10/26 Junk Drawer Trail Mix Grab Bag Mad Lib
by Y5k on Oct 25, 2009 11:32 PM PDT
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PrintThe Trail Blazers opening night is a few tantalizing hours away.
This calls for a Mad Lib:
Adjective:
Nickname:
Current Blazer:
Number:
Number:
B-ball statistic category:
Current Blazer:
Number:
Number:
B-ball statistic category:
Three Stooges member:
Synonym of "small":
Cartoon character:
Derogatory Adj:
Something smelly:
Current Blazer:
Positive adj:
Something ferocious:
Rocket's player:
Past-tense verb
Same Rocket's player:
Body part
Famous African American pop/R&B music pianist known to wear dark glasses:
Synonym for menacing:
Adjective:
.... wait for it ... don't cheat ...
The glorious Portland Trail Blazers opened their season with a ___(Adj)___ win over the Houston "___(nickname)____" Rockets at the Rose Garden Tuesday night.
___(Current Blazer)___ led all scorers with ____(number)___ points and ___ (number)___ ____(b-ball statistic category)__. ___(Current Blazer)___ added ____(number)___ points and ___ (number)___ ____(b-ball statistic category)____.
Houston was led by ___(Three Stooges member)___, who managed ___(synonym of "small")___ points and ___(cartoon character)___, whose ___(derogatory Adj)___ play reminded Trail Blazer fans of ___(something smelly)___.
"___(Current Blazer)___ is clearly The Man," said Blazers coach Nate McMillan. "This team is so ____(positive adj)___ that I don't know what more I could ask for."
There was a tense moment in the third period when backup center Joel "_____(something ferocious)____" Przybilla and ___(Rocket's player)____ grappled for a loose ball. Przybilla ___(past-tense verb) ___(same Rocket's player)____'s ___(body part)___. Referee ___(famous African American pop/R&B music pianist known to wear dark glasses)___ called Przybilla for the foul, but retracted the called after meeting the ____(synonym for menacing)____ center's ___(adj)____ glare.
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why do people insist on not spelling the lakers?
it’s either the fakers or the *akers or whatever. It gives way too much respect to that franchise. just say the LAKERS! It’s a compliment everytime someone refuses to type the lakers!
lakers lakers lakers lakers lakers lakers!!!
Go Blazers for gods sake!
Sternocleidomastoid is by far the coolest muscle name.
by GoBlaze22 on Oct 26, 2009 12:14 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Flakers. Live with it.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
by annthefan on Oct 26, 2009 1:19 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Sorry. I'm in a mood.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
From what I hear, that's an ever present condition with you.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
there's been alot of that going around lately
I'm gonna put the kibosh on you. You know I've kiboshed before. And I will kibosh again.
its a BE tradition
Senior Asian ambassador of Blazers Edge
by Philthyanimal on Oct 26, 2009 1:19 AM PDT up reply actions
Pardon, thee kerfuffling?
I would give it all up for a billion dollars
by Tyler Durrden on Oct 26, 2009 7:07 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
The JD is home of hearty rancor, vexation, hullabaloo, and Bacchanal … expecialy Bacchanal.
"Quid, Me Anxius Sum?"
http://www.cdbaby.com/Artist/Year5000
I do, most sincerely and with much bemusement, concur good sir!
I would give it all up for a billion dollars
by Tyler Durrden on Oct 26, 2009 8:12 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
This reminds me of an amusing anecdote I heard the other day.
A well to do man was crossing a footbridge when he came upon a dour man, who seemed most despondent. Out of curiosity the well to do man queries," Why tell me old chap, what is it that seems to be preying so heavily on your conscience?". To which the dour man replied “I no longer find humor in the world. My wife has recently, and after much struggle, finally succumbed to typhoid.” the well to do man thought for a moment and then responded,“Silly man, you haven’t lost your sense of humor, it simply slipped off a walking ledge on it’s way to the sanitorium!”
I would give it all up for a billion dollars
by Tyler Durrden on Oct 26, 2009 8:41 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
lol?
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Oct 26, 2009 9:04 AM PDT up reply actions
That joke killed in 1923
I would give it all up for a billion dollars
by Tyler Durrden on Oct 26, 2009 9:48 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Err....., 1893
I would give it all up for a billion dollars
by Tyler Durrden on Oct 26, 2009 10:35 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
see I'm not sure, I thought that sanitoriums were all the rage in the victorian era which happened, I believe,
after the end of the civil war. And typhoid, hmmm. I’ll have to check that too. Or not cause maybe I don’t care….
I would give it all up for a billion dollars
by Tyler Durrden on Oct 26, 2009 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions
I was simply back-dating the joke to appear to be more in the know.
I’m selfish like that.
"Quid, Me Anxius Sum?"
http://www.cdbaby.com/Artist/Year5000
I got totally confused as I was writing the joke. It was hard to do without access to the internet, would've been helpful to keep everything period.
I would give it all up for a billion dollars
by Tyler Durrden on Oct 26, 2009 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions
ah ... blogging without the internet is always hard.
Bravo, my friend.
"Quid, Me Anxius Sum?"
http://www.cdbaby.com/Artist/Year5000
Accidently just used it!!!
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Oct 26, 2009 9:04 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm serious though
it’s stupid that one group can use it in songs and sell CD’s to another group and then expect us not to sing along. It should be treated like the f-word and just be offensive. Instead it’s got some mythical power. If everyone could use it, it wouldn’t be so hurtful and wouldn’t have as much importance as people give it.
if the n word loses its meaning then wouldnt it lose its historical and cultural significance as well. It seems like one of the reasons that it should be kept taboo is as a reminder of how a minority group was treated by this country.
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
It's not taboo though
Go to www.tinychat.com and you’ll hear that word said over and over again by black people and typed by white people.
I heard some black people say that Eminem can say the n-word
I think that makes it a triple standard.
I’m not advocating that white people should be allowed to call anyone the n-word. I just think people shouldn’t gasp if I sing along to some rap song.
by tominhawaii on Oct 26, 2009 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions
doood
i wanna hear you sing along to rap songs spitting the N-word…
that would be so freaking awesome…
asians can also call their black friends the N word
I'd rather be your A-S-I-A-N
So we can drink Sake and smoke opium all day.
by tominhawaii on Oct 26, 2009 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions
Sake bombs is a killer on me...
I get the worst headaches…I wonder if it’s because I tend to only drink it with sushi…
Nice profile pic!!!!!!! Makes me want to hump you on this rainy day
Thanks?
The only alcohol that hurts me is wine coolers. I chugged a Nestea the other day and got the same indigestion I got in high school drinking wine coolers.
by tominhawaii on Oct 26, 2009 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions
wine coolers
i remember drinking those in high school and thinking it was the coolest thing ever.
i’m gonna send you an email later today, i’ll let you know…need your opinion on something something
Word
Yeah, wine coolers was the drink of choice when I was hanging out with the ladies. Not mine, it was their drink of choice.
by tominhawaii on Oct 26, 2009 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions
the problem with wine coolers
when i drank them with the ladies, they would get in the “laughing” mood but not the remove all inhibitions mood
They never got in the remove all inhibitions mood in high school
I was surrounded by too many southern Baptist
by tominhawaii on Oct 26, 2009 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions
Wine cooler are still my drink of choice
Violet Palmer is so much worse than being HIV positive. -staylost
come now, tom ... this is a losing argument everytime ... let it go, my friend.
"Quid, Me Anxius Sum?"
http://www.cdbaby.com/Artist/Year5000
I cannot sit idly by while this nation continues to embrace hypocrisy
No other minority group runs around using racial slurs towards one another.
(sorry tom. Actually, someone shouted that at me as I walked down the street in the Virgin Islands: “Hey Honkey!” Turned out to be an old friend. Sure did get my attention.)
"Quid, Me Anxius Sum?"
http://www.cdbaby.com/Artist/Year5000
I've been called a $%$# haole a few times
Seriously go to www.tinychat.com right now and count the number of times you hear or read the n-word. It’s just stupid. “N-word, why you trippin’? N-word, you need to stop trippin’! $%$% n-word, you know I don’t do that.”
oh I totally agree. It's stupid.
But I don’t think it’s something that can be changed by non-black people complaining about it. At least not much.
I myself hate the word, mostly because of the trouble it stirs up.
It’s ignorant, and using it more only spreads that ignorance.
Oh well …
/soapbox
"Quid, Me Anxius Sum?"
http://www.cdbaby.com/Artist/Year5000
I think it's only me, Oprah, and Cosby that think black people should have to stop using it too
I think the word is fun and use the n-word instead of “soda.” I’ll say to my black friend, “Hey coke, you want an n-word?” It’s classic.
The gun toting Portland Trail Blazers opened their season with a disturbingly fantastic win over the Houston “Did we really pay Ariza that Much?” Rockets at the Rose Garden Tuesday night.
Bayless led all scorers with 201 points and 63 blocks and ate 2 rockets. Oden added 200 points and 79 blocks as well, but did not eat anyone.
Houston was led by Moe, who managed patheti-sad -15 points and Mighty Max, whose parapallegic play reminded Trail Blazer fans of Channing Frye’s post game sweaty shorts.
“I is clearly The Man,” said Blazers coach Nate McMillan. “This team is so swell that I don’t know what more I could ask for.”
There was a tense moment in the third period when backup center Joel “Ghost Faced Manhandling Godzilla” Przybilla and Aaron Brookes grappled for a loose ball. Przybilla he pimp man slapped Brookes’ sense of self worth. Referee Kanye West called Przybilla for the foul, but retracted the called after meeting the vengeful center’s atomic deuce inducing glare.
by SabasforThree on Oct 26, 2009 12:15 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Atomic deuce inducing glare?
RACK HIM!
I would give it all up for a billion dollars
by Tyler Durrden on Oct 26, 2009 7:09 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Quite possible the greatest mad lib ever:
Kobe is my profile pic because of this beatdown I received.
by prezofdeath on Oct 26, 2009 12:28 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
yeah but looks like
sabas for three read it first, so its cheating.
Sternocleidomastoid is by far the coolest muscle name.
The charasmaric Portland Trail Blazers opened their season with a humorous win over the Houston buckeye Rockets at the Rose Garden Tuesday night.
travis outlaw led all scorers with 33 points and 7 assists. the thrilla added 7points and 7 assists.
Houston was led by shep who managed infentessimal points and foghorn leghorn, whose poopy play reminded Trail Blazer fans of poop.
juwan howard is clearly The Man," said Blazers coach Nate McMillan. “This team is so caring that I don’t know what more I could ask for.”
There was a tense moment in the third period when backup center Joel the predator" Przybilla and aaron smith grappled for a loose ball. Przybilla grenaded aaron smith’s sartorious. Referee barry manilow called Przybilla for the foul, but retracted the call after meeting the fresno state fan center’s extroverted glare.
Sternocleidomastoid is by far the coolest muscle name.
Costco Muffins!
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Kobe is my profile pic because of this beatdown I received.
also ... I'm not known for my sublty
, but I might have made the referee joke in the mad lib a bit too subtle, apparently.
http://www.cdbaby.com/Artist/Year5000
HELP me find awesome fanpost!
There’s a fanpost I remember from this summer that I’ve been wanting to check out but I can’t find it! It had to do with the offense and a fellow BEdger had basically taken a bunch of youtube videos of plays the Blazers run, embedded them and then discussed. I remember it got promoted to the front page. I wanted to check it out but I can’t find it! Anyone remember what I’m talking about? Thanks.
ah man, I remember that post. It was awesome.
errr…. but you’d have the same luck finding it as me.
It was only like 3 or 4 weeks ago, as I recall.
"Quid, Me Anxius Sum?"
http://www.cdbaby.com/Artist/Year5000
if you can think of a few key words that might have been used
that would narrow it down a little
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
(now don't tell anyone from anyother teams)
"Quid, Me Anxius Sum?"
http://www.cdbaby.com/Artist/Year5000
definitely not
the trick to finding it was to look at the list of most popular fanposts of all time. This one has 150 recs currently.
You beat me to it. I have it bookmarked.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
What's everyone doing for Halloween?
I want to know what your costumes and plans are for the evening.
"We believe" -Rudy Fernandez
Maybe I'll make the JD tomorrow with this topic.
I have not heard of anything going on that sounds cool. I usually always hear of a party or five by now.
"We believe" -Rudy Fernandez
I waffled between halloween and Mad lib ... but I thought there was still time for Halloween another day.
I, as usual, am attempting to assemble a truly frightening zombie horde to pub-crawl around in menacing manner. You are all welcome to join, but we’ll be in Hong Kong this year … wearing these T-shirts:
!
!
"Quid, Me Anxius Sum?"
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Nice.
I’m going to be a Zombie Blazer Dancer. Hot outfit, but super gorey. I can’t wait.
"We believe" -Rudy Fernandez
I'm just nuts for zombies ... provided it's not the zombie apocolypse.
That zombie Blazer dancer should be pretty good. Cheerleaders in general are a little scary.
"Quid, Me Anxius Sum?"
http://www.cdbaby.com/Artist/Year5000
I love them too.
I manage to be some variation of them every other Halloween or so.
I saw a bunch of peeps dressed up as zombies this past Saturday when I went out for drinks. I’m bummed out, apparently there was a “zombie walk” downtown and a ton of them took over pioneer square to do the Thriller dance.
"We believe" -Rudy Fernandez
ah man ... I missed one of those in Washing DC once by a few hours. I wondered around and around hte capitol mall looking for hte zombies, asking people. They thought I was NUTS!
We did one in Portland one Halloween. Had about 20 zombies … stopped traffic, rocked some cars, raided parties. It was a BLAST.
"Quid, Me Anxius Sum?"
http://www.cdbaby.com/Artist/Year5000
The Great Pumpkin is on TV tomorrow.
If you don’t mind, I already have a Great Pumpkin Post, and there’s still several days left to get some Halloween junk going.
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
I get beat most of the time also. I’ve had it ready for a few days.
I thought about making the title a little ambiguous so it’s hard to tell it’s junk.
Besides it’s full of all kinds of basketball stats that prove Greg Oden is The Great Pumpkin.
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
ooh
you could go extra special crazy and make it a fanshot JD.. been awhile since we had one of those
that fanshot is funky stuff - not sure i could get it in there very easy
i don’t think they have polls, or maybe they do??
Do you think a cut & paste would work?
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
hmm good point that can be trickier
Watch out for cut & paste from word!!!!!! You should always cut & paste into a text editor first to get rid of the extra formatting that you will likely unknowingly stick into your fan post if you post directly from word.
I’m trying to remember which brp JD was a fanshot and if there was anything like a poll in it. Maybe it’d be best to stick with a fanpost for something this endeavorous
Blazer/Rocket rematch, I’m afraid I won’t be answering the door.
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
NBA League Pass Question
Someone mentioned a week or so ago that anyone can watch games online for free using the league pass for the first week. Does anyone have a link to this information or know how to access it?
Thanks!
I just called my cable provider and it's free on the TV starting Tuesday
I don’t know nothing about the online but it’s probably at www.nba.com
Man, I gotta get some USA cable.
you guys got it all.
China TV sucks.
They are obsessed with badminton, billiards, table tennis … ah, you’ve heard me make this complaint before.
Good night all.
It’s 11 pm here.
See you in a few hours.
"Quid, Me Anxius Sum?"
http://www.cdbaby.com/Artist/Year5000
believe me ... it's a lot more fun to watch than snooker.
"Quid, Me Anxius Sum?"
http://www.cdbaby.com/Artist/Year5000
Ben. is supposed to be on 95.5 at 8:20 AM
Don’t know if that has been mentioned or not.
Also, they are going to broadcast 24 hours of Blazer content starting tonight at 6.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
I couldn't get the on-line stream
and wasn’t going to get up and turn on the stereo. I would have had to mute or turn off the TV and possibly miss a chance to hear Heidi Collins of CNN make my day voice… AINT GONNA HAPPEN…
usually “the game” puts on Dave for about 4 minutes of proverbial garbage time and I figure Ben will get about the same treatment.
I'm gonna put the kibosh on you. You know I've kiboshed before. And I will kibosh again.
dingdingding
it was like hearing ben speak the cliff notes version of everything you’ve heard too much about in regards to the Blazers. You were right to stay with Heidi.
no brainer
I wish Heidi would take a side-gig as LandMark’s new spokesmodel. This new gal they got just doesn’t rev my engine. Not unlike the FOX News morning choices who look like Charlie’s Angel’s rejects.
I'm gonna put the kibosh on you. You know I've kiboshed before. And I will kibosh again.
Not unlike the FOX News morning choices who look like Charlie’s Angel’s rejects.
This is a sketch comedy gag waiting to happen.
beside's their bad 80's hair
ever notice FOX does the full body shot on it’s ladies and how they’re always pulling on their skirts to cover up their thighs. There’s no material left anyways to stretch down, and the cottage cheese is on the back of their legs anyways. FOX is so repulsive.
I'm gonna put the kibosh on you. You know I've kiboshed before. And I will kibosh again.
Laurie Dhue
I'm gonna put the kibosh on you. You know I've kiboshed before. And I will kibosh again.
I hope you don't mean Kiran Chetry
She left FOX some time ago. I get that shiver down my spine feeling when I see her try to smile. She’s the kind of person who swerves to hit small animals on the road and then evil laughs about it until the next stop.
I'm gonna put the kibosh on you. You know I've kiboshed before. And I will kibosh again.
you think?
my earlier description feels off…. to me she is more like the female spider that bites the head off her mating partner
I'm gonna put the kibosh on you. You know I've kiboshed before. And I will kibosh again.
perky is somewhat apt
I concede somewhat
I'm gonna put the kibosh on you. You know I've kiboshed before. And I will kibosh again.
she has more of a FOX personality
I think she’s jealous of Heidi and its palpable. I think she was jealous of Paige Hopkins at FOX. She should realize it’s a no win situation and sign with HLN where looks and bad personalities don’t matter
I'm gonna put the kibosh on you. You know I've kiboshed before. And I will kibosh again.
I'm more into the local reporters here
Stephanie Lum is my favorite
http://www.khnl.com/Global/category.asp?C=86517
by tominhawaii on Oct 26, 2009 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions
you got it good
watching your local news seems pretty easy on the eyes
I'm gonna put the kibosh on you. You know I've kiboshed before. And I will kibosh again.
Here you go.
And Idol, I remembered to open in a new window.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
I must reconsider
FOX may be more fair and balanced then I realized!
I'm gonna put the kibosh on you. You know I've kiboshed before. And I will kibosh again.
Hahahahaha!
That’s the only reason fat old white men pay attention to FOX.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
Erm. Not that you're old or fat.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
meh
maybe its cuz im not into blondes.. thats about all they got over there
by GreatOden'sRaven on Oct 26, 2009 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions
this should probably be something Ann should post, but I can't help myself:
ahem clears throat
Theeee sun’ll come out, tomorrow,
bet yer bottom dollar that tomorrowww,
There’ll be suuuuuun.
Just thinkin’ about, tomorrow,
clears the cobwebs and the sorrowwww,
till there’s nooone!
Tooo-morrowww, tomorrow,
The Blazers win, tomorrow,
We’re onlyyyyy a daaaaaaaaaaay
aaaaaaaaaaaa-waaaaaaaaaaay!
bows
by DrivetheLane on Oct 26, 2009 8:01 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
rec. Especially since tomorrow is OPENING DAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
that's why i posted it!
I’m glad it gets the Ann seal of approval :)
by DrivetheLane on Oct 26, 2009 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions
here's my completed madlib:
The glorious Portland Trail Blazers opened their season with a lively win over the Houston “Bud” Rockets at the Rose Garden Tuesday night.
Nic Batum led all scorers with 7points and 13 rebounds. Brandon Roy added 21 points and 5 assists.
Houston was led by Moe, who managed tiny points and Elmer Fudd, whose skanky play reminded Trail Blazer fans of poop.
“Joel Przybilla is clearly The Man,” said Blazers coach Nate McMillan. “This team is so glorious that I don’t know what more I could ask for.”
There was a tense moment in the third period when backup center Joel “Lion” Przybilla and Carl Landry grappled for a loose ball. Przybilla owned Carl Landry’s eye. Referee Ray Charles called Przybilla for the foul, but retracted the called after meeting the intimidating center’s funny glare.
(it seems the statistician was confused about the leading scorer.)
yes, but you are the first to get the "Ray Charles" or "Stevie Wonder" as referee joke!
"Quid, Me Anxius Sum?"
http://www.cdbaby.com/Artist/Year5000
i didnt realize it wasn't obvious.
i laughed when i got to that one.
by DrivetheLane on Oct 26, 2009 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't think so.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
the key (sorry for the pun) was "pianist"
"Quid, Me Anxius Sum?"
http://www.cdbaby.com/Artist/Year5000
Rec to y5k for including "Trail Mix" in today's Junk Drawer
I'm gonna put the kibosh on you. You know I've kiboshed before. And I will kibosh again.
it's goin down like the catalina wine mixer.
Notes to Broyposse: "Don't let him pull that move, Don't let him pull that move! That's the move! Ohhhhhhh that's the move!"
by Slickrex on Oct 26, 2009 9:01 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Man, I'm so glad the season is about to start
We’ve reached the point on BE where some arguments are like politics and religion. Everyone has their beliefs and even common sense will not convince them to pull their heads out of their butts.
I’m sick of people placing so much emphasis on the preseason.
I’m sick of people expecting only their favorite players to improve.
I’m sick of people thinking Nate is unable to change his coaching style, when we have all witnessed his transformation from Sarge to Coach.
I’m sick of people saying the Blazers bigman depth is going to be detrimental to the team, but the lack of bigman depth on other teams is not important.
I’m sick of folks preaching “thinning the heard” or “consolidate the roster” in the same breath as their bigman depth complain.
I’m sick of people complaining about Dave, Ben, and the moderators.
I’m sick of other stuff, but I’m sick of complaining.
by tominhawaii on Oct 26, 2009 9:04 AM PDT reply actions 11 recs
and that's all the news that's fit to print.
Well said, Tom. I agree on all points.
by DrivetheLane on Oct 26, 2009 9:06 AM PDT up reply actions
who gets sick of complaining
you are weird, and I think we can all agree on that
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
by jonestr on Oct 26, 2009 9:07 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yeah.
I hardly come on here anymore, all the complaining is driving me crazy.
"We believe" -Rudy Fernandez
sticking to the JD helps.
if you can wade through the snark, which is considerable and growing.
by DrivetheLane on Oct 26, 2009 9:11 AM PDT up reply actions
like your face?
You know it is bad when the snark stops making any sense and is just snarky for snark’s sake.
yeah. and that's what seems to be happening.
kind of annoying, but nothing compared to what Tom is talking about.
by DrivetheLane on Oct 26, 2009 9:14 AM PDT up reply actions
I'll PWN you if you bring up the preseason
It’s like a video game. The preseason/training camp is that stupid first level where you walk around learning what all the buttons do. You don’t take on some big boss in the practice level.
And just like every job I’ve had. I was taught the fundamentals before anything else, so that if the poo hit the fan, at least I could rely on my fundamentals.
In one post, I sweat some folks were acting like if it’s not practiced in the preseaon, then it will never be practiced ever.
Poor play in the preseason is what it is
Its reason for minor concern, and that’s what people expressed. Any major concern or panic was indeed unnecessary, but people overreact on blogs. It happens.
Who won the most during pre-season? Who won in the most convincing fashion? I seriously have no idea.
Were the Cavs good? I saw Dallas win at least 2 games. Were the Celtics good? Did the Lakers play? I heard Durant scored 35 points in a game, were the Thunder good? I really don’t know and really don’t care much.
saw C.frye drop 29 on someone
but they use a smaller ball in preseason and no one is really trying
""..Sometimes the songs that we hear are just songs of our own . . . "
that 29 was against the Phoenix Mercury
in a one on five WNBA pre-season scrum and Channing won 29-4, but to be fair they only played 4 10 minute quarters (full court)
I'm gonna put the kibosh on you. You know I've kiboshed before. And I will kibosh again.
PhoenixStan wrote it's more fun to cover the WNBA
For one, the Mercury won it all, which isn’t something to be expected from the Suns in the next 3-5 years. So the bandwaggon was empty and comfy. And the players act more human. They are usually not 6’5" or over, and nobody makes more than 100k.
actually it was one of those no D affairs against sacremento
C. Frye C 35:12 9-12 4-5 7-7 +33 1 3 2 1 0 0 0 4 29
7-7 from the line
9-12 overall
4-5 from 3
team had 143 pts i think
""..Sometimes the songs that we hear are just songs of our own . . . "
Oden killed Sacto also
Hopefully he can carry that into the season.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
We weren't running the fast break!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
That was one complaint that ticket me off the most. I’m thinking practicing running the team’s sets is more important than easy buckets in the preseason.
I agree
I just think it’s something you practice after everyone understands the fundamentals.
by tominhawaii on Oct 26, 2009 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions
Boston, Dallas, Cleveland, Lakers, Jazz, Clippers, Hawks and Bulls were good.
The Magic, though, were by far the most impressive.
The Nets, Raptors, Bobcats, Heat, Hornets, Thunder and Kings were bad.
I can’t read anymore “here is who should start on opening night”. Alea iacta est. We can start complaining again if Miller is acting grumpy because he’s not starting and/or closing out games by 2010 or All-Star break and the team is below .500. I would assume until then any problems have corrected themselves, or we will discuss about bigger issues than who plays 30 and who plays 25 minutes.
Pervert! You leave that child alone!
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
Oh. Okay. Hug inappropriately away then.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
Awkward is a life lesson one must learn to deal with.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
Hubby likes to think so.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
do you drink dos equis?
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
if that's a comment about my poll, well done.
"Quid, Me Anxius Sum?"
http://www.cdbaby.com/Artist/Year5000
saw a hilarious exchange on the lady I know that married herself.
Self married put out a long blog post about marrying herself (I didnt read it), but one comment was spot on and the response was a summary of the self delusion
Lady-You’re deleted crazy! "In attendance "Myself and I,"" does not equal nine. You can’t count yourself twice. So some guy broke up with you. GET OVER IT. It happens to EVERYONE.
I enjoy reading your blog…
Reply
Hi Lindsey.
Bite me.
And then get over yourself.
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
Can she divorce herself too?
Assuming things don’t work out. Sometimes people rush into these things. Hopefully she signed a pre-nup.
I'm gonna put the kibosh on you. You know I've kiboshed before. And I will kibosh again.
maybe she already has MPD
so marrying herself might be a realistic option
I'm gonna put the kibosh on you. You know I've kiboshed before. And I will kibosh again.
murder suicide
sid and nancy style without the phase delay
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
This trade HAS TO HAPPEN
http://games.espn.go.com/nba/tradeMachine?tradeId=ylasam8
The NBA World needs Omri Casspi and Hamed Haddadi on the same team.
And it makes both teams 41 wins better. Hollinger must be a big supporter of this deal.
And yeah, Haddadi hanging out with Casspi would be more desirable than hanging out with Darius Miles and Damon.
Yeah
I should have sent Haddadi to Sacramento, but I thought the idea of Zach and other knuckleheads on that team trying to grasp the Middle East conflict would be high comedy.
by tominhawaii on Oct 26, 2009 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions
wow, who knew that those players would be such good fits with their new teams? Hollinger likes ’em.
I really hope the games start streaming on Blazers.com soon.
If I had to term the present situation, it would have to be a series of unfortunate events.
by Cablinasian on Oct 26, 2009 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions
Petrie and Wallace might get a nobel peace prize if that trade happened
or they might start an international incident.
Someone would be outraged as well
That would provide some entertainment.
by tominhawaii on Oct 26, 2009 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions
is something wrong with my eyes,
or does that link say sac has a $98.5 mil payroll?
according to storyteller’s site they’re sitting at just under $69 mil
"I think twittering and all that facebook crap just makes you a loser." ~ Charles Barkley
Threats to Natural Selection--The Yellow Box (personal locator):
Last month two men and their teenage sons tackled one of the world’s most unforgiving summertime hikes: the Grand Canyon’s parched and searing Royal Arch Loop. Along with bedrolls and freeze-dried food, the inexperienced backpackers carried a personal locator beacon — just in case.
In the span of three days, the group pushed the panic button three times, mobilizing helicopters for dangerous, lifesaving rescues inside the steep canyon walls.
What was that emergency? The water they had found to quench their thirst “tasted salty.”
Oh for gods sake. Stuuuuupid.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
I hope they were charged $$$ for each "rescue"
"Quid, Me Anxius Sum?"
http://www.cdbaby.com/Artist/Year5000
Question of the day:
If you had only one choice, which would you pick:
A) Blazers get to the All-Star break at 31-10 without Greg averaging a double double
B) Greg gets an All-Star nod because he averaged 17/11/1.5 and our record is 25-16
Obviously in reality, those two probably would go hand and hand but if you had a choice which one would it be? I’m leaning heavily towards option B.
Have a great work/school day folks!
option B, because I would assume that we would go 31-10 the second half of the season (it’s better to finish strong)
by The Arkitect on Oct 26, 2009 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions
i just assumed
the records would be the same.
in reality, if the team was 31-10 and Greg wasn’t getting a double double, it means he’s probably still averaging something like 17/9. He’d be darn close.
by DrivetheLane on Oct 26, 2009 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions
i did stick to the rules.
i meant I assumed the record for the second half would be the same as the first half. I’d rather have 62 wins and a high seed than 50 wins and a low seed.
by DrivetheLane on Oct 26, 2009 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions
it’s too late, I have made my assumptions and I’m sticking to them
by The Arkitect on Oct 26, 2009 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions
option a
winning is all that matters
I'm gonna put the kibosh on you. You know I've kiboshed before. And I will kibosh again.
if Greg is good, we have a much better chance of winning in the playoffs and in the future. That’s still a 50 win season.
I really hope the games start streaming on Blazers.com soon.
If I had to term the present situation, it would have to be a series of unfortunate events.
by Cablinasian on Oct 26, 2009 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions
the Blazers are no better than the 6th best team this year
The chances of a title this year are minuscule. To ever win one, we need a dominant Oden. Him taking a big step toward that this year is more important— by a lot— than 5 games in the standings.
yeah, I think I’m gonna refer to everyone who doesn’t predict the Blazers winning the division as “William” for a while
by The Arkitect on Oct 26, 2009 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions
I do think the Blazers are the best team in their division
I think its far from a guarantee, as Utah and Denver will be good, but the 5 teams better than the Blazers I was referring to were LA, SA, Orl, Bos and Cle.
Orlando looks incredibly balanced...
and Brandon Bass mid range jump shot is better this year. I saw the game they played Atlanta and just flat out destroyed them at all positions.
Orlando played the best of anyone in the preseason, and it wasn't close
Their top 9 is really strong.
that's correct
I think its possible the Blazers finish 6th in the West, but as of now I have them picked for 3rd.
True, but again, this team isn't winning a title this year
also, in case (b) its very possible we win more in the 2nd half than in case (a).
the second half is the real consideration.
i just assumed 2nd half record would be the same and based my decision on that. If BRP had stipulated a second half record, it would have affected my decision.
by DrivetheLane on Oct 26, 2009 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions
yes, lets assume 2nd half remains the same
too bad i can’t edit the question…
it would be a fun poll question for all the lurkers to participate in
You'll still be really upset when they don't win it
Maybe even angry
by tominhawaii on Oct 26, 2009 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions
depends on how it happens, but probobly
I tend to react emotionally, then given a couple weeks to recover I become rational again.
Yeah
Even I’ll be upset if they took the Lakers to 7 and lose in the WCF, but depending on how it goes down, I could walk away saying “they put up a good fight.” You tend to go the “should have done this instead” route. Not that’s it’s a bad thing.
by tominhawaii on Oct 26, 2009 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions
I guess that's true
I thought they had the the talent to beat Houston last year though and failed to show up in games 1 and 6. If the Blazers lose to a clearly superior Lakers team, that would be devastating but I think I would be less likely to criticize immediately following the series.
I already plan on blaming Outlaw
Even if he gets traded.
by tominhawaii on Oct 26, 2009 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I still think winning together as a team is more important
All Star games are a popularity or lack-of-other-good-centers contest.
Would I like him to average a double double? Yes, I would love that. I think he can do that and the Blazers still win. 12 and 10 would be awesome, and he could still make the All Star team.
Is Greg scoring 17 points this year going to lead to a championship in the future? Not necessarily. He can still work on his offense within the confines of trying to win.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
fair enough
I would definitely trade a few wins in the standings to see a dominant Oden— no matter how he dominates— as opposed to last year’s Oden.
yeah, there is some truth to that
Since having a confident Oden in the playoffs would be sweet.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
I just think that if Nate starts valuing something over winning, then
It might cause the team to lose focus. Decisions should almost always be about winning – then no one can question you.
I am not saying they should focus on winning in the short term only, but Nate should not give the impression that it is ok to sacrifice some games to develop a player. That could lead to negativity.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
Nate didn't pull his starters with 14 point leads two minutes left and playing against the other teams scrubs
doubt he takes any win for granted or is willing to sacrifice any games for any reason – -
""..Sometimes the songs that we hear are just songs of our own . . . "
is any of your decision emotional?
mine is. just want Greg to do really well even if we lose a few games because of it.
I agree with this sentiment. I would rather he averaged more blocks than points in your question though.
by EvilKaramazov on Oct 26, 2009 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions
Winning is more important
Growth takes time, and I doubt Greg cares more about individual accomplishments than winning.
I choose A.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
I think making the All Star game and doing well statistically would be a pleasant side effect of the winning. I think he is mentally over trying to compete with Durant.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
From his one interview answer of "Whatever, we made the playoffs and they didnt...."
tells me that is not over it….or still be jaded…
that wasn’t the exact quote but close i think
Option B, natch.
I really hope the games start streaming on Blazers.com soon.
If I had to term the present situation, it would have to be a series of unfortunate events.
by Cablinasian on Oct 26, 2009 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions
a. They'll be 30-11
No need to choose – Elgin
Without you out there, we're nowhere here
Greg could average 25 and 9
be an all star
and we can be 30-11
Sounds good to me
by Starvin' Marvin on Oct 26, 2009 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions
PLAUSIBLE
that was a rad one.. i love that show
by GreatOden'sRaven on Oct 26, 2009 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions
they hit the ground at the same time
so fiziks 101
cool to see you back EK
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
yeah, it’s totally out of a textbook, but, I’ve never seen it done.
by EvilKaramazov on Oct 26, 2009 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions
this place is about to explode LOL
The Princess of Blazersedge
It just takes an iron fist to keep the riff raff under control and her princess hand is mad strong- Idoltime
I'm so excited...
and I just can’t hide it
by The Arkitect on Oct 26, 2009 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions
Tonight’s the night we’re gonna make it happen
Tonight we’ll put all other things aside
Get in this time and show me some affection
We’re goin’ for those pleasures in the night
by EvilKaramazov on Oct 26, 2009 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions
Listen buddy
We don’t have to take our clothes off
to have a good time.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
I want to love you, feel you, wrap myself around you
I want to squeeze you, please you, I just can’t get enough
And if you move real slow I let it go
by EvilKaramazov on Oct 26, 2009 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions
So I put my hands up
They’re playing my song,
And the butterflys fly away
Noddin’ my head like yea
Movin my hips like yea
I got my hands up,
They’re playin my song
I know im gonna be ok
Yea, It’s a party in the USA
Yea, It’s a party in the USA
We’re just a biological speculation
Sittin’ here, vibratin’
And we don’t know what we’re vibratin’ about
by EvilKaramazov on Oct 26, 2009 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions
I want you to want me.
I need you to need me.
Id love you to love me.
Im beggin you to beg me.
Ill shine up the old brown shoes, put on a brand-new shirt.
Ill get home early from work if you say that you love me.
Didnt i, didnt i, didnt I see you cryin?
Oh, didnt i, didnt i, didnt I see you cryin?
Feelin all alone without a friend, you know you feel like dyin.
Oh, didnt i, didnt i, didnt I see you cryin?
Feelin all alone without a friend, you know you feel like dyin.
Oh, didnt i, didnt i, didnt I see you cryin?
by The Arkitect on Oct 26, 2009 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions
i hear this every day in my dorm room
lessssss go
by dougall5505 on Oct 26, 2009 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions
it is
a stupid, stupid song
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
fortunately
i have not heard that song at any dances i go to
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
its growing on me lol. i’ve danced to that song a bunch. some good times
lessssss go
by dougall5505 on Oct 26, 2009 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions
i see
kinda like me and lil wayne songs lol
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
I was looking for a photo of chamberlain in conan the destroyer, to suggest a mental state for Oden going through the season, but I found this and let all other motivations slide.
by EvilKaramazov on Oct 26, 2009 11:02 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I watched Princess Bride over the weekend. I forgot how many great one liners there are in that movie….
by EvilKaramazov on Oct 26, 2009 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions
Yes it does
Prince Humperdinck: [sincerely] Tyrone, you know how much I love watching you work, but I’ve got my country’s 500th anniversary to plan, my wedding to arrange, my wife to murder and Guilder to frame for it; I’m swamped.
Count Rugen: Get some rest. If you haven’t got your health, then you haven’t got anything.
Inigo Montoya: Who are you?
Man in Black: No one of consequence.
Inigo Montoya: I must know…
Man in Black: Get used to disappointment.
Inigo Montoya: ’kay.
Prince Humperdinck: First things first, to the death.
Westley: No. To the pain.
Prince Humperdinck: I don’t think I’m quite familiar with that phrase.
Westley: I’ll explain and I’ll use small words so that you’ll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon.
Prince Humperdinck: That may be the first time in my life a man has dared insult me.
Westley: It won’t be the last. To the pain means the first thing you will lose will be your feet below the ankles. Then your hands at the wrists. Next your nose.
Prince Humperdinck: And then my tongue I suppose, I killed you too quickly the last time. A mistake I don’t mean to duplicate tonight.
Westley: I wasn’t finished. The next thing you will lose will be your left eye followed by your right.
Prince Humperdinck: And then my ears, I understand let’s get on with it.
Westley: WRONG. Your ears you keep and I’ll tell you why. So that every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish. Every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman who cries out, “Dear God! What is that thing,” will echo in your perfect ears. That is what to the pain means. It means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery forever.
Prince Humperdinck: I think you’re bluffing.
Westley: It’s possible, Pig, I might be bluffing. It’s conceivable, you miserable, vomitous mass, that I’m only lying here because I lack the strength to stand. But, then again… perhaps I have the strength after all.
[slowly rises and points sword directly at the prince]
Westley: DROP… YOUR… SWORD!
Prince Humperdinck: [Humperdinck’s mouth hangs open, drops sword to floor]
I get the paper, so I don't care!
Inigo Montoya: That Vizzini, he can fuss.
Fezzik: Fuss, fuss… I think he like to scream at us.
Inigo Montoya: Probably he means no harm.
Fezzik: He’s really very short on charm.
Inigo Montoya: You have a great gift for rhyme.
Fezzik: Yes, yes, some of the time.
Vizzini: Enough of that.
Inigo Montoya: Fezzik, are there rocks ahead?
Fezzik: If there are, we all be dead.
Vizzini: No more rhyming now, I mean it.
Fezzik: Anybody want a peanut?
by GreatOden'sRaven on Oct 26, 2009 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions
This is what it's like outside, right now:
In and out of rivers, streams of death in life, whose banks were rotting into mud, whose waters, thickened with slime, invaded the contorted mangroves, that seemed to writhe at us in the extremity of an impotent despair. Nowhere did we stop long enough to get a particularlised impression, but the general sense of vague and oppressive wonder grew upon me. It was like a weary pilgrimage amongst hints for nightmares."
you have no idea how proud I am of myself for being able to identify that.
great piece of work.
by DrivetheLane on Oct 26, 2009 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions
nice. I used the interwebs to find it. As i rode to work today, one street i ride on, had turned into a small brown river.
by EvilKaramazov on Oct 26, 2009 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions
thickened with slime, invaded the contorted mangroves, that seemed to writhe at us in the extremity of an impotent despair
i never noticed the sexuality of that passage. colonialism ftl, indeed.
by DrivetheLane on Oct 26, 2009 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions
YOU'RE SOME PIECE OF WORK
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
are you yelling at me?
why are you yelling at me?
by DrivetheLane on Oct 26, 2009 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions
oh lord
someone used the correct your/you’re
my life is complete
by Starvin' Marvin on Oct 26, 2009 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions
mad libs are lib-erating
The glorious Portland Trail Blazers opened their season with a homely win over the Houston “Buzz” Rockets at the Rose Garden Tuesday night.
Nic Batum led all scorers with 26 points and 54 assists. Houston was led by Shemp, who managed diminuitive points, and Foghorn Leghorn, whose ugly play reminded Trail Blazer fans of awesome weed.
“Bayless is clearly The Man,” said Blazers coach Nate McMillan. “This team is so fortified that I don’t know what more I could ask for.”
There was a tense moment in the third period when backup center Joel “Mountain Lion” Przybilla and Luis Scola grappled for a loose ball. Przybilla jumped Scola’s spleen. Referee Stevie Wonder called Przybilla for the foul, but retracted the called after meeting the lurking center’s floral glare.
Without you out there, we're nowhere here
Nic Batum gonna have surgery to repair torn labrum
Timetable for return yet to be determined
I would give it all up for a billion dollars
by Tyler Durrden on Oct 26, 2009 11:38 AM PDT via mobile reply actions
Woah
Martell is the starter now huh?
by Starvin' Marvin on Oct 26, 2009 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions
Crap!
I am glad we didn’t thin theherd yet
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Oct 26, 2009 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions
Too late
The ball is already set into motion
by tominhawaii on Oct 26, 2009 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions
you better have a link
or else i’m gonna assume you’re being dumb.
by DrivetheLane on Oct 26, 2009 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions
it’s blowing up twitter right now… Ben posted it http://twitter.com/blazersedge/
by The Arkitect on Oct 26, 2009 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions
Source close to Batum expects lengthy recovery time.
by Starvin' Marvin on Oct 26, 2009 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions
Batum in gym today, doesn’t appear to be in pain.
by DrivetheLane on Oct 26, 2009 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions
the last message says
doesn’t appear to be in pain and is in the gym. is he standing around and not in pain or is he doing stuff? i don’t see anything on espn, yahoo, or oregonlive right now.
by DrivetheLane on Oct 26, 2009 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions
lets not freak out… we have 3’s to spare
by The Arkitect on Oct 26, 2009 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions
Batum
is my second favorite player on the team. and this is a major injury. torn labrum, i’d think, is probably at least half the year.
by DrivetheLane on Oct 26, 2009 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm so pent up...I really want to freak out...
now I can!…lol
so we slide Webster or Outlaw into the starting role, the other is the back-up 3 and we use Howard as the back-up 4 till Batum is back? Not a huge drop off in talent there… we’ll be fine
by The Arkitect on Oct 26, 2009 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions
our 2nd unit would be
Dre
Rex
Rudy
Outlaw
Przy
by Starvin' Marvin on Oct 26, 2009 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions
he is the back-up banger we’ve been looking for
by The Arkitect on Oct 26, 2009 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions
I know...but...but
I wanted Nic to rock it this year….I feel so bad for him…I also think we will really miss his passion for defense
too late. I'm freaking.
I reeeaaalllly wanted Batum to step up and be The Man this year. Oh well. Go Marty!
"Quid, Me Anxius Sum?"
http://www.cdbaby.com/Artist/Year5000
Just heard on 95.5
I’m on mobile so I can’t link, I’m sure someone else will though
I would give it all up for a billion dollars
by Tyler Durrden on Oct 26, 2009 11:45 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
apology?
AHEM!
I would give it all up for a billion dollars
by Tyler Durrden on Oct 26, 2009 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions
oh man!
Why wasn’t this discovered when he came back from Europe? Weird. Did it progressively get worse?
I get the paper, so I don't care!
Yes.
I have contact to a “close source” and it will be a long recovery, so don’t listen to anyone saying it won’t be. At least for now that’s the assumption.
"We believe" -Rudy Fernandez
Well we are friends now, so yes.
I do have her number.
But either way, Nico is out and it totally sucks. Luckily we are super deep so it shouldn’t effect us horribly. But poor Nic :(
"We believe" -Rudy Fernandez
didn't mean to call u out
was just wondering if that was your source
lessssss go
by dougall5505 on Oct 26, 2009 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions
no you totally did call you out
LMAO
S
The Princess of Blazersedge
It just takes an iron fist to keep the riff raff under control and her princess hand is mad strong- Idoltime
omg blazersedging while sick is hazerdous
“you totally did call HER out "
jeezzzzzzzzzzzz
The Princess of Blazersedge
It just takes an iron fist to keep the riff raff under control and her princess hand is mad strong- Idoltime
she's a sweet heart she's take care of him
he’s a g status hoop star, i tell you he’ll be back sooner than later but still
word on the street is that this isn’t a short term thing, hes out, for like, the season
S
The Princess of Blazersedge
It just takes an iron fist to keep the riff raff under control and her princess hand is mad strong- Idoltime
the whole season seems rigth.
torn laburm is a major injury. i bet even if he comes back “early” that means March.
by DrivetheLane on Oct 26, 2009 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Rudy is totally popping wood right now
“vota me playing time”
Violet Palmer is so much worse than being HIV positive. -staylost
you're right, brp.
i’ll pull myself together.
by DrivetheLane on Oct 26, 2009 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions
well damn
torn labrums are not fun
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
no way man, this is how Rudy gets him 30 mpg.
Violet Palmer is so much worse than being HIV positive. -staylost
And I just traded for him in fantasy basketball
Well, technically I traded Hamilton, and just took the lowest ranked guy on the other roster :)
4 months puts him back at the all-star break
by The Arkitect on Oct 26, 2009 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah.
Nic done till at least March is my thought. which means no reason for him to play in the playoffs.
by DrivetheLane on Oct 26, 2009 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Ya’ll are a bunch of Chicken Littles… is it tomorrow yet?
by The Arkitect on Oct 26, 2009 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions
nope.
i don’t think the sky is falling. my initial chagrin has worn off now. the Blazers will be fine. hopefully Martel can bring it on the defensive end.
by DrivetheLane on Oct 26, 2009 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions
i'm just saying he's gonna be out...
doesn’t mean i’m freaking out about the season…
we still will be golden..it’s all about GO this year
I more meant freaking out about his injury, not what it means to the team...
I think I’ve reached my breaking point for freaking out over little things… I wanna wait and see how the surgery goes and how severe the tear is before speculating how long he’ll be out
by The Arkitect on Oct 26, 2009 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions
i'm not speculating...i know!!!
speculating is for people who freak out, making up facts are for people with calm demeanor and reason aka me.
just like Joel is a Mormon?
Is it tomorrow yet?
by The Arkitect on Oct 26, 2009 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
yeah
went to church with him this weekend…you guys can believe whatever you want, i roll with my made up facts
just in general, or was this supposed to be a reply… either way is fine by me
by The Arkitect on Oct 26, 2009 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions
Insider info
this place is about to explode LOL
The Princess of Blazersedge
It just takes an iron fist to keep the riff raff under control and her princess hand is mad strong- Idoltime
by BlazerFan1 on Oct 26, 2009 10:36 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
by Starvin' Marvin on Oct 26, 2009 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions
This keeps Cunningham from having to go to Boise
I suspect him. – Elgin
Without you out there, we're nowhere here
oh thats right
i forgot about Dante.. hope he gets some run
by GreatOden'sRaven on Oct 26, 2009 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions
World's largest thesaurus debuts
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LMAO
as you should
carry on my good man
The Princess of Blazersedge
It just takes an iron fist to keep the riff raff under control and her princess hand is mad strong- Idoltime
Sowee.
It’s damn Euroleagues fault (at least that’s what I’m blaming it on)
"We believe" -Rudy Fernandez
oh well, oh btw...
i have the kids with me tomorrow, but if you going to the game thursday, lets’ prefunk! McFaddens?
hey, do you still want to try to mobilize some peeps for an early roadie at a watering hole? I think the first one is sunday after hellaween—i don’ think i’ll be fit to be upright and drinking.
by EvilKaramazov on Oct 26, 2009 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah of course...
is that the game you rolling to?
i’m not sure i can do Halloween…i got 100 kids i need to drop off at rich neighborhoods
No. I was thinking in Nov. We have a road trip the second week. Maybe we could do something like Friday the 13th at NO or something—Meet up at centrally located bar—I’m not riding to Beavertron.
by EvilKaramazov on Oct 26, 2009 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions
early November is good… better than all Hallows eve… the 14th is at Charlotte and is a Saturday which means people wouldn’t have to work… let’s all cater to Sophia though so she can show up and Princess slap me in person
Is it tomorrow yet?
by The Arkitect on Oct 26, 2009 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Nov. 20th is @ GS that might be a good one
Is it tomorrow yet?
by The Arkitect on Oct 26, 2009 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions
hmmm maybe i'll hit Charlotte as BE's roving reporter again this yr
no Shav, but he could get Jbay to get me tickets…
""..Sometimes the songs that we hear are just songs of our own . . . "
i think i'm sposed to go to Miami that wknd...
but we’ll have to see how secure Shav’s roster spot is…
""..Sometimes the songs that we hear are just songs of our own . . . "
o he's in ....became partially guaranteed last thursday...
but….not fully guar til january usually
""..Sometimes the songs that we hear are just songs of our own . . . "
im OUT OF TOWn then! wtf
PIK A DAY that im in town
The Princess of Blazersedge
It just takes an iron fist to keep the riff raff under control and her princess hand is mad strong- Idoltime
Well, let’s agree on a date first then on a bar.
by EvilKaramazov on Oct 26, 2009 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions
:)
lets see that 2nd week im nov is bad but my bday is nov 4th so any day aroud then would b PERFECT
The Princess of Blazersedge
It just takes an iron fist to keep the riff raff under control and her princess hand is mad strong- Idoltime
you sure you want to spend ur bday with BEdgers...
i mean, i can only protect you from sexual harassment for a mere 15 minutes at the most
sadly, those are all home games
Is it tomorrow yet?
by The Arkitect on Oct 26, 2009 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions
sophia just called me...
we can’t officially have this without her or she will kill me according to our phone convo…
so lets pick another date…maybe 3rd week of nov?
Yes, we should pencil in Nov 20th at GS. Where would be a good place to meet up?
by EvilKaramazov on Oct 26, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions
k, think of a place that could fit us—I thought “Grand Central” upstairs might work—even though I think that place kind of sucks.
by EvilKaramazov on Oct 26, 2009 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah, I think that’d Work
Is it tomorrow yet?
by The Arkitect on Oct 26, 2009 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Let me see if I understand this
so she kills you if she’s not there, kills me if she is
Is it tomorrow yet?
by The Arkitect on Oct 26, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions
i'll fill you in.
cause there’s no way i’m missing it now.
by DrivetheLane on Oct 26, 2009 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m sure there will be pics… and a police report
Is it tomorrow yet?
by The Arkitect on Oct 26, 2009 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions
should be, it is a bowling alley… Roybot just doesn’t have the Juevos to show her face in public
Is it tomorrow yet?
by The Arkitect on Oct 26, 2009 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I haven't been there in a year, so i don't know.
I sort of assume no one goes there…
by EvilKaramazov on Oct 26, 2009 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m sure the Bedgers could be persuaded to bring lots of Washingtons
Is it tomorrow yet?
by The Arkitect on Oct 26, 2009 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions
does Sophia really need your protection? I hear she has a mean left hook
Is it tomorrow yet?
by The Arkitect on Oct 26, 2009 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions
is that where it's going to be for sure?
Nov 20 at Grand Central?
by DrivetheLane on Oct 26, 2009 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions
We should just agree to Nov 20th. And a centrally located joint. We can discuss the location if need be.
by EvilKaramazov on Oct 26, 2009 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions
that date works for me.
i’ll just keep my eyes open. hopefully this doesn’t get decided when i’m not around the JD.
by DrivetheLane on Oct 26, 2009 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m sure someone will let you know… unless we all decide to uninvite you
Is it tomorrow yet?
by The Arkitect on Oct 26, 2009 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions
nah, everyone wants to see Sophia and I jello wrassle
Is it tomorrow yet?
by The Arkitect on Oct 26, 2009 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions
What… I look good in a speedo
Is it tomorrow yet?
by The Arkitect on Oct 26, 2009 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions
oh, well we can make her wear sweats and a hoodie with the hood up so’s no one has to be subjected to that
Is it tomorrow yet?
by The Arkitect on Oct 26, 2009 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh yeah, I can't believe I forgot
that you are gonna get you zach kicked that night. Of course you wouldn’t be uninvited. Hopefully she lets you watch the game first. Your fight would be like the main event.
I know… we need to find a way to make you both dead, that’s what i’m thinking…
by EvilKaramazov on Oct 26, 2009 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions
I blame the french
forcing Batum to carry that team in the Eurobasket thing
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Rudy won't play tomorrow either is my guess...
The euros are basically worthless to us….I mean, I use to think Mexicans are unbreakable but I find myself wrong again.
Rudy and Batum for a backup banger
I blame the Finish and Italian guys who crashed into his shoulder
And the Blazer who did in practice. I bet it was Martell or Travis.
i swear that would say "... undergoing another foot surgery"
smh
The Princess of Blazersedge
It just takes an iron fist to keep the riff raff under control and her princess hand is mad strong- Idoltime
arent u supposed 2 b in class?
lmao
The Princess of Blazersedge
It just takes an iron fist to keep the riff raff under control and her princess hand is mad strong- Idoltime
naw class at two. i’ll bring my laptop tho. i can’t miss a thing!
lessssss go
by dougall5505 on Oct 26, 2009 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah I heard that too
he need to talk to his team mates more
by Starvin' Marvin on Oct 26, 2009 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions
with a team consisting of Tmac and Artest
would YOU?
by GreatOden'sRaven on Oct 26, 2009 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions
blogabull on twitter
“watch blazersedge implode”
LMAO so true
The Princess of Blazersedge
It just takes an iron fist to keep the riff raff under control and her princess hand is mad strong- Idoltime
no one recc'd my prediction?
come on jd ers ! Ya’ll suck! LMAO
The Princess of Blazersedge
It just takes an iron fist to keep the riff raff under control and her princess hand is mad strong- Idoltime
who's better to start Travis or Martell
oh wait
The Princess of Blazersedge
It just takes an iron fist to keep the riff raff under control and her princess hand is mad strong- Idoltime
Juwan Howard deserves to start at the 3...
he’s outplayed all of them in the preseason.
i should be coach
or move LMA to the 3
and start przy at the 4
by Starvin' Marvin on Oct 26, 2009 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions
which SF do we trade for?
Crash?
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Nothing.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
DANGITDANGITDANGIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is ruining my mood again. CRAP!
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
it is impossible to convey the life-sensation of any given epoch of one’s existence—that which makes its truth, its meaning—its subtle and penetrating essence. It is impossible. We live, as we dream—alone.
Remember how Martel went down before the beginning of last year? This is the same.
i needed the above quote for the next quote:
“The horror! The horror!”
by EvilKaramazov on Oct 26, 2009 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions
"The horror! The horror!"
what’s that from?
by DrivetheLane on Oct 26, 2009 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions
:)
yeah i know….was trying to be funny.
by DrivetheLane on Oct 26, 2009 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions
sorry… me dumb… how about howard kurtz…
by EvilKaramazov on Oct 26, 2009 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Have any of you kids heard this song?
I doubt it. It’s getting played a ton on a radio station here because the dude is married to the morning DJ.
It sounds like someone else’s song, I just can’t place it.
Oh wait
Just read something up above, reminds me of Nelson.
by tominhawaii on Oct 26, 2009 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions
I am not shedding tears over a 10 mpg player with no offense.
Just sayin’.
Marty.fanboy
Violet Palmer is so much worse than being HIV positive. -staylost
you will be when leBron goes for 40 on us
;)
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
then why does he only average 28 ppg?
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
he goes for 40 on you one game
then 16 the next
hence an average of 28
by Starvin' Marvin on Oct 26, 2009 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm tempted to block that Webster for Pietrus trade that went through last night.
But I won’t. Roybot wins!
Violet Palmer is so much worse than being HIV positive. -staylost
can’t you back out of it?
Is it tomorrow yet?
by The Arkitect on Oct 26, 2009 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Hahahaha
I know, I wouldn’t back out of it. CALM DOWN.
by Roybot on Oct 26, 2009 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
you're good person.
i’m perfectly calm.
by DrivetheLane on Oct 26, 2009 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions
smh
your lebron manlove is annoying
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
nobody ever talks about chauncey
I’d be doin the same for him too. Chaunc is my fav non blazer
by Starvin' Marvin on Oct 26, 2009 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions
and we'd win by 2
lol
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
I meant Dave
credit goes to jsbeachy for pointing that out
by tominhawaii on Oct 26, 2009 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions
with typos! he musta been in a hurry, cuz Dave doesn't make typos.
Violet Palmer is so much worse than being HIV positive. -staylost
Batum said he knew for some months that surgery was likely unavoidable, hoped to play through it
Can we start a new rule that everyone who needs surgery instantly gets it, and then rests a bit longer? What’s with guys always playing until it gets worse?
more ace medical management
biggest area that needs improvement in Blazerland IMHO
""..Sometimes the songs that we hear are just songs of our own . . . "
by LetsBlaze on Oct 26, 2009 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
think the things he learned in conditioning with the phx group
will spill over into good training habits now
""..Sometimes the songs that we hear are just songs of our own . . . "
well...trainers are just to get the guys taped up and to the doctor...
they shouldn’t being doing much if any management….and definitely no diagnostics/prognosis
""..Sometimes the songs that we hear are just songs of our own . . . "
i was Jay tear up Brandonsback on the sidelines last year too many times...was kinda forced to sit there and watch...
wonder who is working on Rudy…
""..Sometimes the songs that we hear are just songs of our own . . . "
Then we send everyone to Steadman in Utah :)
Or to that guy who fixes all the athletes on the east coast.
sounds like a good rule to me.
and if that’s true that Batum said he knew he’d probably need surgery where is the Blazers medical staff to recommend surgery rather than playing through it?
by DrivetheLane on Oct 26, 2009 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions
so our medical team flys him back home...
and said, “looks good to us Nic, go back and play for France!!!”
that’s basically what happened.
yup
The Princess of Blazersedge
It just takes an iron fist to keep the riff raff under control and her princess hand is mad strong- Idoltime
How come players in front of Outlaw on the depth chart keep getting hurt?
I get the paper, so I don't care!
LOL
The Princess of Blazersedge
It just takes an iron fist to keep the riff raff under control and her princess hand is mad strong- Idoltime
she is distracting us with this whole my radio aint working in AZ stuff
shes just past medford moving south right now..
she 25’d Nic
by GreatOden'sRaven on Oct 26, 2009 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm going to CUSS if they don't fix this stupid 95.5 stream!!!!!!!!!!11
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
i dont know y but this made me laugh
hug
The Princess of Blazersedge
It just takes an iron fist to keep the riff raff under control and her princess hand is mad strong- Idoltime
GDFAHSOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
I'm so disappointed we won't get to see Batum and Battier chasing each other around not putting up stats tomorrow.
Violet Palmer is so much worse than being HIV positive. -staylost
i realllllllllllllllly hate your sig :(
n o offense
The Princess of Blazersedge
It just takes an iron fist to keep the riff raff under control and her princess hand is mad strong- Idoltime
sorry. i laughed hard when i first read it.
but you’re right, it’s not fair to HIV to compare it to Violet Palmer. I’ll pick a new one.
Violet Palmer is so much worse than being HIV positive. -staylost
Thank you.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
thx
The Princess of Blazersedge
It just takes an iron fist to keep the riff raff under control and her princess hand is mad strong- Idoltime
(it's like an eternal loop, see? you hate my sig, but it's your own comment that you're hating on. And on and on and on.
I crack myself up.
i realllllllllllllllly hate your sig :(
n o offense
-BlazerFan1
anything is better than careless HIV jokes
The Princess of Blazersedge
It just takes an iron fist to keep the riff raff under control and her princess hand is mad strong- Idoltime
by BlazerFan1 on Oct 26, 2009 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
that came off wayyy bitchy
more so than i intended. but hopefully u get my point
The Princess of Blazersedge
It just takes an iron fist to keep the riff raff under control and her princess hand is mad strong- Idoltime
it kinda impies that careFUL HIV jokes might be ok
""..Sometimes the songs that we hear are just songs of our own . . . "
good point
The Princess of Blazersedge
It just takes an iron fist to keep the riff raff under control and her princess hand is mad strong- Idoltime
Sweet
So a guy with full blown AIDS from HIV walks into a bar. He grabs his head and says, “Ouch.”
by tominhawaii on Oct 26, 2009 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions
so it’s a work of fiction?
Is it tomorrow yet?
by The Arkitect on Oct 26, 2009 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions
According to Magic, Isiah also said some
pretty vicious things about him.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
so is Isaiah
he hasnt exactly acquitted himself well since he stopped playing
by GreatOden'sRaven on Oct 26, 2009 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I get it
My sense of humor in real life is more inappropriate than is allowed on Bedge.
No more AIDS jokes!
=)
i realllllllllllllllly hate your sig :(
n o offense
-BlazerFan1
What?
I always wanted to know how a fruit is turned into a vegetable, but I guess I’ll never know the answer.
Yes, I’m a horrible human being.
Dear Paul Allen:
Waive Patty Mills & sign Ime Udoka.
Sincerely,
AK1984
You are a horrible human being. :)
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
I was teasing AK.
He’s a good boy who hides his soft heart by making callous and inflammatory statements.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
excellent
:)
The Princess of Blazersedge
It just takes an iron fist to keep the riff raff under control and her princess hand is mad strong- Idoltime
I read that as N.O. offense and wonder why CP3 hated your sig
Is it tomorrow yet?
by The Arkitect on Oct 26, 2009 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I called it
The Blazers signed Mills because they didn’t want to get pushed around by him or his agent.
"It was a big relief, just a big relief," Mills said, referring to his reaction that the Blazers were handing him their 15th and final roster spot. "At the end of the day, I’m happy to be here and happy to get my basketball career going again. I’ve kind of been in limbo for a few months and it was kind of a tough situation. So I’m just very excited to be here."
Mills recently moved into a hotel room and plans to live there until he sorts out his sudden and surprising circumstances.
"This definitely hasn’t been an ideal situation and it’s a bit different," Mills said. "But I guess I’ve learned that when you’re trying to be a professional player, you’ve got to expect the unexpected."
by tominhawaii on Oct 26, 2009 12:28 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
That article doesn't reference anything about Portland being "pushed around by him or his agent."
I still contend that Paul Allen indicated that he wanted to hang onto Patty Mills, although Kevin Prtichard and Nate McMillan would’ve willingly parted ways with him.
Dear Paul Allen:
Waive Patty Mills & sign Ime Udoka.
Sincerely,
AK1984
Yeah, Patty Mills forced the Portland Trail Blazers hand and probably expected to get waived.
The reason he stuck on the roster, however, was probably because Paul Allen had a hard-on for him.
Dear Paul Allen:
Waive Patty Mills & sign Ime Udoka.
Sincerely,
AK1984
LMAO
..
oh wait
The Princess of Blazersedge
It just takes an iron fist to keep the riff raff under control and her princess hand is mad strong- Idoltime
Will someone in Portland pleeeeease call 95.5 and tell them
their damn internet stream isn’t working? Pleeeeeeeese?
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
you want me to walk down and pound on their door? I work 1/2 a block away
Is it tomorrow yet?
by The Arkitect on Oct 26, 2009 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Whatever it takes!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
I'll rec your every comment forevermore.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
with a promise like that how could you not go knock on their door, Ark?
by DrivetheLane on Oct 26, 2009 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions
just call the normal number for call ins. 503-417-9595
I really hope the games start streaming on Blazers.com soon.
If I had to term the present situation, it would have to be a series of unfortunate events.
by Cablinasian on Oct 26, 2009 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I called too. Said I was in AZ and he said ARIZONA!!!?
He said they know there’s a problem and they’re working on it and it should be up soon. He better not be lying to me.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
Thanks for the #, Cab.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
Haha. I'm a Luddite and use the phone as little as possible.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
You worship Alan Ludden?
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Oct 26, 2009 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Is he a Luddite?
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
No....gameshow host
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Oct 26, 2009 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions
has there been the official pick the # of wins post yet?
i was exactly right last year….don’t have a clue this yr…but 57? like the ketchup
""..Sometimes the songs that we hear are just songs of our own . . . "
i think last yr they were coupled together like 54-55 56-57....so we agree...
i also picked a five seed and was called a homer….even tho i didn’t know what that meant….lol
""..Sometimes the songs that we hear are just songs of our own . . . "
What is it with Blazer season ending injuries? This sucks.
I really hope the games start streaming on Blazers.com soon.
If I had to term the present situation, it would have to be a series of unfortunate events.
It's the Durant curse
Each year a Blazer must sit out the season with an injury.
by tominhawaii on Oct 26, 2009 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Maybe it's the Martell curse of passing up on CP3?
Oh wait, then Blake should have a shoulder injury. Oh wait, he did.
This is a Blazers’ initiation right: Roy is hurt his rookie season, two years later, boom goes the dynamite. Oden gets hurt, this year boom will go his dynamite. Next year Martel gets freaky, and then the year after that, batum breaks out. Next year, Bayless is hoping for his injury to happen.
by EvilKaramazov on Oct 26, 2009 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions
And magically there are no minute issues.
On the bright side, Jameer was back for the finals and he had surgery around the all-star break.
I really hope the games start streaming on Blazers.com soon.
If I had to term the present situation, it would have to be a series of unfortunate events.
yeah....figure 8 to 12 weeks...depending on severity and location
Jameers was NASTY ….had to be worse than Nic’s
""..Sometimes the songs that we hear are just songs of our own . . . "
exactly. Let’s not absolutely freak out until we see anything further. It might be that Nic recovers quicker, has a less severe injury, is less rusty coming back to due to style of play, etc.
I really hope the games start streaming on Blazers.com soon.
If I had to term the present situation, it would have to be a series of unfortunate events.
by Cablinasian on Oct 26, 2009 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions
really? i thought he'd dislocated it
""..Sometimes the songs that we hear are just songs of our own . . . "
he had surgery....feb 19 or 20 2009
""..Sometimes the songs that we hear are just songs of our own . . . "
same surgery Jamison might have to have?
I really hope the games start streaming on Blazers.com soon.
If I had to term the present situation, it would have to be a series of unfortunate events.
pretty sure....jameer had a dislocation as well
""..Sometimes the songs that we hear are just songs of our own . . . "
actually that might not be good for your long distance minutes
lessssss go
by dougall5505 on Oct 26, 2009 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I have unlimited minutes but I would worry about killing my brain cells.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
1644 Second Battle of Newbury in the English Civil War.
dug
lessssss go
by dougall5505 on Oct 26, 2009 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions
i'm not going to any game with DS.
i think the source of the confusion here is that I’m a bad guesser. ;)
by DrivetheLane on Oct 26, 2009 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions
you seemed to think there was a game tonight.
but that’s tomorrow night. i’m surprised you didn’t know that.
by DrivetheLane on Oct 26, 2009 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions
i just guessed your question wrong.
i didn’t say today was tuesday. i guess tomorrow was wednesday. it’s not my fault you can’t understand my incredibly great jokes.
by DrivetheLane on Oct 26, 2009 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions
whatever you two are arguing about...
it’s totally lame
by broyposse on Oct 26, 2009 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
she's 19
and willfully obstinate. she starts these arguments for her own amusement.
by DrivetheLane on Oct 26, 2009 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I really hope the games start streaming on Blazers.com soon.
If I had to term the present situation, it would have to be a series of unfortunate events.
when it does start working it’ll be here. You can have this up and it’ll go.
I really hope the games start streaming on Blazers.com soon.
If I had to term the present situation, it would have to be a series of unfortunate events.
by Cablinasian on Oct 26, 2009 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Got it. Thanks, Cabby.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
no… it’s too late for that… the window is closed now, it’s time to blow up the team and start rebuilding
Is it tomorrow yet?
by The Arkitect on Oct 26, 2009 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Orig happend 7 months ago, and reinjured. Could play through, he thinks, but hurt too much recently.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
all i see is blah blah the French are weak blah blah
Is it tomorrow yet?
by The Arkitect on Oct 26, 2009 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions
I prefer the Junior Caramels
they are bueno
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Oct 26, 2009 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions
heck yeah! I ate a whole box when I tried them out.
by EvilKaramazov on Oct 26, 2009 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions
basically
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Oct 26, 2009 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah but that wouldnt have been the appropriate seinfeld reference
now would it!?
and yes 92.. junior caramels are the freaking best
by GreatOden'sRaven on Oct 26, 2009 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions
you could use one
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Oct 26, 2009 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I disrespectfully decline
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Oct 26, 2009 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions
hes already watching
he just doesnt like to get wet
by GreatOden'sRaven on Oct 26, 2009 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions
why would you even go in there??? no good can come from it
Is it tomorrow yet?
by The Arkitect on Oct 26, 2009 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought I could help
I wish I could be a serial killer who’s whole deal was a guy who pushed “jumpers” off their ledge. It would be kind of hard to not get caught though.
A few years ago
There was a guy in Hillsboro that jumped off a parking garage, hit a tree and lived. The reason he jumped was that he couldn’t afford his piling up medical expenses. Poor guy.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
You're not liking my "Batum Injury = Outlaw Trade Value Increase" theory then?
I thought it was a sound idea….
Yes! Yes! In the face!
It's probably true, I just don't look at players in regards to trade value
It just seems like there is a lot of either “woe is me” or “I told you so” going on.
Some of the "I told you so's"
Never told us jack. The Ime talk is laughable. I don’t know how to look it up, but I wish I could see what those guys were saying the day Ime got signed.
I do love that argument.
“OH NOZ!!!! WE HAV NO BATOOM NO MORES! WE R LOZT WITOUT IME TO CARRY THE 3 MINS TROUT ROODY AND WEBZ DON’T PLAY!!!!”
Yes! Yes! In the face!
LMAO
The Princess of Blazersedge
It just takes an iron fist to keep the riff raff under control and her princess hand is mad strong- Idoltime
Yea!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
The good news for the day
I ordered my league pass this morning and the washing machine repair-person will be here at noon tomorrow.
i don't like cats at all.
is that a cat from another planet? it looks like a character from star wars or something.
by DrivetheLane on Oct 26, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions
You've never seen a hairless cat?
It’s hideous and would be weird to pet, but why don’t you like any cats at all?
they are too arrogant for my taste.
they just want to be fed and only want you to be their friend on their terms. they’re too much like people. haha
by DrivetheLane on Oct 26, 2009 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions
i don't hate people.
i just have a hard time with some of them. i’d like to think people don’t hate me, but they might. and if they do, that’s their loss.
by DrivetheLane on Oct 26, 2009 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions
just yesterday?
that’s one of my rules of life.
by DrivetheLane on Oct 26, 2009 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions
What's wrong with that chicken?
I would give it all up for a billion dollars
by Tyler Durrden on Oct 26, 2009 2:28 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Can you set up your League Pass BB yet?
I have league pass ordered, but it’s still not letting me set up the BB part of it…
i had issues with that last year
for some odd reason.. anyways.. give it another shot and see if it works today
by GreatOden'sRaven on Oct 26, 2009 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Dang.
To put it in perspective, this is the injury Antawn Jamison has… dislocated shoulder leading to torn labrum, correct?
I really hope the games start streaming on Blazers.com soon.
If I had to term the present situation, it would have to be a series of unfortunate events.
I don't think Batum dislocated his shoulder did he?
I think it’s just a straight up torn labrum
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
yeah Jamison had what's called a
http://orthopedics.about.com/cs/generalshoulder/a/bankart.htm
Bankart tear where the dislocation tears the labrum.
Batum probably has the SLAP tear
http://orthopedics.about.com/cs/generalshoulder/a/slap.htm
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
sounds like Nelson had the dislocated shoulder leading to torn Labrum and his injury is quite similar to NIc’s. Jamison’s dislocated shoulder very well could be like Nic’s, judging from the descriptions.
I really hope the games start streaming on Blazers.com soon.
If I had to term the present situation, it would have to be a series of unfortunate events.
i dont remember nic ever dislocating his shoulder...
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Nate met with Outlaw and webster yesterday and said primarily focus on defense and take the open shot
I get the paper, so I don't care!
Martel is the one guy
that I don’t worry too much about putting effort in to defense. he played ok defense before he got hurt a few years ago. he’s no Batum, but he won’t kill us on that end.
by DrivetheLane on Oct 26, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions
so...shoot the ball and play D
sounds like……..basketball?
""..Sometimes the songs that we hear are just songs of our own . . . "
It's surprising how rare that is
Players like Quentin Ross have carved out a nice niche for themselves by playing active defense, not turning the ball over and hitting open shots.
so irritated
The Princess of Blazersedge
It just takes an iron fist to keep the riff raff under control and her princess hand is mad strong- Idoltime
things could be worse.
just tell yourself that and then things may not seem so bad.
by DrivetheLane on Oct 26, 2009 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions
HEY… I’ve been civil (if you ignore what I posted above about the get together)
Is it tomorrow yet?
by The Arkitect on Oct 26, 2009 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions
civil to her.. not you
Is it tomorrow yet?
by The Arkitect on Oct 26, 2009 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions
all i know is
this is like when someone dies and you suddenly reconnect w/ people you had beef with earlier, you know being faced w/ human mortality and all.
-Sophia
The Princess of Blazersedge
It just takes an iron fist to keep the riff raff under control and her princess hand is mad strong- Idoltime
by BlazerFan1 on Oct 26, 2009 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
and you remember why you had the beef in the 1st place
merry christmas
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Oct 26, 2009 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m more of a walking in the downpour of “High Fidelity” kind of reconnect w/ human mortality kind of guy.
by EvilKaramazov on Oct 26, 2009 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm debuting my new sig. Only wanted to do it once Rudy or Bayless demand a trade, but it seems to fit now as well.
Photoshop is in the works.
But slowly things happen that they cannot help and the Blazers Fellowship of the Ring begins to break apart
They still won it all in the end. Only not everybody on the roster made it. I always expected the same for this team.
But slowly things happen that they cannot help and the Blazers Fellowship of the Ring begins to break apart
Did you just realize this guy's costume will be better than yours, just like I did?
by EvilKaramazov on Oct 26, 2009 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions
you think that person
is actually wheelchair bound or is that part of the costume?
by DrivetheLane on Oct 26, 2009 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions
from true hoop , in comments LMAO
krayyyy (10/26/2009 at 1:54 PM) Report Violation very few of us care about the blazers and low impact players like batum. i saw this on the nba front page.
actually, after seeing so much posi stuff about the blazers and how everyone should “watch out” for them on this blog and other places, i’m kind of glad to see how they wasted their money on an old and stubborn andre miller. glad to see the team not geling. not glad to see guys get hurt, but maybe this is karma for all that hype you guys keep pouring on this poor team.
the blazers are going to take a big dive this year. and to top it off, roy hibbert is going to far outperform oden. icing on the cake.
The Princess of Blazersedge
It just takes an iron fist to keep the riff raff under control and her princess hand is mad strong- Idoltime
krayyyy is short for
krayyyyyze
Is it tomorrow yet?
by The Arkitect on Oct 26, 2009 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions
i love people like this that talk about karma. I don’t personally know a lot or believe in it, but isn’t revelling in others’ failure negative karma for yourself?
I really hope the games start streaming on Blazers.com soon.
If I had to term the present situation, it would have to be a series of unfortunate events.
isn’t revelling in others’ failure negative karma for yourself?
i’m pretty sure that would qualify as bad karma.
by DrivetheLane on Oct 26, 2009 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions
As far as I know, Oden can’t decorate a cake to save his life. This seems like an odd comparison to see who can place icing on the cake better. I think this guy should stick to his shaq-doing-other-non-basketball-related-things man crush.
by EvilKaramazov on Oct 26, 2009 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions
cream cheese is awful
You should be ashamed for making that comment.
Cake icing is delicious.
Yes! Yes! In the face!
you are insane!!!!!
Cream cheese icing is what god puts on cupcakes. I know, I just when to Saints Cupcakes on Belmont and had some.
by idoltime on Oct 26, 2009 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
the roy hibbert comment is absolutely hilarious
even during oden’s bad bad games he was way better than hibbert
s
The Princess of Blazersedge
It just takes an iron fist to keep the riff raff under control and her princess hand is mad strong- Idoltime
Hibbert wasn't that much worse (16 to 18 in PER), only just about the only other center with more fouls per minute ;-)
But slowly things happen that they cannot help and the Blazers Fellowship of the Ring begins to break apart
nah lets be real
oden and hibbert on the same level ?
come on
s
The Princess of Blazersedge
It just takes an iron fist to keep the riff raff under control and her princess hand is mad strong- Idoltime
they are the same height I believe
Is it tomorrow yet?
by The Arkitect on Oct 26, 2009 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions
LIES!
damn lies and statistics
Is it tomorrow yet?
by The Arkitect on Oct 26, 2009 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions
OSU beat Georgetown squarely in 2007 semifinals. Mostly because Hibbert had foul trouble and Oden had more help.
Hibbert had Jeff Green
Oden had Mike Conley?
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
two eyes as well, but I believe only Greg still bends at the knees
Is it tomorrow yet?
by The Arkitect on Oct 26, 2009 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Still about equally likely that Greg will be on a level with Hibbert as on a level with young Shaq/Howard.
But slowly things happen that they cannot help and the Blazers Fellowship of the Ring begins to break apart
We're the Bulls 2.0. It's over. Thunder taking over. Or Spurs stay on top. Or whatever.
But slowly things happen that they cannot help and the Blazers Fellowship of the Ring begins to break apart
we’re a young memphis
Is it tomorrow yet?
by The Arkitect on Oct 26, 2009 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Paul Allen wants to move the team and all that is keeping him in Portland is a long arena lease?
Nah, the situation in Memphis is really screwed up. They need to become better so he can sell the team, but at the same time the owner can’t take on long contracts so he has a lot of outstanding payments. Meet short-term deals for AI and Z-Bo, and no contract extension for Rudy Gay who will bolt next year.
But slowly things happen that they cannot help and the Blazers Fellowship of the Ring begins to break apart
If KP wants him, I could literally see the Grizzlies giving him up for cheap as long as we take back a deal and/or give him cash.
But slowly things happen that they cannot help and the Blazers Fellowship of the Ring begins to break apart
man, I can't even stand to read most sites' comments
"Quid, Me Anxius Sum?"
http://www.cdbaby.com/Artist/Year5000
When is SBN going to fix
The thing where if you go in and out of a post, then all the comments are marked as read?
I get the paper, so I don't care!
They should though
Seriously, they should. They should.
I would give it all up for a billion dollars
by Tyler Durrden on Oct 26, 2009 2:37 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Here's something for Sophia to rant about
http://www.motherjones.com/mojo/2009/10/femimint-hygiene-mints
Is it tomorrow yet?
Seriously, if the smell is enough to keep you away from that area....
…maybe you’re not all that interested in that particular area in the first place?
Just a thought.
Yes! Yes! In the face!
just sort of funny
if your pussy stinks it’s probably b/c u have a disease and should get that treated-which will remove any odors.
as for normal feminine secretions and the “smell” .. supposedly that “smell” is a natural afrodesiac for men
S
The Princess of Blazersedge
It just takes an iron fist to keep the riff raff under control and her princess hand is mad strong- Idoltime
by BlazerFan1 on Oct 26, 2009 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
That's what he said - but it's not true :)
But slowly things happen that they cannot help and the Blazers Fellowship of the Ring begins to break apart
hey to each his own
i know 1 thing though if you think things dont smell right.. get it checked out .. or take a bath..
lol
things shouldnt be stankin down there anyway
s
The Princess of Blazersedge
It just takes an iron fist to keep the riff raff under control and her princess hand is mad strong- Idoltime
That is what I was thinking. If your lady needs mints, its too late.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
I think you're mistaking what some guys consider "bad smells"
For some guys, the normal scent down there actually is too much for them to deal with. It’s not like it’s offensive at all, but chemistry works different ways in different people.
Hence my comment above.
Yes! Yes! In the face!
reminds me of a joke about a girl with a seashell on her thigh—when you put your ear up to it, you can smell the ocean.
by EvilKaramazov on Oct 26, 2009 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions
reminds me of a joke from an afroman song
about a blind guy and a fish store…
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
That's one of the few cases where bald isn't beautiful.
Dear Paul Allen:
Waive Patty Mills & sign Ime Udoka.
Sincerely,
AK1984
she means cats.
thanks a lot for that, Roybot.
by DrivetheLane on Oct 26, 2009 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions
o m g...what the fk are you guys talking about????
i literally laughed reading this thread
Long Live the Junk Drawer
the literal version of "smelly cat"
apparently
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
hahah i know
but why are they discussing it…
speaking of which, Howard Stern had about 5 ladies who had odor problems in their vagina, and it was actually strong enough to smell it if you were a casually standing by….it was some sort of disease…
i don’t listen to Howard but this was on when i was channel surfing…in my defense…
i have no idea
and howard stern is a weirdo
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
for every weird insecure thing...
there’s someone with a weird fetish so people shouldn’t freak out…someone always love what you hate
not that it’s always sound advice to give…
let say you hate your freckles because you think people hate freckles...
well, someone out there loves freckles…the world is always balanced that way…
so basically, don’t freak out, just hang out people who love ya
I hate your freckles
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Oct 26, 2009 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions
????
the hell are you talking about??
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
BECAUSE IM NOT SURE WHY HE'S EXPLAINING
THIS TO ME
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
i was questioning why you were explaining that to me
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
OK
some people love stinky pussy, so people who have it, shouldn’t freak out and buy minty fresh pussy maker…because stinky to one, is fresh to another…
GEEEZ
by broyposse on Oct 26, 2009 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
lol
i wasn’t calling howard stern weird because he likes the smell, I was just calling him weird in general
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
that’s a heck of an anniversary gift for his GF… we should send her some and sign his name
Is it tomorrow yet?
by The Arkitect on Oct 26, 2009 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions
He is going to think
Hmmm, I wonder if I need to bath my cats or give them mints?
I get the paper, so I don't care!
by Name's Ash on Oct 26, 2009 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
Rubio has 31 assists and 11 steals in the last 5 games. He just turned 19.
But slowly things happen that they cannot help and the Blazers Fellowship of the Ring begins to break apart
No, total. But still very good (1 game has just 40 minutes, and 1 was a Euroleague game, and Euro stat trackers are stingy)
But slowly things happen that they cannot help and the Blazers Fellowship of the Ring begins to break apart
I don't want Rubio to play for Nate. Just like I don't want to see John Wall play for Nate. They need high-speed free systems.
But slowly things happen that they cannot help and the Blazers Fellowship of the Ring begins to break apart
when Nate coached the sonics, didn’t they play an uptempo push the ball style?
Is it tomorrow yet?
by The Arkitect on Oct 26, 2009 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions
29th in pace his last year, I believe.
I really hope the games start streaming on Blazers.com soon.
If I had to term the present situation, it would have to be a series of unfortunate events.
but before that, when they were good… maybe it’s all in my head, but I remember them being a running team
Is it tomorrow yet?
by The Arkitect on Oct 26, 2009 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Nope, you must remember the Paul Westphal era.
Dear Paul Allen:
Waive Patty Mills & sign Ime Udoka.
Sincerely,
AK1984
his best year was his last year. Nate’s four years in Seattle:
27th in pace in 04-05
27th in pace in 02-03
15th in pace in 03-04.
24th in pace in 01-02
I really hope the games start streaming on Blazers.com soon.
If I had to term the present situation, it would have to be a series of unfortunate events.
huh… for some reason I remember Ridnour and Ray Ray running the floor jacking up 3’s but it must be my imagination
Is it tomorrow yet?
by The Arkitect on Oct 26, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions
oh they did jack threes.. but they jacked threes like Steve Blake and Rudy jacked threes.
I really hope the games start streaming on Blazers.com soon.
If I had to term the present situation, it would have to be a series of unfortunate events.
as you get older… the mind, it plays tricks
Is it tomorrow yet?
by The Arkitect on Oct 26, 2009 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions
dont worry
I thought the same thing till I looked up the sonics pace a few years back
AK1984
how did they rank in points per posession or in raw points per game
If I remember they were high scoring, but not fast paced
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
For the 2004-2005 season, the Seattle SuperSonics ...
had finished 2nd in offensive efficieny, 27th in defensive efficiency, and 27th in pace.
http://www.basketball-reference.com/teams/SEA/2005.html
Dear Paul Allen:
Waive Patty Mills & sign Ime Udoka.
Sincerely,
AK1984
people assumed they were fast paced because they scored so much
but they were actually just extremely efficient in the halfcourt offense.
To celebrate our new favorable outlook on the season, I'm making some ostrich.
But slowly things happen that they cannot help and the Blazers Fellowship of the Ring begins to break apart
Sounds good.
What does ostrich taste like?
by SabasforThree on Oct 26, 2009 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions
You can order it at esparzas
I would give it all up for a billion dollars
by Tyler Durrden on Oct 26, 2009 2:32 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Where's that? I need ot check it out
Add it to the list of animals I’ve consumed
by SabasforThree on Oct 26, 2009 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions
To celebrate our new favorable outlook on the season, I'm making some ostrich
put on a French maid’s costume
Fixed
I get the paper, so I don't care!
Does it taste like rattlesnake?
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
Seriously, this is just a really big test for Nate.
Will he waffle? Or will he pancake?
I would give it all up for a billion dollars
by Tyler Durrden on Oct 26, 2009 2:31 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
what if he strudels
Is it tomorrow yet?
by The Arkitect on Oct 26, 2009 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions
isn't that an A-Ha song?
Crepe on meeeee
Crepe on me
Crepe me onnnnnn
Crepe on me
I get the paper, so I don't care!
Don't crepe on A-ha
They broke up last week. (I had tickets for every stop of their “Taking on the World” tour)
:(
I would give it all up for a billion dollars
by Tyler Durrden on Oct 26, 2009 2:39 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Bill Simmons uses his new book to promote himself as a future GM, enlisting the help of Gladwell. Lol.
http://deadspin.com/5390271/malcolm-gladwell-demands-bill-simmons-be-an-nba-gm
But slowly things happen that they cannot help and the Blazers Fellowship of the Ring begins to break apart
That article actually touches on a lot of the reasons why Simmons wouldn't be a good GM
For somebody who has never managed more than 1 intern at a time and openly talks about how he has structured his life around not having to do work before 10AM he sure thinks that he would be really good at handling a company worth hundreds of millions of dollars
I, too, would fail at being a front office executive, since I'd suck at managing people.
Now, while I think I could be a successful scout or consultant, I know that’ll never happen.
Dear Paul Allen:
Waive Patty Mills & sign Ime Udoka.
Sincerely,
AK1984
You would still have to talk or write without being snarky
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Oct 26, 2009 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Am I the only one who isn't a fan of Malcolm Gladwell?
When it comes to sports, I find the guy’s psychobabble to be turgid, pretentious crap.
Dear Paul Allen:
Waive Patty Mills & sign Ime Udoka.
Sincerely,
AK1984
I'm not a fan of anyone I've never heard of.
i realllllllllllllllly hate your sig :(
n o offense
-BlazerFan1
i like his writing style.
but i haven’t read enough of his stuff to speak to his content. the article he wrote about football players and dogfighting for the New Yorker a week or two ago was quite good I thought.
by DrivetheLane on Oct 26, 2009 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Big Baby Davis injures hand in attack by "friend"
http://www.celticsblog.com/2009/10/26/1101746/davis-misses-practice
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New Greg Oden nickname "The Incisor"
I would give it all up for a billion dollars
by Tyler Durrden on Oct 26, 2009 2:57 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
I like it!
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
More knee surgeries?
But slowly things happen that they cannot help and the Blazers Fellowship of the Ring begins to break apart
Incisor=front teeth
Homage to his dental dreams
I would give it all up for a billion dollars
by Tyler Durrden on Oct 26, 2009 3:16 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
I guess he could gnaw at his knee like Mercury tried to
excise her owey.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
so this is awkward
I just walked into the break room at work while my co-worker was being broken up with by her boyfriend
Is it tomorrow yet?
I feel a little bad.. but still maybe have that conversation somewhere else
Is it tomorrow yet?
by The Arkitect on Oct 26, 2009 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions
What!
prez told me he broke up with Dougall, not the other way around
I get the paper, so I don't care!
Wife: :"Could you please explain your status change on facebook?"
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Oct 26, 2009 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions
"it's complicated"
is my favorite…basically " i want to sleep with someone else but i feel sorry for you if i dump ya"
"It's not you....It's me"= "It's you"
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Oct 26, 2009 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions
nah, I don’t zach where I work
.
.
.
also, I’m married
Is it tomorrow yet?
by The Arkitect on Oct 26, 2009 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions
nah, she’s an emo girl
Is it tomorrow yet?
by The Arkitect on Oct 26, 2009 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions
this describes her well
Is it tomorrow yet?
by The Arkitect on Oct 26, 2009 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions
sorry, the stinky thread got me sideways
i’m looking forward to the company that is inventing smell the emits from your PC…
this will liven up this JD.
That's funny
because my cousin said she was “scene” like a year ago and I had no idea what it meant.
right… cause no one your age has a job in an office…
Is it tomorrow yet?
by The Arkitect on Oct 26, 2009 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions
hahaha.
i would have figured someone who called themselves a “scene” person would be hipsters.
by DrivetheLane on Oct 26, 2009 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
aren't those skaters?
emo kids aren’t skaters are they? that doesn’t make much sense.
by DrivetheLane on Oct 26, 2009 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions
sorry, were you once induced by a skater?
by EvilKaramazov on Oct 26, 2009 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions
no wonder there are emo boys then. all the emo girls go for skaters.
by DrivetheLane on Oct 26, 2009 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions
My cousin is quite troubled.
But that’s just a result of her crazy parents and her being a middle child.
I only know what a scene person is because someone called g-love one on a fb picture and she got pissed off and started cracking virtual skulls.
glove seems more hipster than scene/emo
Is it tomorrow yet?
by The Arkitect on Oct 26, 2009 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Is one of those people Lovey?
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
no just google imaging scene kids
But she does that with her bangs and with the color dying.
brp posted a hysterical pic of g-love during their flameoffs a few weeks ago that demonstrates this.
Dang. I missed that.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
i will not repost...
but someone else can…
g.love still working on getting me back so i will not add fuel to the fire
but someone else can do it
Idol? I like to be up to date.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
I'll do it
She can’t hate me because I’m her co-manager. Gimme a second to track it down; I wouldn’t want to randomly post a picture of her from FB (like she did to Dante), but I’ll find the link.
That's the photo she was
using as her avatar awhile back. Why was BuRP antagonizing poor Lovey?
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
he is mean to teenage girls
They are in a trash talking battle because glove says she can take brp in basketball.
that's what is so funny
It’s like she got caught doing something dumb on camera but figured she’d keep the pic and post it to FB anyways.
i think that is a funny comment
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
shouldn't it go
yo glove, i see ya learning about basketball over the phone, im happy for ya and imma let you finish but BRP is the greatest baller of all time! of all time!
you can’t overlook the ever important im happy 4 ya
Are we sure we can't get Freeland over this year to play backup pf?
by phillyduck23 on Oct 26, 2009 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions
everyone has their talents
Are we sure we can't get Freeland over this year to play backup pf?
by phillyduck23 on Oct 26, 2009 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Emo, scene, and hipster are all slightly different.
Due to galaticlove’s hairstyle, I’d label her look as scene.
Dear Paul Allen:
Waive Patty Mills & sign Ime Udoka.
Sincerely,
AK1984
by AK1984 on Oct 26, 2009 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
this song will kinda tell ya
scenester
also my friend calls sidekicks scenekicks so i guess if u got a sidekick ur scene.
Are we sure we can't get Freeland over this year to play backup pf?
by phillyduck23 on Oct 26, 2009 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions
lol i think so too
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
I'm too old for scene, as i'll be 25 this Friday.
When I attended high school, a sort of preppy, yet still casual style was the in look.
Dear Paul Allen:
Waive Patty Mills & sign Ime Udoka.
Sincerely,
AK1984
I wonder if Roybot's cousin is more
Hot Topic or Torrid – if you know what I am saying.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
Yikes! No wonder that kid is emo.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
I can't tell if that kid is emo or scene.
I’d expect him to wear a brigher, more colorful shirt if he was scene, though.
Dear Paul Allen:
Waive Patty Mills & sign Ime Udoka.
Sincerely,
AK1984
break her backboard? That just seems mean…
by EvilKaramazov on Oct 26, 2009 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Blazers now have $197,607,482 in committed salary, 13th in the league (up from 29th last year)
Most are the Magic, least the Thunder. Who have cap space, but no money to spend, which is an interesting observation.
http://www.shamsports.com/content/pages/2009/10/sam-prestis-survival-strategy-in-post.jsp
But slowly things happen that they cannot help and the Blazers Fellowship of the Ring begins to break apart
Josh Howard could still be out for weeks. Good for whoever owns Marion in fantasy basketball.
That would be me in one ESPN league.
But slowly things happen that they cannot help and the Blazers Fellowship of the Ring begins to break apart
Whoever owns Rudy gets the benefits of Nic being out...
that would be me and FFA in the Yahoo League
About trades before the season?
Yeah, I know. I wasn’t gonna do any but I figured that one was fine since Martell would be rusty for a while. Ah well. This just means I can say me and DTL aren’t friends anymore.
ah gee.....
first Batum and now this. worst day ever.
by DrivetheLane on Oct 26, 2009 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions
being silent about something doesn’t equal lying. a skill i’ve done my best to hone.
by DrivetheLane on Oct 26, 2009 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Lying by omission.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
is that even possible?
if you don’t talk, that’s a lie?
by DrivetheLane on Oct 26, 2009 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions
If you knowingly and intentionally
allow someone to believe something you know isn’t true then you are lying by omission.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
that's an interesting perspective.
i’d only consider that lying if they asked you directly and you told them something that wasn’t true.
by DrivetheLane on Oct 26, 2009 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions
How about this.
You say to your wife, “Honey, I know you love me and would never cheat on me”. Your wife is having a torrid affair with the milkman but she just smiles at you and goes on mopping the floor. That’s lying by omission.
Or, you’re wife says to you, “Darling, our bank account seems more depleted than I thought it should”. You just look puzzled and neglect to to tell here that you transferred most of it to an account in Switzerland. That’s lying by omission.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
It's DtL's marriage, not mine.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
haha.
those things you posted are two good reasons for me to remain unmarried.
by DrivetheLane on Oct 26, 2009 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions
that makes sense.
though those aren’t technically questions. but that’s a very very fine line, I realize, so your point is very well taken.
by DrivetheLane on Oct 26, 2009 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions
i take exception to that.
even though I know you’re joking.
by DrivetheLane on Oct 26, 2009 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions
it's not about being sensitive.
but don’t worry about it.
by DrivetheLane on Oct 26, 2009 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions
it's your world boss.
i just try to keep up. ;)
by DrivetheLane on Oct 26, 2009 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions
oh i'm doing just fine.
someday you’ll become a better boss.
by DrivetheLane on Oct 26, 2009 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions
i've had a bad boss or two
so you’re probably not the worst.
by DrivetheLane on Oct 26, 2009 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions
if you don't know that
then you’ll get fired as boss. what are they teaching you in that college?
by DrivetheLane on Oct 26, 2009 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions
she lied to someone earlier about it
I didnt say anything at the time
by Starvin' Marvin on Oct 26, 2009 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I just voted against it. Feel better?
i realllllllllllllllly hate your sig :(
n o offense
-BlazerFan1
DTL wouldn't trade with me yesterday, this is my retaliation
i realllllllllllllllly hate your sig :(
n o offense
-BlazerFan1
yeah, cause that trade you offered me would have really helped my team.
helped them lose that is.
by DrivetheLane on Oct 26, 2009 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions
also juwan minutes go up
with trout playing more 3, which is mean(that pick is gonna be the steal of the draft)
Are we sure we can't get Freeland over this year to play backup pf?
by phillyduck23 on Oct 26, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions
no
although i think im gonna get sro tickets and sneak into the student section.
Are we sure we can't get Freeland over this year to play backup pf?
by phillyduck23 on Oct 26, 2009 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions
thier like 75 on craigslist
idk about waiting in line, i might just get normal tickets but thier at least 100 so that’s a little steep.
Are we sure we can't get Freeland over this year to play backup pf?
by phillyduck23 on Oct 26, 2009 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Martell doesn’t have the d and Travis… is better coming off of the bench.
Dante is the 2010 version of Nic!
she needs someone to stalk now? sign up, do it.
by EvilKaramazov on Oct 26, 2009 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions
ohhh shoot hopefully rudy..that's a great thing
besides i always liked it when him n roy were on the court together
by portlandgiirl91 on Oct 26, 2009 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Travis is much better coming off the bench.
I only get pizzed when people call him names.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
I saw that
I’ve come to expect that from dougall. ’You’re’ is not even in his vocab.
by Starvin' Marvin on Oct 26, 2009 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions
so ya like to talk snakes, eh? are we going to start measuring white cobras?
by EvilKaramazov on Oct 26, 2009 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions
dude, those hockey puck looking things at the bottom of a urinal are not mints.
by EvilKaramazov on Oct 26, 2009 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions
That would make a great convo
“So.. helping you out there.. couldn’t help but notice.. here.. you need these.. "
I think I’ll start carrying those around instead of gum.
i think it's like finding something green between a women's teeth
and she’ll be thankful that you took the effort to let her know after the initial embarrassment
was her name Carl? Did she have an adam’s apple?
by EvilKaramazov on Oct 26, 2009 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions
and now you have 2 beautiful kids with that lady, and one that is kind of mediocre looking
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
lol i definitely meant to say whose
didn’t even notice that until you said that. a little re re here
by portlandgiirl91 on Oct 26, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions
I can see a surfaced submarine going buy. It looks like it is about 3/4ths of a mile from shore
I’d take a photo but I cannot find my camera.
we studied this Trident launch from a sub
for a roundtable discussion…there is a point of launch, and a secondary launch to reflect the “tipping point” of a company and crossing the chasm type metaphor…
odd but interesting that it is deployed through a sub
That sounds interesting
I’ve never seen any sort of navy ship go by since the ocean is so far away. I didn’t think they came in this far away surfaced.
that is really advance technology...
launching a nuclear bomb from a sub…
can’t subs go low enough now to be almost undetectable? that is scary when i think of the No. Ko’s building this type of weaponry
I'm not sure
I know they were close when I was in the navy. If I remember right, and I’m probably wrong, I was told the sub has to get to a launch depth and then when they open the tubes, they do some thing that makes the water turn to gas and pop out the warhead like a pimple then the rockets take over. I could google it, but I hope I’m spreading misinformation.
Ahh ok. People who are saying they hate him aren't hating at all.
I need to change the channel after wheels
by SabasforThree on Oct 26, 2009 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions
sorry
Sometimes I listen cuz he gets decent interviewees. Other than that, he trolls a lot.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
sweet. I'll have to listen.
I remember he had on KP, and he kept telling him he sounded despressed and worn out, but he sounded exactly like he always sounded. Canzano was just trying to build a history of him sounding down after the Hedo deal.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
I missed it… link or I’m going to bed
Is it tomorrow yet?
by The Arkitect on Oct 26, 2009 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah what the hell is that about?
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
I thought I remembered flying by someone with a comcast screen name as I z’d my way through this morning…
.
.
that’s a weird comment
Is it tomorrow yet?
by The Arkitect on Oct 26, 2009 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions
i dunno
i mean i think it was kind of funny.
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
For anyone who uses a PVR...
Does your guide reflect games being shown Tuesday on League Pass yet?
There’s no sign of anything yet over here.
does anybody see the resemblance in diddy and kanye west?
by portlandgiirl91 on Oct 26, 2009 4:01 PM PDT reply actions
you do
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
I wear my sunglasses at night, so I can, so I can.
by EvilKaramazov on Oct 26, 2009 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions
i've always wanted to know why black boys do that
by portlandgiirl91 on Oct 26, 2009 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions
so you can look at people while not looking at people
under purple light, white eyes get focused esp in clubs…
actually
i think it’s 100% da case…plus, when you been up all night, you don’t want to show red eye or carry visine….
it’s just fly to do it
negative. why do they wear dem when they aint all up in da club? huh?
by portlandgiirl91 on Oct 26, 2009 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I'll be there next summer
when you goin back?
by Starvin' Marvin on Oct 26, 2009 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions
if we're there around the same time you should hook me up with some cool people
ala T-PAIN
by Starvin' Marvin on Oct 26, 2009 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions
cause their on their way to the club
eventually and dont want to forget their shades. duh
Are we sure we can't get Freeland over this year to play backup pf?
by phillyduck23 on Oct 26, 2009 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions
what about when they're on a tv show or something and their still wearing them>
by portlandgiirl91 on Oct 26, 2009 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions
ya what do ya think their doing after the show?
Are we sure we can't get Freeland over this year to play backup pf?
by phillyduck23 on Oct 26, 2009 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions
or listen to their own
Are we sure we can't get Freeland over this year to play backup pf?
by phillyduck23 on Oct 26, 2009 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions
you guys know there's a specific way to make money rain right?
look it up and try it at home…it takes a while to nail down the proper way to make it rain
i don't care to learn.
portland has plenty of rain..to much for my liking
by portlandgiirl91 on Oct 26, 2009 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions
i can convince you on anything
5 minutes in person and you’ll be like “show me how to make it rain!!!”
ew are u saying lebron is your favorite player?
make it kobe and I’ll be there
by portlandgiirl91 on Oct 26, 2009 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions
him and chauncey billups are my favorite non blazers
by Starvin' Marvin on Oct 26, 2009 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions
woah woah woah.
Ew? This is getting out of hand.
by Roybot on Oct 26, 2009 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
slow yo roll girl
ew to ‘only correct answer’
by portlandgiirl91 on Oct 26, 2009 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions
like pau gasol?
and marc gasol?
and andrea bargnani?
by Starvin' Marvin on Oct 26, 2009 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions
like tony parker
rudy fernandez
nic batum
by portlandgiirl91 on Oct 26, 2009 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions
like jose calderon
marco belinelli
borris diaw
by Starvin' Marvin on Oct 26, 2009 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions
when you party, eyes become unflattering
so it’s good to cover it up…esp for men…
and women notice baggy/crappy eyes first
nope don't see any resemblance
Are we sure we can't get Freeland over this year to play backup pf?
by phillyduck23 on Oct 26, 2009 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Who knew that two people who look so similar...
…could be complete opposites in regard to talent.
Yes! Yes! In the face!
side note
when i got my wisdom teeth taken out i should have planned it so i did it a few days before halloween cause my jaw was puffy like kanye’s. it would have been an easy halloween costume.
Are we sure we can't get Freeland over this year to play backup pf?
by phillyduck23 on Oct 26, 2009 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions
probably not a breakout season.
but he’ll put up decent numbers. A lot depends on Rudy.
by DrivetheLane on Oct 26, 2009 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions
I think he'll be roughly what he was in his 3rd year
In other words not a pretty mediocre player for a starter on a playoff team, but at least not totally out of place.
so that batum thing sucks
anyways i got a few jd-esque topic to change to mood
i went to a haunted house for the first time this weekend and didn’t jump. i was kinda disappointed in myself. anyways my questions are: do ya like haunted houses and if so are ya scared by them?
also just for fun, which bedger would be most likely to be scared at haunted houses and who would be most likely to work at a haunted house?
Are we sure we can't get Freeland over this year to play backup pf?
few
Are we sure we can't get Freeland over this year to play backup pf?
by phillyduck23 on Oct 26, 2009 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions
haunted houses are stupid
I like laughing at the people who freak out
by Starvin' Marvin on Oct 26, 2009 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions
i like haunted houses
just to see how they try to scare people. they are rarely scary though.
by DrivetheLane on Oct 26, 2009 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions
i think my friends gf was doing that, either that or she is literally scared of everything. there was also this like fake coffin ride thing and one of the ppl that worked there went in and really hammed it up to make it look scary(cause u can see the ppl in the coffin with the ever handy coffin cam). so when i tried it i pretended to fall asleep my buddy said a lot of people left the crowd around it after that.
Are we sure we can't get Freeland over this year to play backup pf?
by phillyduck23 on Oct 26, 2009 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions
reminds me of the newest Chris Rock special
short people can be mad at tall people for being tall
poor people can be made at rich people for being rich
but it can’t go in reverse without seeming like you’re a huge douche
I can’t really reproduce the bit on BE because of the language, but suffice to say, it’s hilarious.
as an average heighth person
im mad at both
Are we sure we can't get Freeland over this year to play backup pf?
by phillyduck23 on Oct 26, 2009 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions
all american's 20-29 is 5'9.9"
according to wikipedia
by DrivetheLane on Oct 26, 2009 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions
well im about 5'9"
that seems pretty average to me. i think between 5’7" and 5’9" is pretty average for american men
Are we sure we can't get Freeland over this year to play backup pf?
by phillyduck23 on Oct 26, 2009 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions
i'm 5'8 and always thought I was a little shorter than average.
just by observation.
by DrivetheLane on Oct 26, 2009 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions
cause you have to wear platform shoes to rid the rides?
Is it tomorrow yet?
by The Arkitect on Oct 26, 2009 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions
you said you wouldn’t tell anyone about that
Is it tomorrow yet?
by The Arkitect on Oct 26, 2009 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions
no, he’s right, she’s 5’-5" so compared to BRP she is quite tall
Is it tomorrow yet?
by The Arkitect on Oct 26, 2009 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions
see, JD's go full circle...
some people get down on being short, then you magically find out that being a spinner is a highly in demand quality
You need to fill in this sentence for men
The only thing better than a tall man _________ is a short man trying like hell to.
It works great for women.
pretty sure that's physically impossible
if not impossible than extremely painful
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
I didn't think that hard about it.
Not sure why you did; I think you condition is still on the outskirts.
phil is shorter
you’re pretty average
by Starvin' Marvin on Oct 26, 2009 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions
EK must have been looking
at the average height for urban adults in Camaroon.
by DrivetheLane on Oct 26, 2009 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions
sorry, i only looked quickly, and then proceeded with ‘random article’—i love that thing:
by EvilKaramazov on Oct 26, 2009 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions
One has to pick the correct stat.
All american men over 20 comes in at 176.3 cm (5’ 9.4").
Still, what I would consider reasonable. At 5’7, I know that I am just below average height for men.
American Women average 162.2 cm (5’ 3.8") so bringing those together will make everyone seem shorter.
Debating with myself what I do with the Nic spot. So far I added another Nick (Young).
But might change that for my secret star of the pre-season who nobody is considering yet and thus doesn’t figure in any projections :) Problems, problems.
But slowly things happen that they cannot help and the Blazers Fellowship of the Ring begins to break apart
I bet I know who your secret star is
I have my eye on him and came close to picking him up in brp’s JDL.
there are a few guys I’ve considered picking up.
I really hope the games start streaming on Blazers.com soon.
If I had to term the present situation, it would have to be a series of unfortunate events.
It's not Morti's secret star. That might be another option, but he is suspended for the first game and thus not a good option for week 1.
But slowly things happen that they cannot help and the Blazers Fellowship of the Ring begins to break apart
What would be the stat he improves?
But slowly things happen that they cannot help and the Blazers Fellowship of the Ring begins to break apart
Then we are probably not talking about the same player.
Though 2 “jack of all trades” are also available.
But slowly things happen that they cannot help and the Blazers Fellowship of the Ring begins to break apart
Hey, I just see Eddy Curry is available. He starts for the Knicks, right :)
But slowly things happen that they cannot help and the Blazers Fellowship of the Ring begins to break apart
And just saw another one who potentially might be interesting. There are some options even in such a deep league, though rather for bench/rotation players.
But slowly things happen that they cannot help and the Blazers Fellowship of the Ring begins to break apart
the one guy im looking at for now
helps fg% and rebounding
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
i have 2 guys on my watch list
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
I have a dozen
But slowly things happen that they cannot help and the Blazers Fellowship of the Ring begins to break apart
I wish we had one more bench spot. I have so many ideas of who could be good :)
But slowly things happen that they cannot help and the Blazers Fellowship of the Ring begins to break apart
well, someone has to for them or else, it's a blowout
the new play caller would be smart to give Moss the ball
I need at least one TD from him to hold my 12 point lead vs. Norsk
and that might not be enough if McNabb and the Eagles D go big.
It's ok
It’s too sweet for me. I like to add jalapenos and stuff to it to spice it up. It’s good on fried burritos though.
Simmons, by far.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
At the risk of starting a politics debate...
Pretty powerful pics from Afghanistan
Kobe is my profile pic because of this beatdown I received.
I looked at the Drug Report ones the other day
and kind of regretted clicking on the link to show the really graphic ones.
dont read this jd if you know whats good for you
by Starvin' Marvin on Oct 26, 2009 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions
you can have your avatar back now
close enough to the season
by Starvin' Marvin on Oct 26, 2009 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions
there were some good pictures in there.
nice link.
by DrivetheLane on Oct 26, 2009 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Tinfoil you remind me of Kitty Pryde (just sayin)
I'm gonna put the kibosh on you. You know I've kiboshed before. And I will kibosh again.
help me understand
I’m slow… WAS??
I'm gonna put the kibosh on you. You know I've kiboshed before. And I will kibosh again.
I'm certain
in the after the credits seen of X3 Prof X transferred himself into the body of that comatose vegetable he referred to early in the movie… cant have enough Kitty either
I'm gonna put the kibosh on you. You know I've kiboshed before. And I will kibosh again.
woa hen hao, sia sia
(man, my Chinese stinks)
Thanks. I thought this JD would stink when I went to bed, but waking this morning I see 1000+ comments. Holy crap. Tell me what I won?
by the way, did I brag enough the other day that iTunes has listed my second CD?
Year 5000 — The SpaceDragon
there … bragging complete.
"Quid, Me Anxius Sum?"
http://www.cdbaby.com/Artist/Year5000
yes you did!!!
but you should brag about it every chance you get..it’s cool…
so looking at your profile, you must be treated like a rock star over there
ha ... well, maybe not rockstar ...
Actually, I am trying to get a little reggae thing going here. It’s always hard for me because my music-friend-coworker base is in Portland, but I always live somewhere else, so we record and play shows like every other year.
"Quid, Me Anxius Sum?"
http://www.cdbaby.com/Artist/Year5000
unknown ... but I may do a via-Skype show ...
… at my buddy’s club The Woods in Sellwood sometime soon.
Have you been there?
It used to be a mortuary, but he revamped it into an awesome venue.
"Quid, Me Anxius Sum?"
http://www.cdbaby.com/Artist/Year5000
yeah ... it doesn't have much of a "bar" atmosphere, more like a living room with a stage. It's kinda cool actually.
Tell them Mat from Year 5000 sent you.
They’ll like that.
"Quid, Me Anxius Sum?"
http://www.cdbaby.com/Artist/Year5000
yeah, I haven’t been there yet, but the Wife has been bugging me to go
Is it tomorrow yet?
by The Arkitect on Oct 26, 2009 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions
oooooooooooooo-ooooooooooo
oh no you didn’t ….
"Quid, Me Anxius Sum?"
http://www.cdbaby.com/Artist/Year5000
good thing too.
since i can’t depend on people who say they are my friend.
by DrivetheLane on Oct 26, 2009 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions
i've seen one before.
it will take more than that to turn my stomach.
by DrivetheLane on Oct 26, 2009 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions
how nice of you.
i knew you had it in ya :)
by DrivetheLane on Oct 26, 2009 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Sorry Roybot, but it's a public service message important to heed.
"Quid, Me Anxius Sum?"
http://www.cdbaby.com/Artist/Year5000
nuh uh!
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
I told you like half an hour ago
you can have your avatar back now
close enough to the season
by Starvin’ Marvin on Oct 26, 2009 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
by Starvin' Marvin on Oct 26, 2009 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions
sorry,
i’m so used to tapping Z when I see your comments I musta’ missed it first time around
All is now right in the world :-)
by prezofdeath on Oct 26, 2009 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
so's ur face!!
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
ooh nerd joke
i like it
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
i forgot the y
it’s a nerdy joke
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
that will prob be me sometime soon
except much much much worse
by Starvin' Marvin on Oct 26, 2009 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions
gonna make it quick
I have a bet with ang/galacticlove. if I lose, i get to be a drag queen =/
by Starvin' Marvin on Oct 26, 2009 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions
what do you get if you win?
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
it will be revealed after she drops her fanpost
by Starvin' Marvin on Oct 26, 2009 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions
is it good?
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
heh so i hear
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
We still got stuff to determine
but it involves me beating her by 100 at bowling. Prez learned the hard way not to make deals about that.
by Starvin' Marvin on Oct 26, 2009 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions
dude, i had 5 splits in one game
after having like 2 in a combined 3 games previous.
not. fair.
All is now right in the world :-)
by prezofdeath on Oct 26, 2009 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
hey man thats part of the game
I came through when it counted, you didn’t.
by Starvin' Marvin on Oct 26, 2009 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions
he's a drag queen
the earrings are a dead giveaway
Are we sure we can't get Freeland over this year to play backup pf?
by phillyduck23 on Oct 26, 2009 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions
as I was driving home from work
there was half a rainbow coming out of the sky and ending at what looked like pretty close to where I live. it looked like it was close enough to touch. Very awe inspiring. I wish I’d had a camera. and photography skills. but still, stunning to look at.
not if they value their life
Is it tomorrow yet?
by The Arkitect on Oct 26, 2009 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Ill keep my soul
thank you very much
by Starvin' Marvin on Oct 26, 2009 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions
can someone back me up?
lots of people have freckles. not so many with the red hair…
by Starvin' Marvin on Oct 26, 2009 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions
genetic FREAKS is more like it…
.
.
.
Gingers… am I right?
Is it tomorrow yet?
by The Arkitect on Oct 26, 2009 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
so I'm watching the game from the comfort of my house tomorrow, and I'm trying to figure out what would be the most awesome thing to eat would be. I'm looking to mimic the concessions at the RG somewhat, and I will also be charging myself $8.00 a beer,
( even though it doesn’t matter cause I’m just gonna give it back to myself later.)
1. Awesome Hot Wings
2. Sweet Nachos with turkey instead of greasy beef.
3. Rad Homemade Pizza
4. Lame Caesar Salad
5. Big Juicy Wiener
Decide for me, because I have more faith in your opinion than I have desire to think for myself.
I would give it all up for a billion dollars
BRP would tell you to take your time and enjoy #5.
i realllllllllllllllly hate your sig :(
n o offense
-BlazerFan1
now that you've sullied y5k's junk
I'm gonna put the kibosh on you. You know I've kiboshed before. And I will kibosh again.
Sophia ...
already said “if your pussy stinks” above. I about spit my coffee out.
"Quid, Me Anxius Sum?"
http://www.cdbaby.com/Artist/Year5000
Ooh I forgot dried fruit
I would give it all up for a billion dollars
by Tyler Durrden on Oct 26, 2009 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions
WOAH wrong place to post this pic after Y5k's comment!!!!!!!!!!!
by broyposse on Oct 26, 2009 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
one of those apricots is giving me the stink eye
Is it tomorrow yet?
by The Arkitect on Oct 26, 2009 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions
fixed
WOAH wrong, right place to post this pic after Y5k’s comment!!!!!!!!!!!
I would give it all up for a billion dollars
by Tyler Durrden on Oct 26, 2009 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions
something that won't get caught in your throat while cheering
"Quid, Me Anxius Sum?"
http://www.cdbaby.com/Artist/Year5000
present
and yep, that’s a fantastic spot for a dirty joke
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
nah that'll just activate your gag reflex
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
hahah that's my favorite comeback
when somebody calls me a pussy
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Well said.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
but I don't judge you
See we learned about this in my college sensitivity to racial seminar on unpacking the white luggage. It’s called institutionalized racism.
sensitivity training always offended me
I'm gonna put the kibosh on you. You know I've kiboshed before. And I will kibosh again.
respect training is even more an insult
I'm gonna put the kibosh on you. You know I've kiboshed before. And I will kibosh again.
BRP
we need to reunite
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
k, I see it now. lol
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
or white guilt
i like to blame everything on that. like
random person:“how come u suck at basketball?”
me: “white guilt”
Are we sure we can't get Freeland over this year to play backup pf?
by phillyduck23 on Oct 26, 2009 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Prez is the other one…
Is it tomorrow yet?
by The Arkitect on Oct 26, 2009 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions
lol prez
have you ever punched someone before?
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
that'd be a good JD topic
how many of us have been in a fight before?
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
yes you did
6-13 JD
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
thought so
I remember I made it right after talking with a friend after he broke some guy’s arm who was trying to steal his stereo.
me too
what was the story behind your fight?
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
you’ve seen my massive arms
Is it tomorrow yet?
by The Arkitect on Oct 26, 2009 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions
i bet BRp's was like Nate Robinson fighting Melo
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
i bet BRp's was like Nate Robinson fighting Melo
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
well, the last time was in college
my buddy took a girl home and her ex bf and a bunch of his friends followed us to a bar…
right before we got out of the car(girl in front with me, girl in back with my buddy), the guy knocks on the window, and decides to jumps through when my buddy rolled down the back seat window…the dude went full on punching while hanging through the window.
so immediately rolled up the window and my buddy started punching him while his armpits were stuck…it was so funny
got out of the car to see two of his buddies…next thing you know, we ended up in the melee..it was 2 on 3…but good thing my buddy was like some sort of kung fu master….
the funny part was the guy that was attacking me, decided to take off his shirt, and when he did, i put him in a headlock with his sweater over his head…and kept telling him if he wanted to suffocate to death…
by then, the other two got knocked out by my buddy and the bouncers game out to tell us the cops were coming
we got back to our apartment all bloodied up, and the roomies were like, “wtf this time”
drama…never cease to follow us in college….crazy…
no...way
i’m glad i’m out of that phase of people wanting to fight…
i’ll defend, but never fight…unless i run into a bear
my philosophy as well
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
don't bring a gun to a kung-fu hustle
I'm gonna put the kibosh on you. You know I've kiboshed before. And I will kibosh again.
+92
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Oct 26, 2009 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions
im not surprised
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
i dont act like a bitch over little things but i get a temper when people do certain stuff
You looking for a good time?
im not surprised
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Like a what?
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
I have been in lots.
You wanna go?!
I would give it all up for a billion dollars
by Tyler Durrden on Oct 26, 2009 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions
I have
quite a few times
today
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Oct 26, 2009 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions
not since I was in junior high uh ... many many moons ago, thank goodness.
"Quid, Me Anxius Sum?"
http://www.cdbaby.com/Artist/Year5000
lots of talk about pussies
A) Batum is one
B) Sophia talks about remedies for stinky ones
C) the last conversation is about big juicy weiners and what happens when they get caught in your throat
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
yeah, todays JD is all about innappropriate things to talk about while passing the time until TOMORROW
Is it tomorrow yet?
by The Arkitect on Oct 26, 2009 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions
im all for talking about inappropriate things
if we stand as one, prez can’t ban us all!
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
it's a new thing. happens every year. I think it's catching on.
"Quid, Me Anxius Sum?"
http://www.cdbaby.com/Artist/Year5000
We couldn't just follow the rules could we? We couldn't keep it in our pants. This JD is covered in the stench of our sinning!
I would give it all up for a billion dollars
by Tyler Durrden on Oct 26, 2009 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions
I haven't made a choice yet...
I would give it all up for a billion dollars
by Tyler Durrden on Oct 26, 2009 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions
I sense a reminder coming
one of those its all fun and games until someone loses an eye kinda reminders…
only one of those we are representing the Bedge here …
I'm gonna put the kibosh on you. You know I've kiboshed before. And I will kibosh again.
she's been begging for it
I'm gonna put the kibosh on you. You know I've kiboshed before. And I will kibosh again.
good place for an inappropriate joke
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
I wasn't baiting
I'm gonna put the kibosh on you. You know I've kiboshed before. And I will kibosh again.
I feel like even though I was a late addition to the fray, I'm still partially responsible for this late afternoon derailment
I would give it all up for a billion dollars
by Tyler Durrden on Oct 26, 2009 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions
The stench of our sinning needs a mint
Is it tomorrow yet?
by The Arkitect on Oct 26, 2009 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions
maybe, but I posted nothing offensive… just baited the hook is all
Is it tomorrow yet?
by The Arkitect on Oct 26, 2009 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I didn't rob the bank
I just drove the getaway car
I'm gonna put the kibosh on you. You know I've kiboshed before. And I will kibosh again.
more accurately I drove the bus to the bank, let them off and then continued on my route
Is it tomorrow yet?
by The Arkitect on Oct 26, 2009 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Tip of the hat to CBSsports for having pre-season stats that are usable
But slowly things happen that they cannot help and the Blazers Fellowship of the Ring begins to break apart
Maybe not in basketball. Hopefully.
Already managed to get a trade through, which is more than I can say in FF. Now I just had to look for some sleepers to replace Nic who I got as part of the deal. Found some interesting ones and went with a deep sleeper with potential over a guy who likely won’t play and one who will but I already have the better version of him. 2-3 on the watch list that I won’t give away, though if they already break out this week I can’t help it.
But slowly things happen that they cannot help and the Blazers Fellowship of the Ring begins to break apart
don't think that has already been linked but
mcgwire as cards hitting coach
so within 2 years alber pujols will be hitting 100 homeruns a season.
Are we sure we can't get Freeland over this year to play backup pf?
horrible hire
McGwire was an awful hitter except for the Home Runs, which were obviously “aided” buy a substance
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
lol redskins
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
i want to watch the game tomorrow but i still haven't upgraded my comcast since i've been forced too stop stealing the upper channels
should i get upgrade comcast, get league pass, or just go out for every game? i don’t want to pay much more than 60 bucks i’m paying for limited and internet now, i want to upgrade but i just don’t want to deal with calling comcast and the hassle, i wish thewhitesteveblake would deal with it but i have to do all the chores around this place…
14736251
Closing in to 1.5 points
But slowly things happen that they cannot help and the Blazers Fellowship of the Ring begins to break apart
I was gonna make one
but it would prob be auto deleted
by Starvin' Marvin on Oct 26, 2009 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Twiggs said she wanted to do next JD
I’m for that… has Twiggs ever done a JD?
I'm gonna put the kibosh on you. You know I've kiboshed before. And I will kibosh again.
her idea is halloween costumes tho. and thats isn’t til sat. she should wait til thursdayish imo
lessssss go
doesnt cab have tomorrows?
something about lurkers…
by Starvin' Marvin on Oct 26, 2009 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions
blazer1234 wanted it. something about the great pumpkin. which is tomorrow. we can do the lurker any time
although i remember cab starting it. something about ms pain…
lessssss go
Twiggs called it this morning
I'm gonna put the kibosh on you. You know I've kiboshed before. And I will kibosh again.
so you can get in tomorrow's junk?
or some over-zealous punk looking to top y5k’s awsomeness? I do not think so
I'm gonna put the kibosh on you. You know I've kiboshed before. And I will kibosh again.
im sure he has a colorful story about "cats" too
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Don't know if that helps Cabbie, King TV will carry Blazers games in Seattle
http://www.blazersedge.com/2009/10/26/1102258/good-news-for-seattle-area-blazer
But slowly things happen that they cannot help and the Blazers Fellowship of the Ring begins to break apart
KP2 jinxed batum. he called him the break out player for portland this year in their podcast.
smh
lessssss go
new Courtside in 5
I'm gonna put the kibosh on you. You know I've kiboshed before. And I will kibosh again.
BRIAN WESTBROOK
hes been down on the field for awhile
by Starvin' Marvin on Oct 26, 2009 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions
because saying "westbrook hurt" on a basketball blog when you're really talking about football would never be confusing right?
You looking for a good time?
well MNF is on
I though people would be watching
by Starvin' Marvin on Oct 26, 2009 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions
how badly?
that’s both good and bad for me. good cause i got mccoy in fantasy bad cause im an iggles fan
Are we sure we can't get Freeland over this year to play backup pf?
by phillyduck23 on Oct 26, 2009 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions
forgive him.
He’s old, and quite possibly drunk.
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
does Rice even clue in
to Wheels and Barrett’s so sick of this guy tone?
I'm gonna put the kibosh on you. You know I've kiboshed before. And I will kibosh again.
Better than VDN calling Kirk Kurt all the time
But slowly things happen that they cannot help and the Blazers Fellowship of the Ring begins to break apart
I <3 Claire
Claire…we should have our discussion in the open..I think everyone wants an update on your voyage in the city
when Claire post her thread...everyone help her out...
until then, I’m gonna get some din din
- Dr. Lub
fineeee.
I just need advice. BAD. Here’s the whole story:
So I told you about the guy Gabe that I liked right? He ended up hooking up with my roommate Morgan. She didn’t tell me until I asked her about it. I found out later that it wasn’t a drunken thing either, she PURSUED him. She’s moved on now and has some other guy so whatever. Gabe’s best friend Kahiem told me that he liked me two weeks ago. It was the MOST awkward thing ever. Its better now, but it sucked for awhile because he was kind of depressed and such. Last week, this guy Chris (who has totally been facebook and text stalking me for weeks now) told me that he liked me. I had to turn him down too and then THAT was super awkward too. Now there’s another guy who likes me who I also don’t like. My question is… Where are all the guys that I’m attracted to? Did they just fall off the face of the earth? Anyways, now that everyone on Bedge know my love life as of now, let the love doctor do his work….
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
Find a new guy
see….solved
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Oct 26, 2009 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions
haha, its so easy!
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
your roommate is a punk if she knew that you liked him
and they obv aren’t in New York
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
oh she definitely knew that I liked him.
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
I know!
gahh, I have to hide my hatred for her though.
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
I can't be sure.
He’s kind of a player though. I’ve moved on for sure…
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
yeah I agree.
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
Besides...his name was Gabe
what did you expect?
Also avoid Elliot….he is that kid that ate paste in gradeschool
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Oct 26, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Here's what you do.
1.Get some nair and put it in her shampoo bottle, play dumb
2. Get some powdered milk. If she uses talcum powder, mix a little in. If not lightly dust her bedsheets with it, then run a space heater or something. As she sweats her pores will open and draw in the powdered milk. Over time the milk will start to sour, there will be no way to wash it off, and it will be very hard to identify, meaning possibly, many trips to the Dr.‘s. Over time it will just wear off.
3. Put some mothballs in the gastank of her car. The mothballs will get pulled towards the fuel line, plug it up and choke off the fuel causing the car to stall. They will take several days to dissolve, in that time she may go through the trouble of having the tank ripped from the car at great expense, to have it drained.
4. Tell her you think she’s a bitch and she needs to move out, because you don’t want to live with someone who would so thoughtlessly betray your feelings and trust.
I would give it all up for a billion dollars
by Tyler Durrden on Oct 26, 2009 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
only one of those things isn't a good idea.
.
.
.
.
it’s number 3
by DrivetheLane on Oct 26, 2009 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions
won't work or too vicious?
I would give it all up for a billion dollars
by Tyler Durrden on Oct 26, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions
i'm not sure if it would work.
but too vicious. plus, it might be illegal. not sure.
by DrivetheLane on Oct 26, 2009 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions
mmhmm
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
we aint tryin to get you arrested or nothin
by Starvin' Marvin on Oct 26, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions
I see.
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
sucky situation. I worry about my roommate stealing stuff… fun times with dorms!
I really hope the games start streaming on Blazers.com soon.
If I had to term the present situation, it would have to be a series of unfortunate events.
seriously...
Can’t wait to have my own place!
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
he doesn't go to U of O
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
hahahaha
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
but so true
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
indeed
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
he brings in horde of high friends. So I dunno.
I really hope the games start streaming on Blazers.com soon.
If I had to term the present situation, it would have to be a series of unfortunate events.
o ya. watch out for the friends. I can’t find a lens. i don’t wanna blame anyone but I don’t think i lost it myself. i hid my money
lessssss go
I actually read about it while I was researching a screenplay I was working on.
I read that it does work, although maybe newer cars have different fuel delivery systems. (Most cars have multiple fuel pumps, so there might be enough suction to draw it to the outlet). I only read about it and would never try it in real life, but it was said that it would cause no long term damage to any of the fuel lines or carbs/F injectors. The trick would be proving who did it. On older cars I have read that you can put a ping pong ball in the tank that will plug the hole when the fuel level gets to around an eighth of a tank. The nasty thing about that though is it will only plug the line when you really step on the gas. You hit it, the car stalls. You stop and wait, the ping pong ball realeases due to its own buoyancy, and the car starts again and drives fine until you step on it. This is impossible on newer cars because the fuel filler hole is too small to allow a ping pong ball in the tank.
I would give it all up for a billion dollars
by Tyler Durrden on Oct 26, 2009 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions
(I wouldn't actually try any of these, as I'm not that mean in real life. I just wanted to give you some things to fantasize about doing to her because you must be pretty mad.)
I would give it all up for a billion dollars
by Tyler Durrden on Oct 26, 2009 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions
I mean, I've semi gotten over it because I don't like
gabe anymore. But its definitely ruined any sort of friendship we might have ever had.
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
i dont know if i should rec this or not
the nair one would be mean. real mean.
by Starvin' Marvin on Oct 26, 2009 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions
you should and you will
I would give it all up for a billion dollars
by Tyler Durrden on Oct 26, 2009 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions
hmmmm, these are all interesting.
But I think I’ll just go with number 4.
Actually I can’t make her move out, because all the dorms are at 100% capacity and she would have no where to go.
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
come on.
the powdered milk thing was pretty good. it’d be fun to see if that worked.
by DrivetheLane on Oct 26, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions
she has to live with her
I dont think it would be fun
by Starvin' Marvin on Oct 26, 2009 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions
good point.
ok Claire, save it for near summer, before you leave. cause then it’s hot out anyway so she’ll stink more.
by DrivetheLane on Oct 26, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions
great, then I can live with the smelliest person ever! yay.
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
no no,
right before summer break when you or she move out for the summer. or right before Christmas break when she goes back to see her family.
by DrivetheLane on Oct 26, 2009 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions
oh I see, this is last night at school stuff
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
exactly.
the other thing you can do is when she does her laundry, take it out of the dryer and put it back in the washer. me and my roomate did that to someone freshman year.
by DrivetheLane on Oct 26, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah, what Roybot said.
also punch that idiot Gabe. if he liked you, what’s he doing hooking up with your roommate?
good luck, Claire. don’t get down on yourself. some lucky guy will find you eventually.
by DrivetheLane on Oct 26, 2009 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions
well if it were a drunken thing, then i could kinda understand (thinking with the wrong head....)
but if it was a sober thing, that’s messed up
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
well, they were both drunk.
But not THAT drunk.
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
lol what's the threshold to be called, "THAT drunk?"
haha i do think i know what you mean though
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
he didn't black out?
neither did she
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
oh
THAT drunk…
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
yeah.
really messed up. i know people make mistakes, but that’s kinda something that i just can’t comprehend.
by DrivetheLane on Oct 26, 2009 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions
that's cold
like Antarctica cold
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
First, find a new room mate.
Next, set your standards HIGH. Be open to guys you would never imagine being attracted to.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
don't your last two sentences contradict?
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
No.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
I was going to make a sexist comment
then thought twice
I'm gonna put the kibosh on you. You know I've kiboshed before. And I will kibosh again.
we obviously have different definitions of standards
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Thank you wise owl!
i actually get what you are trying to say here.
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
drama ftl
does hatersgonnahate.gif apply here?
idk i guess i would look for a different guy?
lessssss go
that's what YOU would do, eh?
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
oh I'm looking.
But I swear to god that 80% of the guys at my school are gay.
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
well, I'm in the dance department.
But the rest of the school is normal with various conservatories (ie drama, art, music)
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express