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I heard that Andre miller...


We've all been hearing a lot of things about Andre Miller.

BlazersFansince1970 made a fanpost stating the facts about the Andre/Nate situation.

But you know what? I don't care about the facts. I don't care about the truth, the truth won't entertain me until the regular season starts. I need some drama, I need some scandal...

I need some TRUTHINESS.

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Truthiness - a term used to describe things that a person claims to know intuitively or "from the gut" without regard to evidence, logic, intellectual examination, or facts.

 

I know that Miller's a bad man. I can feeeeel it... And I've heard things, bad things!

Some folks at Blazersedge commented in another post about some of the things they heard about Andre Miller. Well I and I'm pretty sure everyone else has heard a thing or two as well, so let's compile everything we've heard right here!

Just to get the ball rolling:

 

I heard that ...

... Miller rang Blake's front door bell and ran away.

... Miller drank the last cup of coffee and didn't brew another batch.

... Miller let out a silent one on the Blazer team bus, and when everyone was looking around wondering what the smell was he pointed over at coach Nate.

... Miller leaves the toilet seat up.

... Miller wears a Lakers jersey when he goes to sleep.

... Miller stole candy from a baby.

 

 

All must be true... my gut says so.

 

 

EDIT: Just want to make sure people don't misunderstand... even if all these are true I still like Andre Miller. Why? Because he's a BALLER.

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