How to Attract Attention to Your JD by Engineer Scotty (11/19 JD)
by cloudydays on Nov 19, 2009 12:24 AM PST
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PrintExciting game last night, eh? I like it when the team that I root for scores more than the team that they are playing against.
Today's Junk Drawer "topic", although JDs really don't need topics, is about ironic book titles/seminars/classes.
FOR INSTANCE:
Shot Blocking 101 -- Taught by LaMarcus Aldridge
Free Throws: An Art Form by Chuck Hayes
Dribbling 221 -- Martell Webster
Beating the Odds: How Michael Jordan Helped Me Kick My Gambling Addiction by Charles Barkley
Jumping 201 -- SB Nation Formatters
How to Not Get Dunked On by Shawn Bradley.
Don't Worry, Nobody Can Tell That You Are Balding by Deron Williams
The Fans and You by Ron Artest (with commentary from Stephen Jackson
There are literally thousands of examples like these... What are the best you can come up with?
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We came up with a bunch in the post game thread. I am proud of my Charles Barkley line.
i cry for nic
yeah I stole all of those from that thread
there were some pretty good ones.
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38
link
http://www.blazersedge.com/2009/11/18/1163905/gameday-open-thread-pistons-vs#comments
"I'd like to see Nate McMillan stop treating fouls like they are rollover minutes." - Blazer Guy 11/4/09
Oh man, that stuff was too funny – thanks for making my day.
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
a fairly obvious one to get us started
Selfishness by Brandon Roy
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38
dude bro man I already did that. ur a xerox machine ur so dumb.
i cry for nic
by Cablinasian on Nov 19, 2009 12:28 AM PST up reply actions
so's ur face!
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38
Witty Comebacks – Clouddays.
i cry for nic
by Cablinasian on Nov 19, 2009 12:29 AM PST up reply actions
Small Sample Sizes by Timbo
foreward by jksnake and Cablinasian
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38
The Art of Comedic Timing – Josh Prezofdeath.
i cry for nic
by Cablinasian on Nov 19, 2009 12:31 AM PST up reply actions
dammit man
i just wrote that down below
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38
How to Effectively Use Insults
A one day seminar taught by cloudydays
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38
Brevity
By Norsktroll
"I'd like to see Nate McMillan stop treating fouls like they are rollover minutes." - Blazer Guy 11/4/09
Funny Jokes
by Prezofdeath
"Steve Blake is a hero. (That is, if you consider burning down a house and then rescuing everyone in it to be heroic.)"-Ezra Caraeff
by Roybot on Nov 19, 2009 12:30 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
rec-tacular
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38
the best part of the book
was the chapter about timing
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38
CHECK THE TIMESTAMPS, PAL.
"Steve Blake is a hero. (That is, if you consider burning down a house and then rescuing everyone in it to be heroic.)"-Ezra Caraeff
I'm not a guy, dude.
"Steve Blake is a hero. (That is, if you consider burning down a house and then rescuing everyone in it to be heroic.)"-Ezra Caraeff
I'm not your dude, amiga
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38
You also owe Chris Andersen some coke.
It’s been too long since he’s had his fix, anyhow.
Dear Paul Allen:
Fire Nate McMillan & hire Jeff Van Gundy.
Sincerely,
AK1984
Playing Through Pain
by Tracy McGrady
"I'd like to see Nate McMillan stop treating fouls like they are rollover minutes." - Blazer Guy 11/4/09
How to Welcome Newbies
by TheTinfoil
"Steve Blake is a hero. (That is, if you consider burning down a house and then rescuing everyone in it to be heroic.)"-Ezra Caraeff
by Roybot on Nov 19, 2009 12:32 AM PST reply actions 6 recs
Ooooh no you didn't!
He’s gonna murder you!
"Steve Blake is a hero. (That is, if you consider burning down a house and then rescuing everyone in it to be heroic.)"-Ezra Caraeff
since it's the word of the year
you’ve now been unfriended.
Tinfoil's glossary of fun websites:
www.dontevenreply.com www.passiveaggressivenotes.com
www.emailsfromcrazypeople.com www.failblog.org
www.thatwillbuffout.com www.graphjam.com
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Tinfoil's glossary of fun websites:
www.dontevenreply.com www.passiveaggressivenotes.com
www.emailsfromcrazypeople.com www.failblog.org
www.thatwillbuffout.com www.graphjam.com
wait... does that mean I'm dating dummies?
"Fernandez, to my eyes, is the Blazer who walks that walk most comfortably. A lot of Portland's fans (egged on, dare I say, by their local broadcasters) lament things like how Ron Artest or Yao Ming get to hit Brandon Roy's arms.
But I suspect Fernandez sees all that and thinks: We get to hit arms! Cool!"
http://myespn.go.com/blogs/truehoop/0-39-135/On-Playoff-Experience.html
"I told Pau the Lakers never win here in Portland; I think it's great." -- Rudy Fernandez
Tactful Persuasion
By AK1984
:D
"I'd like to see Nate McMillan stop treating fouls like they are rollover minutes." - Blazer Guy 11/4/09
by jamon51 on Nov 19, 2009 12:33 AM PST reply actions 6 recs
lol
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38
Okay
I am completely recing that one.
"Fernandez, to my eyes, is the Blazer who walks that walk most comfortably. A lot of Portland's fans (egged on, dare I say, by their local broadcasters) lament things like how Ron Artest or Yao Ming get to hit Brandon Roy's arms.
But I suspect Fernandez sees all that and thinks: We get to hit arms! Cool!"
http://myespn.go.com/blogs/truehoop/0-39-135/On-Playoff-Experience.html
"I told Pau the Lakers never win here in Portland; I think it's great." -- Rudy Fernandez
My favorite, without a doubt, was "No Planes, a Train, & One Automobile" by Eddie Griffin.
I adjusted that a bit from the original title, since I forgot that planes came before trains in the real film.
Dear Paul Allen:
Fire Nate McMillan & hire Jeff Van Gundy.
Sincerely,
AK1984
Living Up to the Hype
By Adam Morrison. Forward by Kwame Brown.
"I'd like to see Nate McMillan stop treating fouls like they are rollover minutes." - Blazer Guy 11/4/09
How to finish games error free
By Steve Blake
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Didn't he also write
How to Not Be Trapped in the Corner Without a Dribble" ?
"I'd like to see Nate McMillan stop treating fouls like they are rollover minutes." - Blazer Guy 11/4/09
Gaining Respect and Admiration for No Good Reason 231
taught by Derek Jeter
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38
That, of course, would be the follow-up to the best-seller
Humility, Forgiveness, and Six Keys to Taking Advantage of the Draft
—Dave
nice
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38
How to be a good teammate
By Alan Iverson
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
I like Morty's
Practice, by Allen Iverson
"I'd like to see Nate McMillan stop treating fouls like they are rollover minutes." - Blazer Guy 11/4/09
It shoulda been
“Practice Makes Perfect” by Allen Iverson.
by Mortimer on Nov 19, 2009 1:28 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Objective Broadcasting
By Brian Wheeler and Mike Rice
"I'd like to see Nate McMillan stop treating fouls like they are rollover minutes." - Blazer Guy 11/4/09
foreward and afterward, and published and everything else'd
by Joe Giansante
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38
Rookie of the Year
by Chuck Swirsky
"I'd like to see Nate McMillan stop treating fouls like they are rollover minutes." - Blazer Guy 11/4/09
That's right
I was thinking of the UK title
"I'd like to see Nate McMillan stop treating fouls like they are rollover minutes." - Blazer Guy 11/4/09
Squashing Speculation on Contract Years
by LeBron James
"I'd like to see Nate McMillan stop treating fouls like they are rollover minutes." - Blazer Guy 11/4/09
"The Importance of Latex" by Magic Johnson.
Dear Paul Allen:
Fire Nate McMillan & hire Jeff Van Gundy.
Sincerely,
AK1984
LOLOLOL
No Glove No Love
Introduction written by Magic Johnson
meWOW
by Philthyanimal on Nov 19, 2009 12:42 AM PST up reply actions
Gary Payton knows about the glove.
Dear Paul Allen:
Fire Nate McMillan & hire Jeff Van Gundy.
Sincerely,
AK1984
I Love Portland
by Bill Simmons
"I'd like to see Nate McMillan stop treating fouls like they are rollover minutes." - Blazer Guy 11/4/09
How to Pretend to be a Teenage Girl on the Internet
by Roybot
"Steve Blake is a hero. (That is, if you consider burning down a house and then rescuing everyone in it to be heroic.)"-Ezra Caraeff
All Natural Muscle Building Techniques
By Dwight Howard.
by Mortimer on Nov 19, 2009 12:41 AM PST reply actions 2 recs
No, We Really Think He Can Play, Has Nothing to Do With Your Cap Space
By Chris Wallace.
by Mortimer on Nov 19, 2009 12:42 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
How to Hit On Sideline Reporters
Joe Namath
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38
"From the Sidelines to the Hotel Bedroom: A Story of Spanish Shower Presence" by Rebecca Haarlow.
Dear Paul Allen:
Fire Nate McMillan & hire Jeff Van Gundy.
Sincerely,
AK1984
by AK1984 on Nov 19, 2009 12:46 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
wow
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38
Lest we forget the follow-up.
“How to Conduct the L-Train” by Rebecca Haarlow.
Dear Paul Allen:
Fire Nate McMillan & hire Jeff Van Gundy.
Sincerely,
AK1984
by AK1984 on Nov 19, 2009 12:52 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
oh man
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38
Yeah, I heard it's a bumpy ride.
Dear Paul Allen:
Fire Nate McMillan & hire Jeff Van Gundy.
Sincerely,
AK1984
A Writers Handbook, A Guide to Avoiding Typos
By Bill Simmons
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Also available in an NFL version by Norv Turner. With a chapter on clock management by Andy Reid.
(As noted below)
Ceterum censeo Lakers esse delendam
Only JD I've set foot in for a long time
figuratively speaking, of course
"I'd like to see Nate McMillan stop treating fouls like they are rollover minutes." - Blazer Guy 11/4/09
It's Not About Me
by John Canzano
"I'd like to see Nate McMillan stop treating fouls like they are rollover minutes." - Blazer Guy 11/4/09
by jamon51 on Nov 19, 2009 12:44 AM PST reply actions 3 recs
smh
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38
"How to Trade up in Hollywood" by Ryan Reynolds.
Dear Paul Allen:
Fire Nate McMillan & hire Jeff Van Gundy.
Sincerely,
AK1984
by AK1984 on Nov 19, 2009 12:47 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
rec
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38
haha.
i like this one. that song bugs me.
If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck
by DrivetheLane on Nov 19, 2009 7:40 AM PST up reply actions
isn't that ironic.
"Fernandez, to my eyes, is the Blazer who walks that walk most comfortably. A lot of Portland's fans (egged on, dare I say, by their local broadcasters) lament things like how Ron Artest or Yao Ming get to hit Brandon Roy's arms.
But I suspect Fernandez sees all that and thinks: We get to hit arms! Cool!"
http://myespn.go.com/blogs/truehoop/0-39-135/On-Playoff-Experience.html
"I told Pau the Lakers never win here in Portland; I think it's great." -- Rudy Fernandez
Laker Love: A History of why I love the Lakers
By all of Bedge (except Timbo).
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Crossing the line of decency
by Skywaker9
"I'd like to see Nate McMillan stop treating fouls like they are rollover minutes." - Blazer Guy 11/4/09
But I do cross the line of decency
Love it though.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
The Guide to the Best Glory Holes in Utah
By Jerry Sloan
by Mortimer on Nov 19, 2009 12:46 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
this JD might get taken down
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38
"attacks" on other posters
some of the mods may not take too kindly to that
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38
It's good natured
"I'd like to see Nate McMillan stop treating fouls like they are rollover minutes." - Blazer Guy 11/4/09
nah, it’s all in good fun.
i cry for nic
by Cablinasian on Nov 19, 2009 12:48 AM PST up reply actions
How to Hurt Feelings
Mortimer
:(
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38
Trying to figure out if a poster is being sarcastic or not
by cloudydays
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38
i could probably stand to buy a copy of this book, cloudy.
If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck
by DrivetheLane on Nov 19, 2009 9:26 AM PST up reply actions
it should.
but won’t,
Do As I Say Not as I do.
-blazersedge mods.
The Faith don't panic, the faith freaks out, burns out farms, and torchs small villages in the name of The Faith.
I think phil colins sang that
but man… if that’s what it takes to be a BE mod, i could totally fill that roll!
"Fernandez, to my eyes, is the Blazer who walks that walk most comfortably. A lot of Portland's fans (egged on, dare I say, by their local broadcasters) lament things like how Ron Artest or Yao Ming get to hit Brandon Roy's arms.
But I suspect Fernandez sees all that and thinks: We get to hit arms! Cool!"
http://myespn.go.com/blogs/truehoop/0-39-135/On-Playoff-Experience.html
"I told Pau the Lakers never win here in Portland; I think it's great." -- Rudy Fernandez
Building a team from the ground up: how to succeed with inferior talent – Phil Jackson.
i cry for nic
by Cablinasian on Nov 19, 2009 12:46 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
I don't think you understand....
"Steve Blake is a hero. (That is, if you consider burning down a house and then rescuing everyone in it to be heroic.)"-Ezra Caraeff
Understanding Each Other
by Rudiculous and Roybot
"I'd like to see Nate McMillan stop treating fouls like they are rollover minutes." - Blazer Guy 11/4/09
It was the least ironic statement to ever exist.
"Steve Blake is a hero. (That is, if you consider burning down a house and then rescuing everyone in it to be heroic.)"-Ezra Caraeff
You hurt me, Rudi!
"Steve Blake is a hero. (That is, if you consider burning down a house and then rescuing everyone in it to be heroic.)"-Ezra Caraeff
You do?
"Steve Blake is a hero. (That is, if you consider burning down a house and then rescuing everyone in it to be heroic.)"-Ezra Caraeff
I'm the one with the new sig.
"Steve Blake is a hero. (That is, if you consider burning down a house and then rescuing everyone in it to be heroic.)"-Ezra Caraeff
How to keep your cool under pressure
By Rasheed Wallace
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
ULTIMATE POWER: A Man's Guide to a Man's Game
By Channing Frye
(sorta a reprint of a joke I did in the original thread)
"When You're Told to Set the Bar High at Work, Think of the Top Shelf" by Mike Rice.
Dear Paul Allen:
Fire Nate McMillan & hire Jeff Van Gundy.
Sincerely,
AK1984
by AK1984 on Nov 19, 2009 12:49 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
Walking the Old Applachian Trail
By SC Governor Mark Sanford
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
by skywaker9 on Nov 19, 2009 12:49 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
Customers First
by Comcast
"I'd like to see Nate McMillan stop treating fouls like they are rollover minutes." - Blazer Guy 11/4/09
Settlements - The Guide to Avoiding Conviction
Written by Kobe Bryant, OJ Simpson, and Michael Jackson
meWOW
not ironic
but still funny
"I'd like to see Nate McMillan stop treating fouls like they are rollover minutes." - Blazer Guy 11/4/09
doggone man, Morty beat you to it on that one.
i cry for nic
by Cablinasian on Nov 19, 2009 12:51 AM PST up reply actions
By which I mean West Coast media Bias 101
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Insightful Keys to the Game
by Mike Rice
"I'd like to see Nate McMillan stop treating fouls like they are rollover minutes." - Blazer Guy 11/4/09
How to coach college football
By Charlie Weis.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
I thought he wrote “How to Look Fashionable with a double butt.”
i cry for nic
by Cablinasian on Nov 19, 2009 12:52 AM PST up reply actions
Why My Blog Never Got Popular
by Dave
"I'd like to see Nate McMillan stop treating fouls like they are rollover minutes." - Blazer Guy 11/4/09
For the Love of the Game
By Darius Miles
by Mortimer on Nov 19, 2009 12:53 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
Building a Winner
By LA Clippers Owner Donald Stirlng.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Didn't he have a sequel?
“Making the Playoffs Consistently” ?
"I'd like to see Nate McMillan stop treating fouls like they are rollover minutes." - Blazer Guy 11/4/09
Shot Selection
by Charlie Villanueva
"I'd like to see Nate McMillan stop treating fouls like they are rollover minutes." - Blazer Guy 11/4/09
Let the Story Come to You: a Reporter's Guide to not pre-writing the story months in advance.
By John Canzano
"But ... but ... You're not the GM!" by timg56.
Dear Paul Allen:
Fire Nate McMillan & hire Jeff Van Gundy.
Sincerely,
AK1984
they threat to the NCAA farm system
By Brandon Jennings
by southern oregon on Nov 19, 2009 12:56 AM PST reply actions
NBA Trades 101
By the GMs of the Wolves, Grizzlies and Knicks.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Watching a Game Objectively: Avoiding the Dreadful ‘Confirmation Bias’ by Bill Simmons.
i cry for nic
Non-Outlaw Trade Proposals
by every fanpost author in the last 24 months
"I'd like to see Nate McMillan stop treating fouls like they are rollover minutes." - Blazer Guy 11/4/09
How to Make Your Employees Feel Comfortable by Eddy Curry
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38
Retiring Gracefully
By Brett Favre
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
by skywaker9 on Nov 19, 2009 12:58 AM PST reply actions 5 recs
making decisions
by brett favre?
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38
Building a balanced roster
by the Minnesota Timberwolves
"I'd like to see Nate McMillan stop treating fouls like they are rollover minutes." - Blazer Guy 11/4/09
Owning the Paint
by Nenad Kristic
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38
The Art of Team Basketball
By Zach Randolph.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
by skywaker9 on Nov 19, 2009 12:59 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
"Its Not About the Stats"
by Ricky Davis
Not to be confused by “Stats Don’t Tell You the Real Story” by jksnake99.
by jksnake99 on Nov 19, 2009 1:00 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
The Advanced Guide to the Complex Triangle Offense
By Al Jefferson.
by Mortimer on Nov 19, 2009 1:01 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
"Refraining from using the nicknames of NBA legends for use on your twitter account"
by Hasheem Thabeet.
Integrity
Co-written by Sam Smith and Peter Vecsey.
by Mortimer on Nov 19, 2009 1:01 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
Why ACLs are important, by DeJuan Blair.
i cry for nic
by Cablinasian on Nov 19, 2009 1:02 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
A Manual on NCAA Rules for Coaches
by John Callipari.
by jksnake99 on Nov 19, 2009 1:03 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
haha
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38
Lessons From My Long NBA Career
by Ha Sun Jin
"I'd like to see Nate McMillan stop treating fouls like they are rollover minutes." - Blazer Guy 11/4/09
Advance your career with social media, by Stephon Marbury
Ceterum censeo Lakers esse delendam
by Norsktroll on Nov 19, 2009 6:01 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
"How to Walk Straight & Stand Tall w/ Good Posture" by Greg Oden
Dear Paul Allen:
Fire Nate McMillan & hire Jeff Van Gundy.
Sincerely,
AK1984
"The Fun of Off-Court Activities" by Monta Ellis, Jay Williams, and Vladi Radman.
Dear Paul Allen:
Fire Nate McMillan & hire Jeff Van Gundy.
Sincerely,
AK1984
Good Interviews: How to keep from using sports cliches
by Joel Przybilla
"I'd like to see Nate McMillan stop treating fouls like they are rollover minutes." - Blazer Guy 11/4/09
by jamon51 on Nov 19, 2009 1:04 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
Persuade with your voice
By Derrick Rose. With a chapter on singing by Luol Deng.
Ceterum censeo Lakers esse delendam
Offensive Basketball
By Michael Ruffin
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Defensive Basketball
by Mike Bibby
"I'd like to see Nate McMillan stop treating fouls like they are rollover minutes." - Blazer Guy 11/4/09
Unbiased and Unpartial - The Guide to Officiating
By Tim Donaghy
meWOW
by Philthyanimal on Nov 19, 2009 1:06 AM PST reply actions 2 recs
Spelling Impartial
by Philthy
"I'd like to see Nate McMillan stop treating fouls like they are rollover minutes." - Blazer Guy 11/4/09
by jamon51 on Nov 19, 2009 1:06 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
but I'm just jealous because i wanted a Donaghy joke and you beat me to it
"I'd like to see Nate McMillan stop treating fouls like they are rollover minutes." - Blazer Guy 11/4/09
"Honor in Sports & Life" by Tim Donaghy.
Dear Paul Allen:
Fire Nate McMillan & hire Jeff Van Gundy.
Sincerely,
AK1984
"Working From the Ground Up" by James L. Dolan.
Dear Paul Allen:
Fire Nate McMillan & hire Jeff Van Gundy.
Sincerely,
AK1984
"Spelling for Dummies" by Nikoloz Tskitishvili.
Dear Paul Allen:
Fire Nate McMillan & hire Jeff Van Gundy.
Sincerely,
AK1984
by AK1984 on Nov 19, 2009 1:07 AM PST reply actions 3 recs
DON'T TAKE IT SITTING DOWN: Dominate the Chairs in Your Life-- and reap the rewards!
A non-ironic title by Eazy Yi Jianlian.
"Chinese Democracy: How to Just Say no to National Committments" by Yao Ming.
Dear Paul Allen:
Fire Nate McMillan & hire Jeff Van Gundy.
Sincerely,
AK1984
Fiscal Responsibility
by Isiah Thomas
"I'd like to see Nate McMillan stop treating fouls like they are rollover minutes." - Blazer Guy 11/4/09
The Fulfillment of a Long-Term Committment" by Larry Brown.
“Variety is the Spice of Life” by Jerry Sloan.
Dear Paul Allen:
Fire Nate McMillan & hire Jeff Van Gundy.
Sincerely,
AK1984
The Art of Picking out a good Theme Song
Blazers Broadcasting
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38
"Keeping it Real" by Brian Wheeler.
Dear Paul Allen:
Fire Nate McMillan & hire Jeff Van Gundy.
Sincerely,
AK1984
or "Avoiding Negativity"
"I'd like to see Nate McMillan stop treating fouls like they are rollover minutes." - Blazer Guy 11/4/09
Natural Beauty
by Pamela Anderson
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38
nh
My God she really hit the wall
Blazer Fan
by leeroyjenkins on Nov 19, 2009 10:51 AM PST up reply actions
Fostering Good Media Relations
by Steve Patterson
"I'd like to see Nate McMillan stop treating fouls like they are rollover minutes." - Blazer Guy 11/4/09
lol
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38
"How to Play it Straight" by John Amaechi.
Dear Paul Allen:
Fire Nate McMillan & hire Jeff Van Gundy.
Sincerely,
AK1984
The smartest man in the world
An autobiography by Mike Tyson
by southern oregon on Nov 19, 2009 1:16 AM PST reply actions
"The Value of a Penny: 10,500,000,000 of Them" by Paul Allen.
Dear Paul Allen:
Fire Nate McMillan & hire Jeff Van Gundy.
Sincerely,
AK1984
In Studio Player Interviews: How to Handle the Egos
by Jim Rome
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38
"Who's Chris?" by Jim Everett.
Dear Paul Allen:
Fire Nate McMillan & hire Jeff Van Gundy.
Sincerely,
AK1984
The Importance of Personal Hygiene
by Luis Scola
"Steve Blake is a hero. (That is, if you consider burning down a house and then rescuing everyone in it to be heroic.)"-Ezra Caraeff
Dimensions of an NBA Court
by Jarrett Jack
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38
by cloudydays on Nov 19, 2009 1:21 AM PST reply actions 10 recs
"Clock Management" by Chris Webber.
Dear Paul Allen:
Fire Nate McMillan & hire Jeff Van Gundy.
Sincerely,
AK1984
bustabucket??
not a fan???
Notes to Broyposse: "Don't let him pull that move, Don't let him pull that move! That's the move! Ohhhhhhh that's the move!"
yes there was,
The troll BustABucket was in caps, I am not.
I’m happy he’s gone, caused too much trouble…for me.
Couldn’t comment for a while cuz I didn’t want people to think that was me.
by bustabucket on Nov 19, 2009 10:29 AM PST up reply actions
I know the feeling
In my country, we call people like him a DB.
by tominhawaii on Nov 19, 2009 11:58 AM PST up reply actions
Hey buddy can you spare a link?
A guide to panhandling by Dave
by southern oregon on Nov 19, 2009 1:24 AM PST reply actions
Raising Children the Right Way
By Tominhawaii
"Steve Blake is a hero. (That is, if you consider burning down a house and then rescuing everyone in it to be heroic.)"-Ezra Caraeff
"Violence Never Solves Anything" by Kermit Washington.
“How to Take a Punch” by Rudy Tomjanovich.
Dear Paul Allen:
Fire Nate McMillan & hire Jeff Van Gundy.
Sincerely,
AK1984
HOW TO AVOID A SEXUAL HARASSMENT LAWSUIT
by L-Train
Love.
by L-TrainFTW! on Nov 19, 2009 1:25 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
rec
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38
"Not Blowing 20 Point Leads to Mediocre Teams on the Back-End of the LA/Portland Back to Back"
by the 2009-2010 Portland TrailBlazers.
That book must be written in the future
Because we didn’t blow nuthin’! We’re the champs of the nite!
"How to Get a Leg Up in Life" by Jeff Van Gundy.
Dear Paul Allen:
Fire Nate McMillan & hire Jeff Van Gundy.
Sincerely,
AK1984
lol
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38
"Transitioning On-Court Success to Off-Court Success" by Michael Jordan.
Dear Paul Allen:
Fire Nate McMillan & hire Jeff Van Gundy.
Sincerely,
AK1984
by AK1984 on Nov 19, 2009 1:27 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
Finishing around the hoop.
by Sergio Rodriguez
RUDY > MJ
by Rudiculous on Nov 19, 2009 1:28 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
followed by the new
“Fundamentals of Masonry” by the same author
by medmelon on Nov 19, 2009 1:37 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
I saw his lecture
“Player-Agent Communication”
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38
by cloudydays on Nov 19, 2009 1:38 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
non ironic title
“Living a Double Life” by Ron Jeremy
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38
Fair Play - A Guide to Ethics in Sports
Written by Tonya Harding, Danny Almonte, and Bill Belicheck
meWOW
"The Picture Perfect Perimeter Jump Shot"
by Andre Miller
by jksnake99 on Nov 19, 2009 1:29 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
FLEXIBILITY: Make your gameplan fit your team, not your team fit your gameplan
By Nate McMillan
(reprinted from original thread, unless I actually already wrote it in here)
"I Owe Everything to Jenny Craig" by Oliver Miller.
Dear Paul Allen:
Fire Nate McMillan & hire Jeff Van Gundy.
Sincerely,
AK1984
Life: How to Have One
By the BlazersEdge Junk Drawer Community.
by jksnake99 on Nov 19, 2009 1:31 AM PST reply actions 7 recs
hahahahahahahaha
this is the best one i’ve read so far.
If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck
by DrivetheLane on Nov 19, 2009 7:43 AM PST up reply actions
The Sights and Sounds of Portland
by fanfaraway
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38
"Winning Basketball"
by the 2009-2010 New Jersey Nets
by jksnake99 on Nov 19, 2009 1:31 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
How to Move On
by Supporters of “Draft Dejuan Blair”
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38
by cloudydays on Nov 19, 2009 1:33 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
"stayz in skool 4 ur bbiq!!!" by Travis Outlaw.
Dear Paul Allen:
Fire Nate McMillan & hire Jeff Van Gundy.
Sincerely,
AK1984
by AK1984 on Nov 19, 2009 1:33 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
Playmaking: A Discourse
by Kevin Durant
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38
The Dangers of Performance Enhancing Drugs
by the Denver Nuggets’ Trainer
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38
Hmm, Tony Little must've finally got a real job.
Dear Paul Allen:
Fire Nate McMillan & hire Jeff Van Gundy.
Sincerely,
AK1984
"Picking a Point Guard to Develop and Sticking With Him"
by Kevin Pritchard and the Portland Trail Blazers Organization
thats over 320 comments in about an hour
holy crap
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38
your jack one still has me laughing
meWOW
by Philthyanimal on Nov 19, 2009 1:38 AM PST up reply actions
ya those were really good
a lot of these have gotten me to literally laugh out loud
meWOW
by Philthyanimal on Nov 19, 2009 1:48 AM PST up reply actions
Bling, by Brandon Roy.
i cry for nic
by Cablinasian on Nov 19, 2009 1:39 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
Knowing What the Hell You're Talking About
By Jon Barry.
by Mortimer on Nov 19, 2009 1:41 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
How to Avoid Idiots
by Tim Legler
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38
I love this one by the way
earned yourself a rec
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38
"High Profile Moderating"
by -ken, jorga and geoffm
by jksnake99 on Nov 19, 2009 1:39 AM PST reply actions 5 recs
The Art of the Chest Bump
by Dirk Nowitzki. Illustrated by JJ Barea
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38
He's averaging something like 3, 4 assists per game right now
"I'd like to see Nate McMillan stop treating fouls like they are rollover minutes." - Blazer Guy 11/4/09
I'm too tired to figure out if that's ironic or not
"I'd like to see Nate McMillan stop treating fouls like they are rollover minutes." - Blazer Guy 11/4/09
2.6 ain't bad
He had 4 yesterday
"I'd like to see Nate McMillan stop treating fouls like they are rollover minutes." - Blazer Guy 11/4/09
As in Wednesday
"I'd like to see Nate McMillan stop treating fouls like they are rollover minutes." - Blazer Guy 11/4/09
I would still say
He’s an awful, awful fit to try to run the triangle offense through. Not a real passer.
Agreed
I don’t know that the triangle is really that great of an offense. Honestly, simpler is usually better. Like when the Blazers run Roy through 19 picks so he can receive the ball off a curl and end up out by the 3 point line with his defender right on him. Just have him go to that spot, give him the ball, and get out of the way.
"I'd like to see Nate McMillan stop treating fouls like they are rollover minutes." - Blazer Guy 11/4/09
It's won like 80 championships
Yeah, by the same coach, but still.
I don’t know it well enough to know one way or another if it’s good, so I can’t say :-(
Arvydas never averaged more than 3ish
"I'd like to see Nate McMillan stop treating fouls like they are rollover minutes." - Blazer Guy 11/4/09
For a center
Total assists doesn’t always reflect their passing ability. It depends on how much offense was run through them and lots of other variables, unlike ballhandling guards and wings.
Every single play goes through Al Jefferson,
In an offense that has the high post player making reads and passing for assists. It’s way different, though I know you ain’t saying Big Al = Saboner.
Mainly I'm saying
that even good passing big men don’t get many assists, so I’m impressed by Jefferson’s numbers this year.
"I'd like to see Nate McMillan stop treating fouls like they are rollover minutes." - Blazer Guy 11/4/09
It's wierd
Because when I’ve seen him play this year, he’s been awful.
Compared to past years.
I chalk it up to him still recovering from his bad injury. I’m glad he certainly seems to be passing more, because he was well on his way to being Z-Bo with better PR.
All Z-Bo needed
…was better PR and passing ability. I’ll take that.
"I'd like to see Nate McMillan stop treating fouls like they are rollover minutes." - Blazer Guy 11/4/09
really gone now
cya morty
"I'd like to see Nate McMillan stop treating fouls like they are rollover minutes." - Blazer Guy 11/4/09
DON'T LOOK NOW
Z-Bo is averaging 2.4 assists and every play isn’t run through him.
WORLD VIEW: FLIPPED.
"Having Played in the NBA Doesn't Mean You Don't Need to Occasionally do a Little Research Before Being Paid to Analyze the Current NBA"
by any former NBA player employed by ESPN or TNT.
forward by NBA.com writers
I read that earlier and was wondering when it would appear.
Absolutely no research, whatsoever.
#88 > #23 > #25
Updated for latest line-up:
#5 > #2
A Guide to Pronounciation of non-American Names
by Mike RIce
by jksnake99 on Nov 19, 2009 1:43 AM PST reply actions 2 recs
first time for everything I suppose
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38
A Guide to Pronounciation of American Names
by Mike RIce
Love.
by L-TrainFTW! on Nov 19, 2009 1:44 AM PST up reply actions 2 recs
"Defying Everything We Know About Basketball": Why Overreliance on Stats is a Bad Thing
by Daryl Morey
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38
hence the irony
Legler said the other day “they continue to defy everything I know about basketball”
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38
50 ways to use a weight room by Rudy Fernandez
by southern oregon on Nov 19, 2009 1:44 AM PST reply actions 3 recs
it just wouldn’t be rudy if he were bulk
by portlandgiirl91 on Nov 19, 2009 1:46 AM PST up reply actions
made me spit out my water
rec
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38
"How to Handle a Microphone & Other Similar Tools" by Rebecca Haarlow.
Dear Paul Allen:
Fire Nate McMillan & hire Jeff Van Gundy.
Sincerely,
AK1984
"Roster Balance" by Kevin Pritchard.
Dear Paul Allen:
Fire Nate McMillan & hire Jeff Van Gundy.
Sincerely,
AK1984
Reporting to Camp in Tip-Top Shape
by Andre Miller
by jksnake99 on Nov 19, 2009 1:46 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
Hmm ...
“How to Work Your Way to the on Top” by Rebecca Haarlow.
Dear Paul Allen:
Fire Nate McMillan & hire Jeff Van Gundy.
Sincerely,
AK1984
Having a Voice that Fits Your Actual Physical Appearance
By Brian Wheeler.
by Mortimer on Nov 19, 2009 1:48 AM PST reply actions 4 recs
hahaha
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38
foreward by Kenny Vance
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38
"Boys Will be Boys" by Sophia.
Dear Paul Allen:
Fire Nate McMillan & hire Jeff Van Gundy.
Sincerely,
AK1984
by AK1984 on Nov 19, 2009 1:49 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
I was thinking of going there but I got scared
I was going to say, “Showing Skin, A Woman’s Guide to Moving Up the Corporate Ladder.”
even better
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38
Yeah, I treaded softly on this one.
Dear Paul Allen:
Fire Nate McMillan & hire Jeff Van Gundy.
Sincerely,
AK1984
haha.
that’s funny.
If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck
by DrivetheLane on Nov 19, 2009 7:44 AM PST up reply actions
The Importance of Blazer Dancers
"Steve Blake is a hero. (That is, if you consider burning down a house and then rescuing everyone in it to be heroic.)"-Ezra Caraeff
Hawksmania: How the 09'-10' Atlanta Hawks Team Captivated a City
By Atlanta
by Mortimer on Nov 19, 2009 1:51 AM PST reply actions 3 recs
Honor: We Are Only as Good as Our Word, by Hidayet Turkoglu.
i cry for nic
by Cablinasian on Nov 19, 2009 1:52 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
A Guide to Italian Cuisine
by Hidayet Turkoglu
by medmelon on Nov 19, 2009 1:57 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Respect for the Blind
by Carlos Boozer
by GreatOden'sRaven on Nov 19, 2009 3:40 PM PST up reply actions
Pop Culture References: Why Too Many Can Make You Seem Like a Fool
by Bill Simmons
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38
"Rocky IV, Teen Wolf, The Karate Kid, & Other Garbage '80s Films" by Bill Simmons.
Dear Paul Allen:
Fire Nate McMillan & hire Jeff Van Gundy.
Sincerely,
AK1984
Why Greg Oden Was The Right Pick
by Bill Simmons
"Steve Blake is a hero. (That is, if you consider burning down a house and then rescuing everyone in it to be heroic.)"-Ezra Caraeff
Bayless: The PG of the Future
By AK1984.
by Mortimer on Nov 19, 2009 1:57 AM PST reply actions 2 recs
Sitting on the bench in a suit sucks
By Nicholas Batum and Travis Outlaw with a forward by Greg Oden
by southern oregon on Nov 19, 2009 1:58 AM PST reply actions
Staying Calm
by Gus Johnson
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38
No Pain No Gain: How to Play Through Injuries
By Theo Ratliff and Derek Anderson.
by Mortimer on Nov 19, 2009 2:00 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
Greed is what drives society, why don't you get this!
#88 > #23 > #25
Updated for latest line-up:
#5 > #2
The Importance of Political Rhetoric
by Karl Rove – Elgin
Travis Outlaw, the Funnel Cake of the Blazers
haha
I couldn’t think of a good brp one
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38
I am!
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38
This has been pretty crazy,I had to walk away and compose my self a couple of times
by southern oregon on Nov 19, 2009 2:05 AM PST up reply actions
Having a Non-Smooth Voice
By Southern Oregon.
You need to do radio ads or something, I’d buy anything you sell.
Soft Hands
co-written by Joel Przybilla, Braylon Edwards, and Chuck Knoblauch
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38
"You Wish You Were Me ... No, Really, You Wish You Were Me." by Aleksander Vujacic.
Dear Paul Allen:
Fire Nate McMillan & hire Jeff Van Gundy.
Sincerely,
AK1984
Compulsive Gambling
by galacticlove.
Don’t forget the companion piece: “How to make Smart Bets” by Starvin’ Marvin
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38
is it my alma mater if i haven't graduated yet?
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38
Big Suk, My Mentor and Inspiration
By Mortimer
by tominhawaii on Nov 19, 2009 2:14 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
haha
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38
Maintaining a Successful Marriage
By TominHawaii.
Sorry Tom, I can just feel it, you guys are doomed.
Don't buy a big dumb house
I’m telling you, put that money into a boat, we’ll solve crimes, it’s better for everyone.
I got a bad feeling about the house
If we can find a black friend, then we should start a detective agency.
I don't think Clarence Gilyard Jr. is doing anything
he played a Private Detective on Matlock
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38
Yeah, but keeping it private made it happen
I’m being loud and out in the open so it doesn’t happen to you… LIKE A TRUE FRIEND.
In short I blame you.
Why don't you just tell everyone the truth
You post a bunch of questions about getting blood out of carpets and furniture then you say, “Oh yeah, my wife moved to Florida. Yeah, that’s the ticket.”
by tominhawaii on Nov 19, 2009 2:29 AM PST up reply actions 3 recs
"Euros Jus' Wanna Have Fun!" by Marko Jaric.
Dear Paul Allen:
Fire Nate McMillan & hire Jeff Van Gundy.
Sincerely,
AK1984
I told myself I wouldn't play Irony police
But that is two non-ironic titles in a row. You’ve been warned, AK.
he gets a pass
because in those non-ironic titles he has posted pictures of Maria Sharapova and Adriana Lima. Emphasis on Adriana Lima though.
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38
now that is irony
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38
In an ironic twist
they just had a kid.
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38
Postin Links on Blazersedge: A How-To Guide
by cloudydays
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38
Studying Immaculate Conceptions
by Mortimer
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38
Stating the Obvious
by…
nah I won’t go there
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38
I am a pro fornication activist
by southern oregon on Nov 19, 2009 2:33 AM PST up reply actions 2 recs
rec
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38
What're you talking about she's had sex a lot of times
She would never write that book. Never.
Not EVER.
is that some sort of drink?
"Fernandez, to my eyes, is the Blazer who walks that walk most comfortably. A lot of Portland's fans (egged on, dare I say, by their local broadcasters) lament things like how Ron Artest or Yao Ming get to hit Brandon Roy's arms.
But I suspect Fernandez sees all that and thinks: We get to hit arms! Cool!"
http://myespn.go.com/blogs/truehoop/0-39-135/On-Playoff-Experience.html
"I told Pau the Lakers never win here in Portland; I think it's great." -- Rudy Fernandez
i think she spelled it wrong.
"Fernandez, to my eyes, is the Blazer who walks that walk most comfortably. A lot of Portland's fans (egged on, dare I say, by their local broadcasters) lament things like how Ron Artest or Yao Ming get to hit Brandon Roy's arms.
But I suspect Fernandez sees all that and thinks: We get to hit arms! Cool!"
http://myespn.go.com/blogs/truehoop/0-39-135/On-Playoff-Experience.html
"I told Pau the Lakers never win here in Portland; I think it's great." -- Rudy Fernandez
Admitting when You are Wrong
By
_________________
by tominhawaii on Nov 19, 2009 2:27 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
Guide to strip clubs in the US and Canada
by the NBA players association
by southern oregon on Nov 19, 2009 2:28 AM PST reply actions
Knowing When to Talk and When to Shut Up
By Whoever Those Announcers Were for the Televised Broadcast of the Fanfest.
"Marriage: In it for the Long Haul" by, uh, even I'm not that mean.
Dear Paul Allen:
Fire Nate McMillan & hire Jeff Van Gundy.
Sincerely,
AK1984
I think I see where you were going with that
where is that “Pussin’ Out” book you wrote earlier? IT probably was the right call here.
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38
"When Tact Isn't Tacky" by AK1984
Dear Paul Allen:
Fire Nate McMillan & hire Jeff Van Gundy.
Sincerely,
AK1984
Who here has seen the film 2012?
That Russian chick reminded me somewhat of Maria Sharapova, but I blame the dog for that.
Dear Paul Allen:
Fire Nate McMillan & hire Jeff Van Gundy.
Sincerely,
AK1984
Is that any good?
I am shocked that it appears to be a huge hit. Couldn’t look more generic if it tried.
things go boom
peopel like things that go boom.
"Fernandez, to my eyes, is the Blazer who walks that walk most comfortably. A lot of Portland's fans (egged on, dare I say, by their local broadcasters) lament things like how Ron Artest or Yao Ming get to hit Brandon Roy's arms.
But I suspect Fernandez sees all that and thinks: We get to hit arms! Cool!"
http://myespn.go.com/blogs/truehoop/0-39-135/On-Playoff-Experience.html
"I told Pau the Lakers never win here in Portland; I think it's great." -- Rudy Fernandez
i thought it was pretty good except it was the longest movie ever.
although there were parts i was cracking up…there was like a part where it was action i was like wtf
by portlandgiirl91 on Nov 19, 2009 2:39 AM PST up reply actions
ohhhh were you that odd boy on the right of me?
by portlandgiirl91 on Nov 19, 2009 2:41 AM PST up reply actions
Was the FX and action hokey?
It just looked soooo generic… though I guess there is nothing else out, right?
Yeah, it's incredibly unrealistic at some parts.
Flying an airplane out of a supervolcanic eruption made me laugh out loud.
Dear Paul Allen:
Fire Nate McMillan & hire Jeff Van Gundy.
Sincerely,
AK1984
lol no pretty sure it was when he driving the limo!!!!!!!!!!!!
that was great
by portlandgiirl91 on Nov 19, 2009 2:43 AM PST up reply actions
Even worse was the swallowed up RV John Cusack climbed out of at the last ...
second.
Dear Paul Allen:
Fire Nate McMillan & hire Jeff Van Gundy.
Sincerely,
AK1984
lol i know right. such a touching moment
by portlandgiirl91 on Nov 19, 2009 2:48 AM PST up reply actions
slight spoiler
the best part was how quickly they disposed of the plastic surgeon guy. Go back to the Baltimore Sun, dude.
If you like hokey, yet oddly entertaining disaster flicks, then go see it.
Dear Paul Allen:
Fire Nate McMillan & hire Jeff Van Gundy.
Sincerely,
AK1984
Watching Good Movies
by AK1984
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38
I'll go to my grave aruging that "The Postman" was a good movie.
Dear Paul Allen:
Fire Nate McMillan & hire Jeff Van Gundy.
Sincerely,
AK1984
It is a good movie, there is no-one here to say otherwise.
NO-ONE!
#88 > #23 > #25
Updated for latest line-up:
#5 > #2
Good night everybody
It’s been fun
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38
me too
later
"I'd like to see Nate McMillan stop treating fouls like they are rollover minutes." - Blazer Guy 11/4/09
yeah i should mix it up with you guys sometimes
too much time working i guess
“How to really leave the Junk Drawer when you say you’re going to.” – by Jamon51
"I'd like to see Nate McMillan stop treating fouls like they are rollover minutes." - Blazer Guy 11/4/09
Jon Voight's daughter
"What happened to Bayless anyway? Did he turn into a pumpkin? Most teams don’t just let #11 picks rot." - Xiane
How to speak loudly and without filler words by Magnum
You won.
by Roybot on Nov 11, 2009 1:41 AM PST
How to speak loudly and without filler words by Magnum
You won.
by Roybot on Nov 11, 2009 1:41 AM PST
No doubt
I’m listening to it right now, finishing it, and you have the voice of a church mouse! So soft.
Why hamsters are evil creatures
by southern oregon
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
nice
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
Abstinence - they key to a happy love life. By Evan Stone and Jenna Jameson
Ceterum censeo Lakers esse delendam
How "So’s Your Face" can be used effectively to defeat any opponent in debate.
by Roybot
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
The pitfalls of not being ready for the "So’s Your Face" argument
By cloudydays
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
of course, this paved the way for the joint magnum opus
Debate and Dialectics: The Socratic Method of “So’s Your Face”
by Roybot and Cloudydays
hehehe
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
How to weave the evidence into a rock solid case - by Marcia Clark
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
3 ways a Big Mac, bloody glove, and earthquake can resurrect you career
by Kato Kaelin
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
Effective Methods of Collecting Evidence
by the LAPD – Elgin
Travis Outlaw, the Funnel Cake of the Blazers
Build A Long Career In The Music Industry -by "The One Hit Wonders"
Also available:
Retiring from show biz at the top of your game – by Eddy Murphy, Whitney Houston and Steve Martin
American Idol – by American Idols
Ceterum censeo Lakers esse delendam
i just received Simmons’ book and opened it randomly to “What if Portland had picked CP3?”. Bwahahaha. This is going to be a fun read.
The more I hear about that book, the more it sounds like a blog
Or maybe just the fanpost on a real blog.
just skimming through it
it’s a mixture between a serious book and his column (especially his footnotes). Example: When talking about the differences of baseball and bball regarding statistics, a related footnote ends up like this: “They should make Cast Away 2 as a thriller where Tom Hanks’ character loses his mind and makes hookers wear volleyballs over their heads when he has sex with them, eventually starts killing them, then escapes police by living outdoors and using his survival skills from the first movie”.
I still like cloudys
I bark like a dog and so can you
by KG
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
From an interesting post on RealGM how Greg compares to some of his "draft peers"
Roy Hibbert, Joakim Noah, Brook Lopez, Oden http://www.basketball-reference.com/play-index/tiny.cgi?id=ukg3P
Marc Gasol, Jason Thompson, Oden http://www.basketball-reference.com/play-index/tiny.cgi?id=aDKiu
The difference in Per Game and Per 36 minutes stats is quite glaring. He would be very much in the discussion if not on top if he played 30+ minutes. Greg just NEEDS to play longer to ever get in that company, Timbo has that one right. He is efficient, but nobody will ever see it and it won’t help us win as many games.
Ceterum censeo Lakers esse delendam
I think his minutes will start going up
I don’t think it’s all foul trouble, I think some of it is Nate.
Professional press conferences: Don't let your emotions get the best of you - by Mike Gundy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoMmbUmKN0E
Ceterum censeo Lakers esse delendam
this was maybe the most entertaining night JD i've skimmed
after getting to work in the morning.
If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck
A Guide to Calm, Objective, Reasoned Fandom
by Fans of the Portland Trail Blazers
If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck
a slight modification:
U Can’t Touch This:
a beginner’s guide to money management
By MC Hammer
If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck
by DrivetheLane on Nov 19, 2009 8:00 AM PST up reply actions
you're too funny, Tom.
your comments in the most recent fanposts made me laugh.
If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck
by DrivetheLane on Nov 19, 2009 8:21 AM PST up reply actions
I was serious too
Are the Blazers really paying Roy all that money so he can pass to Blake in crunch time? Look how much heat LeBron took for passing to his teammates in crunch time. Roy ain’t even driving to the basket.
I want the superstar taking the high pressure shots, not the journeyman point guard. In the Atlanta game, Kobe would have been on the line shooting free throws and not passing out to Fisher to take a 3 pointer.
well, I hear you,
but the defenses have something to do with this. You can’t force shots when you’re being double or triple teamed by the defense and can’t rely on the refs to bail you out. He doesn’t get Kobe/LeBron calls just yet.
I’d also suspect that as the season progresses, we’ll see more of Roy driving the land and getting to the line. I kind of think he might be saving himself physically a little bit early on in the season.
If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck
by DrivetheLane on Nov 19, 2009 8:35 AM PST up reply actions
that's a good question.
one of the things that annoys me about the offense sometimes is when they force feed LMA early, he gets hot, then they completely abandon him later. Then, when they try to go back to him, he can’t hit anything cause he’s out of rhythm.
LMA should definitely be getting more touches late in the game. That’s one problem with paying 2 guys max money: they both get paid to be “that guy” but only one can be. In this case, it seems LMA defers to Roy. But late game offense should start on the inside if you ask me.
The only people that should be initiating offense late in the game are Roy and Miller and the first step should be getting the ball inside and if that doesn’t work, then get to the rim and kick out if necessary.
If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck
by DrivetheLane on Nov 19, 2009 9:14 AM PST up reply actions
LMA didn’t get Max Money… so it’s ok
Honor Jordan, Retire #45
by The Arkitect on Nov 19, 2009 10:10 AM PST up reply actions
Doesn't it seem like the Blazers are 4-9 instead of 9-4 by the way folks here are going off?
There are a lot of unhappy people here.
by tominhawaii on Nov 19, 2009 9:20 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
I feel bad this morning
spending so much time defending Blake’s honor last night in the post game thread… it was sad
Dogs have Owners, Cats have Staff.
i feel bad for you, bow.
you put forth a noble effort, I’m sure. but sometimes it’s just better to let the doubters doubt.
If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck
by DrivetheLane on Nov 19, 2009 9:24 AM PST up reply actions
yep.
hence my contribution to the book title thing i posted above. par for the course for Blazers fans.
If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck
by DrivetheLane on Nov 19, 2009 9:25 AM PST up reply actions
if your goal is to see the Blazers be a good team and get a decent playoff seed, you are happy
If your goal is to see clear, fairly rapid progress toward being a championship contender, you’re a little concerned.
If your goal is for the Blazers to never lose another game in your lifetime, You’re a gameday thread poster
Honor Jordan, Retire #45
by The Arkitect on Nov 19, 2009 10:30 AM PST up reply actions
haha
If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck
by DrivetheLane on Nov 19, 2009 11:27 AM PST up reply actions
My goal is to win a championship by the end of the season
I don’t expect someone two weeks into the first semester to pass the end of the year final. Right now I want grown and wins. Injuries have kind of messed up the growth but the wins are happening.
by tominhawaii on Nov 19, 2009 12:00 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Strength of schedule matters
Just sayin
Blazer Fan
by leeroyjenkins on Nov 19, 2009 10:47 AM PST up reply actions
do we get seeded in the playoffs based on strength of schedule?
Honor Jordan, Retire #45
by The Arkitect on Nov 19, 2009 12:03 PM PST up reply actions
To be fair, SOS evens out significantly over a full season
That’s why you sometimes have an easy or hard start to a season, it’s all about home/road ratio and SOS.
this is the JD… what does fair have to do with anything?
Honor Jordan, Retire #45
by The Arkitect on Nov 19, 2009 12:08 PM PST up reply actions
I know, I'm guilty of being reasonable
This is the wrong place for that!
I’ll take it to the gameday thread instead.
Last nigh my wife saw Harlow and said
“What’s that $^&* on her face?”
I said, “Oh she just talks out the side of her mouth.”
my work blocked that.
is it actually worth seeing?
If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck
by DrivetheLane on Nov 19, 2009 9:39 AM PST up reply actions
It’s a beard and mustache competition in 1991. The second guy, which is worth seeing, has an amazing beard. It’s just 39 seconds of video. I didn’t think it was really worth much, hence my dot.
by EvilKaramazov on Nov 19, 2009 9:42 AM PST up reply actions
is it weird that there is a screaming crowd for a beard competition?
Honor Jordan, Retire #45
by The Arkitect on Nov 19, 2009 10:13 AM PST up reply actions
Is it weird that you scream for a beard competition?
by EvilKaramazov on Nov 19, 2009 10:14 AM PST up reply actions
is it weird that I was hoping there was a real bird in his beard cage?
Honor Jordan, Retire #45
by The Arkitect on Nov 19, 2009 10:15 AM PST up reply actions
hehe… It sort of reminds me of the helmet wore in the thunder dome.
by EvilKaramazov on Nov 19, 2009 10:17 AM PST up reply actions
I didn't find it odd at all
I went to The World Beard and Mustache Championships that were in Anchorage in May. It was awesome. I was honestly star struck when I saw Jack Passion and his amazing beard:
When he won the Full Natural Beard category the response was thunderous. We even sang Happy Birthday to his beard. Link
thanks. that worked.
also. WOW!!!!!
that was truly awe-inspiring
If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck
by DrivetheLane on Nov 19, 2009 12:05 PM PST up reply actions
nope
If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck
by DrivetheLane on Nov 19, 2009 12:07 PM PST up reply actions
wrong again.
If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck
by DrivetheLane on Nov 19, 2009 12:14 PM PST up reply actions
not quite
If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck
by DrivetheLane on Nov 19, 2009 12:15 PM PST up reply actions
hahaha
funny. but no.
If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck
by DrivetheLane on Nov 19, 2009 12:17 PM PST up reply actions
Do you or someone you love wear plus sized women clothes?
by tominhawaii on Nov 19, 2009 12:19 PM PST up reply actions
these just keep getting better and better.
nope. next guess
If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck
by DrivetheLane on Nov 19, 2009 12:21 PM PST up reply actions
the screenname can mean many things.
just not the one’s you’ve mentioned.
If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck
by DrivetheLane on Nov 19, 2009 12:29 PM PST up reply actions
haha. nope.
it’s just basketball. also i created it when i was still selling trucks so i wanted to work driving in there somehow. i have found, though, that it has many other funny meanings.
If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck
by DrivetheLane on Nov 19, 2009 12:36 PM PST up reply actions
Should say a few more and have a photo from Better Off Dead
by tominhawaii on Nov 19, 2009 12:44 PM PST up reply actions
your reply button was starting
to disappear behind your avatar. let’s pretend i said nothing ok?
If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck
by DrivetheLane on Nov 19, 2009 12:46 PM PST up reply actions
It's taking a long time to post too
I hit post and there is at least 10 seconds before it does.
by tominhawaii on Nov 19, 2009 12:48 PM PST up reply actions
too bad. i was enjoying the guessing.
a couple of those cracked me up.
If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck
by DrivetheLane on Nov 19, 2009 12:53 PM PST up reply actions
oh...i didn't know that.
thanks for the tip.
If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck
by DrivetheLane on Nov 19, 2009 1:04 PM PST up reply actions
that's a great one.
one of my favorite C&H.
If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck
by DrivetheLane on Nov 19, 2009 9:42 AM PST up reply actions
The Past: An In Depth Discussion and Key Talking Points
Mark McGwire
I get the paper, so I don't care!
The Wrong Side of History
interesting op-ed piece in the NYTimes about healthcare and history:
…Yet this year those same accusations are being recycled in an attempt to discredit the health reform proposals now before Congress. The heirs of those who opposed Medicare are conjuring the same bogymen — only this time they claim to be protecting Medicare.
Anybody wanna trade Blazer tickets?
I’ve got 2 tickets for the Minnesota game this Saturday, section 321. I just realized that I’m supposed to be at a baby shower at the same time as the game. If you have 2 tickets to another game (any game, I don’t care), and want to trade, I’ll drive to you to trade. Send me an email if you’re interested. Thanks!
thetinfoil@gmail.com
Tinfoil's glossary of fun websites:
www.dontevenreply.com www.passiveaggressivenotes.com
www.emailsfromcrazypeople.com www.failblog.org
www.thatwillbuffout.com www.graphjam.com
Why Zebras don't get Ulcers: Coping with Stress
by Rasheed Wallace
Dogs have Owners, Cats have Staff.
The art of Acting by Pau Gasol
How to grow a full beard by Brandon Roy
How to look conspicuous at a Portland State basketball game by Greg Oden.
Last year I worked hard but I came down with a Staph infection, so I had to sit out for 3 weeks. This year I didn't catch no Staph infection so I was able to work out full. -Big bass Trav
by MikeRiceIsForLovers on Nov 19, 2009 10:09 AM PST reply actions
"Ábrete de piernas", by Rudy Fernández.
by amlmart1 on Nov 19, 2009 10:11 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
And the best-selling sequel, “La Mañana Proxima”
"I could have done with other loves perhaps. But there it is, either you love or you don't" -SB
by nightbluefruit on Nov 19, 2009 10:19 AM PST up reply actions
How to Choke your Coach by Latrell Sprewell.
Did I do it right?
"I could have done with other loves perhaps. But there it is, either you love or you don't" -SB
by nightbluefruit on Nov 19, 2009 10:13 AM PST reply actions
what about, how to coach your choke, or neck massage by sprewell.
by EvilKaramazov on Nov 19, 2009 10:16 AM PST up reply actions
"How to foster strong player-coach relationships" by Latrell Sprewell would be better
Really digs that irony-knife in.
How to Feed Your Family
"I could have done with other loves perhaps. But there it is, either you love or you don't" -SB
by nightbluefruit on Nov 19, 2009 10:18 AM PST up reply actions
How to Shut the Door When you Leave for Class so that you Don’t Wake Up your Freaking Roommate Who Needs Sleep as it Will Be a Long Weekend of Studying for Exams, by Cablinasian’s roommate.
i cry for nic
Caring About Other People's Roommates: Why it's a Rad Idea
by cloudydays
:)
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38
How to take it like a Man by Cablinasian
Honor Jordan, Retire #45
by The Arkitect on Nov 19, 2009 10:18 AM PST up reply actions
how to beat Cablinasian in fantasy football with two of his starters on bye, by Arkitect.
i cry for nic
by Cablinasian on Nov 19, 2009 10:20 AM PST up reply actions
I reiterate my prior post
Honor Jordan, Retire #45
by The Arkitect on Nov 19, 2009 10:21 AM PST up reply actions
(it’s ironic. The point is that I DID beat you with two starters on bye.)
How to Understand Irony, by the Arkitect.
i cry for nic
by Cablinasian on Nov 19, 2009 10:23 AM PST up reply actions
how t make a funny joke by Cablinasian
Honor Jordan, Retire #45
by The Arkitect on Nov 19, 2009 10:25 AM PST up reply actions
How to Make Friends
by The Arkitect
"Steve Blake is a hero. (That is, if you consider burning down a house and then rescuing everyone in it to be heroic.)"-Ezra Caraeff
How to go to bed early to avoid people getting up early in the morning
by Cablinasian
#88 > #23 > #25
Updated for latest line-up:
#5 > #2
A Life Without Regrets by Dan Marino
"I could have done with other loves perhaps. But there it is, either you love or you don't" -SB
by nightbluefruit on Nov 19, 2009 10:19 AM PST reply actions
I think he also wrote “How to dominate a dunking contest – and let everyone know until the end of time”.
Ceterum censeo Lakers esse delendam
I thought Chris Anderson wrote that.
If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck
by DrivetheLane on Nov 19, 2009 12:00 PM PST up reply actions
Playing to Win the Game by Herm Edwards
"I could have done with other loves perhaps. But there it is, either you love or you don't" -SB
by nightbluefruit on Nov 19, 2009 10:22 AM PST reply actions
Press Conferences 101
by Dennis Green
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38
How to Sustain a Healthy Skin Tone
By Michael Jackson
#88 > #23 > #25
Updated for latest line-up:
#5 > #2
How to be a US Senator Without Getting the Holy Bejesus Beat From You by a Cane on the Senate Floor by Charles Sumner
"I could have done with other loves perhaps. But there it is, either you love or you don't" -SB
by nightbluefruit on Nov 19, 2009 10:23 AM PST reply actions
Turning 30
"I could have done with other loves perhaps. But there it is, either you love or you don't" -SB
by nightbluefruit on Nov 19, 2009 10:25 AM PST up reply actions
The Next Masterpiece by Harper Lee
"I could have done with other loves perhaps. But there it is, either you love or you don't" -SB
by nightbluefruit on Nov 19, 2009 10:24 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
I <3 Publicity by Thomas Pynchon
"I could have done with other loves perhaps. But there it is, either you love or you don't" -SB
by nightbluefruit on Nov 19, 2009 10:32 AM PST up reply actions
Taking it Easy on Dudes Married to Insane Women by Hemingway
"I could have done with other loves perhaps. But there it is, either you love or you don't" -SB
by nightbluefruit on Nov 19, 2009 10:35 AM PST up reply actions
Don’t Get Old by Allen Ginsberg.
Oh, wait…
"I could have done with other loves perhaps. But there it is, either you love or you don't" -SB
by nightbluefruit on Nov 19, 2009 10:38 AM PST up reply actions
Poli-Science: the Only Science
by Michael Crichton
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38
Using a Fake Name and Writing a Serious Book is a Great Way to Get the Critical Acclaim You’ve Always Desired and will Never Blow up in your Face in any Way, at all by Stephen King.
also, How Not to Get Run Over
"I could have done with other loves perhaps. But there it is, either you love or you don't" -SB
by nightbluefruit on Nov 19, 2009 10:43 AM PST up reply actions
Ooo…I’m so scared…
Get it?
"I could have done with other loves perhaps. But there it is, either you love or you don't" -SB
by nightbluefruit on Nov 19, 2009 10:45 AM PST up reply actions
All I ever Wanted in the World was to Make Stephen King Smile by NBF
"I could have done with other loves perhaps. But there it is, either you love or you don't" -SB
by nightbluefruit on Nov 19, 2009 10:50 AM PST up reply actions
eats, shoots, & leaves — William S. Burroughs
"I could have done with other loves perhaps. But there it is, either you love or you don't" -SB
by nightbluefruit on Nov 19, 2009 10:43 AM PST up reply actions
the phenomenology of women; a practical guide to romance in the modern world —nietzsche, with forward by kant
by EvilKaramazov on Nov 19, 2009 10:45 AM PST up reply actions
My Sister’s Keeper by GWF Hegel, contributions from Wordsworth and Nietzsche.
"I could have done with other loves perhaps. But there it is, either you love or you don't" -SB
by nightbluefruit on Nov 19, 2009 10:47 AM PST up reply actions
hehe…
Ancient recipes— Hemlock cocktails to impress your friends by Socrates
by EvilKaramazov on Nov 19, 2009 10:51 AM PST up reply actions
Getting the Joke: How to Not be Interpreted Literally by a Bunch of Jackass Literary Morons for Thousands of Years by Plato
"I could have done with other loves perhaps. But there it is, either you love or you don't" -SB
by nightbluefruit on Nov 19, 2009 10:53 AM PST up reply actions
Best Friends Forever by Max Brod
"I could have done with other loves perhaps. But there it is, either you love or you don't" -SB
by nightbluefruit on Nov 19, 2009 10:59 AM PST up reply actions
reminds me, did you see nabokov penned his latest work from the grave on tues?
by EvilKaramazov on Nov 19, 2009 11:02 AM PST up reply actions
Dmitri Nabokov needs to be stopped. Or, hey, here’s a good one:
No One Knows a Father’s Work Like a Son by Dmitri Nabokov.
"I could have done with other loves perhaps. But there it is, either you love or you don't" -SB
by nightbluefruit on Nov 19, 2009 11:03 AM PST up reply actions
Don't Worry, Be Happy (and how to avoid marrying your cousin )
by Edgar Allen Poe
"Fernandez, to my eyes, is the Blazer who walks that walk most comfortably. A lot of Portland's fans (egged on, dare I say, by their local broadcasters) lament things like how Ron Artest or Yao Ming get to hit Brandon Roy's arms.
But I suspect Fernandez sees all that and thinks: We get to hit arms! Cool!"
http://myespn.go.com/blogs/truehoop/0-39-135/On-Playoff-Experience.html
"I told Pau the Lakers never win here in Portland; I think it's great." -- Rudy Fernandez
My Beautiful Face by Roybot
Honor Jordan, Retire #45
by The Arkitect on Nov 19, 2009 10:25 AM PST reply actions 3 recs
ouch
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38
oh wow.
uh oh….
If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck
by DrivetheLane on Nov 19, 2009 11:29 AM PST up reply actions
that is a good Ironic title Norsk
Honor Jordan, Retire #45
by The Arkitect on Nov 19, 2009 12:02 PM PST up reply actions
you should feel complimented, Ark.
what a nice thing for Norsk to say!
If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck
by DrivetheLane on Nov 19, 2009 12:02 PM PST up reply actions
I know… I’m a hit with the Euro’s
Honor Jordan, Retire #45
by The Arkitect on Nov 19, 2009 12:03 PM PST up reply actions
Who rec'd this?!
"Steve Blake is a hero. (That is, if you consider burning down a house and then rescuing everyone in it to be heroic.)"-Ezra Caraeff
I should have known.
"Steve Blake is a hero. (That is, if you consider burning down a house and then rescuing everyone in it to be heroic.)"-Ezra Caraeff
you don't even have a comeback?
i’m disappointed.
If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck
by DrivetheLane on Nov 19, 2009 2:35 PM PST up reply actions
chalk another win up for me
Honor Jordan, Retire #45
by The Arkitect on Nov 19, 2009 2:36 PM PST up reply actions
you're always a winner in my book, Ark.
If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck
by DrivetheLane on Nov 19, 2009 2:37 PM PST up reply actions
I already said you are up to 3.
What more do you want?!
"Steve Blake is a hero. (That is, if you consider burning down a house and then rescuing everyone in it to be heroic.)"-Ezra Caraeff
I was informing DTL… since he’s the official score keeper of these things
Honor Jordan, Retire #45
by The Arkitect on Nov 19, 2009 2:39 PM PST up reply actions
and a completely unbiased one at that.
If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck
by DrivetheLane on Nov 19, 2009 2:39 PM PST up reply actions
Sorry to let you down.
I’m not on top of my game today.
"Steve Blake is a hero. (That is, if you consider burning down a house and then rescuing everyone in it to be heroic.)"-Ezra Caraeff
don't let it happen again.
i’m lost without a sarcasm/comeback gold standard.
If the glory can be killed, we are lost. --John Steinbeck
by DrivetheLane on Nov 19, 2009 2:52 PM PST up reply actions
Behave immorally and irresponsibly and still keep your job and have people's adoration: The How to Manual
By Charles Barkley
Dogs have Owners, Cats have Staff.
the glory of the White Man by Blazerfan1
Honor Jordan, Retire #45
by The Arkitect on Nov 19, 2009 10:31 AM PST up reply actions
Healthy Teeth for a Healthy Living
by the Citizens of Kentucky and Tennessee
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38
Shouldn't it be healthy "Tooth"?
I would give it all up for a billion dollars
by Tyler Durrden on Nov 19, 2009 10:37 AM PST via mobile up reply actions
Turth
"Steve Blake is a hero. (That is, if you consider burning down a house and then rescuing everyone in it to be heroic.)"-Ezra Caraeff
correction
SUNSHINE.
"Steve Blake is a hero. (That is, if you consider burning down a house and then rescuing everyone in it to be heroic.)"-Ezra Caraeff
If I Did It by OJ Simpson.
Oh, wait…
"I could have done with other loves perhaps. But there it is, either you love or you don't" -SB
by nightbluefruit on Nov 19, 2009 10:33 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
Man
I said that hours ago.
I see how you is.
http://www.blazersedge.com/2009/11/19/1164287/goodsecretmessagesauthoredbymagnum#25826263
by tominhawaii on Nov 19, 2009 12:11 PM PST up reply actions
How to start a season perfectly..
By Chip Kelly
by Ball Dont Lie. on Nov 19, 2009 10:33 AM PST reply actions
co-authored by Mike Riley
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38
Letting cool heads prevail
By Legarrett Blount
by Ball Dont Lie. on Nov 19, 2009 10:36 AM PST up reply actions
How to take a punch
by Bryan Hout
Honor Jordan, Retire #45
by The Arkitect on Nov 19, 2009 10:38 AM PST up reply actions
Being Clutch.
By Steve Blake.
Notes to Broyposse: "Don't let him pull that move, Don't let him pull that move! That's the move! Ohhhhhhh that's the move!"
How to Not Be Awesome
by Jacquizz Rodgers
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38
by cloudydays on Nov 19, 2009 10:34 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
yessir
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38
Rosterbation: the Sins of Man
By AK1984
I get the paper, so I don't care!
by Name's Ash on Nov 19, 2009 10:35 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
Finding Your Voice
A guide to public speaking
by Avery Johnson
I would give it all up for a billion dollars
by Tyler Durrden on Nov 19, 2009 10:35 AM PST via mobile reply actions
Having Doubts About It
By Clyde Drexler.
by Timmay! on Nov 19, 2009 10:36 AM PST reply actions 2 recs
I enjoyed his other work
“Clubbing Baby Seals: One Man’s Adventure to Not Piss of PETA”
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38
off*
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38
Carefully Detaching the Check from Your Checkbook Using the Perforated Strip
By Rasheed Wallace
I get the paper, so I don't care!
Chapter 2
Killing with a look
I would give it all up for a billion dollars
by Tyler Durrden on Nov 19, 2009 11:01 AM PST via mobile up reply actions
The History of Mormonism
by Joel Przybilla
Tinfoil's glossary of fun websites:
www.dontevenreply.com www.passiveaggressivenotes.com
www.emailsfromcrazypeople.com www.failblog.org
www.thatwillbuffout.com www.graphjam.com
High-Flier! The History of the Trapeze
by Owen Hart
Tinfoil's glossary of fun websites:
www.dontevenreply.com www.passiveaggressivenotes.com
www.emailsfromcrazypeople.com www.failblog.org
www.thatwillbuffout.com www.graphjam.com
by TheTinfoil on Nov 19, 2009 10:39 AM PST reply actions 3 recs
That's AK-level harshness right there
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38
"Family Man" by Chris Benoit.
Dear Paul Allen:
Fire Nate McMillan & hire Jeff Van Gundy.
Sincerely,
AK1984
More like “Moderate Eating and Me”
"I could have done with other loves perhaps. But there it is, either you love or you don't" -SB
by nightbluefruit on Nov 19, 2009 10:41 AM PST up reply actions
Drugs, they are not the other white meat.
By Shawn Kemp
"Fernandez, to my eyes, is the Blazer who walks that walk most comfortably. A lot of Portland's fans (egged on, dare I say, by their local broadcasters) lament things like how Ron Artest or Yao Ming get to hit Brandon Roy's arms.
But I suspect Fernandez sees all that and thinks: We get to hit arms! Cool!"
http://myespn.go.com/blogs/truehoop/0-39-135/On-Playoff-Experience.html
"I told Pau the Lakers never win here in Portland; I think it's great." -- Rudy Fernandez
Chapter 15: “I’ma Shut it Down”: How to Announce Season-Ending Surgery Without Letting Anyone Know
"I could have done with other loves perhaps. But there it is, either you love or you don't" -SB
by nightbluefruit on Nov 19, 2009 10:45 AM PST up reply actions
Greatest Heisman Performances
by Joey Harrington
by Ball Dont Lie. on Nov 19, 2009 10:42 AM PST reply actions
Avoiding Interceptions in the Biggest Game of Your Life
by Joey 5-picks
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38
I was talking about the 2000 Civil War
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38
it was at the time
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38
Chapter 1
“One Game at a Time”
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38
Living up to the Hype
by any Oregon QB besides Dan Fouts
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38
Aaron Rodgers disagrees
that book should have been written by any coach who runs a spread offense
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38
by cloudydays on Nov 19, 2009 10:48 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
rec
"We didn't start the fire. It was always burning. Since the world's been turning." - E. E. Cummings
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Nov 19, 2009 10:49 AM PST up reply actions
Pocket Presence, by Aaron Rodgers.
i cry for nic
by Cablinasian on Nov 19, 2009 10:50 AM PST up reply actions
Pass Blocking
by the Packers’ O Line
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38
Single Digit Passer Ratings and You
By Derek Anderson
"I could have done with other loves perhaps. But there it is, either you love or you don't" -SB
by nightbluefruit on Nov 19, 2009 10:48 AM PST up reply actions
Deserving the Pro Bowl
Sequel
"I could have done with other loves perhaps. But there it is, either you love or you don't" -SB
by nightbluefruit on Nov 19, 2009 10:48 AM PST up reply actions
Succeeding in the NFL
Co-Authored by Akili Smith, Ontario Smith, and Joey Harrington
by Ball Dont Lie. on Nov 19, 2009 10:50 AM PST up reply actions
The Career of Blazers Coach Marc Iavaroni
By Jason Quick
by Timmay! on Nov 19, 2009 10:44 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
Players Are Grown Men, Treat Them Like It
By Nate McMillan
#88 > #23 > #25
Updated for latest line-up:
#5 > #2
Rough Waters
by Kevin Pritchard
"Steve Blake is a hero. (That is, if you consider burning down a house and then rescuing everyone in it to be heroic.)"-Ezra Caraeff
It Was a Tumor
The Post-humous Biography of our Nation’s 50th President, Arnold Schwarzenegger.
by Mortimer on Nov 19, 2009 10:47 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
Being a designated Driver
by Arvydas Sabonis
by Ball Dont Lie. on Nov 19, 2009 10:48 AM PST reply actions
uh no
she drunk , he should be the DD
by Ball Dont Lie. on Nov 19, 2009 10:51 AM PST up reply actions
The Making of the Greatest Video Of All Time: Taylor Swift
By Kanye
I get the paper, so I don't care!
By love you mean 'cut him off at the knees'
Blazer Fan
by leeroyjenkins on Nov 19, 2009 10:53 AM PST up reply actions
lol
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38
How to Stop an Opponent’s Late Game Run with a Timely Time Out by Rick Adelman
"I could have done with other loves perhaps. But there it is, either you love or you don't" -SB
by nightbluefruit on Nov 19, 2009 10:51 AM PST reply actions
WARM IT UP: Utilizing Your Players Whose Muscles are Warm from Playing All Game for Key End of Game Shots
By Mike Dunleavy.
Living up to your Contract
by Baron Davis and Elton Brand
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38
Late Game Sets
by Nate McMillan and Brandon Roy
Blazer Fan
by leeroyjenkins on Nov 19, 2009 10:54 AM PST up reply actions
If they published that book, Lebron and Mike Brown would sue them so fast.
"I could have done with other loves perhaps. But there it is, either you love or you don't" -SB
by nightbluefruit on Nov 19, 2009 10:55 AM PST up reply actions
Timely Scrambling
by Kevin Riley
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38
he wrote "How to Avoid Idiots"
with Tim Legler
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38
Not a Skip Bayless fan. by Skip Bayless
Honor Jordan, Retire #45
by The Arkitect on Nov 19, 2009 10:55 AM PST up reply actions
His brother makes some great Mexican food
"We didn't start the fire. It was always burning. Since the world's been turning." - E. E. Cummings
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Nov 19, 2009 10:58 AM PST up reply actions
Hygiene, by Oregon State University
"I could have done with other loves perhaps. But there it is, either you love or you don't" -SB
by nightbluefruit on Nov 19, 2009 10:56 AM PST up reply actions
flag
lol
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38
my Ducks QB jokes were funnier
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38
How to Not be a Hater, by Timmay.
i cry for nic
by Cablinasian on Nov 19, 2009 10:57 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
oh
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38
I used him in a previous gag
NO PAIN NO GAIN: Being There For Your Team by Theo Ratliff and Derek Anderson.
THE JOY OF WATCHING COLLEGE FOOTBALL
by Mortimer
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38
Living Life to the Fullest
by Kurt Cobain
Blazer Fan
by leeroyjenkins on Nov 19, 2009 10:58 AM PST up reply actions
Securing Your Legacy by not being a Giant Ass and Talking About how Great you are all the Time by Billy Corgan.
"I could have done with other loves perhaps. But there it is, either you love or you don't" -SB
by nightbluefruit on Nov 19, 2009 11:00 AM PST up reply actions
The Reunion Tour: Half the Band Counts as a Reunion by Billy Corgan
"I could have done with other loves perhaps. But there it is, either you love or you don't" -SB
by nightbluefruit on Nov 19, 2009 11:02 AM PST up reply actions
Being Worthwhile
by Music the Last 15 Years
Blazer Fan
by leeroyjenkins on Nov 19, 2009 11:04 AM PST up reply actions
The Dangers of Marijuana: A Gateway Drug
by the University of Oregon
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38
"The Joys of an Undefeated Season" by Tyrone Willingham.
Dear Paul Allen:
Fire Nate McMillan & hire Jeff Van Gundy.
Sincerely,
AK1984
Getting Lucky: A Beginner's Guide
by prez
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38
and by lucky I mean 1st base
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
2008 Civil War: Oregon 65 - Oregon State 38