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10/27 JD - Lurker Edition

 

[The following is an official report of CTC, Inc. - Cablinasian]

The Cablinasian Technology Center has learned that the NBA season starts today. We gather that it's a pretty big deal. We advise against venturing out into the main page... now that there is no chance that Travis Outlaw leaves town via a bartering transaction, there will be some spare pitchforks laying around for the riffraff. Proceed at your own discretion.

There is a more pressing issue, though; according to our research, many people read the JD, reading about other people's lives, and.... lurk. The true advantage of the junk drawer is shown in the following graph.

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As you can see, it's a pretty foolish decision not to join in.

To give a general idea of how well "bedging" correlates to coolness:

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The CTC is aware that many Blazersedge Junk Drawer contributors have been excluded in this rough sketch. Our apologies; we were only able to list a number of recent contributors before space become too cramped to continue.

The CTC would like to extend the formal invitation for all JD lurkers to come in and introduce themselves.

Cablinasian
Cablinasian Research
Cablinasian Technology Center

Well, you heard it. If you're a lurker, stop in and introduce yourself. What fun is it to look through the window when the door is wide open?

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