Satire: Clippers game Mercifully ended by Staples Center Collapse

Fatal Staples Center Collapse Brings Merciful Early End To Clippers Game

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Morbidly Awesome.

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by T Darkstar on Oct 30, 2009 7:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

that made me cry

sweet tears of joy…

"No disrespect to Jeff Blake"

by Eat Politicians on Oct 30, 2009 8:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

the first few seconds

i didnt think it would that great………..but then it was hilarious! i love the lines about ricky davis and chris kaman

by 64-18 on Oct 31, 2009 12:51 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

LMAO, "Blake Griffen hanged himself in the locker room"....hahhahaha

by BRoyInThe4th on Oct 31, 2009 6:53 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

The Clippers have fans?

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

by FiveOhThree-RipCity!! on Oct 31, 2009 12:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

now that is some funny ish.

“No Clippers made it out alive.”
“Thank god.”

haha.

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by blazerbeliever on Oct 31, 2009 1:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Morbid

But Brilliant.

by JonathanPDX on Oct 31, 2009 2:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Thanks for posting this.

I’ll have to order this channel from Comcast.

by CatMan2 on Oct 31, 2009 3:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Really a well produced piece of humor...

Clearly labled “satire” for those with tenuous reality contact.
Nice studio graphics, phone interview sound, and the text commentary was an added laugh channel.
The studio reporter did a perfect job, is he available as a Luffman replacement ?
The lady reporter did a nice job too, though I detected her fighting back a smile on occassion.
Bloopers would be good on this too.
Laugh is medicine in my book. I enjoyed it.

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by Berkeley on Nov 1, 2009 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

The unanswered question:

Was Bill Simmons in attendance?

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by T Darkstar on Oct 31, 2009 4:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

That was awesome.

by brioe162 on Oct 31, 2009 4:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Very nice!

by Iwvelez on Oct 31, 2009 7:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Hilarious and stolen for SS&R at warp speed...

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by timbo on Nov 1, 2009 11:50 AM PST reply actions 0 recs