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Early AM Junk Drawer for October 29th, 2009

So most people have good times and bad times in their lives.. also, we are all gifted in some ways through our births, stations, or otherwise in life...

Star-divide

Personally.. I know that I have been gifted and blessed in my life.. I have a supportive family (for the most part), and no worries that I can do anything I put my mind to.. I've gotten to be out on my own since after I graduated HS last summer and made my way from Syracuse to Portland to Spain to Crete to Poland to San Diego to Tempe and since then.. finding my world is what my life is about now.. and I couldn't be happier for that... 

But nobody's life is all peaches and sunshine.. throughout my life I find myself in bad circumstances.. sometimes I've only ended up with just a small physical wound and slightly more hardened to the harshness that people bring upon one another.. othertimes.. I came out a lot worse... I can't say I always knew that I would be okay.. but I always had that supportive family to remind me of how blessed I really was.. and because of that.. I can use the harshness and pain I had to endure to find myself and to make the world I find around me better also...

Soo... do people find they are more defined by the ways that they have been gifted or by the hardships that they have had to overcome? Or do you want to share some crazy deep things about yourself? Or do you just want to blather on endlessly about your fantasy sports teams?

PS Like Morti, I'll tell my whole story for some “feel sorry for you” tail... pm me...

Poll
Sexiest Blazer
Joel
0 votes
Brandon
1 votes
Marty
1 votes
Patty
0 votes
JP31
2 votes
Andre
0 votes
Dante
2 votes
Nic
4 votes
LaMarcus
4 votes
Travis
3 votes
Greg
3 votes
Rudy
11 votes
Jerryd
0 votes
Someone not mentioned
6 votes

37 votes | Poll has closed

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Nic
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"Fernandez, to my eyes, is the Blazer who walks that walk most comfortably. A lot of Portland's fans (egged on, dare I say, by their local broadcasters) lament things like how Ron Artest or Yao Ming get to hit Brandon Roy's arms.

But I suspect Fernandez sees all that and thinks: We get to hit arms! Cool!"

http://myespn.go.com/blogs/truehoop/0-39-135/On-Playoff-Experience.html

"I told Pau the Lakers never win here in Portland; I think it's great." -- Rudy Fernandez

by ratbastird on Oct 29, 2009 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am not so into him

I have always been a ZBo kind of guy myself

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Oct 29, 2009 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't think he is, but I'm a guy

the Blazer dancers aren’t that cute either, they should probably make the outfits skimpier and the dances more sexually suggestive.

by Magnum on Oct 29, 2009 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

LaMarcus is obviously the number one choice.

And then probably Rudy. I know you have a list as well.

by Roybot on Oct 29, 2009 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

sexist

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 29, 2009 12:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

thats a good one

those eyes are so dreamy

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 29, 2009 12:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

it's easier to palm a basketball

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 29, 2009 12:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

much

I have no chance of palm a basketball.. I’m glad I can palm a baseball..

by galacticlove on Oct 29, 2009 1:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

ahem

a great spot for an inappropriate joke

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 29, 2009 1:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

That's the best part about me

When I’m palmed, it makes even the tiniest hands look HUGE. Like Andre the Giant, huge. Like Will Purdue’s feet, huge.

by Mortimer on Oct 29, 2009 1:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

anyone else notice

that ha is rockin’ pink bracelets? dude was the original metro

The Bedger formally known as phillyduck, now im just HD the duck.

by HD on Oct 29, 2009 12:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

yo GLove

I wanna feel bad for you. is the email you gave me that one time the same one i should email you on to make me feel bad?

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 29, 2009 12:51 AM PDT reply actions  

good deal

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 29, 2009 12:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

check you email

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 29, 2009 12:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

haha there it is..

ok ok.. I’ll write one sad story for you tonight.. for showing initiative ;)

by galacticlove on Oct 29, 2009 12:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

woo hoo

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 29, 2009 12:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sad Songs by Elton John

Guess there are times when we all need to share a little pain
And ironing out the rough spots
Is the hardest part when memories remain
And it’s times like these when we all need to hear the radio
`Cause from the lips of some old singer
We can share the troubles we already know
Turn them on, turn them on
Turn on those sad songs
When all hope is gone
Why don’t you tune in and turn them on
They reach into your room
Just feel their gentle touch
When all hope is gone
Sad songs say so much
If someone else is suffering enough to write it down
When every single word makes sense
Then it’s easier to have those songs around
The kick inside is in the line that finally gets to you
and it feels so good to hurt so bad
And suffer just enough to sing the blues
Sad songs, they say
Sad songs, they say
Sad songs, they say
Sad songs, they say so much

Travis Outlaw, the Funnel Cake of the Blazers

by 22baylor on Oct 29, 2009 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

I like Elton

Piano man he makes his stand
In the auditorium

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 29, 2009 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

so funny...

i was totally thought about that song when i wrote my story out for cloudy last night!

by galacticlove on Oct 29, 2009 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

ha - excellent

I’d like to read your story too, if you want to share it with me. I’d send you one in return. – Elgin

Travis Outlaw, the Funnel Cake of the Blazers

by 22baylor on Oct 29, 2009 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

the topic for this JD is kinda ironic

considering that BRP said that I should share my story on here. Not sure if I will tho.

Senior Asian ambassador of Blazers Edge

by Philthyanimal on Oct 29, 2009 12:51 AM PDT reply actions  

rec

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 29, 2009 12:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

nah

i dont want to share it and have people pity me or whatever. plus i’ve kinda moved on since then.

Senior Asian ambassador of Blazers Edge

by Philthyanimal on Oct 29, 2009 12:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ya ain't moved on THAT much

You’re still asian.

This is about how you decided to be asian, right?

I apologize in advance for joking, I know it’s tough to reveal personal stuff and I urge you to only do it if you are totally comfortable. If it helps, I already pity you.

And I love ya, Philthy.

by Mortimer on Oct 29, 2009 1:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

maybe at a meet up or on tinychat or something

but i would rather not in a JD

Senior Asian ambassador of Blazers Edge

by Philthyanimal on Oct 29, 2009 1:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

no

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 29, 2009 1:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

i blame SO

but it’s worth it to keep making em so he can junk with us and we dont kill the hamster!

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 29, 2009 1:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sadly

I’ve been letting myself go. I just can’t keep up. Gosh, I’m such a failure!!

by fanfaraway on Oct 29, 2009 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

we are all overwhelmed

Let’s just do what we can and hope for the best. – Elgin

Travis Outlaw, the Funnel Cake of the Blazers

by 22baylor on Oct 29, 2009 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh nice...did you make it to summer league?

Bunch of us almost flew down to go…I was just going to get a hug from Tom, so when he bagged I cancelled my ticket. And I think Phil was just going to get a hug from me, so he cancelled his too.

by prezofdeath on Oct 29, 2009 1:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

your a horrible mod

Senior Asian ambassador of Blazers Edge

by Philthyanimal on Oct 29, 2009 1:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

english is my 2nd language

Senior Asian ambassador of Blazers Edge

by Philthyanimal on Oct 29, 2009 1:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

actually its my third

cantonese, vietnamese, english

Senior Asian ambassador of Blazers Edge

by Philthyanimal on Oct 29, 2009 1:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

thats really cool

you gotta speak some of that on wednesday

by Starvin' Marvin on Oct 29, 2009 1:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

smh...and he honestly expects us to believe he's mensa

doesn’t he know we know it’s easy to lie on Internet message boards?

For example, you could say LOOK AT ME EVERYONE, MY NAME IS STARVIN MARVIN AND I’M COOL.

See how easy it is?

by prezofdeath on Oct 29, 2009 1:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

stop shaking your head

Senior Asian ambassador of Blazers Edge

by Philthyanimal on Oct 29, 2009 1:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Its a card you can print out if you go to their website

A novelty thing if you sign up for their mailing list.

It’s actually a test done by Mensa to see if they allow you to take the real test, because if you willingly sign up for spam they disqualify you.

by Mortimer on Oct 29, 2009 1:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

you got me real good

Senior Asian ambassador of Blazers Edge

by Philthyanimal on Oct 29, 2009 1:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah ... uh ... I lost mine ... right?

"Quid, Me Anxius Sum?"
http://www.cdbaby.com/Artist/Year5000

by Y5k on Oct 29, 2009 2:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

http://www.mensa.org/

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Oct 29, 2009 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

If they were that smart they would have a better website

But slowly things happen that they cannot help and the Blazers Fellowship of the Ring begins to break apart

by Norsktroll on Oct 29, 2009 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess smart =/= creativity

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Oct 29, 2009 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

it is for people with high IQs

I tried to get in by giving them my 1/jonestrIQ, but those smarty pants quickly figured that one out.

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Oct 29, 2009 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I looked into it, but it seemed kinda boring… I didn’t want to do it just to say I was Mensa
.
.
.
but I’ll happily brag about it here

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Oct 29, 2009 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

are you bragging about looking into it?

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Oct 29, 2009 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes… I read good

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Oct 29, 2009 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

smh
the investigations of members’ opinions and attitudes; and assistance to researchers, inside and outside Mensa, in projects dealing with intelligence or Mensa."

so pompous.

by fanfaraway on Oct 29, 2009 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t join cause all the local chapter seems to do is get together to play DnD and other board games

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Oct 29, 2009 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

do they have high BBIQ?

Travis Outlaw, the Funnel Cake of the Blazers

by 22baylor on Oct 29, 2009 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

nay

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Oct 29, 2009 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

don't got no MENSA's, but I gots this ...

Angkor pass

(You still have your pass, SexRex?)

"Quid, Me Anxius Sum?"
http://www.cdbaby.com/Artist/Year5000

by Y5k on Oct 29, 2009 2:55 AM PDT up reply actions   3 recs

Honestly I don't even remember getting a pass, I guess I should have gotten one

all I remember was having a guy take me out there on his moped hella early in the morning to watch the sunrise over Ankor Wat.

"We didn't start the fire. It was always burning. Since the world's been turning." - E. E. Cummings

by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Oct 29, 2009 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

look at those eyes!

Clearly you were absolutely pumped for the occasion. – Elgin

Travis Outlaw, the Funnel Cake of the Blazers

by 22baylor on Oct 29, 2009 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

How long have you been insane?

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Oct 29, 2009 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

I’d been traveling out of a backpack for nearly two months at that point, with little sleep and lots of rum. I was a little … off … when this photo was snapped.

"Quid, Me Anxius Sum?"
http://www.cdbaby.com/Artist/Year5000

by Y5k on Oct 29, 2009 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's good to see the jd topic making a comeback

ll cool j would be proud

The Bedger formally known as phillyduck, now im just HD the duck.

by HD on Oct 29, 2009 12:52 AM PDT reply actions   2 recs

rec

JDs should always have topics…. if anything it’s a good way to guide conversation for the early morning folks

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 29, 2009 12:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

for the poll

I think I’m gonna have to go with Nicolas.

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 29, 2009 12:54 AM PDT reply actions  

i thought it was the rolls'

rolls.

"Fernandez, to my eyes, is the Blazer who walks that walk most comfortably. A lot of Portland's fans (egged on, dare I say, by their local broadcasters) lament things like how Ron Artest or Yao Ming get to hit Brandon Roy's arms.

But I suspect Fernandez sees all that and thinks: We get to hit arms! Cool!"

http://myespn.go.com/blogs/truehoop/0-39-135/On-Playoff-Experience.html

"I told Pau the Lakers never win here in Portland; I think it's great." -- Rudy Fernandez

by ratbastird on Oct 29, 2009 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

token?

care to share what you’re currently tokin’ ?

by prezofdeath on Oct 29, 2009 1:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

so... what are you taking then?

"Fernandez, to my eyes, is the Blazer who walks that walk most comfortably. A lot of Portland's fans (egged on, dare I say, by their local broadcasters) lament things like how Ron Artest or Yao Ming get to hit Brandon Roy's arms.

But I suspect Fernandez sees all that and thinks: We get to hit arms! Cool!"

http://myespn.go.com/blogs/truehoop/0-39-135/On-Playoff-Experience.html

"I told Pau the Lakers never win here in Portland; I think it's great." -- Rudy Fernandez

by ratbastird on Oct 29, 2009 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

ya no ish you junk like a girl

all this feelings and stuff pfft, this junk needs an upgrade of testosterone so anyways how bout them yankee’s?

The Bedger formally known as phillyduck, now im just HD the duck.

by HD on Oct 29, 2009 1:02 AM PDT reply actions  

NEW YLOLRK YANKEES

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 29, 2009 1:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

yankees...ugh

Coworker1: Hey, did you know Coworker2 is a Yankees fan?

Me: I knew I didn’t like Coworker2.

Coworker1: HAHA! I’m going to tell her you said that.

Me: Please do.

by prezofdeath on Oct 29, 2009 1:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol prez

i have a hard time believing you would ever say something that mean

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 29, 2009 1:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

work is a vicious environment

playing ping pong with one of the girls from work today…she’s a big #5 fan.

Rudy.lover: (scores a point on me)

Rudy.lover: I’m gonna’ beat a guy! Woooooo!

(pause)

Rudy.lover: Well, I’m going to beat Josh anyway.

by prezofdeath on Oct 29, 2009 1:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

how dare we love our team!

I just want his leg.

"Fernandez, to my eyes, is the Blazer who walks that walk most comfortably. A lot of Portland's fans (egged on, dare I say, by their local broadcasters) lament things like how Ron Artest or Yao Ming get to hit Brandon Roy's arms.

But I suspect Fernandez sees all that and thinks: We get to hit arms! Cool!"

http://myespn.go.com/blogs/truehoop/0-39-135/On-Playoff-Experience.html

"I told Pau the Lakers never win here in Portland; I think it's great." -- Rudy Fernandez

by ratbastird on Oct 29, 2009 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I love your coworker

lol

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 29, 2009 1:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Prez is a cocky jerk

His “I’m seem super decent and nice to the point of you worry about me getting chewed up by this mean and pitiless world” act is all an… act to get some sweet sweet poooooooooooooooon.

by Mortimer on Oct 29, 2009 1:15 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

The wake for my cuz turned out to be a pretty cool

Family reunion,met some kin I had heard about but never met and had a good time with the old folks. The scary part is I have their genes and might live another 30 years

by southern oregon on Oct 29, 2009 1:14 AM PDT reply actions  

I just picked up Chuck Hayes in fantasy. Mock me now.

I really hope the games start streaming on Blazers.com soon.

If I had to term the present situation, it would have to be a series of unfortunate events.

by Cablinasian on Oct 29, 2009 1:17 AM PDT reply actions  

well I was looking through his career stats and the man flat-out produces per-minute in steals and rebounds. He rebounds as well as Collison, scores a littles less, and steals more. Plus he’ll get more time.

I really hope the games start streaming on Blazers.com soon.

If I had to term the present situation, it would have to be a series of unfortunate events.

by Cablinasian on Oct 29, 2009 1:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

That's true

With those 4 arms of his I could see him getting a lotta steals for a big. Nice pickup.

giggle

by Mortimer on Oct 29, 2009 1:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

smh.

he will get 1.75 steals per game, just watch.

I really hope the games start streaming on Blazers.com soon.

If I had to term the present situation, it would have to be a series of unfortunate events.

by Cablinasian on Oct 29, 2009 1:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

i SAID nice pick up

Mr. Sensitive, geez. You gotta validate your endless defending of Oden’s offensive night by picking up the guy you accuse of causing him those problems.

Classic overcompensating due to daddy issues, seen it a thousand times in FBB.

by Mortimer on Oct 29, 2009 1:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

have fun with Hedo.

I really hope the games start streaming on Blazers.com soon.

If I had to term the present situation, it would have to be a series of unfortunate events.

by Cablinasian on Oct 29, 2009 1:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

OH YEAH

I WILL HAVE FUN WITH HEDO. I WILL.

HAVE FUN. WITH HEDO.

I WILL.

by Mortimer on Oct 29, 2009 1:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is this when I say “scoreboard,” or is that later?

I really hope the games start streaming on Blazers.com soon.

If I had to term the present situation, it would have to be a series of unfortunate events.

by Cablinasian on Oct 29, 2009 1:23 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Wait, are you calling scoreboard in the ESPN league?

Sheeee-oot, that’s like calling scoreboard on me in fantasy football. I didn’t draft that ish!

We’ll see what’s up in the Bedge league, pal… you just wait and see.

by Mortimer on Oct 29, 2009 1:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, are you calling scoreboard in the ESPN league?

Sheeee-oot, that’s like calling scoreboard on me in fantasy football. I didn’t draft that ish!

We’ll see what’s up in the Bedge league, pal… you just wait and see.

by Mortimer on Oct 29, 2009 1:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

we play this week in FF.

Unfortunately you have a billion players on bye.

I really hope the games start streaming on Blazers.com soon.

If I had to term the present situation, it would have to be a series of unfortunate events.

by Cablinasian on Oct 29, 2009 1:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, are you calling scoreboard in the ESPN league?

Sheeee-oot, that’s like calling scoreboard on me in fantasy football. I didn’t draft that ish!

We’ll see what’s up in the Bedge league, pal… you just wait and see.

by Mortimer on Oct 29, 2009 1:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, are you calling scoreboard in the ESPN league?

Sheeee-oot, that’s like calling scoreboard on me in fantasy football. I didn’t draft that ish!

We’ll see what’s up in the Bedge league, pal… you just wait and see.

by Mortimer on Oct 29, 2009 1:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 29, 2009 1:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

PLUS

While I’m mocking you, I’ll remind you that most teams don’t got a good center who they need Hayes to guard, sacrificing any hope for offense at that position.

And then you respond, they don’t really have any scorers at the center position, so they lose nothing.

by Mortimer on Oct 29, 2009 1:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t understand this comment. It is late.

I really hope the games start streaming on Blazers.com soon.

If I had to term the present situation, it would have to be a series of unfortunate events.

by Cablinasian on Oct 29, 2009 1:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

pshaw

that’s what you guys said about battier. well guess what, he’s got half of my teams steals, a category which i’m blowing norsk out!

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 29, 2009 1:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

yes

another guy gets a No Stats All Star!

no longer can i be mocked!

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 29, 2009 1:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

‘cept my guy doesn’t shoot trees or free throws.

I really hope the games start streaming on Blazers.com soon.

If I had to term the present situation, it would have to be a series of unfortunate events.

by Cablinasian on Oct 29, 2009 1:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Battier is a standard fantasy guy people often draft

Both for his name brandness, and because he gives you 3’s and steals.

by Mortimer on Oct 29, 2009 1:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

i dont draft people based on their names

otherwise my first 4 picks would have been:

Pops Mensah Bonsu
Ruben Boumtje (sp?) Boumtje
Funderburke
Speedy Claxton

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 29, 2009 1:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Steve Blake.

I really hope the games start streaming on Blazers.com soon.

If I had to term the present situation, it would have to be a series of unfortunate events.

by Cablinasian on Oct 29, 2009 1:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Cab

I had a nice long yak with my Dad yesterday and he has gotten to be pals with the guy who is running the stem cell growing new retina’s in dogs program at UW. It was a very interesting briefing and the old man is in a non official way part of the team

by southern oregon on Oct 29, 2009 1:27 AM PDT reply actions  

that’s pretty darn cool.

I really hope the games start streaming on Blazers.com soon.

If I had to term the present situation, it would have to be a series of unfortunate events.

by Cablinasian on Oct 29, 2009 1:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

QUIZZ 4 HEISMAN!!!

http://espn.go.com/blog/pac10/post/_/id/4540/osu-rodgers-looks-like-a-heisman-trophy-candidate

GLove has me all depressed and im ready to go to bed now, fo reals.

good night everybody!

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 29, 2009 1:33 AM PDT reply actions  

+1

Lovin the Jaquizzzzzzz

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by CaptainSexyJacob on Oct 29, 2009 9:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

watched "500 days of summer" last night

not your average rom-com. Good stuff. Zooey Deschanel singing The Smiths in the elevator is sexier than any Megan Fox scene in Transformers.

by medmelon on Oct 29, 2009 1:51 AM PDT reply actions   2 recs

LOVE IT!

my favorite movie of 2009…2nd fav is star trek

Senior Asian ambassador of Blazers Edge

by Philthyanimal on Oct 29, 2009 1:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

rec for saying deschanel>fox

Senior Asian ambassador of Blazers Edge

by Philthyanimal on Oct 29, 2009 1:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sexiest Blazer ...

John Denver’s hair
and
Lil’ Kim’s shorts.

Boo-yah!

"Quid, Me Anxius Sum?"
http://www.cdbaby.com/Artist/Year5000

by Y5k on Oct 29, 2009 2:38 AM PDT reply actions  

Can't wait

for retro Blazer jerseys.

Bring back retro shorts! It’ll surely give us the tough image we’ve been looking for.
Just look at the things it did for the F*kers:

Photobucket

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by CaptainSexyJacob on Oct 29, 2009 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

they need to kiss

"Fernandez, to my eyes, is the Blazer who walks that walk most comfortably. A lot of Portland's fans (egged on, dare I say, by their local broadcasters) lament things like how Ron Artest or Yao Ming get to hit Brandon Roy's arms.

But I suspect Fernandez sees all that and thinks: We get to hit arms! Cool!"

http://myespn.go.com/blogs/truehoop/0-39-135/On-Playoff-Experience.html

"I told Pau the Lakers never win here in Portland; I think it's great." -- Rudy Fernandez

by ratbastird on Oct 29, 2009 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

+1

"Quid, Me Anxius Sum?"
http://www.cdbaby.com/Artist/Year5000

by Y5k on Oct 29, 2009 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha

You looking for a good time?

by L-TrainFTW! on Oct 29, 2009 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Derek Fisher must've been going swimming after that game.

Dear Paul Allen:

Waive Patty Mills & sign Ime Udoka.

Sincerely,
AK1984

by AK1984 on Oct 29, 2009 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Status report:

5:38pm Hong Kong time
Drink’n wine out’the bottle
Going to yoga soon, then sleep then BLAZERS.

"Quid, Me Anxius Sum?"
http://www.cdbaby.com/Artist/Year5000

by Y5k on Oct 29, 2009 2:39 AM PDT reply actions  

Fox News has a commercial for Cristy Lane's greatest hits

I was going to send it to Mortimer but he told me on Gchat that he already has it.

by tominhawaii on Oct 29, 2009 2:54 AM PDT reply actions  

Is anybody here?

…. no?


My baby takes the morning train
He works from nine till five and then
He takes another home again
To find me waitin’ for him …

My baby takes the morning train
He works from nine till five and then
He takes another home again
To find me waitin’ for him …

"Quid, Me Anxius Sum?"
http://www.cdbaby.com/Artist/Year5000

by Y5k on Oct 29, 2009 3:33 AM PDT reply actions  

Was hanging out in tinychat with the shorties after everyone else had left, but they have gone to bed now. Was fun.

But slowly things happen that they cannot help and the Blazers Fellowship of the Ring begins to break apart

by Norsktroll on Oct 29, 2009 3:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm here too

Are we supposed to tell our saddest stories in this JD?

by tominhawaii on Oct 29, 2009 3:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

We can't win against Mort

But slowly things happen that they cannot help and the Blazers Fellowship of the Ring begins to break apart

by Norsktroll on Oct 29, 2009 3:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

few can ... if anyone

"Quid, Me Anxius Sum?"
http://www.cdbaby.com/Artist/Year5000

by Y5k on Oct 29, 2009 3:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

don't worry guys ...

We’ve got tonight

"Quid, Me Anxius Sum?"
http://www.cdbaby.com/Artist/Year5000

by Y5k on Oct 29, 2009 3:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Tonight Tonight

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_QffCZs-bg

But slowly things happen that they cannot help and the Blazers Fellowship of the Ring begins to break apart

by Norsktroll on Oct 29, 2009 3:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

What do we do ...

… with a problem like Maria?

"Quid, Me Anxius Sum?"
http://www.cdbaby.com/Artist/Year5000

by Y5k on Oct 29, 2009 3:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

A socially unacceptable love, or that your loved ones get killed?

But slowly things happen that they cannot help and the Blazers Fellowship of the Ring begins to break apart

by Norsktroll on Oct 29, 2009 3:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

oh man!

i was hoping this linked to the Smashing Pumpkin’s song Tonight Tonight….

one of the greatest double cd album of all time!!!!!

Bullets with Butterfly Wings and Zero smashed it…

1979 was such a great video!

by broyposse on Oct 29, 2009 5:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hate my saddest stories.

"Quid, Me Anxius Sum?"
http://www.cdbaby.com/Artist/Year5000

by Y5k on Oct 29, 2009 3:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

had fun hanging out with you too Norsky!! :)

my lappy froze as i was trying to restart tinychat the third time in booted me and I decided that twas a sign :)

by galacticlove on Oct 29, 2009 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shaq: "I don't get dunked on". His usual funny self in that interview

Page 2

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by Norsktroll on Oct 29, 2009 4:00 AM PDT reply actions  

Nate will like to hear that
You really think you can play fast?

Of course I can play fast. I’ve always played fast. But I didn’t start winning championships until we slowed down. Wanna talk about the history of the game? In the last 10 years, show me a fast team that’s won. I’ve been on four champions. None of them were fast.

But slowly things happen that they cannot help and the Blazers Fellowship of the Ring begins to break apart

by Norsktroll on Oct 29, 2009 4:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Gotta wonder if he doesn’t want one more chance to take Kobe down.

But I liked his honesty in saying 3 of those titles were lucky.

Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."

by Blazer1342 on Oct 29, 2009 5:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

I liked his explination for Kazaam
When I came up, they paid me $7 million for “Kazaam.” I’m not gonna ever turn that down. Ever. I don’t care what the critics say.

by tingeyga on Oct 29, 2009 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was good too – and I don’t blame him either.

Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."

by Blazer1342 on Oct 29, 2009 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll share why I'm a pervert

When I was about three years old in Vancouver, Washington, my babysitter, Linda Schmidt, would lock my half sister out of my room, get naked and have me sit on her belly and rub lotion or baby powder on her breasts. She told me not to tell anyone and I didn’t complain because I liked it. She dumped me when I went into grade school, but she was still my babysitter.

In grade school, she would kick my little brother out of our room and then have sex with her boyfriend while I “slept” on the bed next to them. After the first time, I rearranged the room so I could get a better view from the illumination of the streetlight outside.

I always thought it was cool until I talked to a counselor lady in my 20’s who said being molested is a bad thing. It put sex on my brain about 10-12 years earlier than most kids (from my generation).

by tominhawaii on Oct 29, 2009 5:58 AM PDT reply actions   2 recs

Hmm

I had this in preview, and hit the spacebar and it posted it.

by tominhawaii on Oct 29, 2009 5:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Meh

It’s pretty much finished. Linda got knocked up, probably in my brother’s bed, had a c-section and didn’t babysit us anymore.

Her brother babysat us once and beat us all with a belt. He even hit my cousin in the face with a belt buckle. We told our parents about that one, so my dad took us to the babysitter’s house and told his dad. The dad dragged him out into the yard and kicked the crap out of his son in front of us.

by tominhawaii on Oct 29, 2009 6:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

That sounds terrible ...

… and very Vancouver.
(sorry ’Couv folks.)

"Quid, Me Anxius Sum?"
http://www.cdbaby.com/Artist/Year5000

by Y5k on Oct 29, 2009 7:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol

its like getting blue balls

Senior Asian ambassador of Blazers Edge

by Philthyanimal on Oct 29, 2009 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

I believed you until I got to the "I had this in preview, and hit the spacebar and it posted it."

So basically right up to the "Hmm."

Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."

by Blazer1342 on Oct 29, 2009 6:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

It's cool with me

I wish I was making it up. The post and the posting before I put my final thought.

by tominhawaii on Oct 29, 2009 6:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

It did it that time too

Do preview, then hit your spacebar.

by tominhawaii on Oct 29, 2009 6:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

testicalling

Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."

by Blazer1342 on Oct 29, 2009 7:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

ooops - i'm a believer

Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."

by Blazer1342 on Oct 29, 2009 7:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

I sometimes wonder if Dave shakes his head and wonders what he has created by allowing junk drawers :)

Though it might be the best part of the site in terms of community, and thus it fulfills a pastoral service.

But slowly things happen that they cannot help and the Blazers Fellowship of the Ring begins to break apart

by Norsktroll on Oct 29, 2009 6:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm serious. I think Dave takes that part of his job very serious too.

But slowly things happen that they cannot help and the Blazers Fellowship of the Ring begins to break apart

by Norsktroll on Oct 29, 2009 6:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah i know...of course

i was laughing at fulfills a pastoral service with the JD

btw, hats off to you Norsk for BEdge Night!

by broyposse on Oct 29, 2009 6:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

That was very nice of him. Norks is a true.bedger

by tominhawaii on Oct 29, 2009 6:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

he bough 20 tickets

You should sell your computer to buy some tickets.

by tominhawaii on Oct 29, 2009 9:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Man I wish I could buy some tickets

Right now I think I count as one of the kids getting the free tickets.

by Mortimer on Oct 29, 2009 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

I can't even remember where my ring is

I THINK I packed it away with my cartooning supplies, for whatever reason.

It’s a cool ring, I actually really like it and I didn’t think I’d find a ring I like, so I’m gonna keep it and years from now when I get married again I’ll pretend I just bought it. To begin a new life built on deception and lies.

by Mortimer on Oct 29, 2009 9:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don't wear mine

I must have been retaining water when I got it sized, because now it just falls off my finger. I keep saying when I drop 10 or 20 lbs, I’ll get it resized.

by tominhawaii on Oct 29, 2009 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

does it fall off your finger everytime an 18 year old girl walks by?

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Oct 29, 2009 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Nope

It was mostly when I washed my hands. If I shook the water off, the ring would go flying. I had a string on it, like it was my boyfriend’s class ring and just gave up after a while.

by tominhawaii on Oct 29, 2009 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

The worst part

Is that I had another ring I wore on my right hand that my dead grandpappy gave me, and I had it resized when I got the WR resized and it falls off too.

by tominhawaii on Oct 29, 2009 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

If you drop enough weight you could wear it around your neck

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by Norsktroll on Oct 29, 2009 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe, but those are real. The necks would go back in length if you remove the rings. It’s surprising what’s popular in body decoration in some societies and which attributes people want to accentuate. Big plates in the lower lip, brandings, ritual scars, … Most Maasai warriors have big ear piercings and cover their body with red powder for some time in the life.

But slowly things happen that they cannot help and the Blazers Fellowship of the Ring begins to break apart

by Norsktroll on Oct 29, 2009 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

I saw a special about something like that

My favorite was a tribe in Africa that liked big butts.

by tominhawaii on Oct 29, 2009 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

I had read that they will die if they take them off as those rings are structural and any neck muscles they had are completely atrophied and they would not be able to keep their heads up.

Add to that that you know have a 8lb+ mass attached to a foot long rod and you have a nontrivial torque to counteract (somewhere in the neighborhood of 8ft-lbs.) that has nothing to counteract it.

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Oct 29, 2009 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

They probably shouldn't take them off all at once, just one by one again

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by Norsktroll on Oct 29, 2009 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah you try telling those guys that

They just don’t listen! They’re all “booga booga booga”.

by Mortimer on Oct 29, 2009 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

If I buy one I will make it from us

with the stipulation that the child has to wear a neckerchief.

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Oct 29, 2009 9:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

That might be an odd picture, and the travel costs would be higher than the ticket, but why not

I original was also thinking about less, but my plan all along was to buy one row of tickets. For me it just means I can’t buy both NBA Live and 2k or have to sell some of my useless stuff, for the kids it makes a lot of difference to have that group experience. And Dave is still anxious if he can “sell” all, every donated ticket counts. The stories from last year still make me teary eyed.

But slowly things happen that they cannot help and the Blazers Fellowship of the Ring begins to break apart

by Norsktroll on Oct 29, 2009 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I really wish I could

But I had my eye on a new diamond pony, to replace my dull, old diamond pony…

Honestly yo, donating something like that would be pretty important to me, so that’s really cool ya did it Norsk. I think you’re alright.

by Mortimer on Oct 29, 2009 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'd be more supportive

If they took the homeless to the game instead of kids.

by tominhawaii on Oct 29, 2009 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Only if it was a trick to murder the homeless

These kids will remember it forever, the homeless will just keep asking for more free stuff after you gave them something.

by Mortimer on Oct 29, 2009 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

I just like the idea of

400 or so disoriented drunk guys sitting behind 92wastheyear.

by tominhawaii on Oct 29, 2009 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

You obviously don't know where my seats are

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Oct 29, 2009 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok

401 drunk guys sitting together.

by tominhawaii on Oct 29, 2009 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rescue the head bangers

someone’s gotta do it

Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."

by Blazer1342 on Oct 29, 2009 6:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

I thought it was funny too.

Sorry to be flippant when you were serious norsk.
I think that’s what made it funnier, we knew you were right.

Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."

by Blazer1342 on Oct 29, 2009 6:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Norsk is good people

Remember when the guy wrote the fanpost apologizing for being a jerk because he was getting off the meth?

by tominhawaii on Oct 29, 2009 7:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

rings a bell, but I don’t’ remember specifics.

Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."

by Blazer1342 on Oct 29, 2009 7:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think he was a jerk in a post or gameday thread

Then he wrote how sorry he was because he was off drugs. good stuff

by tominhawaii on Oct 29, 2009 7:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

...starting to come back to me.

Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."

by Blazer1342 on Oct 29, 2009 7:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

No

It was Roybot’s mom. Roybots name is Linda Schmidt Jr.

by tominhawaii on Oct 29, 2009 9:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

You can have my story

Just change the name to protect Linda’s privacy.

by tominhawaii on Oct 29, 2009 9:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Linda Schmidt's privacy?

I just friended her on Facebook. It’s never too late.

by Mortimer on Oct 29, 2009 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sweet

I bet she has 50 kids and 40 grand-kids.

by tominhawaii on Oct 29, 2009 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh I just remembered

A unicorn broke into my room after it robbed a bank and it raped me while my parents laughed and told me I deserved it.

PHEW. Explanation achieved!

by Mortimer on Oct 29, 2009 9:38 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I got other cool childhood stories

My step-mom used to get drunk, well she still does, and bad things would happen. I lived in a trailer park in Oregon and Alabama. When we lived in Oregon, my mom also did coke. She would take our school clothes money that my dad gave her, and spend it on video poker and drugs.

by tominhawaii on Oct 29, 2009 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

My first date with a girl when I was 17

My mom said I could take the car. Just before I left, she decided she wanted to go to bingo, so I had to take my mom on my first and only date with the girl. We had to drop my mom off and pick her up at bingo. The girl never talked to me again.

by tominhawaii on Oct 29, 2009 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

wow.. tom.. there are truly no words..

by galacticlove on Oct 29, 2009 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

My first draft

Mentioned my first acorn erection.

by tominhawaii on Oct 29, 2009 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

this is going into my livejournal

by galacticlove on Oct 29, 2009 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

no kidding

how do you respond to that?

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 29, 2009 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Girl Junks > Guy Junks > Girl Junks > Guy Junks > Girl Junks > Guy Junks > Girl Junks > Guy Junks

The circle of life

Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."

by Blazer1342 on Oct 29, 2009 6:59 AM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

thanks brp

good luck holding your slight advantages over the remaining games!!

by galacticlove on Oct 29, 2009 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Anyone have a problem if I post this on the sidebar.

If You’re A New Poster, You’re Gonna Love This Post.
Or maybe not.
Hey, it’s fun to get excited about the blazers. I know I enjoy it.
But if you’re new, look around, explore the site, get to know some of the posters. Find the search window, where sometimes you can actually find an answer in 15 seconds without putting up a post.

But most of all, try to take notice of some of the good posters. Without too much effort you’ll soon learn that some of these guys put several hours into making a good post, and some more than that.
Does every post need to have hours of sweat and blood poured into it, of course not. But most of the time, 5 minutes of effort is better spent as a comment in some else’s post.

Notice this also, if the good posters here have a ratio of 100:1 (that’s a 100 comments to every one post), and you have a ratio of 1:1, or 10:1, back away from the keyboard. Try having some fun commenting on some of the other threads. There’s a pretty good chance you’re going to like it.

Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."

by Blazer1342 on Oct 29, 2009 6:37 AM PDT reply actions  

I think the mods will

If you do post it, can you ask what’s up with the jersey contest?

by tominhawaii on Oct 29, 2009 6:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was thinking the mods should handle it also,

but it’s driving crazy and since I don’t own a gun, I can’t shoot myself, and I’m tired of jamming this pencil in my eye.
But one of our new posters actually has 1 comment and 5 posts.

Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."

by Blazer1342 on Oct 29, 2009 6:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

E-mail a mod or two

I thought you were talking about UDUB, now I gotta look around.

by tominhawaii on Oct 29, 2009 6:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

reason #24 to see birdman - blazer seem

Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."

by Blazer1342 on Oct 29, 2009 6:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I flagged all his posts

by tominhawaii on Oct 29, 2009 7:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

The guy you mentioned in your post yesterday actually didn’t do that bad,

but his ratio sucked. I think some of the new people use the side bar as their own comment space. "oh, here’s the place I put my comments."

I guess what I’m saying is, sure there’s got to be some room to let the new guys grow, but come on, 1 comment and 5 posts is ridiculous.

Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."

by Blazer1342 on Oct 29, 2009 7:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

A lot of new guys do that. The one that bugs me the most are the folks who say, “Reading so and so’s diary made me think of this…”

by tominhawaii on Oct 29, 2009 7:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

He should have combined that all in one post, but I have no problem with people either liking or loathing the Birdman. On Moneyball where people can swear in game day threads if the situation calls for it they said some nasty stuff about him during the series that was over the line. He has his hair and attitude pretty straight off the court these days, so I suppose most of what he does is just “war paint”. He adds some color to the league.

But slowly things happen that they cannot help and the Blazers Fellowship of the Ring begins to break apart

by Norsktroll on Oct 29, 2009 7:08 AM PDT up reply actions   3 recs

I was turned off to birdman for awhile.

but I’m ok with him now. The only thing I don’t like is when he flaps his wings after he dunks or does something good. Meanwhile the other team is fast breaking down the court.
I just don’t understand how you can let yourself lose focus on the game.

Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."

by Blazer1342 on Oct 29, 2009 7:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

He knows it's an act

Like a heel in wrestling.

I like Birdman.

by Mortimer on Oct 29, 2009 9:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

The newest one is #4

But I think his FanPost was #5. I’m confused.

by tominhawaii on Oct 29, 2009 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

I really don’t mind the act.

But you gatta no the difference when to cluck around like a chicken and fly like an eagle to protect your basket.
If I’m coach, and I see one little chicken peep when the other team is fast breaking, your little chicken butt is going in the soup.

Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."

by Blazer1342 on Oct 29, 2009 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just had to lose some of my best Twitter followers: All those spam bots and debt consolidators

But slowly things happen that they cannot help and the Blazers Fellowship of the Ring begins to break apart

by Norsktroll on Oct 29, 2009 7:27 AM PDT reply actions  

Sportswriter Jason Whitlock wrote a provactive article about how monagamy is a fruitless, antiquated ...

lifestyle for high-powered individuals in not only the world of sports, but also high-powered gigs in general.

http://msn.foxsports.com/mlb/story/10263372/As-Phillips-falls-from-grace,-we-need-to-change-rules

I agree with Whitlock, too, but I’ve always claimed marriage is a sham — for both genders, as well as people of any socio-ecnomic background — and monogamy on the whole is biologically inconsistent with our nature as human beings. Two parents raising a family and caring for their children lovingly is one thing, while each individual having sexual relations outside of that familial environment is another thing altogether. They can go hand in hand with each other smoothly. Yet, it’s an intellectual challenge for most hidebound diehards from the old guard to comprehend what to them is an amoral practice, even though spurning the highly repressive monogamy for a fancy-free lifestyle is a more natural existence.

Unfortunately, though, Western civilization has a cultural view marriage that’s sanctimonious to its rotten core. Rather than come to the rational realization that monogamy is impractical for most individuals — which goes for both men and women — many self-righteous, disgustingly judgmental people viciously and unjustly attack people for cheating on their spouse when, well, it’s human nature to enjoy the variety that life offers us.

In the future, here’s to hoping that we as individuals will be liberated enough sexually to push monogamy out of soceities throughout the world. I doubt it ever happen on a large scale, though.

Dear Paul Allen:

Waive Patty Mills & sign Ime Udoka.

Sincerely,
AK1984

by AK1984 on Oct 29, 2009 7:34 AM PDT reply actions  

Give this one a read ...

… if you haven’t already.

"Quid, Me Anxius Sum?"
http://www.cdbaby.com/Artist/Year5000

by Y5k on Oct 29, 2009 8:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

I love all of Tom Robbins' books!

Travis Outlaw, the Funnel Cake of the Blazers

by 22baylor on Oct 29, 2009 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hear you...

Well, to be more precise, I’ve heard this argument a million times… and I wasn’t even alive for most of the 1970s.

-I think you may be under-appreciated one’s biological interest in monogamy: Why waste resources raising a child that isn’t yours? Free-love outside of marriage and raising children only works “smoothly” with modern contraception.

-Practically speaking open relations tend to be a little more complicated than idealistic, unconventional young-whipper snappers expect.

-I’m do not believe in judging sexually “promiscuity” (for lack of better word), but do you see the irony here: “many self-righteous, disgustingly judgmental people….”

by PoliSam on Oct 29, 2009 8:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Would this be based on your

long time experience with monogamous relationships?

I guess I’ve just lived a highly impractical life, as have most of my friends. I’ve been repressed without knowing it. And apparently it would be highly unjust of me to express any disapproval of someone who cheats on their spouse.

On the other hand, someone who cheats on their spouse could also be viewed as highly selfish and focused on themselves pretty much to the exclusion of others. There is THAT way oif looking at it.

"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green

by antediluvian on Oct 29, 2009 8:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was listening to Marketplace earlier this week

and Chuck Klosterman was being interviewed. He made an interesting point about how in what seems like a paradox that having relationships actually gives you more freedom to express who you are:

Ryssdal: Now that you have this relationship with a publishing company, and you’re a proven guy, and you’re a performer, and your books sell in varying degrees, does that give you more freedom to write more of what you want?

KLOSTERMAN: Absolutely. It really does. That is one of the big things about the world that I realize now that I would have disagreed with when I was younger. I used to think that to have freedom you can’t have any relationship with anything, with anybody else. And that’s not really true, because the thing that you really need to be able to write what you want is sort of the support of somebody who is going to say, “Well, as long as this is commercially feasible for us, we will allow you to be the person that you want to be or whatever.” I mean, you look at a band like U2. U2 has more freedom than any indie rock artist there is. I mean U2 can literally make any record they want. They could make a record of droning, they could have a record that has droning but also with like Eddy Van Halen guest-playing guitar. They could actually create whatever world that they desire.

by tingeyga on Oct 29, 2009 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm anti-marriage too

I only did it because I wasn’t planning on breaking up anytime soon and it’s cheaper and easier.

by tominhawaii on Oct 29, 2009 8:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m still a hopeless romantic at heart but

I know what you’re saying—there is still hope for “Us”.

I agree w/ you. I think it’s harder to our generation to figure these things out, than for past generations; I’m not really sure what the root cause of that difference is though. I’ll blame tech and the interwebs until something is clear.

by EvilKaramazov on Oct 29, 2009 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s like via text and facebook, I don’t know the last time I had a real conversation, right? (I’m pretty good about calling and talking to people, but some of my friends no longer answer their phones)

by EvilKaramazov on Oct 29, 2009 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

i think it's the opposite, BRP.

talking more but communicating less. it’s like IM: talking without really talking/communicating.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 29, 2009 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol

i always think i want an open relationship until i get into a new one.

sharing is easy if you don’t have any emotions, which most people have…

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by appel82 on Oct 29, 2009 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

profoundly accurate appel!!

yo, you going to the game tonight? i’ll hit you up on chat later

by broyposse on Oct 29, 2009 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

i may go, i didn’t want to go to the opener because last season i saw the rockets 3 times, 2 playoffs, and the nov. 6 game, but i’d actually rather see a lottery team than the nuggets live, i dunno, the nuggets are, bleh to me, j.r. smith isn’t playing and him and carmelo are probably the most fun to watch, but chauncey is pretty sweet, i may buy tickets this afternoon if i get a wild hair…

lub
joey

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by appel82 on Oct 29, 2009 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

I like how you have this well thought out and well written post about relationships, and still manage to slip in phrases like “wood hammered”.

Brilliant

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Oct 29, 2009 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, this is definitely a more well-rounded, detailed post on the topic I broached here, so kudos.

I’ll admit my anti-marriage stance is on the fringe, although I do believe that if two people have a child together they should do their damnedest to have a stable working relationship with each other while raising said child. Then again, that’s why I don’t want to have any kids. They’re too much responsibility emotionally and financially, as well as time-consuming in so many ways.

Dear Paul Allen:

Waive Patty Mills & sign Ime Udoka.

Sincerely,
AK1984

by AK1984 on Oct 29, 2009 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

the thing that pissed me off about Whitlock's article

was that frequency-of-dalliances were scalable with income, ie, it’s more acceptible to go out and do the nasty with someone you’re not married to if you are a rich person.

I don’t like that aspect of his philosophy. Crucifying Steve Phillips or anyone like him for what he did seems totally unproductive too – but the idea that rich people should be allowed to do it more is ludicrous. – Elgin

Travis Outlaw, the Funnel Cake of the Blazers

by 22baylor on Oct 29, 2009 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I also didn't like how Jason Whitlock added monetary success into the equation.

It shouldn’t matter if you’re rich, of average income, or poor, for we’re all human beings with the ability to live our own lives.

Dear Paul Allen:

Waive Patty Mills & sign Ime Udoka.

Sincerely,
AK1984

by AK1984 on Oct 29, 2009 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Early thoughts, questions on the NBA season

There haven’t been too many revealing games—a few intriguing match-ups here and there, but most of the first games went more or less as expected.

-What is up with Cleveland? Losing to Boston is one thing, but losing to the Raptors? Allowing Andrea Bargnani to go nuts? Anyone watch that game?

-I hope that the OKC is getting all fired up about their big win over the Kings…. nothing like rising expectations unmet to cause suffering.

-Rockets win on the road on the second night of a back-to-back at Golden State. If the Rockets were going to only win 35 games, I think that’s a game that they’d drop. The Warriors are usually pretty decent at home.

-Orlando and Boston look very good, obviously.

-For some reason, I feel pity for the Charlotte Bobcats…. and their fan(s). It’s going to be a long season. They really need to look into finishing with a worse record. Those draft picks in the high teens are just to unlikely to provide you with the kind of superstar they lack. Wait, who am I kidding, that organization is a mess.

I certainly believe in not jumping to conclusions based on the first games… just interested in early thoughts.

by PoliSam on Oct 29, 2009 7:48 AM PDT reply actions  

i think it's too early to tell on a lot of stuff.

aside from the really crappy teams, that is (ie Charlotte). Cleveland will be fine, just take some time to adjust. LeBron already looks terrific.

I don’t think it’s too surprising the Rockets beat the Warriors. The Warriors aren’t that great and size wise they won’t cause Houston problems, especially because Houston’s big guys are really good defenders.

I’m with you on OKC.

Tonight is when we learn a lot about the Blazers.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 29, 2009 7:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think the Cavs will be fine too...

I just find it interesting, from a basketball perspective, to figure out why some combinations of players just do not work well… I thought adding Parker and Moon were good moves for the Cavs. So, do they miss West a lot? Do they just need a little time to gel? Is Shaq becoming a huge defensive liability, or is he just unlearning bad habits obtained while playing for the Suns?

by PoliSam on Oct 29, 2009 8:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

When it comes to the Cavs, my opinion

is that any wing sort of player is going to be fairly incidental to their success, unless they can add a “Pippen” type, which I know is what everyone says, but that’s cause it’s true. Other than that, guys like Mo Williams, that can spread the floor, is what they’ll want. Because the perimeter is all about LeBron.

Shaq was a much bigger addition, and I do think it will take time to integrate him to maximize that lineup (ie make Shaq a viable enough offensive inside threat to command a double). It can, and probably will, happen though. LeBron is too good and Shaq seems to, perhaps, have evolved out of his need to dominate the ball and become more willing to play off a great player since his LA days. I think your point about unlearning bad habits has merit.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 29, 2009 8:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

bad ownership has something to do with it.

it would help that organization tremendously if MJ left.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 29, 2009 8:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

At the moment the more likely scenario is that the majority owner leaves (the founder of BET)

But slowly things happen that they cannot help and the Blazers Fellowship of the Ring begins to break apart

by Norsktroll on Oct 29, 2009 8:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

true,

but isn’t MJ the one making roster decisions? or do I have that wrong? From what I’ve heard, MJ just seems very uninvolved for having such an important role. And I can’t help but think it might have some sort of psychological affect on that roster to have his shadow over them (when he’s around that is).

by DrivetheLane on Oct 29, 2009 8:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

He is heavily involved in player decisions (from home or the golf course), though Rod Higgins is the GM

But slowly things happen that they cannot help and the Blazers Fellowship of the Ring begins to break apart

by Norsktroll on Oct 29, 2009 8:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

perhaps he might review his track record and bow out.

Perhaps not.

"Quid, Me Anxius Sum?"
http://www.cdbaby.com/Artist/Year5000

by Y5k on Oct 29, 2009 8:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

ergo ego

"Quid, Me Anxius Sum?"
http://www.cdbaby.com/Artist/Year5000

by Y5k on Oct 29, 2009 8:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm always a little skeptical of team ownership by commitee.

Single owners seem like a better idea.

"Quid, Me Anxius Sum?"
http://www.cdbaby.com/Artist/Year5000

by Y5k on Oct 29, 2009 8:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

i'm skeptical

of over involved owners. they should have some input because it is their money, but they need to let the GM’s make the decisions. In the case of the Bobcats, MJ has too much power and not enough prowess for his position. I think that’s quite evident.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 29, 2009 8:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

There are extremes in both directions, and no ownership model is perfect

Clippers have a single owner and he is terrible. Philly and Raptors belong to corporations, the Knicks too in principle.

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by Norsktroll on Oct 29, 2009 8:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

I guess Al Davis in Oakland is the ultimate single owner ...

and he’s either brilliant or idiotic, depending on the wind.

"Quid, Me Anxius Sum?"
http://www.cdbaby.com/Artist/Year5000

by Y5k on Oct 29, 2009 8:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

The sad thing about Al Davis is that he's a football mind who worked his way ...

the coaching ranks through the ‘50s and ’60s all the way to AFL Commissioner. It’s just that nowadays Davis is an old, senile geezer who’s ready to cash out on life at any moment.

Dear Paul Allen:

Waive Patty Mills & sign Ime Udoka.

Sincerely,
AK1984

by AK1984 on Oct 29, 2009 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

My most valuable lessons come from my fabulously lucky circomstances growing up ...

… and the bone-headed ego-driven mistakes I made within that sphere.
I was born with the loving/caring equivalent of a silver spoon in my mouth: Two loving parents, happy, healthy home. No Uncle Touchy to plant bad dreams in my head/bed.
Yet, like anyone else ever, I managed to Zach it all up on many occasions and still do … even in my mid-30s. (God I’m old.) But all that’s just another way of saying, sometimes things happen to you, sometimes you make things happen. either way, yer on a carnival ride. Don’t take it too seriously. there’s cotton candy at the end … then you may puke.

"Quid, Me Anxius Sum?"
http://www.cdbaby.com/Artist/Year5000

by Y5k on Oct 29, 2009 8:06 AM PDT reply actions  

The Zombie Survival Guide

I’m reading it currently. I find it contains useful tips that could be applicable in dealing with zombified Laker fans.

by SloppyJoe on Oct 29, 2009 8:14 AM PDT reply actions  

A question about small penises

I just moved my car out to the street and passed a small pickup, when he saw a car from 1974 passing him, he floored it to get past me. That guy has a small penis, right?

by tominhawaii on Oct 29, 2009 8:23 AM PDT reply actions  

But slowly things happen that they cannot help and the Blazers Fellowship of the Ring begins to break apart

by Norsktroll on Oct 29, 2009 8:28 AM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

it's not a bad assumption.

though more of a probability if he had a big pickup and was a short guy or it was a sports car.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 29, 2009 8:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

But slowly things happen that they cannot help and the Blazers Fellowship of the Ring begins to break apart

by Norsktroll on Oct 29, 2009 8:29 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

the guy might have just been a moron too.

especially if it was a younger guy. maybe hates his job and/or himself and speeding past 1974 automobiles makes him feel important.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 29, 2009 8:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

so happy I don't have to drive anymore.

Takes a lot of stress off.
Plus nobody knows how small my doodle is now.

"Quid, Me Anxius Sum?"
http://www.cdbaby.com/Artist/Year5000

by Y5k on Oct 29, 2009 8:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

haha.

i enjoy driving. but only in certain conditions. i find it relaxing and it gives me a chance to think and have some quiet.

midsize sedan, by the way. you all know you were wondering.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 29, 2009 8:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hate to drive

But it’s cheaper and faster than the bus.

by tominhawaii on Oct 29, 2009 8:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I rode the bus for years here, then they increased the bus pass price to $50/month and I don’t spend $40/month in gas. It now takes me 10 minutes to get to work instead of 20-30.

by tominhawaii on Oct 29, 2009 8:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

is this 1974 vehicle a boat?

40 bucks a month on gas isn’t bad for something that probably doesn’t get great mileage. of course, gas is probably more spendy where you are than it is here.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 29, 2009 8:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

It's a VW Thing

I only drive to and from work, about 7 or 8 miles total on the freeway, with no traffic on my way to work.

by tominhawaii on Oct 29, 2009 9:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Lol, Daryl Morey now probably hates the character limit on Twitter. First responses coming in.
@DMorey Just added myself to the http://wefollow.com twitter directory under: #houston_texas #sports #basketball #nba #houstonrockets #anal

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by Norsktroll on Oct 29, 2009 8:34 AM PDT reply actions   4 recs

ba hahahahaha!

"Quid, Me Anxius Sum?"
http://www.cdbaby.com/Artist/Year5000

by Y5k on Oct 29, 2009 8:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

hahahahaha.

that’s really really funny.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 29, 2009 8:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol

You looking for a good time?

by L-TrainFTW! on Oct 29, 2009 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s hilarious

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Oct 29, 2009 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

follow up tweet
the automated Twitter post wefollow sent should obviously have been #analytics but was cut off. glad everyone got a laugh, however

You looking for a good time?

by L-TrainFTW! on Oct 29, 2009 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

ditto. It's nearly midnight here.

Going to bed. See you kids in a few hours.

"Quid, Me Anxius Sum?"
http://www.cdbaby.com/Artist/Year5000

by Y5k on Oct 29, 2009 8:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

the basketball jones will come on in a couple hours

good way to pass the time, buff up on recaps of last night’s games

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by appel82 on Oct 29, 2009 8:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

im sad they didnt use the Adrian Peterson quote
“It was like some sort of crazy torture in the movies,” Peterson says. “How do people do that so long without taking a breath? I think my ears are still ringing.”

by Starvin' Marvin on Oct 29, 2009 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

uhhhh stop stealing my sig

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Oct 29, 2009 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

ya a looooong time ago. i think it was when i first started JDing regularly

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Oct 29, 2009 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

would be sweet if SBN archived sigs and avatars. like looking back thru bedge history….

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Oct 29, 2009 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

they kinda do

if you check your old comments you can see them

by Starvin' Marvin on Oct 29, 2009 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

never seen a blue track before

you know how many ducks are competing?

“It was like some sort of crazy torture in the movies. How do people do that so long without taking a breath? I think my ears are still ringing.”
-Adrian Peterson, describing Autzen

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by Starvin' Marvin on Oct 29, 2009 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

I would just like to throw out this article in a JD that mentions “giftedness” (I put it in quotes as the idea of being “gifted” may be a misnomer that could be holding you back.)

Research now shows that the lack of natural talent is irrelevant to great success. The secret? Painful and demanding practice and hard work

I would give a nod to the great website I found this article at
http://www.marvinz.com/home.html

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Oct 29, 2009 9:21 AM PDT reply actions  

you mean i have to work at something to get better at it!?

damn, life is so unfair. i still think shower presence is pretty innate…

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by appel82 on Oct 29, 2009 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

all you need it some piercing equipment and some 5lb dumbbells and POW shower presence

obviously this embodies painful and demanding practice

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Oct 29, 2009 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

it totally doesent unless you spend a lot of time practicing guitar below your groinage

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Oct 29, 2009 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Has anyone else noticed that the poll on this JD is

like all dudes? None of em are sexy. Me likey blazerdancers. And Rebecca. Sort of.

I am an oasis of Blazer fandom in a bleak desert of Laker fans.

by RenoBlazerFan on Oct 29, 2009 9:51 AM PDT reply actions  

Could the 3 best WNBA players have roster spots on an NBA team (deep rotation/training)?

Maybe as PG/SG with mad ballhandling and shooting skills

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by Norsktroll on Oct 29, 2009 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

yes

i think lisa leslie and candace parker could, because they can dunk it and i know they’re names, so they must be good

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by appel82 on Oct 29, 2009 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe a nice chick-fight with Violet...

I am an oasis of Blazer fandom in a bleak desert of Laker fans.

by RenoBlazerFan on Oct 29, 2009 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

If a lady ever made the NBA

It’d have to be as a Serena Williams sized PG, because none of the dominant bigs in the WNBA are big enough, strong enough, able to gain enough muscle, etc, to be in the NBA.

It’d have to be a super muscular PG. They can’t be any worse than Sergio or Nash on defense.

by Mortimer on Oct 29, 2009 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Don't know.....

But I sure want Lauren Jackson in the poll above. Maybe Sue Bird as well…

"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green

by antediluvian on Oct 29, 2009 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

but they aren't Blazers!

but I’d include Lauren Jackson and Erin Phillips and Candace Parker as some seriously hot ladies that can ball..

by galacticlove on Oct 29, 2009 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

you could of included a dancer or two… maybe someone from the stunt team

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Oct 29, 2009 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

no blazer dancers

I like the stunt team.. I think I could be one of them..

by galacticlove on Oct 29, 2009 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well....since Portland doesn't have a WNBA franchise....

I think we should adopt the Storm. Heck, it’s not like we don’t have storms here too!

And I don’t care who you are……Lauren Jackson is WAAAAAY hotter than Steve Blake.

"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green

by antediluvian on Oct 29, 2009 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I am not adopting a WNBA franchise...

I am still mourning the loss of the Fire… they will live forever in my heart

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Oct 29, 2009 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec

I couldn’t even put Blake or Howard in my list… i’d have felt weird..

by galacticlove on Oct 29, 2009 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Although adding Blake and Howard to the poll

would have served a purpose of highlighting the truly “pervy” amongst us….

Oh wait….I’m pretty sure we know who those folks are.

"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green

by antediluvian on Oct 29, 2009 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't get the love for Rebecca Haarlow.

If we’re going with anchorwomen my choice is Hannah Storm, but for sideline reporters my darkhorse is Rachel Nichols. I’m sure that way more folks like the actress Rachel Nichols rather than ESPN’s Rachel Nichols, but I’ll take the latter.

Dear Paul Allen:

Waive Patty Mills & sign Ime Udoka.

Sincerely,
AK1984

by AK1984 on Oct 29, 2009 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't like how she talks

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Oct 29, 2009 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love how she says Rachel Nichols, E S P AAAAN

at the end of all of her reports. – Elgin

Travis Outlaw, the Funnel Cake of the Blazers

by 22baylor on Oct 30, 2009 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dr Doom

I’m a skeptic of this JD topic for ,primarily, this reason: We often only see what we want to, especially when it comes to looking at ourselves. I think it’s important to reflect upon the exterior influences in our lives (graces and pitfalls), but only after we have come to terms with ourselves. I think the more pressing question to be asked, “is what choices have I made and what are those consequences?”; followed by “Having made those choices, can I live with myself now, and what choices will I make in the future?”. I also agree quite a bit with Jonestr about habituation and hard work.

by EvilKaramazov on Oct 29, 2009 9:55 AM PDT reply actions  

rule #1 of JD is always disagree with jonestr

It’s similar if you are a politician: if Hitler did it dont do it. No matter what it is, dont do it.

you are never going to be a first tier poster agreeing with me, an eighth tier poster.

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Oct 29, 2009 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Basically, you luv Aristotle, which doesn’t surprise me cause you luv science. Deep down, I’m a Plato/Socrates kind of cat, so at our cores we’re at war. Sleep tight, know I’m watching you, always.

by EvilKaramazov on Oct 29, 2009 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

forgive my total ignorance, but can you give me a brief overview on where these three (two) diverge?

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Oct 29, 2009 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

certainly:

Another way in which the two arguments differ is on their actual conceptualization of what the human function is. For Plato, the human function is defined as deliberation, ruling, living and taking care of things. This differs greatly from Aristotle idea of the human function which is, to perform activities that express reason. Not only are these two definitions very different, but they illustrate the chasm between the ways that each philosopher is thinking of the concept of a human function. Plato thinks of it in terms of the person’s place in society. His ideas of ruling, deliberating…etc pertain to the community in which one lives, and one’s relation to it. Aristotle approaches the problem from a much more individualistic point of view. Expressing reason in one’s action does not have anything to do with a relationship with other people or a community, but relates only to the individual.

Knowledge and the “Forms”

The latter is a minor point, in my opinion. From the first you can see a core difference between living the world among others and taking care of numero uno, first and foremost. On a really simple level, Aristotle, for me is cold, rational, and reserved. Socrates has more feeling, expression, and sympathy.

by EvilKaramazov on Oct 29, 2009 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

I suppose I agree with Aristotle in that humans are selfsih in nature, but I think we need to design institutions so that our selfish natures are used to benefit a larger group.

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Oct 29, 2009 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

I would say it can—there are even the choices we don’t make, to be included in the ones we do. As far as I can tell, life is about the consequences of the things we do and don’t do. Sometimes the world poops on you, but that’s life. how you deal w/ it and prepare for it, is the gravy baby.

by EvilKaramazov on Oct 29, 2009 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

i agree with you, EK, except that the poop is not distributed evenly on all of us.. I agree that the sum of our lives can only be measured by how we deal with it.. but I said specifically that “not every major part of our lives” was about the choices me make.. because poop happens.. and sometimes it’s gonna rain down on you whether you are prepared for it or not…. and dealing with it will become a part of you for the rest of your life.. although your point is still valid.. when all is said and done..

Actually.. I only think you can measure life in love… but that’s a different jd..

by galacticlove on Oct 29, 2009 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

The greatest lie americans have been duped into grooving on, is equality and fairness. Life isn’t fair—some of us only know what it’s like to be pooped on. If you want to look of a measuring stick between all of us, just know everyone poops, and that’s about it.

by EvilKaramazov on Oct 29, 2009 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Also

poop is relevant

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Oct 29, 2009 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Just because life isn’t fair, doesn’t mean we can be equally judged on how we perform when we are running different races.. playing different games..

Just because everyone poops.. doesn’t mean we have to keep pooping on each other.. even if someone pooped on you once..

by galacticlove on Oct 29, 2009 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

do you mean “can’t be equally judged”?

A lot of people think the state of nature is to be at war—poop on your neighbor, get ahead in life, be cut throat, ect….

by EvilKaramazov on Oct 29, 2009 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

let me think

to paraphrase myself.. i said that the fact that life is not fair does not imply that it is possible to be evaluated w.o bias on how we deal with our own poo and the poop of others..

so I think that i meant what I wrote.. how I wrote it..

A lot of people think the state of nature is to be at war—poop on your neighbor, get ahead in life, be cut throat, ect….

I know what a lot of people think.. you could argue that whole cultural viewpoints are based on that statement.. but is that the result to playing the best strategy to win their game or just a reaction to having been or the fear of having been pooped on by someone else?

by galacticlove on Oct 29, 2009 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I don’t know that you can evaluate anything, even your own life. This is taking a turn for nihilism (I need nightbluefruit and my blankie). I don’t know if we are by nature trying to strive above others; or if we are afraid of being stomped on that leads us to strive above others. That’s a philosophical first principal you’ll need to commit to on your own—put your faith in either Hobbes, or Rousseau.

by EvilKaramazov on Oct 29, 2009 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

i think we may be floating in the waters beyond my shores, EK.. but I do agree with what I think I am reading here..

I really wish I could just understand why some people are stuck in a poop-you-poop-me world.. and others are desperate to transform being pooped on into something that benefits the world.. not just passes on poop..

by galacticlove on Oct 29, 2009 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

good luck trying to understand people.

i’ve been working on it for a while now. it’s not going well. :)

the best thing you can do is live true to your own convictions. Sometimes understanding doesn’t help.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 29, 2009 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

yep

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Oct 29, 2009 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

but what about changing the world!!!???

aren’t i still allowed to be hopeful that it is not completely impossible to change things and stop the way things have always been?

by galacticlove on Oct 29, 2009 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

ah youth is wasted on the young ;)

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Oct 29, 2009 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

perhaps

but being jaded is wasted on the old when it should be reserved for angstfilled youths ;)

by galacticlove on Oct 29, 2009 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

that's true.

i wish i was more jaded in my youth and could grow out of it rather than have my youth affect how jaded I am now. I’m working on pulling out of that.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 29, 2009 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

i've already spent more time than i should have

keeping myself from being jaded from what i have already been through.. I really want to be the change i want to see in the world.. not just pass my pain on to someone else..

by galacticlove on Oct 29, 2009 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

That is right. Control what you can. Don’t stress over what you can’t (otherwise you’ll lose focus on what you can control)

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Oct 29, 2009 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

well that's the real trick isn't it.

not sure there’s any real advice to give on that front. it’s just a matter of personal willpower, in my opinion.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 29, 2009 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

thanks.. i think i'm getting there..

i just wish i could figure out how to do more to help others.. kids.. any one.. just.. idk.. help..

by galacticlove on Oct 29, 2009 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

volunteer.

after school programs. children’s hospital. something like that. I won’t pretend I’ve done these things, cause I haven’t. but a lot of helping people out is just showing up and being sincere.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 29, 2009 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

yes I am doing some stuff of this vein (vain?)

i’ve also already been hit with the reality that too many people who need help just cannot be helped.. at least not by me in a volunteer capacity at that time.. and that’s hard..

by galacticlove on Oct 29, 2009 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

just cannot be helped

usually it’s that they don’t want to be helped. you can only help people that want to be helped, it’s a two way street. and you’ll just kill yourself on a brick wall if you keep trying to help those that don’t want it. for those, just be their friend and forget about trying to actively help.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 29, 2009 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

that is one sad part of it

the worst stuff is from the under 18ers who are being seriously traumatized but “choose” to not turn their parent/stepparent in for the repercussion.. I volunteer for a crisis line sometimes.. breaks my heart..

by galacticlove on Oct 29, 2009 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, that would be really tough.

which is part of the reason i haven’t screwed up the courage to volunteer for some of that stuff. i’m not sure i could take it.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 29, 2009 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know how I do either… but i feel like I need to..

by galacticlove on Oct 29, 2009 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

but is that the result of what I’ve been through or the blessings I have received?

;)

by galacticlove on Oct 29, 2009 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess I'm doing all I can..

but I wish I knew why people respond the way they do.. and is there a way to help people respond differently before they put that pain on someone else..

by galacticlove on Oct 29, 2009 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe you should become a

psychologist. good ones that aren’t in it just for the money could probably accomplish both those things.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 29, 2009 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

def considered that..

I’m thinking a lot about pursuing either counseling/psychology/sw or law enforcement/victims advocacy.. although I’ll probably have a minor in theater/drama to suck up all of the cred i took in that stuff :)

by galacticlove on Oct 29, 2009 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

good luck deciding.

just remember you’ll change your mind near the end of sophomore year ;)

by DrivetheLane on Oct 29, 2009 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol right?

I’m not taking creds this term but will probably just start back up on the GE trip in the winter so I don’t have to overly commit

by galacticlove on Oct 29, 2009 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

probably a safe bet.

take a course or two in your top two choices for discipline and then decide. might not even take that much. i took one english class beginning of sophomore year cause i couldn’t get the history class i wanted and immediately switched from history to english and never looked back.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 29, 2009 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

how have you utilized your English degree?

by galacticlove on Oct 29, 2009 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

poorly.

was planning on teaching high school, decided against it and wanted to go for doctorate in order to be a uni professor. hated grad school (i think it was a bad program for me) so quit. now i do IT work in a school district. i’m glad i never became a high school teacher, but wish I’d waited a year and made a more informed decision on grad schools.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 29, 2009 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

i never started the doctorate.

quit during the masters. i hadn’t chosen a focus. but it should have been on love and shifting identities in the works of Jeanette Winterson. It could have been good if I’d arrived at that earlier. i was too bad a state of mind to focus though. such is life.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 29, 2009 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

thanks for sharing.. dtl

Winterson is an interesting choice.. I’ve read just enough to know that would have made a great dissertation..

by galacticlove on Oct 29, 2009 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHAAAAAAAAAAT

CLOUDY HAD THE BEST RESPONSE???

SOMEBODY FRAME THIS!!

/PRINT SCREEN

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 29, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

/print screen again

im saving this moment

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 29, 2009 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

using two versions

of you’re/your in the same sentence and not screwing it up. but now i remember it’s they’re/there/their that annoys you.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 29, 2009 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldn’t say jaded. Just other stuff comes up that is actually something that I can control, and it means more to me.

Watching the world poop on each other is like watching the Jerry Springer show. We’ve seen it happen a million times, now I can focus on something good that I can actually have some say in.

I am just a squirrel trying to get a nut. I don’t poop on others, so I expect to not be pooped on. I do things to try to make other people’s (people that I care about) lives better. The rest takes care of itself.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Oct 29, 2009 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

yes.

i agree. i wish i’d realized these things at a younger age.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 29, 2009 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

You said it better with fancy quotes
Score:
DTL : 1
Ash: .5

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Oct 29, 2009 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

when did you get 5 points on me?

or is that just a gracious head start I gave you?

by DrivetheLane on Oct 29, 2009 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

point 5

GET YOUR GLASSES ON GRANDMA!

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Oct 29, 2009 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

oh haha.

i am wearing glasses. maybe i should go to the eye doctor.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 29, 2009 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

brp lies about everything

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Oct 29, 2009 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have to wear reading glasses myself.. it’s like I’m already my grams sometimes

by galacticlove on Oct 29, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

i've had glasses since 4th grade.

they’re a part of me now. i’ll never get rid of them.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 29, 2009 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

6th for me

but I don’t need them all of the times.. just reading..

by galacticlove on Oct 29, 2009 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

For some reason

I always wanted to have glasses.

by Roybot on Oct 29, 2009 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

do you want a wheelchair too?

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Oct 29, 2009 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’ve actually simultaneously rocked a wheel chair and glasses.. i was one library research aides dream on earth ;)

by galacticlove on Oct 29, 2009 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe a walking cane is a better affectation then

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Oct 29, 2009 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

too affected

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Oct 29, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

i'm looking forward to having a cane

when i get old. i’m gonna hit teenagers on the head with it and act senile.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 29, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

practically a fossil.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 29, 2009 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sad.

Hopefully you will still be around to see the Blazers win a Championship (or three.)

by Roybot on Oct 29, 2009 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

i hope so.

of course, God is a huge Brandon Roy fan, so I’ll probably get to see the games in heaven.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 29, 2009 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe heaven

will just be a gigantic rose garden where everyone gets to watch the Blazers and all the concessions are free.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 29, 2009 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

you should.

people with glasses are the coolest.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 29, 2009 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes but

having glasses when you need the prescription adjusted again and that sucks too :(

by galacticlove on Oct 29, 2009 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah kinda.

but i’ve only had to do that twice. usually when i want new frames. i’ll probably be doing this within the next year.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 29, 2009 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't need them

and would probably never wear them.

by Roybot on Oct 29, 2009 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

at least you're not one of those

poser girls that got glasses with no prescription just to look cool when that was popular.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 29, 2009 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

a momentary loss of reason.

i’m practically a fossil remember? my mind don’t work so good sometimes.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 29, 2009 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Roybot, Glove quick DUCK

I sense DTL will be swinging his cane soon.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Oct 29, 2009 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

not at them.

i need to be nice to them so they’ll visit me in the nursing home.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 29, 2009 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was BRP that lost his eye.

I know someone that got it and it was fine but he was scared zachless before it and everyone kept joking that it would be the last time he was going to see.

by Roybot on Oct 29, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

plant a tree

Whatever you do, don’t find a boyfriend that needs help.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Oct 29, 2009 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

haha. that's good advice.

i think i was one of those once. it didn’t end well. but i’ve learned from my mistake.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 29, 2009 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

worry not, ashley, that ain't me

i mean if Rudy, Dante, LMA, or Marty need play practicing on the ball defense.. I’m there for them.. besides that.. hit the road jack.. the g-love train ain’t open for yo biz

by galacticlove on Oct 29, 2009 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

yes, just don’t expect help doing it

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Oct 29, 2009 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

it's an MJ day

I’m Gonna Make A Change,
For Once In My Life
It’s Gonna Feel Real Good,
Gonna Make A Difference
Gonna Make It Right . . .

As I, Turn Up The Collar On My
Favourite Winter Coat
This Wind Is Blowin’ My Mind
I See The Kids In The Street,
With Not Enough To Eat
Who Am I, To Be Blind?
Pretending Not To See
Their Needs
A Summer’s Disregard,
A Broken Bottle Top
And A One Man’s Soul
They Follow Each Other On
The Wind Ya’ Know
‘Cause They Got Nowhere
To Go
That’s Why I Want You To
Know

I’m Starting With The Man In
The Mirror
I’m Asking Him To Change
His Ways
And No Message Could Have
Been Any Clearer
If You Wanna Make The World
A Better Place
(If You Wanna Make The
World A Better Place)
Take A Look At Yourself, And
Then Make A Change
(Take A Look At Yourself, And
Then Make A Change)
(Na Na Na, Na Na Na, Na Na,

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Oct 29, 2009 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ghandi said:

“Be the change you want to see in the world.”

to expand on that, I’d say that if a person lives their lives in an honorable, respectful, convicting way, every day; if they can truly make that who they are, people notice.

I think you just have to hope you inspire people to be better than they are and help them if/when they want help with honesty and respect. That’s what I hope I can do in my life and I don’t know if I’m effective at it or not. But in the end, you’re only accountable to yourself: if you feel you’ve done the best you can do, day in and day out, I think you’ll see the world change around you.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 29, 2009 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

wow rec

i wouldn’t really crack yo face open either…

but yo hardwood is still going down..

by galacticlove on Oct 29, 2009 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

we'll see. we'll see.

at least you’re acknowledging me now. i saw what you said in the other JD…..

it made me laugh.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 29, 2009 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think this needs a closer examination of the poop and where it comes from.

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Oct 29, 2009 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

maybe an example is a dude I was talking to after a bike race a few weeks back

he blamed his poor performance on bad luck, but here is what happened to him.

He crashed hard on the first lap (he was running the wrong tires, and had them pumped up really high. Both of these things were well under his control and only ignorance or lack of preparation were the root causes, not the course.)

His tube came out of his seat bag and wound in his derailleur which cause his derailleur to snap off. He blamed it on bad luck. I would say it was a bad idea to run a seat bag in a race. It is a race and you dont need a seat bag. Again his ignorance and lack of preparation were the root causes.

In my estimation you can say life (whatever that is) is giving you poop, but often you are the root cause of the poop in your life.

in other words, luck favors the prepared.

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Oct 29, 2009 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

we cant all be born with fully functioning brains, and without a fully functioning brain you might do something dumb like pay other people to let you ride your bike, which you can do for free

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Oct 29, 2009 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

It's pretty amazing to see how many people

were apparently born without fully functional brains. Scary, really.

"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green

by antediluvian on Oct 29, 2009 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

how does this help me blame others for my problems?

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Oct 29, 2009 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

ignore everything i wrote: My life smells like cat puke because you live like an unflushable piece of poo

by EvilKaramazov on Oct 29, 2009 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

that’s more like it

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Oct 29, 2009 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think you are going to have to get concrete on this so EK can tear your example to shreds and then quote some esoterica that will make us all feel woefully inadequate.

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Oct 29, 2009 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

He will if he wants to eat...

I would give it all up for a billion dollars

by Tyler Durrden on Oct 29, 2009 10:03 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

I think that’s a bird in his hand (gonna feed the dog).

by EvilKaramazov on Oct 29, 2009 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

And to think I thought it was

a bird-shaped set of brass knuckles and the kid was going to coldcock that dog.

"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green

by antediluvian on Oct 29, 2009 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't know

something funny about gingers

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Oct 29, 2009 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

the NBA is faaaaantastic.

I am not confident about tonight’s game. Mortimer, make me believe.

I really hope the games start streaming on Blazers.com soon.

If I had to term the present situation, it would have to be a series of unfortunate events.

by Cablinasian on Oct 29, 2009 10:08 AM PDT reply actions  

Sack up and get behind out 82-0 season son

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Oct 29, 2009 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

+1

"Quid, Me Anxius Sum?"
http://www.cdbaby.com/Artist/Year5000

by Y5k on Oct 29, 2009 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Back to back game's are rough

They got in late, we had a day to watch video, work out some wrinkles.

Oden will feel confident that he owned their entire frontline just last week.

Roy is a rhythm player and always gets his mojo back after the first bit.

Miller as well.

LMA won’t likely be in foul trouble again, as he rarely is.

Aside from Lawson, who is a rook who played well in his first game but who knows if he can keep it up, they only got Birdman, and no one else on the bench. They are starting Anthony Johnson.

It might not be realistic to expect our bench to be so dominant again, but it is realistic to expect our starters to play more like themselves. If the bench still does good (like they should, really), we might just be too much for them.

It’ll be a good game. At home, with them on a back to back, I like us.

by Mortimer on Oct 29, 2009 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

why about our bench not dominating?

our bench surely is better than theirs, surely, surely it is.

14736251

by appel82 on Oct 29, 2009 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think they SHOULD

But I think it might not be best to expect Outlaw to have another big game, for example, or that we’re able to get out on the break again. They are mostly all outside shooters, aside from Miller and Joel, and by their very nature they will have cold nights.

Talent wise, we should beat their bench handily, but that’s just the way things go with a bench unit. They tend to be up and down, though we should mostly be up.

by Mortimer on Oct 29, 2009 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

I feel like the team broadcaster shouldn’t be biased toward a player. It’s getting bad at this point.

I really hope the games start streaming on Blazers.com soon.

If I had to term the present situation, it would have to be a series of unfortunate events.

by Cablinasian on Oct 29, 2009 10:18 AM PDT reply actions  

Uh ih

Who be doing what? MB?

by Mortimer on Oct 29, 2009 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Barrett with his constant Blake-homerism.

I really hope the games start streaming on Blazers.com soon.

If I had to term the present situation, it would have to be a series of unfortunate events.

by Cablinasian on Oct 29, 2009 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

it is so annoying to me.

..

Did you know that with Steve Blake starting we won FIFTY FOUR games?

Winning a title isn’t the goal as long as we can win fifty four games.

I really hope the games start streaming on Blazers.com soon.

If I had to term the present situation, it would have to be a series of unfortunate events.

by Cablinasian on Oct 29, 2009 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

ummm… bring back TP then… we won more games with him as the starter

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Oct 29, 2009 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Guys, we're talking about one of the starters on a 54 win team

It is a holy event, to win a whole FIFTY FOUR GAMES.

Blake deserves his number to be retired, since our championship team didn’t even win 54 games. Everything must be preserved from the best season in Trail Blazers history that Steve Blake led us to all by himself!!!

by Mortimer on Oct 29, 2009 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

MVPMVPMVP

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Oct 29, 2009 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

someone understands me.

That series in Houston was the moment that we knew – that we KNEW – this team was destined for greatness. Brandon scored 42 points. 42 points. Steve hit a few threes. A few threes.

Wow.

I really hope the games start streaming on Blazers.com soon.

If I had to term the present situation, it would have to be a series of unfortunate events.

by Cablinasian on Oct 29, 2009 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

His numbers looked fine

But his decision making was sooooo bad in that series.

Brooks didn’t kill him as bad as most seem to think, but Blake was anything but a steadying force, which is what he is supposed to do.

by Mortimer on Oct 29, 2009 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

yep

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Oct 29, 2009 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

He was incredibly up and down

in the series…a couple of good games, a couple of horrible ones.

"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green

by antediluvian on Oct 29, 2009 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's somewhat true

I was just being fair to Blake though. Blake was the only Blazer who made shots to help Roy out. When he had the ball in his hands and tried to make a play, it was ugly.

by jksnake99 on Oct 29, 2009 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

agreed

2 of the people we were expecting to actually contribute a fair amount ended up not even showing up. blake was highly disappointing when it counted. he was anything but steady…i recall where he took an unneeded hurried 3 point shot without setting his feet or waiting for help late in the 4th.

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by Philthyanimal on Oct 29, 2009 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

that play was like a summary of the series

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Oct 29, 2009 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

I assume you mean Blake and Outlaw

but while he did have a couple nice spurts, Rudy was pretty bad also— turning it over like crazy— and Batum was a total non factor.

Greg wasn’t very good either, though he did play stretches of very nice D on Yao.

by jksnake99 on Oct 29, 2009 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rudy was one of the best Blazers in that series, regardless of his TOs. He was one of the few who said “Who cares, it’s the playoffs and this is my time to hit shots.” We were timid with the exception of Billa, Roy, and Rudy.

Plus, he hit a bunch of threes and was the catalyst in Games 2-5.

I really hope the games start streaming on Blazers.com soon.

If I had to term the present situation, it would have to be a series of unfortunate events.

by Cablinasian on Oct 29, 2009 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

He hit shots, but I really felt his turnovers were killers-- as bad as Blake's

He was one of the best Blazers in the series by default. He did not play well.

by jksnake99 on Oct 29, 2009 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oden's defense on Yao was downright amazing

I’ve never seen anyone do such a good job of preventing him from even getting a pass.

BUT, he didn’t really do much else. His season was epitomized in that series as well. Something truly great followed by something like that missed fastbreak dunk. Ugh.

Blake wasn’t the reason we lost, so I don’t like him getting blamed. But he just wasn’t good, which was a theme with most of our guys. LMA’s numbers also look like regular numbers for him, but he was so up and down and taken out of his comfort zone.

Good learning experience, but not a good series.

by Mortimer on Oct 29, 2009 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

I liked how he talked about how bro down they were with Steve Nash (ex GM not point guard)

like that is going to impress the fans

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Oct 29, 2009 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

I know that didnt sound right

thanks for the correction

I mean mathematician and pedophile John Nash

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Oct 29, 2009 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don't remember it

I was distracted sometimes during the game by my friend’s 2 kids (1 is becoming a big Blazer fan because he likes what I like) and the wife and my friend, even though I told them never to speak to me during a game. SO RUDE.

So I don’t remember it… what did he say?

by Mortimer on Oct 29, 2009 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

it was just like

“John Nash, former Blazer GM, now working for the Sixers, one of our good friends used to say…”

I forget what it actually was that he used to say.

by jksnake99 on Oct 29, 2009 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

MB brought up Nash yet again in courtside two weeks ago.

I really hope the games start streaming on Blazers.com soon.

If I had to term the present situation, it would have to be a series of unfortunate events.

by Cablinasian on Oct 29, 2009 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Something about Kenyon Martin

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Oct 29, 2009 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nash seemed like a nice guy

I did like him in interviews. I hated hated hated Steve Patterson. Total suit.

But yeah, Nash obviously wasn’t a good GM… but hey, nice guy it seemed like.

by Mortimer on Oct 29, 2009 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

He was talking about Mike Rice's playing days

Nash saw him play and said he was big and mean – and nowadays, he’s just mean. – Elgin

Travis Outlaw, the Funnel Cake of the Blazers

by 22baylor on Oct 29, 2009 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

In a perfect worl

no announcers would be biased at all..

unfortunately this world is not perfect

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 29, 2009 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

I like a my announcers to be a little homery

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Oct 29, 2009 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

cool JD glove. i'd wait til your back in portland but i will forget by then

Damn I say glove glove where you been
You been eating out you know you look a little thin
I been out in japan just chilln tokyo man
I toked up on the train to hiroshima and then
I jump into the water and I started to swim
Shanghai Ho Chi Minh city and then
dArundi indonesia where i hook with some friends

I visit tamaita down in tohor again
I jumped across the byron out of springs

Down to cape town where i be doing my thing
then i be gone to uganda tanzania
Off to sudan and glad to see em

Jerusalem, mumbai, istanbul
then down to rio sau paula brazil

Up to Guadalajara kingston way
stop off in havanah and im back to the bay

The rude girls back in town
The rude girls back in town
I tell ya that
The rude girls back in town
the rude girls back in town

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Oct 29, 2009 10:18 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

SHOUT! THROW MY HAAAAANDS UP AND… SHOUT!!!! COME ON NOOOOOW, COME OOOOOON NOOOOOOW…

I really hope the games start streaming on Blazers.com soon.

If I had to term the present situation, it would have to be a series of unfortunate events.

by Cablinasian on Oct 29, 2009 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

(I know)

I really hope the games start streaming on Blazers.com soon.

If I had to term the present situation, it would have to be a series of unfortunate events.

by Cablinasian on Oct 29, 2009 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

you the best!

Are you rocking!! rocking!!
are you rolling!! rolling!!
are you whining.. are you grinding… :)

until you had to say party in the usa!!!

by galacticlove on Oct 29, 2009 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

michael and miley mash up! it needs to happen lol

i say hey are you going today?
its a party in the USA!
cuz i know one thing that i love you!

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Oct 29, 2009 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

that's almost insane enough to sound cool..nearly

Michael def has gone more mainstream.. so anything is possible.. lol.. i wonder if they do that acoustic ;)

by galacticlove on Oct 29, 2009 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha. ya mike can pull off anything

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Oct 29, 2009 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Either my email got caught in a spam filter, or my fellow Mavs fans don't want me to contribute. There is a "blog off" with player profiles of the lesser guys, and I didn't get assigned one :-(

http://www.mavsmoneyball.com/

The profile on Barea is my fav so far, funny and he’s a regular poster unlike some of the others that came out of the woodwork.

But slowly things happen that they cannot help and the Blazers Fellowship of the Ring begins to break apart

by Norsktroll on Oct 29, 2009 10:25 AM PDT reply actions  

maybe you intimidate them

They don’t like competition.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Oct 29, 2009 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s cool, I was up front about being a Blazers fan first and can just as well do fanposts, no need to be on the front page on that site to get recognized since fanshots and posts can be in the top 20 for days to weeks. Just a bit weird that I didn’t hear anything back. Maybe I’ll forward my offer to Wes, though that search for new writers was triggered by the new guy.

But slowly things happen that they cannot help and the Blazers Fellowship of the Ring begins to break apart

by Norsktroll on Oct 29, 2009 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll be watching this all day

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Oct 29, 2009 10:36 AM PDT reply actions  

false. so exciting. getting me so pumped for sat.

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Oct 29, 2009 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

im asking the blazers to reschedule the game on saturday so i can watch the blazer game then go to the ducks game. david stern told me hes considering it

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Oct 29, 2009 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

too bad USC will win by 17

it will be a total downer

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 29, 2009 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

sig bet? if i win you gotta put the score of last years civil war in your sig. if you win… you choose

deal?

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Oct 29, 2009 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

USC four-point favorites

That’s some pretty tantalizing action if you’re a Duck homer like I am. – Elgin

Travis Outlaw, the Funnel Cake of the Blazers

by 22baylor on Oct 29, 2009 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

crickets from cloudy. hes scared.

i would def bet on this game if i had $

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Oct 29, 2009 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

cept i dont want to jinx us. last game i betted on was boise…

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Oct 29, 2009 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'll do it

how long does the loser have to have the sig?

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 29, 2009 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

til the civil war? that work?

what you want in my sig if ducks lose?

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Oct 29, 2009 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'll think of something.

It won’t be too bad…

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 29, 2009 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

I got my shirt yesterday

so sick! you better take some awesome pics!

by Starvin' Marvin on Oct 29, 2009 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

ya i better. it sucks. its gonna be rainy. so i have to wrap my camera in these plastic bags. such a hassle

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Oct 29, 2009 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

I used a subway bag

when I had to film some stuff outside in the rain. worked well

by Starvin' Marvin on Oct 29, 2009 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

ya. my preference is new seasons bags lol. i gotta pull it tight with rubber bands etc

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Oct 29, 2009 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

It never rains at Autzen on Gameday

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Oct 29, 2009 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

o right i forgot

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Oct 29, 2009 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

What is supposed to happen there? Tickets going on sale?

But slowly things happen that they cannot help and the Blazers Fellowship of the Ring begins to break apart

by Norsktroll on Oct 29, 2009 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Anyone else excited for the Przybilla vs Kmart rematch?

this time it’s personal

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Oct 29, 2009 10:41 AM PDT reply actions  

Did they fight?

K-Mart is a poop talker. He’s annoying.

I’m waiting for the Chandler vs Przy rematch… and see if Joel backs up and flinches super bad again and doesn’t do anything to fight back after Chandler bashes his broken wrist.

by Mortimer on Oct 29, 2009 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

didn't someone mention a fight JD recently?

throwing my cap in the list of JDers who have been in actual fights.. but usually i come out ahead..

by galacticlove on Oct 29, 2009 10:53 AM PDT reply actions  

yeah, someone put the over/under at 7 jders… I think we hit the over in about 1 hour

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Oct 29, 2009 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

yes, I was an angry teenager

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Oct 29, 2009 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

pssst… aren’t you still a teen?

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Oct 29, 2009 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

psst.. i said feel ya.. not felt ya ;)

by galacticlove on Oct 29, 2009 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

pssst… point taken

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Oct 29, 2009 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

i haven't

though I’m sure that sort of visceral experience would do me some good.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 29, 2009 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

glove may be back in portland soon

wanna fight about it?

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Oct 29, 2009 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

from her cyndi lauper picture I would say you have 16" of reach and 100lbs on her

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Oct 29, 2009 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

DTL fights like Mike Tyson on excedrin

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Oct 29, 2009 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

that isnt going to work

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Oct 29, 2009 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

i was just playing off the tyson thing and me being short

I can’t beat up DTL if he fights like a girl.. i don’t hit girls..

by galacticlove on Oct 29, 2009 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

i don't know what shawty means.

but i’m gonna assume it means i’m awesome and very good looking. which is true… :)

by DrivetheLane on Oct 29, 2009 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

meow is cool

except when you guys are talkin about guys. she tried to pull it on me when I posted a link to a huge chauncey story but I wasnt lettin that happen. somethin about rodney billups…

by Starvin' Marvin on Oct 29, 2009 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

rodney is kinda cute!

looks like he’ll be in Latvia this year..

would you rather talk about we talked about girls, tyry, or something else entirely? ;)

by galacticlove on Oct 29, 2009 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

ah i see wut i did

replace the first talk with that and try again

by galacticlove on Oct 29, 2009 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

its still really confusing
would you rather talkthat about we talked about girls, tyry, or something else entirely? ;)

by Starvin' Marvin on Oct 29, 2009 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

take out the "about"
would you rather that we talked about girls, tyry, or something else entirely?

by DrivetheLane on Oct 29, 2009 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

idc

just not about how hot Rudy is.

by Starvin' Marvin on Oct 29, 2009 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

dante? lma?

I could try to muster some hotness for broy if it’d help ya?

by galacticlove on Oct 29, 2009 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

its a lost cause

I will never win this. Do whatever you guys want.

by Starvin' Marvin on Oct 29, 2009 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

thanks tyry!

maybe she’ll want to play dress up with you too!! ;) j/k

by galacticlove on Oct 29, 2009 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

correct...

also it means you’re a girl

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Oct 29, 2009 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

get it shawty !! lol!! ahahah!

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Oct 29, 2009 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

you too?

i don’t know how I fight. but i’d imagine resorting to cheap shots and then running might be involved.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 29, 2009 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

no, much like other things, the trick is to get them on the ground, get on top and then start pounding away…

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Oct 29, 2009 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

She is taller than Jada Pinkett Smith, and that girl kicked some butt

But slowly things happen that they cannot help and the Blazers Fellowship of the Ring begins to break apart

by Norsktroll on Oct 29, 2009 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

yea.. i'll help

right after i break yo hardwood i’ll crack you face open

by galacticlove on Oct 29, 2009 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

hmm....

that almost sounds like a broken face would be worth it.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 29, 2009 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

I had a few quick things

nothing really serious. It usually ended pretty quickly

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Oct 29, 2009 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

he has a glass jaw…

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Oct 29, 2009 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am a yellow belt with two stripes. I don’t lose to NO ONE!

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Oct 29, 2009 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ash in the wild...

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Oct 29, 2009 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

ooooohh yeah, how could I forget? You were great.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Oct 29, 2009 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

She started it

Someone said something about her mom and she started punching me. I told her to stop and told her I didn’t do anything, and even crunched down and covered my head. She started kicking me, so I punched her once in the gut and it was over. I win!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by tominhawaii on Oct 29, 2009 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I've been beat up too

Twice in jr high. I fought to a draw once, and a dude in high school picked me up off the ground and was going to murder me for being a smart ass but my friends prevented it. I was in a bar fight in Tijuana but didn’t get hit.

by tominhawaii on Oct 29, 2009 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

I got "beat up" once

It was a bully in 5th grade, and I was a new kid who was real poor for the school. I was also a SUPER good boy who wouldn’t swear and I was told not to fight. He pushed me down and I didn’t fight back and he “beat me up”.

My dad told me to punch him and that it was okay to fight, against my mom’s protests, and the next time the bully tried to bug me (he got in my face and told me to cry) I pushed him down and he tried to tackle me and I flipped him over my shoulder and kicked him in his ribs while he was on the ground.

It was the last time I was bullied physically, though no one ever liked me all the way up through high school so it’s not like it made me cool.

My older brother was, like for real, the school bully in middle school and high school, so everyone assumed I was as tough and mean as him, which I wasn’t, but it meant I didn’t get hazed by the older kids even though I was the youngest kid on the sports teams.

My brother was mean.

by Mortimer on Oct 29, 2009 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I woulda protected you if I was there tommy

by galacticlove on Oct 29, 2009 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

my fights..

attacked someone to protect someone else twice… been attacked and had to defend myself thrice

by galacticlove on Oct 29, 2009 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Awe, you are sweet

I didn’t want to be know for beating up a girl, so the one punch saved me.

by tominhawaii on Oct 29, 2009 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

you are so Kaufmannesque

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Oct 29, 2009 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

that's probably how i would take care of a crazy bssh also

just one quick move to get her off.. especially if she’s one of them real tall girls.. no one wants to be that one who beats up girls.. you can’t really win that fight.. well.. i could.. but i don’t want to pull the gender card..

by galacticlove on Oct 29, 2009 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

I remember in 7th grade

This one girl who was known for sniffing white out (kids in my school were doing coke in 7th grade, but this girl just pretended to do coke) got in a fight with a girl and she started crying and said “You can hurt me, but please don’t hurt my baby!”.

Then she pretended to be pregnant for a few weeks before everyone figured out she wasn’t pregnant.

by Mortimer on Oct 29, 2009 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

awesome

I saw a girl slam another girls head in a locker once. Seriously crazy.

There was also a fight in my math class once and a kid suplexed another kid onto a desk and the suplexed kid went into a seizure

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Oct 29, 2009 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

There was one horrible math teacher in HS

She threw my friend out of class and instead of going to detention he walked outside and pretended to shoot the teacher through the window. This was before all those school shootings because I am old.

The next year, when I was a junior, the graduating seniors actually put real LSD in her coffee and she went NUTS. It was bad.

by Mortimer on Oct 29, 2009 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

my story wins because it has a suplex in it

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Oct 29, 2009 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

you would be friends with that guy

you probably feathered each others hair

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Oct 29, 2009 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

and then we would go and beat up Randy Savage for hitting him in the throat with a bell, and later I would make out with Elizabeth, while you and George the Animal Steel ate turnbelts

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Oct 29, 2009 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

RIP cap’n lou

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Oct 29, 2009 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

With the superior intellect of Bobby "The Brain" Heenan in my corner



I’m sure we would have devised a plan to counter your turnbelt-eating scheme.

Perhaps even distracted the refs while we did something illegal. You know, outside of the box thinking.

by Mortimer on Oct 29, 2009 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or should I say

Outside of the “ring” thinking.

SMIRKSMIRKSMIRKSMIRK

by Mortimer on Oct 29, 2009 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would solve that by hitting him with a chair

note: I still make out with Elizabeth and you still eat a turnbuckle.

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Oct 29, 2009 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

My math class during my sophmore year was on the 2nd floor and had windows that looked out over the street where all the smokers would go to light up

one day during class one of the kids was particularly distracted by what was going on outside. When the teacher asked him what was going on he said “Something just hit the window”. The teacher thought that he was lying and went over to investigate when a tennis ball comes flying through the open window near where the commotion started and almost pegs the teacher right in the head.

Great times.

by tingeyga on Oct 29, 2009 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

TiH is a true feminist

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Oct 29, 2009 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

he even wears flannel

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Oct 29, 2009 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

he also pees sitting down

EQUALITY

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Oct 29, 2009 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

so glad we didn’t end up with Millsap

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Oct 29, 2009 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

seriously?

’Sap can flat out ball.

by jksnake99 on Oct 29, 2009 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

no, not seriously… he’s like Dejuan Blair with Knees

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Oct 29, 2009 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Millsap got punked a few times last night

Not his fault, but Nene owned him a few times as well.

by Mortimer on Oct 29, 2009 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

He's an Ex 'cuse now

OH HO HO HO GET IT, I SAID EXCUSE.

by Mortimer on Oct 29, 2009 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

rec

this is hysterical!

ps so far i haven’t gotten nearly enough interest in hearing my sad story for tail…

by galacticlove on Oct 29, 2009 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Split it up in little tweets

But slowly things happen that they cannot help and the Blazers Fellowship of the Ring begins to break apart

by Norsktroll on Oct 29, 2009 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

WHAT IS MY INTEREST NOT GOOD ENOUGH ANYMORE?

WHAT HAPPENED TO MY INTEREST!?!??!?!

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 29, 2009 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

it's okay

i guess.

now my pride is hurt

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 29, 2009 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

i didnt realize it was my job to put out the tail

i thought i was just supposed to be chasing it

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 29, 2009 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

text teach me!

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 29, 2009 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's hot

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 29, 2009 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow

care to make a friendly bedge wager on that?

by galacticlove on Oct 29, 2009 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

can't find those odds yet

hmmm.. not sure exactly.. i’m swaying between having you do something cool for me that i haven’t quite thought of (my involve writing a fanpost) or having you do something embarrassing.. like sport an Otto the Orange in your avatar for some amount of time.. any thoughts?

by galacticlove on Oct 29, 2009 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

done deal [hand shake]

let’s just make sure we adjust the spread to the final vegas odds that come out right before the game.. and may the best orangeman win! ;)

by galacticlove on Oct 29, 2009 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

one of my roomates at Cornell was from Syracuse

He is still in love with ’Melo. He would root for ’Cuse when they played Cornell. It was annoying.

by jksnake99 on Oct 29, 2009 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

if you like good music

This is a sick mixtape

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Oct 29, 2009 11:00 AM PDT reply actions  

i hate good music

but i usually like what you rec

14736251

by appel82 on Oct 29, 2009 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a Michael Jackson mixtape by Jazzy Jeff… it’s so 1992 that you can’t go wrong

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Oct 29, 2009 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

ESPN Page 2 with some updated team logos. I like the new Bucks.

Link

But slowly things happen that they cannot help and the Blazers Fellowship of the Ring begins to break apart

by Norsktroll on Oct 29, 2009 11:10 AM PDT reply actions  

sounds like they are not bringing sexy back

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Oct 29, 2009 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

he looks like a good cuddler

but he probably cries after

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Oct 29, 2009 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

After what?

God I hope you mean cuddling

I would give it all up for a billion dollars

by Tyler Durrden on Oct 29, 2009 12:05 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

dont pretend like you dont know

crier

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Oct 29, 2009 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

The New Jersey Nets have exercised third year contract options on Courtney Lee and Brook Lopez, and a fourth year contract option on Yi Jianlian, while declining to pick up the fourth year contract option on Sean Williams, Nets President Rod Thorn announced today.

But slowly things happen that they cannot help and the Blazers Fellowship of the Ring begins to break apart

by Norsktroll on Oct 29, 2009 11:21 AM PDT reply actions  

fixed

fourth year contract option on Yi Jianlian Chinese television broadcasts

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Oct 29, 2009 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

ooh Todd McShay talking smack about LeGarrette Blount

he doesn’t understand how Blount can suckerpunch a player and be back in 1/2 a year, and Dez Bryant can be suspended for a full year for “forgetting” to tell the NCAA about his friendship with Deion Sanders.

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 29, 2009 11:27 AM PDT reply actions  

the NCAA has dumb rules.

Bryant should probably not be suspended for the year.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 29, 2009 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

NCAA should just call itself pro-lite, and dismiss this idea that it has anything to do with academia—that’s the rouse that’s keeping bryant out.

by EvilKaramazov on Oct 29, 2009 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

it’s only a rouse when it comes to income generating sports such as football and basketball… sports like track, wrestling, volleyball don’t have these issues

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Oct 29, 2009 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

the priorities/scholarships and money paid to Football/basketball coaches is totally out of control though, and hurts the other sports and the other faculty members.

by EvilKaramazov on Oct 29, 2009 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

agreed, it’s become more about generating publicity for the university than anything it seems… I question how much a good basketball team drives good students to a university

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Oct 29, 2009 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bottom line

Is everyone is cheating. I know college football players from multiple schools (not going to name names) but the real good players have way too much money for college kids without any real job to speak of.

- Neil

by Blazin'aTrail on Oct 29, 2009 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

when i was at UO… I can say that no one was gettin paid (can’t speak for now) but watching the best players on the team drive around in 5-10 year old saturns and honda’s all beat up and what not was nice to see… The only one I remember with a relatively decent car was Harrington whose family has some coin

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Oct 29, 2009 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

when i see college football players

throwing down 100’s on a pool table i would consider that a red flag :)

- Neil

by Blazin'aTrail on Oct 29, 2009 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

depends… not all players are poor when they get to college… especially the ones with Pro-athlete parents… a full ride get’s you some walking around money from mom and Dad usually

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Oct 29, 2009 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

prostitution is never an option Ash… why would you even suggest that? smh

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Oct 29, 2009 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

note to self: hang out with Ash more

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Oct 29, 2009 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Besides i consider College football players Pro's

They get paid in my opinion. A free college education is a butt ton of money.

- Neil

by Blazin'aTrail on Oct 29, 2009 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Joey's dad is John Harrington

a high school principal. Not overly rich by any means. – Elgin

Travis Outlaw, the Funnel Cake of the Blazers

by 22baylor on Oct 29, 2009 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's all the proof I need...

Joey was on the take!
.
.
actually if memory serves, he had a late model explorer or something like that… nothing fancy, but it was newer and not beat up compared to some of the things I saw the football players driving around in… Nothing was better than Luke Jackson’s mid-70’s Chevy Blazer that had no top and was Primer Grey

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Oct 29, 2009 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

high school principles can clear 6 figures

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Oct 29, 2009 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

plus I think Mrs. Harrington holds down a job as well

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Oct 29, 2009 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

what?

women can have jobs now?

I think you need to take the rest of the day off and just lie down.

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Oct 29, 2009 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

she is only doing the work that men won’t do

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Oct 29, 2009 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

even then, save it for impoverished children

they love working!

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Oct 29, 2009 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

children are only good for fine needle point and other stitch related jobs… their small hands give them and advantage
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.
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also, Carneys

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Oct 29, 2009 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

that is old fashioned thinking

children can do anything a mongoloid or midget can do

you seriously need to get with the times

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Oct 29, 2009 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Baseball, still the sport of America

It’s a good representative of the divide between the have’s and have-not’s. For all us working drones out there, we can champion the Rays like the american dream all we want, but the man will still keep us down, at every chance he gets.

by EvilKaramazov on Oct 29, 2009 11:41 AM PDT reply actions  

join me, we’ll push for socialism!

by EvilKaramazov on Oct 29, 2009 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

nice game last night

ABY (anybody but Yankees). – Elgin

Travis Outlaw, the Funnel Cake of the Blazers

by 22baylor on Oct 29, 2009 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

yep.

all Philly needed was a split. Now win 2/3 in Philly and 2 chances to win the series in NY. can’t ask for much more.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 29, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

some people win the lottery, and get out from under the system.

by EvilKaramazov on Oct 29, 2009 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

the econonmic structure of baseball is screwed up, that's true.

but it is a great sport. one that rewards patience and making the most of the opportunity given you. One that doesn’t revel in excess and violence.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 29, 2009 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

they need their own Roger Goodell

a take-charge commish. – Elgin

Travis Outlaw, the Funnel Cake of the Blazers

by 22baylor on Oct 29, 2009 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

couldn't hurt.

neither could a frickin’ salary cap which is the real problem.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 29, 2009 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Has Goodell really changed the economic model of the NFL?

His big focus as a commish seems to be making sure that the players don’t go off and get arrested.

by tingeyga on Oct 29, 2009 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's not about changing the economic model, necessarily,

just being tough enough to stand up to some things. Selig folds faster than an expert paper crane maker.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 29, 2009 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think that Goodell has a big fight amongst the owners on his hands

when the next round of collective bargaining comes around. The big market owners seem like they are tired of sharing their revenue with the small market clubs and the small market clubs feel they can’t compete and remain financially viable in the current climate.

The players seem generally happy with the current setup.

by tingeyga on Oct 29, 2009 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

what about the fans?

Travis Outlaw, the Funnel Cake of the Blazers

by 22baylor on Oct 29, 2009 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I watched “Death Race” last night

hella entertaining

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Oct 29, 2009 11:45 AM PDT reply actions  

my GF and I were like “What?”

aside from the dialogue, it was entertaining.

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Oct 29, 2009 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah. stuff exploded.

there was gore. it was what i was expecting when i went to see it and i wasn’t disappointed.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 29, 2009 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish I would have seen it in the theater though

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Oct 29, 2009 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

eh..

you might not have lost much in translation if you’ve got a nice tv. the theater was just louder. the movie was made gritty so i doubt it would look much better than on a good tv.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 29, 2009 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I watched it on my 13" computer

I did like the look of the film

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Oct 29, 2009 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

well then yeah,

theater would have been better. haha.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 29, 2009 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Deathraces are what my dreams are made of

Just ask 92wastheyear

I would give it all up for a billion dollars

by Tyler Durrden on Oct 29, 2009 12:11 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Authorities in BC have found another severed foot that's washed ashore.

Bringing the total number of dismembered feet discovered in BC over the last two years to seven

I would give it all up for a billion dollars

by Tyler Durrden on Oct 29, 2009 12:08 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

That’s so gross incriminating.

stop chopping people up, Roybot!!

by DrivetheLane on Oct 29, 2009 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're next!

And then Arkitect and Dougall.

by Roybot on Oct 29, 2009 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

careful… I hear ginger blood is like acid

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Oct 29, 2009 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was in a white Nike hightop...

Where do you work roybot?

I would give it all up for a billion dollars

by Tyler Durrden on Oct 29, 2009 12:14 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

So you thought a Nike would throw off authorities

Or is that just what you want us to think?!

I would give it all up for a billion dollars

by Tyler Durrden on Oct 29, 2009 12:27 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

All the feet are in Nikes since I work for Adidas. That's what they hired me to do.

Get rid of all the feet that were wearing Nikes.
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(I feel horrible even lying about this. I am a Nike.fangirl)

by Roybot on Oct 29, 2009 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

where were you during heaven’s gate?

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Oct 29, 2009 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

so either there’s a one footed person in BC wondering what all the fuss is about, or they’re still missing one

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Oct 29, 2009 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

If your ever missing a foot

You’re always missing a foot

I would give it all up for a billion dollars

by Tyler Durrden on Oct 29, 2009 12:17 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

I meant another one is going to wash up on shore soon… severed feet, like severed hands, come in pairs

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Oct 29, 2009 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

you ever see Eastern Promises?

if you do it right, nothing should show up.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 29, 2009 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

and obviously the Canadian foot bandit has not

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Oct 29, 2009 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha.

greatest fight ever in that movie? i say it’s at least top 3.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 29, 2009 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s good, but I’ve seen to many subtitled Kung-fu movies to put it in the top 3

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Oct 29, 2009 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

were the kung fu fights

really that brutal and realistic?

top 3 for me, without thinking much:

barfight in Shane
sauna in Eastern Promises
hallway with hammer in Oldboy.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 29, 2009 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

no, but I guess that depends on what you look for in a fight scene… I prefer the poetry and dance of a good Kung-Fu style fight scene to the brutality of an American or Europen fight scene… I watch a movie to be entertained, not disturbed

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Oct 29, 2009 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

i see.

that makes sense. depends on the movie for me. what interests me about fighting is what makes people resort to violence and how that violence looks. what effect does it have. which is morbid, but has taught me to avoid fighting at all costs. well, not all costs, but you get the idea.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 29, 2009 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

It taught me to fight prettily

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Oct 29, 2009 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

for all the fluid dynamics hobbyists out there

the video take a bit to download, but is worth it

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Oct 29, 2009 12:16 PM PDT reply actions  

for all the fluid dynamics hobbyists out there

i know what you’re trying to say.

by EvilKaramazov on Oct 29, 2009 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh do you?

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Oct 29, 2009 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

To paraphrase you:

Here’s a great link for when erecting your own personal monolith with the sole purpose of reenacting an old faithful burst on a semi-irregular basis, namely, the pressure coefficients accounting for time, length, and finally projection. Also, don’t do this on a bicycle.

by EvilKaramazov on Oct 29, 2009 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s funny cause, i’m pretty sure it’s a misnomer—this would be called a fountain and not a monolith, at this point.

by EvilKaramazov on Oct 29, 2009 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

if paraphrased me wouldnt it be shorter than what I wrote.

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Oct 29, 2009 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

insert a you where necessary in the above comment

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Oct 29, 2009 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

(asside, pretty interesting stuff about earth quakes—they’ve been talking a lot about the plates off the coast of oregon in the last few weeks.)

by EvilKaramazov on Oct 29, 2009 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

seriously, beads in a box was way better

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Oct 29, 2009 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

(i’m still downloading the video—if it ever comes..)

by EvilKaramazov on Oct 29, 2009 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

it is coming

you sat and read a book for 3 days. I am sure you can wait 10 minutes for a video

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Oct 29, 2009 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

my computer at work won’t play it :( … i get an error and then nothing.

by EvilKaramazov on Oct 29, 2009 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

are you using vlc player?

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Oct 29, 2009 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

heck no, not at work. My work computer is run by thulsa doom… i have that jive at home though, i can check it then.

by EvilKaramazov on Oct 29, 2009 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eww!

I don’t get it

signed, portlandgirl91

I feel like jerk now

I would give it all up for a billion dollars

by Tyler Durrden on Oct 29, 2009 12:33 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions   1 recs

I know, it was cheap and unnecessary.

I’m sorry ptowngirl

I would give it all up for a billion dollars

by Tyler Durrden on Oct 29, 2009 12:40 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

we can't all be a Euler...

everyone of us is special for who we are inside…

1 <3

by galacticlove on Oct 29, 2009 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

"a jerk"

Oh, man I just totally double jerked myself.

Off, why can’t I shut it off…

I would give it all up for a billion dollars

by Tyler Durrden on Oct 29, 2009 12:38 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

i just ate some

brocolli and plain almonds for lunch. i’m surprisingly satisfied. i should try this eating healthy stuff more often.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 29, 2009 12:44 PM PDT reply actions  

ooh baby I like it rawww
ooh baby i like it rAAWWWW

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Oct 29, 2009 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Raw broccoli=horrible gas. Good luck my friend

I would give it all up for a billion dollars

by Tyler Durrden on Oct 29, 2009 1:10 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

If you mean orange then yes

If you mean oragne, I would leave for the hospital now

I would give it all up for a billion dollars

by Tyler Durrden on Oct 29, 2009 1:21 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

oh crap.

i knew i should have looked at the produce tags more closely.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 29, 2009 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is Oden going to be preseason Oden tonight?

I want to see him muscle those frontin’ Nuggets bigs.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Oct 29, 2009 1:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Hopefully – with more traditional centerish types than what Houston had, Oden can get his game on. Just a few plays – that is all I am asking. I don’t need the whole offense run through him.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Oct 29, 2009 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I see 2 power forwards and Birdman.

by galacticlove on Oct 29, 2009 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nene is a presence in the post.. but I just don’t see.. “traditional centerish”.. unless thats a real big ISH.. ;)

by galacticlove on Oct 29, 2009 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

centerish types

More so than Hayes of Houston.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Oct 29, 2009 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Centerish-like substance

"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green

by antediluvian on Oct 29, 2009 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes, more Inky

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Oct 29, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

certainly more than hayes but

Maggy already said it

The Nuggets bigs are pretty quick and mobile
and Nene gets a lot of steals. Greg has trouble securing the ball. I don’t like this matchup at all.
Magnum Power Index or Magnum P.I.
by Magnum on Oct 29, 2009 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

by galacticlove on Oct 29, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Blazers better hope so if they want to win.

i think we’ll see Mr. Howard play in this game.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 29, 2009 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

somewhat.

i think with Denver’s bigs, we’ll see a more traditional rotation and Outlaw will be backup 3, Rudy backup 2. probably not see a 3 guard lineup (Miller, Blake, Roy). I don’t think Roy sees time at 3 tonight. at least, that makes more sense to me given the matchup.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 29, 2009 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

they’ll push martin/anderson to play center, and bring in Afflalo to run a 3 guard set. I would guess we can meet them when they go small and will meet them. I’m not sure how well Outlaw matches up with their toughness, which is why we might see him at the three. I would expect to see more rudy than normal and maybe that miller, roy, blake lineup again. —side note, Nene fouled out last night.

by EvilKaramazov on Oct 29, 2009 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

well if they go small that's all the better for us, really.

if Martin and Anderson are playing center, LMA, Trav, Roy, Rudy, Miller could do some damage.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 29, 2009 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Nuggets bigs are pretty quick and mobile

and Nene gets a lot of steals. Greg has trouble securing the ball. I don’t like this matchup at all.

by Magnum on Oct 29, 2009 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know it was preseason

And I wasn’t at the game, but how exactly did Oden score well against them? Was it simply just cause it was preseason?

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Oct 29, 2009 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't remember the radio call

but Oden has struggled against Denver before and you can bet the Denver bigs saw tape of Oden getting the ball poked away from him a bunch of times against Houston.

by Magnum on Oct 29, 2009 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was Nene pulled for a reason or just preseason rotation?

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Oct 29, 2009 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

i do!

15 and 12 (with 3 blocks) from oden tonight

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 29, 2009 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can’t get 12 fouls silly. this isn’t summer league. Greg is a bust, but there are rules we have to abide by.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Oct 29, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

you know what i mean

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 29, 2009 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oden is dying to break out in a very big way – and it’s gonna happen.

Hope it’s tonight.

Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."

by Blazer1342 on Oct 29, 2009 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

He should use Noxema and Clearasil

Best thing for acne. – Elgin

Travis Outlaw, the Funnel Cake of the Blazers

by 22baylor on Oct 29, 2009 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I sense a note of sarcasm.

You can’t get nothing by me when I’m on my game.
I’m the steel curtain of sarcasm detection.

Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."

by Blazer1342 on Oct 29, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

not sarcasm

but rather a poor “break out” pun. – Elgin

Travis Outlaw, the Funnel Cake of the Blazers

by 22baylor on Oct 30, 2009 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Other than having room for about 100 cats, it worked well.

That is just too good…..

Love the question at the bottom of the page asking about a casket for 2.

"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green

by antediluvian on Oct 29, 2009 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am disappointed that gifting plans are not available for this item

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Oct 29, 2009 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

we should change the little kid's shoes

so they both are wearing heels too big for them.

They’ll be safe as long as they don’t put Nikes on. – Elgin

Travis Outlaw, the Funnel Cake of the Blazers

by 22baylor on Oct 29, 2009 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmmm...
2. I am not an insutling type of a person, but I have come to the conclusion that Portland fans are a complete joke. So if you do want to take trash to them, be careful, logic doesn’t really apply to thier arguments.

4. We are better than Portland. From every aspect of the game. Each player we have is better then theirs at each position, including the bench. The only advantage they have is at the coaching position. We should be able to beat them tonight and I expect us to beat them tonigh.

http://www.denverstiffs.com/2009/10/29/1106377/game-2-preview-game-thread-nuggets

That quote comes courtesy of the brilliant minds over at Denver Stiffs, note the numbering

"Rudy is not everyday a shooter," Fernandez said. "He's defense. He's passes. He's assists."

by jebuz on Oct 29, 2009 1:38 PM PDT reply actions  

lol

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 29, 2009 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

ROFL

who is their Shooting guard?

Each player we have is better then theirs at each position, including the bench.

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 29, 2009 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

was this written in 2005?

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Oct 29, 2009 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I also like the comment "Ty Lawson=FINALS"

Wonder if KP thought the same in June :)

But slowly things happen that they cannot help and the Blazers Fellowship of the Ring begins to break apart

by Norsktroll on Oct 29, 2009 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is a pretty good comment
Time for a classic beatdown in Portland…time to put all thes Blazers fans in thier place…and that’s the back of the playoff/division bus…I’VE HAD IT! They have little knowledge of basletball and have gotten WAAYYYYYYYY ahead of themselves…..beat them down NUGS…END iT

by tingeyga on Oct 29, 2009 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I take offense.

i know tons about “basletball”. it’s my faborite sport.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 29, 2009 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

good for him

I love being told

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Oct 29, 2009 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

First post

Link

Since most of us never leave the JD, here is the post:

Good luck guarding all our weapons…were gonna roll u guys tonight!!!!! Oden won’t step up…and it will be a blow out…ROY plays poorly against us. We just have too much firepower…your Defense cant stop us.

And ya better guard TELEPORT!!!

Billups will be billups….Melo will put up 30/10…it will be just too easy. im not impressed with your squad…prove me wrong tonight, but I think you are ONE OF THE MOST OVERRATED TEAMS IN THE HISTORY OF THE LEAGUE HANDS DOWN.

by tingeyga on Oct 29, 2009 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

eh

I guess that is why we play the games

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Oct 29, 2009 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Billups will be billups

someone needs to ask him what he means by lower casing this name in the second usage.

by EvilKaramazov on Oct 29, 2009 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's his subconscious

way of saying Billups won’t have a good game. you can’t fight your subconscious.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 29, 2009 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I went and saw the nuggs play the blazers in denver

seriously some classless fans

I wrote a fanpost about it, but am too lazy to post it here

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Oct 29, 2009 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

LIAR

only my mom read it

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Oct 29, 2009 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I send her all of my clippings

she does have all of the dairy queen glasses though

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Oct 29, 2009 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

that would be so funny

to see someone’s bedge posts magneted to a fridge. haha. i bet this happens at Roybot’s house.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 29, 2009 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

there is like 3 fridges at starvin marvin/dirty socks/the roybots house

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Oct 29, 2009 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

i know you don't.

your Mom does after you print them off.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 29, 2009 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

dont talk like that to your new father

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Oct 29, 2009 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I bet she has a creepy attic

Set up with all Roybot’s stuff.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Oct 29, 2009 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

nice

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Oct 29, 2009 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

My shrine consists of Daisy Kingdom dresses and soccer trophies.

I found out that my brother had all the name brand baby clothes and that’s why I am bitter.

by Roybot on Oct 29, 2009 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

So did your mom sew your clothes?

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Oct 29, 2009 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

No way.

My mom could never do that.

by Roybot on Oct 29, 2009 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I googled Daisy Kingdom, and it was a bunch of clothing patterns and dolls.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Oct 29, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha

Roybot wears doll clothes

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Oct 29, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hahahaha

yeah my mom never made them though. There used to be a Daisy Kingdom store.

by Roybot on Oct 29, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

notice she didn’t deny wearing doll clothes…

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Oct 29, 2009 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

anymore

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Oct 29, 2009 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

For halloween

I’ll go as Lion-O from the Thundercats, and you can go as your Daisy Kingdom doll.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Oct 29, 2009 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I never had any of the dolls.

Only Barbies and Cabbage Patch Kids.

by Roybot on Oct 29, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think I want to see you dressed as a cabbage patch kid

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Oct 29, 2009 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s too late… the truth is out there

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Oct 29, 2009 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I rewrite everything I write here, on my walls at home

The home with a single light bulb dangling from the ceiling, and the floor made from animal bones…

I would give it all up for a billion dollars

by Tyler Durrden on Oct 29, 2009 2:36 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

And I thought altitude-induced hallucinations started at around 20,000 feet

I guess it’s actually lower….somewhere around the elevation of Denver.

Maybe they forgot who shared the NW Division championship with them.

"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green

by antediluvian on Oct 29, 2009 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Closer to 12,000-14,000

At least in my experience.

I would give it all up for a billion dollars

by Tyler Durrden on Oct 29, 2009 2:38 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

The sites OP put in this note:
Quick note: Blazers fans are plentiful on the internet … please ignore any trolls, but feel free to get into some healthy debate and smack talk with opposing fans.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Oct 29, 2009 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

How rude

But slowly things happen that they cannot help and the Blazers Fellowship of the Ring begins to break apart

by Norsktroll on Oct 29, 2009 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m glad we’re a complete joke, I hate it when someone forgets the punch line.

by EvilKaramazov on Oct 29, 2009 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

IMO

they killed themselves when they traded their best defender (Jones), who absolutely shut Roy down.

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 29, 2009 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought they just let him go

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Oct 29, 2009 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

so's ur face

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 29, 2009 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’m a brave little toaster

by EvilKaramazov on Oct 29, 2009 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

nugatory

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Oct 29, 2009 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

parfois je dois hésiter devant vos lettres; vous employez des mots la manière qu’une putain bon marché emploie des motels. nous travaillerons à ceci!

by EvilKaramazov on Oct 29, 2009 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pourquoi quelqu’un paye à l’heure pour leurs paroles?

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Oct 29, 2009 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

My line of thought was irreverent disabuse. Along these lines, this was the best I could conjure… I’ll try harder next time…

by EvilKaramazov on Oct 29, 2009 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

we should all try harder next time

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Oct 29, 2009 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

maybe i should take something for that

by EvilKaramazov on Oct 29, 2009 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

you’ve taken this in an interesting direction…

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Oct 29, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

i don’t see your point

by EvilKaramazov on Oct 29, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

a newd irection?

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Oct 29, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

keep it up and you will

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Oct 29, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think they merged with that sight

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Oct 29, 2009 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

too bad

I liked that name

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Oct 29, 2009 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

DenverStiffs is not a cool name at all. Pick Axe and Roll is timeless.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Oct 29, 2009 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

1. The nugs are good suckin
b. Our teem destroys the ball
3. no one can feed the ruck, are beastys crusin

I would give it all up for a billion dollars

by Tyler Durrden on Oct 29, 2009 3:08 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

wow

they think McMillan is a better coach than Karl? – Elgin

Travis Outlaw, the Funnel Cake of the Blazers

by 22baylor on Oct 29, 2009 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that was the ironic icing on the cake of that Denver dude's stupid comment.

Dear Paul Allen:

Waive Patty Mills & sign Ime Udoka.

Sincerely,
AK1984

by AK1984 on Oct 29, 2009 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

im out too

gotta go to a midterm

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 29, 2009 1:49 PM PDT reply actions  

drop out, join the circus—it worked for brp.

by EvilKaramazov on Oct 29, 2009 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did he drop out of his PhD class?

But slowly things happen that they cannot help and the Blazers Fellowship of the Ring begins to break apart

by Norsktroll on Oct 29, 2009 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

gluck

The season's finally here!

by SabasforThree on Oct 29, 2009 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

z

while I have been goofing away the day it snowed 2" in Albuquerque proper

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Oct 29, 2009 2:09 PM PDT reply actions  

yup

lazy day

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Oct 29, 2009 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

HEY

IT’S THE WEEKEND RIGHT?

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Oct 29, 2009 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

but I love chauncey!!

I think ive only see him play once live

by Starvin' Marvin on Oct 29, 2009 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's fine.

but you don’t wear the jerseys of visiting players man. seriously.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 29, 2009 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

tasteless

because you’ll smack the taste out of DS’s mouth if he wears the Billups jersey?

by DrivetheLane on Oct 29, 2009 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

see DS, you know it's a bad idea

cause Roybot and I are on the same page about it. and if we agree, it must be a problem.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 29, 2009 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

or it’s the RIGHTEST thing in the world..
.
.
.
but in this case it’s a bad idea

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Oct 29, 2009 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

ouch d00d

Roybot is probably like the female Andre the Giant (except hot, of course :) )

I wouldn’t wear that jersey tonight

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 29, 2009 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

You have never seen Andre in a dress have you? mmmhmmm

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Oct 29, 2009 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

no probs

that’s how I picture ya because the thought of a 6’5" Viking Princess trying to type makes me laugh

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 29, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

And?

That doesn’t change the fact that it’s a Billups jersey.

by Roybot on Oct 29, 2009 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

that doesn't make it right.

just wear the Blazer gear. the most you can do is clap when he gets introduced.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 29, 2009 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who is on Denver....

so therefore, you are cheering for Denver.

ARE YOU REALLY THIS CLUELESS, DS?

by Roybot on Oct 29, 2009 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

motivation

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Oct 29, 2009 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

motitvation stupid

by Roybot on Oct 29, 2009 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

do you wear LeBron jersey's to Blazer games?

think about it. you love these players more than Roy? Who is actually on a team you love? just get a Roy jersey man. do the right thing.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 29, 2009 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just stop.

Please. That’s the worst reasoning ever.

by Roybot on Oct 29, 2009 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

so it's ok to wear the jersey

of a Blazer’s opponent if the the jersey is from a team the opposing player was previously on? what the heck kind of sense does that make? you’re still supporting the opposing team cause you’re supporting the opposing player.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 29, 2009 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

it is a free country so let him wear it

note to blazers fans: it is a free country so feel free to mock him for it

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Oct 29, 2009 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

although a JR Smith Jersey worn in an ironic way could be acceptable

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Oct 29, 2009 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

on second thought… a throwback Blazers Kiki Vandeweighe Jersey is the way to go tonight

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Oct 29, 2009 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

GAME DAY!!!!!!

that is all.

i realllllllllllllllly hate your sig :(
n o offense
-BlazerFan1

by TheTinfoil on Oct 29, 2009 2:23 PM PDT reply actions  

nope.

i actually prefer watching at home. but a really nice fellow bought me tickets for opening night, so i went, and it was awesome.

i realllllllllllllllly hate your sig :(
n o offense
-BlazerFan1

by TheTinfoil on Oct 29, 2009 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

the 1-1 Rockets?

meh. you keep beating that drum, I’ll keep breaking the sticks. it’ll be fun.

i realllllllllllllllly hate your sig :(
n o offense
-BlazerFan1

by TheTinfoil on Oct 29, 2009 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

a win on the road on the 2nd of a back to back in the home opener in one of the NBA's 2 or 3 loudest arenas

against a fast pace team, when the Rockets had to travel by ferry because the Bay Bridge was closed.

If you ask me, that’s a win that a 44-46 win team gets, but not a 35 win team.

by jksnake99 on Oct 29, 2009 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn't make a prediction for them.

I just don’t think they’re very good.

And how does traveling by boat make the game more difficult?

i realllllllllllllllly hate your sig :(
n o offense
-BlazerFan1

by TheTinfoil on Oct 29, 2009 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I will

They look like a 35 win team, I am dumbfounded they found a way to score 107 points

by Peteyhasnohead on Oct 29, 2009 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

nobody will accuse the Warriors of playing elite defense

but Scola, Landry, Brooks and Budinger were all ballin’ last night.

by jksnake99 on Oct 29, 2009 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

They almost totally blew it like a 35 win team

But I agree, that is the sort of team they gotta beat because the Dubs play dumb.

by Mortimer on Oct 29, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just watched burn after reading

I am not sure what to make of it.

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Oct 29, 2009 2:41 PM PDT reply actions  

this is the correct response

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Oct 29, 2009 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

i liked it.

nothing more than a shot at the government I think. typical “everyone’s an idiot” stuff from the Coen’s. not their best effort but funny enough to be entertaining. how about that contraption Clooney was building? haha.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 29, 2009 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I bought mine at IKEA

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Oct 29, 2009 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

i hope it wasn't the display model.

did you get a good deal or did they stick it to ya?

by DrivetheLane on Oct 29, 2009 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

NPR

Never
Pay
Retail

totally bought the floor model, and shortly thereafter acquired a pretty mean case of herpes.

Morty sent me some cure cream, but I still get relapses

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Oct 29, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s good, sometimes they really screw you on these things.

by EvilKaramazov on Oct 29, 2009 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I liked it

I expected it to be one of their lesser movies, and it was a good medium Coen brothers. It’s how they see the government— haphazard mistakes resulting in misconstrued intentions ending in bureaucratic sweepings under the rug.

by Mortimer on Oct 29, 2009 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I could see that

It just seemed really simple with no bigger voice to it

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Oct 29, 2009 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I found it funny

But I don’t love it, just like it. It is them just havin’ fun, which they seem to do after a big movie. A less great Big Lebowski type fiddlin’ around, which came right after Fargo.

by Mortimer on Oct 29, 2009 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was just about to ask this

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 29, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope!

What’s the good word?

by Mortimer on Oct 29, 2009 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ebert liked it

and I generally agree with him.

I haven’t seen it yet though…

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 29, 2009 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

i haven't seen it.

it’s playing in Portland, but downtown and I don’t really like going to movies down there (except the living room theater). I’m waiting for a wider release. I hear it’s great though.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 29, 2009 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I liked it too

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 29, 2009 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I enjoyed Burn After Reading.

Travis Outlaw, the Funnel Cake of the Blazers

by 22baylor on Oct 29, 2009 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

First calls for "Fire Byron Scott" from bloggers

http://www.atthehive.com/2009/10/29/1106332/yeah-lets-not-remember-the-alamo

But slowly things happen that they cannot help and the Blazers Fellowship of the Ring begins to break apart

by Norsktroll on Oct 29, 2009 2:44 PM PDT reply actions  

what would it take for Dave or Ben to write a fire Nate post?

Would getting swept in the first round do it, or would we have to miss the playoffs entirely?

by jksnake99 on Oct 29, 2009 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

miss the playoffs entirely

with a fully healthy roster. that’d be my guess. and probably what would make me think the same thing.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 29, 2009 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, that's prob about right

For me, a first round exit might be enough to seriously consider it, depending on circumstances of course.

by jksnake99 on Oct 29, 2009 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't think Dave could ever do it

Ben. might, but I doubt Dave would. Unless Nate was caught doing something off the court.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Oct 29, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I totally think Dave could

If we were continually failing in the playoffs and the players weren’t responding to him, I could see Dave writing a very sensible and logical “we might need a new coach” post.

by Mortimer on Oct 29, 2009 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe

I think most calls for it would be way too early and most are trying to just look for a reason to scream it because people are conditioned that way.

I think it is MUCH more likely to be the player’s fault, not the coach’s.

by Mortimer on Oct 29, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree

Dave would be too late, but we’ve already had some insanely premature calls for it from fans.

by jksnake99 on Oct 29, 2009 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's the same sort of creature that wants us to "get rid" of players

Who clearly have some sort of value and aren’t negative influences on the team.

by Mortimer on Oct 29, 2009 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay

I guess that is possible. If it is a “we might need a new coach” post, that that is different than a fire Nate post.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Oct 29, 2009 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hire Avery Johnson

Bad voice, but I could see his style work with the Blazers. He focuses on defense, but also plays a good mix of half court sets (for Dirk) and some up-tempo.

But slowly things happen that they cannot help and the Blazers Fellowship of the Ring begins to break apart

by Norsktroll on Oct 29, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dave will never do an overly emotional "fire Nate" post.

He will do a reasoned analysis of the situation, and except for extreme cases “FIRE [COACH]” is almost never warranted.

by Mortimer on Oct 29, 2009 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep

outside of Nate running a meth lab in his basement, Dave isn’t likely to call for his head.

by tingeyga on Oct 29, 2009 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

The World According To Ronald Reagan

But slowly things happen that they cannot help and the Blazers Fellowship of the Ring begins to break apart

by Norsktroll on Oct 29, 2009 2:53 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

Open in new tab to enlarge. Pretty funny.

But slowly things happen that they cannot help and the Blazers Fellowship of the Ring begins to break apart

by Norsktroll on Oct 29, 2009 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

if only his alzheimers riddled brain had that coherent of a world view

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Oct 29, 2009 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

thats rude

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 29, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

what that man did to America was rude

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Oct 29, 2009 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

he did it to California first

then, somehow, even after Nixon, he was elected as President. – Elgin

Travis Outlaw, the Funnel Cake of the Blazers

by 22baylor on Oct 29, 2009 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m no archeologist, but last time I checked California was part of America.

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Oct 29, 2009 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like Ronald Reagan

I like this map as well

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 29, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

the best thing about US Politics

they make for easy midterms…

Seriously the toughest part about it was remembering some of the crap we watched from The West Wing

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 29, 2009 2:57 PM PDT reply actions  

hahaha.

i’m not sure if that’s a bad thing or a testament to the show.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 29, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it's both

that’s a great great show by the way.

I’m kinda bummed I was too young to understand it when it first came out

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 29, 2009 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

i never watched it.

my mother liked that show though. sometime i might give it a look.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 29, 2009 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was one of my good friend's favorite show. He'd quote it endlessly.

He gave me the first season years ago, I might take a look into watching it since you mentioned it cloudy.

The season's finally here!

by SabasforThree on Oct 29, 2009 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 29, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

would be a great great story.

but i don’t see it. i think he gives up 5 runs over 5 innings.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 29, 2009 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

both pitchers get blown out of the box

Phillies win 13-12. – Elgin

Travis Outlaw, the Funnel Cake of the Blazers

by 22baylor on Oct 29, 2009 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Prince Charming

Eric
The Beast

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 29, 2009 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I learn how to pick up my women from Aladdin

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 29, 2009 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

where did ya get a magic carpet?

The Bedger formally known as phillyduck, now im just HD the duck.

by HD on Oct 29, 2009 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

skill

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 29, 2009 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm i've been going about it all wrong.

And naming them, Aladdin, Prince Charming and the dude from beauty and the beast

I can and am willing to throw my mouth piece at any call I disagree with.

by SabasforThree on Oct 29, 2009 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

so i was watchin baseball the other day

and i came to this epiphany mark teixeira looks a lot like evan from rw/rr challenge

The Bedger formally known as phillyduck, now im just HD the duck.

by HD on Oct 29, 2009 3:34 PM PDT reply actions  

that is great picture selection on your part

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Oct 29, 2009 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Philly!! it's you!

Is this your informal name, or did you mean formerly?

by fanfaraway on Oct 29, 2009 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

o wow formal fail

or is it former fail

The Bedger formerly known as phillyduck, now I'm just HD the duck.

by HD on Oct 29, 2009 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Time for a new JD?

i think so…maybe i’ll create one

by broyposse on Oct 29, 2009 3:56 PM PDT reply actions  

A head to head matchup always goes until Sunday

But slowly things happen that they cannot help and the Blazers Fellowship of the Ring begins to break apart

by Norsktroll on Oct 29, 2009 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Low FG% by Ford and Brand, but it works

I’m invading Russia on ESPN

But slowly things happen that they cannot help and the Blazers Fellowship of the Ring begins to break apart

by Norsktroll on Oct 29, 2009 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Conley needs to figure it out for me

and my team is better than I thought

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 29, 2009 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

almost…it scores after a week of games…

BUT we are leading..

our team is smashing idol and g.love…they are practically in a fetus position reading the book “it’s ok to be 2nd”

by broyposse on Oct 29, 2009 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

you're doing well

but it’s no 7-1 drubbing like i’m handing to Ark.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 29, 2009 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

FT% is going to be a week by week loss for my team.

i knew that was a weakness going in. this won’t end 7-1. i’m reveling in my winning ways while I have them.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 29, 2009 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

also, tied in Blocks

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Oct 29, 2009 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

for now....

when is LeBron’s next game?

he’s gonna make me look like a good fbb manager. haha.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 29, 2009 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

it might if his team ever wins a game

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Oct 29, 2009 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah i know.

LeBron is gonna need to pick it up. Maybe i should trade low?

by DrivetheLane on Oct 29, 2009 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

we're good friends.

his good friends spell it that way. like my good friends call me DrivetheLan

by DrivetheLane on Oct 29, 2009 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, that's what he said you'd say.

do you rate how good of friends you are with people by how far away they stipulate in the restraining orders?

by DrivetheLane on Oct 29, 2009 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

roybot and I are 1500 ft. friends

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Oct 29, 2009 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

200 ft for me.

i like to wave at her while she looks at me with her crazy eyes. it makes her go bananas. it’s very amusing.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 29, 2009 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

my job > your “job”

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Oct 29, 2009 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

one of us get’s paid… hint: it’s not you

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Oct 29, 2009 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I complained about school even more… some of us don’t internalize our feelings

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Oct 29, 2009 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't internalize my feelings.

I &$^&*#% HATE YOUR #&(#$% FACE YOU MOTHER %&#($&@ CROSSING GUARD.

by Roybot on Oct 29, 2009 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s right… let it out… let it all out

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Oct 29, 2009 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I may need

my own color wheel soon.

by Roybot on Oct 29, 2009 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha

i know, imagine that?!

I’m hitting the sack now. Talk to you soon (left you a note in the yahoo thingy)

Good night!!

by fanfaraway on Oct 29, 2009 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

yep, that's a good strategy.

that’s what i was gonna employ myself. focus on points, steals, assists, rebounds. not sure how it’ll turn out. our matchup next week will be interesting.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 29, 2009 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

kewl beans

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Oct 29, 2009 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

do it

you aren’t too busy body painting?

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 29, 2009 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

just emailed you BuRP

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Oct 29, 2009 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

you mean Lexi?

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Oct 29, 2009 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

that is the correct response, please choose a category

by EvilKaramazov on Oct 29, 2009 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

“This is how you make a watered down Martini”

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Oct 29, 2009 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

what is drink your blood like a vampire?

by EvilKaramazov on Oct 29, 2009 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Searching for fine tequila? Look for a label that says it’s 100% this color agave

by EvilKaramazov on Oct 29, 2009 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

BLUE!!

I mean, WHAT is blue?

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Oct 30, 2009 8:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

how many junk drawers have there been this week? we've got to have some kind of record

I know were at least killing the celtics blog

I can and am willing to throw my mouth piece at any call I disagree with.

by SabasforThree on Oct 29, 2009 4:20 PM PDT reply actions  

While I can't figure it out, somehow

despite the almost total lack of comments on the blog their traffic numbers are virtually the same as BEdge. Those forum numbers must be huge:

http://www.sitemeter.com/?a=stats&s=s24blazersedge&r=33

http://www.sitemeter.com/?a=stats&s=s15celticsblog&r=33

by tingeyga on Oct 29, 2009 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

i'm out.

game night and i’m gonna be there!

i hope you all have a good evening. GO BLAZERS!

by DrivetheLane on Oct 29, 2009 4:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Rock on DTL

Tell us all about it. – Elgin

Travis Outlaw, the Funnel Cake of the Blazers

by 22baylor on Oct 29, 2009 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

The JD is dead

Long live the JD

Those who ignore the past are doomed to repeat it

by The Arkitect on Oct 29, 2009 4:58 PM PDT reply actions  

I just walked past Dante

in downtown. I said hello and wished him luck, and to kick some Nuggets * tonight! I doubt he’ll see any playing time though.

by JoeBlazer on Oct 29, 2009 4:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Did anybody else see this?

totally mean, totally funny
from the
onion

"Quid, Me Anxius Sum?"
http://www.cdbaby.com/Artist/Year5000

by Y5k on Oct 29, 2009 5:26 PM PDT reply actions  

for the record, i voted for martell. see you in the next JD

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Oct 29, 2009 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

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Blazers Broadcasters Mike Barrett and Mike Rice re-enacted NBA referee Scott Foster's controversial goaltending call on Portland Trail Blazers forward LaMarcus Aldridge, who was defending Oklahoma City Thunder All-Star forward Kevin Durant, during this week's edition of Blazers Courtside. Remarkably, no one was injured during the taping of this segment.

Original video of the play here. 
Quotes from the players and coaches here. 
The NBA admitting it got the call wrong here. 
Dave's  extended thoughts here. 
BlazersMakr's FanShot: Major Vegas action on OKC prior to tip here. 
Audio of Chad Doing of 750 AM The Game going HAM on Foster here.

OK, that should just about wrap up the goaltending discussion.

Courtside video via Blazers Broadcasting cameraman John Curry.

-- Ben Golliver | benjamin.golliver@gmail.com | Twitter
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Congratulations to Portland Trail Blazers forward LaMarcus Aldridge, on his first All Star selection.

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Double rainbow of sadness:

1) JBay is getting shorter
2) We never got to see him with a mustache

I miss you tiny raptor man.

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