I heard that Andre miller...
by comeon.toshi on Oct 13, 2009 7:11 PM PDT
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We've all been hearing a lot of things about Andre Miller.
BlazersFansince1970 made a fanpost stating the facts about the Andre/Nate situation.
But you know what? I don't care about the facts. I don't care about the truth, the truth won't entertain me until the regular season starts. I need some drama, I need some scandal...
I need some TRUTHINESS.
Truthiness - a term used to describe things that a person claims to know intuitively or "from the gut" without regard to evidence, logic, intellectual examination, or facts.
I know that Miller's a bad man. I can feeeeel it... And I've heard things, bad things!
Some folks at Blazersedge commented in another post about some of the things they heard about Andre Miller. Well I and I'm pretty sure everyone else has heard a thing or two as well, so let's compile everything we've heard right here!
Just to get the ball rolling:
I heard that ...
... Miller rang Blake's front door bell and ran away.
... Miller drank the last cup of coffee and didn't brew another batch.
... Miller let out a silent one on the Blazer team bus, and when everyone was looking around wondering what the smell was he pointed over at coach Nate.
... Miller leaves the toilet seat up.
... Miller wears a Lakers jersey when he goes to sleep.
... Miller stole candy from a baby.
All must be true... my gut says so.
EDIT: Just want to make sure people don't misunderstand... even if all these are true I still like Andre Miller. Why? Because he's a BALLER.
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miller doesn't wash his hands after he uses the restroom
bayless leaves over my dead body
andre miller>hedo, blake
real.baller
R.A.M.B.O (do it nate, if you are smart)
"I could have killed 'em all, I could kill you. In town you're the law, out here it's me. Don't push it. Don't push it or I'll give you a war you won't believe. Let it (last years starting line-up) go. Let it go."
by thomasikehara on Oct 13, 2009 8:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
who doesnt leave the toilet seat up?
C*mcast sucks!
by Blazermaniac77 on Oct 13, 2009 8:41 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Just close the lid
that way everyone has to lift something. It’s not heavy.
Things happen for a reason they say, but I say there's a reason things happen.
by sixth on Oct 14, 2009 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd rather not handle it at all.
After all, accidents do happen. You just never know what you’re touching.
Up is the “safe, out of harms way” position.
by Berkeley on Oct 14, 2009 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Guys should fight this old rule..
If everybody always left the seat up, women would know to always put it down first… and half the time, we could just go…
by Visionary2 on Oct 14, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That, my friend,...
…is first class truthiness. The kind of truthiness you can only find on a blog site that allows anyone with an e-mail address and bad nickname to join and freely publish their thoughts. Thoughts the extreme left would be proud of. Well played, sir. Well played.
....formerly GonzoFan. Now, this has been a message from "The People's Alliance to Continue to Encourage Greg Oden on his Path to Dominance"
by bforsythe on Oct 13, 2009 8:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Update his Wikpedia account with these facts.
Oh, and Andre Miller hates puppies!
by lethaldose on Oct 13, 2009 8:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Andre is the Tude Dude:
he hates EATS puppies!
by Sashland on Oct 13, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Andre buys condoms that are "ribbed for her pleasure"
and wears them inside out
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Oct 13, 2009 9:47 PM PDT reply actions 25 recs
rofl
COMCAST SUCKS!!
"Let's win the playoffs!!!!!"- Rudy Fernandez
by shamman on Oct 13, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nice.
My team went to the playoffs in my first year.
by pxilpooshr on Oct 13, 2009 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Isn't that what Chuck Norris does?
Blazers win!
by The X-man on Oct 14, 2009 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Andre pronounces the "h" in the word "vehicle"
by TheTinfoil on Oct 13, 2009 9:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
and adds and H sound to the Will in
Will Wheaton
"OK, it's going to rain tomorrow. And there is going to be a Greenpeace meeting and hippies are going to be protesting" ~ The Buffet of Goodness on Portland
by Blazer on Oct 14, 2009 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, I heard he has a standing arrangement
with the postmaster in whatever city he plays for to read every letter addressed to “Santa at the North Pole” and buy that child one thing off their list.
by Montavilla Steve on Oct 13, 2009 9:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Andre refused to sign his autograph for my kid at the mall
… of course I don’t actually have a kid, but there’s just no excuse …
by nikolokolus on Oct 13, 2009 10:07 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
I heard he moonlights as Blaze the TrailCat
Woof
by Charles Barkley McLovin on Oct 13, 2009 10:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Now that is a low blow
I can tell you how to make an Excel spreadsheet that proves Portland wins 62 games this year.
by jscot on Oct 13, 2009 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Whaddaya expect from C.B.McL?
Since Andre kicked him.
"My shoulder is OK. And away we go." -- Nic Batum
by DonkeyShins on Oct 14, 2009 9:06 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Andre made Greg Oden cry
by telling him he’ll never play with Mike Conley again now that Miller, Blake and Bayless are here.
"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard
by Norsktroll on Oct 13, 2009 10:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Andre has been personally handling CSN negotiations between Comcast and competitors
"I love me some mountain man." – ratbastird
by Devenex on Oct 13, 2009 11:15 PM PDT reply actions 6 recs
Andre bought an orphanage, and then burned it down for the insurance money
and used the money to buy a bunch of babies and puppies to eat…
"No disrespect to Jeff Blake"
by Eat Politicians on Oct 13, 2009 11:33 PM PDT reply actions 6 recs
Andre calls Jeff Blake "Steve"
and laughs when Jeff cries about his missing puppy.
by Sashland on Oct 14, 2009 8:30 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Andre doesn't really believe this is "just a game"
He will be waiting for Trevor Ariza and John Canzano in the parking lot. Andre doesn’t like the media, or the L*kers, but his alter ego REALLY doesn’t like them. And his alter ego wants to start.
by LaoTzu on Oct 13, 2009 11:46 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Andre has a hidden uranium enrichment facility in his basement!
Yes, you heard it here first!
by lethaldose on Oct 14, 2009 12:06 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Andre once superglued the feet of two cats together
to see if they would hover.
It wasn't the first time I'd been kicked in the cherries and called a rat by a woman, but it was the first time I didn't mind.
by shenanigans on Oct 14, 2009 12:33 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Andre Miller invented the forbidden dance, lambada
Andre Miller is a sleeper cell for Al Queda.
Indiana Jones 4 is based off of a 3 page treatment Andre Miller wrote.
Andre Miller spent 3 years in jail for manslaughter after one of his line drive 3 point attempts ricocheted off the rim and caved in a nun’s face.
Andre Miller writes his POSTS IN ALL CAPS.
Andre Miller checks Twilight fansites for updates and behind the scenes footage for New Moon.
Howard Schultz was Andre Miller’s best man at his wedding.
While not a confirmed supporter of Hitler, he has also never come out and said he WASN’T an avid fan.
Even though he has made millions and millions as a well compensated NBA player, Andre Miller makes most of his income by luring in teenage runaways with Turkish delight and grapes, and then sells them to rich Arabs.
Andre Miller keeps a mail order Russian bride in every state in the continental United States.
….and MORE.
Mortimer
by Mortimer on Oct 14, 2009 12:41 AM PDT reply actions 8 recs
Most teenage runaways are suckers for the old Turkish Delight/grapes routine. Gets ’em every time.
by ArbyOSU on Oct 14, 2009 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
More Truth!
Andre Miller is John Canzano’s ghostwriter.
Andre Miller tried to draft The ’Stache.
Andre Miller is the reason we have no refs this season.
AND he is the one who told the new ones to “blow early and often” (the whistles, that is. You have a dirty mind…because of Andre Miller!)
Andre Miller moonlights as Al Davis.
by JonathanPDX on Oct 14, 2009 12:52 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Andre Miller takes it "two games at a time"
"HA HA HA HA HA
I'm not laughing, I'm just listing the five ugliest Blazers ever."
- rockingharder
by jamon51 on Oct 14, 2009 1:17 AM PDT reply actions 6 recs
Andre Miller accused the coach of lying to him and modifying the conditioning results
quid Latine dictum sit, altum viditur
by dvcastle on Oct 14, 2009 2:41 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Andre Miller got a Nobel Prize he didn't deserve.
by Marvin100 on Oct 14, 2009 4:28 AM PDT reply actions 3 recs
Everyone recipient of the Nobel Peace Prize has always deserved it, no ifs ands or buts.
Just ask ’em. The Norweigens, I mean.
Disclosure: I am half Norweigen by blood.
"The match in Los Angeles is a good opportunity to begin to demonstrate that we want to make war." Rudy Fernández (translated)
by G_dubs on Oct 14, 2009 4:34 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And your other half is Norweigen by ??????
by Sashland on Oct 14, 2009 8:31 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hostile takeover.
"My shoulder is OK. And away we go." -- Nic Batum
by DonkeyShins on Oct 14, 2009 9:07 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I heard Andre Miller liked the movie Twilight.
"We have found out that you can just, you know, buy psychological validation, so..." -Nathan Explosion
Also, COMCAST SUCKS!!!
by randommanthefirst on Oct 14, 2009 4:48 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
ha ha ha...
The Faith don't panic, the faith freaks out, burns out farms, and torchs small villages in the name of The Faith.
"New Man Law: If you don't show up for the draft you don't get to come later if you're picked. If you believe in yourself, show up and sit there. If nobody else believes in you, take it and cry like a man...in front of the cameras."
-Dave
by faith on Oct 14, 2009 6:23 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm copying mine from the other post cuz I'm lazy
I heard that he has hit on all the players wives
And that he also hates all of their kids (in fact, he pushed Blake’s son out of the way and called Brandon Jr. a big baby!!!!).
He has also made fun of Rudy and Nic’s accents and told them to go back to Europe where they belong.
And I also heard that Miller called Brandon a punk :(((
What a meanie.
"We believe" -Rudy Fernandez
by twiggs on Oct 14, 2009 6:49 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I forgot that I also heard that
Andre Miller was the shooter on the grassy knoll.
"We believe" -Rudy Fernandez
by twiggs on Oct 14, 2009 6:55 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Andre Miller only gives 109%
The cowards never started
The weak died along the way
Only the strong survived
They were the Trailblazers
by lukeyhere on Oct 14, 2009 7:17 AM PDT reply actions 10 recs
Andre Miller stuck a needle deep inside the knee of his Greg Oden voodoo doll two years ago
Blazer Fan
by leeroyjenkins on Oct 14, 2009 7:20 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
andre miller plays fantasy basketball
and always drafts himself first over-all
by 50backflips on Oct 14, 2009 7:37 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Andre Miller does by chance have six fingers on his right hand.
by Jacksonville on Oct 14, 2009 8:12 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's got one arm
The other arm is a transplant off a homicidal maniac that turned Andre evil and controls his brain.
by tominhawaii on Oct 14, 2009 8:24 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Andre Miller trolls as a L*ker fan on ESPN's website
I get the paper, so I don't care!
by Name's Ash on Oct 14, 2009 7:49 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Andre Miller still whines that Gene Wilder got first billing in Stir Crazy
by OregOden on Oct 14, 2009 8:13 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You people shouldn't post unsubstantiated accusations!
This is how rumors get started!
by CatMan2 on Oct 14, 2009 8:39 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
No. Someone told me rumors get started a different way.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
by Name's Ash on Oct 14, 2009 8:43 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rumors get started
When two half-truths love each other very much.
"My shoulder is OK. And away we go." -- Nic Batum
by DonkeyShins on Oct 14, 2009 9:08 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Andre Miller has the ankles of a 60 year old man...
in a box under his bed.
The cowards never started
The weak died along the way
Only the strong survived
They were the Trailblazers
by lukeyhere on Oct 14, 2009 8:47 AM PDT reply actions 7 recs
I like it. The Ankle-Collector, coming to a theater near you, Summer 2013.
by ArbyOSU on Oct 14, 2009 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If we're all still alive then anyways
You know, the whole 12/12/12 thing
Blazers win!
by The X-man on Oct 14, 2009 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's 12/21/12
If you are referring to the Mayan calendar/Nostradomas thing.
Wouldn’t want anyone to do anything precipitous 9 days early!
quid Latine dictum sit, altum viditur
by dvcastle on Oct 14, 2009 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dang it... I wouldn't want to die 4 days til Christmas
That’s a bummer
Blazers win!
by The X-man on Oct 14, 2009 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ah, I thought you were referring to AM killing the whole human race
I heard he could be able to do it, and even willing to.
by Blogaddict on Oct 14, 2009 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You made me spit espresso out of my nose
that was horrible…
"No disrespect to Jeff Blake"
by Eat Politicians on Oct 14, 2009 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Andre Miller
Washed Jarryd Bayless’ arms on the hot cycle and didn’t tumble-dry low.
"My shoulder is OK. And away we go." -- Nic Batum
by DonkeyShins on Oct 14, 2009 9:10 AM PDT reply actions 5 recs
I heard that
this video was based on Miller’s life.
by Blogaddict on Oct 14, 2009 9:42 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Andre Miller wrote Michael Jordan's speech for the HOF induction ceremony
and is preparing a more evil one for his own induction.
by Blogaddict on Oct 14, 2009 9:49 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Andre Miller... truthiness.
Andre Miller is the grinch.
Andre Miller always takes the last brownie.
It’s a special brownie.
he makes fun of it riding the short bus.
When Andre miller sees signs that say 35mph ahead, He cruises through at 140mph with his posy.
Andre Miller makes brandon roy feel unselfish in comparison.
Andre Miller steals from the poor, gives to the rich, and pushes old ladies into cross walks when the light is red.
Andre was in the grassy knoll.
Andre Miller loves liver as often as he can.
Andre Miller’s preacher is the crazy Jesus lady from trading spouses.
Andre Miller thinks Blazer fans are whack jobs… oh wait… nm… that’s me.
"Fernandez, to my eyes, is the Blazer who walks that walk most comfortably. A lot of Portland's fans (egged on, dare I say, by their local broadcasters) lament things like how Ron Artest or Yao Ming get to hit Brandon Roy's arms.
But I suspect Fernandez sees all that and thinks: We get to hit arms! Cool!"
http://myespn.go.com/blogs/truehoop/0-39-135/On-Playoff-Experience.html
"I told Pau the Lakers never win here in Portland; I think it's great." -- Rudy Fernandez
by ratbastird on Oct 14, 2009 10:08 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
for those who don't know the jesus lady...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOpva_iit-8
"Fernandez, to my eyes, is the Blazer who walks that walk most comfortably. A lot of Portland's fans (egged on, dare I say, by their local broadcasters) lament things like how Ron Artest or Yao Ming get to hit Brandon Roy's arms.
But I suspect Fernandez sees all that and thinks: We get to hit arms! Cool!"
http://myespn.go.com/blogs/truehoop/0-39-135/On-Playoff-Experience.html
"I told Pau the Lakers never win here in Portland; I think it's great." -- Rudy Fernandez
by ratbastird on Oct 14, 2009 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Andre just fired Rebecca Harlow...
and hired this guy as her replacement:
"I love me some mountain man." – ratbastird
by Devenex on Oct 14, 2009 10:27 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Blazers win!
by The X-man on Oct 14, 2009 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Geees, that was too much
Not ready for such a terrible video. It was sad.
by Blogaddict on Oct 14, 2009 10:27 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I heard........
that when he was in utah, he would draw chalk outlines of a homicide victim outside his front door an scatter mormon literature around it so he woulnt get bothered on the weekends.
by 2phattoplay on Oct 14, 2009 11:10 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
i just hand out something positive comics
There’s one in specific that’s probably not safe to link. It was great.
"Fernandez, to my eyes, is the Blazer who walks that walk most comfortably. A lot of Portland's fans (egged on, dare I say, by their local broadcasters) lament things like how Ron Artest or Yao Ming get to hit Brandon Roy's arms.
But I suspect Fernandez sees all that and thinks: We get to hit arms! Cool!"
http://myespn.go.com/blogs/truehoop/0-39-135/On-Playoff-Experience.html
"I told Pau the Lakers never win here in Portland; I think it's great." -- Rudy Fernandez
by ratbastird on Oct 14, 2009 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
so did I
when I lived there…maybe he’s not so bad.
"No disrespect to Jeff Blake"
by Eat Politicians on Oct 14, 2009 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
andre miller
is hiding osamin bin laden in his basement
bayless leaves over my dead body
andre miller>hedo, blake
real.baller
R.A.M.B.O (do it nate, if you are smart)
"I could have killed 'em all, I could kill you. In town you're the law, out here it's me. Don't push it. Don't push it or I'll give you a war you won't believe. Let it (last years starting line-up) go. Let it go."
by thomasikehara on Oct 14, 2009 11:12 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Andre Miller is really Tony Luftman
Blazer Fan
by leeroyjenkins on Oct 14, 2009 11:22 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
no!
"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.
by Cablinasian on Oct 14, 2009 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Truly wise men are AFRAID to say ANYTHING bad about Andre Miller!!!
There is more to an athlete than how fast they can run, they also better be able to see what they are doing and know why they are doing it.
by KINGofMACct on Oct 14, 2009 2:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Andre Miller is changing his jersey to #25
An Oregonian in Texas.
by NoiseMekanik on Oct 14, 2009 2:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
andre miller
writes “first” on non-game-day threads
refers to the Blazers as ’Zers
thinks Brandon Roy is unselfish
callled Nate McMillian “the corporal”
writes trade ideas and puts them outside the trade drawer
thinks the hornets will give up chris paul for outlaw, blake, and a 2nd round pick
bayless leaves over my dead body
andre miller>hedo, blake
real.baller
R.A.M.B.O (do it nate, if you are smart)
"I could have killed 'em all, I could kill you. In town you're the law, out here it's me. Don't push it. Don't push it or I'll give you a war you won't believe. Let it (last years starting line-up) go. Let it go."
by thomasikehara on Oct 14, 2009 3:42 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Oh the Humanity...
…Say it isn’t so!..
by Ilikeemall on Oct 14, 2009 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Andre Miller is actually
AK1984
"BEER IS LIVING PROOF THAT GOD LOVES US"
- Benjamin Franklin-
by We-B-Dunkin on Oct 14, 2009 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Please STOP the HATE !!!!!!!!!111
Even if some or all of this stuff is true about Andre, we should respect his privacy!!! The guy gives 110% on the court, so what business is it of ours what he does at home??? Andre is a Blazer now and we should welcome him into the fold!!!
by CatMan2 on Oct 14, 2009 3:48 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Of course it's all true
Don’t you trust truthiness?
That keeps the whole blogsphera running.
by Blogaddict on Oct 14, 2009 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I heard he only gives 109%
can’t remember were I heard it though…some blog I was reading.
"No disrespect to Jeff Blake"
by Eat Politicians on Oct 14, 2009 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dude,
This is a sarcastic post making fun of everyone who is overreacting about Miller.
"We believe" -Rudy Fernandez
by twiggs on Oct 15, 2009 6:53 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hardly ever revisit older fanposts
But in this cases I’m glad I did.
If you really believe I was serious about either of comments above, you have “misunder-estimated” me badly. My brand of sarcasm is sarcastic about sarcasm. Or, to put it another way, I like to play the straight man in these discussions, and I hope my contribution makes everybody else’s efforts just a bit more successful.
Now I hope I didn’t miss seeing that you were being sarcastic about my sarcasm concerning the sarcasm here.
by CatMan2 on Oct 19, 2009 7:58 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sarcasm FTW
No I didn’t know you were being sarcastic, so I misjudged your humor. I do apologize. You would think I woulda caught it, seeing as I am one of the most sarcastic people on Bedge. And we all know you can’t b.s. a b.s.-er :)
"We believe" -Rudy Fernandez
by twiggs on Oct 19, 2009 9:11 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Andre Miller says “bruh.”
"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.
by Cablinasian on Oct 14, 2009 3:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Andre Miller plays NBA Live, and pulls Bayless' hamstring
Andre Miller does always drink beer
Andre Miller asks Robert Downey Jr. to replace him on the court
When the Blazers win with 98 pts, Andre Miller eats 20,630 chalupas
Andre Miller turned down #7 to make Brandon Roy look selfish
by chuky on Oct 14, 2009 4:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Andre Miller wants to trade trade Rudy for Vujacic so we can have a "real" euro
"I love me some mountain man." – ratbastird
by Devenex on Oct 14, 2009 4:16 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Andre Miller drinks straight out of the milk carton.
I do too.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
by FiveOhThree-RipCity!! on Oct 14, 2009 4:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Andrer Miller is....
I have come to the conclusion that due the fact that Andre is in fact so reclusive, he can only be…
BATMAN!!!
by dawgman47 on Oct 14, 2009 4:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Andre Miller is the one who came up with the idea for this post. And he is sending a tape worm into every computer that is a source of a negative comment about him!
His is the last laugh.
There is more to an athlete than how fast they can run, they also better be able to see what they are doing and know why they are doing it.
by KINGofMACct on Oct 14, 2009 4:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Andre Miller...
…Can sneeze with his eyes open…
by Ilikeemall on Oct 14, 2009 5:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
he can also speak French
in Russian
bayless leaves over my dead body
andre miller>hedo, blake
real.baller
R.A.M.B.O (do it nate, if you are smart)
"I could have killed 'em all, I could kill you. In town you're the law, out here it's me. Don't push it. Don't push it or I'll give you a war you won't believe. Let it (last years starting line-up) go. Let it go."
by thomasikehara on Oct 14, 2009 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
he is also going to boo channing frye tonight
bayless leaves over my dead body
andre miller>hedo, blake
real.baller
R.A.M.B.O (do it nate, if you are smart)
"I could have killed 'em all, I could kill you. In town you're the law, out here it's me. Don't push it. Don't push it or I'll give you a war you won't believe. Let it (last years starting line-up) go. Let it go."
by thomasikehara on Oct 14, 2009 5:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
gets plagiarized by John Canzano
"OK, it's going to rain tomorrow. And there is going to be a Greenpeace meeting and hippies are going to be protesting" ~ The Buffet of Goodness on Portland
by Blazer on Oct 14, 2009 6:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What an a hole!
Andre doesn’t use his blinker.
Doesn’t use spray after dropping a duece.
Tips his waitresses 14%.
Twits.
by stonecoach on Oct 14, 2009 6:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I heard he leaves his blinker on and doesn't change lanes
I smell a conspiracy.
by tominhawaii on Oct 15, 2009 12:42 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Andre kicks kitties against the wall
it was caught on video
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Oct 15, 2009 8:37 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
not only has he done all these nasty, disturbing things, but he also isn’t very pretty
by aljo241 on Oct 14, 2009 7:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Andre Miller?
Andre Miller is The Dingo that Ate your Baby.
Andre Miller is The Nosferatu of media relations.
Andre Miller is .01 case on “Deal or No Deal”.
Andre Miller is a Pauley Shore Film Festival.
Andre Miller is the 20 minute Oil and Lube center upselling you an entire transmission service.
Andre Miller is what Sarah Palin could see from her house.
Andre Miller is December 26th and you’ve lost all your receipts.
Andre Miller makes Brandon Roy a better player….if we are talking about UNO.
Andre Miller is Burgess Merediths’ glasses at the end of The Twilight Zone.
Andre Miller taught all the Oompa Loompa’s their dance moves.
Andre Miller is a typo on Ander Millers computer.
Andre Miller is a great slice of Pizza in a cosmpolitan city.
Welcome to Portland Andre.
"Mother Nature started this fight, I think it's about time we ended it!"
by Krang on Oct 15, 2009 10:09 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I heard Andre...
…is a scientologist. He actually trained L. Ron and recruited Tom Cruise personally!
The Vanilla Gorilla strikes again...
by JohnZ on Oct 15, 2009 11:14 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
andre miller planted a bomb at the center of the earth
that is set to go off on December 21, 2012
bayless leaves over my dead body
andre miller>hedo, blake
real.baller
R.A.M.B.O (do it nate, if you are smart)
"I could have killed 'em all, I could kill you. In town you're the law, out here it's me. Don't push it. Don't push it or I'll give you a war you won't believe. Let it (last years starting line-up) go. Let it go."
by thomasikehara on Oct 15, 2009 11:18 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
and everyone in the know
goes around saying “dat sniznitz was da BOMB!”
"Fernandez, to my eyes, is the Blazer who walks that walk most comfortably. A lot of Portland's fans (egged on, dare I say, by their local broadcasters) lament things like how Ron Artest or Yao Ming get to hit Brandon Roy's arms.
But I suspect Fernandez sees all that and thinks: We get to hit arms! Cool!"
http://myespn.go.com/blogs/truehoop/0-39-135/On-Playoff-Experience.html
"I told Pau the Lakers never win here in Portland; I think it's great." -- Rudy Fernandez
by ratbastird on Oct 16, 2009 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Andre Miller says Trix are for adults
and he started the urban legend about pop rocks…….
by fairwayfreddy80 on Oct 15, 2009 11:44 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
sweet
i can finally get some.
"Fernandez, to my eyes, is the Blazer who walks that walk most comfortably. A lot of Portland's fans (egged on, dare I say, by their local broadcasters) lament things like how Ron Artest or Yao Ming get to hit Brandon Roy's arms.
But I suspect Fernandez sees all that and thinks: We get to hit arms! Cool!"
http://myespn.go.com/blogs/truehoop/0-39-135/On-Playoff-Experience.html
"I told Pau the Lakers never win here in Portland; I think it's great." -- Rudy Fernandez
by ratbastird on Oct 16, 2009 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Andre Miller pulled the plug on Terri Schiavo
by TheTinfoil on Oct 15, 2009 12:11 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Missed those T.S. jokes
thanks for the nostalgia
Give 'em the chump.
You mean play basketball?
by kpfor3 on Oct 16, 2009 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Andre put the kid in the balloon
and untied it.
by blaze jose' on Oct 15, 2009 1:39 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
andre miller
is a L@ker fan
bayless leaves over my dead body
andre miller>hedo, blake
real.baller
R.A.M.B.O (do it nate, if you are smart)
"I could have killed 'em all, I could kill you. In town you're the law, out here it's me. Don't push it. Don't push it or I'll give you a war you won't believe. Let it (last years starting line-up) go. Let it go."
by thomasikehara on Oct 15, 2009 2:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Andre Miller
spends to much time with Dan Dickau…
Last year I worked hard but I came down with a Staph infection, so I had to sit out for 3 weeks. This year I didn't catch no Staph infection so I was able to work out full. -Big bass Trav
by MikeRiceIsForLovers on Oct 15, 2009 2:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yuck. Their offspring would have a crazy comb-over hairdo.
"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard
by Norsktroll on Oct 16, 2009 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
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