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Junk Drawer -- January 31, 2009

Star-divide

Random thoughts for the day.

1. Travis isn't gonna' be traded. If he is, I'm going Fatty and banning myself till the playoffs. Book it.

2. It's 1:00 am my time (11pm Hawaii time) and it's 71 degrees over on those magical islands (or so my weather thing says). Tom, do you even own a sweatshirt?

3. What does Jerryd Bayless think about when he puts his head on the pillow at night?

4. What's the number one thing you think could be improved about SB Nation? I wish it was easier to figure out when and where people replied to you.

5. And, in honor of Dave's Blasphemous post, if you haven't seen the 30 second ESPN Shaq ad where he's playing scrabble, it's worth a watch in my opinion.

6. I was surfing the webs and ran across this comment by a poor sap who's likely a T-Wolves fan.

10:46 PM TheHype: kevin pritchard...or is it richard pritchard? (wait...that doesn't make sense...) is the devil.

That got me to thinking...what would KP look like if he was the devil... (scary high-quality version)


Feel free to make your own psychic claims below or post random, off-topic junk, which in this thread is actually considered on topic.

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A sweatshirt is known in Hawaii as a "winter jacket".

Usually, you own one, and wear it of it feels colder than it has in, like, three years.
Which means something like under 60 degrees.

Random thought I need to get off my chest: I just moved back to Portland after being away for four years,
and you know what the most troubling thing is about Portland now versus Portland circa 2005?

In the radio ads, the Fisher girls SOUND LIKE WOMEN.
HOT women.
This disturbs me greatly.

Anyone else have conflicting urges when a Volvo ad is on the radio?

[ cricket chirps ]

O-kaaaaaaaayyyy then. It’s just me. Forget I mentioned it.

Do it! Do it! Do it 'til you're satisfied!

by QualityPie on Jan 31, 2009 1:37 AM PST reply actions  

And for question #3:

Pillow? IF Bayless sleeps, his head rests on a cinder block or a cube of dry ice, just to keep that edge.
And if he sleeps, it’s only so he can dream of driving the lane and dunking on Wilt in his prime.

Do it! Do it! Do it 'til you're satisfied!

by QualityPie on Jan 31, 2009 1:41 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

A good possibility....although my theory...

is that if and when he sleeps, he does with game tape running, so he can subconsciously analyze the opponent while catching some zzz’s. Efficiency.

If you agree with me: Good, I like being agreeable.
If you [think you] don't agree with me: You really do agree with me. You just haven't realized that I use sarcasm alot, so whatever you didn't agree with, take the opposite of it, and that's what I really mean.

by prezofdeath on Jan 31, 2009 2:01 AM PST up reply actions  

I bet he twitches in his sleep like a dog.

Dreams of chasing guards, instead of cars.

Do it! Do it! Do it 'til you're satisfied!

by QualityPie on Jan 31, 2009 2:03 AM PST up reply actions  

wouldn't be surprised

dang I love that guy. He’s so fierce. I can’t wait till he’s an All Star.

If you agree with me: Good, I like being agreeable.
If you [think you] don't agree with me: You really do agree with me. You just haven't realized that I use sarcasm alot, so whatever you didn't agree with, take the opposite of it, and that's what I really mean.

by prezofdeath on Jan 31, 2009 2:07 AM PST up reply actions  

iv'e often wondered if bayless had any idea how we edify him on this sight,

and just what he would think about him. if he’s seen it at all, he has to absolutly love it. we make him a combo of john wayne, clint eastwood, samual l jackson(jackie brown, shaft, and pulp fiction come to mind), chow young fat(nothing after hard boiled) bruce willus(die hard stuff) and jurasik park.

Man, we should forfeit before roy’s hammy explodes, knocking him into LMA’s ear who loses his balance and hits Greg’s knee… - HurraKane212

http://www.nba.com/news/miles_10_080919.html

by maid tu rek on Jan 31, 2009 2:18 AM PST up reply actions  

iv'e often wondered if bayless had any idea how we edify him on this sight,

and just what he would think about him. if he’s seen it at all, he has to absolutly love it. we make him a combo of john wayne, clint eastwood, samual l jackson(jackie brown, shaft, and pulp fiction come to mind), chow young fat(nothing after hard boiled) bruce willus(die hard stuff) and jurasik park.

Man, we should forfeit before roy’s hammy explodes, knocking him into LMA’s ear who loses his balance and hits Greg’s knee… - HurraKane212

http://www.nba.com/news/miles_10_080919.html

by maid tu rek on Jan 31, 2009 2:18 AM PST up reply actions  

If you would have said Chuck Norris

I would have thought that you went to far. It’s a good list though.

by parkinglotj on Jan 31, 2009 7:48 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

glad you're back in Portland, by the way.

Hope all is goin’ as well or better than planned.

If you agree with me: Good, I like being agreeable.
If you [think you] don't agree with me: You really do agree with me. You just haven't realized that I use sarcasm alot, so whatever you didn't agree with, take the opposite of it, and that's what I really mean.

by prezofdeath on Jan 31, 2009 2:02 AM PST up reply actions  

Except for the crap job market, even better than I had hoped.

I seriously feel like I was never gone.
Just a weird dream, but with real-life consequences.
I feel at peace for the first time in ages.

Do it! Do it! Do it 'til you're satisfied!

by QualityPie on Jan 31, 2009 2:04 AM PST up reply actions  

beautiful poetry

short but sweet.

"When it comes to compliments, women are ravenous, bloodsucking monsters, always wanting more, more, more! And if you give it to 'em, you'll get plenty back in return." -- Homer

by bow4meow on Jan 31, 2009 8:00 AM PST up reply actions  

i agree

Don't Redeactivate Shavlik Randolph

by appel82 on Jan 31, 2009 10:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Just so long as he DEFENDS point guards.

That’s all that matters as pertains to that specific position.

Do it! Do it! Do it 'til you're satisfied!

by QualityPie on Jan 31, 2009 2:15 AM PST up reply actions  

ouch,

that was almost as cold as Jerryd’s dunk in New Jersey the other night.

If you agree with me: Good, I like being agreeable.
If you [think you] don't agree with me: You really do agree with me. You just haven't realized that I use sarcasm alot, so whatever you didn't agree with, take the opposite of it, and that's what I really mean.

by prezofdeath on Jan 31, 2009 2:32 AM PST up reply actions  

is it impossible to develop PG skills after your rookie year?

Was every PG a distributing stud his rookie year? How many young guards drafted at 11th have had this many DNPs with no injuries?

Don't Redeactivate Shavlik Randolph

by appel82 on Jan 31, 2009 10:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Bedge is really quiet at 3:00 am

If you agree with me: Good, I like being agreeable.
If you [think you] don't agree with me: You really do agree with me. You just haven't realized that I use sarcasm alot, so whatever you didn't agree with, take the opposite of it, and that's what I really mean.

by prezofdeath on Jan 31, 2009 2:59 AM PST reply actions  

Thanks for the new avatar

Perhaps a new name is warranted, hmmm…..Blazer666
….have to sizzle on that awhile.

Just killin’ time, wouldn’t want you to nod off.

GO
THE TEACHER ......come into my classroom "THE PAINT" for some tutelage.
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"The rancor reflected in that remark I won't dignify with comment. But I'll address your general attitude of hopeless negativism." – Everett "O Brother, where art Thou?"

by Blazer1342 on Jan 31, 2009 6:13 AM PST up reply actions  

lol that is tight.

If you agree with me: Good, I like being agreeable.
If you [think you] don't agree with me: You really do agree with me. You just haven't realized that I use sarcasm alot, so whatever you didn't agree with, take the opposite of it, and that's what I really mean.

by prezofdeath on Jan 31, 2009 10:43 AM PST up reply actions  

I think I have a sweatshirt but I've have not worn one since moving her

I have two hoodies I wear sometimes to Chilie’s because it’s cold in there.

You can see KP’s nose hair in the high-quality photo.

Some of the recent fanposts are crappier than my American Idol post.

by tominhawaii on Jan 31, 2009 3:27 AM PST reply actions  

i stole the original photo from Oregon live

I have no idea who thought we needed to see KP in uber duber high quality, but I thought it was kinda’ nifty, in a scary, weird way.

I liked your American Idol CANN youuuu digg itttt guy. However, I always liked “America’s Got Talent” way better than A. Idol.

If you agree with me: Good, I like being agreeable.
If you [think you] don't agree with me: You really do agree with me. You just haven't realized that I use sarcasm alot, so whatever you didn't agree with, take the opposite of it, and that's what I really mean.

by prezofdeath on Jan 31, 2009 4:00 AM PST up reply actions  

I like that show when I catch it

I write most my fanposts just to irritate Timbo.

by tominhawaii on Jan 31, 2009 4:02 AM PST up reply actions  

I feel a duty to point out when you are wrong
Some of the recent fanposts are crappier than my American Idol post.

"When it comes to compliments, women are ravenous, bloodsucking monsters, always wanting more, more, more! And if you give it to 'em, you'll get plenty back in return." -- Homer

by bow4meow on Jan 31, 2009 8:03 AM PST up reply actions  

I'd rather read about genocide that a trade post

There has been 15 FanPosts regarding trades since I wrote that American Idol post 3 days ago. Trade posts are like AIDS and Blazers Edge is Africa.

by tominhawaii on Jan 31, 2009 8:24 AM PST up reply actions  

dang, did I strike a nerve?

I’m no fan of mindless trade scenarios, but American Idol…. shiver

"When it comes to compliments, women are ravenous, bloodsucking monsters, always wanting more, more, more! And if you give it to 'em, you'll get plenty back in return." -- Homer

by bow4meow on Jan 31, 2009 8:44 AM PST up reply actions  

No nerve strikage

I was just working on some hyperbole. It just kills me that folks complain about one stupid FanPost then comment like crazy in 15 FanPosts about the same subject.

by tominhawaii on Jan 31, 2009 8:52 AM PST up reply actions  

So you admit your fanpost is stupid?

:P

"Only dunk and go to the defense." Rudy Fernandez

by Sabonis4Ever on Jan 31, 2009 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Nope

The first post in a five part series is never stupid.

.

by tominhawaii on Jan 31, 2009 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

I feel a duty to point out when you are wrong

how quickly you forget

"Every time a trade proposal goes up on Blazers Edge, a big man on the Blazers takes a long distance jump shot."--- Who else?

by bow4meow on Jan 31, 2009 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

which is worse?

Tom’s American Idol post or his Darius suicide post?

Speaking of which, did you know Sangina rhymes with mangina?

by Bust a Bucket on Jan 31, 2009 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Thanks for the "junk" in this drawer. Jeeesh.

Rudyculize: The act of Rudy making others look slow, dim and generally oafish.
http://www.myspace.com/y5k

by Y5k on Jan 31, 2009 4:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Not so much "junk in the trunk"...

more like “bulge in the…. something that rhymes with bulge”

by Bust a Bucket on Jan 31, 2009 4:42 PM PST up reply actions  

youch in the pouch?

Rudyculize: The act of Rudy making others look slow, dim and generally oafish.
http://www.myspace.com/y5k

by Y5k on Jan 31, 2009 4:43 PM PST up reply actions  

The correct answers to all your questions.

1. I agree, and I also will ban you if Travis is traded.

2. I remember shivering my arse off with a beach towel wrapped around me on top of Haleakala while doing the sunrise thing and wondering why I didn’t bring a jacket.

3. He wonders if the pillow might compete for some of his playing time, so he softly curses at it until drifting off to sleep.

4. I wish the page layout stayed consistent between main page, fanshot, fanpost, etc. There must be a dozen different arrangements that come up at various times.

5. The Scrabble spot is awesome. Shaq is awesome. The post Jordan era would have been lifeless without Shaq. I only hate Shaq when he is beating the Blazers.

6. Richard Pritchard would be a great name. I would insist on being called Mr. Richard Pritchard.

The cowards never started
The weak died along the way
Only the strong survived
They were the Trailblazers

by lukeyhere on Jan 31, 2009 3:46 AM PST reply actions  

I'd be surprised if Trav was traded

because he does things that you can’t coach (see sig line) and has shown a recent desire to get on the boards – - he’s showed he can use his athleticism to D up — remember him slowing KOB-eee down a bit – - correctable, coachable stuff I spose for a 23 yo…We’d have to recieve an established mid-upper tier player who covers the same position(s)..

Something is afoot tho…

Wasn’t that Robin’s line in the Holy Grail “Enough music boys……there’s danger afoot…”

"..[Travis Outlaw] could jump, grab a rafter, eat a sandwich, and then dunk.."
tmundal 12/30/07

by LetsBlaze on Jan 31, 2009 10:00 AM PST up reply actions  

As I recall, Travis was not bad in defending Dirk either

which is a TOUGH matchup. Travis can jump mad high to get up there and contest Dirk’s shots and he’s got more athleticism than Dirkity Dirk Dirk. And Dirk’s a softy-Euro so he doesn’t push Travis around.

If you agree with me: Good, I like being agreeable.
If you [think you] don't agree with me: You really do agree with me. You just haven't realized that I use sarcasm alot, so whatever you didn't agree with, take the opposite of it, and that's what I really mean.

by prezofdeath on Jan 31, 2009 10:47 AM PST up reply actions  

I'm hoping they use Shav/Channing tonight

and get Trav his time at the 3 . . .

Shav matches up pretty well with the Utah bigs

"..[Travis Outlaw] could jump, grab a rafter, eat a sandwich, and then dunk.."
tmundal 12/30/07

by LetsBlaze on Jan 31, 2009 11:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Correct answer to #3


Just like Bayless.

Rudyculize: The act of Rudy making others look slow, dim and generally oafish.
http://www.myspace.com/y5k

by Y5k on Jan 31, 2009 4:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Please, please, please, please

don’t ban yourself. When you come back, Dave will put you on the front page and there will be all kinds of eviscerating comments, and I will have to ban myself, then Dave will put me on the front page, and you don’t want that cuz da only article I currintly hav is a 3000 wurd Pro-Fatty essay in Fatty style – yes mi BE adoration wint down a bit, butt I’m sure I’ll recover.

  1. Bayless doesn’t sleep at night, he purrs with a low growl, rousing occasionally to flex his arms in the shape of an O while gritting his teeth.
  2. I continually check my profile to see if there any replies, then I click the link only to find I was replying to myself to correct some snafu.
  3. addressed under please, please, please
  4. If TV looks like that in Minnesota I might think of moving there.

GO
THE TEACHER ......come into my classroom "THE PAINT" for some tutelage.
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"The rancor reflected in that remark I won't dignify with comment. But I'll address your general attitude of hopeless negativism." – Everett "O Brother, where art Thou?"

by Blazer1342 on Jan 31, 2009 3:48 AM PST reply actions  

lol
rousing occasionally to flex his arms in the shape of an O while gritting his teeth.

I’m so happy my birthday is also 8/20; that gives me faith I’ll always be able to channel the roar of a lion.

Don't Redeactivate Shavlik Randolph

by appel82 on Jan 31, 2009 10:52 AM PST up reply actions  

2

when i was in hawaii over new year, there was snow on the mountain, and when it rains are the only times i see people wearing hoodies.

by Obsidian on Jan 31, 2009 3:55 AM PST reply actions  

Some folks here

Wear hoodies and beanies year ‘round. I don’t get it. Normally if I get cold, I just put on socks.

by tominhawaii on Jan 31, 2009 4:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Normally if I get cold, I just put on socks.

Thought you were gonna’ say pants.

If you agree with me: Good, I like being agreeable.
If you [think you] don't agree with me: You really do agree with me. You just haven't realized that I use sarcasm alot, so whatever you didn't agree with, take the opposite of it, and that's what I really mean.

by prezofdeath on Jan 31, 2009 10:47 AM PST up reply actions  

In Hong Kong, they are walking around in thick puffy winter jackets, gloves, stocking caps and it's like 55 degrees.

Me? I’m in my usual “stalking” cap.

Rudyculize: The act of Rudy making others look slow, dim and generally oafish.
http://www.myspace.com/y5k

by Y5k on Jan 31, 2009 4:42 PM PST up reply actions  

but it's getting warmer now, and they are still in the winter gear.

Rudyculize: The act of Rudy making others look slow, dim and generally oafish.
http://www.myspace.com/y5k

by Y5k on Jan 31, 2009 4:43 PM PST up reply actions  

stalking cap

you prey on little 4 foot 6 inch victims while you’re there?

Want more aggressiveness? Try less Baylesslessness.

by prezofdeath on Jan 31, 2009 6:05 PM PST up reply actions  

those are the heroin addicts...

they are always cold and want/have to keep their arms covered to stay out of jail

either that or the Emminim fan club . . . or both

"..[Travis Outlaw] could jump, grab a rafter, eat a sandwich, and then dunk.."
tmundal 12/30/07

by LetsBlaze on Jan 31, 2009 11:06 AM PST up reply actions  

I heard they have a lot of meth over there

but it’d be hard to top oregon…haha

If you agree with me: Good, I like being agreeable.
If you [think you] don't agree with me: You really do agree with me. You just haven't realized that I use sarcasm alot, so whatever you didn't agree with, take the opposite of it, and that's what I really mean.

by prezofdeath on Jan 31, 2009 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

What's the deal with Mike Rice?

I just listened to a courtside from the other day and he was ranting and raving about the Oregonian and the Blazer’s standing. He even asked Nate about it because he said the players need to know the standing when they read the paper. Is he ever out of touch.

I honestly do not know a single person under 30 who read the paper. Has Rice heard of the internet?

by tominhawaii on Jan 31, 2009 4:38 AM PST reply actions  

yes I'll admit it I'm old ...I read those ink rags from time to time

usu just for free in StarBucks when I have no laptop….airports occasionally…..

O and Tom thx for the thx- wife is a macadamia entusiaist so I got points for sharing…

Have March Oregon trip in my sights….going out next weekend for Knicks game…

"..[Travis Outlaw] could jump, grab a rafter, eat a sandwich, and then dunk.."
tmundal 12/30/07

by LetsBlaze on Jan 31, 2009 10:26 AM PST up reply actions  

I don't know you

You’re just some nut on the internet.

.

by tominhawaii on Jan 31, 2009 1:44 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Hola

If you agree with me: Good, I like being agreeable.
If you [think you] don't agree with me: You really do agree with me. You just haven't realized that I use sarcasm alot, so whatever you didn't agree with, take the opposite of it, and that's what I really mean.

by prezofdeath on Jan 31, 2009 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

The NY Post reports that David Lee will stay in NY - sorry Timbo
  • Walsh: Highly unlikely he will be traded
  • His agent wants $10 million per year for him next off season → Trade offers dried up
  • Not being selected to the All-Star game helps the Knicks in negotiations

by Norsktroll on Jan 31, 2009 9:09 AM PST reply actions  

10 mil is alot for him

He’s shown he can produce…but in a wide open offense with tons of PT and such ….I mean they score and give up a ton of point’s so stats will get pushed upward in both categories…tons of rebounds when you score 104 ppg on 42% shooting ….of course opponent 106 on 47% …..anyway…..tons of stats available…

"..[Travis Outlaw] could jump, grab a rafter, eat a sandwich, and then dunk.."
tmundal 12/30/07

by LetsBlaze on Jan 31, 2009 10:10 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh, wow, the New York Post.......... They've never been wrong about ANYTHING before!!!

Yes, Lee wants $10M, or so it is told. That is the price. The price is the price. You might get it down a LITTLE from that, but not much. That has to be factored into the equation, the same now as a week ago or a month ago…

He’s an EXPENSIVE solution to the Blazers’ problem, for sure. But he is a solution…

The cilantro in your tapioca pudding since 2007.™

by timbo on Jan 31, 2009 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, but this time they have a quote from the GM and the agent and not just “people in the know tell us” or “a source close to the team says” or “an executive who declined to be name”. That must be a first for Vecsey & Co.

by Norsktroll on Jan 31, 2009 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

After reading the article in question (link below) it sounds like the Knicks anticipate being able to put the hammer down on him in contract negotiations and get him for substantially less than $10M...

……………………….. Since they can match other offers, and they don’t anticipate anybody bellying up to the bar at $10M or whatever, they’ll be in a position to get him for a fraction of that…

LINK

The cilantro in your tapioca pudding since 2007.™

by timbo on Jan 31, 2009 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh, wow, Timbo.......He's never been wrong about ANYTHING before!!!

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by prezofdeath on Jan 31, 2009 12:12 PM PST up reply actions   2 recs

That is so true that I'm gonna plus one it!

The cilantro in your tapioca pudding since 2007.™

by timbo on Feb 1, 2009 9:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Kevin Van Prichard

I can’t believe you’ve leaked the cover design for KPs new album “Blazin’ Adamantium” inspired by :-) and ;-)

Don't Redeactivate Shavlik Randolph

by appel82 on Jan 31, 2009 11:45 AM PST reply actions  

van halen scares me

but that second dude is crazy! unbelievable.

If you agree with me: Good, I like being agreeable.
If you [think you] don't agree with me: You really do agree with me. You just haven't realized that I use sarcasm alot, so whatever you didn't agree with, take the opposite of it, and that's what I really mean.

by prezofdeath on Jan 31, 2009 12:09 PM PST up reply actions  

NY media are happy: Wade and LeBron talked about coming to NY -> But Miami has better weather :)
Wade indicated they have talked about the potential scenario, and both played for Mike D’Antoni last summer while winning a gold medal at the Olympics.

“It’s not crazy,” Wade told The Post in the visitor’s locker room of Indiana’s Conseco Fieldhouse. “It could happen. We both understand that. We both signed the same contract. We did it together. More than anything, it’s fun to think about. It’s exciting to know we both control our future. Will it happen? Who knows. He has some something he’s trying to accomplish in Cleveland. I have something I’m trying to accomplish in Miami. But up until 2010, it will be fun to think about.”
Asked about the merits of playing in New York, Wade, a native of Chicago, said, “It has its ups and downs. One of the downs is the weather. I love the weather in Miami. So New York has its ups and downs.”

Funny that NBA athletes really care that much about warm weather. Natural advantage for some cities, natural disadvantage for Minnesota, Milwaukee, and even Portland.

by Norsktroll on Jan 31, 2009 1:04 PM PST reply actions  

What was the last cold weather team to win a title?

Chicago?

"Only dunk and go to the defense." Rudy Fernandez

by Sabonis4Ever on Jan 31, 2009 1:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Detroit.

Then Boston.

Do it! Do it! Do it 'til you're satisfied!

by QualityPie on Jan 31, 2009 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow

I can’t believe I forgot Boston. HAHA

"Only dunk and go to the defense." Rudy Fernandez

by Sabonis4Ever on Jan 31, 2009 5:59 PM PST up reply actions  

It makes sense that players like warm weather

The city in which your team is based is where you are going to spend a big chunk of the winter. Would you rather have to wear a parka every time you go outside from November through March or have a pleasant winter in Miami?

I am surprised that Wade didn’t mention the fact that there is no state income tax in Florida as a reason to stay put.

by tingeyga on Jan 31, 2009 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

So, anyone going to the game tonight?

We’re up visiting from So. Cal. to watch the Jazz get stomped.

by zaruga on Jan 31, 2009 3:19 PM PST reply actions  

LoL

If you agree with me: Good, I like being agreeable.
If you [think you] don't agree with me: You really do agree with me. You just haven't realized that I use sarcasm alot, so whatever you didn't agree with, take the opposite of it, and that's what I really mean.

by prezofdeath on Jan 31, 2009 4:00 PM PST up reply actions  

HA!!!!

Rudyculize: The act of Rudy making others look slow, dim and generally oafish.
http://www.myspace.com/y5k

by Y5k on Jan 31, 2009 4:43 PM PST up reply actions  

there is absolutly no excuse for this to not be green

Man, we should forfeit before roy’s hammy explodes, knocking him into LMA’s ear who loses his balance and hits Greg’s knee… - HurraKane212

http://www.nba.com/news/miles_10_080919.html

by maid tu rek on Jan 31, 2009 6:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, at least they managed to beat the Heat tonight

And once the Blazers, though that’s not what I want ;-)
I want both in the playoffs.

by Norsktroll on Jan 31, 2009 9:44 PM PST up reply actions  

whose side r u on???

Man, we should forfeit before roy’s hammy explodes, knocking him into LMA’s ear who loses his balance and hits Greg’s knee… - HurraKane212

http://www.nba.com/news/miles_10_080919.html

by maid tu rek on Jan 31, 2009 9:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Go Beavers!!!!

Beat Oregon!!!

"Every time a trade proposal goes up on Blazers Edge, a big man on the Blazers takes a long distance jump shot."--- Who else?

by bow4meow on Jan 31, 2009 4:17 PM PST reply actions  

Don't need to

I’m hip, I’m hip.

"Every time a trade proposal goes up on Blazers Edge, a big man on the Blazers takes a long distance jump shot."--- Who else?

by bow4meow on Jan 31, 2009 4:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Beaver
n.

   1. A piece of armor attached to a helmet or breastplate to protect the mouth and chin.
   2. The visor on a helmet.

oh snap! what now!?

Want more aggressiveness? Try less Baylesslessness.

by prezofdeath on Jan 31, 2009 6:07 PM PST up reply actions  

break this down for me

“attached to … breastplate…” — I thought it had to do with a different region than that …

“to protect the mouth or chin” —this seems more plausible… perhaps it provides some comfort to the mouth or chin.

by Bust a Bucket on Jan 31, 2009 6:48 PM PST up reply actions  

that must be if you're really really short and wearing a tall dude's armor

then you put the visor thingie on the breastplate so you can see.

Want more aggressiveness? Try less Baylesslessness.

by prezofdeath on Jan 31, 2009 10:24 PM PST up reply actions  

If its clear where your at

The new moon and Venus to the west is pretty impressive right now

by southern oregon on Jan 31, 2009 6:01 PM PST reply actions  

or you can be lazy

and look from the comfort of your couch.

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by prezofdeath on Jan 31, 2009 6:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Andrew Bynum knee injury discussed in the game day thread

Kobe fell into him, and he was obviously in severe pain. It is the right knee, not the one he injured last season. First x-rays reported negative by LA Times, but with a hyperextension there could still be some damage that causes him to miss games. MRI will follow probably tomorrow, then they will know.

by Norsktroll on Jan 31, 2009 6:37 PM PST reply actions  

What's a "moose knuckle" ???

Somebody just tried to explain it to me and I don’t get it…

by Bust a Bucket on Jan 31, 2009 10:30 PM PST reply actions  

Anyone watching Nadal v. Federer?

Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?

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by prezofdeath on Feb 1, 2009 3:58 AM PST reply actions  

Hi

"Only dunk and go to the defense." Rudy Fernandez

by Sabonis4Ever on Feb 1, 2009 4:04 AM PST up reply actions  

pretty clever

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by prezofdeath on Feb 1, 2009 4:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Hmm

It didn’t work. I put in about 100 carriage returns before I had my period.

.

by tominhawaii on Feb 1, 2009 4:16 AM PST up reply actions  

so which is cooler tom

a tennis ball runner outer and getter or a sweat wiper upper?

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by prezofdeath on Feb 1, 2009 4:18 AM PST up reply actions  

Wimbledon ball runnner outers, then NBA Sweat wiper uppers

Portland sweat wiper uppers are better than the Australian open ball runner outers.

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by tominhawaii on Feb 1, 2009 4:20 AM PST up reply actions  

I have a story for you....

So the Rose Garden jumbotron crew (similar to the Voltron crew) were doing the kiss cam deal. Everything was fine and dandy. People were kissing all over the place. One guy even proposed and she said yes. Then the kiss cam focuses on Brevin Knight and Matt Harpring sitting on the Jazz bench. Everybody laughs and thinks nothing of it. All of a sudden Brevin Knight leans closer to Harpring and gets ready to kiss him. The crowd roars with anticipation. They are getting closer and closer until Brevin is an inch away from kissing Harpring on the head. All of a sudden a STUPID SWEAT WIPER UPPER gets in the way of the camera and we miss the damn kiss. I hate those guys.

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by Sabonis4Ever on Feb 1, 2009 4:24 AM PST up reply actions  

He had no idea what was going on

I doubt he can see the jumbotron from where he was. The camera guy was sitting on the baseline by the basket and the little turd got right in front of him. HE ROBBED ME OF SEEING MALE KISSING!!

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by Sabonis4Ever on Feb 1, 2009 4:29 AM PST up reply actions  

The SLC broadcast crew mentioned it

They were showing the guys on the court then explained why the crowd got excited.

.

by tominhawaii on Feb 1, 2009 4:40 AM PST up reply actions  

I am

I heard a guy grunt

.

by tominhawaii on Feb 1, 2009 4:13 AM PST up reply actions  

whoo that was a sweet jump and backhand by nadal

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by prezofdeath on Feb 1, 2009 4:19 AM PST reply actions  

this is getting crazy

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by prezofdeath on Feb 1, 2009 4:22 AM PST reply actions  

does anyone else think Nadal is funny looking?

When you look at him, the left side of his face (his actual right side), is almost twice the size of the right side of his face.

.

by tominhawaii on Feb 1, 2009 4:22 AM PST reply actions  

Put your glasses on?

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by Sabonis4Ever on Feb 1, 2009 4:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Just look at him

His right cheek is 10 inches wide and his left cheek is only about 5 inches wide.

.

by tominhawaii on Feb 1, 2009 4:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Nadal is a BABE.

if i were a girl i would stalk him.

"I saw him in the face"

by RoodiePhirnandizz on Feb 1, 2009 4:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Nasty

I don’t like him because he’s so ugly. He looks like Lotney ‘Sloth’ Fratelli except with better hair.

.

by tominhawaii on Feb 1, 2009 4:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Federer KILLS Nadal with that baby soft shot

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by prezofdeath on Feb 1, 2009 4:26 AM PST reply actions  

I have been watching this match since the first serve

I don’t know much about tennis but these two guys seem pretty good.

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by Sabonis4Ever on Feb 1, 2009 4:27 AM PST up reply actions  

I tuned in right before Nadal won the third ?set? I think is what it's called.

So I’ve only seen the around 7 ?games? or so, but it’s been crazy good action. Not something I’d wanna’ watch every day, but these guys are the best.

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by prezofdeath on Feb 1, 2009 4:29 AM PST up reply actions  

It's weird with no commericals

they just play.

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by prezofdeath on Feb 1, 2009 4:32 AM PST reply actions  

Oh Jeez

Fed looks like he is gonna win this set. I’m getting tired, but want to watch the end. 5 set final, exciting.

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by Sabonis4Ever on Feb 1, 2009 4:34 AM PST up reply actions  

C'MON NADAL.

Who’re you rooting for Prezzie? i couldnt fall asleep. too crazy. did you see that one Nadal winner a little bit ago? the crazy one? know what im talkin about? yes? RAFA’S GOT IT ON LOCKDOWN.

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by RoodiePhirnandizz on Feb 1, 2009 4:34 AM PST reply actions  

yeh I know...and some football game is going on tomorrow too...

gotta’ do that thing with friends and fam. Sleep’ll have to wait till next weekend I guess.

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by prezofdeath on Feb 1, 2009 4:39 AM PST up reply actions  

I love Nadal. He is so athletic it makes me feel guilty and wanna 'go to the gym right now.

Well, almost anyway. But seriously, he is good. He makes CRAZY plays I could only dream of doing on Wii Tennis.

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by prezofdeath on Feb 1, 2009 4:37 AM PST up reply actions  

A little quick math tells me that those balls are flying at over 150 feet per second on the serve

almost as fast as my paintball gun. That is scary.

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by prezofdeath on Feb 1, 2009 4:39 AM PST reply actions  

Good question

I would guess limited amount

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by Sabonis4Ever on Feb 1, 2009 4:40 AM PST up reply actions  

they have unlimited challenges.

unless their challenge is wrong. they only get 3 of those (i think) and if they get 3 wrong challenges, they cant challenge anymore.

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by RoodiePhirnandizz on Feb 1, 2009 4:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Set point

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by Sabonis4Ever on Feb 1, 2009 4:40 AM PST reply actions  

And 5 it is

I’m guessing if this set is close this will be one of the best finishes in Aussie Open history.

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by Sabonis4Ever on Feb 1, 2009 4:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Woo wee. Prepare for awesomeness.

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by prezofdeath on Feb 1, 2009 4:41 AM PST reply actions  

I wonder how tired they are

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by Sabonis4Ever on Feb 1, 2009 4:45 AM PST reply actions  

Probably really tired since it's 4:45 AM

kid’n

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by prezofdeath on Feb 1, 2009 4:46 AM PST up reply actions  

I like Nadal's outfit better than Fed's

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by prezofdeath on Feb 1, 2009 4:45 AM PST reply actions  

It's all about the headbands

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by Sabonis4Ever on Feb 1, 2009 4:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Nadal starting things off right

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by prezofdeath on Feb 1, 2009 4:47 AM PST reply actions  

This next game will be

Return of the Rafa

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by prezofdeath on Feb 1, 2009 4:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Has anyone ever called you Chewy?

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by prezofdeath on Feb 1, 2009 4:53 AM PST up reply actions  

I've been called Jesus, lumberjack, mountain man, etc...

No Chewy yet…. You are the first. i like it. haha.

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by RoodiePhirnandizz on Feb 1, 2009 4:54 AM PST up reply actions  

knotted up...

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by prezofdeath on Feb 1, 2009 4:51 AM PST reply actions  

K-fed throwin' in the towel

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by prezofdeath on Feb 1, 2009 4:52 AM PST reply actions  

5 double faults for Fed.

seems a little high.

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by RoodiePhirnandizz on Feb 1, 2009 4:56 AM PST reply actions  

this could be EPIC

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by prezofdeath on Feb 1, 2009 4:57 AM PST reply actions  

The clock strikes midnight on Federer's dream

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by prezofdeath on Feb 1, 2009 5:00 AM PST reply actions  

woo! that was a nice shot

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by prezofdeath on Feb 1, 2009 5:02 AM PST reply actions  

He's gotta be getting tired.

I don’t think he’s got it in him. Rafa’s got him covered with athleticism and youth. Nadal needs to put him down right now.

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by RoodiePhirnandizz on Feb 1, 2009 5:04 AM PST up reply actions  

looks like Rafa's donating him a game

watch out for Rafa’s serve though.

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by prezofdeath on Feb 1, 2009 5:05 AM PST up reply actions  

Rafa's got this one.

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by prezofdeath on Feb 1, 2009 5:06 AM PST up reply actions  

yeah he's cookin.

he can taste that Pasti. i mean trophy.

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by RoodiePhirnandizz on Feb 1, 2009 5:07 AM PST up reply actions  

you made any since your original batch?

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by prezofdeath on Feb 1, 2009 5:11 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes!

about a week and a half ago! added sun dried tomatoes and some Gruyere cheese. YUM-O. (sorry for the Rachel Ray impression)

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by RoodiePhirnandizz on Feb 1, 2009 5:17 AM PST up reply actions  

hmm...sounds pretty good.

I have a bunch in the freezer still….need to get those eaten up so I can try your idea. I made vegetarian ones the other day…those were pretty good.

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by prezofdeath on Feb 1, 2009 5:18 AM PST up reply actions  

Boom.

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by prezofdeath on Feb 1, 2009 5:02 AM PST reply actions  

Fed will tie it up

Book it.

"Only dunk and go to the defense." Rudy Fernandez

by Sabonis4Ever on Feb 1, 2009 5:05 AM PST reply actions  

Federer.....zombie?

Back from the grave? Time will tell…………..

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by prezofdeath on Feb 1, 2009 5:06 AM PST up reply actions  

5 down, 1 to go.

c’mon RAFA.

"I saw him in the face"

by RoodiePhirnandizz on Feb 1, 2009 5:08 AM PST reply actions  

Fed will get this one

But Nadal’s serve is ON

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by Sabonis4Ever on Feb 1, 2009 5:08 AM PST reply actions  

He is pissed

That challenge made him mad. Double fault. He is losing focus.

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by Sabonis4Ever on Feb 1, 2009 5:10 AM PST reply actions  

The end is nigh!

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by prezofdeath on Feb 1, 2009 5:12 AM PST up reply actions  

lol if he double faults

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by prezofdeath on Feb 1, 2009 5:12 AM PST reply actions  

NOT IN FED'S HOUSE

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by Sabonis4Ever on Feb 1, 2009 5:13 AM PST reply actions  

I have a feeling this could go on for a while.

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by prezofdeath on Feb 1, 2009 5:13 AM PST reply actions  

He flopped

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by Sabonis4Ever on Feb 1, 2009 5:15 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

lol +1

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by prezofdeath on Feb 1, 2009 5:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeh

taking a nap in the middle of a contest is uncalled for. what was he thinking?!??! haha

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by prezofdeath on Feb 1, 2009 5:16 AM PST up reply actions  

BANG.

CHAMP.

"I saw him in the face"

by RoodiePhirnandizz on Feb 1, 2009 5:14 AM PST reply actions  

Bingo Bango Bongo!

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by prezofdeath on Feb 1, 2009 5:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Bedtime.

thanks for the enjoyable Aussie Open Gameday Thread experience prez, S4E, and TiH (kinda).

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by RoodiePhirnandizz on Feb 1, 2009 5:18 AM PST reply actions  

aight, see ya chewy

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by prezofdeath on Feb 1, 2009 5:19 AM PST up reply actions  

You're going on my list.

1, 2, 3, 4, 5... 6, 7, 8, 9, 10... 11, twe-elelve.

by tominhawaii on Feb 1, 2009 5:35 AM PST up reply actions  

And I guess I may as well go to bed too, since all the cool people are doing it.

Later Sabonis.

Have fun dreaming about whatever you dream of at night, dearest Tom.

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by prezofdeath on Feb 1, 2009 5:22 AM PST reply actions  

I'm at work

No sleep 4 me.

1, 2, 3, 4, 5... 6, 7, 8, 9, 10... 11, twe-elelve.

by tominhawaii on Feb 1, 2009 5:34 AM PST up reply actions  

No sleep allowed ehh?

Maybe you could take a quick nap and when the boss comes by and you realize you’ve been sleeping, you could pull the “And in his name, Amen.”

Sorry boss, had to offer a quick prayer. I’m back to work now.

I thought they didn’t care what you did anyway? Aren’t you basically just waiting for something to break? Does it matter if you’re sleeping or Bedging while you wait?

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by prezofdeath on Feb 1, 2009 5:37 AM PST up reply actions  

No bosses either

Just me and another guy at night. I won’t see my boss until Monday morning.

I am waiting for stuff to break though.

1, 2, 3, 4, 5... 6, 7, 8, 9, 10... 11, twe-elelve.

by tominhawaii on Feb 1, 2009 5:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Break stuff

"Only dunk and go to the defense." Rudy Fernandez

by Sabonis4Ever on Feb 1, 2009 5:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Heck no

Then I gotta call up people and wake them up.

1, 2, 3, 4, 5... 6, 7, 8, 9, 10... 11, twe-elelve.

by tominhawaii on Feb 1, 2009 5:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Till the superbowl open thread fellas

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by Sabonis4Ever on Feb 1, 2009 5:24 AM PST reply actions  

Why is Fed crying?

That was a hell of a match, and he is basically the best tennis player ever. I’m confused.

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by Sabonis4Ever on Feb 1, 2009 5:33 AM PST reply actions  

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by prezofdeath on Feb 1, 2009 5:34 AM PST up reply actions  

"Only dunk and go to the defense." Rudy Fernandez

by Sabonis4Ever on Feb 1, 2009 5:35 AM PST up reply actions  

I take it back

He’s the Picasso painting of tennis. We can see the left side of his face even though it’s a photo of his right side.

1, 2, 3, 4, 5... 6, 7, 8, 9, 10... 11, twe-elelve.

by tominhawaii on Feb 1, 2009 5:36 AM PST up reply actions  

I wonder if the theory is that wearing green arm bands of similar color to the ball

is distracting to the opponent.

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by prezofdeath on Feb 1, 2009 5:38 AM PST up reply actions  

I don't watch Lost

But did it Jump the Shark by adding a time machine?

1, 2, 3, 4, 5... 6, 7, 8, 9, 10... 11, twe-elelve.

by tominhawaii on Feb 1, 2009 7:05 AM PST reply actions  

Last.

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