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Blasphemy

We all know that Yahoo(!) Sports columnist Adrian Wojnarowski has the popularity of a half-eaten, week-old onion ring around here.  But he penned a column yesterday that got me thinking.  Basically his thesis is that The Suns are collapsing under the weight of their own gravity and the main reason is the dichotomy between the Nash-Stoudemire offense and the Shaq-Porter offense.  He speculates that the team could be torn down soon, including the liquidation of any or all of the major stars outside of Steve Nash.

This column tipped the scales for me broaching a subject that's been on my mind for a while. I haven't given utterance to it because it's against every emotional instinct I have as a Blazer fan.  But here it goes.

It wouldn't be the worst thing in the world for the Blazers to go after Shaq.

OK...I know you're swallowing that little bit of throw-up that rose in your throat.  Believe me, I did too the first six dozen times I thought of this.  It gets easier with time though.

I was talking to someone in Phoenix about this article and he said that if Shaq were traded it would indeed mean that the entire team is being scuttled.  He seriously doubts that is the case.  BUT if that were the case and Shaq were available, he speculates there would be plausible trade scenarios that do not involve the Blazers' top four players.  The names thrown around were the likes of Sergio Rodriguez, Channing Frye, Joel Przybilla, maybe a first rounder...mix and match some of those to throw in with Raef LaFrentz's expiring contract.  (Personally I think Outlaw or Webster might be serious candidates but we didn't get around to them in the discussion.)

So let's assume just for fun that such a package would get a deal done and that Phoenix would be willing to part with Shaq as the obvious square peg messing up their round hole.  At that cost, wouldn't you have to think about this deal?

One obvious question would be what to do about Shaq and Oden together.  What happens when Mr. Just Was meets Mr. Soon To Be?  Admittedly it's a problem if you envision Oden playing 30 minutes a game from here on out.  But cut that down to 24 and you might have a deal.  Shaq doesn't play big minutes on consecutive nights much anymore.  24 per night might preserve his legs and fit his stamina requirements.  Oden would continue to develop and learn from another huge guy who, for better or worse, has made an enormous impact on this league.

Even more to the point, this duo would make us an incredible headache for every team in the universe, especially in the playoffs.  The Portland centers would just never quit.  We wouldn't be waiting for a year or two from now to start winning series.  We'd expect to win at least one this year, perhaps more.  We wouldn't be catapulted into the league elite but we'd become very, very nasty. 

Shaq can rebound and can hit cutters with the pass in addition to scoring.  He fits the Blazers' offense far more than he fits the Suns'.  The slower pace here would benefit his game.  Plus he'd be a deadly combination with Lamarcus and the three-point shooters.  You wouldn't get the level of defense you once would have out of him but he can still take up space in the middle.  Plus you wouldn't have to worry so much if he or Greg collected a couple of fouls.

Obviously taking on Shaq's contract would obliterate Portland's cap room this summer.  But who are you going to trade for or sign that would make that kind of impact, albeit a short-term one?  Unless you really could get a Hinrich-Deng deal done on the cheap (which sounds far-fetched to me) nothing else we've heard would accelerate Portland's process the way this deal would.

According to Storyteller's site Shaquille is scheduled to make $21 million next year, the final year of his contract.  This would mean some major luxury tax dollars for Paul Allen.  But that deal does expire in one year.  If the experiment was a bust you could look at moving his contract again at the deadline next year or simply absorb the tax savings.  (Since we'll be signing Roy and Aldridge to max extensions as early as possible there wouldn't be much room to wiggle under the cap even if Shaq's contract came off in 2010.)  If the experiment was working it might not be entirely far-fetched to think of Shaquille playing another couple seasons here and trying to win one more ring.

Given the parameters of the trade above, the depth chart would look like:

C:  Oden, Shaq

PF:  Aldridge, Outlaw

SF:  Webster, Batum, Outlaw

SG:  Roy, Fernandez

PG:  Blake, Bayless

I know all of the arguments against--fantasy league, too Bob-Whitsitt-ish, big fight over who starts, don't mess with a good thing--but it's just impossible not to let the potential of that lineup seep in a little.  While most of those guys are still developing there's not a marginal player in the bunch.  Post play, size, rebounding, shooting, flexibility...you pretty much have everything you need to play a possession-control game with a touch of flash and spice.

I am absolutely breaking the Blazer Code by even suggesting this and I know it.  It's terribly far-fetched and I know that too.  So why can't I get that tickle out of the back of my brain?

In any case, you have no need of further witnesses.  You have heard it from my own lips.  Spit on me, strike me, blindfold me and lead me away.  I probably deserve it.

So what say you?

--Dave (blazersub@yahoo.com)

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i havve been thinking about

this for a little but it kinda makes sense

"Howard, he know me" Rudy

by phillyduck23 on Jan 29, 2009 11:04 PM PST reply actions  

just as long as

we don’t give up much for it

"Howard, he know me" Rudy

by phillyduck23 on Jan 29, 2009 11:05 PM PST up reply actions  

also

once he is washed up(kinda now but probably worse next year) he could just be on the bench as a player coach type, but overall it’s not necessary given how much oden has progressed lately(kinda about the same time as coach lucas came bach, coinsidence)

"Howard, he know me" Rudy

by phillyduck23 on Jan 29, 2009 11:09 PM PST up reply actions  

and lastly

FIRST!! boyah my first first was it as good for you as it was for me?

"Howard, he know me" Rudy

by phillyduck23 on Jan 29, 2009 11:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Sounds like fun

but I thought Shaq was more a big-market, warm-weather guy…

by levelhed on Jan 29, 2009 11:07 PM PST reply actions  

shaq is a “win rings with an elite 2” kind of guy

by Ben Golliver on Jan 29, 2009 11:47 PM PST up reply actions   3 recs

Yeah, Nick Anderson was definitely no Kobe Bryant or Dwyane Wade.

If only “Penny” had been a shooting guard, then things would’ve been different in 1995.

Sarcasm aside, though, Shaquille O’Neal has benefited playing with a guard who can share the load.

by AK1984 on Jan 30, 2009 10:26 AM PST up reply actions  

He's not worth it

Too much money for a short-term, very uncertain proposition. In my mind it messes with whatever style of play the blazers would otherwise develop. And is Shaq going to be happy coming off the bench behind Oden?!? No way. But you want to start Oden to develop the Oden-Roy-Aldridge chemistry . . . .

Also, what happens to Joel? He’s too valuable to sit but we need someone decent behind Oden after Shaq is gone. Joel seems like a good candidate who – assuming the situation is mutually-beneficial – would be happy to keep plugging along for the Blazers long term.

I’m not a Shaq hater (like I am with Kobe) so I could deal with it from that perspective.

put a body on 'em

by RayBourque on Jan 30, 2009 7:36 PM PST up reply actions  

It wouldn’t be the worst thing in the world for the Blazers to go after Shaq.

I had to read that a couple times over. wasn’t expecting that at all!! but i’ve thought it over and there is a good chance Shaq would bring a banner to PDX in the next couple years (we may do that even without Shaq) so I would welcome him with somewhat open arms.

"I saw him in the face"

by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jan 29, 2009 11:09 PM PST reply actions  

Bob "Dave Deckard" Whitsitt?

It’s a hard idea to grasp. After seeing that Game 7 when he demolished us and…. well, delivered us one of the most painful losses in Blazer history, it would be hard to root for him, although once he put on the Blazer #32 I would probably forgive him.

I like the idea, not just because Shaq adds a dynamic that would help in the playoffs, but because if it doesn’t work, it’s easy to trade a $21 million dollar expiring contract.

I guess I’m happy with a trade or without. Sure, we could be better this year, but it’s not like we don’t have enough talent. Shaq is a very interesting idea, though. I’m going to have to think about it a bit.

by Cablinasian on Jan 29, 2009 11:10 PM PST reply actions  

Yep

It is retired by Bill Walton. That would piss Shaq off to no end. He hates Bill Walton.

"Only dunk and go to the defense." Rudy Fernandez

by Sabonis4Ever on Jan 29, 2009 11:30 PM PST up reply actions  

there is always the possibility

that Walton may allow Shaq to wear it. – Elgin

I get what I deserve. I deserve what I get. I have it so I deserve it. I deserve
it for I have it. I get what I deserve. What I deserve - what I deserve what
I get. I have it so I deserve. - Gentle Giant

by 22baylor on Jan 30, 2009 9:41 AM PST up reply actions  

I dislike that myself, particularly since watching an over-the-hill, washed-up Jerry Rice ...

wear Steve Largent’s retired #80 jersey with the Seattle Seahawks rubbed me the wrong way.

by AK1984 on Jan 30, 2009 10:32 AM PST up reply actions  

Ack!

I just threw up remembering that abomination. Retired jerseys should stay retired. Always and forever. No exclusions.

by antediluvian on Jan 30, 2009 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

It is foolish to take stuff like watching your team get beat personally.

It’s just a game. One you are not even playing in, but just an observer.

It is one thing to dislike an opposing team. The “hated rival”. But to extend that to a dislike of individual players simply because they’ve played for that team sounds childish to me. (No insult intended. I don’t think you are childish.) I see this quite a bit on the Baltimore Orioles blog I check out. Some folks over there exhibit an almost gut tearing hatred of anyone wearing a Yankee or Red Sox uniform. There are people who deplore Mike Mussina because he left the O’s to sign with New York. The guy is likely to end up in the HoF and he played for Baltimore for more than half his career, plus he’s always been a class act.

Sure, there are players I don’t particularly like, but for reasons having to do with them – they are selfish, immature, lazy, disruptive or I just am not a fan of their game. But I don’t think I’ve ever let the fact that a player played on a team I disliked get in the way of admiring his skill or accomplishments.

hakkaa päälle !

by timg56 on Jan 30, 2009 6:45 AM PST up reply actions  

I get what you're saying.

I’m sure that if Shaq were a Blazer, then I would be a huge fan. I rooted for him in the playoffs when he was with the Heat… couldn’t stand the thought of Dirk winning a title.

by Cablinasian on Jan 30, 2009 7:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Ya but...

Being a fan is an emotional experience. I don’t have near the hate for the L*kers or any other team as some people, but I sure do hate certain players on opposing teams. Those players almost always have one thing in common, they personally led their team to a series of disappointing (to me) wins over the Blazers. People like K*be, Shaq, and Lebron, are all players who I can’t stand for that reason.

Back 1999/2000 when the Whitsitt blazers were playing well, I spent a lot of time rationalizing my hate for Shaq (especially), and i can’t just take it back now that he’s no longer playing for the L*kers. However, that doesn’t mean I don’t see the value in this trade proposal, I’d just have to rationalize my new found fandom of him =p

by Gelvalst on Jan 30, 2009 11:52 AM PST up reply actions  

REC

I like it Dave.

We’ve won 1 title in 38 years. Rings don’t just grow on trees. You have to be willing to go get them.

Great creativity.

by Bust a Bucket on Jan 29, 2009 11:15 PM PST reply actions  

This isn't nearly as blasphemous

as suggesting the Blazers go after that guy who wears #24 for the Lakers.

As an aside, I saw a 2 year old at the supermarket tonight wearing a Kobe jersey and I thought about knocking him over. Does this make me a bad person?

by tingeyga on Jan 29, 2009 11:15 PM PST reply actions  

Good point

and this will make the WCF that much more fun… beating Kobe and Phil—→ with Shaq!!!

Portland to LA: Tell me how my * tastes!

by Bust a Bucket on Jan 29, 2009 11:17 PM PST up reply actions   3 recs

oh man!

that thought just pushed me from on the fence to fully in favor

The end is in the beginning and yet I go on....
-Beckett

by eyeotiger on Jan 29, 2009 11:39 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

hAhaa

lol
thanks for that.

"Rudy’s flashy passes had the place whispering to each other like we were in junior high" ~BlazermaniacAndy

by courtsideerrandboy on Jan 30, 2009 2:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes.

For not acting on that thought.

btw – you should have punched out the mom for putting it on the kid as well.

hakkaa päälle !

by timg56 on Jan 30, 2009 6:47 AM PST up reply actions  

at least you showed restraint...

….that said, considering he’s only about two, he’d have a natural opportunity to grow those teeth back.

"I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany."

by dcblazer on Jan 30, 2009 7:14 AM PST up reply actions  

not too bad

Don’t push the little tyke too hard, just enough that he has to land on his bottom a little bit. That seems OK to me. – Elgin

I get what I deserve. I deserve what I get. I have it so I deserve it. I deserve
it for I have it. I get what I deserve. What I deserve - what I deserve what
I get. I have it so I deserve. - Gentle Giant

by 22baylor on Jan 30, 2009 9:43 AM PST up reply actions  

exactly what I was going to say

“This isn’t nearly as blasphemous…” I agree even though landing Kobe is the only way I could possibly see regular Blazers games on TV here in China. Well actually getting Shaq would give me a slim chance too, but #24 would be blasphemous to every cell in my body and wouldn’t be worth any so-called benefit, either personally or to Blazers fandom.

Thanks Dave for being persistent enough to get the bile out of my mouth from initially reading your proposal. I actually find Shaq a likeable human being anyway; the bile came from picturing him and Oden together.

by SkyDave on Jan 31, 2009 1:25 AM PST up reply actions  

SkyDave: Watching the Blazers in a foreign country

I live in Mexico and even though I have Dish Network down here, it doesn’t carry ComCast. If you have a broadband internet connection, you can go to atdhe.net and watch the games live on your monitor for free. Try it, it works for me.

MM

"Send lawyers, guns and money; the sh*t has hit the fan." - Warren Zevon

by mexicoman on Jan 31, 2009 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

First Fatty, and now this?

Are you trying to incite a revolution?

In all seriousness though, there is no way this deal gets done without giving up at least one of our small forwards. Sergio + Frye + Ike + Shav (Maybe, unless you only meant the active playing time depth chart) + Joel + RLEC isn’t enough for Steve Kerr to pull the deal. Unless you catch him on a day he is doing commentary for NBA Live, and he’s distracted.

by usdblazerfan on Jan 29, 2009 11:18 PM PST reply actions  

And if we're giving up a SF

I’d gladly give up Outlaw OR Webster. Either one I think we could do without, but not both.

by usdblazerfan on Jan 29, 2009 11:19 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL

I had the same thought.

When I rule the world, everyone will know how to use Excel.

by jscot on Jan 30, 2009 6:28 AM PST up reply actions  

That or Dave's got some secret bet with another blogger that he can generate ....

…. a certain number of replies for the month of January.

hakkaa päälle !

by timg56 on Jan 30, 2009 6:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Watched the Suns game tonite

Shaq looks like an old dude who still has something left in the tank with the right minutes,Amare on the other hand is a"Im a star,D is for the peons" kind of guy who can put up stats while his team loses and feel good about it

by southern oregon on Jan 29, 2009 11:18 PM PST reply actions  

Totally Agree

Shaq knows what it takes to win, Amar’e knows what it takes to put up numbers.

by nikolokolus on Jan 30, 2009 8:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes! This would be a great move!

If the suns would bite, we would get a huge expiring contract NEXT year. You know, the year that every sports writer in the country wont stop talking about when a couple guys around the league are going to possibly be moving. More importantly, he could mentor Greg, and make us an absolute nightmare at the center position.

by dario argento on Jan 29, 2009 11:20 PM PST reply actions  

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Jan 29, 2009 11:20 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

Nice pick dude..

it’s a hard knock life, I know.

"Every time Troutlaw touches the ball, I pop an anti-anxiety pill."

by DaNoose on Jan 29, 2009 11:21 PM PST up reply actions  

You need to ask for forgiveness, Dave. If you were Catholic I would insist you go to confession

and ask for forgiveness for your transgressions.

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Jan 29, 2009 11:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Assign me

my Pater Nosters and Hail Marys Ann. I’ll do them. I’ll even go buy a Rosary.

Trust me. I feel…unclean.

—Dave

by Dave on Jan 29, 2009 11:32 PM PST up reply actions  

I hate you Dave

You are making me seriously consider this.

"Only dunk and go to the defense." Rudy Fernandez

by Sabonis4Ever on Jan 29, 2009 11:33 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

i know

that someone nicked Sabas would hate on Shaq!

that was an awesome rivalry!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fj8DgWnbVng&feature=bz303
MVP *** MVP *** MVP
I've never scored more than 38 ..... not even in Little League.

by Portland89 on Jan 30, 2009 12:13 AM PST up reply actions  

Just because the Church is slow to change (like being ok with birth control) doesn’t me they’re right and you’re wrong.

Martin Luther had cojones, and so do you. That’s a good thing!

by Bust a Bucket on Jan 29, 2009 11:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Ann thank you.

Needed to be said

"There is one way that cutting off trade with a partner could help you," Wolfers explains. "And that's if you're an idiot. If you used to trade a lot with one partner, and they always got the better of you because you don't know what you're doing, then you're right, you would be better off not trading with them any more."

by Outlaw is Rejector on Jan 30, 2009 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

-25

Jerryd Bayless has two emotions: Kill and Win.

"I want to put points on your face."
-Rudy to Pau Gasol

NorrisHopper30: "someone injure pubert jones"

by rockingharder on Jan 30, 2009 3:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Ann, I agree with you

It seams like we would be selling our soul to the devil, and for what price? Too dangerous!

by Dmartyparty on Jan 30, 2009 11:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Interesting

I think I could live with that. Greg could learn a lot from Shaq about how to be a bully and get away with it. I would also rather enjoy us and Shaq beating Kobe. I would feel a little sad for loosing Priz though, he works so hard for us.

"Every time Troutlaw touches the ball, I pop an anti-anxiety pill."

by DaNoose on Jan 29, 2009 11:21 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

shaq always helps the perimeter offense

our three-pt. sharpshooters would love it. shaq’s teams are always good 3-ball shooters.

"I didn't know I was going to score 52 so I didn't think to Tivo it or nothin." -B Roy

by Dodoh on Jan 29, 2009 11:21 PM PST reply actions  

.385, 5th in the league

"I didn't know I was going to score 52 so I didn't think to Tivo it or nothin." -B Roy

by Dodoh on Jan 29, 2009 11:47 PM PST up reply actions  

haha

don’t confuse us with facts.

by Cablinasian on Jan 30, 2009 7:18 AM PST up reply actions  

I see what you're saying but

in fairness to Dodoh’s original point, the Suns are definitely lacking this year in sharpshooters.

Dunk

by Billy Ray Bates on Jan 30, 2009 9:38 AM PST up reply actions  

They have James Jones,

and Rudy Fernandez, Oh wait, thats right, they traded them away.

by Dmartyparty on Jan 30, 2009 11:42 PM PST up reply actions  

That's cause they are a mid-range jump shooting team.

They’re not hitting from three anymore. Anyone can see that their perimeter game is lacking.

by OneTrickPony on Jan 30, 2009 12:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't know,

I think Oden could use some of Shaq’s earlier attitude and confidence.

"Every time Troutlaw touches the ball, I pop an anti-anxiety pill."

by DaNoose on Jan 29, 2009 11:24 PM PST up reply actions  

If we get Shaq, we would start him in the playoffs

I don’t think that will do a lot for Oden’s confidence.

by Salem Stephen on Jan 29, 2009 11:25 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah, i agree a bit if that would happen. It's a risk.

It’s a long time from now til the playoffs to develop. I think we could still start Greg over Shaq. I think Shaq would do anything to win another ring.

"Every time Troutlaw touches the ball, I pop an anti-anxiety pill."

by DaNoose on Jan 29, 2009 11:33 PM PST up reply actions  

He would have to start

Would it be a bad thing for Greg to come off the bench for 2 or 3 years until Shaq retires?

"Only dunk and go to the defense." Rudy Fernandez

by Sabonis4Ever on Jan 29, 2009 11:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't think that's a bad thing.

I think Greg would get more minutes overall anyways.

"Every time Troutlaw touches the ball, I pop an anti-anxiety pill."

by DaNoose on Jan 29, 2009 11:37 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL Macro-Brew

Why isn’t this green yet?

If you agree with me: Good, I like being agreeable.
If you [think you] don't agree with me: You really do agree with me. You just haven't realized that I use sarcasm alot, so whatever you didn't agree with, take the opposite of it, and that's what I really mean.

by prezofdeath on Jan 30, 2009 3:42 AM PST up reply actions  

macro-brew

Is a real term.

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"You can add me to the list of those who think you rock" -Mortimer
"you rock

see above" -Zaron5551

by Sarbonis on Jan 30, 2009 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

hmm, well shows you how much I know about beers

still strikes my funny bone though.

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If you [think you] don't agree with me: You really do agree with me. You just haven't realized that I use sarcasm alot, so whatever you didn't agree with, take the opposite of it, and that's what I really mean.

by prezofdeath on Jan 30, 2009 5:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Shaq's greatest value to us would be

as Greg’s teacher. And the question I have about Shaq is whether he is really willing to be a mentor to someone that everyone says is “the Next Shaq/the Future/etc”. We’ve seen how hard he plays against Greg and how unfriendly he has been. Part of that is because Shaq is a really proud guy who is very concerned and insecure about his legacy. (see: his constant carping about number of rings, comparing his legacy to Duncan, etc.) I’m not so sure that a trade like this wouldn’t lead to the same problems for us that it has for the Suns. Just like Stoudemire, Greg would see a decline in his minutes, his touches, and the team’s focus on him. And even though Greg has a better team attitude than Amare, he’s already shown himself to be a little sensitive.

Even though it’s all hypothetical, I wouldn’t touch Shaq with a ten-foot pole. Everyone is being seduced by his mini-renaissance, but ask him to play a few more minutes and not take every other game off and see what happens.

The Blazers are on their way, and while this might seem tempting in the short run, it’s more harmful in the long run.

Oppy

by Oppy on Jan 30, 2009 11:18 AM PST up reply actions  

Whether it works or not

is totally up to Shaq. We all know what his gifts are. But he is the biggest personality in the league.

He has proven over his career that he want to win and he wants to win championships. We give him the one of the best chances he’s got if he were to be traded. He does fit with us extremely well.

by lethaldose on Jan 29, 2009 11:23 PM PST reply actions  

maybe if he agrees to stay on as an assistant coach / bodyguard for paul allen

by Ben Golliver on Jan 29, 2009 11:27 PM PST reply actions  

he could be PA's "driver"

[you know, like how Eddy Curry had a “driver” and Brandon Roy has a driver]

by Bust a Bucket on Jan 29, 2009 11:28 PM PST up reply actions  

"Touch it, Shaq."

"Well, Travis just showed us that we can go to Travis Outlaw." - Nate McMillan

by 12sharks on Jan 30, 2009 8:31 AM PST up reply actions  

We could always use

an extra deputy in town…

There is probably no more terrible instance of enlightenment than the one in which you discover your father is a man — with human flesh.
Paul Muad'Dib - Dune (Frank Herbert)

My Translation: My Dad is a dude just like me, and my sons are dudes like me also. I love that.
Season Tix: Section 315, with my sons

by johnv59 on Jan 30, 2009 12:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Hmmm...

If we could do it without losing Joel, I’d be open to discuss. After all, Shaq only has a couple of years left in the tank while Joel has several years left…of course, that’d be a plethora of centers…

by DonkeyShins on Jan 29, 2009 11:28 PM PST reply actions  

Joel is too important

Right now he has broken bones so you are FORGETTING how awesome he is. Joel works his heart out, he comes through in the clutch, he has no problem being subordinate to Greg, he is part of our spectacular rebounding story, he not only fits into the culture of the Blazers he embodies it. He is a critical part of our chemistry.

Shaq is Shaq, he isn’t Portland and doesn’t fit our story.

I wish him the best but we don’t need him here.

Dave, take your blasphemy back. It isn’t just wrong, it is hurtful to Joel, insulting to our team and a moral evil.

quid Latine dictum sit, altum viditur

by dvcastle on Jan 30, 2009 1:06 AM PST up reply actions  

Do not sell the Vanilla Gorilla short!

Do ya think he is tutoring GO?
   I do.

Who’s the better FT shooter?
   Pryzzy!

Who has a lot more left for us Fans to enjoy?
   Pryzzy!

Who is younger & more long term
   Pryzzy!

Who is more Blazer?
   Pryzzy!

I really don’t think wheelin’ “The Tank” up ‘n down the floor, is goin’ to do anything for us this year or next.
I would rather SPAM on other things, as needed. This seems to be a rush to get things done NOW! Like PHX.
It may take five years (like w/Walton) to get there but pushin’ a big seige tower around ain’t goin’ to help any.

Elizabeth had a partner and he had a rap from the cops, Him and Lenny Suckerpunch were just out Tooling around

by Lizzy Lowblow on Jan 30, 2009 6:28 PM PST up reply actions  

"Big Seige Tower"

LOL

"We don't back down to nobody." --Joel Przybilla

by hurryup09 on Jan 31, 2009 1:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Wow.

Dave, I think someone hacked into your account.

by Nick Van Excellent on Jan 29, 2009 11:28 PM PST reply actions  

Douglast suggests Sergio/RLEC/Przybilla for Shaq

Would Phoenix do this? I think they’d want Webster too – in which case I’d want Grant Hill too. – Elgin

I get what I deserve. I deserve what I get. I have it so I deserve it. I deserve
it for I have it. I get what I deserve. What I deserve - what I deserve what
I get. I have it so I deserve. - Gentle Giant

by 22baylor on Jan 30, 2009 9:49 AM PST up reply actions  

uhhh

Ben’s idea of picks in addition to Douglast’s suggestion (below) makes a lot of sense. – Elgin

I get what I deserve. I deserve what I get. I have it so I deserve it. I deserve
it for I have it. I get what I deserve. What I deserve - what I deserve what
I get. I have it so I deserve. - Gentle Giant

by 22baylor on Jan 30, 2009 9:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Why would the suns want channing and sergio?

They haven’t shown much. Sergio is very up and down and not really a threat as a backup to Nash. They really covet Joel? Nothing against Shaq but he is injury prone as heck. Half a good season hasn’t convinced me he isn’t too old to be playing in this league. He has always wanted to be the alpha dog…you can see it coming through in Phx. After he got traded he said all the right things about how he was gonna defer. Lately, he’s been calling for more of a role in the Offense. It’s more important to develop Oden than to sign an over-the-hill Shaq at this stage in our team’s ascension.

by OneTrickPony on Jan 29, 2009 11:30 PM PST reply actions   2 recs

He may be calling for more of a role because they are losing.

it could be either, or. But you are right, if he gets another injury and he is done for the season we are hosed. Wont have seemed like such a good idea then.

by lethaldose on Jan 29, 2009 11:34 PM PST up reply actions  

it seems like the suns' ssol days are over

so, i think they’d be more inclined to keep o’neal and part with nash/stoudemire.

"I've hacked into your brain. You're throwing a party and no one's showing up."

by ignign*kt on Jan 29, 2009 11:33 PM PST reply actions  

I agree

I don’t think this deal gets done from the Phoenix side. But just for sake of pondering (and because my guy said it wasn’t entirely beyond possibility) I decided to go with the premise.

—Dave

by Dave on Jan 29, 2009 11:36 PM PST up reply actions  

i don’t think it would take all that much to get shaq. przybilla would look good next to amar’e… amar’e and richardson is who they will end up building around once they admit defeat. przybilla is a nice piece. plus the cap flexibility of raef plus picks… it’s definitely plausible from both sides.

by Ben Golliver on Jan 29, 2009 11:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Ben

Think about the injustice. Przy for Shaq. I don’t know if we can do that to Joel after all he has given us.

"Only dunk and go to the defense." Rudy Fernandez

by Sabonis4Ever on Jan 29, 2009 11:42 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

personally, im relatively neutral on shaq. i respect the glitter on his hand. also, i would like to freestyle battle him. losing joel would be tough. that’s why they call it a business.

im not saying it would be my first move but if KP did it i would definitely roll with KP. i wouldnt be blasting him like everyone blasted kerr for trading marion, that’s for sure.

i would weep inside, probably.

by Ben Golliver on Jan 29, 2009 11:44 PM PST up reply actions  

i guess look at it this way…

dave made a better argument for us to trade for shaq than the argument kerr used to trade for shaq.

by Ben Golliver on Jan 29, 2009 11:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Besides Pryz

who else would you actually part with?

by lethaldose on Jan 29, 2009 11:48 PM PST up reply actions  

the usual suspects: any combination of sergio/frye/ike… id only include przybilla if the combination of those guys plus RLEC couldn’t get it done… i think of that package probably przybilla would be the most tempting for them, followed by sergio or frye…

someone should go fan post this at bright side of the sun!!!

by Ben Golliver on Jan 29, 2009 11:49 PM PST up reply actions  

martell and travis would be deal breakers on this one to me… martell because of his potential, travis because of his relationship with brandon. they could go but not this deal.

by Ben Golliver on Jan 29, 2009 11:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes!

Love to see what they think of it and who they would want. Within reason of course.

by lethaldose on Jan 29, 2009 11:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I've always been afraid that Rudy would miss Sergio

and the ties to home he gives him, get home sick, and go back to Spain.

by lethaldose on Jan 29, 2009 11:52 PM PST up reply actions  

rudy is not going anywhere. dude is a cash cow and an incredible value.

rudy is as close to untouchable as you get without being named brandon roy.

by Ben Golliver on Jan 29, 2009 11:53 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

I would miss Sergio

I might get home sick and go back to Spain with Rudy and Sergio. Although, I’ve never been there.

by Rudyciudad on Jan 30, 2009 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Don’t they have a clock counting down Shaq’s exodus?

by Nick Van Excellent on Jan 29, 2009 11:51 PM PST up reply actions  

It's strange.

I try to type how I feel about this scenario but the words just won’t come. There is a certain emotion I feel when I think about Shaq in a Blazer’s uniform. It’s like a mix of dread and awe. It’s so unnatural it’s almost mesmerizing.

Shaq in a Blazers uniform. Wow.

by Nick Van Excellent on Jan 29, 2009 11:57 PM PST up reply actions  

get over yourself

it wouldn’t be THAT crazy. as far as I’m concerned, it would actually be ill to see Shaq donning the blazers black, white and red. and the whole beating LA w/ shaq behind greg is a sexy, sexy thought.

Say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.

by aryamehr on Jan 30, 2009 12:04 AM PST up reply actions  

Huh?

Decent post, but what’s with the title line?

—Dave

by Dave on Jan 30, 2009 12:08 AM PST up reply actions  

i was talking to Nick Van Excellent...

that it shouldn’t boggle his mind so much imagining shaq in a blazers uni. as a blazer fan it’d certainly be wacky, but the coolness factor of it would overwhelm the disgust haha.

just imagine the media narrative with shaq on the blazers. the old guard backing the next big thing! awesome! ESPN would chomp at the bit.

Say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.

by aryamehr on Jan 30, 2009 12:12 AM PST up reply actions  

So, if I follow your logic

because NVE’s mind is boggled, it means he needs to “get over himself” ???

Hmm…

How will getting over himself unboggle his mind?

by Bust a Bucket on Jan 30, 2009 12:19 AM PST up reply actions  

wow

didnt think i’d be skewered by my blazer-loving compatriots for telling someone to get over themselves. GOSH! I’M SORRY OKAY!

please love me again?

Say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.

by aryamehr on Jan 30, 2009 12:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Never loved you to begin with.

Just liked the fact you were easy and paid for your own drinks.

hakkaa päälle !

by timg56 on Jan 30, 2009 6:57 AM PST up reply actions  

it's a cold cold world

I get what I deserve. I deserve what I get. I have it so I deserve it. I deserve
it for I have it. I get what I deserve. What I deserve - what I deserve what
I get. I have it so I deserve. - Gentle Giant

by 22baylor on Jan 30, 2009 9:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Not according to the proponents ...

… of Global Warming.

hakkaa päälle !

by timg56 on Jan 30, 2009 10:45 AM PST up reply actions  

you mean . . .

someone’s in favor of it?

That’s just weird.

Oh yeah – the coal mining companies! Snap! – Elgin

You don't have to wear a clock around your neck to know what time it is at Bob's. Meals cooked with real religious fervor! Thousands of empty seats in the back, for the lonely set. At Bob's you don't have to leave your loved one out in the street - your car is as welcome as you are! - Firesign Theatre.

by 22baylor on Jan 30, 2009 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I was pushing for the Blazers to get Shaq

when it was obvious that he and the Lakers were going to part ways. It made a lot of sense for both sides… except for that unwritten rule about not trading a major piece to a conference opponent. Which is a big reason why neither the Blazers nor Suns would do this deal.

by MiledAnimal on Jan 30, 2009 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

As much as I've ripped Steve Kerr in the past, I'd hate on Kevin Pritchard more if ...

he even contemplated swinging this outright insane trade proposal. Undoubtedly, Joel Przybilla’s marvelous defense off of the bench brings more to the table than Shaquille O’Neal’s efficient offense would during every other game. O’Neal is old, out of shape, and disgustingly bad at defending the pick-‘n’-roll at this point in his career.

Besides, it’s highly doubtful that O’Neal would even want to come play for the Portland Trail Blazers — especially considering its location, climate, et cetera — so it’s possible that “The Big Aristotle” might nix such an idea.

by AK1984 on Jan 30, 2009 12:45 AM PST up reply actions  

once greg ramps up, joel will be more valuable to other teams than to us.

shaq wants rings by any means necessary. better chance in portland than phoenix.

by Ben Golliver on Jan 30, 2009 12:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Although I've definitely got a favorable bias toward true centers, I still hold ...

the viewpoint that every championship caliber team has got to have at least two legitimate pivotmen — with both dudes being either near, at, or over 7’0" tall, as well as no worse than above average defensively — on its roster. I’d even prefer to have three such players — which is why I’ve suggested that Portland ought to heavily scout Cole Aldrich and Andrew Ogilvy for the 2009 NBA Draft — although I’m probably in the minority with that opinion.

by AK1984 on Jan 30, 2009 1:17 AM PST up reply actions  

We'll make the playoffs

It’s not a given that they will.

We’ve got a better chance to advance than they do. They probably face L.A. or S.A. in the first round. We probably get someone not quite so imposing.

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by jscot on Jan 30, 2009 6:35 AM PST up reply actions  

This is just a gut feeling, but I expect that the Phoenix Suns have a ...

better chance than the Portland Trail Blazers to win a playoff series this season. With all of those desperate veterans on its roster, they’ll make a very hard push for one last shot at glory this April and May. Come June, though, those guys will be sitting at home like most NBA players.

Of course, I predict LaMarcus Aldridge will have a massive meltdown in the post-season — which’ll cause a lot of people who adore the dude to question their unyielding support for him — while Portland’s matador defense at everywhere except center will be exposed to the fullest extent by a superior opponent.

by AK1984 on Jan 31, 2009 1:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Did LMA make out with your girlfriend or something?

I can’t fathom how anyone can fail to like The Beanpole. Great young player, hard worker, likeable guy, future all-star.

Power player? No, but he doesn’t have to be in tandem with Greg Oden. Especially after the Blazers sign a “Maxsap” to back him up. Physicality is a great thing (as I’ve been known to point out at this site). But speed and finesse also have their place in the game of basketball. None other than John Wooden was a big proponent of that, and he had some success as I recall. Combine speed, finesse, and tremendous length and you have a very valuable commodity.

"We don't back down to nobody." --Joel Przybilla

by hurryup09 on Jan 31, 2009 1:48 AM PST up reply actions  

My pessimism about the Suns

is based on the conviction that they will face a much, much tougher opponent. I don’t see them cracking the top six, and I don’t see them beating L.A. or S.A. If the Hornets or Denver pip S.A. for the second seed, I could see Phoenix beating the Hornets, but I expect it is the Spurs at #2.

When I rule the world, everyone will know how to use Excel.

by jscot on Jan 31, 2009 1:54 AM PST up reply actions  

My thought exactly Sabas

You dump the guy who probably sacrificed the most for this team and did all the dirty work for a guy that crushed him with a basketball in the sternum and handed this team it’s worst humiliation of all time. Meet your new room mate Adolph in room number 666.

by Wotan on Jan 30, 2009 1:09 AM PST up reply actions  

I totally agree with revulsion on the betrayal of Joel's allegiance...

Phoenix got Shaq to put them over the top It didn’t work there.
Probably wont work in Portland…. Way to costly for what we may (or may not) get in return on the court. I got nothin against Shaq. Just don’t think he’s worth the likely cost to our team.
Shaq’s in our history, not in our future. We got more pressing needs than at the center position.

by Berkeley on Jan 30, 2009 2:10 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

+1

Pryzzy > Shanq for the PTB!

Elizabeth had a partner and he had a rap from the cops, Him and Lenny Suckerpunch were just out Tooling around

by Lizzy Lowblow on Jan 30, 2009 6:39 PM PST up reply actions  

one guy they will never get rid of is Stoudemire

he’s the one guy they can build around for years

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jan 29, 2009 11:41 PM PST up reply actions  

ugh amare

used to think he was awesome. what a lame-o.

Say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.

by aryamehr on Jan 30, 2009 12:05 AM PST up reply actions  

Amare realizes that the fat contracts go to the guys who are flashy scorers

And frankly I think the money, fame, etc are a lot more important to Amera than the actual winning of games.

Blazer Fan

by leeroyjenkins on Jan 30, 2009 9:16 AM PST up reply actions  

I would make that trade straight-up.

Jerryd Bayless has two emotions: Kill and Win.

"I want to put points on your face."
-Rudy to Pau Gasol

NorrisHopper30: "someone injure pubert jones"

by rockingharder on Jan 30, 2009 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Whhhhaaaaaat the?!?!!

SHAQ?! Really?! HELL NO! I literally was so outraged by this suggestion I signed up for a BEdge screen name. Shaq is the last thing we need. Oden & Pryz have things seriously covered. I seriously think Center is the last position we need to “stock up” on. Not to mention LA can sub in there when needed from time to time. On top of all that, Shaq is all but dead. He can’t even play two games in a row! Not to mention he looks like he weighs about 450 pounds, and can barely trot across half-court before the shot clock is up. I’m not trying to be mean, but after just watching Spurs / Suns, he is the last person I’d pick from either team to add to the Blazers!!!

by 5Blazers5 on Jan 29, 2009 11:35 PM PST reply actions   2 recs

LOL!

Welcome to the site!!!

—Dave

by Dave on Jan 29, 2009 11:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Thanks!

I do love BlazersEdge – I compulsively read it every couple hours or so!!!

by 5Blazers5 on Jan 29, 2009 11:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Don't sugar coat it...

just tell it like it is.

"I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany."

by dcblazer on Jan 30, 2009 7:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Way to say it!

5Blazers5 FTW

Elizabeth had a partner and he had a rap from the cops, Him and Lenny Suckerpunch were just out Tooling around

by Lizzy Lowblow on Jan 30, 2009 6:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah--that was a fine maiden voyage @ BE

"We don't back down to nobody." --Joel Przybilla

by hurryup09 on Jan 31, 2009 1:51 AM PST up reply actions  

totallt the way to hit the ground running

like Dave just shocked you into appearance – - – and you couldn’t contain it no matter what… :-)

"..[Travis Outlaw] could jump, grab a rafter, eat a sandwich, and then dunk.."
tmundal 12/30/07

by LetsBlaze on Jan 31, 2009 11:53 AM PST up reply actions  

I've got to agree with 5Blazers5

I had to sign up just now, too. Phoenix can have Shaq.for all the reasons you cite, plus I’ve been sick and tired for years of watching him travel or run over somebody every time he gets the ball in the post. Keep Joel, and he Lucas can teach Oden how to bang in the paint.

MM

"Send lawyers, guns and money; the sh*t has hit the fan." - Warren Zevon

by mexicoman on Jan 31, 2009 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Welcome

Now get in the JC! Both of ya. You know who’s gonna win, no conflicts there.

A hundurt or 77 will do it for ya, on the last Gamo o’ the montho Fresh start Monday.

You new guys seem to have each others backs

Elizabeth had a partner and he had a rap from the cops, Him and Lenny Suckerpunch were just out Tooling around

by Lizzy Lowblow on Jan 31, 2009 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

"shaq clogging up the middle"

we shouldn’t do it for that reason. we need room in there so our all-star 2 guard can get to the rim for the and one. he isn’t what we need

"I like whatever metric makes a Blazer look better." jonestr

by farmboy on Jan 29, 2009 11:35 PM PST reply actions  

with Shaq setting picks

he gets to the hoop much easier. This goes for Outlaw and Bayless too. – elgin

I get what I deserve. I deserve what I get. I have it so I deserve it. I deserve
it for I have it. I get what I deserve. What I deserve - what I deserve what
I get. I have it so I deserve. - Gentle Giant

by 22baylor on Jan 30, 2009 9:54 AM PST up reply actions  

What are Joel's picks

chopped liver? :)

"...we have so many experts who think that you have to play defense, you have to rebound, you have to be a possession coach, you have to execute. I just laugh. Explosive offense is not as intimidating as dominant defense. But it is scary when you don't know how to stop someone." - George Karl, Nuggets coach

by jamon51 on Jan 30, 2009 12:15 PM PST up reply actions  

nope

You don't have to wear a clock around your neck to know what time it is at Bob's. Meals cooked with real religious fervor! Thousands of empty seats in the back, for the lonely set. At Bob's you don't have to leave your loved one out in the street - your car is as welcome as you are! - Firesign Theatre.

by 22baylor on Jan 30, 2009 12:21 PM PST up reply actions  

that's the result of Joel's picks.

And liver is really hard to chop. Have you noticed that? I have. – Elgin

You don't have to wear a clock around your neck to know what time it is at Bob's. Meals cooked with real religious fervor! Thousands of empty seats in the back, for the lonely set. At Bob's you don't have to leave your loved one out in the street - your car is as welcome as you are! - Firesign Theatre.

by 22baylor on Jan 30, 2009 2:52 PM PST up reply actions  

This is so crazy.

Shaq won’t win us a title next year. He also won’t resign with the Blazers when his contract runs out. It’s like renting a really annoying guy for a year.

by Nick Van Excellent on Jan 29, 2009 11:37 PM PST reply actions   2 recs

reced

"I like whatever metric makes a Blazer look better." jonestr

by farmboy on Jan 29, 2009 11:37 PM PST up reply actions  

think about BE… think about how much better BE practice reports would be if we had shaq

by Ben Golliver on Jan 29, 2009 11:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I can't go through that.

All the nicknames and the puns. My head hurts just thinking about it.

by Nick Van Excellent on Jan 29, 2009 11:40 PM PST up reply actions  

lol

instead of nic batum fails to dunk from the free throw line it would be “shaq just ate caleb canales”

by Ben Golliver on Jan 29, 2009 11:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Ben: Tell me how Caleb tastes.

Shaq: [burp}

by Bust a Bucket on Jan 29, 2009 11:44 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

The only reason I would do this is because it would make playing the Fakers a lot more fun!

Cuby likes the taste of Cactus Butt!

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by LaMarvelous on Jan 29, 2009 11:42 PM PST reply actions  

Two good reasons to trade for Shaq:
  1. No more problem getting national media coverage.
  2. Gives David Stern a great reason to return the Blazers to the Pacific Division (where they belong) so the Blazers and Lakers could be division rivals again.

by MiledAnimal on Jan 30, 2009 11:32 AM PST up reply actions  

blazers' coverage would become 'all shaq all the time.'

and i don’t actually see it as having much of a positive outcome on the court. i really don’t.

ignacio

by ignacio on Jan 29, 2009 11:43 PM PST reply actions  

man I was going to go to bed after checking up ona few fan posts

now my head hurts to much

"I like whatever metric makes a Blazer look better." jonestr

by farmboy on Jan 29, 2009 11:44 PM PST reply actions  

I was talking to my bird "Spike"

He’s said he’s afraid of the irrational exuberance running through this thread.
And so am I.

GO
THE TEACHER ......come into my classroom "THE PAINT" for some tutelage.
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"The rancor reflected in that remark I won't dignify with comment. But I'll address your general attitude of hopeless negativism." – Everett "O Brother, where art Thou?"

by Blazer1342 on Jan 29, 2009 11:53 PM PST reply actions  

tomorrow’s poll might have to be: if shaq is traded to portland, would you buy his jersey?

by Ben Golliver on Jan 29, 2009 11:55 PM PST reply actions  

No, I wouldn't

That’s where I draw the line.

I would root for him as part of the team but I would still feel a little sick inside. I will never, ever own a Shaq jersey, even one in scarlet and black.

—Dave

by Dave on Jan 29, 2009 11:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Might be a good investment.

If nothing else, you would save money on Ipecac. Kid got an upset tummy? Whip that Shaq Blazers jersey in front of him and have a bucket ready.

by MiledAnimal on Jan 30, 2009 11:36 AM PST up reply actions  

haha

it would feel like an april fool’s joke, even if it were totally rule. oden jersey for the win.

Say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.

by aryamehr on Jan 30, 2009 12:06 AM PST up reply actions  

tomorrow’s poll might have to be: if shaq is traded to portland, would you buy his jersey?

Wouldn’t buy the jersey but I would say “Shaq-a-claus” all the time every day!

Dunk

by Billy Ray Bates on Jan 30, 2009 9:48 AM PST up reply actions  

I'd buy one

It would be in my size. – Elgin

I get what I deserve. I deserve what I get. I have it so I deserve it. I deserve
it for I have it. I get what I deserve. What I deserve - what I deserve what
I get. I have it so I deserve. - Gentle Giant

by 22baylor on Jan 30, 2009 9:56 AM PST up reply actions  

lol

If you agree with me: Good, I like being agreeable.
If you [think you] don't agree with me: You really do agree with me. You just haven't realized that I use sarcasm alot, so whatever you didn't agree with, take the opposite of it, and that's what I really mean.

by prezofdeath on Jan 30, 2009 3:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Dave, you're starting to scare me.

The fatty*thing wasjusto werid.

Shaq would stunt the development of Greg and make Joel worthless. Greg will be playing 30+ minutes after the allstar break. Shaq would not be happy coming off the bench for 12 minutes a night.

Let the cake bake. Tinker around the edges if you must, but leave the big three alone for a bit. Imagine Greg and the supporting crew increasing their familiarity and effectiveness as much in the next 30 games as they have over the last 30.

Please don’t derail that growth process.

Perfect practice makes perfect.

by Ojala John on Jan 30, 2009 12:02 AM PST reply actions  

Fatty one day.

Shaq the next.
Tomorrow – ODEN for president.

I’m sure Dave is somewhere chuckling right now.

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by Blazer1342 on Jan 30, 2009 12:07 AM PST up reply actions  

Don't tempt him.

Jerryd Bayless has two emotions: Kill and Win.

"I want to put points on your face."
-Rudy to Pau Gasol

NorrisHopper30: "someone injure pubert jones"

by rockingharder on Jan 30, 2009 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Oden for Prez?

I’m down. Where do I sign up?

If you agree with me: Good, I like being agreeable.
If you [think you] don't agree with me: You really do agree with me. You just haven't realized that I use sarcasm alot, so whatever you didn't agree with, take the opposite of it, and that's what I really mean.

by prezofdeath on Jan 30, 2009 3:46 AM PST up reply actions  

don't worry...

although dave is an incredibly powerful and overwhelmingly beautiful man, he’s not KP. he can’t actually change the team. :)

Say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.

by aryamehr on Jan 30, 2009 12:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Thank goodness

I go crazy second-guessing myself just about things I say ABOUT the team. If the things I said actually changed the team I think I’d have to be locked in a little room somewhere. No…better…I’d be walking down some back country road like Rain Man with the assistant GM trailing after me. “Definitely, definitely trade Travis. Trade Travis for Wapner. Wapner…always makes right decisions. Wapner.”

—Dave

by Dave on Jan 30, 2009 12:09 AM PST up reply actions  

We could leave

out Reese’s Pieces for you to find your way back. ET style.

by 5Blazers5 on Jan 30, 2009 12:11 AM PST up reply actions  

I heard Dave likes Cheetos

"Only dunk and go to the defense." Rudy Fernandez

by Sabonis4Ever on Jan 30, 2009 12:11 AM PST up reply actions  

What will Stephen A do for breaks?

no cheetos????

whoo, Katy bar the door! - Maurice Lucas anticipating Greg Oden's development

by lee3022 on Jan 30, 2009 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

we all know you'd bring asperger's back into vogue though...

dustin hoffman style.

Say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.

by aryamehr on Jan 30, 2009 12:14 AM PST up reply actions  

What's Wapner's PER?

Jerryd Bayless has two emotions: Kill and Win.

"I want to put points on your face."
-Rudy to Pau Gasol

NorrisHopper30: "someone injure pubert jones"

by rockingharder on Jan 30, 2009 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

I like the idea of Shaq mentoring Greg

And he does bring a ton of experience. This idea is just crazy though.

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Jan 30, 2009 12:03 AM PST reply actions  

NO NO NO!

It is interesting, but we would have to part with Pryz, which I don’t want. I want pryz to remain a Blazer. Shaq would be a good mentor to Oden, but he would bring too much outside distractions, he would complain about not enough minutes, and he would slow the second team down. The second team is meant to change the pace and run, which he doesn’t do.

Don’t mess with a good thing.

by blazerbill on Jan 30, 2009 12:04 AM PST reply actions  

Take 2 pills and call me in the morning!

Do you really want pryz playing for the Suns? Against us in the playoffs? I wouldn’t know who to root for.

by blazerbill on Jan 30, 2009 12:08 AM PST reply actions  

the onion once made fun of shaq

noting that after 2 bad albums he had put out a “greatest hits.” they said awarding him “worst album of year” once more wasn’t fair to the other terrible albums out there. it was too easy.

and of course when he originally left orlando for l.a. he said that it was because he wanted to be close to hollywood since he wanted to be a movie star.

he’s a joke.

ignacio

by ignacio on Jan 30, 2009 12:09 AM PST reply actions  

did he not succeed?

Kazaam was the 88th highest grosser of 1996. only about 290 million bucks off ID4’s pace. thus, Shaq > will smith.

Say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.

by aryamehr on Jan 30, 2009 12:18 AM PST up reply actions  

we spell the name l@ker around these parts pard.

"I like whatever metric makes a Blazer look better." jonestr

by farmboy on Jan 30, 2009 12:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Due to

the site prohibition on swearing.

—Dave

by Dave on Jan 30, 2009 12:16 AM PST up reply actions  

a little blood runs from my ears whenever i read the word "l*ker" uncensored

Say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.

by aryamehr on Jan 30, 2009 12:19 AM PST up reply actions  

What about the rule

that we can’t use symbols in place of cuss word letters?

The word Lakers carries no more weight than the words lucky or jerks.

by MiledAnimal on Jan 30, 2009 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Shaq in Black and Red?

…put down the pipe Master Dave, slowly…..

LOL. No way at all.

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by johnv59 on Jan 30, 2009 12:15 AM PST reply actions  

I think they just need to fined the right songs

I think they would be good in a Berry white cover…..as a duet

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by farmboy on Jan 30, 2009 12:21 AM PST up reply actions  

ok

This I would like to see.

Elizabeth had a partner and he had a rap from the cops, Him and Lenny Suckerpunch were just out Tooling around

by Lizzy Lowblow on Jan 30, 2009 6:52 PM PST up reply actions  

i havent (and wont) forgiven him for all the uncalled offensive fouls vs sabonis

as the refs worked to give l.a. titles and make him a bigger star “for the good of the nba.”

ignacio

by ignacio on Jan 30, 2009 12:20 AM PST reply actions  

ill forgive him if he mentors oden and helps bring us a title

Say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.

by aryamehr on Jan 30, 2009 12:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Stop bringing back those memories.

Forget it! I HATE SHAQ AGAIN!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

by lethaldose on Jan 30, 2009 12:21 AM PST up reply actions  

He has been a non factor to Blazer fans for so long

It is hard to remember how much we hated him.

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by Sabonis4Ever on Jan 30, 2009 12:51 AM PST up reply actions  

that is true

i hated shaq’s gots so much. not as much as kobe though. the moment shaq left LA i started liking him again. kobe, on the other hand, i would hate even if he played in portland.

Say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.

by aryamehr on Jan 30, 2009 1:15 AM PST up reply actions  

He could teach oden a lot!

The guy likes to be a mentor to young guys or at least he takes credit for such things. Who better to teach oden how to be a dominate big man than Shaq? Shaq can still ball too…when motivated.

by jcoop85 on Jan 30, 2009 12:22 AM PST reply actions  

I liked when shaq was in miami

at least we didn’t have to play 4 times a year. maybe we should pull the trigger on the trade

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by farmboy on Jan 30, 2009 12:27 AM PST up reply actions  

This is an absolutely horrible, horrible idea. It's not even worth my time to elborate further on that, either.

Now, if Steve Kerr really wants to retool and have Terry Porter install a slow-paced halfcourt offense, then he should attempt to ship Steve Nash to the Toronto Raptors in a trade that’s centered around Jose Calderon.

So, with that concept in mind, here’s a realistic three-team trade proposal that accomplishes said objective.

FROM MIAMI
SF Shawn Marion
C Jamaal Magloire

FROM PHOENIX
PG Steve Nash

FROM TORONTO
C Jermaine O’Neal
PG Jose Calderon

TO MIAMI
C Jermaine O’Neal

TO PHOENIX
PG Jose Calderon
C Jamaal Magloire

TO TORONTO
SF Shawn Marion
PG Steve Nash

http://games.espn.go.com/nba/features/traderesult?players=4985105922806615&teams=2128282114&te=&cash=

For the Miami Heat, that’d give the ballclub a traditional starting lineup of Jermaine O’Neal, Udonis Haslem, Yakhouba Diawara, Dwyane Wade, and Mario Chalmers — as Haslem is currently being played way out of position at center — with Joel Anthony, Michael Beasley, James Jones, Daequan Cook, and Chris Quinn forming a decent second unit.

For the Phoenix Suns, it’d rid the franchise of any remnants from the old up-tempo, run-and-gun offense that was once implemented by former head coach Mike D’Antoni. On the whole, Kerr would have an opportunity to further put his stamp on things.

For the Toronto Raptors, the acquisition of Steve Nash would sell lots of tickets due to him being a Canadian native. On the court, though, a starting lineup of Andrea Bargnani, Chris Bosh, Shawn Marion, Anthony Parker, and Nash could run with the best of them. Interior defense and rebounding would be a major issue, however, since Bargnani would constantly get abused in the paint — although Marion could pick up some of the slack on the boards — yet, that’d be a small price to pay when it comes to operating a fast-paced offense.

by AK1984 on Jan 30, 2009 12:31 AM PST reply actions  

No No No Jose Calderon is supposed to come to Portland! Now go back and try again! :)

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by LaMarvelous on Jan 30, 2009 12:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Jose Calderon wouldn't fix the Portland Trail Blazers' problem with abysmal perimeter defense; ...

thus, I’d rather look in a different direction. Plus, Calderon is somebody who truly needs the ball in his hands a lot as a floor general; thus, he might not mesh too well with Brandon Roy on offense. Anyway, I’m still riding high on the Kirk Hinrich bandwagon; that’s because he’s a premier lockdown perimeter defender — who, by the way, can defend both guard positions — in one-on-one matchups, as well as someone who can effectively play off the ball like Steve Blake.

by AK1984 on Jan 30, 2009 12:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Hey aryamehr

Quick! Quick!

Here’s where you need that title.

—Dave

by Dave on Jan 30, 2009 12:38 AM PST up reply actions   2 recs

What?

To the best of my knoweldge, this trade proposal actually makes sense for the teams involved in it.

by AK1984 on Jan 30, 2009 12:47 AM PST up reply actions  

I couldn't correctly spell the word "knowledge ," though, so what do I know here.

Alas, that’s what I get for not proofreading my comments before clicking the blasted post button.

by AK1984 on Jan 30, 2009 12:51 AM PST up reply actions  

GET OVER YOURSELF!!!!!!

ahh that felt really good. especially because i had the backing of Dave.

thank you Dave. you make me fly without wings.

Say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.

by aryamehr on Jan 30, 2009 1:19 AM PST up reply actions  

All kidding aside, here's a question.

Whose trade proposal makes the most sense to you?

I’d like to ask fans of the Phoenix Suns that very same question, too, for I’m very curious as to how they’d respond to it.

The Toronto Raptors are admittedly unlikely to part ways with Jose Calderon; still, it’s easy to see why Maple Leaf Sports & Entertainment (MLSE) Ltd. Chairman Larry Tanenbaum may sign off on such a deal — with those reasons being increased ticket sales with Steve Nash and financial flexibility come the summer of 2010 — although it’d still be a longshot.

by AK1984 on Jan 30, 2009 1:32 AM PST up reply actions  

See below.

A proposal that does not bring perceived value to all parties involved does not make sense.

Where is the value to Phoenix in this deal?

hakkaa päälle !

by timg56 on Jan 30, 2009 7:10 AM PST up reply actions  

On the contrary, I'd argue that my trade proposal brings fair value to each team.

The Miami Heat might pass on it, though, since Marcus Banks isn’t dumped off on the Toronto Raptors in this variation. Yet, in spite of Banks being a vastly overpaid third-string point guard, I doubt that having to keep Banks would be a deal breaker for Pat Riley.

by AK1984 on Jan 30, 2009 11:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Hehe.

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Jan 30, 2009 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

What are you laughin' 'bout?

Elizabeth had a partner and he had a rap from the cops, Him and Lenny Suckerpunch were just out Tooling around

by Lizzy Lowblow on Jan 30, 2009 6:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, you might have missed an altercation between me

and another unnamed individual that was deleted a few days ago. But I made a promise to Dave that I wouldn’t stir pots so I really am trying to be good. However, Dave’s comment to aryamehr, above, made me backslide just a little bit. :0

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Jan 30, 2009 9:14 PM PST up reply actions  

That poor kid

I’ve heard of people whose parents don’t love them, but never to the extent that they were unnamed. You should be nice to the guy.

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by jscot on Jan 30, 2009 10:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh ruler of the universe I am attempting to but I am sorely tried. Forgive me.

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Jan 30, 2009 10:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Taken under advisement

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by jscot on Jan 30, 2009 11:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Why does Phoenix do this?

Their problem seems to be a clash between Stoudamire’s game and Shaq’s. That problem isn’t resolved with this trade. They’d be trading Nash for Calderon and dead weight. Where is the value in that?

hakkaa päälle !

by timg56 on Jan 30, 2009 7:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Right now, the biggest clash with the Phoenix Suns seems to be between Steve Nash and the ...

organization’s front office. While Shaquille O’Neal and Amare Stoudemire aren’t the best fit alongside each other on the frontline, their odd pairing is apparently a patchwork job plastered together. That, of course, is with the goal of gunning for a championship from now through the end of next season.

The most awkward combo on the court isn’t O’Neal and Stoudemire, however, but rather O’Neal and Nash, who are complete opposites of each other. Yet, unlike an aging part-timer in O’Neal, it looks as if Nash still has a fair amount of trade value. Besides, the Suns will most likely be hamstrung with the fading O’Neal and his gargantuan contract though the summer of 2010.

As a result, it wouldn’t be too radical to propose that the Suns essentially move Nash for Calderon — who’s a much more fluid, relaxed halfcourt player than Nash, as is evidenced by their huge disparity in turnover ratio — especially since he’d probably adapt fairly well with O’Neal, Stoudemire, Grant Hill, and Jason Richardson.

by AK1984 on Jan 30, 2009 10:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Sorry

I had just read six TominHawaii posts consecutively.

—Dave

by Dave on Jan 30, 2009 12:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Doing that never got me high... :)

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by LaMarvelous on Jan 30, 2009 12:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Did you forget the chasers?

whoo, Katy bar the door! - Maurice Lucas anticipating Greg Oden's development

by lee3022 on Jan 30, 2009 2:02 PM PST up reply actions  

haha that will do it

I mean, it’s a thought, I think it’s just too weird of a thought to put my head around

by Peteyhasnohead on Jan 30, 2009 12:38 AM PST up reply actions  

I Love it!

I became a Blazer Fan in 2003, a year after I moved here, so I don’t have the old Blazer animosity toward Shaq. I think an old, fat Shaq still tooled Joel Pryzbilla earlier this year, and probably always will be better than Joel. The rest of the pieces we give up are nice to have to add depth to our ten man rotation, but not really necessary come playoff time, when the addition of a playoff-tested veteran like Shaq can really pay off, not only to tell people what to expect, but also to deflect some of the media attention from the rest of our team. Do it!

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by Clevelander among roses on Jan 30, 2009 12:39 AM PST reply actions  

I am absolutely breaking the Blazer Code by even suggesting this and I know it.

you cant get that tickle out of your brain because it’s a trade rumor, and just like they were in high school, rumors are AWESOME, and rad, and my point being, this is the BEdge, we should go get LeBron, and Dwane, and start them all with Brandon at the 1-2-3. Oh, but then that might hamper Bayless’ growth. And Rudy…

Drats! Foiled Again!

( I should try to get Shaq teaching Oden like Kareem teaches Bynum out of my head…)

(Think of all the ribs to be broken…)

* "Chick flicks are illegal in my house... the only girly thing my girl watches is Project Runway." Which Blazer yelled this out in the locker room? Who else? Channing Frye. I know that's going to be somebody's signature.

by BlazermaniacAndy on Jan 30, 2009 12:41 AM PST reply actions  

Move LeBron to the 4 and Rudy plays the 3.

by apatosaurusrex on Jan 30, 2009 6:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Notwithstanding my above trade proposal, the most pragmatic outcome would seem to be the ...

Miami Heat shipping out Shawn Marion and Marcus Banks for nothing more than Jermaine O’Neal.

As you mentioned, that’d pretty much be Pat Riley converting Shaquille O’Neal to Jermaine O’Neal — with roughly a year of Shawn Marion and Marcus Banks around in between the swap — which’d make Pat Riley look like a tool. Yet, the Heat desperately need a center, so Riley might have no choice but to pull he trigger.

by AK1984 on Jan 30, 2009 1:06 AM PST up reply actions  

Several things:

1) Main gist is, we’d upgrade our “other” center from Przybilla to Snaq.
This may be an improvement NOW, but long-term, we’d be thinner at center.
(Freeland prospects aside, of course.)
Considering Przy is already great depth, this would be an unnecessary improvement
in our current situation from good to better, but downgrading our future from good to mediocre.
In other words, unnecessarily borrowing from tomorrow to be greedy today.
Since Pritchard is on record as saying the 2-6-years-from-now is the impending peak of this team,
and that no changes will be made in a win-now spirit that degrade that window (and I agree),
such a rob-the-future-to-get-better-now thing is just not the Blazer model.

2) If Snaq is on the table, then that means Nash-Stoudemire beat Snaq-Porter in the struggle.
If so, then Porter would be out as well as Snaq. Guess which one of those two I want in salvage?

3) Then again, if Nash-Stoudemire loses out, maybe they don’t pick up Nash’ 09-10 option,
and start SERIOUSLY rebuilding around Stoudemire and the payroll slash from letting Nash go
and utilizing Snaq next year as the mother of all expiring contracts.
Heck, maybe they even make a run at LeBrawn/Wade/Bosh.

Anyway, in THAT scenario, let’s sign Nash in the offseason.
Barring Phoenix holding onto him, only 2009-cap-space teams (which are very few)
could compete for his services, and any of those besides us would rather roll it over to 2010.
Make no trades, and sign Nash in the offseason.
And if his 09-10 option is picked up, go for a RLEC-and-pieces trade for him at the deadline.

Do it! Do it! Do it 'til you're satisfied!

by QualityPie on Jan 30, 2009 12:58 AM PST reply actions  

I should add, since it's assumed he retires after 2010 . . .

 . . . the whole he-could-mentor-Oden angle would be best addressed
not by taking him on as a player now for a season and a half ( and two full playoff runs),
but going after him as an adviser after he hangs ’em up.

Do it! Do it! Do it 'til you're satisfied!

by QualityPie on Jan 30, 2009 1:10 AM PST up reply actions  

Last of all, there's this:


The horror . . . the horror . . .

Do it! Do it! Do it 'til you're satisfied!

by QualityPie on Jan 30, 2009 1:42 AM PST up reply actions   2 recs

This may be an improvement NOW, but long-term, we’d be thinner at center.

With Shaq on the team we’d be much, much fatter at center.

Phatter? – Elgin

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it for I have it. I get what I deserve. What I deserve - what I deserve what
I get. I have it so I deserve. - Gentle Giant

by 22baylor on Jan 30, 2009 10:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Shaq is Greg's B-ball idol....

the problem for me is chemistry. IF, and ONLY IF, Shaq was willing to play back-up would I welcome this trade. Having Shaq around to teach GO would be great. I feel as though Shaq could help Greg develop his skills, swagger and fine tune his comedic game. I could see those too big dudes being little bother/big brother on one another.

I could also see the trade stunting GO’s growth too. Too much ego and controversy over who starts and playing time could be bad. Plus Shaq will need to learn that GO’s name isn’t Greg ODEMS!!

by EazyRider on Jan 30, 2009 1:04 AM PST reply actions  

For it to work, Shaq would have to WANT to be a mentor for Greg.

If Shaq thinks that helping to create the next great center would be a great crowning achievement for his legacy, then I say bring him in.

Someone should call Shaq, and ask “how would you like to go to Portland, play 15-20 minutes a game until you retire, be a mentor to Greg Oden, and try for another ring or two?” If he sounds enthusiastic, get it done. If not, hang up.

by pualo on Jan 30, 2009 12:36 PM PST up reply actions  

seriously guys,

if kazaam comes to portland, just imagine how his ability to talk his team up will help the blazers. just imagine hgow in ever press conference shaq calls oden his apprentice and the “next aristotle” and that he’s happy he’s old… but of course still better looking than greg. the possibilities are endless.

ill miss pryz if he goes, but the press conferences! the press conferences!!!!

Say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.

by aryamehr on Jan 30, 2009 1:24 AM PST reply actions  

until shaq eats himself into a diabetic coma...

then we can apply for a medical retirement and take his salary off our books this summer!

open your eyes, friend.

Say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.

by aryamehr on Jan 30, 2009 1:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Naw.

He’ll have a miraculous recovery and then Memphis will sign him.

by torsoheap on Jan 30, 2009 9:09 AM PST up reply actions  

Think about when Shaq and GO each have a good game.

20+ points and 15+ rebounds each. The comedic value of that press conference will be off the charts.

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by rockingharder on Jan 30, 2009 3:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I can see how anyone...

…would get tired/bored of being a Great Cactus

Elizabeth had a partner and he had a rap from the cops, Him and Lenny Suckerpunch were just out Tooling around

by Lizzy Lowblow on Jan 30, 2009 7:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm hoping to be reincarnated as a Saguaro. They're beautiful.

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Jan 30, 2009 9:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Are those the prickly ones?

Because….

Um….

Well….

Never mind.

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by jscot on Jan 30, 2009 10:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Hahhaaha! Actually they're known for being very tall and growing very old and having

human-like attributes. I guess that describes me.

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Jan 30, 2009 10:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm gettin' cactus like attributes!

Elizabeth had a partner and he had a rap from the cops, Him and Lenny Suckerpunch were just out Tooling around

by Lizzy Lowblow on Jan 30, 2009 11:16 PM PST up reply actions  

<3

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Jan 30, 2009 11:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I just said that

because you don’t have to be reincarnated to be beautiful….

When I rule the world, everyone will know how to use Excel.

by jscot on Jan 30, 2009 11:27 PM PST up reply actions  

or prickly

Elizabeth had a partner and he had a rap from the cops, Him and Lenny Suckerpunch were just out Tooling around

by Lizzy Lowblow on Jan 30, 2009 11:29 PM PST up reply actions  

or reincarnated at all

"There is one way that cutting off trade with a partner could help you," Wolfers explains. "And that's if you're an idiot. If you used to trade a lot with one partner, and they always got the better of you because you don't know what you're doing, then you're right, you would be better off not trading with them any more."

by Outlaw is Rejector on Jan 30, 2009 11:31 PM PST up reply actions  

CRAZY!!!

I can’t believe how many of you agree with this idea.
ya’ll hear a bell and start runnin.

by GoBlaze22 on Jan 30, 2009 1:34 AM PST reply actions  

i dont AGREE with this idea

i just this it COULD be awesome. and WORTH discussion.

Say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.

by aryamehr on Jan 30, 2009 1:37 AM PST up reply actions  

think*

Say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.

by aryamehr on Jan 30, 2009 1:37 AM PST up reply actions  

fixed

“ya’ll hear imagine a bell trophy and start runnin thinking.”

"Only dunk and go to the defense." Rudy Fernandez

by Sabonis4Ever on Jan 30, 2009 1:49 AM PST up reply actions  

you sir are on fire

head to your nearest watering fountain asap

"There is one way that cutting off trade with a partner could help you," Wolfers explains. "And that's if you're an idiot. If you used to trade a lot with one partner, and they always got the better of you because you don't know what you're doing, then you're right, you would be better off not trading with them any more."

by Outlaw is Rejector on Jan 30, 2009 11:32 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m glad somebody appreciates higher learning

by GoBlaze22 on Jan 30, 2009 3:51 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s salivating, not running, though, right?

"Well, Travis just showed us that we can go to Travis Outlaw." - Nate McMillan

by 12sharks on Jan 30, 2009 8:51 AM PST up reply actions  

The timeline is all wrong

As I read this post, it’s 1:45 am and there’s already 168 comments. I’m too lazy to read ‘em all. I assume many have made the same point. But what have you been smoking, Dave? Shaq has revived himself somewhat this season, but he’s still just a couple years away from dotage. By the time the rest of the Blazers are truly ready to start their (hopeful) dynasty, Shaq will be ready for a walker.

THEN there’s the financial issues. And the culture issues. And the chemistry issues. And…

"We don't back down to nobody." --Joel Przybilla

by hurryup09 on Jan 30, 2009 1:49 AM PST reply actions   1 recs

Shaq ain't got no culture

He sang a song about his butt. I don’t think the fans are ready to go back to having players on the roster with low character.

≤ˆˆ≥

by tominhawaii on Jan 30, 2009 2:13 AM PST reply actions  

Well…to be fair, his butt is a big part of who he is.

by Nick Van Excellent on Jan 30, 2009 2:23 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Low character?

1. He’s a reserve officer with the Miami Beach Police Department. Those guys put their lives on the line for us every day, and you question their character? As Wieden and Kennedy famously said, “That’ ain’t right.”

2. He only cheated on his wife if you believe Mr. Rapist himself, Kobe Bryant. He’s the one who accused Shaq of cheating. So you’re basically saying he’s more worthy of your belief than Shaq.

by Bust a Bucket on Jan 30, 2009 2:30 AM PST up reply actions  

to be fair to mr. bean bryant

Shaq didn’t discount kobe’s statement.. just that Kobe basically broke the bro code talking about it..

"Slum dunk? You just go to the rim, and crush.. crush the ball in the rim."
- Nic Batum

by idoltime on Jan 30, 2009 3:33 AM PST up reply actions  

I enjoy your very serious rebuttal to one Tominhawaii

"There is one way that cutting off trade with a partner could help you," Wolfers explains. "And that's if you're an idiot. If you used to trade a lot with one partner, and they always got the better of you because you don't know what you're doing, then you're right, you would be better off not trading with them any more."

by Outlaw is Rejector on Jan 30, 2009 11:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Barf.

Rudyculize: The act of Rudy making others look slow, dim and generally oafish.
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by Y5k on Jan 30, 2009 2:20 AM PST reply actions  

NO!

The things GO needs most for his development is (in this order).. 1) minutes 2) minutes, and 3) minutes. Shaq will do NOTHING but retard the development of the next great center. I also don’t see Shaq as the “mentor” that everyone seems to think he would be. I have a feeling that his ego would get in the way of him trying to help develop the guy who will eventually take over the mantle of most dominant big man in the association.
I do agree that he would give Rip City a better chance at a ring this season, and maybe next, but I still don’t think that Shaq would be enough to get past the L@kers, not to mention the Cavs or the Celts. I am not sure that the long-term ramifications justify it. Blazer fans just need to be patient.

"When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace." Jimi Hendrix

by philly420pdxhilo on Jan 30, 2009 2:20 AM PST reply actions  

Nash

I’d rather try to pull the aging Nash away from them, have to give up Sergio or Bayless, but Nash has a few solid years in him that would make this team Nashty!!

"Rudy’s flashy passes had the place whispering to each other like we were in junior high" ~BlazermaniacAndy

by courtsideerrandboy on Jan 30, 2009 2:28 AM PST reply actions   1 recs

+1

I agree… if I’m going to buy into getting a guy at the end of his career.. I’d like a fast paced PG who can help their development..

"Slum dunk? You just go to the rim, and crush.. crush the ball in the rim."
- Nic Batum

by idoltime on Jan 30, 2009 3:35 AM PST up reply actions  

I can't even imagine Shaq...

in THAT locker room. Ben? Ben! Beeeeen?!!! Am I Wrong Here?!

"Rudy’s flashy passes had the place whispering to each other like we were in junior high" ~BlazermaniacAndy

by courtsideerrandboy on Jan 30, 2009 2:32 AM PST reply actions  

Dude’s, put the lime in the coconut and call me.

Pick up the phone, give me a call….this won’t work.
This thread will implode in T-minus 10 seconds.

GO
THE TEACHER ......come into my classroom "THE PAINT" for some tutelage.
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by Blazer1342 on Jan 30, 2009 2:42 AM PST reply actions  

The Diesel breeds championships

this may be the best or worst move in franchise history. but, you know, who cares?

by Jiggamant on Jan 30, 2009 2:44 AM PST reply actions  

It depends, I'd say

on whether or not any of the current players actually hate Shaq or not. Or whether Greg was bothered by Shaq’s less than complimentary comments on him, earlier in the season.

by wepto on Jan 30, 2009 2:45 AM PST reply actions  

As a coach/mentor

Maybe, sure, if he was willing to enter that chapter in his life.

As a player who wants to play 30 minutes most games, and a complete and total dominant personality who would take over everything we do on the court and be the unavoidable focal point off of the court… I dunno, I don’t think I’d like it.

I’d rather go through the struggles of Oden, over the minutes juggling and ego soothing Shaq would bring.

It’s a fun idea though.

Just as a side random note, on the coach/mentor tip, everyone talks about how Kareem has helped Bynum so much by being one of his coaches, and I dunno if people remember that Kareem coached Olowakandi back when he was the Clippers #1 pick as well.

I was watching an old Clippers game back when they were fun, with Odom and Miles and whatnot, on NBA TV, and when Kandi Man would come in and be completely garbage (it was amazing how bad he was), the announcers would keep talking about all the work Kareem was doing with him and how great it was going to make Kandi Man.

I dunno if I have a point, as I’d love for Kareem or Hakeem or Shaq teaching Oden all the secrets of the Big Men, I just thought it was funny with 20/20 hindsight.

Mr. Mortimer

by Mortimer on Jan 30, 2009 2:47 AM PST reply actions  

Luke's not chopped liver

I suspect it’s not just cooincidence that GO came out of his funk just after Luke returned to the practice court. Luke played center in his ABA days, and he put the “POWER” in power forward in the NBA. Plus, he’s just a cool guy—a real mentor to both GO and Przy. You could see that in the pregame segment Coincast did on Lucas the other night.

Sure, having Kareem or Hakeem teach GO would probably be the ultimate. But I’m thinking Luke isn’t far behind. For all we really know, he might actually be a better fit than either of those guys would be.

"We don't back down to nobody." --Joel Przybilla

by hurryup09 on Jan 30, 2009 7:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Suns fans not happy with Terry Porter

Link

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by Sabonis4Ever on Jan 30, 2009 3:08 AM PST reply actions  

Steve Kerr and Terry Porter should be fired after this season, with David Griffin replacing Kerr and ...

Marc Iavaroni replacing Porter. I doubt that Robert Sarver has enough humility to admit his major mistake of hiring Kerr, though, who’s totally been an abject failure during his tenure as GM with the Phoenix Suns.

by AK1984 on Jan 30, 2009 3:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Now that is a darn good question

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by Lizzy Lowblow on Jan 30, 2009 7:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I promised Dave. I promised Dave. I promised Dave. I promised Dave.

"Aneurysm".

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by annthefan on Jan 30, 2009 9:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, uh, Terry Porter shouldn't be a head coach in the NBA.

As it is, Porter’s had two chances to succeed in that position. With the Milwaukee Bucks, he managed to pull one average season out of the team — which led to a quick playoff exist — while the ballclub subsequently imploded the following year.

Now, as head coach of the Phoenix Suns, Porter is has reportedly had difficuly with keeping everything harmonious for his underperforming squad. Plus, the Suns’ fan base is figuratively calling for his head due to him doing a poor job.

Obviously, the Suns’ current predicament is mostly Steve Kerr’s fault — especially concerning the team’s poor roster construction — still, Porter needs to take his fair share of the blame for the players’ lack of cohesion on the court with one another.

Thus, rather than write some one-line quip, I’d like to see your in-depth take on the situation. Yet, if you can’t provide that, then so be it. I don’t exepct anything, anyhow.

by AK1984 on Jan 31, 2009 1:04 AM PST up reply actions  

My in-depth take

is that if I were looking for someone to coach the current Phoenix team, I’d ask him to walk on water as proof that he has the capability to mold that group into a team.

Therefore, failure with that team is not a reasonable way to assess someone’s coaching ability.

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by jscot on Jan 31, 2009 1:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Amen

TP is in an unwinnable situation there. Coaches must play the hands they’re dealt. The players are resentful about what Kerr has done to their beautful team, so naturally they become resentful of the guy trying to make the mess work.

"We don't back down to nobody." --Joel Przybilla

by hurryup09 on Jan 31, 2009 2:04 AM PST up reply actions  

Porter's Milwaukee team

had a ton of injuries. No way they could have won many games with the remnants. Firing TP was at best tossing the coach under the bus in a cynical attempt to raise fan interest a bit.

Now TP is in another no-win situation, this time with a team of aging veterans whose abilities don’t complement each other. I hope TP won’t be the sacrificial lamb again, but I won’t be surprised if he is.

I’m surprised that the Suns are struggling. They seemed to be playing better earlier in the season. The game in Portland was a classic and could have gone either way. I think fan, media, and management expectations are just way too high for that team.

by MiledAnimal on Jan 31, 2009 10:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I dunno how good/bad of a coach Porter is

But he WAY exceeded expectations that one year with Mil-a-wah-kay. They shoulda’ ate dirt, record wise, and be happy ’bout it ’bout it, but they were solidly mediocre. Solidly mediocre made him a COY candidate.

He was meaninglessly fired soon after, but it’s not like I’m a Bucks fan who was following the team daily. Most observers (or, rather, all I had ever seen/read/heard) did not see any reason to fire Porter.

I feel bad for him in PHX, and I would even if he wasn’t a Blazer. It is a no-win situation— there is no way, with Nash being so old, Shaq a better former shadow of himself than previous years, but still a shadow of himself, no defenders on the team after an also old Raja Bell… in the West this year, how is that team expected to be as good or better than the D’Antoni teams?

Plus, you’re taking an established team knowing for run n’ gun (and being damn good at it), and trying to change the philosophy, which is never easy with a team that had been successful doing what they do. The team isn’t scoring as well, defending as well (though I think the defense is likely the same (not good), but now they don’t force teams to run with them as much, and since most teams CAN’T run like them, they wouldn’t shoot as well— but it wasn’t really “defense”, just a great offense that lures other teams into trying to play a style they can’t do. Defense with offense).

Should Porter coach the team more similar to D’Antoni? Yeah, probably— he has Steve Nash. Can Shaq do that well? No, not at this point in his career. But, you gotta use Shaq; he’s Shaq. What do you do?

You fail, just like D’Antoni did with Shaq and Nash on the same team. It’s just not a good mix.

It’s a no win situation, and I can’t really blame Porter for it. At least he isn’t trying to mimic D’Antoni ball, which a coach shouldn’t do if that isn’t your style.

Ya got an old lion set in his ways in Shaq (and he ain’t gonna defend anyone away from the basket), a young pup who is as selfish and lazy defensively as the day is long in Amare, and a still good but just old playmaker in Nash. It just isn’t a good mix.

They aren’t a cohesive group of players in general, and I blame the overwhelming presence of Shaq as the main culprit. Marion was a boner face with his dumb attitude, but he was still a great defender, awesome in transition, and an all-round do-it-all player.

Any team with Shaq must cater to Shaq, and that just isn’t gonna win you much when he’s taking every third game off.

What do you think Porter should do different?

No matter what coach was hired after D’Antoni, he was doomed to be a fall guy.

Mortimer

by Mortimer on Feb 1, 2009 4:11 AM PST up reply actions  

I wish his players wernt such head cases

Poor Terry.

"Only dunk and go to the defense." Rudy Fernandez

by Sabonis4Ever on Feb 1, 2009 4:13 AM PST up reply actions  

What could possibly be better for Greg's development?

Than having to guard Shaq every day in practice. Most of the leagues better centers would feel like scrubs compared to what GO matches up with in scrimmages. What nuances of the low blocks can Greg really learn from Przybilla?

Shaq still has something to offer and i think he would actually benefit from playing fewer minutes. We wouldn’t have to pull Greg if he’s playing well just to give The Big Toe Fracture more PT. It wouldn’t be unfathomable to see both big men on the floor at the same time for a half dozen minutes or so per game.

This deal would be a no-brainer for Portland if there were any chance in H-E double hockey sticks that Shaq would play in soggy ‘ol Ripcity. He doesn’t even have an endorsement With either Portland based sneaker syndicate.

by Millz on Jan 30, 2009 3:13 AM PST reply actions  

Why help the Suns when there is a better option?

We could help Dallas instead by taking Kidd off their hands….

Hear me out before you vomit in your mouth again….

Sergio, Frye, Randolph + RLEC and a 1st round pick for Kidd.

Dallas does it because they save $10M (with insurance?) and pick up a first round pick and some depth…

Portland does it because Kidd’s is an expiring contract, freeing up even more room than RLEC would, and – it adds depth at the weakest position. All the mentor arguments for Oden via Shaq would apply to Kidd/Bayless….

by blacknoiseNW on Jan 30, 2009 3:20 AM PST reply actions  

haha

oh cuban. you were great on dancing with the stars.

Say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.

by aryamehr on Jan 30, 2009 3:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Here's an idea for Mark Cuban.

FROM DALLAS & TO NEW YORK
SG Jerry Stackhouse ($7,000,000)
SF Shawne Williams ($1,572,960)
PF James Singleton ($797,581)

FROM NEW YORK & TO DALLAS
C Eddy Curry ($9,723,983)
SG Nate Robinson ($2,020,179)

http://games.espn.go.com/nba/features/traderesult?players=990278228738023038&teams=66181818&te=&cash=

For the Dallas Mavericks, Nate Robinson would be an upgrade at the starting shooting guard slot over the raw, unproven platoon Gerald Green and Antoine Wright — who’d consequently compete with Devean George for backup minutes at small forward behind Josh Howard — as well as the recently acquired Matt Carroll. Robinson, moreover, wouldn’t be hurt by his small stature playing in the Mavericks’ backcourt, for he’d be playing next to 6’4" tall point guard Jason Kidd. Jason Terry would still receive plenty of playing as the Mavericks’ sixth man, too, so Robinson wouldn’t need to be counted on during pressure situations late in games. Jose Barea would also retain his job as the Mavericks’ backup point guard, so Robinson wouldn’t be forced into playmaking duties unless there was an injury.

For the New York Knicks, it’d clear $11,276,863 off of its books come the summer of 2010.

by AK1984 on Jan 30, 2009 4:09 AM PST up reply actions  

Dave wants this guy taking away minutes from Oden????

HAHAHA. Well played Dave, but I am going to call your bluff your on this one. I think the depth chart tipped me off…

RUDY > MJ

by myemic23 on Jan 30, 2009 3:37 AM PST reply actions  

That picture hurts

We all know when he did that. Please take it away. AHHHHH

"Only dunk and go to the defense." Rudy Fernandez

by Sabonis4Ever on Jan 30, 2009 3:39 AM PST up reply actions  

oh gawd

GUT PUNCH. the trail blazers and kings got seriously screwed by the lakeshow during those years. can you imagine how it felt to be a kings fan when robert horry hit that last second shot in the 02 WCF’s?

Say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.

by aryamehr on Jan 30, 2009 3:52 AM PST up reply actions  

FLAGGED!

I’ve actually discussed this image in peer counseling – I was the counselor and used it as an example of something I myself was fixated on in a hateful, resentful way. If I’m having trouble going to sleep, chances are I’m either worried about making rent or seeing this fellow run up court after an ally oop.

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"una canasta a Pau en la cara" Rudy

by Honka Playboy on Jan 30, 2009 5:07 AM PST up reply actions  

I just don't see it

I don’t think a trade like this is worthwhile unless we really believe we are immediate contenders.. and I don’t think this is enough to make us contenders.. I don’t believe in the myth of Shaq the Mentor.. I think Greg learns more useful things playing with Joel who has learned to be an effective defender without fouling out every game. I also disagree that Joel’s value for the Blazers will decrease that soon.. even with Greg pushing into 35 mpg territory (where he should be) I think Joel’s efficiency would even make him an asset in that 10-15mpg territory.

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- Nic Batum

by idoltime on Jan 30, 2009 3:42 AM PST reply actions  

Joel hasn't quit on us yet

therefore I can’t quit on Joel.

To heck with Shaq.

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If you [think you] don't agree with me: You really do agree with me. You just haven't realized that I use sarcasm alot, so whatever you didn't agree with, take the opposite of it, and that's what I really mean.

by prezofdeath on Jan 30, 2009 3:47 AM PST reply actions  

oh wait I got it!!!!

Dave… blink twice if you or your loved ones are being held at gunpoint, and you need us to contact the authorities.. this clearly must be a hostage situation

"Slum dunk? You just go to the rim, and crush.. crush the ball in the rim."
- Nic Batum

by idoltime on Jan 30, 2009 4:15 AM PST reply actions   1 recs

What if Shaq Landed in SA than Blazers?
This trade make sense.

by spoiled on Jan 30, 2009 4:20 AM PST reply actions  

For the San Antonio Spurs, here 's my advice on how its management should spend their off-season.

For San Antonio, I pity that franchise for having dealt with Tiago Splitter — whose draft rights are owned by the Spurs — signing a contract extenstion with TAU Ceramica that lasts through the 2011-2012 season. As a result, Spurs GM R.C. Buford should make a run at signing Greek power forward Yiannis Bourousis of Olympiacos to come to America and replace the aging, declining Fabricio Oberto — whose contract is partially guaranteed for only $1,900,000 next season — as Matt Bonner’s primary backup.

http://www.draftexpress.com/profile/Yiannis-Bouroussis-118/
http://www.blazersedge.com/2009/1/11/717244/von-wafer-not-just-a-feel#11352878

In any event, though, Shaquille O’Neal and the Spurs’ organization are the exact antithesis of each other.

by AK1984 on Jan 30, 2009 4:37 AM PST up reply actions  

A reference to The Mythical Tiago Splitter!

I will always remember him fondly as the player I selected on behalf of Philadelphia in the first-ever BE mock draft.

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"I want to put points on your face."
-Rudy to Pau Gasol

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by rockingharder on Jan 30, 2009 3:42 PM PST up reply actions  

if kerr wants to do a dumb deal

give us j.rich for rlec and a pick

it wouldn’t be that worse of a trade for the blazers..

I think the extra year on j.rich’s contract vs. the ugh that is shaq ooozing on our team is about a wash..

or how about ike for grant hill … and matt barnes.. sure why not..
whole sale down in az

if you couldn’t tell.. I think the Blazers trading for Shaq is a lose-lose-lose situation

"Slum dunk? You just go to the rim, and crush.. crush the ball in the rim."
- Nic Batum

by idoltime on Jan 30, 2009 4:45 AM PST reply actions  

This belongs in the Junk Drawer with other theraputic exercises

I had a hard time with Scottie Pippen, back when. I liked that Kelvin Cato wrote children’s books. But then Snack eats children

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"una canasta a Pau en la cara" Rudy

by Honka Playboy on Jan 30, 2009 5:02 AM PST reply actions  

And you've also opened the Pandora's Box

of the Trade Machine on the main page.

Check this out:
Blazers get: Snack O’Meal
Suns get: Our Collective Soul

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"una canasta a Pau en la cara" Rudy

by Honka Playboy on Jan 30, 2009 5:09 AM PST reply actions  

The band?

"Well, Travis just showed us that we can go to Travis Outlaw." - Nate McMillan

by 12sharks on Jan 30, 2009 9:02 AM PST up reply actions  

Collective Soul or Pandora's Box?

neither. my next band will be The Trade Machine

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"una canasta a Pau en la cara" Rudy

by Honka Playboy on Jan 30, 2009 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

call it Snaq O'Meal

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by 22baylor on Jan 30, 2009 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

What say I? I say Nay Blasphemer!

Alright just kidding. But I wouldn’t be too excited about this deal. For a couple reasons. One is I just feel that if the Shaq, Nash, Stoudemire experiment in Phoenix isn’t working, after a coaching change and a huge commitment, then that tells me Shaq just doesn’t have much left in the tank. 4-5 years ago you the simple combination of Nash and Shaq would of had the league trembling. Now watching Phoenix is like going to a classic car show, you might see a lot of things you like but they’re really expensive, high maintenance and when you think about it you realize you wouldn’t want to drive it EVERYDAY anyway. I like the Honda Accordness of Pryzbilla. How’s that for a sentence you thought you’d never read?

Secondly, I don’t like this hypothetical mainly because I don’t think we “need” to do it. The Blazers are at a point in development where I think success is inevitable. The level of obtainable success should grow mainly with experience and development. In a few years if we are talking about division titles, conference titles and ultimately THE title, it will be primarily because of our nuculeus, Brandon, LMA and Oden. Phoenix went after Shaq because their window was closing. They realized it. They rolled the dice. But our window is opening. Obtaining Shaq while interesting, seems like a gimic. We’d have the great Young center that looks old and the great Old center that talks young. We’d have an All-Star team of post game interviews. But no, I even think Shaq’s presence could hamper Odens development. It would be devastating when Oden realizes Shaq is far better at Karaoke then he will ever be. No good things are here now, in my opinion we have the best center tandem in the league in Oden and Pryzbilla, and while Oden and Shaq would still give us a different best center tandem in the league, tangibly how much better is Shaq than Pryzbilla at this point in his career? Even if you believe Shaq offers a significant upgrade, speculate a season from now or two? Nah, don’t need to do it, so why? The Blazers are the emerging Young Guns, Shaq is an Icy Hot Patch attached to an Old Superstar.

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by Krang on Jan 30, 2009 6:21 AM PST reply actions  

I'm for it actually if...

If we bring Shaq. on with the title player-coach, so he knows that’s his role, showing Greg the ropes and getting this team into championship range.

Anything we can do to turn Greg into a dominant hall-of-fame center should be done. In our team reaches it’s potential in the next 6-7 years we will be facing Dwight Howard or Lebron James in the Finals. Brandon is a great floor leader and such but we are going to have to be able to physically dominate in those games to win. If Greg can get anything out of playing with Shaq. we should do it.

I don’t want to be the Buffalo Bills of the NBA. Trip after Trip to the finals with no championship.

by boppitywop on Jan 30, 2009 6:32 AM PST reply actions  

Shaq doesn't strike me as the nurturing, mentoring,

“I’ll train you to take my job” kind of guy some of you seem to think he is. I could see him talking Greg up in pressers and crushing Greg’s spirit in practices and sulking if Greg played more minutes. Or worse, teaching Greg how to rap.

by MiledAnimal on Jan 30, 2009 11:54 AM PST up reply actions  

I dunno: Shaq might break Greg of some of his bad habits

Like working hard in the off-season.

"We don't back down to nobody." --Joel Przybilla

by hurryup09 on Jan 31, 2009 2:06 AM PST up reply actions  

Can't we bring in Shaq in 2010 as a big man coach when his career is over?

He just would be contractually banned from showing Greg how to shoot free throws.

by Norsktroll on Jan 30, 2009 6:39 AM PST reply actions  

Not bad, but...

Joel fits our window better and obviously makes a few dollars less.

I don’t have any problems with Shaq on the team from a “blasphemous” point of view. I think the league and fans are pretty lucky to have witnessed Shaq’s colorful career.

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The weak died along the way
Only the strong survived
They were the Trailblazers

by lukeyhere on Jan 30, 2009 6:50 AM PST reply actions  

I suggested all this in a trade drawer and I get destroyed by bedgers for the very thought.

Dave does it and it gets rec’d!

The Blazers as a whole are far more like my wife than like me in the sense of their physicality on defense.
-Dave

by chrischa on Jan 30, 2009 6:50 AM PST reply actions  

Adultery......

that is what this post is Dave, pure adultery. Like adultery it makes you tingle, it is seductive, but it leaves you feeling dirty, and it is bad for your long term relationship.

Shaq might help us in the short run, and if he came in with the right attitude he could be a mentor to Oden, that is the “tingle” part.

His offense is certainly better than Pryz. He might be enough to push us into contention this year, that is the “seductive” part.

But, for me, going deeper into the playoffs this year with Shaq, would spoil a lot of the fun. I want to see the Blazers win the right way, with the right guys. I want to win with a team of great young guys acquired through the draft and nurtured locally. If we get Shaq, all of the attention will be on Shaq, and he will get too much of the credit. Simply put, I can’t get the taste of Shaq’s @$$ out of my mind, that is the “dirty” part.

Finally, this trade isn’t going to help the team in the long run. The PTBs have a lot of fire power. We don’t need more offensive options; we need better defense. Loosing Pryz is not to be taken lightly. With limited minutes, Pryz could be an outstanding back-up and insurance against injury for the next 5-6 seasons. Shaq would likely be gone, or done, by the end of 2010. Good back-up centers don’t grow on trees. We would miss Pryz, and the karmic debt we would incur for our infidelity would likely be huge. That is the “bad for our long term relationship” part.

Don’t go there, man. You will live to regret it.

by upper left corner on Jan 30, 2009 6:52 AM PST reply actions  

great point, buddy

It would be so much more enjoyable to see our team “win the right way.” Getting Shaq wold be winning the Whitsitt way. Why not just sign Vince Carter and Jason Kidd while we’re at it? And I heard one of Shawn Kemp’s sons is pretty good.

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by MT Suit on Jan 30, 2009 7:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Nah, Dave is true blue

He posted this in a weak moment. We all have ‘em. He’ll hate himself in the morning—for even flirting with that big floozy Shaq.

"We don't back down to nobody." --Joel Przybilla

by hurryup09 on Jan 30, 2009 8:02 AM PST up reply actions  

Wow

I made it though all of these comments without retching — until now. That’s a seriously nasty image that will haunt me all day.

by Corvid on Jan 30, 2009 10:37 AM PST up reply actions  

max deals?

I agree, sign Roy to whatever it takes. If it means a max deal, fine. No problems.

But Aldridge? I think you’ve got to sign him at market price. This ain’t the late 90’s where anybody averaging 10pts/game gets a max deal up to and including Steve Scheiffler. Aldridge is a fine player, but he’s got hole’s and he is the odd duck out in Portland’s Happy Family. I wouldn’t just assume he is a max guy.

M, period. Fresh, comma.

by manzell on Jan 30, 2009 6:57 AM PST reply actions  

It's TIME

1/25. Dave Deckard posts something from fatty on the main page of Blazers’ Edge.

1/25-26. Dave Deckard fails to put together a real game preview for the game on the 26th.

1/26-27. Dave Deckard neglects to put together a game recap for the game on the 26th. Ben covers nicely for him, but everyone notices Dave’s absence, even so.

1/27-28. Dave shows up to work, but posts a half-hearted attempt at a game preview by relying on a link to prior work. The quality of the work he provides is shoddy (he had to be told about minor, insignificant details such as GERALD WALLACE BEING OUT).

1/28. Ben gets the breaking news on Greg and Rudy on the rookie team. Dave used to get these things.

1/28. Ben starts the open game day thread. Dave used to do this.

1/28-29. Dave manages a game recap, but it comes in after Ben’s Media Row Report. It used to be Dave got these done before Ben, because Ben, of course, has to actually be at the interviews, etc., and then go home to write it up. Even so, Dave lagged behind on this day…. Dave’s spelling is lagging — he tried to spell prosecute more than once, but couldn’t finish it, and just grunted “uhhhh”.

1/29. Henry posts a key Blazer writeup on TrueHoop. You know who got the scoop for Bedge. Dave used to get these.

1/29. Brandon Roy is an All-Star again. Ben got the scoop, Dave didn’t even mention it on the main page.

1/29. Darius gets a guarantee in Memphis. Dave is silent.

1/29-30. Dave posts blasphemy on the main page.

It’s time. Time for an “intervention”.

Friends don’t let friends post drunk.

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by jscot on Jan 30, 2009 7:07 AM PST reply actions   4 recs

Either that ....

…. or Baby Point Guard has the cholic.

hakkaa päälle !

by timg56 on Jan 30, 2009 7:20 AM PST up reply actions  

You forgot that he also blew off the podcast

I think TrueHoop added other team blogs so that Henry can be more of a homer with the Blazers.

by tominhawaii on Jan 30, 2009 8:00 AM PST up reply actions  

I also forgot

that he posted a wrong link on the Charlotte recap.

Evidence keeps piling up.

The first step is admitting there’s a problem.

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by jscot on Jan 30, 2009 8:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Midlife Crisis? Early Alzheimers?

"We don't back down to nobody." --Joel Przybilla

by hurryup09 on Jan 30, 2009 8:05 AM PST up reply actions  

Time to Trade Dave?

Who do you think we could get for him? I think he still has a lot of value on the market. I’m not saying we could get Abbott, but I think we could get some pretty good talent in a deal.

by pualo on Jan 30, 2009 12:47 PM PST up reply actions  

DDEC

When I rule the world, everyone will know how to use Excel.

by jscot on Jan 30, 2009 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

It is probably his son effecting his work

Babies and blogging don’t mix.

"Only dunk and go to the defense." Rudy Fernandez

by Sabonis4Ever on Feb 1, 2009 4:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Wait a minute here...

Is this is April Fools Day post that got uploaded way to soon?
Is this a payoff for a lost bet with a Sun’s blogger?
Does Dave have temporary amnesia?
Is Dave on drugs? (just say no Dave)
Am I in a parallel Bizarro world?
Does Dave owe Shaq or one of his family members money?

The joke must be on me cause I can’t fathom a logical reason for suggesting this trade.

Spend more time with the family Dave and get of the pipe…;-)

by ColoradoBlazerFan on Jan 30, 2009 7:14 AM PST reply actions  

I am not a Blazer Fan

And (from an outsiders P.O.V.) I understand the hatred for Shaq for what he’s done to you guys in the past, but I actually don’t think it is too bad. The risk/reward is worth it. Everyone you would be geting rid of seems dispensable, and there is a possibility of a title, I really believe that.

by captain flitzy on Jan 30, 2009 7:26 AM PST reply actions  

A big problem would be that just to match salaries we would be giving up our biggest trade chip in Raef LaFrentz

Shaq expires in 2010 which would be another trade chip then, but it’s much harder to match 20 million in salaries than 12 plus a player or two (nobody talks about Marbury as a great expiring contract for the Knicks even though you could let him sit at home without ever coming near your team, right?). And we have no more cap space after 2010 when Roy and Aldridge get extended (Bird rights) so Shaq coming off the books then if we keep him would be useless.

by Norsktroll on Jan 30, 2009 7:32 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh great, so we trade Raef, Rudy, Travis, Sergio, Channing, Joel and maybe a first rounder for the right to rent Shaq for a year. Paging Bill Simmons right now: Hey Bill, finally found a trade in this decade that is definitely worse than Kidd for Harris and picks and pieces. Uh huh. Yeah. Blazer fans consider trading for Shaq.

by Norsktroll on Jan 30, 2009 2:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Rent-a-wreck

In theory this doesn’t sound so bad but once I attempt to imagine 87Octane in a Blazers uni followed by the rooting said uni would require makes me want to reach for the bottle of extra-strength Zantac.

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by dcblazer on Jan 30, 2009 7:31 AM PST reply actions  

An almost totally toxic idea ... unless:

I’ve been very encouraged that Greg has played this much so far without re-injuring himself. But I’m still extremely nervous about it and Shaq would alleviate that fear a bit.

This trade would suit Nate as he would have a built in excuse for not quickening the pace.

Shaq I’m afraid, would do nothing but slow down our race horses.

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by TwoDeep on Jan 30, 2009 7:31 AM PST reply actions  

Come on, TwoDeep: get real

If GO averages 40 minutes per game for the next decade and leads the Blazers to 8 titles, you’ll STILL be a nervous wreck about him re-injuring himself. Replacing Joel Przybilla with a way-over-the-hill—and now injury-prone—Shaq would do nothing to allieviate your fears. It would only exacerbate them.

I recommend therapy and/or strong medication for your condition.

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by hurryup09 on Jan 30, 2009 8:12 AM PST up reply actions  

Shaq, himself, would need to be convinced

Even if this ever made sense on paper, someone would have to convince Shaqovic that he would enjoy himself and find some success. For a variety of reasons, this would be a tough sell.

I am strangely reminded of the Shawn Kemp experience.

by chnews on Jan 30, 2009 7:37 AM PST reply actions  

He's not winning rings in Phoenix

He can win more rings in portland.

what more is there for him to need convincing?

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by ratbastird on Jan 30, 2009 8:14 AM PST up reply actions  

shaq

is not the answer we have the best center combo in the league right now no way u mess that up

by BLAZERS#52 on Jan 30, 2009 7:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Shaq's contract

expires after the end of next season. That would be a 25 million doller dump and put us squarely in the Lebron sweepstakes.

I try to help with everything," Fernandez said. "If the coach says go rebound, I go rebound. I work for the team.

""If I'm playing this game to get media and attention, I shouldn't be here," Aldridge said. "I'm here to play basketball, and do what I can do to help this team win."

by Dragonage on Jan 30, 2009 7:47 AM PST reply actions  

mmm

maybe i would do the deal after all

by BLAZERS#52 on Jan 30, 2009 7:50 AM PST up reply actions  

I'm not sure that's true

LA’s and Roy’s contracts will probably put the Blazers over the cap. I’m no expert though.

by tominhawaii on Jan 30, 2009 7:54 AM PST up reply actions  

I believe you're correct.

We’d be going over the cap for this move and losing shaq would bring us around about cap for LA and Roy.

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by ratbastird on Jan 30, 2009 8:13 AM PST up reply actions  

not exactly

The Blazers would immediately eat the Cap Holds on Roy and Aldridge (see my comment above re: LMA) as well as anyone else expiring in 2010. If they have room to sign anyone, the would sign FA’s, THEN resign their current players using the Bird Exception.

M, period. Fresh, comma.

by manzell on Jan 30, 2009 9:54 AM PST up reply actions  

long time listener first time poster.

doesn’t shaq like warm weather only? in that case Portland wouldn’t be a happy place for him to go.

by mightyvan7 on Jan 30, 2009 7:49 AM PST reply actions  

yeah someone mentioned that like 10000000 comments ago

And I agree, he wouldn’t come here because of the weather, possibly other reasons too.

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by appel82 on Jan 30, 2009 7:52 AM PST up reply actions  

I just don't like the idea of trading any of our current players for Shaq

If we can do it for draft picks and RLEC, then ok. Otherwise, forget it. I lke our players and I don’t like Shaq. It would be just too weird.

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by MT Suit on Jan 30, 2009 7:52 AM PST reply actions  

If the Blazers were to go to the playoffs now

They would face the Rockets. Say this happened (I doubt we finish the season 5th but you never know) and Yao Ming was healthy, I think that a playoff series against the most skilled center in the world seems more just as valuable as a season of playing on the same team as shaq. On TNT last night they talked about how the shaq/penny Magic got swept by Hakeem and the Rockets in the finals, but it was a great experience for Shaq, learning a lot from going up against Olajuwan. Now I see your point Dave that if we had Shaq than Greg would be more likely to get that post-season experience a la Duncan/Robinson or Shaq/Malone; but at what cost? Wojarlinskaboavich seems to think that the suns will totally rebuild, but are we do buy his schlock?

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by appel82 on Jan 30, 2009 8:02 AM PST reply actions  

playing against someone in practice is different than competing against someone in the playoffs.

shaq could help oden offensive, but greg is already better at defense, shaq may hurt greg’s defense by teaching him bad habits, just drink my homer kool aid dammit!

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by appel82 on Jan 30, 2009 8:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah

Like Shaq would practice.

—Dave

by Dave on Jan 30, 2009 10:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Practice!

Practice!

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by Lizzy Lowblow on Jan 30, 2009 7:20 PM PST up reply actions  

my bad they'd play dever

Nene is a good measuring stick though, in metric units.

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by appel82 on Jan 30, 2009 9:11 AM PST up reply actions  

This is something I've been pondering too.

Sergio? Frye? for shaq?

okay.

You’ve stated the reasons, and I agree. the only thing I disagree with is that the blazers don’t jump to the championship level. I think it’s possible they do. It depends on how soon it’s done and how the pieces fit. If shaq comes in hungry and willing to follow Nate ( I think he’ll follow Roy just fine based on his promotion of Wade in Miami), we’re there.

He brings championship experience. He brings advice for Greg. He brings confidence. If nothing else, Greg and shaq against each other in practive every day… how do you NOT get good?

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by ratbastird on Jan 30, 2009 8:10 AM PST reply actions  

Giving up Joel

for the guy who deliberately mashed his face with the ball? Oh, my aching heart.

by jorga on Jan 30, 2009 8:13 AM PST reply actions  

We must at least wait...

…for “Joel’s Revenge

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by Lizzy Lowblow on Jan 30, 2009 7:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I dont mean to toot my own horn but...

I proposed this idea a couple days ago in the ‘What is RLEC worth?’ Fanpost:

Fine! Fine!
http://games.espn.go.com/nba/features/traderesult?players=61427502754454&teams=22212121&te=&cash=

We can play the diesel at C, GO at PF, LA at SF, Roy at SG and Blake at PG. Pretty sweet huh?!?

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by abobo84 on Jan 28, 2009 4:07 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

Just call me KP!

by abobo84 on Jan 30, 2009 8:13 AM PST reply actions  

No: just call you Dave on a bad day

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by hurryup09 on Jan 30, 2009 8:14 AM PST up reply actions  

hahah!

Thanks…I can take that.

by abobo84 on Jan 30, 2009 8:17 AM PST up reply actions  

source, link?

not trying to patronize, I hear a lot about different types of zone defenses but have a tough time visualizing them, you have any visual aides? I’m special, as in i’m a visual learner.

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by appel82 on Jan 30, 2009 11:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Okay, here's some stuff.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Triangle_and_Two_Defense
http://www.activejoints.com/majerus/tritwo.html

A triangle-and-two zone defense would give Brandon Roy and Steve Blake fits along the perimeter due to relentless man-to-man defense being played against them, force LaMarcus Aldridge out of his element by turning him into a one-dimensional mid-range jumper shooter, and pit two interior defenders in a zone alignment to prevent the centers from posting up with good position down on the low block.

by AK1984 on Jan 30, 2009 12:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Not so sure

Since you have two centers that need to be double-teamed and can both pass, I think you’d have a lot of trouble holding them down. LMA could sit at the FT line, and both guys post low on either side of the key.

It would be an ugly offense, but I think it would be awfully hard to stop. You really would need each of your interior defenders to hold his own, on his own, against each of the big guys, because they just couldn’t get help from anywhere.

Three decent shooters and one low post threat is pretty destructive to a triangle and two. Add a second low post threat and I don’t think it holds up.

I would try an aggressive half-court trap against that lineup. Not a lot of ball-handling out there, and you’ve got to have either a great ball-handler or good team movement to punish a good trapping defense. Shaq wouldn’t move, and I’m not sure how much Oden would (this year, anyway). You could pretty much force the ball out of the guards’ hands with a good trap defense. They might break it and set their offense, but by the time they did they would be short on the shot clock.

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by jscot on Jan 30, 2009 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Who has ever given Brandon fits one on one?

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by Sabonis4Ever on Feb 1, 2009 4:18 AM PST up reply actions  

In a triangle and two

you’ve got a three man zone with two men playing man to man. So Brandon’s man would cover him on the perimeter, and if he beat his man going to the hoop he’d be going right into the teeth of the zone.

I don’t think a triangle and two would do the job in the low post, but that or a box and one could be very effective against Brandon. It’s the other guys who would kill it.

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by jscot on Feb 1, 2009 9:46 AM PST up reply actions  

I would do it...and heres why...

Shaq makes an immediate impact. I love Joel, but Shaq as your backup center is rediculous. He is still pretty much unstoppable down low and on the boards.

Who better for Greg to learn how to be the most dominant big man in the league, than the guy who currently owns that title?

Imagine going big with Shaq, Greg, LMA, Batum / Webster, and Roy. haha… unstoppable.

by tmundal on Jan 30, 2009 8:15 AM PST reply actions  

Sure, Shaq would be totally cool

about backing-up Greg Oden, that would work.

by MiledAnimal on Jan 30, 2009 12:00 PM PST up reply actions  

This totally messes us our window

Few points. Who backs up Greg for the next 6 years when we are true contenders? Is there a better backup out there that will fill that role as well as Joel? This is B-Roys team, would he defer to Shaq’s Alpha Male? We also know that Shaq pouts when he doesn’t get enough touches, we don’t want that attitude on our team? Shaq has said how important the Phoenix trainers have been in getting him healthy, Grant Hill echoes those sentiments. Do our trainers have the magic spice to keep Shaq at this high level or is this year it for Shaq? If you want someone to mentor Shaq bring in an elite big man coach, not someone that is going to take his role. Mix it up for Greg. Bring in Bill Russell for some pointers, Hakeem, Bill Walton, Charles Barkley. Paul Allen has the loot and then hire Tony Robbins to motivate him and watch him sleep at night.

I'm a little confused by your tactics

by oderiferous emanations 74 on Jan 30, 2009 8:36 AM PST reply actions  

Been there and survived with championships

As noted in earlier posts… As an accident of birth I was born and raised in LA. The Lakers were my team and Wilt was my guy. My first year as a fan was the year Lew Alcondor was a rookie. I hated with a passion this guy named Lew Alcindor who was to Wilt what Oden is to Shaq. (Russell was retired by then so I never knew of their rivalry). Of course I hated him even more when he changed his name to that strange sounding Kareem Abdul-Jabbar.

Ironically UCLA was also my favorite college team and I had no idea that Alcindor played for UCLA. Not being able to make those connections indicates that I was truly a young fella.

But then the Lakers traded their team for the hated Kareem. In time I came to be a fan and you all know what happened.

Also ironically I stopped being a Lakers fan because of Shaq and because I’m now an Oregonian. But if Shaq ended his career here I’m sure I could adapt and cheer for him, especially if it led to an excelleration to the bounty of rings.

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by LaughingJon on Jan 30, 2009 8:39 AM PST reply actions  

You must be a very conflicted person.

Perhaps electroshock therapy could erase those terrible SoCal memories and remove the cognitive dissonance that is tearing you apart.

by MiledAnimal on Jan 30, 2009 12:04 PM PST up reply actions  

How does an asterisk taste?
  • Should’ve made this a poll. I’m too lazy to categorize and count all the opinions, let alone read them in the first place.
  • I like the guys we’ve got now. Give them time to mature and I think we’ll be the team to beat.
  • Any championship the Blazers win with Shaq would have to have be followed by *.

by CatMan2 on Jan 30, 2009 8:39 AM PST reply actions   1 recs

I'd do it if we can Grant Hill in the deal too.

I was watching Mr Sprite last night and imagining him as a Blazer. It seems like a great fit. He’s a veteran and could teach our guys a ton, while not demanding the ball or the spotlight. He won’t be around for that long, so our young guys know they’ll get their turn.

Let’s get Hill in the deal while we’re fantasizing. Trade Machine anyone?

by MavetheGreat on Jan 30, 2009 8:46 AM PST reply actions  

Shaq and Hill for RLEC, Webster, and Przybilla works

http://games.espn.go.com/nba/features/traderesult?players=3366144546822795&teams=2222212121&te=&cash=

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by 22baylor on Jan 30, 2009 10:17 AM PST up reply actions  

Why not just Hill?

Forget Shaq, if the Suns blow it up, why not try and get Hill? Good character guy, good defense, savvy vet, doesn’t mind coming off the bench, all in a SF? Sounds like a perfect fit for this team.

by Pooh Richardson on Jan 30, 2009 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

AND WE GET PLENTY OF SPRITE!!!!!

WOOOO

"There is one way that cutting off trade with a partner could help you," Wolfers explains. "And that's if you're an idiot. If you used to trade a lot with one partner, and they always got the better of you because you don't know what you're doing, then you're right, you would be better off not trading with them any more."

by Outlaw is Rejector on Jan 30, 2009 11:27 PM PST up reply actions  

what's

a SOOF?

Sergio: Spanish for Telfair

by Cool Hand Roy on Jan 30, 2009 10:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Shaq O'Neal Only Fan

a play on GOOFs – Greg Oden Only Fan. – Elgin

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by 22baylor on Jan 30, 2009 10:33 AM PST up reply actions  

I'm late to this post

But I’ve been saying this for over a year now. I always thought this would be a great idea. I would jump for joy if it happened. I know we’re supposed to hate Shaq, but I don’t. I have told the story before, and I won’t go into detail, but my grandparents have been around every Laker star going back to the Kareem days, and my grandma says that Shaq was the nicest one she ever was around. I think how someone treats a litttle old lady when there are no cameras around says a lot about their character.

Plus he can straight up dominate still

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by mark twain on Jan 30, 2009 9:11 AM PST reply actions  

I just drilled my way down here

Having alot o’ fun on the way.

I do appreciate what you say.

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by Lizzy Lowblow on Jan 30, 2009 7:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Contract

That would be one hell of an expiring contract to work with next year!

by splinter on Jan 30, 2009 9:21 AM PST reply actions  

yup

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it for I have it. I get what I deserve. What I deserve - what I deserve what
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by 22baylor on Jan 30, 2009 10:17 AM PST up reply actions  

I don't think Shaq would help Portland all that much this season

and definitely not beyond. What does Shaq really bring to the table? He can no longer play major minutes, his defense is suspect and he’s slow. Would he be happy being a backup? Sure, he’d have a chance at a ring this year, but not a very good one. The Blazers are more than just a Shaq away from competing. They need to play major minutes together to develop some chemistry and Shaq would mess that up.

Portland’s biggest deficiency now is team defense not backup center play. How would Shaq help that? I like how Portland can bring in Przybilla to vacuum up rebounds and play tough D in limited minutes.

This deal would’ve made more sense a couple of years ago when Shaq could play, but not now. I’d rather see Portland go after a PG or SF with great perimeter defense – Hinrich or Wallace.

by torsoheap on Jan 30, 2009 9:25 AM PST reply actions  

Wow....I don't know what to say....

The semi-rational part of me says……“OK, I see your point. This kind of makes sense and it could work. Good job for thinking (way) outside of the box.”

The Blazer fan part of me (a MUCH larger part) says…..“HEY YOU!….STEP AWAY FROM THE KEYBOARD! WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH DAVE?”

by antediluvian on Jan 30, 2009 9:34 AM PST reply actions  

I'm for it

I think it’s an interesting suggestion Dave. I think it’s got a lot of merit. I think we have to consider it. If we don’t mortgage our future by making this move, there’s a lot of merit to it.

The thing that I don’t like about it is that it is a step in 180 degrees away from my hope that the team generates fast-break offense based on lockdown defense sometime sooner rather than later.

Shaq and Oden working together is a nice concept as far as I am concerned. I can imagine the two of them cracking each other up during practices. – Elgin

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by 22baylor on Jan 30, 2009 9:39 AM PST reply actions  

Yes DAVE, YES!!!

There was a thread on this before, someone suggested it and he got killed by comments… I searched for it but think it may have been before the switch to SBN…

I loved this trade before and I love it now. I’ve never been a Shaq guy, but there’s no denying what he could help this team and Oden do.

I would support this move, even though I’d hate, hate, HATE to lose Przybilla.

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by you'vegottomakeyourfreethrows on Jan 30, 2009 9:40 AM PST reply actions  

do it

I hated Scottie Pippen when he played for the Bulls. But I quickly changed my mind when I heard the news that he was coming to Portland. I was excited thinking about finally winning a championship, and he came within a few minutes of bringing us one.

I do not like Shaq. But he has taken three different teams to the NBA Finals. If we could get him and keep the Big Three, I think we could win an NBA title this year.

We don’t need a center, but we desperately need an experienced veteran, and Shaq has as much playoff experience as anybody in the NBA.

by unblindloyalty on Jan 30, 2009 10:05 AM PST reply actions  

Worst Idea EVER

Why would we spend our bounty of trade bait on a guy who will be out of the league in 2 years or less? And at the same time not address any of the real issues (PG, SF).

This would be disaster. I look at the Phoenix Suns (last night) and I dont see a single player on that team that I would want on the Blazers.

Nash might be the worst defender in the NBA. Hill & O’Neal are on their last legs.

Stoudamire is a head case that cant rebound or play D. etc. etc.

Use our bait for a solid SF and include T Law & Frye (Butler would be nice)

by Derftron on Jan 30, 2009 10:09 AM PST reply actions  

Dave, your G status level has been periously threatened.

Sophia

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violets in bloom
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by BlazerFan1 on Jan 30, 2009 10:10 AM PST reply actions  

(sigh)

I’ll just have to wear my G-string to make up for it then. Semi-uncomfortable at first, but you’ve got to keep up appearances…

—Dave

by Dave on Jan 30, 2009 10:24 AM PST up reply actions  

I flagged your comment

for the terrible mental image it put in my head.

by torsoheap on Jan 30, 2009 10:26 AM PST up reply actions  

here's a new one:

dave was taking about wearing a guitar string.

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by appel82 on Jan 30, 2009 11:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Im convinced that you want to up your readership and comment numbers

with the fatty post and this , i cant come to any other logical conclusion! :P

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Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare

Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
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by BlazerFan1 on Jan 30, 2009 11:15 AM PST up reply actions  

One thing you will learn about me

is that I may do things for my own, mystical reasons, but “generating more readership” is never among them. I hate shock journalism and sensationalism.

Thinking about Shaq as a Blazer is enough outside of the box to be intriguing to me, however.

—Dave

by Dave on Jan 30, 2009 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

That said

I notice hits have bumped 50% since I mentioned myself in a G-string.

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by Dave on Jan 30, 2009 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Too cold

Wait until summer. – Elgin

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by 22baylor on Jan 30, 2009 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Would you consider a post about Dirk Nowitzki as a Blazer next please :)

Maybe as our target for 2010/11 when his contract expires. He has said repeatedly that after having played in the Olympics he now wants nothing more than win a title and would play for much less if that would help to have the right team around him. That could help me to focus on just one team if the Mavs play bad anyway and we have Dirk.

by Norsktroll on Jan 30, 2009 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

That isn't a bad idea

As much as I would like to think that LMA+RLEC+1st rounder for Dirk would get it done, I think that Dallas would want more for the Dunking Deutchman

by tingeyga on Jan 30, 2009 3:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I bet you paid Quick

to talk about trades, too. The sidebar went totally insane.

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by jscot on Jan 30, 2009 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Championship WINDOW

That window wont even open until we get some playoff experience. A trade for Shaq does nothing for the future.

WE ARE NOT COMPETING FOR A RING THIS YEAR OR NEXT YEAR>

by Derftron on Jan 30, 2009 10:10 AM PST reply actions  

Yuck, no, I hate Shaq

If this trade had been posted by anybody but Dave it would have been totally shot down and the poster mercilessly ridiculed. I can’t believe how many ppl here are ok with this.

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by Cool Hand Roy on Jan 30, 2009 10:20 AM PST reply actions  

Sergio: Spanish for Telfiar

I’ve been telling my brother this for the past year, still just thinks I’m a hater.

by Brandon684 on Jan 30, 2009 10:22 AM PST up reply actions  

"through the spanish fire"

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by appel82 on Jan 30, 2009 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Shaq

There is no way he would fit in. The entertainment value cannot be beat with this guy, but there is no way he fits in. He has been quoted as saying he wouldn’t come off the bench, and I don’t blame him, he is still an All-Star. Also, there is no way he ever defers alhpa male status to B-Roy.

by Brandon684 on Jan 30, 2009 10:25 AM PST reply actions  

Why would we do this?

We would have to trade at least one or two of our young guys and RLEC to get a guy who would only play for us for two years. http://dimemag.com/2008/09/shaq-says-he-will-retire-in-2010/

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by JTDuck22 on Jan 30, 2009 10:35 AM PST reply actions  

Wow, KP you're not

Let’s see, trade a mint expiring contract for a giant mound of crap. Oh, excuse me, an All-Star center as long as he doesn’t get tired, which can be prevented by only playing him every other day (no back-to-backs). Conditioning has been a problem for Shaq for a decade. Why is that?

Shaq has never been a highly skilled player. Highly skilled players learn to shoot at least 70% from the free throw line. They have some kind of shot facing the basket. He’s always been bigger than the other guy, which has allowed him to knock people back and down and get to the rim with impunity (well, at least until the refs figured out leading on the shot with an elbow to the defender’s chest was probably and offensive foul about 5 years ago).

In college, he was a dynamic player and a great shot blocker. He was unbelievably quick for a guy his size. He’s no longer any of those things. What he is now is a giant blob of forcing your team to play slowly. He is the last man down the court 97% of the time, and he is no longer a good help defender.

If you’re going to try and get an old player, how about someone who can help at a position where the future is cloudy, like Andre Miller? Like, Sergio and RLEC for Miller? Blake makes a reliable backup point and Bayless gets to spent time learning from a pass-first facilitator.

by baduk on Jan 30, 2009 10:44 AM PST reply actions  

I'm thinking of the future

This would be great in the short term, BUT I feel Przybilla is the best backup center in the league and he will be around for much longer then Shaq will. How many seasons does Shaq really have left? To me its too short term focused. And he misses games like crazy for the Suns, whose ganna take his place when hes out? Frye, Randolph?

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by Trail Ducker on Jan 30, 2009 10:48 AM PST reply actions  

If this was happening a couple years ago

I might actually be down (but then we wouldn’t have gotten Oden)

"Sometimes I catch myself watching him and he's shooting floaters all-net. And just to watch how he's talking trash. I loved it. I loved every minute of it. Rudy's a competitor." - Brandon Roy

by Trail Ducker on Jan 30, 2009 10:49 AM PST up reply actions  

exactly

A good thang, at the time.

Worried about the affect on the future.

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by Lizzy Lowblow on Jan 30, 2009 7:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Why why why

Joel will play longer than Shaq will, and he is currently the best backup center in the league. Plus this would sell our soul to the evil basketball gods. I thought Whitset was gone for good.

That’s just bad karma.

As a life long Blazer fan, I don’t know if I could root for the Blazers anymore.

by Schmuckpolo on Jan 30, 2009 10:50 AM PST reply actions  

Why is Dave channelling Whitsett?

Is it comedy for him or is he clumsily trying to enter the HORSEPUCKEY game with the Portland sportstalk radio broadcast.

In which case he should have reported this as a HOT TRADE RUMOR!!!!!!

t

The cilantro in your tapioca pudding since 2007.™

by timbo on Jan 30, 2009 11:17 AM PST up reply actions  

The linked story should serve as a reminder of ....

…. why we would never want Amare

and

…. how difficult a task it can be to get a team to jell and work together to the same objective.

Something the people who question Nate’s abilities as a coach and/or want to revise the roster should keep in mind.

hakkaa päälle !

by timg56 on Jan 30, 2009 10:57 AM PST reply actions  

While we're at it....

Let’s sign Karl Malone out of retirement and get Kobe too. I can remember actually praying to god that Shaq break his big fat leg during the early 00’s. While Blazers’ fans are known to carry a grudge for years (decades?), that’s what makes us so fearsome! All this Shaq-talk needs to be forgotten. Forever! It makes my stomach hurt even mulling it over.

by Great Big Head on Jan 30, 2009 11:01 AM PST reply actions  

No, see, this deal made sense when Shaq was dinged with the Heat, who wanted to unload him...

Now he’s maybe 2 years away from a career as a freestyle rapper.

Too late and too much.

t

The cilantro in your tapioca pudding since 2007.™

by timbo on Jan 30, 2009 11:15 AM PST reply actions  

BINGO!

Elizabeth had a partner and he had a rap from the cops, Him and Lenny Suckerpunch were just out Tooling around

by Lizzy Lowblow on Jan 30, 2009 7:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Dave,

You’re desire to stoke the board fires has clearly clouded your mind.

At least you should have held out on posting this idea until the all-star break—when you’ll really need fodder for the boards. Now is not the time for such craziness.

I applaude your audacity, however.

Heizer

by Heizer on Jan 30, 2009 11:17 AM PST reply actions  

The most absurd thing I've ever read on BE. (I thought Dave was here to keep US in line?)

1. Shaq goes where Shaq wants to go. So far, he has played in Orlando, LA, Miami, and Phoenix. Get the picture through the mist? He ain’t coming to Portland — ever.

2. Shaq won’t play two more years under these circumstances. It’ll be one and done. You blow up our growth curve for that?

3. A championship is far, far from a sure thing. He’s gotten just one in the last seven seasons (counting this one). For all his admitted greatness, Shaq is now a shadow of a big winner.

4. Shaq won’t play the 15 games on the back-ends of the back-to-backs, and Oden will certainly not play less than 24 minutes of any game at center. That leaves Shaq playing four-fifths of the season and only half the minutes of those games he does play, equivalent to getting two-fifths of a player. And that’s assuming he’s injury free. We had him for three years here in Miami and, believe me, Shaq and injury free is an oxymoron.

5. Shaq will cost $20 mil and bring our total salary right to the $70 million luxury tax threshhold. Anything beyond that costs twice the nominal amount, which either robs KP of all free-agent flexibility or effectively doubles the cost of Shaq to the extent that any other long-term player addition takes us over the tax level.

Despite his defensive drawbacks, it would make more sense to talk about some way to bring Nash here for a year or two to feed GO and teach our point-guard gang how to shoot straight . But Shaq? Never in a million years.

by blazerwizard on Jan 30, 2009 12:16 PM PST reply actions  

Why no poll, Dave?

Just two options:

1. YES
2. NO

Then we could see what the consensus is without having to read through all these comments.

"...we have so many experts who think that you have to play defense, you have to rebound, you have to be a possession coach, you have to execute. I just laugh. Explosive offense is not as intimidating as dominant defense. But it is scary when you don't know how to stop someone." - George Karl, Nuggets coach

by jamon51 on Jan 30, 2009 12:21 PM PST reply actions  

Goals

for this team are not to compete for a championship this year.
even with shaq, getting to the finals let alone winning would be a reach, not enough playoff experience and pressure in the other players for shaq to overcome.

2 years from now this would make more sense.

if shaq wants to win this year or next, he needs to go to the spurs.

by DucRider on Jan 30, 2009 12:21 PM PST reply actions  

Say one thing!? Do another?!

So i have read your thoughts. And my biggest problem with this idea of a “Quick Fix” (Which, as we all know Quick Fixes are only short term and never long term fixes) seems to go completly against everything that this Organization has been preaching for 2 or 3 seasons now.

It would seem, up until an idea of this nature, the Blazer Manifesto has been “Rise with us” “Everyone in Portland, you are our fans, we love you. But please.. be patient with us. We are young. We are learning and we are getting there. So please, be patient and grow your patience in conjunction with our growing talents” The Blazer Head Office has spent SO MUCH on this that for them to turn 180 and suggest to all the impatience Portlanders “We are through waiting for the development that we have been preaching about” so lets go get “YET ANOTHER” player near his retirement, give him a nice small to medium sized market to spend out his final days before we take him out back and shoot him for being old (Can we say Scottie Pippin?) How many dying players does Portland need to bare the cross of? Has Portland struck some sort of "Old Player Rest home with the NBA?)

In a market where Portland is already over saturated financially, and is going to be facing even tougher financial woes next season due to the Miles Debacle, now is not the time to hire an over priced, over inflated senior citizen ball player with one eye on the prize and the other on his approaching pension.

I think that we need to stick with the initial game plan, take the loss over the next year or two in regards to the “Prize” and continue the deveolpment of the team and the Blazers Office needs to maintain its Mantra. The “Wait and Develop” mantra has brought us this far and I think overall, everyone is relativly impressed with the improvement and development.

I Implore the Blazers Admin. Please do not get antsy. We are patient. You do the same! We will wait for the prize if you continue to provide positive results.

by BaddaBoomBatum on Jan 30, 2009 12:41 PM PST reply actions  

Shaq Already Sank One Franchise

Does Dave want Shaq to sink another? Have we not learn from Phoenix? Phoenix had the best record before trading for Shaq. Look at where they are right now, in a position of unloading Shaq.

NO THANKS.

by Balian on Jan 30, 2009 12:46 PM PST reply actions  

Clogging

Shaq Clogs up the middle lane
His middle Clogs up his arteries
Hi arteries Clog up his heart
His heart Clogs up our roster

He’s half dead already, and will likely expire long before Duck if he continues on this path. Two years from now we’ll be wearing Shaq’s number on our sleeves. Greg will be fine, we don’t need Shaq.

by 3pointer on Jan 30, 2009 12:54 PM PST reply actions  

Listen.. No. Just.. no.

Even if (big if) Shaq made sense on paper, no championship is worth selling your soul to get it.
A litmus test: If you would trade for Kobe (forget for who, pretend he’s free cuz it doesn’t matter) then burn any Blazer gear you own. It’s barely conscionable for a real Blazer fan to even draft a Laker onto their Fantasy team much less consider this for real.

Part of what we have going now is we’re a team of young players, many for whom the Blazers are their first team, proving themselves in the league against the veterans that have been around a while.
 It’s our sacred identity that not many can claim and I’ll be damned if we soil our name by even considering bringing in any Laker, especially a veteran we’ve grown to loathe as enemies of the state of Blazerdom.

Whoever shared in this momentary lapse, repent – slap yourself and forget you ever entertained such a foul idea.

by DMKPDX on Jan 30, 2009 1:00 PM PST reply actions  

Never gonna happen

But certainly an entertaining read

by southern oregon on Jan 30, 2009 1:08 PM PST reply actions  

I dunno

I guess it’s just too risky for me. If it were a sure thing, and we were practically guaranteed a ring, i’d be down. But I’d rather roll the dice with what we got then watch Shaq try to get another ring. It would be such a tainted ring. It’s like, Yay Porltand wins the championship, and then there’s Shaq hoisting the trophy and talking about his legacy. The idea of a playoff run with Oden coming off the bench just rubs me the wrong way. It’s not the way I want it to go down. And the way i want it to go down, seems just as likely as succeeding as this crazy plan.

by Jumbo on Jan 30, 2009 1:10 PM PST reply actions  

Fun just so we can sit Shaq behind our starter Oden

Our team could simply then make Oden better than Shaq and the discussions would be over.

To me, bad idea unless the date of his contract expiration coincides with something important.

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by staylost on Jan 30, 2009 1:19 PM PST reply actions  

I dont think this would be great for us

And would potentially stunt Greg’s growth, however I do see the potential of it, and how it could do the opposite and help Greg. I just don’t think we need to do anything like this.

I made a fanpost over on Bright Side of The Sun about it.

"There is one way that cutting off trade with a partner could help you," Wolfers explains. "And that's if you're an idiot. If you used to trade a lot with one partner, and they always got the better of you because you don't know what you're doing, then you're right, you would be better off not trading with them any more."

by Outlaw is Rejector on Jan 30, 2009 1:23 PM PST reply actions  

Hmmm, Honestly?

Well, reading what you have said, I can’t say it’s not a TERRIBLE idea, should something like this actually become reality. People can complain all they want about having Shaq and not having capspace and such, but in reality, having Shaq mentor Oden and having that one-two punch would be very beneficial to us. Shaq wouldn’t be able to teach Oden how to shoot FTs (Oden’s doing pretty good already and might be able to teach Shaq) but Shaq would teach Oden toughness, how to not show mercy. To take it to the basket with authority. Also, it might help him with the refs. if the refs see Shaq on the court, then Oden, they might start giving Oden Shaq-like respect faster, sooner.

I think we should go after something better, but if this is a deal that KP sees as a no-brainer and sees the potential, Nate signs off on it, and Shaq likes the idea and willing to come here for a sure fire chance a title and might be willing to take less if he wants to play more later as a back-up, I wouldn’t say no. I agree that this deal would make us very nasty and very hard to deal with all season. I almost think the league would want to veto this deal because of what it could mean. Actually recognizing Portland as a bonafied title contender.

So really, I wouldn’t look at those willing to crap all over you for this. You were smart in seeing this side. It does and would make sense to a degree should this deal ever happen. And again, you are also right that is most likely never ever will. It’s not the end of the world should it be, and there is bound to be a stud back-up we could get once Shaq calls it quits. Plus, it does give us that veteran star (to a degree) that knows what it takes to get to the next level. And really, he would be a fine mentor for Oden. Imagine their charismatic personalities in the locker room? It would be worth watching by itself.

by TheBeastBoy on Jan 30, 2009 2:15 PM PST reply actions  

Production comparison

At the 08/09 mid-season, Shaq is the 3rd best player on the Suns (behind Amare and Steve) and is definitely better than Oden now (though the upside for Oden is tremendous).

Unfortunately, Shaq plays the same position as Joel and so far this year (though his production has declined a bit recently), Joel currently is twice as better than Shaq. So trading Joel for Shaq would be a mistake and obviously trading Oden is not acceptable.

Hence, based on just current production, this trade is not advisable.

by Trail on Jan 30, 2009 2:34 PM PST reply actions  

Okay, I think Dave may have finally lost it.

This makes about as much sense as the Cleveland Caveliers trying to bring MJ out of retirement at 47 years old to “mentor LeBron”.

Even if we don’t have to give up anything but a bag of chips to get him, how does Shaq fit with Portland’s “Culture”? How does having Shaq’s ego in the locker room not disrupt team chemistry?

You’ve heard of addition by subtraction? This move would be subtraction by addition. Pure and simple. No thank you. We do not need or want “The Big Chemistry destroyer” on our team.

Write-in Rudy for All-Star 2009!

by Majikj0n on Jan 30, 2009 2:53 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

Rude.

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by Sarbonis on Jan 30, 2009 3:27 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

How about...

Deron Williams and Paul Millsap for Roy and Outlaw?

by torsoheap on Jan 30, 2009 9:40 PM PST up reply actions  

no

"Only dunk and go to the defense." Rudy Fernandez

by Sabonis4Ever on Feb 1, 2009 4:20 AM PST up reply actions  

No.

1. Shaq mentors young promising center prospects, or any competition for his light, like the old bull mentors the baby bull — with his horns then his hooves. He is too egotistical to teach.

2. The Blazers don’t do this. Shaq doesn’t fit into our championship window. Hell, he might even stuff it closed. Took two cancers for LA, and Krabby was just one of them.

3. Phoenix isn’t doing this. Not that it doesn’t make sense for them. But they are married to Shaq. He sells tickets. And they sold everybody on their genius. So, do they pucker up and hire back D’Antoinio, too?

No. No chance.

by LaoTzu on Jan 30, 2009 5:54 PM PST reply actions  

Is Joel happy to be a backup here?

He is playing less and less minutes now with Oden’s improvment. Will Joel opt out of his contract next year? Either way I just don’t see paying Shaq 21 mil plus tax is worth it. Will the Blazers be good enough to win or content for the championship if we have Nash running our team? I think so. I would go after Nash instead.

by Sungari on Jan 30, 2009 6:34 PM PST reply actions  

Nancy Reagan said it best!

whoo, Katy bar the door! - Maurice Lucas anticipating Greg Oden's development

by lee3022 on Jan 30, 2009 7:34 PM PST reply actions  

JUST

whoo, Katy bar the door! - Maurice Lucas anticipating Greg Oden's development

by lee3022 on Jan 30, 2009 7:34 PM PST up reply actions  

SAY

whoo, Katy bar the door! - Maurice Lucas anticipating Greg Oden's development

by lee3022 on Jan 30, 2009 7:34 PM PST up reply actions  

NO!

whoo, Katy bar the door! - Maurice Lucas anticipating Greg Oden's development

by lee3022 on Jan 30, 2009 7:36 PM PST up reply actions  

NO!

whoo, Katy bar the door! - Maurice Lucas anticipating Greg Oden's development

by lee3022 on Jan 30, 2009 7:35 PM PST reply actions  

We have been had

NOOOOOOOOOOOO way

Remember Patrick Ewing going to Seattle? $14 M bought Seattle 1 fewer win and 1.0 less point differential from the previous year.

Remember Hakeem Olajuwon going to Toronto? $5M bought a 40% decline in per game scoring (to 33% of his career average) a 19% drop in his rebounds (to 54 of his career average), 5 fewer wins (47 to 42) and 2.6 poorer point differential from the previous year.

This move is not in the interests of the Trail Blazers. It is only in the interests of Diabolical Dave to drive up the mid-season lethargy (Where have the 2000+ comment game threads gone?) Sucked in we all were…..464 comments – the shame, oh the shame.

whoo, Katy bar the door! - Maurice Lucas anticipating Greg Oden's development

by lee3022 on Jan 30, 2009 8:33 PM PST reply actions  

Cut Dave some slack.

It is a legitimate question: do you mortgage the future for a chance to win now?

by torsoheap on Jan 30, 2009 9:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Does this relate to today's economy?

Elizabeth had a partner and he had a rap from the cops, Him and Lenny Suckerpunch were just out Tooling around

by Lizzy Lowblow on Jan 30, 2009 9:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Call me silly

but I don’t see Sergio, Channing, and maybe Joel as “mortgaging the future”. How many of these guys can you hold onto over the long term? 3 point guards? 3 power forwards? The center you replace in the deal.

However it is a legitimate question. I love all of the different opinions but it is annoying to see people say I’m just talking to stir responses and get hits. How big is this site? How did it get built? Not by being frivolously controversial.

—Dave

by Dave on Jan 30, 2009 10:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Only one of those matters that much

Joel is probably a long term asset. He is highly likely to stay in Portland when his contract is up, and for a price we are willing to pay, if he’s getting 15-18 mpg or so, and we’re contending/winning championships.

You aren’t replacing that. You are replacing the center only for a year and a half. After that…. Maybe KP picks up an adequate backup in the draft, but unlikely to find someone as good as Joel at the level we’ll be drafting.

There’s another long term benefit to having Joel which you lose. If Joel stays around and performs at a high level, you can easily keep Greg’s average minutes to 30-33 per game. That means less wear and tear than if he’s playing 38-40, which can reduce injuries and possibly extend his career.

This is the classic short-termism move. You are trading away long-term assets to try and pry the window open early. You rightly argue that those long-term assets probably aren’t vital to our success, though I think you’ve understated the long term value of Joel.

The other asset you are trading away is RLEC/cap space. That is a long term asset as well, in the respect that it is an asset which we can almost certainly leverage into a long term asset. There’s an opportunity here, which means there’s an opportunity cost in doing this beyond what you’ve mentioned.

What if KP could leverage RLEC into Caron Butler or Tayshaun Prince or something crazy like that? If so, doing this deal would definitely be mortgaging the future.

I also don’t think we win it all this year even if we do this. So we’re incurring a significant opportunity cost for the purpose of hopefully winning one or two playoff series. And next year, the benefit is even less obvious — we could potentially have a championship team next year if RLEC brings the right player in or just if things click for us.

To me, there is only one outstanding benefit which would make this worth considering, and that is the mega-expiring contract next year. Whether that is worth it is doubtful, but it has potential merit.

I also think the “culture” question is a little problematic. I don’t think KP wants to be bringing in people who publicly say what he said to Kobe last year. Former L@ker? That wouldn’t stop him. Even that former L@ker. But there’s other stuff which doesn’t really fit the culture/image KP is creating. He’s not Ruben or Sheed or Isaiah, but I’d be surprised.

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by jscot on Jan 30, 2009 10:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, and by the way

We all know you and other bloggers paid Quick to stir up the trade rumors.

When I rule the world, everyone will know how to use Excel.

by jscot on Jan 30, 2009 10:30 PM PST up reply actions  

You can

but I don’t think there’s a ton of traction in it. Joel is a center and a center only. To win rings we need Oden to become an excellent center. Excellent centers play 38-40 mpg and make their teams rue every second they’re not on the court. If Przybilla averages 18 minutes every night it means that Oden is either chronically injured, chronically in foul trouble, or isn’t performing all that well. In a couple of years whoever is behind Greg should hopefully be relegated to spot and/or emergency duty.

—Dave

by Dave on Jan 30, 2009 11:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Tim Duncan

for the last five years (counting this year) has averaged between 33-35 mpg. The high is 35.1 (this year).

You could argue that he’s not a center, but….

That leaves 13-15 mpg. When Joel was healthy, we saw the beginnings of twin towers. I could see that happening in a few games in the future. Add one or two mpg. Typically, most players miss a handful of games with illness or injury, and if Greg misses, Joel would obviously play a lot more.

If we’re a championship team, we’ll have a lot of blowouts. We may even be more dominant in the regular season than the Spurs have been, because we are so deep (depth is more valuable for regular season than the playoffs, but it does help generate some blowouts). Blowouts mean fewer minutes for your dominant center.

Your 38-40 minutes is accurate for the playoffs, but not necessarily for the regular season, especially for championship teams.

One other factor — excellent centers tend to play more because of a huge dropoff when their backup comes in. The gap between what Greg will become and Joel is, IMO, huge. But it isn’t as if we’ll have a weak lineup on the floor with Joel in there. We’re not talking about Bill Walton being backed up by Robin Jones here. If you have Robin Jones, your starting center will play 40 mpg. If it is Joel coming in, not so sure….

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by jscot on Jan 30, 2009 11:37 PM PST up reply actions  

David Robinson

retired before the years I was discussing. And we weren’t talking about sharing minutes with Shaq, but how much Joel will play behind Greg.

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by jscot on Jan 31, 2009 1:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Do you think Pryzzy's goin' to OKC?

Elizabeth had a partner and he had a rap from the cops, Him and Lenny Suckerpunch were just out Tooling around

by Lizzy Lowblow on Jan 30, 2009 11:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I respectfully disagree.

Oden is going to get into better shape which should allow him to play more minutes, but the more he plays, the more he’s going to get beaten up. I remember that Shaq had some funky abdominal strain when he was with the L@kers because of the beatings he took under the basket. The less of those Oden takes, the better.

I also think we might get diminishing returns with more Oden minutes. I want to see quality minutes, not just quantity. 25 points, 15 boards, 3 blocked shots in 30 minutes would be a great line and less minutes will keep him fresher for all the playoff series upcoming.

Besides, as someone already pointed out, if we’re contending for the championship, then we’re blowing teams out so the starters will have reduced minutes.

by torsoheap on Jan 31, 2009 10:24 AM PST up reply actions  

I respectfully disagree

with your subject line.

This is perhaps the one and only thread in which we should be flaming Dave, not being respectful. :)

When I rule the world, everyone will know how to use Excel.

by jscot on Jan 31, 2009 11:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Your deal

is not mortgaging the future, but I don’t think Phoenix would go for it so I substituted one with the RLEC which we could use to get a younger dude to help us out down the road.

I also think that Joel is essential to the Blazers’ long term plans. He’s already shown a willingness to come off the bench and get it done in limited minutes. Big bodies who rebound, play solid defense and are consummate professionals should be kept whenever possible.

by torsoheap on Jan 31, 2009 10:17 AM PST up reply actions  

Whoops.

Your deal does have the RLEC. I still don’t think Phoenix goes for it and I’d rather see that expiring contract plus our spare parts flipped for someone who can play five years for the Blazers.

I don’t even think Shaq can play now.

by torsoheap on Jan 31, 2009 10:21 AM PST up reply actions  

There were legitimate financial reasons behind the Seattle SuperSonics trading for Patrick Ewing.

Besides, unlike this absurd trade proposal, the acquisition of Ewing didn’t come at the costs at any great shakes — which included Horace Grant, Vernon Maxwell, Lazaro Borrell, Vladimir Stepania, Greg Foster, Chuck Person, Emanual Davis, a 2002 first-round draft pick (i.e., Kareem Rush), a 2001 second-round draft pick (i.e., Eric Chenowith), and a 2001 second-round draft pick via the Boston Celtics (i.e., Michael Wright) — so let’s not lump those two things together with each other.

All in all, Raef LaFrentz’s expiring contract and backup center Joel Przybilla — who’s been outrageously underrated by certain people throughout this thread — are more valuable assets in and of themselves than the combined worth of all 10 assets that the Seattle SuperSonics parted with to acquire Ewing.

by AK1984 on Jan 31, 2009 12:49 AM PST up reply actions  

I think some underestimate Shaq's

requirement to play and live in a warm weather climate. Just going off of statements he’s made throughout his career, if the town isn’t dotted with palm trees – he’s not signing there.

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by Net Ranger on Jan 31, 2009 10:15 AM PST reply actions  

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