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Junk Matrix 10/31/09

I’m very paranoid ‘cause nobody has posted new junk.

I’m scared.

Is it possible that all of us junkers are really incased in slime pods. That instead of living life, we actually have some organic neuron fibers attached to our brains that make us think we are out in the world.

It could very well be possible that I’m right here in a slime pod, and right next to me is fanfaraway in another slime pod. Not thousands of miles away, but so close I could reach out and…I wanna kiss you, I wanna kiss you, playoffs – playoffs, I wanna kiss you.  Whoa, that was freaky. 
 

Maybe us junkers are really the trolls of bedge. Maybe all the other bedgers snicker at us. Maybe their comments are invisible, and we just can’t see when they call us troll. I heard flags are invisible. Maybe they are the ones that put the fibers in our heads.

Maybe they gave us a cool mod like prez, a few good posters like norsk, mort, and a few others, just to pacify us. Maybe norsk, mort, and prez are just ones and zeros, and we’re all stuck in a slime pod. Hey, it’s possible, it could happen.

I see dead slime pod people. 

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