Roy's Nickname: New Ideas + Poll

I know I'm not the only one to spend at least a cumulative 45 minutes (minimum) per week trying to come up with a better nickname for Brandon Roy.  I can't explain the obsession... many of the all-time greats are best known by their given names.  Sure there's "Air", "King James" and "The Glide" but we usually just go with "Lebron", "Jordan" and "Clyde" (or "Drexler").  Bird and Kareem don't need anything added. But somehow, Brandon Roy is one that demands not just one moniker but two or three, maybe more.  The ones he already has never seem like enough, so I've decided to try at least to help him on his way. 

I'd make it a FanShot but this topic is never sufficient without a poll.  I'll list the two common ones, plus the silly snake name he thought he might name himself.  And two more I think make a lot of sense.  Hopefully I'm not the first to think of these because they should be kind of obvious to be good nicknames. My first suggestion is "The Man".  I suspect, without cause, that there may be hundreds of you who already use this name for him.  It has some negative class/race connotations but (a) those connotations are from the 60's/70's, and "The Man" has evolved to bigger and better things, (b) with the contract he just signed, I'm not too concerned about class connotations and (c) he gets it done. 

My second suggestion is a pretty cool nickname which, as far as I can tell, isn't owned by any big sports stars outside of wrestling.  It's a bit scary, ominous, due in no small part to Spiderman 3 and to Metallica, and it fits Brandon's offense perfectly. EDIT: It doesn't sound tough at first, it lulls you into feeling safe, again, like Brandon's offense, but before you know it the truth hits. Also, they could blast the Metallica during his intro.