10/29/2009 Junk Drawer Part II Redo Edition
by broyposse on Oct 29, 2009 4:58 PM PDT
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Topic is simple: If you can re-do one fun thing in life, what would it be? (keep it clean after the jump!)
For example, a fun redo this day in history 10/29/1988: John Glenn returns to space nearly four decades after he became the first American to orbit the Earth. I bet the hardest thing was putting on the Astro-Diaper since it's not as comfy as a Depends.
I like our Blazer's Stunt team as the Robin to the BlazerDancers Batman...As for the Nuggets Dancers, they got the Silver Hotties!!!...Southern Oregon and Sophia are in the wrong market...
And of course, they have some of their stunt team members that would be perfect for Roybot:
and of course, there's always the head Nuggets Cheer Coach for Tom:
ROLL CALL!!!: Who's going to the game? I will be at McFaddy's for pre-funk with my ex, Sophia and my ex-ex S4E. Join us if you can...Around 6ish.
GO BLAZERS!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!!!!
Peace. Stay Cool. Forever.
- BRP
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Go Blazers, go Bulls. I need Rose to put up something good
And Ginobili for my ESPN league.
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I could have voted for six of the possibilities.
But the poll only let me choose one, so I chose Idoltime, hoping he brings his record collection. Maybe we could kill Rosie O’Donnell and eat her for months thereafter. – Elgin
Travis Outlaw, the Funnel Cake of the Blazers
Where is the poll answer of
“No thanks….I’d rather kill myself”
"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green
by antediluvian on Oct 29, 2009 5:02 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I am my own group...
finally someone understands me
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Duncan. Rose. Roy. Melo. Chuck. It's the NBA on TNT.
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any predictions on how late into the first quarter they pick up coverage? I say 2:15 has gone by
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by The Arkitect on Oct 29, 2009 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions
I think more like 4 minutes.....
because Chuck will be arguing with someone for far too long….
"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green
by antediluvian on Oct 29, 2009 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions
that's a serious question btw
I want to know who they are so I know how much offense I should take when nobody votes for me.
Speidi is a couple of media (women who have sex for money/drugs) of MTV ’fame"
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by The Arkitect on Oct 29, 2009 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions
I said it at the bottom of the last JD
but I’ll say it again. On my way home from work I walked past Dante in Downtown. He seemed surprised when I called out his name and wished him luck for tonight. I can’t help but get excited when I bump into a Trail Blazer.
you shoulda asked him what his Blazers Edge ID is
I'm gonna put the kibosh on you. You know I've kiboshed before. And I will kibosh again.
Junk Drawer protocol is breaking down.
First it’s BEdgers starting a new JD before midnight. Now it’s BRP arbitrarily starting a JD Part II. What’s next, Bride of JD? Hmm, not a bad idea for the weekend…
Son of the third cousin
of the step-dad of the doctor who once operated on the mother of this morning’s JD.
"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green
by antediluvian on Oct 29, 2009 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions
wha?!??!?
have you been reading the JDs?
ur killing me!!!
most people can’t handle a JD after 1000 comments so we start a new one…last night combined 3 JDS had over 4000 comments.
load that Miledanimal!
it's all due to
Southernoregon’s hamster powered computer
by medmelon on Oct 30, 2009 1:40 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I don't read 'em, BRP, takes too long and all. I just throw random comments into 'em.
I’m looking for a way to automate that process so I can get back to playing solitaire ’til dawn.
I'm almost tempted to vote for Ark just so I can kill him and there would be no witnesses
but I just don’t know.
vote for me… BRP changed the poll and it changed my vote
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by The Arkitect on Oct 29, 2009 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I voted for myself originally, cause I could use a little alone time every now and then… but when he changed the poll, I think my vote got moved to you and O’reilly cause honestly no one likes you enough to put up with Papa Bear
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by The Arkitect on Oct 29, 2009 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s Me!!!!
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by The Arkitect on Oct 29, 2009 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I WILL NOT CALM DOWN!!! IT’S GAME NIGHT!!!!
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by The Arkitect on Oct 29, 2009 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions
are you?
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by The Arkitect on Oct 29, 2009 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions
wow… it must be nice to be rich
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by The Arkitect on Oct 29, 2009 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm surprised no Halloween themed JD
has popped up yet. You know, like where we all share our ghost haunting stories and whatnot. Hell, I lived in a funeral home before when my dad was their full-time embalmer.
there was a great pumpkin one a couple of days ago… but we’ve been burning through them so fast that most don’t last more than 8 hours
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by The Arkitect on Oct 29, 2009 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions
what a great gig
You must have been very proud of your dad when you were in school. That has to be the coolest job for any kid’s dad, ever. – Elgin
Travis Outlaw, the Funnel Cake of the Blazers
We really need a VP of common sense for roster moves
If every fan agrees a guy is an interesting player and likely good, he actually might be good.
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Like James White?
Gerald Green? Sergio?
I generally do agree though. Sometimes, it’s just obvious to everyone except those in charge.
Annoying crackling sounds on league pass broadband today
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DANG that is a hard poll...if I was stranded on an island with one of these groups....there are seriously no good options.
1. Sophia and AK
Sophia would cry for eternity about sexism because it’d be a 2:1 Male-Female ratio on the island.
2. Ann and Rush Limbaugh
Rush Limbaugh? On an island? Ann would be completely worthless for trying to figure out a way to get off the island…just sitting around scrawling #25s.
3. Tom and OctaMom
OctaMom is creepy. Tom on an island by himself might be creepier.
4. Souther Oregon and Ann Coulter and B. Spears
I would rig up some kind of remote Internet connection with a coconut and Southern Oregon would complain it’s too slow.
5. JkSnakes and Spencer and Heidi
JkSnakes could be dangerously unpredictable without stats to keep him occupied.
6. DS and Ltrain and Perez Hilton
Ltrain AND his alter ego? The island wouldn’t be big enough. And I’d probably lose some bet and have to set up pins for DS for two weeks straight.
7. BRP and Miley Cyrus
Umm…I’d get tired of BRP trying to kill me—pretty much the only way Miley would even stop to look at him.
8. Dougall and Rick Ashtley
Dougall: Hey Prez, could you pass the fruit basket.
Me: Sure…
Dougall: HA! RickRoll’d! Hit it!
Me: That doesn’t even make sens….
Rick: Bummm ba bum………….never gonna’ give you upppppppp
9. Idoltime and Rosie O’Donnel
Idol without G.Love….what if he turned that passion on me? Yipes.
10. Philthy and Sara Palin
I’m not even going to say…I just know Phil + Palin on an island would be NSFBE.
11.Arkitect
Me: Hey Ark, could you..?
Ark: NO! Stop being so insensitive! I hate you! I’m leaving and never coming back!
(pause)
Me: We’ve been trying to figure out how to do that since we got here.
by prezofdeath on Oct 29, 2009 5:20 PM PDT reply actions 7 recs
(someone’s feeling left out)
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by The Arkitect on Oct 29, 2009 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions
finally
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by The Arkitect on Oct 29, 2009 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I hear he has good shower presence
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by The Arkitect on Oct 29, 2009 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions
What circles do you run in to hear that
I can and am willing to throw my mouth piece at any call I disagree with.
by SabasforThree on Oct 29, 2009 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions
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by The Arkitect on Oct 29, 2009 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions
BRP cheated and edited the poll!
another reason I wouldn’t want to be stuck on an island with him.
BRP: Hey Prez, see that rock out there in the surf?
Me: Yeah
BRP: Let’s race…first one there gets the hammock tonight
Me: Aight, you’re on.
Me: Ready….set……..uhh…BRP?
(BRP is nowhere to be seen)
(BRP is back at camp in the hammock, sipping a rum from the secret stash we found).
Me: You cheated!
BRP: Sorry mate; I’m Captain BRoyPosse.
Me: Pirate
BRP: Yes, perfect! BRoyPirate I shall be. Now get me another beer.
lol wut
Idol without G.Love….what if he turned that passion on me? Yipes.
Yipes???
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
No one seems to think about how i would be without idol…..
by galacticlove on Oct 30, 2009 12:45 AM PDT up reply actions
If I were on a desert island with only Rush Limbicile
there would soon be only me with lots of steaks, chops, hams and ribs. I hope I can find two sticks to rub together. Or maybe I could bottle all that gas he exudes to use for a fuel substitute. That would last a looooooooooooog time.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
by annthefan on Oct 29, 2009 5:21 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
gas does contain methane
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by The Arkitect on Oct 29, 2009 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions
I make pretty things… not science
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by The Arkitect on Oct 29, 2009 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Ann and I are going to burn your pretty things down
BOOK IT!
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
careful… currently all my pretty thing belong to the gov’t
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by The Arkitect on Oct 29, 2009 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Hmmmm. Blubber burns readily, too.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
I could use the giant hide to make a nice tent
that will protect me from the elements.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
quite the conundrum
Rush’s decomposing corpse would release enough gas to completely destroy the ozone layer and thus doom ALL of humanity… your only hope would be to stretch out his skin into a chernobyl like sarcophagus and pray it didn’t explode as it expanded like a jiffy pop container
I'm gonna put the kibosh on you. You know I've kiboshed before. And I will kibosh again.
Oh, I would collect the gas while he was still alive.
I just have to figure out how to store it for later use as fuel.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
Can I change my vote?
I want to help Ann kill Rush. – Elgin
Travis Outlaw, the Funnel Cake of the Blazers
like you know what I’ve done
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by The Arkitect on Oct 29, 2009 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions
hey… that’s uncalled for… I don’t go to where you work and heckle your pole dancing
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by The Arkitect on Oct 29, 2009 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Rose with a steal, a block, an assist
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was he open?
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by The Arkitect on Oct 29, 2009 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions
yep
but he ducked it and it flew into the stands
ball does lie
by In Walks Rudy on Oct 29, 2009 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions
is that a turnover on noah or the ref
I can and am willing to throw my mouth piece at any call I disagree with.
by SabasforThree on Oct 29, 2009 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't know but the ref was clearly cheating
ball does lie
by In Walks Rudy on Oct 29, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I will throw my mouthpiece across the court if I disagree with you.
by SabasforThree on Oct 29, 2009 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions
for the record, it's Ann and Rush Duschebag.
We could kill him and eat his salty blubber.
"Quid, Me Anxius Sum?"
http://www.cdbaby.com/Artist/Year5000
his blubber tastes like baker
I would give it all up for a billion dollars
by Tyler Durrden on Oct 29, 2009 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions
's chocolate
I would give it all up for a billion dollars
by Tyler Durrden on Oct 29, 2009 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions
little bitter, not sweet. That's about what I thought.
"Quid, Me Anxius Sum?"
http://www.cdbaby.com/Artist/Year5000
I'm rooting for the Phillies
because of Raul since I liked him when he played for the Mariners. And the fact I dislike NY anything, and all their bandwagon fans.
by JoeBlazer on Oct 29, 2009 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Go Gibson!
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Somewhere, someone's fantasy team had their loss turned into a victory
Minnesota defense given extra sack after further review
i realllllllllllllllly hate your sig :(
n o offense
-BlazerFan1
i have a bad feeling about this week
I’m projected to lose to JKSnakes by like….and that’s assuming PT Bruiser pulls 15 points out of his hat, which, the way Bell has been siphoning goal line carries, seems highly unlikely.
Gibson rebound over Blair
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"Some GMs outsmarted themselves with evaluating Blair"
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too soon to tell
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by The Arkitect on Oct 29, 2009 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions
They had a nice graphic fitting him into a series of late draft successes by the Spurs
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Obviously fans and media are giving them a lot of credit for it
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yeah, I just think one game and a pre-season does not a steal make
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by The Arkitect on Oct 29, 2009 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions
The Blink "First Impression" strategy is fool proof
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That depends on when you first watched him
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Gino-bi-leeeeeeee
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I've stopped reading the JD ever since BEdge starting posting like three a day. It's impossible to stay caught up.
And FLIGHT TIME AND BIG EAZY! That was too close for comfort.
You looking for a good time?
those guys play dirty. no excuse for what they did.
i realllllllllllllllly hate your sig :(
n o offense
-BlazerFan1
It's a game. I know some people who don't like Russell in Survivor because he acts like a jerk, but those contestants have to realize that it's just that, nothing more. I'd do the same thing for a chance at a million dollars.
You looking for a good time?
yeah, but to play on the poor girl's fears was just mean.
but i suppose if she had gone down, they would have been out.
she has herself to blame, and probably would have timed out anyway, but what they did wasn’t right.
i realllllllllllllllly hate your sig :(
n o offense
-BlazerFan1
how do you think I feel?
I hate Perez Hilton.
by Starvin' Marvin on Oct 29, 2009 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions
TAAAJ GIBSON!
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are you going to be as zealous in pointing out Blair's suckitude tonight as you were in his performance last night?
this question applies to everybody.
i realllllllllllllllly hate your sig :(
n o offense
-BlazerFan1
I have JJ Blair and he's playing me tonight so I'm guessing that Norsk is rooting against Blair.
You looking for a good time?
I have Gibson in fantasy basketball, that's why
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I just have him in my fantasy
I can and am willing to throw my mouth piece at any call I disagree with.
by SabasforThree on Oct 29, 2009 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes, and Pops even thought about starting him
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I didn't know that either
They should start him and let Timmy loaf at the 4. – Elgin
Travis Outlaw, the Funnel Cake of the Blazers
Spurs have loaded up on big men to massively reduce Duncan's workload and minutes
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Dwayne Jones > Theo Ratliff.
Even the great ones make mistakes.
Dear Paul Allen:
Waive Patty Mills & sign Ime Udoka.
Sincerely,
AK1984
anybody hear any of the allegations from Donaghy's forthcoming book?
It does not paint a very nice picture of the ref’s, and in particular Dick Bavetta
I would give it all up for a billion dollars
so you've seen it?
I would give it all up for a billion dollars
by Tyler Durrden on Oct 29, 2009 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions
I have… but the book isn’t forth-coming any longer… publisher backed out yesterday
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by The Arkitect on Oct 29, 2009 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions
I think that if it's true the nba is trying to quash the publication, it almost feels to me that's it's kind of an admission of guilt.
Wouldn’t it look better for them to let it be published and then try to publicly discredit the allegations?
I would give it all up for a billion dollars
by Tyler Durrden on Oct 29, 2009 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions
who would buy it?
furthermore, it sounds like pure libel.
"Quid, Me Anxius Sum?"
http://www.cdbaby.com/Artist/Year5000
okey-doke ...
… sounds like a libel suit.
"Quid, Me Anxius Sum?"
http://www.cdbaby.com/Artist/Year5000
I gues the argument is that Canseco was a criminal scumbag to
But a lot of what he said turned out to be true
by southern oregon on Oct 29, 2009 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm curious on one hand, while on the other I almost don't want to know the truth. If it was corrupt what could we do about it, besides boycott the only sport I really care about.
I don’t really want to think about not watching basketball, I really look forward to it, but I’m also mortified by the idea that some of our worst fears, (paranoia’s) are actually founded.
I would give it all up for a billion dollars
by Tyler Durrden on Oct 29, 2009 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Hmmmm ...
If it’s illegal to make money off criminal actions (ala Charley Manson writing a book about his deeds), wouldn’t the dirty ref’s book have to exclude him getting paid for it?
Any legal pros out there want to tackle this one?
"Quid, Me Anxius Sum?"
http://www.cdbaby.com/Artist/Year5000
I'm not sure if he was convicted of every single thing that he alledges in the book
I don’t think the law says that you can’t profit from discussing crimes, that you were never charged with
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by Tyler Durrden on Oct 29, 2009 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions
i bet whoever his agent is has a pretty good legal team set up.
"Quid, Me Anxius Sum?"
http://www.cdbaby.com/Artist/Year5000
me too
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by Tyler Durrden on Oct 29, 2009 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions
And I take the lead in points and assists. Thanks Rose.
Gibson strong start, 4 points 5 boards.
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Go Bulls,they are the only team in the East I like
Besides the Magic
by southern oregon on Oct 29, 2009 5:56 PM PDT reply actions
Gibson doesn't have terribly good hands and is a bit mechanical, but I like his activity. Was one of my draft sleepers.
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shift+a
worst JD evahhhhhh
i’d totally stalk meet you guys at mcfudruckers if i had tix to the game; have fun brp, $4E, and princess
14736251
Noah is on sleeping pills
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Hey BRP thanks for the invite out lastnight, I am not going to make it, but maybe some other time.
I would give it all up for a billion dollars
I chose Ann and Rush.
It’s obvious I would violently murder Rush very soon after having to listen to him for so long, and he is fat. He would provide us more nutrition post mortem than the other people in your poll.
Bingo (see above. you're about 15 minutes late on this one)
(by the way, I’m told Rush’s blubber tastes like baker’s chocolate.)
"Quid, Me Anxius Sum?"
http://www.cdbaby.com/Artist/Year5000
BRP I would love to come but I'm going to the game. Thanks for the invite.
I would like to have a Blazer Sedge meetup sometime for a game. I’ve never met anyone on here and think it would be fun.
I seriously considered Tom and Octomom
but figured I’d get stuck babysitting their kids
I'm gonna put the kibosh on you. You know I've kiboshed before. And I will kibosh again.
has Tom had a vasectomy?
If not, you could be in for some real trouble on that island.
"Quid, Me Anxius Sum?"
http://www.cdbaby.com/Artist/Year5000
From a marketing and fan perspective, Rose and Wade in Chicago would be amazing
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from a BB perspective it would be downright scary
by southern oregon on Oct 29, 2009 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I would like to see that more than any LeBron to anywhere moves
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I am jealous of Manu's amazing bald spot
i realllllllllllllllly hate your sig :(
n o offense
-BlazerFan1
LOL at Timmy trying to go coast to coast
i realllllllllllllllly hate your sig :(
n o offense
-BlazerFan1
I don't like that Rose has to take all the crappy late shot clock shots
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hey fellow blazermaniacs!
whats goin on?
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
Jealous! Have twice as much fun, some for you and some for me!
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
what if I wanna keep it all to myself?
by Starvin' Marvin on Oct 29, 2009 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions
well fine, be selfish then.
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
jkjkjkjk
I’ll have enough fun for all the junkers that arent goin to the game :)
by Starvin' Marvin on Oct 29, 2009 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Thats the spirit!
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
we were having a moment of silence, but you ruined it
i realllllllllllllllly hate your sig :(
n o offense
-BlazerFan1
oopsies?
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
I dont like Medmelon beating us right now in FBB
by Starvin' Marvin on Oct 29, 2009 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions
meh. Once Parker makes a few free throws we'll be up again.
Do you know when the week ends in FBB?
i realllllllllllllllly hate your sig :(
n o offense
-BlazerFan1
prepping for a halloween party tonight
making pink panty droppers AKA brp’s favorite drink (im just assuming this)
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
really?
we are making it with:
2 bottles(!) Everclear
a bottle of Vodka
Pink Lemonade mix
2 2 liters of sprite
18 pack of beer
it sounds horrible, but it’s pretty good
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
BARF!
Oh, god … I’m hungover just thinking about it … and where are my panties?
"Quid, Me Anxius Sum?"
http://www.cdbaby.com/Artist/Year5000
works every time!
(and it’s really not that bad… the first cup is kinda tough but the 2nd and 3rd go down so smoooooth)
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
I bet those 2nd and 3rd cups go down smooth … but how do they feel coming up?
"Quid, Me Anxius Sum?"
http://www.cdbaby.com/Artist/Year5000
they don't
/knocks on wood
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
cool, you're throwing the party I assume?
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
yep
the people in my house are…
spent all day prepping the house for a night of awesomeness.
how are you doing on this fine evening?
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Good, trying to bribe my friend to let me watch the game on his TV.
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
oh, that shouldn't be too hard
girls have a way of being persuasive :)
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Some Blazers fans take Rip City pride a bit far
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those tattoos wear off pretty quickly
the mustache finger tattoo was quite popular a few years back
a friend of mine tried to discourage his drunk, jewish girlfriend from getting one, but she got one anyhow. You guessed it. It came out like a hitler mustache.
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
ba-hahahahahaha! too funny.
Seriously, drunk+tattoo=disaster.
"Quid, Me Anxius Sum?"
http://www.cdbaby.com/Artist/Year5000
I had a dream last night that my brother took me to get a tattoo
and I had no idea what I was going to get but I didn’t have a choice. I had to get one right then and there.
next time you are asleep I am going to tattoo a panther on you
trust me: it will look nice
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
it would take a while to list them and I am lazy
I do have a panther tattoo though. Next time I am in portland I will get a second one
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I will do my leg tattoos
grenade with wings and a bomb that says “death from above”
jackalope
graduation tattoo that say dumbf*ck that is a play on the “rats get fat while good men die tattoo”
half snake half skeleton
virgin tuna of guadlupe
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I’m not
I am just a dumb old guy with silly tattoos
certainly not smart enough to make people feel sorry for me
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I'm not big on tats to start with, but that's just stupid.
"Quid, Me Anxius Sum?"
http://www.cdbaby.com/Artist/Year5000
Anyday on that game day thread Dave
I'm gonna put the kibosh on you. You know I've kiboshed before. And I will kibosh again.
I'm a vault
I'm gonna put the kibosh on you. You know I've kiboshed before. And I will kibosh again.
thanks B4M. I thought I could trust you.
"Quid, Me Anxius Sum?"
http://www.cdbaby.com/Artist/Year5000
I am getting shut out in the poll
I’m pretty sure its a statement about me because while I have no idea who Spencer and Heidi are, they can’t be worse than some of those people on the list.
yes
spencer and heidi are terrible
especially spencer. big arrogant douche.
by Starvin' Marvin on Oct 29, 2009 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions
And you would have to get rid of two people...
But slowly things happen that they cannot help and the Blazers Fellowship of the Ring begins to break apart
Dont feel bad I have seen the name Ann Coulter but have no idea who she is
by southern oregon on Oct 29, 2009 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions
worst person alive except for Fred Phelps.
i realllllllllllllllly hate your sig :(
n o offense
-BlazerFan1
Ann Coulter is a hideous witch
I'm gonna put the kibosh on you. You know I've kiboshed before. And I will kibosh again.
Halloween is on Saturday
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
it's cause everyone is terrified of you
making equations and telling us the statistical probability of getting off the island (which would be 0)
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Nope, jksnake, Spencer and Heidi Pratt have received universal hatred — even from all the whorish ...
entertainment tabloid shows — so this isn’t on you. Regarding the Pratt’s, here’s a hilarious article.
http://www.cnn.com/2009/SHOWBIZ/TV/09/30/spencer.heidi.marriage/index.html
Dear Paul Allen:
Waive Patty Mills & sign Ime Udoka.
Sincerely,
AK1984
McHale is a bit of an odd fit in that lineup. Not unfunny, but a bit stiff.
But slowly things happen that they cannot help and the Blazers Fellowship of the Ring begins to break apart
I gotta go Sophia and AK
I’d bet myself who lasts longer between them.
Although the GLove option is intriguing ;)
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
good call
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
if I could get to redo any fun time in my life?
gotta be my entire freshman year, knowing what i know now and who i know now
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Barkley talking about the inability to score inside
I can and am willing to throw my mouth piece at any call I disagree with.
it's all about Gregory Wayne
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
And he is right. We gotta get easy points inside, though that's as much on the centers as on penetrating players.
Houston was much better at getting those in the last playoff series.
But slowly things happen that they cannot help and the Blazers Fellowship of the Ring begins to break apart
His analysis is a little one dimensional. I love on TNT how everyone else just shuts up while chuck screams, "They just a jump shooting team. Ain't gonna win nothing shootin' those jumpshots."
I would give it all up for a billion dollars
by Tyler Durrden on Oct 29, 2009 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions
then one of the camermen coughs blowjob and the set erupts in laughter
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
Awesome!
I would give it all up for a billion dollars
by Tyler Durrden on Oct 29, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions
How'd Sophia and I get stuck together in the middle of nowhere, but you ...
have an opportunity to party in the U.S.A. on a desert island with Miley Cyrus?
Dear Paul Allen:
Waive Patty Mills & sign Ime Udoka.
Sincerely,
AK1984
that would be the worst
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Have you heard her sing?
I can and am willing to throw my mouth piece at any call I disagree with.
by SabasforThree on Oct 29, 2009 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm not really interested in her singing.
Dear Paul Allen:
Waive Patty Mills & sign Ime Udoka.
Sincerely,
AK1984
There are laws buddy
Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it
by The Arkitect on Oct 29, 2009 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions
It's a empty island. What laws are you speaking of?
You looking for a good time?
by L-TrainFTW! on Oct 30, 2009 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions
AK is sheriff and his word is law.
You looking for a good time?
by L-TrainFTW! on Oct 30, 2009 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions
Unless Miley managed to claim that role.
You looking for a good time?
by L-TrainFTW! on Oct 30, 2009 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions
I think I will win my matchup tonight. I've got Blaire and Kirk, and my opponent has no one.
Blaire’s 2 pts have won the night for me already. :)
I can and am willing to throw my mouth piece at any call I disagree with.
Rose's jumper has nothing on Bayless
But slowly things happen that they cannot help and the Blazers Fellowship of the Ring begins to break apart
how would you know that?
I'm gonna put the kibosh on you. You know I've kiboshed before. And I will kibosh again.
They're like, facebook BFFs
I will throw my mouthpiece across the court if I disagree with you.
by SabasforThree on Oct 29, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions
By watching them. It's ugly and inconsistent.
What he has on Bayless is making decisions in full speed.
But slowly things happen that they cannot help and the Blazers Fellowship of the Ring begins to break apart
is he down to skull?
I would give it all up for a billion dollars
by Tyler Durrden on Oct 29, 2009 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions
This picture should answer any lingering questions about Richard Jefferson.
Jefferson should take a tip from DeJuan Blair on how to crush a ball, although I’d bet Jefferson has other things in mind when thinking about balls.
Dear Paul Allen:
Waive Patty Mills & sign Ime Udoka.
Sincerely,
AK1984
flag
you’re on a roll tonight AK!
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
people who are bald tend to be more intelligent
by portlandgiirl91 on Oct 29, 2009 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions
If they're so smart then why did they LOSE their hair?
I would give it all up for a billion dollars
by Tyler Durrden on Oct 29, 2009 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions
they didn’t lose it… thay just can’t find it right now… stop harassing me woman I’ll find it eventually
Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it
by The Arkitect on Oct 29, 2009 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions
check your back
I would give it all up for a billion dollars
by Tyler Durrden on Oct 29, 2009 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions
warmer…
Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it
by The Arkitect on Oct 29, 2009 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions
i'd rather do my taxes than watch baseball
… I don’t know why its so boring for me
ball does lie
by In Walks Rudy on Oct 29, 2009 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I agree fun to play, but watching it is like jamming a hot poker in my peehole
or worse
I would give it all up for a billion dollars
by Tyler Durrden on Oct 29, 2009 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions
who's winning?
Every time I go to espn to check the score my computer freezes. So help a girl out!
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
it's tied
unfortunately…
Texeira hit a homer in the bottom of the 4th to make it 1-1
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
CLAIRE!
i talked to mitch for like two hours last night. just reminiscing about old times. great guy
lessssss go
yay!
This is so cool! Did he find it weird that you just had his number or did you say you got it from me?
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
naw. i told him but he didn’t think it was that weird. he thought it was more weird that i “met” you on the internet
lessssss go
oh god he would.
He’s going to tease me forever now. Awesome.
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
yeah he's cool.
And the most sarcastic person ever. He literally taught me how to properly use sarcasm in middle school. lol.
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
LOL
typical mitch. serious. there were huge pauses in our conversation. i had to think…. “is he being serious right now” lol
lessssss go
he usually isn't so don't even worry about it.
I just remembered a really funny story about Mitch that is definitely NOT bedge appropriate.
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
oops sorry dougall!
I left to go watch the game at this point so I didn’t see this. Gchat later?
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
how many bonners would he have so far?
I will throw my mouthpiece across the court if I disagree with you.
by SabasforThree on Oct 29, 2009 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Two blocks for Thomas on Parker from behind
I will throw my mouthpiece across the court if I disagree with you.
I like my option
I can EASILY murder Jon and Kate and feast on the remains, and if, for example, I’m on the island for the next 20 years, those 8 kids will come in handy. The boys will be fitting slaves, and the girls will grow to become my brides.
I shall rule this Island Kingdom with an iron fist!
I'm feeling bad I don't have a vote
I’m also feeling stupid that I didn’t vote for myself to make it look like I had a vote.
Yeah, I voted for myself
Trust me Jake— you got stuck with the worst people on the poll. Heidi and Spencer are God awful. They are everything that is wrong with the world today.
It isn’t you.
SOMEBODY likes Rush or Coulter out there
There are literally no people who actually like and admire Heidi and Spencer.
They exist only to be hated.
you mean
like YOUR FACE?
OH SNAP
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
what can I say
i’m a heartless bastard
so sue me
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Anybody notice Brook Lopez last night?
27 points
15 rebounds
5 blocks
4 assists
1 steal
good grief….
ball does lie
yeah Minny just had no answer for him
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
if Only Love hadn’t “Broken” his hand
Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it
by The Arkitect on Oct 29, 2009 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I had no clue Lopez would be anywhere near
as good as he is… and I can’t help but like him.
ball does lie
by In Walks Rudy on Oct 29, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions
I was on the Lopez bandwagon after seeing him many times in college
but not even I realized he’d be an allstar in year 2, like I now think he will. And he’s a few months younger than Oden.
atta boy Pedro
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
The Phillies management has gotten so lucky lately
There is no way they knew they would get a career year from Ibanez at age 175, or that Lee would be THIS dominant in the playoffs, or that Pedro would pitch like it was 5 years ago.
Bobby Knight turns down invitation to the Indiana Hall of Fame induction
cuz doesn’t want to district from the other nominees. Uh huh. Would Jordan have refused to attend cuz he didn’t want to distract from John Stockton? Get your ass over there, coach.
i realllllllllllllllly hate your sig :(
n o offense
-BlazerFan1
LOL
who voted for me and my boy rick? whoever it was has a special place in my heart.
I voted for BRP and Miley. I would kill BRP. then party and dance with Miley while waiting for her to turn 18…
lessssss go
that makes no sense at all
there are no laws on the island (as evidenced by BRP’s murder)…
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
You're on a desert island, so don't worry about 18. Let the Canadian rules apply there, so 16 is golden.
Dear Paul Allen:
Waive Patty Mills & sign Ime Udoka.
Sincerely,
AK1984
Brad Miller playing strong
Still no fan of Deng, but a rebounding small forward is nice :)
But slowly things happen that they cannot help and the Blazers Fellowship of the Ring begins to break apart
dave and ben conversation
Dave: Hey I just got another email from bow4meow
Ben: What did he want this time?
Dave: Something about the gameday thread. You put that up didn’t you?
Ben: No. I thought you were going to do this game.
Dave: I did the last game. We agreed to switch.
Ben: Yea, but that first game we were bothin on. Remember, I showed you how to set the auto timers to come on for each quarter.
Dave: Well yea but it was still my thread.
Ben: Ok I’ll get get Saturday’s game.
Dave: Could you cover Sunday too? I’ve got to sort through the kids candy.
Ben: I suppose. What about tonight’s thread?
Dave: Screw bow4meow.
Ben: (lol) late
Dave: late
I'm gonna put the kibosh on you. You know I've kiboshed before. And I will kibosh again.
lol they were tweeting each otehr
I will throw my mouthpiece across the court if I disagree with you.
by SabasforThree on Oct 29, 2009 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Game day thread is live, and I won the battle for first
But slowly things happen that they cannot help and the Blazers Fellowship of the Ring begins to break apart
Tonight's game is about as big as game #2 can be
We probably won’t get a better chance to beat Denver than at home with Smith suspended and them on a back 2 back. Need to get the W if we are going to be a division title team.
more importantly we need a win
for trolling purposes!
ball does lie
by In Walks Rudy on Oct 29, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions
you would know
OH SNAP
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
by cloudydays on Oct 29, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
when do thet start a season strong?
I will throw my mouthpiece across the court if I disagree with you.
by SabasforThree on Oct 29, 2009 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions
a blowout is good for us.
bring on the main event!
i realllllllllllllllly hate your sig :(
n o offense
-BlazerFan1
is your profile pic Ellen Page?
sorry I have been slacking on fbb, but my heart isnt in it anymore. If you can find a better co manager I wouldnt hold it against you. If you just want me to double check that you are playing the max number of players I can do that.
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
i've got the substitutions covered
i just needed someone with a little more knowledge than i have. No worries
And yes, that is Ellen Page, goddess among mortal women.
i realllllllllllllllly hate your sig :(
n o offense
-BlazerFan1
Ellen Page : mondern-day indie actresses :: Liz Phair : '90s indie singer-songwriters.
Thus, the question now is exactly when will Page sell herself out a decade down the line.
Dear Paul Allen:
Waive Patty Mills & sign Ime Udoka.
Sincerely,
AK1984
hopefully something with a nude scene.
i realllllllllllllllly hate your sig :(
n o offense
-BlazerFan1
i lol'd at this exchange
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
This reminds me of the cover on Liz Phair's self-titled album.
Dear Paul Allen:
Waive Patty Mills & sign Ime Udoka.
Sincerely,
AK1984
that was her best role!
come on tom, just because it was based on your life story doesn’t mean you have to hate on it.
i realllllllllllllllly hate your sig :(
n o offense
-BlazerFan1
I hate movies with torture in them, even if they are torturing a pedophile
It’s the same reason I’ll never watch Passions of the Christ.
it's very popular on TV now too.
My lady loves all those “The Unit” shows, and CSI and Law and Order SVU and crap. It’s just a bunch of glorified torture worship. Stupid. Scooby-do is way better.
"Quid, Me Anxius Sum?"
http://www.cdbaby.com/Artist/Year5000
how is she so indie
it is not llike she is working on small budget movies
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
she started that way, but isn't really that way anymore.
until Juno, most people had never heard of her.
i realllllllllllllllly hate your sig :(
n o offense
-BlazerFan1
yeah, but it was a small part.
she was in the saddest movie ever called “An American Crime,” a true story about a girl that got locked in a basement and tortured by all the kids in the neighborhood for months.
i realllllllllllllllly hate your sig :(
n o offense
-BlazerFan1
nope. like i said, saddest movie ever.
i realllllllllllllllly hate your sig :(
n o offense
-BlazerFan1
I post a picture of Liz Phair using a guitar as a phallic symbol ...
and y’all go off in a subthread about god-awful stuff such as torture.
What’s wrong with y’all?
Even I, the ultra-pessimist, am positive on occasion. Yay optimism!
Dear Paul Allen:
Waive Patty Mills & sign Ime Udoka.
Sincerely,
AK1984
HOW DARE YOU QUESTION ELLEN PAGE'S INDEPENDENT-NESS!!!
SHE’S SO INDEPENDENT, IF YOU LOOKED IT UP IN THE DICTIONARY, HER PICTUER IS THERE!
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
San AntoniLOL
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
SpLOLurs
I would give it all up for a billion dollars
by Tyler Durrden on Oct 29, 2009 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions
doesn't work like that
SAN ANTLOLNILOL SPURS!!!!
LLOLS ANGELOLES LOLAKERS!!
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
OLOLh, ILOL gLOLt iLOLt
I would give it all up for a billion dollars
by Tyler Durrden on Oct 29, 2009 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions
nLOLpe
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
DLOLangLoIltT!!!!
I would give it all up for a billion dollars
by Tyler Durrden on Oct 29, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions
tyLOLer Durrden
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
cLOLLOLudy days?
I would give it all up for a billion dollars
by Tyler Durrden on Oct 29, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions
lol
I would give it all up for a billion dollars
by Tyler Durrden on Oct 29, 2009 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Without google, does anyone know the origins of
“White-Wheat-Sourdough-English-Muffin-Bagel”
Portlanders are probably more likely to get this one than our overseas friends.
PedrLOL
dammit a home run to matsui…
2-1 yankees
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Fewer things make me happier than the Spurs losing.
I hate the Spurs like I hate an ingrown toenail.
i realllllllllllllllly hate your sig :(
n o offense
-BlazerFan1
by TheTinfoil on Oct 29, 2009 7:11 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
why?
I love them…we’re basically Spurs impersonators….
by prezofdeath on Oct 29, 2009 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions
note: I do like them as a team, but I think they're highly over-rated
and will be happy when they finish 7th in the West and show how much these so called “experts” know who are predicting them 2nd in the West.
by prezofdeath on Oct 29, 2009 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions
i like'em
love timmay, manu is solid, pop is a fantastic coach, and RC knows his stuff. there are bigger fish to fry in the nba(cough celtics cough)
The Bedger formerly known as phillyduck, now I'm just HD the duck.
hate tim
hate manu
only player I like on the spurs is TP
by Starvin' Marvin on Oct 29, 2009 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Forgot about McDyess
I love him since he was a contibutor for the Deeeeeeeetroit Pistons
by Starvin' Marvin on Oct 29, 2009 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions
why discriminate?
I hate the Celtics AND the Spurge. – Elgin
Travis Outlaw, the Funnel Cake of the Blazers
Motolol
Have to call up some people there about those ridiculous claims
But slowly things happen that they cannot help and the Blazers Fellowship of the Ring begins to break apart
Hinrich looks like Golem and whines more than Roy.
Just sayin’. I trade Blake for him, though.
i realllllllllllllllly hate your sig :(
n o offense
-BlazerFan1
blake looks like he was in "Gummo"
I would give it all up for a billion dollars
by Tyler Durrden on Oct 29, 2009 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions
ha! What a wierd movie. The spaghetti dinner while taking a bath is a classic scene.
i realllllllllllllllly hate your sig :(
n o offense
-BlazerFan1
someone alert dougall that there may be an experimental “ginger reversal” surgery
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
But Maagggiieee!
I would give it all up for a billion dollars
by Tyler Durrden on Oct 29, 2009 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions
He's in treatment
I would give it all up for a billion dollars
by Tyler Durrden on Oct 29, 2009 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions
I dont know if crying on a day bed surrounded by stuffed animals with a pillow between his legs counts as treatment
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
by jonestr on Oct 29, 2009 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
it was easy
I just went to campus and asked who roomed with the kid who has a daybed
I seriously have a binder of stuff on you
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
regular binders > Ginger binders
Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it
by The Arkitect on Oct 29, 2009 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions
if you are calling me a lady I will untuck and slap the crap out of you
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
nope
just saying. lots of people have binders on me. mostly girls but i mean if thats your thing. its cool
lessssss go
I'm starting to wonder if perhaps people undersold the fact that the Spurs
got rid of their defensive specialists… I mean Udoka and Bowen weren’t great on the ball defenders anymore, but their help D seems to be missed (especially Bowen)
Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it
If I could go back in time and fix something
I would do something about September 11th I’d draft Blair.
by tominhawaii on Oct 29, 2009 7:37 PM PDT reply actions 4 recs
ya but rosie odonnell
could hunt down and kill food, eventually u are gonna run out of kids.
the only hard part would be getting rosie to share.
The Bedger formerly known as phillyduck, now I'm just HD the duck.
by HD on Oct 29, 2009 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions
kill rosie and you have meat for weeks
I will throw my mouthpiece across the court if I disagree with you.
by SabasforThree on Oct 29, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions
That's some pretty sound logic. I would have voted for you if I had thought about that before.
You looking for a good time?
by L-TrainFTW! on Oct 30, 2009 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions
Once again, Richard Jefferson shows that he is not a reason to fear the Spurs this year.
i realllllllllllllllly hate your sig :(
n o offense
-BlazerFan1
I have never been a fan of Jefferson.
As soon as I found out he was on a USA team, I cursed and yelled get off of my team you’ll ruin it. And that team that year was an embarrassment
I will throw my mouthpiece across the court if I disagree with you.
by SabasforThree on Oct 29, 2009 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow, looks like my friend was on TV with Roy and Aldridge when they showed em.
I am so jealous of him. He gets to go up into the rafters and drop those wells fargo boxes on the fans
I will throw my mouthpiece across the court if I disagree with you.
Tonight's episode of The Office had a scene that strongly ...
reminded me of a major plotline in the novel A Separate Peace.
Dear Paul Allen:
Waive Patty Mills & sign Ime Udoka.
Sincerely,
AK1984
that bummed me out
the office and parks and rec better be funny
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
is parks and rec ever funny?
Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it
by The Arkitect on Oct 29, 2009 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions
i wish he and the other two guys
would do another season of human giant, that show was awesome
The Bedger formerly known as phillyduck, now I'm just HD the duck.
don't hold ur breath on parks
but the office was a nice episode tonight. community was really good too.
The Bedger formerly known as phillyduck, now I'm just HD the duck.
I think I want to like community, but I just cant get over the hump with that show
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
i kinda like the other chick better
whatever her name is.
The Bedger formerly known as phillyduck, now I'm just HD the duck.
ya she is great
but i hated the way they made her look on the office, way too manly.Much better in i love you man.
The Bedger formerly known as phillyduck, now I'm just HD the duck.
So...
only 80 more wins till our 81-1 season is over and the playoffs start?
Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it
I hate myself.
I’ve been avoiding listening to the radio, the junk drawer, facebook….I just settled in for a night of work and Blazers after school and what do I do? I’m testing an email template and make “NBA.com” my sample link. And BAM. I see that we lost, halfway through the game on DVR.
#prezofdeathfailsatlife
i was lying to you about your two best players being injured
lessssss go
by dougall5505 on Oct 29, 2009 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions
You voted for Clinton?! You voted for Bush?!
Why can’t you vote for Dougall!!?!?!??!
by prezofdeath on Oct 29, 2009 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions
i lied about lying! they are injured!
lessssss go
by dougall5505 on Oct 29, 2009 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions
my team sucks even more
when i realized Rashard Lewis has a 10 game suspension to start the season
by prezofdeath on Oct 29, 2009 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions
my friend over at magnum's league
ended up with josh howard, rashard, and jamison. Nice way to start the season.
cello was one of the announcers
and kenny butchered it
by prezofdeath on Oct 29, 2009 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions
When did they bring back the replacement refs?
by Starvin' Marvin on Oct 29, 2009 11:35 PM PDT reply actions
that one call where webster moved his feet really well to take a charge on anthony
and then they called blocking on webster was pure garbage
by prezofdeath on Oct 29, 2009 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions
how bout the blocking foul on Przy that put Ty Lawson on the line?
by Starvin' Marvin on Oct 29, 2009 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions
or the loose ball foul on przy. when he got all mad
lessssss go
by dougall5505 on Oct 29, 2009 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions
that game was straight up garbage
90 free throws. really? really? come on now.
by Starvin' Marvin on Oct 29, 2009 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL that one was bad
hilarious though on TV…lawson’s “OH %$#” look when he was in the air was priceless
by prezofdeath on Oct 29, 2009 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions
why is it that people are so bad at public speaking?
they did group speeches in one of my classes today and they did a fantastic job of displaying every nervous public speaking habit. There was even this super cocky dude that has a perma-smirk, and when he got up there he did a 180(actually it was quite amusing to watch, he would do the same hand movement after every sentence).
The Bedger formerly known as phillyduck, now I'm just HD the duck.
Preparation
Public speaking is a breeze if you spend a lil time prepping….problem is most people slack and then try to come up with some seat-of-the-pants thing and they look foolish for it.
by prezofdeath on Oct 29, 2009 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions
^^obviously there are a good number of people that just hate public speaking and fear it for whatever reason
fear of failure, fear of looking bad…people not used to being center of attention…
but at least in college, I’ve noticed a lot can be attributed to poor prep
by prezofdeath on Oct 29, 2009 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions
ya that's probably true
i can’t stand when someone is just reading off a notecard, at what point is that even considered a speech? ur just reading aloud for the class, and look up at least at the end of sentences you have to know at least where you are going with a sentence that you read half of.
The Bedger formerly known as phillyduck, now I'm just HD the duck.
I am a good public speaker
when it is subject i know something about…good thing too …since I am a corporate trainer
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Oct 29, 2009 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm a somewhat shy person, so public speaking goes against my nature.
Preparation and practice is crucial for me to be confident and give a good presentation. Even with tons of prep and practice I still have some nervousness until I’m actually in front of the audience, but no matter what I always get cotton mouthed when I speak.
by chalupa king on Oct 29, 2009 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions
im not the most outgoing person
but for some reason im great at public speaking, i think generally because i feel like most people aren’t listening.
The Bedger formerly known as phillyduck, now I'm just HD the duck.
The presentations I had to do were in my upper division science classes and lab meetings.
The majority of the students in the classes had their ish together and actually paid attention and asked questions. In lab meetings everybody is paying attention because we’re being paid to and my research results can have an impact on their work.
by chalupa king on Oct 30, 2009 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions
I hate to point this out
but if people are tuning you out wouldnt that make you not a good public speaker?
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
Even the best public speaker can't make boring subjects interesting to the audience if they have no interest in learning anything.
You looking for a good time?
by L-TrainFTW! on Oct 30, 2009 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions
I disagree
check out the TED talks, at first glance a lot of the subjects seem boring, but if presented well they really come alive.
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
some of those are good
some of them are complete rubbish. you really gotta’ be picky-choosy with ’em
I kind of disagree.
If the audience has no interest than yes your point stands, but a great public speaker can make many topics interesting. In the same line a poor public speaker can make even the most interesting topic seem boring.
by chalupa king on Oct 30, 2009 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions
The first sentence should actually say
“no interest in learning than . . .”
by chalupa king on Oct 30, 2009 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions
What I'm trying to say is that, like you said, a lot of people are lost causes. I realize that great speakers can make subjects interesting if the audience is willing to learn, however some people just will not listen, not matter what you do or say.
You looking for a good time?
by L-TrainFTW! on Oct 30, 2009 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah I understood that, and I agree with you there.
If someone isn’t interested then they probably aren’t going to give the speaker any chance.
by chalupa king on Oct 30, 2009 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions
it's like when i watched transformers 2
there was no hope for me liking, i just hate michael bay way too much to give it a shot.
The Bedger formerly known as phillyduck, now I'm just HD the duck.
nope buddy payed
it was kind of his way of trying to put me in my place, cause i was bashing the movie so much without seeing. He was hoping i would like it. there is no way i would pay to see that.
The Bedger formerly known as phillyduck, now I'm just HD the duck.
michael bay had a few
Armageddon, Pearl Harbor, The Rock…but yeah, transformers 2 was ridiculously bad
i've done most of my public speaking in high school
i would say roughly 70% of them didn’t were lost causes as far as getting their attention
The Bedger formerly known as phillyduck, now I'm just HD the duck.
One of the funniest moments of the night
was when the guy behind me was telling the lady he was with that Chris Andersen’s nickname is Duckman.
ugh. i do not want chris associated with the ducks. why do u always sit by the dummies. must be a section reserved for them
BURN SHAKA LAKA
lessssss go
by dougall5505 on Oct 29, 2009 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I laughed for like a minute after he said that.
He also had to explain to her that “the little clock with the time ticking down” is how many seconds they have left to shoot. I don’t think she had ever heard of basketball before in her life.
Wow, people are stupid.
Duckman was an underrated animated series, though.
Dear Paul Allen:
Waive Patty Mills & sign Ime Udoka.
Sincerely,
AK1984
fun little website
posted in the fanshots by sir charles
are the blazers playing
The Bedger formerly known as phillyduck, now I'm just HD the duck.
We also can't win all 82 games.
You looking for a good time?
by L-TrainFTW! on Oct 29, 2009 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions
you can
just a very very very very slim chance
by Starvin' Marvin on Oct 29, 2009 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions
No team will ever win all 82 games.
You looking for a good time?
by L-TrainFTW! on Oct 29, 2009 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions
and the three! It's Roy time!
how did we lose this one?
by prezofdeath on Oct 29, 2009 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Do you want to know?
You looking for a good time?
by L-TrainFTW! on Oct 29, 2009 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Can you not do this?
I don’t need to relive this hellish game
by Starvin' Marvin on Oct 29, 2009 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions
It is just one of those games
the blazers put themselves in a position to win, and that is a positive thing.
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
It came down to a bad foul shooter having to save the game by making both of 'em in the clutch. It isn't unexpected that Oden didn't come through for us.
You looking for a good time?
by L-TrainFTW! on Oct 30, 2009 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions
It isn't his fault at all. All I'm saying is that you can't expect to win the game when your last hope is Greg Oden at the line.
You looking for a good time?
by L-TrainFTW! on Oct 30, 2009 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions
LMA, Broy, and Dre all missed free throws in the last 2:30
Greg just happened to miss 2 of them
by Starvin' Marvin on Oct 30, 2009 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions
Again, I'm not blaming him. We should have held on to our lead.
You looking for a good time?
by L-TrainFTW! on Oct 30, 2009 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions
this is BS and you know it
It isn’t unexpected that Oden didn’t come through for us.
Oden has been clutch his entire life (see: HS Championship, huuuuuge game against Florida in the NC, etc.)
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
That's one of my favorite moves.
Carmelo is a &$^#@ and I want to &#%(&#$ punch him in his ^$#$@*& face.
Why? He's a great player.
You looking for a good time?
by L-TrainFTW! on Oct 30, 2009 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions
Unlike a lot of people, I don't hate great players who pick our defense apart.
You looking for a good time?
by L-TrainFTW! on Oct 30, 2009 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions
I did not say that?
You looking for a good time?
by L-TrainFTW! on Oct 30, 2009 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions
I wasn't even speaking to you, so I don't how you'd get the assumption that I was criticizing you.
You looking for a good time?
by L-TrainFTW! on Oct 30, 2009 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions
I don't hate great players...there are certain personalities that rub me the wrong way.
Namely the gangster wannabe types. Melo, Michael Beasley to name a couple.
Not a fan of Kobe because he verbally abuses his teammates.
Tim Duncan? He’s a class act. I can root for him. Chauncy Billups? If I loved him any more I’d have to marry him.
It’s personality, not whether or not someone can slice up our defense that determines whether I like ’em or not.
by prezofdeath on Oct 30, 2009 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
You see 'Melo as the wannabe type? I get your point though, I don't like a lot of players for the same reason.
You looking for a good time?
by L-TrainFTW! on Oct 30, 2009 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions
shoot forget to use in new window
so click this
The Bedger formerly known as phillyduck, now I'm just HD the duck.
The body hair is worse. Why in the world would you leave a patch of hair THERE?
You looking for a good time?
by L-TrainFTW! on Oct 30, 2009 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions
ha sorry
thats where my blazers tat is
by Starvin' Marvin on Oct 30, 2009 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions
Dang, I don't know who did worse in this deal, you or Dougall.
by prezofdeath on Oct 30, 2009 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions
their kids
The Bedger formerly known as phillyduck, now I'm just HD the duck.
by HD on Oct 30, 2009 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
i am beautiful. no matter what you say
lessssss go
by dougall5505 on Oct 30, 2009 12:29 AM PDT up reply actions
i know this is gonna seem odd but
through 3 days im ahead of the fearsome jksnake in fbb, i sure hope my team can continue to fight and scrap their way into the win column.
The Bedger formerly known as phillyduck, now I'm just HD the duck.
I thought you were super baller?
did you play hs ball prior to your senior year?
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
ya. i played frosh and soph year. i went to a really competitive school though. It burned me out. I got cut junior year. But i grew that summer and probably woulda made the team senior year. we ended up winning the state championship. woulda been a great experience
lessssss go
by dougall5505 on Oct 30, 2009 12:36 AM PDT up reply actions
hmm what school?
You looking for a good time?
by L-TrainFTW! on Oct 30, 2009 12:36 AM PDT up reply actions
statement
do you see a question mark at the end of it?
by Starvin' Marvin on Oct 30, 2009 12:39 AM PDT up reply actions
Maybe with you the team wouldn't have won the state championship, so you come out nicely
But slowly things happen that they cannot help and the Blazers Fellowship of the Ring begins to break apart
some judge at a dog contest. there was a picture of him in the oregonian a couple years ago
lessssss go
by dougall5505 on Oct 30, 2009 12:41 AM PDT up reply actions
i had always wondered about it too
just never asked
by Starvin' Marvin on Oct 30, 2009 1:05 AM PDT up reply actions
lol!
tempe is the ibiza of phoenix.. but I was responding to the JD topic of what fun thing I would do over..
sheesh do you even read anything ever? ;)
by galacticlove on Oct 30, 2009 1:14 AM PDT up reply actions
i took a boat..
around formentera but we only stopped in ibiza..
by galacticlove on Oct 30, 2009 2:10 AM PDT up reply actions
i spent a week last summer in ibiza
beautiful place. Can get a bit crowded in the major towns, but there are loads of amazing little beaches (calas). However, Formentera just blew my mind. It’s like the Caribbean but in the middle of the Mediterranean.
I think that I went around that side of the island :)
Ibiza was great.. definitely too crowded at certain places.. i was with a friend I had met in spain who had a villa near cala llonga
Can’t remember if i mentioned it.. but I also had a great time at sitges! i spent like a week and a half there and it was so beautiful everyday..
by galacticlove on Oct 30, 2009 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions
Formentera Lady by King Crimson
Houses iced in whitewash guard a pale shore-line
Cornered by the cactus and the pine.
Here I wander where sweet sage and strange herbs grow
Down a sun-baked crumpled stony road.
Dusty wheels leaning rusting in the sun;
Snuff brown walls where spanish lizards run.
Here I’m shadowed by a dragon fig tree’s fan
Ringed by ants and musing over man.
I’ll unwind my old strings while the sun shines down
Won’t climb any high thing while the sun shines.
Formentera lady sing your song for me
Formentera lady sweet lover.
Lamplights glows on old guitars the travellers strum;
Incence children dance to an indian drum.
Here Odysseus charmed by dark Circe fell,
Still her perfume lingers, still her spell.
Time’s grey hand won’t catch me while the sun shines down
Untie and unlatch me while the stars shine.
Formentera lady dance your dance for me
Formentera lady dark lover.
Travis Outlaw, the Funnel Cake of the Blazers
lol i heard you had a great time
what would you change?
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
i don't think i'd change anything about ibiza
in my life in general? shooot.. it’s hard to know what one should change.. i think i would put myself in a different place to have avoided some of the worst of what i’ve had to take.. but then again.. am i defined by those challenges i would change and, thus, wouldn’t be me if i hadn’t faced them? dunnnoo..
by galacticlove on Oct 30, 2009 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions
The reply is not working so dougall
I went to 3 different Catholic schools and went to puplic school where my older brother was a track star in the 10th grade,the coachs hated the surfers who could give the varsity all they wanted[LA city champ team] and would just not goose step the way they wanted,
by southern oregon on Oct 30, 2009 1:13 AM PDT reply actions
i saw the sign?
and it opened up my mind?
by galacticlove on Oct 30, 2009 1:25 AM PDT up reply actions
It's a beautiful morning
Oh no that doesn’t fit. Maybe “wheel of fortune” for today.
But slowly things happen that they cannot help and the Blazers Fellowship of the Ring begins to break apart
flag
:)
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
lol im just sick of it a bit
you all just seem to think the world revolves around the pac-10 when you aren’t going to have a good enough football team for a FBS game for at least another couple of a years..
and in basketball, the big east > pac10
by galacticlove on Oct 30, 2009 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions
ugh never hang around the SEC message boards then
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
well yeah but...
that’s the SEC… wtz compares to the SEC in college football for recent years?
ps no love for the SEC.. of course… and they are soo pompous but.. at least they’ve earned some bragging rights :)
by galacticlove on Oct 30, 2009 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions
Why was I not on the poll?
Are you implying that no one would want to live in an island with me? I’m very resourceful you know, I used to run wild in the country side as a child.
:(
It'll be a super success
we weren’t on the list because our mexi-themed island would have won by a landslide. It wouldn’t have been a balanced poll.
Get your sombrero and your maracas ready!!!!
i want in too!
my island with sean hannity sucks without idol there!
by galacticlove on Oct 30, 2009 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions
you're the best!
next time I’m in Spain… I’m heading for your guest room ;)
by galacticlove on Oct 30, 2009 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions
that's hot
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
I WOULD LIVE WITH YOU ON AN ISLAND
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
i think so too
:(
regulating is lame… and so are idiots who wanna fight when they get alcohol in their system
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
no probs
you could teach me spanish
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
I just cannot be mad at Oden for missing those FTs
poor kid has enough on his plate already….
I was kinda distracted throughout the 4th quarter — people kept coming in and out of my room asking for the score — how did they get the lead back?
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
I have mixed feelings about this JD
it was sad not to have company past 11.00 am (my time), but it was refreshing not to witness another JD mutating into a monster and becoming unreadable.
what a shame...
good stuff in there.. i’m going to save it and post a link to it every year on this day..
by galacticlove on Oct 30, 2009 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions
lol!!!!
omg.. that’s me in so many ways!! :)
also, I needed to preserve my expert work transcribing spinner dimension requirements in metric units for future generations.. ;)
by galacticlove on Oct 30, 2009 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions
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