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Who's the most physically attractive (i.e., hottest) "Blazerette" in everyone's opinion?

As far as I'm concerned, Melissa is by far the most beautiful of the group -- for she rates out as a 9 1/2 out of 10 on my scale of attractiveness -- yet, that's just my opinion.

http://www.nba.com/blazers/fans/2009blazerdancers.html

This, by the way, isn't a sexist exercise, for all of you ladies -- as well as any homosexual or bisexual guys out there -- can instead select your favorite Trail Blazer rather than one of the dancers.

At any rate, though, I'm too lazy to put up a poll, so y'all should make your voices heard by commenting in this thread!

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All right, I chose Melissa because she fits my own personal stereotype of a physically attractive woman.

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Melissa’s combination of luscious long hair, face that’s cute as a button, fit physique, and seemingly smooth skin — which is important from the neck down, with an emphasis on “smooth” — are major turn-ons for me.

That’s just one person’s opinion, though.

by AK1984 on Jan 29, 2009 2:59 AM PST reply actions  

Anyone else hear the Jim Rome quote

On Craig Robinson being “Smooth, and I know Smooth”? And feel a bit uncomfortable everytime?

Roy To The World

by Outlaw is Rejector on Jan 29, 2009 9:33 AM PST up reply actions  

Ak's real favorite Blazerette

or rather what i came up with based off of previous post he has made.
(sorry for my lazy photo shop)

by jcoop85 on Jan 29, 2009 1:17 PM PST up reply actions   2 recs

LOL! Hilarious!

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by LaMarvelous on Jan 30, 2009 12:02 AM PST up reply actions  

Ione is by far my favorite.

Has been since she first started. She needs more camera time this year!

by Bskey on Jan 29, 2009 3:10 AM PST reply actions  

She is cute but looks like my aunt and it takes away from her looks

Christel makes Chyna from WWE look feminine and attractive. After seeing the dancers from the Clippers and other teams, picking the hottest Blazers dancer is like picking the hottest lunch lady.

≤ˆˆ≥

by tominhawaii on Jan 29, 2009 3:25 AM PST up reply actions  

While we are trading for Gerald Wallace, we might trade a few of our dancers for a lovely Ladycat as well

Natasha: Lindsey:

The Heat also have some nice girls, but they try to be a bit too much Pussycat Dolls, and I wouldn’t take Shawn Marion just for them ;-)

by Norsktroll on Jan 29, 2009 3:56 AM PST reply actions  

oh golly

ladycat natasha is rocking my sox.

and don’t diss the heat girls. they fine.

Say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.

by aryamehr on Jan 29, 2009 4:03 AM PST up reply actions  

I went to a Bobcat pre-season game with my brother

This photo of Lindsey, doesn’t do her justice. One of the most attractive ladies I’ve ever seen.

by parkinglotj on Jan 29, 2009 8:58 AM PST up reply actions  

I might be turning gay

There is no one on the Blazer dance team that I look at (based on the team website’s pictures) and I go “WOWZAH BOWZAH HUBBA WUBBA”.

A pretty ordinary looking group of female trainers at the local 24 hour fitness. Maybe they’re just bad pics.

Every Blazer game home feed I see on league pass seems to focus on one specific Blazer dancer, a short Asian one who has no eyeballs because her eyes are so squinty. She’s cute enough, and whoever that camera guy is always puts her in the center. Maybe it’s Eri, now that I look at the pics?

How long has Ione been a Blazer dancer? Seems like people here have been loving her for forever and a day and a half.

The first step is admitting you don’t use the Blazer dancers as masturbatorial material, step 14 is coming out to your parents at Thanksgiving. I got 10 months to go through the process, I guess.

Mortimer

by Mortimer on Jan 29, 2009 4:43 AM PST reply actions  

I agree with you about none of them are that impressive.

But I think Marrisa? was the one who stood out the most, also I only looked at the Blazer page pictures and they probably could have taken some better pictures (although there are a few dancers I suspect that even the most flattering lighting wouldnt help).

by tevisthe4th on Jan 29, 2009 5:10 AM PST up reply actions  

most of them are straight ugg....

though its probably the pics themselves. in real life i’m sure they’re most pleasant to the eyes.

Say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.

by aryamehr on Jan 29, 2009 5:28 AM PST up reply actions  

I had pretty much the same reaction.

I don’t remember names, but I do recall some past Blazer Dancers that did hit Wowzh.

hakkaa päälle !

by timg56 on Jan 29, 2009 8:43 AM PST up reply actions  

but you live in LA

girls like that are a dime a dozen

if you live in the ABQ you are hard pressed to find a girl over 16 with out a baby attached to each breast so it really changes your frame of reference.

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Jan 29, 2009 8:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I like Jill Savage

Man, we should forfeit before roy’s hammy explodes, knocking him into LMA’s ear who loses his balance and hits Greg’s knee… - HurraKane212

http://www.nba.com/news/miles_10_080919.html

by maid tu rek on Jan 29, 2009 4:49 AM PST reply actions  

fightmaster? she is pretty but looks too much like my sister

therefore I will resist all her rabid attempts to seduce this average non-affluent male whom she has never heard of.

by tevisthe4th on Jan 29, 2009 5:18 AM PST up reply actions  

now THAT'S what i'm talking about tom...

HUBBA HUBBA. step aside blazer dancers!

Say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.

by aryamehr on Jan 29, 2009 5:29 AM PST up reply actions  

uhm, wrong Jill tom

the one that works with isac and suuk

Man, we should forfeit before roy’s hammy explodes, knocking him into LMA’s ear who loses his balance and hits Greg’s knee… - HurraKane212

http://www.nba.com/news/miles_10_080919.html

by maid tu rek on Jan 29, 2009 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

its not my fault you live in hawii

Man, we should forfeit before roy’s hammy explodes, knocking him into LMA’s ear who loses his balance and hits Greg’s knee… - HurraKane212

http://www.nba.com/news/miles_10_080919.html

by maid tu rek on Jan 29, 2009 8:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Desiree

she was a blazer dancer a few years ago… dont remember which year… but i dont know if there will ever be a better looking blazer dancer in my mind.

by Obsidian on Jan 29, 2009 5:46 AM PST reply actions  

I'm with you

The Piston dancers are legit. I would take Stephanie over Alicia, though. Something about dark hair with blue eyes just slays me.

"It's not who jumps the highest -- it's who wants it the most" Buck Williams

"and if EVERYONE confronted with a tough, disgusting situation pulled out, I don't think I would have been born." Mortimer

by Fund A Mental on Jan 29, 2009 10:12 AM PST up reply actions  

Pistons

what a surprise! They have a few lookers.

by jcoop85 on Jan 29, 2009 10:13 AM PST up reply actions  

there are also some real pissed off looking women

like angry.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fj8DgWnbVng&feature=bz303
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I've never scored more than 38 ..... not even in Little League.

by Portland89 on Jan 29, 2009 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow

I didn’t know they had that many beautiful women in Detroit….

There is probably no more terrible instance of enlightenment than the one in which you discover your father is a man — with human flesh.
Paul Muad'Dib - Dune (Frank Herbert)

My Translation: My Dad is a dude just like me, and my sons are dudes like me also. I love that.
Season Tix: Section 315, with my sons

by johnv59 on Jan 29, 2009 5:10 PM PST up reply actions  

man physical attractiveness is clearly in the eye of the beholder

while I’m not falling over myself with the Blazer dancers.. I like just about every other squad considerably less than ours..

noones really got the full package but if you could but melissa’s top and put it on rea’s bottom together I’d be pretty darn happy..

and as a point.. when you see the blazer dancers up close.. it actually does less for their looks.. (unless you are the type of guy who is very judgmental to TV/far distance babes but falls in love with any woman that gets within a foot of you)..
its often called the ‘cheerleader effect’ (or at least nph called it that once on the show ‘how i met your mother’)

"Slum dunk? You just go to the rim, and crush.. crush the ball in the rim."
- Nic Batum

by idoltime on Jan 29, 2009 7:01 AM PST reply actions  

Taren

I like her total package. Red head means she’s fiesty and she’s got nice gams and a pretty smile.

I don’t think the photo stills do these gals much justice, they look way hotter on live PTB feeds.

"When it comes to compliments, women are ravenous, bloodsucking monsters, always wanting more, more, more! And if you give it to 'em, you'll get plenty back in return." -- Homer

by bow4meow on Jan 29, 2009 7:32 AM PST reply actions  

Taren...

there is something about her that makes it impossible for me to take my eyes off her. She also has a lot of fun out there, you can tell she enjoys what she is doing.

There is probably no more terrible instance of enlightenment than the one in which you discover your father is a man — with human flesh.
Paul Muad'Dib - Dune (Frank Herbert)

My Translation: My Dad is a dude just like me, and my sons are dudes like me also. I love that.
Season Tix: Section 315, with my sons

by johnv59 on Jan 29, 2009 5:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Taren for me too!

Great looking redhead, and not likely to ever lose her shape.

COMCAST SUCKS!!

by shamman on Jan 29, 2009 5:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Caitlin

But I must say that the first Bobcat dancer up there pretty much trumps our entire dance team. yowza!

by DrivetheLane on Jan 29, 2009 7:51 AM PST reply actions  

Can I get

a pass on picking a blazer dancer? They are all not so attractive this year in my opinion.

"Intent is prior to content, the question is, does this generation really want truth?"
"Cogito ergo sum" -Descartes

by Shribby on Jan 29, 2009 8:31 AM PST reply actions  

Most of the girls on the dance team are pretty cute but

none of them would really make you stop in your tracks or do a double take if you saw them on the street fully dressed.

If I could combine the legs from one, ass from another, breasts from yet another, face from a different one, and hair from that other one…

Dunk

by Billy Ray Bates on Jan 29, 2009 8:42 AM PST reply actions  

OT

AK do you still post on espn? I used to war a little with you on sports talk .com before Ford sold his soul(and his site) to espn.

I try to help with everything," Fernandez said. "If the coach says go rebound, I go rebound. I work for the team.

""If I'm playing this game to get media and attention, I shouldn't be here," Aldridge said. "I'm here to play basketball, and do what I can do to help this team win."

by Dragonage on Jan 29, 2009 8:56 AM PST reply actions  

ps

Get a Blazer logo on your monicker, you’ve always been a closet fan.

I try to help with everything," Fernandez said. "If the coach says go rebound, I go rebound. I work for the team.

""If I'm playing this game to get media and attention, I shouldn't be here," Aldridge said. "I'm here to play basketball, and do what I can do to help this team win."

by Dragonage on Jan 29, 2009 8:58 AM PST reply actions  

My fav

is Ione…i think Kassi is the hottest tho.

The most hated Blazer is like the least hottest supermodel - Sabonis4Ever

by Philthyanimal on Jan 29, 2009 9:37 AM PST reply actions  

meh...

Certain girls have certain “qualities”, but I don’t know that there’s one that is head-to-toe a knockout.

Can we mix-and-match?

"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car"

by you'vegottomakeyourfreethrows on Jan 29, 2009 9:51 AM PST reply actions  

Can we mix-and-match?

That’s what I’m talkin about.

Dunk

by Billy Ray Bates on Jan 29, 2009 7:56 PM PST up reply actions  

The redhead is pretty hot in person but honestly if I want to see strippers I'll go a strip club

At leat the gymnastic chicks do something cool other than dance badly and be naked.

Blazer Fan

by leeroyjenkins on Jan 29, 2009 10:16 AM PST reply actions  

Amen

Everytime I see that redhead my inner monologue goes something like this:

“Damn, that girl looks naughty good. How does she keep making eye contact with me when I’m way up here in the 300 level? I think I gotta a chance?”

Then I realize that it is the same conversation I have with myself at strip clubs and I just feel dirty.

"It's not who jumps the highest -- it's who wants it the most" Buck Williams

"and if EVERYONE confronted with a tough, disgusting situation pulled out, I don't think I would have been born." Mortimer

by Fund A Mental on Jan 29, 2009 2:50 PM PST up reply actions  

she was looking at me

in the 300 leveel, not you…

There is probably no more terrible instance of enlightenment than the one in which you discover your father is a man — with human flesh.
Paul Muad'Dib - Dune (Frank Herbert)

My Translation: My Dad is a dude just like me, and my sons are dudes like me also. I love that.
Season Tix: Section 315, with my sons

by johnv59 on Jan 29, 2009 5:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Actually she was checking myself and my gf out on the floor.

Always bring the chicks.

We turned her down though, so she might have been looking at you after that.

Greg Oden, where posters happen.

by ratbastird on Jan 30, 2009 1:34 PM PST up reply actions  

I agree with "meh"

Although if forced to choose, I would go with Ione first and Eri second

by Blodgett on Jan 29, 2009 10:20 AM PST reply actions  

I say the kings are the best!

If you have seen their scandalous photos you would agree. The one where they are bent over the counter with their skirts flipped up…. yah that pretty much makes this an easy. ummm I’m not sure i have seen there faces though….. oh well didn’t really need to.

by jcoop85 on Jan 29, 2009 10:23 AM PST reply actions  

Ione

this chick is like pic to pic for me. A few pics she looks alright… then the next couple her face looks a little whack. I dunno just my opinion. overall a nice looking girl, but for a cheerleader “meh” (quoted from someone above)

by jcoop85 on Jan 29, 2009 10:28 AM PST reply actions  

bah blazerdancers

Its all about the stunt crew…
now they are hot.

by pklym on Jan 29, 2009 10:36 AM PST reply actions  

If you like midgets

"It's not who jumps the highest -- it's who wants it the most" Buck Williams

"and if EVERYONE confronted with a tough, disgusting situation pulled out, I don't think I would have been born." Mortimer

by Fund A Mental on Jan 29, 2009 2:51 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

AGREED!

Greg Oden, where posters happen.

by ratbastird on Jan 30, 2009 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm calling it

Portland Trailblazers = Worst squad in the league (someone prove me wrong!)
Best is automatically kings for the photo scandal
http://withleather.uproxx.com/?p=4994 (not safe for work ..or wife?)
best runner up…pistons? dunno I’m research now…

by jcoop85 on Jan 29, 2009 10:37 AM PST reply actions  

ok

I looked at about 10 to 15 other teams and at a quick glace they were all better so I think that makes me qualified to make such a statement. ;)

by jcoop85 on Jan 29, 2009 12:32 PM PST up reply actions  

ummm

those chicks are NOT attractive.

I mean if you like your girls looking like bbq’d chicken on the grill, then maybe.

Greg Oden, where posters happen.

by ratbastird on Jan 30, 2009 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Riddle me this: how do married guys get away with sitting in the front row

Those strippers are shaking their stuff right in these guys faces and there’s no possible way they are able to stare at anything other than young nubile flesh during timeouts etc. They must constantly be getting smacked by their wives amirite?

Blazer Fan

by leeroyjenkins on Jan 29, 2009 11:08 AM PST reply actions  

Cause the wife can't keep her eyes off

the ten hard-bodied athletic specimens wearing shorts and sweat, running up and down the court?

That’s why basketball is such a good family sport. A feast for both sets of eyes.

by EngineerScotty on Jan 29, 2009 11:37 AM PST up reply actions  

if you can afford to sit in the front row on a regular basis,

then you WILL have an understanding wife. Iv’e found that the amount of BS i’m seamingly able to get away with is directly proportional to the amount of “security” that I’m bringing to the table

Man, we should forfeit before roy’s hammy explodes, knocking him into LMA’s ear who loses his balance and hits Greg’s knee… - HurraKane212

http://www.nba.com/news/miles_10_080919.html

by maid tu rek on Jan 29, 2009 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

A Freekin Poll!!!!

If there was ever a thread that needed a poll, this is the one.

by PtownJake on Jan 29, 2009 12:14 PM PST reply actions  

Rebecca Haarlow is the hottest female member of the Blazers family

She is hot because she is intelligent. BlazerFan1 is hot because she too is intelligent.

Women who rely on their physical appearance to get a job are NOT attractive. Bimbos are ugly.

Consistency is the hobgoblin of small minds.

-Ralph Waldo Emerson

by MT Suit on Jan 29, 2009 12:19 PM PST reply actions   2 recs

Rec!

Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare

Roses are red
violets in bloom
Sophia’s in love
with Nicholas Batum
-Bow4Meow

by BlazerFan1 on Jan 29, 2009 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

BlazerFan1 is Hot because she's a Mom

"It's not who jumps the highest -- it's who wants it the most" Buck Williams

"and if EVERYONE confronted with a tough, disgusting situation pulled out, I don't think I would have been born." Mortimer

by Fund A Mental on Jan 29, 2009 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

lol

thats not why, but being a mom haznt hurt her. Side note, remember when a milf was your friends hot 34 to 40 year old mom, whose “tastfully implied” photoes you found in his dads nightstand while pilliging the house for alcohol and “other” entertainment, while his parrents were away for the weekend? Now they seem so young. I dont’t think the title of M.I.L.F. should be givin out till after the age when the body start to decay without SERIOUS effort into diet and excorsise. It should be an earned title, given for shear effort and determination in the face of father time.

Man, we should forfeit before roy’s hammy explodes, knocking him into LMA’s ear who loses his balance and hits Greg’s knee… - HurraKane212

http://www.nba.com/news/miles_10_080919.html

by maid tu rek on Jan 29, 2009 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

True

There is nothing better than an attractive woman in her 40’s with kids (did I really just write that?). But at the same time, can we really discriminate against the young mothers? My friends and I have created a scale for Cougars (ranging from junior to grizzled), maybe we could implement a similar scale for MILFs.

"It's not who jumps the highest -- it's who wants it the most" Buck Williams

"and if EVERYONE confronted with a tough, disgusting situation pulled out, I don't think I would have been born." Mortimer

by Fund A Mental on Jan 29, 2009 4:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Like the woman

in the car lot commercials?

There is probably no more terrible instance of enlightenment than the one in which you discover your father is a man — with human flesh.
Paul Muad'Dib - Dune (Frank Herbert)

My Translation: My Dad is a dude just like me, and my sons are dudes like me also. I love that.
Season Tix: Section 315, with my sons

by johnv59 on Jan 29, 2009 5:18 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Roger THAT!

"When it comes to compliments, women are ravenous, bloodsucking monsters, always wanting more, more, more! And if you give it to 'em, you'll get plenty back in return." -- Homer

by bow4meow on Jan 29, 2009 5:28 PM PST up reply actions  

What he said

What an ageless beauty. She rocks that sweater, hard!

"It's not who jumps the highest -- it's who wants it the most" Buck Williams

"and if EVERYONE confronted with a tough, disgusting situation pulled out, I don't think I would have been born." Mortimer

by Fund A Mental on Jan 29, 2009 5:45 PM PST up reply actions  

not only is she very attractive

but her voice just makes me weak in the knees….

"When it comes to compliments, women are ravenous, bloodsucking monsters, always wanting more, more, more! And if you give it to 'em, you'll get plenty back in return." -- Homer

by bow4meow on Jan 29, 2009 6:09 PM PST up reply actions  

"Right off the Haines Street exit"

makes my heart beat fast

There is probably no more terrible instance of enlightenment than the one in which you discover your father is a man — with human flesh.
Paul Muad'Dib - Dune (Frank Herbert)

My Translation: My Dad is a dude just like me, and my sons are dudes like me also. I love that.
Season Tix: Section 315, with my sons

by johnv59 on Jan 29, 2009 6:14 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

my friends look at me funny

when during game breaks and that commercial comes on, I tell them to stop chattering so I can hear that…

"When it comes to compliments, women are ravenous, bloodsucking monsters, always wanting more, more, more! And if you give it to 'em, you'll get plenty back in return." -- Homer

by bow4meow on Jan 29, 2009 6:24 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah, she qualifies

Man, we should forfeit before roy’s hammy explodes, knocking him into LMA’s ear who loses his balance and hits Greg’s knee… - HurraKane212

http://www.nba.com/news/miles_10_080919.html

by maid tu rek on Jan 29, 2009 8:23 PM PST up reply actions  

How do you know the BlazersDancers are not intelligent?

“Women who rely on their physical appearance to get a job are NOT attractive.” I am sure they were hired purely on looks not on say…..dancing ability.

"Only dunk and go to the defense." Rudy Fernandez

by Sabonis4Ever on Jan 29, 2009 5:16 PM PST up reply actions  

From the looks of them . . .

they were definitely hired on danching ability first and looks second. Didn’t you watch the show about picking this years squad on Comcast? There definitely were more attractive women who tried out, but they just couldn’t shake it at an acceptable level.

"It's not who jumps the highest -- it's who wants it the most" Buck Williams

"and if EVERYONE confronted with a tough, disgusting situation pulled out, I don't think I would have been born." Mortimer

by Fund A Mental on Jan 29, 2009 5:47 PM PST up reply actions  

dancing*

I think I might be drunk.

"It's not who jumps the highest -- it's who wants it the most" Buck Williams

"and if EVERYONE confronted with a tough, disgusting situation pulled out, I don't think I would have been born." Mortimer

by Fund A Mental on Jan 29, 2009 5:50 PM PST up reply actions  

BF1...

is hot, intelligent or not.

She’s a stunner.

"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car"

by you'vegottomakeyourfreethrows on Jan 30, 2009 9:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Of the Blazer Dancers I like Lindsey...

As Ambassador to The Dream Shake I also find many of the Rockets Power Dancers Hot!

Julie is probably my fave Rockets Power Dancer.

Blazer's Edge Ambassador to The Dream Shake Blog
36:34 Mins 11-15 FGs 3-5 FTs +26 3 Off 9 Rebs 1 Ast 2 Stl 1 Blk 25 Points! - LMA vs Bobcats 1-28-09

by LaMarvelous on Jan 29, 2009 12:31 PM PST reply actions  

All are so so

now an allstar cast if i ever saw one is the San Francisco 49ers cheerleaders..

http://www.sf49ers.com/cheerleaders/

there is SERIOUS baby mama potential in that group

I'm afraid Chiekh Samb's kids are going to be born ducking

by GreatOden'sRaven on Jan 29, 2009 2:12 PM PST reply actions   2 recs

Some of those girls are downright frightening

"It's not who jumps the highest -- it's who wants it the most" Buck Williams

"and if EVERYONE confronted with a tough, disgusting situation pulled out, I don't think I would have been born." Mortimer

by Fund A Mental on Jan 29, 2009 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Alexis FTW

that is a talented squad

I'm afraid Chiekh Samb's kids are going to be born ducking

by GreatOden'sRaven on Jan 29, 2009 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

No blazer stunt girl

no mojo for me.

Blazer dancers are okay, but they look plastic to me for the most part. Not that I don’t enjoy them at the game.

Kimberly was a gal I liked because I thought she was perfectly plump in all the right ways (or curves or whatever ISNT an insult) unlike most of the toothpicks. She was also the one most often on my side of the court.

Ione is okay too. I love her freckles but she’d be too skinny for my personal tastes.

I still go for the cute blazer stunt girl though. unfortunately she doesn’t get any attention on the site.

Greg Oden, where posters happen.

by ratbastird on Jan 29, 2009 3:52 PM PST reply actions  

All of them are my favorite

Go Blazers.

(but seriously, Ione)

"Only dunk and go to the defense." Rudy Fernandez

by Sabonis4Ever on Jan 29, 2009 4:54 PM PST reply actions  

Nate is so hot

when he’s angry, and i’m not even bi-curious, yet.

Don't Redeactivate Shavlik Randolph

by appel82 on Jan 29, 2009 5:15 PM PST reply actions  

Whatever you do ....

Don’t look up

"When it comes to compliments, women are ravenous, bloodsucking monsters, always wanting more, more, more! And if you give it to 'em, you'll get plenty back in return." -- Homer

by bow4meow on Jan 29, 2009 5:33 PM PST reply actions  

That dude must be strong

Or else someone is damn good at Photoshop.

by EngineerScotty on Jan 29, 2009 5:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Doesn't it look an awful lot like...

Sabonis4Ever?

"When it comes to compliments, women are ravenous, bloodsucking monsters, always wanting more, more, more! And if you give it to 'em, you'll get plenty back in return." -- Homer

by bow4meow on Jan 29, 2009 5:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah

That is me. You see that? One footed. I got strength.

"Only dunk and go to the defense." Rudy Fernandez

by Sabonis4Ever on Jan 29, 2009 5:49 PM PST up reply actions  

That's from Dodgeball

It’s the quirky kid who tried to join the cheer squad so he could hang out with the attractive cheerleader, but her jealous boyfriend setup his try out, and then everybody laughed at.

"It's not who jumps the highest -- it's who wants it the most" Buck Williams

"and if EVERYONE confronted with a tough, disgusting situation pulled out, I don't think I would have been born." Mortimer

by Fund A Mental on Jan 29, 2009 5:49 PM PST up reply actions  

him

"It's not who jumps the highest -- it's who wants it the most" Buck Williams

"and if EVERYONE confronted with a tough, disgusting situation pulled out, I don't think I would have been born." Mortimer

by Fund A Mental on Jan 29, 2009 5:50 PM PST up reply actions  

HIs real name is Justin Long

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

I am the stone that builder refused..I am the visual...The inspiration..That made lady sing the blues....I'm the spark that makes your idea bright.....The same spark that lights the dark....So that you can know your left from your right...I am the ballot in your box....The bullet in your gun...The inner glow that lets you know...To call your brother son....The story that just begun...The promise of what's to come...And I'm 'a remain a soldier till the war is won....

by pookeyguru on Jan 29, 2009 7:19 PM PST up reply actions  

The porn star?

"Only dunk and go to the defense." Rudy Fernandez

by Sabonis4Ever on Jan 29, 2009 7:41 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

I hope you're kidding

Cuz if you are, it’s funny. If you’re not, it’s this guy. (The guy who wrote the screenplay to Dodgeball, actually said on the commentary, yes I’ve listened to it, that he wrote that role for Justin Long. Yes, I’m that big of a loser. Next topic.)

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

I am the stone that builder refused..I am the visual...The inspiration..That made lady sing the blues....I'm the spark that makes your idea bright.....The same spark that lights the dark....So that you can know your left from your right...I am the ballot in your box....The bullet in your gun...The inner glow that lets you know...To call your brother son....The story that just begun...The promise of what's to come...And I'm 'a remain a soldier till the war is won....

by pookeyguru on Jan 29, 2009 8:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah I was joking

You watched the dvd commentary to dodgeball?……….

"Only dunk and go to the defense." Rudy Fernandez

by Sabonis4Ever on Jan 29, 2009 8:32 PM PST up reply actions  

No he didn't watch it

He LISTENED to it, stupid.

GAWD.

Morty

by Mortimer on Jan 29, 2009 8:56 PM PST up reply actions  

hey man

it could have been closed caption or something…

Greg Oden, where posters happen.

by ratbastird on Jan 30, 2009 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

My brother was killed by a closed captioner

How DARE you bring up closed captioning to me, right in my face, all up in my grill even.

HOW. DARE. YOU. RASTA. BURD.

You insensitive jerk.

Mortimer

by Mortimer on Jan 30, 2009 4:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Anybody ever switch the audio track to a foreign language

and then enable the English-language captions just for fun, to make it feel more like a foreign movie?

by EngineerScotty on Jan 30, 2009 4:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Yep

Everybody does that. Totally……

"Only dunk and go to the defense." Rudy Fernandez

by Sabonis4Ever on Jan 30, 2009 9:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, there's some vital information for my everyday life.

Okay, I’ll give massive kudos to anyone who can pick up on that reference.

by AK1984 on Jan 29, 2009 6:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I love that movie

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

I am the stone that builder refused..I am the visual...The inspiration..That made lady sing the blues....I'm the spark that makes your idea bright.....The same spark that lights the dark....So that you can know your left from your right...I am the ballot in your box....The bullet in your gun...The inner glow that lets you know...To call your brother son....The story that just begun...The promise of what's to come...And I'm 'a remain a soldier till the war is won....

by pookeyguru on Jan 29, 2009 8:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Nah

They secretly like it. Trust me.

"Only dunk and go to the defense." Rudy Fernandez

by Sabonis4Ever on Jan 29, 2009 9:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Natalie is pretty hot

not so impressed with the rest though.

Greg Oden, where posters happen.

by ratbastird on Jan 30, 2009 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

hmmm

maybe odaymus too.

Greg Oden, where posters happen.

by ratbastird on Jan 30, 2009 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

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