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Greg Oden is the Great Pumpkin - A Psychic Pumpkin Exposé

An exposé by Randall Hubbard: Psychic Pumpkin Detective.

Is The Great Pumpkin a myth, a legend, or reality? Emanations from the underworld bring an end to the speculation here and now.
New forensic psychic evidence has proven that Greg Oden is the Great Pumpkin. A transcribed interview between Madam Scary (renowned medium of pumpkin patch fame) and Nostradamus has been unearthed.

creepy, spine-chilling, bloodcurdling muzak plays in the background

Star-divide

Madam Scary: So you say that this Oden is the Great Pumpkin, and that the Great Pumpkin story is really a coded message, a prophecy of sorts?

 

Nostradamus: Der is nos questions about it, Da Great Pumpkin is Gregs Odenz. Many think I have large zucchini up my buttoochi. Dis offend me greatly, and is most ludicrous. If you know me, you vwill know dat my psychic vibe come from de hooked-neck yellow squash.

 

Madam Scary: Most everyone would say that Charles Schulz invented the mythical character of the Great Pumpkin.

 

Nostradamus: Methinks you is Vwrong on two accounts. First – So’s YOUR FACE.

2nd – Dis is no myth. 3rd – me and Chucky Schulz collaborated psychically on dis. And I might add, he is lousy suck face kisser, and he need a left/right turn signal on dat tongue he got.

 

You must understandz. All da pieces fit da perfectly, and dis pumpkin prophecy vwill most certainly be fulfilled.

Just like nobody is for sure of dis Great Pumpkin, nobody vwill be for sure of dis Oden until it happens. It is no coincidence dat da NBA season starts, and den immediately we have da pumpkin festivities.

 

Madam Scary: Does this mean other characters are portrayed in the Great Pumpkin story.

 

Nostradamus: Oh my goodnesses, boy howdy doodoo, youins is one dumb chicken Madam Scary. Snoopy is BRoy, Woodstock is de soft spoken Lamarcus. It is no happenstancer dat Snoopy wears his Roy Brown flying ace outfit from da Great War. When da game is on da line,  give Snoopy da ball.

 

Madam Scary: Let me guess, Charlie Brown is Travis? No?

 

Nostradamus: Bingo, Bango, Bongo, Everybody love him, but he still da blockhead. Methinks the resemblance is quite remarkable. No?

 

Madam Scary: So your zucchini says this is the year for the Blazers?

 

Nostradamus: Oh man, I hate you fo dat. But yes, da season will start, and Da Great Pumpkin will rise, just as in my prognostication, and everybody vwill know dat dis Great Pumpkin is fo real. Rise wit us, it da bomb.

 

Madam Scary: And you say Galileo has given you credence as well?

 

Nostradamus: fo sho, berdy berdy much so. He measure every pumpkin, and da average pumpkin is exactomendo da size of da basketball. He say "ubber fantastico" when he find dat out.

 

Madam Scary: I still don’t see how this say’s the Blazers win the NBA title.

 

Nostradamus: Oh my goodnesses gracious, yo momma.  Did you even read Da Great Pumpkin? DID YOU EVEN READ DA GREAT PUMPKIN? Da great pumpkin rises and gives toys to all da children dat believe in him. Dus, dis Odenz vwill make us berdy berdy happy.

 

Madam Scary: Do you have any revelations not contained in the Pumpkin Prophecy.

 

Nostradamus: Oh yes. Derv will be an outbreak of de pumpkin flu epidemic dis year. Odenz, Snoopy, Woodstock vwill smash de pumpkins on da head of everybodies. I call it de “Smashing Pumpkins Influenza WeBe#1 virus.”

 

 

Madam Scary: Back to the Great Pumpkin Prophecy, do you have any other thoughts there?

 

Nostradamus: Oh plenty, fo sho. Peppermint Patty is da Bayless. Bobbinz for apples is symbols of Odenz dunking in yo face. PigPen is symbol of de stinky poo refs, and dis help us pinpoint da timing to dis year.  But I tink  I want to talk about da quest for da Holy Grail. Dis also is shrouded mystery dat refer to da Blazers.

 

Madam Scary: Oh Nostra, let’s save that story for later, how 'bout we fry up some of that zucchini.

 

Nostradamus: Boy howdy doodah, dat sound good to me.

 Madam Scary: I'll channel some Blazer music.

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I am Randall Hubbard, Psychic Pumpkin Detective, and I testify to the accuracy of this document.
Hey people – Hold On, The Blazers Are Coming!!!

Poll
Soothsayers Say
This evidence is irrefutable, Da Great Pumpkin will rise.
18 votes
My Zucchini is never wrong
9 votes
Hooked-neck yellow squash
3 votes
Give Snoopy Da Ball
15 votes
Hehonkers
3 votes
Oh Nostra, Oh Nostra
2 votes

50 votes | Poll has closed

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"Hold On, I’m Coming" (link up above at bottom of the post) seemed like a fitting song…

To a season that’s almost here.
To an Oden that we hope arrives.
To an NBA championship team that we can almost taste.
 
If you’re one of those who sometimes click a link and sometimes not, I implore you to click that link. This music video clip is so much more than a good song.
 
This video clip mesmerized me; it’s a real treat. (I might add it is high quality for the year). Sure, you can let it play in the background; its 7 minutes long. But my guess is if you watch it, you will have something you’ll still remember when you’re 97 years old.
 
The contrast between the band (MG & Booker T & others) and the exuberant performers…how the audience lets loose and rocks out…the special effects, it’s all priceless.
 
Wow – I must be in a mood.

Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."

by Blazer1342 on Oct 26, 2009 11:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Excellent

http://epistemysics.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/crystal_ball.jpg

But slowly things happen that they cannot help and the Blazers Fellowship of the Ring begins to break apart

by Norsktroll on Oct 27, 2009 3:11 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

rec!

that was pretty entertaining…. and it must be true because I read it on the internet… Now jscot just needs to approve and it could be considered fact. ;)

"The difference between a democracy and a dictatorship is that in a democracy you vote first and take orders later; in a dictatorship you don't have to waste your time voting"

"I don't like jail, they got the wrong kind of bars in there"
Charles Bukowski

by jpaulson on Oct 27, 2009 3:35 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

If it's written it is so.

Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."

by Blazer1342 on Oct 27, 2009 4:51 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This isn't junk ... it's prophecy

"Quid, Me Anxius Sum?"
http://www.cdbaby.com/Artist/Year5000

by Y5k on Oct 27, 2009 4:48 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

I can feel it in my zucchini.

Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."

by Blazer1342 on Oct 27, 2009 4:49 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

For fortune-telling I hear it’s more accurate than a crystal ball.

Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."

by Blazer1342 on Oct 27, 2009 5:06 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I saw someone say the game was at 4:00PM

my TV is schedule is saying 7:00PM KGW (channel 8, 708), and Comcast has messed up a few of my recordings the last few weeks.
I will have to act out at a very immature level if I they screw this one up.

Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."

by Blazer1342 on Oct 27, 2009 5:13 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

game is at 7pm

When da game is on da line, give Snoopy da ball!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by idoltime on Oct 27, 2009 5:38 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh good, I didn’t have room to block out a 7-8 hour window for recording.

Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."

by Blazer1342 on Oct 27, 2009 5:43 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

calm the zach down!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It’s opening night day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! everything will be good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by idoltime on Oct 27, 2009 5:46 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I AM CALM, CAN’T YOU ZACHING TELL THE DIFFERENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."

by Blazer1342 on Oct 27, 2009 5:51 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ZACH YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THAT’S THE ZACHING pre-6am GAME DAY ENERGY WE NEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why is anyone asleep now?!!!!!!!!!!!!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!? Today is the first day of the rest of your championships!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AND THIS IS OUR HOUSE BEDGES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by idoltime on Oct 27, 2009 5:57 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I haven’t had time to read anything, who are the projected starters.

Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."

by Blazer1342 on Oct 27, 2009 6:04 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

or do we know?

Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."

by Blazer1342 on Oct 27, 2009 6:04 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I didn't read that far either

I’m almost certain it’s Blake, Roy, Martell, Aldridge, TGP

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by idoltime on Oct 27, 2009 6:06 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I LOVE IT…WOOOOOOOOOOOT

WE SHALL RISE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’m pretty sure on the 3, don’t know what to think about Web and Blake. But Martell seems like the obvious choice, and from Nate’s earlier quotes, I guess Blake would also be in there, but who knows.

Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."

by Blazer1342 on Oct 27, 2009 6:12 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, I don’t think Nate is ready to put Dre in the starting 5 yet, nor do I think that Batum going out would change that viewpoint. I am still on the side that hopes this changes, but it hardly matters to me.

And I think Martell is the choice over Travis. The bench needs Travis’ guaranteed scoring while Martell is still a renewed work in progress and seems like a better fit to what Nic’s role usually is.

PS GO BLAZERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by idoltime on Oct 27, 2009 6:22 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

uh oh i may lamarvelitis all day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GOO BLAZERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by idoltime on Oct 27, 2009 5:44 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

and great JD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pluses for great story, poll, and hidden message!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by idoltime on Oct 27, 2009 6:12 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks, I here the flu bug will be devastating this year.

Smashing Pumpkins Influenza WeBe#1 virus is a killer.

Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."

by Blazer1342 on Oct 27, 2009 6:36 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m just sick about Batum.

Not because it hurts us so much, I just wanted to see this guy play.
Out of all the starters, he probably hurts us the least by going down. Maybe Travis will step up big.

Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."

by Blazer1342 on Oct 27, 2009 5:53 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I know, I'm so bummed.

But Martell > Travis in my book.

--

by CaptainSexyJacob on Oct 27, 2009 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

For some reason

I am not excited at all about today. I’m glad I can watch a game, but I mostly don’t care. I guess I might be spoiled by the playoffs.

by tominhawaii on Oct 27, 2009 6:13 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Man up and be a girl, get excited - throw those pom poms in the air!

This season is going to be better than last year.
I don’t buy all that talk in the off-season about now it’s expected so it won’t be as fun.
Sounds good in theory, but I haven’t felt that way in the least. And the talk about the innocence is now lost – I don’t buy that either. As far as NBA titles go, we’re all virgins here. This ain’t my dad’s blazer team from 1977, This is mine.

Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."

by Blazer1342 on Oct 27, 2009 6:26 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Over-chilled out Hawaiians

Cool like Obama in a floral shirt.

"Quid, Me Anxius Sum?"
http://www.cdbaby.com/Artist/Year5000

by Y5k on Oct 27, 2009 7:22 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think it's because I have to wait for a repair man at noon

Then probably sleep through the game and watch it on DRV.

by tominhawaii on Oct 27, 2009 7:54 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

man ... that sucks.

"Quid, Me Anxius Sum?"
http://www.cdbaby.com/Artist/Year5000

by Y5k on Oct 27, 2009 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

morning brp!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I swear we are always on the same damn meetings.

by idoltime on Oct 27, 2009 7:26 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

it's a good thing i don't have to use telepresence this early

are you on calls with APJ or EU? or just early company calls?

I have to deal with the euros and japanese

by broyposse on Oct 27, 2009 7:33 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I love webinars....

Mostly I get euros (Scots and Dutch lately), today it is just damn East coasters who like to meet in the early morning to put the West coasters at a disadvantage.

by idoltime on Oct 27, 2009 7:37 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

east coasters have no respect for west coaster's time

i mean, do i ever setup a meeting at 5:30 pm pdt? But they love to setup 9 am est meetings.

by broyposse on Oct 27, 2009 7:57 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lol

No kidding, the dreaded “9am est conference” is the bane of my existence

I hate Comcast.
Card carrying member of Team Bayless
I believe in Greg Oden

by blazeraddict on Oct 27, 2009 8:18 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

right?

I’m glad I’m not alone here. Except for our 7pm pdt game starts, when do we ever get one up on those damn east coasters?

by idoltime on Oct 27, 2009 8:22 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

they don't care though...

they will pull the “i’m an east coaster so i have the right to be pushy rude”

by broyposse on Oct 27, 2009 9:23 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Man, they are annoying

Their rudeness is such a front. Put ’em in their place BRP!

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Oct 27, 2009 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’ve had those for the past six weeks. Made me hate Fridays. How is that possible??

by medmelon on Oct 27, 2009 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

wat up buttercup

no more time zone humor, after having magnum’s draft at 2 am on a sunday. I was a zaching zombie next Monday at work.

by medmelon on Oct 27, 2009 9:40 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

autodraft!!!

Magnum’s league is the NBDL of fantasy basketball…

Morty got Garnett and Granger with autodraft…can’t be that bad

by broyposse on Oct 27, 2009 9:42 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

and Turkoglu and Dunleavy…yes it can

by medmelon on Oct 27, 2009 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No doubt!

I believe they figure we should just get up on their schedule….but keep working after they leave.

No one from the east coast should be allowed to set the schedule for a multi-time zone conference call/webinar. EVER!

"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green

by antediluvian on Oct 27, 2009 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

exactly

and when they schedule something for 3 different theaters, it always ends up being 9am est

i think the bad economy is due to east coast meetings

by broyposse on Oct 27, 2009 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FREAK OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by idoltime on Oct 27, 2009 7:25 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Aaahh Freak out!
Le Freak, C’est Chic
Freak out!
Aaahh Freak out!
Le Freak, C’est Chic
Freak out!
Aaahh Freak out!
Le Freak, C’est Chic
Freak out!
Aaahh Freak out!
Le Freak, C’est Chic
Freak out!

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Oct 27, 2009 9:19 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Disco Stu likes.....

….disco music

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Oct 27, 2009 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

rec.

"Quid, Me Anxius Sum?"
http://www.cdbaby.com/Artist/Year5000

by Y5k on Oct 27, 2009 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Greetings fellow Bedgers...

How does your sausage roll?

I would give it all up for a billion dollars

by Tyler Durrden on Oct 27, 2009 7:38 AM PDT via mobile reply actions   0 recs

WOOHOO!

(running around the room like a 5 year old on Chrstmas)

game day! game day! game day! game day !game day! game day! game day! game day! game day !game day! game day! game day! game day! game day !game day! game day! game day! game day! game day !game day! game day! game day! game day! game day! game day! game day! game day! game day! game day !game day! game day! game day! game day! game day !game day! game day! game day! game day! game day !game day!

by DrivetheLane on Oct 27, 2009 7:46 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice

It starts 2night!

I set my DVR (DirecTV) to record it, because with a 2 year old running around, I might have to step away from the TV from time to time.. I noticed when I set it to record, it now gives me the option to record an additional 30 mins in case the game runs over! No more “end of recordings” with time left in the game! i get so angry when that happens.

..and yes, I am easily excited.

by SloppyJoe on Oct 27, 2009 7:55 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

If you have the space...

Set it to a one hour overrun. It will only matter once, but you’ll be happy when it comes up.

by Timmay! on Oct 27, 2009 8:16 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions   0 recs

Is this the official junk now, and not Tom's junk?

Heard on the Interwebs:

Don’t worry, Clips fans. Griffin will be back right around the time Baron gets hurt. Then Bassy can run the team!

But slowly things happen that they cannot help and the Blazers Fellowship of the Ring begins to break apart

by Norsktroll on Oct 27, 2009 8:06 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah

I was posting while busy and thought this post was an Oden post.

by tominhawaii on Oct 27, 2009 8:24 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i blame 1342...

he did mention he was gonna move it to Junk but it was quite abstract in the middle of a 1900 comment JD

by broyposse on Oct 27, 2009 8:29 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No biggy

My JD sucked, I only posted it for SO.

by tominhawaii on Oct 27, 2009 8:49 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

there should be a new sidebar

that is like the handicap parking area…just for handicapped internet user access

by broyposse on Oct 27, 2009 8:53 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hahaha

that’s mean but it made me lol.

by Roybot on Oct 27, 2009 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wolves fans bagging on LaMarcus, Bayless, and even Roy. Funny.

http://www.canishoopus.com/2009/10/26/1101176/award-time

But slowly things happen that they cannot help and the Blazers Fellowship of the Ring begins to break apart

by Norsktroll on Oct 27, 2009 8:17 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

hehe
Long story short, I think the Wolves win a title before Portland. From here it looks like they are good enough to get into the 2nd round and I don’t see a lot of upside.

uhhhhh sure

by Starvin' Marvin on Oct 27, 2009 8:21 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah right

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Oct 27, 2009 8:57 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

just wanted you to know that I was surfing the JD while eating cereal. Rather than put down my spoon, I decided you are one of the few posters that I trust to have clicked the “open in new tab” box.

I love hoopus.

I really hope the games start streaming on Blazers.com soon.

If I had to term the present situation, it would have to be a series of unfortunate events.

by Cablinasian on Oct 27, 2009 9:01 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Gonna be tough to focus on work....

what with the first step towards the 2009-2010 championship beginning tonight.

"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green

by antediluvian on Oct 27, 2009 8:57 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I need to go print out my tickets

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Oct 27, 2009 8:58 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The Futures are coming

youtube’d

Reminds me of some of the walkers in Star Wars—Also, rocking the red and black.

by EvilKaramazov on Oct 27, 2009 9:04 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

come with me if you want to live.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 27, 2009 9:05 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

We’re gonna need that attitude when they begin their rebellion! No rights for robots!

by EvilKaramazov on Oct 27, 2009 9:09 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

please forgive me, i haven't read blazersedge every hour on the hour this summer

so i don’t know if i missed it. dave was teasing a big suprise on the site. anything? nothing? i know dave can be a huge tease. now the images in my mind make me want to go throw up….

by cornplant on Oct 27, 2009 9:10 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

look who the cat brought in....

how are you ????

the big surprise was that he created a cult that is led by moderators like Prez

by broyposse on Oct 27, 2009 9:11 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

good good. how about you?

got reliable internets now. i thought the suprise was in addition to the moderators.

by cornplant on Oct 27, 2009 9:16 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i'm good...back up from the H1N1

maybe the Essay Contest? Which Tom should have won….

Are you rolling to the game tonight?

by broyposse on Oct 27, 2009 9:18 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Can we cut out the sex talk?

I’m not a prude, but I don’t want to read about BE readers having sex with each other (joking or not), and I’m not sure how you could possibly consider the comments from some recent junk drawers family friendly. I’m assuming Dave doesn’t read the JD, or surely some comments would be gone and some people banned.

by Section323 on Oct 27, 2009 9:14 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The previous JD keeps shrinking

I am assuming that a lot of it is being removed.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Oct 27, 2009 9:22 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

some have been ban for it...

i blame Prez and Sophia. Prez is our moderator and Sophia ignites the fire.

and S4E uses my laptop egregiously pretending to be me so i’m claiming innocence.

JD should be rated in the NC-17 section of BEdge.

i heard you are a bad bowler:(

by broyposse on Oct 27, 2009 9:22 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm the best girl bowler BE's got

(so far anyway)
but I did beat tinfoil and x-man and dougall

by Section323 on Oct 27, 2009 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

well, considering you were the only Lady of BEdge to show up...

so i guess that is true….

but beating those 3 is like beating Roy Munson with no arms

by broyposse on Oct 27, 2009 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

wreck. nice usage.

by EvilKaramazov on Oct 27, 2009 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

it goes like this

Me>>Phil>Prez>>>323>>>>>tin+xman>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Dougall.

by Starvin' Marvin on Oct 27, 2009 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol

smh

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Oct 27, 2009 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i didn’t say it wasn’t. i just smh’ed about it. anyway this is a basketball blog. and the real judge of talent should be a game of basketball. and we all know how that would turn out

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Oct 27, 2009 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol tryin to change the subject

you prob would beat me in bball but what i heard from brp you’re pretty terrible in that too.

by Starvin' Marvin on Oct 27, 2009 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

dougall is an actual baller.

I really hope the games start streaming on Blazers.com soon.

If I had to term the present situation, it would have to be a series of unfortunate events.

by Cablinasian on Oct 27, 2009 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

red hair = no duh.

I really hope the games start streaming on Blazers.com soon.

If I had to term the present situation, it would have to be a series of unfortunate events.

by Cablinasian on Oct 27, 2009 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

no, Brian Scalabrine is our leader.

I really hope the games start streaming on Blazers.com soon.

If I had to term the present situation, it would have to be a series of unfortunate events.

by Cablinasian on Oct 27, 2009 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I want your screen name. :(

It’s the best one at the Bedge.

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Oct 27, 2009 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm better than Prez!!!!

and I beat Phil a at least once, too.

(I didn’t actually play directly against Prez, but if you beat him by 100!!!!!)

Sheesh!

by Section323 on Oct 27, 2009 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i'd second that.

for the same reasons you list.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 27, 2009 9:22 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i didn't see any reason's listed

as to why they are a bad bowler

by cornplant on Oct 27, 2009 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i'm gonna go ahead

and assume this was a response to someone else’s comment.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 27, 2009 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cheer up!

I heard the Blazers play today!!!!!

by Roybot on Oct 27, 2009 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i know!

i’m excited. in case you couldn’t infer that from my first post of this JD.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 27, 2009 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

where are you sitting?

you folks meting up at halftime…i’ll bring roybot down

by broyposse on Oct 27, 2009 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i'm sitting in 119 for this game.

i’d be up for meeting at half time.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 27, 2009 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

baller

you sure you want to meet up with us poor folks?

by broyposse on Oct 27, 2009 9:38 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

haha.

of course. you should you’d want to meet up with me?

by DrivetheLane on Oct 27, 2009 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lets do this

halftime in front of schonz place

i’ll be wearing a white Broy jersey over my red hoodie

with a BRP diamond necklace that spins

by broyposse on Oct 27, 2009 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i'll be there.

white Roy jersey over a black t-shirt. glasses and probably whatever hat they hand out at the door.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 27, 2009 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

cool, i'll email you my digits...

don’t write it on the bathroom walls please

by broyposse on Oct 27, 2009 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

won't do any good.

i don’t have a cell.

i’m old school. i’ll leave at beginning of halftime. i don’t think it’ll be hard to spot each other. in front of schonley’s place right?

by DrivetheLane on Oct 27, 2009 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

woah

you don’t have a cell?

but yeah, cool with me

by broyposse on Oct 27, 2009 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

my brother will probably have his.

so if you wanna e-mail the number go ahead. i’ll use it if i can’t find you guys.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 27, 2009 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

the funny thing

my phone doesn’t work in the 300 level but it will near Schonz’s place

by broyposse on Oct 27, 2009 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

nah, i'm in the rafters with the commoners

and the guy that will start the wave about half past 2nd quarter

by broyposse on Oct 27, 2009 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

(interpreting your ‘second that’ for ‘i hear you’re a bad bowler and not to the comment you replied to—the misinterpretation was ninja sneaky)

by EvilKaramazov on Oct 27, 2009 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh wait.

does my “second that” show up under brp’s comment in your browser? cause my reply shows up at the top in my browser, right under 323’s orginal post. i see 3 replys all at 9:22 so maybe they showed up different places for some reason.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 27, 2009 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

sure.

i’m kinda a dumby.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 27, 2009 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

only if you use my blood (i think violence upon each other might still be kosher for this jd)

by EvilKaramazov on Oct 27, 2009 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah, that’s how i’m seeing this.

by EvilKaramazov on Oct 27, 2009 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m gonna assume you’re eavesdropping here, it’s the only logical answer i can conjure right now.

by EvilKaramazov on Oct 27, 2009 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

We had a Newfoundland down the street from us

Those things are HUGE! The top of it’s head was well over 3 feet high.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Oct 27, 2009 9:23 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

that is my dream dog

when I’m a wealthy lawyer i am so getting a newfoundland

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 27, 2009 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

it was a really dog calm too. It was great with kids. I don’t know if they were all that way, but this one was awesome.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Oct 27, 2009 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yep they are good with kids

like giant labs is what I understand

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 27, 2009 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

sounds like it

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 27, 2009 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

They look happy. I wanna dog.

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Oct 27, 2009 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Since you travel

You should get a Basset Hound or some other mid-sized or smaller lazy dog.

by tominhawaii on Oct 27, 2009 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I want one that wants to hike with me.

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Oct 27, 2009 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

get a beagle instead

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Oct 27, 2009 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh snap

That’s what I just said

by tominhawaii on Oct 27, 2009 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

tibetan terrier ftw

Is it tomorrow yet?

by The Arkitect on Oct 27, 2009 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

My dog loves hikes

I say get Beagleish dog then

by tominhawaii on Oct 27, 2009 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

inside of what?

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Oct 27, 2009 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

We have a walk in shower

He poops and pees on washable pads made for bed wetters. Disposable this week because our washer is broken.

by tominhawaii on Oct 27, 2009 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Still?

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Oct 27, 2009 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yes

He goes outside too. I live on the 17th floor and walk him every day, just not every time he’s got to take a leak.

by tominhawaii on Oct 27, 2009 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I meant no washing machine.

I thought a repairman was coming. To fix your machine, I mean.

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Oct 27, 2009 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

45 minutes from now

I’d be sleeping now, so’s I could watch the Blazers game if it wasn’t for that.

by tominhawaii on Oct 27, 2009 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sucks.

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Oct 27, 2009 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I got da DVR

I think I’ll get up at 6 and watch it. I don’t think my wife would let me go back to sleep if get up at 4 to watch it.

by tominhawaii on Oct 27, 2009 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good question.

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Oct 27, 2009 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Those dogs look to be staring at something really interesting

"We didn't start the fire. It was always burning. Since the world's been turning." - E. E. Cummings

by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Oct 27, 2009 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think you decided to put some peanut butter on

"We didn't start the fire. It was always burning. Since the world's been turning." - E. E. Cummings

by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Oct 27, 2009 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The cat put the peanut butter on itself. I don’t get involved.

by idoltime on Oct 27, 2009 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I should do that with my chihuahua

I would give it all up for a billion dollars

by Tyler Durrden on Oct 27, 2009 9:44 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions   0 recs

"We didn't start the fire. It was always burning. Since the world's been turning." - E. E. Cummings

by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Oct 27, 2009 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

welcome back jack

and that is almost animal abuse

by broyposse on Oct 27, 2009 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

harro

"We didn't start the fire. It was always burning. Since the world's been turning." - E. E. Cummings

by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Oct 27, 2009 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ohh I wanna do that..

that would be awesome.. where can i find that!

my puppy is about 100 lbs and about 35 inches tall.. this is his first halloween

by GreatOden'sRaven on Oct 27, 2009 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That looks homemade

I think….wait…you mean the headless horseman

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Oct 27, 2009 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

is it wednesday?

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Oct 27, 2009 9:23 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

WHAT?

I MISSED THE GAME LAST NIGHT?!

by Roybot on Oct 27, 2009 9:25 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fix'd
I think there’s a game that counts today.

by Starvin' Marvin on Oct 27, 2009 9:25 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, Dallas plays Washington. I'm so giddy.

But slowly things happen that they cannot help and the Blazers Fellowship of the Ring begins to break apart

by Norsktroll on Oct 27, 2009 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ltrain

i listened to those Pink Martini videos…GREAT STUFF!!!

i have to go listen to them live…i imagine it as a pretty nice big sound

by broyposse on Oct 27, 2009 9:27 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Pink martini rocks doood.

by EvilKaramazov on Oct 27, 2009 9:29 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Seriously?

I would give it all up for a billion dollars

by Tyler Durrden on Oct 27, 2009 9:45 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions   0 recs

haha.

i love those posters.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 27, 2009 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I worked for a place that had this framed; we placed it above my boss’s desk (even after we moved around). it was the best (he was a great guy).

by EvilKaramazov on Oct 27, 2009 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

this is a perfect picture

with the obligatory “black” hand and female french manicured hand on top

by broyposse on Oct 27, 2009 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You just THINK

that’s a female hand…..

"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green

by antediluvian on Oct 27, 2009 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah its awfully veiny

… no one else construe this as sexual today..

the HAND IS VEINY.. i think its a dude

by GreatOden'sRaven on Oct 27, 2009 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

"We didn't start the fire. It was always burning. Since the world's been turning." - E. E. Cummings

by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Oct 27, 2009 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

They misspelled serve. Good typo though.

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Oct 27, 2009 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

doh

I just noticed that…oh well

"We didn't start the fire. It was always burning. Since the world's been turning." - E. E. Cummings

by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Oct 27, 2009 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yes ma'am

its my claim to fame.

by Starvin' Marvin on Oct 27, 2009 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I mean

who else around here could say they got banned by the spam filter?

by Starvin' Marvin on Oct 27, 2009 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

no

 why would you get banned?

by Starvin' Marvin on Oct 27, 2009 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Overawesomeness

I would give it all up for a billion dollars

by Tyler Durrden on Oct 27, 2009 10:02 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions   0 recs

Nah, you don't have to worry about that.

I mean, come on. They haven’t banned me yet!

Yes! Yes! In the face!

by LeafHawk on Oct 27, 2009 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Really?

I would give it all up for a billion dollars

by Tyler Durrden on Oct 27, 2009 9:45 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks, I will

Ring ring, (Broyposse) “hello?”
me, “this is Tylerdurrden”
you, “Hello Tylerdurrden, I’ve been expecting you”
me, “I was just calling you to see if you knew what was wrong with me.”
you, “Well first of all, mostly everything, but then again mostly your face.”
me,“I know…it’s horrible.”

:(…..

I would give it all up for a billion dollars

by Tyler Durrden on Oct 27, 2009 10:01 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions   0 recs

Me: runs out of the chatroom

I would give it all up for a billion dollars

by Tyler Durrden on Oct 27, 2009 10:04 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions   0 recs

it's more like this, since i don't use the term, your face

Ring ring, (Broyposse’s posse) "hello? welcome to 900-BRP-Love"
me, "this is Tylerdurrden"
you, "Hello Tylerdurrden, please hold for 90 minutes"
me, "I was just calling you to see if you knew what was wrong with me."
you, "Well first of all, mostly everything, but then again BEdgers with more pressing issues like Roybot, DS, Ltrain, Claire are ahead of you."
me,"I know…it’s horrible."

by broyposse on Oct 27, 2009 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh man, that would totally happen!

You," I know!!!!"

I would give it all up for a billion dollars

by Tyler Durrden on Oct 27, 2009 10:12 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions   0 recs

The cold, stillness of the Bedge air is shocked

Into chaos, the spectacle of a thousand doves spurred alit in unison, upon the echoed report of the worlds largest single tear slamming into the solidity of the inevitable…

I would give it all up for a billion dollars

by Tyler Durrden on Oct 27, 2009 10:33 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions   0 recs

THERE IS A GAME TONIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CAN I GET A WOOOOOOT WOOOOOT?!?!?!?!?!

I really hope the games start streaming on Blazers.com soon.

If I had to term the present situation, it would have to be a series of unfortunate events.

by Cablinasian on Oct 27, 2009 9:48 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hmmm, not sure how that turned out. Trying to BRP is apparently more difficult than it looks.

I really hope the games start streaming on Blazers.com soon.

If I had to term the present situation, it would have to be a series of unfortunate events.

by Cablinasian on Oct 27, 2009 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i'm not a "woot woot" guy.

but you can assume i’d give some sort of affirmative alternative.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 27, 2009 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

BEdge woooot woooot

is different than a normal woot woot

by broyposse on Oct 27, 2009 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ok. in that case.....

WOOOOT WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!!!!!

by DrivetheLane on Oct 27, 2009 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

wooooooooooot wooooooooooooot

for today’s gamethread, i expect us to break the longest woot woot train

by broyposse on Oct 27, 2009 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

YES!

That is one my all time favorite youtube videos.

by Roybot on Oct 27, 2009 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

mine too

along with the leprechaun in alabama

by Starvin' Marvin on Oct 27, 2009 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

recccccc

I want some whistle tips

by Starvin' Marvin on Oct 27, 2009 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i love when they drive off. into the other lane. then thru the stop sign. lol

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Oct 27, 2009 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

and they almost run into the other car

that video is just a buffett of goodness

by tingeyga on Oct 27, 2009 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

hahaha truth

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Oct 27, 2009 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

via simmons' twitter

Cousin Sal & I made two 2009-10 NBA season bets: D. Howard to win MVP (10 to 1) + Durant outscoring B. Roy by 2.5 PPG (-130)

by medmelon on Oct 27, 2009 9:51 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

under

WAAAAAAAAYYYYYY under

"I think twittering and all that facebook crap just makes you a loser." ~ Charles Barkley

by postup on Oct 27, 2009 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So far it's a fairly one-sided bet. I pay $100 to charity if the OKC TTSNBN finishes ahead of Portland.

I have yet to hear back from him what he does, though he said he would make his Twitter background a picture of Oden dunking if the Blazers win more than 54.

But slowly things happen that they cannot help and the Blazers Fellowship of the Ring begins to break apart

by Norsktroll on Oct 27, 2009 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

god what a douche! he just wants to rile up blazer fans! Who cares if Durant outscores Roy. I'm sure he will.

That doesn’t mean he will be as efficient, or play better defense, or get as many assists, or make as many clutch plays, etc. We need to start ignoring this guy.

by dario argento on Oct 27, 2009 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Roll Call: Who's going to the game????

Schonz’s place at halftime if you like to meet Roybot

by broyposse on Oct 27, 2009 9:52 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Me

I might come up to schonz’s. I’ll bring my awesome aunt if I do.

by Starvin' Marvin on Oct 27, 2009 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i'll be there.

probably with my brother.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 27, 2009 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So I have glasses that I don’t wear… I put them on to study and realize how amazingly clear the world is…. maybe I should wear them like I’m supposed to…

I really hope the games start streaming on Blazers.com soon.

If I had to term the present situation, it would have to be a series of unfortunate events.

by Cablinasian on Oct 27, 2009 10:00 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

perception is overrated—the truth is that you’re not supposed to see the world clearly.

by EvilKaramazov on Oct 27, 2009 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nah....

It would just eliminate the sense fo wonder that comes with putting them on infrequently.

"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green

by antediluvian on Oct 27, 2009 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

get contacts. they are ammmmmazing!

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Oct 27, 2009 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

a whole new world. i sing the aladdin song every morning when i put them in

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Oct 27, 2009 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

really?

i hated contacts when I tried them. they seemed so much more inconvenient.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 27, 2009 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

they are awesome. your supposed to switch them out every month. but mine work for about three before they crumble apart. i am cheap

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Oct 27, 2009 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i hated having to put them in every day.

clean them. not be able to take naps with them in. take them out every night. ugh…

by DrivetheLane on Oct 27, 2009 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ya can be a hassle. but better than glasses imo

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Oct 27, 2009 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i'm too lazy for them.

that’s pretty much what it boils down to. haha.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 27, 2009 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

no no no

LASIK..

its like contacts that dont suck.. its fast, easy and you can see for life..
you WAKE UP to the Aladdin song, you dont have to wait to put them in

by GreatOden'sRaven on Oct 27, 2009 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ahhhhhh. GOR makes me love it. then BRP has to scare me

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Oct 27, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

seriously..

best money I ever spent in my life

by GreatOden'sRaven on Oct 27, 2009 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

besides, you’ve got two eyes… that’s like a built in spare

Is it tomorrow yet?

by The Arkitect on Oct 27, 2009 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

worked great for me

i have recommended friends too.. all of them have loved it

by GreatOden'sRaven on Oct 27, 2009 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

no joke

she can’t see out of her right eye, and it always rolls inside toward her nose, so then she wears sunglasses

by broyposse on Oct 27, 2009 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

this is tasteless

but is she dressing up like a pirate for halloween?

Is it tomorrow yet?

by The Arkitect on Oct 27, 2009 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

hahahah

yeah, that’s her facial expression after she learned of missing one eye

by broyposse on Oct 27, 2009 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

cool costume. call me if you need a theseus.

by EvilKaramazov on Oct 27, 2009 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

wow. that sucks.

i’ve thought about that, but don’t care enough to pay for it. never heard of it going that wrong though.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 27, 2009 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Geez...only 95%??

I want 99.9% so I only get one in a thousand chance of becoming a pirate

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Oct 27, 2009 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ok ....99.99%

that is better right?

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Oct 27, 2009 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

did she do it back when they used knives?

if they screw up now they can fix it…

did she pay like 100 dollars?

by GreatOden'sRaven on Oct 27, 2009 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

that's KT right?

nah, it’s lasik…same company that did Tiger Woody’s

by broyposse on Oct 27, 2009 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

TLC>?

thats who i used. Perfection

by GreatOden'sRaven on Oct 27, 2009 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lasik used to use knife blades

my mom used that.. but when it was my turn it was all laser

by GreatOden'sRaven on Oct 27, 2009 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

made of flint ...I hear

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Oct 27, 2009 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I've been thinking about get it done down in TJ Mexico

"We didn't start the fire. It was always burning. Since the world's been turning." - E. E. Cummings

by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Oct 27, 2009 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

haha why? its actually covered under most vision plans

by GreatOden'sRaven on Oct 27, 2009 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah

What’s all the sex stuff folks are talking about? Why do people keep stealing my shtick?

by tominhawaii on Oct 27, 2009 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You said "shtick"

that is jewish for “stick” and we know what that means

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Oct 27, 2009 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's Jewish for schtik

I made sure I spelled it correctly after I messed up “herd” about 4 times yesterday.

by tominhawaii on Oct 27, 2009 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yesterday’s gone

Is it tomorrow yet?

by The Arkitect on Oct 27, 2009 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tomorrow is a new yesterday

From the future…

I would give it all up for a billion dollars

by Tyler Durrden on Oct 27, 2009 10:43 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions   0 recs

mind = blown

Is it tomorrow yet?

by The Arkitect on Oct 27, 2009 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Miller's language use

I look forward to the day I read a quote from him where he refers to the Blazers as “us”, or “we”..instead of quotes like “I know Portland wants to accomplish a lot of things, and I want to add to that.” (from today’s O-live game preview).

by SloppyJoe on Oct 27, 2009 10:11 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

it’ll happen.

I really hope the games start streaming on Blazers.com soon.

If I had to term the present situation, it would have to be a series of unfortunate events.

by Cablinasian on Oct 27, 2009 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Morty has five players on bye this week.

I really hope the games start streaming on Blazers.com soon.

If I had to term the present situation, it would have to be a series of unfortunate events.

by Cablinasian on Oct 27, 2009 10:16 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

the wonders of autodraft

by medmelon on Oct 27, 2009 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Daily subs, dude, daily subs

i realllllllllllllllly hate your sig :(
n o offense
-BlazerFan1

by TheTinfoil on Oct 27, 2009 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think he’s talkin football

Is it tomorrow yet?

by The Arkitect on Oct 27, 2009 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh. sorry then

i realllllllllllllllly hate your sig :(
n o offense
-BlazerFan1

by TheTinfoil on Oct 27, 2009 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

chad ford chat
Are you on board with the expected growth of this year’s Trail Blazers? How do you see their PG situation shaking down? I feel Batum and Oden are ready to make the team a defensive threat and hence dangerous when games slow down come playoff time.

Chad Ford:

I think the Blazers are only going to get better. Brandon Roy and LaMarcus Aldridge are still young and improving. Greg Oden has taken huge strides this fall and is my early pick for Most Improved player. Rudy Fernandez is getting acclimated. And I think they have the most underrated coach in the league. I know Andre Miller has struggled to adjust … but I think we all saw that coming. I think he could be an important trade chip for them in February as they try to package together a few pieces for another star. So yes, I’m very bullish on the Blazers. I think only the Lakers and Spurs are better in the West.

by EvilKaramazov on Oct 27, 2009 10:28 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

yeah, me too. he seems on the level.

by EvilKaramazov on Oct 27, 2009 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like Chad too.

He said nice things about the Blazers.

If he says something derogatory about the Blazers though, I won’t like him anymore.

Yes! Yes! In the face!

by LeafHawk on Oct 27, 2009 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, that was while we still had Batum

But slowly things happen that they cannot help and the Blazers Fellowship of the Ring begins to break apart

by Norsktroll on Oct 27, 2009 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

people gotsta get over batum. 8ppg is not the end of the world

i realllllllllllllllly hate your sig :(
n o offense
-BlazerFan1

by TheTinfoil on Oct 27, 2009 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He would have been good for 4-5 wins

But slowly things happen that they cannot help and the Blazers Fellowship of the Ring begins to break apart

by Norsktroll on Oct 27, 2009 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i'm assuming you're kidding.

did he win us a single game last year? hard to win games when you’re benched in the fourth quarter.

i realllllllllllllllly hate your sig :(
n o offense
-BlazerFan1

by TheTinfoil on Oct 27, 2009 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

4

But slowly things happen that they cannot help and the Blazers Fellowship of the Ring begins to break apart

by Norsktroll on Oct 27, 2009 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

uh he did not shut down Chris Paul in the NO game. He barely even guarded him in the 11.28 matchup, the only win against NO.

I really hope the games start streaming on Blazers.com soon.

If I had to term the present situation, it would have to be a series of unfortunate events.

by Cablinasian on Oct 27, 2009 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That trade stuff is jacked

What is with peoples fascination with trades?

by tominhawaii on Oct 27, 2009 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fan talk about trades is goofy. There is no way fans know even 30% of what goes on behind GM’s closed doors.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Oct 27, 2009 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

true, but they know

Sharpen pencil
write on whiteboard
kick feet up on desk
make calls
etc

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Oct 27, 2009 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

people are never content with what they have.

they see what they’ve got, and they want more. we could have 11 hall of famers, but someone would want 12. then we’d have 12, and they’d want a better hall of famer.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 27, 2009 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

people are never content with what they have.
they see what they’ve got, and they want more.

Welcome to America.

by Roybot on Oct 27, 2009 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

it's true all over the world.

it’s part of human nature, I think. but it is more prevalent in the US, you’re right.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 27, 2009 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

it's called

rosterbation

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 27, 2009 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I listened to the NBA ESPN podcast

And near the end he said, “Lets talk about who’s most likely to get traded because fans always want to hear about that.”

It seriously sucks that in two months, that will be all that 34% of BE posters talk about and a lot of writers will just start making up rumors. I’ve already seen Miller on a bunch of lists. Maybe after the season, but not at the mid-point.

by tominhawaii on Oct 27, 2009 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The NBA is the sport where this is most interesting

But slowly things happen that they cannot help and the Blazers Fellowship of the Ring begins to break apart

by Norsktroll on Oct 27, 2009 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, I agree

But it does not happen nearly as much as fans pine over it. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a trade rumor come true.

by tominhawaii on Oct 27, 2009 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lots, just not the dumb "let's trade our scrubs for CP3"

E.g. people knew the Mavs would trade for Kidd, the question was just the configuration.

But slowly things happen that they cannot help and the Blazers Fellowship of the Ring begins to break apart

by Norsktroll on Oct 27, 2009 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Did you listen to Ben's podcast?

I swear to god that his “most likely to be traded” reasons were the exact ones that were given last year.

No one saw the Lakers/Pau trade. People know who’s being shopped and that’s about it. The rest is just a bunch of $%^&.

by tominhawaii on Oct 27, 2009 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, we knew the Blazers were in discussion for Miller, just not if and when it would happen

But slowly things happen that they cannot help and the Blazers Fellowship of the Ring begins to break apart

by Norsktroll on Oct 27, 2009 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

can a non-student/alum of oregon schools weigh on the following:

Oregon’s fanaticism seems greater than Oregon State’s. In other words, for every go beavers cheer that creeps into my life, I have already heard 5 similar go duck chants.

by EvilKaramazov on Oct 27, 2009 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

typical Washintonian response

you might as well be Canadian up there eh

Is it tomorrow yet?

by The Arkitect on Oct 27, 2009 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

then you get a serious response...

Uo class of 2k3

Is it tomorrow yet?

by The Arkitect on Oct 27, 2009 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh dang

I thought you were the one that posted what Evil K said

can a non-student/alum of oregon schools weigh on the following:

by Starvin' Marvin on Oct 27, 2009 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don’t I know it… not as old as BRP though

Is it tomorrow yet?

by The Arkitect on Oct 27, 2009 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I look like S.O after a 3 week bender

Is it tomorrow yet?

by The Arkitect on Oct 27, 2009 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

actually, I was signing up for a gym membership this last weekend and the dude asked if I was 23 or 24

Is it tomorrow yet?

by The Arkitect on Oct 27, 2009 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

there were a lot of baby faces at bedge-ball

Is it tomorrow yet?

by The Arkitect on Oct 27, 2009 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

thats cuz im a baby

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Oct 27, 2009 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

no… you have a ginger face… sorry if this aspersions you

Is it tomorrow yet?

by The Arkitect on Oct 27, 2009 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

no, no. She meant Before Christ. Time travel is done easily via phone booth.

by EvilKaramazov on Oct 27, 2009 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

RIP George Carlin

Is it tomorrow yet?

by The Arkitect on Oct 27, 2009 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

6 string air guitar salute?

by EvilKaramazov on Oct 27, 2009 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

indeed

Is it tomorrow yet?

by The Arkitect on Oct 27, 2009 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

remind me, later, to go back and connect that number.

by EvilKaramazov on Oct 27, 2009 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

and don't forget some gum and wire

just in case the antenna breaks. modern technology isn’t all it’s cracked up to be.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 27, 2009 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

worst case scenario

you can have death take you to Station

by GreatOden'sRaven on Oct 27, 2009 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

station… that’s a great cat name, in context.

by EvilKaramazov on Oct 27, 2009 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You make it sounds like a bad thing...

It’s a GOOD thing…so put on a tuque and go outside, eh?

"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green

by antediluvian on Oct 27, 2009 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just an observation… i guess. I’m indifferent towards Pac 10 activities for the most part.

by EvilKaramazov on Oct 27, 2009 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think OSU doesn’t have the generation of fans that are more likely to be talking smack and cheering. there are a lot of Harrington-era Ducks who are of a more vocal generation… the OSU fanbase is a little older.

I really hope the games start streaming on Blazers.com soon.

If I had to term the present situation, it would have to be a series of unfortunate events.

by Cablinasian on Oct 27, 2009 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

hey, that’s me you’re talking about their

Is it tomorrow yet?

by The Arkitect on Oct 27, 2009 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

sorry... fixed

hey, that’s me you’re talking about their they’re

Is it tomorrow yet?

by The Arkitect on Oct 27, 2009 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

my grandpa

went to OSU for about a term back in the late 30s (i think) and he’s still a fan. he hates UO. mostly, he just hates Belotti.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 27, 2009 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

OSC you mean?

"Either way we have two phenomenal units. I'm excited to play with either one." - Martell Webster

by lee3022 on Oct 27, 2009 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

they should go back to the original name

Corvallis College and Agricultural College of Oregon

Is it tomorrow yet?

by The Arkitect on Oct 27, 2009 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes - there was only one university

"Either way we have two phenomenal units. I'm excited to play with either one." - Martell Webster

by lee3022 on Oct 27, 2009 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

CCAACOO?

"Either way we have two phenomenal units. I'm excited to play with either one." - Martell Webster

by lee3022 on Oct 27, 2009 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

sounds contagious

"Either way we have two phenomenal units. I'm excited to play with either one." - Martell Webster

by lee3022 on Oct 27, 2009 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Here's to you Mrs Robinson

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Oct 27, 2009 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah sure.

i don’t know what it was called back then.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 27, 2009 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bellotti IS pretty hate worthy...

Especially if you’re a OSU fan/alum.

God knows he ruined Magnum P.I. and 80s porn for me with that evil ’stache. Jerk.

by ArbyOSU on Oct 27, 2009 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I still miss that Stache...

It seemed to be the source of his power while I was in school… I wept a little when he shaved it off to show solidarity with his friend who was going through Chemo

Is it tomorrow yet?

by The Arkitect on Oct 27, 2009 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No reason not to grow it back now!

It still has power!

Yes! Yes! In the face!

by LeafHawk on Oct 27, 2009 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I thought he lost it in his divorce.

He should grow it back though. I love to hate that mustache.

by ArbyOSU on Oct 27, 2009 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Harrington era fans are usually the ones who give most UO fans a bad name…

by ArbyOSU on Oct 27, 2009 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Harrington > Anderception...

…in college.

Yes! Yes! In the face!

by LeafHawk on Oct 27, 2009 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jonathan Smith > Harrington

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 27, 2009 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

#2 > #4

Yes! Yes! In the face!

by LeafHawk on Oct 27, 2009 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

#35, #34, #26 > any RB Oregon had during the same time span

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 27, 2009 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

#80 #18 > any WR Oregon has had since 2000

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 27, 2009 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No arguments there.

D. Williams was about the best WR UO has come up with in a while.

But UO’s TE’s are better. :)

Yes! Yes! In the face!

by LeafHawk on Oct 27, 2009 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

can't really argue with that

Newton was pretty good for like a 2 year span but Dickson is just a beast.

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 27, 2009 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Justin Peelle, George Wrighster and Dante Rosario too.

They’re all holding down NFL jobs at the moment.

I really thought Tim Day was gonna be the best of them, but that didn’t work out for whatever reason.

Yes! Yes! In the face!

by LeafHawk on Oct 27, 2009 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mark Sanchez > Joey Harrington, Jonathan Smith, Kellen Clemmens, Akli Smith, Derek Anderson

"We didn't start the fire. It was always burning. Since the world's been turning." - E. E. Cummings

by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Oct 27, 2009 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

only in college

Is it tomorrow yet?

by The Arkitect on Oct 27, 2009 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lets not and hope you realise you are horrible at evaluating pro talent

"We didn't start the fire. It was always burning. Since the world's been turning." - E. E. Cummings

by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Oct 27, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Terry Baker is considered one of the all-time biggest flops in Pro-football

Is it tomorrow yet?

by The Arkitect on Oct 27, 2009 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He was just ahead of his time

they didn’t know how to use his talents.

by tingeyga on Oct 27, 2009 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's weird that he didn't come out of Eugene.

College career was amazing. Dude played in the NCAA’s AND won the Heisman in the same year. I don’t think the state has seen another athlete like him ever.

by ArbyOSU on Oct 27, 2009 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

only Heisman winner to ever play in the final 4

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 27, 2009 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I believe he might join Harrington and Akili on that list…

by ArbyOSU on Oct 27, 2009 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Akili yes, but Harrington had a couple halfway productive years… he was somewhat a victim of circumstances in Detroit

Is it tomorrow yet?

by The Arkitect on Oct 27, 2009 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I will credit Detroit with having a hand in Joey’s demise but he’s had chances and clearly doesn’t have the stuff, sooooo…. bust.

Consequently, I think the Lions have given Stafford the kiss of death as well. I swear, I would whine like Eli Manning on draft day if I was the Lion’s top pick. It pretty much guarantees you won’t meet expectations and you’ll have a miserable couple of years.

by ArbyOSU on Oct 27, 2009 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, Joey’s a bust for sure… just not a historic bust like Akili or Terry Baker

Is it tomorrow yet?

by The Arkitect on Oct 27, 2009 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Amazing how Heisman talent never helps players transition to the NFL.

It’s almost like a law of nature.

At least he had fun in college:

He won an incredible 14 national player-of-the year awards, and is still the only athlete to ever win the Heisman, the prestigious Maxwell Award as the best player in college football, and Sports Illustrated’s Sportsman of the Year. As a basketball point guard, Baker even led the Beavers to the 1963 Final Four.

by ArbyOSU on Oct 27, 2009 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

seems to be confined mostly to the QB position… RB’s, WR’s, O-Line and all the rest seem to work out ok most of the time

Is it tomorrow yet?

by The Arkitect on Oct 27, 2009 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Because there have been SO many

Heisman winners on the offensive line

by tingeyga on Oct 27, 2009 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

There have been a few Heisman candidates… Orlando Pace comes to mind

Is it tomorrow yet?

by The Arkitect on Oct 27, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 27, 2009 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

the U of O has the Portland market

see: Bandwagoners.

when/if OSU makes another 2000-esque run, there will be a ton of fans switching allegiances. It’s just the way P Town is

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 27, 2009 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Yeah

I would think that the transplants tend to side with the Ducks

by tingeyga on Oct 27, 2009 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I come from neither a UO or an OSU household

We always rooted for both of them, and often rooted for whoever was having the better season (ie had a chance to go to a good bowl) to win the Civil War.

by jksnake99 on Oct 27, 2009 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes. This is true.

I’m many generations deep here in Portland and a big OSU family to boot (there are a few lightning yellow, green, carbon fiber and black sheep with reflective decals though) and I’ve always hated the bandwagon duck.

by ArbyOSU on Oct 27, 2009 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

USC 34 Oregon 17

I can never forgive Dougall for posting Party in the USA lyrics

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 27, 2009 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

USC 1000 Oregon -1

"We didn't start the fire. It was always burning. Since the world's been turning." - E. E. Cummings

by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Oct 27, 2009 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

u kno u like it

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Oct 27, 2009 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

smh

it’ll only be shown on delay on FSN…

breaks a run of like 25 straight televised games or something.

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 27, 2009 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

65% sure LeafHawk is just talking smack

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 27, 2009 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

well… winning helps, so i recommend that

Is it tomorrow yet?

by The Arkitect on Oct 27, 2009 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lee Corso comes to campus and look how snippy and forgetful people get…

by ArbyOSU on Oct 27, 2009 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

it’s his semi annual trip… has Lee ever been to Corvallis?

Is it tomorrow yet?

by The Arkitect on Oct 27, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lee comes when Lee wants

Is it tomorrow yet?

by The Arkitect on Oct 27, 2009 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

We’re all very happy for you guys, really. The imagined jealousy is just that—imagined.

by ArbyOSU on Oct 27, 2009 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Typical Beaver fan

You probably don’t even know who OSU plays this week.

by tominhawaii on Oct 27, 2009 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think they have a bye this week

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 27, 2009 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I know your joking

They had it the same weekend as Oregon so you should know that.

by tominhawaii on Oct 27, 2009 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i do

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 27, 2009 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

cough cough you’re cough cough

by Starvin' Marvin on Oct 27, 2009 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

rec

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 27, 2009 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

you were biased towards dougall

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Oct 27, 2009 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

and your a (edit)

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Oct 26, 2009 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

where is marvin when you need him?

I get the paper, so I don’t care!

by Name’s Ash on Oct 26, 2009 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

hi

by Starvin’ Marvin on Oct 26, 2009 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

hey

he said your, instead of you’re

I get the paper, so I don’t care!

by Name’s Ash on Oct 26, 2009 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I saw that

I’ve come to expect that from dougall. ’You’re’ is not even in his vocab.

by Starvin’ Marvin on Oct 26, 2009 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Oct 27, 2009 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

it wouldnt help at all if I had corrected him

he’d just say

“yeah well your stupid. lol”

by Starvin' Marvin on Oct 27, 2009 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nah, I don't mind

I’m glad someone pointed out “herd” to me yesterday. I know the difference but typed it like 4 times anyhow.

It’s just really hot and humid here and I must have caught that BE mood that his been going around.

by tominhawaii on Oct 27, 2009 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i guess that is fair

chumps do make me moody too but then Miley brings me back with her songs

by broyposse on Oct 27, 2009 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm also pissed that I'm in a pissy mood opening night

I don’t want to get back to where I’m only reading people I like because it kind of defeats the purpose of hanging out here.

by tominhawaii on Oct 27, 2009 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I got some pot seeds

Maybe I should plant them and put miracle grow on them and smoke some pot by the time the game starts.

by tominhawaii on Oct 27, 2009 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Make tea.

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Oct 27, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow

You changed your avatar, there must be something special happening today…

by Rudiculous on Oct 27, 2009 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

you might miss tip off but still

with the right setup and in certain strains you can bring plants to fruition in like six weeks.

by idoltime on Oct 27, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

dont leave the loving embrace of the JD

my friend..

also I am playing you this week in FBB.. so dont feel bad if I win

by GreatOden'sRaven on Oct 27, 2009 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I wish I could tell you that Andy fought the good fight, and the Sisters let him be. I wish I could tell you that – but prison is no fairy-tale world. He never said who did it, but we all knew. Things went on like that for awhile – prison life consists of routine, and then more routine. Every so often, Andy would show up with fresh bruises. The Sisters kept at him – sometimes he was able to fight ‘em off, sometimes not. And that’s how it went for Andy – that was his routine. I do believe those first two years were the worst for him, and I also believe that if things had gone on that way, this place would have got the best of him.

by tominhawaii on Oct 27, 2009 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol

is that the book or the movie?

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Oct 27, 2009 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

www.addictedtoquack.com

sheeeeesh!

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Oct 27, 2009 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rudy good to go tonight!

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Oct 27, 2009 11:10 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

linkage?

Is it tomorrow yet?

by The Arkitect on Oct 27, 2009 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

woah

BTS just deleted that tweet. but it still shows up in my feed

tonight’s starters: blake, roy, webster, aldridge, Oden. OUtlaw as backup 3; howard may play. fernandez good to go.

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Oct 27, 2009 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

your beatdown in FBB

commences tonight, Ark. You ready?

by DrivetheLane on Oct 27, 2009 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

sure...

Is it tomorrow yet?

by The Arkitect on Oct 27, 2009 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

judging by your enthusiasm

this could be an easier win for me than I thought.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 27, 2009 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

sure… good luck with that

Is it tomorrow yet?

by The Arkitect on Oct 27, 2009 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think I am going to hate FBB.

It already has be thinking in the back of my mind about the players I have on my team, when I all I should care about is the Blazers.

by Roybot on Oct 27, 2009 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

this kind of thing is easier

in baskeball, especially with players like Ariza, cause even if Ariza has a really good game, that doesn’t mean the Blazers will lose.

in baseball, when you have a pitcher on your team going against your favorite actual team, it makes rooting tough.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 27, 2009 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You live in Canada don't you?

With your funny eh’s and aboot’s

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Oct 27, 2009 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

another america hater i see.

what is this place coming to….

i suppose you push old ladies down in crosswalks too?

by DrivetheLane on Oct 27, 2009 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I also hate apple pie.

Stolichnaya vodka is delicious.

Yes! Yes! In the face!

by LeafHawk on Oct 27, 2009 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Back is all better?

Especially now that time has opened up he needs to take advantage

"Either way we have two phenomenal units. I'm excited to play with either one." - Martell Webster

by lee3022 on Oct 27, 2009 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

well, we have Greg “The Dentist” Oden on staff in case the DA tooth demons are still around

Is it tomorrow yet?

by The Arkitect on Oct 27, 2009 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hmm, maybe we shouldn't have let Shav go

We need LetsBlaze to work on Rudy

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Oct 27, 2009 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ugh

I wake up this morning to find out NorskLOL picked up my sleeper rookie :(

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 27, 2009 11:14 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Greg had the most offensive rebounds of all players in the pre-season (29), and rivaled Dwight Howard's totals (65). Me likey.

But slowly things happen that they cannot help and the Blazers Fellowship of the Ring begins to break apart

by Norsktroll on Oct 27, 2009 11:15 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I hate you temporarily

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 27, 2009 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

qas that aan offensive rebound?

"Either way we have two phenomenal units. I'm excited to play with either one." - Martell Webster

by lee3022 on Oct 27, 2009 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have been wondering recently

if the rebounding prowess of Greg and Joel, along with the Blazers pace is what is keeping LaMarcus from getting 10 rebounds a game, or is it just his “softness”

Thoughts?

by tingeyga on Oct 27, 2009 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

actually he is on pace to get more than 10 in 36 minutes

Against Phoenix 13.5 rebounds per 36 minutes

"Either way we have two phenomenal units. I'm excited to play with either one." - Martell Webster

by lee3022 on Oct 27, 2009 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think it's that and Travis ripping all the rebounds out of his hands

But slowly things happen that they cannot help and the Blazers Fellowship of the Ring begins to break apart

by Norsktroll on Oct 27, 2009 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

both

watch him “box out”

by jksnake99 on Oct 27, 2009 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dante> Blair - faster, higher, quicker, better shooter

"Either way we have two phenomenal units. I'm excited to play with either one." - Martell Webster

by lee3022 on Oct 27, 2009 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Meh

But slowly things happen that they cannot help and the Blazers Fellowship of the Ring begins to break apart

by Norsktroll on Oct 27, 2009 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

YES!!!!!

Dante is going to be the best 2nd round pick since Milsap!! BOOOK IT!!!!!!!!!!!!

by idoltime on Oct 27, 2009 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dave's season preview post had some interesting rebounding numbers

Offensive rebounds 1st
Defensive rebounds 27th

What is the explanation behind that?

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Oct 27, 2009 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

we don’t miss shots?

Is it tomorrow yet?

by The Arkitect on Oct 27, 2009 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

wait, that’s backwards… our defense is horrible

Is it tomorrow yet?

by The Arkitect on Oct 27, 2009 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

maybe we’ve decided to give up lots of lay-ups and are going to shoot above 60% and crash hard?

by EvilKaramazov on Oct 27, 2009 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

slow pace of the game

NY is probably top 5 rebounding team on defense with the SSOL offense

by GreatOden'sRaven on Oct 27, 2009 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

we were something like 6th in % of terms available DRebs

but we play at a slow pace and allowed a lot of made shots, so there just were not many DRebs available.

by jksnake99 on Oct 27, 2009 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

qua = was

"Either way we have two phenomenal units. I'm excited to play with either one." - Martell Webster

by lee3022 on Oct 27, 2009 11:17 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

lol

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 27, 2009 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

bad when you mess up the cleanup

"Either way we have two phenomenal units. I'm excited to play with either one." - Martell Webster

by lee3022 on Oct 27, 2009 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Griffin..

out for 6 weeks ehhh…

Notes to Broyposse: "Don't let him pull that move, Don't let him pull that move! That's the move! Ohhhhhhh that's the move!"

by B-ROYalty on Oct 27, 2009 11:36 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs