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Luftman replacement?

The Tony Luftman fanshot got me to thinking. Who would you like to see replace him? Yes there is MUCH worse than Tony. But this is Portland! We can upgrade! Here are some guys that I would like to see doing the halftime show (if they'd do it, or are available). Mychael Thompson, Jerome Kersey, Kenny Vance, Dave Akamian (sp?), any other ideas??

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Why are you singling out Luftman?

As if Holton is any good. That guy sends a shiver down my spine every time he stares into the camera. Muwuhuh….. there it is, apparently the thought is enough.

So shouldn’t the question be “who is going to replace the Luftman/Holton combination for next year?”

I’ve already answered this is several open game day threads and the correct answer is Kelly Day of KOIN 6 news and the Landmark Ford lady. Both are easy on the eyes and have great voices.

What’d I win?

"The mounting minde that climes the hauty cliftes...Intoxicats the braine with guiddy drifts, Then rowles, and reeles, and falles at length plum ripe" .--- From Thomas Hughes’ 1588 The Misfortunes of Arthur:

by bow4meow on Jan 22, 2009 6:26 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

Because he is the one brought up the most.

My favorite teams are the Blazers and any team that is playing the Lakers.

by OCBlazerFan1 on Jan 22, 2009 7:08 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

The problem is

The Landmark Ford lady does local ads all over the country, and isn’t Portland specific! I’ve seen her in ads all over this fine nation of ours.

Will she be willing to settle down in Portland and talk Blazers? When she can be pimping Dodges in Omaha? Methinks it doth not likelies.

I’m willing to give our Two Stooges more time, but they need to stop giggling and makin’ with the funnies that ain’t funny.

It isn’t a championship level broadcast, and it should be.

Mortimer

by Mortimer on Jan 22, 2009 9:21 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

+1 - got THAT right. She's mega caliente.

Open invitation: all you who are self-proclaimed ping pong experts. If you think you can beat me - or if you just want to see how it's really played: cdd37@yahoo.com. This means you, too, Jerryd.

by TTRocks on Jan 23, 2009 12:19 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

dang

I thought she was a local. Bummer. Now I’ve lost interest. Still, nothing wrong with Kelly Day.

No alcoholic is really anonymous

by bow4meow on Jan 23, 2009 3:43 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Kelley Day has a low BBIQ

Anna Song please – Elgin

I get what I deserve. I deserve what I get. I have it so I deserve it. I deserve
it for I have it. I get what I deserve. What I deserve - what I deserve what
I get. I have it so I deserve. - Gentle Giant

by 22baylor on Jan 23, 2009 4:00 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Say it isn't so!

I know that can’t be true. Have you seen how Canzano dresses when he makes TV appearances? Earth tones resembling a Fall wardrobe all year…. no no no no no. Anna wouldn’t date a guy who refuses to get his color scheme figured out.

No alcoholic is really anonymous

by bow4meow on Jan 23, 2009 8:18 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

That's what I remember reading

Though it was last year’s gossip and it’s totally full of rumorosity. (I personally didn’t see them canoodling in a dark restaurant.) But face it, there are women who are drawn to men who make bad color choices. It’s entirely possible.

by Corvid on Jan 23, 2009 9:25 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

But she has personality

something utterly lacking in the current format… I’d be more then happy with a Kelley Day / Anna Song combo…. they’d certainly get more viewers

No alcoholic is really anonymous

by bow4meow on Jan 23, 2009 8:16 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Actually...

She is a local gal…I saw a segment they did on her a couple of months ago…and then I see her doing the car ads after…(that is if we are talking about the younger, attractive Ford gal)..She has a local agency with ties to Hollywood..and her biz iz next to the Hollywood sign in Portland…but I am not a stalker or anything! :)

Go Blazers!

by blazersrock on Jan 23, 2009 4:59 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I think we're talking

About the “older” lady… like, late 30’s early 40s, tall, brown hair, stiff…

Right, Bow4meow?

M—

by Mortimer on Jan 23, 2009 6:19 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I'd refer to her as the more refined version

the one with the great voice who is just genuinely nice

No alcoholic is really anonymous

by bow4meow on Jan 23, 2009 8:21 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Akamian

I thought he was pretty decent when he filled in for Luftman last year…at least his product was actually tolerable. I don’t think he’s someone that people will overly love (like wheels, or schonley), but he’s also not going to be one of those guys that people hate as well. Kinda like Blake…he just gets the job done.

If we wanted an ex-player to do the hosting…it’d probably have to be the color commentator role that holton has right now. i’d give frye the sceen time over holton.

The most hated Blazer is like the least hottest supermodel - Sabonis4Ever

by Philthyanimal on Jan 22, 2009 6:34 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

Frye woul be awesome!

My favorite teams are the Blazers and any team that is playing the Lakers.

by OCBlazerFan1 on Jan 22, 2009 7:08 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Akamian

I grew up watching him do sports for the Eugene station. Always liked him, always will.

by parkinglotj on Jan 22, 2009 8:07 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

don't let Bob Akamian

and Brian Wheeler sit on the same side of the aircraft. – Elgin

I get what I deserve. I deserve what I get. I have it so I deserve it. I deserve
it for I have it. I get what I deserve. What I deserve - what I deserve what
I get. I have it so I deserve. - Gentle Giant

by 22baylor on Jan 23, 2009 4:01 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

What's so bad about Luftman and Holton??

1st there is Luftman

Then there is Holton

If it wasn’t for those two items…the half time show would be perfect

Larry (the new Johnnie Cochran) Miller: "If we get screwed, we're gonna sue"

by 92wastheyear on Jan 22, 2009 7:23 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

whats so bad...

they’re cheesier then last years Spirit Mountain Casino commercial…. I’ll ask again— What’d I win?

"The mounting minde that climes the hauty cliftes...Intoxicats the braine with guiddy drifts, Then rowles, and reeles, and falles at length plum ripe" .--- From Thomas Hughes’ 1588 The Misfortunes of Arthur:

by bow4meow on Jan 22, 2009 8:07 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I'll take the blonde waitress from that SMC commercial

to replace Tony…the rest of the “actor/dancers” can seek gainful employment elsewhere

by two4larue on Jan 23, 2009 3:29 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

that blonde is kind of administrative

no comfort just well organized

Truth comes as a conqueror
only to those who have lost the art
of receiving it as a friend.
Ranindranath Tagore

by dwarfgoper on Jan 23, 2009 7:27 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Is Tracy Murray still around.

A regular Shakespeare, that one.

I heart taxes.

by everett on Jan 22, 2009 7:34 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

honestly

i’m just glad i have access to 82 televised games. last year i would painfully watch the pregame and the halftime programs bc it was new…but i find myself just turning the channel or heating up some food this year or fast forwarding on the dvr this year. holton and luftman are a small price to pay for getting all the games televised one way or another.

The most hated Blazer is like the least hottest supermodel - Sabonis4Ever

by Philthyanimal on Jan 22, 2009 7:58 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

That's true

Most of us, or at least a LOT of us, can watch all 82 games now and that was just a dream a few short years ago. And now we’re bitching about the halftime crew being not up to snuff (films)? We’re spoiled!

They do gotta work on their schtick though, and the first thing to do is eliminate any schtick.

No catchphrases. No “jokes”. More naturalness. Repeat.

And just sit back and wait for the accolades.

Mortimer

by Mortimer on Jan 22, 2009 9:23 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

i've mentioned

to the organization when i did the fan advisory board, that i think blazer fans are pretty “educated” on the game, yet when they do the broadcasts they kind of dumb down the content. i understand why they would do that when we were losing…but now fans are reading up on basketball…using the internet as a resource, and i think that the programming should at least try to educate the fans on the basics of basketball as well. i told them a good example of this was how the snapper would used to diagram plays with the telestrator.

i’ve noticed holton was explaining the pick and roll a few games ago and the options the ball handler has. its a great way for casual fans to understand the game. i’m glad they are moving in this direction to fill time rather than cheesy one liners.

The most hated Blazer is like the least hottest supermodel - Sabonis4Ever

by Philthyanimal on Jan 22, 2009 9:52 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Or a medium price to pay if you actually watch them...
holton and luftman are a small price to pay for getting all the games televised one way or another.

"Now with a non-provocative footer!"

by timbo on Jan 22, 2009 9:25 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

linda cohn

"I saw him in the face"

by RoodiePhirnandizz on Jan 22, 2009 8:31 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

WHO CARES!!!!!!!!!

Why does it matter what they say??

Use the time for important things

1. Empty your blader
2. Get a beer
3. Call your mother
4. Talk with your spouse
5. POST @ BE

That we get the games this is a small price to pay.

"The idea is not to block every shot. The idea is to make your opponent believe that you might block every shot." - Bill Russell

by NOWINE on Jan 22, 2009 9:32 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

How about John Strong?

I have know idea what he looks like but he has a great broadcasting voice and I think he is more intelligent and knowledgeable than some of the guys he plays second fiddle to.

Or how about Katie Brown?

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by LaMarvelous on Jan 22, 2009 9:50 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

+1

Katie Brown. She was the only one I liked on the first 95.5 morning show.

by parkinglotj on Jan 22, 2009 11:56 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I'd take Katie and Holton

over Tony and Holton in a New York minute – Elgin

I get what I deserve. I deserve what I get. I have it so I deserve it. I deserve
it for I have it. I get what I deserve. What I deserve - what I deserve what
I get. I have it so I deserve. - Gentle Giant

by 22baylor on Jan 23, 2009 4:03 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Kate Brown is our new Sec of State.

Kind of sad to see Bill Bradbury out of office. He’s gonna run for governor in 2010 though.

Truth comes as a conqueror
only to those who have lost the art
of receiving it as a friend.
Ranindranath Tagore

by dwarfgoper on Jan 23, 2009 7:29 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Steve Arena
Greg Robinson
Larry Steele
Jerome Kersey
Kenny and Katie
Steve Johnson
Mike Parker
Joe Becker
Ed Whelan
the Dream Weaver
Pete Schulberg

by ucatchtrout on Jan 22, 2009 10:45 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

Mike Parker

should have been hired by either the Blazers or the Mariners a long time ago.

Dude is awesome, – Elgin

I get what I deserve. I deserve what I get. I have it so I deserve it. I deserve
it for I have it. I get what I deserve. What I deserve - what I deserve what
I get. I have it so I deserve. - Gentle Giant

by 22baylor on Jan 23, 2009 4:04 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Bart and Ernie
Wallace and Grommit
Kriss and Kross
Tom and Jerry
Laurel and Hardy
Dumb and Dumber

Everyone but Isiah and Avery. I would jump.

by Norsktroll on Jan 23, 2009 12:09 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

Wallace and Grommit

Peter Sallis is getting up there, I doubt you could get him to cross the pond

pity

by two4larue on Jan 23, 2009 3:33 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

That whole production

needs to get better. The graphics are laughable, the video clips are often poorly cut. I can’t stand Luftman; he brings down Holton IMO.

Oden/Pryz
LMA/Frye
WebFoot/Trout
Roy/Rudy
Blake/Bayless
**Champs 08-09**

by BigCelPhone on Jan 23, 2009 12:10 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

I don't mind Holton either.

I like the “Dunk you very much” phrase. Tony seems like a nice guy, he’s just not up to a playoff teams caliber. He’d do much better in OKC or somewhere like that. A guy that can smile through the pain, and make light of the games. We are a little more serious now.

My favorite teams are the Blazers and any team that is playing the Lakers.

by OCBlazerFan1 on Jan 23, 2009 7:20 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I'm so glad

Holton quit making the “He got paid!” phrase. That one drove me up the rubber wall.

No alcoholic is really anonymous

by bow4meow on Jan 23, 2009 3:45 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I would say the problem is definitely with Luftman.

I actually like Holton; he brings some insight and genuine enthusiasm to his recaps. Luftman, on the other hand, just comes off completely fake and clueless. Every time he talks, it’s like he’s half trying not to laugh—as if someone just made a good joke—even when nobody said anything remotely funny. Every time they come back from commercial he pretends to be laughing about something. And the “Tell them what they won” joke has gotten really, really old. It’s getting almost as annoying as Mike Barrett constantly saying “The Blazers are lucky to be down only [x points].”

tldr; Dump Luftman, keep Holton.

by driver8x on Jan 23, 2009 5:53 AM PST reply actions   1 recs

Nicely put.

And I’m with others in saying I too am glad that we can watch all games on basic cable. Maybe I’ll take NOWINE’s suggestions (except I like wine).

My favorite teams are the Blazers and any team that is playing the Lakers.

by OCBlazerFan1 on Jan 23, 2009 7:22 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

It couldnt be any worse than those two

I agree with the “cringe worthy” comments……Holton is just an embarassing gasbag and contributes absolutely nothing (especially contrasted with the excellent Mike Barrett and Mike Rice) other than incredibly idiotic cheeseball sayings, terrible wardrobe choices, and lots of gaudy bling. Luftman is overeager and a bit nervous but I think with time he could find his stride……………….bring back the Snapper!

TP FOR 3

by WhereInTheWorldIsDontonioWingfield on Jan 23, 2009 8:40 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

Where the heck is the Snapper now?

My favorite teams are the Blazers and any team that is playing the Lakers.

by OCBlazerFan1 on Jan 23, 2009 10:04 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I used to think the were both tools but....

Now I find Holton to be funny. Holton says some really funny things during highlights and his strange delivery cracks me up. I agree that Luftman is pretty average. I use to not like Mike Barret at all because I though he was extremely vanilla and had no knowledge of basketball. It wasn’t until I started hearing him on the radio where I gained a sense of who he really was did I enjoy his commentary.

by EazyRider on Jan 23, 2009 9:23 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

I know I will catch flak for this but....

Luftman > Kenny vance. I cannot STAND Kenny. And well…he has a radio face.

by tmundal on Jan 23, 2009 3:12 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

Dave and Ben

get my vote
Dave can video-conference in from the wilds…
They can then have a special guest from BE each game to discuss what it going on, would be much more entertaining….

by DucRider on Jan 23, 2009 3:38 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

About a month ago

this fat guy subbed in for Luftman. He was great. (not Kenny)

by thomasikehara on Jan 23, 2009 6:54 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

yeah that fat dude has subbed in a few times

I wasn’t impressed with him. For one thing, he is kind of fat.

Truth comes as a conqueror
only to those who have lost the art
of receiving it as a friend.
Ranindranath Tagore

by dwarfgoper on Jan 23, 2009 7:31 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

That dude

Is the show’s producer, Bob Akamian, I believe.

I thought he did a good job. MUCH more relaxed. He’s a big dude I guess, perhaps, maybe; he did really well with it so it tells me he KNOWS what the show should be like but they are forcing it into a style that isn’t natural to them.

He’s been around a long time.

Smart analysis and no giggling = SMASH HIT SUCCESS.

Morty

by Mortimer on Jan 23, 2009 8:09 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Wheels

And then take him off the radio.

I'm a Blazers fan and If you ban me from your blog, I'll sue you!
Please don't feed the trolls.
God forgives, tominhawaii doesn't.

by tominhawaii on Jan 23, 2009 7:38 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

Put Wheels on the MSP

after canning those guys I can’t speak frankly of for fear of being banned

No alcoholic is really anonymous

by bow4meow on Jan 23, 2009 8:23 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

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