My 1 year old knows her Blazers!

by TheTinfoil on Jan 10, 2009 1:03 PM PST Comment 39 comments

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpqDv4z__Pw

My 1 year old is awesome. And by awesome, I mean she can rattle off her Blazers, AND hate on Kobe at the same time! Last night we were running the video, and she yelled out "BLAZERS!" so we decided to go down the roster. I don't know why she was hatin' on Aldridge (she was distracted by the Charlotte's Web DVD). Apologies to those players not mentioned...

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by rmcdougall on Jan 10, 2009 1:14 PM PST reply actions 0 recs

Cute Kid! Now that is the way to raise your kids right folks! :)

I don’t think she was hatin’ on Aldridge, that might be a hard name to pronounce for her. You should have tried LaMarcus. I was impressed that she got Diogu that well though.

Thanks for sharing.

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by LaMarvelous on Jan 10, 2009 1:16 PM PST reply actions 0 recs

No problem!

We started with Oden and Roy, but the uploading got messed up somehow. That was her best COACH! to date. =)

by TheTinfoil on Jan 10, 2009 1:21 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

Hey Dave

How old is baby point guard now and does he have this kind of game?

by TallTimber on Jan 10, 2009 1:20 PM PST reply actions 0 recs

awsome, rekt

They LIED!!!

http://www.nba.com/news/miles_10_080919.html

by maid tu rek on Jan 10, 2009 1:45 PM PST reply actions 0 recs

Here's a link.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpqDv4z__Pw

The future looks bright sir!

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by OCBlazerFan1 on Jan 10, 2009 1:49 PM PST reply actions 0 recs

Awww

how adorable!

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by hisblazergrrrl on Jan 10, 2009 1:49 PM PST reply actions 0 recs

The Next Generation

Great video! She really knows her blazers… how does she feel about the Miles situation?

by Pickerind on Jan 10, 2009 2:01 PM PST reply actions 0 recs

She's torn between feeling bad for Miles personally

and not agreeing that the CBA was intended for this situation. She’s just glad it’s out of the media for the day.

by TheTinfoil on Jan 10, 2009 2:07 PM PST reply actions 0 recs

hilarious

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by Ben. on Jan 10, 2009 2:13 PM PST reply actions 0 recs

cutest.kid.ever

she’s marrying my son.

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by BlazerFan1 on Jan 10, 2009 2:22 PM PST reply actions 0 recs

Nah, My son is three

Play you rock, paper, scissors for dibs.

by parkinglotj on Jan 10, 2009 2:41 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

Not if

my 3-year-old brother gets to her first.

by Eventine on Jan 10, 2009 2:42 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

tom in hawaii is going to swoop in and make all of you cry when he...

errr…wait…uhh…never mind. that’d be weird, even by tom-standards.

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by prezofdeath on Jan 10, 2009 9:12 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

That's just classic

Watching a kid say “Kobe Sucks”, “Go Blazers, and… "DIOGU.”

She’s extremely cute by the way.

by Eventine on Jan 10, 2009 2:42 PM PST reply actions 0 recs

The blazers

should tape that and play it at the RG if we play the L@kers in the playoffs.

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by johnv59 on Jan 11, 2009 6:13 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

"Kobe sucks!" I've got to try that one on my 20-month-old son.

He also loves basketball and his Blazers and spends long periods of time obsessing over newspaper pictures from the previous night’s games. He also thinks Obama is one of the Blazers. He kind of gets his concepts mixed up.

by Badalona Baddie on Jan 10, 2009 3:01 PM PST reply actions 0 recs

DUDE! Mine too!

OT: but I have an Obama T-shirt, and every time she sees it she yells “BLAZERS!!” Of course, she pronounces his name O-Mama.

by TheTinfoil on Jan 10, 2009 3:51 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

I knew "Aldridge" was a bad name :)

by Norsktroll on Jan 10, 2009 4:23 PM PST reply actions 0 recs

very cute

the timing couldn’t be better either considering all the negativity surrounding Miles.
I like how she pronounced Blake, sounded like Beak… and lastly does she sound off on the Travis BBIQ issue?

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by bow4meow on Jan 10, 2009 4:39 PM PST reply actions 0 recs

Her daddy is very anti-Travis

so we just don’t talk about him.

by TheTinfoil on Jan 10, 2009 5:01 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

If she watched last nights game

she’ll reach the correct and obvious conclusion " Twavit wules!"

by bow4meow on Jan 11, 2009 8:21 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs

I liked 'Billa

She showed a lot of confidence in him too :-)

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by jorga on Jan 10, 2009 4:41 PM PST reply actions 0 recs

hahah +1

she’s freaking adorable!!!

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by broyposse on Jan 10, 2009 5:08 PM PST reply actions 0 recs

Best post of the season!

by CatMan2 on Jan 10, 2009 9:44 PM PST reply actions 0 recs

Tooooo funny, man.

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by Y5k on Jan 11, 2009 8:29 AM PST reply actions 0 recs

She seems to love saying Diogu.

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by Y5k on Jan 11, 2009 8:29 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs

DAAYAAUGUUUU!!!!

I think we might have to start calling LMA “Pig’s Head” though…

"Now with a non-provocative footer!"

by timbo on Jan 11, 2009 9:19 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs

LMAO

no, don’t start that – it would be the biggest inside joke ever!!!

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by johnv59 on Jan 11, 2009 3:51 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

Priceless inside joke

by Norsktroll on Jan 11, 2009 5:37 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

every time

kobe does something that makes me want to punch him in the face, I’ll just remember that kobeesaks! and I’ll feel much better. She’s adorable.

by BlazersOrBust on Jan 11, 2009 10:58 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs

That is one of the funniest

things I’ve ever seen! Kudos.

There is probably no more terrible instance of enlightenment than the one in which you discover your father is a man — with human flesh.
Paul Muad'Dib - Dune (Frank Herbert)

My Translation: My Dad is a dude just like me, and my sons are dudes like me also. I love that.
Season Tix: Section 315, with my sons

by johnv59 on Jan 11, 2009 3:48 PM PST reply actions 0 recs

and

I like her “grimace” right before she says Coach. Hmmm…. Is Daddy a Nate hater?

There is probably no more terrible instance of enlightenment than the one in which you discover your father is a man — with human flesh.
Paul Muad'Dib - Dune (Frank Herbert)

My Translation: My Dad is a dude just like me, and my sons are dudes like me also. I love that.
Season Tix: Section 315, with my sons

by johnv59 on Jan 11, 2009 3:52 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

No, daddy only hates Trav. And Kobe, KG, the Spurs and Ann Coulter. It's a small list.

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by TheTinfoil on Jan 11, 2009 3:56 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

Sorry, but you're gonna make me break my New Year's resolution

about being uniformly positive on BE. I just can’t fathom how you can hate both Travis AND Ann Coulter. Kobe, KG, and Coulter are truly despicable IMO. The Spurs? Possibly, at least when they play the Blazers. But Travis? May I politely suggest that you modify your position ever so slightly to, say, being majorly frustrated with Travis, perhaps even to the point of wishing he were traded. The guy doesn’t deserve your hate.

by CatMan2 on Jan 11, 2009 5:07 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

Fair enough

I wish Travis would be politely traded, so he can throw passed into the fourth row of someone else’s team.

(I open admit my hatred of Travis is not rational. I was the last New Orleans game, and he pushed me over the edge).

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by TheTinfoil on Jan 11, 2009 5:10 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

^throw passes ^I was AT the last NO game

we need an edit function

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by TheTinfoil on Jan 11, 2009 5:11 PM PST reply actions 0 recs

We have one. It’s called “proof read”.

(Just kidding. I proff reed amd still make misteaks.)

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by jorga on Jan 11, 2009 7:18 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs