Fantastic New Details In Barkley D.U.I.

The money quote, from the report of the police officer who arrested him:

"He told me that he ran the stop sign because he was in a hurry to pick up the girl I saw get in the passenger seat. He asked me to admit that she was 'hot.' He asked me, 'You want the truth?' When I told him I did he said, 'I was gonna drive around the corner and get a b**w job. He then explained that she had given him a 'b**w job' one week earlier and said it was the best one he had ever had in his life."

Wow. Just, WOW.

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Dang. I just hope he stays on NBA on TNT

he better come up with good reasons to why he said that. Now every time i see him on tv i will be reminded of an image of a hot girl giving some sugar to his fat body

"shaq and zach randolph have the same trainer... "

best one liner i ever heard.

by bowdown on Jan 2, 2009 12:47 PM PST reply actions

He said it because he's Sir Charles and he can!

Seriously though, gross as it is to hear about Chuck getting helmet it’s good to know he’s keeping himself busy when he’s not at work. This whole situation does have the feel of hearing about a friend’s dad’s sexual exploits… just icky.

That dude is usually soooo faded on TNT. Unless they drive him home every night he probably has more than just one DUII lurking.

Catalina-Wine-Mixer.

by ArbyOSU on Jan 2, 2009 4:57 PM PST up reply actions

I'd've gone with dome as my slang of choice, but kudos for bringing helmet back into the lexicon.

by AK1984 on Jan 2, 2009 6:06 PM PST up reply actions

Dome's a winner too.

Helmet’s needed its due for a while now. I know roughly two people who still throw it around and felt it was time BE experienced it again.

Catalina-Wine-Mixer.

by ArbyOSU on Jan 2, 2009 6:51 PM PST up reply actions

It's official, he's no longer running for Gorvernor of Alabama.

by raoulduke on Jan 2, 2009 12:48 PM PST reply actions

Something Tells Me....

…..he’d still win.

Yes! Yes! In the face!

by LeafHawk on Jan 2, 2009 1:07 PM PST up reply actions

"I made a turrible, turrible mistake"

by tmundal on Jan 2, 2009 1:12 PM PST reply actions 2 recs

"I am a Knucklehead"

Give 'Em The Chump!

by kpfor3 on Jan 2, 2009 1:23 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs

classics

"Another spam message pops up. It gets trapped. Nowhere to go. To the recycle bin. RIP CITY BABY." --Ben describing Schonz checking his email.

by prezofdeath on Jan 3, 2009 1:59 AM PST up reply actions

I wonder if that picture is his actual mugshot

by ajinoregon on Jan 2, 2009 1:16 PM PST reply actions

Ahhh, I was just kiddin around

by oregonslee on Jan 2, 2009 1:27 PM PST reply actions

He could still run for office..heck even the presidency!

Remember: “I did not have sexual relations with that woman”

by blazersrock on Jan 2, 2009 1:45 PM PST reply actions

Yea but he still got impeached because of a BeeJay

"shaq and zach randolph have the same trainer... "

best one liner i ever heard.

by bowdown on Jan 2, 2009 2:26 PM PST up reply actions

You mean

because of perjury and obstruction of justice….

by Storyteller on Jan 2, 2009 2:31 PM PST up reply actions

its a conspiracy

"shaq and zach randolph have the same trainer... "

best one liner i ever heard.

by bowdown on Jan 2, 2009 2:39 PM PST up reply actions

don't go pulling out the lawyer-speak on us.

"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car"

by you'vegottomakeyourfreethrows on Jan 2, 2009 2:56 PM PST up reply actions

BARKLEY-PALIN 2012

Then he could get pulled over with Palin in the car. That’d be fresh.

Catalina-Wine-Mixer.

by ArbyOSU on Jan 2, 2009 4:58 PM PST up reply actions

guaranteed Palin would want to emulate the chick who Barkley was hot for

The perfect is the enemy of the good.

by fisheyes on Jan 3, 2009 1:44 PM PST up reply actions

I respect the fact that he took responsibility for the DUI and complimented the police for being really professional and whatnot.

Of course I don’t respect the DUI, I wish we knew the BAC %, but either way, dumb move.

by pklym on Jan 2, 2009 2:57 PM PST reply actions

I'll take that story with a grain of salt

I mean the TMZ contribution, not the actual arrest.

A loaded gun in the car? Loaded guns and alcohol are a deadly combination with or without a car. Why does he carry a loaded gun – is he afraid of being robbed? And yet picks up a girl off the street?

Does celebrity have to equal stupidity?

by jorga on Jan 2, 2009 3:23 PM PST reply actions