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Sunday 29 JD - zombies vs vampires


Vampires are hot right now. Zombies? Not so much. The Twilight movies have catapulted vampirism ( is that a word? ) into the hearts, minds, of wallets of teenage girls everywhere. I still say Zombies are a far superior monster to vampires. They are just scarier. The prospect of being ripped to shreds by dead versions of people you know is quite awful. At least if a vampire feeds on you you might get laid first, seeing as how they use their attractiveness to catch their prey. Also, with a vampire attack you might not get killed, but join the ranks, making you a bad-@$$. Also, not very scary.

 

Zombies are just superior in scariness, and awesomeness factor over vampires.

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What monsters are cooler?
Vampires
23 votes
Zombies
23 votes

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I also just watched "The Moster Squad" last night.

I bought it a few months ago and have been waiting to watch it with one of my friends. Still awesome.

...and that's a good thing

by In Walks Rudy on Nov 29, 2009 10:03 AM PST reply actions  

does the wolfman have nards?

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 29, 2009 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

i voted vampires.

but only because of the more historic type vampire. these new fangled weak-sauce metrosexual vampires aren’t even monsters. but a vampire like Nosferatu? that’s scarier. Plus, the vampires have a pretty frighteningl back story/history with Vlad the Impaler and all that. Real vampires are scarier than zombies.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 29, 2009 10:04 AM PST reply actions  

I've got the screen name Nosferatu

not that I use it much. Sweet name though.

...and that's a good thing

by In Walks Rudy on Nov 29, 2009 10:07 AM PST up reply actions  

that's what a vampire monster should look like.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 29, 2009 10:11 AM PST up reply actions  

Take away that version of the vampire

And the rest are all homoerotic Nancy Boys!

by Mortimer on Nov 29, 2009 11:04 AM PST up reply actions  

danny trejo disagrees

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Nov 29, 2009 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

here have some of this

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Nov 29, 2009 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

IT BURNS, IT BURNS!!!!!!

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Nov 29, 2009 11:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Mort, did you end up with the best of the apartments?

But I love you :-(
by Mortimer on Nov 19, 2009 7:04 PM PST

by TheTinfoil on Nov 29, 2009 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

The 2nd best!

There were three 1 bedroom apartments for the same super good price, with the nicest of the 3 being a nicer and bigger place AND had free utilities— which is just nuts. I was the first to apply for all 3.

I got the 2nd best one (smaller than the nicest 1 bedroom, but same good location and has an actually nice view… it’s an upstairs corner apartment, overlooking the street, and has no windows anyone can walk past, which is something I like a lot. I hate when people can walk past my window and peek in, even though no one is trying to. I never leave my blinds open because of it. Now, I will, and the place gets a lot of light).

I go sign the lease sometime today, but I am paranoid because the nicest 1 bedroom had called me the day after I turned in my application and said I had the place, but when I called back all happy they told me they called the wrong number and were trying to call about a crappy bachelor apartment with no kitchen. Ugh.

But, I am very happy with the place it seems I have gotten, and I never expected to get a 1 bedroom for the price I am paying.

by Mortimer on Nov 29, 2009 11:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Awesome. i'm glad you.

If I lived in L.A. i’d bring you beer and a cigar.

But I love you :-(
by Mortimer on Nov 19, 2009 7:04 PM PST

by TheTinfoil on Nov 29, 2009 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Congrats

Getting a nice new place is a big step in moving on with your life. Here’s a housewarming gift:

by Corvid on Nov 29, 2009 4:02 PM PST up reply actions  

oh of course

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Nov 29, 2009 11:28 AM PST up reply actions  

I saw "from dusk til dawn" by mistake

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Nov 29, 2009 11:32 AM PST up reply actions  

terrifying

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Nov 29, 2009 12:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Desean!!! I wonder if he can play point guard...

But I love you :-(
by Mortimer on Nov 19, 2009 7:04 PM PST

by TheTinfoil on Nov 29, 2009 10:35 AM PST reply actions  

Great

I start Matt Ryan at the last second, and it looks like he has been knocked out of the game. FANTASTIC…

RUDY > MJ

by Rudiculous on Nov 29, 2009 10:44 AM PST reply actions  

Ahem ...

Where were werewolves?!?!?!?!?

by CatMan2 on Nov 29, 2009 10:44 AM PST reply actions   1 recs

wolfman.fanboy

But I love you :-(
by Mortimer on Nov 19, 2009 7:04 PM PST

by TheTinfoil on Nov 29, 2009 10:45 AM PST up reply actions  

here

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Nov 29, 2009 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

he probably looks like that right now.

But I love you :-(
by Mortimer on Nov 19, 2009 7:04 PM PST

by TheTinfoil on Nov 29, 2009 11:28 AM PST up reply actions  

pretty sure he's leaning harder towards zombie dude

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Nov 29, 2009 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

did he get the "lenin" level formaldehyde treatment?

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Nov 29, 2009 11:33 AM PST up reply actions  

See here:

The Incorruptables

#88 > #23 > #25

Updated for latest line-up:

#5 > #2

by The Pirate on Nov 29, 2009 11:36 AM PST up reply actions  

It would be another way for his family to squeeze some precious dollars out of his corpse.

I wouldn’t put it past them.

#88 > #23 > #25

Updated for latest line-up:

#5 > #2

by The Pirate on Nov 29, 2009 11:38 AM PST up reply actions  

too bad he was a jehovah's witness

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Nov 29, 2009 11:48 AM PST up reply actions  

so loveable

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Nov 29, 2009 11:53 AM PST up reply actions  

what last two games?

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 29, 2009 12:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Cómo se dice 'zombie' en Español?

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 29, 2009 12:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Stop stealing our words!

And just adding an ‘o’ or removing a silent vowel.

j/k the etymolgy is interesting tho

zombie
1871, of W. African origin (cf. Kikongo zumbi “fetish;” Kimbundu nzambi “god”), originally the name of a snake god, later with meaning “reanimated corpse” in voodoo cult. But perhaps also from Louisiana creole word meaning “phantom, ghost,” from Sp. sombra “shade, ghost.” Sense “slow-witted person” is recorded from 1936.

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 29, 2009 12:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Those are Seattle team flags..?

That’s funny.

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 29, 2009 12:15 PM PST up reply actions  

OH I know who it is! Pick Me! Pick Me!

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Nov 29, 2009 12:32 PM PST up reply actions  

No, it isn't Andrei Kirilenko

That is a weird guess that reveals much about your subsconscious.

by Mortimer on Nov 29, 2009 12:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Dammit.

I have no way to back out of this.

by Roybot on Nov 29, 2009 12:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Why do you people make me do this?

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 29, 2009 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

That's a hilarious picture.

Dear Paul Allen:

Fire Nate McMillan & hire Jeff Van Gundy.

Sincerely,
AK1984

by AK1984 on Nov 29, 2009 5:03 PM PST up reply actions  

that’s his “doin it” face

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 29, 2009 5:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I just callsem as I seesem

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 29, 2009 5:09 PM PST up reply actions  

but not the creepiest part of that picture.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 29, 2009 5:06 PM PST up reply actions  

It's official, Lawrence Frank was fired this morning

The Nets decided not to wait for tonight’s game.

The “I had no idea” line of the article:

Frank leaves the Nets as the franchise’s all-time NBA leader in coaching victories with 225.

by Timmay! on Nov 29, 2009 12:43 PM PST reply actions  

225 wins

Means they’ve never had a coach who hadd 4.5 good seasons in New Jersey.

by Mortimer on Nov 29, 2009 12:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe it's time for him to move on

But it ain’t his fault they are 0 and forever. They got 2 good pieces, and one has been out almost all season. They knew starting the year they’d suck, just funny that he’s getting fired for it.

He’ll end up somewhere nicer I bet.

by Mortimer on Nov 29, 2009 12:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh good

I was wondering if you were serious.

Yep, I can’t imagine a good reason to let Frank go right now. He’s been coach for 5, with the org for 10, and there’s no real sign another coach would do better. It’s change for the sake of it.

by Timmay! on Nov 29, 2009 1:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Unless the coach wants it

It is pointless.

Well, with 2010 being the goal for that team, maybe it’s better for Frank this way so that the team can have an interim coach, and start the search for the REAL coach without it being totally rude to Frank.

The team will suck either way, so it doesn’t matter who coaches them, if they just don’t see Frank as their coach of a good Nets team.

Seems unfair to me; he isn’t the problem.

by Mortimer on Nov 29, 2009 1:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I like this take on the firing

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 29, 2009 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve always liked Frank’s coaching. I’m not sure what they expected of a team with that little talent.

i cry for nic

by Cablinasian on Nov 29, 2009 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe it's because I'm stupid

But I can’t remember any other Nets coach aside from Byron Scott and Frank.

Bill Fitch? He coached everyone I guess…

The Nets, even when in the Finals, were never very good, so while it is surprising they’ve never had a trademark longterm coach, it makes sense with what I can recall.

by Mortimer on Nov 29, 2009 12:55 PM PST up reply actions  

your not stupid its west coast bias

I was just thinking the same thing… I have no clue who coached them other than Scott. Much like most East coast teams. I just don’t pay attention.

...and that's a good thing

by In Walks Rudy on Nov 29, 2009 1:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I guessed Larry Brown coached them, and I was right

But that’s not fair, that’s almost a 50/50 shot these days.

I forgot Byron Scott took them to the finals. Well, technically AI did, but you know what I meant.

by Timmay! on Nov 29, 2009 1:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Larry Brown, back in 81 to 1983

That’s so long ago that I doubt records are even kept from back then.

by Mortimer on Nov 29, 2009 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I had no idea Calipari was there coach

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 29, 2009 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

their coach

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 29, 2009 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

or there.. as a coach

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 29, 2009 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

do you think this counts the years as an ABA team?

It doesn’t seem as though they had a coach last long enough even back then.

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 29, 2009 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

actually

I think the record writers are totally robbing Kevin Loughery of his rightful place as the “winiest” Nets coach ever.

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 29, 2009 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I'll repost my half-rant from this morning.

FROM YESTERDAY’S JD:

 What’s to hear?

Norsk is right, copy and paste my rant from last night.

Oden needs to play more, be involved more, everything. I’ve always argued that.

After Nate came to the "right" conclusions with benching Howard for Dante, getting Bayless minutes, leaving Oden in after 2 first half fouls, I am not sure this is a coaching problem. And then you got Roy reminiscing about that dream season of yesteryear that resulted in a 1st round bomb. I say this is the players, and Nate was the same (for better or worse) as ever. Slow changing, but usually changing in the right direction.

Roy has to find that spark and get used to playing with Oden.

The biggest change I’ve undergone this season is believing we would— for sure— be better off with Paul Milsap as our starting PF. LMA has been very bad at all of the things a PF should do, and Oden will eventually completely supplant his post scoring. LMA has to adjust for that.

A rebounding, defending, role playing PF who can hit a jumper but not rely on it would likely fit us best, now that Oden is becoming our inside scorer who should be getting all of LMA’s shots.

LMA is still very tradeable, even this early into his not-yet-starting big deal. If we DIDN’T have an Oden, LMA would likely be scoring and rebounding a lil’ more, and pretty much no one else has an Oden. Most teams desperately need a big who can score, and would be happy to have a young one like LMA.

LMA has been too affected to being featured less on offense, giving him much less energy on defense. That is bad and dumb. He has to come to the realization that personal scoring stats and touches are meaningless in the big picture— you got your deal, you don’t need to play for a deal for a long time, now the focus is on whatever is best for the team.

I think he can come to the realization but he sure ain’t doing a good job of it right now.

Everyone is being pissy, everyone is tired, everyone is grumpy— players, coaches, and especially fans. It’s just a phase, if you want my honest opinion. I think most are all too eager to jump on the FIRE THE COACH bandwagon, as always… as if that sort of change will help, or correct the possible longterm problems of Roy getting used to Oden.

Roy is being so two-thousand-and-late now! It’s almost 2010, Roy, get with the times! The next decade is the Oden Decade, and Roy needs to be happy to be a part of it.

I gotta say, this will sound stronger than I mean it, but I blame Roy and LMA more than anyone. They are not fulfilling their promise as team leaders— and Roy gets the brunt of my blame. LMA is LMA, a 3rd option who is currently playing worse than that but fully capable of being a 3rd option. Roy is our heart and soul and the face of the team. His failure thus far to get everyone talking, on the same page, and figuring things out is, to me, so much worse than anything Nate is doing or not doing. As far as I know, anyways.

Oden had a tired, off game. Another reason to wish for him to have 30 minutes as much as possible (even in blow outs) is that he hasn’t gone through a full season of 30+ minutes a night, and that means he’ll never be fully conditioned until he can experience that. Fight through the dead legs of March and April. You can’t simulate it or know how to do it, until you do it.

Oden can’t hope to get a rebound if the Jazz never miss, of course.

I see no reason we can’t figure this out, with good progress being seen before the New Year most likely.

This is on the players, especially (as far as I can see) Roy, who needs to realize why we lost in the 1st round last season and work on us being a team that can go deep in the playoffs, and not a jump shooting team who can win 50+ games easily.

We’re still going to win a lot of games as we figure this out, but it can be a helluva lot smoother than it has been. I am pretty disappointed in a lot of our Blazer heroes right now.

I can see why people can be frustrated with Nate, but I can’t really see how we’re being out coached or mishandled right now. The players, especially the key non-Oden ones, aren’t doing what they are supposed to do.

Mortimer

AND POSTED BELOW IT:

 If Roy plays harder on defense

Than he can get on others for slacking on defense.

If Roy involves Oden more, we’ll win more. If Roy is more open to changing the team for the better and not just recreating the best season in the history of the franchise, the championship 2008-09 season… we win more, at least in the long run.

I guess you can say "well bench Roy until he does those things", but that won’t happen to any main player unless they are acting very poorly. And that creates a whole other enchilada and all but guarantees the season is lost.

The players ain’t doing what they should, combined with Nate perhaps taking a step back to let them figure it out when he should be more active in getting the key players together, and also combined with Nate’s slow changing ways… but to me, the problems begin and end when players aren’t doing what they know they should be doing, and not doing what they have done a million times before.

Oh, and Nate going to that damn 3 guard lineup just slowed things down. We woulda’ won those games if we started Bayless and Dante, doesn’t mean it was the correct decision. Going to a gimmicky lineup slowed down the development of becoming the team we want to be by April. That really annoyed me.

Now that I’ve thought about it more, I firmly believe this is a phase that sucks for now but we will forget about it in a few months, because things will have drastically changed. You gotta go through these growing pains early on, and we’ve been devoid of them mostly the last 2 years.

BACK TO LIVE ACTION:

I think the players are being more the problem than Nate, but judging the coaching and how he is dealing with it is very tough, for better or worse. What we can see, though, is Roy not being accepting of the new team and not trying on defense. Same for LMA.

I blame those players for that, not the coach.

Nate is still the same Nate as before.

by Mortimer on Nov 29, 2009 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I missed the part at the bottom previously

What’s what I get for just glancing through the updates.

Nate is still the same Nate as before.

Bingo. I said similar in yesterday’s gameday thread. From there, it just depends on your viewpoint of Nate.

by Timmay! on Nov 29, 2009 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah. he's got the same problems as before

His team’s have relied on jumpers and were poor defensively, traditionally.

He’s been saying we need to work it inside more, and we all see Oden needs the ball more, so I have hope that can change. And Oden’s presence inside has really helped our defense— doesn’t mean Nate coached anything differently, it means we got better personnel inside.

The effort on defense has to come from the Blazers themselves, in particular Roy and LMA. That they are doing so poorly is simply not the coaches fault— not from our well paid leaders.

They just aren’t getting it right now. Only time and some introspective sense knocked into them will do that.

by Mortimer on Nov 29, 2009 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I have no faith in Nate adjusting in time to save a playoff series. I’m tired of telling my friend that the other team is about to hit a three when we go into our weird zone. I’m tired of jumper basketball. I’m tired of seeing teams execute Houston’s playoff game plan against Roy.I’m tired of the coach never taking it on the chin for his team.

Maybe I’m just bitter right now. But I am so tired of the high-low zone.

i cry for nic

by Cablinasian on Nov 29, 2009 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

You could very well be 100% right

To me, right now, the much bigger problem is that our leaders ain’t playing like we know they can, and their body language isn’t hiding their malaise.

If we play more through Oden, if Batum comes back reasonably healthy and able to defend, if Roy can TRY ON DEFENSE LIKE AN ADULT, and we use Miller as the secondary playmaker when necessary… we will win a series against almost anyone.

The effort thing is what gets me. No reason for Roy and LMA to have such poor effort.

by Mortimer on Nov 29, 2009 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Sure, we can win a series against anyone… but it sure sounds like it would be a case of talent winning despite scheme, even from your comment.

I’d love to see a coach that is X and O brilliant.

i cry for nic

by Cablinasian on Nov 29, 2009 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

"I’d love to see a coach that is X and O brilliant."

I like JVG, but that isn’t his forte. According to reports, though, that fits the description of Mike Budenholzer, who I now contend will be an off-season hire at head coach to replace Nate McMillan.

Still, I’d like a defensive-minded coach like JVG here. While part of the problem on defense is LaMarcus Aldridge’s softness and Brandon Roy’s laziness, the current coaching staff sucks at establishing a plan to defend against the pick-and-roll and relies too much on zone for an NBA team. In my opinion, JVG would fix that.

Dear Paul Allen:

Fire Nate McMillan & hire Jeff Van Gundy.

Sincerely,
AK1984

by AK1984 on Nov 29, 2009 5:09 PM PST up reply actions  

How do I get made a Mod?

I need to ban some people!

...and that's a good thing

by In Walks Rudy on Nov 29, 2009 1:41 PM PST reply actions  

I miss Afalava being a Beaver...

Good news is that he is making Orange nation proud on the Bears…

RUDY > MJ

by Rudiculous on Nov 29, 2009 1:51 PM PST reply actions  

Memphis jumped on the Clippers really quick like

They are kind of hot right now. Gasol is playing really good too.

by tominhawaii on Nov 29, 2009 1:54 PM PST reply actions  

As long as they don't got AI

They are not a horrible team at all with some very good offensive players.

Not enough to go far and be actually good but more than enough to kill ya some nights. We didn’t help things, but the Grizz aren’t the T-Wolves. More like losing to a healthy Clippers team.

by Mortimer on Nov 29, 2009 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

that

'Cuse 88-Cornell 73. My Big Red failed to beat the spread by 2 points. Hence the new avatar.

by jksnake99 on Nov 29, 2009 2:01 PM PST up reply actions  

is a great comparison

'Cuse 88-Cornell 73. My Big Red failed to beat the spread by 2 points. Hence the new avatar.

by jksnake99 on Nov 29, 2009 2:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Nate or L. Frank?

'Cuse 88-Cornell 73. My Big Red failed to beat the spread by 2 points. Hence the new avatar.

by jksnake99 on Nov 29, 2009 2:01 PM PST reply actions  

Is there a good read on Frank anywhere?

He sounds like an interesting coach, but I really don’t feel like I know him that well.

by Timmay! on Nov 29, 2009 2:02 PM PST up reply actions  

this is an article from when he was first hired in New Jersey that details his devotion to basketball.

i cry for nic

by Cablinasian on Nov 29, 2009 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

I remember thinking he was an interesting character

when they showed Nets Training Camp on NBATv before the start of the 2007-2008 season.

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 29, 2009 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

he appeals to the nerdy side of my basketball fanness.

i cry for nic

by Cablinasian on Nov 29, 2009 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

the same

which happens to be a quite significant-side

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 29, 2009 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

he is Jewish, Jake!

i cry for nic

by Cablinasian on Nov 29, 2009 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I like him already

'Cuse 88-Cornell 73. My Big Red failed to beat the spread by 2 points. Hence the new avatar.

by jksnake99 on Nov 29, 2009 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

you like a Jewish nerd who forced his way onto the basketball scene through sheer work and intellect?

Unbelievable.

i cry for nic

by Cablinasian on Nov 29, 2009 4:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I WANT TO BE LAWRENCE FRANK

'Cuse 88-Cornell 73. My Big Red failed to beat the spread by 2 points. Hence the new avatar.

by jksnake99 on Nov 29, 2009 4:37 PM PST up reply actions  

All possible media reports and stories about Nate were overwhelmingly positive before he became the Blazer coach as well

The Nets have never had great players, and he’s one of the rare coaches who became a coach without playing at any level (those are rare and usually became a coach for a good reason), but familiarity breeds contempt with coaches.

by Mortimer on Nov 29, 2009 4:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I agree with this. It’s why Nate’s five years in Portland is actually quite a bit by NBA standards. As you are with a coach longer, you see their flaws and weaknesses.

I do like the idea of Frank. Budenoholzer is a meh.

i cry for nic

by Cablinasian on Nov 29, 2009 4:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Frank has always done well for the talent that he’s had. I don’t get why the Nyets would fire him… he has nothing there.

i cry for nic

by Cablinasian on Nov 29, 2009 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

ben on twitter:

Frank had the Nets playing harder at 0-17 than McMillan has the Blazers playing at 12-7.

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Nov 29, 2009 2:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Frank has changed his scheme to fit his players each of the last two years. He went to a dribble-drive offense keyed by Harris, and is now running offense through the post with Lopez emerging.

He is flexible and a brilliant basketball mind.

He’ll be scooped up quickly.

i cry for nic

by Cablinasian on Nov 29, 2009 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Lawrence Frank would make an awesome lead assistant coach.

Dear Paul Allen:

Fire Nate McMillan & hire Jeff Van Gundy.

Sincerely,
AK1984

by AK1984 on Nov 29, 2009 5:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Sad but true

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 29, 2009 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Haha, it seems true

I’ve watched the Nets a little bit now, and yeah— they are trying and even competing. They’ve had some near wins.

They just aren’t good and their best player has been out. It isn’t rocket science.

by Mortimer on Nov 29, 2009 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

People always bring up the legitimate argument “Who is better out there?”

I really would argue that Frank has done well with what he has been given and could be a top ten coach easily… if he wasn’t given a roster with two or three players on it.

i cry for nic

by Cablinasian on Nov 29, 2009 2:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I agree.

So, serious questions:

Has Nate showed enough in his coaching career that makes him a top-20 coach?

Is Nate a demonstrably and significantly better coach than ANY active coach, minus interims? Probably a couple.. but not too many. He does alright when he has a lot of talent but always seems to make the same mistakes. Haven’t seen much growth.

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 29, 2009 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

At this point, given that Nate is neither the long term answer nor the short term answer after recent discussions

I would happily take Lawrence Frank right now. The players are down enough, it seems, that a coaching change wouldn’t meet such a backlash that it would cause problems.

And from all accounts he is a highly flexible coach both in-game and season long. Given our depth and varied talents that’s the exact kind of coach we need.

It's a tune-out fest.

by The Pirate on Nov 29, 2009 2:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Wade hit a buzzer beater on them

'Cuse 88-Cornell 73. My Big Red failed to beat the spread by 2 points. Hence the new avatar.

by jksnake99 on Nov 29, 2009 2:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Damian Wilkins hit a buzzer beater on them.

i cry for nic

by Cablinasian on Nov 29, 2009 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

oh yeah that's right

ouch

'Cuse 88-Cornell 73. My Big Red failed to beat the spread by 2 points. Hence the new avatar.

by jksnake99 on Nov 29, 2009 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Minnesota is the team that should be winless right now.

Dear Paul Allen:

Fire Nate McMillan & hire Jeff Van Gundy.

Sincerely,
AK1984

by AK1984 on Nov 29, 2009 5:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Zombies >>>>>>>>>> Vampires

I could possibly win in Fantasy Football.

"Oden is a man among cub scouts."
by Tyrusmancrush on Nov 23, 2009 9:08 PM PST

by Sabonis4Ever on Nov 29, 2009 2:06 PM PST reply actions  

Reindeer poop necklaces?!
The enterprising "gem"ologists at Miller Park Zoo now are offering necklace pendants from dried reindeer droppings, joining the explosively popular ornaments that debuted last year.

Link

by Roybot on Nov 29, 2009 2:12 PM PST reply actions  

Poop is funny to me

A little kid last night kept calling me a doo doo head.

by tominhawaii on Nov 29, 2009 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

did you just pick up dirt and call it dino poo?

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 29, 2009 3:41 PM PST up reply actions  

i guess i know what you're getting for christmas now.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 29, 2009 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

i got a warning for disguised swearing, but i’ve actually sworn before and never got a warning, weird, must of been because it was on the main page

14736251

by appel82 on Nov 29, 2009 2:15 PM PST reply actions  

It's often only caught if a mod is watching or if it gets flagged

There are probably a couple mods who watch front-page posts. I imagine they’re extra-careful with them since they’re heavily read.

by Timmay! on Nov 29, 2009 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

i didn’t know those were considered monsters but i’ll go with vampires. zombies are just boring.

by portlandgiirl91 on Nov 29, 2009 2:34 PM PST reply actions  

every dog has their day

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 29, 2009 2:42 PM PST up reply actions  

it's a shame

we will win on Tuesday

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 29, 2009 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

at 9-6 with quality wins I would call them a team that will beat us down if recent trends cotinue

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 29, 2009 2:53 PM PST up reply actions  

lol no shizz. hopefully this little break will knock some sense into those blazer players

by portlandgiirl91 on Nov 29, 2009 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I suspect the Blazers will look a little better

Three days off at home, a couple days to bond in practice, and Nate will make some adjustments to at least put a band-aid on the problems that are suddenly public knowledge.

I actually expect a win right now, but without any of the problems we’re seeing getting resolved along the way.

by Timmay! on Nov 29, 2009 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I hope so

I have been divesting in them emotionally lately.

A lot of the problems look like lack of following direction and lack of hustle, which are usually signs of a team giving up on a coach. I hope that isnt the case though.

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 29, 2009 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

From the outside, it's reasonable to see signs the team isn't listening to Nate

I’m curious how the next two weeks go, we’ll likely know a lot more.

by Timmay! on Nov 29, 2009 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah

it would be interesting to get a unfiltered conversation with a real blazers insider on this

remember when we just blathered on about back up point guards? What a wonderfully naive time that seems in retrospect.

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 29, 2009 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

not too bad at all really

We could easily lose, but we will win.

i hope

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 29, 2009 2:53 PM PST up reply actions  

losing isn’t a option!

by portlandgiirl91 on Nov 29, 2009 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

i'd say utah too but it was in their house n it was a back to back.

well blazers should have plenty of rest by tuesday night n it’s at the RG soooo

by portlandgiirl91 on Nov 29, 2009 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

If you have lost the faith

All is truly lost.

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 29, 2009 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

There hasn't been anything positive for the fans to take away from the last two games

but I expect them to get it together a little bit after a couple days of practice.

by Roybot on Nov 29, 2009 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

they let me get to bed earlier

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 29, 2009 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

It has sucked.

They haven’t shown enough good all season to be thrilled with, but I bet that the team is actually much better than we are seeing including the injuries.

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 29, 2009 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

as a fan

I will make that bet as well

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 29, 2009 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm dead tired today and occupied with other things. Just an idea I had: Can the Blazers shooting coach teach Miller a better 3?

Can the dribbling coach for Jerryd teach Rudy how to handle the ball (problem is he has international games next summer)? And maybe Martell?

That would be valuable. Jason Kidd learned at “old age” how to shoot better. Not sure if the Blazers and their fans have that much patience. At the moment Miller is underused and not doing “what he does” but what he can’t do. Thus he was the wrong pickup until now.

Ceterum censeo Lakers esse delendam

by Norsktroll on Nov 29, 2009 2:41 PM PST reply actions  

Do you think God is punishing the Blazers?

Once Roy stopped praying before the games, the poo hit the fan.

by tominhawaii on Nov 29, 2009 2:42 PM PST reply actions  

I also blame Cazano.

Forget Nate, fire Baldy!!!

"A bizarre and extremely rare hybrid Blazer/Laker fan, Timbo has always struggled to contain the Beast Within, like Dr. Jekyll, Bruce Banner, or Ted Kennedy." — Miled Animal

by timbo on Nov 29, 2009 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I think it has a lot to do with the fact that he has like 1 kid

that isnt going to get you a very good planet, and it will certainly not plow your field.

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 29, 2009 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I have 3 words for you

THA-BEAST

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 29, 2009 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

he deserved to start the allstar game.

I am 100% serious about that. If Duncan is a PF (hahaha), then Marc has been the West’s best C.

'Cuse 88-Cornell 73. My Big Red failed to beat the spread by 2 points. Hence the new avatar.

by jksnake99 on Nov 29, 2009 2:48 PM PST up reply actions  

*deserves*

'Cuse 88-Cornell 73. My Big Red failed to beat the spread by 2 points. Hence the new avatar.

by jksnake99 on Nov 29, 2009 2:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Did Dunleavy get ejected in the MEM/LAC game?

Btw the Blazers could take lessons from LAC right now.

by Timmay! on Nov 29, 2009 2:53 PM PST reply actions  

I'd smack you for saying that most times.

These are truly sad days.

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 29, 2009 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

The Clippers adjusted beautifully

They were down 20, tightened and swarmed their defense, jumped the pace to get some easy baskets, and boom they lead by 2. Win or lose, they did a great job during the comeback.

by Timmay! on Nov 29, 2009 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

They have a pretty good group of guys.

Guys who know they need to scrap and hustle every time EVER have a chance.

Hungry.

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 29, 2009 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

trade for ZBO

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 29, 2009 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I have been upped

WAIT

Micheal Sweetney

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 29, 2009 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

so burrrr….wait…it isnt 1996 anymore

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 29, 2009 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

werent you like 8? Your mind was filled with love tomes to N’SYNC back them, not momma jokes

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 29, 2009 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I was 6!

6 is a good age.

Also, NSYNC is still the bomb.

by Roybot on Nov 29, 2009 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought we had an agreement not to talk about NSYNC for the sake of our e-relationship

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 29, 2009 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

LAME

I am really going to have to get on someones good side to get some e-validation

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 29, 2009 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

It seems like just yesterday that they were.

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 29, 2009 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

having a pretty good hair day today

from 5’ you cant tell that I am going bald

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 29, 2009 2:57 PM PST reply actions  

lol

sounds like a personal problem.

by portlandgiirl91 on Nov 29, 2009 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

it is actually a personal triumph

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 29, 2009 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

because my good hair day gives the illusion of hair

when have you ever had a good hair day, but you somehow turn it into a personal problem? Good hair days are just relative, and I am enjoying mine, as I imagine, you would as well.

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 29, 2009 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

everyday is a good hair day for me. i have a nice thick full head of hair.
so you’re balding tho?

by portlandgiirl91 on Nov 29, 2009 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

yep, I actually started going bald when I dyed my hair a lot during the recent unpleasantness known as the late 90s/00s, but I have pretty much held steady ever since.

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 29, 2009 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

not my style

I am totally okay with being unattractive

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 29, 2009 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

good work, jonestr.

not everyone is as vain as Roybot.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 29, 2009 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

but you will when you have to.

and that’s the point…..

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 29, 2009 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I should get some for my grams, but I dont like her now that she is a full fledged racist

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 29, 2009 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

If I was a balding lady I would probably use it

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 29, 2009 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

some people think wigs are great.

it’s the same people that are grateful for those that donate hair to make wigs with.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 29, 2009 3:36 PM PST up reply actions  

cease and desist

sincerely

The Shineheart wig company

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 29, 2009 3:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I am just going to say it

getting cancer is a dumb move

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 29, 2009 3:41 PM PST up reply actions  

smh.....

c’mon man….

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 29, 2009 3:42 PM PST up reply actions  

where is Mortimer to appreciate a totally awesome cancer joke

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 29, 2009 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

i probably would but that

just hits close to home for me.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 29, 2009 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

it probably hits close for most of us given its ubiquitous nature, but I choose to make jokes about it.

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 29, 2009 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

have you heard that words can hurt?

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 29, 2009 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

if that was true I would be hurt by it

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 29, 2009 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

are you sure?

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 29, 2009 4:00 PM PST up reply actions  

that's true.

perhaps someday i’ll see some more humor in them.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 29, 2009 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

that is always a fine day

at least I know I am getting over something when I can lay down some sweet zingers around it

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 29, 2009 3:55 PM PST up reply actions  

that is not true at all

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 29, 2009 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

tough sell when the lights go off and the hair pulling starts

bald is a tough look to pull off for a lady. Sinead Oconnor seemed to pull if off well

BTW AK1984 just threw up in his mouth

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 29, 2009 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

you should def watch RHOA sometime.

what about amber rose..she pulls it off pretty good.
uhhh that was random?

by portlandgiirl91 on Nov 29, 2009 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  

what is RHOA?

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 29, 2009 3:36 PM PST up reply actions  

but what if I want to be in a NSYNC cover band?

It would seem like required watching

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 29, 2009 3:42 PM PST up reply actions  

that's my excuse. haha

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 29, 2009 3:42 PM PST up reply actions  

quit JDing

we have a lot of choreography and homo-eroticism to explore go over

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 29, 2009 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

i wasn't replying to your nsync comment.

haha. i was replying to roybot’s reason for not watching that show.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 29, 2009 3:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I think her other attributes just distracted from it

I would make out with a bald demi moore though

with or without a right hip

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 29, 2009 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

that is a weird picture

It is like a book I have on russian prison tattoos where, at first glimpse, you do a lot of poor gender assigning.

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 29, 2009 3:51 PM PST up reply actions  

The Clippers do what the Blazers cannot.

Sebastian Telfair with the dagger to complete a 20 point comeback against the Grizz.

by Timmay! on Nov 29, 2009 2:59 PM PST reply actions  

kewl

glad to see him doing well

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 29, 2009 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

The Clipper game ends on a 22-0 Clipper run

They go from a 12 point deficit to a 10 point victory over Memphis.

by Timmay! on Nov 29, 2009 3:03 PM PST reply actions  

wow

'Cuse 88-Cornell 73. My Big Red failed to beat the spread by 2 points. Hence the new avatar.

by jksnake99 on Nov 29, 2009 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

33-7 in the 4th quarter

'Cuse 88-Cornell 73. My Big Red failed to beat the spread by 2 points. Hence the new avatar.

by jksnake99 on Nov 29, 2009 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

hey bedgers....wore black today in honor of the last two games

""..Sometimes the songs that we hear are just songs of our own . . . "

by LetsBlaze on Nov 29, 2009 3:04 PM PST reply actions  

i was hoping the memphis affair was going to lead to a trouncing of utah

but i guess it’ll hafta be whomever is next

""..Sometimes the songs that we hear are just songs of our own . . . "

by LetsBlaze on Nov 29, 2009 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

me too

glad I had to work during that game

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 29, 2009 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah ...shav comin back to town...

maybe pdx will beat the crap out of them so shav gets some minutes…..win win

""..Sometimes the songs that we hear are just songs of our own . . . "

by LetsBlaze on Nov 29, 2009 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

This was already on my mind as well.

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 29, 2009 3:31 PM PST up reply actions  

BEAT THE HEAT!

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 29, 2009 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

If I had looked at that game in the early season I would have given us really good odds, but I dont feel confident about it.

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 29, 2009 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I fake it til they make it.

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 29, 2009 3:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Roybot.
Dirty Socks.

by L-TrainFTW! on Nov 29, 2009 3:07 PM PST reply actions  

lmao for some reason this reminds me of mortimer’s default lol

by portlandgiirl91 on Nov 29, 2009 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

i feel out of sorts today.

not sure if i’m getting sick. or if it’s just residual effects from what little i saw of the game (i had it on dvr and a friend told me to just not watch so i only saw the 3rd) and Quick’s article. but whatever it is, i don’t like it!

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 29, 2009 3:13 PM PST reply actions  

sorry dude

go take a bath, then a nap, and you will wake up on a sweet hair day just as I have.

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 29, 2009 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

i'm thinking about a nap right now.

but i’m afraid if i go to sleep i’ll stay that way for 5 hours and then not be able to sleep tonight. haha.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 29, 2009 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

that is always a concern, but I went to sharper image and they had a clock that buzzed at you at a predetermined time. It was like $900, but it might be worth it for you.

PS Are we friends on that book thing?

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 29, 2009 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

i have an alarm clock. and it didn't cost 900 bucks either.

i think we are friends on that thing. you’re listed under my “friends” section anyway.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 29, 2009 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

kewl

I liked the wayward bus as well. Probably my favorite Steinbeck.

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 29, 2009 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah it was really good.

by no means my favorite though. that would be Grapes of Wrath. followed closely by East of Eden.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 29, 2009 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

I couldnt get through Grapes of Wrath, and I thought it was darker than East of Eden, which I also like a lot, but I like the darkness.

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 29, 2009 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

you should try again some time.

I consider GoW the Great American Novel.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 29, 2009 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

I have tried multiple times

I have this streak of not liking my favorite authors seminal work

I havent made it through slaughter house 5 either, but I have read Slapstick at least 5 times.

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 29, 2009 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

i haven't read much Vonnegut.

i did read Slaughterhouse 5 but wasn’t that taken with it. I’ve had Timequake on my shelf unread for several years.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 29, 2009 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I wasnt that into timequake either

I would highly recommend Breakfast of Champions

BTW here is his grades for his books

    * Player Piano: B
    * The Sirens of Titan: A
    * Mother Night: A
    * Cat’s Cradle: A-plus
    * God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater: A
    * Slaughterhouse-Five: A-plus
    * Welcome to the Monkey House: B-minus
    * Happy Birthday, Wanda June: D
    * Breakfast of Champions: C
    * Slapstick: D
    * Jailbird: A
    * Palm Sunday: C

I disagree with a lot of these

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 29, 2009 3:39 PM PST up reply actions  

interesting.

i’ll have to make some notes of this. i’m planning a trip to Powells before too long. my list of books to pick up is getting pretty long….

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 29, 2009 3:41 PM PST up reply actions  

that will happen

you seem like a reader

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 29, 2009 3:45 PM PST up reply actions  

i try to be.

i gotta figure out what i’m gonna read next.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 29, 2009 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I always recommend Breakfast of Champions

I was thinking of rereading some Kafka just to see if it doesent send me into suicidal doldrums

it will probably be ok if I am not listening to Joy Division

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 29, 2009 3:48 PM PST up reply actions  

haha.

i loved Metamorphasis. But i couldn’t get through The Trial. just dragged and dragged….

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 29, 2009 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I could see that

that is funny that I breezed the trial, but cant do grapes of wrath.

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 29, 2009 3:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I have a wrist watch that is supposed to wake you up when your sleep is lightest around a pre-determined time. I think I need to sell it on ebay, I never used it in the last year.

Ceterum censeo Lakers esse delendam

by Norsktroll on Nov 29, 2009 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

that sounds awesome

does it ever work? Is it just monitoring your heart rate and inferring your sleep pattern, or is it more sophisticated?

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 29, 2009 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

More sophisticated, I think it's going by movement. But I have a first generation model

http://www.sleeptracker.com/

There’s another company that wants to track your every moves and has won funding at tech conferences http://www.fitbit.com/

Ceterum censeo Lakers esse delendam

by Norsktroll on Nov 29, 2009 3:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Ill have to take a look

thanks

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 29, 2009 3:39 PM PST up reply actions  

i don't.

i saw it happen once and it was glorious. like stumbling upon El Dorado…..

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 29, 2009 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Its like if N’SYNC were straight

thats how nice it is.

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 29, 2009 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Psshhhh

only one of them is gay.

by Roybot on Nov 29, 2009 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

That's what they said

I think only one of the is hetero.

Ceterum censeo Lakers esse delendam

by Norsktroll on Nov 29, 2009 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

only one of them has admitted to being gay, which is not the same thing as them all being straight

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 29, 2009 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

not the same as the remaining dudes all being straight

BTW I love the JD and wish I could do this more often

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 29, 2009 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Lol, Hinrich has a thumb injury, and now Bulls fans are speculating he wants to duck the matchup with Ben Gordon

Ben Gordon also has an injury. Maybe he wants to duck the matchup with Hinrich, too. Two real winners :)

Ceterum censeo Lakers esse delendam

by Norsktroll on Nov 29, 2009 3:25 PM PST reply actions  

I would like to thank Matt Ryan and Michael Turner for losing my $50 buy in to my FFB pool

Both ended up hurt before the end of the game, and they combined for a underwhelming 3.9 points. Unless Mendenhall can put up 30+ tomorrow night, it is going to cost me the playoffs and a chance at winning some money. This has been a terrible weekend for the Rudster….

RUDY > MJ

by Rudiculous on Nov 29, 2009 3:26 PM PST reply actions  

Karma, you owe me.

I will take my payment on Thursday please….

RUDY > MJ

by Rudiculous on Nov 29, 2009 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Mendenhall plays tonight.

good luck, Rudi. and thanks for reminding me why i don’t the fantasy leagues you have to pay for.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 29, 2009 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Stop being a baby.

It’s your own fault for having a bad FBB team.

by Roybot on Nov 29, 2009 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Freud

You just want to get over the fact that Calderon ruined your FBB week.

Ceterum censeo Lakers esse delendam

by Norsktroll on Nov 29, 2009 3:31 PM PST up reply actions  

smh...he's been pretty bad.

Maybe I should have accepted Ark’s trade.

by Roybot on Nov 29, 2009 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  

i always wanted to see an athlete

go in to a press conference, pull out a check, fill it all out except the amount, show it to everybody, then proceed to blast the officials/league what have you.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 29, 2009 3:31 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

that would be awesome.

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 29, 2009 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

what was the joke?

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 29, 2009 3:31 PM PST up reply actions  

He called Turkoglu a Turkeydodo because he flops so much and that was all he was good at. He already had gotten a T in the game after that Hedo flop. And I think he also said something about LeBron that was also part of the fine.

Ceterum censeo Lakers esse delendam

by Norsktroll on Nov 29, 2009 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Sheed is hard not to like despite his past with the Blazers

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 29, 2009 3:45 PM PST up reply actions  

he just T'd up in the Heat game

""..Sometimes the songs that we hear are just songs of our own . . . "

by LetsBlaze on Nov 29, 2009 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

good ol' sheed

Despite all of his flaws, I still like the guy. Call me crazy…

RUDY > MJ

by Rudiculous on Nov 29, 2009 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I am over what happened in portland and like to enjoy him from afar

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 29, 2009 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Me too, in spite of myself. My only real beef with him was when he

threw the towel in Sabonis’ face. I loved Arvydas.

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Nov 29, 2009 4:01 PM PST up reply actions  

That was it for me.

I still have no interest in Wallace, and that day was the tipping point.

by Timmay! on Nov 29, 2009 4:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I was so upset by it that I actually cried.

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Nov 29, 2009 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

so Sheed

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 29, 2009 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

What player, recently named one of the top 25 players in Miami Heat history

Was one of the top 5 selling NBA jerseys in 1998? He wasn’t with the Heat at the time.

by Timmay! on Nov 29, 2009 3:35 PM PST reply actions  

hmmm

Gary Payton?

i’m totally guessing.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 29, 2009 3:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Tim Hardaway?

'Cuse 88-Cornell 73. My Big Red failed to beat the spread by 2 points. Hence the new avatar.

by jksnake99 on Nov 29, 2009 3:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Seiklay?

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 29, 2009 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Antoine Walker?

'Cuse 88-Cornell 73. My Big Red failed to beat the spread by 2 points. Hence the new avatar.

by jksnake99 on Nov 29, 2009 3:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Nope.

If you guys are enjoying guessing, feel free. If you get frustrated, I have a hint prepared.

by Timmay! on Nov 29, 2009 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

wait wait....

Penny Hardaway?

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 29, 2009 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Jason Williams?

'Cuse 88-Cornell 73. My Big Red failed to beat the spread by 2 points. Hence the new avatar.

by jksnake99 on Nov 29, 2009 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

He had a couple commercials in those days.

'Cuse 88-Cornell 73. My Big Red failed to beat the spread by 2 points. Hence the new avatar.

by jksnake99 on Nov 29, 2009 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I was curious about how Williams ended up in Orlando this year

I was a bit surprised to see both those stats while reading up on him.

Worth noting that Brian Grant is also on the Top 25 Heat players list.

Then again, so is Bimbo Coles.

by Timmay! on Nov 29, 2009 3:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Channing Frye 15 & 6 tonight

""..Sometimes the songs that we hear are just songs of our own . . . "

by LetsBlaze on Nov 29, 2009 3:37 PM PST reply actions  

ooops 15 and 8

""..Sometimes the songs that we hear are just songs of our own . . . "

by LetsBlaze on Nov 29, 2009 3:37 PM PST up reply actions  

yes, I am Ron jeremy… I’ve been outed

O is for Offense
D is for Defense
E is for Energy
N is for Not in my house chump

by The Arkitect on Nov 29, 2009 4:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I picked one up recently when I was getting on a plane, as I traditionally do

It’s my takeoff and landing material. But there’s really nothing they can write that isn’t already covered for free online. They always seem a month behind everything, and the writers seem to be tech support engineers.

by Timmay! on Nov 29, 2009 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

D'Antoni and SVG were interviewed about Lawrence Frank

They both look really frustrated at his dismissal, and couldn’t hide it in their responses. SVG tried to resist disparaging the team but clearly wondered what planet the Nets management is on.

by Timmay! on Nov 29, 2009 3:53 PM PST reply actions  

yeah

I liked Mortimer’s take on the situation

Everyone knows that he is a more than competent coach, so he should land just fine

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 29, 2009 3:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I'd like to see him join Portland in some capacity

Seems like a guy KP would get along with well.

Then again, could you imagine BE if a story broke tomorrow, “KP interviewing Lawrence for an unknown position”?

I’d make sure I had popcorn at the ready.

by Timmay! on Nov 29, 2009 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

i would flee.....

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 29, 2009 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

haha. maybe.

that stuff usually just annoys me. i didn’t even read most of the JD last night after reading Quick’s piece.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 29, 2009 4:00 PM PST up reply actions  

not to mention the

12325 ironic jokey ones about the original 34534692 fanposts

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 29, 2009 4:00 PM PST up reply actions  

yea

just as annoying

Roybot.
Dirty Socks.

by L-TrainFTW! on Nov 29, 2009 5:09 PM PST up reply actions  

it would probably create some weirdness for Nate

like when LB was hired on with Philly when Cheeks was there

I do like Frank’s style though

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 29, 2009 3:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Lawrence Frank would make a sweet lead assistant for JVG.

Dear Paul Allen:

Fire Nate McMillan & hire Jeff Van Gundy.

Sincerely,
AK1984

by AK1984 on Nov 29, 2009 5:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I suppose the goal is to be bad but not quite that bad

And maybe the new Russian has a European coach in mind for next season, with someone doing it in interim.

Ceterum censeo Lakers esse delendam

by Norsktroll on Nov 29, 2009 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe David Platt, an American yet also coach of the Russian national team and teams in Russia

He outcoached Spain in 2007. Or Ettore Messina.

Ceterum censeo Lakers esse delendam

by Norsktroll on Nov 29, 2009 4:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm finding more and more that Hollinger's Value Added stat is more useful than PER

It throws out players that are just efficient in very limited minutes, like currently Nazr Mohammed. With VA, Roy is slightly more valuable than Oden, and both are #16 and 17 respectively. That sounds about right.

Ceterum censeo Lakers esse delendam

by Norsktroll on Nov 29, 2009 3:56 PM PST reply actions  

Many of Amare’s tweets suck for his constant PR, but I think he’s innocent. He hired some intern to tweet for him during games. League didn’t approve :)

Ceterum censeo Lakers esse delendam

by Norsktroll on Nov 29, 2009 4:02 PM PST up reply actions  

beastleyBLVD @Oneandonlycp3 But according to Amare, it was not him who tweeted, and as for TC, I know it was an automated tweet from tweetfeed.

yeahhh

by portlandgiirl91 on Nov 29, 2009 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

That's Amare's problem

If the NBA says “no messages from time x to time y”, then they expect you to cover your bases. The NBA can’t be expected to interpret each message to see if they personally sent it.

NBA players are always looking for ways around rules. On the court and off.

I’m surprisingly strict about this. Not sure why.

by Timmay! on Nov 29, 2009 4:06 PM PST up reply actions  

well yeah they’re on job..they shouldn’t be worrying about tweeting lol

by portlandgiirl91 on Nov 29, 2009 4:08 PM PST up reply actions  

if i tweeted it would be almost exclusively from

“on the job”

good way to get lots of followers

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 29, 2009 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

no worries.

i could guess that is=if

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 29, 2009 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

today?

sorry just playing

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 29, 2009 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

i figured Roybot would be the one posting this joke.

but she wouldn’t have said sorry.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 29, 2009 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I am generally nice when I'm a jerk.

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 29, 2009 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Your thing works well for you.

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 29, 2009 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

wait wait.... i think i got this one.....

twss

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 29, 2009 4:26 PM PST up reply actions  

fixed.
I don’t usually never take that approach.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 29, 2009 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

whatever

you are just nice

you couldnt even get appropriately mad when I was making insensitive cancer jokes

JERK FAIL

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 29, 2009 4:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Do you need to talk about this?

I can tell you are hurting inside.

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 29, 2009 4:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I am fine

I was just outing you as a nice dude

IN YOUR FACE

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 29, 2009 4:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes, jonestr.

In my face.

"oh dear god. Please be more irresponsible". - Claire

by idoltime on Nov 29, 2009 4:41 PM PST up reply actions  

i guess the difference would be

the truthfulness of the tweets.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 29, 2009 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

it's be more fun to post them while

“on the job”. it would be like a little extra challenge.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 29, 2009 4:18 PM PST up reply actions  

are you speaking of your ‘’on the job’’ mate??

by portlandgiirl91 on Nov 29, 2009 4:21 PM PST up reply actions  

oh not specifically.

but i’d include myself if i tweeted

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 29, 2009 4:22 PM PST up reply actions  

i’ll admit it & say i’m very confused.

by portlandgiirl91 on Nov 29, 2009 4:25 PM PST up reply actions  

that's ok.

i have that effect on people.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 29, 2009 4:25 PM PST up reply actions  

not sure if that is a good or bad thing. but k

by portlandgiirl91 on Nov 29, 2009 4:27 PM PST up reply actions  

mostly bad.

in this case, it’s neither.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 29, 2009 4:27 PM PST up reply actions  

k i’ll just go along wit cha

by portlandgiirl91 on Nov 29, 2009 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

wise course of action.

it wasn’t a good joke to begin with, but if you’ve ever seen the first Austin Powers, it might make more sense.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 29, 2009 4:35 PM PST up reply actions  

of course i have. but remember i have memory lose.

n i never remember lines from movies just maybe only animal house.

by portlandgiirl91 on Nov 29, 2009 4:37 PM PST up reply actions  

well if there'a a good movie to remember lines from,

Animal House is one of them.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 29, 2009 4:39 PM PST up reply actions  

said the person who obviously missed Caddyshack

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 29, 2009 4:42 PM PST up reply actions  

well that one's way up there too for comedies.

“that’s the ugliest hat i’ve ever seen…..oh. but it looks good on you though!”

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 29, 2009 4:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Al Cervik.

played by Rodney Dangerfield.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 29, 2009 4:45 PM PST up reply actions  

southern oregon was something before electricity

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 29, 2009 4:46 PM PST up reply actions  

you can insert 92wastheyear here as well

both work

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 29, 2009 4:46 PM PST up reply actions  

hahahaha.

he’s got so many great lines in that movie.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 29, 2009 4:47 PM PST up reply actions  

ah. my mistake.

forgot to press “up” to check.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 29, 2009 4:49 PM PST up reply actions  

yep. very useful for threads that run along the side like this.

i’ve just changed your life for the better.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 29, 2009 4:51 PM PST up reply actions  

my delusions are all that keep me going.

so thanks =)

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 29, 2009 4:56 PM PST up reply actions  

no.

but maybe i should start. might make my life more exciting.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 29, 2009 4:58 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah i’d def recommend it

by portlandgiirl91 on Nov 29, 2009 4:59 PM PST up reply actions  

oh yeah?

i guess it would reduce a lot of stress for me.

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 29, 2009 5:02 PM PST up reply actions  

because you are a notorious pedant

love

jonestr

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Nov 29, 2009 4:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm watching Dwight Howard for the first time this season.

What’s preventing Oden from turning into him? A little athleticism? They’re surprisingly similar in a number of ways.

by Timmay! on Nov 29, 2009 4:05 PM PST reply actions  

yep.

a little athleticism is it, in my opinion. well that and minutes…
but they’ve got the same offensive game. same defensive presence. Dwight’s just “springier”

If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck

by DrivetheLane on Nov 29, 2009 4:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Dwight is a lot more decisive-- catch, quick spin, dunk

Oden is more methodical on the block.

Oden arguably has a better array of moves,