Release Greg Nasty!
by LCCblazer on Oct 8, 2009 3:44 PM PDT
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K, I'm new here, but I'm a die hard blazers fan. Worst of all, I'm stuck in Salt Lake City and I HATE the Jazz. I'll get to my point:
I'm an Oden believer. If he wants to be a dominant center, he can be. The only person who can stop him is himself. I want to see Greg release his nasty side. I'm talking about a massive ABA style afro, knee pads, Buck Williams style goggles, and maybe the most intimidating beard the NBA has ever seen. If he's really feeling nasty he can contemplate bringing back short shorts. If any of you photoshops pros can scrape together an artist's rendering I would be forever indebted. Think about it, you know this would be awesome. The movement starts here, the movement starts now.
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Oh Lord!
Do It Grag
I'll never forgive management for not airing the preseason!!!
by DribbleDriveDish on Oct 8, 2009 3:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
*Greg
I'll never forgive management for not airing the preseason!!!
by DribbleDriveDish on Oct 8, 2009 3:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yes.
All those things will enable him to become a better player.
"Ain't nothin' in this world for free."
by Arby on Oct 8, 2009 4:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
GRAG NASTY!
I’m picturing Stretch from NBA Street.
by GregOdensRings on Oct 8, 2009 4:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Short shorts are intimidating?
LMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! --- LaMarvelous
by L-TrainFTW! on Oct 8, 2009 4:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Always.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
by FiveOhThree-RipCity!! on Oct 8, 2009 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Greg Nasty
My team went to the playoffs in my first year.
by pxilpooshr on Oct 8, 2009 4:39 PM PDT reply actions 52 recs
This will be green in no time.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
by FiveOhThree-RipCity!! on Oct 8, 2009 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL!!! 10 minutes was all it took.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
by FiveOhThree-RipCity!! on Oct 8, 2009 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like the knee pads. Great attention to detail. Do it Greg, do it 'til you're satisfied!
"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard
by Norsktroll on Oct 8, 2009 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Shorter shorts
Disclaimer: everything I know about basketball I learned on Blazersedge.
by pualo on Oct 8, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Artis Gilmore reborn
"its tough to play with one eye, unless you're a pirate." Delonte West
"una canasta a Pau en la cara" Rudy
by Honka Playboy on Oct 8, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
two words
Darnell Hillman
http://www.remembertheaba.com/OnlyintheABAMaterial/BigHairMaterial/Hillman/Hillman.html
Other players – such as Julius Erving and Michael Jackson – aspired to match Hillman. But they always seemed to come up a “hair” short.
At the 1997 ABA Reunion, Hillman was proud to finally receive some official confirmation of his feat – he received the coveted “Biggest ABA Afro” trophy.
http://www.remembertheaba.com/TributeMaterial/Hillman.html
A few Artis Gilmore pictures mixed in there, as well. Enjoy.
When reached 39 years of following Portland basketball you have, be as passionate of the Trail Blazers you will not!
by two4larue on Oct 8, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dr. J
http://www.remembertheaba.com/OnlyintheABAMaterial/BigHairFinalists.html
When reached 39 years of following Portland basketball you have, be as passionate of the Trail Blazers you will not!
by two4larue on Oct 8, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's hilarious !!!
It’s SS GO Time !!
It's GO time !
by walkoff41 on Oct 8, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
P.S. I did a crude job so feel free to do short shorts better
Disclaimer: everything I know about basketball I learned on Blazersedge.
by pualo on Oct 8, 2009 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’ve been reading blazersedge daily for a few months now and I finally joined today so I could rec this picture. Somebody should find a way to get it to him so he can see how awesome he’d look.
by SFBaylazerFan on Oct 8, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
sweet!
Welcome to the Bedge!
My team went to the playoffs in my first year.
by pxilpooshr on Oct 8, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
simply amazing.
You can measure skill and talent with your eyes, but productivity is shown through statistics.
by austinpwnz on Oct 8, 2009 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I smell a nobel peace prize for pxilpooshr.
Greg can join funkadelic after he transforms into Greg Nasty.
by dario argento on Oct 8, 2009 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just work here...
All I did was follow the orders of the OP.
My team went to the playoffs in my first year.
by pxilpooshr on Oct 9, 2009 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They ARE giving them out on the premise of "General Awesomeness"
now, after all. Somebody notify the Nobel committee that we have an 11th-hour challenger, stat!
"I just sort of know that around the water cooler they talk of reality tv stars, and I strictly drink coffee." -- EvilKaramazov
by BlazersOrBust on Oct 9, 2009 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
52nd rec.
"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.
by Cablinasian on Oct 10, 2009 1:01 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd rec it again
but I don’t want to ‘rec’ the 52 recs
"HA HA HA HA HA
I'm not laughing, I'm just listing the five ugliest Blazers ever."
- rockingharder
by jamon51 on Oct 10, 2009 1:04 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am as well a big greg believer...
I was wondering when I can expect to start seeing a norse god theme on oden apparel? Like i was thinking fur lining on an oden jersey and foam lightning bolts that say oden on them and viking helmets and horns and what not… Just a thought, and would be really nice for those winter games…
by Merickel on Oct 8, 2009 4:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oden is the supreme Norse God
He had a son, maybe you’ve heard of him … THOR!!!
Oden was blind in one eye, traded it to his two raven familiars for wisdom. His favorite weapon was the spear.
I don’t know how we work this into Greg gear. Maybe some Raven kicks.
Maybe Greg looks older because he had the wisdom of the ages bestowed upon him and like that ages a guy.
Maybe we can have a Greg Oden poster with two hot raven-black chicks in strategically-placed black feathers.
The Blazer Dancers can dress as Valkyries. I’m talkin’ metal boustiers and horned helmets, leather skirts and big fluffy angel wings. They could perform this routine where they take the brave dead that Oden slays on the court across Bifrost the Rainbow Bridge to Valhalla.
We could replace Blaze with Loki, who pulls pranks all through the game.
by LaoTzu on Oct 9, 2009 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
my friend's brother...
Has named his sons:
Thor Jacob
and
Samson Danger
by blazeraider on Oct 9, 2009 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Canzano gets to be "Loki"
and get his lips sewed shut
When reached 39 years of following Portland basketball you have, be as passionate of the Trail Blazers you will not!
by two4larue on Oct 9, 2009 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
just imagine the guy on the left is a L@ker fan
by Magnum on Oct 8, 2009 5:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Looks like Oden is going to give the other team a headache.
Only problem with the Norse theme is it’s a little too white.
by Jacksonville on Oct 8, 2009 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A great nickname for Greg would be "The Man"
As in you don’t mess with “The Man”. It plays on the fact that he doesn’t look like a boy - because he is “The Man”. Pxilpooshr"s picture captures the whole marketing program.
It’s short it’s catchy it’s intimidating it’s fun.
by Jacksonville on Oct 8, 2009 5:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So you think your rail thin one dimensional scoring phenom makes your squad sick?
Well he does. So sick in fact you’ll be visited by Dr Greg Nasty and the rest of RAMBO. Get well soon.
My team went to the playoffs in my first year.
by pxilpooshr on Oct 8, 2009 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hate the Jazz too
hang in there.
"its tough to play with one eye, unless you're a pirate." Delonte West
"una canasta a Pau en la cara" Rudy
by Honka Playboy on Oct 8, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I also join with LCCblazer in drinking big mug of Jazz Haterade!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Blazer's Edge Ambassador to The Dream Shake Blog
LMA Rocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I <3 LMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LMA - Putting the POWER in POWER FORWARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The concussion must have jarred him into "Destroy All Opposition Terminator Mode!" - BlazersOrBust
by LaMarvelous on Oct 8, 2009 10:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
those are bill russel's legs btw
(actually the same leg)
by blazeraider on Oct 9, 2009 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Warm reception.
I’m glad everyone is on board.
Please Greg! Release your nasty side, the power is in YOUR hands!
by LCCblazer on Oct 9, 2009 7:42 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
P.S.
Thanks to all who are creating the visuals. It’s more than a concept. This beast now has legs.
by LCCblazer on Oct 9, 2009 7:44 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
;D
My team went to the playoffs in my first year.
by pxilpooshr on Oct 9, 2009 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That would be AMAZING
If he were to do something like that! Could you imagine him coming on the court on the opening game? People would go crazy……and everyone here would know where he got the idea!
We should send an email or somthing to him asking him to do that!!
by RippppCity on Oct 9, 2009 9:50 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Maybe Greg is too nice to be nasty
Maybe he’d rather win over hearts and minds.
To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead. -- Thomas Paine, US patriot & political philosopher (1737 - 1809)
by Love on Oct 9, 2009 11:25 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
ya... but this would be the most dominate force to ever live.
by blazeraider on Oct 9, 2009 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And in 20 years we would have this pic...
"OK, it's going to rain tomorrow. And there is going to be a Greenpeace meeting and hippies are going to be protesting" ~ The Buffet of Goodness on Portland
by Blazer on Oct 9, 2009 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No need to change anything but the rings
Disclaimer: everything I know about basketball I learned on Blazersedge.
by pualo on Oct 9, 2009 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
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