leader, but he can be too rigid for his own good at times)
Martell Webster = Wee Bey Brice (straight up solider who follows orders; every organization needs these guys to be successful)
Jerryd Bayless = Marlo Stanfield (he's new to the game, but he's watching and waitng; he will take over and there will be casualties)
Rudy Fernandez = Jimmy McNulty (he gets results, but the leadership wishes he was less of a wild man; the ladies love him)
Greg Oden = Michael Lee (he started off a quiet kid, but he's beginning to tap in to his huge potential to change the game)
Andre Miller = Lester Freamon (do not let the laconic demeanor fool you, the veteran knows what's up)
John Canzano = Scott Templeton (scummy muckraker who stays up at night polishing his award)

by blazeraddict on Nov 30, 2009 7:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Meh, Greg Oden's personality was never an issue with me. Some folks thought he was sullen, but ...

to me he just seemed a bit aloof and standoffish to his new environment. In my opinion, there’s nothing wrong with being a bit detached — which is currently the case with Andre Miller — as long as you’re a professional out there on the court.

As I’ve said before here, off-court chemistry means squat; conversely, on-court chemistry means a lot.

Oden, without question, is a true professional, even if he may’ve come off as cold and distant — which doesn’t mean a damn thing with regards to on-court production, although nimrods like Bill Simmons wouldn’t know that — at times in the past.

Dear Paul Allen:

Fire Nate McMillan & hire Jeff Van Gundy.

Sincerely,
AK1984

by AK1984 on Nov 30, 2009 7:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Distant/aloof is one thing

I was getting a very depressed/angst ridden vibe from Oden (or more accurately, the coverage of Oden) last season. That mindset, imo, is not conducive to a successful career in any profession, least of all a highly scrutinized athlete.

The Blazerverse and The Wire: A comparison
Brandon Roy = Stringer Bell (smooth technician dedicated to his craft)
Nate McMillan = Cedric Daniels (well intentioned leader, but he can be too rigid for his own good at times)
Martell Webster = Wee Bey Brice (straight up solider who follows orders; every organization needs these guys to be successful)
Jerryd Bayless = Marlo Stanfield (he's new to the game, but he's watching and waitng; he will take over and there will be casualties)
Rudy Fernandez = Jimmy McNulty (he gets results, but the leadership wishes he was less of a wild man; the ladies love him)
Greg Oden = Michael Lee (he started off a quiet kid, but he's beginning to tap in to his huge potential to change the game)
Andre Miller = Lester Freamon (do not let the laconic demeanor fool you, the veteran knows what's up)
John Canzano = Scott Templeton (scummy muckraker who stays up at night polishing his award)

by blazeraddict on Nov 30, 2009 7:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I didn't see Greg Oden as depressed at all, for he came across to me as a dude who was in ...

the process of acclimating himself. Yeah, Oden might’ve been a bit exasperated by the negative media coverage — both locally and nationally — that surrounded him.

That, however, comes with the territory, and anyone who isn’t a thin-skinned crybaby can handle it. If anything, Oden was just adjusting to his new lifestyle.

Dear Paul Allen:

Fire Nate McMillan & hire Jeff Van Gundy.

Sincerely,
AK1984

by AK1984 on Nov 30, 2009 7:57 PM PST up reply actions  

let's go Brees and Shockey. 14 more points to beat brp.

'Cuse 88-Cornell 73. My Big Red failed to beat the spread by 2 points. Hence the new avatar.

by jksnake99 on Nov 30, 2009 7:21 PM PST reply actions  

I hate Shockey, but Brees is pretty awesome

I’m fine as long as Maroney and Moss combine for about 12 and they don’t give the D more sacks and interceptions

Ceterum censeo Lakers esse delendam

by Norsktroll on Nov 30, 2009 7:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I need Moss, Shockey, Henderson to combine for less than 7 points this half

I’m screwed

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 30, 2009 7:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Tom does not happen to be the Rasta Monsta, right?

Or Gonzo fan? Or are we attracting more ESPN fans like in that Durant vs. Oden thread?

Ceterum censeo Lakers esse delendam

by Norsktroll on Nov 30, 2009 7:26 PM PST reply actions  

I don't use no other profiles no more

"This isn’t making staples, where you’re just making staples." - KP

by tominhawaii on Nov 30, 2009 8:01 PM PST up reply actions  

rough game for Marc so far.

Thanks for being great against everyone but our division rival.

'Cuse 88-Cornell 73. My Big Red failed to beat the spread by 2 points. Hence the new avatar.

by jksnake99 on Nov 30, 2009 7:28 PM PST reply actions  

Oden's contract extension is this year, correct?

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 30, 2009 7:29 PM PST reply actions  

yes.

Does he get max? I have to think he doens’t.

i cry for nic

by Cablinasian on Nov 30, 2009 7:30 PM PST up reply actions  

that's what I was just thinking about

all of these advanced stats suggest that he deserves the max, yet his raw number don’t.

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 30, 2009 7:30 PM PST up reply actions  

conspiracy theory with no basis:

Paul Allen told Nate to limit Oden’s minutes so they can get him for 10 mil/per.

'Cuse 88-Cornell 73. My Big Red failed to beat the spread by 2 points. Hence the new avatar.

by jksnake99 on Nov 30, 2009 7:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t believe that for a second. But it is a good conspiracy theory.

i cry for nic

by Cablinasian on Nov 30, 2009 7:31 PM PST up reply actions  

LMA is worth about the MLE the way he's playing.

'Cuse 88-Cornell 73. My Big Red failed to beat the spread by 2 points. Hence the new avatar.

by jksnake99 on Nov 30, 2009 7:34 PM PST up reply actions  

i don't think there's any way he gets more than LA.

no matter how good he plays this season.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 7:35 PM PST up reply actions  

He keeps this up all season, let's say

Leads the league in blocks, one of the best rebounders, 12 ppg, only foul problems…

Ya think he won’t get more than LMA? LMA has only done 18/7.5, Oden’s impact is much bigger.

by Mortimer on Nov 30, 2009 7:36 PM PST up reply actions  

No

They already overpaid for LMA by about 10 million total. Greg will get something in that ballpark.

Ceterum censeo Lakers esse delendam

by Norsktroll on Nov 30, 2009 7:38 PM PST up reply actions  

of his 3 years

he’s missed an entire one. last year was a typical year from an unimpressive rookie. this year he’s made a huge huge leap. But it’s one year. Say at the end of the year, he averages 13/10/2. that’s worth near max money? After one year of those numbers? I don’t see it. And you can’t pay for potential. At least not when you already have two max/near max players. Oden should be the 3rd highest paid player on the team right as it stands right now. That lost year his first year is gonna cost him money. And it should.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 7:41 PM PST up reply actions  

An injury should cost him money?

Ya pay what ya pay for a dominant big. If he keeps up his current play, he will get paid, and yes… they’ll be paying for potential.

Saying he shouldn’t get paid big because we already paid two others big is a bad idea.

by Mortimer on Nov 30, 2009 7:43 PM PST up reply actions  

see: Bynum, Andrew.

i cry for nic

by Cablinasian on Nov 30, 2009 7:43 PM PST up reply actions  

that's really bad thinking
Saying he shouldn’t get paid big because we already paid two others big is a bad idea.

there is no way this team should ever complain about paying a dude a lot of cash, especially considering PA is the richest owner in sports.

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 30, 2009 7:44 PM PST up reply actions  

i just don't think you should overpay for potential.

it can cripple a team. I think eventually, Oden will be worth big big money. but right now, I don’t see how they can pay Oden near max money after already committing so much (maybe too much) to LA. And the only reason the injury should cost him money, is because it’s a year of development he missed.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 7:46 PM PST up reply actions  

after already committing so much (maybe too much) to LA

so we let bad money with LMA make our business decisions? Oden is our first/second best player at a more important position. You can’t pay him less because LMA makes too much.

i cry for nic

by Cablinasian on Nov 30, 2009 7:47 PM PST up reply actions  

i agree. Oden is/will be the 2nd most important player on the team.

but do you think the Blazer will want to pay luxury tax if they give Oden a max deal and then want to keep a guy like Joel? Or Rudy? or Nic? especially when they haven’t been out of the first round of the playoffs. If they had made the second round or something and you think they’re right on the doorstep of a championship, then maybe you want to pay luxury tax for a couple years. but i’m not sure how much the Blazers will want to do that. as a fan, I hope they do. But from a business standpoint, I don’t see how you can pay Oden max money right now. of course, I didn’t think LA would get as much as he did either…..

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 7:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Business and Blazers don't always mix

We ain’t ever gonna make money, and as long as we’re good PA will pay the luxury tax.

I don’t worry about that at all, as long as he’s alive.

by Mortimer on Nov 30, 2009 7:54 PM PST up reply actions  

you can’t evaluate Oden’s worth on the basis of the other young guys on the team. You have to evaluate him compared to other young centers.

But from a business standpoint, I don’t see how you can pay Oden max money right now.

Market value dictates that Oden should get around 14 million per season. NBA dictates that you pay really good 21 year old centers.

i cry for nic

by Cablinasian on Nov 30, 2009 7:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Ya pay for how important a good a guy is to your team

Big man who plays defense is already super important, and when you add in how good he’s been offensively and you have a very dominant player held back by dumb foul trouble.

For his 24 minutes a night he is worth big money. You’re paying what he is worth on the open market, and that is a ton of money.

He’s our 1A/1B player now. That is all but etched in stone. Ya don’t get cheap with Oden because you committed a bunch to LMA.

by Mortimer on Nov 30, 2009 7:48 PM PST up reply actions  

My thoughts exactly

While it might impact the bottom line for PA/Vulcan, the Roy and LMA deals have no bearing on Oden’s value to either the Blazers or the rest of the league. My guess is he gets paid big.

The Blazerverse and The Wire: A comparison
Brandon Roy = Stringer Bell (smooth technician dedicated to his craft)
Nate McMillan = Cedric Daniels (well intentioned leader, but he can be too rigid for his own good at times)
Martell Webster = Wee Bey Brice (straight up solider who follows orders; every organization needs these guys to be successful)
Jerryd Bayless = Marlo Stanfield (he's new to the game, but he's watching and waitng; he will take over and there will be casualties)
Rudy Fernandez = Jimmy McNulty (he gets results, but the leadership wishes he was less of a wild man; the ladies love him)
Greg Oden = Michael Lee (he started off a quiet kid, but he's beginning to tap in to his huge potential to change the game)
Andre Miller = Lester Freamon (do not let the laconic demeanor fool you, the veteran knows what's up)
John Canzano = Scott Templeton (scummy muckraker who stays up at night polishing his award)

by blazeraddict on Nov 30, 2009 7:51 PM PST up reply actions  

There’s no way Roy is Stringer Bell. Also, who’s Omar?

"I could have done with other loves perhaps. But there it is, either you love or you don't" -SB

by nightbluefruit on Nov 30, 2009 7:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Bayless

But I love you :-(
by Mortimer on Nov 19, 2009 7:04 PM PST

by TheTinfoil on Nov 30, 2009 7:54 PM PST up reply actions  

But he says Bayless is Marlo. I think Outlaw is Omar. Also, i think Blake is Wallace.

"I could have done with other loves perhaps. But there it is, either you love or you don't" -SB

by nightbluefruit on Nov 30, 2009 7:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Rudy should be Omar instead of McNulty.

Rudy comes along in a game and all of a sudden, he’s stolen the spotlight.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 7:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Rudy is also more likely to bat for the other team.

But I love you :-(
by Mortimer on Nov 19, 2009 7:04 PM PST

by TheTinfoil on Nov 30, 2009 8:00 PM PST up reply actions  

One of the amazing things about the Wire is that Omar’s homosexuality is one of the least interesting things about him. David Simon is an incredible writer.

"I could have done with other loves perhaps. But there it is, either you love or you don't" -SB

by nightbluefruit on Nov 30, 2009 8:03 PM PST up reply actions  

agree.

Omar was my favorite character throughout the entire series.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 8:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Then who’s McNulty? Is Travis McNulty?

"I could have done with other loves perhaps. But there it is, either you love or you don't" -SB

by nightbluefruit on Nov 30, 2009 8:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Travis is Bubbles.

But I love you :-(
by Mortimer on Nov 19, 2009 7:04 PM PST

by TheTinfoil on Nov 30, 2009 8:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Andre Miller is turning in to McNulty.

haha.

Juwan is Lestor Freamon.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 8:07 PM PST up reply actions  

No, Juwan is that fat alcoholic from season one.

"I could have done with other loves perhaps. But there it is, either you love or you don't" -SB

by nightbluefruit on Nov 30, 2009 8:08 PM PST up reply actions  

well then who's the wily veteran?

Lester was just what McNulty was going to become anyway. maybe there’s not good fit on the Blazers for those guys.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 8:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Bill Bayno

is the cop who throws himself down the stairs for early retirement.

=)

But I love you :-(
by Mortimer on Nov 19, 2009 7:04 PM PST

by TheTinfoil on Nov 30, 2009 8:12 PM PST up reply actions   2 recs

hehehehe nice

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Nov 30, 2009 8:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Rec, lol

The Blazerverse and The Wire: A comparison
Brandon Roy = Stringer Bell (smooth technician dedicated to his craft)
Nate McMillan = Cedric Daniels (well intentioned leader, but he can be too rigid for his own good at times)
Martell Webster = Wee Bey Brice (straight up solider who follows orders; every organization needs these guys to be successful)
Jerryd Bayless = Marlo Stanfield (he's new to the game, but he's watching and waitng; he will take over and there will be casualties)
Rudy Fernandez = Jimmy McNulty (he gets results, but the leadership wishes he was less of a wild man; the ladies love him)
Greg Oden = Michael Lee (he started off a quiet kid, but he's beginning to tap in to his huge potential to change the game)
Andre Miller = Lester Freamon (do not let the laconic demeanor fool you, the veteran knows what's up)
John Canzano = Scott Templeton (scummy muckraker who stays up at night polishing his award)

by blazeraddict on Nov 30, 2009 8:14 PM PST up reply actions  

haha.

good one.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 8:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh so now you're criticizing my sig?!?

Well boo on you sir, these comparisons are the result of hours of TV viewing, a university study, and a complex mathematical formula. I am wounded

:) (e-sarcasm)

The Blazerverse and The Wire: A comparison
Brandon Roy = Stringer Bell (smooth technician dedicated to his craft)
Nate McMillan = Cedric Daniels (well intentioned leader, but he can be too rigid for his own good at times)
Martell Webster = Wee Bey Brice (straight up solider who follows orders; every organization needs these guys to be successful)
Jerryd Bayless = Marlo Stanfield (he's new to the game, but he's watching and waitng; he will take over and there will be casualties)
Rudy Fernandez = Jimmy McNulty (he gets results, but the leadership wishes he was less of a wild man; the ladies love him)
Greg Oden = Michael Lee (he started off a quiet kid, but he's beginning to tap in to his huge potential to change the game)
Andre Miller = Lester Freamon (do not let the laconic demeanor fool you, the veteran knows what's up)
John Canzano = Scott Templeton (scummy muckraker who stays up at night polishing his award)

by blazeraddict on Nov 30, 2009 8:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I challenge thee to a duel. One of my Ph.D. advisors hosted the first ever multi-disciplinary Wire conference. I presented a paper there.

WHAT NOW?????

WHAT.

NOW.

;)

"I could have done with other loves perhaps. But there it is, either you love or you don't" -SB

by nightbluefruit on Nov 30, 2009 8:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Very well sir

Shotguns at dawn. Or more appropriately, 2:30 in the morning

The Blazerverse and The Wire: A comparison
Brandon Roy = Stringer Bell (smooth technician dedicated to his craft)
Nate McMillan = Cedric Daniels (well intentioned leader, but he can be too rigid for his own good at times)
Martell Webster = Wee Bey Brice (straight up solider who follows orders; every organization needs these guys to be successful)
Jerryd Bayless = Marlo Stanfield (he's new to the game, but he's watching and waitng; he will take over and there will be casualties)
Rudy Fernandez = Jimmy McNulty (he gets results, but the leadership wishes he was less of a wild man; the ladies love him)
Greg Oden = Michael Lee (he started off a quiet kid, but he's beginning to tap in to his huge potential to change the game)
Andre Miller = Lester Freamon (do not let the laconic demeanor fool you, the veteran knows what's up)
John Canzano = Scott Templeton (scummy muckraker who stays up at night polishing his award)

by blazeraddict on Nov 30, 2009 8:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll get my trenchcoat ready.

"I could have done with other loves perhaps. But there it is, either you love or you don't" -SB

by nightbluefruit on Nov 30, 2009 8:13 PM PST up reply actions  

seriously?

i’d love to read that paper if this wasn’t a joke.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 8:12 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s on season two. I’ll look at it and decide how painful it would be to share it widely.

"I could have done with other loves perhaps. But there it is, either you love or you don't" -SB

by nightbluefruit on Nov 30, 2009 8:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Come on, you have to share that

The Blazerverse and The Wire: A comparison
Brandon Roy = Stringer Bell (smooth technician dedicated to his craft)
Nate McMillan = Cedric Daniels (well intentioned leader, but he can be too rigid for his own good at times)
Martell Webster = Wee Bey Brice (straight up solider who follows orders; every organization needs these guys to be successful)
Jerryd Bayless = Marlo Stanfield (he's new to the game, but he's watching and waitng; he will take over and there will be casualties)
Rudy Fernandez = Jimmy McNulty (he gets results, but the leadership wishes he was less of a wild man; the ladies love him)
Greg Oden = Michael Lee (he started off a quiet kid, but he's beginning to tap in to his huge potential to change the game)
Andre Miller = Lester Freamon (do not let the laconic demeanor fool you, the veteran knows what's up)
John Canzano = Scott Templeton (scummy muckraker who stays up at night polishing his award)

by blazeraddict on Nov 30, 2009 8:16 PM PST up reply actions  

ok. let me know what you decide.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 8:16 PM PST up reply actions  

yet if you go by the advanced stats

where he is the best Blazer this year, by far. He’s a top 3 center in the league already. The defense is greatly improved, thanks to him. He might be the best rebounder in the league according to rebound rate.

the advanced metrics suggest he should be paid for near-max money.

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 30, 2009 7:43 PM PST up reply actions  

There is no way Oden is not our, at least, 2nd best player

And in his 24 minutes a night he has been consistently our most important player this season.

I imagine Roy will pick it up again, but thus far, only Oden has been solid all year.

The only argument against big money for Oden (provided he keeps up his current play) is if one thinks he’ll NEVER get out of foul trouble.

by Mortimer on Nov 30, 2009 7:46 PM PST up reply actions  

oh I agree

I’m just commenting that Oden’s contract negotiations will be very interesting, due to the fact that his impact isn’t really felt in the raw statistics all that much, with the exception of blocks and possibly rebounds.

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 30, 2009 7:48 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah, i agree cloudy.

his contract will be based on one year of good stats and all the rest is potential and advanced stats. I don’t think paying for advanced stats is wise. or, at least, it’s very risky.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 7:54 PM PST up reply actions  

It's no more risky than paying for raw stats IMO

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 30, 2009 7:55 PM PST up reply actions  

And I would say

Advanced stats are more reliable, much more reliable, than raw stats.

Raw stats have too many variables. Without adjusting for pace, without knowing the percentages, raw stats aren’t worth much.

by Mortimer on Nov 30, 2009 7:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Zach Randolph and Tim Thomas agree

Thomas moreso than Z Bo

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 30, 2009 7:59 PM PST up reply actions  

These aren't gimmicky advanced stats

They show things that we can see… he rebounds most balls available, he blocks a good percentage of shots, and is efficient and effective on both ends of the court. All the advanced stats do is illustrate that in specific ways.

It’s not like Oden has bad numbers, but his plus minus is great and that’s it. THAT would be basing too much on an ‘advanced’ stat.

by Mortimer on Nov 30, 2009 7:55 PM PST up reply actions  

advanced stats are more indicative of a player’s impact than raw stats. That’s why they are advanced stats.

i cry for nic

by Cablinasian on Nov 30, 2009 7:56 PM PST up reply actions  

take a gander at Bogut’s deal…

i cry for nic

by Cablinasian on Nov 30, 2009 7:35 PM PST up reply actions  

he is already better than LMA has ever been.

'Cuse 88-Cornell 73. My Big Red failed to beat the spread by 2 points. Hence the new avatar.

by jksnake99 on Nov 30, 2009 7:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Paul Allen isn't that smart.

Dear Paul Allen:

Fire Nate McMillan & hire Jeff Van Gundy.

Sincerely,
AK1984

by AK1984 on Nov 30, 2009 7:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Could this be a bizarre financial rationale to stay in college for a few extra years? So that your game peaks right when you get your first extension? Shouldn’t Malcolm Gladwell be working on this right now for me?

"I could have done with other loves perhaps. But there it is, either you love or you don't" -SB

by nightbluefruit on Nov 30, 2009 7:32 PM PST up reply actions  

its the 3rd contract where you REALLY get paid though if you are a superstar.

'Cuse 88-Cornell 73. My Big Red failed to beat the spread by 2 points. Hence the new avatar.

by jksnake99 on Nov 30, 2009 7:33 PM PST up reply actions  

see this is just another reason why I think it behooves both sides do deal with shorter term contracts

If LmA were given a shorter contract, then maybe he would have incentive to escalate his play up to a consistent all-star level, knowing that he could get the max after playing that way for at least one season. As it is, he was pretty much given his contract based on potential, and the Blazers are pretty much just left to hope LMA holds up his end of the bargain, and if not, he will at least be valuable to another team as a tradeable asset.

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Nov 30, 2009 7:37 PM PST up reply actions  

If he has a strong showing in the next few months it'll be a healthy one.

LMA’s contract is looking horrendous, although, to be honest, Roy’s is looking worse.

It's a tune-out fest.

by The Pirate on Nov 30, 2009 7:31 PM PST up reply actions  

4/40 might do it?

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 7:31 PM PST up reply actions  

no way. Did you see what Bogut was paid? Bargnani? Oden is better than them.

i cry for nic

by Cablinasian on Nov 30, 2009 7:32 PM PST up reply actions  

But his self-esteem is variable, so we can convince him he’s not.

"I could have done with other loves perhaps. But there it is, either you love or you don't" -SB

by nightbluefruit on Nov 30, 2009 7:32 PM PST up reply actions  

YOU'RE NOTHING, ODEN, YOU SUCK.

SEE THAT FOUL, YOU’RE AN IDIOT.

Here is 5/40, take it or leave it you scum.

by Mortimer on Nov 30, 2009 7:37 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Then you butter him up so he doesn’t know what’s what.

"I could have done with other loves perhaps. But there it is, either you love or you don't" -SB

by nightbluefruit on Nov 30, 2009 7:43 PM PST up reply actions  

so what do you think gets it done

that Portland would want to pay? i can’t seem him getting max money. he’s done nothing.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 7:33 PM PST up reply actions  

eh I could see a 5/65 type deal like LMA.

i cry for nic

by Cablinasian on Nov 30, 2009 7:33 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah, i should have used quotes.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 7:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I doubt that he does

but I think if he gets offered less than LMA got then his agent will advise him to try out restricted free agency.

But Oden’s agent also happens to be his BFF’s dad, so maybe he doesn’t know what he is doing either.

by tingeyga on Nov 30, 2009 9:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Conley is his primary

but it’s a quasi time-share with Bill Duffy, an NBA agency vet (Nash, Melo, Mayo are among the guys his agency represents along with GO and Conley)

The Blazerverse and The Wire: A comparison
Brandon Roy = Stringer Bell (smooth technician dedicated to his craft)
Nate McMillan = Cedric Daniels (well intentioned leader, but he can be too rigid for his own good at times)
Martell Webster = Wee Bey Brice (straight up solider who follows orders; every organization needs these guys to be successful)
Jerryd Bayless = Marlo Stanfield (he's new to the game, but he's watching and waitng; he will take over and there will be casualties)
Rudy Fernandez = Jimmy McNulty (he gets results, but the leadership wishes he was less of a wild man; the ladies love him)
Greg Oden = Michael Lee (he started off a quiet kid, but he's beginning to tap in to his huge potential to change the game)
Andre Miller = Lester Freamon (do not let the laconic demeanor fool you, the veteran knows what's up)
John Canzano = Scott Templeton (scummy muckraker who stays up at night polishing his award)

by blazeraddict on Nov 30, 2009 9:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Didn't know about the Duffy partnership

he seems to know what is going on.

I do wonder though if Conley Jr. will find a way to be on the same team as Greg

by tingeyga on Nov 30, 2009 10:07 PM PST up reply actions  

He's sure acting like it.

LMA and Roy fooled us, we better not let Oden “Roy and LMA” us again.

by Mortimer on Nov 30, 2009 7:30 PM PST up reply actions  

hahaha

my point is that he looks great on advanced stats, but his raw ones don’t really show his impact. Do the Front Office/Agents look at advanced stats like PER, D Rating, etc. to determine the contract?

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 30, 2009 7:35 PM PST up reply actions  

eh. His agent is Conley, Sr. who wasn’t even an agent before his kid made the NBAs.

i cry for nic

by Cablinasian on Nov 30, 2009 7:40 PM PST up reply actions  

that would be smart.

Please KP, do not mess with Greg’s confidence. Give him Bynum money and so be it.

i cry for nic

by Cablinasian on Nov 30, 2009 7:42 PM PST up reply actions  

paying for the future is a mistake.

and they already made that mistake with LA because Toronto made it with Bargnani.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 7:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I doubt it'll be a mistake with Oden

He’s too good in things that make for championshipping.

by Mortimer on Nov 30, 2009 7:44 PM PST up reply actions  

If longterm LMA is a mistake

Ya don’t make two by making Oden feel unappreciated.

by Mortimer on Nov 30, 2009 7:44 PM PST up reply actions  

STRENGTHS: CHAMPIONSHIPPING

WEAKNESSES: DIRTY DANCYING

"I could have done with other loves perhaps. But there it is, either you love or you don't" -SB

by nightbluefruit on Nov 30, 2009 7:45 PM PST up reply actions  

i doubt it will too, in the future.

but from a business standpoint, i think the Blazers should sign him for as little as possible. i’d say 12 mil a year at most.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 7:48 PM PST up reply actions  

centers make more than power forwards AND Oden is better than LMA. I don’t get this logic.

i cry for nic

by Cablinasian on Nov 30, 2009 7:49 PM PST up reply actions  

It would be nice to get him for cheap

But I’m warning ya so ya don’t get taken off guard by it… Oden is gonna get paid a lot.

21/22 years old, our at least 2nd best player, at the most important position in basketball, the eventual co-focal point of our offense and the backbone of our defense.

All of that equals PAID.

by Mortimer on Nov 30, 2009 7:50 PM PST up reply actions  

you're probably right.

and if he does, that’s fine and i’ll be happy cause i want him here for his whole career. I agree with you that he will be dominant and his contract will probably pay for itself. I’d just like to see the Blazers only commit to a huge payroll when they’re sure they have a legit shot at a championship. And right now, I’m not sure that’s the case. the bench will weaken if those 3 all get max contracts. Is there any other team in the league that has 3 max/near max contracts?

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 7:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, we went all-in with LMA's deal

Everyone should be judged on their individual worth and value, and letting past mistakes affect future signings is a recipe for being the Bulls.

by Mortimer on Nov 30, 2009 7:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Y'know, I'm now pissed again about how Vulcan, Inc. was ...

duped into overpaying for LaMarcus Aldridge. That kind of fiscal imprudence is a sign of incompetence.

Dear Paul Allen:

Fire Nate McMillan & hire Jeff Van Gundy.

Sincerely,
AK1984

by AK1984 on Nov 30, 2009 7:59 PM PST up reply actions  

More proof that you are now officially a Blazer fan!

I could care less that Rashard got so massively overpaid by the Magic… but I would be mad if I was a fan of them.

AK loves the Blazers.

by Mortimer on Nov 30, 2009 8:09 PM PST up reply actions  

They had to overpay

If he was a restricted free agent next year, all the teams that lost out on the LeBron/Wade/Bosh free agency would have to make their fans happy by overpaying for LA.

"This isn’t making staples, where you’re just making staples." - KP

by tominhawaii on Nov 30, 2009 8:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I'd've gladly let the market dictate LMA's value.

Dear Paul Allen:

Fire Nate McMillan & hire Jeff Van Gundy.

Sincerely,
AK1984

by AK1984 on Nov 30, 2009 8:16 PM PST up reply actions  

especially during a downturn in the economy.

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Nov 30, 2009 8:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I'll still give it time

I do not think it is an untradeable contract, which, to me, is the main reason not to overpay someone— if it makes them untradeable and they ain’t good (which is the only reason someone is truly untradeable), ya shot yourself in the foot.

LMA is young, a big, someone would want him if we did want out of the deal.

He has time to turn it around, like last season.

by Mortimer on Nov 30, 2009 8:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Boston. LA. Orlando.

The good teams.

i cry for nic

by Cablinasian on Nov 30, 2009 7:59 PM PST up reply actions  

if he has a 23 PER, leads the league in block rate, and is one of hte best rebounders among great big men ever…. then we aren’t paying for the future.

i cry for nic

by Cablinasian on Nov 30, 2009 7:46 PM PST up reply actions  

those are advanced stats. rarely do you ever hear people talk about advanced stats when discussing contracts, with the exception being Morey really.

it will be interesting to see Oden’s final figures…

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

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by cloudydays on Nov 30, 2009 7:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I dunno. I think agents use whatever makes their client look better.

i cry for nic

by Cablinasian on Nov 30, 2009 7:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I agree

Agents will use PER when it supports the client, poo poo it when it doesn’t.

I believe Oden is officially signed with a huge firm, I forget who. They’ll have that info prepared long in advance.

Conley Sr. is kinda a go-between, a trusted adviser, I believe.

by Mortimer on Nov 30, 2009 7:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I do not understand why New England isn’t passing on every single down.

i cry for nic

by Cablinasian on Nov 30, 2009 7:29 PM PST reply actions  

Movie of the Decade — In the Mood for Love

Video Game of the Decade — San Andreas

Album of the Decade — Who Will Cut Our Hair When We’re Gone?

Sports Highlight of the Decade — 2006 AFC Championship Game.

Sports Lowlight of the Decade — The fallout from the Pistons’ championship (the end of perimeter defense in the NBA)

"I could have done with other loves perhaps. But there it is, either you love or you don't" -SB

by nightbluefruit on Nov 30, 2009 7:29 PM PST reply actions  

Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, maybe

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by Norsktroll on Nov 30, 2009 7:34 PM PST up reply actions  

I didn’t realize it was opposite day, but I’ll run with it.

"I could have done with other loves perhaps. But there it is, either you love or you don't" -SB

by nightbluefruit on Nov 30, 2009 7:35 PM PST up reply actions  

holy crap. It’s the 99 Rams all over again.

i cry for nic

by Cablinasian on Nov 30, 2009 7:35 PM PST reply actions  

There is currently a product on the market called “prevacid,” that advertises itself to women by essentially saying, “if you don’t take care of your heartburn, you’ll never get married and die an old maid.” I’m not joking. The commercial ends with the “protaganist” gleefully pointing to her wedding ring.

I just have one question: what in god’s name is wrong with everyone?

"I could have done with other loves perhaps. But there it is, either you love or you don't" -SB

by nightbluefruit on Nov 30, 2009 7:35 PM PST reply actions  

They learned from cosmetics and erectile dysfunction ads

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by Norsktroll on Nov 30, 2009 7:37 PM PST up reply actions  

P.S. I’m waiting for you to correct my movie, video game, sports highlight, and album.

"I could have done with other loves perhaps. But there it is, either you love or you don't" -SB

by nightbluefruit on Nov 30, 2009 7:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Movie: The Lord of the Rings Trilogy. On the pedestal: Amelie, City of God, and Hotel Rwanda.
Video game: GTA IV, not San Andreas. Unlike movies, usually follow-ups in video games are better than predecessors thanks to advancements in graphics technology and storytelling ability. Followed depending on what genre you like by Oblivion, Bioshock, COD4, Puzzle Quest, Mass Effect, …
Sports highlight: Mine is obviously different from football, and is either a moment from soccer of a team you don’t know in the stadium winning the championship on the last second due to impossible circumstances, or more likely a biathlon relay that had me screaming in joy in front of the TV. Or if it has to be basketball, Dirk’s monster And1 vs San Antonio in game 7 of the 2006 playoffs.

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by Norsktroll on Nov 30, 2009 8:13 PM PST up reply actions  

San Andreas > GTAIV

sorry NorskLOL

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by cloudydays on Nov 30, 2009 8:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Nope. Not even close.

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by Norsktroll on Nov 30, 2009 8:16 PM PST up reply actions  

more customization

better storyline

the only thing IV has going for it is improved graphics and activities

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 30, 2009 8:20 PM PST up reply actions  

The storyline in GTA IV was great, and they were able to continue to build around it

And I’m a sucker for graphics, so every later installment instantly has much better chances

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by Norsktroll on Nov 30, 2009 8:21 PM PST up reply actions  

San Andreas is better than IV because it’s much more morally irresponsible. Not only is the original split between bloods and crips fictionalized, but you get a simulacrum of the LA riots. Nothing in IV comes close. Also, LOTR series? What are your criteria? Also, I’ll buy Amelie as most influential of the last decade, but only because it ruined movies for 10 years.

"I could have done with other loves perhaps. But there it is, either you love or you don't" -SB

by nightbluefruit on Nov 30, 2009 8:16 PM PST up reply actions  

It was the most epic movie event series of the decade, probably the best since Star Wars

I still remember that first trailer where they presented the trilogy coming around each Christmas. EPIC redefined. And they managed to ramp up the third movie, which rarely happens unfortunately. Come on, you should enjoy the most badass line by a female character in ages “I am no man” before Miranda Otto kills the dark king.

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by Norsktroll on Nov 30, 2009 8:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I like the LOTR series, but it is what it is. I would no more claim that LOTR was the best movie(s) of this decade, though, than I would that the Star Wars movies were the best of their time.

Also, the most badass line by a female character in ages is in “Sympathy for Lady Vengeance.” But I can’t write it here.

"I could have done with other loves perhaps. But there it is, either you love or you don't" -SB

by nightbluefruit on Nov 30, 2009 8:23 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah don't spoil it.

that movie is on my netflix queue.

also for LotR. That was an incredible achievement in movie making. the sheer scope and overall quality of the movie puts it at the top of the list. there were movies that were maybe more potent or emotionally/intellectually great in the last decade, but the thoroughness and sustained excellence of LotR was amazing.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 8:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Couldn’t disagree more. Ben-Hur will never be as good as Hitchcock’s Rope, Gone with the Wind will never be as good as Casablanca, etc., etc.

"I could have done with other loves perhaps. But there it is, either you love or you don't" -SB

by nightbluefruit on Nov 30, 2009 8:27 PM PST up reply actions  

well, there's not much that will ever be as good

as Casablanca. that’s one of the few perfect movies.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 8:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I can think of three better movies.

And, to prove my point, In the Mood for Love is significantly better than any of the LOTR films, or all three put together.

"I could have done with other loves perhaps. But there it is, either you love or you don't" -SB

by nightbluefruit on Nov 30, 2009 8:30 PM PST up reply actions  

what are your three better movies?

i think we have different taste/ideas of what makes a good movie too. wasn’t it you i argued about Doubt with some time ago?

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 8:33 PM PST up reply actions  

8 1/2
City Lights
Les Quatre Cents Coups (400 Blows)

More possible, if you like.

But Casablanca is top ten.

"I could have done with other loves perhaps. But there it is, either you love or you don't" -SB

by nightbluefruit on Nov 30, 2009 8:35 PM PST up reply actions  

i love love love City Lights.

I just recently watched both 8 1/2 and The 400 Blows.

8 1/2 I thought was kinda boring. but i felt like a heel for not liking it more.

The 400 Blows I liked more and more and more as I time passed after watching it.

i’d be interested in the rest of your list.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 8:37 PM PST up reply actions  

8 1/2 would be the closest I can think of a perfect movie. It is the first movie to ostensibly ask what a movie is. Plenty of other movies before it interrogated the role of the film, but none took on the important work of placing desire in relation to the movies.

So many other brilliant themes in that movie I can’t even begin. What about language and the movies? I could write a 50 page paper on nothing but “ASA NISI MASA”

"I could have done with other loves perhaps. But there it is, either you love or you don't" -SB

by nightbluefruit on Nov 30, 2009 8:39 PM PST up reply actions  

i got some of those themes in it.

i’ll have to watch it again some time. i found La Dolce Vita boring too.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 8:41 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s indulgent. He’s one of the most indulgent filmmakers in the business. Now La Strada was a great film. More for it’s use of negative imagery than anything else. It’s like Samuel Beckett. It doesn’t hit me on a gut level…

But seriously, I understand how La Dolce Vita could be boring to many. I don’t understand how 8 1/2 could be. Then again, people are bored with Citizen Kane, so what do I know? Nothing, or next to it.

"I could have done with other loves perhaps. But there it is, either you love or you don't" -SB

by nightbluefruit on Nov 30, 2009 8:46 PM PST up reply actions  

naw, just different tastes.

you’ve convinced me to watch 8 1/2 again. For a film buff like me, i think it would relaly like it. I did love the final scene where he had all those actors walking across a stage.

I’ll check out La Strada.

why oh why didn’t i go to a school with more film classes?

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 8:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Casablanca is boring

Would make my “most overrated movies” list. Even Bogart had better movies.

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by Norsktroll on Nov 30, 2009 8:31 PM PST up reply actions  

boring?

that’s one thing that movie definitely is not.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 8:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Needs more orcs, am I right?

"I could have done with other loves perhaps. But there it is, either you love or you don't" -SB

by nightbluefruit on Nov 30, 2009 8:35 PM PST up reply actions  

No, but I e.g. prefer the Maltese Falcon

And the Sierra Madre book, though the movie isn’t perfect.

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by Norsktroll on Nov 30, 2009 8:37 PM PST up reply actions  

i think The Maltese Falcon

invented the macguffin didn’t it? where there’s an object that doesn’t really mean anything? like the suitcase in Pulp Fiction.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 8:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Macgruber vs. The Falcon?

But I love you :-(
by Mortimer on Nov 19, 2009 7:04 PM PST

by TheTinfoil on Nov 30, 2009 8:39 PM PST up reply actions  

isn't that called a free motif?

I'm just coolin'
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by HD on Nov 30, 2009 8:40 PM PST up reply actions  

What about the big sleep? I prefer it to Maltese Falcon, although I’m beginning to understand your taste a little bit. We very obviously value different things.

"I could have done with other loves perhaps. But there it is, either you love or you don't" -SB

by nightbluefruit on Nov 30, 2009 8:41 PM PST up reply actions  

hahaha

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 8:37 PM PST up reply actions  

AK feels that having to reach into his pocket to grab his wallet is far too time and energy consuming. He uses a “shoulder bag” instead.

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 30, 2009 8:37 PM PST up reply actions  

ya it didn't even have samuel jackson in it

I'm just coolin'
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by HD on Nov 30, 2009 8:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Also, you took my Amelie crack pretty lightly.

"I could have done with other loves perhaps. But there it is, either you love or you don't" -SB

by nightbluefruit on Nov 30, 2009 8:25 PM PST up reply actions  

It substitutes cuteness for sexuality, which became a calling card of impotent “indie” faux-romances. See Braff, Zach.

"I could have done with other loves perhaps. But there it is, either you love or you don't" -SB

by nightbluefruit on Nov 30, 2009 8:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m…I’m just in a difficult place right now…

"I could have done with other loves perhaps. But there it is, either you love or you don't" -SB

by nightbluefruit on Nov 30, 2009 7:41 PM PST up reply actions  

god's name had nothing to do with it.

theory: if it didn’t work, they wouldn’t go with it.

But I love you :-(
by Mortimer on Nov 19, 2009 7:04 PM PST

by TheTinfoil on Nov 30, 2009 7:53 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s my point. It obviously works. So what is wrong with people that would make it work? What function allows someone to think, I bet the reason I’m single is that I have heartburn?

"I could have done with other loves perhaps. But there it is, either you love or you don't" -SB

by nightbluefruit on Nov 30, 2009 7:54 PM PST up reply actions  

As Slipknot once wrote, in their epic song "People = Shiz,"

People = Shiz

But I love you :-(
by Mortimer on Nov 19, 2009 7:04 PM PST

by TheTinfoil on Nov 30, 2009 7:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t believe in shortcuts.

"I could have done with other loves perhaps. But there it is, either you love or you don't" -SB

by nightbluefruit on Nov 30, 2009 7:57 PM PST up reply actions  

i've thought of all kinds of reasons i'm single.

none of them are probably accurate. when people start thinking about that, they’ll come up with any excuse.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 7:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I think there is a desperation in some people to be told what or who they are, and therefore “lifestyle” advertisements work very well. The level of bait-and-switch should be somewhat sensical, though, such as Norsk suggested with his comparison to ED and cosmetic commercials. Sure, I’ll buy that an inability to present myself and/or my impotence are preventing me from attracting a mate—but my heartburn?

"I could have done with other loves perhaps. But there it is, either you love or you don't" -SB

by nightbluefruit on Nov 30, 2009 8:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Ya just don't get it

Heartburn in a chick is such a turn off.

by Mortimer on Nov 30, 2009 8:01 PM PST up reply actions  

heartburn never bothered me so much

it was the acid reflux that made them so disgusting

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Nov 30, 2009 8:02 PM PST up reply actions  

You know what’s a turn-off in guys? Mild joint pain. BLECHH

"I could have done with other loves perhaps. But there it is, either you love or you don't" -SB

by nightbluefruit on Nov 30, 2009 8:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I get mild joint pain

when I have gotten any for a while

" Welcome to the Bedge....where good, is never good enough"…Rudiculous

by 92wastheyear on Nov 30, 2009 8:29 PM PST up reply actions  

BLECHH

"I could have done with other loves perhaps. But there it is, either you love or you don't" -SB

by nightbluefruit on Nov 30, 2009 8:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Do something about it!!

at least that is what I wanted to say …at least til my better nature took over

" Welcome to the Bedge....where good, is never good enough"…Rudiculous

by 92wastheyear on Nov 30, 2009 8:33 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah, heartburn is a stretch for sure.

everyone is desperate for acceptance and/or validation from others, especially those they’re sexually attracted to. so they’ll look for whatever tells them will earn that attention. from a female perspective, what do you think about commercials for Axe body wash/deodorant. i find those ads ridiculous. not as ridiculous as heartburn, but still.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 8:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I think everyone thinks those ads are ridiculous

except these guys

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Nov 30, 2009 8:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Axe body spray commercials are designed for pre-pubescent boys who have illusions of grandeur but who would rather punch themselves in the nuts than speak to a girl. I think the attraction of axe body spray commercials disappears in men the first time they see real boobs in person.

"I could have done with other loves perhaps. But there it is, either you love or you don't" -SB

by nightbluefruit on Nov 30, 2009 8:07 PM PST up reply actions  

hahahahaha

i think you may have something there.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 8:13 PM PST up reply actions  

You sound like Jane Seymour in those Kay commercials I hate. Has anyone else noticed her “open heart” design looks like the Willendorf Venus?

"I could have done with other loves perhaps. But there it is, either you love or you don't" -SB

by nightbluefruit on Nov 30, 2009 8:02 PM PST up reply actions  

i don't know what the willendorf venus is.

but to me that necklace looks like boobs

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 8:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Bingo

"I could have done with other loves perhaps. But there it is, either you love or you don't" -SB

by nightbluefruit on Nov 30, 2009 8:06 PM PST up reply actions  

the resemblance is striking.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 8:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I agree with you, and, therefore, with myself.

By the way, if you’re interested at all the Venus of Willendorf is a really interesting example of a bizarre phenomenon.

"I could have done with other loves perhaps. But there it is, either you love or you don't" -SB

by nightbluefruit on Nov 30, 2009 8:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Very jealous. How big is it? Palm sized?

"I could have done with other loves perhaps. But there it is, either you love or you don't" -SB

by nightbluefruit on Nov 30, 2009 8:16 PM PST up reply actions  

About 4 to 5 inch

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by Norsktroll on Nov 30, 2009 8:25 PM PST up reply actions  

You know the theory that the figures are prehistoric pornography? I like it. There’s no real proof, of course, but on a basic level the omnipresence of the form makes most sense to me from that angle.

"I could have done with other loves perhaps. But there it is, either you love or you don't" -SB

by nightbluefruit on Nov 30, 2009 8:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Ain't nuthin prehistoric about it

That’s a REAL woman, NBF!

Guys like you don’t get that, though…

by Mortimer on Nov 30, 2009 8:38 PM PST up reply actions  

What can I say? I like ‘em sickly lookin’.

But I will say, I have never seen a woman that looks like the Willendorf Venus.

"I could have done with other loves perhaps. But there it is, either you love or you don't" -SB

by nightbluefruit on Nov 30, 2009 8:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I double dog dare you.

"I could have done with other loves perhaps. But there it is, either you love or you don't" -SB

by nightbluefruit on Nov 30, 2009 8:47 PM PST up reply actions  

an armless obese faceless woman-thing with obscenely engorged genitals?

(By the way, the above is my new band name)

"I could have done with other loves perhaps. But there it is, either you love or you don't" -SB

by nightbluefruit on Nov 30, 2009 8:55 PM PST up reply actions  

hawt

But I love you :-(
by Mortimer on Nov 19, 2009 7:04 PM PST

by TheTinfoil on Nov 30, 2009 8:55 PM PST up reply actions  

They know not Mortimer,

they know not…

"The match in Los Angeles is a good opportunity to begin to demonstrate that we want to make war." Rudy Fernández (translated)

by G_dubs on Nov 30, 2009 9:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Hee hee

I do have a thing, but if I gotta be honest the Venus statues ain’t it.

My thing is Oden’s forehead wrinkles. Can’t get enuff of ’em!

by Mortimer on Nov 30, 2009 9:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh I think I know what your thaaang is alright

That said, the figurine is too much for even me

"The match in Los Angeles is a good opportunity to begin to demonstrate that we want to make war." Rudy Fernández (translated)

by G_dubs on Nov 30, 2009 9:09 PM PST up reply actions  

HA HA HA!

Venus vom Willendorf sounds like a horrible name for a daughter. Also, lady on the left is too army and not booby enough.

"I could have done with other loves perhaps. But there it is, either you love or you don't" -SB

by nightbluefruit on Nov 30, 2009 9:07 PM PST up reply actions  

While I may or may not have been being a jokester about banging 'dem Venus-like broads

I have seen ladies who look like that in every way.

Oh yeah, you better believe I have…

Mmm…

by Mortimer on Nov 30, 2009 9:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I believe you. They’re much more prevalent now, for sure. Although the lack of arms—although I’m sure most people would argue I’m being too picky—really stands out to me. Unlike greek statuary, this venus was intended to be armless.

"I could have done with other loves perhaps. But there it is, either you love or you don't" -SB

by nightbluefruit on Nov 30, 2009 9:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I assume the neolithic artist was just bad at creating arms. Like Leonardo was bad at drawing teeth, so the Mona Lisa has that awkward smile. Or the theory is right that he drew the behind of a naked man. Or woman. Or whatever.

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by Norsktroll on Nov 30, 2009 9:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, and overdimensional women are a cultural thing as much as a nutritional thing. Rubens, Polynesia, …

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by Norsktroll on Nov 30, 2009 9:16 PM PST up reply actions  

But the Willendorf Venus’ figure is cross-cultural. That’s what’s so alarming about it.

Also its ludicrously turgid genitals, which, as you suggested, might just be the back view of a scrotum.

"I could have done with other loves perhaps. But there it is, either you love or you don't" -SB

by nightbluefruit on Nov 30, 2009 9:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Now that I think about it, the mona lisa does look like a naked man from behind.

But no, you’re probably right. The lack of arms is probably contingent, and not an actual symptom of anything important, especially because almost all the similar figures are armed.

"I could have done with other loves perhaps. But there it is, either you love or you don't" -SB

by nightbluefruit on Nov 30, 2009 9:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Just the smile. There is a theory that it’s the back of a man or the legs of a woman when viewed sideways. Or that she was very pregnant when he finished the portrait and that caused an odd smile. Or it’s his “Sfumato” technique of layering images that makes it look like the image is following you.

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by Norsktroll on Nov 30, 2009 9:29 PM PST up reply actions  

yay Brees take down that BRP.

i cry for nic

by Cablinasian on Nov 30, 2009 7:36 PM PST reply actions  

It has never been more fun to be a casual Saints fan. This is great.

i cry for nic

by Cablinasian on Nov 30, 2009 7:37 PM PST reply actions  

would it kill you to throw to Shockey in the redzone, Drew?

'Cuse 88-Cornell 73. My Big Red failed to beat the spread by 2 points. Hence the new avatar.

by jksnake99 on Nov 30, 2009 7:37 PM PST reply actions  

you will get your seven points.

i cry for nic

by Cablinasian on Nov 30, 2009 7:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Relax

My fantasy team is not doing well. Dropping to 9-3 but with the #1 seed locked up (we have 2-week playoffs starting with the Semis in weeks 13-14 next week).

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Nov 30, 2009 8:11 PM PST up reply actions  

7 more to go.

'Cuse 88-Cornell 73. My Big Red failed to beat the spread by 2 points. Hence the new avatar.

by jksnake99 on Nov 30, 2009 7:37 PM PST reply actions  

Drew Brees : NFL :: Steve Nash : NBA

Seem to be some parallels there.

i cry for nic

by Cablinasian on Nov 30, 2009 7:38 PM PST reply actions  

wtf! maintenance now? i hate u ticketing system let the students wait in line again

I'm just coolin'
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by HD on Nov 30, 2009 7:46 PM PST reply actions  

Jake is stressed right now.

i cry for nic

by Cablinasian on Nov 30, 2009 7:52 PM PST reply actions  

Is ATF still around? I'm taking the non-Liberal side on something, and want to fight about it.

So anyone who is related to a teacher, knows a teacher, once had a teacher, or can spell the word teacher knows that paying teachers based on test scores is ridiculous. As someone quoted in the Oregonian today, “Basing teachers’ pay on student performance is like asking someone to make the same food item every day using different ingredients.” Clearly there is much more to education than just “Mr. Smith is a good teacher, therefore the stinky bastard child in the back will be better at test-taking by the end of the semester.”

Anyway, what bugs me is that my beloved Obama is gung-ho about performance based pay for teachers, and has set up his big education giveaway to focus on schools that participate in programs that pay teachers based on test scores. I hate it when someone I really like has a really bad idea. It’s kind of a Greg Oden/foul situation.

But I love you :-(
by Mortimer on Nov 19, 2009 7:04 PM PST

by TheTinfoil on Nov 30, 2009 7:59 PM PST reply actions  

the other issue is that teachers will then teach with the focus on passing a test rather than educating their students. Washington State already messed up with the WASL in this area.

i cry for nic

by Cablinasian on Nov 30, 2009 8:04 PM PST up reply actions  

For a fan of The Wire

Mr President must have skipped season 4. Seriously, “teaching for the test/pay-on-performance” ignores the fact that certain schools/areas are hardly on a level playing field, and it encourages gaming for scores rather than actual learning. All in all, a horrible idea.

The Blazerverse and The Wire: A comparison
Brandon Roy = Stringer Bell (smooth technician dedicated to his craft)
Nate McMillan = Cedric Daniels (well intentioned leader, but he can be too rigid for his own good at times)
Martell Webster = Wee Bey Brice (straight up solider who follows orders; every organization needs these guys to be successful)
Jerryd Bayless = Marlo Stanfield (he's new to the game, but he's watching and waitng; he will take over and there will be casualties)
Rudy Fernandez = Jimmy McNulty (he gets results, but the leadership wishes he was less of a wild man; the ladies love him)
Greg Oden = Michael Lee (he started off a quiet kid, but he's beginning to tap in to his huge potential to change the game)
Andre Miller = Lester Freamon (do not let the laconic demeanor fool you, the veteran knows what's up)
John Canzano = Scott Templeton (scummy muckraker who stays up at night polishing his award)

by blazeraddict on Nov 30, 2009 8:07 PM PST up reply actions  

it’s like some of the schools telling only the smart kids to take the SAT to get more funding.

Schools pull from different economic classes.

i cry for nic

by Cablinasian on Nov 30, 2009 8:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I agree

I understand the knee jerk reaction – school is failing, the powers that be want to see measurable improvement. But this is not the way to go about it.

The Blazerverse and The Wire: A comparison
Brandon Roy = Stringer Bell (smooth technician dedicated to his craft)
Nate McMillan = Cedric Daniels (well intentioned leader, but he can be too rigid for his own good at times)
Martell Webster = Wee Bey Brice (straight up solider who follows orders; every organization needs these guys to be successful)
Jerryd Bayless = Marlo Stanfield (he's new to the game, but he's watching and waitng; he will take over and there will be casualties)
Rudy Fernandez = Jimmy McNulty (he gets results, but the leadership wishes he was less of a wild man; the ladies love him)
Greg Oden = Michael Lee (he started off a quiet kid, but he's beginning to tap in to his huge potential to change the game)
Andre Miller = Lester Freamon (do not let the laconic demeanor fool you, the veteran knows what's up)
John Canzano = Scott Templeton (scummy muckraker who stays up at night polishing his award)

by blazeraddict on Nov 30, 2009 8:13 PM PST up reply actions  

i think paying teachers based on performance is a good thing.

problem is, there’s not a good way to measure their performance. tests are a terrible way.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 8:05 PM PST up reply actions  

True. How else can they be measured?

It’s such a subjective thing to say who is a “good” teacher.

But I love you :-(
by Mortimer on Nov 19, 2009 7:04 PM PST

by TheTinfoil on Nov 30, 2009 8:07 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah, Mr. Miyagi didn't get paid jack

’cept mad honor

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Nov 30, 2009 8:09 PM PST up reply actions  

word

But I love you :-(
by Mortimer on Nov 19, 2009 7:04 PM PST

by TheTinfoil on Nov 30, 2009 8:10 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah it really is.

i work in a public school system (though not a teacher) and I’d be wary of sending my kids to a public school now. There are plenty of good teachers, but there are just as many mediocre to poor ones. The focus isn’t on teaching effective life skills or well rounded intellectual minds. It’s all about passing tests and moving on. there’s just no good way to measure a good teacher.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 8:10 PM PST up reply actions  

you could ask the kids

lol

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 30, 2009 8:16 PM PST up reply actions  

haha.

yeah, that’d be a great measure. kids like the worst teachers the most. haha.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 8:17 PM PST up reply actions  

define "worst teachers"

lol

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 30, 2009 8:20 PM PST up reply actions  

ones that let the kids do what they want.

i remember high school well enough to know that the teachers everyone liked weren’t that great at teaching. it doesn’t take a good teacher to press play on the dvd/vcr player.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 8:22 PM PST up reply actions  

All of the ones I had

I hated my teachers growing up and I had horrible grades. Most likely the worst grades on Blazers Edge, out of those who graduated HS.

I wish with all my heart-hole that there was a good way to pay teachers based on performance. I had too many bad, lazy teachers who didn’t care and couldn’t be bothered to. They deserve to lose their job and be either forced to be good or find other work.

There is no good way I can think of, and test scores are a baaad idea.

by Mortimer on Nov 30, 2009 8:26 PM PST up reply actions  

What about student evaluations? That works soooooooooooooooo well in colleges.

"I could have done with other loves perhaps. But there it is, either you love or you don't" -SB

by nightbluefruit on Nov 30, 2009 8:29 PM PST up reply actions  

the best way might just be by

the amount of continuing education teachers get. make all those staff development days optional and then let them earn creditsby taking classes and make a tiered system. that will never happen, but it’s an idea. and it still doesn’t guarantee they’ll be good teachers. but at least if they don’t have to worry about taking extra classes, they can focus on lesson planning and student interaction.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 8:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Nah, smart people aren’t necessarily good teachers.

"I could have done with other loves perhaps. But there it is, either you love or you don't" -SB

by nightbluefruit on Nov 30, 2009 8:33 PM PST up reply actions  

And thankfully we beat down this stupid idea

When it was presented as a Sizemore initiative, by something like 65-35%.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Nov 30, 2009 8:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Sizemore should die and go to hell.

But I love you :-(
by Mortimer on Nov 19, 2009 7:04 PM PST

by TheTinfoil on Nov 30, 2009 8:10 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Love, Tinfoil, whose dad was a teacher in 1995.

But I love you :-(
by Mortimer on Nov 19, 2009 7:04 PM PST

by TheTinfoil on Nov 30, 2009 8:11 PM PST up reply actions  

He's a tax cheat too

The state just charged him with nof filing his taxes the past three years.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Nov 30, 2009 8:12 PM PST up reply actions  

but he's gonna run for governor, even if he has to run from jail.

He should be absolutely discluded from any available public funds.

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Nov 30, 2009 8:16 PM PST up reply actions  

There is no such thing at the state level

I hope he gets the nomination, the Dems will kick his ass.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Nov 30, 2009 8:18 PM PST up reply actions  

thank god. How could he possibly win the nomination though?

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Nov 30, 2009 8:22 PM PST up reply actions  

rec

he even cheated in little league baseball as a coach

I'm just coolin'
http://bedgewiki.blogspot.com/

by HD on Nov 30, 2009 8:12 PM PST up reply actions  

annthefan silly

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Nov 30, 2009 8:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms

Items that should be available at any corner convienence store.

"The match in Los Angeles is a good opportunity to begin to demonstrate that we want to make war." Rudy Fernández (translated)

by G_dubs on Nov 30, 2009 9:02 PM PST up reply actions  

On the radio right now on 1450 AM: Crosstide from 8-9

One of my fav bands ever. The singer was a fellow philosophy major at George Fox, and writes some sweet songs.

But I love you :-(
by Mortimer on Nov 19, 2009 7:04 PM PST

by TheTinfoil on Nov 30, 2009 8:03 PM PST reply actions  

hey bedgers

what a rediculous amount of junk been produced here today

""..Sometimes the songs that we hear are just songs of our own . . . "

by LetsBlaze on Nov 30, 2009 8:07 PM PST reply actions  

The Saints are really f-ing good

Wow. They are truly for real.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Nov 30, 2009 8:08 PM PST reply actions  

Thank God there are only 3 more days to this


GO DUCKS!

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Nov 30, 2009 8:15 PM PST reply actions  

I'm up by 0.2 points

Yikes. That’s close enough that a kneel down could cost me the game. Throw for a few more yards, Drew, and no picks, no fumbles, no kneels. k thx.

'Cuse 88-Cornell 73. My Big Red failed to beat the spread by 2 points. Hence the new avatar.

by jksnake99 on Nov 30, 2009 8:17 PM PST reply actions  

And Brady throws a pick

The weeks I lose this year my team really lays an egg.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Nov 30, 2009 8:18 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm up by .6 points

I need Henderson, Shockey, Moss, and the Pats’ Kicker to go scoreless

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 30, 2009 8:21 PM PST up reply actions  

uh…. yeah lol.

i cry for nic

by Cablinasian on Nov 30, 2009 8:21 PM PST up reply actions  

looks liek Belicheck has pulled the starters (Moss)

now I just need New England to eat up the clock and not kick a field goal and I might be good

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 30, 2009 8:24 PM PST up reply actions  

colston saved me from being humiliated by sophia in FFB. thank god.

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Nov 30, 2009 8:17 PM PST reply actions  

man, if jake loses to a kneel down…

i cry for nic

by Cablinasian on Nov 30, 2009 8:20 PM PST reply actions  

Ah ah ah a ha ha ah ah ha ha ha

Someone in my league is probably missing the playoffs because of that missed FG.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Nov 30, 2009 8:21 PM PST reply actions  

LOL Jake survives only due to holding call on Saints.

i cry for nic

by Cablinasian on Nov 30, 2009 8:27 PM PST reply actions  

I might have won it by .6

thanks to Belicheck pulling the starters. Now I just gotta hope that NE doesn’t score

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 30, 2009 8:29 PM PST up reply actions  

hahahaha I won!

still in the playoff hunt…

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 30, 2009 8:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I did a Tiger Woods fist pump after they called that holding.

'Cuse 88-Cornell 73. My Big Red failed to beat the spread by 2 points. Hence the new avatar.

by jksnake99 on Nov 30, 2009 8:54 PM PST up reply actions  

they were all set to let Brees gain -3 yards rushing…

i cry for nic

by Cablinasian on Nov 30, 2009 8:55 PM PST up reply actions  

just about everyone here....

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 30, 2009 8:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Men represent!!!

"We are Men!!!!

If I don’t say you’re pretty everytime you have on a new outfit, its because he already knows you’re pretty…. and he thought he told you yesterday.

"They can't comprehend. They can't even come close to understanding him. I guess if I was boring they would love me more. Guess if I was simple in the mind everything would be fine. Maybe if I was jerk to girls, instead of being nice and speakin kind words. Then maybe it would be ok to say then I wasn't a good guy to begin with."

by Starvin' Marvin on Nov 30, 2009 8:34 PM PST reply actions  

sry meaty belongs to rob dyrdek

"They can't comprehend. They can't even come close to understanding him. I guess if I was boring they would love me more. Guess if I was simple in the mind everything would be fine. Maybe if I was jerk to girls, instead of being nice and speakin kind words. Then maybe it would be ok to say then I wasn't a good guy to begin with."

by Starvin' Marvin on Nov 30, 2009 8:39 PM PST up reply actions  

uhh don't tell me that. tell him!

but how cool would that be to see outlaw outside your house just riding around on that thing? LMAO

by portlandgiirl91 on Nov 30, 2009 8:41 PM PST up reply actions  

From an earlier discussion, Mort says he thinks Dwight Howard is overrated. I, however, disagree with him.

Even if Howard never refines his offensive game, always has a low assit rate, and continues to commit tons of turnovers, he’ll always be a beast who can score inside and rebound his way to a title like Moses Malone did in the early-‘80s. So, while Greg Oden has the chance to be one of the most efficient back-to-the-basket scorers this side of Artis Gilmore and top-notch man-to-man low-post defenders like Patrick Ewing, that shouldn’t take away from Howard’s equal greatness.

Now, here’s my question to everyone out there is simply this: Where do y’all side on this debate?

Dear Paul Allen:

Fire Nate McMillan & hire Jeff Van Gundy.

Sincerely,
AK1984

by AK1984 on Nov 30, 2009 8:46 PM PST reply actions  

Oden > all

Oden + Roy = Championships

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 30, 2009 8:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't mean it so strongly

I don’t think he is up there with Shaq, Hakeem, Robinson, other “best centers playing” during their day.

I think most don’t realize how bad of a passer he is, how unrefined his offense is, and how limited he is… but still a beast.

THAT’s what I mean when I say “overrated”. He’s still the best center playing today.

by Mortimer on Nov 30, 2009 8:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Also, by "overrated"

I think some think it would take a huge jump for Oden to be as good as Howard, and to me it isn’t THAT huge of a jump.

Just no constant foul troubles, and more experience.

Howard’s goodness is attainable, and many think that would be a pipe dream.

by Mortimer on Nov 30, 2009 8:59 PM PST up reply actions  

his per-36 suggests

all he has to do is stay on the court and he’ll get as good as, if not better than, Dwight’s numbers right now

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 30, 2009 9:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Dwight still gets more points/36 than Oden

That’s partly a pace issue and partly a usage issue. Its not, however, an efficiency issue.

'Cuse 88-Cornell 73. My Big Red failed to beat the spread by 2 points. Hence the new avatar.

by jksnake99 on Nov 30, 2009 9:04 PM PST up reply actions  

and mostly a pick and roll issue.

i cry for nic

by Cablinasian on Nov 30, 2009 9:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I agree with everything you say.

Except that I think that Oden’s “ceiling” would prove greater than Howard’s in a seven game series. It doesn’t take away from Howard’s greatness, but it is not equal greatness.

Hypothetically.

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 30, 2009 8:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I worry about Howard's longevity

We’ve seen big men like KG, Duncan, etc. have learned how to adjust their games as the athleticism begins to go. Can Howard do the same? At this stage, I’d say no, as his main skill is jump over the top and dunk/block as hard as possible. He’s still young, and he obviously keeps himself in amazing condition, but I don’t know if his game is conducive to an extended run of dominance. That said, he’s got at least another 5 years at this level, barring injury.

The Blazerverse and The Wire: A comparison
Brandon Roy = Stringer Bell (smooth technician dedicated to his craft)
Nate McMillan = Cedric Daniels (well intentioned leader, but he can be too rigid for his own good at times)
Martell Webster = Wee Bey Brice (straight up solider who follows orders; every organization needs these guys to be successful)
Jerryd Bayless = Marlo Stanfield (he's new to the game, but he's watching and waitng; he will take over and there will be casualties)
Rudy Fernandez = Jimmy McNulty (he gets results, but the leadership wishes he was less of a wild man; the ladies love him)
Greg Oden = Michael Lee (he started off a quiet kid, but he's beginning to tap in to his huge potential to change the game)
Andre Miller = Lester Freamon (do not let the laconic demeanor fool you, the veteran knows what's up)
John Canzano = Scott Templeton (scummy muckraker who stays up at night polishing his award)

by blazeraddict on Nov 30, 2009 8:50 PM PST up reply actions  

And

Until Oden can play 30+ minutes a game without us throwing a party to celebrate it, Howard is better.

I just think Oden’s touch and passing and more physical nature will make him better. In the long run.

by Mortimer on Nov 30, 2009 8:50 PM PST up reply actions  

i think in a couple years, if Oden keeps developing like he has this year,

he will be, very clearly, the better center. because he’ll do what Dwight does, but pass and be better offensively

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 8:51 PM PST up reply actions  

yep

there’s a reason Oden was once called the best center prospect of his generation…

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 30, 2009 8:52 PM PST up reply actions  

yep.

now if only the Blazers will pay him a ton of money

;)

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 8:53 PM PST up reply actions  

hey ak what's ur stance on bynum?

like what do ya think he will end up being, all star or just above average player?

I'm just coolin'
http://bedgewiki.blogspot.com/

by HD on Nov 30, 2009 8:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Andrew Bynum can score efficiently and proficiently, but he's only an above average rebounder ...

and not a game-changer defensively. Looking over historical stats at www.basketball-reference.com, Bynum is somewhat statistically similar to Robert Parish — with Bynum being slightly more efficient on offense, and Parish being a bit stronger on the glass and focused defensively — which is funny ‘cause people here would often say that “The Chief” was Greg Oden’s bottom floor comparison.

Dear Paul Allen:

Fire Nate McMillan & hire Jeff Van Gundy.

Sincerely,
AK1984

by AK1984 on Nov 30, 2009 9:08 PM PST up reply actions  

GOOD LUCK PHILLY! you deserve a ticket

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Nov 30, 2009 8:54 PM PST reply actions  

pshaw

I had to camp out for mine. all philly has to do is sit at his computer.

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 30, 2009 8:55 PM PST up reply actions  

i would camp if they would let me

I'm just coolin'
http://bedgewiki.blogspot.com/

by HD on Nov 30, 2009 8:56 PM PST up reply actions  

im not saying the system is better. i’m sure philly would rather camp out. kinda takes the stress out of it.

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Nov 30, 2009 8:56 PM PST up reply actions  

besides

Deserves got nothin’ to do with it

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 30, 2009 8:57 PM PST up reply actions  

maybe my favorite line from any movie ever.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 8:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I love that movie

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 30, 2009 8:58 PM PST up reply actions  

best western ever.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 8:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I prefer The Good The Bad and The Ugly

but that movie is definitely top 5 Westerns, maybe top 3

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 30, 2009 8:59 PM PST up reply actions  

my top westerns are

Unforgiven, Once Upon a Time in the West, and Shane.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 9:01 PM PST up reply actions  

and yes, the line is totally badass

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 30, 2009 8:58 PM PST up reply actions  

it does when scrubs that know nothing about football are getting tix cuz they have a better internet connection than some die-hard fan.

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Nov 30, 2009 8:58 PM PST up reply actions  

thanks man

i have had to log on 3 times now but im in the system just gotta hope i can click quick

I'm just coolin'
http://bedgewiki.blogspot.com/

by HD on Nov 30, 2009 8:56 PM PST up reply actions  

yup

don’t pull a muscle! gotta be able to make that O on thursday

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Nov 30, 2009 8:57 PM PST up reply actions  

TWSS

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 30, 2009 8:57 PM PST up reply actions  

But I love you :-(
by Mortimer on Nov 19, 2009 7:04 PM PST

by TheTinfoil on Nov 30, 2009 8:57 PM PST reply actions  

now what will i get my boss?

back to the drawing board.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 8:58 PM PST up reply actions  

just give him an "Upper Decker"

It’s the gift that keeps on giving.

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Nov 30, 2009 9:00 PM PST up reply actions  

my boss is a woman.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 9:02 PM PST up reply actions  

sorry. Give HER an "Upper Decker"

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Nov 30, 2009 9:02 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

rec

But I love you :-(
by Mortimer on Nov 19, 2009 7:04 PM PST

by TheTinfoil on Nov 30, 2009 9:03 PM PST up reply actions  

hahahaha

i must admit i didn’t know what that was until i just looked it up on urban dictionary. hilarious.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 9:04 PM PST up reply actions  

so are you gonna do it?

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Nov 30, 2009 9:10 PM PST up reply actions  

probably not.

but at a future bedge night, all you guys that use the men’s room better watch out.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 9:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh I'm always watching for that

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Nov 30, 2009 9:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Did I really just see a 24 commercial with Kate from Lost as a co-star?

Tell me this is true.

But I love you :-(
by Mortimer on Nov 19, 2009 7:04 PM PST

by TheTinfoil on Nov 30, 2009 9:00 PM PST reply actions  

http://www.blazersedge.com/2009/11/30/1180129/quick-figuring-out-how-the-big

"This isn’t making staples, where you’re just making staples." - KP

by tominhawaii on Nov 30, 2009 9:00 PM PST reply actions  

"star" used loosely when applied to LaMarcus.

'Cuse 88-Cornell 73. My Big Red failed to beat the spread by 2 points. Hence the new avatar.

by jksnake99 on Nov 30, 2009 9:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey Cloudy

Kidd’s stat line tonight: FG:500 FT:.500 THREES:5 POINTS22 BOARDS:6 ASSISTS: 11 STEALS: 4 BLOCKS: 3 TO: 2

How did Lou Williams do tonight?

by Mortimer on Nov 30, 2009 9:01 PM PST reply actions  

I'm going to cry myself to sleep tonight

visions of Lou breaking his jaw dancing in my head

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 30, 2009 9:02 PM PST up reply actions  

lol wut

But I love you :-(
by Mortimer on Nov 19, 2009 7:04 PM PST

by TheTinfoil on Nov 30, 2009 9:08 PM PST up reply actions  

lol wut

"They can't comprehend. They can't even come close to understanding him. I guess if I was boring they would love me more. Guess if I was simple in the mind everything would be fine. Maybe if I was jerk to girls, instead of being nice and speakin kind words. Then maybe it would be ok to say then I wasn't a good guy to begin with."

by Starvin' Marvin on Nov 30, 2009 9:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Doesn’t hold a candle to Jesus Walks. Or 99 Problems. Miles to go before you sleep, Kid Cudi. Miles to go before you sleep.

"I could have done with other loves perhaps. But there it is, either you love or you don't" -SB

by nightbluefruit on Nov 30, 2009 9:10 PM PST up reply actions  

All three could make the all-overrated rap team

But I agree, Kid Cudi doesn’t really seem to have deep things to talk about

Ceterum censeo Lakers esse delendam

by Norsktroll on Nov 30, 2009 9:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, overrated now, for sure, but both Jay and Kanye had real talent when they started. Although I’ve argued indefatigably that “college dropout” is so good because it took kanye a decade to write the thing.

Who would be your underrated rappers? Just out of curiosity.

"I could have done with other loves perhaps. But there it is, either you love or you don't" -SB

by nightbluefruit on Nov 30, 2009 9:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Little or lesser know ones, like Reef the lost Cauze, Masta Ace, Ms Dynamite,… Ratatat as remixers. Of the more well known ones I think Chingy could have become very good with his flow and voice but started mailing it in after his first record.

Ceterum censeo Lakers esse delendam

by Norsktroll on Nov 30, 2009 9:22 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s odd that musical talent seems to decline rapidly, while talent in other areas builds with experience.

Ceterum censeo Lakers esse delendam

by Norsktroll on Nov 30, 2009 9:30 PM PST up reply actions  

nothing does

but at least it’s something fresh and not garbage music by soulja boy or flo rida

"They can't comprehend. They can't even come close to understanding him. I guess if I was boring they would love me more. Guess if I was simple in the mind everything would be fine. Maybe if I was jerk to girls, instead of being nice and speakin kind words. Then maybe it would be ok to say then I wasn't a good guy to begin with."

by Starvin' Marvin on Nov 30, 2009 9:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t be so quick to disparage pop rap. It too, has its own quality. For instance, Lil John is the closest thing to a hip hop deconstructionist.

"I could have done with other loves perhaps. But there it is, either you love or you don't" -SB

by nightbluefruit on Nov 30, 2009 9:15 PM PST up reply actions  

wow

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 30, 2009 10:09 PM PST up reply actions  

neiiiiiiiigh

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 30, 2009 10:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I get the first part

new Orleans Hornets…

but who wears #8?

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 30, 2009 10:17 PM PST up reply actions  

oink oink!

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 30, 2009 10:20 PM PST up reply actions  

ca-caw ca-caw

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 30, 2009 10:21 PM PST up reply actions  

honk honk

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 30, 2009 10:23 PM PST up reply actions  

REC REC!

"They can't comprehend. They can't even come close to understanding him. I guess if I was boring they would love me more. Guess if I was simple in the mind everything would be fine. Maybe if I was jerk to girls, instead of being nice and speakin kind words. Then maybe it would be ok to say then I wasn't a good guy to begin with."

by Starvin' Marvin on Nov 30, 2009 10:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Timmay, where is that ignore button you programmed last year?

But I love you :-(
by Mortimer on Nov 19, 2009 7:04 PM PST

by TheTinfoil on Nov 30, 2009 10:22 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

that's a rec

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 30, 2009 10:22 PM PST up reply actions  

My reply was not directed towards DS.

But seriously. Nobody in here is 12.

But I love you :-(
by Mortimer on Nov 19, 2009 7:04 PM PST

by TheTinfoil on Nov 30, 2009 10:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Or 2

with a book about what noises animals make.

by Roybot on Nov 30, 2009 10:24 PM PST up reply actions  

i was building up for a thrilling conclusion

but you totally ruined it.

im not broken up over it though.

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 30, 2009 10:24 PM PST up reply actions  

weenie

Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."

by Blazer1342 on Nov 30, 2009 10:24 PM PST up reply actions  

How about that Big Easy and Flight Time!

Dumbest. Dude. Ever.

It was a 5 letter anagram!!!!!

But I love you :-(
by Mortimer on Nov 19, 2009 7:04 PM PST

by TheTinfoil on Nov 30, 2009 9:11 PM PST reply actions  

yeah no kidding.

that killed me. taking a 4 hour penalty? seriously…..

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 9:12 PM PST up reply actions  

idiot,,,

But I love you :-(
by Mortimer on Nov 19, 2009 7:04 PM PST

by TheTinfoil on Nov 30, 2009 9:13 PM PST up reply actions  

smh @ them

"They can't comprehend. They can't even come close to understanding him. I guess if I was boring they would love me more. Guess if I was simple in the mind everything would be fine. Maybe if I was jerk to girls, instead of being nice and speakin kind words. Then maybe it would be ok to say then I wasn't a good guy to begin with."

by Starvin' Marvin on Nov 30, 2009 9:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Portland!!!

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 9:15 PM PST up reply actions  

oh. uh....

say…..95-90 Portland.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 9:18 PM PST up reply actions  

the game will be basketball

'Cuse 88-Cornell 73. My Big Red failed to beat the spread by 2 points. Hence the new avatar.

by jksnake99 on Nov 30, 2009 9:15 PM PST up reply actions  

http://tinyurl.com/ycaldob

"They can't comprehend. They can't even come close to understanding him. I guess if I was boring they would love me more. Guess if I was simple in the mind everything would be fine. Maybe if I was jerk to girls, instead of being nice and speakin kind words. Then maybe it would be ok to say then I wasn't a good guy to begin with."

by Starvin' Marvin on Nov 30, 2009 9:17 PM PST up reply actions  

portland wins by 83

"They can't comprehend. They can't even come close to understanding him. I guess if I was boring they would love me more. Guess if I was simple in the mind everything would be fine. Maybe if I was jerk to girls, instead of being nice and speakin kind words. Then maybe it would be ok to say then I wasn't a good guy to begin with."

by Starvin' Marvin on Nov 30, 2009 9:16 PM PST up reply actions  

im gonna guess

HD didnt get tickets

"They can't comprehend. They can't even come close to understanding him. I guess if I was boring they would love me more. Guess if I was simple in the mind everything would be fine. Maybe if I was jerk to girls, instead of being nice and speakin kind words. Then maybe it would be ok to say then I wasn't a good guy to begin with."

by Starvin' Marvin on Nov 30, 2009 9:23 PM PST reply actions  

blow my brains out

i didn’t get a ticket, which sucks, but to add insult to injury i see this on my facebook news feed:

got a ticket!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! best day of my life!

that is the status of a person i had a conversation with over the summer about the ducks football team. the conversation went like this.
Me: you going to the boise game?
her: no I’m not really into football, all i know is to cheer for #24(jeremiah johnson)
Me: you know he graduated last year?
her: Oh

I'm just coolin'
http://bedgewiki.blogspot.com/

by HD on Nov 30, 2009 9:24 PM PST reply actions  

i was right

"They can't comprehend. They can't even come close to understanding him. I guess if I was boring they would love me more. Guess if I was simple in the mind everything would be fine. Maybe if I was jerk to girls, instead of being nice and speakin kind words. Then maybe it would be ok to say then I wasn't a good guy to begin with."

by Starvin' Marvin on Nov 30, 2009 9:25 PM PST up reply actions  

ya geez what gave it away?

I'm just coolin'
http://bedgewiki.blogspot.com/

by HD on Nov 30, 2009 9:26 PM PST up reply actions  

the silence. keep trying tho. i’ve known people who got it 30 min after it started

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Nov 30, 2009 9:27 PM PST up reply actions  

they put up a disclamer

saying the tickets for sophs is all sold out and that they are doing maintenance which is the same thing they did when the other classes sold out, so i can’t even get onto the system

I'm just coolin'
http://bedgewiki.blogspot.com/

by HD on Nov 30, 2009 9:28 PM PST up reply actions  

(NSFBedge words), as nas says life’s a (NSFBedge word) and then you die.

"They can't comprehend. They can't even come close to understanding him. I guess if I was boring they would love me more. Guess if I was simple in the mind everything would be fine. Maybe if I was jerk to girls, instead of being nice and speakin kind words. Then maybe it would be ok to say then I wasn't a good guy to begin with."

by Starvin' Marvin on Nov 30, 2009 9:27 PM PST up reply actions  

well ya there's that

I'm just coolin'
http://bedgewiki.blogspot.com/

by HD on Nov 30, 2009 9:29 PM PST up reply actions  

ouch.

nothing like a little salt in the open wound huh?

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 9:25 PM PST up reply actions  

like i said. the system is dum

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Nov 30, 2009 9:27 PM PST up reply actions  

don't look now,

but the GSW-IND game is looking like a good one. GSW just came back from 14 down to take a 2 point lead

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 9:27 PM PST reply actions  

wow, Monta going nuts

good thing he is on both my fbb teams.

'Cuse 88-Cornell 73. My Big Red failed to beat the spread by 2 points. Hence the new avatar.

by jksnake99 on Nov 30, 2009 9:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Ellis just fouls out.

good thing he already scored 45. haha.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 9:49 PM PST up reply actions  

lol, i like steve and all but...
Blake is awesome!

He is the Przbilla of point guards!

2010 IS OUR YEAR PEOPLE!!!

by RastaMonsta on Nov 30, 2009 6:04 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

"They can't comprehend. They can't even come close to understanding him. I guess if I was boring they would love me more. Guess if I was simple in the mind everything would be fine. Maybe if I was jerk to girls, instead of being nice and speakin kind words. Then maybe it would be ok to say then I wasn't a good guy to begin with."

by Starvin' Marvin on Nov 30, 2009 9:30 PM PST reply actions  

Im gonna make a fanpost

maybe I’ll be done with it before ang is done with hers that started 2 months ago

"They can't comprehend. They can't even come close to understanding him. I guess if I was boring they would love me more. Guess if I was simple in the mind everything would be fine. Maybe if I was jerk to girls, instead of being nice and speakin kind words. Then maybe it would be ok to say then I wasn't a good guy to begin with."

by Starvin' Marvin on Nov 30, 2009 9:32 PM PST reply actions  

you better bring it

and represent the JD well.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 9:33 PM PST up reply actions  

secret

"They can't comprehend. They can't even come close to understanding him. I guess if I was boring they would love me more. Guess if I was simple in the mind everything would be fine. Maybe if I was jerk to girls, instead of being nice and speakin kind words. Then maybe it would be ok to say then I wasn't a good guy to begin with."

by Starvin' Marvin on Nov 30, 2009 9:34 PM PST up reply actions  

If he told you, it wouldn't be a secret

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Nov 30, 2009 9:37 PM PST up reply actions  

only until they are revealed

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Nov 30, 2009 9:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Nov 30, 2009 9:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I need some help with it

someone come to tinychat so i dont spoil it in here or anything

"They can't comprehend. They can't even come close to understanding him. I guess if I was boring they would love me more. Guess if I was simple in the mind everything would be fine. Maybe if I was jerk to girls, instead of being nice and speakin kind words. Then maybe it would be ok to say then I wasn't a good guy to begin with."

by Starvin' Marvin on Nov 30, 2009 9:42 PM PST up reply actions  

hilarious.

even if the only thing on the card was that free space.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 9:34 PM PST up reply actions  

it is missing “did some things.”

i cry for nic

by Cablinasian on Nov 30, 2009 9:35 PM PST up reply actions  

How come "Scrappy" is omitted?

"The match in Los Angeles is a good opportunity to begin to demonstrate that we want to make war." Rudy Fernández (translated)

by G_dubs on Nov 30, 2009 9:35 PM PST up reply actions  

upper right corner.

i cry for nic

by Cablinasian on Nov 30, 2009 9:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh thanks.

I have a dyslexic thing about yupper right corners.

"The match in Los Angeles is a good opportunity to begin to demonstrate that we want to make war." Rudy Fernández (translated)

by G_dubs on Nov 30, 2009 9:37 PM PST up reply actions  

win

I'm just coolin'
http://bedgewiki.blogspot.com/

by HD on Nov 30, 2009 9:36 PM PST up reply actions  

DOUGALL IS ON THE USA CHANNEL

hurry channel 58

"They can't comprehend. They can't even come close to understanding him. I guess if I was boring they would love me more. Guess if I was simple in the mind everything would be fine. Maybe if I was jerk to girls, instead of being nice and speakin kind words. Then maybe it would be ok to say then I wasn't a good guy to begin with."

by Starvin' Marvin on Nov 30, 2009 9:37 PM PST reply actions  

i wish i had facial hair like that

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Nov 30, 2009 9:40 PM PST up reply actions  

you’re so pale

"They can't comprehend. They can't even come close to understanding him. I guess if I was boring they would love me more. Guess if I was simple in the mind everything would be fine. Maybe if I was jerk to girls, instead of being nice and speakin kind words. Then maybe it would be ok to say then I wasn't a good guy to begin with."

by Starvin' Marvin on Nov 30, 2009 9:41 PM PST up reply actions  

ripped tho

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Nov 30, 2009 9:42 PM PST up reply actions  

but oh so pale

"They can't comprehend. They can't even come close to understanding him. I guess if I was boring they would love me more. Guess if I was simple in the mind everything would be fine. Maybe if I was jerk to girls, instead of being nice and speakin kind words. Then maybe it would be ok to say then I wasn't a good guy to begin with."

by Starvin' Marvin on Nov 30, 2009 9:43 PM PST up reply actions  

i switched the channel back to SC. am i winning?

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Nov 30, 2009 9:44 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah threw a guy through a table and then left

"They can't comprehend. They can't even come close to understanding him. I guess if I was boring they would love me more. Guess if I was simple in the mind everything would be fine. Maybe if I was jerk to girls, instead of being nice and speakin kind words. Then maybe it would be ok to say then I wasn't a good guy to begin with."

by Starvin' Marvin on Nov 30, 2009 9:44 PM PST up reply actions  

don't worry.

i’m right here….

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 9:37 PM PST up reply actions  

lulz

"They can't comprehend. They can't even come close to understanding him. I guess if I was boring they would love me more. Guess if I was simple in the mind everything would be fine. Maybe if I was jerk to girls, instead of being nice and speakin kind words. Then maybe it would be ok to say then I wasn't a good guy to begin with."

by Starvin' Marvin on Nov 30, 2009 9:38 PM PST up reply actions  

ouch.

right in the heart …… :(

and no. you’re underage.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 9:40 PM PST up reply actions  

and canada!

and mexico
and in international waters

You won.
by Roybot on Nov 11, 2009 1:41 AM PST

by Magnum on Nov 30, 2009 9:41 PM PST up reply actions  

oh well in that case....

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 9:41 PM PST up reply actions  

im curious about something...

"They can't comprehend. They can't even come close to understanding him. I guess if I was boring they would love me more. Guess if I was simple in the mind everything would be fine. Maybe if I was jerk to girls, instead of being nice and speakin kind words. Then maybe it would be ok to say then I wasn't a good guy to begin with."

by Starvin' Marvin on Nov 30, 2009 9:46 PM PST up reply actions  

they're soft

and fleshy with a little bump in the middle.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 9:47 PM PST up reply actions  

just look at that venus figurine that NBF posted earlier.

that’ll help you get an idea.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 9:48 PM PST up reply actions  

technically

this could describe 2, well 3, things of interest

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 30, 2009 10:14 PM PST up reply actions  

haha.

i guess that’s true.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Dec 1, 2009 7:38 AM PST up reply actions  

yep

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 30, 2009 10:33 PM PST up reply actions  

did anyone fight in this JD?

You won.
by Roybot on Nov 11, 2009 1:41 AM PST

by Magnum on Nov 30, 2009 9:39 PM PST reply actions  

not really.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 9:40 PM PST up reply actions  

did you win?

was it even a contest?

You won.
by Roybot on Nov 11, 2009 1:41 AM PST

by Magnum on Nov 30, 2009 9:42 PM PST up reply actions  

lets just say… it ended with me exploding…

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Nov 30, 2009 9:43 PM PST up reply actions  

And no,

it wasn’t a contest. I used every golf club I have to beat him up.

by Roybot on Nov 30, 2009 9:45 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

and believe me, Magnum,

your z finger is your best friend for that particular portion of the JD.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 30, 2009 9:42 PM PST up reply actions  

that luv-tappin fun fest? bah.

"The match in Los Angeles is a good opportunity to begin to demonstrate that we want to make war." Rudy Fernández (translated)

by G_dubs on Nov 30, 2009 9:43 PM PST up reply actions  

no just giving you poop

"They can't comprehend. They can't even come close to understanding him. I guess if I was boring they would love me more. Guess if I was simple in the mind everything would be fine. Maybe if I was jerk to girls, instead of being nice and speakin kind words. Then maybe it would be ok to say then I wasn't a good guy to begin with."

by Starvin' Marvin on Nov 30, 2009 9:54 PM PST up reply actions  

dorm is blowing up….

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Nov 30, 2009 10:00 PM PST reply actions  

must be happening in slow motion like in the movies

or else you’d be dead already

You won.
by Roybot on Nov 11, 2009 1:41 AM PST

by Magnum on Nov 30, 2009 10:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Good thing or bad?

Hopefully just some civil war pre-partying, although the EPD has been known to pay a visit when things get out of hand

The Blazerverse and The Wire: A comparison
Brandon Roy = Stringer Bell (smooth technician dedicated to his craft)
Nate McMillan = Cedric Daniels (well intentioned leader, but he can be too rigid for his own good at times)
Martell Webster = Wee Bey Brice (straight up solider who follows orders; every organization needs these guys to be successful)
Jerryd Bayless = Marlo Stanfield (he's new to the game, but he's watching and waitng; he will take over and there will be casualties)
Rudy Fernandez = Jimmy McNulty (he gets results, but the leadership wishes he was less of a wild man; the ladies love him)
Greg Oden = Michael Lee (he started off a quiet kid, but he's beginning to tap in to his huge potential to change the game)
Andre Miller = Lester Freamon (do not let the laconic demeanor fool you, the veteran knows what's up)
John Canzano = Scott Templeton (scummy muckraker who stays up at night polishing his award)

by blazeraddict on Nov 30, 2009 10:02 PM PST up reply actions  

o ya. just that frosh tix for civil war got released.

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Nov 30, 2009 10:07 PM PST up reply actions  

LOLREGON

lamest ticket service ever

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 30, 2009 10:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I just learned that when eating freshly dispatched baby octopus

dipping the tentacles in sesame oil helps prevent them from gripping the inside of your mouth.

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Nov 30, 2009 10:10 PM PST reply actions  

chew more too

You won.
by Roybot on Nov 11, 2009 1:41 AM PST

by Magnum on Nov 30, 2009 10:12 PM PST up reply actions  

no

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 30, 2009 10:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Something amazing happened tonight

Monta picked up his 5th foul with about 6.5 minutes remaining and GSW up ~14. Keeth Smart left him in. Monta then picked up his 6th foul with 6 minutes left on a questionable offensive foul call. The Warriors were still able to win though. They did not automatically lose because they let a good player foul out.

CRAZYNESS

'Cuse 88-Cornell 73. My Big Red failed to beat the spread by 2 points. Hence the new avatar.

by jksnake99 on Nov 30, 2009 10:13 PM PST reply actions  

and you point is…?

no wait, I remember the snake/mort debate.
How about that, Nate left Oden in after the 2nd foul the other night. (or was it after his 4th, something like that though).

Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."

by Blazer1342 on Nov 30, 2009 10:17 PM PST up reply actions  

General rules do not apply to the Dubs.

It’s also reasonable to risk Monta not getting a 6th foul.

by Mortimer on Nov 30, 2009 10:25 PM PST up reply actions  

It was the right play. They had the momentum. Leave him in. If he fouls out, so be it.

I really like Keeth Smart as a coach so far.

'Cuse 88-Cornell 73. My Big Red failed to beat the spread by 2 points. Hence the new avatar.

by jksnake99 on Nov 30, 2009 10:30 PM PST up reply actions  

It could be the right call for us too, in a similar situation

Or, if, say, Oden (just picked a Blazer randomly) does go and pick up that 6th foul with half the quarter left, and we end up losing in the final minute because no one could secure a rebound or we didn’t have any interior defense…

Hindsight is always 20/20.

by Mortimer on Nov 30, 2009 10:42 PM PST up reply actions  

but we could also give up a key offensive rebound in the minutes he sits on the bench when not yet fouled out

I maintain that Smart’s decision is the right one in virtually all situations. There’s nothing worse than getting fewer minutes out of your stud than you could have.

'Cuse 88-Cornell 73. My Big Red failed to beat the spread by 2 points. Hence the new avatar.

by jksnake99 on Nov 30, 2009 10:50 PM PST up reply actions  

random and hypothetical.

Oden is going to have to learn to play with fouls at some point.

Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."

by Blazer1342 on Nov 30, 2009 11:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Sure

But I don’t blame a coach taking him out with 5 fouls and plenty of time left in the game.

There’s no right answer to this situation, it’s all guesses and feel. Either way is subject to silly 20/20 hindsight.

by Mortimer on Nov 30, 2009 11:06 PM PST up reply actions  

There’s no right answer to this situation

Could not disagree more. The right answer is to maximize the number of minutes your stud plays. The only way to do so is to leave him in until he fouls out. Points do not count double in the last two minutes.

'Cuse 88-Cornell 73. My Big Red failed to beat the spread by 2 points. Hence the new avatar.

by jksnake99 on Nov 30, 2009 11:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I know it's a fun nightly debate

But I think if Oden fouls out with 6 minutes left, it doesn’t help as much as him being available for the last 2 minutes.

In my opinion.

This is a silly argument as it’s 20/20 hindsight with nothing to prove or un-prove either point.

When a basket, a rebound, and a stop matters most, I want Oden in. Simple as that. We can squeeze more minutes out of him leaving him in, and I’d love to be able to trust that Oden can play with 5 fouls— but I don’t trust him not to foul out and not being able to go to him to finish a game isn’t a good thought. Depending on when he fouls out, any good he does before he fouls out can easily be undone. It’s not about points counting more, but the timing and situation of the points and stops matters more in the end.

I don’t think he should be taken out with 2 in the first half, and agree with Norsk’s take on that being a self fulfilling prophecy. I just get why Nate was doing it.

by Mortimer on Nov 30, 2009 11:21 PM PST up reply actions  

whoops, I meant Keith Smart not Keeth Smart

I knew I remembered the funny spelling K-E-E-T-H, and indeed I did, from my overkill Olympics watching last summer. Pretty dramatic.

'Cuse 88-Cornell 73. My Big Red failed to beat the spread by 2 points. Hence the new avatar.

by jksnake99 on Nov 30, 2009 10:54 PM PST up reply actions  

up above

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 30, 2009 10:26 PM PST up reply actions  

brp?

i dunno

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 30, 2009 10:33 PM PST up reply actions  

took a 4 day internet vacation. said he was cutting down trees? only he knows…

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Nov 30, 2009 10:39 PM PST up reply actions  

he'll be back soon..

he misses me too much to bear being away from me longer.. i can tell

by galacticlove on Nov 30, 2009 10:41 PM PST up reply actions  

start some then

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 30, 2009 10:33 PM PST up reply actions  

hahaha i don't know

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 30, 2009 10:38 PM PST up reply actions  

only in tinychat

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 30, 2009 10:40 PM PST up reply actions  

also in River City

with a capital T

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 30, 2009 10:26 PM PST up reply actions  

rhymes with pool?

But I love you :-(
by Mortimer on Nov 19, 2009 7:04 PM PST

by TheTinfoil on Nov 30, 2009 10:27 PM PST up reply actions  

no

it rhymes with P and that stands for pool

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 30, 2009 10:29 PM PST up reply actions  

there it is. good call.

But I love you :-(
by Mortimer on Nov 19, 2009 7:04 PM PST

by TheTinfoil on Nov 30, 2009 10:30 PM PST up reply actions  

there's nothing halfway about the Iowa way

'Cuse 88-Cornell 73. My Big Red failed to beat the spread by 2 points. Hence the new avatar.

by jksnake99 on Nov 30, 2009 10:31 PM PST up reply actions  

76 trombones led the big parade

Gary, Indiana
What a wonderful name,
Named for Elbert Gary of judiciary fame.
Gary, Indiana, as a Shakespeare would say,
Trips along softly on the tongue this way

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 30, 2009 10:32 PM PST up reply actions  

you win.

'Cuse 88-Cornell 73. My Big Red failed to beat the spread by 2 points. Hence the new avatar.

by jksnake99 on Nov 30, 2009 10:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Chris Andersen has a pimped out ride

Oversized just like his Oversized ego. Thanks to Yahoo Sports:

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Nov 30, 2009 10:39 PM PST reply actions  

DYERTJD?

But I love you :-(
by Mortimer on Nov 19, 2009 7:04 PM PST

by TheTinfoil on Nov 30, 2009 10:40 PM PST up reply actions   3 recs

rec’d.

i cry for nic

by Cablinasian on Nov 30, 2009 10:45 PM PST up reply actions  

i'll rec it

since all the other cool kids are doing it

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 30, 2009 10:46 PM PST up reply actions  

and by "kids" i mean duck fans

cabs is cool in my book since he’s a beav

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 30, 2009 10:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I feel so pessimistic about Thursday. I need to believce.

i cry for nic

by Cablinasian on Nov 30, 2009 10:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I have a really good feeling about this game

something about the magic of the Rodgers bros. has me believin’

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 30, 2009 10:49 PM PST up reply actions  

being on campus helps probably.

i cry for nic

by Cablinasian on Nov 30, 2009 10:52 PM PST up reply actions  

haha yeah

just a bit

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 30, 2009 10:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Dougall didn't

because I was the second one.

by Roybot on Nov 30, 2009 10:46 PM PST up reply actions  

i never do

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Nov 30, 2009 11:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Weeee I like the feeling of getting in a shooting rhythm.

anyhoo, no one is walking around campus at all due to the guy shooting four cops and being spotted on the campus. It was eerie walking in the dark back from the gym.

i cry for nic

by Cablinasian on Nov 30, 2009 10:47 PM PST reply actions  

hee hee

i see what you did there

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 30, 2009 10:50 PM PST up reply actions  

just realized the unintended irony of “shooting rhythm” and then mentioning a suspect in a shooting case.

i cry for nic

by Cablinasian on Nov 30, 2009 10:58 PM PST up reply actions  

hmmmm i love when i can’t miss

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Nov 30, 2009 11:02 PM PST up reply actions  

The article on the paper gave me pause.

I mean, they plaster this guy’s picture EVERYWHERE, then right at the beginning of the article, it says he’s not considered a suspect. What the heck? Not a single mention of how the guy is connected to any of it, just that the cops would like to speak to him.

Maybe more has happened since then, but if I’m that guy, and my picture is everywhere, and I DIDNT do it, oh man, somebody’s getting sued.

But I love you :-(
by Mortimer on Nov 19, 2009 7:04 PM PST

by TheTinfoil on Nov 30, 2009 11:08 PM PST up reply actions  

DYERTJD?
But I love you :-(
by Mortimer on Nov 19, 2009 7:04 PM PST
by TheTinfoil on Nov 30, 2009 10:40 PM PST up reply Unrec? 3

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 30, 2009 10:52 PM PST up reply actions  

do you even read the JD?

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 30, 2009 10:55 PM PST up reply actions  

swing and a miss

I'm just coolin'
http://bedgewiki.blogspot.com/

by HD on Nov 30, 2009 10:59 PM PST up reply actions  

mmhmmmm

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 30, 2009 11:00 PM PST up reply actions  

u should be estatic i didn't get a ticket

the ducks are undefeated in games i have attended

I'm just coolin'
http://bedgewiki.blogspot.com/

by HD on Nov 30, 2009 11:01 PM PST up reply actions  

not really

it’s lame as hell you didn’t get one. why did they change it from standing in line to basically a lottery on the computer?

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 30, 2009 11:04 PM PST up reply actions  

people were skipping classes to wait in line

at least that is what i have heard

I'm just coolin'
http://bedgewiki.blogspot.com/

by HD on Nov 30, 2009 11:06 PM PST up reply actions  

hahaah that's a horrible reason

if that’s the case, change the time you hand tickets out or something. don’t screw over your most loyal fans..

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 30, 2009 11:08 PM PST up reply actions  

im not sure how much they care

this seems like an easier way for them to make sure ppl get tickets, it works great for other sports that don’t have as much of a fanbase(or are terrible see basketball team) but it just doesn’t work for football.

I'm just coolin'
http://bedgewiki.blogspot.com/

by HD on Nov 30, 2009 11:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Do You Ever Read The Junk Drawer

I'm just coolin'
http://bedgewiki.blogspot.com/

by HD on Nov 30, 2009 11:07 PM PST up reply actions  

strike two

But I love you :-(
by Mortimer on Nov 19, 2009 7:04 PM PST

by TheTinfoil on Nov 30, 2009 11:09 PM PST up reply actions  

not for philly

i’ll just stop being snotty, and fix it.

Ever = Even.

Reference: Dave’s original post about mods and how to get banned. Hint: I violated said rule, in a subtle, acronymical way.

But I love you :-(
by Mortimer on Nov 19, 2009 7:04 PM PST

by TheTinfoil on Nov 30, 2009 11:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh right.

I didn’t even read Philly’s comment.

by Roybot on Nov 30, 2009 11:13 PM PST up reply actions  

isn't that only strike one for me?

this is the 1st time i have used that phrase

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by HD on Nov 30, 2009 11:16 PM PST up reply actions  

i'm messing with you.

After researching the origin of DYERT, it turns out i’m butchering the original quote, which can be found here, in one of Bedge’s most famous posts ever.

But I love you :-(
by Mortimer on Nov 19, 2009 7:04 PM PST

by TheTinfoil on Nov 30, 2009 11:23 PM PST up reply actions  

that will work nice for when i get around to wiki'ing

dyertjd

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by HD on Nov 30, 2009 11:27 PM PST up reply actions  

so what is it. DYERT

Simple Search
Stories 0
FanPosts 0
FanShots 0
Comments (1) that would be this one..No Stories were found.

Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."

by Blazer1342 on Nov 30, 2009 11:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Do
You
Even
Read
The

But I love you :-(
by Mortimer on Nov 19, 2009 7:04 PM PST

by TheTinfoil on Nov 30, 2009 11:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I was going to guess that but MCII (my computer is imploding)
when I hit post it works 5 minutes sometimes

Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."

by Blazer1342 on Nov 30, 2009 11:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Martell is 20-44 from three in the starting lineup this year, with that being skewed due to a few late attempts vs. Memphis last week. That is 45.4% for those who don’t got a calculator nearby. Also, I think it’s pretty clear that he has been attempting more difficult threes than Nic did last year… he’s taken some off the dribble and with a man in front of him.

i cry for nic

by Cablinasian on Nov 30, 2009 10:51 PM PST reply actions  

I see that as cherry picking the data. His threes as a reserve don't count?

'Cuse 88-Cornell 73. My Big Red failed to beat the spread by 2 points. Hence the new avatar.

by jksnake99 on Nov 30, 2009 10:52 PM PST up reply actions  

he was hitting the side of the rim from every shot as well as playing incredibly awful defense coming off of the bench. Sure, it counts, but he was incredibly awful in every aspect during that stretch.

I was more making a comparison of Martell: bench vs. starter when I started, just ended up being pleasantly surprised with his output as a starter.

I think that he is a guy who thrives on confidence, so it really helps him to be in the starting lineup.

i cry for nic

by Cablinasian on Nov 30, 2009 10:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I mean to say distance, not shot, in the first sentence.

i cry for nic

by Cablinasian on Nov 30, 2009 10:58 PM PST up reply actions  

More or less Nate ball. Make less mistakes than the other team and ride our superior outside shooting to victory. This works fabulous against undisciplined teams, all mediocre and bad teams are undisciplined. The good disciplined teams, well not so much. It’ll work sometimes, it depends highly on how the Blazers shoot the 3 ball and whether or not one of the Blazer PGs wake up on the right side of the bed.

With regards to defense. All about rebounding. The Blazers allow a high FG % in relation to their record and don’t force many turnovers. Blazers play a style of defense that puts a high emphasis on the other team to play one on one offense. They switch on pick and rolls like its rec league. Allow mismatches to occur and hope the opposition player goes into isolation mode thus hurting team ball. Notice how rarely the Blazers double and rotate. With Oden and Przybilla in the middle, perimeter defenders also usher dribblers into the paint for a block, tough shot, or foul. The ushering part being mostly unintentional.

This brings me to the larger theme of strategy vs execution. The Blazers execute well within their broader strategy. Here’s the dilemma for me. I don’t think the Blazers’ strategy to win right now is a winning strategy in the playoffs. Relying on ball reversals, isolations, and second chance points aren’t going to cut it. At some time the team needs, or should I say must, learn to score in transition and create opportunities near the basket. The current framework is fragile patchwork of spot up shooters. The base is wobbly and crooked. The notion of pursuing the current strategy further is the same as pushing on a string.

blazrfan, last year. Holy crap.

i cry for nic

by Cablinasian on Nov 30, 2009 11:01 PM PST reply actions  

wow

I'm just coolin'
http://bedgewiki.blogspot.com/

by HD on Nov 30, 2009 11:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Do you think KP reads JDs?

It would be nice if he read that.

It's a tune-out fest.

by The Pirate on Nov 30, 2009 11:06 PM PST up reply actions  

i wonder what kp is saying about all this

we all know he talks to the players a lot and nate i wonder if he will put pressure on nate to switch things up or if he has enough confidence in nate to let things stay the way they are? I don’t think we will ever hear about this because KP is a pro and knows to do things behind closed doors but i just wonder if he is getting the same feeling as the fans are.

I'm just coolin'
http://bedgewiki.blogspot.com/

by HD on Nov 30, 2009 11:11 PM PST up reply actions  

the problem I see is that blzrfan is right… the high-low zone offense is built around jump shots and ball reversal to create the jump shots. That is incredibly easy to shut down in a playoff series.

We need a new scheme.

i cry for nic

by Cablinasian on Nov 30, 2009 11:13 PM PST up reply actions  

ya we need a new scheme so someone has to let nate know what he’s doing isn’t working, cause he hasn’t figured it out ,and only a few ppl can do that

I'm just coolin'
http://bedgewiki.blogspot.com/

by HD on Nov 30, 2009 11:18 PM PST up reply actions  

you need to add DYERTJD to the wiki.

i cry for nic

by Cablinasian on Nov 30, 2009 11:19 PM PST up reply actions  

will do

eventually im kinda busy for the next couple days(i know i have been on here all day but today was my last break day)

I'm just coolin'
http://bedgewiki.blogspot.com/

by HD on Nov 30, 2009 11:22 PM PST up reply actions  

what was the date?

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 30, 2009 11:06 PM PST up reply actions  

that's great

where is blazrfan so he/she can make a fanpost about calling it?

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38

by cloudydays on Nov 30, 2009 11:09 PM PST up reply actions  

actually it’s blzrfan. he’s around in the post-game threads a lot. Probably one of the best basketball minds on the site. He’s been saying this for a long time.

i cry for nic

by Cablinasian on Nov 30, 2009 11:10 PM PST up reply actions  

great article on Woods on the SBN homepage.

i cry for nic

by Cablinasian on Nov 30, 2009 11:18 PM PST reply actions  

new junk up via the prezofdeath.

i cry for nic

by Cablinasian on Nov 30, 2009 11:20 PM PST reply actions  

DYERTJD?

But I love you :-(
by Mortimer on Nov 19, 2009 7:04 PM PST

by TheTinfoil on Nov 30, 2009 11:24 PM PST up reply actions  

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