Blazers Stranded on a Desert Island
Funny stuff.
Miller's loosening up.
What's Greg watching on TV?
Martell's the most likely to beat the Kobayashi Maru test.
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Nice series, and some great answers
Your mom Jerryd? Leadership fail. If Roy’s cellphone would work far out on a deserted island, that would be smart. If not, it’s useless. Also props to Dante for realizing water > food.
"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard
by Norsktroll on Oct 6, 2009 3:53 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Jerryd was about to say...
“My mom… I need someone there to take care of me…” But said, “My mom…. I need someone there to take… to help me out.”
Webster wins points for being clever.
Miller and Howard don’t just look more mature than the rest of the team, they like they are from a different generation…
by PoliSam on Oct 6, 2009 5:58 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jerryd is a momma's boy!
That was hilarious.
"I saw him in the face" Sergio's quote on the latest alley-oop to Rudy.
by blazermaniac32 on Oct 6, 2009 6:48 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah Andre Miller and Juwon Howard look ancient
seriously look like they’re close to 40.
The Kings have the best bench I’ve seen. There are easily 14 guys on this team good enough for every bench in the league. Now if we could only get some starters, I’d totally jizz in my pants.
Kings fan
by dyshooter182 on Oct 6, 2009 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jerryd..smh
Kobe is my profile pic because of this beatdown I received.
Blake > Andre
by prezofdeath on Oct 6, 2009 6:12 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
whats smh mean?
The Kings have the best bench I’ve seen. There are easily 14 guys on this team good enough for every bench in the league. Now if we could only get some starters, I’d totally jizz in my pants.
Kings fan
by dyshooter182 on Oct 6, 2009 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
S.orry for M.y H.alitosis
Basically, to type smh means you have social anxiety disorder. Scared other people won’t like them & such.
*Unless KP has a secret plan that makes this statement incorrect.
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by staylost on Oct 6, 2009 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Greg didn't want to admit he wanted to watch Gossip Girl.
Oh wait, he already has admitted it.
"Ain't nothin' in this world for free."
by Arby on Oct 6, 2009 7:19 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
women!
"There are a few teams you have to watch out for in the fourth quarter."
"Yeah, but Portland definitely is not one of them."
-New Orleans Hornets broadcasters at the end of the third quarter with the Hornets leading 74-59. Portland later ends up winning 97-89.
"They don't mind him shooting that shot at all. Rudy Fernandez is not that great of a 3pt shooter."
-New Orleans Hornets broadcasters right after a Rudy Fernandez missed 3pter. Rudy Fernandez finished the game with three 3pters on six attempts.
by Tofu Anonymous on Oct 6, 2009 7:34 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Nobody said, “A big-ass boat!”
Although Martell certainly broke the game.
*Unless KP has a secret plan that makes this statement incorrect.
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by staylost on Oct 6, 2009 8:00 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What is a desert island?
I get the paper, so I don't care!
by Name's Ash on Oct 6, 2009 8:24 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Joel was all business.
The cowards never started
The weak died along the way
Only the strong survived
They were the Trailblazers
by lukeyhere on Oct 6, 2009 8:28 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Like, just a regular lawn mower?
Or a magic lawn mower?
The cowards never started
The weak died along the way
Only the strong survived
They were the Trailblazers
by lukeyhere on Oct 6, 2009 9:19 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A big riding one with it's own barn and attached house with a satellite phone and Direct TV
by tominhawaii on Oct 6, 2009 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can I borrow your lawnmower's toilet?
I don’t mind peeing in the ocean, but, well, no. 2 needs a more private environment.
*Unless KP has a secret plan that makes this statement incorrect.
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by staylost on Oct 6, 2009 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A few more half-clever answers
File these away in case you become a celebrity:
a mansion
an airplane (so as to no longer be stranded)
a yacht (same idea)
any super power (thanks to Martell)
by PoliSam on Oct 6, 2009 1:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
If I was stranded on a desert island, I'd pick Paul Allen's luxury yacht, Octopus, as my item.
Stupid people have stupid ideas.
by AK1984 on Oct 6, 2009 5:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
helicopter
but I’d crash it, for sure
HAM radio, or short wave. With a built-in GPS. “Save our souls” (The black box from an airplane would be a lot easier, though. As long as it’s still transmitting…)
Andre Miller: “my woman” Man after my heart
When reached 39 years of following Portland basketball you have, be as passionate of the Trail Blazers you will not!
by two4larue on Oct 6, 2009 10:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You want to steal Andre's woman?!?
*Unless KP has a secret plan that makes this statement incorrect.
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by staylost on Oct 8, 2009 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
on second thought...
can you imagine being one of two people stranded on a desert island, and the other person is a woman who constantly wants to talk about “her feelings”? (And no “man cave” to retreat to?) Is this heaven, or some place a lot warmer?
When reached 39 years of following Portland basketball you have, be as passionate of the Trail Blazers you will not!
by two4larue on Oct 8, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
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