Navigation: Jump to content areas:


Pro Quality. Fan Perspective.
Login-facebook
Around SBN: Explaining Jeremy Lin's Early, Surprising Success

October 13th JD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Today is a birthday, I wonder for whom?
It must be for somebody right in this room.
So look all around you for somebody who
Is smiling and happy, my goodness, it's you!

Happy Birthday Philthyanimal, from all of us to you,
Happy Birthday Philthyanimal, from all of us to you.
We congratulate you, and hope all your sweet dreams come true,
Happy Birthday Philthyanimal, from Mommy and Daddy too (boom boom.)

 

Much <3 Phil

Comment 1633 comments  |  6 recs  | 

Do you like this story?

Comments

Display:

lol what?

what cause?

Senior Asian ambassador of Blazers Edge

by Philthyanimal on Oct 12, 2009 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

OUR cause

"The match in Los Angeles is a good opportunity to begin to demonstrate that we want to make war." Rudy Fernández (translated)

by G_dubs on Oct 12, 2009 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

You old fart

happy BDay.

Good night to all!

Brandon Roy, 'nuff said.

by johnv59 on Oct 12, 2009 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

john

when is your 70th bday??? invite me!

by broyposse on Oct 12, 2009 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

hey

I’m not even close!

Brandon Roy, 'nuff said.

by johnv59 on Oct 12, 2009 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

i'm just saying, invite me when it's there

because if i don’t put it on BEdge, you might not remember it in a couple years

by broyposse on Oct 12, 2009 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

happy birthday Phil

I remember my 19th birthday like it was 35 years ago. I hope it’s a great one Phil. – Elgin

Without you out there, we're nowhere here

by 22baylor on Oct 13, 2009 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL!

Without you out there, we're nowhere here

by 22baylor on Oct 14, 2009 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

no kidding. One of these days someone is going to get the year wrong and it’ll be hysterical. What moron will end up doing that… i dunno.

"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.

by Cablinasian on Oct 12, 2009 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

worst secret message ever

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 12, 2009 10:46 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

you say this three times a week.

"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.

by Cablinasian on Oct 12, 2009 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

somebody has to say it

and i don’t actually say it 3 times a week

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 12, 2009 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

cause yours was sooooooo good

Dear NBA,

Please bring back the real refs. These replacement ones are trash.

by Starvin' Marvin on Oct 12, 2009 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chris Cooley

says hi

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 12, 2009 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha
i am in the market for a tight end

that always makes me laugh…i heard Ann is too

by broyposse on Oct 12, 2009 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions   3 recs

lawl

"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.

by Cablinasian on Oct 12, 2009 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

you hear about the tight end who went to prison?

apparently he came out a wide receiver…

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 12, 2009 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

hardy har har

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 12, 2009 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

he flipped your joke

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Oct 12, 2009 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hahaha! Always makes me laugh too.

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Oct 12, 2009 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I never thought

my birthday would be recognized on BE.

Senior Asian ambassador of Blazers Edge

by Philthyanimal on Oct 12, 2009 10:48 PM PDT reply actions  

happy birthday!

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Oct 12, 2009 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you just bless his large eggs?

by idoltime on Oct 13, 2009 4:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

................................

…………………………..
…………………………….
…………………………………………
……………………………………………….
……………..
………………………….

………………………………….
…………………………….
………………………………..
………………………………………….
…………………………………………………….maybe

by Mortimer on Oct 13, 2009 5:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

When I look at your dots with my head turned to the side, I see an interesting bimodal distribution.

by idoltime on Oct 13, 2009 5:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

what's with the dots lately, i see it more and more - hidden message?

Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."

by Blazer1342 on Oct 13, 2009 5:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

HB PA

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Oct 12, 2009 10:49 PM PDT reply actions  

thx

Senior Asian ambassador of Blazers Edge

by Philthyanimal on Oct 12, 2009 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

UR WELCUM

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Oct 12, 2009 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

this might be my favorite fanpost of all time

http://www.blazersedge.com/2009/10/12/1082548/help-pictures-needed

[ed note: send a picture!]

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 12, 2009 10:49 PM PDT reply actions  

manzell runs the jersey contest.

"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.

by Cablinasian on Oct 12, 2009 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

and?

that fanpost is hilarious

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 12, 2009 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Outlaw is Rejector’s response is great… I couldn’t top it

Welcome to Blazers Edge. I see you're new here. please take the time to read the "If You're New to BlazersEdge"post located in the sidebar. Have a swell day

by The Arkitect on Oct 12, 2009 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's pretty damn good

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 12, 2009 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

just sayin’ that he’s a long term member.

"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.

by Cablinasian on Oct 12, 2009 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep!

"The match in Los Angeles is a good opportunity to begin to demonstrate that we want to make war." Rudy Fernández (translated)

by G_dubs on Oct 12, 2009 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Have to admit

I got quite a good laugh when I read that.

Brandon Roy, 'nuff said.

by johnv59 on Oct 12, 2009 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cablinasian is a freaking genius

http://www.libertyballers.com/2009/2/1/744266/blazers-interested-in-andr

Cab called us getting Andre in February of last year.

I bow to the Cablinasian Research and Technology Center’s awesomeness.

Kobe is my profile pic because of this beatdown I received.
Blake > Andre

by prezofdeath on Oct 12, 2009 10:51 PM PDT reply actions  

to be fair

Cabs was more interested in getting Thad or Iggy at that point :)

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 12, 2009 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

(bow)

I believe Norsk was also on that bandwagon.

"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.

by Cablinasian on Oct 12, 2009 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

why were you checkin’ the CTC archives, hmmm?

"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.

by Cablinasian on Oct 12, 2009 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was on the "Thad or Iggy" bandwagon

not necessarily Dre… I thought there was better options that we could get than Dre, but the idea of getting one of those two guys intrigued me

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 12, 2009 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

you want him to play 2, or 3?

We’re pretty crowded in both those spots. Who do you give up for him? – Elgin

Without you out there, we're nowhere here

by 22baylor on Oct 14, 2009 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty sure February is before spring...but you still beat everyone else.

Cab > Hem > Ben > J.Quick > Other media sources

Kobe is my profile pic because of this beatdown I received.
Blake > Andre

by prezofdeath on Oct 12, 2009 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

fact.

"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.

by Cablinasian on Oct 12, 2009 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

(though you should have done it backwards to further cement your point in yesterday’s JD)

"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.

by Cablinasian on Oct 12, 2009 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cab also claimed my sources unreliable

they are only 90% unreliable…10% came into fruition

by broyposse on Oct 12, 2009 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

which ten percent?

"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.

by Cablinasian on Oct 12, 2009 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

When Norsk wakes up today, he might have a heart attack....

Ted Ginn beats him with one play…

so if we don’t hear from him, we might have to deploy the search unit

by broyposse on Oct 12, 2009 11:01 PM PDT reply actions  

one sec, I’ll look at the points against rankings. He’s pretty high up there.

"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.

by Cablinasian on Oct 12, 2009 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

five minutes in excel to set up.

"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.

by Cablinasian on Oct 12, 2009 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

too bad Edwards couldn't get a couple more inches, ehh?

That was hard. Had to taste really bitter in your mouth.

Kobe is my profile pic because of this beatdown I received.
Blake > Andre

by prezofdeath on Oct 12, 2009 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

woooooooooooooow

TWSS

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 12, 2009 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

yep, these are our junkers.

"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.

by Cablinasian on Oct 12, 2009 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

smh.

pupil beats teacher.

"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.

by Cablinasian on Oct 12, 2009 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

please tell me you intentionally structured that comment

to make a it a TWSS…

cause, my god, that is fantastic

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 12, 2009 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

nope. That’s just prez.

"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.

by Cablinasian on Oct 12, 2009 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

hee hee

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 12, 2009 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

what?

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 12, 2009 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

nah

i’m not emotionally tied to FFootball….plus, i don’t deserve to win when the Brownies failed me

by broyposse on Oct 12, 2009 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

or after starting two Cleveland Browns.

"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.

by Cablinasian on Oct 12, 2009 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

i had no idea Jamal Lewis was back

Buffalo is the 3rd worst rushing defense….

by broyposse on Oct 12, 2009 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

you had three Cleveland Browns on your team at one time. A team that completed two passes.

"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.

by Cablinasian on Oct 12, 2009 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

against buffalo is not a bad idea

considering, the week before (a full week of practice for DA) they did great…

two years ago, DA was top 5 in QB FF points…

i know it’s not 2 years ago but it’s the Bills!

by broyposse on Oct 12, 2009 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

ralph wilson really is not a good place to throw the ball around

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 12, 2009 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

ehh true i guess

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 12, 2009 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

everyone needs to watch sonicsgate.

"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.

by Cablinasian on Oct 12, 2009 11:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Happy birthday, Philthy. I'm sure Corvid will be along with a beautiful cake for you soon.

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Oct 12, 2009 11:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Happy B-day Philthyanimal

A google image search on “happy birthday phil” turned up something pretty hysterical (even with safe search on) that was tempting, but . . . . You get a “happy birthday foodie” image instead:

by Corvid on Oct 12, 2009 11:16 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

I was feeling lazy so I googled his name too

and found his younger, sprier cousin drummer on Youtube.

Happy bday Phil.

Kobe is my profile pic because of this beatdown I received.
Blake > Andre

by prezofdeath on Oct 12, 2009 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ummmmm. Bacon!

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Oct 12, 2009 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jowl Bacon!

Awesome. I want a jowl bacon cake for my birthday.

"The match in Los Angeles is a good opportunity to begin to demonstrate that we want to make war." Rudy Fernández (translated)

by G_dubs on Oct 12, 2009 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

happy birthday Philthyanimal

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 12, 2009 11:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Are you sick too!? I'm thinking of avoiding the Bedge because

everyone is sick and it’s spreading like wildfire.

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Oct 12, 2009 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Strange isn't it?

I don’t remember this happening on the Bedge before. Think it’s the swine? It seems to be hitting the younger folks.

by Corvid on Oct 12, 2009 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

lot of people called in sick at work today

it was very noticeable

Brandon Roy, 'nuff said.

by johnv59 on Oct 12, 2009 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got it

And I’m at work now. Sucks.

"The match in Los Angeles is a good opportunity to begin to demonstrate that we want to make war." Rudy Fernández (translated)

by G_dubs on Oct 12, 2009 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

no

it’s more dangerous to the very young and very old, those who have pre-existing conditions, or those who don’t have access to proper medical care

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 12, 2009 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it's just cuz we're at school every day

Tightly confined spaces, lots of kids, no one sleeps….just a bad combination.

Kobe is my profile pic because of this beatdown I received.
Blake > Andre

by prezofdeath on Oct 12, 2009 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's the strange thing about the swine version of the flu

Usually flu hits the really old or the really young, but the flus that worry the CDC are the versions that hit the folks that are usually in good health. That’s why the 1917 flu was so bad — it swept through the armed forces, the young guys who were at their prime.

When it comes to mortality, this version seems to hit pregnant ladies (usually young and healthy) pretty hard. Sad.

by Corvid on Oct 12, 2009 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know I harp on this a lot but, please, everyone wash your hands.

Buy some antibacterial handwipes and use them when you leave any store. Use them after touching door knobs. Avoid touching your face. Harp, harp, harp, harp.

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Oct 12, 2009 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aren’t you afraid of creating super bacteria?

by idoltime on Oct 12, 2009 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

No. Just stay away from antibiotics unless you really need them.

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Oct 12, 2009 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I've had problems before when I sued to shower with it way back in the day.

I started geting white patches on my skin. went to the doc about it and she asked if I showered with anti-bacterial soap. I quit showering with it and it went away.

I am by no means a slob. I wash my hands frequently, use the hand sanitizer at work ucz they got it posted on the walls around here,but I do not go overboard. I am somewhat a believer in the “protective layer”, to some extent.

"The match in Los Angeles is a good opportunity to begin to demonstrate that we want to make war." Rudy Fernández (translated)

by G_dubs on Oct 13, 2009 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

used, not sued. dang

"The match in Los Angeles is a good opportunity to begin to demonstrate that we want to make war." Rudy Fernández (translated)

by G_dubs on Oct 13, 2009 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I haven't had a cold or the flu, no flu shot,

for going on 10 years so I’m not too worried. I don’t use antibacterial soap but I do use the hand wipes when I’m out and about.

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Oct 13, 2009 12:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I don't know what the anti microbial element in bar soap and dish soap is

But in hand sanitizer it is isopropyl alcohol, so I don’t think any bacterias are getting super on that stuff anytime soon.

if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum

by Tyler Durrden on Oct 13, 2009 10:06 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

So naive

Alcohol kills more people than other drugs do every year, Special Guy who goes “Durr!”.

by Mortimer on Oct 13, 2009 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

My eyes are open now

if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum

by Tyler Durrden on Oct 13, 2009 11:48 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

I always think of the cute little kid hands gripping the

handle of the grocery cart before I do.

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Oct 13, 2009 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

I see parents at the store being vigilant about germs pretty regularly

He-men at the gym? Not so much. It’s a little bizarre. I occasionally have to point out to someone that blood can have cooties that the rest of us don’t particularly want.

by Corvid on Oct 13, 2009 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have Purell in the car, at my desk at work, everywhere...still didn't save me.

I blame it on the Domino’s guy. I went to get a pizza and I see the dude text on his phone, put it back in his pocket…add cheese….play with the crust….get a text and type a reply, go back to playing with the dough.

Grosssssssssssssssssssssssssssss. I am NEVER going to Domino’s again. Ever. I didn’t even like it in the first place.

Kobe is my profile pic because of this beatdown I received.
Blake > Andre

by prezofdeath on Oct 12, 2009 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

reminds me

of the Seinfeld episode about the cook who doesn’t wash his hands in the bathroom

Brandon Roy, 'nuff said.

by johnv59 on Oct 12, 2009 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Subway experience

went to Subway one evening and ordered a sanny… you know that curved glass window thats in front of the sandwich fixings? It had a blood streak all the way down it like someones scabbie arm was pressed against it as they moved down the order… GOOD MORNING EVERYBODY!!

Hey ATF I normally acquiesce to everything you say, but my research leads me to believe anti-bacterials are no more effective then then proper hand washing, create even more resistant bacteria in the end and only put hands in the drug companies pockets out of consumer fear, ignorance and naivety. Friction, soap, time are the key handwashing ingredients. Triclosan is becoming detectable in people’s blood levels due to over-use. That aint Vitamin C. Use a paper towel to open doors. We cant control the airbornes, unless you wanna appear totally 12 monkey phobic and wear masks. Course, what do I know I’m just getting over my bug. Well, my immunity level has hopefully risen.

I did not say this. I am not here.

by bow4meow on Oct 13, 2009 7:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

oops......in the end and only put

money in the …..

I did not say this. I am not here.

by bow4meow on Oct 13, 2009 7:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

I will repeat, I use plain old soap and water to wash my hands.

When I am out and about and don’t have access to soap and water when I need to clean my hands I use antibacterial hand wipes. They’re handy and do the job.

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Oct 13, 2009 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

understood

(bow sheepishly tucks head and slinks away)

I did not say this. I am not here.

by bow4meow on Oct 13, 2009 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

I lub you.

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Oct 13, 2009 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it was a long weekend.

Got this bug going around….was hoping to chill this past weekend, but my sister AND my dad AND my g-pa all have birthdays within a week of each other, so there is a big party that is pretty much mandatory….so I crawled my way home to Pasco and basically spent the weekend on the couch with a 104 fever….coughing all over everyone. Grandma thought it would be a good idea to shove vitamins down my throat, which promptly returned via the path they went down….it was not a good weekend.

Kobe is my profile pic because of this beatdown I received.
Blake > Andre

by prezofdeath on Oct 12, 2009 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I taught my Pugs team work today

on our nightly walk. I’m very proud of them.

Brandon Roy, 'nuff said.

by johnv59 on Oct 12, 2009 11:25 PM PDT reply actions  

I was close!

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Oct 12, 2009 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

It took a lot of coaching

but they finally teamed up for the alley oop

Brandon Roy, 'nuff said.

by johnv59 on Oct 12, 2009 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Precision pooping?

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Oct 12, 2009 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

We adopted another

about a month ago, a rescue pug with some severe separation anxiety issues… love him to death.

Brandon Roy, 'nuff said.

by johnv59 on Oct 12, 2009 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

smh gross

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Oct 12, 2009 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

i knew it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! looked familiar

you and evil k cheering on Norskie…..Roybot in front i see

by broyposse on Oct 12, 2009 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol!!

If that was me, I’d have a beard.

by idoltime on Oct 12, 2009 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

dang, you were the wrong one to answer...of all BEdgers

so immature of me but it made me laugh…

i tried to search “party fail” for Manzell’s post…and bumped into this

by broyposse on Oct 12, 2009 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's a shame, you had a lot going there, but

How many other BEdgers were likely to have been Santa at some point? I know that S.O. knew Santa Claus when he was just named Nick the Quick but that isn’t the same at all.

by idoltime on Oct 12, 2009 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

i don't know, but i was Santa a few times...

scared the crap out of my nephews and nieces but they eventually loved it

by broyposse on Oct 12, 2009 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's hysterical

I actually got to make a few bucks as Santa when I was like 20.

by idoltime on Oct 12, 2009 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

i hate "the jump" on posts...dumbest idea ever.

I want all my content displayed on the front page, without having to “click through”, find my place again, remember what I was reading, etc. etc.

As bad as newspaper with the “Turn to E5” stuff. Gahh I hate that.

Kobe is my profile pic because of this beatdown I received.
Blake > Andre

by prezofdeath on Oct 12, 2009 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

yep

I never really get “the jump” function, other than to force you to display some ads

Brandon Roy, 'nuff said.

by johnv59 on Oct 12, 2009 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

he's essentially asking for pictures of, quote, "sexy ladies" in jerseys

you don’t find that odd?

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 12, 2009 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

No. I’m pretty sure that what he meant was that he has seen a lot of curvy women look sexy in Blazers jerseys, so he wants to get one for his girlfriend. Then he states that “If you’re one of those girls” you should send him a picture so that he can see what it looks like on a woman that has the same clothing size as his girlfriend. He’s also a regular poster. If this had been a post by a person who had just made an account, then I would probably have been suspicious.

Love.

by L-TrainFTW! on Oct 12, 2009 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

the best thing no one said

Would have been to convince him to post pictures of his girlfriend so we could make a more informed decision.

by idoltime on Oct 12, 2009 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly

"The match in Los Angeles is a good opportunity to begin to demonstrate that we want to make war." Rudy Fernández (translated)

by G_dubs on Oct 12, 2009 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

great way to start the bday

comcast net isnt working so im on my ps3 hunting n pecking on a virtual keyboard

Senior Asian ambassador of Blazers Edge

by Philthyanimal on Oct 12, 2009 11:36 PM PDT reply actions  

you still at it or did you give up?

I have a wireless USB keyboard and mouse i can loan ya if you think you could use it.

Kobe is my profile pic because of this beatdown I received.
Blake > Andre

by prezofdeath on Oct 12, 2009 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

trying

i have a bluetooth set at parents house

Senior Asian ambassador of Blazers Edge

by Philthyanimal on Oct 12, 2009 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

just discovered what pressing the z key does when reading comments. How handy.

Brandon Roy, 'nuff said.

by johnv59 on Oct 12, 2009 11:40 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

It does change your life with this revelation.

"The match in Los Angeles is a good opportunity to begin to demonstrate that we want to make war." Rudy Fernández (translated)

by G_dubs on Oct 12, 2009 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

took me 3 months to figure that out after the upgrade to SBN 2.0

I knew “c” right off the bat, but for some reason I never discovered Z until way later…it’s really helpful.

Kobe is my profile pic because of this beatdown I received.
Blake > Andre

by prezofdeath on Oct 12, 2009 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am a more productive

BEdger now!

Brandon Roy, 'nuff said.

by johnv59 on Oct 12, 2009 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

oxymoron...

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 12, 2009 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think my "Z" key is wearing out. :(

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Oct 12, 2009 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

so was cotchery hurt or something?

cause if not he went from a reliable reciever to a scrub in one week

Happy birthday to the ground!

by phillyduck23 on Oct 12, 2009 11:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Argh no more articles on "The Blazers are focusing on defense this year"

I get it, that’s the talking point for the team, I get it! Let’s see them show it instead of talk about it to various media folks!

It’s as bad as the annual “This is the year we’re going to pick up the pace, I swear” interviews.

by Timmay! on Oct 12, 2009 11:56 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Any of you guys Winterhawk fans?

I miss hockey…think I’m gonna’ start going to games every now and then. Any of you guys hockey.sheeple?

Kobe is my profile pic because of this beatdown I received.
Blake > Andre

by prezofdeath on Oct 12, 2009 11:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Aight, needs some sleep.

Take it easy JD

Kobe is my profile pic because of this beatdown I received.
Blake > Andre

by prezofdeath on Oct 13, 2009 12:03 AM PDT reply actions  

night prez

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Oct 13, 2009 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sleep well.

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Oct 13, 2009 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

I am so freaking angry about this whole Sonics thing.

Seriously. If they just don’t settle they get the money that they received from the lease instead of from Bennett, the team stays in Seattle, and Thunder owner McClendon loses two billion and has to sell the team because of the lease. Ballmer buys and picks up half of bill to renovate KeyArena.

"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.

by Cablinasian on Oct 13, 2009 12:05 AM PDT reply actions  

What do you mean "now"...

This is hardly a revelation, or new.

"The match in Los Angeles is a good opportunity to begin to demonstrate that we want to make war." Rudy Fernández (translated)

by G_dubs on Oct 13, 2009 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

And oh jeez.

They say in HK, like it is jsut happening there. Puh-leeze.

"The match in Los Angeles is a good opportunity to begin to demonstrate that we want to make war." Rudy Fernández (translated)

by G_dubs on Oct 13, 2009 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is SBN acting up. Some of the things I thought I posted aren't there.

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Oct 13, 2009 12:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

It is definitely acting up for me.

by idoltime on Oct 13, 2009 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Jaded much lately?

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 13, 2009 12:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Really.

it’s not news. Girls do this everywhere. And have been for a long time. Sad ,yes. Stupid? Yes. Very much so. But this story making it sound like some new thing and it is not…and that’s all I have to say about that…

"The match in Los Angeles is a good opportunity to begin to demonstrate that we want to make war." Rudy Fernández (translated)

by G_dubs on Oct 13, 2009 12:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

http://www.tokyomango.com/tokyo_mango/2008/01/text-msg-code-f.html

"The match in Los Angeles is a good opportunity to begin to demonstrate that we want to make war." Rudy Fernández (translated)

by G_dubs on Oct 13, 2009 12:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enjo_k%C5%8Dsai

"The match in Los Angeles is a good opportunity to begin to demonstrate that we want to make war." Rudy Fernández (translated)

by G_dubs on Oct 13, 2009 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

gotcha

"The match in Los Angeles is a good opportunity to begin to demonstrate that we want to make war." Rudy Fernández (translated)

by G_dubs on Oct 13, 2009 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lamar proposed to a different lady friend before Khloe.

Link

"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.

by Cablinasian on Oct 13, 2009 12:27 AM PDT reply actions  

and we now know who she was.

Link

"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.

by Cablinasian on Oct 13, 2009 12:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

That would have been a better choice

If only for his privacy

"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard

by Norsktroll on Oct 13, 2009 1:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

kinda neat

We were registered somewhere ghetto for wedding gifts.

by idoltime on Oct 13, 2009 12:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

How ghetto could it be?

Were you registered at Ralphs or Vons. Maybe a .99 cent store ?

I must not fear.
Fear is the mind-killer.
Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
I will face my fear.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
Where the fear has gone there will be nothing.
Only I will remain.

by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Oct 13, 2009 1:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

the Pic' n' Save!

Naw, I was registered at Target. But I angled for the Pic ’n Save.

by idoltime on Oct 13, 2009 4:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol I thought you were going to say the Slauson Swapmeet

"We didn't start the fire. It was always burning. Since the world's been turning." - E. E. Cummings

by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Oct 13, 2009 7:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol!

the Slauson swap meet almost makes the Compton swap meet look like the Valley swap meet.

by idoltime on Oct 13, 2009 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

pssh

yall ever been to the Santa Fe Springs swapmeet?
even the socks there aren’t new

by GreatOden'sRaven on Oct 13, 2009 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

that looks pretty dingy

I love the ‘is my swap meet more ghetto than yours?’ game!

by idoltime on Oct 13, 2009 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

i have been to all three

SFS takes the cake..

btw none are MY swap meet.. my swap meet is the OC Swap Meet where they sell bentleys and jags

by GreatOden'sRaven on Oct 13, 2009 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn't like it

I guess my friends wanted to go to Puerto Rico so they asked for 10 people to pay $100 towards their airfare, then a bunch of $100’s for the hotel, then a bunch of other things like horseback riding, snorkeling, little trips and stuff.

Only a couple people put towards their airfare so will they just pocket the money then? Expecting people to pool their money for a honeymoon just seems shady to me.

We lived here and got married in Oregon, we registered at Target and Macy’s, but then put the word out that we’d actually prefer gift cards, cash, or have it sent to our place here. We still had to haul back wine glasses and other breakables.

by tominhawaii on Oct 13, 2009 3:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that is kind of lame, but the notion is interesting. My wife and I had a very low budg flee from the city hotel room on our wedding night and waited for our actual honeymoon (a week on Oahu and another on Maui) for like nine months later when we could afford more and plan cheaper.

by idoltime on Oct 13, 2009 4:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

We didn't have a honeymoon

We had to waste all our vacation on our wedding. We live in Hawaii so it’s no biggy.

by tominhawaii on Oct 13, 2009 5:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

seriously

You could go play in the pineapple maze even.

by idoltime on Oct 13, 2009 5:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, people should treat bush mazes with the respect they are accorded.

by idoltime on Oct 13, 2009 6:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly

You don’t get anything for being the fastest, so what is the point in cheating?

The first time I went there, I bought a pineapple and planted it and I’ve already ate one. Yesterday I took a tiny purple pineapple the size of a pinecone out of someone’s yard and planted it.

by tominhawaii on Oct 13, 2009 6:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think I'm alone now

Welcome to Blazers Edge. I see you're new here. please take the time to read the "If You're New to BlazersEdge"post located in the sidebar. Have a swell day

by The Arkitect on Oct 13, 2009 12:55 AM PDT reply actions  

the beating of my heart is the only sou-ound

Welcome to Blazers Edge. I see you're new here. please take the time to read the "If You're New to BlazersEdge"post located in the sidebar. Have a swell day

by The Arkitect on Oct 13, 2009 12:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think I'm alone now

Welcome to Blazers Edge. I see you're new here. please take the time to read the "If You're New to BlazersEdge"post located in the sidebar. Have a swell day

by The Arkitect on Oct 13, 2009 12:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

alone no-ow

Welcome to Blazers Edge. I see you're new here. please take the time to read the "If You're New to BlazersEdge"post located in the sidebar. Have a swell day

by The Arkitect on Oct 13, 2009 12:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

There doesn't seem to be anyone around

Welcome to Blazers Edge. I see you're new here. please take the time to read the "If You're New to BlazersEdge"post located in the sidebar. Have a swell day

by The Arkitect on Oct 13, 2009 12:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

anyone else around

Welcome to Blazers Edge. I see you're new here. please take the time to read the "If You're New to BlazersEdge"post located in the sidebar. Have a swell day

by The Arkitect on Oct 13, 2009 12:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

(im here)

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 13, 2009 12:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

there doesn’t seem to be anyone around

"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.

by Cablinasian on Oct 13, 2009 1:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

allllll alloooooooooooone

"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.

by Cablinasian on Oct 13, 2009 12:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

When will Belinda Carlisle join in on the fun?

I want to make sure “Heaven is a Place on Earth.”

Stupid people have stupid ideas.

by AK1984 on Oct 13, 2009 1:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

What's that?

Oh, that’s right, B.C. already bared it all in ’01!

In 20 years, Miley Cyrus will join that elite company.

Stupid people have stupid ideas.

by AK1984 on Oct 13, 2009 1:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

and your hands are small

Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."

by Blazer1342 on Oct 13, 2009 5:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

good night everyone

:)

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 13, 2009 1:25 AM PDT reply actions  

This site has kind of been teh sux0r lately.

My team went to the playoffs in my first year.

by pxilpooshr on Oct 13, 2009 1:26 AM PDT reply actions  

Think everyone's got the flu

I’m supposed to work for 3 more hours but screw this. I feel like crap. Going home and going to bed.

"The match in Los Angeles is a good opportunity to begin to demonstrate that we want to make war." Rudy Fernández (translated)

by G_dubs on Oct 13, 2009 1:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well great

Now I’m sick as well. Awesome. Terrific.

by Mortimer on Oct 13, 2009 5:23 AM PDT reply actions  

You people need to stop spitting in each other’s mouths.

by idoltime on Oct 13, 2009 5:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think it is

It made me fall asleep like at 7pm and just wake up a lil’ bit ago. I never do that.

by Mortimer on Oct 13, 2009 5:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

have you seen Duplicity yet?

Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."

by Blazer1342 on Oct 13, 2009 5:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Clive Owen and Julia Roberts movie?

Nossir, not yet… I saw you mentioned it earlier, does it get a YAY or NAY from you sir?

by Mortimer on Oct 13, 2009 5:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

poop

Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."

by Blazer1342 on Oct 13, 2009 5:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Heehee

I confess, I doth not have plans to watch it anytime soon. Maybe if it came on HBO and my remote was broke and my legs were broken so I couldn’t turn the channel.

by Mortimer on Oct 13, 2009 5:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sorry, the poop wasn’t for the movie.

I replied in the wrong poopy place.

Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."

by Blazer1342 on Oct 13, 2009 5:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well geez which is it now!

Best movie ever or the worst? There is no inbetween.

by Mortimer on Oct 13, 2009 5:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

IMDb gave it a 6.4, I would have put in the 5 range. low 5's

Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."

by Blazer1342 on Oct 13, 2009 5:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

I already got you the triple disc special edition for X-mas :-(

You’re always talking about Duplicity so I figured it was your favorite movie ever!!

by Mortimer on Oct 13, 2009 5:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nice, I’ll put next to my Leonard Part 6

Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."

by Blazer1342 on Oct 13, 2009 6:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wasn’t a big fan of Marley & Me either

Oh sure, it was touching in the end, but there are a few people I know and avoid because of their unruly dog.

Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."

by Blazer1342 on Oct 13, 2009 6:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

hmmmm, tough call, is multiplicity better that duplicity.

I have to go with duplicity on that one.

Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."

by Blazer1342 on Oct 13, 2009 6:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I back peddled in yesterdays JD

All the losers I work with got on my case for saying it was meh.
 I saw it after State of Play, which is a much better movie.
It’s not like i hated it.

Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."

by Blazer1342 on Oct 13, 2009 5:47 AM PDT reply actions  

i think i meant to poop here - so double poop

Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."

by Blazer1342 on Oct 13, 2009 5:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

i'm over here.

Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."

by Blazer1342 on Oct 13, 2009 5:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

League pass broadband tries to cheat people again and makes the "new HD" window as big as last year's SD window

Whereas SD now is about as big as a justin.tv or ustream window. Meh. And of course it got more expensive. Interesting is that their demo “classic” games start instantly and on demand, not just on some rotation schedule. Maybe that’s just international league pass though, don’t know.

https://shop.ilp.nba.com//video/Demo.aspx?ln=en

"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard

by Norsktroll on Oct 13, 2009 5:49 AM PDT reply actions  

Going back and forth also works, about like on a DVR. If that would be the case for all archived games that would be great.

Though I would sleep more nights and not participate in game day threads against weak opponents ;)

"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard

by Norsktroll on Oct 13, 2009 5:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

And of course nobody cares about the Blazers internationally and would watch that demo!

2 games with Lakers
2 games with Magic
2 games with Cavs
1 game with Knicks
1 game with Nuggets
1 game with Celtics
1 game with Bulls

I see you NBA! That’s who you think people are rooting for!

"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard

by Norsktroll on Oct 13, 2009 6:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Who?

Yes! Yes! In the face!

by LeafHawk on Oct 13, 2009 8:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Philthyanimal

Dear NBA,

Please bring back the real refs. These replacement ones are trash.

by Starvin' Marvin on Oct 13, 2009 8:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Who?

Yes! Yes! In the face!

by LeafHawk on Oct 13, 2009 8:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

anyone know if that emergency airbone stuff works?

coughing and feeling congested….need to get better before my Flip recording at the MC tomorrow

by broyposse on Oct 13, 2009 8:19 AM PDT reply actions  

my sister has said it works pretty well.

i think my cousin uses it too. it’s worth a shot right?

by DrivetheLane on Oct 13, 2009 8:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

i'm good.

working and hanging out. things are slower now at work so I can bedge more. haha. one more week until i go to my first game. plus, i found out I’m gonna be an uncle and one of my best friends is moving back to Oregon. so all in all, pretty good. thanks for asking.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 13, 2009 8:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

being an uncle is very cool

i would say i’m prefer being a dad over an uncle but if you hate kids, being an uncle is a great alternative

by broyposse on Oct 13, 2009 8:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

That's how I feel

I can handle kids in short spurts and I try to get them to like me more than their parents.

by tominhawaii on Oct 13, 2009 8:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

hahah

a lot of parents thinks that makes it hell for them but i think it’s cool. my kids love their aunts and uncle but i’m glad they don’t spoil them too much and teach them things worst than me.

you would be a very fun uncle…Uncle Tom doesn’t sound right but that’s just the name

by broyposse on Oct 13, 2009 8:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I always offer kids beer and took my 8 year old nephew in Alabama shooting with a BB gun and a slingshot and then just gave them to him when we left.

by tominhawaii on Oct 13, 2009 8:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

I had BB guns, slingshots, knives and a crossbow when I was 8

My friend had a .22 handgun. Oh, times have changed.

I have a picture of me aiming a BB gun up at something in a tree, my friend swinging an axe at a big log, and another friend peeing in the creek. Not exactly Norman Rockwell, but still fun.

Luckily we are all still alive.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Oct 13, 2009 8:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

That is exactly Normal Rockwell

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Oct 13, 2009 9:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

did everyone tie they're hats to their shirts?

i guess it makes sense if it’s especially windy where they live.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 13, 2009 9:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

The wind blew more back in the olden days

everyone talks about Global Warming….no one is paying attention to Global De-Windification….it is an outrage!!

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Oct 13, 2009 9:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

There's no scientific proof it works

In fact, the company has had to pay settlements for unproven claims.

For those who believe it works, you can never convince them otherwise, even if it may be placebo effect.

Sorry to be Captain Bringdown.

Wikipedia has some details.

by Timmay! on Oct 13, 2009 8:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

If you've got the flu, best to get rest and plenty of electrolyte liquids for the next 24 hours

Then use stuff like Sudafed (the good stuff behind the counter) and pain medication to temporarily mask the effects temporarily if you’re not feeling better before the game.

by Timmay! on Oct 13, 2009 8:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

i don't think it's the flu

just a cold i think. i never take any medication, it just makes me feel worst.

i haven’t had a BAD flu case since consistently getting the flu shot about 5 years ago…before that, i would be on my death bed every winter.

i got over being scared of needles by shooting myself up with crack

by broyposse on Oct 13, 2009 8:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

My wife is scared of the needles too...

I’m not sure I’ll give her your recommendation though.

Good call on the Gatorade btw. Great way to stay hydrated. Their new G2 also does the same at a reduction of calories.

by Timmay! on Oct 13, 2009 8:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don't think it works

I’ve used that crap and never noticed a change.

There are no studies supporting Airborne’s effectiveness that meet scientific standards.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Airborne_%28dietary_supplement%29

by tominhawaii on Oct 13, 2009 8:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

my coworkers swear on it

but i’m just gonna drink a ton of gatorade.

thx friend

by broyposse on Oct 13, 2009 8:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

You're welcome

Looks like Timmay! and I agree. I’d get a cough and my wife would be me Airborne and I’d still be sick a week, while eating those crappy things.

by tominhawaii on Oct 13, 2009 8:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

They aren't effective at all. Zicam was effective, especially those nose q-tip things.

Of course, then there was that whole losing your sense of smell thing.

Why does all the really good stuff have to have such crap side effects?

Yes! Yes! In the face!

by LeafHawk on Oct 13, 2009 8:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don't know

Next time I get sick, I’m drinking Pedialyte.

by tominhawaii on Oct 13, 2009 9:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

I drink that when I get dehydrated

works pretty well

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Oct 13, 2009 9:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Interesting, i didn’t know. I don’t use them, cause they are expensive… There is also a product they make that is in little capsules—you open them and put them under your tongue. It’s supposed to be very effective.

My personal remedy is to eat really spicy foods, take zinc drops, and drink the poop out of emergencies drink packets.

by EvilKaramazov on Oct 13, 2009 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Zinc right at the start

Is all that’s worked for me

if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum

by Tyler Durrden on Oct 13, 2009 12:01 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Take some Aspirin or Ibuprofen (or pain killers that contain them)

Good against the infection and keeping the blood flowing. Not a fan of any pills or juices that combine a lot of drugs.

"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard

by Norsktroll on Oct 13, 2009 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

You've obviously never mixed elephant tranquilizers

With acid and baby laxative

if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum

by Tyler Durrden on Oct 13, 2009 12:04 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Is that the key to understanding those weirder Beatles songs?

"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard

by Norsktroll on Oct 13, 2009 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

All ya need is Love (and acid)

do ta do do do

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Oct 13, 2009 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

God I love acid

One summer I had a half a bottle of that little tiny breath freshener bottle of acid. It was so cool because I would go to a party and give some to every person there. Taking acid with about 20 people is the coolest.

That was the summer where I set out with goals to accomplish tasks while on acid. The first goal was pooping, because one time I dropped acid and honestly thought I had pissed my pants for 30 minutes.

I went potty in the restroom, and while going potty I thought, “Oh, crap, I forgot to unzip my pants.” Then I looked down and I was going potty in the toilet. Then I washed my hands and thought, “Oh crap, I really did pee may pants, because I’m on acid.” Then I’d have to look down. It took a half an hour to convince myself, that I didn’t pee my pants.

I dropped acid and pooped after peaking and didn’t freak out and think I pooped my pants. Probably the best day of my life and greatest accomplishment all rolled into one. I would take acid and go on bike rides, I went to a wedding and cried before it started until half way through the reception, and one time I went to the mall to see how many betas I could drink in the pet shop, before getting caught. I stopped at five, because I knew I could have drank the whole shelf of fish and not get caught.

by tominhawaii on Oct 13, 2009 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions   4 recs

Did the betas fight in your belly?

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Oct 13, 2009 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

To the death, after 20 minutes, the winner climbed out and I let him free in the Amazon canal.

by tominhawaii on Oct 13, 2009 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow. Sounds like loads of fun. :(

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Oct 13, 2009 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was college Tom

Even I wouldn’t like the guy. He was a jackass. He had an affinity for going potty in places that he shouldn’t.

Acid was fun though. Mushrooms too. I’d do mushrooms again. I don’t want to do any other drugs and stuff, but I’m thinking mushrooms at the beach or while camping would be fun.

by tominhawaii on Oct 13, 2009 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Peyote was fun.

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Oct 13, 2009 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Back in the day.

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Oct 13, 2009 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

That brings back a memory

One day my mother decided that the whole family should drink some mushroom tea and go for a walk on the beach. Y’know, do one of those family solidarity outings. The thing I remember the most was that my brother had to go off on his own because he was sure he couldn’t spend time with us on mushrooms without killing someone, probably mom.

by Corvid on Oct 13, 2009 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your mom sounds like a real trip.

No pun intended.

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Oct 13, 2009 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I was wondering if she’s like to join us at BE Night.

by tominhawaii on Oct 13, 2009 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had mushrooms once

On the coast of the Netherlands… was mild and very enjoyable. Just made me happy and have dumb philosophical thoughts.

I would do it again.

by Mortimer on Oct 13, 2009 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had mushrooms once

X1000

if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum

by Tyler Durrden on Oct 13, 2009 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

omg you changed your name

lebron.fanboy

by Starvin' Marvin on Oct 13, 2009 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had them change it

it totally worked, haven’t checked the profile yet though.

if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum

by Tyler Durrden on Oct 13, 2009 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

yep all the old comments and posts are still there

if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum

by Tyler Durrden on Oct 13, 2009 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am Tyler Durrdens sense of self-satisfaction

if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum

by Tyler Durrden on Oct 13, 2009 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I told you.

neener neener.

"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.

by Cablinasian on Oct 13, 2009 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had mushrooms once too.

I was happy as a clam and colors were impossibly intense.

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Oct 13, 2009 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

hey annthefan

can you ripen green tomatoes? I ended up with a lot on a plant that won’t survive the cold weather and I don’t have the heart to throw them out. I was wondering if you’ve ever done this, as I know you grow stuff. This is what they do commercially, no? With ethylene gas? I wonder if I can do it with some already ripened fruit

if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum

by Tyler Durrden on Oct 13, 2009 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pull up the plant, roots and all. Then

hang it, from the roots, in a protected place and they’ll ripen. Or, you could have wonderful, delicious fried green tomatos. Yum! I’m having some tonight.

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Oct 13, 2009 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

stepping on Anns toes

Here’s what I do… take the entire plant out of the ground including the root ball. Shake off all dirt. Pinch off any flowers and remove any diseased matos. Hang your plant by the roots in your garage or other well ventilated area that is relatively shady.
Here’s Ann chiming in. I’m sure its the same advice.
Also give fried green tomatos a shot. They aint bad

I did not say this. I am not here.

by bow4meow on Oct 13, 2009 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

what is it they say about great minds?

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Oct 13, 2009 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

The greener the better.

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Oct 13, 2009 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just regular ole tomatoes

I like them better if they have just a little bit of give to them, but that’s a personal taste thing.

http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/tyler-florence/fried-green-tomatoes-recipe/index.html

by Corvid on Oct 13, 2009 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

That looks good

but I like to use panko. Nice and crispy. Tonight I’m having comfort food, mac&cheese and fried green tomatoes. Cholesterol is one of my favorite food groups.

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Oct 13, 2009 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yum. Sounds great.

It feels like January here, so we’re having minestrone and breadsticks. Gotta use up some of the vegies from the CSA.

by Corvid on Oct 13, 2009 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ooooooooo, I love minestrone.

I have a baguette in the freezer ready to bake, and some beef stock too. Sounds like tomorrows menu is planned!

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Oct 13, 2009 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

nice I made chicken and gravy(from homemade stock)

over smashed sweet potatoes w/chives and asparagus. I LOVE THE COLD WEATHER!

if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum

by Tyler Durrden on Oct 13, 2009 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love food. It's a good thing

my metabolism burns calories like mad because I have no will power.

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Oct 13, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Memory?

I think the correct term is “flashback”…isn’t that what that’s called? Tom?

"The match in Los Angeles is a good opportunity to begin to demonstrate that we want to make war." Rudy Fernández (translated)

by G_dubs on Oct 13, 2009 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think flashbacks are a myth

I’ve never had one and I haven’t done any of that stuff in over 10 years.

by tominhawaii on Oct 14, 2009 2:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

I want my flashbacks

I paid good money for them, and I deserve them. – Elgin

Without you out there, we're nowhere here

by 22baylor on Oct 14, 2009 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Sounds like you just had a flashback

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Oct 13, 2009 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh! That's what I get for not reading the entire thread

before posting

"The match in Los Angeles is a good opportunity to begin to demonstrate that we want to make war." Rudy Fernández (translated)

by G_dubs on Oct 13, 2009 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve been there.

by idoltime on Oct 13, 2009 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow

I have. The world went paisley a couple of times.

But this reminds me of the time I took Jimson Weed and actually thought I met someone who looked very similar to me and would always do what I did like four seconds after I did it, which was how I had deduced that I wasn’t talking with a mirror but someone who actually looked like me and was just doing what I did four second after I did it.

by idoltime on Oct 13, 2009 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Have you ever done Salvia?

I’m scared of it.

I once took some acid, mescaline, mushrooms, extacy, and Robitussin at once. I don’t remember anything. I just woke up in a zoo over the body of a dead animal that I was eating raw. And now I have dreams about being a prehistoric man at the zoo.

by tominhawaii on Oct 13, 2009 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Robitussin is a weird thing.

The night I took Jimson Weed I drank two seed pods opened up into a glass of grapefruit juice that I chased with a a bottle of Robo. After the 40 minutes of trying to figure out the guy that looked like me but did everything four seconds later, things got really weird and ended up with me in the ICU asking my dad if he could explain why there was a skunk perched over my door and staring at me. Ah, if only I could be 18 again. Except Jerry would have to die again that year. Unless I could have saved him.. hmm.. anyway..

Yes, I have done Salvia. My sister and I did some one night out at Horning’s Hideout. Later, I bought some from 3rd Eye. It was a very brief interesting out of body like experience.

by idoltime on Oct 13, 2009 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

it may not have been shown to be effective in a statistically in a study, but it wont hurt you. Even if it is just a placebo effect who cares. An effect is an effect. I take the emergenc stuff, but just because it is a tasty way to get vitamins.

as stated above, sleep and fluids will be your best line of defense.

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Oct 13, 2009 8:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

REMINDER: Fantasy Basketball Draft this Sunday at Noon

is that ok with everyone? if not, we can change it if majority votes for a different time. I think there’s a slot late Sun night also.

by broyposse on Oct 13, 2009 8:35 AM PDT reply actions  

works for me.

no church that sunday so i’ll be able to make it before the draft starts.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 13, 2009 8:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’d rather it be at night to give more time to prepare but I can make either time.

"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.

by Cablinasian on Oct 13, 2009 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

fine, I guess I’ll just go with Battier first.

"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.

by Cablinasian on Oct 13, 2009 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Just do as Morey does.

He knows all the stat stuff so he MUST be great at fantasy, right?

Battier, Landry, in fact— just draft the entire Rockets team. You’re guaranteed good production for 82 games!!

by Mortimer on Oct 13, 2009 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah no kidding.

they have those ranking lists for a reason.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 13, 2009 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Kevin Durant is the #1 shooting guard on some :)

"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard

by Norsktroll on Oct 13, 2009 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

as long as a player qualifies for a position, you can play him there. So if Durant is listed as a SG/SF, then he can get points at either position even if he never plays SG.

i think that’s what you’re asking right?

by DrivetheLane on Oct 13, 2009 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

All depends on what he's listed as

I bet he’s listed as a SG/SF. So, you can put him at both, even if he never actually plays SG.

by Mortimer on Oct 13, 2009 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

if you can get a top SF

i think it’s gonna be hard to get two top position guys in a 20 team league.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 13, 2009 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

I claim Dirk :)

"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard

by Norsktroll on Oct 13, 2009 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

it only seems right

that you get Dirk. :)

this might be the first fantasy draft where I’m more interested in the 2nd and 3rd rounds than the first.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 13, 2009 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

I claim Brian Cardinal

Patron saint of stocky balding men everywhere.

by Mortimer on Oct 13, 2009 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Just so you know

Now that I know you would do anything to have Dirk, I shall draft him if I get the chance and hold him over you to get whatever 2 great pieces you drafted.

MUAHAHAHA.

by Mortimer on Oct 13, 2009 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Big suke approves

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Oct 13, 2009 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Suke WISHES he was balding

He doesn’t have enuff testosterone to pull it off.

by Mortimer on Oct 13, 2009 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Look at that hair line!

or look in a mirror…same diff

same diff

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Oct 13, 2009 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

HEY EVERYONE

Look who 92 looks like! That’s right, Will Arnett.

Handsome… character actor… married to Amy Pohler… Will Arnett…

sigh

by Mortimer on Oct 13, 2009 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Pwnd!!!

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Oct 13, 2009 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm chill with it if everyone else is.

I looked at it yesterday, because I couldn’t remember when the draft was.

by Mortimer on Oct 13, 2009 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

snaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap I didn't respond

I’ll explain why later, but yeah, I forwarded it to her and tol’ her what to do.

We’ll be mixing the BRP and Mortimer bloodlines shortly, just as prophecy predicted!!

by Mortimer on Oct 13, 2009 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

no biggie

just making sure i didn’t leave you hanging hung far low style

by broyposse on Oct 13, 2009 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

PG, SG, SF, PF, C, and 2 or 3 UTIL would be my preference rather than a G, F, and second C spot. but I haven’t played many basketball leagues so I trust the collective judgment. Just putting my 2 cents out there.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 13, 2009 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m good with whatever…

Welcome to Blazers Edge. I see you're new here. please take the time to read the "If You're New to BlazersEdge"post located in the sidebar. Have a swell day

by The Arkitect on Oct 13, 2009 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

does the first week decide the championship? or are you just one of those teams that can only get up for the pre-season?

Welcome to Blazers Edge. I see you're new here. please take the time to read the "If You're New to BlazersEdge"post located in the sidebar. Have a swell day

by The Arkitect on Oct 13, 2009 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

you're one of the few teams I play twice

so it goes a long way in deciding the DTL v Ark championship I’ve nerdily created for myself. The way I look at it, there are 19 championships to win. If I can win most of those, I win the one championship to rule them all.

i’m a dork

by DrivetheLane on Oct 13, 2009 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

wow

Welcome to Blazers Edge. I see you're new here. please take the time to read the "If You're New to BlazersEdge"post located in the sidebar. Have a swell day

by The Arkitect on Oct 13, 2009 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

part of my strategy

is confusing or stupefying the opponent with nonsense. is it working?

by DrivetheLane on Oct 13, 2009 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

no, I talk with Contractors and Engineers all day long… you’ll have to be a lot more nonsensical than that to rattle me

Welcome to Blazers Edge. I see you're new here. please take the time to read the "If You're New to BlazersEdge"post located in the sidebar. Have a swell day

by The Arkitect on Oct 13, 2009 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

dang it.

i guess i’m screwed then.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 13, 2009 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

playing with two Cs is hard

because eventually Brendan Haywood starts for someone

by GreatOden'sRaven on Oct 13, 2009 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

If only there were some day before Sunday on which you could prepare…

Welcome to Blazers Edge. I see you're new here. please take the time to read the "If You're New to BlazersEdge"post located in the sidebar. Have a swell day

by The Arkitect on Oct 13, 2009 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

You have KP2's book, no? Just use that and some cheat sheet.

"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard

by Norsktroll on Oct 13, 2009 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

I like anything where I don't have to stay up until 3 in the morning. Noon PT is perfect.

I’ll be gone the next 2-3 days though, be back at Friday evening.

"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard

by Norsktroll on Oct 13, 2009 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

in that same vein

for those that don’t make the draft, will the computer instantaneously pick for them or will we have to wait the whole 2 minutes or whatever it is?

by DrivetheLane on Oct 13, 2009 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think if they don't log in and show up

The computer will do it instantly… but if they show up and then disappear during the draft, it will take the full 2 minutes for the computer to decide.

by Mortimer on Oct 13, 2009 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

the first few rounds of the fantasy football draft I did

we had to wait 2 or 3 minutes each time one of the people that wasn’t there had their turn to draft. it was annoying.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 13, 2009 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Happened to my fbb last year as well

People are there and then they disappear without turning on autodraft. Annoying.

by Mortimer on Oct 13, 2009 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah no kidding.

and in a 20 team league, that draft would take forever if we have to wait for those people. i’m guessing it’ll take around 2 hours anyway. but hopefully not.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 13, 2009 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not sure.

That is probably fine with me.

by Roybot on Oct 13, 2009 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

do you even watch basketball???

women… am I right?

Welcome to Blazers Edge. I see you're new here. please take the time to read the "If You're New to BlazersEdge"post located in the sidebar. Have a swell day

by The Arkitect on Oct 13, 2009 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

why do you hate the laughter of the children?

Welcome to Blazers Edge. I see you're new here. please take the time to read the "If You're New to BlazersEdge"post located in the sidebar. Have a swell day

by The Arkitect on Oct 13, 2009 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

no Mort,

they’re laughing with your naked body.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 13, 2009 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

:-))))))))))))))))))))

by Mortimer on Oct 13, 2009 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

"We didn't start the fire. It was always burning. Since the world's been turning." - E. E. Cummings

by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Oct 13, 2009 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Welcome to Blazers Edge. I see you're new here. please take the time to read the "If You're New to BlazersEdge"post located in the sidebar. Have a swell day

by The Arkitect on Oct 13, 2009 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Would be funnier if her name was Wiener

"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard

by Norsktroll on Oct 13, 2009 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

nobody is laughing

your jokes are terrible and overplayed

lebron.fanboy

by Starvin' Marvin on Oct 13, 2009 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

isn’t that the point?
.
.
silly Marvin, trix are for kids

Welcome to Blazers Edge. I see you're new here. please take the time to read the "If You're New to BlazersEdge"post located in the sidebar. Have a swell day

by The Arkitect on Oct 13, 2009 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

wow

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 13, 2009 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

What's that?

That’s what the Blazers play right?

by Roybot on Oct 13, 2009 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not according to Blazersedge

All our players are garbage and need to be hated.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Oct 13, 2009 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Due to formatting issues

I have no idea why you are sad

which makes me sad

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Oct 13, 2009 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not sure

how do you know. If I don’t know I think I’m not. :(

Will you adopt me?

by fanfaraway on Oct 13, 2009 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I will :)

lebron.fanboy

by Starvin' Marvin on Oct 13, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO NO NO

PICK ME PICK ME

:P

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 13, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

i have a team

i was (jokingly) telling you to co-manage my team instead of theirs…

unless you wanna co-manage my team, in which case i wouldnt be joking…

my team has the best name too!!!

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 13, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow I don't know what to say

I hope everyone realises that I would be a terrible co-manager. I have never played fantasy anything… I would be an encumbrance :(

by fanfaraway on Oct 13, 2009 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

we would make good co managers

ive only done one fantasy league ever, so I wouldn’t hold you to any standards.

lebron.fanboy

by Starvin' Marvin on Oct 13, 2009 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

you just want her cause you want a "trophy" co-manager

i need help evaluating spanish talent in the NBA

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 13, 2009 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm confused

I’ll consult with my pillow. I don’t know if it’s better to be a trophy co-manager or a talent scout.
BRP could solve this in a jiffy. And a girl power team would be to good to pass on… but perhaps neither of them want me. I shall wait for new developments.

by fanfaraway on Oct 13, 2009 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm sorry Tyler

but it seems that I was previously engaged.

Nevertheless, it was extremely nice to invite me to be your co-manager, specially knowing what you know… :)

by fanfaraway on Oct 13, 2009 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I understand :(

lebron.fanboy

by Starvin' Marvin on Oct 13, 2009 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

:(

i might trade her mid season if her value is higher than her stated PER

by broyposse on Oct 13, 2009 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

:(

I’m untradable. Like Bargnani is to the Raptors!!

by fanfaraway on Oct 13, 2009 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

You don’t want me to treat you like a trophy manager…I think you are WAY more valuable than that

by broyposse on Oct 13, 2009 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Congratulations, you have joined the team as a co-manager

it’s official!
(but it’s not possible right? you can’t trade me even though I probably won’t be of much help, right?)

by fanfaraway on Oct 13, 2009 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

ok so I'm checking out our pre-draft player rankings

and it says 4 days 20 hours and some minutes and quite a few seconds til draft. Do I have it right?

by fanfaraway on Oct 13, 2009 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

noon PDT on Sunday, yep.

"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.

by Cablinasian on Oct 13, 2009 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

you're with me....

don’t settle for 3rd class;)

i sent to your hotmail THIS time. check the junk in case….

see, although sick, i’m still able to manage the power to rise above the fray, brush my cape, and save you

by broyposse on Oct 13, 2009 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

i endorsed you

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 13, 2009 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

you are man of great principles

btw, thanks for the tail gate invite…you know i’ll bring “friends” if i drop by

by broyposse on Oct 13, 2009 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahahah sounds bueno

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 13, 2009 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

yess

it seems fitting that you and brp would be on the same team. i’d go that route if i were you

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 13, 2009 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

unfortunately for you, she does have standards.

"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.

by Cablinasian on Oct 13, 2009 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

im not sure who you are addressing this to, so i'll just assume it's to me

:-(

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 13, 2009 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

hint: click the up button. (not you)

"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.

by Cablinasian on Oct 13, 2009 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh

:-)

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 13, 2009 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

co-managers get an email from the owner

with a link in it to click to become co-manager.

I’m galactliclove’s co-manager. She said she wanted to ‘diversify her collection of talent’.

by idoltime on Oct 13, 2009 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

i think the internal dialogue went like this for her
oh……look here… brp invited me to play fantasy basketball.. one more opportunity to talk trash and be brash.. sweeeeet!!! :) :) lol but wait a second i don’t know anything about fantasy basketball… ? :/ I need a co-manager who knows some of this stuff.. now i could weigh the strengths and talents of everyone on BE and crossindex that list with people who don’t already have teams oooorr i could talk idol into doing it and then spend the rest of that time partying wooohoooo!!! :) :)

That’s just a dramatization of how I imagine she thinks in her mind.

by idoltime on Oct 13, 2009 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hahaha that sounds exactly like Ang

lebron.fanboy

by Starvin' Marvin on Oct 13, 2009 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

right?

Could have used an ‘omg’ in there.

by idoltime on Oct 13, 2009 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

ang would have used multiple ’omg’s

lebron.fanboy

by Starvin' Marvin on Oct 13, 2009 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

and maybe three or for more smileys and……..dramatic…… pauses……..

Still, I think I’m pretty good.

by idoltime on Oct 13, 2009 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes you did a very good Ang

You could improve but it was very well done

lebron.fanboy

by Starvin' Marvin on Oct 13, 2009 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I just saw that.

I should have read the whole thread before commenting, even though I would still adopt her.

by Roybot on Oct 13, 2009 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

hmmm

i have no comanager but i think thats mainly so i can enjoy the spoils of war all by myself

by GreatOden'sRaven on Oct 13, 2009 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I vote that your time is ok

but league votes for trades is absurdalicious

by GreatOden'sRaven on Oct 13, 2009 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow check the new Snoop album

Snoop Doggy Dogg - The Lost Sessions, Vol. 1

Dear NBA,

Please bring back the real refs. These replacement ones are trash.

by Starvin' Marvin on Oct 13, 2009 8:43 AM PDT reply actions  

nobody is listening

your music is terrible and overplayed

:)

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 13, 2009 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

no

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 13, 2009 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

How much is too much?

As ya’ll know I’ll be going to the Blazer game in Miami on Dec. 20th and I really really want good tix. I’m seeing 2 rows behind the Blazer bench for $260 a ticket.

That wouldn’t be too outrageous would it? Not that I can actually afford it for another month (fingers crossed they are still available).

Oh, and according to Miami, Blazer games are not that exciting: they have variable pricing as well. See below.

“Hot” games (including the “Thunder”, the Memphis Grizzlies, and your Portland Trailblazers)

“Hotter” games (including SACRAMENTO, New Jersey and Indiana)

“Hottest” games (including LA, Cleveland and Orlando)

For reals? NJ, IND and SAC are “hotter” games than US? I don’t get that!

"We believe" -Rudy Fernandez

by twiggs on Oct 13, 2009 9:32 AM PDT reply actions  

2 rows behind the bench is not bad...

you really need to be that close????

i think you can get 15 rows up for $75 from a scalper or last minute craigslist….

there’s a lot to do in Miami so i there should be surplus of aftermarket deals

by broyposse on Oct 13, 2009 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Buy them if you can

Just don’t mention the cost again. Folks will think you’re rich or bragging.

by tominhawaii on Oct 13, 2009 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

she is filthy rich and i enjoy the bragging...

makes me feel jealous and happy at the same time…which is such a rare feeling, i enjoy having them

by broyposse on Oct 13, 2009 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

I didn't get in Forbes (or whatever) :)))

Please, my account is overdrawn right now.

"We believe" -Rudy Fernandez

by twiggs on Oct 13, 2009 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Right?

It’s not like I have a house and family to worry about :)

"We believe" -Rudy Fernandez

by twiggs on Oct 13, 2009 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

I can tell my bank how much I want to overdraw it :)

But I just set it to 2000. I don’t like having any debt. Either none, or millions and millions is the way to go.

"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard

by Norsktroll on Oct 13, 2009 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL.

I never ever pay that much for tix…I always buy the cheap $20 tickets. It would be a once ever deal.

I dunno, Sophia and I were just talking about how cool it would be to actually sit that close at a game, especially an away game. BRP is right though, it’s not like Miami will sell out or anything.

I bet I can get away with getting higher row seats and trying to sneak down. Since there are like 500 people at their games anyways.

"We believe" -Rudy Fernandez

by twiggs on Oct 13, 2009 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

remember to wear white to blend in… Miami-ans are allergic to color

Welcome to Blazers Edge. I see you're new here. please take the time to read the "If You're New to BlazersEdge"post located in the sidebar. Have a swell day

by The Arkitect on Oct 13, 2009 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Charge it to the CC

Senior Asian ambassador of Blazers Edge

by Philthyanimal on Oct 13, 2009 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Orlando Magic scare me more than any team in the league.

Jameer Nelson / Anthony Johnson / Jason Williams
Vince Carter/ Michael Pietrus / J.J. Reddick
Rashard Lewis/Matt Barnes
Brandon Bass/ Ryan Anderson
Dwight Howard/ Marcin Gortat

This team is ridiculous, if they don’t win the title this year LeBron and Kobe really are superhuman.

The Natural = SELFISH
The Golden Boy = SELFISH
Mr. Sonic = SELFISH
The Texan = SELFISH
Android = SELFISH

by The Pirate on Oct 13, 2009 9:33 AM PDT reply actions  

If VC can assert himself late in games from the wing then that team will be dangerous, and it definitely is not far fetched as he seems to have grown up since his 2 year hissy fit in toronto

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Oct 13, 2009 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

If they don't have a 3rd good center they will finish last in the East.

Should be a really good team. My money is on Cleveland, and Lebron absolutely murdering anyone who stands in his way. The Magic got more talent up and down, though. And VC has become underrated since his hissy fits up North.

by Mortimer on Oct 13, 2009 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

It took me five minutes of typing to realise you were joking.

Brainfart.

I like Cleveland too but their SG rotation is weak or weakening and the bench seems a little lacking, as always. Although, having Z as a back up centre is simply amazing.

The Natural = SELFISH
The Golden Boy = SELFISH
Mr. Sonic = SELFISH
The Texan = SELFISH
Android = SELFISH

by The Pirate on Oct 13, 2009 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Interesting read this morning from NY Times about the huge particle collider in Europe:
Then it will be time to test one of the most bizarre and revolutionary theories in science. I’m not talking about extra dimensions of space-time, dark matter or even black holes that eat the Earth. No, I’m talking about the notion that the troubled collider is being sabotaged by its own future. A pair of otherwise distinguished physicists have suggested that the hypothesized Higgs boson, which physicists hope to produce with the collider, might be so abhorrent to nature that its creation would ripple backward through time and stop the collider before it could make one, like a time traveler who goes back in time to kill his grandfather.

Linx

by EvilKaramazov on Oct 13, 2009 9:46 AM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, some cat got just got pinched by the french police for having ties to terror from west africa.

by EvilKaramazov on Oct 13, 2009 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

are you talking about the dude who brought the lawsuit against LHC and previously against brookhaven national labs?

if so, if I remember correctly, he was a lawyer and not a scientist

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Oct 13, 2009 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

No, that one was an actual professor at some university in Germany or Austria

Looked like a failed Einstein

"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard

by Norsktroll on Oct 13, 2009 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

There was, however, a lot of speculation about exactly what would be generated by the particle collider. Given the range of possibilities, I don’t think it was crazy nonsense. The spacial/temporal bending suggested in the above article has quite a bit of scholarly force behind it….

by EvilKaramazov on Oct 13, 2009 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

particles of a lower mass than the Higgs boson is the short answer

Getting to the energy of the Higgs is more of an incremental step than a gigantic step forward.

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Oct 13, 2009 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

I dont think it is doubted that these colliders will create the densities needed for a black hole, but the lifetimes are so short that there will not be enough material in their vicinity for them to accumulate a critical mass that would allow them to grow.

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Oct 13, 2009 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

that’s all hypothetical though, correct? —Everything generated here, for the most part, will be a validation of what is hypothetical? I’m not a big physics guy; my rough understanding is that the capacity of this collider extended beyond any other collider to date.

by EvilKaramazov on Oct 13, 2009 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

thats not necessarily true, as Fermi lab is not extremely far off from seeing the Higgs, and there are tricks to getting to higher energies that effectively act like a transformer, but the thoughput is lowered so you might have to wait a long time to see an event, and then an even longer time to see enough events to make it statistically significant.

The higgs is only theorized, but many other happenings and particles have been seen before.

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Oct 13, 2009 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Interesting… It sounds like they’ll have it up and running in Dec. If they create a black hole and end the world, I’ll be a sad panda.

by EvilKaramazov on Oct 13, 2009 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

meh… it could be worse… at least in Dec. the regular season will have started

Welcome to Blazers Edge. I see you're new here. please take the time to read the "If You're New to BlazersEdge"post located in the sidebar. Have a swell day

by The Arkitect on Oct 13, 2009 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

you wont have time to be sad panda

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Oct 13, 2009 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

way to rain on my hope of despair….. sheeshh…..

by EvilKaramazov on Oct 13, 2009 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

its fall in oregon

the sun will be gone and you will wake up when it is dark and when you get home from whatever the crap it is that you do it will be dark.

Plenty of depressing times in oregon between now and december!

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Oct 13, 2009 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

which explains why so many people move to New Mexico… what’s that you say… they DON’T… right cause who would want to live in a lifeless desert populated by cacti

Welcome to Blazers Edge. I see you're new here. please take the time to read the "If You're New to BlazersEdge"post located in the sidebar. Have a swell day

by The Arkitect on Oct 13, 2009 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

it is more about white people being afraid of brown people

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Oct 13, 2009 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Everything was fine until someone taught ’em to read.

by idoltime on Oct 13, 2009 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

dont blame me

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Oct 13, 2009 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love me some snow

which is good….because it is snowing here in the Gorge. And sticking…….

This is at least 2 weeks earlier that the previous earliest snow I’ve seen in my 30 years here…..

Sorry to bring this up in a JD, but dang….it’s SNOWING!

"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green

by antediluvian on Oct 13, 2009 10:03 AM PDT reply actions  

Here in the valley it blows.

My team went to the playoffs in my first year.

by pxilpooshr on Oct 13, 2009 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

i was just trying to look up snow records in that area since i moved to oregon in 91

i remember it snowed and stuck in oct that year, but turned out to be a mild winter over all.

14736251

by appel82 on Oct 13, 2009 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

The previous early snow I remember

was Oct. 27th….and that year it didn’t snow again until early March.

"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green

by antediluvian on Oct 13, 2009 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

was that 91-92 perhaps

i hope my memory isn’t that shot

14736251

by appel82 on Oct 13, 2009 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

sounds about right....

but I’ve killed WAY too many brain cells over the year to be absolutely sure.

"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green

by antediluvian on Oct 13, 2009 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Global warming

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Oct 13, 2009 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

How dare you bring up snow

It looks like Portland down here in Santa Monica… overcast and chilly.

And I got the flu or sumthin’ and feel like a turd.

AND THEN YOU HAD TO BRING UP SNOW.

by Mortimer on Oct 13, 2009 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

SWINE FLU OH NOES1

My team went to the playoffs in my first year.

by pxilpooshr on Oct 13, 2009 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

weird how did that end up a broken image file?

My team went to the playoffs in my first year.

by pxilpooshr on Oct 13, 2009 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hey....

It’s for you. We wouldn’t want you to be feeling all nasty and have the weather be beautiful. It’s all about having nasty weather to go with a nasty cold/flu.

Your welcome.

"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green

by antediluvian on Oct 13, 2009 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eat that global warming!

(Mojib Latif and others now say there will be a cooling phase for 10 to max 20 years before it gets really bad. Which would be fitting my schedule, because that’s about the time I will continue to be good at winter sports)

"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard

by Norsktroll on Oct 13, 2009 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Anybody ever been to a Wanda Jackson concert? She is coming to a party very close to me in November

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0uq1vNHIUI

Sounds good. Of course she is much much older now.

By the way, those intro music songs to Sunday and Monday Night Football are pretty ridiculous. Do Americans really find that attractive, or just TV station bosses?

"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard

by Norsktroll on Oct 13, 2009 10:10 AM PDT reply actions  

Most Americans have brain tape worms that make them line dance to crappy music. Pay it no heed.

My team went to the playoffs in my first year.

by pxilpooshr on Oct 13, 2009 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Don't know if anyone linked this yet from NBA.com but here's

a great highlight film of Brandon.

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Oct 13, 2009 10:13 AM PDT reply actions  

That video is so two months ago

Dear NBA,

Please bring back the real refs. These replacement ones are trash.

by Starvin' Marvin on Oct 13, 2009 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

rec

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 13, 2009 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

i'm not sure

if there are even words? maybe she gets some stuff for free for helping sweep the floor.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 13, 2009 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

She's prolly told the kid to get up a million times

And he’s being a pain, so she says “Fine, I’m a’ gonna drag you then”.

I don’t have kids but I imagine these sort of things are often explained by annoying kids.

by Mortimer on Oct 13, 2009 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Kids make otherwise sane individuals lose all cognitive ability.

The rest of the world’s cares and troubles seem to melt away after the 8,219th “Are we there yet?” in 2.5 hours.

I don’t have kids, I’ve just been told that’s how it is by my parents.

Yes! Yes! In the face!

by LeafHawk on Oct 13, 2009 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

I would think that was kind of fun if I was a kaid.

The Natural = SELFISH
The Golden Boy = SELFISH
Mr. Sonic = SELFISH
The Texan = SELFISH
Android = SELFISH

by The Pirate on Oct 13, 2009 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

this is why you have 2 kids… so you can make an example out of one

Welcome to Blazers Edge. I see you're new here. please take the time to read the "If You're New to BlazersEdge"post located in the sidebar. Have a swell day

by The Arkitect on Oct 13, 2009 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

I looked at that and said ...meh

that kinda stuff is what spankins are made for…..you only have to do it a couple of times

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Oct 13, 2009 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

I didn't do much spanking

but I was all about embarrassing them in public.

Once Elgin Jr. was whining about not getting candy in the grocery store. I laid down on the floor and started crying just like him. People came up to see what the problem was. The poor little tyke was horrified. He didn’t peep for weeks after that. – Elgin

Without you out there, we're nowhere here

by 22baylor on Oct 13, 2009 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I also didn't do much spanking

I didn’t have to…When I spanked em…they stayed spanked

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Oct 13, 2009 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

she doesn't have much in her cart.

i’d probably grab the stuff, find another cart, and leave the kid holding on. the he’d get up. nothing like a little faux abandonment to keep kids in line.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 13, 2009 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have once emptied a cola can over a kid that kept screaming and pushing the shopping cart into my legs

Worked very well. For like 10 surprise seconds, until the mom started screaming instead of the kid.

"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard

by Norsktroll on Oct 13, 2009 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

shrewd Norsk.

could you play it off as an accident?

by DrivetheLane on Oct 13, 2009 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Kids love me

They always do what I say.

(kisses biceps)

by Mortimer on Oct 13, 2009 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

with lots of gum,

spilled slurpee, and other unidentifiable substances to make an interesting swirling pattern. That floor looks WAY to clean to be a Wallyworld. That lady must have drug that kid around for HOURS!

"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green

by antediluvian on Oct 13, 2009 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

It looks like a whole foods floor to me

Welcome to Blazers Edge. I see you're new here. please take the time to read the "If You're New to BlazersEdge"post located in the sidebar. Have a swell day

by The Arkitect on Oct 13, 2009 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

either stained or integral color… my guess would be integral color cause it wears better in high traffic areas

Welcome to Blazers Edge. I see you're new here. please take the time to read the "If You're New to BlazersEdge"post located in the sidebar. Have a swell day

by The Arkitect on Oct 13, 2009 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

When I worked at target in college

A lady would come in with 2 boys and tie their leashes to the front of her cart and they acted like sled dogs.

by tominhawaii on Oct 13, 2009 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

kid leashes

seem really horrible to me. i always do a double take when i see one attached to a person.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 13, 2009 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I used to feel that way too

But then I had to travel with my manic nephew. The leash was a lifesaver in crowded airports.

by Corvid on Oct 13, 2009 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

like this kid?

sorry for the ad. and sorry to any euro’s that hulu doesn’t work for.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 13, 2009 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

my wife went to a thing at the zoo and a dad with twins tied the two leashes together to see what would happen… hilarity ensued I am told

Welcome to Blazers Edge. I see you're new here. please take the time to read the "If You're New to BlazersEdge"post located in the sidebar. Have a swell day

by The Arkitect on Oct 13, 2009 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Odd injuries in NBA history. Do you think the Kings prepped that physio ball because they really really want to draft John Wall?

"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard

by Norsktroll on Oct 13, 2009 10:54 AM PDT reply actions  

Garcia's a nice player

But I think they were headed that way anyways. Hurting Tyreke would be the way to go to have a better shot at Wall!

by Mortimer on Oct 13, 2009 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

It happened to Eddy Curry last year. Apparently it's more common than one might think.

And I doubt the manufacturer has insurance against multi-millionaires hurting themselves while using their product, so that is somehow excluded from the warranty.

And the Kings don’t want to hurt Tyreke, they first need to try him out. Him and Casspi who will now get a whole lot more time.

"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard

by Norsktroll on Oct 13, 2009 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well these are huge mamajamas putting their body weight on these inflated rubber balls

I hope we got the industrial strength ones. Curry I can understand, but Garcia weights 125 pounds.

by Mortimer on Oct 13, 2009 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

If the Kings draft John Wall someone has to tear down their arena and ruin the Maloof brothers.

A prospect like him should not end up on such desperately awful teams.

The Natural = SELFISH
The Golden Boy = SELFISH
Mr. Sonic = SELFISH
The Texan = SELFISH
Android = SELFISH

by The Pirate on Oct 13, 2009 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

They're bad now...

…but the Maloofs have been willing to pay before, and I like their GM.

by Mortimer on Oct 13, 2009 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

5. Muggsy Bogues, Toronto Raptors — During the 1999-00 season lil’ Muggsy was benched for the second half of a game because he accidentally inhaled muscle ointment at half time. Muggsy had trouble breathing and complained of light-headedness.

What did he think it was?! How do you inhale muscle ointment?!

by Mortimer on Oct 13, 2009 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe some rub against respiratory problems?

"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard

by Norsktroll on Oct 13, 2009 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

It must be a powdered muscle ointment

And Muggsy thought he was getting a halftime “bump”.

by Mortimer on Oct 13, 2009 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dang it dang it dang it!!!!!!!

I just ordered LPBB and after I hit the submit button got a blank page. Is that supposed to happen? Should I get a confirmation email? I haven’t yet. If I do it again are they gonna charge me twice? I hate you NBA.com!

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Oct 13, 2009 11:02 AM PDT reply actions  

Try again

I doubt they would charge you twice, if they did, shoot them an email and get it fixed.

Dear NBA,

Please bring back the real refs. These replacement ones are trash.

by Starvin' Marvin on Oct 13, 2009 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

You should get an email I bet.

Email them as well, let them know it happened. I hear back quickly from then when I had problems before.

by Mortimer on Oct 13, 2009 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

I believe I used the NBA.com message system before

But any way to email them will work. I’d do that before anything else, if you haven’t got a confirmation email.

by Mortimer on Oct 13, 2009 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed with Mort.

It’s not like you’d miss a game tonight if the communication with the NBA took overnight or anything. That way you don’t have to swear a double charge.

by Timmay! on Oct 13, 2009 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I submitted a "ticket" about 1 1/2 hrs. ago. I haven't heard a word.

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Oct 13, 2009 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Give 'em a few.

League Pass is just getting started and they’re probably just ramping up services and support staff now, since games don’t start for two weeks still.

Personally if it was me, I’d give 24 hours for a reply right now, then look for alternative methods. NBA LP BB doesn’t show preseason anyway, so no major rush.

by Timmay! on Oct 13, 2009 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like instant gratification!

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Oct 13, 2009 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

me too

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Oct 13, 2009 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Update. Yipee! My "ticket" is now a "work in progress"!

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Oct 13, 2009 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

coollllll

gratifying!!

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Oct 13, 2009 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

There ya go

Sounds like they’ve acknowledged it and are investigating (or at least have assigned it to someone to investigate)

by Timmay! on Oct 13, 2009 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's always a scary situation.

i’d wait a day and if you get no e-mail, try it again. I’d imagine if you input all the same info, it will tell you whether or not you’ve already ordered. hopefully….

by DrivetheLane on Oct 13, 2009 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Log in.

Click on “My Account”

Click on “View Order History” If you don´t find your order you have to do it again.

by amlmart1 on Oct 13, 2009 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks, Amlmart.

I clicked on “My Account” but I don’t see “View Order History” anywhere.

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Oct 13, 2009 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

I read this when I click on my account:

Account Management

    * View Order History

      Review your past purchases
    * Change Email/Password

      Manage your login information
    * Sign out

      Sign out from the account

by amlmart1 on Oct 13, 2009 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

the zombie invasion will not be stopped with signs

Welcome to Blazers Edge. I see you're new here. please take the time to read the "If You're New to BlazersEdge"post located in the sidebar. Have a swell day

by The Arkitect on Oct 13, 2009 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know, I’m pretty sure I could beat down a zombie with the right sign.

by EvilKaramazov on Oct 13, 2009 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

upon further review, the stake does look substantial…
.
.
which brings to mind this quote from parts unknown “you cannot kill a vampire with an MDF stake”

Welcome to Blazers Edge. I see you're new here. please take the time to read the "If You're New to BlazersEdge"post located in the sidebar. Have a swell day

by The Arkitect on Oct 13, 2009 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

If you ask the Zombie to build something with MDF, the Zombie will kill itself.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Oct 13, 2009 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

hey, i picked up the passion and blood meridian last night… gonna read kavalier and clay first though…

by EvilKaramazov on Oct 13, 2009 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

cool.

i’ll be looking forward to hearing what you think about them. The first time I read The Passion I did it in a 3 hour stretch. Couldn’t put it down.

I actually read about 30 pages of Crime and Punishment last night. haha. I’m gonna finish that book if it’s the last think I do. only 40 more to go!

by DrivetheLane on Oct 13, 2009 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

that’s a good one… here’s something to mull—everyone lives on a certain floor level; that floor level correlates to the same level of hell in Dante’s inferno…. something to think about….

by EvilKaramazov on Oct 13, 2009 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

if i could remember The Inferno

or what floor level people were on, that would be a fascinating thing to look in to. I should re-read The Inferno soon.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 13, 2009 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

use the great brain (interwebs) it’ll give you everything you need (love).

by EvilKaramazov on Oct 13, 2009 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

there's a song by Alice Smith

called Fake is the New Real that has a line about getting love from the internet.

the truth is, Crime and Punishment has been pretty boring for me and a real chore. I’m not sure why I don’t like it but it’s really not my thing at all. I think perhaps I’m too cynical for it so I’m having trouble identifying with Raskalnikov’s inner-turmoil. Plus I’m sure there’s a whole level of Russian social commentary I’m missing simply from lack of knowledge of Russian society (ie using different names for the same people and what each name might mean)

by DrivetheLane on Oct 13, 2009 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

I could see that. I’m not one to recommend dostoyevsky. The original title of the piece was called ‘crossing over’ as in transgression. I think if you can get into the mood of committing a crime for the sake of humanity, you might get better aligned with his character….

by EvilKaramazov on Oct 13, 2009 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah maybe.

the problem I’ve had though (and maybe this is just my lack of comprehension; i haven’t been that tuned in while reading) is that he doesn’t seem to address that particular theme for much of the book. There seems to be way more time devoted to his family issues regarding his sister and the “is it ok to kill someone for the benefit of humanity” angle gets passing mention from time to time.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 13, 2009 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, i think as a writer, he’s very interested weaving all of his themes through family and social interactions—everything seems to happen either in a small crowded room, or in a public square. He was a crazy ol’ man.

by EvilKaramazov on Oct 13, 2009 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sup BEdge

haven’t posted that much, been pretty busy with school, and moving into my new place.

ps. 2 weeks till Opening Night!!!

Notes to Broyposse: "Don't let him pull that move, Don't let him pull that move! That's the move! Ohhhhhhh that's the move!"

by Slickrex on Oct 13, 2009 11:25 AM PDT reply actions  

herro pree

lebron.fanboy

by Starvin' Marvin on Oct 13, 2009 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Arkitect

Thanks for you help!

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Oct 13, 2009 11:25 AM PDT reply actions  

no problem

Welcome to Blazers Edge. I see you're new here. please take the time to read the "If You're New to BlazersEdge"post located in the sidebar. Have a swell day

by The Arkitect on Oct 13, 2009 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Morty, what do you think:

PG
SG
SF
PF
C
U
U
U

i think with 20 teams, it will be tough to have 2 C spots

by broyposse on Oct 13, 2009 11:33 AM PDT reply actions  

I think it's cool

Has Jake been around? I know he had strong feelings about this.

On one hand I like having 2 centers because it WILL be so tough to find 1 good center, let alone 2, and that is reflected in real life for most teams, but at the same time it will be annoying I know…

8 spots seems good for a 20 team league. We’ll still have to fill the roster with plenty of scrubs, I’m sure. That’s the part I look forward to.

I give this lineup my A-OK.

by Mortimer on Oct 13, 2009 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

the other way to do it would be
pg
sg
g
sf
pf
f
c
util

Welcome to Blazers Edge. I see you're new here. please take the time to read the "If You're New to BlazersEdge"post located in the sidebar. Have a swell day

by The Arkitect on Oct 13, 2009 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

That's true, it is another way to do it.

I’m fine with that as well, since the F and G spots pretty much do what the UTIL spot does.

by Mortimer on Oct 13, 2009 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, it just prevents people from hoarding a particular position set… you know how brp gets with is big men

Welcome to Blazers Edge. I see you're new here. please take the time to read the "If You're New to BlazersEdge"post located in the sidebar. Have a swell day

by The Arkitect on Oct 13, 2009 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

In a 20 person league

I dunno how much hoarding there will be, but I am fine with either setup. I see positives in both, for I see the true good in the world.

by Mortimer on Oct 13, 2009 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

thanks

the world ruled by goodness is how i roll

by broyposse on Oct 13, 2009 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

i'll throw in 2 tickets to a game this year

to 1ST place.. if were gonna make things interesting.

Notes to Broyposse: "Don't let him pull that move, Don't let him pull that move! That's the move! Ohhhhhhh that's the move!"

by Slickrex on Oct 13, 2009 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

count me in yo!

Notes to Broyposse: "Don't let him pull that move, Don't let him pull that move! That's the move! Ohhhhhhh that's the move!"

by Slickrex on Oct 13, 2009 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

sorry brew

it was opened a month ago in the JD and it was a first come first apply..

filled up!

but i’ll play in your league

by broyposse on Oct 13, 2009 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

ahhh alright brew.

i’ll make it this week. you ballin tmrw??? gonna pull out my new blazer shorts i bought this weekend.

Notes to Broyposse: "Don't let him pull that move, Don't let him pull that move! That's the move! Ohhhhhhh that's the move!"

by Slickrex on Oct 13, 2009 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

I licked the monitor

it was kinda dusty but well worth it

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Oct 13, 2009 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

did the static make your tongue tingle?

Welcome to Blazers Edge. I see you're new here. please take the time to read the "If You're New to BlazersEdge"post located in the sidebar. Have a swell day

by The Arkitect on Oct 13, 2009 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

not my tongue

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Oct 13, 2009 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

you might want to put them on after you pull them out

Welcome to Blazers Edge. I see you're new here. please take the time to read the "If You're New to BlazersEdge"post located in the sidebar. Have a swell day

by The Arkitect on Oct 13, 2009 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

completely agree

atthough you no ask me for advice.. i agree

by GreatOden'sRaven on Oct 13, 2009 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Someone should take this photo....

….and put Blake’s face on one newspaper and Dre’s on the other….it would be funny..I think

DS could be the little kid at the bottom

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Oct 13, 2009 11:39 AM PDT reply actions  

I'd hope once the games start and we play "for real"

They won’t think about touches so much since they’ll be getting their normal amount of touches.

by Mortimer on Oct 13, 2009 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

That's how I see it

If Oden is playing against Spencer Hawes, he won’t have to ask for the ball, they’ll just give it to him. I think everyone is smart enough to try to exploit mismatches.

by tominhawaii on Oct 13, 2009 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope not

Bynum is lucky to play with a HOF guard who learned the ropes under a dominant big man, and thus knows how to get one involved, and with the best interior passing PF in the game with Gasol. He really doesn’t have a lot to complain about on a team that stacked, with guys who DO pass him the ball.

But Oden needed the ball a lot more last year, and when he has great position he needs it. I wouldn’t call what Bynum had great position, but the announcers say he had it going so he musta’ been playing well.

In the Clippers game, Outlaw missed Oden wide open with great position, and I went DOH DOH DOH. We can’t have that.

by Mortimer on Oct 13, 2009 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

The machine does not need sympathy, machine crush enemy.

The Natural = SELFISH
The Golden Boy = SELFISH
Mr. Sonic = SELFISH
The Texan = SELFISH
Android = SELFISH

by The Pirate on Oct 13, 2009 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s not funny to laugh at other peoples pain

Welcome to Blazers Edge. I see you're new here. please take the time to read the "If You're New to BlazersEdge"post located in the sidebar. Have a swell day

by The Arkitect on Oct 13, 2009 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Temporary malfunction, nothing serious.

The Natural = SELFISH
The Golden Boy = SELFISH
Mr. Sonic = SELFISH
The Texan = SELFISH
Android = SELFISH

by The Pirate on Oct 13, 2009 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow didnt know it was that bad

every nba fan is rooting for him to walk…and get some sex

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Oct 13, 2009 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess I get the whole showing of interest thing.

But is USA Basketball really going to put an inferior player on the team if Roy says he wants to go? That’s awful childish for an organization to have that kind of stance just because he didn’t want to play on their “select team”. It’s not like they need to see if he’s got enough skill for the real team.

Yes! Yes! In the face!

by LeafHawk on Oct 13, 2009 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

you need to coach roy on how to make the moves on the committee—show a little interest, take them to a movie, get to third base, etc…

by EvilKaramazov on Oct 13, 2009 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

then you cut a hole in the box…

Welcome to Blazers Edge. I see you're new here. please take the time to read the "If You're New to BlazersEdge"post located in the sidebar. Have a swell day

by The Arkitect on Oct 13, 2009 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

not what I was expecting… you think they lip synced the speaking parts?

Welcome to Blazers Edge. I see you're new here. please take the time to read the "If You're New to BlazersEdge"post located in the sidebar. Have a swell day

by The Arkitect on Oct 13, 2009 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m worried about the dance moves. you think we can practice the violent abdomen bump?

by EvilKaramazov on Oct 13, 2009 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

absolutely

practice makes perfect

Welcome to Blazers Edge. I see you're new here. please take the time to read the "If You're New to BlazersEdge"post located in the sidebar. Have a swell day

by The Arkitect on Oct 13, 2009 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoa -- the second video in that article was fantastic!

Five minutes worth of Roy’s top plays. Hadn’t seen that before. It gave me chills, and it ain’t the flu.

by Corvid on Oct 13, 2009 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't

As soon as this play happens, I think the rest of the video, “God I $%&*^$% hate Brian Wheeler as an announcer!” And I then I stew over every play he ruins after that. Why the hell does a radio guy get to be the voice over of a play that is obviously on video?

To me, when Brian Wheeler is yelling, it sounds like someone is slowly letting air out of an untied balloon, only they are stretching the neck, to make a retched sound.

by tominhawaii on Oct 13, 2009 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I like it besides that

I cry from sports, I just haven’t gotten chills yet.

by tominhawaii on Oct 13, 2009 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec

Yes! Yes! In the face!

by LeafHawk on Oct 13, 2009 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

why didn't you tell us the electricity was out??!!

We was worried

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Oct 13, 2009 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had 5 bucks on her being murdered.

92 had ten bucks, so he had more reason to wish harm came to you, Corvid.

by Mortimer on Oct 13, 2009 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's not true

I just thought that it was common courtesy to post on the internet any time your power goes out…..that’s all

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Oct 13, 2009 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

is that like calling the phone company to complain that your phone line is out?

Welcome to Blazers Edge. I see you're new here. please take the time to read the "If You're New to BlazersEdge"post located in the sidebar. Have a swell day

by The Arkitect on Oct 13, 2009 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah...something like that

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Oct 13, 2009 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe I’m just old… but I always remember those ads for local phone service saying to call to set up your phone service… before the advent of the cell phone, how did one call to set up phone service if you had none? always bothered me when I was a kid

Welcome to Blazers Edge. I see you're new here. please take the time to read the "If You're New to BlazersEdge"post located in the sidebar. Have a swell day

by The Arkitect on Oct 13, 2009 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I always ask people to "reply if you don't recieve this email"

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Oct 13, 2009 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

You ARE old.

And you use a payphone. DUH.

by Roybot on Oct 13, 2009 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

what if the nearest payphone is several miles away like it was where I grew up?… I think it was like 15 miles to the nearest payphone

Welcome to Blazers Edge. I see you're new here. please take the time to read the "If You're New to BlazersEdge"post located in the sidebar. Have a swell day

by The Arkitect on Oct 13, 2009 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

i'm surprised

you know what a payphone is. you must not really be 18.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 13, 2009 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're right.

I’m 19. A year makes a BIG difference.

by Roybot on Oct 13, 2009 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

ah yes. my mistake.

they must have taught payphones in your remedial us history class your senior year.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 13, 2009 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

SOPHOMORE YEAR THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

There was a payphone at my middle school. That was so totally cool in those days. Before EVERY kid had a cellphone.

by Roybot on Oct 13, 2009 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm surprised

every kid didn’t have a cell phone when you were in middle school. Seems like everyone had a cell phone when I was in high school in the late 90s. About 1998 seems like when everyone got one.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 13, 2009 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really?

Man I must have gone to a poor school, when I got to college even, most of my friends didn’t have cell phones.

That all changed my sophomore year of college though, all of a sudden everyone had a cell-phone. In the space of one year, everyone seemed to get one.

You're saying that they look like they're giving it their all. And you know why they look that way? Because they're bad, and it literally takes them the maximum physical effort to accomplish basic baseball tasks like throwing the ball from short to first. When David Eckstein throws the ball to first base, he has to wind up like a shot-putter, spin around forty-three times, and launch it at an angle 89 degrees from the horizontal. Afterwards, he undergoes an IV drip for a fortnight and he's so out of breath that he requires several months of acupuncture to regain the power of speech. For this we laud him. -Junior of Deadspin on 'scrappy' players

by TheOdenator on Oct 13, 2009 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

by the time i was in college

they were absolutely everywhere. this is about when I decided i was never getting one.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 13, 2009 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think everyone get them at my HS between Soph and Junior year… seemed to go hand in hand with drivers licenses

Welcome to Blazers Edge. I see you're new here. please take the time to read the "If You're New to BlazersEdge"post located in the sidebar. Have a swell day

by The Arkitect on Oct 13, 2009 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

my cousin

had a pager in like 1995. pagers were oddly popular cause they looked really lame i thought. i never got what was cool about them.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 13, 2009 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

so your brother is a drug dealer?

Welcome to Blazers Edge. I see you're new here. please take the time to read the "If You're New to BlazersEdge"post located in the sidebar. Have a swell day

by The Arkitect on Oct 13, 2009 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's pretty much the only reason kids had them

it’s not like they are on call at the local hospice…

14736251

by appel82 on Oct 13, 2009 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

further proof Roybot is a 45 yr old man

Welcome to Blazers Edge. I see you're new here. please take the time to read the "If You're New to BlazersEdge"post located in the sidebar. Have a swell day

by The Arkitect on Oct 13, 2009 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

you’re on the internet

Welcome to Blazers Edge. I see you're new here. please take the time to read the "If You're New to BlazersEdge"post located in the sidebar. Have a swell day

by The Arkitect on Oct 13, 2009 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

SnuuuAPPPP!

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Oct 13, 2009 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

(blinks the tears away)

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Oct 13, 2009 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

HA

"We didn't start the fire. It was always burning. Since the world's been turning." - E. E. Cummings

by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Oct 13, 2009 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU!!

You I can deal with!

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Oct 13, 2009 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

moi?

"We didn't start the fire. It was always burning. Since the world's been turning." - E. E. Cummings

by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Oct 13, 2009 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK are there any bartenders on Bedge?

So I’m wondering if there is anyway that we can figure out a layered drink like this:

Except with the colors red, white, and black for an official Bedger’s Adult Drink.

Does anyone know much about layering drinks?

You're saying that they look like they're giving it their all. And you know why they look that way? Because they're bad, and it literally takes them the maximum physical effort to accomplish basic baseball tasks like throwing the ball from short to first. When David Eckstein throws the ball to first base, he has to wind up like a shot-putter, spin around forty-three times, and launch it at an angle 89 degrees from the horizontal. Afterwards, he undergoes an IV drip for a fortnight and he's so out of breath that he requires several months of acupuncture to regain the power of speech. For this we laud him. -Junior of Deadspin on 'scrappy' players

by TheOdenator on Oct 13, 2009 12:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes...use jello

it works every time

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Oct 13, 2009 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

black jello?

And for that matter white jello?

You're saying that they look like they're giving it their all. And you know why they look that way? Because they're bad, and it literally takes them the maximum physical effort to accomplish basic baseball tasks like throwing the ball from short to first. When David Eckstein throws the ball to first base, he has to wind up like a shot-putter, spin around forty-three times, and launch it at an angle 89 degrees from the horizontal. Afterwards, he undergoes an IV drip for a fortnight and he's so out of breath that he requires several months of acupuncture to regain the power of speech. For this we laud him. -Junior of Deadspin on 'scrappy' players

by TheOdenator on Oct 13, 2009 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Licorice and coconut

hmmm…tasty

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Oct 13, 2009 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

coconut jello? black cherry jello?

Welcome to Blazers Edge. I see you're new here. please take the time to read the "If You're New to BlazersEdge"post located in the sidebar. Have a swell day

by The Arkitect on Oct 13, 2009 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

The white jello part is easy

Panna cotta is basically yogurt or milk mixed with gelatin. Maybe try the same thing with espresso for the black jello? Don’t know what red jello would go with espresso though, flavor-wise.

by Corvid on Oct 13, 2009 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

great call thank you

You're saying that they look like they're giving it their all. And you know why they look that way? Because they're bad, and it literally takes them the maximum physical effort to accomplish basic baseball tasks like throwing the ball from short to first. When David Eckstein throws the ball to first base, he has to wind up like a shot-putter, spin around forty-three times, and launch it at an angle 89 degrees from the horizontal. Afterwards, he undergoes an IV drip for a fortnight and he's so out of breath that he requires several months of acupuncture to regain the power of speech. For this we laud him. -Junior of Deadspin on 'scrappy' players

by TheOdenator on Oct 13, 2009 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

You could make it

Coffee on bottom, a white cream in the middle, and then red maraschino cherry syrup at the top.

That would be disgusting.

by Mortimer on Oct 13, 2009 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s all about density. I can’t think of many good liqours that would include those colors. I think the best way to go might be to drink a mind eraser with a grenadine floater.

by EvilKaramazov on Oct 13, 2009 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

how about an unmixed white russian with a cherry on top?

Welcome to Blazers Edge. I see you're new here. please take the time to read the "If You're New to BlazersEdge"post located in the sidebar. Have a swell day

by The Arkitect on Oct 13, 2009 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the cream with mix; A mind eraser you can have layered briefly before you suck it all down.

by EvilKaramazov on Oct 13, 2009 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

how are you getting white with a mind eraser? the recipes I’ve found are kahlua, tonic water and vodka

Welcome to Blazers Edge. I see you're new here. please take the time to read the "If You're New to BlazersEdge"post located in the sidebar. Have a swell day

by The Arkitect on Oct 13, 2009 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

clear = white… that’s what i was thinking.

I’ve had some drinks with jagger as a floater too—but those are things that are named “train wreck” and “cabbie call”

by EvilKaramazov on Oct 13, 2009 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just found something called a White Ukranian that may fit the bill

1 oz vodka
1 oz Kahlua® coffee liqueur
1 oz Malibu® coconut rum
1 oz Bailey’s® Irish cream
1 oz Frangelico® hazelnut liqueur
1 oz amaretto almond liqueur
6 – 10 oz milk

Welcome to Blazers Edge. I see you're new here. please take the time to read the "If You're New to BlazersEdge"post located in the sidebar. Have a swell day

by The Arkitect on Oct 13, 2009 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

if you can get it to layer

Welcome to Blazers Edge. I see you're new here. please take the time to read the "If You're New to BlazersEdge"post located in the sidebar. Have a swell day

by The Arkitect on Oct 13, 2009 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d like to see who could handle one of those—it’s like eating a pint of ice cream. I wonder if in some circles it’s called the bowel rumbler.

by EvilKaramazov on Oct 13, 2009 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe this is a batch recipe… where LTrain to explain all thing communist when you need him

Welcome to Blazers Edge. I see you're new here. please take the time to read the "If You're New to BlazersEdge"post located in the sidebar. Have a swell day

by The Arkitect on Oct 13, 2009 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

With patience and a good spoon, all layerings are possible.

by idoltime on Oct 13, 2009 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea I wish I knew how far apart the specific density needed to be for them to sit

on top of each other instead of mixing…

You're saying that they look like they're giving it their all. And you know why they look that way? Because they're bad, and it literally takes them the maximum physical effort to accomplish basic baseball tasks like throwing the ball from short to first. When David Eckstein throws the ball to first base, he has to wind up like a shot-putter, spin around forty-three times, and launch it at an angle 89 degrees from the horizontal. Afterwards, he undergoes an IV drip for a fortnight and he's so out of breath that he requires several months of acupuncture to regain the power of speech. For this we laud him. -Junior of Deadspin on 'scrappy' players

by TheOdenator on Oct 13, 2009 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can also get different temporary densities by mixing something and pouring it through a strainer. They do this at beaker and flask, if you want to see some cocktail wizards at work.

by EvilKaramazov on Oct 13, 2009 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

that is a great call.

I’ll have to check that place out.

You're saying that they look like they're giving it their all. And you know why they look that way? Because they're bad, and it literally takes them the maximum physical effort to accomplish basic baseball tasks like throwing the ball from short to first. When David Eckstein throws the ball to first base, he has to wind up like a shot-putter, spin around forty-three times, and launch it at an angle 89 degrees from the horizontal. Afterwards, he undergoes an IV drip for a fortnight and he's so out of breath that he requires several months of acupuncture to regain the power of speech. For this we laud him. -Junior of Deadspin on 'scrappy' players

by TheOdenator on Oct 13, 2009 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I bet if you sat at the bar and talked to the bartenders about if that might be possible, they could spell it out.

by EvilKaramazov on Oct 13, 2009 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

definitely

Sounds like a good excuse for some midweek drinking

You're saying that they look like they're giving it their all. And you know why they look that way? Because they're bad, and it literally takes them the maximum physical effort to accomplish basic baseball tasks like throwing the ball from short to first. When David Eckstein throws the ball to first base, he has to wind up like a shot-putter, spin around forty-three times, and launch it at an angle 89 degrees from the horizontal. Afterwards, he undergoes an IV drip for a fortnight and he's so out of breath that he requires several months of acupuncture to regain the power of speech. For this we laud him. -Junior of Deadspin on 'scrappy' players

by TheOdenator on Oct 13, 2009 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

ummmm...

since when do you need an excuse?

Welcome to Blazers Edge. I see you're new here. please take the time to read the "If You're New to BlazersEdge"post located in the sidebar. Have a swell day

by The Arkitect on Oct 13, 2009 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, research is research

It’s all in the name of science.

by Corvid on Oct 13, 2009 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

FOR SCIENCE!

You're saying that they look like they're giving it their all. And you know why they look that way? Because they're bad, and it literally takes them the maximum physical effort to accomplish basic baseball tasks like throwing the ball from short to first. When David Eckstein throws the ball to first base, he has to wind up like a shot-putter, spin around forty-three times, and launch it at an angle 89 degrees from the horizontal. Afterwards, he undergoes an IV drip for a fortnight and he's so out of breath that he requires several months of acupuncture to regain the power of speech. For this we laud him. -Junior of Deadspin on 'scrappy' players

by TheOdenator on Oct 13, 2009 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want to get drunk w/ bill nye…. SCIENCE!!!!!

by EvilKaramazov on Oct 13, 2009 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I'm going to make my own Sake

I’ve been reading up on it and talk to some relatives, interestingly the brewing process is essentially like beer.

"We didn't start the fire. It was always burning. Since the world's been turning." - E. E. Cummings

by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Oct 13, 2009 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Different sugar contents of the drinks seems to be a key

I have seen one that looked like a beer with a foam crown but was totally different. Didn’t taste all that well though.

"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard

by Norsktroll on Oct 13, 2009 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

black and tan?

That’s kind of what got me started on this.

You're saying that they look like they're giving it their all. And you know why they look that way? Because they're bad, and it literally takes them the maximum physical effort to accomplish basic baseball tasks like throwing the ball from short to first. When David Eckstein throws the ball to first base, he has to wind up like a shot-putter, spin around forty-three times, and launch it at an angle 89 degrees from the horizontal. Afterwards, he undergoes an IV drip for a fortnight and he's so out of breath that he requires several months of acupuncture to regain the power of speech. For this we laud him. -Junior of Deadspin on 'scrappy' players

by TheOdenator on Oct 13, 2009 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looks like a black and tan,

with something incredibly disgusting in the middle.

"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green

by antediluvian on Oct 13, 2009 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

IT'S RAINING

I love the rain. Too bad I am sick as a pistol!

I can’t even make a simile, I’m so sick.

by Mortimer on Oct 13, 2009 12:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Do you have the H1 2 the N1?

"We didn't start the fire. It was always burning. Since the world's been turning." - E. E. Cummings

by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Oct 13, 2009 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe?

Is that the flu? Or AIDs. I think I have both.

by Mortimer on Oct 13, 2009 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds like Swine AIDS

RIP Mortimer

"We didn't start the fire. It was always burning. Since the world's been turning." - E. E. Cummings

by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Oct 13, 2009 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had a good run while it lasted

Just like our Blazers did before that cancer Andre Miller forced his way into Portland.

by Mortimer on Oct 13, 2009 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

amen bruh

"We didn't start the fire. It was always burning. Since the world's been turning." - E. E. Cummings

by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Oct 13, 2009 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

me too

I am not even remotely sick. Everyone else here is just too weak for the advent of this next evolutionary leap; I was going to say I’d miss BRP the most but now I am thinking that I will miss Mortimer the most.

by idoltime on Oct 13, 2009 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm going to Costco...I'm a little scared

"We didn't start the fire. It was always burning. Since the world's been turning." - E. E. Cummings

by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Oct 13, 2009 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh man you're dead

Costco is the home base for germs, I read it in Newsweek.

by Mortimer on Oct 13, 2009 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love eating all those little samples they give out

but the Swine AIDS got me straight trippin boo

"We didn't start the fire. It was always burning. Since the world's been turning." - E. E. Cummings

by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Oct 13, 2009 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude, just accept it

SARS and Bird flu was just the warmup. Swine AIDs got all our numbers.

So try out the frozen meatballs in a BBQ sauce, for tomorrow…. WE DIE.

by Mortimer on Oct 13, 2009 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

When I lived down in Socal I saw Judge Lance Ito outside of Costco

and said the exact same thing to him

"We didn't start the fire. It was always burning. Since the world's been turning." - E. E. Cummings

by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Oct 13, 2009 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

How do you think the story ends?

"We didn't start the fire. It was always burning. Since the world's been turning." - E. E. Cummings

by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Oct 13, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

he went in

then came out 40 min later, $500 poorer.. and baaing?

by GreatOden'sRaven on Oct 13, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

If/when I die

You can be the replacement Mortimer if you wish!

Or, I’ll have you, Tom, Corvid, and Section323 take over for the MortiCo brand name. I’m pretty girly, so it needs to be 50% dames.

by Mortimer on Oct 13, 2009 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I won that!!

Someone else was declared the winner….but I.Won.That

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Oct 13, 2009 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

"We didn't start the fire. It was always burning. Since the world's been turning." - E. E. Cummings

by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Oct 13, 2009 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok I re-read it

Section won

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Oct 13, 2009 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heck yeah, I won

Ol’ Mort’s updated his writing style since then, though. At the time it was so spot on I knew I would win before I even entered. Now, not so much.

by Section323 on Oct 13, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Updated for the worse, I imagine

Those were carefree, innocent days back then.

by Mortimer on Oct 14, 2009 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Guess who won that contest. (Smiles at left shoulder demurely).

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Oct 13, 2009 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

What ...overall?

was that you?

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Oct 13, 2009 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep.

link

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Oct 13, 2009 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I demand a recount!!!

I think I had way too many points

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Oct 13, 2009 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Blazers will wear the special Rip City retro jerseys on Wednesday per BTS

Those were the white ones, right? I liked the version TP wore better.

"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard

by Norsktroll on Oct 13, 2009 12:34 PM PDT reply actions  

i just got tickets, i'm exited

i turned off my mob tweets too, now i get 1% less income in a world that doesn’t matter at all.

14736251

by appel82 on Oct 13, 2009 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then I can re-follow you :)

"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard

by Norsktroll on Oct 13, 2009 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOLY ZACH.

It IS windy. One of the trees in my backyard had a gigantic branch (which is more like half the tree) snapped off and takes up the whole road.

by Roybot on Oct 13, 2009 12:37 PM PDT reply actions  

way to clog traffic.

good going, Roybot.

a little less Bedging and a little more road clearing. You have a chainsaw right?

by DrivetheLane on Oct 13, 2009 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey....this was still on my computer!

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Oct 13, 2009 12:56 PM PDT reply actions  

I mentioned it in one of the Lamar Odom posts, but Salma Hayek is one smart cookie

She married a French guy who is heir to the empire that owns Gucci, Puma, Yves Saint Laurent, Stella McCartney, Alexander McQueen, auction house Christie’s, famous vineyard Chateau Latour, … He is in his 40s and his father in the late 70s.

$6 billion personal fortune, $30+ billion company, and nobody in the US will see it on reality TV. Other actresses get paid to wear a YSL or Gucci dress or shoes, she owns it.

"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard

by Norsktroll on Oct 13, 2009 1:03 PM PDT reply actions  

yes, I hear she has enormous brains

Welcome to Blazers Edge. I see you're new here. please take the time to read the "If You're New to BlazersEdge"post located in the sidebar. Have a swell day

by The Arkitect on Oct 13, 2009 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly. They both were lucky to find each other.

"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard

by Norsktroll on Oct 13, 2009 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

She has enormous gold diggin' skillz

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Oct 13, 2009 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm happy for the rich guy

What’s the point in being rich like dat if you ain’t hooking up with some crazy $%^ hot woman that would be way out of your league if you weren’t rich? Seems like all those fools get divorced at some point. Might as well upgrade like a mother ^$$$ if you’re a rich @#$ dude.

by tominhawaii on Oct 13, 2009 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can I please marry Kaley Cuoco now?

The Natural = SELFISH
The Golden Boy = SELFISH
Mr. Sonic = SELFISH
The Texan = SELFISH
Android = SELFISH

by The Pirate on Oct 13, 2009 1:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes

If I get Audrina

lebron.fanboy

by Starvin' Marvin on Oct 13, 2009 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Deal. Hell, take Fox while you're at it, just get me god damn Cuoco.

The Natural = SELFISH
The Golden Boy = SELFISH
Mr. Sonic = SELFISH
The Texan = SELFISH
Android = SELFISH

by The Pirate on Oct 13, 2009 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

The safest way to not get into Harvard is to never apply

"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard

by Norsktroll on Oct 13, 2009 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Underwhelming

I had to google her and I watched that show last night.

by tominhawaii on Oct 13, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

i agree.

Christina Hendricks is the real deal though.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 13, 2009 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm sticking with the Olsen twins

I am fond of things with a short commitment.

It’s a reason I love rats as pets. Only a 2 year commitment and if you let them out of their cage, they have a lot of personality.

by tominhawaii on Oct 13, 2009 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

KALEY CUOCO IS NOT GREG ODEN

The Natural = SELFISH
The Golden Boy = SELFISH
Mr. Sonic = SELFISH
The Texan = SELFISH
Android = SELFISH

by The Pirate on Oct 13, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Saw that ad today and found her strangely attractive though she doesn't really fit any type

It’s probably one of the better photos of her though. She has a lot of freckles on her chest which while normal looks odd on a model.

"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard

by Norsktroll on Oct 13, 2009 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

She sort of reminds me of a chick dated who was from Israel

I wonder if she is as mean as her

"We didn't start the fire. It was always burning. Since the world's been turning." - E. E. Cummings

by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Oct 13, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why is he not playing NBA Live? Or Jam?

"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard

by Norsktroll on Oct 13, 2009 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Those were post nintendo.

by EvilKaramazov on Oct 13, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

nintendo

had Arch Rivals, which was fun. And Jordan vs Bird.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 13, 2009 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

double dribble was my cup of tea. i also liked blades of glory.

by EvilKaramazov on Oct 13, 2009 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, double dribble was good.

i don’t remember blades of glory. hocky game right? nintendo hockey begins and ends with plain old Nintendo Ice Hockey for me.

1 skinny guy, 2 medium guys, 2 fat guys FTW

by DrivetheLane on Oct 13, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

i played 1 skinny 3 med, one fat

by EvilKaramazov on Oct 13, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

i would have crushed you

with my fat, bruising defense.

that game became a convenient excuse to visit the cute girls who lived in the nearby dorm room freshman year.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 13, 2009 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

cause it sucked so bad??

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Oct 13, 2009 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

are you confusing “it” with “they”? And by bad, you mean in a Mr T kind of baaaaad?

by EvilKaramazov on Oct 13, 2009 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

as in

“This game sucks…I think i will go next door and talk to girls”

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Oct 13, 2009 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

no, i think you’re confused.

by EvilKaramazov on Oct 13, 2009 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

as in,

they have nintendo and ice hockey. i’m going to go over there and hang out with them. i think i would have had a chance with one if she had been single. or had the balls to do something about it. probably more the latter.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 13, 2009 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah.....you wanted to do it with Hockey Girl

check!

(get it?? check !….I crack myself up)

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Oct 13, 2009 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's playing Little League Baseball

I used to have that game when I had my NES system. I sold mine many years ago, but my wife still has the system, along with the power pad.

Yes! Yes! In the face!

by LeafHawk on Oct 13, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

PSSST!!

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Oct 13, 2009 1:18 PM PDT reply actions  

saw that… but it could be any JDer at this point… Marvin or LTrain are likely as is he who shall not be named

Welcome to Blazers Edge. I see you're new here. please take the time to read the "If You're New to BlazersEdge"post located in the sidebar. Have a swell day

by The Arkitect on Oct 13, 2009 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

L-train doesn’t usually join this early in the day, and I think he’s no longer messing with accounts.

Could be Marvin – he’s looking for motivation.

All those Rs and the brevity reminds me of Roybot, but she’d never.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Oct 13, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

whoooooo are you? who who? who who? I really wanna know whoooooooo are you? who who? who who?

by DrivetheLane on Oct 13, 2009 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I bet its Norsktroll – up to the same old shenanigans. Norsk is a card.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Oct 13, 2009 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

My other accounts are Northtroll and Yellow Hummer

"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard

by Norsktroll on Oct 13, 2009 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Perish the thought!

everything always said in jest with a wink. i don’t hate anyone. I was even a fatty apologist during his infamous real.ballers thread.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 13, 2009 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

harder to tell

when people are being serious when it’s just words on a screen. i just don’t want people to think i’m actually being mean or not joking around so when it comes to that, i try to be clear about it. wouldn’t want to hurt anyone’s feelings is all. plus i became a very defensive person over the years. defense wins championships after all.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 13, 2009 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm being serious when I say you hate me.

And when I say that you hurt my feelings. I can’t believe you are so rude.

by Roybot on Oct 13, 2009 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hahahaha

I am never serious about anything.

by Roybot on Oct 13, 2009 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

except your face

Welcome to Blazers Edge. I see you're new here. please take the time to read the "If You're New to BlazersEdge"post located in the sidebar. Have a swell day

by The Arkitect on Oct 13, 2009 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

if she was serious about her face

she’d stop bedging, clean it up, and go outside to see the light of day.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 13, 2009 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

bummer. required classes or stuff you actually want to take?

by DrivetheLane on Oct 13, 2009 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I hate so school

so no class is one I want to take. But it’s psychology so it’s not that bad.

by Roybot on Oct 13, 2009 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

always take an elective

that just seems interesting even if it doesn’t fit your field of study. makes school much more bearable.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 13, 2009 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I took billiards

It was one the best classes.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Oct 13, 2009 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

archery for me.

also softball like 2 or 3 times.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 13, 2009 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

fencing and basketball… I tried to mix something fun in every term

Welcome to Blazers Edge. I see you're new here. please take the time to read the "If You're New to BlazersEdge"post located in the sidebar. Have a swell day

by The Arkitect on Oct 13, 2009 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re giving him what he wants.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Oct 13, 2009 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well damn.

Then no I don’t hate you. SO THERE.

by Roybot on Oct 13, 2009 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

doubtful unless there is a donkey, a midget and a clown suit involved

Welcome to Blazers Edge. I see you're new here. please take the time to read the "If You're New to BlazersEdge"post located in the sidebar. Have a swell day

by The Arkitect on Oct 13, 2009 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

what's the clown suit for?

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Oct 13, 2009 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

the donkey

Welcome to Blazers Edge. I see you're new here. please take the time to read the "If You're New to BlazersEdge"post located in the sidebar. Have a swell day

by The Arkitect on Oct 13, 2009 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

WAIT!

which one is the jackass?

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Oct 13, 2009 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

(this is confusing, go back to one of your other names please)

Welcome to Blazers Edge. I see you're new here. please take the time to read the "If You're New to BlazersEdge"post located in the sidebar. Have a swell day

by The Arkitect on Oct 13, 2009 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

It has to be Timbo, since he is both a L@ker and a Blazer fan.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Oct 13, 2009 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not Timbo's schtick.

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Oct 13, 2009 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

me thinks he doth protest too much

Welcome to Blazers Edge. I see you're new here. please take the time to read the "If You're New to BlazersEdge"post located in the sidebar. Have a swell day

by The Arkitect on Oct 13, 2009 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah.

The creating new screen names shtick is terrible and overplayed.

by Roybot on Oct 13, 2009 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Order in the court!

Marvin, do you have representation?

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Oct 13, 2009 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

you’re back! (I forgot who this really is)

lebron.fanboy

by Starvin' Marvin on Oct 13, 2009 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s me

Welcome to Blazers Edge. I see you're new here. please take the time to read the "If You're New to BlazersEdge"post located in the sidebar. Have a swell day

by The Arkitect on Oct 13, 2009 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's Me... YAY

Welcome to Blazers Edge. I see you're new here. please take the time to read the "If You're New to BlazersEdge"post located in the sidebar. Have a swell day

by The Arkitect on Oct 13, 2009 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Indeedally do it is… YAY

Welcome to Blazers Edge. I see you're new here. please take the time to read the "If You're New to BlazersEdge"post located in the sidebar. Have a swell day

by The Arkitect on Oct 13, 2009 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

that sucks

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Oct 13, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow, that's awful- I hadn't heard.

Its not clear whether he was the driver or the passenger according to this link, but it was a 1 car accident and the car was basically split in half according to this link.

Davies has been a breath of fresh air for US Soccer this year, combining with Jozy Altidore to form the most promising young forward combo the US has ever had.

Obviously tragic for the girl’s family and hopefully Davies is ok. I wonder if alcohol was involved.

by jksnake99 on Oct 13, 2009 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

it happened at 3:15 am and there was a 3rd person in the car, who also suffered a severe injury

I hope alcohol wasn’t involved but I suspect it probobly was.

Davies is expected to need 5 hours of surgery— that sounds bad. Hopefully his career is not over.

by jksnake99 on Oct 13, 2009 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

In a car accident it's very easy to suffer fractures, if not internal organ damage even if it's not life threatening

No idea yet what he has, but I wouldn’t bet on playing any time soon. Though just a hand fracture can easily require 2-3 hours of surgery.

"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard

by Norsktroll on Oct 13, 2009 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

dang… that’s too bad, he was becoming one of my favorites

Welcome to Blazers Edge. I see you're new here. please take the time to read the "If You're New to BlazersEdge"post located in the sidebar. Have a swell day

by The Arkitect on Oct 13, 2009 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, he and Altidore have added a level of joy, excitement and passion to the US play that is usually missing.

Very very sad that such a young women has died and such a promising young (23 years old) player may never play again.

by jksnake99 on Oct 13, 2009 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's terrible.

I feel awful for the family of the girl who was killed.

As for Davies, he’s simply one of the best forward prospects the US has ever produced. I really hope this isn’t the end of his playing career, but more importantly I hope he’s ok in general from the crash.

Yes! Yes! In the face!

by LeafHawk on Oct 13, 2009 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow. I don't know how anyone could survive that based on

photos of the vehicle.

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Oct 13, 2009 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Galarcep tweets that Davies was NOT the driver.

A small measure of consolation for US soccer fans, but not for the friends and family of the deceased.

by jksnake99 on Oct 13, 2009 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wahl tweets that Davies is out of surgery

Still no word from the hospital or US Soccer on the extent of his injuries or the injuries of the 3rd passenger.

by jksnake99 on Oct 13, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

both the deceased woman, Ashley Roberta, and Davies were passengers

Still no word on who the driver was or the condition of Davies or the driver. Davies was out after US team’s curfew.

by jksnake99 on Oct 13, 2009 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Finally an update on Davies' condition. It isn't good news for US Soccer fans.

Via Grant Wahl on twitter:

Davies suffered fractures to his right tibia and femur, as well as his left elbow. He also suffered facial fractures and a lacerated bladder.

Will be hospitalized 1 week. Will need more surgery on elbow and possibly his face.

Titanium rods were inserted in his right tibia and femur.

US Soccer doc says Davies’ injuries usually require 6-12 months recovery & long rehab. Due to his fitness, his chances to play at a high level again improved.

Again, this pails in comparison to the tragedy that a young woman lost her life, but its devastating for Davies as he’ll miss the World Cup and this will badly hurt his promising pro career in France. A very tough blow for US Soccer as he was already an important starter and one of the brightest prospects for the future. Forward is not a deep position for the US so this is a big blow.

by jksnake99 on Oct 13, 2009 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

in our FBB league we start every player on our roster?

"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.

by Cablinasian on Oct 13, 2009 1:36 PM PDT reply actions  

oh ok. I was wondering what happened in case of injury.

"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.

by Cablinasian on Oct 13, 2009 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

If someone is out

You can either drop them and get someone new or hold onto them if they are worth it.

by Mortimer on Oct 13, 2009 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

makes sense with the bench spots… it would be crazy if there was no way to hold on to a player that is dinged for a bit.

"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.

by Cablinasian on Oct 13, 2009 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Plus not everyone plays every day, obviously

So your bench guys get rotated into the starting lineup all the time.

Only on big game nights when everyone plays do you put anyone on the bench.

by Mortimer on Oct 13, 2009 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh, so you set a daily lineup? Not just one for the week?

"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.

by Cablinasian on Oct 13, 2009 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, every single day!

I usually do it at the end of the week, before the next week starts, and just set them all in one sitting, changing it for each day in that week.

Then, if someone gets hurt, a rotation changes, etc, I go and update it…

by Mortimer on Oct 13, 2009 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh, ok. And then it tallies the week’s stats agin your opponent’s stats and determines a…. winner.

"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.

by Cablinasian on Oct 13, 2009 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

yessir

And you compete in the 8 stat categories. Whoever wins more CATEGORIES wins that week.

Your overall record is what the overall standings go by, though. Just winning the week overall isn’t everything.

by Mortimer on Oct 13, 2009 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh, interesting. So if I consistently win 5 categories, but my opponent wins 6, then he still leads me despite the fact that we have the same number of head to head wins.

"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.

by Cablinasian on Oct 13, 2009 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

And then if you have the same overall record

I believe it goes to who won your head to head matchup, and then overall points from stats and whatnot.

by Mortimer on Oct 13, 2009 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

So you still wanna try to win every category and not just the matchup

The good teams just tend to give up on turnovers since the best players get a grip of dem.

by Mortimer on Oct 13, 2009 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

The invention of lying: If basketball players only said the truth

http://www.sbnation.com/2009/10/8/1076492/the-invention-of-lying-nba-truisms

Nice movie by the way, although it could have been much better if they hadn’t turned it into a very conventional romantic comedy for the last part and explored the idea of “what if everyone said the truth even where you don’t expect it” a bit more like they do at the beginning. This way the same joke gets a bit old.

"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard

by Norsktroll on Oct 13, 2009 1:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice movie by the way, although it could have been much better if they hadn’t turned it into a very conventional romantic comedy for the last part

Did you enjoy ‘Ghost Town’? I enjoyed it but had a similar complaint as you do about ‘Lying’.

by Timmay! on Oct 13, 2009 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

i saw Ghost Town a few days ago.

i enjoyed it quite a bit. i love Ricky Gervais though. He can do no wrong.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 13, 2009 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didn't see it

"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard

by Norsktroll on Oct 13, 2009 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you thought 'Invention' was at least decent, check out Ghost Town

It was a pleasant surprise, though it gets conventional a bit toward the end.

by Timmay! on Oct 13, 2009 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I finally sat down and read that link

It’s hit and miss, but some fun stuff. It touched on my frustration with national broadcast announcers:

ESPN Announcer: That was clearly traveling, but in the interest of promoting the overall NBA experience and preserving our ongoing corporate relationship: what a drive by Lebron James. That right there is something he actually invented himself and it’s called a crustacaen step, where he takes three steps in the lane without dribbling the basketball, and then shoots! Just amazing stuff, there, from King James.

by Timmay! on Oct 13, 2009 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

On Sunday, I saw ...

Couples Retreat.

Vince Vaughn, Jon Favreau, and Jason Bateman all gave sound performances in tailor-made roles — which makes sense, since Vaughn and Favreau co-wrote the script — while Kristen Bell is still gorgeous.

Image and video hosting by TinyPic

Now, the fact that Bell is dating Dax Shepard baffles my mind. Then again, that should provide hope to all average looking dudes everywhere.

Regarding the other leading ladies from Couples Retreat, I’d flat-out bet that Swedish-Canadian stunner Malin Akerman is probably more up Norsk’s ally.

Image and video hosting by TinyPic

For me, though, Bell > Akerman every day of the week and twice on Sunday.

Stupid people have stupid ideas.

by AK1984 on Oct 13, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm a Akerman.fanboy

not so much Bell

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 13, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm the opposite

Her face is too wide at the bottom like Stan’s little brother in South Park.

by tominhawaii on Oct 14, 2009 2:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

I could get on board with Kali Hawk too

All three are quality but Bell is better than Akerman. Although Bell needs to step up her nudity. Seen Akerman already

by GreatOden'sRaven on Oct 13, 2009 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Totally happening

"The match in Los Angeles is a good opportunity to begin to demonstrate that we want to make war." Rudy Fernández (translated)

by G_dubs on Oct 13, 2009 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

You sir

are making my sick night at work somewhat tolerable. Gracias

"The match in Los Angeles is a good opportunity to begin to demonstrate that we want to make war." Rudy Fernández (translated)

by G_dubs on Oct 13, 2009 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

You won't believe it

But she’s more my style as well.

by Mortimer on Oct 14, 2009 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh I believe it!

"The match in Los Angeles is a good opportunity to begin to demonstrate that we want to make war." Rudy Fernández (translated)

by G_dubs on Oct 14, 2009 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

yo Posse, got my B-ball league up and sent you a text.

Notes to Broyposse: "Don't let him pull that move, Don't let him pull that move! That's the move! Ohhhhhhh that's the move!"

by Slickrex on Oct 13, 2009 1:39 PM PDT reply actions  

figuring out this FB stuff. Troy Murphy is really good.

"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.

by Cablinasian on Oct 13, 2009 1:46 PM PDT reply actions  

e.g.?

"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.

by Cablinasian on Oct 13, 2009 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

CP3 as a 2nd rounder

Baron 1 spot ahead of CP3. Griffin at #21 overall. Lots of others.

by jksnake99 on Oct 13, 2009 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh man, with Baron you are totally dependent on his mood

If the version from ca. 2007-08 shows up he is great. If the “I hate my coach, when can I make my next movie” version shows up you better take him in a late round.

"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard

by Norsktroll on Oct 13, 2009 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

woah. I generally stay away from rankings, even stuff by Pelton and co. Gotta go with the gut.

"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.

by Cablinasian on Oct 13, 2009 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am going to pay attention to what Pelton says about who is likely to break out or fall off a cliff

otherwise, I’m going to pay more attention to yahoo and ESPN ranks.

BP’s WARP stuff is great but the fantasy hoops rankings don’t pass the sniff test.

by jksnake99 on Oct 13, 2009 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

ESPN has Nic 3 spots ahead of Travis, around 200th best. Also doesn’t sound perfect. Tyrus Thomas just behind LaMarcus and ahead of Z-Bo.

"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard

by Norsktroll on Oct 13, 2009 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tyrus gets blocks, rebounds, and steals

If he plays, he accumulates nice defensive stats.

by Mortimer on Oct 13, 2009 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

as does Iggy. Those players are fun to have.

"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.

by Cablinasian on Oct 13, 2009 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think that I spend enough time following the league to have a general idea of who will be good. Have to look at sites to translate to fantasy, but the fun of it is definitely in using your intuition.

"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.

by Cablinasian on Oct 13, 2009 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

the only point guard in history who has been as good or better than Paul is Magic. He’s special.

"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.

by Cablinasian on Oct 13, 2009 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Corporate propaganda – don’t the Blazers know that we all hate him. It is too late to try to polish him up, and to try to sell us on a “shooting contest”. Yeah right! They might as well said “dunk contest”.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Oct 13, 2009 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was slightly annoyed that Canzano took that fan for his word

Saying Andre dissed him and his daughter at the mall. Canzano could have left it at that, but what was worse what that he kept repeating it over and over and over. He’d bring it up in interviews with other people – as if it were a fact.

Canzano conveniently believed the story of some anonymous person that calls into a radio show, so he could spread it nationwide.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Oct 13, 2009 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

Rec because I agree on all points

Unfortunately John’s not the only one known for taking information from a questionable source, and dispersing it repeatedly. But he makes himself an easy target and deserves the derision it inspires.

by Timmay! on Oct 13, 2009 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mentioned last night that on Courtside Live

Andre was asked about that “incident” at Lloyd Center and he said he hadn’t been to the Lloyd Center yet. But just wait til he does go. I bet he’ll diss 2 kids and their fathers.

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Oct 13, 2009 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I heard he peed on a baby

And punched a WW2 vet in a wheelchair.

by Mortimer on Oct 13, 2009 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

thats radio for u. believe me, i know

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Oct 13, 2009 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

You wouldn’t know anything about radio because you’ve never been on! Oh wait… no nevermind that was someone else.

lebron.fanboy

by Starvin' Marvin on Oct 13, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

What a jerk!

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Oct 13, 2009 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

when he is at the urinals, he always says,

“so this is where all the dicks hang out”

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Oct 13, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

next time he does "Johnny On the Spot"

someone needs to call in with “Straight” or “Gay” and see if he hesitates.
I always wonder cuz he seems to bring up “Anna” alot like he trying to convince everybody

I did not say this. I am not here.

by bow4meow on Oct 13, 2009 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate printers that try to be smart and recognize ink cartridges. Stupid false intelligence.

I’ll buy some old printer again that is dumb and just works.

"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard

by Norsktroll on Oct 13, 2009 2:20 PM PDT reply actions  

We're looking for a networked multifunction printer right now

It’s surprisingly painful to find a reliable full featured printer that’s also energy efficient. I’ll even deal with overpriced ink.

by Timmay! on Oct 13, 2009 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Many manufacturers lose money the second the printer leaves the factory. They only way they can make any money is to charge for the ink.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Oct 13, 2009 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep, I understand that.

I’d simply rather they charge to cover the printer cost (plus profit of course) and make ink reasonably priced.

Not that it will matter as the world becomes increasingly virtual, of course.

by Timmay! on Oct 13, 2009 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

In theory that sounds nice, but in reality, competition doesn't allow it.

In fact it was attempted, but the model didn’t sell to the masses. It was priced out of like models in its range. It could work with a corporate fleet – it is tough for IT Managers to sell the idea to their Purchasing dept.

Actually print volume has continued to rise along with the popularity of the virtual office.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Oct 13, 2009 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I'd looked over the numbers too

Folks like Lexmark broke the curve but making really cheap disposable printers with expensive ink and stole the market, and HP, Canon, and Epson responded. One of those times where massive competition actually created a pain point. I’ll accept that, since the AMD/Intel competition has given me great CPU’s at a cheap price. Call it a wash.

BTW I hadn’t heard that office printing is actually increasing. Very interesting. I still suspect we’ll still move away from paper over time as technology improves and gets cheaper. It’s years into the future still, of course.

We won’t get into the purchasing departments…

by Timmay! on Oct 13, 2009 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I should clarify. Not just office printing necessarily, but cut sheet prints has increased which includes office printing.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Oct 13, 2009 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Purchasing department tend to want low fixed costs (price of the box), not really caring as much about low variable costs (price of the ink).

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Oct 13, 2009 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Indeed.

I had to resist a rant on that, figuring that plenty of us have dealt with that before. :)

by Timmay! on Oct 13, 2009 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Best Buy has a 6 foot Monster USB cable for only $50, sound good?

We can save you money with the Geek Squad branded cable for $25, better?

by Timmay! on Oct 13, 2009 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

That guy has always been funny

I was familiar with his company

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Oct 13, 2009 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

A company that shall remain un-named for which I used to toil

made special ink cartridges for new printers that were only about half full so people would have to shell out money sooner. They make their money off the ink, not the printers.

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Oct 13, 2009 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn you British Petroleum

"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard

by Norsktroll on Oct 13, 2009 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I heard a similar story

When home color printers were invented, the companies realized it would take a long time to buy a new one, so they jacked up the price of the printer cartridges to keep the money flowing.

I can buy a kidney for cheaper than an inkjet cartridge.

by tominhawaii on Oct 13, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, my first one (with Windows that is, had others before) was an HP Deskjet 850C

My mom still uses it, and you can still get ink for it. After like 15 years.

My last two were Epsons, this one has a document feeder that I needed. But it just never is happy with something, and the ink gets emptied like crazy.

"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard

by Norsktroll on Oct 13, 2009 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I never watched it, but I like that original beat, which I’ve heard on a couple other things— always forget about “unwind yourself” and it always takes me a while to refind it.

by EvilKaramazov on Oct 13, 2009 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I’m pretty sure that’s the beat in Sandcastle Disco. They must have all got it from that.

Ed Lover was a pimp!

by tominhawaii on Oct 13, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I watched it as much as possible

I also enjoyed 120 minutes.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Oct 13, 2009 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Funny enough, I wasn't a Yo MTV Raps fan

But “Who’s the Man?” is a guilty pleasure movie for me.

by Timmay! on Oct 13, 2009 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Love" might be too strong

“enjoyed watching it” when it came on TBS and WGN and TNT and whatever.

by Mortimer on Oct 13, 2009 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder if I still have my old MTV raps episodes on VHS

I still remember watching that first episode on tv

"We didn't start the fire. It was always burning. Since the world's been turning." - E. E. Cummings

by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Oct 13, 2009 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

anyone bought the US version of league pass broadband yet?

I think I will go with “League Pass Choice” where you get to pick 7 teams. I will probably go with Portland, Denver, Oklahoma City, LA Lakers, Cleveland, Orlando, Boston.

by jksnake99 on Oct 13, 2009 2:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, they raised the price to $135 (at discount?)

That’s a nasty increase.

I’d still go with the full NBA though. It’s really nice as you start watching different games due to playoff positioning.

by Timmay! on Oct 13, 2009 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Um, why is the international version $149 then?

"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard

by Norsktroll on Oct 13, 2009 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not true, if you happen to be in a country where they have games on national TV those do get blacked out

Our Spanish friends complained about that, and I would too. But ESPN America has no rights for the NBA, and other channels just show magazines because it didn’t pay the bills to have a live announcer in the middle of the night.

"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard

by Norsktroll on Oct 13, 2009 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

dang

so the national games are sometimes unwatchable for our spanish friends, if they aren’t being broadcasted locally too?

14736251

by appel82 on Oct 13, 2009 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

They are unwatchable if you don't also shell out for the pay tv channel that has them

Like Canal+/Sport+ in France. Don’t know which one in Spain, but likely not on free tv or free cable.

"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard

by Norsktroll on Oct 13, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Last year they had, and it was $89 for the standard package

But this year the HD package is about what the standard package was, except that games get archived for 48 hours.

"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard

by Norsktroll on Oct 13, 2009 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just got a message from NBA.com telling me that the

reason my purchase of LPBB didn’t go through is because my previous account is good until Nov. 14th. I fired back an email asking if I could still get the discount after the 14th.

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Oct 13, 2009 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

My cable company wouldn't let me order today

Told me to turn to channel 911 for announcements when it would go on sale. Screw you Oceanic Cable!

by tominhawaii on Oct 13, 2009 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not sure what i am looking at

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Oct 13, 2009 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

The fact that Comcast hasn't provided any useful information as the season approaches

Except to note that it’s “out of season”, even though orders are being taken and we’re two weeks from tip-off.

It’s a reminder that Comcast has a pretty outdated web site. If you want anything, you need to call them directly instead of checking their site.

In Demand is doing a better job though.

by Timmay! on Oct 13, 2009 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah...I see what you mean

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Oct 13, 2009 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep, generally frustrating to search for "Comcast NBA League Pass" and get a placeholder page

You’d think Comcast would want any such search to lead straight to a purchase option.

by Timmay! on Oct 13, 2009 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have been told that they prefer

a live purchase option to avoid confusion regarding blackout issues

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Oct 13, 2009 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

While frustrating, I can get that

But even in that situation, you’d expect their League Pass page to have a phone number.

by Timmay! on Oct 13, 2009 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I get ya

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Oct 13, 2009 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

the electrons have to travel farther

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Oct 13, 2009 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

is there a way to test out blackout zones?

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 13, 2009 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

good question

not an issue for me down in the bay area, but there certainly should be a way to find out.

by jksnake99 on Oct 13, 2009 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

When I ordered the the Direct tv package last week

it was $160 and I told the guy if even one Blazer game is blacked out I dont want it,he looked up my zip code and assured me I get every game for the entire league

by southern oregon on Oct 13, 2009 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Take that with a grain of salt

they are notoriously bad at making the correct call re blackouts

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Oct 13, 2009 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just spoke with an NBA ILP techie and he said it would be impossible to tell me which games/countries will be blacked out.

 Not sure what the situation is for America though.

The Natural = SELFISH
The Golden Boy = SELFISH
Mr. Sonic = SELFISH
The Texan = SELFISH
Android = SELFISH

by The Pirate on Oct 13, 2009 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really, you're in Oregon and assigned to GSW?

That’s weird. I just assumed you were not assigned to any team.

Can you see GSW games there? Or is this like Seattle, who is now assigned to the Blazers’ market, but yet can’t watch Blazer games?

by Timmay! on Oct 13, 2009 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

grrrr. Seattle situation is a touchy subject.

"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.

by Cablinasian on Oct 13, 2009 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah.

Freaking Sonics, Freaking NBA, Freaking Clay Bennett, Freaking Comcast, Freaking Blazer management.

"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.

by Cablinasian on Oct 13, 2009 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m going to buy LPBB and risk them canceling me for working around the blackout.

I think the games are available up here but not on the UW tv plan.

"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.

by Cablinasian on Oct 13, 2009 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am 177 miles away from the Rose Garden.

Ludicrous.

"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.

by Cablinasian on Oct 13, 2009 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I could sworn it was blacked out in GP

I could be wrong though

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Oct 13, 2009 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

nah, 7 teams is enough for me.

90 bucks as opposed to 135 is enough to convice me of that.

by jksnake99 on Oct 13, 2009 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can't blame you for that.

Besides, there will be pbp here for any important game you can’t see.

by Timmay! on Oct 13, 2009 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love just flipping channels between games.

Watching new guys, studying everyone… so fun. I wouldn’t wanna limit myself.

by Mortimer on Oct 13, 2009 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I'll be doing NBA LP on cable too.

It’s nice to just check any game that’s going on.

by Timmay! on Oct 13, 2009 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can't you upgrade it?

I get standard cable in my building and I pay extra for the digital part. If you’re away from home a lot, then what I’m typing is pointless.

by tominhawaii on Oct 13, 2009 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you get more than 1 HD League Pass channel this year?

Here we’ll only get the HD game of the day (or two, early and late). All other games will still be SD.

I also don’t know if they’ll offer both home and away announcers, as listed in this year’s upgrades.

by Timmay! on Oct 13, 2009 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

rethinking my strategy

Cleveland (25 appearances), LA (24), Boston (24), Orlando (24), Denver (24) and San Antonio (21) will be on national tv A LOT and those games aren’t NBA League Pass-able.

As Denver’s a key division rival, I’ll pick them anyway, but I’m not picking LA, Cleveland, Boston or Orlando.

Instead, I think I’ll go with Portland, Denver, Utah, New Orleans, Oklahoma City, Memphis and the Clippers.

by jksnake99 on Oct 13, 2009 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Memphis would be a fascinating team to watch

I suspect I’ll sneak a look at some of their games this season.

by Timmay! on Oct 13, 2009 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

KP2's system has them making the playoffs

I can’t see that happening, but I’m absolutely fascinated to see how that collection of players meshes or detonates.

by jksnake99 on Oct 13, 2009 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't know if you can have two streams simultaneously to different computers.

But it’s worth noting that, even if it’s worked before, if they ever do look for it, they’d probably cut the account off and keep the money.

by Timmay! on Oct 13, 2009 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldn't worry about it. They may only want for accounts with loads of users

You know, like if someone pasted their user/pass here.

Then again, maybe they already cut off multiple streams so this never comes up. I wonder if anyone here has tried it.

by Timmay! on Oct 13, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

It has worked before

My brother has used my online account and we’ve at least once or twice watched something at the same time in different states.

I usually just watch on my TV, and let him watch online… but it was rare. He doesn’t care as much as me.

by Mortimer on Oct 13, 2009 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does that scale at the bottom have earth and mars mixed up?

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Oct 13, 2009 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

if you look at the original it looks ok to me.

by EvilKaramazov on Oct 13, 2009 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re right

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Oct 13, 2009 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Very Kewl.

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Oct 13, 2009 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alright, RAMWO for tomorrow night's game.

I’m curious how they play together, though I think it’s way too soon to decide on any starting lineup, regardless of performance.

by Timmay! on Oct 13, 2009 2:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Oden
Brandon
Andre
Martell
Aldridge

Welcome to Blazers Edge. I see you're new here. please take the time to read the "If You're New to BlazersEdge"post located in the sidebar. Have a swell day

by The Arkitect on Oct 13, 2009 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

change we can believe in

Welcome to Blazers Edge. I see you're new here. please take the time to read the "If You're New to BlazersEdge"post located in the sidebar. Have a swell day

by The Arkitect on Oct 13, 2009 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Backup unit

Outlaw
Przybilla
Rudy
Andre
Howard

"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard

by Norsktroll on Oct 13, 2009 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Andre cannot play with the back-ups and the starters… Gosh… why do you hate Blake so much

Welcome to Blazers Edge. I see you're new here. please take the time to read the "If You're New to BlazersEdge"post located in the sidebar. Have a swell day

by The Arkitect on Oct 13, 2009 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chip chip

Jerryd
Steve
Cunningham
Oden
Travis

"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard

by Norsktroll on Oct 13, 2009 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

The All-BF1-Favorites

Steve
Outlaw
Pendy
Howard
Ime
Assistant Coach Prunty

"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard

by Norsktroll on Oct 13, 2009 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

what I'd like to see on the floor

Blake
Oden
Outlaw
Batum
Someone else

Welcome to Blazers Edge. I see you're new here. please take the time to read the "If You're New to BlazersEdge"post located in the sidebar. Have a swell day

by The Arkitect on Oct 13, 2009 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

This Year, my attention is peaked by
howard
andre
rudy
dante
oden
nate

I want to get to the point, that these blazers with these guys making serious contributions, are going to erect something special.

by EvilKaramazov on Oct 13, 2009 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Rise with us!

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Oct 13, 2009 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

let's hope the refs don't give them the shaft

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 13, 2009 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

#uprise

Welcome to Blazers Edge. I see you're new here. please take the time to read the "If You're New to BlazersEdge"post located in the sidebar. Have a swell day

by The Arkitect on Oct 13, 2009 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think if they just play hard, focus on penetration, make sure everyone gets touches, we will come out on top, night after night.

by EvilKaramazov on Oct 13, 2009 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

All of you are clever, clever, clever! I love the Bedge!

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Oct 13, 2009 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

The expendables

cast:
Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham Mickey Rourke Jet Li Dolph Lundgren Eric Roberts Steve Austin

Trailer

by EvilKaramazov on Oct 13, 2009 3:11 PM PDT reply actions  

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1320253/

Welcome to Blazers Edge. I see you're new here. please take the time to read the "If You're New to BlazersEdge"post located in the sidebar. Have a swell day

by The Arkitect on Oct 13, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is it wrong that I laughed through that entire trailer?

That’s going to be such an awful movie, I may have to see it.

by Timmay! on Oct 13, 2009 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't know why I started expecting action movies to have substance.

The Natural = SELFISH
The Golden Boy = SELFISH
Mr. Sonic = SELFISH
The Texan = SELFISH
Android = SELFISH

by The Pirate on Oct 13, 2009 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heh. I know.

How dare we ask for quality.

This kind of movie is what Netflix is for, though.

by Timmay! on Oct 13, 2009 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

so should I go LP choice or LP premium? 45 bucks and I just dunno.

Meh.

"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.

by Cablinasian on Oct 13, 2009 3:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Blazers, Thunders, Hornets, Spurs, Lakers, Celtics, Magic, Cavs, Clippers…. darn. Nine teams and I ain’t done yet.

"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.

by Cablinasian on Oct 13, 2009 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why Clippers?

Admittedly curious (that goes for anyone who lists the Clippers).

by Timmay! on Oct 13, 2009 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am fascinated with the Clips this year. Baron, when good, is one of the most enjoyable players to watch in the league. I really want the Clips to be good for their fans, and selfishly because I want to see a motivated Baron.

"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.

by Cablinasian on Oct 13, 2009 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Get it all

Ya pay it each month, not all at once, just don’t eat out 1 extra time each month at a fancy restaurant.

by Mortimer on Oct 13, 2009 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I save fifteen if I pay all at once, and I have the cash. It’s jus’ a matter of spending an extra 45 bucks. I’m sure I will in the end, I love the league and all the teams too much to limit myself to the elite teams. I want to see the Clips, Grizzlies (like the movie that is so bad it’s good), Thunder, Warriors, Philly (gotta watch Iggy), Miami, man…. there are so many incredible players.

"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.

by Cablinasian on Oct 13, 2009 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I watched every single team play

I dunno, I think you’d get the most out of it if ya want to. I understand going for less, but I’d only do it if that were the only teams you cared about, and not the price.

by Mortimer on Oct 13, 2009 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Since 45 bucks can be saved in many other ways

If one really wants to watch everyone.

Stop paying a 12 year old Filipino boy to tickle your bum with a feather… that eats away 10 bucks a week at least.

by Mortimer on Oct 13, 2009 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

going to chipotle one less time per month.

That does hurt.

"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.

by Cablinasian on Oct 13, 2009 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

but how will BRP get his walking around money?

Welcome to Blazers Edge. I see you're new here. please take the time to read the "If You're New to BlazersEdge"post located in the sidebar. Have a swell day

by The Arkitect on Oct 13, 2009 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

In your case

You just need to murder 3 more drifters a month to pay for league pass. They usually got enough loose change, and the tax write off when you donate their clothes to goodwill more than makes up for it.

by Mortimer on Oct 13, 2009 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but I feel its kinda iffy

Its pretty stringy, and usually drifters are more robust… it tastes much more like 3rd world orphans no one loved enough to adopt.

by Mortimer on Oct 13, 2009 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

You guys are disgusting.

Now if you put some horsey sauce on that, I could eat it.
I do feel sorry for the horses that have to be sacrificed for that sauce.

Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."

by Blazer1342 on Oct 13, 2009 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

don't feel bad. Right before they got keeled they were thinking Arby's

if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum

by Tyler Durrden on Oct 13, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm getting ILP premium and if they black out any good games then Justin and Ustream are my friends.

Screw you local Mexican television channels.

The Natural = SELFISH
The Golden Boy = SELFISH
Mr. Sonic = SELFISH
The Texan = SELFISH
Android = SELFISH

by The Pirate on Oct 13, 2009 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hee hee sorry

Is it too late to change?

The way mine works, in the past, it was 120 for the early bird special and I pay 40 bucks a month for 3 months.

by Mortimer on Oct 13, 2009 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

It all depends on how much one would use it

Teams like OKC are hardly on national TV and I doubt you’d pick them, but they’re fun to see and realize how truly awful they are.

I know I personally would watch stuff every single night, so it all depends on the individual.

by Mortimer on Oct 13, 2009 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll end up watching parts of games every day probably. I watch them while I do homework and such.

I don’t want a lockout. Please no lockout.

"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.

by Cablinasian on Oct 13, 2009 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

not too late to change

still think I’m going to stick with choice. It will help limit my addiction.

by jksnake99 on Oct 13, 2009 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU'LL REGRET IT

Err uhhh I mean it is up to you, friend.

by Mortimer on Oct 13, 2009 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Type in this code: MORTICO

I get 10% of each premium league pass subscription that uses that code… its why I’m forcing people to pay more money than they want to pay.

by Mortimer on Oct 13, 2009 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

im considering getting it

because during winter break and spring break i wont have cable access… unfortunately i think Corvallis is still in the “blackout zone” so i might have to use my aunt in Sac Town to get it for me :)

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 13, 2009 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

cab why not just buy the TV and get the internet for free?

by GreatOden'sRaven on Oct 13, 2009 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

me too

although i got the Sunday Ticket already.. which is gonna hurt the damn wallet

by GreatOden'sRaven on Oct 13, 2009 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I ain’t gots a tv in my dorm room.

"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.

by Cablinasian on Oct 13, 2009 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

you mean you rich spoiled huskies dont get free HDTVs in your dorm rooms?
at least you get a fully stocked wine bar

:)

by GreatOden'sRaven on Oct 13, 2009 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol, the caviar just isn’t up to the standards I am used to.

"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.

by Cablinasian on Oct 13, 2009 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

sturgeon huh?

thats too bad, i would have thought they would have had the courtesy to use Beluga

by GreatOden'sRaven on Oct 14, 2009 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Why do Americans celebrate Columbus day?

The Natural = SELFISH
The Golden Boy = SELFISH
Mr. Sonic = SELFISH
The Texan = SELFISH
Android = SELFISH

by The Pirate on Oct 13, 2009 3:55 PM PDT reply actions  

and the U.S. Virgin Islands

Welcome to Blazers Edge. I see you're new here. please take the time to read the "If You're New to BlazersEdge"post located in the sidebar. Have a swell day

by The Arkitect on Oct 13, 2009 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s why everyday is Columbus day to me

Welcome to Blazers Edge. I see you're new here. please take the time to read the "If You're New to BlazersEdge"post located in the sidebar. Have a swell day

by The Arkitect on Oct 13, 2009 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnWYPMKRZhw&feature=player_embedded

Welcome to Blazers Edge. I see you're new here. please take the time to read the "If You're New to BlazersEdge"post located in the sidebar. Have a swell day

by The Arkitect on Oct 13, 2009 4:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice, rotowire calls Hedo a bust

Bulllet, meet dodged again

"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard

by Norsktroll on Oct 13, 2009 4:32 PM PDT reply actions  

How can they KNOW that though

Who knows, he might be terrific. He has had a weird career progression after all.

by Mortimer on Oct 13, 2009 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was thinking similar

I get why there’s concerns about Hedo… but wow it’s early in the season to call a player a bust.

by Timmay! on Oct 13, 2009 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here is the reasoning

Turkoglu won’t be a total bust in Toronto, but he’ll likely cost more
than he’s worth. He followed up a career-season with another solid
campaign last year, though his FG percentage dropped down to
41.3. The bigger worry is the change in scenery, something that
often greatly affects a player learning a new system. Turkoglu is
now 30 years old, so don’t be surprised if his spg drop for the
fourth straight season. Moreover, Jose Calderon will likely cut into
his assist numbers, and he’ll see fewer wide open threes with
Dwight Howard no longer a teammate. Let someone else overpay.

"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard

by Norsktroll on Oct 13, 2009 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree with all of that

Is that they say?

It is all likely but no one can be a bust at this point. Not even Oden!

by Mortimer on Oct 13, 2009 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks for the link

Wow, signup may not be available until right before opening tip. They must be rushing through the technical stuff as we type.

The Blazers must have made an awful deal with Comcast, considering the amount of power they gave Comcast over the Blazers’ own games.

by Timmay! on Oct 13, 2009 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

The problem is that it’s awfully long, so Comcast really has no pressure from the Blazers to move quickly and open up the market to the competition.

"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard

by Norsktroll on Oct 13, 2009 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

She’s lump She’s lump
She’s in my head
She’s lump She’s lump
She might be dead

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 13, 2009 5:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Lump was limp and lonely and needed a shove
Lump slipped on a kiss and tumbled into love
She spent her twenties between the sheets
Life limped along at subsonic speeds

if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum

by Tyler Durrden on Oct 13, 2009 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gump sat alone on a bench in the park
“My name is Forrest,” he’d casually remark
Waitin’ for the bus with his hands in his pockets
He just kept sayin’ life is like a box of chocolates

Welcome to Blazers Edge. I see you're new here. please take the time to read the "If You're New to BlazersEdge"post located in the sidebar. Have a swell day

by The Arkitect on Oct 13, 2009 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I changed my name

When you see something that is technically sweet, you go ahead and do it and you argue about what to do about it only after you have had your technical success. That is the way it was with the atomic bomb.
J. Robert Oppenheimer

if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum

by Tyler Durrden on Oct 13, 2009 5:12 PM PDT reply actions  

you say

hey sign with the ducks

Happy birthday to the ground!

by phillyduck23 on Oct 13, 2009 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec (its looking good btw)

gotta get some cheers going for him during the USC game

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Oct 13, 2009 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh ya definitely

does he have a nickname so ppl can pronounce his name?

Happy birthday to the ground!

by phillyduck23 on Oct 13, 2009 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

OWA

keep it simple stupid

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Oct 13, 2009 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

nah he'll sign with OSU

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 13, 2009 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol keep dreaming. we already got a commit from one of the top players in state for 2011. were starting to finally lock up oregon talent. Colt is next btw

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Oct 13, 2009 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

top players in Oregon < top players in Washington.

Jake Locker and Taylor Mays say hey.

"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.

by Cablinasian on Oct 13, 2009 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

ohhhhhhh i don’t think so in 2011. we got a five star (colt) three and at least two four starts (tyson and brennan)

plus were bout to lock up Washington’s top player, Jenkins

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Oct 13, 2009 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

you think UW won’t start pulling serious recruiting classes with Sarkisian?

Oh wait, Sark is already pulling the eighteenth best class in the nation the year after going winless.

"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.

by Cablinasian on Oct 13, 2009 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahahaaha yeah

Washington is going to be a very difficult place to find good recruits at for awhile…

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 13, 2009 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not trying to be annoying UW fan, it’s just fact that they have a good young coach, a good location to recruit to, and nice facilities. They are already signing really good recruits.

"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.

by Cablinasian on Oct 13, 2009 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

i know

i was just saying that considering how the state isn’t big like Cali, finding good recruits is going to be tough for oregon, oregon state, etc. because washington will probably have all of the top ones locked up

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 13, 2009 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

yep. There is so much of the top talent near the Seattle area, too. Those kids are even more likely to go to UW.

"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.

by Cablinasian on Oct 13, 2009 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

uh no.

my point was about the HS talent level in the state, not about recruiting classes

i am willing to make a little sig bet with you. whoever’s team finishes with a better recruiting class gets to choose whats in the other’s sig. and we would do it by rivals rankings, most accurate imo

you down?

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Oct 13, 2009 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

cab is scared!

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Oct 13, 2009 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

hey dougall, what's a good digital slr for around $700?

if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum

by Tyler Durrden on Oct 13, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

what kind of factors are you looking for. the nikon d40x would prob be good in that range. nice and small. but it depends if your looking for performance at a good price, or size etc

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Oct 13, 2009 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

was checking out the d90, which has good mp's

but wasn’t sure about the difference between it and some others with similar mp’s at much higher prices. Mainly looking for something that isn’t crazy complicated but has some manual settings, accepts a wide range of lenses and just takes really good pictures. Size and portability is not the main focus

if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum

by Tyler Durrden on Oct 13, 2009 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

i would go d90 then if u can find one in your range.

i’ve found that video is a really good feature on cameras. i don’t have it on mine. really wishing i did.

there’ll be plenty of lens options with any nikon

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Oct 13, 2009 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

found a d90 for around 700 with 1080p video

might be the one

if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum

by Tyler Durrden on Oct 13, 2009 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

drool

video ftw

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Oct 13, 2009 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got confused cuz you said “we” in reference to the state and not the school.

for the 2011 recruiting class that you are talkin’ about?

"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.

by Cablinasian on Oct 13, 2009 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

naw this year

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Oct 13, 2009 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

nah, it takes a few years for coaches to really recruit. I would bet on 2011, not 2010.

"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.

by Cablinasian on Oct 13, 2009 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

u sure? oregon is ranked in the thirties. udub is at 18. u don’t want that bet

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Oct 13, 2009 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

nah, I think Sark will really start to recruit in 2011. UO still has a little time left.

"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.

by Cablinasian on Oct 13, 2009 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahah we’ll see

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Oct 14, 2009 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

it’ll be a rivalry again.

"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.

by Cablinasian on Oct 14, 2009 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

rivalry restarts this year imo. ya’ll have a chance

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Oct 14, 2009 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

oh absolutely. rivalry game in seattle? There’s a solid chance UW wins.

As far as the program goes, it’ll still be a few years of growing.

"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.

by Cablinasian on Oct 14, 2009 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

for sure. we CAN NOT overlook u like Cal overlooked us when they had USC the next weekend

im sure chip is all over the guys to take it one game at a time

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Oct 14, 2009 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

we shall see. Campus has been buzzing about the UO game for weeks. They are going to be fired up.

"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.

by Cablinasian on Oct 14, 2009 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Colt? who is that?

In terms of in-state recruiting, IMO OSU does a much better job overall; even though we don’t usually get the top recruits

I do like what we found in Poyer and Bishop, those two are going to be very good players for Oregon State

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 13, 2009 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

colt lyerla. kid from hillsboro. probable five star. REALLY likes the ducks

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Oct 13, 2009 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

somebody needs to tell that kid

that receivers who go play in the NFL go to Oregon State

:)

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 13, 2009 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

projects on defense imo. but could play most all non-lineman positions on both sides of the ball. hes a amazing athlete. i want him for linebacker though

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Oct 13, 2009 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

really?

his size says he plays receiver or tight end…

6’5" is extremely tall for a linebacker

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 13, 2009 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

a 6’6’’ LB committed to the ducks this year

Colt would dominate with the right teaching at MLB

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Oct 13, 2009 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

huh

it just seems like that kind of size would be counter productive on a linebacker (ie losing leverage)…

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 13, 2009 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

meh i don't see it like that

brian urlacher is 6’5’’

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Oct 13, 2009 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't understand what the curvatious women post is trying to achieve...

shouldn’t he just have asked one of all those jersey-wearing hotties he wants his gf to ressemble what size they wear and then force her to slimdown or fatten up to match their size?? ORRR he should get her whatever size he think looks appropriate for her and assure her that she should exchange it if it doesn’t fit properly. Either way problem solved.

by fanfaraway on Oct 13, 2009 5:22 PM PDT reply actions  

this is why it's good to know what size your GF wears

if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum

by Tyler Durrden on Oct 13, 2009 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am lazy....who are you?

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Oct 13, 2009 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

ah....not tyerye....good

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Oct 13, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

DONT….CALL…ME….THAT….MOM….!

lebron.fanboy

by Starvin' Marvin on Oct 13, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Oct 13, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes I do

Having presumed nothing about a seemingly nonsensical set of exchanges referencing a mutual friend as and referring to said mutual friend in an uncommon manner, I, following the exchange between you and 92, now understand your said stipulations and the said mutual friend involved in said stipulations.

by idoltime on Oct 13, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

well you were very specific

I think I see where you’re going with it.

lebron.fanboy

by Starvin' Marvin on Oct 13, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

are we mutual friends with said person on FB?

lebron.fanboy

by Starvin' Marvin on Oct 13, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

interesting

I know that I am a FB friend of said person, so if you are then said mutual friend is, in fact, a FB mutual friend.

by idoltime on Oct 13, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

then its settled

you infact know who the said person is and the mutualness of something idk im confusing myself

lebron.fanboy

by Starvin' Marvin on Oct 13, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

glad we arrived at mutual confusion

It’s always interesting to use language for the purpose of stifling the flow of communication.

by idoltime on Oct 13, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec

"We didn't start the fire. It was always burning. Since the world's been turning." - E. E. Cummings

by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Oct 13, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK .........TR

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Oct 13, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

no no no no no

Mooooooooom youre embarrassing me!!

lebron.fanboy

by Starvin' Marvin on Oct 13, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

he just wants pics of hot girls

kinda like LMA’s fake twitter

lebron.fanboy

by Starvin' Marvin on Oct 13, 2009 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought his approach could have been

“Here’s a pic of my gf with some measurements, can some lady of approximately her size tell me what size they wear in jerseys?”

by idoltime on Oct 13, 2009 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would require him to give out pictures of his girl

As opposed to getting pictures of everyone else’s.

I chuckled so hard when I read the post that I showed it to the wife so she could laugh. I’m honestly surprised it wasn’t taken down, except maybe because Dave’s admitted he’ll sometimes let a borderline post stay if he laughed at it. I presume there’s some leeway for all the mods.

by Timmay! on Oct 13, 2009 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

how is the wife doing, by the way? You guys back to normal post-surgery?

"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.

by Cablinasian on Oct 13, 2009 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

She's doing absolutely great

She’s actually doing better now than she ever was prior to the surgery, almost like having a mini super power, which is kind of cool. Healing took longer than expected, but she still healed up nicely. No ill effects at this point.

(Thanks for asking!)

by Timmay! on Oct 13, 2009 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

If I makes you feel better, I've asked about your dog a million times and you also missed it.

But seriously, glad to hear your dog’s doing well too. We’ve dealt with similar problems with our dog (though due to different reasons) so it’s good to hear about any improvement.

by Timmay! on Oct 13, 2009 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

awesome. It always feels good to see people get better.

"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.

by Cablinasian on Oct 13, 2009 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually

I think he made the jersey contest webpage

by tominhawaii on Oct 14, 2009 2:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Or he could just buy a couple different sizes

and return the ones don’t fit. Such a dummy!

by Roybot on Oct 13, 2009 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep.

I’ve been around enough females to know how they roll. I was wondering when someone was going to mention the obvious

"The match in Los Angeles is a good opportunity to begin to demonstrate that we want to make war." Rudy Fernández (translated)

by G_dubs on Oct 13, 2009 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got an email from NBA.com saying if I want to take advantage of

the early sign-up special I can cancel my present subscription, which expires Nov. 14th, and sign up again for the discount. Jeez. Bureaucracy.

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Oct 13, 2009 5:24 PM PDT reply actions  

so my girlfriend needs a new bra

but her boobs vary in size depending on her weight, they have been anywhere from A to D, I need to see which bra will be best for her current bosoms. [ed. note, by popular demand: Feel free to send any pics of your boobs or your girlfriend’s/wife’s boobs with or with out bras on just so i can get a feel for what i should buy her, thanks.]

14736251

by appel82 on Oct 13, 2009 5:36 PM PDT reply actions   4 recs

this feels like a scam, somehow. If it is, shame on you.

"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.

by Cablinasian on Oct 13, 2009 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha

I’m almost tempted to help this man in distress.

by fanfaraway on Oct 13, 2009 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

i'm thinking of posting a fanshot

that would of course get promoted to the main page then to ballhype, then CNN, but nah, not in the mood…

14736251

by appel82 on Oct 13, 2009 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol @trav
@Travis25Outlaw on the Memorial Coliseum game: “Going to have my afro going. Maybe short shorts & long socks, get my Maurice Lucas on!”

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Oct 13, 2009 5:46 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

I'll allow it

if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum

by Tyler Durrden on Oct 13, 2009 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aliens are invading L-Train’s homeland

Ok it may just be a cloud… but at least it looks cool!

lebron.fanboy

by Starvin' Marvin on Oct 13, 2009 6:09 PM PDT reply actions  

The Bible says that in the last days God would given signs in the heaven. This would signify that the return of Jesus is near. If this is a true cosmic revelation it would be one of those signs. Explore the ancient texts of the Bible to know more.

Love.

by L-TrainFTW! on Oct 13, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I always figured Jesus would just sorta appear

kinda like the Great Gazoo. I really doubted he would arrive by space-ship. I’m quite confused now.

I did not say this. I am not here.

by bow4meow on Oct 13, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hei Hei

The Natural = SELFISH
The Golden Boy = SELFISH
Mr. Sonic = SELFISH
The Texan = SELFISH
Android = SELFISH

by The Pirate on Oct 13, 2009 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ni hao Starvin' Marvin Xiansheng

"The match in Los Angeles is a good opportunity to begin to demonstrate that we want to make war." Rudy Fernández (translated)

by G_dubs on Oct 13, 2009 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sup Mr. Starvin Marvin?

Mandarin Chinese

"The match in Los Angeles is a good opportunity to begin to demonstrate that we want to make war." Rudy Fernández (translated)

by G_dubs on Oct 13, 2009 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought mandarin was an orange in a can

if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum

by Tyler Durrden on Oct 13, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

how is that on failblog instead of totally awesome blog

also, no fat chicks

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Oct 13, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHAM BAM SLAM

and its fall

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Oct 13, 2009 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

channel 8 just said

the new interstate bridge is already 68% over budget. And it hasn’t even passed the bidding phase yet.

if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum

by Tyler Durrden on Oct 13, 2009 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

channle 8 got it wrong… bids just came in for the pedestrian bridge over the willamette at 68% higher than what was budgeted… (budgets on public works projects are hard to meet… set a few years before bids go out… the cost of materials fuxuate so much there is no way that the budget set in 2006 is going to be met with all that is required of the project)

Welcome to Blazers Edge. I see you're new here. please take the time to read the "If You're New to BlazersEdge"post located in the sidebar. Have a swell day

by The Arkitect on Oct 13, 2009 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dont think im gonna get to go to the throwback game tomorrow night :(

Unless I feel 10x better by tomorrow night, which is most likely not gonna happen :(

lebron.fanboy

by Starvin' Marvin on Oct 13, 2009 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

hope u feel better T

you were much perkier at the georgia game. try and remember when u got interviewed maybe it’ll make u feel better. u might lose your voice tho

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Oct 13, 2009 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol. u do understand the finer points of body paint

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Oct 13, 2009 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

base coats are important

they will help his visor fly off

lebron.fanboy

by Starvin' Marvin on Oct 13, 2009 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

RIP IT STRAIGHT OFF

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Oct 13, 2009 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

STRAIGHT OFF

haha that dude is hilarious!

lebron.fanboy

by Starvin' Marvin on Oct 13, 2009 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

$10 that dude listens to cannibal corpse

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Oct 13, 2009 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't be too sure

it gets better fast

"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles

by 92wastheyear on Oct 13, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

bout to start a Fantasy Draft,,,,

got the 3rd pick.

Notes to Broyposse: "Don't let him pull that move, Don't let him pull that move! That's the move! Ohhhhhhh that's the move!"

by Slickrex on Oct 13, 2009 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

so that leaves... LIKE DWAYNE WADE,

Notes to Broyposse: "Don't let him pull that move, Don't let him pull that move! That's the move! Ohhhhhhh that's the move!"

by Slickrex on Oct 13, 2009 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

pffftttt.

starts in 4 mins.

Notes to Broyposse: "Don't let him pull that move, Don't let him pull that move! That's the move! Ohhhhhhh that's the move!"

by Slickrex on Oct 13, 2009 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

picked

Wade at 3rd.

Notes to Broyposse: "Don't let him pull that move, Don't let him pull that move! That's the move! Ohhhhhhh that's the move!"

by Slickrex on Oct 13, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

better than KOBE.

Notes to Broyposse: "Don't let him pull that move, Don't let him pull that move! That's the move! Ohhhhhhh that's the move!"

by Slickrex on Oct 13, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

You took Wade after LBJ and CP3?

Yeah, it is better than K.be in all regards.

by idoltime on Oct 13, 2009 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

after 3 picks..

Wade
Harris
Aldridge (a lil reach)

Notes to Broyposse: "Don't let him pull that move, Don't let him pull that move! That's the move! Ohhhhhhh that's the move!"

by Slickrex on Oct 13, 2009 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

if Aldridge has C eligibility it might not be bad

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Oct 13, 2009 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

he does

Notes to Broyposse: "Don't let him pull that move, Don't let him pull that move! That's the move! Ohhhhhhh that's the move!"

by Slickrex on Oct 13, 2009 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just Picked up

Lewis and Bargs

Notes to Broyposse: "Don't let him pull that move, Don't let him pull that move! That's the move! Ohhhhhhh that's the move!"

by Slickrex on Oct 13, 2009 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES

you are gonna kill!

lebron.fanboy

by Starvin' Marvin on Oct 13, 2009 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

then just picked up..

Jeff Green, and Andre Miller..

Notes to Broyposse: "Don't let him pull that move, Don't let him pull that move! That's the move! Ohhhhhhh that's the move!"

by Slickrex on Oct 13, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

ill get em, just for you.

Notes to Broyposse: "Don't let him pull that move, Don't let him pull that move! That's the move! Ohhhhhhh that's the move!"

by Slickrex on Oct 13, 2009 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

so

points, 3 point attempts and turnovers? i can’t think of 3 other things he could do in one game

Happy birthday to the ground!

by phillyduck23 on Oct 13, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

blocks/steals/points

that guy is like the Italian Hakeem!

lebron.fanboy

by Starvin' Marvin on Oct 13, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

just got Sessions and ODEN.

Notes to Broyposse: "Don't let him pull that move, Don't let him pull that move! That's the move! Ohhhhhhh that's the move!"

by Slickrex on Oct 13, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

for as high as he's projected

he’s overrated in fantasy

his strongest categories are the worst categories to use a top pick on. Durant has good percentages, scores, hits 3s and rebounds. Everyone in fantasy can score. Everyone in fantasy can rebound. Those are both categories that can be easily filled. Percentages are next to impossible to control and one player having a bad shooting night or two can wreck your team that week.

Give me CP3 who racks up assists and steals like no one’s business. At number 3, I’ll take Wade who gets assists, steals, blocks(!), all of which are rarer categories and points to boot.

by Magnum on Oct 13, 2009 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

why the pause

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Oct 13, 2009 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

draft bargnani

lebron.fanboy

by Starvin' Marvin on Oct 13, 2009 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

star wars contest at the RG tomorrow

NERD ALERT, NERD ALERT, NERD ALERT, NERD ALERT!
I sensed a great disturbance in the force as if thousands of voices cried out all at once and were suddenly silenced

if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum

by Tyler Durrden on Oct 13, 2009 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

DANG NERDS!!!!!!

if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum

by Tyler Durrden on Oct 13, 2009 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

that shouldn't be problem 4 u

cause ur gonna be at the convention anyways u can just stroll on over to the game a little before tip off

Happy birthday to the ground!

by phillyduck23 on Oct 13, 2009 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was it Greedo or Andre Miller that shot first?

"We didn't start the fire. It was always burning. Since the world's been turning." - E. E. Cummings

by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Oct 13, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

idk who to pick up in fantasy this week

nobody looks like they are going to continue to be good, maybe austin or maclin will be solid but i doubt anyone will have any consistancy

Happy birthday to the ground!

by phillyduck23 on Oct 13, 2009 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Ok I need a new car

I want to get an SUV.. preferably something not overly expensive so I can get all the techy stuff in it. Any suggestions? BuRP, you own a 4Runner right? You like it?

by GreatOden'sRaven on Oct 13, 2009 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Chevy Tahoe's are the ish

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 13, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like they way they look

but i am afraid of buying a GM car again. I also like the Yukon.. but same thing.. I have a Cadillac now and the repairs on it are staggering

by GreatOden'sRaven on Oct 13, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I couldn't tell you about that honestly

I just know my boss has one that is decked out and is ridiculously nice

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 13, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

you live in socal right? why do you need an SUV?

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Oct 13, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

carry dogs

too big for sedan. also im ready to trade mine in right now.
im not getting a van. :)

by GreatOden'sRaven on Oct 13, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey waddya think of this Blue dog food?

if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum

by Tyler Durrden on Oct 13, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

vans rule

fill it with candy and you will have plenty of dates for the duration of the vehicle

dont go cheap and get a tiger on the side; unicorn or nothing

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Oct 13, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Free candy on the side is always a getter. Its like wearing steak underwear to a tiger party.

by GreatOden'sRaven on Oct 13, 2009 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

totally awesome

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Oct 13, 2009 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

1st B-Ball Draft

PG Harris
SG Wade
SF R. Lewis
F J. Green
PF Aldridge
C ODEN
C Bargnani
UT C. Lee
UT Andre Miller
Bn Rudy
Bn N. Kristic
Bn De Blair

Notes to Broyposse: "Don't let him pull that move, Don't let him pull that move! That's the move! Ohhhhhhh that's the move!"

by Slickrex on Oct 13, 2009 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

not bad, but I suspect your Blazer fandom led you to stretch for a few of those picks.

gotta check your homerism at the door if you really want to win in fantasy-land.

by jksnake99 on Oct 13, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

that is a lot of players from one team. Might hurt on 3 game weeks

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Oct 13, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

how many teams in the league

out of curiosity, where is Brand going in these drafts?

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Oct 13, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

on dirty jobs tonight Mike Rowe says a new mattress weighs about 90 pounds.

After ten years the same mattress weighs about 110 pounds.

Mostly dead skin…

if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum

by Tyler Durrden on Oct 13, 2009 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

you're welcome

if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum

by Tyler Durrden on Oct 13, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm sorry about that

just reporting what I heard

if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum

by Tyler Durrden on Oct 13, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

its ok

some of that weight is spider eggs

by GreatOden'sRaven on Oct 13, 2009 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

HEY.

That’s not funny :(

by Roybot on Oct 13, 2009 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

its true though...

flies and moths not so much, the spiders kill them but they are alpha predators and they lay eggs on your mattress where they can hatch in the heat

by GreatOden'sRaven on Oct 13, 2009 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

just cuz you flag it doesnt make it so..

by GreatOden'sRaven on Oct 13, 2009 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow

this needs to not be posted

lebron.fanboy

by Starvin' Marvin on Oct 13, 2009 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

once you see it you cant unsee it….

or look for it around your bed

by GreatOden'sRaven on Oct 13, 2009 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Adblock image, and flag

It’s really not necessary or even ok to post that stuff.

by Timmay! on Oct 13, 2009 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

? really?

are people here really freaked by spiders?

by GreatOden'sRaven on Oct 13, 2009 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Im not

that was just nasty though

lebron.fanboy

by Starvin' Marvin on Oct 13, 2009 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like spiders

and don’t mind graphics of their methods. They kill the bugs, so you don’t have to

"The match in Los Angeles is a good opportunity to begin to demonstrate that we want to make war." Rudy Fernández (translated)

by G_dubs on Oct 13, 2009 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Technically right, because mites are arachnida too

"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard

by Norsktroll on Oct 13, 2009 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

they had some bedbugs in that episode too

i have no idea what they look like but they had to wear hazmat suits

by GreatOden'sRaven on Oct 13, 2009 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got sex off someone from craigslist once. Afterwards I had gained twenty pounds.

Turns out it was feline herpes, a lot of feline herpes

if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum

by Tyler Durrden on Oct 13, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh and she left the gerbils IN

if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum

by Tyler Durrden on Oct 13, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

but dont buy the mattress afterward. It is just unhealthy, and tacky.

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Oct 13, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

breathe it in

if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum

by Tyler Durrden on Oct 13, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

or in Mortimers case

dead finger nails

if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum

by Tyler Durrden on Oct 13, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Water beds don't

Except if they grow algae

"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard

by Norsktroll on Oct 13, 2009 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

can we have a poll guessing at what AK1984 does in his spare time besides pouring over box scores from 1976, ranking celebs by hotness and age, and finding dudes that he compares physically with.

Let’s just see some guesses

I’ll go with helping inner city kids learn how to read good

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Oct 13, 2009 9:17 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

I think he may also fight crime

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Oct 13, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

is keeping his hair stylishly unstyled considered free time?

by idoltime on Oct 13, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s a full time job in the PNW.

Maybe rakish is a good word for AK1984

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Oct 13, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

has anyone here been watching the ESPN 30 for 30 series?

this one, “The Band That Wouldn’t Die”, is fascinating, especially considering the recent events in Seattle

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 13, 2009 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

is that about pearl jam?

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Oct 13, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahah no

It’s about the Baltimore Colts marching band

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 13, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dont think I am going to watch that

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Oct 13, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks everyone for the birthday wishes!

I have been terribly stressed and busy with moving into my new home that I haven’t had time to be on Bedge as much as I like to have been. I’ve been working feverishly to finish everything in time for the season to begin and I should be on here regularly. Thank god my internet is working properly now.

Senior Asian ambassador of Blazers Edge

by Philthyanimal on Oct 13, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Happy Birthday!

if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum

by Tyler Durrden on Oct 13, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

South Park

is must see tv tonight

if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum

by Tyler Durrden on Oct 13, 2009 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

BANG BANG! FINGER BANG BANG!

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 13, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

And girl you know that you’re the only girl for me
Girl
Girl you’re the girl of my, fantasies
You’re my girl you’re my girl, my, giiirl.
Fingerbang!

lebron.fanboy

by Starvin' Marvin on Oct 13, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

dead celebrity ghosts

kyles brother ike gets possessed by the ghost of Michael Jackson, and he is haunted by the ghost of Billy Mays

if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum

by Tyler Durrden on Oct 13, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

really? they are FANTASTIC still

by GreatOden'sRaven on Oct 13, 2009 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

For me, South Park fell quickly starting around season 8.

They still have occasional episodes that I enjoy, but they’re too busy making weird political statements, attacking [insert random popular thing x that the creators dislike], and finding any new way to create shock value. This is much more of a modern invention of the recent years, though they showed signs of it early on.

Personally, I’m bored of Trey and Matt, similar to how bored of I am of Seth McFarlane, who also occasionally still has a fun episode too.

by Timmay! on Oct 13, 2009 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I prefer episodes that comment on current events. Sometimes I like ones that have no semblance of reality to them but I think the fact that they clown on things that annoy me in real life helps me not be so pissed.

Family Guy on the other hand has really gone downhill since it came back, but what I like about it is the randomness. that makes me laugh. the rest of it, meh

by GreatOden'sRaven on Oct 13, 2009 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know Trey and Matt would hate to hear it

But I put them and Seth on a pretty similar level these days. Both should have hung up their current shows and done something fresh with their creativity, or what’s left of it.

Except the Cleveland Show. That was awful.

The problem with using current events for episodes is that it turns them into the equivalent of a late night talk show dialog: It sounds dated within months unless you are big fans of the references.

I’d take Casa Bonita over an episode over a recent dead celebrity, for example.

I’m not saying you’re wrong or anything, it’s all a matter of taste, just giving an alternative perspective. I miss the old South Park. It usually still shows up for one or two episodes per season, I just haven’t been up for slogging through all the random pop culture references (Really? Chipotle?) to find them.

by Timmay! on Oct 13, 2009 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love Casa Bonita. The Homeless Problem slays me.
Imaginationland was magical.

I understand what your saying. Its the Eminem Theory at work. However I thoroughly enjoy them. Some random culture references may not last but some will. I present the Margaritaville Margarita Maker/Economy episode as Evidence 1A

by GreatOden'sRaven on Oct 13, 2009 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Biggest loser poll

Who is the bigger devil: Tracy or Joelle?

by TheTinfoil on Oct 13, 2009 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

This was probably already mentioned but

this movie has Sly Stallone, Jason Statham, Jet Li, Dolph Lundren, Randy Couture, Stone Cold Steve Austin, MIckey Rourke, and Eric Roberts.

Might be the most craptastic movie of all time.

by TheTinfoil on Oct 13, 2009 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

I cant wait till it comes to the $1 theater

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Oct 13, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

i think it will be hilarious

whether that is intentional or not, who knows

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 13, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

the writing seems like the best part

also, Sly Stallone looks weird; he is doing whatever the opposite of aging gracefully is.

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Oct 13, 2009 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

well played

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Oct 13, 2009 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

it is so much more than just a modifier

you’ll just have to watch the trailer

aging shamefully is closer, but it really doesent capture the youth obsession that his plastic surgery face is trying to convey

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Oct 13, 2009 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

All that HGH and everything has made his face so big

He used to have quite a narrow face.

I find the badly dyed goatee most offensive.

No one’s plastic surgery makes me more upset than Burt Reynolds.

by Mortimer on Oct 14, 2009 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

sly looks awful in real life too

i’ve seen him around the cali state capitol a couple times

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 13, 2009 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

what is he doing in sacramento…or should I say excremeto

rimshot

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Oct 13, 2009 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

buddies with ahnuld

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 13, 2009 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

but still, sacramento…C’mon

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Oct 13, 2009 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sacramento is the state capital

"We didn't start the fire. It was always burning. Since the world's been turning." - E. E. Cummings

by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Oct 13, 2009 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

but still, do you have to hang out there? You have to be pretty good friends to go there

(Seriously, you think I dont know that it is the capital? C’mon to you)

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Oct 13, 2009 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

damn dude it's not that bad

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 13, 2009 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes it is

its just minutes from Stockton

by GreatOden'sRaven on Oct 13, 2009 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I freaking love Stockton!

i used to have business in Manteca every week, and I had my choice of staying either in Stockton,. or Modesto. Stockton bay-beeee!

"The match in Los Angeles is a good opportunity to begin to demonstrate that we want to make war." Rudy Fernández (translated)

by G_dubs on Oct 13, 2009 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was trying to be nice

and lie

"The match in Los Angeles is a good opportunity to begin to demonstrate that we want to make war." Rudy Fernández (translated)

by G_dubs on Oct 13, 2009 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Condolences to your wife

and to you if you have to visit the in-laws there

"The match in Los Angeles is a good opportunity to begin to demonstrate that we want to make war." Rudy Fernández (translated)

by G_dubs on Oct 13, 2009 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

not even close

KC sucks because there is nothing there.
Bakersfield sucks but its at least civilized

by GreatOden'sRaven on Oct 13, 2009 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least you are just over the hill from Ventura County

which isn’t too bad for Cali…

"The match in Los Angeles is a good opportunity to begin to demonstrate that we want to make war." Rudy Fernández (translated)

by G_dubs on Oct 13, 2009 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Early 20's for me

which things being relative is about the same thing as mis-spent youth

"The match in Los Angeles is a good opportunity to begin to demonstrate that we want to make war." Rudy Fernández (translated)

by G_dubs on Oct 13, 2009 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was part of the early 60's Rincon crew

We were just ignorant savages with out wetsuits or leash’s but we didn’t know any better

by southern oregon on Oct 13, 2009 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not worthy! I'm not worthy!

I’m talkin late ‘80s. Razor blades in the boards, big fracas’s re: locals / not local…not that I was a surfer. I just body surfed a lot down there. I was from here, and came back when before the ’80’s closed out.

"The match in Los Angeles is a good opportunity to begin to demonstrate that we want to make war." Rudy Fernández (translated)

by G_dubs on Oct 13, 2009 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I lived in Carpenteria for a couple years about 70

And the Rincon scene had gotten ugly enough that I gave up and surfed elsewhere

by southern oregon on Oct 13, 2009 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have spent my fair share of time there, it is certainly not nice

one of the most polluted places in the US

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Oct 13, 2009 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Most polluted US cities
(By short-term particle pollution)
1. Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
2. Fresno, California
3. Bakersfield, California
4. Los Angeles, California.
5. Birmingham, Alabama
6. Salt Lake City, Utah
7. Sacramento, California
8. Logan, Utah
9. Chicago, Illinois
9. Detroit, Michigan

Most polluted US cities
(By ozone pollution)
1. Los Angeles, California
2. Bakersfield, California
3. Visalia, California
4. Fresno, California
5. Houston, Texas
6. Sacramento, California.
7. Dallas-Fort Worth, Texas
8. Charlotte, North Carolina
9. Phoenix, Arizona
10. El Centro, California

Sacramento gets a ton of pollution from SF and they have been known for some sketchy farming practices in the Sacramento valley

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Oct 13, 2009 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

you mean like that stretch of highway

where there is nothing but cows packed in so deep they cant move for MILES?

by GreatOden'sRaven on Oct 14, 2009 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Arnold is the governor still

so where else would he be? I don’t understand why you’re so hung up on Stallone in Sacramento.

I’d rather visit him in Sacramento than Bakersfield, Richmond, and Vallejo.

"We didn't start the fire. It was always burning. Since the world's been turning." - E. E. Cummings

by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Oct 13, 2009 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is a joke about how Sacramento sucks

C’MON

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Oct 13, 2009 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

SORRY FOR TAKING YOU SERIOUSLY

C’MON

"We didn't start the fire. It was always burning. Since the world's been turning." - E. E. Cummings

by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Oct 13, 2009 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

you cmon first

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Oct 13, 2009 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh shut up

"We didn't start the fire. It was always burning. Since the world's been turning." - E. E. Cummings

by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Oct 13, 2009 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

A cacophony of Dwight Jaynes'ez

"The match in Los Angeles is a good opportunity to begin to demonstrate that we want to make war." Rudy Fernández (translated)

by G_dubs on Oct 14, 2009 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Lil Roller and 4 Legs agree

by GreatOden'sRaven on Oct 14, 2009 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

It looks suh-weet

It has EVERYONE.

Why is Jet Li in it? Has his career gone south that much?

by Mortimer on Oct 14, 2009 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

it'll be good

It needs the rock, jean claude, hulk hogan, steven segal, wesley snipes and bruce willis. Then it’d be the GOAT.

by SabasforThree on Oct 13, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ahnuld was originally signed to do it i thought

but they decided to film it before he was out of office

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 13, 2009 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

econ midterms are the worst

not only do you have to remember the material, you also have to remember the formulas and how to use them…

usually it’s one way or the other (math you have to remember the formulas, any other subject you have to remember the material)

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 13, 2009 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Did your team run the Wild Beaver against the Trees last weekend?

"We didn't start the fire. It was always burning. Since the world's been turning." - E. E. Cummings

by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Oct 13, 2009 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah on like the 2nd play

Quizz broke off like a 60 yard run off of it

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 13, 2009 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

sorry caps lock was on and im too lazy to fix it
TINYCHAT: rt @GHOSTHUNTERFANS: @TINYCHAT WE USE YOU EVERY WEEK FOR SYFY’S GHOST HUNTERS. WE’D LIKE TO STREAM AN INVESTIGATION LIVE FROM OUR IPHONES.

Love.

by L-TrainFTW! on Oct 13, 2009 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

tinychat: RT @harknesslabs: @tinychat is the 14th most popular twitter app – http://oneforty.com/popular <— Heck, yes we are! =)

Love.

by L-TrainFTW! on Oct 13, 2009 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

good night sacramento edge

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Oct 13, 2009 11:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Conspiracy? The Blazers changed the press release today from streaming being available to Western Washington to now it saying that i’ts available to Southwest Washington.

I think Seattle is screwed.

"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.

by Cablinasian on Oct 14, 2009 12:00 AM PDT reply actions  

I am willing to pay to watch my Blazers and there is no way for me to do so.

:
(

"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.

by Cablinasian on Oct 14, 2009 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Let me see if I have got this right[Vulcan]

You have a product you want to sell,people want to buy it and you refuse to sell it to them. That is a lame way to do biz fools

by southern oregon on Oct 14, 2009 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

yo prezofdeaf. You get my proposal?

"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.

by Cablinasian on Oct 14, 2009 12:30 AM PDT reply actions  

i thought we should date for a bit first.

Kobe is my profile pic because of this beatdown I received.
Blake > Andre

by prezofdeath on Oct 14, 2009 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

need a new jd

this one is getting a bit slushy. cab, work some of your magic.

by medmelon on Oct 14, 2009 12:49 AM PDT reply actions  

the only topic i can think of right now

deals with the wonders of jet lag and the resulting hallucinations when combined with crazy-spicy-my mouth in on zaching fire-Korean food. So i’ll wait until my brain works properly again and let nice people like you do it. I’m not selfish, unlike b-roy.

by medmelon on Oct 14, 2009 1:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

And travel stories

Such as suffering hallucinations brought on by jetlag, is a more than good enough theme for a junk drawer.

by Mortimer on Oct 14, 2009 1:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

never say never

one week ago you had never made a match report

by medmelon on Oct 14, 2009 1:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

night everybody

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 14, 2009 12:50 AM PDT reply actions  

I think that this JD started the epidemic

People were sick before this, but none of those sick people posted a JD. So, like so many other things, this is all DSox’ fault.

by idoltime on Oct 16, 2009 9:59 AM PDT reply actions  

HEY

I posted one two days earlier when I was sick for BRP’s bday

lebron.fanboy

by Starvin' Marvin on Oct 16, 2009 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

or 3 days?

whatever it was on the 10th which was monday which was the day that i had my worst symptoms which was when i had a 103 fever which was bad.

lebron.fanboy

by Starvin' Marvin on Oct 16, 2009 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

ah damn

So you did this twice to make sure that you got everyone that you didn’t infect the first time? You are truly an evil mastermind, sir.

by idoltime on Oct 16, 2009 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Comments For This Post Are Closed


User Tools

The ultimate coverage and analysis of the Portland Trail Blazers.

FanPosts

Community blog posts and discussion.

Recommended FanPosts

Small
The Blazers Future Regarding Free Agent Signings
Small
Thunderous Manboobies
Img_0878_1__small
Why do we hate LaMarcus Aldridge?
Small
Oregonlive "journalists" 2 new posts...same old drivel
2474796688_7cdc78828f_o_small
Greg Oden Suffers Life-Ending Injury; Gets 3-Year Extension

Recent FanPosts

Small
The Blazers' Future Regarding Trades
Small
WHAT TO DO WITH NIC BATUM BECAUSE WE WILL LOSE HIM IF NOT TRADED.
Small
Trade that helps us out now and the future
Small
How can the All-Star game be more fun and competitive?
Small
Earl Boykins!
Small
LaMarcus Aldridge about to become the 10th highest scorer in Blazers franchise  history
Small
New trade that gets us a new point and a three point shooter
Small
Portland getting.....
Small
The Sun Behind the Clouds: Blazers still on track.

+ New FanPost All FanPosts >

FanShots

Quick hits of video, photos, quotes, chats, links and lists that you find around the web.

Recommended FanShots

It's pretty clear that the season is over already ;)
Double rainbow of sadness:

1) JBay is getting shorter
2) We never got to see him with a mustache

I miss you tiny raptor man.

via The Basketball Jones http://blogs.thescore.com/tbj/2012/02/09/things-of-note-for-february-9-2012/#more-34561
Blazers Broadcasters Mike Barrett and Mike Rice re-enacted NBA referee Scott Foster's controversial goaltending call on Portland Trail Blazers forward LaMarcus Aldridge, who was defending Oklahoma City Thunder All-Star forward Kevin Durant, during this week's edition of Blazers Courtside. Remarkably, no one was injured during the taping of this segment.

Original video of the play here. 
Quotes from the players and coaches here. 
The NBA admitting it got the call wrong here. 
Dave's  extended thoughts here. 
BlazersMakr's FanShot: Major Vegas action on OKC prior to tip here. 
Audio of Chad Doing of 750 AM The Game going HAM on Foster here.

OK, that should just about wrap up the goaltending discussion.

Courtside video via Blazers Broadcasting cameraman John Curry.

-- Ben Golliver | benjamin.golliver@gmail.com | Twitter
In 2008 Tim Donaghy indicated that Scott Foster was a ref that also fixed games
Blazers Owner Paul Allen Ranked No. 3 American Philanthropist In 2011

Recent FanShots

"You Must Be Known For Your Defense, Because You Definitely Stole My Heart"
Bill Simmons: Deron Williams To Dallas 'Is A Lock'
LaMarcus Aldridge Needs Support Around Him
LaMarcus Aldridge Finds Out He's An All-Star With His Teammates
Congratulations to Portland Trail Blazers forward LaMarcus Aldridge, on his first All Star selection.

As seen on www.trailblazers.com
AWoj: Aldridge an All Star
CRAZY stat from Houston game
NBA MVP Rankings... LMA @ #10

+ New FanShot All FanShots >


Editors

Kitten_small Dave

Headshotsmall_small Ben Golliver

Lead Moderators

Getfuzzy-satchel_small Timmay!

Bucky3_small Cablinasian

Authors

Plainlc_small Storyteller

Moderators

Lamb_small T Darkstar

Small douglast

Terryporter_small prezofdeath

Small usmcr3049

Lrg_magpie_small Corvid

Wallpaper_small geoffm