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Dave, this is how you post information after the jump

Star-divide

 it's not difficult and should be utilized when posting HUGE posts by non site admin. who write about eastern conference teams LeBron , especially when the HUGE post by non site admin is posted directly ontop of the previous nights game recap( which none of us saw so we 'll undoubtedly want to read about it). I read alot of blazersedge on my phone and hate to scroll through 50 paragraphs about teams we'll play 2 times each this season.

you know I love this site. But seriously, use the jump

 

Thank you

 

S

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Yeah.

I’m not a big fan of that either.

"We believe" -Rudy Fernandez

by twiggs on Oct 23, 2009 9:42 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

im in a mood this morning

i read the game recaps first thing and having to scroll through never ending season previews, for another division, another conference, is really annoying.

S

The Princess of Blazersedge

It just takes an iron fist to keep the riff raff under control and her princess hand is mad strong- Idoltime

by BlazerFan1 on Oct 23, 2009 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Duly noted

I will try to stay out of your line of fire for once

by The Arkitect on Oct 23, 2009 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol i find that unlikely

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 23, 2009 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Was that a dig?

You just can’t stay down can you?

I would give it all up for a billion dollars

by Tyler Durrden on Oct 23, 2009 10:00 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions   0 recs

Regarding your mood

How many days in a week are you in a mood?

by tominhawaii on Oct 23, 2009 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'd be careful there Tom :)

"We believe" -Rudy Fernandez

by twiggs on Oct 23, 2009 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He said "week"...

…not “month”

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Oct 23, 2009 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh I know.

I’m telling him to watch out for Sophia on that!

She will snap ;)

"We believe" -Rudy Fernandez

by twiggs on Oct 23, 2009 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL.

That’s awesome.

Sorry Sophia, u know I <3 you but I think Tom is right on.

"We believe" -Rudy Fernandez

by twiggs on Oct 23, 2009 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Howdy

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Oct 23, 2009 9:49 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

What's shakin' bacon?

I'm gonna put the kibosh on you. You know I've kiboshed before. And I will kibosh again.

by bow4meow on Oct 23, 2009 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I am not shakin' my bacon

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Oct 23, 2009 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I predict

Life would be easier, if you only read the JD

by EvilKaramazov on Oct 23, 2009 9:53 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

BTW ...if you haven't seen it

Read Timbo’s excellent post

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Oct 23, 2009 9:54 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

i dont get it

but that’s ok

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 23, 2009 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

what don't you get?

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Oct 23, 2009 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

the whole lottery aspect of it

i understand he’s listing the roster, but i don’t get the other parts of it….

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 23, 2009 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

and that ultimately

it was Allen’s decision who makes the roster. at least I think that’s what his point was.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 23, 2009 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Plus is was a kinda jokey format to present the info

I liked it very much

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Oct 23, 2009 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i agree

one of the mods should edit that post

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 23, 2009 9:58 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hello

I agree with you.
These conference previews are not as important as the pre season games.

by Falcao on Oct 23, 2009 10:09 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

even without a hidden message

I’m in completely agreement with this junk.

by idoltime on Oct 23, 2009 10:10 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I suppose Bulls fans would write less fanposts and comments if Del Negro decided to start Lindsey Hunter over Rose...

…than Blazers fans have theorized over who and why should start. They would just call the coach stupid and be done with it.

"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard

by Norsktroll on Oct 23, 2009 10:11 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

i do read them and saw it.

ultimately we are accountable in different ways than some other sites because i am with the team on a regular basis. for that reason anything i post i prefer if at all possible to do it under my own name.

also i hate editors and don’t want to edit other people’s work. often with the fanshots the description used is not the one i would prefer.

for those reasons i sometimes duplicate the content.

hope that makes sense.

i just wish complaints about the site were made via official, private channels rather than expressed in a forum like this.

thanks.

Ben

Blazersedge.com || Twitter!

by Ben. on Oct 23, 2009 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I shouldn't write a fan post about double posting?

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Oct 23, 2009 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Matt on Blogabull makes his editorial comments pretty clear when moving things to the front page. Saves himself some work, and he is strict about keeping things in one place. And isn't he kinda like your boss as the manager of basketball blogs on SBN:)

[From the fanshots. Dr. Del Negro says it’s an unusual ankle injury and it’s possible Rose will miss the opener. Dr. Rose (someone else took his MCAT) says there’s no way he’ll miss the game.

Either way, it’s looking like Rose will be missing nearly the entire preseason, which isn’t a good thing for a team supposedly banking on continuity and camaraderie over talent. -ed.]

by Norsktroll on Oct 23, 2009 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i’ve tried that in the past. it’s more work and the end product is more confusing than it needs to be. realize that a huge portion of our readers are not active commenters and simply want quick, easy, access to content. we are balancing a number of needs and generally the best solution in that case is the simplest.

again, this should be handled case by case depending on a site’s structure and its needs. to my knowledge matt does not cover the team in person.

Blazersedge.com || Twitter!

by Ben. on Oct 23, 2009 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

to my knowledge matt does not cover the team in person.

and that’s why we love you more

by The Arkitect on Oct 23, 2009 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

WAAAAAAAY more

"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green

by antediluvian on Oct 23, 2009 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I understand it Ben

You are right to do it that way. Keep it clear what YOU are saying, since YOU will have to deal with it when it comes to the team and your relationships with them.

Ya can’t expect busy people to parse who is saying what on an online forum.

by Mortimer on Oct 23, 2009 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The only issue I had with it was that it

kinda haulted the conversation going on it the fanshot. After Ben.’s comment here I sent Ben an email suggesting that maybe he put up a post with his own words, and then link to the fanshot or something like that.

Really nit-picky I know, and I didn’t intend for it to go this far. Admittedly, I should have emailed it to Ben, instead of posting it in here. I don’t know, maybe I am not thinking of all the different nuances.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Oct 23, 2009 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

There was a fanshot about Quick's article

And Ben put an identical one a few hours later. It is really not a big deal. I don’t really care that much.

The JD is taken very seriously recently.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Oct 23, 2009 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You need to shut your face, Name's Ash

And tell your Asian wife to shut up too.

by Mortimer on Oct 23, 2009 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That’s Ornamental, dude

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Oct 23, 2009 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You can take an existing Fanshot, and also have it appear on the main page (like a link or alias). Then existing discussion can continue, and people aren’t commenting in two different places on the same topic. You can also edit a remark that you promoted it to the front page, etc. The Fanshot will still be in the Fanshots, but also on the main page.

Ben said he doesn’t want to do that because that might mix up editorial statements with fan content that he isn’t responsible for. Other editors that are also respected writers like Matt of Blogabull or Ziller of Sactown Royalty/FanHouse/FreeDarko or the guys at Third Quarter Collapse who are also attending team functions do it. Different approaches with different benefits.

by Norsktroll on Oct 23, 2009 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, I get how that part works

I agree with Ben, since he has such special rare access, that keeping his name separated from fan-produced content to avoid confusion by team officials is important.

Ben likely has to defend himself for his own work, having to do it for other’s wouldn’t be fun. Maybe nothing has happened like that yet, but it will eventually.

I get why the other guys do it more, but yeah… different situations, different approaches.

by Mortimer on Oct 23, 2009 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

then

make it part of the Full Court Press

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Oct 23, 2009 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

no problem at all

I think you´re right about the fanshots.
I also think it´s better for you if complaints are made publicly, that way you have an idea if the opinion is shared by more people.

by Falcao on Oct 23, 2009 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

had someone not emailed about this post and the issue above, i probably wouldn’t have been here. that’s often the case during the day, when the majority of the traffic is online. so the complaints raised could have 200 people in favor of them, but we might not realize that. a heads up is a good thing.

Blazersedge.com || Twitter!

by Ben. on Oct 23, 2009 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Agreed

This kind of infighting can poison the chemistry of the junk drawer.

by CatMan2 on Oct 23, 2009 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I want to complain about your signature

Why does Twitter get an exclamation point but Blazersedge.com does not?

by tominhawaii on Oct 23, 2009 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You send that form of complaint via email

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Oct 23, 2009 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions   3 recs

hey Truckee

that’s about 30 miles south of my grandparents’ house

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 23, 2009 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

and about 15 miles north of my mom's.

Without you out there, we're nowhere here

by 22baylor on Oct 23, 2009 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

finish that degree

you might need it. especially if you are draft by the vikings (my favorite team, even though they’ve abused me for about forty years).

put a body on 'em

by RayBourque on Oct 24, 2009 2:58 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Moody Junk

If I could I would take your mood back to where you bought it and have it exchanged for a something you’d appreciate— like the mood in last night’s game day thread. If we can exorcise the loyalty out of a Phoenix fan and convert him to the red and black light, we can certainly improve your mood.

I'm gonna put the kibosh on you. You know I've kiboshed before. And I will kibosh again.

by bow4meow on Oct 23, 2009 10:27 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

great job

Without you out there, we're nowhere here

by 22baylor on Oct 23, 2009 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

jump added to that post. guys, please use an email to air grievances.

Blazersedge.com || Twitter!

by Ben. on Oct 23, 2009 10:30 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

pet peeves are still good JD material though, correct?

I'm gonna put the kibosh on you. You know I've kiboshed before. And I will kibosh again.

by bow4meow on Oct 23, 2009 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ya know? Like....

… people who don’t look where they are walking in crowded halls

I'm gonna put the kibosh on you. You know I've kiboshed before. And I will kibosh again.

by bow4meow on Oct 23, 2009 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

When I see 'em coming

I don’t move out of their way, like they expect, especially women on cell phones. I let them walk into me and then watch their surprised disbelief that I didn’t roll out the red carpet for ’em.

I'm gonna put the kibosh on you. You know I've kiboshed before. And I will kibosh again.

by bow4meow on Oct 23, 2009 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

rec

I love this and will start looking for new opportunities to do it as well.

by idoltime on Oct 23, 2009 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

haha! you got it!

Between finishing up sidekick week, and his signing, I thought going back in time to when we signed the young Sophomore from UT would be nice.

How ironic is it that we drafted the sidekick higher than the hero?

by idoltime on Oct 23, 2009 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Between Bargs and Stache.

Now, that made me snort. :)

by idoltime on Oct 23, 2009 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

and traded even!

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Oct 23, 2009 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol

And Tyrus and Foye were also drafted ahead of Roy. hahaha

by idoltime on Oct 23, 2009 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

and traded even!

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Oct 23, 2009 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

We’ll never get away with shenanigans like that again.

by idoltime on Oct 23, 2009 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think we need a puppet front office with KP pulling the strings. Then we could do it.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Oct 23, 2009 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It would have to be someone young and new. Someone kinda dumb looking and sounding.

I would do it, but I have a job.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Oct 23, 2009 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

KP hit the jackpot in that very weak draft. Unbelievable that you could find your franchise foundation in that one.

The only other major stars are Rondo, second round pick Millsap, and to some extent Bargnani, Thomas, Gay, and maybe Foye and Powe. The rest is forgettable (sorry Sergio and Joel Freeland, but you’re not a franchise cornerstone).

by Norsktroll on Oct 23, 2009 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Incredibly weak draft in an era of weak drafts.

by idoltime on Oct 23, 2009 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I do that too

It’s kind of like chicken. I do it on the sidewalks when there are 2 or 3 people walking side by side and they expect me to get in the grass. I just stop and make them go around. I’ll probably get beat up by a moke someday for it.

by tominhawaii on Oct 23, 2009 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i love the people on bikes

riding around campus at high speeds through crowds. I want to close line one of them some day……just one

- Neil

by Blazin'aTrail on Oct 23, 2009 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Agreed

I would give it all up for a billion dollars

by Tyler Durrden on Oct 23, 2009 10:49 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions   0 recs

Hahaha "You said pet peeves and your name says meow."

Done in the voice of Ralph Wiggims

I would give it all up for a billion dollars

by Tyler Durrden on Oct 23, 2009 10:38 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions   0 recs

big time pet peeves of mine

A) When you are watching TV/playing video games and people WALK RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE TV

B) At the grocery store, people who either 1) stop and chat or 2) check their list and hold up a whole line of shopping carts behind them and create a traffic jam in an aisle

C) people who stop and talk RIGHT ON THE SIDEWALK and block pedestrian traffic

all 3 of those annoy me so much

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 23, 2009 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh man the ones that lean on the handle of the cart with their feet kicked back effectively taking up like 8 feet right in front of the cheese

And then they pull off like every kind of bag of cheese and take like 20 minutes to choose? Guess what IDIOT? This is not a leisure activity for me, I just want to get in and get out and you are stealing precious moments from my life!

I would give it all up for a billion dollars

by Tyler Durrden on Oct 23, 2009 12:07 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions   0 recs

My girlfriend and I were at costco out by the airport on a particularly busy day.

A woman trying to cut through the horde of shoppers looked her right in the eyes and then pushed her out of the way with her shopping cart. So I just started chucking ham. I hate shopping!

I would give it all up for a billion dollars

by Tyler Durrden on Oct 23, 2009 12:21 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions   0 recs

I had an old Chinese lady repeatedly ram her cart into my heels

I turned around and gave her the stink eye and she didn’t care so I got in front of my cart and slammed it back into hers. I hate old Chinese women.

by tominhawaii on Oct 23, 2009 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I love the story of how you met your wife

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Oct 23, 2009 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Now that you mention it that lady was old and Chinese too!

Not to perpetuate a stereotype, but old Chinese women do not seem to follow proper shopping cart ettiquette! And they reek like cabbage! Actually not to sound ageist and sexist but I think all old women smell like cabbage. Suck it old bags!

I would give it all up for a billion dollars

by Tyler Durrden on Oct 23, 2009 12:32 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions   0 recs

I have a middle aged asian lady who lives next to me, and never returns my hellos.

It could be because I am me and not that she is unfriendly though.

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Oct 23, 2009 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have a lot of tattoos, which can be off putting for people

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Oct 23, 2009 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I bet some of your non-wizard tattoos are random Asian characters

You’d think she’d admire you respecting her kind like that.

by Mortimer on Oct 23, 2009 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

seriously

you always make me feel so much better

you are like human samoas

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Oct 23, 2009 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I bet you are yakuza

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Oct 23, 2009 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

most yakuza are not total sissies

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Oct 23, 2009 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I wear bibs not shorts

let’s try and get it right Mortardedmer

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Oct 23, 2009 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

too far

way too far sir

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Oct 23, 2009 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Face it

The best thing to happen to racing is your Biking Jesus getting cancer, so everyone knew who he was, and steroids.

by Mortimer on Oct 23, 2009 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

steroids → EPO

I cant tell you how pumped I was when Armstrong finally left, and how stupid it was that he came back (to Astana)

Armstrong was good for American cycling, but he didnt make a lasting imprint, based on how cycling fell back to earth once he left.

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Oct 23, 2009 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

But he then lifted it back up

Brought it back from the dead, as it were (for American fans).

I LOVE what Biking Jesus did in the Leadville 100 this year. Did you catch the film yesterday?

"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green

by antediluvian on Oct 23, 2009 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

nope

I have had enough Armstrong coverage to fill me up for 2 lifetimes.

I was ok with him until he came out with his childish antics in the lead up to the tour and throughout the tour.

His presence seriously compromised Astana’s ability to win the tour.

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Oct 23, 2009 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hmmmm....

I guess I have a different opinion. To me, the childish antics (and huge insecurities) emanated from his younger team mate.

That said, the tour in 2010 should be freaking awesome. Contador was declared a free agent by the UCI today…and if he signs with either Caisse or the argyle lads of Garmin…..either will be one freaking powerhouse of a team.

Two huge egos, one spot on the top of the podium. Fireworks for sure!

"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green

by antediluvian on Oct 23, 2009 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

that is not true at all

Armstrong instigated every thing

putting his riders into the work when there was a split on a windy day (totally unnecessary after he had already been soundly beat by contador in the opening TT, and a waste of energy for valuable workers such as Popoyvych)

Contador rode to protect Armstrong in one of the late mountain stages on a headwind climb. The roles should have been reversed here to protect, who at this point should have been the undisputed leader, Contador, as he had shown his superiority in both ITTs and climbs.

Some will point out that Contador broke tactics on when he dropped Armstrong on an early mountain stage, but that was total posturing by Armstrong PR machine. Countering a move by a dangerous rival like Schleck is called bike racing, not breaking tactics.

I’ll leave it with this, whenever Armstrong had a teammate who challenged him he was gone from Postal/Discovery. It was extremely hypocritical for Armstrong to challenge someone who should have been the undisputed leader of Astana.

In the US the story line has been that Contador stood in the way of Armstrong’s 8th victory, but the truth of it is that Armstrong wouldnt have even finished on the podium without Contador’s protection in the final days.

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Oct 23, 2009 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh come on....

Saying Armstrong did anything wrong regarding the windy split was ridiculous….

Listening to Paul and Phil it was EXTREMELY clear that a split was likely to happen. Contador SHOULD have been up front. It’s not up to someone else to tell him that. Lance did not cause that split in any way, shape or form. He simply benefited from knowing what was likely to happen.

And it what way should Contador have been the undisputed leader? He’d won 3 grand tours….the other guy had won 7.

I don’t think Contador broke ranks when he dropped Armstrong….it was the smart thing to do.

But Contador has an issue with quality teammates. When he won the tour in 2007, he had big issues with Levi coming in 3rd. He was pissed the Levi won the final time trial and didn’t just ride a relaxed pace.

I have no problem with people who don’t like Armstrong…..big Tex has a big ego….all champs do. But let’s not play the victim card for Contador. He is anything but. He has benefited TREMENDOUSLY from the knowledge that Bruyneel gained and passed on from the Armstrong years. And IMHO he’s HUGELY insecure.

I STILL think next year will be a wildly entertaining tour.

"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green

by antediluvian on Oct 24, 2009 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mortimer, the human samoa

I kinda like that. It fits somehow.

by Corvid on Oct 23, 2009 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I had to read it twice

At first I was like, “SAMOANS ARE HUMANS!!!!!!!!!!!”

by tominhawaii on Oct 23, 2009 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

so naive...

My own theory is that they were mistakenly created by some long vanquished deity, and are thus not technically a part of OUR hu-man race.

by Mortimer on Oct 23, 2009 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I would, but her kids and husband are always around

I even said “I’ll love you long time” which is supposed to be like spanish fly to them

people…am I right?

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Oct 23, 2009 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Have you offerred her some of your stinky tofu?

I would give it all up for a billion dollars

by Tyler Durrden on Oct 23, 2009 12:57 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah

It’s pretty much just the Chinese women, Japanese women are courteous, and so are many other Asian groups.

by tominhawaii on Oct 23, 2009 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I witnessed a shoving match at Disney on Ice last night.

It was purt near a cougar fight!

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Oct 23, 2009 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

which one is Belle?

There were cars, a mermaid, then I think it was lion king followed by Tinkerbell.

Tinkerbell is all about girl power, but she is a little obnoxious about it.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Oct 23, 2009 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It is?

I always go to that one and I don’t think I have noticed any extra windiness there.

by Roybot on Oct 23, 2009 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yesss. i use to go there every saturday and it was windy as hell

considering it’s by the airport..it makes plenty of sense

by portlandgiirl91 on Oct 23, 2009 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

DeDonkeys?

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Oct 23, 2009 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

how much bulk stuff do you go through that you went to costco once a week?

by The Arkitect on Oct 23, 2009 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, Berry White is pretty smooth.

by EvilKaramazov on Oct 23, 2009 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

dont worry its just us JDers in here

its catty in here anyways. We still love ya

by GreatOden'sRaven on Oct 23, 2009 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Many folks around here are acting a smidge snippy today, which is all good in my book.

Nothing widens my wry, fiendish smirk more than when folks join with me on the dark side.

Stupid people have stupid ideas.

by AK1984 on Oct 23, 2009 10:34 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I agree

Seattle doesn’t deserve an NBA team and the Jailblazers was the worst era a city with a professional sports franchise has ever endured, and all who witnessed it are rightfully scarred for life

by The Arkitect on Oct 23, 2009 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

+14

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Oct 23, 2009 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Portland is lucky to even have a professional sports franchise, as it's a puny small-market city. :)

See, negative thinking is fun for you, I, and everyone! Heck, spread the good bad word and let’s make it a family affair!

Stupid people have stupid ideas.

by AK1984 on Oct 23, 2009 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Portland may be small market, but between Seattle and Portland, only one of them still has an NBA team

by The Arkitect on Oct 23, 2009 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

speaking of bad words and family…

your mother..

by GreatOden'sRaven on Oct 23, 2009 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Man, I long for lame, yet amusing '90s humor.

“Your mamma’s so fat she …” “Your mamma’s so dumb she …” et cetera.

Oh, those were the days … those were the days.

Stupid people have stupid ideas.

by AK1984 on Oct 23, 2009 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

and by that you mean .. funny jokes

not that comedic abortion fez from that 70s show put on TV right?

by GreatOden'sRaven on Oct 23, 2009 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cause Lindsey Lohan has high standards?

by The Arkitect on Oct 23, 2009 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just change

“high” to “no” and you have accurately described Ms. Lohan.

"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green

by antediluvian on Oct 23, 2009 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

wry? fiendish?

nah

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 23, 2009 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I HATE...

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Oct 23, 2009 10:37 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I call it

a sly and ingenious way to get the new record. Hoping Ben would take down the page before any comments could be made. How do you beat zero? For future reference, Tom, you cannot use this tactic.

I'm gonna put the kibosh on you. You know I've kiboshed before. And I will kibosh again.

by bow4meow on Oct 23, 2009 10:38 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WHAT?

well if it was instantly deleted did it really happen?

I'm gonna put the kibosh on you. You know I've kiboshed before. And I will kibosh again.

by bow4meow on Oct 23, 2009 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

then do we need to revisit Engineer Scotty's supposed record?

link?

I'm gonna put the kibosh on you. You know I've kiboshed before. And I will kibosh again.

by bow4meow on Oct 23, 2009 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

my secret message was Suck It Kobe

so i named it that initially and when i went back to change it I hit “publish” to change the title to a regular JD title and it vanished

insta-delete

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 23, 2009 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

so is there any proof you can provide?

It sounds legit but in a court of law….

I'm gonna put the kibosh on you. You know I've kiboshed before. And I will kibosh again.

by bow4meow on Oct 23, 2009 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

several links in southern oregon's JD

but they don’t work.

actually on my account it says (or said at least) on my recent activity: “Voted for Her?” which was one of the responses on my poll

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 23, 2009 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I dunno

preponderance of the evidence at best when beyond a reasonable doubt is the rule… I’ll see if the JD Court of Appeals will hear the case

I'm gonna put the kibosh on you. You know I've kiboshed before. And I will kibosh again.

by bow4meow on Oct 23, 2009 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Denied

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Oct 23, 2009 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

racist

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 23, 2009 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I know you are upset

but the Court has spoken… perhaps if you can obtain more compelling evidence the JD Supreme Court can make a landmark decision

I'm gonna put the kibosh on you. You know I've kiboshed before. And I will kibosh again.

by bow4meow on Oct 23, 2009 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

who are the justices in the JD Supreme Court?

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 23, 2009 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I said

DENIED!

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Oct 23, 2009 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yay

I also tried to read this jd and it loaded for about 12 sec the closed.

Flip cam FTW

by pipgras on Oct 23, 2009 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

wow finally got around to reading simmons

not so nice things to say about McMillan. Not that I can discount them entirely either. Benching Miller is moronic.. and frankly we only hear good things from the local media.. outsiders arent such fans apparently.
although he does write to get readers, not to back up statements.

by GreatOden'sRaven on Oct 23, 2009 10:44 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

plus, he hates Oden.. so Blazer bashing seems right in his wheel house… I think the smog in LA has gone to his head

by The Arkitect on Oct 23, 2009 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I dont think he hates Oden

I just think he wants desperately to be proven right about Durant and so far its been mediocre

by GreatOden'sRaven on Oct 23, 2009 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He's just jealous we got oden instead of his celtics

I would give it all up for a billion dollars

by Tyler Durrden on Oct 23, 2009 1:24 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions   0 recs

I stopped reading things people are writing about the blazers outside of Bedge. I’ll wait until the season starts.

by ArbyOSU on Oct 23, 2009 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like to hear the outside perspective.

it helps when we do sucky things and people here dont get it and everyone else called it all along.. sucky things happen from time to time

by GreatOden'sRaven on Oct 23, 2009 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I just feel that in the pre-season you can do one of two things—prematurely crown a champion or prematurely crap on a team. I know what you mean though. I just can’t deal with people being overly critical of any team in preseason. Works in progress, ya know?

by ArbyOSU on Oct 23, 2009 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I hear that
I just can’t deal with people being overly critical of any team in preseason

No doubt referring to the Utah preseason open gameday thread… that was shameful

I'm gonna put the kibosh on you. You know I've kiboshed before. And I will kibosh again.

by bow4meow on Oct 23, 2009 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

you mean your not a fan of things like

college football rankings before the season that affect your final standings in the BCS?

hehe

i know this is true but at the same time, its hard to only read happy pieces.. things arent always perfect

by GreatOden'sRaven on Oct 23, 2009 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I try to stay balanced. If I read anything blazer related at all I try to make sure it’s not all homer stuff.

Don’t get me started on preseason rankings for CFB. What a sham.

by ArbyOSU on Oct 23, 2009 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I didn't read the article

But non-Portland fans have a very high opinion of Nate, and so do pretty much all reporters.

Much of it is based off of the myth that he is a guy who coaches great defenses, but the general feeling about Nate is super-duper-positive as far as I’ve seen.

by Mortimer on Oct 23, 2009 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Simmons. amirite?

Come on Blazers fans: you can’t be mad about my 41-41 pick. Gotta take 2-3 chances with picks or why even do them? BTW I will be vindicated.

smh.

I really hope the games start streaming on Blazers.com soon.

If I had to term the present situation, it would have to be a series of unfortunate events.

by Cablinasian on Oct 23, 2009 10:50 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

thats ok

after we win 58 he will change his tune and apologize like always
half heartedly by using a pop-culture reference

by GreatOden'sRaven on Oct 23, 2009 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don’t think so. He has been wrong with Portland before it seems like…

I really hope the games start streaming on Blazers.com soon.

If I had to term the present situation, it would have to be a series of unfortunate events.

by Cablinasian on Oct 23, 2009 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

he always admits when he screws up tho

just half heartedly right?

but 41-41 is just absurd.. in 11th place in the west? really?

by GreatOden'sRaven on Oct 23, 2009 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, you're more likely to get an admission of being incorrect from me than Bill Simmons.

Simmons is a stubborn jackass, pure and simple.

Stupid people have stupid ideas.

by AK1984 on Oct 23, 2009 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

no he will say something like

I didnt see the Blazers winning 60 games this year and oden becoming a force like teenwolf in the championship game. I am more surprised than Johnny when got kicked in the face by Daniel LaRusso’s crane..

or soemthing to that effect

by GreatOden'sRaven on Oct 23, 2009 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

heehee.

i’m glad i’m not the only one that puts Karate Kid references in the JD.

bigger upset: Daniel over Johnny or Daniel dating Ali? It’s closer than you think.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 23, 2009 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I am the shower curtain of your life!!!!

by EvilKaramazov on Oct 23, 2009 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

and if you did a better job

i wouldn’t be getting hit in the head with eggs by a crazed chicken.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 23, 2009 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, give him a body bag!!! YEAH!!!!!!

I would give it all up for a billion dollars

by Tyler Durrden on Oct 23, 2009 2:33 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions   0 recs

I guess I'm not that pessimistic, eh.

If Bill Simmons is a pessimist and folks like jscot are optimists, then that must make me a, um, realist?

Yeah, that’s right, it’d make me a realist.

Stupid people have stupid ideas.

by AK1984 on Oct 23, 2009 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

is there such a word as obnoxiousist?

Without you out there, we're nowhere here

by 22baylor on Oct 23, 2009 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

there is now

I'm gonna put the kibosh on you. You know I've kiboshed before. And I will kibosh again.

by bow4meow on Oct 23, 2009 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He REALLY predicted 41 wins?

…
…
…
…yes, he knows how we react, and he is literally trolling. That is recockulous.

by Mortimer on Oct 23, 2009 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was shocked to see that

Until now his Blazer stuff had been negative but plausible. He jumped the shark with that one.

by jksnake99 on Oct 23, 2009 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, he's just been a hater

THIS is a whole new level of outright silly dumbness.

It would take lots of injuries for him to ACCIDENTALLY be right. I am fine him dismissing us at every stage in our development (oh, it was just chemistry, a hot streak, they’re good but just okay, etc), but this is just dumb.

What did he predict OKC would do?

by Mortimer on Oct 23, 2009 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

true

and the LAST thing you need from your scorer is playmaking ability

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 23, 2009 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Or for a team

Anyone capable of playing the PF/C positions at the quality level of a starter.

by Mortimer on Oct 23, 2009 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I can see where he is coming from with the whole tuning Nate out thing

but 41-41 I don’t see at all. I don’t see how you could pencil them in for anything less than 46-36.

by tingeyga on Oct 23, 2009 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I also don't see Roy, LMA, or Oden tuning out Nate

That is the team.

Joel or Blake won’t also.

That is the role players.

Who will tune him out? Maybe Miller? I doubt it, but if so— ok. But still.

by Mortimer on Oct 23, 2009 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Batum, Martell, both love Nate.

Trout too.

Who is he gonna lose this season?

by Mortimer on Oct 23, 2009 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

JUWAN.

I really hope the games start streaming on Blazers.com soon.

If I had to term the present situation, it would have to be a series of unfortunate events.

by Cablinasian on Oct 23, 2009 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bayless/Outlaw

Along with the issues about how to handle Batum/Webster and how does Miller respond to coming off the bench, it isn’t sooo far fetched to think that Nate is coming to a point where he can’t reach the players as easily as he used to.

If this happens, it woudn’t be the first time that it has happened to a fine coach, nor will it be the last.

by tingeyga on Oct 23, 2009 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Trout won't go against Roy

And Quick had good stuff about Batum and Nate’s relationship, and how much they like each other in past “Behind the Green Door” locker room features.

If Batum plays 15 minutes it could get icy, but he’s still just a French kid.

No one with any real pull on the team will cause any problems.

by Mortimer on Oct 23, 2009 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And that's the thing

You can’t expect EVERYONE to be happy.

You do want your core and most important players to be happy.

I do not see Roy, LMA, Oden, Joel, Blake, Batum, Rudy being unhappy, with Rudy having the highest chance since he wants to be more of a star.

by Mortimer on Oct 23, 2009 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bayless won't be happy

Trout neither, but even if they are fuming mad and quit on the team it doesn’t matter.

by Mortimer on Oct 23, 2009 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is this Timbo or Mortimer?

I can see it both ways, the Simmons viewpoint where the Blazers don’t make the next step because there is some issues between the players and coaches that have arisen due to the team having success and the Mor-timbo-mer view that because the Roy/LMA/Oden core is on board with Nate that everything else is noise.

by tingeyga on Oct 23, 2009 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Anything could happen

I just think it isn’t likely as long as the main core are happy.

by Mortimer on Oct 23, 2009 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I agree, it isn't likely

but it is for sure something that is on the table

by tingeyga on Oct 23, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think we worry about it much more about being on the table

Than it is really there on the table.

Plus, it’s an easy story for the media to focus on even before there is even a hint of trouble.

by Mortimer on Oct 23, 2009 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

"and not playing 'the Portland'. "

What does this mean?

I am the law!

by LaColin on Oct 23, 2009 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Camping in the corner

Not being involved in the offense.

by Mortimer on Oct 23, 2009 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, he played a Roy-ish role on the national team, getting the ball in isolations in crunch time and taking his man off the dribble when driving. Not nearly at that efficiency, but he has the handles and game instincts to be more than a catch-and-shoot player and he knows that very well. He won’t demand Roy’s touches, but I could very well see him ask for a role like Bell or Diaw played for the Suns back in the day.

by Norsktroll on Oct 23, 2009 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

martell

the “great shooter” who cant hit an elephant from 3 inchs away with a nuke

Flip cam FTW

by pipgras on Oct 23, 2009 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If he does

he’ll be on an island

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Oct 23, 2009 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i couldn't believe he had the Thunder

finishing ahead of us. he’s letting his man crush blind him.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 23, 2009 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ok, now I'm upset.

He used to be somewhat decent with his NBA talk.

I am going to cry into my diaper.

by Mortimer on Oct 23, 2009 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

there’s still room in my diaper, if you want to cry there?

by EvilKaramazov on Oct 23, 2009 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not mine.

I would give it all up for a billion dollars

by Tyler Durrden on Oct 23, 2009 2:35 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions   0 recs

smells like cabbage in here.

by EvilKaramazov on Oct 23, 2009 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

boiled or fried?

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Oct 23, 2009 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey everyone, I'd like you all to meet my friend. Diaper Reuben.

Smh, I will be banned for sure

I would give it all up for a billion dollars

by Tyler Durrden on Oct 23, 2009 2:54 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions   0 recs

this is obviously too cerebral for you juveniles

I would give it all up for a billion dollars

by Tyler Durrden on Oct 23, 2009 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah

Corned beef and cabbage

I would give it all up for a billion dollars

by Tyler Durrden on Oct 23, 2009 2:38 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions   0 recs

I don't read Bill Simmons anymore

I only listen to his podcasts. But it sounds like he did.

by tominhawaii on Oct 23, 2009 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wheels is talking about it now

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Oct 23, 2009 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i think last podcast of his I listened include “the blazers have the most overrated roster in the nba.”

by EvilKaramazov on Oct 23, 2009 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He also said Lebron and Dwight Howard would be busts

When he DOES admit he was wrong, he acts real defensive about it and acts like the problem was with everyone else for taking it so seriously.

The current state of Simmons is summed up by how big of a BABY he was during that Minnesota radio interview, and how tweets after Dunleavy said he didn’t care about him.

by Mortimer on Oct 23, 2009 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah, i listened when chuck klosterman sort of called him out, and he just brushed that off… jerk store called, they’re out of him.

by EvilKaramazov on Oct 23, 2009 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I love love love Klosterman because he’s not afraid to call Simmons out for his crap.

I really hope the games start streaming on Blazers.com soon.

If I had to term the present situation, it would have to be a series of unfortunate events.

by Cablinasian on Oct 23, 2009 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

kinda makes me wonder how his

Beaverton book signing will turn out.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 23, 2009 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

We should show up with the wrong book and assume he is someone else—I’m sure there are a ton of william/bill simmons out there…

by EvilKaramazov on Oct 23, 2009 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ask him to sign Rick Reilly’s book while commenting that Simmons walks like an old man

by The Arkitect on Oct 23, 2009 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Have him sign a graphic novel

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Oct 23, 2009 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Should I try to become a Timbo of Mavs Moneyball, i.e. a contributing writer like Timbo on the Lakers site :)

3 posts per week minimum. The site is in disarray since the managing editor has gone into hiding during the offseason for undisclosed reasons. The replacement (brother of the editor of the Rockets blog) brought in by SBN when they realized viewers and contribution numbers where dropping rapidly didn’t exactly receive a warm welcome from readers who unloaded their frustration on him for lack of content. Then he made the mistake of going on vacation for a week with telling SBN but not the readers of the site who started making their own game day threads for pre-season. And Marie declined to become editor when asked by SBN. It’s a hot mess at the moment.

by Norsktroll on Oct 23, 2009 10:54 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

What's your time like these days?

I’d hate to lose you to Mavs Moneyball, even though that site could REALLY use your help. It’s sad to watch that site go downhill.

by Corvid on Oct 23, 2009 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

do it dawg

you are superman.

14736251

by appel82 on Oct 23, 2009 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

+92

but Norsk should still go for it!! These opportunities only come around once…quarterly

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Oct 23, 2009 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Marzipan?

Peter Pan’s half sister?

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Oct 23, 2009 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

92, THAT MAKES NO SENSE

START MAKING SENSE OR I’LL MURDER YOUR BELIEF SYSTEM.

by Mortimer on Oct 23, 2009 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Who's got time to read that much?

I was commenting in jscots post and he asked me if I read it. I had not.

by tominhawaii on Oct 23, 2009 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

called out

that must have stung

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Oct 23, 2009 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nope

I just went off topic.

by tominhawaii on Oct 23, 2009 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

they would be lucky to have you, but would being the main dude there have any benefit to you?

and you would be missed here as well

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Oct 23, 2009 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fanshot of the Day

I’m bored at work, go check it out.

Link

Shameless plug

"We believe" -Rudy Fernandez

by twiggs on Oct 23, 2009 11:02 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Good, I had fun making it.

Our starting lineup by December!

"We believe" -Rudy Fernandez

by twiggs on Oct 23, 2009 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i would ove to see the blazers bench do that

just to see joel and bayless looks of disdain for doing it.

Are we sure we can't get Freeland over this year to play backup pf?

by phillyduck23 on Oct 23, 2009 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

haha

we used to do that stuff……………..in 5th grade. LOSERS!

- Neil

by Blazin'aTrail on Oct 23, 2009 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yep.

Thanks to you, I know it well.

by Roybot on Oct 23, 2009 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

SssssssNAP!!!!!

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Oct 23, 2009 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i was braced for that

approximately .004 seconds after posting. no one sets themselves up better than i do. i like to give back to the community.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 23, 2009 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was being nice to you in the other JD.

I actually agreed with a couple things you said. Better write it down cause that should make history.

by Roybot on Oct 23, 2009 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i don't remember that.

you weren’t in yesterdays JD. at least not when I was. 92 took over for you. he got me good one time and then I proceeded to make a fool of myself….again.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 23, 2009 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, I apologized to you for not being there

but was glad 92 and Arkitect took care of it.

by Roybot on Oct 23, 2009 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ark got me too?

i must have either not seen it or something. and I thought Ark was my friend :(

by DrivetheLane on Oct 23, 2009 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ark doesn't have any friends.

I don’t remember what it was anyway. I could be just making stuff up.

by Roybot on Oct 23, 2009 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No I thinks you are right

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Oct 23, 2009 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

eh.

i’m sure it’s not worth it. besides, i’m out of kleenex to cry in to.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 23, 2009 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

speaking of insults,

someone kinda got ya on the JDL FBB league.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 23, 2009 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Was that me?

I wasn’t insulting her. I thought it was a cute coincidence.

by tominhawaii on Oct 23, 2009 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

no. it was someone who replied

to the post you made. yours was just a funny coincidence.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 23, 2009 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

friends are for the weak of spirit
.
.
.
and Canadians

by The Arkitect on Oct 23, 2009 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

At least they pulled the move

from my favorite basecall movie.

"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green

by antediluvian on Oct 23, 2009 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, I also like the ....

Major League homage.

Stupid people have stupid ideas.

by AK1984 on Oct 23, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

COOL i email dave about an issue

IGNORE

then Ben Blasts Me In The Thread.

SMH What a day

Above AK said we should all attack eachother for no reason at all.

I agree with this.

What u hate bout me?

i have 2 take my son to the hospital b/c hes pushin 104 on the thermometer and v. lethargic. check ya’ll later.

The Princess of Blazersedge

It just takes an iron fist to keep the riff raff under control and her princess hand is mad strong- Idoltime

by BlazerFan1 on Oct 23, 2009 11:14 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

take care of Q and yourself Soaf

I'm gonna put the kibosh on you. You know I've kiboshed before. And I will kibosh again.

by bow4meow on Oct 23, 2009 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I am pretty sure he was blasting me.

Please wish a get well soon to your son. Fevers are scary.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Oct 23, 2009 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yikes that's scary

hope he’s ok

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 23, 2009 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

im sorry bout your son.. hope he feels better.

you just killed all attacks with the sympathy.. now i feel bad saying something bad

by GreatOden'sRaven on Oct 23, 2009 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i wasn’t blasting anyone. i was asking for emails if there are issues that need to be resolved. we try to be responsive and make things right as fast as possible if there is an issue.

Blazersedge.com || Twitter!

by Ben. on Oct 23, 2009 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

We get it Ben, you hate Name's Ash

Ya ain’t alone, so don’t worry.

by Mortimer on Oct 23, 2009 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m alone :’(

by EvilKaramazov on Oct 23, 2009 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

:*-(

I need to find a disney blog

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Oct 23, 2009 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah it seems like the Blazers are the team Simmons goes after

if he wants more page views…

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 23, 2009 11:23 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

lol

and he has the Clippers making it into the playoffs…

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 23, 2009 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It should say

“have loaded pillow will travel”

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Oct 23, 2009 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Or...

“Only a pussy WOULDN’T have a gun in his pillow.”

by ArbyOSU on Oct 23, 2009 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The correct answer to yesterdays post is...

CHUCK NORRIS!

Bring back Franz Bread Cards!

by newbergfan on Oct 23, 2009 11:58 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

EVERYONE: TAKE YOUR ARMOR OFF

Fact: It’s Friday
Fact: Tomorrow’s weather will be nice
Fact: The Season is upon us
Fact: We’re all going to dress up like a bunch of crazy people, and act like crazy people, NEXT week.
Fact: I don’t want to be a sad panda

There is no reason to get all Swayze in Road House in here

by EvilKaramazov on Oct 23, 2009 12:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

if we were in the same zip code i would roundhouse you big swayze style

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Oct 23, 2009 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I know you want to be in the same zip code so you can watch me do tai chi in my front yard, shirtless, oiled up, as the sun sets.

by EvilKaramazov on Oct 23, 2009 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I cant have 2 reasons?

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Oct 23, 2009 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

raison d’etre?

by EvilKaramazov on Oct 23, 2009 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

doughnuts are more in that category

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Oct 23, 2009 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That cat is a Klingon

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Oct 23, 2009 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Has Facebook gone crazy?

I just checked my account, and my home page is full of the minutia I was trying to avoid. I feel like Facebook wants me to stalk people—watch them, watch me update my profile. Is anyone else seeing this?

by EvilKaramazov on Oct 23, 2009 12:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

to to myspace jerk

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Oct 23, 2009 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i personally love

knowing who has the longest and shortest names, so i know how to judge people, by name length.

14736251

by appel82 on Oct 23, 2009 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

boring, generic Christians aren't naturally annoying?

as a Christian (hopefully not a boring, generic one), that’s not accurate. flow chart fail. boring generic Christians are almost always naturally annoying.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 23, 2009 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ha… as a flow chart it’s pretty fun though.

by EvilKaramazov on Oct 23, 2009 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah that was intense.

when his eyes were glazed over i actually got afraid for him.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 23, 2009 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was hopin he'd be alright

but after they tried to sit him up and he blacked out I knew he was gonna have to leave the game

by Starvin' Marvin on Oct 23, 2009 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

it'd be hilarious

if they made Shambo the leader now.

the other Russell is gonna win right? he really seems to be the only one putting any effort into having a strategy.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 23, 2009 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think they will make Erik the leader

but yeah I think the other Russell will win. Nobody else has made a single move.

by Starvin' Marvin on Oct 23, 2009 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Unlike American Idol and Who Wants To Be A Millionaire...

Amazing Race and Survivor never caught on in most countries in Europe at all.

by Norsktroll on Oct 23, 2009 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I thought survivor was originally a british show

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Oct 23, 2009 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Probably. Cowell & Co. have a lot of dumb but vaguely entertaining ideas.

Just funny how some ideas spread like wildfire and others never catch on – in both directions. “Millionaire” remained much more popular e.g. in Scandinavia, Germany, Austria than in the US. But nobody cared for watching people in a fake survival situation where you know the crew gets catering :)

by Norsktroll on Oct 23, 2009 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Actually, no.

It first aired on Swedish Television in 1997 as Expedition: Robinson. It was, however, produced by a British chap, Charlie Parsons.

It moved to the US in 2000 (produced by Mark Burnett, who had previously produced the Eco Challenge race series and TV shows), became a huge hit, and moved to the UK in 2001.

"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green

by antediluvian on Oct 23, 2009 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

at this point,

i’d be a little upset if he didn’t win. i’m rooting for him.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 23, 2009 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

My brother in law works at the same place Shambo works.

He says they all had a big party for her, and that she made it really far in the game – but wouldn’t say anything else.

I am the law!

by LaColin on Oct 23, 2009 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

well, it wouldn't have been hard to guess she goes far anyway

based on what appears to be happening. those guys on her tribe will keep her around, then she’ll immediately flip after the merge.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 23, 2009 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah I know

My sisters boyfriend was on the show. If CBS finds out that you’re revealing info, they wont be very happy.

by Starvin' Marvin on Oct 23, 2009 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i can't remember exactly who he was.

i remember the name though. i’ll have to look it up.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 23, 2009 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He was the one that was doing pretty well

then up and quit. Right?

I am the law!

by LaColin on Oct 23, 2009 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah they all wanted him to be the leader

and he didnt want to be. Then they bitched when he tried to lead them. He lost 23 pounds out there.

by Starvin' Marvin on Oct 23, 2009 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i just looked him up.

that was a good season.

he was the one that left on the boat and they thought he was gonna miss the challenge.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 23, 2009 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yep

I still thought Kenny or Matt should have won though

by Starvin' Marvin on Oct 23, 2009 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i was rooting for Kenny also.

Sugar didn’t get nearly enough credit for the game she played though.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 23, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

stalkers no

employees yes

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Oct 23, 2009 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ah, a zombie?

by EvilKaramazov on Oct 23, 2009 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I know I am not.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Oct 23, 2009 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I just like how you arrange the furniture in your living room.

by EvilKaramazov on Oct 23, 2009 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

you're welcome

its stalker friendly

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Oct 23, 2009 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

we’re gonna need you to keep your eyes on pg91—we’ll all watch you, watch her watching batum

by EvilKaramazov on Oct 23, 2009 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't like that idea.

Dougall will watch her.

by Roybot on Oct 23, 2009 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i have better things to watch

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Oct 23, 2009 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

fixed

Dougall will watch her more

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Oct 23, 2009 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I report directly to Ark on this matter, I’ll get back to you.

by EvilKaramazov on Oct 23, 2009 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why him?

He doesn’t make good decisions.

by Roybot on Oct 23, 2009 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

there are no good decisions, just bad ones, and weird ones.

by EvilKaramazov on Oct 23, 2009 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And coincidentally in front of his apartment. It was really weird!

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Oct 23, 2009 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah i think so

dress business casual though

by Starvin' Marvin on Oct 23, 2009 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ya u can just walk around. no big deal. just drive in and park

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Oct 23, 2009 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

prob credit the stuff u get from twitter. jus sayin’

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Oct 23, 2009 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Doug

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Oct 23, 2009 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

allright duders

I am out for a bike ride and I may not be around for some awesome weekend junking

PEACE OUT SUCKAS

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Oct 23, 2009 1:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

thanks

I’ll probably be asking for more editing help on monday

PEACE OUT AGAIN

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Oct 23, 2009 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Does anyone use Bag Balm?

I recently finished my first tin of it and cannot find any more. I had to buy some Udderly Smooth today.

by tominhawaii on Oct 23, 2009 1:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Why's that?

Do you really use it? I put it on my feet. They dry and crack when the humidity is low and with some detergents.

by tominhawaii on Oct 23, 2009 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I use it when that's the only thing around.

I don’t really know why I don’t like it either.

by Roybot on Oct 23, 2009 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I love the stuff. It's cheap and not greasy. and it works.

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Oct 23, 2009 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Absolutely...

Great stuff.

"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green

by antediluvian on Oct 23, 2009 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow dude I am so effed in BRP FBB league

Antawn Jamison out for 4-6 weeks. Still dont know how Al Jeff is doing.

by Starvin' Marvin on Oct 23, 2009 1:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

bummer.

i wish you had someone i wanted on your team so i could try and get a steal of a deal.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 23, 2009 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i play you’re team first. sweet

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Oct 23, 2009 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I got Prez first

Since anything can happen and I ain’t looked at how many games his guys play versus mine that week, I am worried about a embarassing loss.

by Mortimer on Oct 23, 2009 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Whew Al Jeff should be ok
He may not have played in either game if fully healthy since he’s dealing with a sore Achilles tendon. However, head coach Kurt Rambis says he expects Jefferson to be ready for the start of the regular season.

by Starvin' Marvin on Oct 23, 2009 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I heard a rumor that Al Jeff was the missing link

The missing link that caused the AIDs virus to jump from monkey to man, that is!!!

by Mortimer on Oct 23, 2009 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I haven't had the same luck in my league.

I just traded Igoudala, Camby and Salmons for B.Roy and Amare Stoudemire.

I am the law!

by LaColin on Oct 23, 2009 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The way I see it;

Neither Camby nor Salmons will be able to repeat their numbers from last year (Camby is old and always hurt and Salmons is on a new team with established players at his position), while Amare is returning from injury and should return to form with the returning uptempo offense.

Igoudala should be better though, with Andre Miller gone.

I am the law!

by LaColin on Oct 23, 2009 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I agree

Salmons spent the first 2/3rds being the best player on a bad team and Kevin Martin was hurt most of the year, so it was Salmons or nuthin’ for the Kings. And then he joined a Bulls team with Deng being hurt.

I think he’ll still be good, but not as good as last season. Good time to sell high.

Camby gets hurt so often, and may see his numbers get cut into because of Blake, OR because of age. Sold high there too.

Amare will at least put up a ton of numbers, and Roy will be Roy. Iggy is the price ya paid to get Amare AND Roy. I think it could be good… as long as you aren’t hurting for steals.

by Mortimer on Oct 23, 2009 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hope so

Fun fact, my team name is Dukes after this guy (who kicked ass):

the same actor played this guy (also kicked ass):

I am the law!

by LaColin on Oct 23, 2009 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Whoa I didn't even notice

You’ll have negative assists some nights.

Pick up Telfair or Sergio off of waivers!

by Mortimer on Oct 23, 2009 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If your best assist man is Nate Robinson...

…(Rafer won’t get much minutes behind Devin Harris)…

by Mortimer on Oct 23, 2009 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It was a good pickup

If he plays, he’ll give ya what he gives ya.

by Mortimer on Oct 23, 2009 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tyreke is starting at PG

Beno, because of his contract, is likely the backup, you are right. He may be better, he just doesn’t get a lot of assists.

by Mortimer on Oct 23, 2009 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The hope is

That Sergio overtakes Beno as the backup, but right now, I assume Beno (and his full MLE deal) is the backup.

by Mortimer on Oct 23, 2009 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

zach

he’s on my fbb team

You looking for a good time?

by L-TrainFTW! on Oct 23, 2009 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

like this

McMillan said he is uncertain whether Rudy Fernandez will be ready for season opener.
-blazerbanter

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Oct 23, 2009 1:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

please direct any complains to my email. much appreciated

-dougall

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Oct 23, 2009 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I just emailed you

that you smell like pee.

Thank you for your time,
Mortimer

by Mortimer on Oct 23, 2009 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

my smell should not be brought up in this forum. rather direct it to my email. regards

-dougall

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Oct 23, 2009 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

o norsk. u dirty

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Oct 23, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

wrong number. def wrong number

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Oct 23, 2009 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

please direct any complains to my email. much appreciated

-dougall

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Oct 23, 2009 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

so, Miller, Martel, Outlaw, Howard, Przybilla. not bad.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 23, 2009 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i don't like that nearly as much.

i still see Bayless as a bigger liability than Outlaw right now. but this isn’t the sidebar.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 23, 2009 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

nope.

i know how they got there.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 23, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Do you ever wonder how 2 pounds of ground beef goes missing?

by EvilKaramazov on Oct 23, 2009 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's why they make razors.

This isn’t the 1970s anymore.

Stupid people have stupid ideas.

by AK1984 on Oct 23, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If you're ever at a restaurant and you don't like the food/service

Just pull off a couple and put it in your food. Guaranteed to work 90% of the time, every time

I would give it all up for a billion dollars

by Tyler Durrden on Oct 23, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

almost always

when I am asleep

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Oct 23, 2009 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Do ya ever

Blow your nose, feel a big boogie fly out, but it isn’t in your napkin, and you find it on your shirt later on?

Gross.

by Mortimer on Oct 23, 2009 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah

Ann won’t like this, but I also fake cover my mouth when I sneeze. Instead I bend over towards the ground and make it look like I’m covering my mouth, but instead I’m just sneezing towards the ground. Outside, I just turn and shoot it away from anyone I’m near. Sometimes I find stuff on my shoes.

by tominhawaii on Oct 23, 2009 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

if I cover up a sneeze, it's with my elbow.

i never got the point of sneezing in to your hands. why would I want to blow snot all over my hands? i don’t even like sneezing in my elbow but if i’ve got no other place to direct it, i gotta do what i gotta do.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 23, 2009 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah

I do that in crowded situations.

by tominhawaii on Oct 23, 2009 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Laminar flow is great for sneezing. You just bend over so your

head is below the table surfaces and let go. All the spume goes down through the holes in the floor. Problem solved.

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Oct 23, 2009 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

All of these questions you are asking...

I think I have heard them all in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.

I am the law!

by LaColin on Oct 23, 2009 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

They both happend to me recently

I pulled change out of my clean pants and boomchakalaka, there was a pube in the change. Then a while ago, I smelled fart and my dog was too far away to blame him.

by tominhawaii on Oct 23, 2009 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

maybe the two events are related

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Oct 23, 2009 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

JUST WAIT TILL LMA GETS THERE

The man is worth the price of a ticket alone.

by Mortimer on Oct 23, 2009 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

that was me

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Oct 23, 2009 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

dont lie

you cant grow a beard

by Starvin' Marvin on Oct 23, 2009 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

its fake

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Oct 23, 2009 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If he was still in charge of this place

Nobody would be giving dougall crap about being a ginger

by Starvin' Marvin on Oct 23, 2009 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yup. all the gingers would be mods

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Oct 23, 2009 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’M A MAN. IM 24!

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Oct 23, 2009 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

if KP paid me 65 million over 5 years, he could call me WHATEVER he wanted

by The Arkitect on Oct 23, 2009 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

But would yoyu let him call you

Sweetheart?

"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green

by antediluvian on Oct 23, 2009 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He’d have to fight PA for that right

by The Arkitect on Oct 23, 2009 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

did Simmons

kill Toronto for the Bargnani signing? i can’t remember but I bet not.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 23, 2009 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

no he did… same joke as the LMA one (except LMA has better numbers)

by The Arkitect on Oct 23, 2009 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

blazers.com

better stream. u can hear the ?s and better picture

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Oct 23, 2009 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

haha just in time for it to be over. your welcome

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Oct 23, 2009 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

says the non blazer lol

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Oct 23, 2009 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

wow.

I really hope the games start streaming on Blazers.com soon.

If I had to term the present situation, it would have to be a series of unfortunate events.

by Cablinasian on Oct 23, 2009 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Whoa

He’s their ONLY shooter.

by Mortimer on Oct 23, 2009 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No timetable will be set until after the procedure

Reportedly it’s arthroscopic to clean out the left knee from bone spurs or something like that, but you can expect at least a month.

by Norsktroll on Oct 23, 2009 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

it’ll just mean trouble early on.

I really hope the games start streaming on Blazers.com soon.

If I had to term the present situation, it would have to be a series of unfortunate events.

by Cablinasian on Oct 23, 2009 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

judging from our schedule we won’t start that slow.

I really hope the games start streaming on Blazers.com soon.

If I had to term the present situation, it would have to be a series of unfortunate events.

by Cablinasian on Oct 23, 2009 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mehmet?

I really hope the games start streaming on Blazers.com soon.

If I had to term the present situation, it would have to be a series of unfortunate events.

by Cablinasian on Oct 23, 2009 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Remember when they were doing bad to start the year?

Until they got Korver, who gave them the other shooter they needed?

Yeah…

by Mortimer on Oct 23, 2009 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh boy. Korver was so big for them….

Teams are going to collapse the paint and dare Deron to shoot jumpers.

I really hope the games start streaming on Blazers.com soon.

If I had to term the present situation, it would have to be a series of unfortunate events.

by Cablinasian on Oct 23, 2009 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

People don't jokes about cults around here

watch it mister!!!

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Oct 23, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

don't drink the Kool-Aid

Without you out there, we're nowhere here

by 22baylor on Oct 23, 2009 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

you could be electrocuted

Without you out there, we're nowhere here

by 22baylor on Oct 23, 2009 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It’s more fun than it sounds

by idoltime on Oct 23, 2009 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

electrocuted means dead

I would give it all up for a billion dollars

by Tyler Durrden on Oct 23, 2009 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

it's like bulletocuted

I would give it all up for a billion dollars

by Tyler Durrden on Oct 23, 2009 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I drink the hater-aid.

My team went to the playoffs in my first year.

by pxilpooshr on Oct 23, 2009 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

noice

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Oct 23, 2009 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs