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Translated BasketUSA.com Interview: Nicolas Batum on Brandon Roy

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A fantastic translation of an incredible interview that Nicolas Batum gave about Brandon Roy to BasketUSA.com. The original was in French and was translated for your enjoyment by the numerically-named "#10."

Click through to get a look at the inner workings of the Blazers locker room and a great snapshot of Brandon Roy the person, player and teammate.

-- Ben (benjamin.golliver@gmail.com)

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Nicolas Batum on Brandon Roy

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via www.basketusa.com

Two time All-Star, Portland guard Brandon Roy is now playing among the greats.
Nicolas Batum, sharing his daily routine, describes a player both introverted and generous. An ideal teammate for the French wing.

Brandon Roy, the basketball player.

Brandon has an extraordinary sense of composure. I want to call him "Iceman" because he always plays under control. He doesn't do or try anything without reason. He only has three years in the NBA behind him but he really is very mature. He's already been an All-Star twice, that's not bad... In Portland, Brandon has assumed leadership very naturally. He speaks when it is necessary. He does it during time outs, for example, after the coach has given his instructions. You sense that there is a real trust between Nate McMillan and him. The veterans of this team noticed that evolution with Brandon last season. He wasn't like that the year before. In fact, he's more confident in himself.

His nickname
Everyone calls him "B-Roy." Even the coach! You always hear "Give the ball to B-Roy!" in moneytime or at an important moment in the game. I call him by his nickname, like the others. He addresses me by calling me "Nic" or "Frenchy." From the beginning, we have had a good feeling between us.

The boss
Last season, I was his rookie. It's better to be Brandon Roy's rookie than Joel Przybilla's rookie. He chose Jerryd Bayless and I can assure you that Jerryd went through hell... Joel didn't stop asking him for different things. For me, I only had to take Brandon's bag and bring it up to his room when we got to a hotel. That's all. I knocked on his door to make sure that everything was fine and he would answer: "OK, Nic, thanks. Goodnight." And then I could go. Bayless, however, had to go look for newspapers or different things for Przybilla. Rudy didn't do anything. At first, with Rudy, we were supposed to bring in breakfast for all the players. Brandon was the one who had established this rule with Travis. I worked out a little plan with Rudy: we never brought what they asked for... We took shelter behind the language barrier to justify the lack of understanding. After a week, Brandon told us: "OK, forget it guys..." (laughs). As a result, we were relaxed: no breakfast duty in Portland! Only Sergio Rodriguez was aware of our little game.

The pre-game
Brandon is in the middle of the locker room. He doesn't speak. He's incredibly focused, with big headphones over his ears playing music that's for the others as much as for him, given the volume... He's already in his game, very concentrated. I think that he's like all the stars in the league: he is very pro and wants to focus on the game well before the warmup. The journalists know that and avoid bothering him. They leave him alone. I think that he needs that to prepare, it's his method. Others prefer to talk to reporters or other players, not "B-Roy." Personally, I sit between Greg and LaMarcus. They adopt a different approach, talking a lot. The fact that Oden and Aldridge are so loud doesn't seem to bother Brandon. He's an introvert. He's not the one who will liven up the dressing room like Travis does. If it bothered him, I think that he would intervene. But that's not the case."

The DJ
At practice, the rookies are often at work, in the weight room for example, when he arrives. We'd put on our music and worked. Brandon would immediately stop our mixes and put on his own... It's not an abuse of authority because that's not his style. He told us one day, laughing: "Rookies, you listen to what we give you..." He's into rap, so it doesn't bother me, even if R'n'B is more my thing. But it's good, I like his tastes. Though Rudy sure doesn't have the same opinion... You can't say that he's a big fan of rap. Roy knows it, so he plays even more rap. That's his little provocative side, with Travis and LaMarcus. They're like kids with their rap. As soon as one of them leaves, the other changes the CD and so on. But those are the sort of things that create a good atmosphere on a team. Brandon does it with a lot of tact and always while adding nice words. We don't even pay attention to it anymore.

The bodyguard
You could say that Brandon took me under his wing, both on and off the court. One time, we went out together after a game. A guy started bothering me, Roy came and got rid of him real quick. Let's say that we get along well. When I wasn't playing well in mid-December, he came to reassure me. We were in Denver a few days before Christmas. He invited me to dinner, face to face, because he saw that I was getting tired. He gave me confidence explaining to me that he also struggled with the "rookie wall" at that point of the season. When your franchise player takes interest in you like that, it's reassuring and encouraging.

The phrase
"Don't pay. A rookie doesn't have money." That's what Brandon kept telling me when we went out together. So he paid for things. He paid the bill at restaurants, gave me little presents from time to time... He doesn't go too far though, he's not the sort to splash out money. He's a simple guy and it's obvious. For example, he only has one car. All the veterans have two or three. I've already seen him come to practice on a bike... We live in Portland, a very green city. But seeing your franchise player arrive on a bike, in this environment, is pretty funny... With Brandon, I'm in good hands. It's in my best interests to listen and follow him: his personal career is a total success, from every point of view. I doubted my arrival in Portland after the end of the summer league... Today, it's the complete opposite, I'm really happy to be with the Trail Blazers. A big part of that is thanks to Roy that I'm living this adventure so fully.

Winning shots
It's starting to become Brandon's specialty. There was Houston, New York, Phoenix... He catches on fire in the last four minutes. Each time, you sense that he's taking over. It's impressive. He's relaxed. When he scored 52 points December 18th 2008 against Phoenix, it was crazy. It was his new NBA record. And it was live on TNT. When we went back to the dressing room, he didn't stop repeating: "I scored 52 points on TNT!" We sensed that he was happy for himself as well as the team. We won yet another big game. 50 points is a mythical mark in the NBA. All the big stars have reached it at least once. He immediately realized that. It was really funny to see him talking all alone... We sensed that he was really happy. I think that he was the third best guard in the league this year behind Kobe Bryant and Dwyane Wade. You can't call him selfish though, he gives up the ball without a problem. OK, he is a little selfish, like all the stars, but he doesn't go overboard.

Trash talking
That was a bit new last season. As he was succeeding, he started to talk trash. In November, he wasn't like that on the court. Now, as soon as a player starts to make him sweat, he dishes it out. He doesn't hesitate to talk trash. It follows the evolution of his game: they go hand in hand. Brandon knows that he's playing better and better. He also knows that his opponent will play harder to stop him. So he tries to find something else to put a barrier between the others and him. He's becoming more and more vicious. Chalk it up to experience. Fouls come by more easily. It happens quickly when you have a status like he does... I saw this evolution in the space of several months because he's constantly making progress. He's really good at getting calls, something he didn't do in the same way at the start of the season. All the stars in the league know how to get calls. Some go too far. With Brandon, he hasn't yet but he knows that the whistle will be in his favor 95% of the time if he's up against a simple role player. That's also why the best players in the league have great games so often. If Brandon scores close to 23 points on average all while getting assists, there's a reason... The refs call the game differently because he is an All-Star.

The positive attitude
Brandon doesn't often criticize his teammates. He's constantly encouraging us. He is very positive in his manner of tackling things. When I was down, he found the right words so that I rebounded. It's especially on a psychological level that Brandon excelled. He took me aside, we talked just the two of us, he didn't do it in front of the whole team. I think it's good to do it like that. Put you in your place in front of the whole group, especially when you're a rookie, is hard. Roy doesn't make fun of you. Unlike Travis or LaMarcus, who don't hesitate to tease you. Only once I saw Brandon visibly shaken after a game. He wasn't negative, because he didn't talk, but he was desolate in his corner, close to crying. We had just gotten beat by at home at the buzzer by Orlando, on a three pointer from Turkoglu. He was mad at himself because just before, he had missed a free throw. He was yelling at himself, it was pretty impressive. I went to see him, adopting a positive attitude like he had the habit of doing. That's when I saw that he needed the support of others.

Private life
Brandon is very discrete. We know his wife and Brandon Jr., who is two. For the rest, not a word. We don't go have dinner at his place. I find it normal. We have lots of young single guys in the team and he's married pretty early. At 25 years old, he already has a full family life. I think that's also why he's already so mature. He doesn't have a "show off" side, no bling, like some. He keeps his head on his shoulders.

Red
Brandon often wears red. I've deduced that it's his favorite color. Red jackets, red shirts, big red hoodies... You can't miss it! At the same time, it's also the color of the Trail Blazers. Maybe that explains it. I'm not going to hesitate to tell him about it because personally, I hate red clothes... (laughs).

Something annoying about him?
It's something related only to basketball... He penetrates, drives to his left and dunks with his left hand when he's right handed. Look at his game: 70% of the time, he drives to the left even though he shoots with his right hand. If he really wants to dunk it, he goes with his right hand, but on the fast-break, he drives to his left. We asked him why and he doesn't have an answer. He says that it's natural, that it's always been like that... At the same time, it's pretty disruptive for the opponent. It's one of those things that makes him so good.

The anecdote
I found it a bit odd that he was hurt when his daughter Maria was born... During that week, he didn't play! The doting father at home... I thought it was a funny coincidence. What's more, we had big games against Boston, New Orleans, the Lakers, and Detroit. The day his baby was born, we beat Boston at home. He prepared a party for us in the locker room to celebrate that arrival of Maria, it was really nice.

What else?
Brandon is always the last to show up when we meet. Along with Travis, you get the impression that it's a contest... We're meeting at 2:45? Brandon turns up at 3:00 without a problem. Always late. Yet another "star" thing...

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This was awesome

Thank you so much for translating that. Great article, great interview, very very nice.

Mortimer

by Mortimer on Oct 8, 2009 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

So much great info

Insta-rec

"Goals are good. Plans are better." -Ben.

by Sabonis4Ever on Oct 8, 2009 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

the best part is how he starts to say Brandon’s not selfish, and then backtracks… well, maaaybe he’s a little selfish

by el_flaco on Oct 8, 2009 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Selfish.

"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.

by Cablinasian on Oct 8, 2009 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Selfish

“I found it a bit odd that he was hurt when his daughter Maria was born… During that week, he didn’t play!”

"Goals are good. Plans are better." -Ben.

by Sabonis4Ever on Oct 8, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec

So selfish.

Has the season started yet?

by SabasforThree on Oct 9, 2009 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is one of the best fanposts in Blazersedge history, I’d have to say. #10, you are a integral member of the community… incredible work.

I like Nic a lot.

I also like Brandon Roy a lot. He’s kind of good.

"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.

by Cablinasian on Oct 8, 2009 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Only Sergio Rodriguez was aware of our little game.

Not anymore. You’re gonna get it now, Frency.

Disclaimer: everything I know about basketball I learned on Blazersedge.

by pualo on Oct 8, 2009 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

I thought that, too

I can tell you how to make an Excel spreadsheet that proves Portland wins 62 games this year.

by jscot on Oct 8, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel sorry for Victor Claver

that “no comprende” trick isn’t going to work a second time…

When reached 39 years of following Portland basketball you have, be as passionate of the Trail Blazers you will not!

by two4larue on Oct 8, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

as if rudy will still be on the team when claver comes over

"So I said, 'Supercollider?! I just met her!'" - Humorbot 5.0

by K-Dash on Oct 9, 2009 4:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Especially

if he’s Rex’s rook…

Great read, thanks #10

by DucRider on Oct 9, 2009 7:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

+1 for Jerryd.

*Unless KP has a secret plan that makes this statement incorrect.
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by staylost on Oct 9, 2009 8:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah: he's intense, but not crazy

…Joel broke him in right. :-)

"We don't back down to nobody." --Joel Przybilla

by hurryup09 on Oct 9, 2009 8:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

I like Jerryd

a lot, i expect him to be a starting guard (note I don’t say PG or SG) on all but one of this groups championships (the first one, coming in the next year or two).

he strikes me as someone that while he is young you can get under his skin with the teasing and “get me this” and eventually he’ll take himself and everything less seriously, and then reach his potential.

by DucRider on Oct 9, 2009 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

and where is sergio now?

locker room cancer indeed!

GG MFer!
-joel przybilla

by hossticles on Oct 8, 2009 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was epic

also… how come Rudy wasn’t doing any rookie chores anyway? Maybe he got let off the hook because he’d been playing overseas for longer?

by el_flaco on Oct 8, 2009 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's my take. He's a vet, just not an NBA vet.

"A bizarre and extremely rare hybrid Blazer/Laker fan, Timbo has always struggled to contain the Beast Within, like Dr. Jekyll, Bruce Banner, or Ted Kennedy." — Miled Animal

by timbo on Oct 9, 2009 8:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

He Dunked on Dwight Howard, right in his face.

He laid points all over TeamUSA. Can Brandon do that? Probably… but he never has.

That is some serious credibility.

*Unless KP has a secret plan that makes this statement incorrect.
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by staylost on Oct 9, 2009 8:07 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Yeah

but he was still supposed to get breakfast. He didn’t get off completely.

I can tell you how to make an Excel spreadsheet that proves Portland wins 62 games this year.

by jscot on Oct 9, 2009 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

10+

Pure and simple. Great look.

Nic is going to be something special in Blazer lore.

The Oden Era, Day 843

by Heymoe on Oct 8, 2009 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

He and Roy will be Batman & Robin; Jordan & Pippen

OK, I couldn’t stand those two either. But you get the idea.

"We don't back down to nobody." --Joel Przybilla

by hurryup09 on Oct 9, 2009 8:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

batman and robin

lol. haven’t some people called batum “batman” ? does this mean roy will be sidekick to batum? =) food for thought.

I've tried for quite some time to come up with an epic signature. I now realize that I don't post frequently enough for it to really matter.

by Marmaduke on Oct 9, 2009 8:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Best quote:
I’ve already seen him come to practice on a bike… We live in Portland, a very green city. But seeing your franchise player arrive on a bike, in this environment, is pretty funny…

I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express

by Claire on Oct 8, 2009 8:52 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

I'm trying to think of what route Brandon took

If he came from his new place, he has to cross I-5…Nyberg Road, or under the overpass at Lake Grove? Maybe his place last year was closer to the PF

A few things Roy has in common with Bill Walton…bike riding and listening to music to concentrate, before the game…except the redhead preferred Jerry Garcia and the GD

When reached 39 years of following Portland basketball you have, be as passionate of the Trail Blazers you will not!

by two4larue on Oct 8, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nyberg Road, or under the overpass at Lake Grove?

More likely, the Sagert road overpass…but that’s a lot of incline to negotiate, if he’s crossing I-205 on the 65th Ave bridge

http://www.mapquest.com/maps?city=Tualatin&state=or

Stick to the car, Brandon

When reached 39 years of following Portland basketball you have, be as passionate of the Trail Blazers you will not!

by two4larue on Oct 8, 2009 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stick to the car, Brandon

No way, man! This is P-Town! And this guy is showing he fits right in here. Keep biking, B-Roy!

by jedge242 on Oct 9, 2009 9:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

You two are discussing where Brandon lives and what route he might take to the PF

It’s getting creepy in here

I'm a really really ridiculously good looking orange mocha frappaccino drinking manhammer sandwich

by hobobob on Oct 9, 2009 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

That is what I was thinking

I would recommend Brandon get an armored car, a body guard, and park in the practice facility’s garage.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Oct 9, 2009 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm gonna post up on the route.

I’ll hand him gatorade and high-five him as he goes by! Tour de Brandon!

Do you think he wears spandex? Do they make Blazers spandex? I bet he has one of those aluminum water bottles with that Oregon sticker with the heart on the inside on it . . . .

by StuckeyDuck on Oct 9, 2009 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I grew up in Sherwood

so I know those hills between the Stafford Rd area and Tualatin. Check out the first overpass on 205 after you exit off of I-5 (65th Ave) that’s one serious grade

just don’t hurt yourself, Mr. Roy

When reached 39 years of following Portland basketball you have, be as passionate of the Trail Blazers you will not!

by two4larue on Oct 9, 2009 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

And AFAIK

Brandon doesn’t blaze doobies…unlike Walton.

"My shoulder is OK. And away we go." -- Nic Batum

by DonkeyShins on Oct 9, 2009 8:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

and he doesn't have counterculture live-in friends

not that htere’s anything wrong with that

When reached 39 years of following Portland basketball you have, be as passionate of the Trail Blazers you will not!

by two4larue on Oct 9, 2009 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brandon is a GOG? I don't think so!

You can measure skill and talent with your eyes, but productivity is shown through statistics.

by austinpwnz on Oct 8, 2009 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Magog

quid Latine dictum sit, altum viditur

by dvcastle on Oct 9, 2009 8:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow,

Brandon Roy has now been called Gog & Magog!

That is tremendous.

*Unless KP has a secret plan that makes this statement incorrect.
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by staylost on Oct 9, 2009 8:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, hero worship much, Nic?

I guess he’s in the same position as rest of us.

I love this piece. Great things about Brandon, but really of the Blazers as whole. Great bunch of guys.

by shuppatsu on Oct 8, 2009 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

hahahah

I always thought Jerryd Bayless might be a bit of a suck up. Hanging out with Greg Oden? Hahahaha, right…he’s “friends” with him.

The Kings have the best bench I’ve seen. There are easily 14 guys on this team good enough for every bench in the league. Now if we could only get some starters, I’d totally jizz in my pants.

Kings fan

by dyshooter182 on Oct 8, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was a great read.

LMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! --- LaMarvelous

by L-TrainFTW! on Oct 8, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

SELFISH

*Unless KP has a secret plan that makes this statement incorrect.
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by staylost on Oct 8, 2009 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

“Rookies! You listen to what we give you!”

*Unless KP has a secret plan that makes this statement incorrect.
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by staylost on Oct 8, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Don't pay. A rookie doesn't have money."

I love that. There have been some stories about how NBA players lose their money, and of course most of it is lavish living, bad investments, and supporting throngs of people. But a couple articles talk about how the vets often cultivate an atmosphere where you’re not much of anything unless you’re willing to live large.

This is a guy who cares about people, as this and a million other anecdotes have shown.

by shuppatsu on Oct 8, 2009 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Poor Nic trying to get by on measly $1.1 million

That’s like how much they get paid in sweatshops, right?

Jokes aside, that’s pretty cool of Roy. I hear lot of vets stick the rookies with the restaurant bills.

by xedubx on Oct 8, 2009 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

$1.1M gross can really dwindle down

40+% taxes, 10% agent, friends and family breathing down your back, etc.

"Ain't nothin' in this world for free."

by Arby on Oct 8, 2009 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Pretty nice per diem, though

Should be able to afford to buy meals occasionally.

I can tell you how to make an Excel spreadsheet that proves Portland wins 62 games this year.

by jscot on Oct 9, 2009 1:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Players Have To Spend A Lot

Most have to pay for a whole litany of people. I’m not trying to say they are hurting for cash, but professional athletes have an inherently expensive lifestyle.

1-Bodyguards since they are in the public eye, and security for the family.

2-If they went to a Chili’s they’d get mobbed. The can only go to places where other patrons won’t make a big deal — expensive.

3-Personal chef who works with Nutritionist

4-PR company

5-Helping out their family

6-Getting tickets for friends to just about every game — they ain’t free and they ain’t cheap

7-Since you are in the public eye, and you have endorsement contracts, you must always keep up your appearance. Since they probably don’t shop for themselves, that means a personal shopper.

8-Rookies especially will not have the time or skills to cook for themselves, so that means you have to eat every meal out.

9-A litany of personal trainers, physical therapists, accountants, personal assistants, and advisers — all taking their own slice of the pie

10- A bunch of other stuff I can;t imagine because I am not exactly a rich professional athlete!

by Anim8rguy on Oct 9, 2009 3:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well

1. Doubtful role players have bodyguards.
2. Yep. That’s where that nice per diem comes in. It will more than cover nice meals by room service while on the road. At home, they may not go out to eat a whole lot.
3. Nutritionist probably provided by team. Nic’s mother came over to be with him, and probably does the cooking. If not, since he’s on the road a lot, this is hardly a full-time job, so won’t be too expensive.
4. This is part of the agent’s job, no extra expense.
5. Variable.
6. I doubt Nic has a lot of this.
7. Mom/girlfriend.
8. Mom/girlfriend.
9. Some provided by team, some provided by agent.

There’s stuff, it adds up. No rookie making a million a year is saving $800K of it or anything like that. But if they are reasonable in their habits, they won’t do too badly.

I can tell you how to make an Excel spreadsheet that proves Portland wins 62 games this year.

by jscot on Oct 9, 2009 5:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

You hear that Sophia?

According to jscot, if you land Nic, you’ll have to cook and shop for him. Not so much of a catch now, eh? ;-)

"My shoulder is OK. And away we go." -- Nic Batum

by DonkeyShins on Oct 9, 2009 8:42 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

He's got a fiance.

Who we adore, so you might get some crap for this.

"We believe" -Rudy Fernandez

by twiggs on Oct 9, 2009 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Tell her to not wear red :)

"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard

by Norsktroll on Oct 9, 2009 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

He does?!?

Wow…what cave have I been living in? Oh yeah, Woodinville.

"My shoulder is OK. And away we go." -- Nic Batum

by DonkeyShins on Oct 9, 2009 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

They always want to do the shopping

I can tell you how to make an Excel spreadsheet that proves Portland wins 62 games this year.

by jscot on Oct 9, 2009 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh good grief.

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Oct 9, 2009 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alliteration again!

I can tell you how to make an Excel spreadsheet that proves Portland wins 62 games this year.

by jscot on Oct 9, 2009 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ummmm....

See any conflict between #3 and #8?

I’m just sayin’….if they hire a personal chef, they will probably not be eating out every meal.

"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green

by antediluvian on Oct 9, 2009 8:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

saw Batoom at IKEA on Sunday strolling through with a French girl. didn’t see any bodyguard.

by cheapdude on Oct 9, 2009 9:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

The french girl was his body guard

Disclaimer: everything I know about basketball I learned on Blazersedge.

by pualo on Oct 9, 2009 9:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Great now Nic's hanging out with Bond villains

I'm a really really ridiculously good looking orange mocha frappaccino drinking manhammer sandwich

by hobobob on Oct 9, 2009 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

la femme nikita?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/La_Femme_Nikita_(TV_series)

When reached 39 years of following Portland basketball you have, be as passionate of the Trail Blazers you will not!

by two4larue on Oct 9, 2009 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

thank you, #10

great find, great translation. Two great players and two great Trail Blazers

"its tough to play with one eye, unless you're a pirate." Delonte West
"una canasta a Pau en la cara" Rudy

by Honka Playboy on Oct 8, 2009 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, the part that struck me most was when he explained Brandon’s only real mental lapse being against Orlando. Just seems so unlike Roy, but at the same time I guess it shows how competitive he is.

by Seven06Renault on Oct 8, 2009 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

it's also because he lost one of his high school tournaments because he missed critical free throws.

"There are a few teams you have to watch out for in the fourth quarter."
"Yeah, but Portland definitely is not one of them."

-New Orleans Hornets broadcasters at the end of the third quarter with the Hornets leading 74-59. Portland later ends up winning 97-89.

"They don't mind him shooting that shot at all. Rudy Fernandez is not that great of a 3pt shooter."

-New Orleans Hornets broadcasters right after a Rudy Fernandez missed 3pter. Rudy Fernandez finished the game with three 3pters on six attempts.

by Tofu Anonymous on Oct 8, 2009 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

great stuff...Batum is the man!

Can’t wait for the season to start!!! Got to be honest I love Roy, LA, and the boys, but Batum is my favorite blazer, he is gonna be a star.

by Little Heni on Oct 8, 2009 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Fantastic read.

It’s interesting how Batum seemingly dissects Brandon with his observations.

I miss Martell. Come back soon!

by mannyfresh1 on Oct 8, 2009 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

amazing!

this makes me like broy and batum even more

Rip City. can't be stopped. 09.

by BlazinTrails on Oct 8, 2009 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

well, Jeff won't be fetching anyone anything

any time soon…my guess is that Brandon will take him under his wing

maybe Juwan will take Dante, Cunningham could learn a lot from Howard

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by two4larue on Oct 8, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm guessing Cunningham will be fetching for Joel

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by jscot on Oct 8, 2009 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

The only healthy rookie

"Goals are good. Plans are better." -Ben.

by Sabonis4Ever on Oct 8, 2009 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's our boy, BRoy !!

       Blazer fans, we are currently blessed ! I saw this many years ago
when my favorite player, Clyde Drexler was the leader of another very good
team. Championships will follow !!

It's GO time !

by walkoff41 on Oct 8, 2009 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

have you read this book?

http://www.amazon.com/Clyde-Glide-SIGNED-Eggers-Drexler/dp/1582610967/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1255064041&sr=8-1

If you haven’t, you should. Lot’s of great stories straight from the horse’s mouth. Eggers must’ve interviewed 50+ people

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by two4larue on Oct 8, 2009 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you, Nico, for ending the endless debate on B-Roy's nickname:
Everyone calls him “B-Roy.” Even the coach! You always hear “Give the ball to B-Roy!” in moneytime or at an important moment in the game. I call him by his nickname, like the others.

by MiledAnimal on Oct 8, 2009 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, the nickname is really something for the public, for marketing.

The nickname wars should continue his whole career.

*Unless KP has a secret plan that makes this statement incorrect.
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by staylost on Oct 9, 2009 8:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Selfish Brandon Roy

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by dvcastle on Oct 9, 2009 8:23 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

That is the nickname I’m sticking with. “Selfish for the win… HE GOT IT!! OH MY GOD!!! THE BLAZERS WIN IT!!! EVERYONE IS GOING CRAZY…”

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by staylost on Oct 9, 2009 9:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

That nickname

Goes back to his UW days. I know someone who was/is friends with him from college (she was a swimmer for UW) – she always referred to him as BRoy (and was happy when he was drafted by Portland).

"My shoulder is OK. And away we go." -- Nic Batum

by DonkeyShins on Oct 9, 2009 8:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow!

Batum’s psychoanalysis FTW! He just keeps getting more and more impressive.

by TappedPotential on Oct 8, 2009 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

I cannot describe how much I love this post.

Nic’s insightful comments about Brandon gives us insight into what a wonderful kid Nic is, also. Thank you so much for translating this for us #10, you’re the best.

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Oct 8, 2009 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

So Nate calls Nic "Frenchy"?

Isn’t that supposed to be bit derogatory, like calling a white person “Honky”?

If possible, I’d like to see Dre start calling Blake “honky” since one person that looks most like Fred Sanford is Miller.

by xedubx on Oct 8, 2009 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Andre looks more like Lamont, to me

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EMZQXCC7iA

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by two4larue on Oct 8, 2009 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Andre looks like Adam Sandler too

Maybe his parents are Adam Sandler and Fred Sanford.

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by Love on Oct 9, 2009 8:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not derogatory in this context

It is not related to race, as Honky is. It would be the same as players calling you “Yank” if you were playing ball overseas. “Frog” would be getting closer to derogatory, but still not a racial insult, so it could be ok among a group where respect is already established.

I played soccer with a bunch of Latinos, and they’d call every Asian “Chinese” or “China”. It was never done with malice (ignorance maybe), but no one ever took offense, even the Vietnamese guy.

All that glitters isn't chrome

by hoopla-pdx on Oct 9, 2009 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

A whole bunch of stuff is ok

when you are in a group where respect is already established.

People are different. It’s ok to acknowledge the differences and appreciate them.

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by jscot on Oct 9, 2009 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Glad we agree, animal

I can tell you how to make an Excel spreadsheet that proves Portland wins 62 games this year.

by jscot on Oct 9, 2009 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just expect...

…to be called Kiwi or Sheepshagger. :-D

by TheMadKiwi on Oct 12, 2009 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

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by jscot on Oct 13, 2009 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you #10!!!!

I don’t know who I’m more impressed with after reading this, Nicky Barnes or the Natural….

by broyposse on Oct 8, 2009 10:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Man, that was a great read

Brandon comes out looking amazing, and Nic comes out looking like next-to-amazing. Thanks.

by Corvid on Oct 8, 2009 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Nic is a student of the game

It is great to hear his perspective on Brandon.

I wonder what would have happened if Brandon took Bayless and Przy took Batum?

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Oct 8, 2009 10:22 PM PDT reply actions  

If Batum was the gorilla's rook...

remember that fanpost where the interrogator was grilling Nic about where Andre was “hiding” during media day, and Batum was reduced to a quivering pile of goo?

something along those lines

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by two4larue on Oct 8, 2009 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

What can I say?

…that was an interesting article. Probably told me more about Batum, Rookie Hazing, and Brandon Roy -The Teammate than anything I culled from Media Day or Fan Fest.

Not so much now, but during the long days of summer, I’d like more articles like this. Good insight. Maybe there is a language barrier in play, but how come a European interviewer can pull these ancedotes out of Batum, meanwhile the local paper gives us “What would you want on a desert Island?”. See anything wrong with that?

"Mother Nature started this fight, I think it's about time we ended it!"

by Krang on Oct 8, 2009 10:25 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

hey, don't knock the desert island video, I laughed my head off at that

But it probably is language barrier to some extent. Easier for him to convey complexities in French.

You can measure skill and talent with your eyes, but productivity is shown through statistics.

by austinpwnz on Oct 8, 2009 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree

I haven’t watched or looked at those fluff articles/videos. It’s not really what I’m interested in.

"Fernandez, to my eyes, is the Blazer who walks that walk most comfortably. A lot of Portland's fans (egged on, dare I say, by their local broadcasters) lament things like how Ron Artest or Yao Ming get to hit Brandon Roy's arms.

But I suspect Fernandez sees all that and thinks: We get to hit arms! Cool!"

http://myespn.go.com/blogs/truehoop/0-39-135/On-Playoff-Experience.html

"I told Pau the Lakers never win here in Portland; I think it's great." -- Rudy Fernandez

by ratbastird on Oct 9, 2009 7:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fun stuff

Martell is asked what one thing he wants if he’s on a desert island, and he says, “Three wishes.” :)

I’d rather have had a preseason game to watch, but that doesn’t mean this isn’t fun. I’ve preferred some of Quick’s stuff, like his recent one on Travis, and some of Freeman’s stuff has been good, too.

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by jscot on Oct 9, 2009 7:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Brandon Roy

is too good to be true. You know that schmaltzy feeling you get when you hear Florida fans talk about Tim Tebow? That’s what any non-Blazer fan would think when we talk about Brandon Roy.

"My shoulder is OK. And away we go." -- Nic Batum

by blazeraddict on Oct 8, 2009 10:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn...

I was really hating on Tebow and the absolute insufferableness of the media infatuation with him…

But now you force me to sort of understand where it comes from and I can’t hate as easily =(

"We Believe" - Rudy Fernandez

by TheGreatMon on Oct 9, 2009 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I don’t think you can really hate on the guy just because he’s such a genuinely nice guy and decent person that everyone talks about it.

But I still hope Florida loses…. :)

I can tell you how to make an Excel spreadsheet that proves Portland wins 62 games this year.

by jscot on Oct 10, 2009 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rec

"I don't know what my role is." -- Jerryd Bayless

by Nashcj on Oct 8, 2009 10:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Roy calling Nic "Frenchy" is

a term of endearment.

Remember, Roy said that Nic would be a good starter and stood up for him early.

It is a great translation of a great interview, but it is really Nic’s insights and descriptive abilities that makes it substantial.

It is our insatiable desire for touching “The Real Roy” that gives it deeper meaning.

Caption Contest?


Thanks much #10
Rec

by Sashland on Oct 8, 2009 10:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Nic: "Fly, be free, o rapturous orb!"

You can measure skill and talent with your eyes, but productivity is shown through statistics.

by austinpwnz on Oct 8, 2009 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

D&D Geekery

Makes me think of the ubiquitous Bigby…

Batum’s Open Palm?

by TheMadKiwi on Oct 12, 2009 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Malachi Crunch!

(obscure Happy Days reference).

"My shoulder is OK. And away we go." -- Nic Batum

by DonkeyShins on Oct 9, 2009 8:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

That was one of the best player interviews I've read

It’s rare that you get a player talking so candidly about his teammates. Very informative and interesting.

by JK47 on Oct 8, 2009 10:46 PM PDT reply actions  

FAN-tastic! Thanks!

This was one of the best posts ever, in terms of new info added. I couldn’t decide which line I liked better:

Everyone calls him B-Roy

or

Last season, I was his rookie. It’s better to be Brandon Roy’s rookie than Joel Przybilla’s rookie. He chose Jerryd Bayless and I can assure you that Jerryd went through hell… Joel didn’t stop asking him for different things.

or

At first, with Rudy, we were supposed to bring in breakfast for all the players. Brandon was the one who had established this rule with Travis. I worked out a little plan with Rudy: we never brought what they asked for…

or

You could say that Brandon took me under his wing, both on and off the court. One time, we went out together after a game. A guy started bothering me, Roy came and got rid of him real quick

or

Don’t pay. A rookie doesn’t have money.

or

Winning shots
It’s starting to become Brandon’s specialty.

or

I found it a bit odd that he was hurt when his daughter Maria was born… During that week, he didn’t play! The doting father at home… I thought it was a funny coincidence

or

The refs call the game differently because he is an All-Star.

or

Brandon is always the last to show up when we meet. Along with Travis, you get the impression that it’s a contest…

but then I realized, the money quote from Nic just HAS to be:

OK, he is a little selfish,

I agree with a poster above, why the heck with all of our millions of sports reporters don’t we EVER see this about one of our players??

Blazers: RUN away with the title!

KP: Please don't trade the next decade's Scottie Pippen (Batum), Spanish Larry Bird (Rudy), Bill Russell (GO) or Captain BRoy - at least until they 3-peat..

by Visionary2 on Oct 8, 2009 10:57 PM PDT reply actions  

I have very little respect for most sportswriters.

Cliche piled on cliche, banal commentary, lame “predictions” and trivia is what we get from them just about all the time. It doesn’t have to be that way. Sport is compelling, fascinating, we are mesmerized by it. Taking something that intrinsically interesting and reducing it to hackneyed drivel is no mean feat.

by raoulduke on Oct 8, 2009 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're comparing apples to oranges.

Post-game interviews are almost always exactly as you describe, but 3,000-word player interviews in publications like Sports Illustrated are just as fascinating as this Nic interview. Quick, Freeman, even Canzano provide interesting observations and player quotes in their articles.

by MiledAnimal on Oct 9, 2009 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

I bet if Bayless tried this

Joel would keep sending him back until he got the breakfast right. You know, because practice makes perfect.

by NWfan on Oct 9, 2009 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not only that

He would have been telling Jerryd to work on his vision and distribution.

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by jscot on Oct 10, 2009 12:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

In fairness, Quick's "Behind the Locker Door" was an outstanding series

"its tough to play with one eye, unless you're a pirate." Delonte West
"una canasta a Pau en la cara" Rudy

by Honka Playboy on Oct 9, 2009 6:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly.....that series produced incredible "behind the scenes" info.

Those that don’t remember should go back and read some of that stuff. Heck, we had people here upset that Quick was giving such a high level of detail. Some complained that he was prying too deeply.

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by antediluvian on Oct 9, 2009 9:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

You mean like...

The Greg Oden #2 drug test?

"Male sperm swim harder than female sperm."

by BlazerD on Oct 9, 2009 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Just a pool?

I got tubbed once… into a bathtub filled with water and ice cubes.

by MiledAnimal on Oct 10, 2009 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fantastic. Just fantastic. Thank you so much.

You can measure skill and talent with your eyes, but productivity is shown through statistics.

by austinpwnz on Oct 8, 2009 11:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Without reading any comments(for once), I will reply....

This was AWESOME. GREAT read from a well spoken Frenchman and a favorite of mine on the team. This was a great read.

This should get many many many rec’s.

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

by FiveOhThree-RipCity!! on Oct 8, 2009 11:16 PM PDT reply actions  

In response to people's complaints about today's sportswriters

There’s no doubt that a lot of writers definitely just use a template and add the most recent stuff to it. However, a many ournalists can’t get as close to players as other players can. We rarely see this kind of material because a lot of players aren’t eloquent enough to write something like this, and most journalists can’t get their players to open up. It’s like interviewing a soldier in war at times. He’ll only tell you what he’s supposed to tell you.

The Kings have the best bench I’ve seen. There are easily 14 guys on this team good enough for every bench in the league. Now if we could only get some starters, I’d totally jizz in my pants.

Kings fan

by dyshooter182 on Oct 8, 2009 11:20 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

That's true I'm sure.

The French reporter had the advantage here in having a player speaking his language who was so willing to share stories and experiences.

Quick has done some very interesting player profiles too without having as willing and verbally competent participants. The Travis Outlaw piece is only one example but he has been lauded for far more than just that one. How soon we forget.

But I agree with everyone else. This was fantastic and revealing on a very positive note of my two favorite players on this team. And on a scale of 1 to 10, #10 is a 10. Many thanx to him.

Brandon Roy just destroyed everything in his path. There's your rational analysis -- Dave

Also: COMCAST SUCKS!

by TwoDeep on Oct 9, 2009 2:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

A FABULOUS translation — very smooth and natural.
OK, he is a little selfish, like all the stars, but he doesn’t go overboard.

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by timbo on Oct 8, 2009 11:20 PM PDT reply actions  

This is one of the best articles ever.

Thank you for translating it, #10. It really shows how much Brandon is respected by his teammates. Love it.

by Roybot on Oct 8, 2009 11:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Nic backed up my fanpost :)

Oh BRoy is a blood too

Brandon often wears red. I’ve deduced that it’s his favorite color. Red jackets, red shirts, big red hoodies… You can’t miss it!

Dear NBA,

Please bring back the real refs. These replacement ones are trash.

by Starvin' Marvin on Oct 9, 2009 12:28 AM PDT reply actions  

These are the reasons.

These are the reasons why I come to this site. And these are the reason why I am so blessed to love my Trail Blazers. :)

2012

by OVERTIME on Oct 9, 2009 12:33 AM PDT reply actions  

selfish

he didn't stop repeating:"I scored 52 points on TNT!"

bayless leaves over my dead body
andre miller>hedo
real.baller

by thomasikehara on Oct 9, 2009 12:37 AM PDT reply actions  

and more selfishness

We're meeting at 2:45? Brandon turns up at 3:00 without a problem

bayless leaves over my dead body
andre miller>hedo
real.baller

by thomasikehara on Oct 9, 2009 12:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

It is very Frech of Brandon

Nobody would show up before 3 for a 2:45 meeting in France.

All that glitters isn't chrome

by hoopla-pdx on Oct 9, 2009 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

wouldn’t you?

2012

by OVERTIME on Oct 9, 2009 12:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

yes

but that’s besides the point

bayless leaves over my dead body
andre miller>hedo
real.baller

by thomasikehara on Oct 9, 2009 7:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'd be repeating that over and over ...

… even if it were “I watched Brandon Roy score 52 points on TNT!”

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by dvcastle on Oct 9, 2009 8:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

this selfish thing..

is getting OLD. serious or sarcastic, i don’t care. it’s not funny or insightful either way.

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by blazersunited on Oct 9, 2009 9:02 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I think it is awesome!

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by staylost on Oct 9, 2009 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Personally, I thought it was funny

but is getting a little old and silly.

Only my opinion. Hilarious in the context of a stupid article calling him selfish, but that context is receding into the distance….

I can tell you how to make an Excel spreadsheet that proves Portland wins 62 games this year.

by jscot on Oct 9, 2009 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

I agree. I would not have kept the string going in my first comment

except Nic laid it out there too fat to resist.

I hope Brandon doesn’t go Kobe-pout on us now.

by MiledAnimal on Oct 9, 2009 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it was funny that Nic said it

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by jscot on Oct 9, 2009 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not us, it was the French dude

He said it in the article. Don’t get mad at us, blame Batum. Or even #10. It is specifically relevant to this thread.

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by dvcastle on Oct 9, 2009 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fantastic.

“We asked him why and he doesn’t have an answer. He says that it’s natural …”

"Is it always like this?" Collins said after the scrimmage. "It was like the first game of the NBA playoffs or something."

by Y5k on Oct 9, 2009 12:39 AM PDT reply actions  

wow.... thanks for the translation

this is seriously one of my favorite interviews ever…. we don’t often get a good look at Brandon both on the court and off, especially with a player who sees more than the reporters do…

"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."

by cloudydays on Oct 9, 2009 1:29 AM PDT reply actions  

Nic is a very good observer. He would make a fine basketball analyst - if not for the language barrier.

As Jason Quick has stated, over time he could become one of the best interviews on the team with his insights. He wrote great and funny blog posts about the Eurobasket, and this is like another one. Very insightful.

"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard

by Norsktroll on Oct 9, 2009 1:32 AM PDT reply actions  

Dirk Nowitzki seems to be a good comparison with the language barrier.

Nic sounds like an extremely well thought out and intelligent young man. I could hardly beleive what I was reading at times. I for one think that he will be very cabable of learning English if he chose to try.

Thank you #10

by AtlBlzr on Oct 9, 2009 1:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

It will, to the point he can give similar interviews in English. Like Pau Gasol now does in short guest stints.

But likely not enough for being some kind of full-time analyst on US TV. Yet in France he could cover that market after his career.

"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard

by Norsktroll on Oct 9, 2009 1:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

They stress learning English a lot more in Germany than in France

Most French kids will be reasonably functional in English these days, but a lot of Germans are fluent. You go to Germany and practically everybody speaks better English than some of the kids in our town.

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by jscot on Oct 9, 2009 2:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not only that; they sing in English

The number one drinking song in Germany is Country Road. It’s like it just came out.

I'm a really really ridiculously good looking orange mocha frappaccino drinking manhammer sandwich

by hobobob on Oct 9, 2009 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Very true

One of few places where locals enjoy speaking in English to you, especially if they find out you’re American.

by xedubx on Oct 9, 2009 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

They are like that in Hillsboro as well

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by dvcastle on Oct 9, 2009 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

Hmm

I’m not sure American or Brit makes much difference.

The French don’t get a great reputation, but we’ve always found almost all of them to be very friendly. Well, maybe not always in Paris, but everywhere else.

But I don’t remember meeting an unfriendly German in Deutschland. Or Swiss, or Italians, either.

The English aren’t always so friendly, though. The Scots are always friendly, it’s just that they are so dour that you might not know they are being friendly. If you had our weather, you’d be that way, too.

I can tell you how to make an Excel spreadsheet that proves Portland wins 62 games this year.

by jscot on Oct 9, 2009 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've lived in Oregon, I've lived in Scotland

It’s a gloriously warm summer day when the sun shines and we hit 22 degrees (72 Fahrenheit). It happens about 8 days in the summer.

I’ve seen an entire two months in the summer where we had at least some rain every single day.

Oregonians don’t realize how much some other people would love to have your weather….

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by jscot on Oct 10, 2009 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Same latitude as Alaska

Though the currents keep it from being Arctic and all. Some groovy, scary stories feature Inverness as the locale.

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by dvcastle on Oct 10, 2009 8:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yep

Up in Inverness, you get about 4 1/2 hours of daylight in the winter, maybe. A little more down here, but it’s still pretty gloomy. When the sun does shine, it’s so low in the sky that it gets in your eyes when you drive, even at noon.

And lots of wet, year round. More than Portland.

I can tell you how to make an Excel spreadsheet that proves Portland wins 62 games this year.

by jscot on Oct 10, 2009 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Anyone remember that radio show, "The Fourth Tower of Inverness"?

Played on one of the popular FM stations (KINK? KGON?) at nine or ten o’clock on Friday nights back in 1973. Hilarious.

by MiledAnimal on Oct 10, 2009 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Moving from Portland to Hawaii or California

is like seeing in color for the first time, weather-wise.

by MiledAnimal on Oct 10, 2009 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I don’t think I’m a weather snob. I’ve always preferred to visit snow than have it visit me, but beyond that, I’m cool with snow. I just can’t handle the constant overcastness of the NW. Ideally, I’d win the lottery and live here in the winter and live in Oregon in the summer and fall.

by tominhawaii on Oct 11, 2009 4:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Word. I actually love cool, gray, rainy days now.

It’s always good for a laugh when I tell that to Californians.

by MiledAnimal on Oct 11, 2009 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh oh: "Rudy sure doesn't have the same opinion ... You can't say that he's a big fan of rap. Roy knows it, so he plays even more rap"

He will demand a trade if he still has to listen to Lil Wayne in year 3 :-)

"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard

by Norsktroll on Oct 9, 2009 2:01 AM PDT reply actions  

more examples of selfishness right there

bayless leaves over my dead body
andre miller>hedo
real.baller

by thomasikehara on Oct 9, 2009 7:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm more like Rudy.

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by staylost on Oct 9, 2009 8:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

I can't remember...

What’s Rudy’s preferred musical genre? Death metal? Boy bands? Polka?

"My shoulder is OK. And away we go." -- Nic Batum

by DonkeyShins on Oct 9, 2009 8:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hear polka music ...

… prevents people from smoking drugs

quid Latine dictum sit, altum viditur

by dvcastle on Oct 9, 2009 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe Jay Jensen should bring his boom box

and play Rudy some “French” music?

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by two4larue on Oct 9, 2009 9:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Brandon Roy ....

how perfect can you get? And he doesn’t even have tattoos (Aldridge on the other hand looks now like he should be playing for the Nuggets)!

Brandon Roy just destroyed everything in his path. There's your rational analysis -- Dave

Also: COMCAST SUCKS!

by TwoDeep on Oct 9, 2009 2:41 AM PDT reply actions  

Lamarcus isnt that bad

He just has two big ones on his shoulders and biceps. One he goes with sleeves or neck tats then we can trade him for Chauncey

Dear NBA,

Please bring back the real refs. These replacement ones are trash.

by Starvin' Marvin on Oct 9, 2009 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

The good humor man

My impulse is to say, “unbelievable”, yet what makes this post so great is that it is “so believable.”
Thanks. This was such a jewel of a post.

by Gaz on Oct 9, 2009 5:27 AM PDT reply actions  

Wowzers

I have to say, this is by far my most favorite fan-post. Great read and a wonderful look into both of their lives. What an amazing mentor we have in B-Roy and Nico sure is special.

I worked out a little plan with Rudy: we never brought what they asked for… We took shelter behind the language barrier to justify the lack of understanding.

My Rudy, always the jokester ;)

"We believe" -Rudy Fernandez

by twiggs on Oct 9, 2009 6:13 AM PDT reply actions  

I liked that too

Play dumb to win the game. I’ll have to try similar tactics with my wife!

by pdxer in dfw on Oct 9, 2009 6:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

............... what, she reminds you to take out the garbage so you go out and hang the cat off the side of the garage with a staple gun????

“Ya ne ponimaiu angliskii iazyk, honeypie!”

"A bizarre and extremely rare hybrid Blazer/Laker fan, Timbo has always struggled to contain the Beast Within, like Dr. Jekyll, Bruce Banner, or Ted Kennedy." — Miled Animal

by timbo on Oct 9, 2009 8:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Great read.

Thnx for translating.

"The playoffs now are my grind. My grind for a championship,'' Roy said. "Whatever needs to be done to get there I'm gonna do it.''

by Quik_Baller on Oct 9, 2009 7:57 AM PDT reply actions  

This interview was made...

… in March or April 2009 for the magazine “Mondial Basket” , which is now a partner of basketusa.com

by gouillou on Oct 9, 2009 8:09 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Thank you. Very good translation and an excellent read.

This is where I reiterate how lucky we are to have Brandon.

The cowards never started
The weak died along the way
Only the strong survived
They were the Trailblazers

by lukeyhere on Oct 9, 2009 8:39 AM PDT reply actions  

Man

I wish I could have multiple accounts so I could rec this again and again. Could Brandon be any better?

I also just love how starstruck Brandon was with himself. Sitting in a corner hyped up like crazy: “52 points” 52-freaking-points, on national television.

Dang, we’re sooooooo lucky to have Brandon on this team.

You're saying that they look like they're giving it their all. And you know why they look that way? Because they're bad, and it literally takes them the maximum physical effort to accomplish basic baseball tasks like throwing the ball from short to first. When David Eckstein throws the ball to first base, he has to wind up like a shot-putter, spin around forty-three times, and launch it at an angle 89 degrees from the horizontal. Afterwards, he undergoes an IV drip for a fortnight and he's so out of breath that he requires several months of acupuncture to regain the power of speech. For this we laud him. -Junior of Deadspin on 'scrappy' players

by TheOdenator on Oct 9, 2009 8:43 AM PDT reply actions  

Thanks #10.....

Great post. Some of my favorite posts are the foreign-language translations, and the “away game” observations by Bedgers who attend a road game. Both give us insight to the players we love that we are unable to get through mainstream media gristmills.

Rec, of course!

19 DAYS TILL GAME ONE!!

by RenoBlazerFan on Oct 9, 2009 8:44 AM PDT reply actions  

Thanks "#10"...

Great insights from a very good interview.

"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green

by antediluvian on Oct 9, 2009 9:12 AM PDT reply actions  

Sang-froid - correct translation, but so much more

I started reading the original, but then got lazy and switched to #10’s excellent translation.

One thing that I loved in the original was the French term, “sang-froid”, which was correctly translated as “composure”. However, it can also mean it’s literal translation, “cold bloodedness” and “cool under pressure”. Nic, and the translation followed with saying he wanted to call him “Iceman”, so you kind of got both senses.

That was at the beginning of the interview, but the entire interview really gave insight into how BRoy really has sang-froid on the court, but a very warm heart off it.

All that glitters isn't chrome

by hoopla-pdx on Oct 9, 2009 9:55 AM PDT reply actions   2 recs

Language is cool

Rec!

quid Latine dictum sit, altum viditur

by dvcastle on Oct 9, 2009 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hmmm, I don't know.

He is a young rookie feeling his way around in a new job in a new country with a newish language. I wouldn’t read into it any more than that. I am just looking up Passive Aggressive on wiki, and I don’t know if it really applies.

The book Living with the Passive-Aggressive Man lists 11 responses that may help identify passive-aggressive behavior.

    * Ambiguity or speaking cryptically: a means of engendering a feeling of insecurity in others
    * Chronically being late and forgetting things: another way to exert control.
    * Fear of competition
    * Fear of dependency
    * Fear of intimacy as a means to act out anger: The passive aggressive often cannot trust. Because of this, they guard themselves against becoming intimately attached to someone.
    * Making chaotic situations
    * Making excuses for non-performance in work teams
    * Obstructionism
    * Sulking
    * Victimization response: instead of recognizing one’s own weaknesses, tendency to blame others for own failures.

A passive-aggressive person may not have all of these behaviors, and may have other non-passive-aggressive traits.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Oct 9, 2009 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Interesting, I didn't know there were so many behaviors associated with that condition.

“Speaking cryptically” is the behavior most folks probably think of, and the one to which I referred. The thought occurred to me yesterday that Nic was saying nice things about Brandon on one hand but there was often a “but” following the compliment. I just reread the interview and I’m not seeing it now, so never mind.

by MiledAnimal on Oct 9, 2009 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I see your point. He may just have not wanted to say anything bad about Brandon, and then let it sneak out. I don’t think he did it with an end in mind.

I would also like to imagine a facetious smile on his face when he said it.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Oct 9, 2009 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

reminds me of that great line from "the Rose"

It’s the heart that won’t be “taken” that never learns to give
And the soul afraid of dying that never learns to live

words to live by

When reached 39 years of following Portland basketball you have, be as passionate of the Trail Blazers you will not!

by two4larue on Oct 9, 2009 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tell me more about "moneytime"

Two points scored by GO’ = "thunderdunk"

by T$ 225 on Oct 9, 2009 11:33 AM PDT reply actions  

Awesome post!

Thanks, and keep ’em coming.

by beeroy on Oct 9, 2009 1:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Amazing

Thanks so much for translating this, there is so much great stuff in here.

http://www.blazerstrail.com

by jetcity on Oct 9, 2009 1:57 PM PDT reply actions  

I wish Nic talked about the "Yellow Mamba" nickname

Was it to mock Kobe, was he serious, I’d like to know the story about that.

by chuky on Oct 9, 2009 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm beginning to remember why I should stay out of gameday threads.

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Oct 9, 2009 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Anyone else see this used on over on O-Live by Sean Meagher

Though it was kinda cool to see him give props where they’re due and link directly to this page.

Think BE is starting to really push ahead of traditional news sources in terms of depth and speed of coverage. Beat writing is really all they have left to offer (behind the locker room door should be fantastic again)

by MadBlaze on Oct 12, 2009 4:29 AM PDT reply actions  

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