Junk Drawer - Friday, September 26th, 2008
by BlueBooYay on Sep 26, 2008 5:02 AM PDT
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That's right. Friday, the last work day, before you hit the highway.
This FanPost may need to last through the weekend. Let's see how much junk gets thrown in here today. Should be a BIG Day.
A few random words to consider;
blue, chompers, Cheese ,fromage, get-r-dun, inceptisol, Large, port-wine stain, lithotripter, invisibility, nitrinol, shavlik, Slamma-Jama, tyvek, ultra, variable, what and x-ray.
Also identify these various icons (use as needed);
Goood Morning, BEdgers
A Beaver linky, MuWhaHaHa! Big News here Baby!
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Darn U
I was busy formattin’ my BEAVERS post and in you stuck at 5:darn 17 in the mornin’!
"You're really making me feel good about myself, little man," says Oden as he starts dancing after scoring a goal. "You better come harder than that."
by BlueBooYay on Sep 26, 2008 5:36 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
East coast. I came in a little after 8.
Why? I dunno.
Got some good Portland weather here today in NYC. Dark and wet.
http://www.myspace.com/y5k
by Y5k on Sep 26, 2008 5:37 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
All Righty Then
With this Linky you can keep track o’ the Weather in Tillamook, OR 97141
"You're really making me feel good about myself, little man," says Oden as he starts dancing after scoring a goal. "You better come harder than that."
by BlueBooYay on Sep 26, 2008 5:44 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That link smells like cow crap ... and cheese.
http://www.myspace.com/y5k
by Y5k on Sep 26, 2008 5:47 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
actually, it’s pretty cool.
does every Oregon city have one? (link, not smell)
http://www.myspace.com/y5k
by Y5k on Sep 26, 2008 5:48 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is our PUD
No one else’s.
"You're really making me feel good about myself, little man," says Oden as he starts dancing after scoring a goal. "You better come harder than that."
by BlueBooYay on Sep 26, 2008 5:50 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You can pound yours
If ya gots one. but you will not know, which way the wind blows.
"You're really making me feel good about myself, little man," says Oden as he starts dancing after scoring a goal. "You better come harder than that."
by BlueBooYay on Sep 26, 2008 5:54 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Looks like Blueboo beat you to it, tom.
http://www.myspace.com/y5k
by Y5k on Sep 26, 2008 6:12 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I could make a dirty joke about that weather.
Blazers Edge has an alarmist vision
by tominhawaii on Sep 26, 2008 6:09 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
... yes tom ...
http://www.myspace.com/y5k
by Y5k on Sep 26, 2008 6:11 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You know
“Dark and wet” like a ___________ .
Blazers Edge has an alarmist vision
by tominhawaii on Sep 26, 2008 6:13 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Volkswagon Beetle’s tailpipe?
http://www.myspace.com/y5k
by Y5k on Sep 26, 2008 6:15 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bowformeow’s avatar.
Ha, ha, I kill me.
Blazers Edge has an alarmist vision
by tominhawaii on Sep 26, 2008 6:16 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lil black kitty!
http://www.myspace.com/y5k
by Y5k on Sep 26, 2008 6:28 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think he hooked up with...
… that Glutronamin Babe, that’s been hangin’ round here,
"You're really making me feel good about myself, little man," says Oden as he starts dancing after scoring a goal. "You better come harder than that."
by BlueBooYay on Sep 26, 2008 6:32 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
thats not right
you are just jealous because I was the only one with enough sack to predict the outcome of the trojan shredding and explain why it happened before it did. Ditka did not beat the 400 point spread.
"meow." -- My cat Bonzi wondering why Rudy Fernandez shouldn't start.
by bow4meow on Sep 26, 2008 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah! Go Beaves!
To be honest, I didn’t think they had a snow balls chance. Sometimes I LOVE to be proven wrong.
My favorite teams are the Blazers and any team that is playing the Lakers.
by OCBlazerFan1 on Sep 26, 2008 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I miss JamesOn
Blazers Edge has an alarmist vision
by tominhawaii on Sep 26, 2008 5:29 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I missed 'im dis morning too
"You're really making me feel good about myself, little man," says Oden as he starts dancing after scoring a goal. "You better come harder than that."
by BlueBooYay on Sep 26, 2008 5:37 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gotta rec you for that
Me too. And Dheepan.
by Corvid on Sep 26, 2008 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Where has Dheepan gone, anyway?
I miss his theological grammatical ecumenical systematical posts.
"I think that the team that wins game five will win the series. Unless we lose game five."
Who else? Charles Barkley
by prezofdeath on Sep 26, 2008 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
To college
St. Bayno's 120 Haiku Prospects: Nicolas Batum in the paint—prairie grass, blown by wind. Jerryd Bayless—leaps over a kite string, and keeps going.
by Norsktroll on Sep 26, 2008 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeh well I'm at college too and I sure haven't seen him. This is junk!
"I think that the team that wins game five will win the series. Unless we lose game five."
Who else? Charles Barkley
by prezofdeath on Sep 26, 2008 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't worry, Tom
Here I am. Hold the applause. No, for reals, stop clapping. OK, go ahead. All right, wind it on down…good.
I’ve been moving into my on-campus apartment (which is actually pretty damn nice by the way, although my roommate is from Denmark…I know, right? Danes…ewwww) and whatnot is why I haven’t been around. I’ll probably be gone Dheepan-style pretty soon, as class starts on Monday for me. I’ve been waiting for the season to start so there could be something of substance to talk about that hasn’t been discussed in 15 fanposts already, but then I realized that the season starting means I won’t be around anymore. I came here after spring term ended to have another hobby for the summer originally. We have come a long way together in that time. I love you all so very much. Except for…well you already know who you are. Yes, YOU.
Salaam.
by JamesOn on Sep 26, 2008 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good to have you back
If even just to say you won’t be around.
When asked about his thoughts during the Olympic games about playing against Kobe Bryant and Dwight Howard, Rudy responded "My first thought was respect. My second thought was to kick their ass".
Man I love him.
by twiggs on Sep 26, 2008 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thank you
That’s a kind thing to say. Especially after some of the things I’ve said about Rudy being slackjawed and all…at least it seems like you got that I was only messing around about all that. Though he is kinda…nevermind. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Behold him, twiggs. Behold him good.
Salaam.
by JamesOn on Sep 26, 2008 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
thanks jameson
I appreciate it. Good luck in school, you gotta keep us informed.
When asked about his thoughts during the Olympic games about playing against Kobe Bryant and Dwight Howard, Rudy responded "My first thought was respect. My second thought was to kick their ass".
Man I love him.
by twiggs on Sep 26, 2008 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We should have a JamesOn memorial thread if you're really abandoning us.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
by annthefan on Sep 26, 2008 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll miss him ever so much.
Blazers Edge has an alarmist vision
by tominhawaii on Sep 27, 2008 2:39 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh ya, by the way...
Who kicks #1 arse?
Beaves Do, that’s Who!
GO BEAVERS!
Who Beats #1, Who is #1?
we are Orange 
with a lil’ bit o’ Black We are;
OSU BEAVERS!
"You're really making me feel good about myself, little man," says Oden as he starts dancing after scoring a goal. "You better come harder than that."
by BlueBooYay on Sep 26, 2008 5:32 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm still torn....
…………………………………. Boise State beats Ducks v. OSU topping USC…
Tom’s right: I do take more joy in the Broncos taking it to the guys with the $200 helmet paint-jobs in their house. That was sweet. The Beavers knocking USC out of the national title picture was bittersweet…
Probably because I like both Boise State and USC… The Ducks and particularly their fans? Not so much…
t
"TominHawaii's real name is Hubert and he's a rancher in Burns."
by timbo on Sep 26, 2008 8:19 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Here are links to the local reports of the Beavo game...
Cliff Kirkpatrick commentary (Corvallis GT)
OSU Defense has its Day. (Corvallis GT)
Photo Gallery (Corvallis GT)
"TominHawaii's real name is Hubert and he's a rancher in Burns."
by timbo on Sep 26, 2008 8:29 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Did you run out onto the field?
St. Bayno's 120 Haiku Prospects: Nicolas Batum in the paint—prairie grass, blown by wind. Jerryd Bayless—leaps over a kite string, and keeps going.
by Norsktroll on Sep 26, 2008 8:33 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Feild was dug up by a Track-Hoe...
…put in dump trucks and taken to The Hall O’ Fame, for future reverence.
"You're really making me feel good about myself, little man," says Oden as he starts dancing after scoring a goal. "You better come harder than that."
by BlueBooYay on Sep 26, 2008 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought it was just because it smelled like cow feces
Like the rest of Oregon State’s campus.
by BlazerD on Sep 26, 2008 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
+1
"Thank God those nightmarish booty-less days are behind us. I blame cocaine."-Mortimer
I detest that man who hides one thing in the depths of his heart, and speaks for another. - Homer
That was a very hard winter,
and it was just like one long night,
with me lying awake, waiting and waiting and waiting
for daybreak.
- Black Elk
1881
The wild hawk stood with the down on his beak And stared with his foot on the prey. - Lord Alfred Tennyson
by BlazerFan1 on Sep 26, 2008 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
PSHHH
Beaver fans are way worse than Duck fans. I’ve never heard of Duck fans throwing a dead beaver at Beaver fans. Ducks fans are refined, educated, and couth.
Blazers Edge has an alarmist vision
by tominhawaii on Sep 26, 2008 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I gots a least a dozen dead ducks in my freezer now.
Just waitin’ ‘n hopin’ ‘n plottin’ ‘n singin’
The Dead Duck Doo Rah Rahs
"You're really making me feel good about myself, little man," says Oden as he starts dancing after scoring a goal. "You better come harder than that."
by BlueBooYay on Sep 26, 2008 9:38 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
lets see how can I turn this into a political junk drawer?
oh yea, Barack Obama’s brother in law is the Beavers new Basketball Head Coach.
:)
Sophia
"Thank God those nightmarish booty-less days are behind us. I blame cocaine."-Mortimer
I detest that man who hides one thing in the depths of his heart, and speaks for another. - Homer
That was a very hard winter,
and it was just like one long night,
with me lying awake, waiting and waiting and waiting
for daybreak.
- Black Elk
1881
The wild hawk stood with the down on his beak And stared with his foot on the prey. - Lord Alfred Tennyson
by BlazerFan1 on Sep 26, 2008 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hope you son joins ballet instead of basketball
Blazers Edge has an alarmist vision
by tominhawaii on Sep 26, 2008 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HAHA :)
He actually likes boxing. He’s in the 102 percentile for his age in height and weight and he wants 2 be a boxer … he could be 6’8 .. boxing? gawd..
SOphia
"Thank God those nightmarish booty-less days are behind us. I blame cocaine."-Mortimer
I detest that man who hides one thing in the depths of his heart, and speaks for another. - Homer
That was a very hard winter,
and it was just like one long night,
with me lying awake, waiting and waiting and waiting
for daybreak.
- Black Elk
1881
The wild hawk stood with the down on his beak And stared with his foot on the prey. - Lord Alfred Tennyson
by BlazerFan1 on Sep 26, 2008 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Watch out Tom, or you might get a fat lip from a 4-year-old kid named Sophia Junior.
http://www.myspace.com/y5k
by Y5k on Sep 26, 2008 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL
"Thank God those nightmarish booty-less days are behind us. I blame cocaine."-Mortimer
I detest that man who hides one thing in the depths of his heart, and speaks for another. - Homer
That was a very hard winter,
and it was just like one long night,
with me lying awake, waiting and waiting and waiting
for daybreak.
- Black Elk
1881
The wild hawk stood with the down on his beak And stared with his foot on the prey. - Lord Alfred Tennyson
by BlazerFan1 on Sep 26, 2008 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He could be as tall as Quiz Rodgers
# 10 Top Charles Barkley Quote: On the Portland Trail Blazers (back when they were known as the Jail Blazers) serving Thanksgiving meals: "In between arrests they do community service."
by BlazermaniacAndy on Sep 26, 2008 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
the 102nd percentile?
"meow." -- My cat Bonzi wondering why Rudy Fernandez shouldn't start.
by bow4meow on Sep 27, 2008 7:53 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We're just smarter than you
Don’t worry, we get that all the time. :)
by BlazerD on Sep 26, 2008 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gotta hand it to the Beavs.
Anytime a 25 point underdog takes over like that, you’ve got to respect it.
So is this their turning point…the launching pad ala Oregon’s “The Pick”?
superfluous
by lukeyhere on Sep 26, 2008 8:32 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am an Oregon Fan
But watching that game last night, I couldn’t help but root for OSU. Good for the Bevs, I hope they can keep it up the rest of the year.
by usmcr3049 on Sep 26, 2008 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah
I was rooting for them too. I want them to win every game but the Civil War. I just like to pick on them because their fans get so riled up so easily. The only bad thing was the USC loss. We got no one undefeated in the Pac 10 now.
Blazers Edge has an alarmist vision
by tominhawaii on Sep 26, 2008 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
the Bev's?
I must be grumpy this a.m.
"meow." -- My cat Bonzi wondering why Rudy Fernandez shouldn't start.
by bow4meow on Sep 27, 2008 7:55 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I went to a couple games in college...
…………………………………… “the Bevs” would be a good team nickname for OSU fans of that era.
I doubt this has changed. ¡Viva boda bags!
"TominHawaii's real name is Hubert and he's a rancher in Burns."
by timbo on Sep 27, 2008 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Power Ranking
this has been out for a while, but somehow I missed it.
USA Today (that paper you buy in the airport or train station and nowhere else) has us at #5 under Barfston, L(oosers)A(lways), Brand New New Orleans and San Antoonieo.
http://www.myspace.com/y5k
by Y5k on Sep 26, 2008 5:46 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Looks like Thunder Dan can't even play in Europe anymore (via HoopsHype)
That’s too bad. A few months ago I thought he could still be a nice backup in the NBA
According to mondobasket.it Air Avellino is on the lookout for a replacement point-guard. The reason behind that is the problem that Dan Dickau is having with persistent back pains. Dan Dickau was their most expensive transfer (close to 1.1 million dollars) and they had high hopes for him but the condition of his back gives them now something to worry about.
Dickau has more than 300 games in the NBA in total and he played there for 6 years so we’re talking about a very experienced and skilled player with great offensive talent. Dickau averaged 5.3 points 1.4 rebounds and 2.6 assists in 67 games with the LA Clippers last season.
St. Bayno's 120 Haiku Prospects: Nicolas Batum in the paint—prairie grass, blown by wind. Jerryd Bayless—leaps over a kite string, and keeps going.
by Norsktroll on Sep 26, 2008 6:42 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I like how
the second sentence of the last paragraph seems to contradict the first.
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
by jonestr on Sep 26, 2008 8:44 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, I read that and was like, “Hu?”
http://www.myspace.com/y5k
by Y5k on Sep 26, 2008 9:12 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A fast blue car drove by this morning, I was amazed becuase there was an elder gentalman who had to be 80, missing his chompers working hard on his Cheese-burger, and I mean this guy was fromage unknown. Ancient I tell you, all I could say as he was working on that burger, was get-r-dun, I almost broke out my inceptisol tazer lazer blaster and put a Large hole in the poor guy, that’s how bad I felt for him, As soon as his wife returned to the gentalmans table she didn’t make me feel any better about the poor guy, as she seemed to be the kind of wife no man ever wanted, after trying to explain to her that he frogot their teeth, she threw a fit and spilled her cheap glass of wine, meanwhile the hostest of the little brothel franticly tried to remove the port-wine stain, she drug out her lithotripter, squirted a little invisibility solution on to it, and I think I seen her use a little nitrinol she looked as if she was having the roughest time with it, so I figured I was doing people favors today, I went ahead and called shavlik my private hebrew carpet cleaner. he was over in a jiffy, and upon completeing his task he let out a god awful “Slamma-Jama” and said "tha’d be twenty bucks please.,tyvek the hostesss’ name, turned and seemed please with an ultra thin smile, she seemed as if there were a diffrent variable mixed in with the chemicals that our little hebrew friend used, and low and behold, she had an x-ray machine to find the truth!!!.
I'VE NO PROOF. NONE. NADA. I BASE MY OPINION ON FAITH AND FATE ALONE. BEFORE IT'S DOUBTED AND THROWN UNDER THE RUG, READ THIS AND TELL ME FATE DOES NOT EXIST.
May 23, 2006
"And come on now, really...had we gotten the #1 selection would we have been happy or just talking about how our cursed luck continues because this is the first year that high schoolers (and thus Greg Oden) aren't allowed in the draft? Save it for next year guys...save it for next year."
--Dave
a tribute to what it was, and the way it is. Mad respect Dave.
by faith on Sep 26, 2008 7:02 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
dam
"You're really making me feel good about myself, little man," says Oden as he starts dancing after scoring a goal. "You better come harder than that."
by BlueBooYay on Sep 26, 2008 7:16 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dear sir,
I am Nigerian royalty — prince of the kingdom of Shavlik.
Recent political upheaval has caused great turmoil in my country and it is for this reason that I request your help.
My family fortune, more than $500 million U.S. dollars, must be transferred to a U.S. bank before midnight tonight. If you are willing to help me, and you swear to be an honest broker in this deal, I will reward you with 10 percent.
Please send to me your U.S. bank account number so that the appropriate transfer can be made before the fortune is lost to those who will only use it for their political will, not the good of my people, the Nigerian Shavlikian minority.
God be with you,
Prince Randolph Shavlik VII and family
shavlikgetyergayoffme2007@yahoo.com.ng
http://www.myspace.com/y5k
by Y5k on Sep 26, 2008 7:21 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
dam!
"You're really making me feel good about myself, little man," says Oden as he starts dancing after scoring a goal. "You better come harder than that."
by BlueBooYay on Sep 26, 2008 7:53 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
it scary how good that 'email' sounds
"Thank God those nightmarish booty-less days are behind us. I blame cocaine."-Mortimer
I detest that man who hides one thing in the depths of his heart, and speaks for another. - Homer
That was a very hard winter,
and it was just like one long night,
with me lying awake, waiting and waiting and waiting
for daybreak.
- Black Elk
1881
The wild hawk stood with the down on his beak And stared with his foot on the prey. - Lord Alfred Tennyson
by BlazerFan1 on Sep 26, 2008 9:11 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
(years of journalism experience has a dark side)
http://www.myspace.com/y5k
by Y5k on Sep 26, 2008 9:13 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol...
I’d be happy to help, but I’m gonna need to tax that 500 mil for a bit more than 10%, how about I take your cash, donate half to jscots administration for campaigning needs, and find you a nice home in hawaii under toms house in his teenie bopper prison? square?
routing number 7890078900
and the ex’s account number 9875585227876
;) that’s funny.
I'VE NO PROOF. NONE. NADA. I BASE MY OPINION ON FAITH AND FATE ALONE. BEFORE IT'S DOUBTED AND THROWN UNDER THE RUG, READ THIS AND TELL ME FATE DOES NOT EXIST.
May 23, 2006
"And come on now, really...had we gotten the #1 selection would we have been happy or just talking about how our cursed luck continues because this is the first year that high schoolers (and thus Greg Oden) aren't allowed in the draft? Save it for next year guys...save it for next year."
--Dave
a tribute to what it was, and the way it is. Mad respect Dave.
by faith on Sep 26, 2008 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It becomes less funny
when you say how funny your own joke is.
On that note, I always thought that when someone writes LOL after their own joke, it just comes off as poor taste. Because you’re laughing at your own joke doesn’t make it funny. It just makes you that awkward guy that is laughing at his own joke while everyone else is just watching.
by einman77 on Sep 27, 2008 4:36 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sometimes we are condemned to self-satisfaction.
Not that bad.
The Midnight Rambler. Born to make mistakes.
by amlmart1 on Sep 27, 2008 6:59 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
that guy who laughs at his own jokes
good call… typically that guy will laugh at his joke right in your face, and as you slowly back away , the guy moves in even closer still laughing and says " Oh, C’mon dude…. that’s funny!"
Its like since he finds it so funny, I should too.
"meow." -- My cat Bonzi wondering why Rudy Fernandez shouldn't start.
by bow4meow on Sep 27, 2008 8:06 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You know, I know a guy excatly like that
At that point you just have to strap on the fake smile, try and throw in a chuckle or two and say “yeah that’s funny” so you appease the guy, he backs off and you can get away from that uncomfortable situation.
by einman77 on Sep 27, 2008 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
oops.
I was refering to the yk5’s comment of being funny, not that I don’t think I’m a funny guy, it just didn’t read the way I ment it.
Happens alot, I’ll take a note from that though.
thanks.
"the Knicks are an ongoing experiment in sporting altruism, with the motto "We suck, so you don't have to." This is the designing principle. Stop overcomplicating things."
-jawaan oldham
by faith on Sep 27, 2008 8:17 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
you're still ok
I thought it was actually kinda funny but I also agree einman77.
What cracked me up was wondering how many Bedgers have tried to access that particular account. Do you know what bank its from?
"meow." -- My cat Bonzi wondering why Rudy Fernandez shouldn't start.
by bow4meow on Sep 27, 2008 8:22 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
haven't a clue.
I’ve never been able to remember any number bigger than a social security number, or a phone number, so I just made it up, there were a few ex’s back then that probably deserve something like that. But it’s a dummy number.
but if anyone was malicious enough to take a wack at it and suceeded, I WAN’T HALF!!!! ;)
"the Knicks are an ongoing experiment in sporting altruism, with the motto "We suck, so you don't have to." This is the designing principle. Stop overcomplicating things."
-jawaan oldham
by faith on Sep 27, 2008 8:27 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I didn't mean to be harsh
and I can see where you’re coming from. The whole LOL craze when people laugh at their own jokes is driving me crazy though. I saw this as an opening to address it. Even though the reasoning for my opening argument seems to be standing on false ground, the premise is still true.
On that note, if you feel you need to write an LOL in order to signify what you say is a joke, you might want to reword your joke. If people get to the LOL part and then realize that what you said before was a joke and they are confused, you’re just kind of laughing at them being confused in their minds.
by einman77 on Sep 27, 2008 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah
I only like LOL for when you really LOL or if it’s more tongue and cheek and the LOL kind of works as a wink.
Blazers Edge has an alarmist vision
by tominhawaii on Sep 27, 2008 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How does Shavlik Randolph fit the current Blazer culture?
He is, after all, the douchiest of all douchebags. Not to mention the fact that he bites people.
If somebody hits you with an object you should beat the hell out of them.-Charles Barkley
by Winchester on Sep 26, 2008 8:12 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Maybe it's the plan that the regulars are supposed to hate this guy and not each other
St. Bayno's 120 Haiku Prospects: Nicolas Batum in the paint—prairie grass, blown by wind. Jerryd Bayless—leaps over a kite string, and keeps going.
by Norsktroll on Sep 26, 2008 8:20 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A common enemy.
Could KP’s planning brilliance extend that far?
superfluous
by lukeyhere on Sep 26, 2008 8:28 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dude, that's Steve Blake he's biting, isn't it?
I don’t think Steve forgets those kind of things. If I was Shavvy, I would watch my back. Flying chairs tend to make your neck sore.
"I think that the team that wins game five will win the series. Unless we lose game five."
Who else? Charles Barkley
by prezofdeath on Sep 26, 2008 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
don't know if shavvy is savvy.
but I suspect that he’s just there for practice and preseason time.
We cannot put up with this flagrant lack of accountability anymore.
by MT Suit on Sep 26, 2008 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
“the douchiest of all douchebags”
Well said, my friend.
So many pictures of him out there getting worked:
but this one will summarize his short stint in Portland best:
http://www.myspace.com/y5k
by Y5k on Sep 26, 2008 8:32 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HAHA McCants
FLOP
:)
Sophia
PS yeah I know he isnt TERRIBLE but definitly not performing / living up to the hype.
"Thank God those nightmarish booty-less days are behind us. I blame cocaine."-Mortimer
I detest that man who hides one thing in the depths of his heart, and speaks for another. - Homer
That was a very hard winter,
and it was just like one long night,
with me lying awake, waiting and waiting and waiting
for daybreak.
- Black Elk
1881
The wild hawk stood with the down on his beak And stared with his foot on the prey. - Lord Alfred Tennyson
by BlazerFan1 on Sep 26, 2008 9:19 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But it’s his persona that gets me more than anything.
I have trouble with vocal homophobes. They should be in the closet about it … especially the ones who are so obviously, um, well let’s not out anyone here today. (cough) Shavlik (cough)
http://www.myspace.com/y5k
by Y5k on Sep 26, 2008 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
im 100% in agreement
it belies insecurities
reveals ignorance
indicates emotional weakness
inspires pity
Sophia
"Thank God those nightmarish booty-less days are behind us. I blame cocaine."-Mortimer
I detest that man who hides one thing in the depths of his heart, and speaks for another. - Homer
That was a very hard winter,
and it was just like one long night,
with me lying awake, waiting and waiting and waiting
for daybreak.
- Black Elk
1881
The wild hawk stood with the down on his beak And stared with his foot on the prey. - Lord Alfred Tennyson
by BlazerFan1 on Sep 26, 2008 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They brought him in for
Greg to eat. He needs some Duke protein. The other, other white meat. McRandolph, it’s what’s for Greg’s dinner. Seriously though, why? I hate the guy. Keep the beard or Luke. Much better culture fit.
My favorite teams are the Blazers and any team that is playing the Lakers.
by OCBlazerFan1 on Sep 26, 2008 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oden's gonna drill him into the floor.
I love it.
http://www.myspace.com/y5k
by Y5k on Sep 26, 2008 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He better not try that this year to Blake!
Blake will UFC his butt!
My favorite teams are the Blazers and any team that is playing the Lakers.
by OCBlazerFan1 on Sep 26, 2008 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thanks for calling him a douche
Seriously, it fits him well. KP better have one helluva plan that involves ditching this guy for Hill. Can you imagine this douche in a Blazer uniform? Ech.
When asked about his thoughts during the Olympic games about playing against Kobe Bryant and Dwight Howard, Rudy responded "My first thought was respect. My second thought was to kick their ass".
Man I love him.
by twiggs on Sep 26, 2008 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And the ice cold Shavlik has no shot
Seriously, I just went through his old hotspot data. Even in his rookie season (2005) which so far was his best one he just made 50% from directly under the basket (42 out of 84). The rest is silence (15 shots from other zones, most misses). In 2006 it’s 19 of 40 from around the basket. And last year 4 of 13, brrr. The guy hasn’t made a 100 shots in three years and seen just enough game action for one season.
It’s like looking at a far worse Joel, only with 10% less accuracy under the basket, and lacking all the intangibles (and probably all the defensive strength). If I can’t get Shaun, by all means take Hill over that guy.
St. Bayno's 120 Haiku Prospects: Nicolas Batum in the paint—prairie grass, blown by wind. Jerryd Bayless—leaps over a kite string, and keeps going.
by Norsktroll on Sep 26, 2008 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jeez, what a lame-o
When asked about his thoughts during the Olympic games about playing against Kobe Bryant and Dwight Howard, Rudy responded "My first thought was respect. My second thought was to kick their ass".
Man I love him.
by twiggs on Sep 26, 2008 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pacers are trying to move Tinsley praising him like an old car or house where everybody feels something is wrong
Just watched an improvised press conference with Bird and their GM, and while they continued to claim Tinsley would be in great shape they don’t want to play him anymore, saying the starting spot will be battled out between Ford and Jarret Jack. Bird even tried to keep a straight face claiming Tinsley still had All-Star potential. It was ridiculous, since reportedly they have already removed his nameplate from his locker and want less to do with him than the Knicks with Marbury. They don’t want to buy him out, and no other team wants him. What do you do?
St. Bayno's 120 Haiku Prospects: Nicolas Batum in the paint—prairie grass, blown by wind. Jerryd Bayless—leaps over a kite string, and keeps going.
by Norsktroll on Sep 26, 2008 8:30 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
How bout those Knicks
resigning Allan Houston for his second comeback? What, like, NOW he’s going to put forth the effort to emerge as the superstar talent that he was capable of?
Word.
by joelor on Sep 26, 2008 9:37 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Awesome
Some Knicks fans are gonna go berserk if they end up signing Houston but shipped out Balkman before and didn’t even bother to look at the players they got for him (Taurean Green, Bobby Jones). They guy has more mileage on his body than Shaq, and unlike Shaq he is worthless when he just stands around. Houston re-signing Mutombo would make ten times more sense.
St. Bayno's 120 Haiku Prospects: Nicolas Batum in the paint—prairie grass, blown by wind. Jerryd Bayless—leaps over a kite string, and keeps going.
by Norsktroll on Sep 26, 2008 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can't see them doing much better for it.
I don’t think the Knicks will be a ton better. Houston isn’t young, and considering it is NY they will likely give him an insane contract ( hopefully nowhere near what they paid him previously ). I don’t see him being that great. And Coach D’ Antoni? Not that great a move. He did well in Phoenix sure, but the Knicks roster isn’t the second coming of that team. Another big name coach with big money. Probably not going to do that well. Similar to Larry Brown in his short high priced stint there.
by CanadianBlazerfan on Sep 26, 2008 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Even a columnist from the conservative National Review...
… Thinks Palin should drop out of the race.
http://article.nationalreview.com/?q=MDZiMDhjYTU1NmI5Y2MwZjg2MWNiMWMyYTUxZDkwNTE=#more
Enough said folks.
Boomshakalaka
by jksnake99 on Sep 26, 2008 9:43 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow.
That’s like Nader telling you: “Don’t bother buckling-up, we’re just going around the corner.”
http://www.myspace.com/y5k
by Y5k on Sep 26, 2008 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
LOL
Nadar.. although he has done so many good things for the “consumers” I think he has kinda lost his cookies. I rarely hear him say anything that made me like him in the first place . All it is now days is
Nadar.. although he has done so many good things for the “consumers” I think he has kinda lost his cookies. I rarely hear him say anything that made me like him in the first place . All it is now days is“i told you so”
Nadar.. although he has done so many good things for the “consumers” I think he has kinda lost his cookies. I rarely hear him say anything that made me like him in the first place . All it is now days is“i told you so”“repubs and dems are corrupt”
Nadar.. although he has done so many good things for the “consumers” I think he has kinda lost his cookies. I rarely hear him say anything that made me like him in the first place . All it is now days is“i told you so”“repubs and dems are corrupt”Sophia
"Thank God those nightmarish booty-less days are behind us. I blame cocaine."-Mortimer
I detest that man who hides one thing in the depths of his heart, and speaks for another. - Homer
That was a very hard winter,
and it was just like one long night,
with me lying awake, waiting and waiting and waiting
for daybreak.
- Black Elk
1881
The wild hawk stood with the down on his beak And stared with his foot on the prey. - Lord Alfred Tennyson
by BlazerFan1 on Sep 26, 2008 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Wow..
sorry
"Thank God those nightmarish booty-less days are behind us. I blame cocaine."-Mortimer
I detest that man who hides one thing in the depths of his heart, and speaks for another. - Homer
That was a very hard winter,
and it was just like one long night,
with me lying awake, waiting and waiting and waiting
for daybreak.
- Black Elk
1881
The wild hawk stood with the down on his beak And stared with his foot on the prey. - Lord Alfred Tennyson
by BlazerFan1 on Sep 26, 2008 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Put down the coffee, pick up the meds.
http://www.myspace.com/y5k
by Y5k on Sep 26, 2008 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HAHA
I honestly dont know why it did that. In my own defense I have had only 2 cups of coffee this morning.
Sophia
"Thank God those nightmarish booty-less days are behind us. I blame cocaine."-Mortimer
I detest that man who hides one thing in the depths of his heart, and speaks for another. - Homer
That was a very hard winter,
and it was just like one long night,
with me lying awake, waiting and waiting and waiting
for daybreak.
- Black Elk
1881
The wild hawk stood with the down on his beak And stared with his foot on the prey. - Lord Alfred Tennyson
by BlazerFan1 on Sep 26, 2008 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought you were off the coffee? I'm on the hangover from the night out at Last Thursday
# 10 Top Charles Barkley Quote: On the Portland Trail Blazers (back when they were known as the Jail Blazers) serving Thanksgiving meals: "In between arrests they do community service."
by BlazermaniacAndy on Sep 26, 2008 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm done with hangovers for a while.
Had a dooosey about two weeks ago. No more.
http://www.myspace.com/y5k
by Y5k on Sep 26, 2008 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I WAS SOO CLOSE TO POSTING THIS!!!
This is the type of shite that makes my blood boil.
She was the antithesis and nemesis of the hirsute, Birkenstock-wearing sisterhood — a refreshing feminist of a different order who personified the modern successful working mother.
I have never once owned a pair of berkenstocks in my life! How sexist of her to mention that.
Sophia
"Thank God those nightmarish booty-less days are behind us. I blame cocaine."-Mortimer
I detest that man who hides one thing in the depths of his heart, and speaks for another. - Homer
That was a very hard winter,
and it was just like one long night,
with me lying awake, waiting and waiting and waiting
for daybreak.
- Black Elk
1881
The wild hawk stood with the down on his beak And stared with his foot on the prey. - Lord Alfred Tennyson
by BlazerFan1 on Sep 26, 2008 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So you're saying you don't shave your pits then?
Why bother with the agonizing bikini wax if you look like you got Willie Nelson in a headlock?
Blazers Edge has an alarmist vision
by tominhawaii on Sep 26, 2008 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bikini wax doesn't hurt
??
You should know that Tom…
Sophia
"Thank God those nightmarish booty-less days are behind us. I blame cocaine."-Mortimer
I detest that man who hides one thing in the depths of his heart, and speaks for another. - Homer
That was a very hard winter,
and it was just like one long night,
with me lying awake, waiting and waiting and waiting
for daybreak.
- Black Elk
1881
The wild hawk stood with the down on his beak And stared with his foot on the prey. - Lord Alfred Tennyson
by BlazerFan1 on Sep 26, 2008 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That did though
"I think that the team that wins game five will win the series. Unless we lose game five."
Who else? Charles Barkley
by prezofdeath on Sep 26, 2008 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
G.B.'s take
"You're really making me feel good about myself, little man," says Oden as he starts dancing after scoring a goal. "You better come harder than that."
by BlueBooYay on Sep 26, 2008 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i cant read that ?
:(
"Thank God those nightmarish booty-less days are behind us. I blame cocaine."-Mortimer
I detest that man who hides one thing in the depths of his heart, and speaks for another. - Homer
That was a very hard winter,
and it was just like one long night,
with me lying awake, waiting and waiting and waiting
for daybreak.
- Black Elk
1881
The wild hawk stood with the down on his beak And stared with his foot on the prey. - Lord Alfred Tennyson
by BlazerFan1 on Sep 26, 2008 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can ... and it's funny as usually. Bravo Gary T.
http://www.myspace.com/y5k
by Y5k on Sep 26, 2008 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HAHA
seriously disturbing
"Thank God those nightmarish booty-less days are behind us. I blame cocaine."-Mortimer
I detest that man who hides one thing in the depths of his heart, and speaks for another. - Homer
That was a very hard winter,
and it was just like one long night,
with me lying awake, waiting and waiting and waiting
for daybreak.
- Black Elk
1881
The wild hawk stood with the down on his beak And stared with his foot on the prey. - Lord Alfred Tennyson
by BlazerFan1 on Sep 26, 2008 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I miss hot chicks in comics
Remember when Miss Buxley had some rockin’ cleavage in Beetle Bailey? Some bra burnin’ feminist like Sophia made them change it.
Blazers Edge has an alarmist vision
by tominhawaii on Sep 26, 2008 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dagwood's wife is totally hot too
Don’t forget about her.
And it might have been the Christians and not the feminists who made them tone down the sensuality.
We cannot put up with this flagrant lack of accountability anymore.
by MT Suit on Sep 26, 2008 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Blonde's her name
http://www.myspace.com/y5k
by Y5k on Sep 27, 2008 8:45 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ha! I broke up with a
High School girl friend because she came to school in Birkenstocks one day Of course, I was young, and stupid back then. But still…
Of course I have nothing against them now. More important stuff to worry about now.
My favorite teams are the Blazers and any team that is playing the Lakers.
by OCBlazerFan1 on Sep 26, 2008 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I didn't ask a woman on a second date because she talked with food in her mouth
Another one, in high school, I could have made whoopie with and declined because she had bad breath. I don’t regret either decision.
Blazers Edge has an alarmist vision
by tominhawaii on Sep 26, 2008 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
quote
“I could have made whoopie with…”
That reminds me of an old game show question…
“Where is the strangest place you have made whoopie?”
by usmcr3049 on Sep 26, 2008 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Anyone know the answer to this now (in)famous question?
by usmcr3049 on Sep 26, 2008 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I doo doo, I doo doo!
BUT someone else has to get it, IN THE END.
BOTTOM line, I’m being real ANAL about this HOLE point. I don’t want to BUTTress the notion that I am a know it all.
And #2, I want to share the joy similar to what one would feel after eating a HERSHEY bar, by not answering the question.
Mortimer
by Mortimer on Sep 26, 2008 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Whatever do you mean Morti?
When asked about his thoughts during the Olympic games about playing against Kobe Bryant and Dwight Howard, Rudy responded "My first thought was respect. My second thought was to kick their ass".
Man I love him.
by twiggs on Sep 26, 2008 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If still confused after Mort's subtle hints
superfluous
by lukeyhere on Sep 26, 2008 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm too afraid to click
"I think that the team that wins game five will win the series. Unless we lose game five."
Who else? Charles Barkley
by prezofdeath on Sep 26, 2008 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It does sound kinda bad doesn't it.
It’s just a link to a clip from the Newlywed gameshow. Harmless fun.
superfluous
by lukeyhere on Sep 26, 2008 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Newlywed gameshow?
Now I’m really afraid!
"I think that the team that wins game five will win the series. Unless we lose game five."
Who else? Charles Barkley
by prezofdeath on Sep 26, 2008 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Birkenstock line didn't bother me much
That’s just a stale stereotype, out of touch with reality. It was the notion of Paling being a “refreshing femanist” that set my teeth on edge.
by Corvid on Sep 26, 2008 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pretty much the whole situation is absurd
from a my point of view. I
Sophia
"Thank God those nightmarish booty-less days are behind us. I blame cocaine."-Mortimer
I detest that man who hides one thing in the depths of his heart, and speaks for another. - Homer
That was a very hard winter,
and it was just like one long night,
with me lying awake, waiting and waiting and waiting
for daybreak.
- Black Elk
1881
The wild hawk stood with the down on his beak And stared with his foot on the prey. - Lord Alfred Tennyson
by BlazerFan1 on Sep 26, 2008 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Whoops -- I mistyped Palin
Yes, Dr. Freud, I do believe Ms. Palin is paling. As in fading, getting dimmer, etc.
by Corvid on Sep 26, 2008 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
the natives call her pale one
We cannot put up with this flagrant lack of accountability anymore.
by MT Suit on Sep 26, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
my favorite quote from that Palin article
“Only Palin can save McCain, her party, and the country she loves. She can bow out for personal reasons, perhaps because she wants to spend more time with her newborn. No one would criticize a mother who puts her family first.”
# 10 Top Charles Barkley Quote: On the Portland Trail Blazers (back when they were known as the Jail Blazers) serving Thanksgiving meals: "In between arrests they do community service."
by BlazermaniacAndy on Sep 26, 2008 11:02 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ooh, ooh, a Rudy photo!
Last night’s Courtside was a lot of fun — good interviews with Nate and Rudy. Mikey B has links to the audio.
They also interviewed Mike Rice, who’s travelling with his wife in China right now. He told a story about being in Shanghai and some random Chinese guy comes up to him and asks “Is Rudy going to start?” Rice just about fell over with amazement.
by Corvid on Sep 26, 2008 11:30 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Dang
Did Mike B. get a masters at some place after graduating at OSU? He seems to write really well on his blog and I didn’t think they taught spelling at OSU.
Blazers Edge has an alarmist vision
by tominhawaii on Sep 26, 2008 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It is assumed that you already know how to spell when you enroll at OSU
down in Eugene is another matter however…
by tingeyga on Sep 26, 2008 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It is also assumed at OSU
that you get a diploma which doesn’t make people roll their eyes and laugh. That is why you should never take things on an assumption.
by grimc on Sep 26, 2008 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I was looking for a comment about his photo
I was going to be ticked if I read through 90 comments and not one person mentioned the photo. He is so handsome there.
When asked about his thoughts during the Olympic games about playing against Kobe Bryant and Dwight Howard, Rudy responded "My first thought was respect. My second thought was to kick their ass".
Man I love him.
by twiggs on Sep 26, 2008 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It is
I am now listening to him on courtside. God that accent kills me, it’s so cute.
When asked about his thoughts during the Olympic games about playing against Kobe Bryant and Dwight Howard, Rudy responded "My first thought was respect. My second thought was to kick their ass".
Man I love him.
by twiggs on Sep 26, 2008 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I dont even like animals and that is freakin cute
Sophia
"Thank God those nightmarish booty-less days are behind us. I blame cocaine."-Mortimer
I detest that man who hides one thing in the depths of his heart, and speaks for another. - Homer
That was a very hard winter,
and it was just like one long night,
with me lying awake, waiting and waiting and waiting
for daybreak.
- Black Elk
1881
The wild hawk stood with the down on his beak And stared with his foot on the prey. - Lord Alfred Tennyson
by BlazerFan1 on Sep 26, 2008 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
humans are animals
don’t you like humans?
We cannot put up with this flagrant lack of accountability anymore.
by MT Suit on Sep 26, 2008 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Adorable!
When asked about his thoughts during the Olympic games about playing against Kobe Bryant and Dwight Howard, Rudy responded "My first thought was respect. My second thought was to kick their ass".
Man I love him.
by twiggs on Sep 26, 2008 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Adorable too?
The Midnight Rambler. Born to make mistakes.
by amlmart1 on Sep 27, 2008 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow
He must have lost a bet. Ugliest outfit ever worn by a Blazer, ever!
Blazers Edge has an alarmist vision
by tominhawaii on Sep 27, 2008 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pretty much he looks like he hangs out at St. Francis Park
in SE pdx
Sophia
"i'll try to find 'em- an' i'll breeng um too yuh"- Sarah Palin
I detest that man who hides one thing in the depths of his heart, and speaks for another. - Homer
by BlazerFan1 on Sep 27, 2008 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes! The accent!
I love the way he says LaMarcus, “Lamar Coose.”
by Corvid on Sep 26, 2008 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know!
Ser-hio, Brandooon. Man I can listen to him all day.
When asked about his thoughts during the Olympic games about playing against Kobe Bryant and Dwight Howard, Rudy responded "My first thought was respect. My second thought was to kick their ass".
Man I love him.
by twiggs on Sep 26, 2008 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL
:)
"Thank God those nightmarish booty-less days are behind us. I blame cocaine."-Mortimer
I detest that man who hides one thing in the depths of his heart, and speaks for another. - Homer
That was a very hard winter,
and it was just like one long night,
with me lying awake, waiting and waiting and waiting
for daybreak.
- Black Elk
1881
The wild hawk stood with the down on his beak And stared with his foot on the prey. - Lord Alfred Tennyson
by BlazerFan1 on Sep 26, 2008 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wait till you hear Nic pronounce all these names...
St. Bayno's 120 Haiku Prospects: Nicolas Batum in the paint—prairie grass, blown by wind. Jerryd Bayless—leaps over a kite string, and keeps going.
by Norsktroll on Sep 26, 2008 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was just gonna say this!
When asked about his thoughts during the Olympic games about playing against Kobe Bryant and Dwight Howard, Rudy responded "My first thought was respect. My second thought was to kick their ass".
Man I love him.
by twiggs on Sep 26, 2008 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is what it'll sound like
Bluh bluh bluh bluh boo, bluh bluh bluh blah bloo, bluh bluh bluh!
That’s what Frenchies sound like.
When Rudy laughed, it sounded like a sarcastic, or maybe even an exasperated laugh. Kinda uppity for a g’oll dang FOREIGNER takin’ a hard working American’s rightful job.
Mortimer
by Mortimer on Sep 26, 2008 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pshhh...
Whatevs (about the sarcastic laugh). He would never :)
When asked about his thoughts during the Olympic games about playing against Kobe Bryant and Dwight Howard, Rudy responded "My first thought was respect. My second thought was to kick their ass".
Man I love him.
by twiggs on Sep 26, 2008 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow
I hate when Politics are inserted into my Blazers blog.
GAWDDDDDDD Mortimer, I try to get away from the depressing world of politics and here you go… all parody-ing and satarizing—ing away on my “escape”
Sophia
"Thank God those nightmarish booty-less days are behind us. I blame cocaine."-Mortimer
I detest that man who hides one thing in the depths of his heart, and speaks for another. - Homer
That was a very hard winter,
and it was just like one long night,
with me lying awake, waiting and waiting and waiting
for daybreak.
- Black Elk
1881
The wild hawk stood with the down on his beak And stared with his foot on the prey. - Lord Alfred Tennyson
by BlazerFan1 on Sep 26, 2008 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He talked w/ Casey and the video was posted on O Live
and he sounded soooooooooooo Sexy.
Sophia
"Thank God those nightmarish booty-less days are behind us. I blame cocaine."-Mortimer
I detest that man who hides one thing in the depths of his heart, and speaks for another. - Homer
That was a very hard winter,
and it was just like one long night,
with me lying awake, waiting and waiting and waiting
for daybreak.
- Black Elk
1881
The wild hawk stood with the down on his beak And stared with his foot on the prey. - Lord Alfred Tennyson
by BlazerFan1 on Sep 26, 2008 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
well, in the case of "Ser-hio"
that makes him the only one to pronounce it right. I’ve always felt bad for Sergio that we all pronounce his name wrong.
by Section323 on Sep 26, 2008 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My mechanic is a really good German guy named Jaoquim.
He introduces himself as Joe because no one can pronounce his name correctly
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
by annthefan on Sep 27, 2008 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I heard this morning that John Amaechi has contacted Portland and is wanting to challenge Shavlick Randolph in a 1on1 competition.
I've got second hand diabetes from eating to many candy cigarettes.
by RoysBlazers on Sep 26, 2008 11:49 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Isn't Amaechi the gay one?
We cannot put up with this flagrant lack of accountability anymore.
by MT Suit on Sep 26, 2008 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
............................... but how would he possibly avoid "getting his gayness" on Shavelick if they were going 1-on-1?
………………………………………………………….. That’s a situation with ample potential for catastrophe.
"TominHawaii's real name is Hubert and he's a rancher in Burns."
by timbo on Sep 27, 2008 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
just a thought...
What wuld expectations be looking like right now for the upcoming season if KPs trades in 2006 for Roy and Aldridge never took place? For example, say we had a starting line-up of Oden, Thomas, Martell, Foye and Blake? Obviously our draft pics may have changed and we may not have lucked out nd got Oden, but for the sake of argument. Im sure there would be optimism, because they still would be blazers, but would it be anywhere near the same extent? or would we just be focussing on our rookie core for the future rather than the chanceof having a winning season now?
"Great Oden's raven!" - Ron Burgandy
by danevan on Sep 26, 2008 12:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah ...
those alternate realities are pretty bleak.
http://www.myspace.com/y5k
by Y5k on Sep 26, 2008 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Go back a year on Blazers Edge
And look at some old trade proposal diaries. How sad would life be if any of those actually took place?
Blazers Edge has an alarmist vision
by tominhawaii on Sep 26, 2008 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Image still..
Take back another step and say KP never traded Telfair for Foye (which became Roy). The other side of that is that Ratliff’s contract would come off this year and there could have been some cap flexibility this summer. We could have possibly traded Ratliff’s contract plus filler to the Grizz for Gasol. It’s amazing how a couple of moves more or less changed the current shape of the league.
by schlick on Sep 26, 2008 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Funny thing is, this morning I thought about if we should not have traded Linas Kleiza plus someone for Jarret Jack
At the 2005 draft. Yes, if KP had been in charge and potentially taken Paul/Williams and Kleiza we would be looking at a totally different team that might not include one guy from the Roy/LMA/Oden trio. But even if we had taken Webster and kept Kleiza, we might be in a better situation now. Would he be better than Webster or Outlaw? Mhm, at least different. The guy is severely underrated and Denver keeps yanking his minutes around. Since the draft is history yet In related news, he is a restricted free agent next season. And they won’t get him back for $1 million per season again.
I might bring the thought back up when we discuss Denver or some realistic targets.
St. Bayno's 120 Haiku Prospects: Nicolas Batum in the paint—prairie grass, blown by wind. Jerryd Bayless—leaps over a kite string, and keeps going.
by Norsktroll on Sep 26, 2008 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That would be Ricky Sanchez and Kleiza for JJ1
Sanchez was fun to make fun of at D-League games. The thought was he would the next Dirk when drafted – tall and can shoot. He was on of the tallest players on the floor, but won’t go under the free throw line extended on offense. Making fun of him was one of the reasons I could stand a whole Stamped game.
by schlick on Sep 26, 2008 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ever since I went on night shift
My wife has been going through lots of AA batteries. I guess she must change a lot of channels, because I can’t think of anything else that takes AA batteries.
Blazers Edge has an alarmist vision
by tominhawaii on Sep 26, 2008 1:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
that's kind of sad
find out what Tony Parkers wife has to say about things that use AA batteries…
"Thank God those nightmarish booty-less days are behind us. I blame cocaine."-Mortimer
I detest that man who hides one thing in the depths of his heart, and speaks for another. - Homer
That was a very hard winter,
and it was just like one long night,
with me lying awake, waiting and waiting and waiting
for daybreak.
- Black Elk
1881
The wild hawk stood with the down on his beak And stared with his foot on the prey. - Lord Alfred Tennyson
by BlazerFan1 on Sep 26, 2008 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ha
You so got fished in. I could work 23 hours a day and still satisfy a harem of feminist women.
Blazers Edge has an alarmist vision
by tominhawaii on Sep 26, 2008 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
(who love man boobs)
http://www.myspace.com/y5k
by Y5k on Sep 26, 2008 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
you got fished out, tom.
Feminists can’t be satisfied.
http://www.myspace.com/y5k
by Y5k on Sep 26, 2008 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just emailed/myspaced/texted you an invite to the Oregon Feminist Society
Bra Burning Party.
I assume that you would want to be here and get rid of the ones that have recently become a little tight.
Sophia
"Thank God those nightmarish booty-less days are behind us. I blame cocaine."-Mortimer
I detest that man who hides one thing in the depths of his heart, and speaks for another. - Homer
That was a very hard winter,
and it was just like one long night,
with me lying awake, waiting and waiting and waiting
for daybreak.
- Black Elk
1881
The wild hawk stood with the down on his beak And stared with his foot on the prey. - Lord Alfred Tennyson
by BlazerFan1 on Sep 26, 2008 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i mean ... zing
http://www.myspace.com/y5k
by Y5k on Sep 26, 2008 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nice one...
When asked about his thoughts during the Olympic games about playing against Kobe Bryant and Dwight Howard, Rudy responded "My first thought was respect. My second thought was to kick their ass".
Man I love him.
by twiggs on Sep 26, 2008 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
excited for the weekend?
I think im gonna make an impulse buy and get a memory foam mattress…
Sophia
"Thank God those nightmarish booty-less days are behind us. I blame cocaine."-Mortimer
I detest that man who hides one thing in the depths of his heart, and speaks for another. - Homer
That was a very hard winter,
and it was just like one long night,
with me lying awake, waiting and waiting and waiting
for daybreak.
- Black Elk
1881
The wild hawk stood with the down on his beak And stared with his foot on the prey. - Lord Alfred Tennyson
by BlazerFan1 on Sep 26, 2008 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
going to a concert.
http://www.myspace.com/y5k
by Y5k on Sep 26, 2008 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
your own?
lol jk
"Thank God those nightmarish booty-less days are behind us. I blame cocaine."-Mortimer
I detest that man who hides one thing in the depths of his heart, and speaks for another. - Homer
That was a very hard winter,
and it was just like one long night,
with me lying awake, waiting and waiting and waiting
for daybreak.
- Black Elk
1881
The wild hawk stood with the down on his beak And stared with his foot on the prey. - Lord Alfred Tennyson
by BlazerFan1 on Sep 26, 2008 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No no ... Jazz
http://www.myspace.com/y5k
by Y5k on Sep 27, 2008 8:48 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, my weekend started today
I have every other Friday off. So far I haven’t done anything but be on here.
(obviously)
But, I think it will be fun. I definately need the break from work. Not payday Friday though, so no impulse purchases for me. Tell me how you like the mattress, I have wanted to buy one for so long now.
When asked about his thoughts during the Olympic games about playing against Kobe Bryant and Dwight Howard, Rudy responded "My first thought was respect. My second thought was to kick their ass".
Man I love him.
by twiggs on Sep 26, 2008 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i promise I will :)
"Thank God those nightmarish booty-less days are behind us. I blame cocaine."-Mortimer
I detest that man who hides one thing in the depths of his heart, and speaks for another. - Homer
That was a very hard winter,
and it was just like one long night,
with me lying awake, waiting and waiting and waiting
for daybreak.
- Black Elk
1881
The wild hawk stood with the down on his beak And stared with his foot on the prey. - Lord Alfred Tennyson
by BlazerFan1 on Sep 26, 2008 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Are you taking your son to the fan fest?
When asked about his thoughts during the Olympic games about playing against Kobe Bryant and Dwight Howard, Rudy responded "My first thought was respect. My second thought was to kick their ass".
Man I love him.
by twiggs on Sep 26, 2008 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yes... Im nervous about being see as a stalker
or my son saying something highly intelligent and wholly embarrasing
LOL
But yeah its on the 3rd and we r planning 2 b there.
Sophia
"Thank God those nightmarish booty-less days are behind us. I blame cocaine."-Mortimer
I detest that man who hides one thing in the depths of his heart, and speaks for another. - Homer
That was a very hard winter,
and it was just like one long night,
with me lying awake, waiting and waiting and waiting
for daybreak.
- Black Elk
1881
The wild hawk stood with the down on his beak And stared with his foot on the prey. - Lord Alfred Tennyson
by BlazerFan1 on Sep 26, 2008 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Something embarrassing like your son tugging on Nicolas Batum's shirt
and saying “My mama says you’re gonna be my stepdaddy” or something like that? That’s not embarrassing, that’s called getting your foot in the door. The easy way.
My mama has a wide range of celebrity crushes herself, the biggest of which is on Roy Jones, Jr., whom she has called my “stepdaddy” for over a decade now. When he came to Portland to fight Sharmba Mitchell, she went to the fight and also attended the afterparty. She took a picture with him at the party, and she shows it to everybody she encounters, even strangers.
By the way, one of my sisters asked me a while back about “That French black guy” on the Trail Blazers. The fever is spreading.
Salaam.
by JamesOn on Sep 26, 2008 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was literally about to type this
and saying "My mama says you’re gonna be my stepdaddy
but decided it would be infered considering my constant reminder to everyone that im a single mama. I guess Im right..LOL
Sophia
"Thank God those nightmarish booty-less days are behind us. I blame cocaine."-Mortimer
I detest that man who hides one thing in the depths of his heart, and speaks for another. - Homer
That was a very hard winter,
and it was just like one long night,
with me lying awake, waiting and waiting and waiting
for daybreak.
- Black Elk
1881
The wild hawk stood with the down on his beak And stared with his foot on the prey. - Lord Alfred Tennyson
by BlazerFan1 on Sep 26, 2008 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
we miss you btw.
i didn’t think you actually got a life, rather, you were mad that no one listens to reason when debating Rudy Fernandez and how he has perfected the EuroWhine.
Sophia
"Thank God those nightmarish booty-less days are behind us. I blame cocaine."-Mortimer
I detest that man who hides one thing in the depths of his heart, and speaks for another. - Homer
That was a very hard winter,
and it was just like one long night,
with me lying awake, waiting and waiting and waiting
for daybreak.
- Black Elk
1881
The wild hawk stood with the down on his beak And stared with his foot on the prey. - Lord Alfred Tennyson
by BlazerFan1 on Sep 26, 2008 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"I didn't think you actually got a life"
If that’s not a humbling statement, I don’t know what it is.
Salaam.
by JamesOn on Sep 26, 2008 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah it sounds much more f'd up once I re read
it. Sorry. Didnt mean to sound so … stupid..
Sophia
"Thank God those nightmarish booty-less days are behind us. I blame cocaine."-Mortimer
I detest that man who hides one thing in the depths of his heart, and speaks for another. - Homer
That was a very hard winter,
and it was just like one long night,
with me lying awake, waiting and waiting and waiting
for daybreak.
- Black Elk
1881
The wild hawk stood with the down on his beak And stared with his foot on the prey. - Lord Alfred Tennyson
by BlazerFan1 on Sep 26, 2008 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not offended
I was just kind of like “Ouch…”, but in a good way. I smiled.
Salaam.
by JamesOn on Sep 26, 2008 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You'll still check-in
from time-to-time, won’t you, Junior? You add some much-needed class to this site.
"Personally, I'd rather give an elephant a prostate exam on Chili Day." --Dave on rooting for the Lakers or Celtics
by MiledAnimal on Sep 26, 2008 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
well let it spread
Maybe it’ll make people’s arms grow.
We cannot put up with this flagrant lack of accountability anymore.
by MT Suit on Sep 26, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
cool I am going too
and I can care less about looking like a stalker :)
When asked about his thoughts during the Olympic games about playing against Kobe Bryant and Dwight Howard, Rudy responded "My first thought was respect. My second thought was to kick their ass".
Man I love him.
by twiggs on Sep 26, 2008 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have a memory foam pillow
It hasn’t helped me remember anything at all…
by BlazerD on Sep 26, 2008 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wait a minute
Considering the subject at hand, why would I want to get rid of the tight ones?
Blazers Edge has an alarmist vision
by tominhawaii on Sep 26, 2008 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
the tight bras or the tight ...
oh nevermind…
LOL
"Thank God those nightmarish booty-less days are behind us. I blame cocaine."-Mortimer
I detest that man who hides one thing in the depths of his heart, and speaks for another. - Homer
That was a very hard winter,
and it was just like one long night,
with me lying awake, waiting and waiting and waiting
for daybreak.
- Black Elk
1881
The wild hawk stood with the down on his beak And stared with his foot on the prey. - Lord Alfred Tennyson
by BlazerFan1 on Sep 26, 2008 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So has anyone heard yet
About our Blazers Edge game night? I never heard a definate answer on if we were all going to a game or not. Anyone?
When asked about his thoughts during the Olympic games about playing against Kobe Bryant and Dwight Howard, Rudy responded "My first thought was respect. My second thought was to kick their ass".
Man I love him.
by twiggs on Sep 26, 2008 2:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I heard Dave can't plan it yet
Because we don’t have the schedule for the Finals.
Blazers Edge has an alarmist vision
by tominhawaii on Sep 26, 2008 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Josh Childress has Greek league rookie problems
http://www.hoopsworld.com/Story.asp?story_id=10049
Bricks the game winner in his first one, and doesn’t thrill in game two and three.
St. Bayno's 120 Haiku Prospects: Nicolas Batum in the paint—prairie grass, blown by wind. Jerryd Bayless—leaps over a kite string, and keeps going.
by Norsktroll on Sep 26, 2008 4:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Read it: FreeDarko explains what the US economy has in common with the NBA, in particular what Isiah's Knicks can teach us about handling bad debt. True and still hilarious.
http://freedarko.blogspot.com/2008/09/fd-guest-lecture-dribble-down-economics.html
I also posted this under Ben’s US politics parody, but it’s so good I wanted to repeat it here. Oh, and it is even a bit Blazers related:
However, the real lesson of the exercise is to rewrite the legacy of Isiah in the NBA. Had he not come along, would the league have suffered the same crisis as the credit markets? Would troubled franchises like the Hornets or Trailblazers have ever seen the relatively quick recovery they’re now enjoying? Where will the Zach Randolphs go now in an Isiah-less league after even the Grizzlies and Chris Wallace have turned up their nose?
St. Bayno's 120 Haiku Prospects: Nicolas Batum in the paint—prairie grass, blown by wind. Jerryd Bayless—leaps over a kite string, and keeps going.
by Norsktroll on Sep 26, 2008 4:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Good link
Does this mean Isahaha will step up and fix the world economy?
by southern oregon on Sep 26, 2008 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yo, Norsktroll, Master of the Links
I can’t believe you’ve gotten so few comments on such a brilliant link. It’s FreeDarko at its best. T’anks.
by Corvid on Sep 26, 2008 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Captivating Piece, indeed
Thanks for linking it.
"One must assume responsibility for being in a weird world: we are in a weird world ... Touch the world sparingly." Carlos Castenada (Journey to Ixtlan)
by Caveowl on Sep 26, 2008 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
To honor the Beavers
I’m going to make a carrot cake tonight. It’s going to be really, really, orange. Anybody want some?
by Corvid on Sep 26, 2008 5:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Maybe
Will it have frosting on it?
Will it be that whitish, sugary kind?
How much frosting will it have (if any)?
Is any kind of cheese involved?
Gots milk?
"You're really making me feel good about myself, little man," says Oden as he starts dancing after scoring a goal. "You better come harder than that."
by BlueBooYay on Sep 26, 2008 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The white stuff
Cream cheese, confectioners sugar, vanilla. Gobs of it. Gots milk, too.
by Corvid on Sep 26, 2008 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ooh, ooh, ooh
Will it be layered?
If so, how many?
Frosting between the lafers, right?
How much frosting do ya gots?
Are you making the frosting?
Are ya goin’ to make the frosting Orange?
Are ya goin’ to put OS or BEAVERS on it using black icing?
"You're really making me feel good about myself, little man," says Oden as he starts dancing after scoring a goal. "You better come harder than that."
by BlueBooYay on Sep 26, 2008 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Check out this cake...
"You're really making me feel good about myself, little man," says Oden as he starts dancing after scoring a goal. "You better come harder than that."
by BlueBooYay on Sep 26, 2008 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'm gonna go watch McCain get taught a lesson in presidential politics...
by BlazerD on Sep 26, 2008 5:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I think he did pretty well
but I would not vote for him if I were american, specially after his VP choice.
by Falcao on Sep 26, 2008 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ok I will allow politics now
since the debate just started. You’re welcome :)
When asked about his thoughts during the Olympic games about playing against Kobe Bryant and Dwight Howard, Rudy responded "My first thought was respect. My second thought was to kick their ass".
Man I love him.
by twiggs on Sep 26, 2008 6:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm reading this instead of watching the debate. I can't stand that crap.
"TominHawaii's real name is Hubert and he's a rancher in Burns."
by timbo on Sep 26, 2008 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
aren't you interested in the future of the USA?
We cannot put up with this flagrant lack of accountability anymore.
by MT Suit on Sep 26, 2008 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
People see what they want to see in those debate spectacles...
"TominHawaii's real name is Hubert and he's a rancher in Burns."
by timbo on Sep 27, 2008 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did you guys hear they are making a movie about Joel Pryzbilla?
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1127352/
I want to be tucked in by Greg Oden and have him tell us stories about the old days.
Greg Doden really brought the extra D tonight!
by MGNNoah on Sep 26, 2008 6:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
How would Przybilla use sign language?
What with the hands of stone and all…
by DonkeyShins on Sep 26, 2008 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Allen Fishman award
This guy gets hired posing as the CEO by WAMU,in less than a month the company goes south and he gets $13 Mill for 20 days of his valuable services
by southern oregon on Sep 26, 2008 9:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Thoughts on the first debate?
I thought it was pretty much a draw. I don’t think it was going to convince many people to change their vote. If people were leaning Obama but wondering if he could stand up to McCain on foreign policy, then this may have convinced them.
Since McCain is trailing in the polls, I think he needed a clear win, and as I said I thought it was a draw. I think Obama will continue to lead by about the same margin in the next few days.
Boomshakalaka
by jksnake99 on Sep 27, 2008 12:14 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
booo, they mentioned nothing of the comcast issue, I demand a re-count!!
Really though, I expect another poll disaster, and the electoral votes going to the elephants…again….
but that’s all I should say about that. ( in good forrest gump nature)
"the Knicks are an ongoing experiment in sporting altruism, with the motto "We suck, so you don't have to." This is the designing principle. Stop overcomplicating things."
-jawaan oldham
by faith on Sep 27, 2008 12:43 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Ya, McCain needed a clear win
He did not get it. This time.
"You're really making me feel good about myself, little man," says Oden as he starts dancing after scoring a goal. "You better come harder than that."
by BlueBooYay on Sep 27, 2008 1:09 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
New respect for Obama
when he referred to John McCain as Jim.
McCain’s rhetoric was becoming predictable— let everyone know he’s been everywhere on the planet and just keep saying “what my opponent does not understand…”
Pretty horrible coaching by the Republican War Machine propagandizing department.
"meow." -- My cat Bonzi wondering why Rudy Fernandez shouldn't start.
by bow4meow on Sep 27, 2008 8:15 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes, because the MLB has only 8 playoff spots. Or they hate their last man (9 is a little small rotation in baseball anyway, isn't it?)
So the clear goal is the playoffs. Or Nate wants to say “hey, I’m also part of the team, I’m the 16th man”. Or the fans are the 16th man, that would be so sweet. But he probably wants to allude to the playoffs.
By the way, 15=16 only makes sense when we fill the last roster spot (or he counts himself, see above). I hope Nate told that motto to KP before ordering the t-shirts. Otherwise he might have to re-interpret his shirts or change everything to 14=16, and it’s not much time before camp opens to do that. And I hope he doesn’t aim for being the 16th best team in the league, cause that will win us nothing in the frickin West.
15 equals 16, 15 equals 16. Nah, bad chant.
St. Bayno's 120 Haiku Prospects: Nicolas Batum in the paint—prairie grass, blown by wind. Jerryd Bayless—leaps over a kite string, and keeps going.
by Norsktroll on Sep 27, 2008 4:35 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
no no no, becuase seven ate nine...
ha ha ha!!!! my daughter told me that joke.
“dad, why’s six afraid of seven?” , I said, " I dunno" , she burst into hysterical laughter, “because seven ate nine!” boy did I feel dumb.
"the Knicks are an ongoing experiment in sporting altruism, with the motto "We suck, so you don't have to." This is the designing principle. Stop overcomplicating things."
-jawaan oldham
by faith on Sep 27, 2008 5:36 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I love that joke
Tell her this one.
Q: How do you make a Kleenex dance?
A: Put a little boogie in it.
Blazers Edge has an alarmist vision
by tominhawaii on Sep 27, 2008 6:31 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
haha
my old boss’s 3yo son told me that one 3 times last month. Two of the times were literally one after the other. His favorite! We’re pretty sure he doesn’t even get that boogie= dance, just that the chance to talk about boogers is the best thing ever.
by Section323 on Sep 27, 2008 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
hehe
Boogers 
"You're really making me feel good about myself, little man," says Oden as he starts dancing after scoring a goal. "You better come harder than that."
by BlueBooYay on Sep 27, 2008 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I always thought Tom had the sense of humor of a 3 year old...
……………………………………. it is now officially confirmed!
Alert Canzano!
"TominHawaii's real name is Hubert and he's a rancher in Burns."
by timbo on Sep 27, 2008 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Remember that video I found of Jorga?
Blazers Edge has an alarmist vision
by tominhawaii on Sep 27, 2008 2:56 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Should you choose to view it...
“This vid will self-destruct in five seconds.”
"You're really making me feel good about myself, little man," says Oden as he starts dancing after scoring a goal. "You better come harder than that."
by BlueBooYay on Sep 27, 2008 7:42 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That video raises so many disturbing questions
- Thanks to Nimoy’s portrayal of Spock, as well as his own intelligent visage, Nimoy has always had a lot of currency as an actor-intellectual. Why destroy it so utterly by making this video? Did he think it was a smart career move? Did Gene Roddenberry blackmail him? Did he lose a bet to William Shatner? Was he under the influence of a powerful hallucinogenic? Was he hoping to make many more such videos? Did he think this video would be the first of a popular series of videos that would make him wealthy? Is he in fact a moron?
- What was going through Nimoy’s mind as this video was being made? Was he repressing the urge to grab Gandalf’s staff and club the director to death? Or was he having a blast?
- The scene where the dancers go behind the bush and apparently remove all their clothes and throw them into the air behind Nimoy… what was the point of that? Do hobbits engage in orgies?
- How many showers did Nimoy and each of the dancers in that video have to take to feel clean again? Were they ever able to look themselves in the mirror after that?
- How much of a nerd/dork/geek am I that I bought Nimoy’s first LP back in 1969? And loved it?
"Personally, I'd rather give an elephant a prostate exam on Chili Day." --Dave on rooting for the Lakers or Celtics
by MiledAnimal on Sep 27, 2008 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nimoy made a horrific album -- this video was probably part of the promotional blitz...
……………………………….. Come to think of it, Shatner did one, too.
"TominHawaii's real name is Hubert and he's a rancher in Burns."
by timbo on Sep 27, 2008 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Blazers Edge has an alarmist vision
by tominhawaii on Sep 27, 2008 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
the hobbit orgy is actually the battle scene
In the middle of the earth in the land of the Shire
lives a brave little hobbit whom we all admire.
With his long wooden pipe,
fuzzy, woolly toes,
he lives in a hobbit-hole and everybody knows him
Bilbo! Bilbo! Bilbo Baggins
He’s only three feet tall
Bilbo! Bilbo! Bilbo Baggins
The bravest little hobbit of them all
Now hobbits are a peace-lovin’ folks you know
They don’t like to hurry and they take things slow
They don’t like to travel away from home
They just want to eat and be left alone
But one day Bilbo was asked to go
on a big adventure to the caves below,
to help some dwarves get back their gold
that was stolen by a dragon in the days of old.
Bilbo! Bilbo! Bilbo Baggins
He’s only three feet tall
Bilbo! Bilbo! Bilbo Baggins
The bravest little hobbit of them all
Well he fought with the goblins!
He battled a troll!!
He riddled with Gollum!!!
A magic ring he stole!!!!
He was chased by wolves!!!!!
Lost in the forest!!!!!!
Escaped in a barrel from the elf-king’s halls!!!!!!!
Bilbo! Bilbo! Bilbo Baggins
The bravest little hobbit of them all
Now he’s back in his hole in the land of the Shire,
that brave little hobbit whom we all admire,
just a-sittin’ on a treasure of silver and gold
a-puffin’ on his pipe in his hobbit-hole.
Bilbo! Bilbo! Bilbo Baggins
He’s only three feet tall
Bilbo! Bilbo! Bilbo Baggins
The bravest little hobbit of them all
"We are here on Earth to do good to others. What the rest are here for I don't know."--- W.H. Auden
by bow4meow on Sep 28, 2008 8:47 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I always thought that bilbo was a un-wanting benefactor of circumstances...
and that frodo was a bit more willing.
how do you judge the bravery of tentative little creatures?
"the Knicks are an ongoing experiment in sporting altruism, with the motto "We suck, so you don't have to." This is the designing principle. Stop overcomplicating things."
-jawaan oldham
by faith on Sep 28, 2008 9:00 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is Bilbo the guy from Lost?
Blazers Edge has an alarmist vision
by tominhawaii on Sep 28, 2008 9:08 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thanks for clearing that up.
"Personally, I'd rather give an elephant a prostate exam on Chili Day." --Dave on rooting for the Lakers or Celtics
by MiledAnimal on Sep 28, 2008 9:19 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How many championships will the Warriors win in the next decade: None or one, say the fans
Pessimists ;-)
But for good reason, as this comment indicates:
BLAZERS
I’m a Warriors fan don’t get me wrong but those Blazers are gonna be in the NBA elite for years
http://www.goldenstateofmind.com/2008/9/25/621742/poll-how-many-championship#comments
St. Bayno's 120 Haiku Prospects: Nicolas Batum in the paint—prairie grass, blown by wind. Jerryd Bayless—leaps over a kite string, and keeps going.
by Norsktroll on Sep 27, 2008 6:49 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Some Warrior fan named Foulacy is challenging jscot
Quote: “this moped accident put a hamper on my plans of world domination.”
"Personally, I'd rather give an elephant a prostate exam on Chili Day." --Dave on rooting for the Lakers or Celtics
by MiledAnimal on Sep 27, 2008 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
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