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B-Roy got PAID!!!

by j-blaze on Oct 7, 2009 8:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Beavis!

"A bizarre and extremely rare hybrid Blazer/Laker fan, Timbo has always struggled to contain the Beast Within, like Dr. Jekyll, Bruce Banner, or Ted Kennedy." — Miled Animal

by timbo on Oct 7, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dave left me turned on from the earlier front page articles. Hopefully he won't conduct a gonadotomy on me...

"A bizarre and extremely rare hybrid Blazer/Laker fan, Timbo has always struggled to contain the Beast Within, like Dr. Jekyll, Bruce Banner, or Ted Kennedy." — Miled Animal

by timbo on Oct 7, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't have the internet Sawzall, just the electric hammer.

"A bizarre and extremely rare hybrid Blazer/Laker fan, Timbo has always struggled to contain the Beast Within, like Dr. Jekyll, Bruce Banner, or Ted Kennedy." — Miled Animal

by timbo on Oct 7, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'd like to hear a joke

"We have found out that you can just, you know, buy psychological validation, so..." -Nathan Explosion

by randommanthefirst on Oct 7, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

A soldier, who was habitually drunk, publicly announced to all the men in his company and surrounding companies that he was swearing off drinking and that all the other soldiers should give up this foul habit also. The other soldiers would tease him to fall off the wagon by giving him whiskey and get him drunk. Every morning he would be back preaching about the sins of alcohol. One day his tent mate told him he ought to give up preaching about the evils of the jug as he always ends up drunk. With a twinkle in his blood shot eyes he said " what, and give up all that free whiskey?"

Yes! Yes! In the face!

by LeafHawk on Oct 7, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Har Har

"We have found out that you can just, you know, buy psychological validation, so..." -Nathan Explosion

by randommanthefirst on Oct 7, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is Robert E. Lee going to have to choke a harlot?

"We have found out that you can just, you know, buy psychological validation, so..." -Nathan Explosion

by randommanthefirst on Oct 7, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good One!

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by LaMarvelous on Oct 7, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well I never.

That guy is a scampster!

by Mortimer on Oct 7, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So how bad are these foul calls?

As in, are they really not fouls, or are they simply fouls that the regular refs had stopped calling and therefore were generally accepted to not be fouls, regardless of the rule book?

May be a useless question since nobody can see this game…

by Timmay! on Oct 7, 2009 8:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Lot's of fouls

B-Roy got PAID!!!

by j-blaze on Oct 7, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What nobody here has mentioned the fouls?????

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by LaMarvelous on Oct 7, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

timbo FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by LaMarvelous on Oct 7, 2009 8:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yikes, 15 turnovers.

Nate is pizzed.

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Oct 7, 2009 8:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

bring back sergio

Kobe is my profile pic because of this beatdown I received.
Blake > Andre

by prezofdeath on Oct 7, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why did we start another thread?

"Everyone knows who you are; but only your friends know why."
- Rich Amato

by CoRBBall on Oct 7, 2009 8:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Standard protocol

Has the season started yet?

by SabasforThree on Oct 7, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The other one was getting slow.

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Oct 7, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kings start half on 9-2 run

Evans-Martin = best backcourt in the NBA

(when they play against Portland, that is)

When reached 39 years of following Portland basketball you have, be as passionate of the Trail Blazers you will not!

by two4larue on Oct 7, 2009 8:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

2nd half feed?

Blazers: RUN away with the title!

KP: Please don't trade the next decade's Scottie Pippen (Batum), Spanish Larry Bird (Rudy), Bill Russell (GO) or Captain BRoy - at least until they 3-peat..

by Visionary2 on Oct 7, 2009 8:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

call the vet

nothing that a good spa wouldn’t cure

When reached 39 years of following Portland basketball you have, be as passionate of the Trail Blazers you will not!

by two4larue on Oct 7, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bah, i was going to boycot this thread

but since it’s main page, it must be legit :(

Kobe is my profile pic because of this beatdown I received.
Blake > Andre

by prezofdeath on Oct 7, 2009 8:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Webster scores

Has the season started yet?

by SabasforThree on Oct 7, 2009 8:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Webslinger!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by LaMarvelous on Oct 7, 2009 8:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I wonder if the refs would notice

If we put Jarron Collins in a different jersey, could we say it is his twin brother and get him an extra 6 fouls for the second half?

by SalemORguy on Oct 7, 2009 8:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It is not a foul......they wont notice...

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by LaMarvelous on Oct 7, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

OOOOOdennnnn

quid Latine dictum sit, altum viditur

by dvcastle on Oct 7, 2009 8:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Roy to Oden dunk

Has the season started yet?

by SabasforThree on Oct 7, 2009 8:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

beautiful!!!!

Roy to Oden..dunk and one

by JasonT on Oct 7, 2009 8:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wheels questioning the score. They correct it.

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Oct 7, 2009 8:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wheels has pull.....

………………………gravitational. (Is that better, Timbo?)

Yes! Yes! In the face!

by LeafHawk on Oct 7, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The gravitons are strong with that one.

"We have found out that you can just, you know, buy psychological validation, so..." -Nathan Explosion

by randommanthefirst on Oct 7, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm not bored.

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Oct 7, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Me neither.

I wasn’t bored when I had no radio even.

But I am a nerd.

by Mortimer on Oct 7, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't get bored.

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Oct 7, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ya know what, me neither

I remember being bored as a kid but not since then.

by Mortimer on Oct 7, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I always find something to do.

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Oct 7, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

................

………………….
…………………
………………………….
………….
………………….
………………………….or someone GIGGLEGIGGELGIGGLEGIGGLE

by Mortimer on Oct 7, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Don't reveal my secrets!

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Oct 7, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

rec

Kobe is my profile pic because of this beatdown I received.
Blake > Andre

by prezofdeath on Oct 7, 2009 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ditto

I haven’t heard or seen one second of basketball yet, other than the recap highlights. But here I am anyway..

by Timmay! on Oct 7, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, I'm just happy Blazer basketball is back!

This summer was a killer.

B-Roy got PAID!!!

by j-blaze on Oct 7, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This isn't LaMarcus' game

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by dvcastle on Oct 7, 2009 8:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Stupid call agaist LMA

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by LaMarvelous on Oct 7, 2009 8:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

OOOOOdennnnn

quid Latine dictum sit, altum viditur

by dvcastle on Oct 7, 2009 8:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ODEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by LaMarvelous on Oct 7, 2009 8:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

OMGOSH ODEN

DID YOU GUYS SEE THAT

Kobe is my profile pic because of this beatdown I received.
Blake > Andre

by prezofdeath on Oct 7, 2009 8:47 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Yeah I saw that too.

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by LaMarvelous on Oct 7, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Then again the Kings have no clothes.......

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by LaMarvelous on Oct 7, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hee Hee Hee

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by LaMarvelous on Oct 7, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lies!

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Oct 7, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! rec !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C

by idoltime on Oct 7, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Double double GO

"Either way we have two phenomenal units. I'm excited to play with either one." - Martell Webster

by lee3022 on Oct 7, 2009 8:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Double Double

The young know the rules.
The old know the exceptions.

by blazerfrog on Oct 7, 2009 8:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oden

beasting again!!!! 16 and now.

someone stop martin

by JasonT on Oct 7, 2009 8:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Anyone on my channel

Need to type for a couple of minutes, sorry for the tapping noise.

by brioe162 on Oct 7, 2009 8:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm on it!

quid Latine dictum sit, altum viditur

by dvcastle on Oct 7, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No problem.

I will pretend excited hamsters are scurrying across your keyboard.

"We have found out that you can just, you know, buy psychological validation, so..." -Nathan Explosion

by randommanthefirst on Oct 7, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

which channel, please?

"its tough to play with one eye, unless you're a pirate." Delonte West
"una canasta a Pau en la cara" Rudy

by Honka Playboy on Oct 7, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

my screen lit up

I have no idea what is happening

"its tough to play with one eye, unless you're a pirate." Delonte West
"una canasta a Pau en la cara" Rudy

by Honka Playboy on Oct 7, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oden 16 and 10 rebs in 19 minutes

Not up to Blair’s game the other night. Fire KP.

Has the season started yet?

by SabasforThree on Oct 7, 2009 8:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.

Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, “Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I’ll buy you another drink. I just can’t stand to see a man cry.”

“No, it’s not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away.”

“I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison.”

by Nad on Oct 7, 2009 8:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

hahaha

"We have found out that you can just, you know, buy psychological validation, so..." -Nathan Explosion

by randommanthefirst on Oct 7, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I thought we were only doing Civil Wat jokes?

"its tough to play with one eye, unless you're a pirate." Delonte West
"una canasta a Pau en la cara" Rudy

by Honka Playboy on Oct 7, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Civil WAT!?

"We have found out that you can just, you know, buy psychological validation, so..." -Nathan Explosion

by randommanthefirst on Oct 7, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

exactly - its a genre

"its tough to play with one eye, unless you're a pirate." Delonte West
"una canasta a Pau en la cara" Rudy

by Honka Playboy on Oct 7, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

now it makes sense

"its tough to play with one eye, unless you're a pirate." Delonte West
"una canasta a Pau en la cara" Rudy

by Honka Playboy on Oct 7, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah

Someone really drank Nad’s poinson. He was pissed.

"We have found out that you can just, you know, buy psychological validation, so..." -Nathan Explosion

by randommanthefirst on Oct 7, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

you cant just kill people with poison

this story makes no sense you go to jail for that

by Mortimer on Oct 7, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You Steve Black???

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by LaMarvelous on Oct 7, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oops... blew my joke

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by LaMarvelous on Oct 7, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

24 fouls each team

"Either way we have two phenomenal units. I'm excited to play with either one." - Martell Webster

by lee3022 on Oct 7, 2009 8:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

So there's RAMBO, BORAT, how about TRAMP?

Travis, Roy, Aldridge, Miller, Przybilla

Blazer acronyms are fun

Has the season started yet?

by SabasforThree on Oct 7, 2009 8:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

GO

has 5 of our 8 (uggh) offensive boards

"travis just took the worst shot attempt i have ever seen [...] let me pause to explain this [...] travis pump fakes and dribbles to his left, gets in traffic left hand finger rolls the ball backwards over his own head, from like 14 feet out"--Ben in pre-season game 1 vs. SacKings

by bgblazer on Oct 7, 2009 8:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

But they have 6

"Either way we have two phenomenal units. I'm excited to play with either one." - Martell Webster

by lee3022 on Oct 7, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Darn Brockman...

The Kings have the best bench I’ve seen. There are easily 14 guys on this team good enough for every bench in the league. Now if we could only get some starters, I’d totally jizz in my pants.

Kings fan

by dyshooter182 on Oct 7, 2009 8:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

except for

the Spurs

When reached 39 years of following Portland basketball you have, be as passionate of the Trail Blazers you will not!

by two4larue on Oct 7, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Joel Freeland's 30 pts last night made me feel better after I saw the Blair debacle...

Dude will be 24 next year, with pro experience, KP has gotta get that dude over here

by irish3 on Oct 7, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

How did Aldridge get so cold from yesterday

The Kings have the best bench I’ve seen. There are easily 14 guys on this team good enough for every bench in the league. Now if we could only get some starters, I’d totally jizz in my pants.

Kings fan

by dyshooter182 on Oct 7, 2009 8:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Miller!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by LaMarvelous on Oct 7, 2009 8:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

nicely done howard and miller!!

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by idoltime on Oct 7, 2009 8:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I really dontl like Kevin Martin

The Kings have the best bench I’ve seen. There are easily 14 guys on this team good enough for every bench in the league. Now if we could only get some starters, I’d totally jizz in my pants.

Kings fan

by dyshooter182 on Oct 7, 2009 8:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

facially, Kevin is a cross between

Kuzco, from the Emperor’s new groove

and

The Wicked Witch of the West

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by two4larue on Oct 7, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow

Martin laying on the 3s

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by randommanthefirst on Oct 7, 2009 8:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Rex!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by LaMarvelous on Oct 7, 2009 8:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

wow....

anyone gonna guard martin?

by JasonT on Oct 7, 2009 8:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ife Oden aint coming back in, Im outta here...

The Kings have the best bench I’ve seen. There are easily 14 guys on this team good enough for every bench in the league. Now if we could only get some starters, I’d totally jizz in my pants.

Kings fan

by dyshooter182 on Oct 7, 2009 8:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

So a two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

"We have found out that you can just, you know, buy psychological validation, so..." -Nathan Explosion

by randommanthefirst on Oct 7, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Miller!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by LaMarvelous on Oct 7, 2009 8:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Bad Refs? Of course I'm not watching these games

but could it be the replacement refs are calling these games more like many have wished for them to be called in the past, i.e., limiting numerous illegal picks, too physical play, constant travels, star treatment etc?

If we go into the regular season with these officials and they continue with increased foul calling, wouldn’t this favor a very deep Blazer team?

(Sorry if you’ve seen this twice, but I posted it at the very end of the last thread before I’d realized everyone had vamoosed from that thread.)

Brandon Roy just destroyed everything in his path. There's your rational analysis -- Dave

Also: COMCAST SUCKS!

by TwoDeep on Oct 7, 2009 8:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It could be

There’s lots of “normal” fouls that don’t get called every play.

Hard to find that balance.

by Mortimer on Oct 7, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I noted something similar near the top

I’d really like to see a game or two just to see if the refs are simply calling fouls that are supposed to be called.

by Timmay! on Oct 7, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

preseason is like summer games

even the regular refs would always go overboard with the calls.

Its impossible to judge them right now considering the players have been off for months.

by matthewcc on Oct 7, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And it's where one game +/- suffers

He’s the only one doing anything for them.

BUT, he doesn’t defend, so his season long plus minus ain’t likely good either…

by Mortimer on Oct 7, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

that tends to happen when you play the most minutes on a cruddy team like the kings.

by contemnor on Oct 7, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Random comment

Loving Oden’s free throw shooting.. I know about small sample sizes, but the fact that he’s shooting like a guard has to count for something.

by amitp06 on Oct 7, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He always had a good FT touch

If he takes his time he’ll make a decent amount.

by Mortimer on Oct 7, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy asking
what time the bar opens. “It opens at noon,” answers the clerk.

About an hour later he gets a call from the same guy, sounding even=
drunker. “What time does the bar open?” he asks.

“Same time as before… Noon,” replies the clerk.

Another hour passes and he calls again, plastered.
“Whatjoo shay the bar opins at?”

The clerk then answers, “It opens at noon, but if you can’t wait, I
can have room service send something up to you.”

“No… I don’t wanna git in… Ah wanna git OUT!!!”

by Nad on Oct 7, 2009 9:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice

"We have found out that you can just, you know, buy psychological validation, so..." -Nathan Explosion

by randommanthefirst on Oct 7, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Requesting

More play by play please.
Somebody fly Ben to Sacro.
Can’t listen at work.

"Is it always like this?" Collins said after the scrimmage. "It was like the first game of the NBA playoffs or something."

by Y5k on Oct 7, 2009 9:00 PM PDT via mobile reply actions   0 recs

REX JAMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by LaMarvelous on Oct 7, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I wonder what players do with it after they take it?

"We have found out that you can just, you know, buy psychological validation, so..." -Nathan Explosion

by randommanthefirst on Oct 7, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ick

"We have found out that you can just, you know, buy psychological validation, so..." -Nathan Explosion

by randommanthefirst on Oct 7, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bayless rocks

quid Latine dictum sit, altum viditur

by dvcastle on Oct 7, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Doing your best impression of Ben?

Liveblogging and ducking t-shirts?

"travis just took the worst shot attempt i have ever seen [...] let me pause to explain this [...] travis pump fakes and dribbles to his left, gets in traffic left hand finger rolls the ball backwards over his own head, from like 14 feet out"--Ben in pre-season game 1 vs. SacKings

by bgblazer on Oct 7, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Howard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The concussion must have jarred him into "Destroy All Opposition Terminator Mode!" - BlazersOrBust

by LaMarvelous on Oct 7, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

wait...

so is there an online radio to listen?

by blazeraider on Oct 7, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

thanks!

"its tough to play with one eye, unless you're a pirate." Delonte West
"una canasta a Pau en la cara" Rudy

by Honka Playboy on Oct 7, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yes please

"its tough to play with one eye, unless you're a pirate." Delonte West
"una canasta a Pau en la cara" Rudy

by Honka Playboy on Oct 7, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

How about those veterans

"Either way we have two phenomenal units. I'm excited to play with either one." - Martell Webster

by lee3022 on Oct 7, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Sorry to ask - link to stream?

"its tough to play with one eye, unless you're a pirate." Delonte West
"una canasta a Pau en la cara" Rudy

by Honka Playboy on Oct 7, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Jared fouls out

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by LaMarvelous on Oct 7, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

A young, freshly minted lieutenant was sent to Bosnia as part
of the peace keeping mission. During a briefing on land mines,
the captain asked for questions.
     
Our intrepid solder raised his hand and asked, “If we do happen
to step on a mine, Sir, what do we do?”
     
“Normal procedure, Lieutenant, is to jump 200 feet in the air
and scatter oneself over a wide area.”

by Nad on Oct 7, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I thought 4

boxscores are saying 3

I wish I spent more time playing catch with you and less time training my body and mind to kill you...

by 1badbadger on Oct 7, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, thats why I ask.

The other stats seem accurate so it made me curious…(yellow)

by Mortimer on Oct 7, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think he had 3 at the half

And then the 4th was when he rebounded the ball, Kenny Thomas was holding him, and they called the foul on Oden

Aaccording to wheels.

That’d be a good sitcom… ACCORDING TO WHEELS.

by Mortimer on Oct 7, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

A magician worked on a cruise ship. The audience was different each week so the magician did the same tricks over and over again. There was only one problem: The captain’s parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the magician did every trick.

Once he understood, he started shouting in the middle of the show, “Look, it’s not the same hat!” or, “Look, he’s hiding the flowers under the table!” or “Hey, why are all the cards the ace of spades?”

The magician was furious but couldn’t do anything. It was, after all, the captain’s parrot. Then one stormy night on the Pacific, the ship unfortunately sank, drowning almost all who were on board.

The magician luckily found himself on a piece of wood floating in the middle of the sea, as fate would have it … with the parrot. They stared at each other with bitter hatred, but did not utter a word.

This went on for a day… and then 2 days … and then 3 days.

Finally on the 4th day, the parrot could not hold back any longer and said…

“OK, I give up. Where’s the damn ship?”

"We have found out that you can just, you know, buy psychological validation, so..." -Nathan Explosion

by randommanthefirst on Oct 7, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ha-Ha

Nice

Hi, my name is Connor. Except over on ATQ where I am known as, "JConnor."

by ConnorOSU on Oct 7, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

With all the fouls called

It is funny that Martin only has 4 FTs.

by Mortimer on Oct 7, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Dr. Dre at it again

with those veteran tricks

by xedubx on Oct 7, 2009 9:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The Lakers are blowing out the Warriors 95-70 and I am back.

"A bizarre and extremely rare hybrid Blazer/Laker fan, Timbo has always struggled to contain the Beast Within, like Dr. Jekyll, Bruce Banner, or Ted Kennedy." — Miled Animal

by timbo on Oct 7, 2009 9:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

How does Curry and Monta look?

Anthony Randolph?

ANSWER ME.

by Mortimer on Oct 7, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

not that I heard

check nbarumorsRus.com, maybe there’s something cooking

Here’s a quick joke

Some scholars say that Isaac was 12 years old when Father Abraham took him up on the mountain to make the offering. Others say he could have been as old as 20. But everyone agrees that the youth couldn’t have been in-between those ages, because that would’ve made him a teenager

And offering him up wouldn’t have been a "sacrifice’

When reached 39 years of following Portland basketball you have, be as passionate of the Trail Blazers you will not!

by two4larue on Oct 7, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This one isn't as good as Randomman's, but it's good.

The phone rings at FBI headquarters. “Hello?”

“I’m calling to report my neighbor.
He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood.”

“Thank you very much for the call, sir.”

The next day, FBI agents descend on the neighbor’s house.
They search the shed where the firewood is kept.
Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana.
They swear at the neighbors and leave.

The phone rings at the neighbors house.
Hey, Adrian, did the FBI come?"

“Yep.”

“Did they chop your firewood?”

“Yep.”

“Great, now it’s your turn to call. I need my garden plowed.”

Hi, my name is Connor. Except over on ATQ where I am known as, "JConnor."

by ConnorOSU on Oct 7, 2009 9:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

haha

"travis just took the worst shot attempt i have ever seen [...] let me pause to explain this [...] travis pump fakes and dribbles to his left, gets in traffic left hand finger rolls the ball backwards over his own head, from like 14 feet out"--Ben in pre-season game 1 vs. SacKings

by bgblazer on Oct 7, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ha

"We have found out that you can just, you know, buy psychological validation, so..." -Nathan Explosion

by randommanthefirst on Oct 7, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Love It!

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by LaMarvelous on Oct 7, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

4 Blazers in double figures

Howard, Bayless, Roy and Oden

… will we have a 5th and, if so, who will it be?

quid Latine dictum sit, altum viditur

by dvcastle on Oct 7, 2009 9:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WINNAR!

"A bizarre and extremely rare hybrid Blazer/Laker fan, Timbo has always struggled to contain the Beast Within, like Dr. Jekyll, Bruce Banner, or Ted Kennedy." — Miled Animal

by timbo on Oct 7, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What's Ime at?

"A bizarre and extremely rare hybrid Blazer/Laker fan, Timbo has always struggled to contain the Beast Within, like Dr. Jekyll, Bruce Banner, or Ted Kennedy." — Miled Animal

by timbo on Oct 7, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Player Pos Min FGM-FGA FTM-FTA 3M-3A +/- OR Reb A Blk Stl TO PF Pts
L. Aldridge F 24:00 1-5 1-2 0-0 +2 3 3 0 0 1 4 3 3
M. Webster F 19:02 2-4 0-0 0-1 -1 0 3 0 0 1 1 2 4
G. Oden C 18:27 5-7 6-7 0-0 +2 5 10 0 0 0 2 3 16
B. Roy G 23:50 3-7 6-7 1-1 +6 0 1 5 0 1 1 2 13
S. Blake G 22:51 2-4 0-0 2-3 +6 0 3 2 0 0 4 2 6
I. Udoka 21:44 1-6 0-0 0-2 +11 1 5 1 0 2 1 1 2
J. Howard 20:57 6-7 0-0 0-0 +14 0 2 2 0 0 1 4 12
J. Bayless 16:47 4-7 3-3 0-2 +2 0 1 0 0 1 1 2 11
A. Miller 16:26 3-5 2-2 0-1 +2 0 2 2 0 0 2 1 8
J. Collins 9:59 0-0 5-6 0-0 +2 0 1 1 0 0 1 6 5
D. Cunningham 5:42 0-2 0-0 0-0 -6 1 1 0 0 0 1 3 0

quid Latine dictum sit, altum viditur

by dvcastle on Oct 7, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I dare say we have our back up Power Forward established...

Juwan Howard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by LaMarvelous on Oct 7, 2009 9:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ha ha a moving pick!

Seriously.

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by skywaker9 on Oct 7, 2009 9:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oden coming back in.

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Oct 7, 2009 9:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

These refs

Need to swallow their whistles

"travis just took the worst shot attempt i have ever seen [...] let me pause to explain this [...] travis pump fakes and dribbles to his left, gets in traffic left hand finger rolls the ball backwards over his own head, from like 14 feet out"--Ben in pre-season game 1 vs. SacKings

by bgblazer on Oct 7, 2009 9:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

JUWAN HOWARD!

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Oct 7, 2009 9:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

wow, Howard 7 of 8

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Oct 7, 2009 9:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

PENGUIN MOVE!

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by skywaker9 on Oct 7, 2009 9:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I saw the video

It wasn’t that cool.

quid Latine dictum sit, altum viditur

by dvcastle on Oct 7, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ITS MILLER TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by LaMarvelous on Oct 7, 2009 9:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yes it is!

B-Roy got PAID!!!

by j-blaze on Oct 7, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

God I love the Wheels calls

When the other team has to call a timeout when they are in trouble.

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by skywaker9 on Oct 7, 2009 9:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

"Paul Westphal is bewildered, befuddled, and bemused!!!" --Wheels

"A bizarre and extremely rare hybrid Blazer/Laker fan, Timbo has always struggled to contain the Beast Within, like Dr. Jekyll, Bruce Banner, or Ted Kennedy." — Miled Animal

by timbo on Oct 7, 2009 9:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

No sir, you did not! NERK NERK!

"A bizarre and extremely rare hybrid Blazer/Laker fan, Timbo has always struggled to contain the Beast Within, like Dr. Jekyll, Bruce Banner, or Ted Kennedy." — Miled Animal

by timbo on Oct 7, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's the quote...

I could only remember 2 of 3….go Andre!

"travis just took the worst shot attempt i have ever seen [...] let me pause to explain this [...] travis pump fakes and dribbles to his left, gets in traffic left hand finger rolls the ball backwards over his own head, from like 14 feet out"--Ben in pre-season game 1 vs. SacKings

by bgblazer on Oct 7, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Heck no

We know what we’ll get from Juwan, he’s fighitng to be the #1 backup to LMA, Oden we need to see what he has.

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by skywaker9 on Oct 7, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

not for me

"its tough to play with one eye, unless you're a pirate." Delonte West
"una canasta a Pau en la cara" Rudy

by Honka Playboy on Oct 7, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

CMON ODEN!

LETS SEE 20/10!

The Kings have the best bench I’ve seen. There are easily 14 guys on this team good enough for every bench in the league. Now if we could only get some starters, I’d totally jizz in my pants.

Kings fan

by dyshooter182 on Oct 7, 2009 9:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

looks like we got another all star bidder:

Ladies and Gents, I present….
JUWAN HOWARD!

"B-Roy is the best shooting guard I have played against"

-Ron Artest

by premthegrem on Oct 7, 2009 9:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Definately not a "wasted signing" or "worthless"

"Either way we have two phenomenal units. I'm excited to play with either one." - Martell Webster

by lee3022 on Oct 7, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

White team beating down the Sac starters

"Either way we have two phenomenal units. I'm excited to play with either one." - Martell Webster

by lee3022 on Oct 7, 2009 9:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Howard and Miller put on a clinic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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LMA Rocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I <3 LMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LMA - Putting the POWER in POWER FORWARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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by LaMarvelous on Oct 7, 2009 9:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Holy crap

Jarren Collins fouled out?!

The Kings have the best bench I’ve seen. There are easily 14 guys on this team good enough for every bench in the league. Now if we could only get some starters, I’d totally jizz in my pants.

Kings fan

by dyshooter182 on Oct 7, 2009 9:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm surprised no one else has with the # of fouls called

"travis just took the worst shot attempt i have ever seen [...] let me pause to explain this [...] travis pump fakes and dribbles to his left, gets in traffic left hand finger rolls the ball backwards over his own head, from like 14 feet out"--Ben in pre-season game 1 vs. SacKings

by bgblazer on Oct 7, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

GIVE ME A LINK OR IM GOING TO BED

"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."

by cloudydays on Oct 7, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Nighty night.

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Oct 7, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

haha both of you are jerks

:)

"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."

by cloudydays on Oct 7, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wake up.

http://www.justin.tv/levelhed

"A bizarre and extremely rare hybrid Blazer/Laker fan, Timbo has always struggled to contain the Beast Within, like Dr. Jekyll, Bruce Banner, or Ted Kennedy." — Miled Animal

by timbo on Oct 7, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

works 60% of the time, every time

thank you sir

"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."

by cloudydays on Oct 7, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Combined 58 fouls

Jeez.

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by skywaker9 on Oct 7, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

You were right

Miller was the 5th to reach double figures.

quid Latine dictum sit, altum viditur

by dvcastle on Oct 7, 2009 9:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Only worry these first two games

Poor 3-point shooting. But I’m not that worried, no Rudy tonight.

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by skywaker9 on Oct 7, 2009 9:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Delay of Game Warning on Sacramento

Hi, my name is Connor. Except over on ATQ where I am known as, "JConnor."

by ConnorOSU on Oct 7, 2009 9:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

 A man wakes up in the night to a startling noise. He looks out the window to see 4 people breaking into and stealing from his shed. He calls the police and tells them about how it is being burgled. The operator responds that they’ll come as soon as they can, but all cars are currently busy and on patrol and may not be there for at least an hour. The man replies, “Alright” and hangs up.

Later he calls the police back and says, “You don’t have to sent the cops because I shot all the guys in my shed.”

Within 5 minutes, a swarm of police cars and a helicopter are at the man’s house and they find the men stealing from the home owner’s shed alive and arrest them.

The police officer in charge says, “I thought said you shot them all.”

The home owner says, “I though you said you were busy.”

"We have found out that you can just, you know, buy psychological validation, so..." -Nathan Explosion

by randommanthefirst on Oct 7, 2009 9:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

LOL!

Hi, my name is Connor. Except over on ATQ where I am known as, "JConnor."

by ConnorOSU on Oct 7, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Funny joke and true too

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by LaMarvelous on Oct 7, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

and then the police cite him

(and charge him for the helicopter pilot’s overtime, plus ’copter gas and maintenance)

for filing a false report, and the cost of the fine was worth twice as much as the contents of the shed

When reached 39 years of following Portland basketball you have, be as passionate of the Trail Blazers you will not!

by two4larue on Oct 7, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's the principle of the thing. :)

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Oct 7, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Much like some of the Blazers

They’re playing different players on different days to get a good look at them.

by Timmay! on Oct 7, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Westphal is being a whiny little jackass

Really….

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by skywaker9 on Oct 7, 2009 9:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Calling an extra timeout

When Thomson fouled out to scream at the ref.

ITS A PRESEASON GAME DUDE!

Wheels says “Okay Paul, have it your way (sigh.”

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Oct 7, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Haha, I didn't catch that.

Westy is fighting for his guys!

by Mortimer on Oct 7, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He's a their new coach after all

He’s gotta treat this more real to earn/take their respect and establish a tone.

by Mortimer on Oct 7, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Its not like he has no rep.

He’s one of the most inventive coaches in basketball history.

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by skywaker9 on Oct 7, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

preseason game

I know the Kings need a win, but really!

"travis just took the worst shot attempt i have ever seen [...] let me pause to explain this [...] travis pump fakes and dribbles to his left, gets in traffic left hand finger rolls the ball backwards over his own head, from like 14 feet out"--Ben in pre-season game 1 vs. SacKings

by bgblazer on Oct 7, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No one knows

We assume it’s to let others play more since we know Trout.

by Mortimer on Oct 7, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I hope its not a trade.

I still like Trout.

The Kings have the best bench I’ve seen. There are easily 14 guys on this team good enough for every bench in the league. Now if we could only get some starters, I’d totally jizz in my pants.

Kings fan

by dyshooter182 on Oct 7, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

whoops

response to the guy below me

The Kings have the best bench I’ve seen. There are easily 14 guys on this team good enough for every bench in the league. Now if we could only get some starters, I’d totally jizz in my pants.

Kings fan

by dyshooter182 on Oct 7, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

90-0 counting preseason

lol

"travis just took the worst shot attempt i have ever seen [...] let me pause to explain this [...] travis pump fakes and dribbles to his left, gets in traffic left hand finger rolls the ball backwards over his own head, from like 14 feet out"--Ben in pre-season game 1 vs. SacKings

by bgblazer on Oct 7, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Serious question

Should I repost this, with perhaps some new additional stuff?

by Timmay! on Oct 7, 2009 9:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yes.

Pretend you originally wrote it on a now-dead Sonics site to be like AK.

by Mortimer on Oct 7, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ODEN!

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Oct 7, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Here's a pretty good one.

Two ninety year old men, Joe and Sam, have been friends all their lives. It seems that Sam is dying, and Joe comes to visit him every day.

“Sam,” says Joe, “You know how we have both loved baseball all our lives, and how we played minor league ball together for so many years. Sam, you have to do me one favor. When you get to Heaven, and I know you will go to Heaven, somehow you’ve got to let me know if there’s baseball in Heaven.”

Sam looks up at Joe from his death bed, and says, “Joe, you’ve been my best friend many years. If it is at all possible, I’ll do this favor for you.” And shortly after that, Sam passes on.

It is midnight a couple of nights later. Joe is sound asleep when he is awakened by a blinding flash of white light and a voice calls out to him, “Joe…. Joe….”

“Who is it?” says Joe sitting up suddenly. “Who is it?”

“Joe, it’s me, Sam.”

“Come on. You’re not Sam. Sam just died.”

“I’m telling you,” insists the voice. “It’s me, Sam!”

“Sam? Is that you? Where are you?”

“I’m in heaven,” says Sam, “and I’ve got to tell you, I’ve got really good news and a little bad news.”

“So, tell me the good news first,” says Joe.

“The good news,” says Sam “is that there is baseball in heaven. Better yet, all our old buddies who’ve gone before us are there. Better yet, we’re all young men again. Better yet, it’s always spring time and it never rains or snows. And best of all, we can play baseball all we want, and we never get tired!”

“Really?” says Joe, “That is fantastic, wonderful beyond my wildest dreams!
But, what’s the bad news?”

“You’re pitching next Tuesday.”

Hi, my name is Connor. Except over on ATQ where I am known as, "JConnor."

by ConnorOSU on Oct 7, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Take it to the junk drawer please

"Either way we have two phenomenal units. I'm excited to play with either one." - Martell Webster

by lee3022 on Oct 7, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

We've been doing jokes since the thread started

and now you have a problem with it?

"We have found out that you can just, you know, buy psychological validation, so..." -Nathan Explosion

by randommanthefirst on Oct 7, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Keep it up

they don’t HAVE to read um

by blazinagain on Oct 7, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

seriously..

i need to get a pocket schedule and start trying to figure out which games i think we’ll actually LOSE??? where can someone pick up a schedule by the way?

by osu_fugitive on Oct 7, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Sergio time!

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by skywaker9 on Oct 7, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

SERGIO COMES IN FOR GARBAGE TIME!!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!

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by timbo on Oct 7, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

SERGIOOOOOO

C’mon ya swarthy Spaniard, take that spot from Beno…

by Mortimer on Oct 7, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ODEN WITH THE DUNK!

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by skywaker9 on Oct 7, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ODEN JAMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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LMA Rocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I <3 LMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LMA - Putting the POWER in POWER FORWARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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by LaMarvelous on Oct 7, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

LOVE YOU ODEN

BOOM SHAKA LAKA

"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."

by cloudydays on Oct 7, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

BOOMCHAKLAKA

Disclaimer: everything I know about basketball I learned on Blazersedge.

by pualo on Oct 7, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

TO is not getting traded, probably just wants to take a day off

Which he can since we know what he is.

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by skywaker9 on Oct 7, 2009 9:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I think Omri Casspi is gonna be a good pro.

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by timbo on Oct 7, 2009 9:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It's official

Casspi is a late first round steal

by LMA on Oct 7, 2009 9:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

was it an assist or just a rebound and dunk

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by lanepete on Oct 7, 2009 9:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

2 rebounds for Oden

Then off then out of bounds, inbounded and jammed.

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by skywaker9 on Oct 7, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I love Miller and Howard

they seem to hear the pleas from last year to throw the ball into oden.

"B-Roy is the best shooting guard I have played against"

-Ron Artest

by premthegrem on Oct 7, 2009 9:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

in 23 minutes

or should I say 20 and 12?

by JasonT on Oct 7, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

20/10 for ODEN!

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by skywaker9 on Oct 7, 2009 9:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

oop to oden!

Has the season started yet?

by SabasforThree on Oct 7, 2009 9:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

20 and 12

"B-Roy is the best shooting guard I have played against"

-Ron Artest

by premthegrem on Oct 7, 2009 9:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oden 20-10

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by pualo on Oct 7, 2009 9:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

OOOOOO

That was nasty!

Hi, my name is Connor. Except over on ATQ where I am known as, "JConnor."

by ConnorOSU on Oct 7, 2009 9:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

RAMBO!

RAMBO!

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Oct 7, 2009 9:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

MILLER TO ODEN AND JAMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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LMA Rocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I <3 LMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LMA - Putting the POWER in POWER FORWARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The concussion must have jarred him into "Destroy All Opposition Terminator Mode!" - BlazersOrBust

by LaMarvelous on Oct 7, 2009 9:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

20 and 12 for Greg

I wish I spent more time playing catch with you and less time training my body and mind to kill you...

by 1badbadger on Oct 7, 2009 9:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ally oop

"its tough to play with one eye, unless you're a pirate." Delonte West
"una canasta a Pau en la cara" Rudy

by Honka Playboy on Oct 7, 2009 9:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Miller to Oden: "BOOM! THAT WAS NAAAAAAAAAAAA-STY!!!"

"A bizarre and extremely rare hybrid Blazer/Laker fan, Timbo has always struggled to contain the Beast Within, like Dr. Jekyll, Bruce Banner, or Ted Kennedy." — Miled Animal

by timbo on Oct 7, 2009 9:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ODEEEEEEEN

THat is what i am talking about

by Lito on Oct 7, 2009 9:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

how many blocks does oden have?

"The difference between a democracy and a dictatorship is that in a democracy you vote first and take orders later; in a dictatorship you don't have to waste your time voting"

"I don't like jail, they got the wrong kind of bars in there"
Charles Bukowski

by jpaulson on Oct 7, 2009 9:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

According to Courtside live

0.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Oct 7, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

darn

"The difference between a democracy and a dictatorship is that in a democracy you vote first and take orders later; in a dictatorship you don't have to waste your time voting"

"I don't like jail, they got the wrong kind of bars in there"
Charles Bukowski

by jpaulson on Oct 7, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

im reading this and not even on radio

and im excited!!

Trade for Luis Amundson!!Do it KP!!

by CroRupt on Oct 7, 2009 9:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Sergio shoots a trey. We know what happens.

"A bizarre and extremely rare hybrid Blazer/Laker fan, Timbo has always struggled to contain the Beast Within, like Dr. Jekyll, Bruce Banner, or Ted Kennedy." — Miled Animal

by timbo on Oct 7, 2009 9:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

20 and 12

in 23 minutes….RIDICULOUS

by JasonT on Oct 7, 2009 9:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

casspi is a real player

"B-Roy is the best shooting guard I have played against"

-Ron Artest

by premthegrem on Oct 7, 2009 9:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

i have travis anxiety......

Whatever
thetinfoil@gmail.com

by TheTinfoil on Oct 7, 2009 9:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

don't - just a lot of Ime

"its tough to play with one eye, unless you're a pirate." Delonte West
"una canasta a Pau en la cara" Rudy

by Honka Playboy on Oct 7, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ODEN and..... ???

Who else besides Dwight Howard can really stop him at center anymore in the NBA without Yao?

Shaq? Maybe his gut can push him around

Bynum? I think the media makes him way bigger than he really is…

by osu_fugitive on Oct 7, 2009 9:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Sac is no measure

"Either way we have two phenomenal units. I'm excited to play with either one." - Martell Webster

by lee3022 on Oct 7, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

still..

name a good NBA center anymore

by osu_fugitive on Oct 7, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Greg Oden

Disclaimer: everything I know about basketball I learned on Blazersedge.

by pualo on Oct 7, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If he is in shape and not in foul trouble

He can’t be handled, even with his still extremely raw offensive game.

All a matter of time.

by Mortimer on Oct 7, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah yeah, dont count yer chickens..

and i dont want to, seriously DONT WANT to buy into the hype.. but NONE OF YALL have YET named a center other than Dwight Howard

by osu_fugitive on Oct 7, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oden

has great stats this has to be great for his confidence

I hope I can get a bunch of championships, like 15. " - Greg Oden

by mxpx5678 on Oct 7, 2009 9:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

89-80

"A bizarre and extremely rare hybrid Blazer/Laker fan, Timbo has always struggled to contain the Beast Within, like Dr. Jekyll, Bruce Banner, or Ted Kennedy." — Miled Animal

by timbo on Oct 7, 2009 9:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I want to see the highlights!!!

"The difference between a democracy and a dictatorship is that in a democracy you vote first and take orders later; in a dictatorship you don't have to waste your time voting"

"I don't like jail, they got the wrong kind of bars in there"
Charles Bukowski

by jpaulson on Oct 7, 2009 9:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Timeout Blazers

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Oct 7, 2009 9:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

89-83

Trade for Luis Amundson!!Do it KP!!

by CroRupt on Oct 7, 2009 9:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

89-83. Yikes.

"A bizarre and extremely rare hybrid Blazer/Laker fan, Timbo has always struggled to contain the Beast Within, like Dr. Jekyll, Bruce Banner, or Ted Kennedy." — Miled Animal

by timbo on Oct 7, 2009 9:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

nail biter... but then its preseason

"its tough to play with one eye, unless you're a pirate." Delonte West
"una canasta a Pau en la cara" Rudy

by Honka Playboy on Oct 7, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

With Ime? and Bayless?

"its tough to play with one eye, unless you're a pirate." Delonte West
"una canasta a Pau en la cara" Rudy

by Honka Playboy on Oct 7, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Being reviewed

To see if it was 2 or 3.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Oct 7, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

this season

could be so awesome if we continue like this

"travis just took the worst shot attempt i have ever seen [...] let me pause to explain this [...] travis pump fakes and dribbles to his left, gets in traffic left hand finger rolls the ball backwards over his own head, from like 14 feet out"--Ben in pre-season game 1 vs. SacKings

by bgblazer on Oct 7, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Seriously, if we only had our 2nd string i still think we could beat a lot of teams.

I hope I can get a bunch of championships, like 15. " - Greg Oden

by mxpx5678 on Oct 7, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

OMG OUTLAW ISNT PLAYIN

I HOPE HES NOT BEING TRADED :(

"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."

by cloudydays on Oct 7, 2009 9:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

neither is Rudy, or Batum

I hope I can get a bunch of championships, like 15. " - Greg Oden

by mxpx5678 on Oct 7, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

SUPER MEGA TRADE IN THE WORKS/

RUDY BATUM AND OUTLAW FOR LEBRON/CP3?!?!?!!?!?

LET THE TRADE SPECULATORS ROSTERBATE

"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."

by cloudydays on Oct 7, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Metahumor time!

How many members of a given demographic group does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A finite number; one to screw in the lightbulb and a larger amount to behave in a manner stereotypical of the group in question.

"We have found out that you can just, you know, buy psychological validation, so..." -Nathan Explosion

by randommanthefirst on Oct 7, 2009 9:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hee hee

I hate that group of people.

by Mortimer on Oct 7, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

can you believe we have played w/o outlaw, batum or przybilla all game?

"B-Roy is the best shooting guard I have played against"

-Ron Artest

by premthegrem on Oct 7, 2009 9:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Batum isn't Playing?!!!?!?

I hope he’s not being tarded too :(

"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."

by cloudydays on Oct 7, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

hahahhaahhahaha oh man

"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."

by cloudydays on Oct 7, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i hope

he is ’tarded as well

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"No water, just my woman." -Andre Miller

by FrenchToast on Oct 7, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I thought that was Outlaw

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by pualo on Oct 7, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

no he's just French ;)

hehe…tarded…

"travis just took the worst shot attempt i have ever seen [...] let me pause to explain this [...] travis pump fakes and dribbles to his left, gets in traffic left hand finger rolls the ball backwards over his own head, from like 14 feet out"--Ben in pre-season game 1 vs. SacKings

by bgblazer on Oct 7, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah i noticed that when i was typing it

but i decided to leave it in for effect

"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you all are wiser than me. It's cloudydays."

by cloudydays on Oct 7, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Depth

Roy, Aldridge, Oden, Rudy, Batum, Outlaw, Webster, Bayless, Blake, Miller, Joel... Holy crap!

by axel360 on Oct 7, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Or Rudy.

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Oct 7, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh yea or rudy

"B-Roy is the best shooting guard I have played against"

-Ron Artest

by premthegrem on Oct 7, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

On cue, he bricks.

"A bizarre and extremely rare hybrid Blazer/Laker fan, Timbo has always struggled to contain the Beast Within, like Dr. Jekyll, Bruce Banner, or Ted Kennedy." — Miled Animal

by timbo on Oct 7, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

hells ya

thought about that today and glad he’s buying mink stoles for his b*tch wife with coins that have holes in them

by osu_fugitive on Oct 7, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Casspi is a baller

Trade for Luis Amundson!!Do it KP!!

by CroRupt on Oct 7, 2009 9:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

You got to be kidding me

Really.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Oct 7, 2009 9:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh man

This game is crazy.

"We have found out that you can just, you know, buy psychological validation, so..." -Nathan Explosion

by randommanthefirst on Oct 7, 2009 9:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

lol Kings gonna win this

Trade for Luis Amundson!!Do it KP!!

by CroRupt on Oct 7, 2009 9:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

andre steals

Trade for Luis Amundson!!Do it KP!!

by CroRupt on Oct 7, 2009 9:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

DRE!

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by skywaker9 on Oct 7, 2009 9:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Miller steals!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Blazer's Edge Ambassador to The Dream Shake Blog
LMA Rocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I <3 LMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LMA - Putting the POWER in POWER FORWARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The concussion must have jarred him into "Destroy All Opposition Terminator Mode!" - BlazersOrBust

by LaMarvelous on Oct 7, 2009 9:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Blazers missed and Sacramento ran.

"A bizarre and extremely rare hybrid Blazer/Laker fan, Timbo has always struggled to contain the Beast Within, like Dr. Jekyll, Bruce Banner, or Ted Kennedy." — Miled Animal

by timbo on Oct 7, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Miller picks Sergio.

"A bizarre and extremely rare hybrid Blazer/Laker fan, Timbo has always struggled to contain the Beast Within, like Dr. Jekyll, Bruce Banner, or Ted Kennedy." — Miled Animal

by timbo on Oct 7, 2009 9:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

dre steals and misses the jumper

Trade for Luis Amundson!!Do it KP!!

by CroRupt on Oct 7, 2009 9:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

4.3 secs, Sac ball, Blazers up 3

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by pualo on Oct 7, 2009 9:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Miller Chokes!

"its tough to play with one eye, unless you're a pirate." Delonte West
"una canasta a Pau en la cara" Rudy

by Honka Playboy on Oct 7, 2009 9:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I really don't want overtime in a preseason game

"We have found out that you can just, you know, buy psychological validation, so..." -Nathan Explosion

by randommanthefirst on Oct 7, 2009 9:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Overtime?

I can do with some more Blazers

by amitp06 on Oct 7, 2009 9:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Miller misses again.

He’s not a shooter.

"A bizarre and extremely rare hybrid Blazer/Laker fan, Timbo has always struggled to contain the Beast Within, like Dr. Jekyll, Bruce Banner, or Ted Kennedy." — Miled Animal

by timbo on Oct 7, 2009 9:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Outlaw...

"its tough to play with one eye, unless you're a pirate." Delonte West
"una canasta a Pau en la cara" Rudy

by Honka Playboy on Oct 7, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I love shooters

"its tough to play with one eye, unless you're a pirate." Delonte West
"una canasta a Pau en la cara" Rudy

by Honka Playboy on Oct 7, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

They're both Selfish!

"its tough to play with one eye, unless you're a pirate." Delonte West
"una canasta a Pau en la cara" Rudy

by Honka Playboy on Oct 7, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sergio for 3 and makes it anyone?

then trips over Millers foot and breaks his foot

by rolo_poloo on Oct 7, 2009 9:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

let it be so - no one gets hurt

"its tough to play with one eye, unless you're a pirate." Delonte West
"una canasta a Pau en la cara" Rudy

by Honka Playboy on Oct 7, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Roy's so selfish

taking it easy on the bench

by box out on Oct 7, 2009 9:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

i want my money back

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"No water, just my woman." -Andre Miller

by FrenchToast on Oct 7, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

blazers win

Trade for Luis Amundson!!Do it KP!!

by CroRupt on Oct 7, 2009 9:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Sergio clanks it!

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Oct 7, 2009 9:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

blazers win

Roy, Aldridge, Oden, Rudy, Batum, Outlaw, Webster, Bayless, Blake, Miller, Joel... Holy crap!

by axel360 on Oct 7, 2009 9:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FTL!

B-Roy got PAID!!!

by j-blaze on Oct 7, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I love those words when applied to Sactoe!

"A bizarre and extremely rare hybrid Blazer/Laker fan, Timbo has always struggled to contain the Beast Within, like Dr. Jekyll, Bruce Banner, or Ted Kennedy." — Miled Anim