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Junk a Dozen Days in (1/12/09)

OK, let's play doctor (because where else would you go for medical advice besides BlazersEdge?).

 

Here's my symptom: For the past two days I've been dizzy like crazy. I wake up each morning feeling light headed and slightly off balance, and it stays around all day and night. 48 hours now.

No, it's not some gas leak in my house because no one else feels it.

No, it's not my raging alcoholism, actually I've been taking it fairly easy.

No, it's not my illicit drug intake, which has been absolutely nil for nearly a month now.

I've been eating fairly well.

Getting enough liquids and such.

What's making me so dizzy?

 

Anyway,
super excited for the game tonight. I've been checking Denver and Utah's schedules, as well as Phoenix and San Antonio ... oh hell, I've been looking at the whole West trying to figure out where we sit come playoff time. I like Seat Six.

 

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Crap I'm dizzy.

Rudyculize: The act of Rudy making others look slow, dim and generally oafish.
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by Y5k on Jan 12, 2009 5:00 AM PST reply actions  

Balance off too ...

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by Y5k on Jan 12, 2009 5:08 AM PST up reply actions  

And I'm starting to post like timbo.

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by Y5k on Jan 12, 2009 5:09 AM PST up reply actions  

God help you...

But seriously folks…. My vote is for an inner ear infection. Or maybe you are like Liza Minelli’s character on Arrested Development and have “a severe case of vertigo.”

"Now with a non-provocative footer!"

by timbo on Jan 12, 2009 9:13 AM PST up reply actions  

I agree with you

wait, what?

…yeah, I still agree with you. Had to double-check there for a minute, my knee was jerking. It’s not YOUR nausea, y5k, it’s OUR nausea.

by BlazersOrBust on Jan 12, 2009 10:44 AM PST up reply actions  

two remedies:

either start imbibing again, or stay off the sauce.

by cornplant on Jan 12, 2009 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Well, I said I've slowed down, not stopped.

As for the non-alcoholic intoxicants, they’ve stopped completely.
Two years ago, when I lived in the Caribbean, I had roughly 6-9 drinks a day, more on weekends. That went on for about a five year stretch.
For the last two years, it’s been more like 1 or 2 a day, with days were I don’t have any.
Yeah, I still drink it up on occasion, but not nearly what I was doing.
It’s just a Caribbean lifestyle thing. that said, i do know non-drinkers there. Two, in fact.

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by Y5k on Jan 12, 2009 12:18 PM PST up reply actions  

no pain or headache, lots of sleep.

thanks for the links. I love the word abdominal and the phrase “dark stool.”
I should have been a doctor.

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by Y5k on Jan 12, 2009 5:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Somebody said it was stress from teh impending move, but really, I feel fairly stress free.

It’s like if i was gonna jump out of an airplane: make sure the chute is packed correctly, then try not to think about it until you are airborne.

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by Y5k on Jan 12, 2009 5:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Thinking about our friend Greg Oden today.

I hope he has a MOSTER game tonight. It’s a good opportunity for him to bang down some points and rebounds tonight.

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by Y5k on Jan 12, 2009 6:02 AM PST reply actions  

Is Noah still getting PT?

Greg, take out all your aggression on Joakim.

…and yes, I hope GO has a MOSTER game and not one of his LESSTER games. :)

"I never scored more than 38, even in Little League." ~ Roy, 52 pts

by shralpster on Jan 12, 2009 9:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Inner ear infection/Middle Ear infection

I get ear infections all the time, and one of the two is extremely painful, while the other one makes me completely dizzy and off balance. I just can’t remember which one is which :)

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by twiggs on Jan 12, 2009 6:14 AM PST reply actions  

just what you want before a long, high-altitude flight.

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by Y5k on Jan 12, 2009 6:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Exactly.

Take some nasal decongestant (Sudafed) and see if that helps at all. Sometimes just loosening up all the tubes from the nose/ear/throat can help.

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by twiggs on Jan 12, 2009 6:37 AM PST up reply actions  

thanks twiggs.

I have been congested for a while, I bet that’s it.

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by Y5k on Jan 12, 2009 6:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah it totally sucks

Every single cold I get, an ear infection follows. Hopefully you feel better before you fly out. What day are you taking off?

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by twiggs on Jan 12, 2009 6:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Jan. 18, early morning.

Cathay Air (business class!!! Nice seats, free eats and drinks.)

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by Y5k on Jan 12, 2009 6:53 AM PST up reply actions  

At least it will be comfortable...

I hate flying though. I flew to Italy and had to take Valum (sp?) just to be knocked out the whole 14 hours of flying.

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by twiggs on Jan 12, 2009 7:08 AM PST up reply actions  

I've had the same inner-ear problem.

The first time it hit me I was standing at the sink and the loss of balance made me fall over sideways as if someone had grabbed my arm and yanked hard. I got the whirlybirds and had to lie on the floor of the men’s room for an hour, which was probably the low point of my day. It’s hit me a couple of times since then. I’m wondering what will happen if I’m driving a car next time…

I’m glad I never fly. The last time I did, I must have had an air bubble trapped in my head (yeah, I’m an airhead, bubblehead, etc. ha ha) and when the cabin pressure dropped, the bubble expanded to the point that I thought my head was going to explode. So yeah, take a decongestant an hour before your flight leaves or be sure to wear a plastic bag over your head.

by MiledAnimal on Jan 12, 2009 9:14 AM PST up reply actions  

My mom had a horrible inner ear infection when I was a kid and I remember it being really, really bad. There were some balance related nausea issues as well as the aches and pains related to an ear infection. Antibiotics cleared it up but only after a few days. She still recalls that week as one of the worst of her life.

That being said, sudafed and a half gallon of maker’s mark should clear it up. You need to free base the sudafed though. That’s the only way it will work.

Catalina-Wine-Mixer.

by ArbyOSU on Jan 12, 2009 9:54 AM PST up reply actions  

I injured my inner ear 7 years ago

Remember it like it was yesterday.

You mom was right.

Because she was right, I’ll skip any other comments about her, for today only.

by Timmay! on Jan 12, 2009 10:35 AM PST up reply actions  

I just freebased two alkaselzer ... now I'm really dizzy.

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by Y5k on Jan 12, 2009 10:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Benign Positional Vertigo? (Not the Jimmy Stewart kind, but the one that Jamal Mashburn had)

Benign positional vertigo (BPV)-or simply vertigo-is a disorder of the inner ear. You feel a sudden sensation of movement or spinning when you move your head or hold it in a certain position.

The inner ear is located within your skull and consists of the cochlea, a chamber shaped like a snail shell, where sound is transformed to nerve signals for the brain, and 3 semi-circular canals that function like a gyroscope, relaying information about head position and movement to the brain.

The semicircular canals contain fluid and special sensors that, when disturbed, inform the brain of a change in head position. It is thought that when you have BPV small particles become dislodged within the inner ear and then bounce around when your head moves, triggering faulty signals that your head is still moving even after it stops. This sensation of movement or imbalance when you are not moving is called vertigo, the primary symptom of benign positional vertigo.

Source: http://www.emedicinehealth.com/benign_positional_vertigo/article_em.htm

Well, I could be wrong, but I believe diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era.

by RoyDrexler on Jan 12, 2009 8:08 AM PST up reply actions  

If it is - try this this home remedy

My son just got over an ear infection and I’m hearing from all sorts of people that the thing to do is to blow smoke (from a cigarette, candle) into the ear canal and hold it in there for a minute or so.

Should fee nearly instant relief. Let me know if it works!

by Mad Matt the Road Warrior on Jan 12, 2009 5:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I can't stand waiting for the UPS guy.

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by Y5k on Jan 12, 2009 7:08 AM PST reply actions  

take a seat

"When I have the ball, I experiment." #5

by Sabonis4Ever on Jan 12, 2009 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

I'm scared about his foot injury.

Something tells me there is more than they are letting on. This mysterious second injury keeps taking longer and longer to return from…

If he can regain his health, I would make him the 3 of the future. I’m just not sure he’ll come back anytime soon.

by Cablinasian on Jan 12, 2009 11:11 AM PST up reply actions  

if you have a chance to acquire Wallace without giving up a lot...

… you do it, and worry about Marty later.

Boomshakalaka

by jksnake99 on Jan 12, 2009 11:13 AM PST up reply actions   2 recs

No doubt

If healthy, Gerald Wallace would be awesome for us, and while I have always been a Martell fan, Wallace is obviously a lot better at basketball.

Martell is signed to a great contract and is very young, we’ll figure it out. Same with Batum.

Wallace can also play PF, along with SF, and will guard the best player every night.

I sincerely hope Larry Brown is being an idiot again and has decided Wallace is who he needs to trade, because that would be awesome. RLEC and whoever outside of Roy/Oden/LMA/Bayless/Rudy/Joel/Batum and I’ll be happy.

Mortimer

by Mortimer on Jan 13, 2009 3:52 AM PST up reply actions  

cant give medical advice

I can tell you, assuming your post is not a joke about cleaning up your life by avoiding drugs and alcohol, that there is a significant period of recovery where your body adjusts to the changes. The numbing effects of intoxicants are indeed quite powerful, and may or may not be related to your dizzy spells. Whether or not they are, is a question you should really go to see your Doctor to have answer. Despite the good intentions of Bedgers everywhere, nobody here is going to stick that lighted telescopic wand in your ear.

Good luck.

"The mounting minde that climes the hauty cliftes...Intoxicats the braine with guiddy drifts, Then rowles, and reeles, and falles at length plum ripe" .--- From Thomas Hughes’ 1588 The Misfortunes of Arthur:

by bow4meow on Jan 12, 2009 7:33 AM PST reply actions  

I can't give you medical advice either because it technically makes you my patient and I take on liability

and since my NY license is inactive, I would be practicing without a license and have no malpractice coverage….so this is not advice to you, merely some generalities about others I have seen with similar symptoms.

One of the more odd causes are calcium stones in the ear canals (otoliths):

Stress can cause postural hypotension (lightheaded when going from sitting to standing…)…

Mechanical receptors in the cervical spine effect spatial orientation…

Most common are middle and inner ear probs…

"..[Travis Outlaw] could jump, grab a rafter, eat a sandwich, and then dunk.."
tmundal 12/30/07

by LetsBlaze on Jan 12, 2009 9:05 AM PST reply actions  

Uh, huh, huh, huh...you said cervical (Beavis and Butt-Head voice)

I must have a dirty mind because I had no idea there were two meanings for cervical (pertaining to the neck) until today.

Well, I could be wrong, but I believe diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era.

by RoyDrexler on Jan 12, 2009 9:20 AM PST up reply actions  

yeah, I think my cervix is fine.

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by Y5k on Jan 12, 2009 10:47 AM PST up reply actions  

and I mean fine

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by Y5k on Jan 12, 2009 10:48 AM PST up reply actions  

thanks, doc, for the non-advice to your non-patient

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by Y5k on Jan 12, 2009 10:49 AM PST up reply actions  

no problem - - it was nothing - - -literally

"..[Travis Outlaw] could jump, grab a rafter, eat a sandwich, and then dunk.."
tmundal 12/30/07

by LetsBlaze on Jan 12, 2009 12:09 PM PST up reply actions  

dude you can't have an ear infection

your headband sopped up all of your sweat right? bummer, get well soon.

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by appel82 on Jan 12, 2009 9:22 AM PST reply actions  

He should be doing OPPOSITE HAND AND LEG

or it messes up co-ordination

God these guys need me….wish me luck in Philly/NJ/NC – - I’m gonna be pushing for referrals

"..[Travis Outlaw] could jump, grab a rafter, eat a sandwich, and then dunk.."
tmundal 12/30/07

by LetsBlaze on Jan 12, 2009 9:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Now I know why we're a bubble team...

Bubbles are dangerous. They should work-out with clowns.

by MiledAnimal on Jan 12, 2009 10:26 AM PST up reply actions  

John Wayne Gacy

would love to contest your assertion about the non-danger of clowns from his maximum security holding cell.

by BlazersOrBust on Jan 12, 2009 10:47 AM PST up reply actions  

I have a new long-distance diagnosis: You are suffering from a lack of Blazer blowouts

It can be much improved by beating the Bulls by 20+ points.

Apart from that, yeah if it doesn’t get better it wouldn’t hurt to consult a doctor before having to look for one in HK first.

by Norsktroll on Jan 12, 2009 9:34 AM PST reply actions  

Thanks everybody.

I’m still a little dizzy, but headed to the drug store now for some kinda decongestant.
I’m having all sorts of issues today.
Lenovo sent me the wrong battery for my lappy (thus my hating waiting for the UPS guy symptom) and now my new symptom is that I hate Lenovo and most people on the Indian subcontinent who answer their phones.
furthermore, the electricians came today to take down my lady’s custom ceiling lamps and all that looking up made my head spin like crazy. Almost lost my lunch …
… speaking of which, I made some great “Garbage Soup” the other day. Basically, I took all the soon-to-spoil stuff out of the fridge and made a monster parsnip and whatnot soup. Very tasty.

Rudyculize: The act of Rudy making others look slow, dim and generally oafish.
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by Y5k on Jan 12, 2009 10:46 AM PST reply actions  

old parsnips


no wonder your sick!

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by appel82 on Jan 12, 2009 11:46 AM PST up reply actions  

So I just

recently saw Doubt and Gran Torino. Both were different than I had expected yet still excellent. Anybody else seen ’em yet?

by BlazersOrBust on Jan 12, 2009 10:58 AM PST reply actions  

My thoughts exactly about Doubt

I also like how the title referred not just to the central doubt at the heart of the play, but doubt at an ecclesiastical, societal, and personal level as well. Frost/Nixon looks badass — I really liked Good Night and Good Luck and The Good Shepard, both of which are reminiscent of it to me. What’s The Wrestler?

by BlazersOrBust on Jan 12, 2009 11:05 AM PST up reply actions  

Careful. Some of us are Netflix nerds. And by some of us, I mean me.

I LOVE being six months behind on the movies.

Brandon Roy is the Shawn Kemp of monogamy
-BE poster whose name I can't remember

by TheTinfoil on Jan 12, 2009 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Tried to keep it as vague as possible to not ruin anything

for all you Flixers. I didn’t give anything away, I promise.

by BlazersOrBust on Jan 12, 2009 11:11 AM PST up reply actions  

A docu-style film about the Pro Wrestling Industry, how it mistreats athletes, and so on

I’m not into that “sport” much, but it looks very promising. MIckey Rourke could be at least nominated for an Oscar for his performance, after completely screwing up that fits the role very well. Bill Simmons had a fascinating article about it:

http://sports.espn.go.com/espnmag/story?section=magazine&id=3773747

by Norsktroll on Jan 12, 2009 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

'Beyond the Mat'

is another good one.

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by appel82 on Jan 12, 2009 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Great Bill article

and sounds like a great movie. Wrestling was part of my adolescence before I gradually outgrew it; I’d like to take a trip on the sordid side down memory lane. People rag on Simmons, but that article’s an example of why he’s a genuinely talented writer and not just some pop-culture-spouting everyman, just with a platform.

You know who I can’t stand? Rick Reilly. That guy is so freaking sanctimonious that I can practically hear him applauding his own genius with every line I read.

by BlazersOrBust on Jan 12, 2009 12:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Recently saw

Slumdog Millionaire, Revolutionary Road and QCO Benjamin Button.
I liked all three.
Slumdog was great all around, as was QCO Benjamin Button.
Revolutionary Road was really heartwrenching and hard to process. A fantastic movie about being an adult, being trapped in your life, and ultimately trusting yourself and your spouse. Tough stuff.

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by Y5k on Jan 12, 2009 11:17 AM PST up reply actions  

I've gotten rave reviews

of Slumdog Millionaire — it made one of my robot-ish friends cry BOTH times she saw it — and mixed reviews of Benjamin Button. I’m a indigent college student, so recommend one of those three as a must-see and I shall do it.

by BlazersOrBust on Jan 12, 2009 11:18 AM PST up reply actions  

Probably Slumdog.

Button was really good, and amazing on the big screen, but Slumdog just has something that pushes a different “button.” Sorry.
I dunno. It’s close. Some people have said they didn’t like Button and I don’t understand why. I thought it was pretty deep, where others said it was shallow.
See Rev. Road on DVD, or if you win $15 on video poker.
It’s really good too. Been messing with my head, and my spouse’s head, for a while.

Rudyculize: The act of Rudy making others look slow, dim and generally oafish.
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by Y5k on Jan 12, 2009 11:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Next up for me is MILK, and The Wrestler.

I’ve got to see both of those before fleeing to China.

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by Y5k on Jan 12, 2009 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

slumdog it is, then

I’ll have to see BB at some point too because it’s set in New Orleans and my girlfriend’s from there and is telling me that if a wide-release movie ever came out set in Portland, I’d harass her daily until she went and saw it, which is true, so I gotta. I’ve heard outstanding things about Milk, plus it’s Gus Van Sant and I like to throw down for his movies where possible to support the hometown boy.

by BlazersOrBust on Jan 12, 2009 11:56 AM PST up reply actions  

probably can but the dvd in HK for 75cents

"..[Travis Outlaw] could jump, grab a rafter, eat a sandwich, and then dunk.."
tmundal 12/30/07

by LetsBlaze on Jan 12, 2009 12:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Just realized Benjamin Button is a David Fincher movie..

Fincher did two of my favorite movies ever (Seven and The Game), along two really good ones in Alien 3 and Panic Room. I just added it to my queue.

Brandon Roy is the Shawn Kemp of monogamy
-BE poster whose name I can't remember

by TheTinfoil on Jan 12, 2009 11:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Seven is so good

I wish I’d read the Divine Comedy before I saw it, because it’s rife with symbolism from the poem. What a good movie.

by BlazersOrBust on Jan 12, 2009 11:58 AM PST up reply actions  

that's the thing, the script writer also did Gump, and it has that same feel ...

… same with slumdog, which is the same director (i think) as The Usual Suspects, and sorta has the qualities of that movie.

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by Y5k on Jan 12, 2009 12:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I've had a concussion and a friend had a brain tumor. I think it's one of those.

We both had the symptoms you are describing. I’ve had a concussion and a friend had a brain tumor. I think it’s one of those. Here’s a picture of my head wound. (Don’t look at it if your squeamish)

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Trt_FIGcd14/RfN_wRvzW0I/AAAAAAAAABg/e3Pw2ymqzx4/s1600-h/IMG_0021.JPG

I'm a Blazers fan and If you ban me from your blog, I'll sue you!

by tominhawaii on Jan 12, 2009 12:54 PM PST reply actions  

yikes!

I hope I don’t have one of those.

Rudyculize: The act of Rudy making others look slow, dim and generally oafish.
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by Y5k on Jan 12, 2009 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh no! I see a grey hair!

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Jan 12, 2009 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Awright - - - who was it??

At the game the other night someone had a “I <3 Shavlik” sign….even put it up on the jumbotron…wanted to thank them personally

Wife tells me her friends husband took some great pictures but for some reason or another hasn’t e-mailed them to me….nice . . . set the guy and his son up with free 10th row seats and he can’t send me an email…..hmmmm…

Says she had him take a bunch of Oden (her new (second) favorite Blazer)..said he and Shav were laughing and talking the whole game…..hmmmmmm maybe he is the new /old McBob

"..[Travis Outlaw] could jump, grab a rafter, eat a sandwich, and then dunk.."
tmundal 12/30/07

by LetsBlaze on Jan 12, 2009 1:23 PM PST reply actions  

Hope my camera works for Philly - - got 5th row seats behind the visitors bench...

won’t be wearing blazer clothes just blazer colors . . . black shirt w/khakis . . . .maybe red shirt so kids can find me on tv….details to follow…

can you tell I’m excited??

"..[Travis Outlaw] could jump, grab a rafter, eat a sandwich, and then dunk.."
tmundal 12/30/07

by LetsBlaze on Jan 12, 2009 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

See you in NJ?

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by Y5k on Jan 12, 2009 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

yes

"..[Travis Outlaw] could jump, grab a rafter, eat a sandwich, and then dunk.."
tmundal 12/30/07

by LetsBlaze on Jan 13, 2009 9:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Why aren't you sporting any Blazer's clothing?

You should make a Shav shirt.

Rudy for ROY
Campaign 08-09

"Rudy is not everyday a shooter." ~Rudy Fernandez

by twiggs on Jan 12, 2009 1:47 PM PST reply actions  

Uh...supposed to be to Lets Blaze

Rudy for ROY
Campaign 08-09

"Rudy is not everyday a shooter." ~Rudy Fernandez

by twiggs on Jan 12, 2009 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I actually have a Randolph #42 jersey here on hold for Tom

but I have to present myself more as a professional than a fan

"..[Travis Outlaw] could jump, grab a rafter, eat a sandwich, and then dunk.."
tmundal 12/30/07

by LetsBlaze on Jan 13, 2009 9:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Damn, Bayless can leap.

Rudy for ROY
Campaign 08-09

"Rudy is not everyday a shooter." ~Rudy Fernandez

by twiggs on Jan 12, 2009 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

he gets pretty darn pumped up.

Rudyculize: The act of Rudy making others look slow, dim and generally oafish.
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by Y5k on Jan 12, 2009 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Dang

Joel is strong.

"When I have the ball, I experiment." #5

by Sabonis4Ever on Jan 12, 2009 2:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Washington?

Any one know of any places to watch blazer games in Tacoma? Or worst case Seattle?

by Rep- on Jan 12, 2009 2:35 PM PST reply actions  

ポートランド・トレイルブレイザーズ & 南カルフォルニア大学 トロージャンズ Fan

by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Jan 12, 2009 3:28 PM PST reply actions  

Very pertinent. To what, I don't know. ;p

"Aneurysm".

When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie

by annthefan on Jan 12, 2009 4:00 PM PST up reply actions  

He's suggesting that perhaps I have the Gonorrhea ...

… and thus my persistent dizziness and generally unfitness for duty.

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by Y5k on Jan 12, 2009 4:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Hollinger says the Mavs will miss the playoffs... by a lot

He has them finishing 5 games out.
http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/hollinger/playoffodds

From his Insider Gems:

“The Mavericks have fallen to 18th in the Power Rankings and as of Monday project to finish with only 43 wins and a 21-24 finish to their season.”
“Sunday’s game in Sacramento was expected to be one of only a few easy wins in a 14-game stretch that started Friday”
“Nine of Dallas’ next 12 opponents have winning records, and two of the ones that don’t are the misleadingly sub-.500 Milwaukee Bucks and the suddenly spry Philadelphia 76ers. Plus, eight of the 12 contests are on the road.”

http://insider.espn.go.com/nba/insider/columns/story?columnist=hollinger_john&page=PerdiemInsider-090112

Boomshakalaka

by jksnake99 on Jan 12, 2009 4:27 PM PST reply actions  

That isn't unsurprising

Coolstandings gives the Mavs a 58.7% chance of making the playoffs. A week ago they were sitting at 81.6%

by tingeyga on Jan 13, 2009 12:04 AM PST up reply actions  

A couple Miles related nuggets from Marc Stein's chat:
Troy (Portland): As a Blazer fan who is very proud of the direction that the team is heading, I’m completely embarrassed by the threatening email sent out by our president. What can Portland do to recover from this PR nightmare? Fire Larry Miller??
Marc Stein: (5:34 PM ET ) Can’t imagine that e-mail was sent out without an ownership directive. So I can’t see Miller getting all the blame. People have short memories in the NBA. The focus will be back on the floor eventually.
Joe (Portland): How long (games, weeks, seasons) does Darius Miles play in the NBA?

 Marc Stein: (5:36 PM ET ) I say seasons. Which is why I never, ever understood how anyone could rule that Miles, at 27, was finished. He wanted to keep trying to play . . . and we’ve seen that microfracture patients often need two years just to close to where they were. Maybe Miles will really never be able to play more than 10 minutes a game. But maybe he needs three or four years to get back to a decent level as opposed to a year-plus for Kenyon Martin and the five minutes or so that it took Amare Stoudemire.

 Marc Stein: (5:39 PM ET ) In short, when you get past all the rhetoric and potential legal battles that might be waged over Milesgate in the future, I don’t think the cap relief that Portland just lost was cap relief Portland was ever entitled to. Miles can still play a little. He’s done enough in his five-minute cameos with the Grizz to show us that he’s still an NBA player.

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by jksnake99 on Jan 12, 2009 4:31 PM PST reply actions  

Looks like he is in the “he would have been worth more as an expiring contract in 2010” camp. We will see.

by Norsktroll on Jan 12, 2009 11:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I got a new mitt yesterday

I got one for Christmas but it was too small. I went to get one for my wife too and her hand is so small that her mitt is pink and only cost $20.00.

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by tominhawaii on Jan 12, 2009 5:53 PM PST reply actions  

she has a $20 pink mitt. nice.

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by Y5k on Jan 12, 2009 6:03 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

She's only 4' 10"

I luck out a lot when it comes to buying her stuff. I went to buy her a jacket for snowboarding and and it was half the price because she fit into a child’s jacket. Same thing with her sleeping bag. She still manages to find expensive shoes though.

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by tominhawaii on Jan 12, 2009 6:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Shoes come with the genetics.

They don’t make women’s shoes for less than $200

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by Y5k on Jan 12, 2009 7:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Darius' salary

I read somewhere that the Blazers are paying his salary and then later I read that insurance is paying it. What’s the truth and do you have a link?

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by tominhawaii on Jan 13, 2009 7:39 AM PST reply actions  

I commented on Blogabull on this

I am fairly certain it’s split 60 – 40 as long as he is retired, with the insurance paying the bigger share.

by Norsktroll on Jan 13, 2009 7:52 AM PST up reply actions  

What about Raef?

I thought his wasn’t picked up until 41 games.

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by tominhawaii on Jan 13, 2009 8:18 AM PST up reply actions  

Pretty sure I read it's 80% insurance/20% Blazers

From Henry:

Blazers would miss out on $14.4 million in insurance compensation they would have claimed had Miles been inactive. By playing ten games, Miles essentially proves the doctors wrong and, therefore, can’t legitimately be regarded as having a career-ending injury.

($18 million salary x 80% = $14.4 million covered by insurance)

Also, another quote from the same article:

If Miles doesn’t play 10 games:

• The Blazers would owe Miles $1.8 million. This represents the 20% of Miles’ salary that insurance doesn’t cover.

by Corvid on Jan 13, 2009 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Interesting

You think Abbott’s got his numbers wrong on this one? His definition of “medically retired” certainly seems a little off.

by Corvid on Jan 13, 2009 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

why is this junk drawer still around?

unrec please

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by Y5k on Jan 13, 2009 12:42 PM PST reply actions  

Tumor boy is testy!

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by tominhawaii on Jan 13, 2009 8:50 PM PST up reply actions  

After I wrote what I wrote

I realized I didn’t wait and read if Y5K actually had something wrong with him. How hilarious would it have been if he had AIDs, and here I am making fun of him!

HA.HA.HA.HA.HA.HA.HA.HA.HA.HA.HA. HAH

I had a mystery illness in Morocco before, so I know what it’s like. Malaria symptoms, but no malaria. Ooph it sucked.

Mortimer

by Mortimer on Jan 13, 2009 9:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I doubt it's a tumor, my tumor friend had seizures too.

I figure if you can’t hate on tumors, then what can you hate on?

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by tominhawaii on Jan 13, 2009 10:51 PM PST up reply actions  

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