Greg Oden Rehab Program
What a Stud! This guy is BIG pimpin
over 3 years ago
Steve Guttenberg
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Do you think
Greg has any plans on beating Wilts most famous reccord?
"The next day in practice, if you sweat, it's going to come out of your pores, regardless. If you ask any coach around the league how many times they have smelled liquor on a player . . . As long as that player is showing up on time, doing the drills and running, that's part of it. But there have been times, yeah. Yeah, you probably smelled liquor on me. But it's not like I'm at practice drunk. I'm totally focused."
-Darius Miles
by Steve Guttenberg on Sep 9, 2008 11:07 AM PDT reply actions
Good guy when it comes to workouts, bad guy when it comes to getting on compromising pictures with the ladies
I hope his momma cusses him out every time she sees such a photo on the Interwebs, or we might look at the next Shawn Kemp.
Odenied: Asked whether he noticed Oden favoring his right knee, Frye dismissed it entirely. "He favors dunking on your head, that's what he favors."
Don't worry
To prevent such a PR nightmare, the Blazers went ahead and got his tubes tied, so to speak, when they did his micro.
Oden can Kemp away to his heart’s content, and aside from STDs (which only affect poor people) he’ll get away with it all scott-free.
When he retires, and provided he won us a minimum of 3 championships, the Blazers we re-attach his baby making cords, get it hooked back up the right way. He has plenty of time to have kids, now is the time for BASKETBALL.
Mortimer
by Mortimer on Sep 9, 2008 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I bet you are the anonymous "Mortimer" who defended our trainers and supervised that procedure
Odenied: Asked whether he noticed Oden favoring his right knee, Frye dismissed it entirely. "He favors dunking on your head, that's what he favors."
Only poor people?
What about Magic Johnson? Wilt Chamberlin? Bill Clinton?
Also the karaoke at the bottom kills any short-term personal respect for Oden.
LoL
“STD’s only effect Poor people”. That made me bang my head aganst the wall cause I was cracking up, but tell that to Magic Johnson!
"The next day in practice, if you sweat, it's going to come out of your pores, regardless. If you ask any coach around the league how many times they have smelled liquor on a player . . . As long as that player is showing up on time, doing the drills and running, that's part of it. But there have been times, yeah. Yeah, you probably smelled liquor on me. But it's not like I'm at practice drunk. I'm totally focused."
-Darius Miles
by Steve Guttenberg on Sep 9, 2008 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Oops
Magic already referenced. Tell that to David Hasselhoff.
"The next day in practice, if you sweat, it's going to come out of your pores, regardless. If you ask any coach around the league how many times they have smelled liquor on a player . . . As long as that player is showing up on time, doing the drills and running, that's part of it. But there have been times, yeah. Yeah, you probably smelled liquor on me. But it's not like I'm at practice drunk. I'm totally focused."
-Darius Miles
by Steve Guttenberg on Sep 9, 2008 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions
What's up with the
Gramdma Couch?
Ball Don't Lie
by bothteamsplayedhard on Sep 9, 2008 2:14 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
lol
+1
And +1 to Morty for setting Bawful straight. Morty > clueless bloggers every day of the week.
"I think that the team that wins game five will win the series. Unless we lose game five."
Who else? Charles Barkley
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