Rudy's not practicing, he's on myspace again

I thought he's either be practicing right now or looking for a place to live, but NOOOOOO, he's on Myspace frittering away his valuable time (the icon says he's on there right now). He just added some new photos to his Porltand album. I'm one of his friends, see if you can guess who.

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Hobobob?

Call me lucky.

"Personally, I'd rather give an elephant a prostate exam on Chili Day." --Dave on rooting for the Lakers or Celtics

by MiledAnimal on Sep 23, 2008 4:26 PM PDT reply actions

when you posted this...

I heard him being interviewed on the BFT at a Blazer golf event. He must have a nice wireless laptop.

There is probably no more terrible instance of enlightenment than the one in which you discover your father is a man — with human flesh.
Paul Muad'Dib - Dune (Frank Herbert)

My Translation: My Dad is a dude just like me, and my sons are dudes like me also. I love that.
Season Tix: Section 315, with my sons

by johnv59 on Sep 23, 2008 5:35 PM PDT reply actions

Rudy lists himself as 6'6", ha ha ha.

"TominHawaii's real name is Hubert and he's a rancher in Burns."

by timbo on Sep 23, 2008 6:28 PM PDT reply actions

It's not him, is it?

I added him anyway.

by CaptainSexyJacob on Sep 23, 2008 8:59 PM PDT reply actions

I'm pretty sure he's got someone running it, but you never know

in Europe, he’s not that big of a star. He’s young and probably liked kicking it online. I can’t imagine the Blazers wouldn’t put someone in charge though.

I'm a really really ridiculously good looking orange mocha frappaccino drinking manhammer sandwich

by hobobob on Sep 24, 2008 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions

I have read that he will not practice until next Monday.

The Midnight Rambler. Born to make mistakes.

by amlmart1 on Sep 24, 2008 10:40 AM PDT reply actions

Man

Mexicans and their siestas.

Blazers Edge has an alarmist vision

by tominhawaii on Sep 24, 2008 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions

A few details:

rudy fernandez Offical myspace’s Details
Status: Single (Woohooo, twiggs!)
Here for: Friends (And dunking on people’s faces)
Orientation: Straight
Hometown: Palma de mallorca
Body type: 6’ 6" / Average (well, I don’t know about that)
Ethnicity: Latino / Hispanic (I think it should be SUERTE)
Religion: Catholic
Zodiac Sign: Aries
Smoke / Drink: No / No (Yeah, right, Rudy, we all know your habits)
Children: Someday
Occupation: basketball player (Portland Trailblazer, baller, player, pimp)
Income: $250,000 and Higher