The Blazers and The Wire
I got this idea from a comment in some post, when someone wrote something about Omar Little, and his famous "indeed" that he drops (there's no way to type that word to do it justice to omar).
So this, along with both teams play hard's playoff preview last year, I'm curious to think of what BE readers think of our team as it corresponds to characters on The Wire.
Obviously, we have to create some ground rules here.
1. If you don't know the characters on The Wire, seek help.
2. Let's (if we can) not factor in the race of the players/characters. (you think Pryz is like Slim Charles? awesome. You want Ike to be Pryz? that's cool too.)
3. Ditto for what ends up happening to the character. So for all the Travis haters out there, don't nominate him for Wallace, just because you want him gone.
I suppose it's only fair that I start out this little campaign. Given his tendancy to be a cold-blooded killer, all about business, and an under-appreciated gangsta with a style that isn't conducive to mainstream appreciation, I would suggest that Brandon Roy's Wire character is Brother Mouzone.
Disagree? Other suggestions?
11 recs |
93 comments
Comments
Now this is what I call a fanpost!
Man, as much as I love this show (the greatest show of all time – not even a question), it’s hard for me to pair characters because they are so beloved for such different reasons. While there are little gems of “good” found in some of the “Wire” characters, it’s really not much, and I certainly didn’t love the show for it’s moral aptitude.
For starters, Oden looks old enough to play Lester - but I don’t know if the demeanor fits. I do, however, picture Oden carving miniatures in his spare time.
It’s hard not to pair Pryz and Pryzbylewski, since they are so simliiar name-wise. I do think, though, that Season 4 “Prez” as a school teacher is certainly like the Vanilla Gorilla we all love. Tough, but sincere.
McNulty/Carcetti – KP: Smarter than most realize, not without his share of faults, and I think it’s safe to say he can probably hold his share of Jameson. He also has the PR skills and hard-nosed chops of Carcetti – who I hated at first but really grew to appreciate as a character.
Lt. Daniels – Coach Monty
Clay Davis – Martell (only cuz I could picture Martell bustin’ out a “Shoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-oooot!” (But not, shoot, as we Wire fans know).
I’ll leave other characters open for other fans.
This is tougher than I thought!
by Griff on Jan 9, 2009 9:36 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Never heard of it
but then, I suspect it’s one of those annoying things on the TV, and I don’t have one.
Life is a lot more peaceful and interesting that way. My brain no longer feels like it wants to commit suicide due to commercials or TERRIBLE programming.
Greg Oden, where posters happen.
by ratbastird on Jan 9, 2009 9:42 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Terrible programming? Like NBA Basketball?
by 50backflips on Jan 9, 2009 10:05 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
that's what the interwebs are for!
Greg Oden, where posters happen.
by ratbastird on Jan 9, 2009 11:47 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
oh but you are so wrong
white people don’t like watching TV, I know.
but they do like the wire.
by northwestj on Jan 9, 2009 10:09 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I keep forgetting that you don't have a TV
I also keep forgetting to tell you that I admire that, big time. I’ve spent biggish periods of my life without a TV and feel blessed.
Oops! Gotta go now! Local news is on!
by Corvid on Jan 9, 2009 10:34 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
You Would Enjoy The Wire...
I don’t have television either but I have all 5 seasons of the Wire on DVD.
by FeelTheLove on Jan 9, 2009 9:46 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Just to like, look at?
Read the little booklets? Frisbee?
Rudy, Rudy, Rudy,
Roy, Roy, Roy!
by joelor on Jan 9, 2009 2:10 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Most PC's have a DVD player

Elizabeth had a partner and he had a rap from the cops, Him and Lenny Suckerpunch were just out Tooling around
by Lizzy Lowblow on Jan 10, 2009 11:01 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Nice post!
This is fun. Let’s see…
Jerryd Bayless = Marlo Stanield
- Early stage Marlo at this point, but Rex is the emotionless killer new to the game. He will take over, and there will be causalties – it’s just a matter of time
Bayless has been testing the fences for weaknesses
by blazeraddict on Jan 9, 2009 9:51 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
That is absolutely true
That might be the best post or response in the history of BE HOF. Do we have one of those yet, like a little file you keep for awesome reader input Ben?
by RipCityRhapsody83 on Jan 11, 2009 3:11 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Channing = Randy Wagstaff: Nice kid, enterprising, quiick witted, would fit well in another situation and you want it to work out for him, but it won’t happen in his current situation
LMA = Michael Lee: He trusts nobody, high potential, but you wonder if he’ll reach it
Bayless has been testing the fences for weaknesses
by blazeraddict on Jan 9, 2009 9:56 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
agreed
-1,000
Ben will support this thread
by Griff on Jan 9, 2009 10:04 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
wow griff
Ben will support this thread
you can see the future
by northwestj on Jan 12, 2009 9:49 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Boo
Best show ever
Bayless has been testing the fences for weaknesses
by blazeraddict on Jan 9, 2009 10:51 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
They're just inescapable
I never thought I’d have to deal with them on a Blazers site.
by robrun2 on Jan 9, 2009 11:15 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
i suppose
this makes me happy i don’t even know what it is.
Greg Oden, where posters happen.
by ratbastird on Jan 9, 2009 11:48 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Von Wafer is Herc. I don’t know, I was just trying to think of a turn-coat.
Travis is WeeBey. I only say this because of how lustfully Weebey was eating all that food and confessing to thousands of crimes.
by 50backflips on Jan 9, 2009 10:11 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
I just had the expansionist idea
of adding former blazers.
clyde=lester freeman?
duck=bunk?
too many possibilities.
by northwestj on Jan 9, 2009 10:12 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
z-bo=bunk (both chunky and dirty dudes...)
Catalina-Wine-Mixer.
by ArbyOSU on Jan 9, 2009 10:20 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
not to double post, but
bob whitsett = bill rawls
do whatever it takes to juke the stats which might bring about some success. or it might create a disaster.
by northwestj on Jan 9, 2009 10:14 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
While he may not equate to a character, per se...
…Rice would probably be at the bar, or an alley, or outside the station, or by the train tracks, drinking with Bunc and Jimmy.
by Griff on Jan 9, 2009 10:18 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
i like it, how about this
Rice is that dude that tried to throw himself down the set of stairs in the early seasons so he could avoid having to work on the wire detail.
in season 5 he is working in the evidence room and when daniels says, “i’m glad you landed Ok.” he responded by saying “It beats working.”
by northwestj on Jan 9, 2009 10:25 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
I love that show.
Bayless = Bodie, solid, hard worker, doesn’t back down, does those important little things
Roy = Chris Partlow, effective Assasian, good leadership skills, has a heart
Pryz = Snoop, a true soldier does not back down from anything or anyone
LMA= Michale lee, has leadership skills, soft spoken, big heart, non trusting, bright future.
by jlarose78 on Jan 9, 2009 10:24 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
and like Michael Lee
he’s an assassin
by Jiggamant on Jan 9, 2009 12:25 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Blake = Daniels
Didn’t always have the bosses’ confidence, but proves himself by staying calm under pressure, taking all the heat from the opponent and giving his teammates the chance to do what they do.
Outlaw = Bunk
Has 20 ways of making you think he’s screwing up but in fact he’s actually good at what he does.
Oden = Kima
New kid on the block but is on the way to an amazing career. (Spent the first year injured.)
Kobe = Marlo
Garnett = Snoop
by Kaboomm on Jan 9, 2009 11:05 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Great show
I’m still working through back episodes, so I’m not totally caught up…the characters in the show have such a mix of good and bad that its tough to compare to the current blazer squad…that being said, I kind of think of Coach Sarge as Brother Mouzone right now, but think he’ll have to become more innovative like Bunny in the future…Rudy’s kind of like Omar with that swashbuckling style…and Brandon is like Stringer Bell only taking risks for a reward.
by JMoon on Jan 9, 2009 11:12 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Actually
Brother Mouzone is none other than the man - scratch that — the legend, Joltin’ Michael Holten!!!!!!!!!
by Griff on Jan 9, 2009 12:17 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I wish Michael would start wearing a bow tie
by JMoon on Jan 9, 2009 12:43 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Dude - we can totally make that happen
We just need to call or text in when he’s on Courtside – he loves the feedback. I asked him how many block parties he thought the Blazers would host this year and who their best doorman would be, and he ate it up! We just need to continually recommend that he wear a bow tie, a la Dave Salesky.
The resemblance is a bit uncanny (though Holton doesn’t have his glasses in the pic here:
by Griff on Jan 9, 2009 7:31 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Sheed = Avon Barksdale
Bayless is Brother Mouzone
Sergio = Omar’s boy toy Brandon. (I know, that’s a low blow)
Raef = the guy who is always taking Bubbles to rehab.
by TheTinfoil on Jan 9, 2009 11:14 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
That guy is the musican, Steve Earle, who was cast for that part b/c he's actually battled the addiction first-hand. Plus, I believe his band did the first rendition of the opening song.
by Griff on Jan 9, 2009 1:15 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
well done
you sir, must have watched the directors commentary. he sings the opening credit song for season 5. once you hear it, it totally makes sense.
by northwestj on Jan 9, 2009 7:46 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
While this thread seems to have little to no connection with our beloved team, what's everyone's favorite season?
I’m a huge fan of season 4 – when they get into the schools…but far my favorite. I also really liked season 2 with the Greeks, though. Even though that didn’t materialize much beyond the second season, it was pretty interesting. Ziggy was good – it took me a while to warm up to him, though.
by Griff on Jan 9, 2009 7:54 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
so many reasons to love every season
can it be a 5-way tie.
i don’t know if it’s the 3rd or 4th, but the season that [spoiler alert!] ends with avon and string on the balcony talking about how far they’ve come when they both know they are about to turn on each other. great tv moment.
to tie this in to the blazers (since this is so obviously ON topic) this is a bit like sheed throwing the towel in sabas’ face. go blazers.
by northwestj on Jan 9, 2009 9:47 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
although 5 kind of exists on its own
its not great nor bad, but it was the necessary way to close out a series. Kenard popping Omar was one of the biggest moments I have experienced on TV outside of Shane killing Lem in the Shield (new thread?)
by Jiggamant on Jan 10, 2009 2:06 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Spoiler/D-Bag alert.
Hadn’t seen that season yet—thanks.
Catalina-Wine-Mixer.
by ArbyOSU on Jan 12, 2009 8:04 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
that was crazy
i couldn’t believe they took him out like that (reminded me of the end of the sopranos) but really, how else would he go?
by northwestj on Jan 12, 2009 9:32 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
the original song was Tom Waits
but if you’re talking about the second season then probably
by Jiggamant on Jan 10, 2009 2:15 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Shav = Johnny Weeks
Ok, enough of that.
by TheTinfoil on Jan 9, 2009 11:16 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
OK, nevermind, I have more
Rebecca Haarlow = Rhonda Pearlman
David Stern = Rawls
Sean May = Prop Joe (HA!)
by TheTinfoil on Jan 9, 2009 11:23 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Allright, allright, allright
we need to rec this over the top before it disapears
Travis Outlaw: “Cheese” Wegstaff.
Cheese is an up and comer in the Prop Joe organization. He has talent but he makes too many careless mistakes and always acts too hastily. This is similar to how Travis has been able to stick around so long, with him being McMillan’s go-to guy, but when Prop Joe got killed by Marlo, Cheese was fair game and he ended up getting popped by Slim. See the connection?
BRoy: Stringer Bell.
The cool collected leader (when Avon was in prison) of the Barksdale crew. He attempted to make his organization legit but when the heat got turned up he became ruthless.
Maurice Lucas: Dennis “Cutty” Wise
Cutty was raised as a banger just like Mo. But after he did some hard time he comes out a new man dedicated to schooling youngsters and keeping them off the streets.
This could go on forever
by Jiggamant on Jan 9, 2009 12:23 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
sorry for the spoilers, i wasn't thinking
by Jiggamant on Jan 9, 2009 12:24 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
yes you were
Big Luke is Cutty, this is the most fun I’ve ever had in one of these threads!
Bayless has been testing the fences for weaknesses
by blazeraddict on Jan 9, 2009 2:05 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
That's freaking weird..
I just had this idea a couple days ago.. that’s really bizarre – nice job!
"Well, Travis just showed us that we can go to Travis Outlaw." - Nate McMillan
by 12sharks on Jan 9, 2009 2:58 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
might be a stretch
the schonz = the greek
by northwestj on Jan 9, 2009 7:44 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Nate is Frank Sabotka!
Hard nosed aggressive leader who demands a lot out of his workers and will go to bat for them in a pinch.
by dario argento on Jan 9, 2009 8:04 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
or...
Bayless is Lt. Daniels – they have the same look on their faces all the time.
BRoy is Stringer Bell – always look for ways to expand his game.
sorry, but Troutlaw is Ziggy. Think, dude, before you get us all killed.
Ike is Ellis Carver. He tries hard, but can’t keep up with the big boys.
Oden is Prez. He’s in season 1 right now, shooting off his gun in the office. But don’t worry, soon he’ll find his niche and be a valuable part of the team.
Blake is Kima. Silent but deadly, comes through in the clutch.
Batum is Omar. Sitting back in that corner, firing the fatal shot…
Przybilla is Sergei Molotov. Professional muscle, but don’t understimate his brains.
by LicketyBrindle on Jan 9, 2009 10:00 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Rudy will be Omar
p.s. this will be the most epic thread in BEdge history
by Jiggamant on Jan 10, 2009 2:08 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I mean, I am pretty sure that Darius Miles in fact PLAYED Slim Charles. So that’s 1:1.
Avon Barksdale = Jarret Jack. They’ve both been sent away.
Marlo Stanfield = Travis Outlaw. Obviously, they’re both black.
Roland Przybelewski = Joel Przybilla. Both looked pretty much worthless but in the most recent season showed they can handle their B.I. They are also both black.
Maurice Levy = Nate McMillan. Puffy cheeks, and both white.
Wallace = Channing Frye. In the game, but with a good heart, and then gets taken out unconscioubly (sic).
Cutty Wise = Ike Diogu. It should be obvious.
Wee-Bay Brice = Hassan Adams. Again, Adams actually played Wee-Bay so this is cheating.
Preston ‘Boadie’ Broadus = Jerryd Bayless. “Used to be…” (shrug)
…
M, period. Fresh, comma.
by manzell on Jan 9, 2009 10:08 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Mike Rice = Valchek
Pryzbylewski’s uncle. Just a first impression.
by Kaboomm on Jan 9, 2009 10:51 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
totally
"I have not come into this world to make men better, but to make use of their weaknesses"
-a certain failed Austrian painter-
"The very moment a workingman begins to do his own thinking he understands the paramount issue, parts company with the capitalist politician and falls in line with his own class on the political battlefield."
-Eugene V. Debs-
by WhiteRabbit on Jan 10, 2009 9:20 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Tom Penn = Prop Joe
always got a deal to make!!!
in fact i might start calling him Prop Top or Tom Prop
by Ben. on Jan 10, 2009 1:02 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Paul Allen = The Greek (runnin thangs)
Jarrett Jack = Ziggy (gotta learn to play by the rules)
by Ben. on Jan 10, 2009 1:05 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
i'm into this ziggy one
completely annoying to the point where you question the creator’s motives when making such a character, but when it comes down to it, he’s just a normal person with flaws like everyone else. you even feel a bit sorry for him.
by northwestj on Jan 12, 2009 9:29 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Rebecca Haarlow=Theresa D’agostino
I can just see her calling up McNulty for a booty call, can’t you?
by jessenumber1 on Jan 10, 2009 6:35 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Im still not over Bodie's death
“you’re a solider bodie”
“hell ya”
next night, he got popped. and he could have ran but he went out like a solider. i have never been that effected by a tv character’s death EVER
"I have not come into this world to make men better, but to make use of their weaknesses"
-a certain failed Austrian painter-
"The very moment a workingman begins to do his own thinking he understands the paramount issue, parts company with the capitalist politician and falls in line with his own class on the political battlefield."
-Eugene V. Debs-
by WhiteRabbit on Jan 10, 2009 9:19 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
on a post about a tv show
you’ve got to expect some spoilers
by northwestj on Jan 12, 2009 9:28 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I think Outlaw def is cheese
This is epic per the Jiggamant quote up a few posts.
Bayless=Mouzone, no question. The look on his face just reminds me of him teaming with (SPOILER ALERT) Omar to kill Stringer.
Avon=Rasheed, no question. They even look similar. so does this dude (http://media.scout.com/Media/Image/45/457106.jpg)
Roy=Prop Joe pre-Marlo incident. Always placating and understands the importance of delegation with assist and point totals. I could also see Outlaw being him, per the story about him bringing Roy and LMA together.
Raef=Dookie. Always there in the periphery, most likely a pawn in Michael/KP’s plan.
KP=The Greek, no explanation needed.
Paul Allen= Bubbles, because well he looks homeless.
Randolph= the kid that had the OD when he was staying with Bubbles in the garage.
Przy= Colvin. Worked his way up the ranks, and with the subversion in the dept. (or with Greg’s injury last year) Przy got to show what a captain he could be.
Batum=young Michael pre Marlo incident. Plus, he just kinda looks like Michael. A good soldier in training, leads with his defense like Michael after being with Cutty in the gym
Cutty- Blake per his offseason boxing and ultimate fighting with Nate Quarry
Martell-Clay Davis, per the above response of being able to see him say “Shoooooooooooo-oooot”
by RipCityRhapsody83 on Jan 11, 2009 3:42 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
clay davis says 'shoot?'
i always thought it was ‘sheet’
by northwestj on Jan 12, 2009 9:28 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Jarret Jack = D'angelo
Always thought they looked alike. D’angelo also seemed like the character most likely to dribble out of bounds.
by jose luis on Jan 11, 2009 5:44 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
ha ha ha this is amazing
I like all the ideas here’s mine:
ike D aka iDiago ‘tha podcaster’= .Chris of Chris and Snoop. cause that man looks like he’s been through some stuff. Made him straight Gangsta.
jay bay=marlo. totally.
pryzbo=outlaw. cause their both kinda goofy. but with big heart.
coach nate=daniels. i agree.
cutty=jerome kersey
namond is Jokim Noah
why does Eddy curry look like Randy if he got really fat?
D. Miles is Snot Boogie: Why’s the league letting him play?
Cause this is America man. Got to.
this couldn’t be more up my ally. unless yall did blazers/dylan songs next. wow.
stay humble
by nep4life on Jan 14, 2009 4:57 PM PST reply actions 0 recs

by 


























