Join Ultimate NBA Krew!10!01!! REWARD
by haildablazer on Oct 1, 2009 2:59 AM PDT
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PrintDid you guys hear? Ice T and Ice Cube are getting together for a nice refreshing end of summer concert.
Oh yeah. It's like that.
Football is underway. (Yay?) Baseball is wrapping up. (Yay!) Hockey is a few weeks off. (That's still a sport?) And the Blazers are about to get under way. (Heck Yeah!)
How do you like my J U N K D R A W E R title? Yes, Drawer spelled backwards is Reward.
Whoo, I'm doin good for 3 am.
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As author of Da BOM (Blazer Optimist Manifesto), I hereby certify that we will win 62 games in the regular season. Disagree at your peril.
That's what I meant, obviously
It’s just backwards.
As author of Da BOM (Blazer Optimist Manifesto), I hereby certify that we will win 62 games in the regular season. Disagree at your peril.
I'm glad you made a JD
I was going to make one in an hour if no one stepped up. I was going to axe:
What was your first car?
What Is your current car?
What is your dream car?
by tominhawaii on Oct 1, 2009 5:49 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
carryover junk
Ice Cube was in that gosh awful Ghosts of Mars…. shudder
There are some people who aren’t smart
great poll and Ice T with Ice Cubes joke. But even though the entire title of the JD is a secret message of sorts, I would have enjoyed a real secret message.
Not that I’m going all bow4meow on you or anything. There can be only one, afterall.
Maybe I’ll dedicate the next JD I make on the topic of secret messages.
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
i think you need to focus your time on being the Kevin O’Neil to G.Love’s Chris Wallace
by broyposse on Oct 1, 2009 7:49 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
FFball or real life
They’re losing a lot of games.
"The playoffs now are my grind. My grind for a championship,'' Roy said. "Whatever needs to be done to get there I'm gonna do it.''
Dang, same mistake
FBball
"The playoffs now are my grind. My grind for a championship,'' Roy said. "Whatever needs to be done to get there I'm gonna do it.''
Add Channing Frye to that mix and we're set
for the lottery.
Rec on the O’Neil-Wallace crack.
Just don’t you go out like ‘Zeke’ Thomas.
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
That team has talent. And potential.
To either become the worst-passing team of all time, or surprise people if somehow they should gel.
"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard
Don't overestimate their defense
And unselfish play
if you watch Rambo in reverse, Sly is healing everyone with his magical, bullet-sucking vacuum
by Tyler Durrden on Oct 1, 2009 9:19 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
I wonder what Conley thinks
Any chance of good assist numbers went out the window. Each of those guys gets a pass and…. holds…. the… ball… and… then… shoots… eventually… or… dribbles… a… lot… and… then… shoots…
Even if they weren’t SELFISH, per se, just their offensive styles equal no assists.
But, they’re all selfish.
I can’t wait to schadenfreude it up for the Grizz like I do for the Thunderettes.
They'll surprise some people
They’ll win more than expected.
And they’ll surprise people off the court, too. In some way or other, they will certainly come up with something surprising.
As author of Da BOM (Blazer Optimist Manifesto), I hereby certify that we will win 62 games in the regular season. Disagree at your peril.
How do you define "expected"?
I think they’ll be, no coincidentally, sorta like last year’s Clippers. CAN beat ya with their firepower, but usually just won’t.
Although
Last year’s Clippers has a helluva lot more talent than Memphis.
the 5 pictured above don’t mesh, and then the bench… whoa boy.
And because of the movies, perhaps Gasol and their #2 languish away on the bench not getting developed… which is a sin for young bigs on a horrible team.
And paying the money saved from Pau Gasol to Z-Bo!
"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard
i watched him in Eurobasket. He’d lost weight, but I dunno about being Pauish.
"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.
He probably lost seven lbs of just hair
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
he still has the hair but he does look slim on their media photos
personally, i wouldn’t want to look like either of them
He looks less like the Geico caveman and more like a Geico agent now.
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
My favorite pic from the offseason
So Andrei Kirilenko, a pig, and a jet ski come into a beach bar…
"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard
by Norsktroll on Oct 1, 2009 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
I read he just trimmed his back and chest hair
So the jersey just fits closer to his skin now, making him appear skinny.
I also heard he lost weight but Norskie is right, not to Paul’s level.
I like Marc Gasol a lot and am sad that the Blazers passed up on him 2-3 times. He would be an awesome backup big man. Heck, he rightly can claim wanting to be a starter for a number of teams. Yet his brother is more naturally skilled.
"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard
Yeah, he'll never be as good as his brother
But Marc is more of a real center, and is quite good already in his own right. Not being Pau is no insult.
I know you’ve offered the theory that the college Blazer scouts wanted to have one of their guys selected after our Euro scouts already had a few guys taken… is that something you thought up (the theory makes sense), or is it something you heard from your inside sources?
Usually I’d say “well good players are passed up every draft in the 2nd round, hard to say blah blah blah” but we got a great presence in Europe and we obviously have scouted the Spaniards a few times. Maybe once or twice. It is strange we didn’t draft him.
Not drafting another Euro for internal political reasons makes sense to me.
No that is my theory. But they had drafted Greg, Rudy and Petteri in the first round. Then unfortunately went with McBob and Derrick Byars who they traded immediately away before Gasol was taken by the Lakers. Then the last pick was Taurean Green, so I doubt they were waiting for another big man dropping to them. The Lakers also underrated Gasol, they picked Sun Yue a few spots ahead of him.
To me it was clear after watching Marc and Pau at the world championships in Japan that Marc would be an NBA player like his brother. And at that time he was much heavier and less skilled, but you could see that he was mixing it up under the basket and would be a good defender. He e.g. kept Baby Shaq Shortsanitis in check, who gave the US guys big big trouble. A pro scout must have watched Gasol since his high school days in Memphis, latest after entering the ACB and known he would be good.
"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard
They might have been also afraid neither Rudy nor Marc would ever show up in the NBA, though both talked about that as their dream before so it was pretty unlikely even if it would have taken a few years.
"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard
That's the only thing I can figure
Maybe people doing their homework on Marc figured he didn’t want to come over and be a role player in the USA when he can be a star in the ACB.
I had seen him before that draft and remembered him as a bruiser who wasn’t close to as good as his brother, but a big body who can handle other bigs. I didn’t realize, at the time, how young he was.
Just one of those mysteries I guess.
is that their starting lin-up
conley
ai
mayo
gay
z-bo
that will give up about 150 a game
bayless leaves over my dead body
andre miller>hedo
real.baller
by thomasikehara on Oct 1, 2009 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions
Thabust is working out with the Dream
"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.
Wait I got one
B-roy-poss-SEE?
More like B-roy-poss-BLIND.
by Mortimer on Oct 1, 2009 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
but they'd score at least 100 a game
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
kind of like
this guy. (via AlexisGentry)
Kobe is my profile pic because of this beatdown I received.
Blake > Andre
yeah it took me a minute too.
very well done. photo shop? some of them definitely look like they aren’t but some do, like that last one.
While the title of this Junk is very, very clever ....
….it is too oblique. It was understandable that Cole did not decipher it. I didn’t figure it out until I saw posted that there were two JDs
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
At least Scotty wasn't killed by Ann
as I first suspected
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
yeah i didn't realize it either.
i clicked on this post to kill time until i saw a junk drawer get posted.
i feel bad...but a fight is always fun!
more comments by days end wins
Blazersedge is not a message board, its a lifestyle- Ben
i have to say, we have the two worst JDs ever in one day...EPIC
by broyposse on Oct 1, 2009 8:43 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
haha.
i’m just gonna wait to see where the cool kids hang out and then choose a junk drawer. i’m a follower.
I blame bow4meow.
No particular reason, just not finished giving him heck.
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
don't worry too much
Everyone likes fresh virgin junk even if it isn’t particularly good because you can go brag to all your friends.
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
That's ok
Thanks. I appreciate it. I am too antisocial for fantasy anything. It involves interacting with other humans, and my multislacking queue is full.
Thanks again! Good luck to you!
I get the paper, so I don't care!
im like a ghost
im usually here and cant be seen, but some times i like to mess with people. and I moved yesterday so moving
fire nate before its too late
Haildablazer...you underestimate the dumbness of us JDers...
i seriously thought this was a post to ask people to join a Fantasy Basketball League
me three
"What I'm not looking for is, uh, some big overgrown monster that's always thinkin' about food."
by Starvin' Marvin on Oct 1, 2009 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions
do you watch dancing with the stars?
i saw some glimpse of it last night and it seems really weird….it was tormenting me for some reason
there needs to be a date in the JD title.
"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.
even the wrong date is better than no date
(i.e. dougall’s game thread JD)
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
Also true of his love life
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Oct 1, 2009 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
I did as well
Or maybe a dance krew.
And I’m like OUT OF THIS WORLD smart. But the title is clever, I like it.
+92
billion
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Oct 1, 2009 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions
I succeeded.
Oh yeah.
I had asperations of the least recced and commented, but I’ll settle for a nice JD prank instead.
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on Oct 1, 2009 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions
Although I did forget the date.
That’s a failure right there, but hey, like I said, not bad for 3 am.
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on Oct 1, 2009 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions
thanks for trying though...
we do appreciate having a junk early in the morning…even though we couldn’t decipher it
Oh, I like it better this way.
It’s vastly more amusing.
I did just edit the title to reflect the date, ah, too little too late.
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on Oct 1, 2009 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions
only if Biz does Just a Friend
"What I'm not looking for is, uh, some big overgrown monster that's always thinkin' about food."
by Starvin' Marvin on Oct 1, 2009 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions
RE: Competing Junk Drawers
October 1st, 2009.
Cablinasian Technology Center has found that in past cases of competing “Junk Drawers,” even a Junk Drawer with an earlier time of origin may be ignored due to a lack of a date (any date, really) in the title.
As this Junk Drawer does not contain the date in the title, CTC advises that this Junk Drawer should be deleted in favor of colewagoner’s more conventional Fanpost.
Another barometer that is traditionally used to determine Junk Drawer victors is the “rec” total. This is also in colewagoner’s favor.
Cablinasian
Branch: Cablinasian Research
Cablinasian Technology Center
"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.
this is a hesistant rec since...
i just thought…what if Haildablazer changes the title of his JUNK?
i guess there’s a grace period right?
you can’t change it after tricking people for 4 hours…but then i don’ think he was being malicious
it has been done before. Is it really that original?
"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.
I never knew about KNUJ until the mind blowing investigative report was released
And this one got me too… I thought I was applying to join a dance krew to go on MTV and save community centers.
there will have to be a ruling on whether or not haildablazer can change the title to reflect the date to comply with standards.
"If the Lakers are Hollywood, then we are South Central." - Clipper fan.
I think we are all bedgy enough to be able to handle
TWO junks at once
I get the paper, so I don't care!
This would be like having two JDs rated 5 instead of one rated 10.
However, despite popular misconceptions around here, 5 + 5 < 10
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
and these two JDs are about a 2 each
by broyposse on Oct 1, 2009 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Ouch
True, but ouch.
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
by haildablazer on Oct 1, 2009 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions
Tell that to the Pacers. They split the money - and production - of Jarrett Jack on three players
Popular misconception in the NBA.
"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard
my confusion abounds
"And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make." -The Beatles
by 92wastheyear on Oct 1, 2009 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions
that's not new
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
everyone hear blount will be able to play again
details of what he has to do to be re enstated tomorrow morning
fire nate before its too late
now I think this might have been the better JD
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
BOOM!!!!!
This is now my sig.
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
Well, half of it
For a day.
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
now I think this might have been the better JD
-idoltime @ haildablazer's Join Ultimate Nba Krew!!10!!01!! REWARD Junk Drawer
Was the joke that good? No.
how cool is that!
And not a day or so from having made part of Sophia’s sig.
idol=on fire
"...the primary focus of all obstacles is to induce labor, so progression can be born." - LiL C
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