help! jersey's for women

by manzell on Oct 12, 2009 7:44 PM PDT Comment 61 comments

Hey folks,

I know this is a family site, but I need some help. I am trying to purchase a jersey for my girlfriend to wear in situations such as, going to games, going to the bar, weddings, meeting my friends, etc. Anyhow, she is very curvy, of the 36-26-36 variety. Anyhow, i've seen many, many girls looking dead-sexy in jerseys, and I want to know which size will look the best [on my girlfriend]. If you're one of those girls [ed note: send a picture!] or your girlfriend is one of those girls, or your friend/associate/frienemy is one, let me know what size jersey you think fits best. I also want something that will compliment my Red Swingman #7 jersey, so a color/player combo suggest would be cool.

Thanks!

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so let me get this straight

this is a personal ad for curvy ladies to send you pictures with them in blazer unis?

might be better suited for curvyladiesinblazerunis.com. domain name.. available!

GG MFer!
-joel przybilla

by hossticles on Oct 12, 2009 8:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Why did this post make me think of Sir Mix?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dF3-_GTENqY

Still on the Rex bandwagon.

by dan_the_man on Oct 12, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Can you please let us know

how many valid responses you get? I’m an amateur sociologist…

"The match in Los Angeles is a good opportunity to begin to demonstrate that we want to make war." Rudy Fernández (translated)

by G_dubs on Oct 12, 2009 9:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

If nothing else, this is a nice change of pace from the Andre Miller melodrama.

Stupid people have stupid ideas.

by AK1984 on Oct 12, 2009 9:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

This is actually my specialty

So… If you don’t mind please send me a jersey, and I will model it for you, I am told that I am very curvacious.

Good luck friend.

Numerically Blazers Edge is #25

by Outlaw is Rejector on Oct 12, 2009 10:38 PM PDT reply actions 5 recs

rec

Welcome to Blazers Edge. I see you're new here. please take the time to read the "If You're New to BlazersEdge"post located in the sidebar. Have a swell day

by The Arkitect on Oct 12, 2009 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

He speaks the truth

I know this from experience.

Kobe is my profile pic because of this beatdown I received.
Blake > Andre

by prezofdeath on Oct 12, 2009 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

If you look anything like your avatar, I believe it.

Hawt. (See what I did there?)

by Roybot on Oct 12, 2009 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

lessssss go

by dougall5505 on Oct 12, 2009 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

yesss

no longer am i the most desperate BEdger!

/hopes this doesn’t get me banned

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 12, 2009 10:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

hi-5

It’s a proud day for all of us.

by idoltime on Oct 12, 2009 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

i'm moving up in the world!

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 12, 2009 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Next step: bake a cake?

by idoltime on Oct 12, 2009 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

i'm not sure

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

by cloudydays on Oct 12, 2009 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

i like bakin' cakes

Kobe is my profile pic because of this beatdown I received.
Blake > Andre

by prezofdeath on Oct 12, 2009 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

birthday cakes, holiday cakes, chocolate cakes, thanksgiving cakes, wedding cakes, christmas cakes, circle cakes, ice cream cakes, easter cakes, easy cakes, angel cakes….I like bakin’ cakes

Kobe is my profile pic because of this beatdown I received.
Blake > Andre

by prezofdeath on Oct 12, 2009 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Is there really a thanksgiving cake and, if so, can I come over to your house and try one?

by idoltime on Oct 13, 2009 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I thought thanksgiving was pie-time?

I stand corrected.

by ArbyOSU on Oct 13, 2009 9:19 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

i'm curious how many actually know what flick I was referencing

Kobe is my profile pic because of this beatdown I received.
Blake > Andre

by prezofdeath on Oct 14, 2009 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

16 Blocks?

by coolguyrob on Oct 14, 2009 6:17 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

bingo

Kobe is my profile pic because of this beatdown I received.
Blake > Andre

by prezofdeath on Oct 14, 2009 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Wow.

by Roybot on Oct 12, 2009 10:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Surprised this hasnt been deleted yet

Dear NBA,

Please bring back the real refs. These replacement ones are trash.

by Starvin' Marvin on Oct 12, 2009 10:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Why would it be deleted?

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Oct 12, 2009 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

How tall is she?

Curvaceous at 36-24-26?? ha ha only if she’s 5’3

by idoltime on Oct 12, 2009 10:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

OMG

man, Sophia is going to get ahold of this post and….. LOL

Brandon Roy, 'nuff said.

by johnv59 on Oct 12, 2009 11:15 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs

FIREWORKS!!!

Stupid people have stupid ideas.

by AK1984 on Oct 13, 2009 1:12 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I have some pictures that I'm willing to send to you. What's your email?

Love.

by L-TrainFTW! on Oct 12, 2009 11:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Whaaaaaaa?

Jsut post ’em! Sheesh

"The match in Los Angeles is a good opportunity to begin to demonstrate that we want to make war." Rudy Fernández (translated)

by G_dubs on Oct 12, 2009 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Curvaceous girlfriend in a Blazer would look something like this, no?

These gents fully support your request for voluptuous women in Blazers gear

I suppose this is not the fit you are looking for

"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard

by Norsktroll on Oct 13, 2009 1:24 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs

I fully support those gents taking regular showers and washing their clothes.

by ArbyOSU on Oct 13, 2009 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

the women's jersey's are fitted

so make sure you buy one that gives her room for her curves. Probably a M or L if she’s average height and size.

by bustabucket on Oct 13, 2009 6:50 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

but don't you want it to be tight?

Disclaimer: everything I know about basketball I learned on Blazersedge.

by pualo on Oct 13, 2009 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

maybe, maybe not

He may want it tight on her, she may not.

Tight gives you no room to breathe, fitted makes it look nice if you have the right body.

by bustabucket on Oct 13, 2009 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Post some pics of your GF

that will help us make a more “informed” decision

Dear NBA,

Please bring back the real refs. These replacement ones are trash.

by Starvin' Marvin on Oct 13, 2009 7:42 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

I don't think he's going to get (m)any useful responses using that method.

If you know her size just go to a shop assistant and ask for the jersey in that size.
If you don’t know her size look for a woman of your gf’s size in the store and ask her what size she uses (and just in case, lead the question with “I want to buy my gf a jersey”).

by fanfaraway on Oct 13, 2009 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Shhh...

I wonder if this was done tounge n cheek cuz the OP got sick of “Miller this, Miller that”…I don’t know this to be the case, just speculating at a possibility…

"The match in Los Angeles is a good opportunity to begin to demonstrate that we want to make war." Rudy Fernández (translated)

by G_dubs on Oct 13, 2009 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

oh ffa your so gullible

by GreatOden'sRaven on Oct 13, 2009 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

:)

hehe

by GreatOden'sRaven on Oct 13, 2009 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

And you're so cynical! ;)

if he really needed help, I have provided some, if he just wanted pics of girls, I did not send one…

by fanfaraway on Oct 14, 2009 3:57 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

im cynical cuz i know the game. haha
i thought it was a funny post

by GreatOden'sRaven on Oct 15, 2009 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

by TheTinfoil on Oct 13, 2009 6:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

I did some Googling and found these

by tominhawaii on Oct 14, 2009 6:39 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

I got my girlfriend one of these...

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B001LIQGJE

It’s stretchy so it fits women of all shapes and sizes…

by ostateblazer on Oct 14, 2009 11:23 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

that looks very nice

Portland's PG of the Future - Meet John Wall
Treat people well because Karma can hit you at any second.

by Net Ranger on Oct 14, 2009 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I got one of those for my ex

She’s not what you would call curvy, but she has a little meat in her midsection and it was rather snug on her

Blazers win!

by The X-man on Oct 14, 2009 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Don't EVEN get me started.

"We believe" -Rudy Fernandez

by twiggs on Oct 14, 2009 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Start...

I don’t get it.

by ostateblazer on Oct 14, 2009 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I know exactly what you are thinking

and I completely agree.

by Roybot on Oct 15, 2009 12:24 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

hahaha

that makes 3 of us then…

by fanfaraway on Oct 15, 2009 1:12 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

4 of us

We are all thinking that if it’s pink is should be a half shirt, right?

by tominhawaii on Oct 15, 2009 1:13 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

hi-5

by idoltime on Oct 15, 2009 5:08 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

haha

Love.

by L-TrainFTW! on Oct 15, 2009 7:05 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Exactly Tom.

Hawt.

"We believe" -Rudy Fernandez

by twiggs on Oct 15, 2009 7:33 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

so... i'm lost

what is everyone thinking?

"Fernandez, to my eyes, is the Blazer who walks that walk most comfortably. A lot of Portland's fans (egged on, dare I say, by their local broadcasters) lament things like how Ron Artest or Yao Ming get to hit Brandon Roy's arms.

But I suspect Fernandez sees all that and thinks: We get to hit arms! Cool!"

http://myespn.go.com/blogs/truehoop/0-39-135/On-Playoff-Experience.html

"I told Pau the Lakers never win here in Portland; I think it's great." -- Rudy Fernandez

by ratbastird on Oct 15, 2009 8:53 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Tom is trying to be cool and pretend

To know what we are talking about.

Us ladies are commenting on the uuber lame pink Roy jersey.

What idiotic marketing department thinks that female Blazer fans want or need a pink jersey, or a beaded tank top? Just cuz we are girls does NOT mean we have to wear stereo-typical clothing for women at a sporting event. Why can’t they make us a jersey that fits appropriately for women’s hips and boobs that don’t look like they were made by Baby Phat?

And now I just offended everyone who ever bought their girlfriend a Pink and or Bedazzled Blazer uniform. Sorry. That’s why I didn’t want to get started on it.

I’m sure your girlfriends <3 the jerseys and look cute in them. I personally hate the clothing for women (except for the new white female jerseys- the only exception).

"We believe" -Rudy Fernandez

by twiggs on Oct 15, 2009 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs