Greg Oden is the Great Pumpkin - A Psychic Pumpkin Exposé
by Blazer1342 on Oct 26, 2009 11:08 PM PDT
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PrintAn exposé by Randall Hubbard: Psychic Pumpkin Detective.
Is The Great Pumpkin a myth, a legend, or reality? Emanations from the underworld bring an end to the speculation here and now.
New forensic psychic evidence has proven that Greg Oden is the Great Pumpkin. A transcribed interview between Madam Scary (renowned medium of pumpkin patch fame) and Nostradamus has been unearthed.
creepy, spine-chilling, bloodcurdling muzak plays in the background
Madam Scary: So you say that this Oden is the Great Pumpkin, and that the Great Pumpkin story is really a coded message, a prophecy of sorts?
Nostradamus: Der is nos questions about it, Da Great Pumpkin is Gregs Odenz. Many think I have large zucchini up my buttoochi. Dis offend me greatly, and is most ludicrous. If you know me, you vwill know dat my psychic vibe come from de hooked-neck yellow squash.
Madam Scary: Most everyone would say that Charles Schulz invented the mythical character of the Great Pumpkin.
Nostradamus: Methinks you is Vwrong on two accounts. First – So’s YOUR FACE.
2nd – Dis is no myth. 3rd – me and Chucky Schulz collaborated psychically on dis. And I might add, he is lousy suck face kisser, and he need a left/right turn signal on dat tongue he got.
You must understandz. All da pieces fit da perfectly, and dis pumpkin prophecy vwill most certainly be fulfilled.
Just like nobody is for sure of dis Great Pumpkin, nobody vwill be for sure of dis Oden until it happens. It is no coincidence dat da NBA season starts, and den immediately we have da pumpkin festivities.
Madam Scary: Does this mean other characters are portrayed in the Great Pumpkin story.
Nostradamus: Oh my goodnesses, boy howdy doodoo, youins is one dumb chicken Madam Scary. Snoopy is BRoy, Woodstock is de soft spoken Lamarcus. It is no happenstancer dat Snoopy wears his Roy Brown flying ace outfit from da Great War. When da game is on da line, give Snoopy da ball.
Madam Scary: Let me guess, Charlie Brown is Travis? No?
Nostradamus: Bingo, Bango, Bongo, Everybody love him, but he still da blockhead. Methinks the resemblance is quite remarkable. No?
Madam Scary: So your zucchini says this is the year for the Blazers?
Nostradamus: Oh man, I hate you fo dat. But yes, da season will start, and Da Great Pumpkin will rise, just as in my prognostication, and everybody vwill know dat dis Great Pumpkin is fo real. Rise wit us, it da bomb.
Madam Scary: And you say Galileo has given you credence as well?
Nostradamus: fo sho, berdy berdy much so. He measure every pumpkin, and da average pumpkin is exactomendo da size of da basketball. He say "ubber fantastico" when he find dat out.
Madam Scary: I still don’t see how this say’s the Blazers win the NBA title.
Nostradamus: Oh my goodnesses gracious, yo momma. Did you even read Da Great Pumpkin? DID YOU EVEN READ DA GREAT PUMPKIN? Da great pumpkin rises and gives toys to all da children dat believe in him. Dus, dis Odenz vwill make us berdy berdy happy.
Madam Scary: Do you have any revelations not contained in the Pumpkin Prophecy.
Nostradamus: Oh yes. Derv will be an outbreak of de pumpkin flu epidemic dis year. Odenz, Snoopy, Woodstock vwill smash de pumpkins on da head of everybodies. I call it de “Smashing Pumpkins Influenza WeBe#1 virus.”
Madam Scary: Back to the Great Pumpkin Prophecy, do you have any other thoughts there?
Nostradamus: Oh plenty, fo sho. Peppermint Patty is da Bayless. Bobbinz for apples is symbols of Odenz dunking in yo face. PigPen is symbol of de stinky poo refs, and dis help us pinpoint da timing to dis year. But I tink I want to talk about da quest for da Holy Grail. Dis also is shrouded mystery dat refer to da Blazers.
Madam Scary: Oh Nostra, let’s save that story for later, how 'bout we fry up some of that zucchini.
Nostradamus: Boy howdy doodah, dat sound good to me.
Madam Scary: I'll channel some Blazer music.
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I am Randall Hubbard, Psychic Pumpkin Detective, and I testify to the accuracy of this document.
Hey people – Hold On, The Blazers Are Coming!!!
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"Hold On, I’m Coming" (link up above at bottom of the post) seemed like a fitting song…
To a season that’s almost here.
To an Oden that we hope arrives.
To an NBA championship team that we can almost taste.
If you’re one of those who sometimes click a link and sometimes not, I implore you to click that link. This music video clip is so much more than a good song.
This video clip mesmerized me; it’s a real treat. (I might add it is high quality for the year). Sure, you can let it play in the background; its 7 minutes long. But my guess is if you watch it, you will have something you’ll still remember when you’re 97 years old.
The contrast between the band (MG & Booker T & others) and the exuberant performers…how the audience lets loose and rocks out…the special effects, it’s all priceless.
Wow – I must be in a mood.
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
Excellent
http://epistemysics.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/crystal_ball.jpg
But slowly things happen that they cannot help and the Blazers Fellowship of the Ring begins to break apart
rec!
that was pretty entertaining…. and it must be true because I read it on the internet… Now jscot just needs to approve and it could be considered fact. ;)
"The difference between a democracy and a dictatorship is that in a democracy you vote first and take orders later; in a dictatorship you don't have to waste your time voting"
"I don't like jail, they got the wrong kind of bars in there"
Charles Bukowski
If it's written it is so.
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
This isn't junk ... it's prophecy
"Quid, Me Anxius Sum?"
http://www.cdbaby.com/Artist/Year5000
by Y5k on Oct 27, 2009 4:48 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I can feel it in my zucchini.
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
For fortune-telling I hear it’s more accurate than a crystal ball.
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
I saw someone say the game was at 4:00PM
my TV is schedule is saying 7:00PM KGW (channel 8, 708), and Comcast has messed up a few of my recordings the last few weeks.
I will have to act out at a very immature level if I they screw this one up.
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
game is at 7pm
When da game is on da line, give Snoopy da ball!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh good, I didn’t have room to block out a 7-8 hour window for recording.
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
calm the zach down!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It’s opening night day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! everything will be good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I AM CALM, CAN’T YOU ZACHING TELL THE DIFFERENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
ZACH YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THAT’S THE ZACHING pre-6am GAME DAY ENERGY WE NEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why is anyone asleep now?!!!!!!!!!!!!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!? Today is the first day of the rest of your championships!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AND THIS IS OUR HOUSE BEDGES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I haven’t had time to read anything, who are the projected starters.
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
or do we know?
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
I didn't read that far either
I’m almost certain it’s Blake, Roy, Martell, Aldridge, TGP
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I LOVE IT…WOOOOOOOOOOOT
WE SHALL RISE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’m pretty sure on the 3, don’t know what to think about Web and Blake. But Martell seems like the obvious choice, and from Nate’s earlier quotes, I guess Blake would also be in there, but who knows.
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
Yeah, I don’t think Nate is ready to put Dre in the starting 5 yet, nor do I think that Batum going out would change that viewpoint. I am still on the side that hopes this changes, but it hardly matters to me.
And I think Martell is the choice over Travis. The bench needs Travis’ guaranteed scoring while Martell is still a renewed work in progress and seems like a better fit to what Nic’s role usually is.
PS GO BLAZERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
uh oh i may lamarvelitis all day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GOO BLAZERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and great JD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pluses for great story, poll, and hidden message!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks, I here the flu bug will be devastating this year.
Smashing Pumpkins Influenza WeBe#1 virus is a killer.
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
I’m just sick about Batum.
Not because it hurts us so much, I just wanted to see this guy play.
Out of all the starters, he probably hurts us the least by going down. Maybe Travis will step up big.
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
I know, I'm so bummed.
But Martell > Travis in my book.
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by CaptainSexyJacob on Oct 27, 2009 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions
For some reason
I am not excited at all about today. I’m glad I can watch a game, but I mostly don’t care. I guess I might be spoiled by the playoffs.
Man up and be a girl, get excited - throw those pom poms in the air!
This season is going to be better than last year.
I don’t buy all that talk in the off-season about now it’s expected so it won’t be as fun.
Sounds good in theory, but I haven’t felt that way in the least. And the talk about the innocence is now lost – I don’t buy that either. As far as NBA titles go, we’re all virgins here. This ain’t my dad’s blazer team from 1977, This is mine.
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
Over-chilled out Hawaiians
Cool like Obama in a floral shirt.
"Quid, Me Anxius Sum?"
http://www.cdbaby.com/Artist/Year5000
I think it's because I have to wait for a repair man at noon
Then probably sleep through the game and watch it on DRV.
Good morning Bedgers, Welcome to the 2009 Championship Season!!!!!!!!!!!!
Early morning meetings are fun
it's a good thing i don't have to use telepresence this early
are you on calls with APJ or EU? or just early company calls?
I have to deal with the euros and japanese
I love webinars....
Mostly I get euros (Scots and Dutch lately), today it is just damn East coasters who like to meet in the early morning to put the West coasters at a disadvantage.
east coasters have no respect for west coaster's time
i mean, do i ever setup a meeting at 5:30 pm pdt? But they love to setup 9 am est meetings.
Lol
No kidding, the dreaded “9am est conference” is the bane of my existence
I hate Comcast.
Card carrying member of Team Bayless
I believe in Greg Oden
by blazeraddict on Oct 27, 2009 8:18 AM PDT up reply actions
I like to threaten 4 pm Friday meetings whenever an east coaster does that.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
they don't care though...
they will pull the “i’m an east coaster so i have the right to be pushy rude”
Man, they are annoying
Their rudeness is such a front. Put ’em in their place BRP!
I get the paper, so I don't care!
wat up buttercup
no more time zone humor, after having magnum’s draft at 2 am on a sunday. I was a zaching zombie next Monday at work.
autodraft!!!
Magnum’s league is the NBDL of fantasy basketball…
Morty got Garnett and Granger with autodraft…can’t be that bad
No doubt!
I believe they figure we should just get up on their schedule….but keep working after they leave.
No one from the east coast should be allowed to set the schedule for a multi-time zone conference call/webinar. EVER!
"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green
by antediluvian on Oct 27, 2009 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions
trying not to freak out ... I'm freaking out ... got to get to sleep ... game on in 12 hours ... ffff..rr...eee.aaaa...kkk...iii...nnn..gg.......OUT!
"Quid, Me Anxius Sum?"
http://www.cdbaby.com/Artist/Year5000
Aaahh Freak out!
Le Freak, C’est Chic
Freak out!
Aaahh Freak out!
Le Freak, C’est Chic
Freak out!
Aaahh Freak out!
Le Freak, C’est Chic
Freak out!
Aaahh Freak out!
Le Freak, C’est Chic
Freak out!
I get the paper, so I don't care!
by Name's Ash on Oct 27, 2009 9:19 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Disco Stu likes.....
….disco music
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Oct 27, 2009 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions
Greetings fellow Bedgers...
How does your sausage roll?
I would give it all up for a billion dollars
by Tyler Durrden on Oct 27, 2009 7:38 AM PDT via mobile reply actions
WOOHOO!
(running around the room like a 5 year old on Chrstmas)
game day! game day! game day! game day !game day! game day! game day! game day! game day !game day! game day! game day! game day! game day !game day! game day! game day! game day! game day !game day! game day! game day! game day! game day! game day! game day! game day! game day! game day !game day! game day! game day! game day! game day !game day! game day! game day! game day! game day !game day!
WEEEE WEEEEE!!!
where’s my bowl of sugar!!!????
by DrivetheLane on Oct 27, 2009 8:04 AM PDT up reply actions
Nice
It starts 2night!
I set my DVR (DirecTV) to record it, because with a 2 year old running around, I might have to step away from the TV from time to time.. I noticed when I set it to record, it now gives me the option to record an additional 30 mins in case the game runs over! No more “end of recordings” with time left in the game! i get so angry when that happens.
..and yes, I am easily excited.
If you have the space...
Set it to a one hour overrun. It will only matter once, but you’ll be happy when it comes up.
by Timmay! on Oct 27, 2009 8:16 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
you didn't spell minute either.
haha.
minute = minues?
by DrivetheLane on Oct 27, 2009 8:06 AM PDT up reply actions
wow im off this morning
just take out that original E and you get minus
by Starvin' Marvin on Oct 27, 2009 8:07 AM PDT up reply actions
must be all the excitement from the impending game.
no jersey contest so I’m thinking Blazers win 95-87.
by DrivetheLane on Oct 27, 2009 8:09 AM PDT up reply actions
Is this the official junk now, and not Tom's junk?
Heard on the Interwebs:
Don’t worry, Clips fans. Griffin will be back right around the time Baron gets hurt. Then Bassy can run the team!
But slowly things happen that they cannot help and the Blazers Fellowship of the Ring begins to break apart
i blame 1342...
he did mention he was gonna move it to Junk but it was quite abstract in the middle of a 1900 comment JD
there should be a new sidebar
that is like the handicap parking area…just for handicapped internet user access
Wolves fans bagging on LaMarcus, Bayless, and even Roy. Funny.
http://www.canishoopus.com/2009/10/26/1101176/award-time
But slowly things happen that they cannot help and the Blazers Fellowship of the Ring begins to break apart
hehe
Long story short, I think the Wolves win a title before Portland. From here it looks like they are good enough to get into the 2nd round and I don’t see a lot of upside.
uhhhhh sure
by Starvin' Marvin on Oct 27, 2009 8:21 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah right
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Oct 27, 2009 8:57 AM PDT up reply actions
just wanted you to know that I was surfing the JD while eating cereal. Rather than put down my spoon, I decided you are one of the few posters that I trust to have clicked the “open in new tab” box.
I love hoopus.
I really hope the games start streaming on Blazers.com soon.
If I had to term the present situation, it would have to be a series of unfortunate events.
Since I may not be here for opening night...
Go Blazers, whomp the rockets tonight
by Timmay! on Oct 27, 2009 8:18 AM PDT via mobile reply actions
Gonna be tough to focus on work....
what with the first step towards the 2009-2010 championship beginning tonight.
"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green
I need to go print out my tickets
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
The Futures are coming
Reminds me of some of the walkers in Star Wars—Also, rocking the red and black.
We’re gonna need that attitude when they begin their rebellion! No rights for robots!
by EvilKaramazov on Oct 27, 2009 9:09 AM PDT up reply actions
please forgive me, i haven't read blazersedge every hour on the hour this summer
so i don’t know if i missed it. dave was teasing a big suprise on the site. anything? nothing? i know dave can be a huge tease. now the images in my mind make me want to go throw up….
look who the cat brought in....
how are you ????
the big surprise was that he created a cult that is led by moderators like Prez
good good. how about you?
got reliable internets now. i thought the suprise was in addition to the moderators.
i'm good...back up from the H1N1
maybe the Essay Contest? Which Tom should have won….
Are you rolling to the game tonight?
Can we cut out the sex talk?
I’m not a prude, but I don’t want to read about BE readers having sex with each other (joking or not), and I’m not sure how you could possibly consider the comments from some recent junk drawers family friendly. I’m assuming Dave doesn’t read the JD, or surely some comments would be gone and some people banned.
The previous JD keeps shrinking
I am assuming that a lot of it is being removed.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
some have been ban for it...
i blame Prez and Sophia. Prez is our moderator and Sophia ignites the fire.
and S4E uses my laptop egregiously pretending to be me so i’m claiming innocence.
JD should be rated in the NC-17 section of BEdge.
i heard you are a bad bowler:(
well, considering you were the only Lady of BEdge to show up...
so i guess that is true….
but beating those 3 is like beating Roy Munson with no arms
by broyposse on Oct 27, 2009 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
it goes like this
Me>>Phil>Prez>>>323>>>>>tin+xman>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Dougall.
by Starvin' Marvin on Oct 27, 2009 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions
i didn’t say it wasn’t. i just smh’ed about it. anyway this is a basketball blog. and the real judge of talent should be a game of basketball. and we all know how that would turn out
lessssss go
lol tryin to change the subject
you prob would beat me in bball but what i heard from brp you’re pretty terrible in that too.
by Starvin' Marvin on Oct 27, 2009 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions
dougall is an actual baller.
I really hope the games start streaming on Blazers.com soon.
If I had to term the present situation, it would have to be a series of unfortunate events.
red hair = no duh.
I really hope the games start streaming on Blazers.com soon.
If I had to term the present situation, it would have to be a series of unfortunate events.
no, Brian Scalabrine is our leader.
I really hope the games start streaming on Blazers.com soon.
If I had to term the present situation, it would have to be a series of unfortunate events.
by Cablinasian on Oct 27, 2009 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions
I want your screen name. :(
It’s the best one at the Bedge.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
I'm better than Prez!!!!
and I beat Phil a at least once, too.
(I didn’t actually play directly against Prez, but if you beat him by 100!!!!!)
Sheesh!
i'd second that.
for the same reasons you list.
by DrivetheLane on Oct 27, 2009 9:22 AM PDT up reply actions
i'm gonna go ahead
and assume this was a response to someone else’s comment.
by DrivetheLane on Oct 27, 2009 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions
i know!
i’m excited. in case you couldn’t infer that from my first post of this JD.
by DrivetheLane on Oct 27, 2009 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions
i'm sitting in 119 for this game.
i’d be up for meeting at half time.
by DrivetheLane on Oct 27, 2009 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions
hes a 300 section guy
he only got lucky with the 119 tickets
by Starvin' Marvin on Oct 27, 2009 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions
haha.
of course. you should you’d want to meet up with me?
by DrivetheLane on Oct 27, 2009 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions
lets do this
halftime in front of schonz place
i’ll be wearing a white Broy jersey over my red hoodie
with a BRP diamond necklace that spins
i'll be there.
white Roy jersey over a black t-shirt. glasses and probably whatever hat they hand out at the door.
by DrivetheLane on Oct 27, 2009 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions
won't do any good.
i don’t have a cell.
i’m old school. i’ll leave at beginning of halftime. i don’t think it’ll be hard to spot each other. in front of schonley’s place right?
by DrivetheLane on Oct 27, 2009 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions
why are you always yelling?
grow up, teenager.
by DrivetheLane on Oct 27, 2009 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions
i'm manning up.
per your repeated suggestion.
by DrivetheLane on Oct 27, 2009 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions
what would i ever do without you?
except not get yelled at.
by DrivetheLane on Oct 27, 2009 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions
my brother will probably have his.
so if you wanna e-mail the number go ahead. i’ll use it if i can’t find you guys.
by DrivetheLane on Oct 27, 2009 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions
nah, i'm in the rafters with the commoners
and the guy that will start the wave about half past 2nd quarter
(interpreting your ‘second that’ for ‘i hear you’re a bad bowler and not to the comment you replied to—the misinterpretation was ninja sneaky)
by EvilKaramazov on Oct 27, 2009 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions
oh wait.
does my “second that” show up under brp’s comment in your browser? cause my reply shows up at the top in my browser, right under 323’s orginal post. i see 3 replys all at 9:22 so maybe they showed up different places for some reason.
by DrivetheLane on Oct 27, 2009 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions
only if you use my blood (i think violence upon each other might still be kosher for this jd)
by EvilKaramazov on Oct 27, 2009 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions
I’m gonna assume you’re eavesdropping here, it’s the only logical answer i can conjure right now.
by EvilKaramazov on Oct 27, 2009 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions
We had a Newfoundland down the street from us
Those things are HUGE! The top of it’s head was well over 3 feet high.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
that is my dream dog
when I’m a wealthy lawyer i am so getting a newfoundland
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
it was a really dog calm too. It was great with kids. I don’t know if they were all that way, but this one was awesome.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
yep they are good with kids
like giant labs is what I understand
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
my dad's girlfriend has a half newfie n half labrador.....she's beautifullllllll!!
by portlandgiirl91 on Oct 27, 2009 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions
sounds like it
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
not really. i'd say she's average size..what size an average dog actually is idk but yeah she's fun to cuddle with!!!!! rawrr
by portlandgiirl91 on Oct 27, 2009 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions
They look happy. I wanna dog.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
I want one that wants to hike with me.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
get a beagle instead
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Oct 27, 2009 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions
tibetan terrier ftw
Is it tomorrow yet?
by The Arkitect on Oct 27, 2009 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions
inside of what?
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Oct 27, 2009 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions
We have a walk in shower
He poops and pees on washable pads made for bed wetters. Disposable this week because our washer is broken.
Still?
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
yes
He goes outside too. I live on the 17th floor and walk him every day, just not every time he’s got to take a leak.
I meant no washing machine.
I thought a repairman was coming. To fix your machine, I mean.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
Sucks.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
I got da DVR
I think I’ll get up at 6 and watch it. I don’t think my wife would let me go back to sleep if get up at 4 to watch it.
HAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
mewwwwow!
by portlandgiirl91 on Oct 27, 2009 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Good question.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
what's not so funny?
today is a GREAT day!
by portlandgiirl91 on Oct 27, 2009 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Those dogs look to be staring at something really interesting
"We didn't start the fire. It was always burning. Since the world's been turning." - E. E. Cummings
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Oct 27, 2009 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions
I think you decided to put some peanut butter on
"We didn't start the fire. It was always burning. Since the world's been turning." - E. E. Cummings
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Oct 27, 2009 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions
I should do that with my chihuahua
I would give it all up for a billion dollars
by Tyler Durrden on Oct 27, 2009 9:44 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
"We didn't start the fire. It was always burning. Since the world's been turning." - E. E. Cummings
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Oct 27, 2009 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
harro
"We didn't start the fire. It was always burning. Since the world's been turning." - E. E. Cummings
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Oct 27, 2009 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions
Ohh I wanna do that..
that would be awesome.. where can i find that!
my puppy is about 100 lbs and about 35 inches tall.. this is his first halloween
by GreatOden'sRaven on Oct 27, 2009 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions
That looks homemade
I think….wait…you mean the headless horseman
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Oct 27, 2009 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Fix'd
I think there’s a game that counts today.
by Starvin' Marvin on Oct 27, 2009 9:25 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, Dallas plays Washington. I'm so giddy.
But slowly things happen that they cannot help and the Blazers Fellowship of the Ring begins to break apart
Ltrain
i listened to those Pink Martini videos…GREAT STUFF!!!
i have to go listen to them live…i imagine it as a pretty nice big sound
Am I getting banned? I really don't want to and I'm really sorry...
I would give it all up for a billion dollars
by Tyler Durrden on Oct 27, 2009 9:42 AM PDT via mobile reply actions
Seriously?
I would give it all up for a billion dollars
by Tyler Durrden on Oct 27, 2009 9:45 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
he'd be one of the last guys you should listen to
in regards to this question.
by DrivetheLane on Oct 27, 2009 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions
hey i got banned before!!!
I know whats up.
by Starvin' Marvin on Oct 27, 2009 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions
I worked for a place that had this framed; we placed it above my boss’s desk (even after we moved around). it was the best (he was a great guy).
by EvilKaramazov on Oct 27, 2009 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions
You just THINK
that’s a female hand…..
"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green
by antediluvian on Oct 27, 2009 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions
yeah its awfully veiny
… no one else construe this as sexual today..
the HAND IS VEINY.. i think its a dude
by GreatOden'sRaven on Oct 27, 2009 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions
"We didn't start the fire. It was always burning. Since the world's been turning." - E. E. Cummings
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Oct 27, 2009 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
They misspelled serve. Good typo though.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
doh
I just noticed that…oh well
"We didn't start the fire. It was always burning. Since the world's been turning." - E. E. Cummings
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Oct 27, 2009 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions
I mean
who else around here could say they got banned by the spam filter?
by Starvin' Marvin on Oct 27, 2009 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions
Overawesomeness
I would give it all up for a billion dollars
by Tyler Durrden on Oct 27, 2009 10:02 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Nah, you don't have to worry about that.
I mean, come on. They haven’t banned me yet!
Yes! Yes! In the face!
Really?
I would give it all up for a billion dollars
by Tyler Durrden on Oct 27, 2009 9:45 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Thanks, I will
Ring ring, (Broyposse) “hello?”
me, “this is Tylerdurrden”
you, “Hello Tylerdurrden, I’ve been expecting you”
me, “I was just calling you to see if you knew what was wrong with me.”
you, “Well first of all, mostly everything, but then again mostly your face.”
me,“I know…it’s horrible.”
:(…..
I would give it all up for a billion dollars
by Tyler Durrden on Oct 27, 2009 10:01 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Me: runs out of the chatroom
I would give it all up for a billion dollars
by Tyler Durrden on Oct 27, 2009 10:04 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
it's more like this, since i don't use the term, your face
Ring ring, (Broyposse’s posse) "hello? welcome to 900-BRP-Love"
me, "this is Tylerdurrden"
you, "Hello Tylerdurrden, please hold for 90 minutes"
me, "I was just calling you to see if you knew what was wrong with me."
you, "Well first of all, mostly everything, but then again BEdgers with more pressing issues like Roybot, DS, Ltrain, Claire are ahead of you."
me,"I know…it’s horrible."
Oh man, that would totally happen!
You," I know!!!!"
I would give it all up for a billion dollars
by Tyler Durrden on Oct 27, 2009 10:12 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
The cold, stillness of the Bedge air is shocked
Into chaos, the spectacle of a thousand doves spurred alit in unison, upon the echoed report of the worlds largest single tear slamming into the solidity of the inevitable…
I would give it all up for a billion dollars
by Tyler Durrden on Oct 27, 2009 10:33 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
THERE IS A GAME TONIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CAN I GET A WOOOOOOT WOOOOOT?!?!?!?!?!
I really hope the games start streaming on Blazers.com soon.
If I had to term the present situation, it would have to be a series of unfortunate events.
Hmmm, not sure how that turned out. Trying to BRP is apparently more difficult than it looks.
I really hope the games start streaming on Blazers.com soon.
If I had to term the present situation, it would have to be a series of unfortunate events.
i'm not a "woot woot" guy.
but you can assume i’d give some sort of affirmative alternative.
by DrivetheLane on Oct 27, 2009 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions
ok. in that case.....
WOOOOT WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!!!!!
by DrivetheLane on Oct 27, 2009 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions
wooooooooooot wooooooooooooot
for today’s gamethread, i expect us to break the longest woot woot train
mine too
along with the leprechaun in alabama
by Starvin' Marvin on Oct 27, 2009 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions
i love when they drive off. into the other lane. then thru the stop sign. lol
lessssss go
by dougall5505 on Oct 27, 2009 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions
I like the "That's only in the mownin'. You sposed ta be up cookin' breakfast fo' somebody so that's like an alarm clock.
woooo woooo!"
lol. it makes perfect sense. cuz people only drive their cars in the morning
lessssss go
by dougall5505 on Oct 27, 2009 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions
via simmons' twitter
Cousin Sal & I made two 2009-10 NBA season bets: D. Howard to win MVP (10 to 1) + Durant outscoring B. Roy by 2.5 PPG (-130)
well I think Durant will outscore broy
its not hard to determine
by Starvin' Marvin on Oct 27, 2009 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions
I made a bet with Simmons that OKC won't place in the standings ahead of Portland. Unless Roy and yet another player go out for 3-5 months, I feel good about that.
But slowly things happen that they cannot help and the Blazers Fellowship of the Ring begins to break apart
So far it's a fairly one-sided bet. I pay $100 to charity if the OKC TTSNBN finishes ahead of Portland.
I have yet to hear back from him what he does, though he said he would make his Twitter background a picture of Oden dunking if the Blazers win more than 54.
But slowly things happen that they cannot help and the Blazers Fellowship of the Ring begins to break apart
you gotta at least get him to at least put something in a column.
especially if Oden does well.
by DrivetheLane on Oct 27, 2009 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions
god what a douche! he just wants to rile up blazer fans! Who cares if Durant outscores Roy. I'm sure he will.
That doesn’t mean he will be as efficient, or play better defense, or get as many assists, or make as many clutch plays, etc. We need to start ignoring this guy.
by dario argento on Oct 27, 2009 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Me
I might come up to schonz’s. I’ll bring my awesome aunt if I do.
by Starvin' Marvin on Oct 27, 2009 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions
i'll be there.
probably with my brother.
by DrivetheLane on Oct 27, 2009 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions
So I have glasses that I don’t wear… I put them on to study and realize how amazingly clear the world is…. maybe I should wear them like I’m supposed to…
I really hope the games start streaming on Blazers.com soon.
If I had to term the present situation, it would have to be a series of unfortunate events.
perception is overrated—the truth is that you’re not supposed to see the world clearly.
by EvilKaramazov on Oct 27, 2009 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions
Nah....
It would just eliminate the sense fo wonder that comes with putting them on infrequently.
"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green
by antediluvian on Oct 27, 2009 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions
get contacts. they are ammmmmazing!
lessssss go
by dougall5505 on Oct 27, 2009 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions
a whole new world. i sing the aladdin song every morning when i put them in
lessssss go
by dougall5505 on Oct 27, 2009 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions
really?
i hated contacts when I tried them. they seemed so much more inconvenient.
by DrivetheLane on Oct 27, 2009 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions
they are awesome. your supposed to switch them out every month. but mine work for about three before they crumble apart. i am cheap
lessssss go
by dougall5505 on Oct 27, 2009 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions
i hated having to put them in every day.
clean them. not be able to take naps with them in. take them out every night. ugh…
by DrivetheLane on Oct 27, 2009 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions
ya can be a hassle. but better than glasses imo
lessssss go
by dougall5505 on Oct 27, 2009 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions
i'm too lazy for them.
that’s pretty much what it boils down to. haha.
by DrivetheLane on Oct 27, 2009 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions
no no no
LASIK..
its like contacts that dont suck.. its fast, easy and you can see for life..
you WAKE UP to the Aladdin song, you dont have to wait to put them in
by GreatOden'sRaven on Oct 27, 2009 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions
seriously..
best money I ever spent in my life
by GreatOden'sRaven on Oct 27, 2009 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions
besides, you’ve got two eyes… that’s like a built in spare
Is it tomorrow yet?
by The Arkitect on Oct 27, 2009 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions
worked great for me
i have recommended friends too.. all of them have loved it
by GreatOden'sRaven on Oct 27, 2009 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions
no joke
she can’t see out of her right eye, and it always rolls inside toward her nose, so then she wears sunglasses
this is tasteless
but is she dressing up like a pirate for halloween?
Is it tomorrow yet?
by The Arkitect on Oct 27, 2009 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions
cool costume. call me if you need a theseus.
by EvilKaramazov on Oct 27, 2009 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions
wow. that sucks.
i’ve thought about that, but don’t care enough to pay for it. never heard of it going that wrong though.
by DrivetheLane on Oct 27, 2009 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Just make sure you go to a doctor that has performed a lot of the surgeries.
It’s like 95% successful.
Geez...only 95%??
I want 99.9% so I only get one in a thousand chance of becoming a pirate
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Oct 27, 2009 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions
ok ....99.99%
that is better right?
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Oct 27, 2009 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions
did she do it back when they used knives?
if they screw up now they can fix it…
did she pay like 100 dollars?
by GreatOden'sRaven on Oct 27, 2009 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions
lasik used to use knife blades
my mom used that.. but when it was my turn it was all laser
by GreatOden'sRaven on Oct 27, 2009 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions
made of flint ...I hear
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Oct 27, 2009 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions
I've been thinking about get it done down in TJ Mexico
"We didn't start the fire. It was always burning. Since the world's been turning." - E. E. Cummings
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Oct 27, 2009 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions
haha why? its actually covered under most vision plans
by GreatOden'sRaven on Oct 27, 2009 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah
What’s all the sex stuff folks are talking about? Why do people keep stealing my shtick?
by tominhawaii on Oct 27, 2009 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions
imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
by DrivetheLane on Oct 27, 2009 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions
You said "shtick"
that is jewish for “stick” and we know what that means
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Oct 27, 2009 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions
It's Jewish for schtik
I made sure I spelled it correctly after I messed up “herd” about 4 times yesterday.
by tominhawaii on Oct 27, 2009 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions
Tomorrow is a new yesterday
From the future…
I would give it all up for a billion dollars
by Tyler Durrden on Oct 27, 2009 10:43 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Miller's language use
I look forward to the day I read a quote from him where he refers to the Blazers as “us”, or “we”..instead of quotes like “I know Portland wants to accomplish a lot of things, and I want to add to that.” (from today’s O-live game preview).
it’ll happen.
I really hope the games start streaming on Blazers.com soon.
If I had to term the present situation, it would have to be a series of unfortunate events.
by Cablinasian on Oct 27, 2009 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions
Morty has five players on bye this week.
I really hope the games start streaming on Blazers.com soon.
If I had to term the present situation, it would have to be a series of unfortunate events.
I think he’s talkin football
Is it tomorrow yet?
by The Arkitect on Oct 27, 2009 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions
chad ford chat
Are you on board with the expected growth of this year’s Trail Blazers? How do you see their PG situation shaking down? I feel Batum and Oden are ready to make the team a defensive threat and hence dangerous when games slow down come playoff time.
Chad Ford:
I think the Blazers are only going to get better. Brandon Roy and LaMarcus Aldridge are still young and improving. Greg Oden has taken huge strides this fall and is my early pick for Most Improved player. Rudy Fernandez is getting acclimated. And I think they have the most underrated coach in the league. I know Andre Miller has struggled to adjust … but I think we all saw that coming. I think he could be an important trade chip for them in February as they try to package together a few pieces for another star. So yes, I’m very bullish on the Blazers. I think only the Lakers and Spurs are better in the West.
I like Chad too.
He said nice things about the Blazers.
If he says something derogatory about the Blazers though, I won’t like him anymore.
Yes! Yes! In the face!
Well, that was while we still had Batum
But slowly things happen that they cannot help and the Blazers Fellowship of the Ring begins to break apart
people gotsta get over batum. 8ppg is not the end of the world
i realllllllllllllllly hate your sig :(
n o offense
-BlazerFan1
He would have been good for 4-5 wins
But slowly things happen that they cannot help and the Blazers Fellowship of the Ring begins to break apart
i'm assuming you're kidding.
did he win us a single game last year? hard to win games when you’re benched in the fourth quarter.
i realllllllllllllllly hate your sig :(
n o offense
-BlazerFan1
4
But slowly things happen that they cannot help and the Blazers Fellowship of the Ring begins to break apart
he shut down Chris Paul in the NO game. That was a win for sure.
by dario argento on Oct 27, 2009 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions
That trade stuff is jacked
What is with peoples fascination with trades?
by tominhawaii on Oct 27, 2009 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions
Fan talk about trades is goofy. There is no way fans know even 30% of what goes on behind GM’s closed doors.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
true, but they know
Sharpen pencil
write on whiteboard
kick feet up on desk
make calls
etc
I get the paper, so I don't care!
people are never content with what they have.
they see what they’ve got, and they want more. we could have 11 hall of famers, but someone would want 12. then we’d have 12, and they’d want a better hall of famer.
by DrivetheLane on Oct 27, 2009 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions
people are never content with what they have.
they see what they’ve got, and they want more.
Welcome to America.
it's true all over the world.
it’s part of human nature, I think. but it is more prevalent in the US, you’re right.
by DrivetheLane on Oct 27, 2009 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions
it's called
rosterbation
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
by cloudydays on Oct 27, 2009 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I listened to the NBA ESPN podcast
And near the end he said, “Lets talk about who’s most likely to get traded because fans always want to hear about that.”
It seriously sucks that in two months, that will be all that 34% of BE posters talk about and a lot of writers will just start making up rumors. I’ve already seen Miller on a bunch of lists. Maybe after the season, but not at the mid-point.
by tominhawaii on Oct 27, 2009 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions
The NBA is the sport where this is most interesting
But slowly things happen that they cannot help and the Blazers Fellowship of the Ring begins to break apart
Yeah, I agree
But it does not happen nearly as much as fans pine over it. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a trade rumor come true.
by tominhawaii on Oct 27, 2009 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions
Lots, just not the dumb "let's trade our scrubs for CP3"
E.g. people knew the Mavs would trade for Kidd, the question was just the configuration.
But slowly things happen that they cannot help and the Blazers Fellowship of the Ring begins to break apart
Did you listen to Ben's podcast?
I swear to god that his “most likely to be traded” reasons were the exact ones that were given last year.
No one saw the Lakers/Pau trade. People know who’s being shopped and that’s about it. The rest is just a bunch of $%^&.
by tominhawaii on Oct 27, 2009 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, we knew the Blazers were in discussion for Miller, just not if and when it would happen
But slowly things happen that they cannot help and the Blazers Fellowship of the Ring begins to break apart
Hahaha the shirts being sold for Halloweens game are so sick
by Starvin' Marvin on Oct 27, 2009 10:39 AM PDT reply actions
I always worry that the shirts are going to jinx the game
except for “huck the fuskies” that one is timeless
Is it tomorrow yet?
by The Arkitect on Oct 27, 2009 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions
can a non-student/alum of oregon schools weigh on the following:
Oregon’s fanaticism seems greater than Oregon State’s. In other words, for every go beavers cheer that creeps into my life, I have already heard 5 similar go duck chants.
by EvilKaramazov on Oct 27, 2009 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions
typical Washintonian response
you might as well be Canadian up there eh
Is it tomorrow yet?
by The Arkitect on Oct 27, 2009 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions
then you get a serious response...
Uo class of 2k3
Is it tomorrow yet?
by The Arkitect on Oct 27, 2009 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions
oh dang
I thought you were the one that posted what Evil K said
can a non-student/alum of oregon schools weigh on the following:
by Starvin' Marvin on Oct 27, 2009 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions
Don’t I know it… not as old as BRP though
Is it tomorrow yet?
by The Arkitect on Oct 27, 2009 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions
had your first child at 14
Is it tomorrow yet?
by The Arkitect on Oct 27, 2009 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions
I look like S.O after a 3 week bender
Is it tomorrow yet?
by The Arkitect on Oct 27, 2009 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions
actually, I was signing up for a gym membership this last weekend and the dude asked if I was 23 or 24
Is it tomorrow yet?
by The Arkitect on Oct 27, 2009 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions
there were a lot of baby faces at bedge-ball
Is it tomorrow yet?
by The Arkitect on Oct 27, 2009 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions
no… you have a ginger face… sorry if this aspersions you
Is it tomorrow yet?
by The Arkitect on Oct 27, 2009 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions
o i see. whatever
ginger is beautiful
lessssss go
by dougall5505 on Oct 27, 2009 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions
that must make for a heck of a drive to the games.
i hope you got a car with good gas mileage.
by DrivetheLane on Oct 27, 2009 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions
see everybody...
Roybot hates the environment.
by DrivetheLane on Oct 27, 2009 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions
no, no. She meant Before Christ. Time travel is done easily via phone booth.
by EvilKaramazov on Oct 27, 2009 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions
unless the number has been disconnected.
by DrivetheLane on Oct 27, 2009 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions
remind me, later, to go back and connect that number.
by EvilKaramazov on Oct 27, 2009 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions
and don't forget some gum and wire
just in case the antenna breaks. modern technology isn’t all it’s cracked up to be.
by DrivetheLane on Oct 27, 2009 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions
worst case scenario
you can have death take you to Station
by GreatOden'sRaven on Oct 27, 2009 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions
station… that’s a great cat name, in context.
by EvilKaramazov on Oct 27, 2009 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions
You make it sounds like a bad thing...
It’s a GOOD thing…so put on a tuque and go outside, eh?
"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green
by antediluvian on Oct 27, 2009 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions
Just an observation… i guess. I’m indifferent towards Pac 10 activities for the most part.
by EvilKaramazov on Oct 27, 2009 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions
I think OSU doesn’t have the generation of fans that are more likely to be talking smack and cheering. there are a lot of Harrington-era Ducks who are of a more vocal generation… the OSU fanbase is a little older.
I really hope the games start streaming on Blazers.com soon.
If I had to term the present situation, it would have to be a series of unfortunate events.
by Cablinasian on Oct 27, 2009 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions
hey, that’s me you’re talking about their
Is it tomorrow yet?
by The Arkitect on Oct 27, 2009 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions
sorry... fixed
hey, that’s me you’re talking about their they’re
Is it tomorrow yet?
by The Arkitect on Oct 27, 2009 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
my grandpa
went to OSU for about a term back in the late 30s (i think) and he’s still a fan. he hates UO. mostly, he just hates Belotti.
by DrivetheLane on Oct 27, 2009 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions
OSC you mean?
"Either way we have two phenomenal units. I'm excited to play with either one." - Martell Webster
they should go back to the original name
Corvallis College and Agricultural College of Oregon
Is it tomorrow yet?
by The Arkitect on Oct 27, 2009 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions
Yes - there was only one university
"Either way we have two phenomenal units. I'm excited to play with either one." - Martell Webster
CCAACOO?
"Either way we have two phenomenal units. I'm excited to play with either one." - Martell Webster
Here's to you Mrs Robinson
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Oct 27, 2009 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah sure.
i don’t know what it was called back then.
by DrivetheLane on Oct 27, 2009 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions
Bellotti IS pretty hate worthy...
Especially if you’re a OSU fan/alum.
God knows he ruined Magnum P.I. and 80s porn for me with that evil ’stache. Jerk.
I still miss that Stache...
It seemed to be the source of his power while I was in school… I wept a little when he shaved it off to show solidarity with his friend who was going through Chemo
Is it tomorrow yet?
by The Arkitect on Oct 27, 2009 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions
Jonathan Smith > Harrington
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
#35, #34, #26 > any RB Oregon had during the same time span
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
#80 #18 > any WR Oregon has had since 2000
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
No arguments there.
D. Williams was about the best WR UO has come up with in a while.
But UO’s TE’s are better. :)
Yes! Yes! In the face!
can't really argue with that
Newton was pretty good for like a 2 year span but Dickson is just a beast.
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Justin Peelle, George Wrighster and Dante Rosario too.
They’re all holding down NFL jobs at the moment.
I really thought Tim Day was gonna be the best of them, but that didn’t work out for whatever reason.
Yes! Yes! In the face!
Mark Sanchez > Joey Harrington, Jonathan Smith, Kellen Clemmens, Akli Smith, Derek Anderson
"We didn't start the fire. It was always burning. Since the world's been turning." - E. E. Cummings
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Oct 27, 2009 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions
Lets not and hope you realise you are horrible at evaluating pro talent
"We didn't start the fire. It was always burning. Since the world's been turning." - E. E. Cummings
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Oct 27, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Terry Baker is considered one of the all-time biggest flops in Pro-football
Is it tomorrow yet?
by The Arkitect on Oct 27, 2009 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions
It's weird that he didn't come out of Eugene.
College career was amazing. Dude played in the NCAA’s AND won the Heisman in the same year. I don’t think the state has seen another athlete like him ever.
only Heisman winner to ever play in the final 4
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Akili yes, but Harrington had a couple halfway productive years… he was somewhat a victim of circumstances in Detroit
Is it tomorrow yet?
by The Arkitect on Oct 27, 2009 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions
I will credit Detroit with having a hand in Joey’s demise but he’s had chances and clearly doesn’t have the stuff, sooooo…. bust.
Consequently, I think the Lions have given Stafford the kiss of death as well. I swear, I would whine like Eli Manning on draft day if I was the Lion’s top pick. It pretty much guarantees you won’t meet expectations and you’ll have a miserable couple of years.
Oh, Joey’s a bust for sure… just not a historic bust like Akili or Terry Baker
Is it tomorrow yet?
by The Arkitect on Oct 27, 2009 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions
The nice thing about Baker is that while he was flaming out of the NFL, he was getting his law degree at UCLA.
Nice consolation prize I guess.
Joey play Jazz piano…
Is it tomorrow yet?
by The Arkitect on Oct 27, 2009 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Amazing how Heisman talent never helps players transition to the NFL.
It’s almost like a law of nature.
At least he had fun in college:
He won an incredible 14 national player-of-the year awards, and is still the only athlete to ever win the Heisman, the prestigious Maxwell Award as the best player in college football, and Sports Illustrated’s Sportsman of the Year. As a basketball point guard, Baker even led the Beavers to the 1963 Final Four.
seems to be confined mostly to the QB position… RB’s, WR’s, O-Line and all the rest seem to work out ok most of the time
Is it tomorrow yet?
by The Arkitect on Oct 27, 2009 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions
There have been a few Heisman candidates… Orlando Pace comes to mind
Is it tomorrow yet?
by The Arkitect on Oct 27, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions
the U of O has the Portland market
see: Bandwagoners.
when/if OSU makes another 2000-esque run, there will be a ton of fans switching allegiances. It’s just the way P Town is
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
by cloudydays on Oct 27, 2009 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I come from neither a UO or an OSU household
We always rooted for both of them, and often rooted for whoever was having the better season (ie had a chance to go to a good bowl) to win the Civil War.
Yes. This is true.
I’m many generations deep here in Portland and a big OSU family to boot (there are a few lightning yellow, green, carbon fiber and black sheep with reflective decals though) and I’ve always hated the bandwagon duck.
USC 34 Oregon 17
I can never forgive Dougall for posting Party in the USA lyrics
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
USC 1000 Oregon -1
"We didn't start the fire. It was always burning. Since the world's been turning." - E. E. Cummings
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Oct 27, 2009 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions
smh
it’ll only be shown on delay on FSN…
breaks a run of like 25 straight televised games or something.
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
65% sure LeafHawk is just talking smack
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
well… winning helps, so i recommend that
Is it tomorrow yet?
by The Arkitect on Oct 27, 2009 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions
it’s his semi annual trip… has Lee ever been to Corvallis?
Is it tomorrow yet?
by The Arkitect on Oct 27, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Lee comes when Lee wants
Is it tomorrow yet?
by The Arkitect on Oct 27, 2009 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Typical Beaver fan
You probably don’t even know who OSU plays this week.
by tominhawaii on Oct 27, 2009 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions
I think they have a bye this week
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
I know your joking
They had it the same weekend as Oregon so you should know that.
by tominhawaii on Oct 27, 2009 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions
I wasnt going to correct you just cause you're TiH
but I can’t be biased
by Starvin' Marvin on Oct 27, 2009 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions
and your a (edit)
lessssss go
by dougall5505 on Oct 26, 2009 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
where is marvin when you need him?
I get the paper, so I don’t care!
by Name’s Ash on Oct 26, 2009 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
hi
by Starvin’ Marvin on Oct 26, 2009 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
hey
he said your, instead of you’re
I get the paper, so I don’t care!
by Name’s Ash on Oct 26, 2009 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I saw that
I’ve come to expect that from dougall. ’You’re’ is not even in his vocab.
by Starvin’ Marvin on Oct 26, 2009 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I get the paper, so I don't care!
it wouldnt help at all if I had corrected him
he’d just say
“yeah well your stupid. lol”
by Starvin' Marvin on Oct 27, 2009 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Nah, I don't mind
I’m glad someone pointed out “herd” to me yesterday. I know the difference but typed it like 4 times anyhow.
It’s just really hot and humid here and I must have caught that BE mood that his been going around.
by tominhawaii on Oct 27, 2009 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Bunch of chumps got proven wrong by Batum's injury and they're Bill Simmonsing it
by tominhawaii on Oct 27, 2009 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm also pissed that I'm in a pissy mood opening night
I don’t want to get back to where I’m only reading people I like because it kind of defeats the purpose of hanging out here.
by tominhawaii on Oct 27, 2009 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I got some pot seeds
Maybe I should plant them and put miracle grow on them and smoke some pot by the time the game starts.
by tominhawaii on Oct 27, 2009 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions
you might miss tip off but still
with the right setup and in certain strains you can bring plants to fruition in like six weeks.
dont leave the loving embrace of the JD
my friend..
also I am playing you this week in FBB.. so dont feel bad if I win
by GreatOden'sRaven on Oct 27, 2009 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions
I wish I could tell you that Andy fought the good fight, and the Sisters let him be. I wish I could tell you that – but prison is no fairy-tale world. He never said who did it, but we all knew. Things went on like that for awhile – prison life consists of routine, and then more routine. Every so often, Andy would show up with fresh bruises. The Sisters kept at him – sometimes he was able to fight ‘em off, sometimes not. And that’s how it went for Andy – that was his routine. I do believe those first two years were the worst for him, and I also believe that if things had gone on that way, this place would have got the best of him.
lol
is that the book or the movie?
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Oct 27, 2009 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions
woah
BTS just deleted that tweet. but it still shows up in my feed
tonight’s starters: blake, roy, webster, aldridge, Oden. OUtlaw as backup 3; howard may play. fernandez good to go.
lessssss go
by dougall5505 on Oct 27, 2009 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions
your beatdown in FBB
commences tonight, Ark. You ready?
by DrivetheLane on Oct 27, 2009 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions
judging by your enthusiasm
this could be an easier win for me than I thought.
by DrivetheLane on Oct 27, 2009 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions
sure… good luck with that
Is it tomorrow yet?
by The Arkitect on Oct 27, 2009 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions
I think I am going to hate FBB.
It already has be thinking in the back of my mind about the players I have on my team, when I all I should care about is the Blazers.
just wait till your players actually play the Blazers.
by DrivetheLane on Oct 27, 2009 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions
this kind of thing is easier
in baskeball, especially with players like Ariza, cause even if Ariza has a really good game, that doesn’t mean the Blazers will lose.
in baseball, when you have a pitcher on your team going against your favorite actual team, it makes rooting tough.
by DrivetheLane on Oct 27, 2009 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions
it's never a good thing to hate baseball.
unless you hate america of course.
by DrivetheLane on Oct 27, 2009 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions
another america hater i see.
what is this place coming to….
i suppose you push old ladies down in crosswalks too?
by DrivetheLane on Oct 27, 2009 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions
BRP is right. as usual.
apple pie FTW.
by DrivetheLane on Oct 27, 2009 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions
Back is all better?
Especially now that time has opened up he needs to take advantage
"Either way we have two phenomenal units. I'm excited to play with either one." - Martell Webster
I hope the blazers excorzised the "back demons" when Derek Anderson left
I get the paper, so I don't care!
well, we have Greg “The Dentist” Oden on staff in case the DA tooth demons are still around
Is it tomorrow yet?
by The Arkitect on Oct 27, 2009 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions
Hmm, maybe we shouldn't have let Shav go
We need LetsBlaze to work on Rudy
I get the paper, so I don't care!
ugh
I wake up this morning to find out NorskLOL picked up my sleeper rookie :(
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Greg had the most offensive rebounds of all players in the pre-season (29), and rivaled Dwight Howard's totals (65). Me likey.
But slowly things happen that they cannot help and the Blazers Fellowship of the Ring begins to break apart
I hate you temporarily
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
qas that aan offensive rebound?
"Either way we have two phenomenal units. I'm excited to play with either one." - Martell Webster
I have been wondering recently
if the rebounding prowess of Greg and Joel, along with the Blazers pace is what is keeping LaMarcus from getting 10 rebounds a game, or is it just his “softness”
Thoughts?
actually he is on pace to get more than 10 in 36 minutes
Against Phoenix 13.5 rebounds per 36 minutes
"Either way we have two phenomenal units. I'm excited to play with either one." - Martell Webster
I think it's that and Travis ripping all the rebounds out of his hands
But slowly things happen that they cannot help and the Blazers Fellowship of the Ring begins to break apart
Dante> Blair - faster, higher, quicker, better shooter
"Either way we have two phenomenal units. I'm excited to play with either one." - Martell Webster
Meh
But slowly things happen that they cannot help and the Blazers Fellowship of the Ring begins to break apart
BlazersEdge > NBA Team Doctors
Yes! Yes! In the face!
by LeafHawk on Oct 27, 2009 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Dave's season preview post had some interesting rebounding numbers
Offensive rebounds 1st
Defensive rebounds 27th
What is the explanation behind that?
I get the paper, so I don't care!
we don’t miss shots?
Is it tomorrow yet?
by The Arkitect on Oct 27, 2009 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions
wait, that’s backwards… our defense is horrible
Is it tomorrow yet?
by The Arkitect on Oct 27, 2009 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions
maybe we’ve decided to give up lots of lay-ups and are going to shoot above 60% and crash hard?
by EvilKaramazov on Oct 27, 2009 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions
slow pace of the game
NY is probably top 5 rebounding team on defense with the SSOL offense
by GreatOden'sRaven on Oct 27, 2009 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions
we were something like 6th in % of terms available DRebs
but we play at a slow pace and allowed a lot of made shots, so there just were not many DRebs available.
qua = was
"Either way we have two phenomenal units. I'm excited to play with either one." - Martell Webster
by lee3022 on Oct 27, 2009 11:17 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
bad when you mess up the cleanup
"Either way we have two phenomenal units. I'm excited to play with either one." - Martell Webster
The countdown clock on NBA.com is a bit too smart for itself. It takes your system time to count down to the 7:30 PM ET first tipoff.
But slowly things happen that they cannot help and the Blazers Fellowship of the Ring begins to break apart
Griffin..
out for 6 weeks ehhh…
Notes to Broyposse: "Don't let him pull that move, Don't let him pull that move! That's the move! Ohhhhhhh that's the move!"
Back in time to play us Dec 30
"Either way we have two phenomenal units. I'm excited to play with either one." - Martell Webster
you gonna hit him up for some ball later?
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"