Preseason Gameday Open Thread -- Kings (second half)
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Dave left me turned on from the earlier front page articles. Hopefully he won't conduct a gonadotomy on me...
"A bizarre and extremely rare hybrid Blazer/Laker fan, Timbo has always struggled to contain the Beast Within, like Dr. Jekyll, Bruce Banner, or Ted Kennedy." — Miled Animal
I don't have the internet Sawzall, just the electric hammer.
"A bizarre and extremely rare hybrid Blazer/Laker fan, Timbo has always struggled to contain the Beast Within, like Dr. Jekyll, Bruce Banner, or Ted Kennedy." — Miled Animal
It's nice to have a place to stuff with my thoughts, comments, inane observations and Civil War jokes.
Yes! Yes! In the face!
I'd like to hear a joke
"We have found out that you can just, you know, buy psychological validation, so..." -Nathan Explosion
by randommanthefirst on Oct 7, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
A soldier, who was habitually drunk, publicly announced to all the men in his company and surrounding companies that he was swearing off drinking and that all the other soldiers should give up this foul habit also. The other soldiers would tease him to fall off the wagon by giving him whiskey and get him drunk. Every morning he would be back preaching about the sins of alcohol. One day his tent mate told him he ought to give up preaching about the evils of the jug as he always ends up drunk. With a twinkle in his blood shot eyes he said " what, and give up all that free whiskey?"
Yes! Yes! In the face!
by LeafHawk on Oct 7, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Har Har
"We have found out that you can just, you know, buy psychological validation, so..." -Nathan Explosion
by randommanthefirst on Oct 7, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Is Robert E. Lee going to have to choke a harlot?
"We have found out that you can just, you know, buy psychological validation, so..." -Nathan Explosion
by randommanthefirst on Oct 7, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Good One!
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So how bad are these foul calls?
As in, are they really not fouls, or are they simply fouls that the regular refs had stopped calling and therefore were generally accepted to not be fouls, regardless of the rule book?
May be a useless question since nobody can see this game…
What nobody here has mentioned the fouls?????
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I don't think this guy balls

Has the season started yet?
by SabasforThree on Oct 7, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Dude, no pictures allowed in game threads
Seriously, it’s a site rule because game threads get slow on their own.
my bad, I wont do it again, next time I'll just leave a link
Has the season started yet?
by SabasforThree on Oct 7, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
timbo FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The concussion must have jarred him into "Destroy All Opposition Terminator Mode!" - BlazersOrBust
Yikes, 15 turnovers.
Nate is pizzed.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
Why did we start another thread?
"Everyone knows who you are; but only your friends know why."
- Rich Amato
Standard protocol
Has the season started yet?
by SabasforThree on Oct 7, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions
The other one was getting slow.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
Kings start half on 9-2 run
Evans-Martin = best backcourt in the NBA
(when they play against Portland, that is)
When reached 39 years of following Portland basketball you have, be as passionate of the Trail Blazers you will not!
2nd half feed?
Blazers: RUN away with the title!
KP: Please don't trade the next decade's Scottie Pippen (Batum), Spanish Larry Bird (Rudy), Bill Russell (GO) or Captain BRoy - at least until they 3-peat..
If Blaze the Trail Cat comes anywhere near my birthday, I'm calling the police.
Yes! Yes! In the face!
call the vet
nothing that a good spa wouldn’t cure
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Bah, i was going to boycot this thread
but since it’s main page, it must be legit :(
Kobe is my profile pic because of this beatdown I received.
Blake > Andre
Oh, boy
"We have found out that you can just, you know, buy psychological validation, so..." -Nathan Explosion
by randommanthefirst on Oct 7, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Webslinger!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The concussion must have jarred him into "Destroy All Opposition Terminator Mode!" - BlazersOrBust
I wonder if the refs would notice
If we put Jarron Collins in a different jersey, could we say it is his twin brother and get him an extra 6 fouls for the second half?
It is not a foul......they wont notice...
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Wheels questioning the score. They correct it.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
The gravitons are strong with that one.
"We have found out that you can just, you know, buy psychological validation, so..." -Nathan Explosion
by randommanthefirst on Oct 7, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm not bored.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
I don't get bored.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
I always find something to do.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
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………………………….or someone GIGGLEGIGGELGIGGLEGIGGLE
by Mortimer on Oct 7, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Don't reveal my secrets!
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
Stupid call agaist LMA
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ODEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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OMGOSH ODEN
DID YOU GUYS SEE THAT
Kobe is my profile pic because of this beatdown I received.
Blake > Andre
by prezofdeath on Oct 7, 2009 8:47 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Yeah I saw that too.
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Then again the Kings have no clothes.......
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Hee Hee Hee
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! rec !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
Double double GO
"Either way we have two phenomenal units. I'm excited to play with either one." - Martell Webster
Oden
beasting again!!!! 16 and now.
someone stop martin
No problem.
I will pretend excited hamsters are scurrying across your keyboard.
"We have found out that you can just, you know, buy psychological validation, so..." -Nathan Explosion
by randommanthefirst on Oct 7, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
which channel, please?
"its tough to play with one eye, unless you're a pirate." Delonte West
"una canasta a Pau en la cara" Rudy
by Honka Playboy on Oct 7, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
It felt like the regular season with that slam of 20 posts in one second
When Oden stole and slammed it.
my screen lit up
I have no idea what is happening
"its tough to play with one eye, unless you're a pirate." Delonte West
"una canasta a Pau en la cara" Rudy
by Honka Playboy on Oct 7, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Batum, Oden, Roy, Aldridge, Travis?
Has the season started yet?
by SabasforThree on Oct 7, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Oden 16 and 10 rebs in 19 minutes
Not up to Blair’s game the other night. Fire KP.
Has the season started yet?
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.
Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, “Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I’ll buy you another drink. I just can’t stand to see a man cry.”
“No, it’s not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away.”
“I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison.”
hahaha
"We have found out that you can just, you know, buy psychological validation, so..." -Nathan Explosion
by randommanthefirst on Oct 7, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought we were only doing Civil Wat jokes?
"its tough to play with one eye, unless you're a pirate." Delonte West
"una canasta a Pau en la cara" Rudy
by Honka Playboy on Oct 7, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Civil WAT!?
"We have found out that you can just, you know, buy psychological validation, so..." -Nathan Explosion
by randommanthefirst on Oct 7, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
exactly - its a genre
"its tough to play with one eye, unless you're a pirate." Delonte West
"una canasta a Pau en la cara" Rudy
by Honka Playboy on Oct 7, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
now it makes sense
"its tough to play with one eye, unless you're a pirate." Delonte West
"una canasta a Pau en la cara" Rudy
by Honka Playboy on Oct 7, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah
Someone really drank Nad’s poinson. He was pissed.
"We have found out that you can just, you know, buy psychological validation, so..." -Nathan Explosion
by randommanthefirst on Oct 7, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
You Steve Black???
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Oops... blew my joke
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24 fouls each team
"Either way we have two phenomenal units. I'm excited to play with either one." - Martell Webster
So there's RAMBO, BORAT, how about TRAMP?
Travis, Roy, Aldridge, Miller, Przybilla
Blazer acronyms are fun
Has the season started yet?
GO
has 5 of our 8 (uggh) offensive boards
"travis just took the worst shot attempt i have ever seen [...] let me pause to explain this [...] travis pump fakes and dribbles to his left, gets in traffic left hand finger rolls the ball backwards over his own head, from like 14 feet out"--Ben in pre-season game 1 vs. SacKings
But they have 6
"Either way we have two phenomenal units. I'm excited to play with either one." - Martell Webster
Darn Brockman...
The Kings have the best bench I’ve seen. There are easily 14 guys on this team good enough for every bench in the league. Now if we could only get some starters, I’d totally jizz in my pants.
Kings fan
everyone was takin before Blair
including the Blazers
except for
the Spurs
When reached 39 years of following Portland basketball you have, be as passionate of the Trail Blazers you will not!
Joel Freeland's 30 pts last night made me feel better after I saw the Blair debacle...
Dude will be 24 next year, with pro experience, KP has gotta get that dude over here
just shoot down low and go to the foul line all night
with these refs
How did Aldridge get so cold from yesterday
The Kings have the best bench I’ve seen. There are easily 14 guys on this team good enough for every bench in the league. Now if we could only get some starters, I’d totally jizz in my pants.
Kings fan
Miller!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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nicely done howard and miller!!
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
I really dontl like Kevin Martin
The Kings have the best bench I’ve seen. There are easily 14 guys on this team good enough for every bench in the league. Now if we could only get some starters, I’d totally jizz in my pants.
Kings fan
facially, Kevin is a cross between
Kuzco, from the Emperor’s new groove
and
The Wicked Witch of the West
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Wow
Martin laying on the 3s
"We have found out that you can just, you know, buy psychological validation, so..." -Nathan Explosion
by randommanthefirst on Oct 7, 2009 8:56 PM PDT reply actions
Rex!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Ife Oden aint coming back in, Im outta here...
The Kings have the best bench I’ve seen. There are easily 14 guys on this team good enough for every bench in the league. Now if we could only get some starters, I’d totally jizz in my pants.
Kings fan
So a two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff...
"We have found out that you can just, you know, buy psychological validation, so..." -Nathan Explosion
by randommanthefirst on Oct 7, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Miller!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The concussion must have jarred him into "Destroy All Opposition Terminator Mode!" - BlazersOrBust
Bad Refs? Of course I'm not watching these games
but could it be the replacement refs are calling these games more like many have wished for them to be called in the past, i.e., limiting numerous illegal picks, too physical play, constant travels, star treatment etc?
If we go into the regular season with these officials and they continue with increased foul calling, wouldn’t this favor a very deep Blazer team?
(Sorry if you’ve seen this twice, but I posted it at the very end of the last thread before I’d realized everyone had vamoosed from that thread.)
Brandon Roy just destroyed everything in his path. There's your rational analysis -- Dave
Also: COMCAST SUCKS!
It could be
There’s lots of “normal” fouls that don’t get called every play.
Hard to find that balance.
I noted something similar near the top
I’d really like to see a game or two just to see if the refs are simply calling fouls that are supposed to be called.
preseason is like summer games
even the regular refs would always go overboard with the calls.
Its impossible to judge them right now considering the players have been off for months.
And it's where one game +/- suffers
He’s the only one doing anything for them.
BUT, he doesn’t defend, so his season long plus minus ain’t likely good either…
Random comment
Loving Oden’s free throw shooting.. I know about small sample sizes, but the fact that he’s shooting like a guard has to count for something.
At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy asking
what time the bar opens. “It opens at noon,” answers the clerk.
About an hour later he gets a call from the same guy, sounding even=
drunker. “What time does the bar open?” he asks.
“Same time as before… Noon,” replies the clerk.
Another hour passes and he calls again, plastered.
“Whatjoo shay the bar opins at?”
The clerk then answers, “It opens at noon, but if you can’t wait, I
can have room service send something up to you.”
“No… I don’t wanna git in… Ah wanna git OUT!!!”
Nice
"We have found out that you can just, you know, buy psychological validation, so..." -Nathan Explosion
by randommanthefirst on Oct 7, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Requesting
More play by play please.
Somebody fly Ben to Sacro.
Can’t listen at work.
"Is it always like this?" Collins said after the scrimmage. "It was like the first game of the NBA playoffs or something."
by Y5k on Oct 7, 2009 9:00 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
REX JAMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The concussion must have jarred him into "Destroy All Opposition Terminator Mode!" - BlazersOrBust
I wonder what players do with it after they take it?
"We have found out that you can just, you know, buy psychological validation, so..." -Nathan Explosion
by randommanthefirst on Oct 7, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions
ick
"We have found out that you can just, you know, buy psychological validation, so..." -Nathan Explosion
by randommanthefirst on Oct 7, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Doing your best impression of Ben?
Liveblogging and ducking t-shirts?
"travis just took the worst shot attempt i have ever seen [...] let me pause to explain this [...] travis pump fakes and dribbles to his left, gets in traffic left hand finger rolls the ball backwards over his own head, from like 14 feet out"--Ben in pre-season game 1 vs. SacKings
Howard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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wait...
so is there an online radio to listen?
thanks!
"its tough to play with one eye, unless you're a pirate." Delonte West
"una canasta a Pau en la cara" Rudy
by Honka Playboy on Oct 7, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions
yes please
"its tough to play with one eye, unless you're a pirate." Delonte West
"una canasta a Pau en la cara" Rudy
by Honka Playboy on Oct 7, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
How about those veterans
"Either way we have two phenomenal units. I'm excited to play with either one." - Martell Webster
Sorry to ask - link to stream?
"its tough to play with one eye, unless you're a pirate." Delonte West
"una canasta a Pau en la cara" Rudy
Jared fouls out
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A young, freshly minted lieutenant was sent to Bosnia as part
of the peace keeping mission. During a briefing on land mines,
the captain asked for questions.
Our intrepid solder raised his hand and asked, “If we do happen
to step on a mine, Sir, what do we do?”
“Normal procedure, Lieutenant, is to jump 200 feet in the air
and scatter oneself over a wide area.”
I thought 4
boxscores are saying 3
I wish I spent more time playing catch with you and less time training my body and mind to kill you...
I think he had 3 at the half
And then the 4th was when he rebounded the ball, Kenny Thomas was holding him, and they called the foul on Oden
Aaccording to wheels.
That’d be a good sitcom… ACCORDING TO WHEELS.
A magician worked on a cruise ship. The audience was different each week so the magician did the same tricks over and over again. There was only one problem: The captain’s parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the magician did every trick.
Once he understood, he started shouting in the middle of the show, “Look, it’s not the same hat!” or, “Look, he’s hiding the flowers under the table!” or “Hey, why are all the cards the ace of spades?”
The magician was furious but couldn’t do anything. It was, after all, the captain’s parrot. Then one stormy night on the Pacific, the ship unfortunately sank, drowning almost all who were on board.
The magician luckily found himself on a piece of wood floating in the middle of the sea, as fate would have it … with the parrot. They stared at each other with bitter hatred, but did not utter a word.
This went on for a day… and then 2 days … and then 3 days.
Finally on the 4th day, the parrot could not hold back any longer and said…
“OK, I give up. Where’s the damn ship?”
"We have found out that you can just, you know, buy psychological validation, so..." -Nathan Explosion
by randommanthefirst on Oct 7, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions
Me neither
Is 1970 some obscure PDX history reference?
by LMA on Oct 7, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
The Lakers are blowing out the Warriors 95-70 and I am back.
"A bizarre and extremely rare hybrid Blazer/Laker fan, Timbo has always struggled to contain the Beast Within, like Dr. Jekyll, Bruce Banner, or Ted Kennedy." — Miled Animal
Nate didn't mention Trout wouldn't be playing? Speculation???
by BlazerFanSince1970 on Oct 7, 2009 9:09 PM PDT reply actions
Just trying to view some other players probably
Travis has probably shown in camp that he’s a known quantity.
Nate announced before game that Joel, Rudy, and Batum wouldn't play. No mention of Trout.
by BlazerFanSince1970 on Oct 7, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
not that I heard
check nbarumorsRus.com, maybe there’s something cooking
Here’s a quick joke
Some scholars say that Isaac was 12 years old when Father Abraham took him up on the mountain to make the offering. Others say he could have been as old as 20. But everyone agrees that the youth couldn’t have been in-between those ages, because that would’ve made him a teenager
And offering him up wouldn’t have been a "sacrifice’
When reached 39 years of following Portland basketball you have, be as passionate of the Trail Blazers you will not!
This one isn't as good as Randomman's, but it's good.
The phone rings at FBI headquarters. “Hello?”
“I’m calling to report my neighbor.
He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood.”
“Thank you very much for the call, sir.”
The next day, FBI agents descend on the neighbor’s house.
They search the shed where the firewood is kept.
Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana.
They swear at the neighbors and leave.
The phone rings at the neighbors house.
Hey, Adrian, did the FBI come?"
“Yep.”
“Did they chop your firewood?”
“Yep.”
“Great, now it’s your turn to call. I need my garden plowed.”
Hi, my name is Connor. Except over on ATQ where I am known as, "JConnor."
haha
"travis just took the worst shot attempt i have ever seen [...] let me pause to explain this [...] travis pump fakes and dribbles to his left, gets in traffic left hand finger rolls the ball backwards over his own head, from like 14 feet out"--Ben in pre-season game 1 vs. SacKings
Ha
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by randommanthefirst on Oct 7, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Love It!
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4 Blazers in double figures
Howard, Bayless, Roy and Oden
… will we have a 5th and, if so, who will it be?
quid Latine dictum sit, altum viditur
What's Ime at?
"A bizarre and extremely rare hybrid Blazer/Laker fan, Timbo has always struggled to contain the Beast Within, like Dr. Jekyll, Bruce Banner, or Ted Kennedy." — Miled Animal
Player Pos Min FGM-FGA FTM-FTA 3M-3A +/- OR Reb A Blk Stl TO PF Pts
L. Aldridge F 24:00 1-5 1-2 0-0 +2 3 3 0 0 1 4 3 3
M. Webster F 19:02 2-4 0-0 0-1 -1 0 3 0 0 1 1 2 4
G. Oden C 18:27 5-7 6-7 0-0 +2 5 10 0 0 0 2 3 16
B. Roy G 23:50 3-7 6-7 1-1 +6 0 1 5 0 1 1 2 13
S. Blake G 22:51 2-4 0-0 2-3 +6 0 3 2 0 0 4 2 6
I. Udoka 21:44 1-6 0-0 0-2 +11 1 5 1 0 2 1 1 2
J. Howard 20:57 6-7 0-0 0-0 +14 0 2 2 0 0 1 4 12
J. Bayless 16:47 4-7 3-3 0-2 +2 0 1 0 0 1 1 2 11
A. Miller 16:26 3-5 2-2 0-1 +2 0 2 2 0 0 2 1 8
J. Collins 9:59 0-0 5-6 0-0 +2 0 1 1 0 0 1 6 5
D. Cunningham 5:42 0-2 0-0 0-0 -6 1 1 0 0 0 1 3 0
quid Latine dictum sit, altum viditur
I dare say we have our back up Power Forward established...
Juwan Howard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The concussion must have jarred him into "Destroy All Opposition Terminator Mode!" - BlazersOrBust
Oden coming back in.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
These refs
Need to swallow their whistles
"travis just took the worst shot attempt i have ever seen [...] let me pause to explain this [...] travis pump fakes and dribbles to his left, gets in traffic left hand finger rolls the ball backwards over his own head, from like 14 feet out"--Ben in pre-season game 1 vs. SacKings
wow, Howard 7 of 8
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
ITS MILLER TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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LMA Rocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I <3 LMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LMA - Putting the POWER in POWER FORWARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The concussion must have jarred him into "Destroy All Opposition Terminator Mode!" - BlazersOrBust
God I love the Wheels calls
When the other team has to call a timeout when they are in trouble.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
"Paul Westphal is bewildered, befuddled, and bemused!!!" --Wheels
"A bizarre and extremely rare hybrid Blazer/Laker fan, Timbo has always struggled to contain the Beast Within, like Dr. Jekyll, Bruce Banner, or Ted Kennedy." — Miled Animal
No sir, you did not! NERK NERK!
"A bizarre and extremely rare hybrid Blazer/Laker fan, Timbo has always struggled to contain the Beast Within, like Dr. Jekyll, Bruce Banner, or Ted Kennedy." — Miled Animal
That's the quote...
I could only remember 2 of 3….go Andre!
"travis just took the worst shot attempt i have ever seen [...] let me pause to explain this [...] travis pump fakes and dribbles to his left, gets in traffic left hand finger rolls the ball backwards over his own head, from like 14 feet out"--Ben in pre-season game 1 vs. SacKings
not for me
"its tough to play with one eye, unless you're a pirate." Delonte West
"una canasta a Pau en la cara" Rudy
by Honka Playboy on Oct 7, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
CMON ODEN!
LETS SEE 20/10!
The Kings have the best bench I’ve seen. There are easily 14 guys on this team good enough for every bench in the league. Now if we could only get some starters, I’d totally jizz in my pants.
Kings fan
looks like we got another all star bidder:
Ladies and Gents, I present….
JUWAN HOWARD!
"B-Roy is the best shooting guard I have played against"
-Ron Artest
Definately not a "wasted signing" or "worthless"
"Either way we have two phenomenal units. I'm excited to play with either one." - Martell Webster
White team beating down the Sac starters
"Either way we have two phenomenal units. I'm excited to play with either one." - Martell Webster
Howard and Miller put on a clinic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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LMA Rocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I <3 LMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LMA - Putting the POWER in POWER FORWARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The concussion must have jarred him into "Destroy All Opposition Terminator Mode!" - BlazersOrBust
Holy crap
Jarren Collins fouled out?!
The Kings have the best bench I’ve seen. There are easily 14 guys on this team good enough for every bench in the league. Now if we could only get some starters, I’d totally jizz in my pants.
Kings fan
I'm surprised no one else has with the # of fouls called
"travis just took the worst shot attempt i have ever seen [...] let me pause to explain this [...] travis pump fakes and dribbles to his left, gets in traffic left hand finger rolls the ball backwards over his own head, from like 14 feet out"--Ben in pre-season game 1 vs. SacKings
Is Miller our best player on the break?
It sure sounds like it.
GIVE ME A LINK OR IM GOING TO BED
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
Nighty night.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
haha both of you are jerks
:)
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
Wake up.
"A bizarre and extremely rare hybrid Blazer/Laker fan, Timbo has always struggled to contain the Beast Within, like Dr. Jekyll, Bruce Banner, or Ted Kennedy." — Miled Animal
works 60% of the time, every time
thank you sir
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
OH!!! i get it!!
RAMBO!!!
ROY
ALDRIDGE
MARTELL
BATUM
ODEN
VERY CLEVER!!!
Roy, Aldridge, Marty, Bayless, and Outlaw???
"A bizarre and extremely rare hybrid Blazer/Laker fan, Timbo has always struggled to contain the Beast Within, like Dr. Jekyll, Bruce Banner, or Ted Kennedy." — Miled Animal
We should send an I'm sorry card
Has the season started yet?
by SabasforThree on Oct 7, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Only worry these first two games
Poor 3-point shooting. But I’m not that worried, no Rudy tonight.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Delay of Game Warning on Sacramento
Hi, my name is Connor. Except over on ATQ where I am known as, "JConnor."
A man wakes up in the night to a startling noise. He looks out the window to see 4 people breaking into and stealing from his shed. He calls the police and tells them about how it is being burgled. The operator responds that they’ll come as soon as they can, but all cars are currently busy and on patrol and may not be there for at least an hour. The man replies, “Alright” and hangs up.
Later he calls the police back and says, “You don’t have to sent the cops because I shot all the guys in my shed.”
Within 5 minutes, a swarm of police cars and a helicopter are at the man’s house and they find the men stealing from the home owner’s shed alive and arrest them.
The police officer in charge says, “I thought said you shot them all.”
The home owner says, “I though you said you were busy.”
"We have found out that you can just, you know, buy psychological validation, so..." -Nathan Explosion
by randommanthefirst on Oct 7, 2009 9:16 PM PDT reply actions
Funny joke and true too
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The concussion must have jarred him into "Destroy All Opposition Terminator Mode!" - BlazersOrBust
and then the police cite him
(and charge him for the helicopter pilot’s overtime, plus ’copter gas and maintenance)
for filing a false report, and the cost of the fine was worth twice as much as the contents of the shed
When reached 39 years of following Portland basketball you have, be as passionate of the Trail Blazers you will not!
It's the principle of the thing. :)
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
Much like some of the Blazers
They’re playing different players on different days to get a good look at them.
suckyitis
"We have found out that you can just, you know, buy psychological validation, so..." -Nathan Explosion
by randommanthefirst on Oct 7, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Westphal is being a whiny little jackass
Really….
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Calling an extra timeout
When Thomson fouled out to scream at the ref.
ITS A PRESEASON GAME DUDE!
Wheels says “Okay Paul, have it your way (sigh.”
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
He's a their new coach after all
He’s gotta treat this more real to earn/take their respect and establish a tone.
Its not like he has no rep.
He’s one of the most inventive coaches in basketball history.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
preseason game
I know the Kings need a win, but really!
"travis just took the worst shot attempt i have ever seen [...] let me pause to explain this [...] travis pump fakes and dribbles to his left, gets in traffic left hand finger rolls the ball backwards over his own head, from like 14 feet out"--Ben in pre-season game 1 vs. SacKings
I hope its not a trade.
I still like Trout.
The Kings have the best bench I’ve seen. There are easily 14 guys on this team good enough for every bench in the league. Now if we could only get some starters, I’d totally jizz in my pants.
Kings fan
whoops
response to the guy below me
The Kings have the best bench I’ve seen. There are easily 14 guys on this team good enough for every bench in the league. Now if we could only get some starters, I’d totally jizz in my pants.
Kings fan
90-0 counting preseason
lol
"travis just took the worst shot attempt i have ever seen [...] let me pause to explain this [...] travis pump fakes and dribbles to his left, gets in traffic left hand finger rolls the ball backwards over his own head, from like 14 feet out"--Ben in pre-season game 1 vs. SacKings
Here's a pretty good one.
Two ninety year old men, Joe and Sam, have been friends all their lives. It seems that Sam is dying, and Joe comes to visit him every day.
“Sam,” says Joe, “You know how we have both loved baseball all our lives, and how we played minor league ball together for so many years. Sam, you have to do me one favor. When you get to Heaven, and I know you will go to Heaven, somehow you’ve got to let me know if there’s baseball in Heaven.”
Sam looks up at Joe from his death bed, and says, “Joe, you’ve been my best friend many years. If it is at all possible, I’ll do this favor for you.” And shortly after that, Sam passes on.
It is midnight a couple of nights later. Joe is sound asleep when he is awakened by a blinding flash of white light and a voice calls out to him, “Joe…. Joe….”
“Who is it?” says Joe sitting up suddenly. “Who is it?”
“Joe, it’s me, Sam.”
“Come on. You’re not Sam. Sam just died.”
“I’m telling you,” insists the voice. “It’s me, Sam!”
“Sam? Is that you? Where are you?”
“I’m in heaven,” says Sam, “and I’ve got to tell you, I’ve got really good news and a little bad news.”
“So, tell me the good news first,” says Joe.
“The good news,” says Sam “is that there is baseball in heaven. Better yet, all our old buddies who’ve gone before us are there. Better yet, we’re all young men again. Better yet, it’s always spring time and it never rains or snows. And best of all, we can play baseball all we want, and we never get tired!”
“Really?” says Joe, “That is fantastic, wonderful beyond my wildest dreams!
But, what’s the bad news?”
“You’re pitching next Tuesday.”
Hi, my name is Connor. Except over on ATQ where I am known as, "JConnor."
Take it to the junk drawer please
"Either way we have two phenomenal units. I'm excited to play with either one." - Martell Webster
We've been doing jokes since the thread started
and now you have a problem with it?
"We have found out that you can just, you know, buy psychological validation, so..." -Nathan Explosion
by randommanthefirst on Oct 7, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions
seriously..
i need to get a pocket schedule and start trying to figure out which games i think we’ll actually LOSE??? where can someone pick up a schedule by the way?
SERGIO COMES IN FOR GARBAGE TIME!!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!
"A bizarre and extremely rare hybrid Blazer/Laker fan, Timbo has always struggled to contain the Beast Within, like Dr. Jekyll, Bruce Banner, or Ted Kennedy." — Miled Animal
ODEN JAMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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LMA Rocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I <3 LMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LMA - Putting the POWER in POWER FORWARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The concussion must have jarred him into "Destroy All Opposition Terminator Mode!" - BlazersOrBust
LOVE YOU ODEN
BOOM SHAKA LAKA
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
TO is not getting traded, probably just wants to take a day off
Which he can since we know what he is.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Oden padding his rebounds, secretly tutored by Moses Malone in off season.
by BlazerFanSince1970 on Oct 7, 2009 9:21 PM PDT reply actions
I think Omri Casspi is gonna be a good pro.
"A bizarre and extremely rare hybrid Blazer/Laker fan, Timbo has always struggled to contain the Beast Within, like Dr. Jekyll, Bruce Banner, or Ted Kennedy." — Miled Animal
was it an assist or just a rebound and dunk
Rip City Baby...People have no idea what is coming.
Follow my twitter www.twitter.com/PDXBlazersFTW, @PDXBlazersFTW. Lots of random Blazer Posts from links I find around the blogosphere.
2 rebounds for Oden
Then off then out of bounds, inbounded and jammed.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
I love Miller and Howard
they seem to hear the pleas from last year to throw the ball into oden.
"B-Roy is the best shooting guard I have played against"
-Ron Artest
20 and 12
"B-Roy is the best shooting guard I have played against"
-Ron Artest
MILLER TO ODEN AND JAMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Blazer's Edge Ambassador to The Dream Shake Blog
LMA Rocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I <3 LMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LMA - Putting the POWER in POWER FORWARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The concussion must have jarred him into "Destroy All Opposition Terminator Mode!" - BlazersOrBust
ally oop
"its tough to play with one eye, unless you're a pirate." Delonte West
"una canasta a Pau en la cara" Rudy
Miller to Oden: "BOOM! THAT WAS NAAAAAAAAAAAA-STY!!!"
"A bizarre and extremely rare hybrid Blazer/Laker fan, Timbo has always struggled to contain the Beast Within, like Dr. Jekyll, Bruce Banner, or Ted Kennedy." — Miled Animal
how many blocks does oden have?
"The difference between a democracy and a dictatorship is that in a democracy you vote first and take orders later; in a dictatorship you don't have to waste your time voting"
"I don't like jail, they got the wrong kind of bars in there"
Charles Bukowski
darn
"The difference between a democracy and a dictatorship is that in a democracy you vote first and take orders later; in a dictatorship you don't have to waste your time voting"
"I don't like jail, they got the wrong kind of bars in there"
Charles Bukowski
"Imaging what Miller is going to do when he gets fully in game shape" - Wheels
Disclaimer: everything I know about basketball I learned on Blazersedge.
Sergio shoots a trey. We know what happens.
"A bizarre and extremely rare hybrid Blazer/Laker fan, Timbo has always struggled to contain the Beast Within, like Dr. Jekyll, Bruce Banner, or Ted Kennedy." — Miled Animal
casspi is a real player
"B-Roy is the best shooting guard I have played against"
-Ron Artest
don't - just a lot of Ime
"its tough to play with one eye, unless you're a pirate." Delonte West
"una canasta a Pau en la cara" Rudy
by Honka Playboy on Oct 7, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
ODEN and..... ???
Who else besides Dwight Howard can really stop him at center anymore in the NBA without Yao?
Shaq? Maybe his gut can push him around
Bynum? I think the media makes him way bigger than he really is…
Sac is no measure
"Either way we have two phenomenal units. I'm excited to play with either one." - Martell Webster
If he is in shape and not in foul trouble
He can’t be handled, even with his still extremely raw offensive game.
All a matter of time.
If he plays Sac every game he's in the HoF.
by BlazerFanSince1970 on Oct 7, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah yeah, dont count yer chickens..
and i dont want to, seriously DONT WANT to buy into the hype.. but NONE OF YALL have YET named a center other than Dwight Howard
I think they said he is coming to your birthday party.
Or was that Blaze?
Disclaimer: everything I know about basketball I learned on Blazersedge.
Oden
has great stats this has to be great for his confidence
I hope I can get a bunch of championships, like 15. " - Greg Oden
89-80
"A bizarre and extremely rare hybrid Blazer/Laker fan, Timbo has always struggled to contain the Beast Within, like Dr. Jekyll, Bruce Banner, or Ted Kennedy." — Miled Animal
I want to see the highlights!!!
"The difference between a democracy and a dictatorship is that in a democracy you vote first and take orders later; in a dictatorship you don't have to waste your time voting"
"I don't like jail, they got the wrong kind of bars in there"
Charles Bukowski
89-83. Yikes.
"A bizarre and extremely rare hybrid Blazer/Laker fan, Timbo has always struggled to contain the Beast Within, like Dr. Jekyll, Bruce Banner, or Ted Kennedy." — Miled Animal
nail biter... but then its preseason
"its tough to play with one eye, unless you're a pirate." Delonte West
"una canasta a Pau en la cara" Rudy
by Honka Playboy on Oct 7, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions
With Ime? and Bayless?
"its tough to play with one eye, unless you're a pirate." Delonte West
"una canasta a Pau en la cara" Rudy
by Honka Playboy on Oct 7, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Being reviewed
To see if it was 2 or 3.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
this season
could be so awesome if we continue like this
"travis just took the worst shot attempt i have ever seen [...] let me pause to explain this [...] travis pump fakes and dribbles to his left, gets in traffic left hand finger rolls the ball backwards over his own head, from like 14 feet out"--Ben in pre-season game 1 vs. SacKings
OMG OUTLAW ISNT PLAYIN
I HOPE HES NOT BEING TRADED :(
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
SUPER MEGA TRADE IN THE WORKS/
RUDY BATUM AND OUTLAW FOR LEBRON/CP3?!?!?!!?!?
LET THE TRADE SPECULATORS ROSTERBATE
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
Metahumor time!
How many members of a given demographic group does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A finite number; one to screw in the lightbulb and a larger amount to behave in a manner stereotypical of the group in question.
"We have found out that you can just, you know, buy psychological validation, so..." -Nathan Explosion
by randommanthefirst on Oct 7, 2009 9:27 PM PDT reply actions
can you believe we have played w/o outlaw, batum or przybilla all game?
"B-Roy is the best shooting guard I have played against"
-Ron Artest
Batum isn't Playing?!!!?!?
I hope he’s not being tarded too :(
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
hahahhaahhahaha oh man
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
i hope
he is ’tarded as well
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"No water, just my woman." -Andre Miller
no he's just French ;)
hehe…tarded…
"travis just took the worst shot attempt i have ever seen [...] let me pause to explain this [...] travis pump fakes and dribbles to his left, gets in traffic left hand finger rolls the ball backwards over his own head, from like 14 feet out"--Ben in pre-season game 1 vs. SacKings
yeah i noticed that when i was typing it
but i decided to leave it in for effect
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
Or Rudy.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
oh yea or rudy
"B-Roy is the best shooting guard I have played against"
-Ron Artest
Anybody give a hoot about Turkeyglu anymore - not me. I am so stoked to have Dre.
Cut the check!
by Rick C in Tigard on Oct 7, 2009 9:28 PM PDT reply actions
On cue, he bricks.
"A bizarre and extremely rare hybrid Blazer/Laker fan, Timbo has always struggled to contain the Beast Within, like Dr. Jekyll, Bruce Banner, or Ted Kennedy." — Miled Animal
My stream was fast - I knew about the steal
Cut the check!
by Rick C in Tigard on Oct 7, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions
hells ya
thought about that today and glad he’s buying mink stoles for his b*tch wife with coins that have holes in them
at 70 cents on the dollar +1
Cut the check!
by Rick C in Tigard on Oct 7, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh man
This game is crazy.
"We have found out that you can just, you know, buy psychological validation, so..." -Nathan Explosion
by randommanthefirst on Oct 7, 2009 9:29 PM PDT reply actions
Miller steals!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The concussion must have jarred him into "Destroy All Opposition Terminator Mode!" - BlazersOrBust
Blazers missed and Sacramento ran.
"A bizarre and extremely rare hybrid Blazer/Laker fan, Timbo has always struggled to contain the Beast Within, like Dr. Jekyll, Bruce Banner, or Ted Kennedy." — Miled Animal
Miller picks Sergio.
"A bizarre and extremely rare hybrid Blazer/Laker fan, Timbo has always struggled to contain the Beast Within, like Dr. Jekyll, Bruce Banner, or Ted Kennedy." — Miled Animal
4.3 secs, Sac ball, Blazers up 3
Disclaimer: everything I know about basketball I learned on Blazersedge.
Miller Chokes!
"its tough to play with one eye, unless you're a pirate." Delonte West
"una canasta a Pau en la cara" Rudy
I really don't want overtime in a preseason game
"We have found out that you can just, you know, buy psychological validation, so..." -Nathan Explosion
by randommanthefirst on Oct 7, 2009 9:30 PM PDT reply actions
Miller misses again.
He’s not a shooter.
"A bizarre and extremely rare hybrid Blazer/Laker fan, Timbo has always struggled to contain the Beast Within, like Dr. Jekyll, Bruce Banner, or Ted Kennedy." — Miled Animal
Outlaw...
"its tough to play with one eye, unless you're a pirate." Delonte West
"una canasta a Pau en la cara" Rudy
by Honka Playboy on Oct 7, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
I love shooters
"its tough to play with one eye, unless you're a pirate." Delonte West
"una canasta a Pau en la cara" Rudy
by Honka Playboy on Oct 7, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Miller didn't give it up to Roy. That's the season.
by BlazerFanSince1970 on Oct 7, 2009 9:31 PM PDT reply actions
They're both Selfish!
"its tough to play with one eye, unless you're a pirate." Delonte West
"una canasta a Pau en la cara" Rudy
by Honka Playboy on Oct 7, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Sergio for 3 and makes it anyone?
then trips over Millers foot and breaks his foot
let it be so - no one gets hurt
"its tough to play with one eye, unless you're a pirate." Delonte West
"una canasta a Pau en la cara" Rudy
by Honka Playboy on Oct 7, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
i want my money back
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"No water, just my woman." -Andre Miller
blazers win
Roy, Aldridge, Oden, Rudy, Batum, Outlaw, Webster, Bayless, Blake, Miller, Joel... Holy crap!
I love those words when applied to Sactoe!
"A bizarre and extremely rare hybrid Blazer/Laker fan, Timbo has always struggled to contain the Beast Within, like Dr. Jekyll, Bruce Banner, or Ted Kennedy." — Miled Animal
BLAZERS WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!
Disclaimer: everything I know about basketball I learned on Blazersedge.
Poor Sergio
"We have found out that you can just, you know, buy psychological validation, so..." -Nathan Explosion
by randommanthefirst on Oct 7, 2009 9:32 PM PDT reply actions
BLAZERS WIN!
BLAZERS WIN!
"B-Roy is the best shooting guard I have played against"
-Ron Artest
over
Sergio for the loss
"Either way we have two phenomenal units. I'm excited to play with either one." - Martell Webster
Sergio shoots another trey and -- we do know what happens, do we not?
"A bizarre and extremely rare hybrid Blazer/Laker fan, Timbo has always struggled to contain the Beast Within, like Dr. Jekyll, Bruce Banner, or Ted Kennedy." — Miled Animal
Once again we can say
ITS A GREAT DAY TO BE A BLAZER!
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
NUH UH
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
I FIND THAT HARD TO BELIEVE
IF KOBE WAS OUT, THEN THAT GOES FROM IMPROBABLY TO HIGHLY UNLIKELY. BUT THAT’S ABOUT IT
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
I heard it was 105 and 72
Which is really more like 327 and 144 since everyone knows how much harder it is to be a Laker.
Every day is a great day to BE a Blazer Fan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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LMA Rocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I <3 LMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LMA - Putting the POWER in POWER FORWARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The concussion must have jarred him into "Destroy All Opposition Terminator Mode!" - BlazersOrBust
Dang. Just imagine the jubilation if the Blazers win a regular season game over the Kings this year.
Yes! Yes! In the face!
That would suck if it were this close
But it won’t be.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Or Rudy? Or Joel? Or Batum?
"its tough to play with one eye, unless you're a pirate." Delonte West
"una canasta a Pau en la cara" Rudy
by Honka Playboy on Oct 7, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions
those guys were all announced as "resting" before the game. travis wasn't.
Whatever
thetinfoil@gmail.com
That's just mean, making Sergio take that shot cold from the bench against his former team.
Westphal is a jerk.
Sergio making 3s are random events. They have nothing to do with shooting streaks....
"A bizarre and extremely rare hybrid Blazer/Laker fan, Timbo has always struggled to contain the Beast Within, like Dr. Jekyll, Bruce Banner, or Ted Kennedy." — Miled Animal
Fun, fun, fun stuff - Dre and Oden looks like it is going to work out - WOW!
Cut the check!
by Rick C in Tigard on Oct 7, 2009 9:34 PM PDT reply actions
Blazers were running guys 11, 12, and Not on Team among the 5 on the floor at the finish.
"A bizarre and extremely rare hybrid Blazer/Laker fan, Timbo has always struggled to contain the Beast Within, like Dr. Jekyll, Bruce Banner, or Ted Kennedy." — Miled Animal
to be fair..
Brockman? Noccioni? Sergio?
"its tough to play with one eye, unless you're a pirate." Delonte West
"una canasta a Pau en la cara" Rudy
by Honka Playboy on Oct 7, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Nocioni is a former #1 overall pick.
"A bizarre and extremely rare hybrid Blazer/Laker fan, Timbo has always struggled to contain the Beast Within, like Dr. Jekyll, Bruce Banner, or Ted Kennedy." — Miled Animal
You had me doing research. I meant to say UNDRAFTED, ha ha!!!
"A bizarre and extremely rare hybrid Blazer/Laker fan, Timbo has always struggled to contain the Beast Within, like Dr. Jekyll, Bruce Banner, or Ted Kennedy." — Miled Animal
All those eastern european countries are the same to me.
"A bizarre and extremely rare hybrid Blazer/Laker fan, Timbo has always struggled to contain the Beast Within, like Dr. Jekyll, Bruce Banner, or Ted Kennedy." — Miled Animal
I didn't realize how short Nocioni is...
"A bizarre and extremely rare hybrid Blazer/Laker fan, Timbo has always struggled to contain the Beast Within, like Dr. Jekyll, Bruce Banner, or Ted Kennedy." — Miled Animal
He's an ittle bitty little feller...
"A bizarre and extremely rare hybrid Blazer/Laker fan, Timbo has always struggled to contain the Beast Within, like Dr. Jekyll, Bruce Banner, or Ted Kennedy." — Miled Animal
And Brockman shoulda been a Blazer, dammit!!!
"A bizarre and extremely rare hybrid Blazer/Laker fan, Timbo has always struggled to contain the Beast Within, like Dr. Jekyll, Bruce Banner, or Ted Kennedy." — Miled Animal
Nope, there's absolutely no need for a midget version of Aaron Gray on this team.
I, by the way, would like to keep my mental image of Jon Brockman in purple and gold.
Stupid people have stupid ideas.
Aaron Gray has a career 13.0% ORB%, 20.3% DRB%, and 16.6% TRB%.
On the Chicago Bulls last year, Gray was second to Joakim Noah in ORB%, second to Drew Gooden in DRB%, and second to Noah in TRB%.
Stupid people have stupid ideas.
as a L%ker? SOmeday, I hope
"its tough to play with one eye, unless you're a pirate." Delonte West
"una canasta a Pau en la cara" Rudy
by Honka Playboy on Oct 7, 2009 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah but...
"its tough to play with one eye, unless you're a pirate." Delonte West
"una canasta a Pau en la cara" Rudy
by Honka Playboy on Oct 7, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Can not wait to SEE Oden
Roy, Aldridge, Oden, Rudy, Batum, Outlaw, Webster, Bayless, Blake, Miller, Joel... Holy crap!
Crazy game.
Hope all you guys enjoyed the feed that a couple of us provided.
Great day to be a Blazer fan.
They playing Freebird in the background, very nice.
We're forever indebted.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
Seriously
That was awesome.
"We have found out that you can just, you know, buy psychological validation, so..." -Nathan Explosion
by randommanthefirst on Oct 7, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Thanks friend
"Either way we have two phenomenal units. I'm excited to play with either one." - Martell Webster
Hurray for feed providers. Boo for static.
"A bizarre and extremely rare hybrid Blazer/Laker fan, Timbo has always struggled to contain the Beast Within, like Dr. Jekyll, Bruce Banner, or Ted Kennedy." — Miled Animal
TRADE CUNNINGHAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Stegie33 on Oct 7, 2009 9:35 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
rec
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
The "Trout watch" begins...
http://twitter.com/Travis25Outlaw
When reached 39 years of following Portland basketball you have, be as passionate of the Trail Blazers you will not!
can we finally get down to the big news of this game?
How the heck did J. Collins foul out in under 10 mins!
Ben II Blazersedge.com || New to Blazers' Edge?
thats oden-esque
Roy, Aldridge, Oden, Rudy, Batum, Outlaw, Webster, Bayless, Blake, Miller, Joel... Holy crap!
It's a rite of passage for Blazer rookie bigs
Just ask Greg
by LMA on Oct 7, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
wow
"We have found out that you can just, you know, buy psychological validation, so..." -Nathan Explosion
by randommanthefirst on Oct 7, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
But that is exactly what we need him for....6 more fouls at the center position.
Blazer's Edge Ambassador to The Dream Shake Blog
LMA Rocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I <3 LMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LMA - Putting the POWER in POWER FORWARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The concussion must have jarred him into "Destroy All Opposition Terminator Mode!" - BlazersOrBust
Remember when some random person posted the other day that both Udoka and Collins would make the roster???????
Whatever
thetinfoil@gmail.com
well, if KP traded Travis for a draft choice
it could happen I s’pose, but it’s unlikely
When reached 39 years of following Portland basketball you have, be as passionate of the Trail Blazers you will not!
...damn you
"We have found out that you can just, you know, buy psychological validation, so..." -Nathan Explosion
by randommanthefirst on Oct 7, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't tell me let me guess - Rick Roll
Blazer's Edge Ambassador to The Dream Shake Blog
LMA Rocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I <3 LMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LMA - Putting the POWER in POWER FORWARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The concussion must have jarred him into "Destroy All Opposition Terminator Mode!" - BlazersOrBust
OK you guys...
I’m gonna close my channel so I can listen to some music, unless you guys wanna listen also?
ha.
Good night guys.
thanks!
"its tough to play with one eye, unless you're a pirate." Delonte West
"una canasta a Pau en la cara" Rudy
by Honka Playboy on Oct 7, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Thanks a bunch!
"We have found out that you can just, you know, buy psychological validation, so..." -Nathan Explosion
by randommanthefirst on Oct 7, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Thank you. I like the post game but on the internet it's delay
while they finish up some lame sports talk shoe with a guy called Loony.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
Thank you - appreciated
"Either way we have two phenomenal units. I'm excited to play with either one." - Martell Webster
I know I am not the only one
Second game with Greg playing off the charts is a very good sign. Ya its the Kings, but still he looks gooooood!
Ben II Blazersedge.com || New to Blazers' Edge?
Oden is definitely for realz!!!!!!!
Blazer's Edge Ambassador to The Dream Shake Blog
LMA Rocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I <3 LMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LMA - Putting the POWER in POWER FORWARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The concussion must have jarred him into "Destroy All Opposition Terminator Mode!" - BlazersOrBust
Last few minutes did that
Playing very little D.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
if those highlights....
Had announcers for the video…. how come this wasn’t televised somewhere….
ALL DAY EVERY DAY...
Twilight Zone Boxscore
http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/boxscore?gid=2009100723
Did I miss something? S. Randolph?
A. Miller 24:29 4-8 0-1 2-2 -3 0 2 3 3 1 0 0 2 10
J. Collins 9:59 0-0 0-0 5-6 +2 0 1 1 1 0 0 0 6 5
S. Randolph 8:49 0-2 0-0 2-2 +9 2 6 0 0 0 0 0 1 2
D. Cunningham 6:05 0-2 0-0 0-0 -6 1 1 0 1 0 0 0 3 0
i saw that too lol
Rip City Baby...People have no idea what is coming.
Follow my twitter www.twitter.com/PDXBlazersFTW, @PDXBlazersFTW. Lots of random Blazer Posts from links I find around the blogosphere.
Haha can't stop the Shav.
Even when he isn’t playing, he’s playing.
by resurrect_ha28 on Oct 7, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Just goes to show...
Once a Blazer, always a Blazer
I wish I spent more time playing catch with you and less time training my body and mind to kill you...
by 1badbadger on Oct 7, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
They even have his new team right
If you click on the link, oh well.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Pathetic
Blazer's Edge Ambassador to The Dream Shake Blog
LMA Rocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I <3 LMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LMA - Putting the POWER in POWER FORWARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The concussion must have jarred him into "Destroy All Opposition Terminator Mode!" - BlazersOrBust
Its very real
I want to it from the Yahoo Sports front page.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
SACRAMENTLOL!!
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
by cloudydays on Oct 7, 2009 9:43 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
New Orleans now, I believe
I wish I spent more time playing catch with you and less time training my body and mind to kill you...
Conspiracy theory post on top of fanposts
go check it it’s comedy..
S
The Princess of Blazersedge
It just takes an iron fist to keep the riff raff under control and her princess hand is mad strong- Idoltime
i love conspiracies!
thanks for the heads up
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
oh
oh my.
that’s bad
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
Haha
Shavlik on the box score in the arena.
"We have found out that you can just, you know, buy psychological validation, so..." -Nathan Explosion
by randommanthefirst on Oct 7, 2009 9:45 PM PDT reply actions
he would have hit that shot Miller missed
"its tough to play with one eye, unless you're a pirate." Delonte West
"una canasta a Pau en la cara" Rudy
by Honka Playboy on Oct 7, 2009 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Nothing
It’s like in the Family Guy, when Peter is given the option of taking a NEW BOAT!!! or taking “what’s in the box.” Peter takes the box. “Well Lois, the box, the box could be anything!! It could even be a new boat!!”
Whatever
thetinfoil@gmail.com
1st half highlights
I wish I spent more time playing catch with you and less time training my body and mind to kill you...
that's dirty
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
WHAT DID WE EVER DO TO YOU AND YOUR KIND?
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
hahaha
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
so would this be like a duplex living arrangement?
by the way, MY GRANDMA’S DEAD YOU BIG JERK
/fakes crying to make you feel bad
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
Oh yeah well BOTH of my grandmama's are dead and I've never met my grandpapas
So thanks for reminding me of my grampslessness. Thanks a grip.
I'm an orphan.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
I love you like a Daddy Warbucks.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
by annthefan on Oct 7, 2009 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
haha rec
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
NO PROBLEM LOOSER
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."
Shutting down iphone
"Lighten up, Francis" - Sergeant Hulka
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Oct 7, 2009 9:55 PM PDT reply actions
Thanks, Sexy.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
no worries ann
"Lighten up, Francis" - Sergeant Hulka
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Oct 7, 2009 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions
My #1 win today
Got my 1/4 season weekend package, including the first Laker game, see y’all in section 302!
I’ve decided to go with the Roy jersey btw, over the jersey with my name and favorite Blazer number of all time (22).
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Yeah, I gotta take off too
It’s been fun everyone.
See you all Friday.
"We have found out that you can just, you know, buy psychological validation, so..." -Nathan Explosion
by randommanthefirst on Oct 7, 2009 9:57 PM PDT reply actions
Requesting
More play by play please.
Somebody fly Ben to Sacro.
Can’t listen at work.
"Is it always like this?" Collins said after the scrimmage. "It was like the first game of the NBA playoffs or something."
by Y5k on Oct 7, 2009 10:01 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Game over!
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
We won!
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
Gregory 20-12
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
Was at work
I couldn’t follow much. Dang. I wish I could WATCH these games…
Andre to Roy alley oops = 24-7 = All day every day
So maybe Juwan Howard IS better than Channing Frye
I didn’t think he would be but his heady plan appears to be.
My gut says he will be more valuable than Blair through season end
"Either way we have two phenomenal units. I'm excited to play with either one." - Martell Webster
Well he's a better passer than I knew
And I’m sure he’s a better passer than Blair, and his veteran headiness was underrated by me thus far as well.
I thought he’d just be a guy who didn’t mess up much. He’s doing decent things out there for his age, and reportedly giving everyone good advice and crap.
Not bad!






















