Who has the best hair in the NBA?
by Norsktroll on Nov 21, 2009 2:54 PM PST
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PrintAnd now for something completely different amid all the worrying about what might be going wrong with the Blazers (if anything at all): Who has the best hairstyle in the NBA? Vote below, and then comment on your favorite styles. Yes, I see myself that white guys are over-represented, but they just have some of the more interesting hairdos. Please keep it funny and friendly.
Inspired by an old poll on "Pounding the Rock". Photos from their ESPN player profiles.
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Charlie V?
Not cool making fun of someone’s medical condition.
"Ain't nothin' in this world for free."
I thought about taking someone else and know his condition, but he has good humor about it himself. I think he would laugh about it.
See here, where he made a contest about giving him a new hairstyle on Twitter http://twitpic.com/cnbe4
You know, I have found that often people with something like that have a positive self-image, and he certainly does and tries to give that confidence to other people who think it’s worse than it is.
Ceterum censeo Lakers esse delendam
Birdman narrowly over Jennings
I probably would have voted Jennings if he was still rocking the 80s era flattop.
"man, steve blake is clutch *dead*" - Ben Golliver on Twitter
Michael Cage's jeri curls
should be in the hall of fame
When reached 40 years of following Portland basketball you have, be as passionate of the Trail Blazers you will not!
The mixture of sweat and residue from the jheri curl rearranging cream had to have been gross.
Dear Paul Allen:
Fire Nate McMillan & hire Jeff Van Gundy.
Sincerely,
AK1984
we have a winner!
Cage Rules!
"Do me a favor. Put your lip over your head... and swallow." Max Goldman
Hey! This poll is fixed! My vote didn't register. I smell pregnant chads.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
They are certainly a medical breakthru
Women of the world drop your biological chains…we now have pregnant Chads
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Nov 21, 2009 4:31 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
More like a fusion of Katherine Harris and Jeb Bush effluvia.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
Rudy, not even close.
and not just cuz I’m a Blazer fan.
His hair looks good no matter if he styles it or not.
Definitely B Diddy with the beard
and thank you for a fanpost that doesn’t rip on the coach with the same old tired criticisms….a breath of fresh air.
World B. Free
Still gets the lifetime achievement award.
dinasour type of guys choir boys
by mittsabishy on Nov 21, 2009 4:34 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
von wafers crooked hawk cut.
The Faith don't panic, the faith freaks out, burns out farms, and torchs small villages in the name of The Faith.
too bad he's with Olympiakos
or he would’ve won hands down :) Then again, kinda glad he’s not on some other NBA team tearing us up.
it’s close, Rudy or Jennings….
If Andre Miller's fro was on there
I would have voted for him.
"Steve Blake is a hero. (That is, if you consider burning down a house and then rescuing everyone in it to be heroic.)"-Ezra Caraeff
Ah, but I'm referring to Mike "Sunshine" Miller.
Dear Paul Allen:
Fire Nate McMillan & hire Jeff Van Gundy.
Sincerely,
AK1984
same here
fro’s are the best
If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck
by DrivetheLane on Nov 23, 2009 9:08 AM PST up reply actions
The fourth photograph
from the left in the second row is upside down.
by LewisClark on Nov 21, 2009 11:02 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
An enormous amount of work for such a whimsical post...
+1
"A bizarre and extremely rare hybrid Blazer/Laker fan, Timbo has always struggled to contain the Beast Within, like Dr. Jekyll, Bruce Banner, or Ted Kennedy." — Miled Animal
rudy's hair just screams 'flair'
"There are a few teams you have to watch out for in the fourth quarter."
"Yeah, but Portland definitely is not one of them."
-New Orleans Hornets broadcasters at the end of the third quarter with the Hornets leading 74-59. Portland later ends up winning 97-89.
"They don't mind him shooting that shot at all. Rudy Fernandez is not that great of a 3pt shooter."
-New Orleans Hornets broadcasters right after a Rudy Fernandez missed 3pter. Rudy Fernandez finished the game with three 3pters on six attempts.
by Tofu Anonymous on Nov 21, 2009 11:10 PM PST reply actions
I think Andre Miller's pre-season fro was awesome.
"The match in Los Angeles is a good opportunity to begin to demonstrate that we want to make war." Rudy Fernández (translated)
Rasheed wallace mang. He's got the grey spot that gives him power. Some dudes
would try to dye that but he is too cool for that type of stuff.
Actually Im a fan of Nenad kristics' hair.
by tevisthe4th on Nov 22, 2009 12:53 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
Kristic also wins the award for least attractive NBA player...
Last year I worked hard but I came down with a Staph infection, so I had to sit out for 3 weeks. This year I didn't catch no Staph infection so I was able to work out full. -Big bass Trav
by MikeRiceIsForLovers on Nov 23, 2009 12:00 PM PST up reply actions
Pechrov is ugly.
A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.
http://www.gop.com/
Roybot.
Is he alright?
Looks like the veins in his neck might burst
by Sound_Automatic on Nov 23, 2009 4:57 PM PST up reply actions
how did sheed's new doo not make this list
it’s an outrage. consider this a write-in
Sheed, apparently wearing a muffin on his head.
But, you know, everything sheed does is awesome, so it’s all good.
wow, this totally wins
Dude could play in the old ABA with that ’do
How did you guys win that?
"We scored enough points. We scored 107, they scored 105.
-Nate McMillan Postgame, 3/4/2009
why are there so many girly looking dudes in the nba?
"I been ridin' the midnight train, got ice water in my veins." -Bob Dylan
"Sasha? That's a sissy name." -Mike Rice
Easily Rudy
Though I like Dirk’s Jesus hair in that photo.
No no no, all wrong! Greg "Grizzly" Popavich FTW
by prezofdeath on Nov 22, 2009 4:31 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
K-Rog before his ill-fated face lift & eye lid surgery
"We don't back down to nobody." --Joel Przybilla
A true Mountain man!
Such a great coach and a silly looking man (talking about pops both times)
by Sound_Automatic on Nov 23, 2009 4:55 PM PST up reply actions
Definitely Manu.
A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.
http://www.gop.com/
Balding guys FTW!
"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green
by antediluvian on Nov 23, 2009 11:07 AM PST up reply actions
Don't H*te Me
But Kobe when he was Kobe-8. Fab.
Honor Alaa Abdelnaby.
First in the NBA. At least alphabetically
sexy rudy fernandez!
everytime he comes into the game i’m like hmmmm that hair!
by portlandgiirl91 on Nov 22, 2009 9:21 PM PST reply actions
Ok, I’m not one to complain – much.
But these racing stripes was a ludicrous idea. Not to mention detrimental to the team.
Every time Roy goes left there they are, racing stripes, staring the opponent in the face.
The crossover dribble means absolutely nothing now, because everybody knows which way he just went, and this gives everyone more time to react. I could probably guard him now.
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
Roy is gritting his teeth, your argument is invalid.
j/k, I like ‘em too. I just don’t like tipping off the defense.
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
Also, there's a particular Cav big man who's a little despondent over his exclusion
Seriously, the hair earned him a “Sideshow Bob” nickname….
Two points scored by GO’ = "thunderdunk"
He's talking about Ilgauskus
His nickname is “Sideshow Bob”, which translate into “Big Z” in Lithuanian.
Mort
guys that use hair product should be excluded
yep, that means Rudy…
If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck
You think Rudy uses styling products?
He sometimes looks like he just rolled out of his bed
Ceterum censeo Lakers esse delendam
Adam Morrison, pre cut.
I think he still has the stache…
Last year I worked hard but I came down with a Staph infection, so I had to sit out for 3 weeks. This year I didn't catch no Staph infection so I was able to work out full. -Big bass Trav
by MikeRiceIsForLovers on Nov 23, 2009 1:37 PM PST reply actions
I'm surprised
That there was not a warmer response for Varejaos springy mop.
by Sound_Automatic on Nov 23, 2009 4:52 PM PST reply actions
This poll is incomplete..
because Ron Artest’s fresh to def designs crush the competition.
by oLLiE Boombayay on Nov 24, 2009 12:49 AM PST reply actions
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