KP to French daily: "Il est mort."
That’s right Blazer fans, the team’s PR machine is at it again. This time, to add insult to injury (no pun intended), they’ve decided that the French public is more deserving of accurate and timely information about our players than we are.
In what is becoming an embarrassing pattern characterized by incomplete, overly optimistic, or inaccurate medical reports about its players, the Blazers have apparently reached a new low point. While the press release for home audience consumption assures us that Batum is just fine after undergoing an operation to repair a torn labrum in his right shoulder, Pritchard’s statement to the French daily newspaper, Le Monde paints a far different picture. Here is a partial translation sent to me by a friend in Le Mans:
"Sliding easily into the earthy patois spoken in the Sarthe region, Mr. Pritchard announced that young Nicolas Batum had died of ‘minor complications’ during his shoulder surgery on Friday. Pritchard said that, as usual, the team would not address private medical matters except in general terms. However, he did say that Mr. Batum’s death had come as a surprise to the Blazers, especially to trainer Jay Jensen, who performed the procedure in the Blazers locker room. According to Mr. Pritchard, Mr. Jensen had initially believed that the operation was proceeding as planned despite the fact that Mr. Batum had evidently lost ‘several liters’ of blood early on. ‘Nicolas had shown a resilient quality on previous occasions, and it’s understandable that Jay expected him to bounce back quickly,’ said Mr. Pritchard. ‘It was only later on, after his assistant noticed that Nic had not moved—or taken a breath, for that matter—in over an hour and twenty minutes, that Jay began to be concerned,’ he added. Mr. Pritchard then expressed his strong support for Mr. Jensen: ‘Jay’s been around the block. This type of thing may seem unusual to people who don’t know Jay, but, believe me, he’s seen it all. All of us in the office have the greatest respect for what Jay has accomplished and continues to achieve.’"
"Biting easily into a cracker covered with the earthy paté eaten in the Sarthe region, Mr. Pritchard put the day’s events into perspective: ‘It’s definitely a setback for Nic at this point in his career, and we don’t want to minimize that. On the other hand, we aren’t going to fall into any kind of knee-jerk reactions because of this. The important thing is we have a process, and we’ll look at this thing from all the angles, see what works and doesn’t work, and we’ll learn from it. Do we make mistakes sometimes? You bet we do. Do we make the same mistake twice? We like to feel that our process makes that less likely.’"
So there you have it, Blazer fans. But wait, there’s more! Thanks to LkrsSukDablzrs4Eva over at oregonlive for this scoop .... According to LSD4E, a printed email from Blazers President Larry Miller missed the shredder and was mistakenly taken home by a low-level Blazer employee. In the email, which was addressed to all the NBA GMs, Miller said (and I paraphrase) that attempts by other clubs to portray Batum’s surgery as less than successful would be seen by the Blazers as efforts to ‘poison’ future contract negotiations with Batum and other players, and the Blazers would litigate to the fullest extent in those cases. Miller’s position is that the surgery was indeed 100% successful in repairing Batum’s shoulder despite having regrettably left the young prospect in an inert state for at least the time being.
We should soon know even more about this, since Jason Quick has just published a brief account of informal discussions he had today with Nate McMillan about the surgery snafu. Nate reinforced KP’s points about the team approach, and then he seemed to become a bit impatient with Quick’s suggestion that this turn of events might lead to significant problems for the Blazers. According to Quick, Nate said, ‘Look, Nic is—or was, I guess—showing a lot of promise at the three spot. We really liked what he brought on defense. But, don’t people realize that we’ve still got some talented guys on this team who can play that position? I’m talking about guys who are still alive. I just don’t see what all the fuss is about.’ Quick then asked Nate specifically what role he could foresee for Nic in the long term. After an uncomfortable pause, Nate said that he would weigh all the options. He was careful to say, though, that Nic would probably never regain the range of smooth moves he has exhibited in the past. Nate said he "wouldn’t be surprised" to see Nic moving "very stiffly" on the court.
In addition, Quick added some background to his story that may shed some light on KP’s current frame of mind. An unnamed Blazer insider is saying that Pritchard has received inquiries from several other teams regarding Batum’s availability since the surgery. Apparently, the Blazers could obtain Zach Randolph in a lopsided trade if they could make the salaries match somehow. Another possibility is that New Jersey might offer Drazen Petrović straight up. Randolph would fill the role of a "banger" off the bench, that so many Blazer fans insist is the team’s foremost need. On the other hand, Petrović, while replacing Batum as the team’s only (acknowledged) dead Euro wing, would not improve the logjam at his position. However, these are exactly the kinds of unattributed remarks that cause the blogs to brim over with speculation. Please, let’s take this one step at a time!
Finally, this incident with Nic may be only part of a larger, more important story. Rumor has it that the Oregonian is soon going to run a series titled "Quick and the Dead", in which JQ will chronicle these kinds of stories on an ongoing basis. Connecting the dots, it seems pretty clear that there must be other Blazers with similar issues. For example, what are we to think about Steve Blake’s recent play? To me, it just doesn’t seem like the same old Steve. Could it be that the injury he sustained last year was more serious than the Blazers organization let on? In case anybody has forgotten, here’s how he looked after banging his head. Note the gray pallor, the lifeless gaze.
Anyhow, I’ll try to stay on top of these disturbing developments. Can we all call for greater transparency from the Blazers organization? They want our support—both our cheers and our money. Shouldn’t we be treated at least as well as the French?
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I dont get it
why is he referenced many times as being “dead”?
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by OSUBlazerfan on Oct 30, 2009 11:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I knew we weren't getting the whole story !
No wonder Nic held off so long before giving in to treatment ! He tried to tough it out.
This is really going to set back some fans. Not too mention, as if the French aren’t pissed off enough already.
Honestly, I just can’t believe it.
"Travis went all wang-dang diddly wubba SPROING wow-wow on everybody " Dave's recap, season opener
by Berkeley on Oct 30, 2009 11:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That does it
I’m taking a month hiatus or something.
I can tell you how to make an Excel spreadsheet that proves Portland wins 62 games this year.
by jscot on Oct 30, 2009 11:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Unlike me, you'd have the willpower to do it.
Dear Paul Allen:
Waive Patty Mills & sign Ime Udoka.
Sincerely,
AK1984
by AK1984 on Oct 31, 2009 12:31 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL
You almost made 24 hours….
I can tell you how to make an Excel spreadsheet that proves Portland wins 62 games this year.
by jscot on Oct 31, 2009 12:42 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd've lasted longer than 20 hours -- although likely not the whole month, but rather a week -- ...
except for seeing my JD having been deleted earlier tonight startled me. Yes, that does sound like a cop out answer used to justify me welching on my proclamation. I’ll take the heat, though.
Dear Paul Allen:
Waive Patty Mills & sign Ime Udoka.
Sincerely,
AK1984
by AK1984 on Oct 31, 2009 1:15 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Eh
You made a proclamation? How can you welch on a proclamation that no longer exists?
I can tell you how to make an Excel spreadsheet that proves Portland wins 62 games this year.
by jscot on Oct 31, 2009 1:48 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
this is the internets
proclamations “disappear” at an alaming rate, when the facts on the ground change
When reached 40 years of following Portland basketball you have, be as passionate of the Trail Blazers you will not!
by two4larue on Oct 31, 2009 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kind of like the Blazer promises to sue?
Big Brother David Stern is watching and will delete you too, if you continue to question these corrected “errors”.
"Either way we have two phenomenal units. I'm excited to play with either one." - Martell Webster
by lee3022 on Oct 31, 2009 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ok i get it
stupid though
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by OSUBlazerfan on Oct 31, 2009 12:07 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This is Chilling!
"its tough to play with one eye, unless you're a pirate." Delonte West
"una canasta a Pau en la cara" Rudy
by Honka Playboy on Oct 31, 2009 12:23 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Sorry, even on Halloween...
Death isn’t funny…
by Visionary2 on Oct 31, 2009 9:13 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
gallows humor
only the living find it macabre
When reached 40 years of following Portland basketball you have, be as passionate of the Trail Blazers you will not!
by two4larue on Oct 31, 2009 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
you better avoid that "Staples Center Collapse" video in the sidebar.
"Travis went all wang-dang diddly wubba SPROING wow-wow on everybody " Dave's recap, season opener
by Berkeley on Oct 31, 2009 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well I offset you, Visionary, because I think death is HILARIOUS every day of the year!!!
"A bizarre and extremely rare hybrid Blazer/Laker fan, Timbo has always struggled to contain the Beast Within, like Dr. Jekyll, Bruce Banner, or Ted Kennedy." — Miled Animal
by timbo on Nov 1, 2009 11:33 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Le Monde = France's version of The Onion?
"Ain't nothin' in this world for free."
by Arby on Oct 31, 2009 9:38 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
As the cat is out of the bag now, so to speak ...
I will own up to having written the entire piece.
by CatMan2 on Oct 31, 2009 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, it's a serious conservative newspaper. The closest thing to the Onion among real newspapers is probably Le Canard Enchaine with tons of caricatures and amusing stories. Don't know about websites.
http://www.lecanardenchaine.fr/
But slowly things happen that they cannot help and the Blazers Fellowship of the Ring begins to break apart
by Norsktroll on Oct 31, 2009 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Too soon for what?
You looking for a good time?
by L-TrainFTW! on Oct 31, 2009 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Too soon after finding out the truth about Nic's death, to see it written about in satyrical form
I would give it all up for a billion dollars
by Tyler Durrden on Oct 31, 2009 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fact: Jensen treated Blake's shoulder injury last season and now Blake's a zombie
I hate myself for liking this story.
The organization’s approach at manipulating their message HAD TO BE lampooned and this is an excellent job. Poor Nic. We missed you against Denver. With Rudy injured too, I more and more respect the off-season approach taken by Andre Miller to heal his body. Most of us wouldn’t last long out there giving the kind of effort they do on the court.
Can we demand players pull back on this summer overwork nonsense?
by LaoTzu on Oct 31, 2009 10:44 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
totally uncool
and not funny, no matter if it’s halloween….
Ati toi, fumier de lapin...
by kidiblaze on Oct 31, 2009 12:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You really don't think this is funny?!?!?!?!?
* * * However, he did say that Mr. Batum’s death had come as a surprise to the Blazers, especially to trainer Jay Jensen, who performed the procedure in the Blazers locker room. * * *
Mr. Pritchard put the day’s events into perspective: ‘It’s definitely a setback for Nic at this point in his career, and we don’t want to minimize that. On the other hand, we aren’t going to fall into any kind of knee-jerk reactions because of this. The important thing is we have a process, and we’ll look at this thing from all the angles, see what works and doesn’t work, and we’ll learn from it. Do we make mistakes sometimes? You bet we do. Do we make the same mistake twice? We like to feel that our process makes that less likely.’"
"A bizarre and extremely rare hybrid Blazer/Laker fan, Timbo has always struggled to contain the Beast Within, like Dr. Jekyll, Bruce Banner, or Ted Kennedy." — Miled Animal
by timbo on Nov 1, 2009 11:36 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, that was the best part
I can tell you how to make an Excel spreadsheet that proves Portland wins 62 games this year.
by jscot on Nov 1, 2009 11:44 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Further proof that human cloning is a complete success
Nico’s body double was seen wearing a sportcoat and sitting one row behind behind the Blazer’s bench, on TNT
Apparently, Paul Allen will spare no expense to perpetuate a coverup
When reached 40 years of following Portland basketball you have, be as passionate of the Trail Blazers you will not!
by two4larue on Oct 31, 2009 12:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
If it were a complete success
They would have given it longer arms.
I can tell you how to make an Excel spreadsheet that proves Portland wins 62 games this year.
by jscot on Oct 31, 2009 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
and offensive ability
i realllllllllllllllly hate your sig :(
n o offense
-BlazerFan1
by TheTinfoil on Oct 31, 2009 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't get it. Is this supposed to be funny or something?
nearly got hit with a t shirt cannon t shirt while typing
worse than travis
-Ben.
by rockingharder on Oct 31, 2009 7:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
rec
bayless leaves over my dead body
andre miller>hedo, blake
START MILLER
by thomasikehara on Oct 31, 2009 10:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
no comment
Any idiot can face a crisis - it's day to day living that wears you out.
I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches.
by Nad on Oct 31, 2009 11:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm beginning to think that many Blazer fans have no sense of humor.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
by annthefan on Nov 1, 2009 12:08 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Not after losing two straight.
Naw, it was good dry humor…if you visit Blazer sites four times a day and know all the gossip about the team.
by Benjamanic on Nov 1, 2009 12:25 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I agree.
You looking for a good time?
by L-TrainFTW! on Nov 1, 2009 3:22 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Well a lot of the real BEdgers like it.
You looking for a good time?
by L-TrainFTW! on Nov 1, 2009 3:23 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Indeed, ann.
Very nicely done, CatMan.
~ visualize whirled peas
by BlazerMunky on Nov 2, 2009 7:51 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
LOL, rec, nice job.
The only part that wasn’t funny was the bit about bringing Zach back. Don’t do that again.
The Quick and the Dead… genius.
by MiledAnimal on Nov 1, 2009 8:34 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
CatMan2: Yours is no blog entry merely;
it’s literature and intelligence. Thank you.
by Trutherlizer on Nov 2, 2009 12:15 AM PST reply actions 0 recs

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