Junk Drawer Jan. 24 -- all apologies
First off, it's 3:05 PM here in Hong Kong and I've just returned from a butt-kicking yoga session. No joking around. I am WORKED.
Which got me thinking, I probably owe some people a few apologies. I was kinda of a jerk to a few people during and after the Cavs game the other day. I just got really worked up and was ticked about a few things. Normally I don't talk trash to other BEdgers, but I lost my cool. Sorry.
I've also recently had a friend of 20 years turn his back on me. Strange. I can't think of what I did or didn't do to tick him off so much, but I think it was just things running its course, I suppose. That's what my wise woman tells me, anyway. She usually gets things right, or pretty close to right.
Some good games coming up, and by "good" I mean "Blazers run up the score and Ike and Shav play good minutes while Roy rests and Greg gets his per-game averages up."
Sleep now, my little west coast babies. I've got to go shopping for a Chinese cellphone.
Y5k
(ah crap. I can't edit the typo our of the poll. and the good times continue to roll ...)
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i love you, y5k.
"I saw him in the face"
by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jan 23, 2009 11:19 PM PST reply actions
No worries
We were are all pretty heated up… tough loss to take.
Look at how easy the next ten games are…. I bet Shav gets in at some point
Washington – I watched them play the Lakers… and 6 of their first 11 were contested 3s.
@ LAC – They played eight guys tonight. Chekh Samb was their third best player. ’Nuff said.
Charlotte – We better beat them… still miffed about that “timeout” that was called with the ball loose on the floor.
Utah – They are 1-8 against winning teams on the road, and are on a back-to-back. Need to pick this win up, as we are coming off of two days of rest.
@ New Orleans – They are a walking MASH unit right now… Top three frontcourt players out, may not return in time for the Blazer game. Greg will be contending against the incredible Sean Marks. Kiwi power.
@ Dallas – With New Orleans’ injury struggles, probably the toughest game in the stretch of ten. Not unwinnable though. If we can guard JJ Barea and Brandon Bass (meh), we have a shot.
@ OKC – Tonight, they lost to a team whose third best player active was Chekh Samb. We need to win this one.
New York – We beat them in NY, and the sweep should be expected. They just beat NO in NO, though.
OKC – See previous point about losing to team playing Chekh Samb.
@ GS – This is a bit of a trap game, as GS has been pretty tough at the Oracle recently. Still, they’re a bottom feeder. Gotta win the easy ones.
Can we please win eight of those?
by Cablinasian on Jan 23, 2009 11:24 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
Good research
We will win every single game. Book it.
"Only dunk and go to the defense." Rudy Fernandez
by Sabonis4Ever on Jan 24, 2009 2:34 AM PST up reply actions
i say 9 and 1 we are guaranteed to lose a dumb one.. as is typical of our team
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
"He should have his face
shaved into the back of his head.. Then there would be no escape" OutlawisRejector on what Bayless' next haircut ought to be...
Boo ya
I am not lost, yet ![]()
Elizabeth had a partner and he had a rap from the cops, Him and Lenny Suckerpunch were just out Tooling around
by Lizzy Lowblow on Jan 24, 2009 11:33 AM PST up reply actions
he he he
(how u get the “real” winkey face to show up?)
Sophia
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
"He should have his face
shaved into the back of his head.. Then there would be no escape" OutlawisRejector on what Bayless' next haircut ought to be...
It is a image implanted from many sites that use 'em
This one is from PCPer,com, it will show if you right click to Properties.
Elizabeth had a partner and he had a rap from the cops, Him and Lenny Suckerpunch were just out Tooling around
by Lizzy Lowblow on Jan 24, 2009 11:48 AM PST up reply actions
Nothing is real
;)
Elizabeth had a partner and he had a rap from the cops, Him and Lenny Suckerpunch were just out Tooling around
by Lizzy Lowblow on Jan 24, 2009 11:53 AM PST up reply actions
link to shirtless Rudy, please?
email it to me, don’t post it for the whole webz to see. Then I can sell it for like 8 figures…..to Twiggs of course.
"What's that, some kind of hamburger?"
--Bo Outlaw on being asked how he felt about recording his first triple double.
I thought we were friends :(
Rudy for ROY
Campaign 08-09
"Rudy is not everyday a shooter." ~Rudy Fernandez
Chest, great. Back, not so much.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
hahha ok maybe just six figures?
"What's that, some kind of hamburger?"
--Bo Outlaw on being asked how he felt about recording his first triple double.
Apologize to meeeeee
You were very rude that night and made me cry. MOREOVER, you hurt my feelings. FURTHERMORE, I wish I could move on from that night but the memories haunt me like the ghost of that dead hobo I murdered and stashed in the crawlspace after the Clippers loss.
IN ADDITION, I’m not sure what got into you but I’d love it if you admitted how mean you is/are/were. I’m pretty sure you are why Jake the Snake from the Year 1999 is taking a break from Blazers Edge.
Mortimer
Like my axe-murderer girlfriend says…
A dead body always changes things.
GO
THE TEACHER ......come into my classroom "THE PAINT" for some tutelage.
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"The rancor reflected in that remark I won't dignify with comment. But I'll address your general attitude of hopeless negativism." – Everett "O Brother, where art Thou?"
is/are/were
didn’t you forget will be?
"When it comes to compliments, women are ravenous, bloodsucking monsters, always wanting more, more, more! And if you give it to 'em, you'll get plenty back in return." -- Homer
After the Hedo banker . . .
I snuck into the marina . . .
and keyed PA aircraft carrier !
Sorry Morty, but . . .he didn’t call bank !
It's GO time !
In honor of this thread, here's "All Apologies" by Nirvana.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2oAF3UdSJ1k
On that note, MTV Unplugged in New York is one of the greatest albums in music history.
by AK1984 on Jan 24, 2009 1:17 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
Did you convert to some religion in Hong Kong?
Seriously, what took you from NYC to HK? How long will you be there? Will you return to NYC? Are you the tallest person?
The lady's job took me here.
they paid for the move, so I quit my job and now I’m Chinese.
I’m pretty tall here, but there was one white guy I saw that had to be 6’8". He was huge. I’m only 5’8" and I feel sorta big.
It’s 8:49 am here, by the way. I just got up and see if my crying-in-my-beer post was still up or nuked for being too morose.
I’m here for two or three years.
Funny thing is, in NYC, they kept taking about how FAST everyone walked here and how it’s rush rush rush all the time. BUT IT"S NOT TRUE, at least not on Hong Kong island. The lady and i call them Slow-Poke meanderers. They walk in little quarter-steps and wonder to the right for a while, then the left — impossible to get around on a sidewalk of thousands.
Rudyculize: The act of Rudy making others look slow, dim and generally oafish.
http://www.myspace.com/y5k
I voted Thanks for sharing
Everything happens for a reason…. led me to Take a Look Around… this always makes me feel better and is a good wake up call… I prefer to read the lyrics even after the 1000th time listening to it…. hope it works for you
"When it comes to compliments, women are ravenous, bloodsucking monsters, always wanting more, more, more! And if you give it to 'em, you'll get plenty back in return." -- Homer
Bill Simmons beloved dog has died
Aww, sad story. Imagine if Mortimer would have met Bill at the beach while walking his dog. What could have been…
Maybe I should write a column about how I watched sports with my first cat one day.
I've got a 5 year old golden retriever right now. That would really suck having him kick it at halftime...
"Now with a non-provocative footer!"
Yeh...Goldies are sweet
I don’t like kicking dogs at unless they attack me….or look at me
Larry (the new Johnnie Cochran) Miller: "If we get screwed, we're gonna sue"
by 92wastheyear on Jan 24, 2009 9:02 AM PST up reply actions
I cried at Marley and Me
Its amazing the powerful impact our pets have on us…. I think you should write that column Norsktroll
"When it comes to compliments, women are ravenous, bloodsucking monsters, always wanting more, more, more! And if you give it to 'em, you'll get plenty back in return." -- Homer
some former Knicks employee is working on a book and movie deal
called “Marbury and Me” … I heard it’s a tear jerker, or some other kind of jerker.
by Bust a Bucket on Jan 24, 2009 9:55 PM PST up reply actions
I won't shed a tear for that guy
"When it comes to compliments, women are ravenous, bloodsucking monsters, always wanting more, more, more! And if you give it to 'em, you'll get plenty back in return." -- Homer
I had a beautiful Golden Retriever
one of the ones with the dark golden fur. Sweetest dog, but we found that she had epilepsy when she was two and a half. Pheno-barbital really made her a different dog… it was sad. She only lived til she was seven.
Great dog though. Beautiful breed.
Everybody needs to stop talking about their goldens dying
My golden is 15. Bad vibes.
"Only dunk and go to the defense." Rudy Fernandez
by Sabonis4Ever on Jan 24, 2009 12:47 PM PST up reply actions
Man that's a sad story
That’s WAY too young. And if the lymphoma had a genetic cause, the Simmons family may be going through it again with the half-brother dog.
My mother had to euthanize her lab last week. She’s as depressed as she was after my brother died.
Thanks
Add me to the list of people who want the cat column. I can’t imagine watching sports with my cats — they absolutely hated the Blazers. I think it’s because we’re usually quiet people, but during games we yell at the TV a lot. One cat would run to the crawlspace when she heard the Blazers theme or Mike Barrett’s voice. She even recognized his voice on the radio.
That choked me up
I like dogs.
I'm a Blazers fan and If you ban me from your blog, I'll sue you!
Please don't feed the trolls.
God forgives, tominhawaii doesn't.
I gotta avoid these stories.
First, I’ve read enough of them over the years. I know it’ll be well written, but let’s face it, you know where it’s going. Second, when you’ve already got a sick dog, you don’t want to be reminded of the future, ya know?
Of course, I still see a lot of these stories anyway. All books, movies, etc about animals must be pre-approved by me, for my wife’s protection. :)
OK, here's the deal
I’ll count to three and we all run outta here.
One…….
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Elizabeth had a partner and he had a rap from the cops, Him and Lenny Suckerpunch were just out Tooling around
You can edit polls you jerk!
No wonder your friend ditched you. He didn’t like you lack of attention to detail.
Just kidding about the jerk part.
I'm a Blazers fan and If you ban me from your blog, I'll sue you!
Please don't feed the trolls.
God forgives, tominhawaii doesn't.
Yeh....it is still messed up too
these fan posts are not displaying on the main page
Larry (the new Johnnie Cochran) Miller: "If we get screwed, we're gonna sue"
by 92wastheyear on Jan 24, 2009 11:18 AM PST up reply actions
yep
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. - William Shakespeare
"He should have his face
shaved into the back of his head.. Then there would be no escape" OutlawisRejector on what Bayless' next haircut ought to be...
503 Server Error
MS IE speakin’ here.
Gots to click on "All Fan Posts" to get here and then it’s a whole new Ball Game.
To conserve me postin’, here is a pic I enjoy of BRoy & Jr., if’n ya aint seen it yet.

Elizabeth had a partner and he had a rap from the cops, Him and Lenny Suckerpunch were just out Tooling around
by Lizzy Lowblow on Jan 24, 2009 11:41 AM PST up reply actions
I exited out of reloaded browser
now have Fanposts back…but no recommended section..hmmmm. I wonder if Henry and True Hoop network is practicing techno crimes against SB network.
Larry (the new Johnnie Cochran) Miller: "If we get screwed, we're gonna sue"
by 92wastheyear on Jan 24, 2009 11:53 AM PST up reply actions
that's a great one.
Rudyculize: The act of Rudy making others look slow, dim and generally oafish.
http://www.myspace.com/y5k
I'm only a fe graphs in and I can tell it's gonna be some serious history.
Rudyculize: The act of Rudy making others look slow, dim and generally oafish.
http://www.myspace.com/y5k
Did the rec threshold go up to 10?
Apparently there are no recommended fanposts right now.
Try 100
Elizabeth had a partner and he had a rap from the cops, Him and Lenny Suckerpunch were just out Tooling around
by Lizzy Lowblow on Jan 24, 2009 11:59 AM PST up reply actions
no
I just think that SBN has gone tits up temporarily… that’s what I’m hearing.
by Bust a Bucket on Jan 24, 2009 12:06 PM PST up reply actions
Wazup?
Elizabeth had a partner and he had a rap from the cops, Him and Lenny Suckerpunch were just out Tooling around
by Lizzy Lowblow on Jan 24, 2009 12:07 PM PST up reply actions
speaking of tech errors
I never scored a 99 in the jersey contest, even tho for some reason it shows I did… tonight I might have better luck, Bonzi gave me the correct answers, or so he meows
"When it comes to compliments, women are ravenous, bloodsucking monsters, always wanting more, more, more! And if you give it to 'em, you'll get plenty back in return." -- Homer
NO!
The correct answer is; TEATS
Elizabeth had a partner and he had a rap from the cops, Him and Lenny Suckerpunch were just out Tooling around
by Lizzy Lowblow on Jan 24, 2009 12:16 PM PST up reply actions
Im baffled
but still LOL for some reason
"When it comes to compliments, women are ravenous, bloodsucking monsters, always wanting more, more, more! And if you give it to 'em, you'll get plenty back in return." -- Homer
Me too
hehe
Elizabeth had a partner and he had a rap from the cops, Him and Lenny Suckerpunch were just out Tooling around
by Lizzy Lowblow on Jan 24, 2009 12:18 PM PST up reply actions
I have seen your "99"
You musta been one off, predictin’ the score.
Elizabeth had a partner and he had a rap from the cops, Him and Lenny Suckerpunch were just out Tooling around
by Lizzy Lowblow on Jan 24, 2009 12:26 PM PST up reply actions
GO BONZI!
Elizabeth had a partner and he had a rap from the cops, Him and Lenny Suckerpunch were just out Tooling around
by Lizzy Lowblow on Jan 24, 2009 12:32 PM PST up reply actions
I think its a glitch
says my best score for this month is 99, but going thru the list I don’t see anything even close…
I really need that Outlaw jersey
"When it comes to compliments, women are ravenous, bloodsucking monsters, always wanting more, more, more! And if you give it to 'em, you'll get plenty back in return." -- Homer
Darn your B4M Avatar
I had a thang goin’ here 
Elizabeth had a partner and he had a rap from the cops, Him and Lenny Suckerpunch were just out Tooling around
by Lizzy Lowblow on Jan 24, 2009 12:41 PM PST up reply actions
dave mentioned your 99 on the main page after last game
awesome, so close! What’s the deal with 77, if you average 77 at the end of the month you get a jersey?
- Rookie fe[a]st 2009 -
100 or 77...
….are the keys to the Jersey (or BEdge T).
Elizabeth had a partner and he had a rap from the cops, Him and Lenny Suckerpunch were just out Tooling around
by Lizzy Lowblow on Jan 24, 2009 2:30 PM PST up reply actions
Am I blind? (don't be funny)---- Jersey contest scores for B4M
Recent Results Game Score Rank
Jan 21st vs. Cleveland Cavaliers 37 145th
Jan 17th vs. Charlotte Bobcats 34 18th
Jan 14th vs. Philadelphia 76’ers 31 62nd
Jan 12th vs. Chicago Bulls 55 154th
Jan 10th vs. Golden State Warriors 63 37th
Jan 7th vs. Detroit Pistons 51 134th
Jan 4th vs. LA L*kers 64 109th
Jan 2nd vs. New Orleans Hornets 4 179th
Dec 30th vs. Boston Celtics 45 52nd
Dec 27th vs. Toronto Raptors 64 63rd
This Month Entries Avg Best Worst Rank
9 48.7 99 4 87th
This months scores do not reflect a 99 even tho the bottom stat line says I did… maybe Dave is just messin’ with me because I deserve it…. ya know for that Holdahl remark…
I don’t subscribe to the two wrongs make a right theory
"When it comes to compliments, women are ravenous, bloodsucking monsters, always wanting more, more, more! And if you give it to 'em, you'll get plenty back in return." -- Homer
Well, you do seem to have a hard time seeing
Elizabeth had a partner and he had a rap from the cops, Him and Lenny Suckerpunch were just out Tooling around
by Lizzy Lowblow on Jan 24, 2009 4:20 PM PST up reply actions
ok now I see
The Bucks game is not listed in the scores for the month for some strange reason…. its nice to know I was only one point off but really it was the easiest contest ever, based on the volume of high scores.
Interestingly, Sagcat was sniffing my ….. tail … close second…
"When it comes to compliments, women are ravenous, bloodsucking monsters, always wanting more, more, more! And if you give it to 'em, you'll get plenty back in return." -- Homer
It all relates to BaB's post
Elizabeth had a partner and he had a rap from the cops, Him and Lenny Suckerpunch were just out Tooling around
by Lizzy Lowblow on Jan 24, 2009 12:30 PM PST up reply actions
Bettter Luck!
Goin’ for “The Jersey”, Baby!
Elizabeth had a partner and he had a rap from the cops, Him and Lenny Suckerpunch were just out Tooling around
by Lizzy Lowblow on Jan 24, 2009 12:28 PM PST up reply actions
Cool
A half dozen Ben’s Mom’s Heads ina row 
Elizabeth had a partner and he had a rap from the cops, Him and Lenny Suckerpunch were just out Tooling around
by Lizzy Lowblow on Jan 24, 2009 12:36 PM PST up reply actions
Thats what that is?
"Only dunk and go to the defense." Rudy Fernandez
by Sabonis4Ever on Jan 24, 2009 12:49 PM PST up reply actions
You can thank Paco for dat
Also, it is not real.
Elizabeth had a partner and he had a rap from the cops, Him and Lenny Suckerpunch were just out Tooling around
by Lizzy Lowblow on Jan 24, 2009 12:55 PM PST up reply actions
I just signed in once and I got a 20
Didn’t fill out a single thing.
I'm a Blazers fan and If you ban me from your blog, I'll sue you!
Please don't feed the trolls.
God forgives, tominhawaii doesn't.
Go Defaults!
Elizabeth had a partner and he had a rap from the cops, Him and Lenny Suckerpunch were just out Tooling around
by Lizzy Lowblow on Jan 24, 2009 1:47 PM PST up reply actions
nobody think some techno glitch
is going to get them the record
"When it comes to compliments, women are ravenous, bloodsucking monsters, always wanting more, more, more! And if you give it to 'em, you'll get plenty back in return." -- Homer
That is very uplifting. Thank you.
Rudyculize: The act of Rudy making others look slow, dim and generally oafish.
http://www.myspace.com/y5k
I was watching sports center last night
Kevin Durant is SOOOOOOOOO SKINNY!!! I think a strong wind would break him in half. Please try and dunk on Mr. Oden Kevin. I dare you.
"Only dunk and go to the defense." Rudy Fernandez
by Sabonis4Ever on Jan 24, 2009 12:59 PM PST up reply actions
Dwyer > Dwyumber
Not yet, Dwyude!
Elizabeth had a partner and he had a rap from the cops, Him and Lenny Suckerpunch were just out Tooling around
by Lizzy Lowblow on Jan 24, 2009 1:03 PM PST up reply actions
Are you Communist?
Elizabeth had a partner and he had a rap from the cops, Him and Lenny Suckerpunch were just out Tooling around
by Lizzy Lowblow on Jan 24, 2009 1:08 PM PST up reply actions
Communal
Elizabeth had a partner and he had a rap from the cops, Him and Lenny Suckerpunch were just out Tooling around
by Lizzy Lowblow on Jan 24, 2009 1:17 PM PST up reply actions
Hong Kong island, Central.
We’re about to get a place in mid-levels just off the escalator. — no joke, Hong Kong has the world’s longest escalator. It goes up and down the side of the hill. Down until 10 am, up the rest of the time.
Rudyculize: The act of Rudy making others look slow, dim and generally oafish.
http://www.myspace.com/y5k
Ni hao
Does it look like this a lot, cloudy and humid. It did when I was last in HK, though I spent more time in China and Taiwan (Taipei is the same).

Ni hao is Mandarin
HKers say “neih ho”. :)
by EngineerScotty on Jan 24, 2009 5:35 PM PST up reply actions
My in-laws used to live up in Yuen Long
in the New Territories—about as far away as you can get from Central and still be in HK. (Unfortunately, my wife’s parents are now both deceased…) Yuen Long is one of those parts of HK where one doesn’t often see "gwailo"s, so I occasionally got started at when I was there.
How is your Cantonese? :)
by EngineerScotty on Jan 24, 2009 5:32 PM PST up reply actions
my cantonese is the same as Charles Barkley's trrrrrr-ible.
I’m starting to hear words a bit. i need to start my lessons soon.
Rudyculize: The act of Rudy making others look slow, dim and generally oafish.
http://www.myspace.com/y5k
I've got some lessons loaded on my ipod.
i just need to sit down and concentrate on them.
Rudyculize: The act of Rudy making others look slow, dim and generally oafish.
http://www.myspace.com/y5k
No Problimo
Ruuuuuudddy, will Dunk It, using only his feet & teeth!
Elizabeth had a partner and he had a rap from the cops, Him and Lenny Suckerpunch were just out Tooling around
by Lizzy Lowblow on Jan 24, 2009 4:17 PM PST up reply actions
Man, when people talk Spanish, it always sounds funny to me.
I'm a Blazers fan and If you ban me from your blog, I'll sue you!
Please don't feed the trolls.
God forgives, tominhawaii doesn't.
Ailing economy even affects PA's Microsoft: Flight Simulator (longest running game franchise) killed?
NOooooooooo!
I don’t wanna be “Grounded”!
Elizabeth had a partner and he had a rap from the cops, Him and Lenny Suckerpunch were just out Tooling around
by Lizzy Lowblow on Jan 24, 2009 5:31 PM PST up reply actions
Paul Allen has been independent of Microsoft
for years, although he still has a big chunk of their stock, apparently.
There was a report in the media (due to a technology writer, not a sportswriter) a while back than when Allen had cancer (Hodgkin’s, I think), he overheard Bill Gates and company discussing ways to get back his stake when he died, or something like that. Obviously he didn’t die.
by EngineerScotty on Jan 24, 2009 5:34 PM PST up reply actions
The NBA - where eating popcorn on the bench happens
Reserve G Chucky Atkins, who hasn’t played in eight games since joining the Thunder in a trade from Denver on Jan. 7, ate popcorn out of a large bucket and shared his snack with teammates while the game was in progress. The bucket was hidden by a towel.
Hey Y5k
Dang — I completely missed it when you were being a jerk. But I wanted to ask, did you ever get that dizzy thing figured out? I’m guessing that everything’s AOK if you’re doing yoga.
Yeah, twiggs' advice about the decongestant wworked some ...
… but now I’m only dizzy on occasion. It sometimes feels like my head is swelling up. i think it’s a sinus thing. I’m trying to drink lots of fluids as a way to keep it loose up there.
thanks for asking, corvid.
I wasn’t that much of a jerk, but this is such a cool community that I just wanted to get the bad taste out of my mouth.
Rudyculize: The act of Rudy making others look slow, dim and generally oafish.
http://www.myspace.com/y5k
Besides..you can still do yoga when you are dizzy
just not very well
Larry (the new Johnnie Cochran) Miller: "If we get screwed, we're gonna sue"
by 92wastheyear on Jan 24, 2009 8:16 PM PST up reply actions
PS
I heard that the Cavs game was fixed ….you were well within your rights to be a jerk
Larry (the new Johnnie Cochran) Miller: "If we get screwed, we're gonna sue"
by 92wastheyear on Jan 24, 2009 8:17 PM PST up reply actions
Rose Garden Night and Day


Copyright 2009 NBAE (Photo by Cameron Browne/NBAE via Getty Images)
by Norsktroll on Jan 24, 2009 10:15 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
those two pictures
are like night and day… dang.
by Bust a Bucket on Jan 24, 2009 10:37 PM PST up reply actions





















