Reason #24 to see "Birdman" get dunked on by the Blazers.

by BlazerSeem on Oct 28, 2009 4:20 PM PDT

The fact that he actually FITS into this scene.

I really don't think this one needs any sort of explanation. I am so happy someone was willing to take the time and photoshop the beloved Andersen into what would seem to be a very likely situation for him. THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU!

Andersen appeared in the NBA Slam Dunk Contest during NBA All-Star Weekend in 2004 and 2005. In a sideline interview during the 2005 Dunk Contest, he uttered his now famous line, "It's time for the Birdman to fly."

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Dude, those kids could NOT hang with party-mode Birdman.

They just couldn’t. He’d break them. They’d be oozing Heineken and Jager out of their eyes and ears.

by ArbyOSU on Oct 28, 2009 4:49 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs

Birdman doesn't wear jerseys to clubs..

he wears a mink coat and wife beater.

Peep the sig.

by 12sharks on Oct 28, 2009 8:22 PM PDT reply actions

Birdman laughs at these Turbos. He frowns upon their tribal arm band tattoos and tells them not to bathe in axe.

by dario argento on Oct 28, 2009 9:56 PM PDT reply actions

Birdman doesn't drink Heiny ... he swats it.

"These are dreams that we have." --Rudolfo Fernandez

by bfan on Oct 28, 2009 10:48 PM PDT reply actions

he is their leader

come my pre-adolescent minions…turn up your collars and follow me…

"No disrespect to Jeff Blake"

by Eat Politicians on Oct 29, 2009 12:29 AM PDT reply actions

Those guys look more like the Deron Williams or Andrei Kirilenko fan club

But slowly things happen that they cannot help and the Blazers Fellowship of the Ring begins to break apart

by Norsktroll on Oct 29, 2009 6:58 AM PDT reply actions

I envision a Birdman fan club leader to resemble the following:

"Ain't nothin' in this world for free."

by Arby on Oct 29, 2009 7:38 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs

This should have been a fanshot, like the dozen or so others you've posted there.

Someone has a jones for the Birdman.

by MiledAnimal on Oct 29, 2009 10:29 AM PDT reply actions

LOOKOUT!!! ITS THE FANPOST POLICE!!!!

I tried to make it in a fanpost but the picture wouldn’t link correctly. I actually had quite the opposite of a “jones”(didn’t know people still used this word) for Andersen. Infact I have an anti-“jones” and that’s point of these postings. Thanks for your Sherlock-esque detective work on my postings though, it was truly a much needed comment.

by BlazerSeem on Oct 29, 2009 11:33 AM PDT reply actions

No need to get snarky.

He brings up a good point. It would have been much nicer and cleaner if you put all of your Anderson hate into one single fanshot for everyone to enjoy and comment on.

"We believe" -Rudy Fernandez

by twiggs on Oct 29, 2009 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions

snarky?

I gave you the reason why I couldn’t fanshot it already, so there… and uhh he didn’t make the point that it should all be together. He said it should’ve been a fanshot, and it couldn’t. Thank you as well for your contructive criticism, I stopped posting anything about Birdman because he seems to be a Blazer fan favorite somehow ;-)

by BlazerSeem on Oct 29, 2009 1:10 PM PDT reply actions

Because the guy has struggled with tough times, and has had a REAL LIFE version of life that most of us know about.

He was not some snot nosed silver spoon punk that was told since he was 12 years old he would be millionaire someday playing in the NBA, everyone in his life kissing ass trying to get a piece of the pie. The guy hit bottom, pulled his life together, and now comes to work and gives his team 110% every night. He is Denver’s Joel. I think people don’t like him based on his looks alone.

by dario argento on Oct 29, 2009 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions