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Early AM Junk Drawer for October 29th, 2009

So most people have good times and bad times in their lives.. also, we are all gifted in some ways through our births, stations, or otherwise in life...

Star-divide

Personally.. I know that I have been gifted and blessed in my life.. I have a supportive family (for the most part), and no worries that I can do anything I put my mind to.. I've gotten to be out on my own since after I graduated HS last summer and made my way from Syracuse to Portland to Spain to Crete to Poland to San Diego to Tempe and since then.. finding my world is what my life is about now.. and I couldn't be happier for that... 

But nobody's life is all peaches and sunshine.. throughout my life I find myself in bad circumstances.. sometimes I've only ended up with just a small physical wound and slightly more hardened to the harshness that people bring upon one another.. othertimes.. I came out a lot worse... I can't say I always knew that I would be okay.. but I always had that supportive family to remind me of how blessed I really was.. and because of that.. I can use the harshness and pain I had to endure to find myself and to make the world I find around me better also...

Soo... do people find they are more defined by the ways that they have been gifted or by the hardships that they have had to overcome? Or do you want to share some crazy deep things about yourself? Or do you just want to blather on endlessly about your fantasy sports teams?

PS Like Morti, I'll tell my whole story for some “feel sorry for you” tail... pm me...

Poll
Sexiest Blazer
Joel
0 votes
Brandon
1 votes
Marty
2 votes
Patty
0 votes
JP31
2 votes
Andre
0 votes
Dante
2 votes
Nic
4 votes
LaMarcus
4 votes
Travis
3 votes
Greg
3 votes
Rudy
11 votes
Jerryd
0 votes
Someone not mentioned
6 votes

38 votes | Poll has closed

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Rudy
Nic
Aldridge

"Fernandez, to my eyes, is the Blazer who walks that walk most comfortably. A lot of Portland's fans (egged on, dare I say, by their local broadcasters) lament things like how Ron Artest or Yao Ming get to hit Brandon Roy's arms.

But I suspect Fernandez sees all that and thinks: We get to hit arms! Cool!"

http://myespn.go.com/blogs/truehoop/0-39-135/On-Playoff-Experience.html

"I told Pau the Lakers never win here in Portland; I think it's great." -- Rudy Fernandez

by ratbastird on Oct 29, 2009 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I am not so into him

I have always been a ZBo kind of guy myself

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Oct 29, 2009 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't think he is, but I'm a guy

the Blazer dancers aren’t that cute either, they should probably make the outfits skimpier and the dances more sexually suggestive.

by Magnum on Oct 29, 2009 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LaMarcus is obviously the number one choice.

And then probably Rudy. I know you have a list as well.

by Roybot on Oct 29, 2009 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I already hate this Jd

by just scrolling past the poll

by Starvin' Marvin on Oct 29, 2009 12:50 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

sexist

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 29, 2009 12:51 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

thats a good one

those eyes are so dreamy

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 29, 2009 12:56 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

it's easier to palm a basketball

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 29, 2009 12:57 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

much

I have no chance of palm a basketball.. I’m glad I can palm a baseball..

by galacticlove on Oct 29, 2009 1:00 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ahem

a great spot for an inappropriate joke

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 29, 2009 1:00 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's the best part about me

When I’m palmed, it makes even the tiniest hands look HUGE. Like Andre the Giant, huge. Like Will Purdue’s feet, huge.

by Mortimer on Oct 29, 2009 1:12 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

anyone else notice

that ha is rockin’ pink bracelets? dude was the original metro

The Bedger formally known as phillyduck, now im just HD the duck.

by HD on Oct 29, 2009 12:58 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yo GLove

I wanna feel bad for you. is the email you gave me that one time the same one i should email you on to make me feel bad?

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 29, 2009 12:51 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

good deal

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 29, 2009 12:54 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

check you email

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 29, 2009 12:55 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

haha there it is..

ok ok.. I’ll write one sad story for you tonight.. for showing initiative ;)

by galacticlove on Oct 29, 2009 12:56 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

woo hoo

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 29, 2009 12:57 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sad Songs by Elton John

Guess there are times when we all need to share a little pain
And ironing out the rough spots
Is the hardest part when memories remain
And it’s times like these when we all need to hear the radio
`Cause from the lips of some old singer
We can share the troubles we already know
Turn them on, turn them on
Turn on those sad songs
When all hope is gone
Why don’t you tune in and turn them on
They reach into your room
Just feel their gentle touch
When all hope is gone
Sad songs say so much
If someone else is suffering enough to write it down
When every single word makes sense
Then it’s easier to have those songs around
The kick inside is in the line that finally gets to you
and it feels so good to hurt so bad
And suffer just enough to sing the blues
Sad songs, they say
Sad songs, they say
Sad songs, they say
Sad songs, they say so much

Travis Outlaw, the Funnel Cake of the Blazers

by 22baylor on Oct 29, 2009 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like Elton

Piano man he makes his stand
In the auditorium

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 29, 2009 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

so funny...

i was totally thought about that song when i wrote my story out for cloudy last night!

by galacticlove on Oct 29, 2009 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ha - excellent

I’d like to read your story too, if you want to share it with me. I’d send you one in return. – Elgin

Travis Outlaw, the Funnel Cake of the Blazers

by 22baylor on Oct 29, 2009 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

the topic for this JD is kinda ironic

considering that BRP said that I should share my story on here. Not sure if I will tho.

Senior Asian ambassador of Blazers Edge

by Philthyanimal on Oct 29, 2009 12:51 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

rec

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 29, 2009 12:59 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

nah

i dont want to share it and have people pity me or whatever. plus i’ve kinda moved on since then.

Senior Asian ambassador of Blazers Edge

by Philthyanimal on Oct 29, 2009 12:53 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ya ain't moved on THAT much

You’re still asian.

This is about how you decided to be asian, right?

I apologize in advance for joking, I know it’s tough to reveal personal stuff and I urge you to only do it if you are totally comfortable. If it helps, I already pity you.

And I love ya, Philthy.

by Mortimer on Oct 29, 2009 1:14 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

maybe at a meet up or on tinychat or something

but i would rather not in a JD

Senior Asian ambassador of Blazers Edge

by Philthyanimal on Oct 29, 2009 1:00 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

no

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 29, 2009 1:03 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i blame SO

but it’s worth it to keep making em so he can junk with us and we dont kill the hamster!

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 29, 2009 1:07 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sadly

I’ve been letting myself go. I just can’t keep up. Gosh, I’m such a failure!!

by fanfaraway on Oct 29, 2009 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

we are all overwhelmed

Let’s just do what we can and hope for the best. – Elgin

Travis Outlaw, the Funnel Cake of the Blazers

by 22baylor on Oct 29, 2009 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh nice...did you make it to summer league?

Bunch of us almost flew down to go…I was just going to get a hug from Tom, so when he bagged I cancelled my ticket. And I think Phil was just going to get a hug from me, so he cancelled his too.

by prezofdeath on Oct 29, 2009 1:07 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

your a horrible mod

Senior Asian ambassador of Blazers Edge

by Philthyanimal on Oct 29, 2009 1:15 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

english is my 2nd language

Senior Asian ambassador of Blazers Edge

by Philthyanimal on Oct 29, 2009 1:16 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

good excuse

what’s the first language?

by Starvin' Marvin on Oct 29, 2009 1:17 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

actually its my third

cantonese, vietnamese, english

Senior Asian ambassador of Blazers Edge

by Philthyanimal on Oct 29, 2009 1:21 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

thats really cool

you gotta speak some of that on wednesday

by Starvin' Marvin on Oct 29, 2009 1:21 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

smh...and he honestly expects us to believe he's mensa

doesn’t he know we know it’s easy to lie on Internet message boards?

For example, you could say LOOK AT ME EVERYONE, MY NAME IS STARVIN MARVIN AND I’M COOL.

See how easy it is?

by prezofdeath on Oct 29, 2009 1:17 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

stop shaking your head

Senior Asian ambassador of Blazers Edge

by Philthyanimal on Oct 29, 2009 1:27 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Its a card you can print out if you go to their website

A novelty thing if you sign up for their mailing list.

It’s actually a test done by Mensa to see if they allow you to take the real test, because if you willingly sign up for spam they disqualify you.

by Mortimer on Oct 29, 2009 1:30 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

you got me real good

Senior Asian ambassador of Blazers Edge

by Philthyanimal on Oct 29, 2009 1:31 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh yeah ... uh ... I lost mine ... right?

"Quid, Me Anxius Sum?"
http://www.cdbaby.com/Artist/Year5000

by Y5k on Oct 29, 2009 2:36 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

http://www.mensa.org/

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Oct 29, 2009 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If they were that smart they would have a better website

But slowly things happen that they cannot help and the Blazers Fellowship of the Ring begins to break apart

by Norsktroll on Oct 29, 2009 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I guess smart =/= creativity

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Oct 29, 2009 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

it is for people with high IQs

I tried to get in by giving them my 1/jonestrIQ, but those smarty pants quickly figured that one out.

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Oct 29, 2009 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I looked into it, but it seemed kinda boring… I didn’t want to do it just to say I was Mensa
.
.
.
but I’ll happily brag about it here

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Oct 29, 2009 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

are you bragging about looking into it?

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Oct 29, 2009 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yes… I read good

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Oct 29, 2009 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

smh
the investigations of members’ opinions and attitudes; and assistance to researchers, inside and outside Mensa, in projects dealing with intelligence or Mensa."

so pompous.

by fanfaraway on Oct 29, 2009 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I didn’t join cause all the local chapter seems to do is get together to play DnD and other board games

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Oct 29, 2009 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

do they have high BBIQ?

Travis Outlaw, the Funnel Cake of the Blazers

by 22baylor on Oct 29, 2009 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

nay

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Oct 29, 2009 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i did it for the car insurance discount

Senior Asian ambassador of Blazers Edge

by Philthyanimal on Oct 30, 2009 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

you mean when i buy my condo in vegas

Senior Asian ambassador of Blazers Edge

by Philthyanimal on Oct 29, 2009 1:15 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

if i could afford one i would

you gonna help me and prez decorate?

Senior Asian ambassador of Blazers Edge

by Philthyanimal on Oct 29, 2009 1:27 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i cant decide if i want a condo

or spend more on a house…its a vacation home so i assume condo is best…but i kinda want excess space to house crap i dont need.

Senior Asian ambassador of Blazers Edge

by Philthyanimal on Oct 29, 2009 1:30 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

how much do you rent for there/

i think its crazy how cheap a mortgage is compared to rent there.

Senior Asian ambassador of Blazers Edge

by Philthyanimal on Oct 29, 2009 1:33 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

don't got no MENSA's, but I gots this ...

Angkor pass

(You still have your pass, SexRex?)

"Quid, Me Anxius Sum?"
http://www.cdbaby.com/Artist/Year5000

by Y5k on Oct 29, 2009 2:55 AM PDT up reply actions   3 recs

Honestly I don't even remember getting a pass, I guess I should have gotten one

all I remember was having a guy take me out there on his moped hella early in the morning to watch the sunrise over Ankor Wat.

"We didn't start the fire. It was always burning. Since the world's been turning." - E. E. Cummings

by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Oct 29, 2009 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

look at those eyes!

Clearly you were absolutely pumped for the occasion. – Elgin

Travis Outlaw, the Funnel Cake of the Blazers

by 22baylor on Oct 29, 2009 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

How long have you been insane?

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Oct 29, 2009 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL

I’d been traveling out of a backpack for nearly two months at that point, with little sleep and lots of rum. I was a little … off … when this photo was snapped.

"Quid, Me Anxius Sum?"
http://www.cdbaby.com/Artist/Year5000

by Y5k on Oct 29, 2009 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

it's good to see the jd topic making a comeback

ll cool j would be proud

The Bedger formally known as phillyduck, now im just HD the duck.

by HD on Oct 29, 2009 12:52 AM PDT reply actions   2 recs

rec

JDs should always have topics…. if anything it’s a good way to guide conversation for the early morning folks

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 29, 2009 12:58 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

for the poll

I think I’m gonna have to go with Nicolas.

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 29, 2009 12:54 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

i thought it was the rolls'

rolls.

"Fernandez, to my eyes, is the Blazer who walks that walk most comfortably. A lot of Portland's fans (egged on, dare I say, by their local broadcasters) lament things like how Ron Artest or Yao Ming get to hit Brandon Roy's arms.

But I suspect Fernandez sees all that and thinks: We get to hit arms! Cool!"

http://myespn.go.com/blogs/truehoop/0-39-135/On-Playoff-Experience.html

"I told Pau the Lakers never win here in Portland; I think it's great." -- Rudy Fernandez

by ratbastird on Oct 29, 2009 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

token?

care to share what you’re currently tokin’ ?

by prezofdeath on Oct 29, 2009 1:02 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

so... what are you taking then?

"Fernandez, to my eyes, is the Blazer who walks that walk most comfortably. A lot of Portland's fans (egged on, dare I say, by their local broadcasters) lament things like how Ron Artest or Yao Ming get to hit Brandon Roy's arms.

But I suspect Fernandez sees all that and thinks: We get to hit arms! Cool!"

http://myespn.go.com/blogs/truehoop/0-39-135/On-Playoff-Experience.html

"I told Pau the Lakers never win here in Portland; I think it's great." -- Rudy Fernandez

by ratbastird on Oct 29, 2009 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ya no ish you junk like a girl

all this feelings and stuff pfft, this junk needs an upgrade of testosterone so anyways how bout them yankee’s?

The Bedger formally known as phillyduck, now im just HD the duck.

by HD on Oct 29, 2009 1:02 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

NEW YLOLRK YANKEES

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 29, 2009 1:03 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yankees...ugh

Coworker1: Hey, did you know Coworker2 is a Yankees fan?

Me: I knew I didn’t like Coworker2.

Coworker1: HAHA! I’m going to tell her you said that.

Me: Please do.

by prezofdeath on Oct 29, 2009 1:05 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol prez

i have a hard time believing you would ever say something that mean

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 29, 2009 1:06 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

work is a vicious environment

playing ping pong with one of the girls from work today…she’s a big #5 fan.

Rudy.lover: (scores a point on me)

Rudy.lover: I’m gonna’ beat a guy! Woooooo!

(pause)

Rudy.lover: Well, I’m going to beat Josh anyway.

by prezofdeath on Oct 29, 2009 1:15 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

how dare we love our team!

I just want his leg.

"Fernandez, to my eyes, is the Blazer who walks that walk most comfortably. A lot of Portland's fans (egged on, dare I say, by their local broadcasters) lament things like how Ron Artest or Yao Ming get to hit Brandon Roy's arms.

But I suspect Fernandez sees all that and thinks: We get to hit arms! Cool!"

http://myespn.go.com/blogs/truehoop/0-39-135/On-Playoff-Experience.html

"I told Pau the Lakers never win here in Portland; I think it's great." -- Rudy Fernandez

by ratbastird on Oct 29, 2009 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I love your coworker

lol

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 29, 2009 1:19 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Prez is a cocky jerk

His “I’m seem super decent and nice to the point of you worry about me getting chewed up by this mean and pitiless world” act is all an… act to get some sweet sweet poooooooooooooooon.

by Mortimer on Oct 29, 2009 1:15 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

ok perfect reference

33 second mark

The Bedger formally known as phillyduck, now im just HD the duck.

by HD on Oct 29, 2009 1:07 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The wake for my cuz turned out to be a pretty cool

Family reunion,met some kin I had heard about but never met and had a good time with the old folks. The scary part is I have their genes and might live another 30 years

by southern oregon on Oct 29, 2009 1:14 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I just picked up Chuck Hayes in fantasy. Mock me now.

I really hope the games start streaming on Blazers.com soon.

If I had to term the present situation, it would have to be a series of unfortunate events.

by Cablinasian on Oct 29, 2009 1:17 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

well I was looking through his career stats and the man flat-out produces per-minute in steals and rebounds. He rebounds as well as Collison, scores a littles less, and steals more. Plus he’ll get more time.

I really hope the games start streaming on Blazers.com soon.

If I had to term the present situation, it would have to be a series of unfortunate events.

by Cablinasian on Oct 29, 2009 1:18 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's true

With those 4 arms of his I could see him getting a lotta steals for a big. Nice pickup.

giggle

by Mortimer on Oct 29, 2009 1:19 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

smh.

he will get 1.75 steals per game, just watch.

I really hope the games start streaming on Blazers.com soon.

If I had to term the present situation, it would have to be a series of unfortunate events.

by Cablinasian on Oct 29, 2009 1:20 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i SAID nice pick up

Mr. Sensitive, geez. You gotta validate your endless defending of Oden’s offensive night by picking up the guy you accuse of causing him those problems.

Classic overcompensating due to daddy issues, seen it a thousand times in FBB.

by Mortimer on Oct 29, 2009 1:21 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

have fun with Hedo.

I really hope the games start streaming on Blazers.com soon.

If I had to term the present situation, it would have to be a series of unfortunate events.

by Cablinasian on Oct 29, 2009 1:22 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

OH YEAH

I WILL HAVE FUN WITH HEDO. I WILL.

HAVE FUN. WITH HEDO.

I WILL.

by Mortimer on Oct 29, 2009 1:22 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is this when I say “scoreboard,” or is that later?

I really hope the games start streaming on Blazers.com soon.

If I had to term the present situation, it would have to be a series of unfortunate events.

by Cablinasian on Oct 29, 2009 1:23 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Wait, are you calling scoreboard in the ESPN league?

Sheeee-oot, that’s like calling scoreboard on me in fantasy football. I didn’t draft that ish!

We’ll see what’s up in the Bedge league, pal… you just wait and see.

by Mortimer on Oct 29, 2009 1:26 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wait, are you calling scoreboard in the ESPN league?

Sheeee-oot, that’s like calling scoreboard on me in fantasy football. I didn’t draft that ish!

We’ll see what’s up in the Bedge league, pal… you just wait and see.

by Mortimer on Oct 29, 2009 1:26 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

we play this week in FF.

Unfortunately you have a billion players on bye.

I really hope the games start streaming on Blazers.com soon.

If I had to term the present situation, it would have to be a series of unfortunate events.

by Cablinasian on Oct 29, 2009 1:31 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wait, are you calling scoreboard in the ESPN league?

Sheeee-oot, that’s like calling scoreboard on me in fantasy football. I didn’t draft that ish!

We’ll see what’s up in the Bedge league, pal… you just wait and see.

by Mortimer on Oct 29, 2009 1:26 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wait, are you calling scoreboard in the ESPN league?

Sheeee-oot, that’s like calling scoreboard on me in fantasy football. I didn’t draft that ish!

We’ll see what’s up in the Bedge league, pal… you just wait and see.

by Mortimer on Oct 29, 2009 1:27 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 29, 2009 1:23 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

PLUS

While I’m mocking you, I’ll remind you that most teams don’t got a good center who they need Hayes to guard, sacrificing any hope for offense at that position.

And then you respond, they don’t really have any scorers at the center position, so they lose nothing.

by Mortimer on Oct 29, 2009 1:18 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don’t understand this comment. It is late.

I really hope the games start streaming on Blazers.com soon.

If I had to term the present situation, it would have to be a series of unfortunate events.

by Cablinasian on Oct 29, 2009 1:32 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

eureka. I get it.

I really hope the games start streaming on Blazers.com soon.

If I had to term the present situation, it would have to be a series of unfortunate events.

by Cablinasian on Oct 29, 2009 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

pshaw

that’s what you guys said about battier. well guess what, he’s got half of my teams steals, a category which i’m blowing norsk out!

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 29, 2009 1:21 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yes

another guy gets a No Stats All Star!

no longer can i be mocked!

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 29, 2009 1:21 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

‘cept my guy doesn’t shoot trees or free throws.

I really hope the games start streaming on Blazers.com soon.

If I had to term the present situation, it would have to be a series of unfortunate events.

by Cablinasian on Oct 29, 2009 1:23 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Battier is a standard fantasy guy people often draft

Both for his name brandness, and because he gives you 3’s and steals.

by Mortimer on Oct 29, 2009 1:24 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i dont draft people based on their names

otherwise my first 4 picks would have been:

Pops Mensah Bonsu
Ruben Boumtje (sp?) Boumtje
Funderburke
Speedy Claxton

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 29, 2009 1:27 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Steve Blake.

I really hope the games start streaming on Blazers.com soon.

If I had to term the present situation, it would have to be a series of unfortunate events.

by Cablinasian on Oct 29, 2009 1:33 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

All we want is life beyond the Funderburke

Travis Outlaw, the Funnel Cake of the Blazers

by 22baylor on Oct 29, 2009 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

my story??

okay since ppl call you glove..can i call you gangsta luv? lol..snoop dogg’s new song!

by portlandgiirl91 on Oct 29, 2009 1:33 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's what I liked calling her at first

but then it became “No Glove no Love”

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 29, 2009 1:34 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol thats my motto

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by Philthyanimal on Oct 29, 2009 1:51 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cab

I had a nice long yak with my Dad yesterday and he has gotten to be pals with the guy who is running the stem cell growing new retina’s in dogs program at UW. It was a very interesting briefing and the old man is in a non official way part of the team

by southern oregon on Oct 29, 2009 1:27 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

that’s pretty darn cool.

I really hope the games start streaming on Blazers.com soon.

If I had to term the present situation, it would have to be a series of unfortunate events.

by Cablinasian on Oct 29, 2009 1:32 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

QUIZZ 4 HEISMAN!!!

http://espn.go.com/blog/pac10/post/_/id/4540/osu-rodgers-looks-like-a-heisman-trophy-candidate

GLove has me all depressed and im ready to go to bed now, fo reals.

good night everybody!

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 29, 2009 1:33 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

+1

Lovin the Jaquizzzzzzz

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by CaptainSexyJacob on Oct 29, 2009 9:15 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If SBN is down

go to tinychat.com/bedge

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by Philthyanimal on Oct 29, 2009 1:49 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

watched "500 days of summer" last night

not your average rom-com. Good stuff. Zooey Deschanel singing The Smiths in the elevator is sexier than any Megan Fox scene in Transformers.

by medmelon on Oct 29, 2009 1:51 AM PDT reply actions   2 recs

LOVE IT!

my favorite movie of 2009…2nd fav is star trek

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by Philthyanimal on Oct 29, 2009 1:51 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

rec for saying deschanel>fox

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by Philthyanimal on Oct 29, 2009 1:51 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

blow this joint

go to tinychat.com/bedge

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by Philthyanimal on Oct 29, 2009 1:53 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sexiest Blazer ...

John Denver’s hair
and
Lil’ Kim’s shorts.

Boo-yah!

"Quid, Me Anxius Sum?"
http://www.cdbaby.com/Artist/Year5000

by Y5k on Oct 29, 2009 2:38 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Can't wait

for retro Blazer jerseys.

Bring back retro shorts! It’ll surely give us the tough image we’ve been looking for.
Just look at the things it did for the F*kers:

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by CaptainSexyJacob on Oct 29, 2009 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

they need to kiss

"Fernandez, to my eyes, is the Blazer who walks that walk most comfortably. A lot of Portland's fans (egged on, dare I say, by their local broadcasters) lament things like how Ron Artest or Yao Ming get to hit Brandon Roy's arms.

But I suspect Fernandez sees all that and thinks: We get to hit arms! Cool!"

http://myespn.go.com/blogs/truehoop/0-39-135/On-Playoff-Experience.html

"I told Pau the Lakers never win here in Portland; I think it's great." -- Rudy Fernandez

by ratbastird on Oct 29, 2009 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

+1

"Quid, Me Anxius Sum?"
http://www.cdbaby.com/Artist/Year5000

by Y5k on Oct 29, 2009 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

hahaha

You looking for a good time?

by L-TrainFTW! on Oct 29, 2009 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Derek Fisher must've been going swimming after that game.

Dear Paul Allen:

Waive Patty Mills & sign Ime Udoka.

Sincerely,
AK1984

by AK1984 on Oct 29, 2009 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Status report:

5:38pm Hong Kong time
Drink’n wine out’the bottle
Going to yoga soon, then sleep then BLAZERS.

"Quid, Me Anxius Sum?"
http://www.cdbaby.com/Artist/Year5000

by Y5k on Oct 29, 2009 2:39 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Fox News has a commercial for Cristy Lane's greatest hits

I was going to send it to Mortimer but he told me on Gchat that he already has it.

by tominhawaii on Oct 29, 2009 2:54 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Is anybody here?

…. no?


My baby takes the morning train
He works from nine till five and then
He takes another home again
To find me waitin’ for him …

My baby takes the morning train
He works from nine till five and then
He takes another home again
To find me waitin’ for him …

"Quid, Me Anxius Sum?"
http://www.cdbaby.com/Artist/Year5000

by Y5k on Oct 29, 2009 3:33 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Was hanging out in tinychat with the shorties after everyone else had left, but they have gone to bed now. Was fun.

But slowly things happen that they cannot help and the Blazers Fellowship of the Ring begins to break apart

by Norsktroll on Oct 29, 2009 3:36 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm here too

Are we supposed to tell our saddest stories in this JD?

by tominhawaii on Oct 29, 2009 3:37 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

We can't win against Mort

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by Norsktroll on Oct 29, 2009 3:43 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

few can ... if anyone

"Quid, Me Anxius Sum?"
http://www.cdbaby.com/Artist/Year5000

by Y5k on Oct 29, 2009 3:44 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

don't worry guys ...

We’ve got tonight

"Quid, Me Anxius Sum?"
http://www.cdbaby.com/Artist/Year5000

by Y5k on Oct 29, 2009 3:45 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tonight Tonight

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_QffCZs-bg

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by Norsktroll on Oct 29, 2009 3:46 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What do we do ...

… with a problem like Maria?

"Quid, Me Anxius Sum?"
http://www.cdbaby.com/Artist/Year5000

by Y5k on Oct 29, 2009 3:49 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

A socially unacceptable love, or that your loved ones get killed?

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by Norsktroll on Oct 29, 2009 3:51 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh man!

i was hoping this linked to the Smashing Pumpkin’s song Tonight Tonight….

one of the greatest double cd album of all time!!!!!

Bullets with Butterfly Wings and Zero smashed it…

1979 was such a great video!

by broyposse on Oct 29, 2009 5:28 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yup

My coworker is watching some crap on Star Wars on the History Channel.

by tominhawaii on Oct 29, 2009 5:40 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I hate my saddest stories.

"Quid, Me Anxius Sum?"
http://www.cdbaby.com/Artist/Year5000

by Y5k on Oct 29, 2009 3:44 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm not gonna get upset ...

I’m gonna stay cool

"Quid, Me Anxius Sum?"
http://www.cdbaby.com/Artist/Year5000

by Y5k on Oct 29, 2009 3:51 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

had fun hanging out with you too Norsky!! :)

my lappy froze as i was trying to restart tinychat the third time in booted me and I decided that twas a sign :)

by galacticlove on Oct 29, 2009 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Shaq: "I don't get dunked on". His usual funny self in that interview

Page 2

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by Norsktroll on Oct 29, 2009 4:00 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Nate will like to hear that
You really think you can play fast?

Of course I can play fast. I’ve always played fast. But I didn’t start winning championships until we slowed down. Wanna talk about the history of the game? In the last 10 years, show me a fast team that’s won. I’ve been on four champions. None of them were fast.

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by Norsktroll on Oct 29, 2009 4:05 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Gotta wonder if he doesn’t want one more chance to take Kobe down.

But I liked his honesty in saying 3 of those titles were lucky.

Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."

by Blazer1342 on Oct 29, 2009 5:37 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I liked his explination for Kazaam
When I came up, they paid me $7 million for “Kazaam.” I’m not gonna ever turn that down. Ever. I don’t care what the critics say.

by tingeyga on Oct 29, 2009 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That was good too – and I don’t blame him either.

Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."

by Blazer1342 on Oct 29, 2009 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'll share why I'm a pervert

When I was about three years old in Vancouver, Washington, my babysitter, Linda Schmidt, would lock my half sister out of my room, get naked and have me sit on her belly and rub lotion or baby powder on her breasts. She told me not to tell anyone and I didn’t complain because I liked it. She dumped me when I went into grade school, but she was still my babysitter.

In grade school, she would kick my little brother out of our room and then have sex with her boyfriend while I “slept” on the bed next to them. After the first time, I rearranged the room so I could get a better view from the illumination of the streetlight outside.

I always thought it was cool until I talked to a counselor lady in my 20’s who said being molested is a bad thing. It put sex on my brain about 10-12 years earlier than most kids (from my generation).

by tominhawaii on Oct 29, 2009 5:58 AM PDT reply actions   2 recs

Hmm

I had this in preview, and hit the spacebar and it posted it.

by tominhawaii on Oct 29, 2009 5:59 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Meh

It’s pretty much finished. Linda got knocked up, probably in my brother’s bed, had a c-section and didn’t babysit us anymore.

Her brother babysat us once and beat us all with a belt. He even hit my cousin in the face with a belt buckle. We told our parents about that one, so my dad took us to the babysitter’s house and told his dad. The dad dragged him out into the yard and kicked the crap out of his son in front of us.

by tominhawaii on Oct 29, 2009 6:29 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That sounds terrible ...

… and very Vancouver.
(sorry ’Couv folks.)

"Quid, Me Anxius Sum?"
http://www.cdbaby.com/Artist/Year5000

by Y5k on Oct 29, 2009 7:39 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol

its like getting blue balls

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by Philthyanimal on Oct 29, 2009 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I believed you until I got to the "I had this in preview, and hit the spacebar and it posted it."

So basically right up to the "Hmm."

Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."

by Blazer1342 on Oct 29, 2009 6:41 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's cool with me

I wish I was making it up. The post and the posting before I put my final thought.

by tominhawaii on Oct 29, 2009 6:50 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It did it that time too

Do preview, then hit your spacebar.

by tominhawaii on Oct 29, 2009 6:51 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

testicalling

Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."

by Blazer1342 on Oct 29, 2009 7:00 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ooops - i'm a believer

Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."

by Blazer1342 on Oct 29, 2009 7:00 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I sometimes wonder if Dave shakes his head and wonders what he has created by allowing junk drawers :)

Though it might be the best part of the site in terms of community, and thus it fulfills a pastoral service.

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by Norsktroll on Oct 29, 2009 6:13 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm serious. I think Dave takes that part of his job very serious too.

But slowly things happen that they cannot help and the Blazers Fellowship of the Ring begins to break apart

by Norsktroll on Oct 29, 2009 6:25 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah i know...of course

i was laughing at fulfills a pastoral service with the JD

btw, hats off to you Norsk for BEdge Night!

by broyposse on Oct 29, 2009 6:28 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah

That was very nice of him. Norks is a true.bedger

by tominhawaii on Oct 29, 2009 6:37 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wait, what did he do?

I wanna thank Norsk as well.

by Mortimer on Oct 29, 2009 9:09 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

he bough 20 tickets

You should sell your computer to buy some tickets.

by tominhawaii on Oct 29, 2009 9:15 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Man I wish I could buy some tickets

Right now I think I count as one of the kids getting the free tickets.

by Mortimer on Oct 29, 2009 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don't you have a ring you could pawn for ticket?

Not that you don’t have other priorities.

by tominhawaii on Oct 29, 2009 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I can't even remember where my ring is

I THINK I packed it away with my cartooning supplies, for whatever reason.

It’s a cool ring, I actually really like it and I didn’t think I’d find a ring I like, so I’m gonna keep it and years from now when I get married again I’ll pretend I just bought it. To begin a new life built on deception and lies.

by Mortimer on Oct 29, 2009 9:42 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't wear mine

I must have been retaining water when I got it sized, because now it just falls off my finger. I keep saying when I drop 10 or 20 lbs, I’ll get it resized.

by tominhawaii on Oct 29, 2009 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

does it fall off your finger everytime an 18 year old girl walks by?

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Oct 29, 2009 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Nope

It was mostly when I washed my hands. If I shook the water off, the ring would go flying. I had a string on it, like it was my boyfriend’s class ring and just gave up after a while.

by tominhawaii on Oct 29, 2009 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The worst part

Is that I had another ring I wore on my right hand that my dead grandpappy gave me, and I had it resized when I got the WR resized and it falls off too.

by tominhawaii on Oct 29, 2009 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If you drop enough weight you could wear it around your neck

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by Norsktroll on Oct 29, 2009 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Maybe, but those are real. The necks would go back in length if you remove the rings. It’s surprising what’s popular in body decoration in some societies and which attributes people want to accentuate. Big plates in the lower lip, brandings, ritual scars, … Most Maasai warriors have big ear piercings and cover their body with red powder for some time in the life.

But slowly things happen that they cannot help and the Blazers Fellowship of the Ring begins to break apart

by Norsktroll on Oct 29, 2009 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I saw a special about something like that

My favorite was a tribe in Africa that liked big butts.

by tominhawaii on Oct 29, 2009 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I had read that they will die if they take them off as those rings are structural and any neck muscles they had are completely atrophied and they would not be able to keep their heads up.

Add to that that you know have a 8lb+ mass attached to a foot long rod and you have a nontrivial torque to counteract (somewhere in the neighborhood of 8ft-lbs.) that has nothing to counteract it.

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Oct 29, 2009 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's what I thought as well.

Their necks would be all floppity.

by Mortimer on Oct 29, 2009 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

They probably shouldn't take them off all at once, just one by one again

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by Norsktroll on Oct 29, 2009 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah you try telling those guys that

They just don’t listen! They’re all “booga booga booga”.

by Mortimer on Oct 29, 2009 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Is that Oden?

Though he looks too young…

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by CaptainSexyJacob on Oct 29, 2009 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If I buy one I will make it from us

with the stipulation that the child has to wear a neckerchief.

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Oct 29, 2009 9:42 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That might be an odd picture, and the travel costs would be higher than the ticket, but why not

I original was also thinking about less, but my plan all along was to buy one row of tickets. For me it just means I can’t buy both NBA Live and 2k or have to sell some of my useless stuff, for the kids it makes a lot of difference to have that group experience. And Dave is still anxious if he can “sell” all, every donated ticket counts. The stories from last year still make me teary eyed.

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by Norsktroll on Oct 29, 2009 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, I really wish I could

But I had my eye on a new diamond pony, to replace my dull, old diamond pony…

Honestly yo, donating something like that would be pretty important to me, so that’s really cool ya did it Norsk. I think you’re alright.

by Mortimer on Oct 29, 2009 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'd be more supportive

If they took the homeless to the game instead of kids.

by tominhawaii on Oct 29, 2009 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Only if it was a trick to murder the homeless

These kids will remember it forever, the homeless will just keep asking for more free stuff after you gave them something.

by Mortimer on Oct 29, 2009 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I just like the idea of

400 or so disoriented drunk guys sitting behind 92wastheyear.

by tominhawaii on Oct 29, 2009 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You obviously don't know where my seats are

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Oct 29, 2009 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ok

401 drunk guys sitting together.

by tominhawaii on Oct 29, 2009 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rescue the head bangers

someone’s gotta do it

Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."

by Blazer1342 on Oct 29, 2009 6:35 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I thought it was funny too.

Sorry to be flippant when you were serious norsk.
I think that’s what made it funnier, we knew you were right.

Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."

by Blazer1342 on Oct 29, 2009 6:54 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Norsk is good people

Remember when the guy wrote the fanpost apologizing for being a jerk because he was getting off the meth?

by tominhawaii on Oct 29, 2009 7:02 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

rings a bell, but I don’t’ remember specifics.

Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."

by Blazer1342 on Oct 29, 2009 7:11 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think he was a jerk in a post or gameday thread

Then he wrote how sorry he was because he was off drugs. good stuff

by tominhawaii on Oct 29, 2009 7:14 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

...starting to come back to me.

Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."

by Blazer1342 on Oct 29, 2009 7:18 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No

It was Roybot’s mom. Roybots name is Linda Schmidt Jr.

by tominhawaii on Oct 29, 2009 9:16 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Man, I wish I had a great excuse for why I'm so weird

I need to make sumthin’ up to explain it all.

by Mortimer on Oct 29, 2009 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You can have my story

Just change the name to protect Linda’s privacy.

by tominhawaii on Oct 29, 2009 9:38 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Linda Schmidt's privacy?

I just friended her on Facebook. It’s never too late.

by Mortimer on Oct 29, 2009 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sweet

I bet she has 50 kids and 40 grand-kids.

by tominhawaii on Oct 29, 2009 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh I just remembered

A unicorn broke into my room after it robbed a bank and it raped me while my parents laughed and told me I deserved it.

PHEW. Explanation achieved!

by Mortimer on Oct 29, 2009 9:38 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I got other cool childhood stories

My step-mom used to get drunk, well she still does, and bad things would happen. I lived in a trailer park in Oregon and Alabama. When we lived in Oregon, my mom also did coke. She would take our school clothes money that my dad gave her, and spend it on video poker and drugs.

by tominhawaii on Oct 29, 2009 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

My first date with a girl when I was 17

My mom said I could take the car. Just before I left, she decided she wanted to go to bingo, so I had to take my mom on my first and only date with the girl. We had to drop my mom off and pick her up at bingo. The girl never talked to me again.

by tominhawaii on Oct 29, 2009 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

wow.. tom.. there are truly no words..

by galacticlove on Oct 29, 2009 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

My first draft

Mentioned my first acorn erection.

by tominhawaii on Oct 29, 2009 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

this is going into my livejournal

by galacticlove on Oct 29, 2009 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

no kidding

how do you respond to that?

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 29, 2009 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Girl Junks > Guy Junks > Girl Junks > Guy Junks > Girl Junks > Guy Junks > Girl Junks > Guy Junks

The circle of life

Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."

by Blazer1342 on Oct 29, 2009 6:59 AM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

thanks brp

good luck holding your slight advantages over the remaining games!!

by galacticlove on Oct 29, 2009 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Anyone have a problem if I post this on the sidebar.

If You’re A New Poster, You’re Gonna Love This Post.
Or maybe not.
Hey, it’s fun to get excited about the blazers. I know I enjoy it.
But if you’re new, look around, explore the site, get to know some of the posters. Find the search window, where sometimes you can actually find an answer in 15 seconds without putting up a post.

But most of all, try to take notice of some of the good posters. Without too much effort you’ll soon learn that some of these guys put several hours into making a good post, and some more than that.
Does every post need to have hours of sweat and blood poured into it, of course not. But most of the time, 5 minutes of effort is better spent as a comment in some else’s post.

Notice this also, if the good posters here have a ratio of 100:1 (that’s a 100 comments to every one post), and you have a ratio of 1:1, or 10:1, back away from the keyboard. Try having some fun commenting on some of the other threads. There’s a pretty good chance you’re going to like it.

Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."

by Blazer1342 on Oct 29, 2009 6:37 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I think the mods will

If you do post it, can you ask what’s up with the jersey contest?

by tominhawaii on Oct 29, 2009 6:39 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was thinking the mods should handle it also,

but it’s driving crazy and since I don’t own a gun, I can’t shoot myself, and I’m tired of jamming this pencil in my eye.
But one of our new posters actually has 1 comment and 5 posts.

Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."

by Blazer1342 on Oct 29, 2009 6:45 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

E-mail a mod or two

I thought you were talking about UDUB, now I gotta look around.

by tominhawaii on Oct 29, 2009 6:52 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

reason #24 to see birdman - blazer seem

Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."

by Blazer1342 on Oct 29, 2009 6:55 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah

I flagged all his posts

by tominhawaii on Oct 29, 2009 7:02 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The guy you mentioned in your post yesterday actually didn’t do that bad,

but his ratio sucked. I think some of the new people use the side bar as their own comment space. "oh, here’s the place I put my comments."

I guess what I’m saying is, sure there’s got to be some room to let the new guys grow, but come on, 1 comment and 5 posts is ridiculous.

Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."

by Blazer1342 on Oct 29, 2009 7:08 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah

A lot of new guys do that. The one that bugs me the most are the folks who say, “Reading so and so’s diary made me think of this…”

by tominhawaii on Oct 29, 2009 7:13 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He should have combined that all in one post, but I have no problem with people either liking or loathing the Birdman. On Moneyball where people can swear in game day threads if the situation calls for it they said some nasty stuff about him during the series that was over the line. He has his hair and attitude pretty straight off the court these days, so I suppose most of what he does is just “war paint”. He adds some color to the league.

But slowly things happen that they cannot help and the Blazers Fellowship of the Ring begins to break apart

by Norsktroll on Oct 29, 2009 7:08 AM PDT up reply actions   3 recs

I was turned off to birdman for awhile.

but I’m ok with him now. The only thing I don’t like is when he flaps his wings after he dunks or does something good. Meanwhile the other team is fast breaking down the court.
I just don’t understand how you can let yourself lose focus on the game.

Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."

by Blazer1342 on Oct 29, 2009 7:17 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He knows it's an act

Like a heel in wrestling.

I like Birdman.

by Mortimer on Oct 29, 2009 9:10 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The newest one is #4

But I think his FanPost was #5. I’m confused.

by tominhawaii on Oct 29, 2009 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I really don’t mind the act.

But you gatta no the difference when to cluck around like a chicken and fly like an eagle to protect your basket.
If I’m coach, and I see one little chicken peep when the other team is fast breaking, your little chicken butt is going in the soup.

Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."

by Blazer1342 on Oct 29, 2009 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just had to lose some of my best Twitter followers: All those spam bots and debt consolidators

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by Norsktroll on Oct 29, 2009 7:27 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Sportswriter Jason Whitlock wrote a provactive article about how monagamy is a fruitless, antiquated ...

lifestyle for high-powered individuals in not only the world of sports, but also high-powered gigs in general.

http://msn.foxsports.com/mlb/story/10263372/As-Phillips-falls-from-grace,-we-need-to-change-rules

I agree with Whitlock, too, but I’ve always claimed marriage is a sham — for both genders, as well as people of any socio-ecnomic background — and monogamy on the whole is biologically inconsistent with our nature as human beings. Two parents raising a family and caring for their children lovingly is one thing, while each individual having sexual relations outside of that familial environment is another thing altogether. They can go hand in hand with each other smoothly. Yet, it’s an intellectual challenge for most hidebound diehards from the old guard to comprehend what to them is an amoral practice, even though spurning the highly repressive monogamy for a fancy-free lifestyle is a more natural existence.

Unfortunately, though, Western civilization has a cultural view marriage that’s sanctimonious to its rotten core. Rather than come to the rational realization that monogamy is impractical for most individuals — which goes for both men and women — many self-righteous, disgustingly judgmental people viciously and unjustly attack people for cheating on their spouse when, well, it’s human nature to enjoy the variety that life offers us.

In the future, here’s to hoping that we as individuals will be liberated enough sexually to push monogamy out of soceities throughout the world. I doubt it ever happen on a large scale, though.

Dear Paul Allen:

Waive Patty Mills & sign Ime Udoka.

Sincerely,
AK1984

by AK1984 on Oct 29, 2009 7:34 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Give this one a read ...

… if you haven’t already.

"Quid, Me Anxius Sum?"
http://www.cdbaby.com/Artist/Year5000

by Y5k on Oct 29, 2009 8:00 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I love all of Tom Robbins' books!

Travis Outlaw, the Funnel Cake of the Blazers

by 22baylor on Oct 29, 2009 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I hear you...

Well, to be more precise, I’ve heard this argument a million times… and I wasn’t even alive for most of the 1970s.

-I think you may be under-appreciated one’s biological interest in monogamy: Why waste resources raising a child that isn’t yours? Free-love outside of marriage and raising children only works “smoothly” with modern contraception.

-Practically speaking open relations tend to be a little more complicated than idealistic, unconventional young-whipper snappers expect.

-I’m do not believe in judging sexually “promiscuity” (for lack of better word), but do you see the irony here: “many self-righteous, disgustingly judgmental people….”

by PoliSam on Oct 29, 2009 8:02 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Would this be based on your

long time experience with monogamous relationships?

I guess I’ve just lived a highly impractical life, as have most of my friends. I’ve been repressed without knowing it. And apparently it would be highly unjust of me to express any disapproval of someone who cheats on their spouse.

On the other hand, someone who cheats on their spouse could also be viewed as highly selfish and focused on themselves pretty much to the exclusion of others. There is THAT way oif looking at it.

"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green

by antediluvian on Oct 29, 2009 8:09 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was listening to Marketplace earlier this week

and Chuck Klosterman was being interviewed. He made an interesting point about how in what seems like a paradox that having relationships actually gives you more freedom to express who you are:

Ryssdal: Now that you have this relationship with a publishing company, and you’re a proven guy, and you’re a performer, and your books sell in varying degrees, does that give you more freedom to write more of what you want?

KLOSTERMAN: Absolutely. It really does. That is one of the big things about the world that I realize now that I would have disagreed with when I was younger. I used to think that to have freedom you can’t have any relationship with anything, with anybody else. And that’s not really true, because the thing that you really need to be able to write what you want is sort of the support of somebody who is going to say, “Well, as long as this is commercially feasible for us, we will allow you to be the person that you want to be or whatever.” I mean, you look at a band like U2. U2 has more freedom than any indie rock artist there is. I mean U2 can literally make any record they want. They could make a record of droning, they could have a record that has droning but also with like Eddy Van Halen guest-playing guitar. They could actually create whatever world that they desire.

by tingeyga on Oct 29, 2009 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm anti-marriage too

I only did it because I wasn’t planning on breaking up anytime soon and it’s cheaper and easier.

by tominhawaii on Oct 29, 2009 8:18 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m still a hopeless romantic at heart but

I know what you’re saying—there is still hope for “Us”.

I agree w/ you. I think it’s harder to our generation to figure these things out, than for past generations; I’m not really sure what the root cause of that difference is though. I’ll blame tech and the interwebs until something is clear.

by EvilKaramazov on Oct 29, 2009 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It’s like via text and facebook, I don’t know the last time I had a real conversation, right? (I’m pretty good about calling and talking to people, but some of my friends no longer answer their phones)

by EvilKaramazov on Oct 29, 2009 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i think it's the opposite, BRP.

talking more but communicating less. it’s like IM: talking without really talking/communicating.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 29, 2009 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol

i always think i want an open relationship until i get into a new one.

sharing is easy if you don’t have any emotions, which most people have…

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by appel82 on Oct 29, 2009 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

profoundly accurate appel!!

yo, you going to the game tonight? i’ll hit you up on chat later

by broyposse on Oct 29, 2009 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i may go, i didn’t want to go to the opener because last season i saw the rockets 3 times, 2 playoffs, and the nov. 6 game, but i’d actually rather see a lottery team than the nuggets live, i dunno, the nuggets are, bleh to me, j.r. smith isn’t playing and him and carmelo are probably the most fun to watch, but chauncey is pretty sweet, i may buy tickets this afternoon if i get a wild hair…

lub
joey

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by appel82 on Oct 29, 2009 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like how you have this well thought out and well written post about relationships, and still manage to slip in phrases like “wood hammered”.

Brilliant

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Oct 29, 2009 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, this is definitely a more well-rounded, detailed post on the topic I broached here, so kudos.

I’ll admit my anti-marriage stance is on the fringe, although I do believe that if two people have a child together they should do their damnedest to have a stable working relationship with each other while raising said child. Then again, that’s why I don’t want to have any kids. They’re too much responsibility emotionally and financially, as well as time-consuming in so many ways.

Dear Paul Allen:

Waive Patty Mills & sign Ime Udoka.

Sincerely,
AK1984

by AK1984 on Oct 29, 2009 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

the thing that pissed me off about Whitlock's article

was that frequency-of-dalliances were scalable with income, ie, it’s more acceptible to go out and do the nasty with someone you’re not married to if you are a rich person.

I don’t like that aspect of his philosophy. Crucifying Steve Phillips or anyone like him for what he did seems totally unproductive too – but the idea that rich people should be allowed to do it more is ludicrous. – Elgin

Travis Outlaw, the Funnel Cake of the Blazers

by 22baylor on Oct 29, 2009 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, I also didn't like how Jason Whitlock added monetary success into the equation.

It shouldn’t matter if you’re rich, of average income, or poor, for we’re all human beings with the ability to live our own lives.

Dear Paul Allen:

Waive Patty Mills & sign Ime Udoka.

Sincerely,
AK1984

by AK1984 on Oct 29, 2009 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Early thoughts, questions on the NBA season

There haven’t been too many revealing games—a few intriguing match-ups here and there, but most of the first games went more or less as expected.

-What is up with Cleveland? Losing to Boston is one thing, but losing to the Raptors? Allowing Andrea Bargnani to go nuts? Anyone watch that game?

-I hope that the OKC is getting all fired up about their big win over the Kings…. nothing like rising expectations unmet to cause suffering.

-Rockets win on the road on the second night of a back-to-back at Golden State. If the Rockets were going to only win 35 games, I think that’s a game that they’d drop. The Warriors are usually pretty decent at home.

-Orlando and Boston look very good, obviously.

-For some reason, I feel pity for the Charlotte Bobcats…. and their fan(s). It’s going to be a long season. They really need to look into finishing with a worse record. Those draft picks in the high teens are just to unlikely to provide you with the kind of superstar they lack. Wait, who am I kidding, that organization is a mess.

I certainly believe in not jumping to conclusions based on the first games… just interested in early thoughts.

by PoliSam on Oct 29, 2009 7:48 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

i think it's too early to tell on a lot of stuff.

aside from the really crappy teams, that is (ie Charlotte). Cleveland will be fine, just take some time to adjust. LeBron already looks terrific.

I don’t think it’s too surprising the Rockets beat the Warriors. The Warriors aren’t that great and size wise they won’t cause Houston problems, especially because Houston’s big guys are really good defenders.

I’m with you on OKC.

Tonight is when we learn a lot about the Blazers.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 29, 2009 7:54 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think the Cavs will be fine too...

I just find it interesting, from a basketball perspective, to figure out why some combinations of players just do not work well… I thought adding Parker and Moon were good moves for the Cavs. So, do they miss West a lot? Do they just need a little time to gel? Is Shaq becoming a huge defensive liability, or is he just unlearning bad habits obtained while playing for the Suns?

by PoliSam on Oct 29, 2009 8:14 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

When it comes to the Cavs, my opinion

is that any wing sort of player is going to be fairly incidental to their success, unless they can add a “Pippen” type, which I know is what everyone says, but that’s cause it’s true. Other than that, guys like Mo Williams, that can spread the floor, is what they’ll want. Because the perimeter is all about LeBron.

Shaq was a much bigger addition, and I do think it will take time to integrate him to maximize that lineup (ie make Shaq a viable enough offensive inside threat to command a double). It can, and probably will, happen though. LeBron is too good and Shaq seems to, perhaps, have evolved out of his need to dominate the ball and become more willing to play off a great player since his LA days. I think your point about unlearning bad habits has merit.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 29, 2009 8:19 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

the Bobcats affair is just pathetic. I really wonder how such lows are sustained.

"Quid, Me Anxius Sum?"
http://www.cdbaby.com/Artist/Year5000

by Y5k on Oct 29, 2009 7:59 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

bad ownership has something to do with it.

it would help that organization tremendously if MJ left.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 29, 2009 8:02 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

At the moment the more likely scenario is that the majority owner leaves (the founder of BET)

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by Norsktroll on Oct 29, 2009 8:04 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

true,

but isn’t MJ the one making roster decisions? or do I have that wrong? From what I’ve heard, MJ just seems very uninvolved for having such an important role. And I can’t help but think it might have some sort of psychological affect on that roster to have his shadow over them (when he’s around that is).

by DrivetheLane on Oct 29, 2009 8:06 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He is heavily involved in player decisions (from home or the golf course), though Rod Higgins is the GM

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by Norsktroll on Oct 29, 2009 8:08 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

perhaps he might review his track record and bow out.

Perhaps not.

"Quid, Me Anxius Sum?"
http://www.cdbaby.com/Artist/Year5000

by Y5k on Oct 29, 2009 8:09 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ergo ego

"Quid, Me Anxius Sum?"
http://www.cdbaby.com/Artist/Year5000

by Y5k on Oct 29, 2009 8:10 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm always a little skeptical of team ownership by commitee.

Single owners seem like a better idea.

"Quid, Me Anxius Sum?"
http://www.cdbaby.com/Artist/Year5000

by Y5k on Oct 29, 2009 8:07 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i'm skeptical

of over involved owners. they should have some input because it is their money, but they need to let the GM’s make the decisions. In the case of the Bobcats, MJ has too much power and not enough prowess for his position. I think that’s quite evident.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 29, 2009 8:09 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

There are extremes in both directions, and no ownership model is perfect

Clippers have a single owner and he is terrible. Philly and Raptors belong to corporations, the Knicks too in principle.

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by Norsktroll on Oct 29, 2009 8:10 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I guess Al Davis in Oakland is the ultimate single owner ...

and he’s either brilliant or idiotic, depending on the wind.

"Quid, Me Anxius Sum?"
http://www.cdbaby.com/Artist/Year5000

by Y5k on Oct 29, 2009 8:11 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The sad thing about Al Davis is that he's a football mind who worked his way ...

the coaching ranks through the ‘50s and ’60s all the way to AFL Commissioner. It’s just that nowadays Davis is an old, senile geezer who’s ready to cash out on life at any moment.

Dear Paul Allen:

Waive Patty Mills & sign Ime Udoka.

Sincerely,
AK1984

by AK1984 on Oct 29, 2009 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

My most valuable lessons come from my fabulously lucky circomstances growing up ...

… and the bone-headed ego-driven mistakes I made within that sphere.
I was born with the loving/caring equivalent of a silver spoon in my mouth: Two loving parents, happy, healthy home. No Uncle Touchy to plant bad dreams in my head/bed.
Yet, like anyone else ever, I managed to Zach it all up on many occasions and still do … even in my mid-30s. (God I’m old.) But all that’s just another way of saying, sometimes things happen to you, sometimes you make things happen. either way, yer on a carnival ride. Don’t take it too seriously. there’s cotton candy at the end … then you may puke.

"Quid, Me Anxius Sum?"
http://www.cdbaby.com/Artist/Year5000

by Y5k on Oct 29, 2009 8:06 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The Zombie Survival Guide

I’m reading it currently. I find it contains useful tips that could be applicable in dealing with zombified Laker fans.

by SloppyJoe on Oct 29, 2009 8:14 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

A question about small penises

I just moved my car out to the street and passed a small pickup, when he saw a car from 1974 passing him, he floored it to get past me. That guy has a small penis, right?

by tominhawaii on Oct 29, 2009 8:23 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

But slowly things happen that they cannot help and the Blazers Fellowship of the Ring begins to break apart

by Norsktroll on Oct 29, 2009 8:28 AM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

it's not a bad assumption.

though more of a probability if he had a big pickup and was a short guy or it was a sports car.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 29, 2009 8:28 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

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by Norsktroll on Oct 29, 2009 8:29 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

It was a work truck

Some for of appliance repair

by tominhawaii on Oct 29, 2009 8:31 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

the guy might have just been a moron too.

especially if it was a younger guy. maybe hates his job and/or himself and speeding past 1974 automobiles makes him feel important.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 29, 2009 8:33 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

so happy I don't have to drive anymore.

Takes a lot of stress off.
Plus nobody knows how small my doodle is now.

"Quid, Me Anxius Sum?"
http://www.cdbaby.com/Artist/Year5000

by Y5k on Oct 29, 2009 8:34 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

haha.

i enjoy driving. but only in certain conditions. i find it relaxing and it gives me a chance to think and have some quiet.

midsize sedan, by the way. you all know you were wondering.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 29, 2009 8:37 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I hate to drive

But it’s cheaper and faster than the bus.

by tominhawaii on Oct 29, 2009 8:38 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah

I rode the bus for years here, then they increased the bus pass price to $50/month and I don’t spend $40/month in gas. It now takes me 10 minutes to get to work instead of 20-30.

by tominhawaii on Oct 29, 2009 8:45 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

is this 1974 vehicle a boat?

40 bucks a month on gas isn’t bad for something that probably doesn’t get great mileage. of course, gas is probably more spendy where you are than it is here.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 29, 2009 8:57 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's a VW Thing

I only drive to and from work, about 7 or 8 miles total on the freeway, with no traffic on my way to work.

by tominhawaii on Oct 29, 2009 9:00 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lol, Daryl Morey now probably hates the character limit on Twitter. First responses coming in.
@DMorey Just added myself to the http://wefollow.com twitter directory under: #houston_texas #sports #basketball #nba #houstonrockets #anal

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by Norsktroll on Oct 29, 2009 8:34 AM PDT reply actions   4 recs

ba hahahahaha!

"Quid, Me Anxius Sum?"
http://www.cdbaby.com/Artist/Year5000

by Y5k on Oct 29, 2009 8:35 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

hahahahaha.

that’s really really funny.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 29, 2009 8:38 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol

You looking for a good time?

by L-TrainFTW! on Oct 29, 2009 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

that’s hilarious

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Oct 29, 2009 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

follow up tweet
the automated Twitter post wefollow sent should obviously have been #analytics but was cut off. glad everyone got a laugh, however

You looking for a good time?

by L-TrainFTW! on Oct 29, 2009 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ditto. It's nearly midnight here.

Going to bed. See you kids in a few hours.

"Quid, Me Anxius Sum?"
http://www.cdbaby.com/Artist/Year5000

by Y5k on Oct 29, 2009 8:39 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

the basketball jones will come on in a couple hours

good way to pass the time, buff up on recaps of last night’s games

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by appel82 on Oct 29, 2009 8:44 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

im sad they didnt use the Adrian Peterson quote
“It was like some sort of crazy torture in the movies,” Peterson says. “How do people do that so long without taking a breath? I think my ears are still ringing.”

by Starvin' Marvin on Oct 29, 2009 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

uhhhh stop stealing my sig

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Oct 29, 2009 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ya a looooong time ago. i think it was when i first started JDing regularly

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Oct 29, 2009 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

would be sweet if SBN archived sigs and avatars. like looking back thru bedge history….

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Oct 29, 2009 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

they kinda do

if you check your old comments you can see them

by Starvin' Marvin on Oct 29, 2009 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

never seen a blue track before

you know how many ducks are competing?

“It was like some sort of crazy torture in the movies. How do people do that so long without taking a breath? I think my ears are still ringing.”
-Adrian Peterson, describing Autzen

by dougall5505 on Aug 15, 2009 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

by Starvin' Marvin on Oct 29, 2009 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

nice

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Oct 29, 2009 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I would just like to throw out this article in a JD that mentions “giftedness” (I put it in quotes as the idea of being “gifted” may be a misnomer that could be holding you back.)

Research now shows that the lack of natural talent is irrelevant to great success. The secret? Painful and demanding practice and hard work

I would give a nod to the great website I found this article at
http://www.marvinz.com/home.html

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Oct 29, 2009 9:21 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

you mean i have to work at something to get better at it!?

damn, life is so unfair. i still think shower presence is pretty innate…

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by appel82 on Oct 29, 2009 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

all you need it some piercing equipment and some 5lb dumbbells and POW shower presence

obviously this embodies painful and demanding practice

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Oct 29, 2009 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

takes away from guitar practice time though.

Travis Outlaw, the Funnel Cake of the Blazers

by 22baylor on Oct 29, 2009 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

it totally doesent unless you spend a lot of time practicing guitar below your groinage

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Oct 29, 2009 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Has anyone else noticed that the poll on this JD is

like all dudes? None of em are sexy. Me likey blazerdancers. And Rebecca. Sort of.

I am an oasis of Blazer fandom in a bleak desert of Laker fans.

by RenoBlazerFan on Oct 29, 2009 9:51 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Could the 3 best WNBA players have roster spots on an NBA team (deep rotation/training)?

Maybe as PG/SG with mad ballhandling and shooting skills

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by Norsktroll on Oct 29, 2009 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yes

i think lisa leslie and candace parker could, because they can dunk it and i know they’re names, so they must be good

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by appel82 on Oct 29, 2009 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Maybe a nice chick-fight with Violet...

I am an oasis of Blazer fandom in a bleak desert of Laker fans.

by RenoBlazerFan on Oct 29, 2009 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If a lady ever made the NBA

It’d have to be as a Serena Williams sized PG, because none of the dominant bigs in the WNBA are big enough, strong enough, able to gain enough muscle, etc, to be in the NBA.

It’d have to be a super muscular PG. They can’t be any worse than Sergio or Nash on defense.

by Mortimer on Oct 29, 2009 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don't know.....

But I sure want Lauren Jackson in the poll above. Maybe Sue Bird as well…

"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green

by antediluvian on Oct 29, 2009 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

but they aren't Blazers!

but I’d include Lauren Jackson and Erin Phillips and Candace Parker as some seriously hot ladies that can ball..

by galacticlove on Oct 29, 2009 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

you could of included a dancer or two… maybe someone from the stunt team

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Oct 29, 2009 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

no blazer dancers

I like the stunt team.. I think I could be one of them..

by galacticlove on Oct 29, 2009 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well....since Portland doesn't have a WNBA franchise....

I think we should adopt the Storm. Heck, it’s not like we don’t have storms here too!

And I don’t care who you are……Lauren Jackson is WAAAAAY hotter than Steve Blake.

"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green

by antediluvian on Oct 29, 2009 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I am not adopting a WNBA franchise...

I am still mourning the loss of the Fire… they will live forever in my heart

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Oct 29, 2009 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

rec

I couldn’t even put Blake or Howard in my list… i’d have felt weird..

by galacticlove on Oct 29, 2009 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Although adding Blake and Howard to the poll

would have served a purpose of highlighting the truly “pervy” amongst us….

Oh wait….I’m pretty sure we know who those folks are.

"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green

by antediluvian on Oct 29, 2009 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have no problem being inclusive

But the Blazers are still are men so those are the only list of sexiest Blazers I could come up with but I left a ‘somebody else’ option.. :)

by galacticlove on Oct 29, 2009 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't get the love for Rebecca Haarlow.

If we’re going with anchorwomen my choice is Hannah Storm, but for sideline reporters my darkhorse is Rachel Nichols. I’m sure that way more folks like the actress Rachel Nichols rather than ESPN’s Rachel Nichols, but I’ll take the latter.

Dear Paul Allen:

Waive Patty Mills & sign Ime Udoka.

Sincerely,
AK1984

by AK1984 on Oct 29, 2009 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't like how she talks

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Oct 29, 2009 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I love how she says Rachel Nichols, E S P AAAAN

at the end of all of her reports. – Elgin

Travis Outlaw, the Funnel Cake of the Blazers

by 22baylor on Oct 30, 2009 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dr Doom

I’m a skeptic of this JD topic for ,primarily, this reason: We often only see what we want to, especially when it comes to looking at ourselves. I think it’s important to reflect upon the exterior influences in our lives (graces and pitfalls), but only after we have come to terms with ourselves. I think the more pressing question to be asked, “is what choices have I made and what are those consequences?”; followed by “Having made those choices, can I live with myself now, and what choices will I make in the future?”. I also agree quite a bit with Jonestr about habituation and hard work.

by EvilKaramazov on Oct 29, 2009 9:55 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

rule #1 of JD is always disagree with jonestr

It’s similar if you are a politician: if Hitler did it dont do it. No matter what it is, dont do it.

you are never going to be a first tier poster agreeing with me, an eighth tier poster.

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Oct 29, 2009 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Basically, you luv Aristotle, which doesn’t surprise me cause you luv science. Deep down, I’m a Plato/Socrates kind of cat, so at our cores we’re at war. Sleep tight, know I’m watching you, always.

by EvilKaramazov on Oct 29, 2009 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

forgive my total ignorance, but can you give me a brief overview on where these three (two) diverge?

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Oct 29, 2009 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

certainly:

Another way in which the two arguments differ is on their actual conceptualization of what the human function is. For Plato, the human function is defined as deliberation, ruling, living and taking care of things. This differs greatly from Aristotle idea of the human function which is, to perform activities that express reason. Not only are these two definitions very different, but they illustrate the chasm between the ways that each philosopher is thinking of the concept of a human function. Plato thinks of it in terms of the person’s place in society. His ideas of ruling, deliberating…etc pertain to the community in which one lives, and one’s relation to it. Aristotle approaches the problem from a much more individualistic point of view. Expressing reason in one’s action does not have anything to do with a relationship with other people or a community, but relates only to the individual.

Knowledge and the “Forms”

The latter is a minor point, in my opinion. From the first you can see a core difference between living the world among others and taking care of numero uno, first and foremost. On a really simple level, Aristotle, for me is cold, rational, and reserved. Socrates has more feeling, expression, and sympathy.

by EvilKaramazov on Oct 29, 2009 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I suppose I agree with Aristotle in that humans are selfsih in nature, but I think we need to design institutions so that our selfish natures are used to benefit a larger group.

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Oct 29, 2009 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

not every major part of our lives

can be boiled down to the choices we have made

by galacticlove on Oct 29, 2009 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I would say it can—there are even the choices we don’t make, to be included in the ones we do. As far as I can tell, life is about the consequences of the things we do and don’t do. Sometimes the world poops on you, but that’s life. how you deal w/ it and prepare for it, is the gravy baby.

by EvilKaramazov on Oct 29, 2009 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i agree with you, EK, except that the poop is not distributed evenly on all of us.. I agree that the sum of our lives can only be measured by how we deal with it.. but I said specifically that “not every major part of our lives” was about the choices me make.. because poop happens.. and sometimes it’s gonna rain down on you whether you are prepared for it or not…. and dealing with it will become a part of you for the rest of your life.. although your point is still valid.. when all is said and done..

Actually.. I only think you can measure life in love… but that’s a different jd..

by galacticlove on Oct 29, 2009 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The greatest lie americans have been duped into grooving on, is equality and fairness. Life isn’t fair—some of us only know what it’s like to be pooped on. If you want to look of a measuring stick between all of us, just know everyone poops, and that’s about it.

by EvilKaramazov on Oct 29, 2009 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Also

poop is relevant

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Oct 29, 2009 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just because life isn’t fair, doesn’t mean we can be equally judged on how we perform when we are running different races.. playing different games..

Just because everyone poops.. doesn’t mean we have to keep pooping on each other.. even if someone pooped on you once..

by galacticlove on Oct 29, 2009 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

do you mean “can’t be equally judged”?

A lot of people think the state of nature is to be at war—poop on your neighbor, get ahead in life, be cut throat, ect….

by EvilKaramazov on Oct 29, 2009 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

let me think

to paraphrase myself.. i said that the fact that life is not fair does not imply that it is possible to be evaluated w.o bias on how we deal with our own poo and the poop of others..

so I think that i meant what I wrote.. how I wrote it..

A lot of people think the state of nature is to be at war—poop on your neighbor, get ahead in life, be cut throat, ect….

I know what a lot of people think.. you could argue that whole cultural viewpoints are based on that statement.. but is that the result to playing the best strategy to win their game or just a reaction to having been or the fear of having been pooped on by someone else?

by galacticlove on Oct 29, 2009 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, I don’t know that you can evaluate anything, even your own life. This is taking a turn for nihilism (I need nightbluefruit and my blankie). I don’t know if we are by nature trying to strive above others; or if we are afraid of being stomped on that leads us to strive above others. That’s a philosophical first principal you’ll need to commit to on your own—put your faith in either Hobbes, or Rousseau.

by EvilKaramazov on Oct 29, 2009 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i think we may be floating in the waters beyond my shores, EK.. but I do agree with what I think I am reading here..

I really wish I could just understand why some people are stuck in a poop-you-poop-me world.. and others are desperate to transform being pooped on into something that benefits the world.. not just passes on poop..

by galacticlove on Oct 29, 2009 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

good luck trying to understand people.

i’ve been working on it for a while now. it’s not going well. :)

the best thing you can do is live true to your own convictions. Sometimes understanding doesn’t help.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 29, 2009 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yep

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Oct 29, 2009 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

but what about changing the world!!!???

aren’t i still allowed to be hopeful that it is not completely impossible to change things and stop the way things have always been?

by galacticlove on Oct 29, 2009 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ah youth is wasted on the young ;)

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Oct 29, 2009 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

perhaps

but being jaded is wasted on the old when it should be reserved for angstfilled youths ;)

by galacticlove on Oct 29, 2009 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

that's true.

i wish i was more jaded in my youth and could grow out of it rather than have my youth affect how jaded I am now. I’m working on pulling out of that.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 29, 2009 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i've already spent more time than i should have

keeping myself from being jaded from what i have already been through.. I really want to be the change i want to see in the world.. not just pass my pain on to someone else..

by galacticlove on Oct 29, 2009 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That is right. Control what you can. Don’t stress over what you can’t (otherwise you’ll lose focus on what you can control)

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Oct 29, 2009 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

well that's the real trick isn't it.

not sure there’s any real advice to give on that front. it’s just a matter of personal willpower, in my opinion.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 29, 2009 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

thanks.. i think i'm getting there..

i just wish i could figure out how to do more to help others.. kids.. any one.. just.. idk.. help..

by galacticlove on Oct 29, 2009 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

volunteer.

after school programs. children’s hospital. something like that. I won’t pretend I’ve done these things, cause I haven’t. but a lot of helping people out is just showing up and being sincere.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 29, 2009 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yes I am doing some stuff of this vein (vain?)

i’ve also already been hit with the reality that too many people who need help just cannot be helped.. at least not by me in a volunteer capacity at that time.. and that’s hard..

by galacticlove on Oct 29, 2009 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

just cannot be helped

usually it’s that they don’t want to be helped. you can only help people that want to be helped, it’s a two way street. and you’ll just kill yourself on a brick wall if you keep trying to help those that don’t want it. for those, just be their friend and forget about trying to actively help.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 29, 2009 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

that is one sad part of it

the worst stuff is from the under 18ers who are being seriously traumatized but “choose” to not turn their parent/stepparent in for the repercussion.. I volunteer for a crisis line sometimes.. breaks my heart..

by galacticlove on Oct 29, 2009 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah, that would be really tough.

which is part of the reason i haven’t screwed up the courage to volunteer for some of that stuff. i’m not sure i could take it.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 29, 2009 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don’t know how I do either… but i feel like I need to..

by galacticlove on Oct 29, 2009 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

but is that the result of what I’ve been through or the blessings I have received?

;)

by galacticlove on Oct 29, 2009 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I guess I'm doing all I can..

but I wish I knew why people respond the way they do.. and is there a way to help people respond differently before they put that pain on someone else..

by galacticlove on Oct 29, 2009 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

maybe you should become a

psychologist. good ones that aren’t in it just for the money could probably accomplish both those things.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 29, 2009 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

def considered that..

I’m thinking a lot about pursuing either counseling/psychology/sw or law enforcement/victims advocacy.. although I’ll probably have a minor in theater/drama to suck up all of the cred i took in that stuff :)

by galacticlove on Oct 29, 2009 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

good luck deciding.

just remember you’ll change your mind near the end of sophomore year ;)

by DrivetheLane on Oct 29, 2009 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol right?

I’m not taking creds this term but will probably just start back up on the GE trip in the winter so I don’t have to overly commit

by galacticlove on Oct 29, 2009 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

probably a safe bet.

take a course or two in your top two choices for discipline and then decide. might not even take that much. i took one english class beginning of sophomore year cause i couldn’t get the history class i wanted and immediately switched from history to english and never looked back.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 29, 2009 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

how have you utilized your English degree?

by galacticlove on Oct 29, 2009 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

poorly.

was planning on teaching high school, decided against it and wanted to go for doctorate in order to be a uni professor. hated grad school (i think it was a bad program for me) so quit. now i do IT work in a school district. i’m glad i never became a high school teacher, but wish I’d waited a year and made a more informed decision on grad schools.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 29, 2009 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

that sucks

what was your doctorate focusing in?

by galacticlove on Oct 29, 2009 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i never started the doctorate.

quit during the masters. i hadn’t chosen a focus. but it should have been on love and shifting identities in the works of Jeanette Winterson. It could have been good if I’d arrived at that earlier. i was too bad a state of mind to focus though. such is life.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 29, 2009 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

thanks for sharing.. dtl

Winterson is an interesting choice.. I’ve read just enough to know that would have made a great dissertation..

by galacticlove on Oct 29, 2009 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

WHAAAAAAAAAAT

CLOUDY HAD THE BEST RESPONSE???

SOMEBODY FRAME THIS!!

/PRINT SCREEN

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 29, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

/print screen again

im saving this moment

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 29, 2009 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

using two versions

of you’re/your in the same sentence and not screwing it up. but now i remember it’s they’re/there/their that annoys you.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 29, 2009 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I wouldn’t say jaded. Just other stuff comes up that is actually something that I can control, and it means more to me.

Watching the world poop on each other is like watching the Jerry Springer show. We’ve seen it happen a million times, now I can focus on something good that I can actually have some say in.

I am just a squirrel trying to get a nut. I don’t poop on others, so I expect to not be pooped on. I do things to try to make other people’s (people that I care about) lives better. The rest takes care of itself.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Oct 29, 2009 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yes.

i agree. i wish i’d realized these things at a younger age.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 29, 2009 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You said it better with fancy quotes
Score:
DTL : 1
Ash: .5

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Oct 29, 2009 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

when did you get 5 points on me?

or is that just a gracious head start I gave you?

by DrivetheLane on Oct 29, 2009 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

point 5

GET YOUR GLASSES ON GRANDMA!

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Oct 29, 2009 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh haha.

i am wearing glasses. maybe i should go to the eye doctor.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 29, 2009 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL

I’ll take your word for it.

by Roybot on Oct 29, 2009 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

probably best that way.

wouldn’t want you to be disappointed if you ever see me in real life.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 29, 2009 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i heard someone totally lost their eye doing that

it was in the JD.. and i skimmed it.. so it must be true..

by galacticlove on Oct 29, 2009 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

BRP said that.

so it probably is true.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 29, 2009 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

brp lies about everything

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Oct 29, 2009 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have to wear reading glasses myself.. it’s like I’m already my grams sometimes

by galacticlove on Oct 29, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i've had glasses since 4th grade.

they’re a part of me now. i’ll never get rid of them.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 29, 2009 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

6th for me

but I don’t need them all of the times.. just reading..

by galacticlove on Oct 29, 2009 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

For some reason

I always wanted to have glasses.

by Roybot on Oct 29, 2009 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

do you want a wheelchair too?

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Oct 29, 2009 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i’ve actually simultaneously rocked a wheel chair and glasses.. i was one library research aides dream on earth ;)

by galacticlove on Oct 29, 2009 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nah.

I like walking.

by Roybot on Oct 29, 2009 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

maybe a walking cane is a better affectation then

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Oct 29, 2009 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

too affected

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Oct 29, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i'm looking forward to having a cane

when i get old. i’m gonna hit teenagers on the head with it and act senile.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 29, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

practically a fossil.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 29, 2009 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sad.

Hopefully you will still be around to see the Blazers win a Championship (or three.)

by Roybot on Oct 29, 2009 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i hope so.

of course, God is a huge Brandon Roy fan, so I’ll probably get to see the games in heaven.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 29, 2009 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

maybe heaven

will just be a gigantic rose garden where everyone gets to watch the Blazers and all the concessions are free.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 29, 2009 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

except me.

i’m the starting 2 guard.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 29, 2009 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

this is heaven, lady.

i’m the starting 2 guard: posterizing folks, draining threes, and hitting sweet mid-range pull up jumpers off my back foot.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 29, 2009 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

you should.

people with glasses are the coolest.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 29, 2009 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yes but

having glasses when you need the prescription adjusted again and that sucks too :(

by galacticlove on Oct 29, 2009 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah kinda.

but i’ve only had to do that twice. usually when i want new frames. i’ll probably be doing this within the next year.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 29, 2009 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't need them

and would probably never wear them.

by Roybot on Oct 29, 2009 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

at least you're not one of those

poser girls that got glasses with no prescription just to look cool when that was popular.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 29, 2009 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

a momentary loss of reason.

i’m practically a fossil remember? my mind don’t work so good sometimes.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 29, 2009 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Roybot, Glove quick DUCK

I sense DTL will be swinging his cane soon.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Oct 29, 2009 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

not at them.

i need to be nice to them so they’ll visit me in the nursing home.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 29, 2009 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Do I get to decide

when to pull the plug?

by Roybot on Oct 29, 2009 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

hmm.....

promise not to pull it right after it’s plugged in?

by DrivetheLane on Oct 29, 2009 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Then good luck

getting anyone to come see you.

by Roybot on Oct 29, 2009 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh the pain....

straight to the heart….

i’m not gonna make it to the nursing home now….

by DrivetheLane on Oct 29, 2009 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It was BRP that lost his eye.

I know someone that got it and it was fine but he was scared zachless before it and everyone kept joking that it would be the last time he was going to see.

by Roybot on Oct 29, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

plant a tree

Whatever you do, don’t find a boyfriend that needs help.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Oct 29, 2009 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

haha. that's good advice.

i think i was one of those once. it didn’t end well. but i’ve learned from my mistake.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 29, 2009 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

worry not, ashley, that ain't me

i mean if Rudy, Dante, LMA, or Marty need play practicing on the ball defense.. I’m there for them.. besides that.. hit the road jack.. the g-love train ain’t open for yo biz

by galacticlove on Oct 29, 2009 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yes, just don’t expect help doing it

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Oct 29, 2009 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

it's an MJ day

I’m Gonna Make A Change,
For Once In My Life
It’s Gonna Feel Real Good,
Gonna Make A Difference
Gonna Make It Right . . .

As I, Turn Up The Collar On My
Favourite Winter Coat
This Wind Is Blowin’ My Mind
I See The Kids In The Street,
With Not Enough To Eat
Who Am I, To Be Blind?
Pretending Not To See
Their Needs
A Summer’s Disregard,
A Broken Bottle Top
And A One Man’s Soul
They Follow Each Other On
The Wind Ya’ Know
‘Cause They Got Nowhere
To Go
That’s Why I Want You To
Know

I’m Starting With The Man In
The Mirror
I’m Asking Him To Change
His Ways
And No Message Could Have
Been Any Clearer
If You Wanna Make The World
A Better Place
(If You Wanna Make The
World A Better Place)
Take A Look At Yourself, And
Then Make A Change
(Take A Look At Yourself, And
Then Make A Change)
(Na Na Na, Na Na Na, Na Na,

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Oct 29, 2009 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ghandi said:

“Be the change you want to see in the world.”

to expand on that, I’d say that if a person lives their lives in an honorable, respectful, convicting way, every day; if they can truly make that who they are, people notice.

I think you just have to hope you inspire people to be better than they are and help them if/when they want help with honesty and respect. That’s what I hope I can do in my life and I don’t know if I’m effective at it or not. But in the end, you’re only accountable to yourself: if you feel you’ve done the best you can do, day in and day out, I think you’ll see the world change around you.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 29, 2009 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

wow rec

i wouldn’t really crack yo face open either…

but yo hardwood is still going down..

by galacticlove on Oct 29, 2009 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

we'll see. we'll see.

at least you’re acknowledging me now. i saw what you said in the other JD…..

it made me laugh.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 29, 2009 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think this needs a closer examination of the poop and where it comes from.

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Oct 29, 2009 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

maybe an example is a dude I was talking to after a bike race a few weeks back

he blamed his poor performance on bad luck, but here is what happened to him.

He crashed hard on the first lap (he was running the wrong tires, and had them pumped up really high. Both of these things were well under his control and only ignorance or lack of preparation were the root causes, not the course.)

His tube came out of his seat bag and wound in his derailleur which cause his derailleur to snap off. He blamed it on bad luck. I would say it was a bad idea to run a seat bag in a race. It is a race and you dont need a seat bag. Again his ignorance and lack of preparation were the root causes.

In my estimation you can say life (whatever that is) is giving you poop, but often you are the root cause of the poop in your life.

in other words, luck favors the prepared.

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Oct 29, 2009 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

we cant all be born with fully functioning brains, and without a fully functioning brain you might do something dumb like pay other people to let you ride your bike, which you can do for free

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Oct 29, 2009 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's pretty amazing to see how many people

were apparently born without fully functional brains. Scary, really.

"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green

by antediluvian on Oct 29, 2009 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

how does this help me blame others for my problems?

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Oct 29, 2009 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ignore everything i wrote: My life smells like cat puke because you live like an unflushable piece of poo

by EvilKaramazov on Oct 29, 2009 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

that’s more like it

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Oct 29, 2009 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think you are going to have to get concrete on this so EK can tear your example to shreds and then quote some esoterica that will make us all feel woefully inadequate.

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Oct 29, 2009 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I´ve made a trip last week-end and visited a Murillo exhibition.

This is how kids look with and without a suportive family:

by amlmart1 on Oct 29, 2009 9:56 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He will if he wants to eat...

I would give it all up for a billion dollars

by Tyler Durrden on Oct 29, 2009 10:03 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions   0 recs

I think that’s a bird in his hand (gonna feed the dog).

by EvilKaramazov on Oct 29, 2009 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs