Fellow Bedgers, please take one...I did and it has helped. Help me help you.

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GREATEST FANSHOT EVER

Dear NBA,

Please bring back the real refs. These replacement ones are trash.

by Starvin' Marvin on Oct 12, 2009 5:17 PM PDT reply actions

Please distribute

to the media.

Brandon Roy, 'nuff said.

by johnv59 on Oct 12, 2009 5:26 PM PDT reply actions

Posse speaks the truth.

by GUnit on Oct 12, 2009 6:26 PM PDT reply actions

I took one. Thank you

"The match in Los Angeles is a good opportunity to begin to demonstrate that we want to make war." Rudy Fernández (translated)

by G_dubs on Oct 12, 2009 7:15 PM PDT reply actions

Crazy Pills?

I didn't mean to turn you on

by dukedee on Oct 12, 2009 8:39 PM PDT reply actions

Beware the blue version of the pills !

The Pryz vs Oden pill gave me a twin tower erection

by chuky on Oct 12, 2009 8:42 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs

Take the blue pill and your journey ends here

Take the red pill and you’ll see how far the rabbit hole goes.

The Kings have the best bench I’ve seen. There are easily 14 guys on this team good enough for every bench in the league. Now if we could only get some starters, I’d totally jizz in my pants.

Kings fan

by dyshooter182 on Oct 12, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions

whoa.

by dario argento on Oct 15, 2009 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions

Link to a bigger picture?

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

by FiveOhThree-RipCity!! on Oct 12, 2009 10:00 PM PDT reply actions

Racism? still a def rec

I'll try anything twice!

by carlitosbonitos on Oct 12, 2009 10:23 PM PDT reply actions

Had to have been there

or at least watching the train wreck…deleted conversation…

"The match in Los Angeles is a good opportunity to begin to demonstrate that we want to make war." Rudy Fernández (translated)

by G_dubs on Oct 12, 2009 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions

I took one of those horse sized Outlaw pills...

didn’t help.

by Ditez on Oct 12, 2009 11:47 PM PDT reply actions

I heard it was suppository

by tominhawaii on Oct 13, 2009 3:34 AM PDT up reply actions

I need to take a break from Bedge

When you start thinking the same thing as Tom before you see he posted it, you know you are in trouble.

I can tell you how to make an Excel spreadsheet that proves Portland wins 62 games this year.

by jscot on Oct 13, 2009 7:03 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs

rec

by tominhawaii on Oct 13, 2009 8:33 AM PDT up reply actions

At least I didn't actually post it

I can tell you how to make an Excel spreadsheet that proves Portland wins 62 games this year.

by jscot on Oct 13, 2009 8:38 AM PDT up reply actions

"We didn't start the fire. It was always burning. Since the world's been turning." - E. E. Cummings

by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Oct 13, 2009 7:41 AM PDT reply actions 13 recs

I wish I could rec this

More than once.

"We believe" -Rudy Fernandez

by twiggs on Oct 13, 2009 7:53 AM PDT up reply actions

hahaha rec-aid

by broyposse on Oct 13, 2009 8:09 AM PDT up reply actions

This is the first season in a few years for the Blazers that could possibly end with serious disappointment. The expectations going into the last few seasons were fairly low (e.g. “I’ll be happy if we just barely make the playoffs”) and nobody really expected that much. But now there is a chance that the Blazer season could possibly end badly. I’m cheering hard for the Blazers, and chugging the Kool-Aid as much as possible. But I’m worried about getting my hopes up too high and ending up bitterly disappointed. [Takes a big swig] Never mind, the Blazers are going to win it all this year! See you on Broadway for the parade!

by unblindloyalty on Oct 13, 2009 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

I'm tempering expectations of my own for this very reason

rec

The Princess of Blazersedge

It just takes an iron fist to keep the riff raff under control and her princess hand is mad strong- Idoltime

by BlazerFan1 on Oct 13, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions

I need to send this to my casual blazer fan friend who texted me after the FIRST pre-season game to say, "Championship this year, seriously!Oden!"

by ArbyOSU on Oct 13, 2009 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions

references to cults are never funny

The Princess of Blazersedge

It just takes an iron fist to keep the riff raff under control and her princess hand is mad strong- Idoltime

by BlazerFan1 on Oct 13, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

To be fair

I bet a lot of people don’t even know what the specific reference is these days, especially young’n’s. This phrase, for better or worse, has become part of the venacular.

"The match in Los Angeles is a good opportunity to begin to demonstrate that we want to make war." Rudy Fernández (translated)

by G_dubs on Oct 13, 2009 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions

Oh good grief

"We didn't start the fire. It was always burning. Since the world's been turning." - E. E. Cummings

by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Oct 13, 2009 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions

Prolly a little too PC

Noted

"The match in Los Angeles is a good opportunity to begin to demonstrate that we want to make war." Rudy Fernández (translated)

by G_dubs on Oct 13, 2009 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions

PC?

It has nothing to do with being PC, it’s your belief that young people wouldn’t know who Jim Jones is.

"We didn't start the fire. It was always burning. Since the world's been turning." - E. E. Cummings

by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Oct 13, 2009 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions

Ok. I stand corrected :-).

"The match in Los Angeles is a good opportunity to begin to demonstrate that we want to make war." Rudy Fernández (translated)

by G_dubs on Oct 13, 2009 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions

that's odd

because I think references to cults are always funny

Hello Dum Dum

by ryryslyry on Oct 13, 2009 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs

I never pass up an opportunity to make fun of huckers and snake oil salemen whenever I get the chance

it’s a shame more people didn’t take the opportunity to discredit guys like Jim Jones or L. Ron Hubbard when they were alive. They probably would hurt far fewer people when they were running around promoting their wingnut beliefs.

"We didn't start the fire. It was always burning. Since the world's been turning." - E. E. Cummings

by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Oct 13, 2009 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions

or Paul & Jesus?

Truth never was or can be propagated by fire and sword - Albert Gallatin
my last.fm

by Zaron5551 on Oct 13, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions

Lots of people tried to discredit Jesus

They even killed Him. And Paul, too, for that matter.

I can tell you how to make an Excel spreadsheet that proves Portland wins 62 games this year.

by jscot on Oct 13, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions

Don't forget the Mormons either!

"We didn't start the fire. It was always burning. Since the world's been turning." - E. E. Cummings

by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Oct 13, 2009 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions

By the way I found some golden tablets in my Cracker Jack

worship me

"We didn't start the fire. It was always burning. Since the world's been turning." - E. E. Cummings

by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Oct 13, 2009 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions

Who could ever forget Saul from Tarsus

he’s up there with Prophet Xenu

"We didn't start the fire. It was always burning. Since the world's been turning." - E. E. Cummings

by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Oct 13, 2009 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions

+1

Disclaimer: everything I know about basketball I learned on Blazersedge.

by pualo on Oct 14, 2009 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions

wrong.

but it’s also not a true reference to a cult. It was flavor-aide

Truth never was or can be propagated by fire and sword - Albert Gallatin
my last.fm

by Zaron5551 on Oct 13, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions

OH YEAH!

"No disrespect to Jeff Blake"

by Eat Politicians on Oct 13, 2009 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions

I can't wait for the "trade post" season to really get rolling.

It’s my favoritest time of the year.

by raoulduke on Oct 13, 2009 10:55 AM PDT reply actions

I already have my trade post season decorations up at home. Nothing warms the cockles of my heart like the whole family gathered around the warm glow of a fresh trade post. My cockles are warming just thinking about it.

The cowards never started
The weak died along the way
Only the strong survived
They were the Trailblazers

by lukeyhere on Oct 13, 2009 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions

Contracts roasting by an open fire

Cap room nipping at your nose….

by raoulduke on Oct 13, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions

lol

My team went to the playoffs in my first year.

by pxilpooshr on Oct 15, 2009 1:00 AM PDT up reply actions

Welll done

Brian Smith could not have said it better.

"Either way we have two phenomenal units. I'm excited to play with either one." - Martell Webster

by lee3022 on Oct 13, 2009 7:48 PM PDT reply actions

I take one one one cause you left me and

Two two two for my family and
3 3 3 for my heartache and
4 4 4 for my headaches and
5 5 5 for my lonely and
6 6 6 for my sorrow and
7 7 for no tomorrow and
8 8 I forget what 8 was for and
9 9 9 for a lost God and
10 10 10 10 for Everything! Everything! Everything! Everything!

"No disrespect to Jeff Blake"

by Eat Politicians on Oct 13, 2009 11:39 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs