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Junk Drawer -- September 3rd, 2008

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Ok, so it's that time again--Junk Drawer time. Speaking of junk drawer, I cleaned out my junk drawers (yes, plural) this weekend and found $62 dollars in U.S. currency! Ok, so that's only enough to buy a couple gallons of gas, but still...I was happy.

Speaking of which, saw this the other day...thought it was interesting. Basically it compares a gallon of gas to how much a gallon of other random stuff costs. Included in the list:

  • Root Beer -- $5.33 per gallon
  • Ketchup -- $8 per gallon
  • Hydrogen Peroxide -- $10.32 per gallon
  • Paint -- $24.98 per gallon
  • NyQuil -- $93 per gallon
  • White Out -- $738 per gallon
  • Chanel Nail Polish -- $5760 per gallon

So....thank goodness we don't run our rigs on Nyquil...I wouldn't mind running them on milk though. But anyway....enough of that. This is a Blazers blog.

Did you get a load of "First Look At Rudy in Red" by you'vegottomakeyourfreethrows? Dude, Rudy is looking good. And he knows it. All of them are posted over at Casey's blog, but my personal favorite was this one:

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Completely off the subject of basketball

Today I sent my 5-year old daughter off to kindergarten. Big step for a little girl.

by DonkeyShins on Sep 3, 2008 12:13 AM PDT   0 recs

Awe, good for her

Children are so special. Cherish every moment you can with her. They grow up so darn fast.

Did I ever tell you you're my hero?

by tominhawaii on Sep 3, 2008 3:38 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

what?

no countdown clock?

Styx -"I'm schizophrenic....and so am I"

by 92wastheyear on Sep 3, 2008 6:04 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I'm done hating on Blazer's Edge

There is already enough of it on the internet. I’d say I just wish the season would start but I’m not looking forward to the “Fire Nate” diaries either.

Did I ever tell you you're my hero?

by tominhawaii on Sep 3, 2008 6:11 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I can't freakin wait to send my kid to school! He just turned 2 and holy balls he's showing it.

I thought, “Oh, he’s such a little angel, we wont have to deal with the terrible 2’s.” Man was I wrong.

by Mike-Fu on Sep 3, 2008 8:39 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

OMG did you cry?

"Thank God those nightmarish booty-less days are behind us. I blame cocaine."-Mortimer
I detest that man who hides one thing in the depths of his heart, and speaks for another. - Homer
That was a very hard winter,
and it was just like one long night,
with me lying awake, waiting and waiting and waiting
for daybreak.
- Black Elk
1881
The wild hawk stood with the down on his beak And stared with his foot on the prey. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

by BlazerFan1 on Sep 3, 2008 9:00 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

No

I stressed out, though – I was worried she wouldn’t get on the bus. However, she came home last night and said “Thank you for sending me to kindergarten!!!”

On the sucky side for her, when I picked her up from the bus stop, she got her first beesting. :-(

by DonkeyShins on Sep 3, 2008 1:00 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

As a follow-up...

We got a phone call from her teacher tonight – she said that our daughter is a pleasure and is a good listener! That’s my girl!

by DonkeyShins on Sep 3, 2008 10:02 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Love it!

Teachers are true heroes, no?

by Corvid on Sep 3, 2008 10:12 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Yup

She’s new to the school but from what I’ve heard from other parents in the neighborhood, a definite improvement over the prior kindergarten teacher.

by DonkeyShins on Sep 3, 2008 10:43 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Well..

I’m completely screwed on getting my gallon of white out…

I guess I’ll rewrite the Dictionary another day… :(

Man I love tongue tacos - Mortimer
Only thing better is Trout on a stick roasted over an open fire - annthefan
I have a pic like that of my dog - tominhawaii

by Outlaw is Rejector on Sep 3, 2008 2:54 AM PDT   0 recs

What are you going to do if Outlaw gets traded?

That’d be like someone having “Udoka_is_unstoppable” for a screenname.

"I think that the team that wins game five will win the series. Unless we lose game five."
Who else? Charles Barkley

by prezofdeath on Sep 3, 2008 12:28 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Trust me...

I’ve worried about this. And I think I would likely disapear into anonymity.

Man I love tongue tacos - Mortimer
Only thing better is Trout on a stick roasted over an open fire - annthefan
I have a pic like that of my dog - tominhawaii

by Outlaw is Rejector on Sep 3, 2008 1:41 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Noooooooooooooooooo

You can’t disappear!

I doubt Trout will get traded anytime soon, no matter what the trade rumors suggest.

Your name is cool though, so no matter what ya gotta keep it! You can still love Outlaw AND the Blazers, since you do it now already! At worst, the name will be a time capsule to a simpler time when potential was enough to win our love, and at best it shows how right you were in making your identity aligned with a young, hyper-athletic raw high schooler who showed that patience pays off.

So please don’t worry, you gotta stick around no matter what. The name is awesome, and Travis will still be all that you love.

Would you retire the name if HE retired? Course not! I even think Outlaw would be hurt a bit if you gave up your name simply if he wasn’t a Blazer, even if he didn’t know it. I ain’t gonna lose any love for Trout if he ain’t a Blazer, but like I said, I don’t think it’s likely we’ll lose him anytime soon.

He’s still improving and is VERY cheap. Yeah, his value is great and he’s very tradeable, but that’s more the reason why we keep hearing him in trade rumors and not necessarily reasons why we would trade him. He has big holes in his game, but it’s not like he has refused to keep improving and work on those things.

Outlaw is still on his way up, so I doubt we move him unless it’s a no-brainer that even the most die-hard Outlaw supporter would agree with.

Mortimer

by Mortimer on Sep 3, 2008 1:48 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Dang

Mort I freakin love you man. You are my hero.

Regardless of circumstances, I am going to wear my Outlaw Jersey to all the Blazer games I go to this year, and my cat will forever be an Outlaw spawn.

If he does get traded, I don’t know how I will react, and honestly I’ll be looking to Ann, she is the biggest voice of reason ever in Travis Fandom….

I will however, keep my cause alive.
BE=25

Man I love tongue tacos - Mortimer
Only thing better is Trout on a stick roasted over an open fire - annthefan
I have a pic like that of my dog - tominhawaii

by Outlaw is Rejector on Sep 3, 2008 9:15 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

wait a sec

whats this about your cat?

"In this galaxy alone there's a mathematical probability of three million Earth-type planets, and in all the universe three million million galaxies like this one, and in all that only one of each of us." -- Dr McCoy, to which my cat brays upon the Doctor's numbers, knowing the universe is infinitely more inhabited, and what's up with the price of tuna these days?

by bow4meow on Sep 3, 2008 9:16 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

My cat is Travis Outlaw's baby?

I mean named after him… Silly me.

Man I love tongue tacos - Mortimer
Only thing better is Trout on a stick roasted over an open fire - annthefan
I have a pic like that of my dog - tominhawaii

by Outlaw is Rejector on Sep 3, 2008 9:26 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

ok so whats your cats' name?

Travis, Outlaw, or Trout? I guess it doesnt matter since Bonzi also goes by Bones, the Beeber, and the Be-Bah-Bones. Dont ask.

"In this galaxy alone there's a mathematical probability of three million Earth-type planets, and in all the universe three million million galaxies like this one, and in all that only one of each of us." -- Dr McCoy, to which my cat brays upon the Doctor's numbers, knowing the universe is infinitely more inhabited, and what's up with the price of tuna these days?

by bow4meow on Sep 3, 2008 9:38 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

He is just Travis

But his friends call him Trout, Trav, and “Get that cat away from me”.

He is weird.

Man I love tongue tacos - Mortimer
Only thing better is Trout on a stick roasted over an open fire - annthefan
I have a pic like that of my dog - tominhawaii

by Outlaw is Rejector on Sep 3, 2008 9:40 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Be-Bah-Bones

WhaHaHa

"He doesn't let grass grow under his feet when there are points to be had." - Dave

by BlueBooYay on Sep 3, 2008 9:47 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I also LOVE THAT name

Man I love tongue tacos - Mortimer
Only thing better is Trout on a stick roasted over an open fire - annthefan
I have a pic like that of my dog - tominhawaii

by Outlaw is Rejector on Sep 3, 2008 9:48 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Don't listen to Mortimer - Better die with honor than live with shame

No Retreat, No Surrender
Blood In, Blood Out

Did I ever tell you you're my hero?

by tominhawaii on Sep 3, 2008 3:15 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

coincidence?

Mortimer elicits a Thor response and you generate a Worf reply. According to many a recent post many Bedgers suspect Mortimer is merely TiHa in drag. Give it up.

"In this galaxy alone there's a mathematical probability of three million Earth-type planets, and in all the universe three million million galaxies like this one, and in all that only one of each of us." -- Dr McCoy, to which my cat brays upon the Doctor's numbers, knowing the universe is infinitely more inhabited, and what's up with the price of tuna these days?

by bow4meow on Sep 3, 2008 10:00 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I just quoted two movie titles

I thought someone would get that.

Did I ever tell you you're my hero?

by tominhawaii on Sep 4, 2008 3:21 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Blood in Blood out

its been so long, but I remember that now. Did you ever see American Me?

"In this galaxy alone there's a mathematical probability of three million Earth-type planets, and in all the universe three million million galaxies like this one, and in all that only one of each of us." -- Dr McCoy, to which my cat brays upon the Doctor's numbers, knowing the universe is infinitely more inhabited, and what's up with the price of tuna these days?

by bow4meow on Sep 4, 2008 8:01 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Yeah

But it’s been so long I can’t remember anything. Kind of like “Color.” I saw it but don’t remember much about it. I’ve seen Blood In, Blood Out about 30 times though.

Did I ever tell you you're my hero?

by tominhawaii on Sep 4, 2008 9:22 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Nah...

You could just switch to rooting for BO Outlaw—another non-Blazer.

"We don't back down to nobody." --Joel Przybilla

by hurryup09 on Sep 3, 2008 8:45 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Or better yet,

“Rasheed_is_rejector”

"I think that the team that wins game five will win the series. Unless we lose game five."
Who else? Charles Barkley

by prezofdeath on Sep 3, 2008 12:28 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Or naming your cat "Bonzi" ;-)

I’m looking at you, Bow4Meow

Odenied: Asked whether he noticed Oden favoring his right knee, Frye dismissed it entirely. "He favors dunking on your head, that's what he favors."

by Norsktroll on Sep 3, 2008 12:42 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I actually had a fish named rasheed

He beat up the other fish in his tank so it was a tossup between Rodman and Rasheed (this was before the “Artest gone bonkers” escapade)…I went with ’Sheed.

"I think that the team that wins game five will win the series. Unless we lose game five."
Who else? Charles Barkley

by prezofdeath on Sep 3, 2008 2:43 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

what?

Need I remind you Bonzi was aptly named when he “acted” like a good guy and a good player. Dont think I dont know what an utter scumbag the real Bonzi Wells became, which is no reflection on my cat. Although now that you brought it up it seems like if it isnt Fancy Feast Tuna & Shrimp, he wont eat it. Coincidence…? Maybe.

To pre-empt others in the know, the same excuse applies for my cat Wallace.

I never forget to shout a RIP to my little Walton and Clifford. Brings a tear to my eye every time I think of em. I love you guys.

"In this galaxy alone there's a mathematical probability of three million Earth-type planets, and in all the universe three million million galaxies like this one, and in all that only one of each of us." -- Dr McCoy, to which my cat brays upon the Doctor's numbers, knowing the universe is infinitely more inhabited, and what's up with the price of tuna these days?

by bow4meow on Sep 3, 2008 9:21 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

In Europe gas is 7 to 7.50 per gallon in many places...

Odenied: Asked whether he noticed Oden favoring his right knee, Frye dismissed it entirely. "He favors dunking on your head, that's what he favors."

by Norsktroll on Sep 3, 2008 3:02 AM PDT   0 recs

Sooooooo...

…what specific single moment are you fools looking forward to this season?

Oden dunking on someone, hard? Roy crossing somewhat up, even harder? LMA getting an alleyoop?

MINE is seeing Roy, Rudy, and Bayless all play together along with LMA and Oden, and we outscore the bad guys 50 to 12 in those 12 minutes, with the 12 all being scored by Rudy’s man. And everyone on the bench is cheering wildly and waving those towels, except for Outlaw who is counting on his fingers the shot differential between him and Kobe Bryant while steam shoots out of his ears. OOOOH OUTLAW IS A BAD APPLE.

I’m looking forward to the crazy rad cool on a fly tip lineups we’re gonna trot out there, and eventually seeing which work best over time.

BUT WHAT SINGLE MOMENT ARE YOU KIDS LOOKING FORWARD TO? And everyone can’t pick the same thing, so only one person gets to claim the controversial Sergio and Trout contract/minutes hold out that they are planning as we speak, and the subsequent 37 game win streak after we remove their negative energy from the team.

Mortimer

by Mortimer on Sep 3, 2008 3:11 AM PDT   0 recs

The first

Fast break started by an Oden block and ending up in a dunk.

BEdgers

by Sabonis4Ever on Sep 3, 2008 3:19 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

...the dunk also by Oden, shattering the backboard.

It’s gonna happen. By jeebus, it’s going to happen.

by grimc on Sep 3, 2008 10:53 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Yes!

Oden doesn’t merely block the shot; he snuffs it out like a candle, smothering it. He then outlets to Blake or Rudy, who hits LaMarcus streaking far ahead of his man for a slam. The opposing coach immediately calls a time out to rally his shell-shocked team. The whole sequence lasts a mere four seconds, but it marks the dawn of a new age.

"We don't back down to nobody." --Joel Przybilla

by hurryup09 on Sep 3, 2008 8:50 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

The trade deadline, then free agency time, and then next year's draft

I hope next year we draft Tyler Hansbrough. I think he’s the perfect scrappy guy off the bench to make the other team’s bigs angry.

Now watch someone trash Hansbrough. If they do, I’m going to check their comment history and see if they ever said the Blazers are too deep and need to consolidate talent or the are one of those folks that think we need 15 starters on the roster.

Did I ever tell you you're my hero?

by tominhawaii on Sep 3, 2008 3:30 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I could see that, if Raef and maybe Diogu would be no longer on the roster we need more frontcourt players

Guess his ceiling isn’t way higher than what he does now due to his physical limits, but he could be a good scrappy player who fights for position and rebounds and gets a few hustle baskets. And his projected position just outside the lottery to the low 20s might match our draft position if we sneak into the playoffs on 7 or 8.

Odenied: Asked whether he noticed Oden favoring his right knee, Frye dismissed it entirely. "He favors dunking on your head, that's what he favors."

by Norsktroll on Sep 3, 2008 3:53 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

We'll have to see who gets hurt this year also...

…………………………. there’s some theoretical chance that the Blazers are pretty much set with the cards they have now.

You don’t hit on 20…

"TominHawaii's real name is Hubert and he's a rancher in Burns."

by timbo on Sep 3, 2008 9:35 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Hah!

A toughness post by Tom! You say we need a scrappy, versatile tough guy off the bench? Why don’t you just call him a “Maxsap” while you’re at it, you plagarizer??

[OK, I cannot tell a lie: my friend Hugs, bored with my constant calls for a Maxiell/ Millsap type, dubbed the term.]

"We don't back down to nobody." --Joel Przybilla

by hurryup09 on Sep 3, 2008 8:55 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Nah, it's a grittiness post

Did I ever tell you you're my hero?

by tominhawaii on Sep 4, 2008 3:22 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

The faces and helpless gestures of opposing teams and their fans when they realize Oden is for real

A happy deja-vu, almost every night…
People slowly start to realize what kind of player is coming at them. I read more and more things like “yeah, but technically he is not a rookie, he got paid last year” to argue why he shouldn’t win rookie awards. And reasonable peeps from other fan-bases start to wonder how well he will match up with the top centers in the league, too. Of course the haters already / still scream “bust”, that’s why I look forward to their reactions the most.

I’ll leave the Rudy highlights to Amlmart.

Odenied: Asked whether he noticed Oden favoring his right knee, Frye dismissed it entirely. "He favors dunking on your head, that's what he favors."

by Norsktroll on Sep 3, 2008 3:31 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Oh yeah!

That lineup is absolutely SICK! You’ve got to be joking! Are those guys all on the same team?

Bayless at the point. Rudy at SG. Roy at SF. Aldridge and Oden. No stopping that team.

Me, I’m looking forward to watching Phil Jackson bury his face in his hands after Kobe throws a towel or something at one of the Blazers.

The perfect is the enemy of the good.

by vavoom on Sep 3, 2008 8:37 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I can't believe no one's mentioned this yet

I’m looking forward to the controversial Sergio and Trout contract/minutes hold out.

by Corvid on Sep 3, 2008 11:26 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

The first time Oden throws a drop step and dunks it in Andrew Bynums face..

And the entire Staples center goes quiet like a grave..

"Why would we lie to ourselves dude?"
"Be excellent to each other."
"All we are is dust in the wind, dude."
"Strange things are afoot at the Circle K."

The Wisdom of Bill S Preston Esquire and Ted Theodore Logan

by GreatOden'sRaven on Sep 3, 2008 2:16 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Quick question

I got married two years ago from yesterday and forgot my anniversary. The good news is, is that I think my wife forgot it too. My question is what should I do?

Did I ever tell you you're my hero?

by tominhawaii on Sep 3, 2008 3:32 AM PDT   0 recs

A surprise weekend trip?

Odenied: Asked whether he noticed Oden favoring his right knee, Frye dismissed it entirely. "He favors dunking on your head, that's what he favors."

by Norsktroll on Sep 3, 2008 3:37 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Good Idea

I have a four day weekend coming up.

Did I ever tell you you're my hero?

by tominhawaii on Sep 3, 2008 3:39 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

uhhh

Bet she didnt forget it – thats danger zone there.

by BigDaddy72 on Sep 3, 2008 4:52 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Nah, I think she did

Her sister just left yesterday after being here two weeks. I think we both missed it. last year we had a talk a week or two before and agreed not to buy each other gifts because we were going on a trip. This year we had her sister here and we go to Portland next month so we should have had the same discussion. I think she forgot too.

Did I ever tell you you're my hero?

by tominhawaii on Sep 3, 2008 5:04 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

ok....start acting upset

don’t say why. Let her drag it out of you.Tell that she forgot your aniversary….and you waited to bring it up till sis left!! You will be set for life!! Anytime you are in trouble…just say “Remember that time you forgot our aniversary!!. It is like a "get out jail free” card!!!

Styx -"I'm schizophrenic....and so am I"

by 92wastheyear on Sep 3, 2008 6:10 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Nice Plan

Don’t know if she’ll fall for it though. Maybe shed a couple tears to look more convincing.

"I eat polar bears and babies"
~Sophia 08/25/08

by twiggs on Sep 3, 2008 6:36 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

You're doomed. Doomed, I say...

"TominHawaii's real name is Hubert and he's a rancher in Burns."

by timbo on Sep 3, 2008 9:32 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Dream on, Tom

As Timbo said, you’re doomed. A woman will forget her wedding anniversary the day a Blazer fan forgets to watch an NBA playoff finals Game 7—featuring the Blazers.

"We don't back down to nobody." --Joel Przybilla

by hurryup09 on Sep 3, 2008 9:05 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

My wife forgot our wedding aniversary

in writing….twice. So it happens…trust me

Styx -"I'm schizophrenic....and so am I"

by 92wastheyear on Sep 3, 2008 9:35 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Ditto

My wife forgot our 12th anniversary last year. I’m still coasting on that one…

by DonkeyShins on Sep 3, 2008 10:05 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

OK, there's an exception to every rule

No doubt there’s a brain-damaged Blazer fan out there who will forget to watch Game 7 of a Finals featuring the Blazers. After they’ve won 10 straight championships, that is.

"We don't back down to nobody." --Joel Przybilla

by hurryup09 on Sep 4, 2008 12:50 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Ditto ditto ditto

Mine always forgets our date also, but we ain’t married yet, so our date is our decided “started going steady” date.

We met while travelling and then started “dating” months later so there wasn’t a definitive date to claim as our start date, so we picked one… and she always always always forgets it.

In fact, it’s coming up in less than 2 weeks and I am positive she has no idea.

So, woman do forget. Probably women who have more to dwell on than just remembering dates in hopes of catching a man forgetting that date and then they get to get mad at the hubbie! Most of my friends’ ladies just wanna find sumthin’ to get mad about, right fellas?

Women…

Mortimer

by Mortimer on Sep 4, 2008 9:45 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Not my wife

I find ways of getting in trouble without her help.

Did I ever tell you you're my hero?

by tominhawaii on Sep 4, 2008 9:53 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

ouch

well, it would seem hard to believe your wife would forget your anniversary… women dont forget that stuff, they live for it, and Id say not only has she not forgotten, she’ll never forget.
If she’s not talking about it, and acting as if nothing happened Id worry about that.

I think you need to bite the bullet on this one. You should not have forgotten that one-bottom line. Good luck bra

"In this galaxy alone there's a mathematical probability of three million Earth-type planets, and in all the universe three million million galaxies like this one, and in all that only one of each of us." -- Dr McCoy.

by bow4meow on Sep 3, 2008 8:47 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I'm good to go

Here is an IM from my wife:
 
Wife says:
hi honey
Wife says:
thanks for the message.
Wife says:
I can’t believe I forgot it was our anniversary

Did I ever tell you you're my hero?

by tominhawaii on Sep 3, 2008 9:55 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Nex IM says:

Why didn’t you remind me?

Odenied: Asked whether he noticed Oden favoring his right knee, Frye dismissed it entirely. "He favors dunking on your head, that's what he favors."

by Norsktroll on Sep 3, 2008 9:57 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

She blamed work

It’s “closing.” She was mad she forgot because she can’t use it against me that I forgot. It’s a wash.

Did I ever tell you you're my hero?

by tominhawaii on Sep 3, 2008 10:11 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Well I'm glad it all worked out for ya

"I eat polar bears and babies"
~Sophia 08/25/08

by twiggs on Sep 3, 2008 12:35 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Yeah

I don’t plan on doing it again. She’s cool like that. We didn’t get married to celebrate a date. We got married because it is true love always and we celebrate out love watching Blazers games.

I have a tattoo on my arm that says:
Tom
Hearts
Khara
TLA

But the heart is a picture of a real human heart and the TLA is all connected together and it made out of barbed wire.

Did I ever tell you you're my hero?

by tominhawaii on Sep 3, 2008 3:21 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

oh puhlease... dont go delusional on me

I worried about this sort of thing happening all day… look bra—-

your wife IM’s you to say she cant believe she forgot it was your anniversary???

Danger, Will Robinson, Danger! or in Trek vernacular— Red Alert!! Shields up!! Arm the photonic cannon!!!

Im trying to be sincere but honest here. When she drops you an IM saying she cant believe she forgot—- well, do I have to say it. She didnt forget. She’s giving you a reminder, and chance for redemption. It is not going to involve rationalizing your universal amor for each other. She knows you forgot, and is trying to point you to the easy path out. You owe your wife — BIG TIME. If you are lucky enough to have a woman half as nice as you describe, the least you owe her is an apology, a nice dinner at a nice restaurant, flowers, candy, a gift certificate for shoes and lotions, and at the very fricking least a bent knee in begness of forgiving and a promise not to let it happen again.

Tatoo’s are like promises—- all show, seldom grow.

Be a man and get down on your knees and cry for her unwarranted loyalty.

"In this galaxy alone there's a mathematical probability of three million Earth-type planets, and in all the universe three million million galaxies like this one, and in all that only one of each of us." -- Dr McCoy.