The Imminent Return
by EngineerScotty on Sep 17, 2008 9:40 AM PDT
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Yes, it's getting to be time, Blazer fans, for the return of The Man who will lead us to championship glory. That charismatic leader, that ebullient soul, that basketball genius who will single-handedly guide the Blazers to victory. 'Tis been a year since he last laced up the rhetorical sneakers, and now he is ready to fulfill the immense promise that he and he alone possesses.
Greg Oden?
No... not him.
I'm talking about the one, the only.... fatty.
Tomorrow, folks, is 9/18, and the end of el gordito's self-imposed exile from Blazer fandom. Tomorrow, according to rumor and reports, BlazersEdge will once again be decked out in his punctuation-free stream of consciousness. Tomorrow, the Eric Cartman of Blazer fandom will make his triumphant return to the court on which he once was the master. Tomorrow, the many posters who have joined this forum in the past year will finally get to experience the experience known as "fattitude". Tomorrow, the liquor will flow, the women will swoon, and the rich and powerful will celebrate the resurgence of the personality whom they address as "mr. fatty".
And as the master would say....
book it.
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I hope fatty has at least added a few new tricks
during his self-imposed exile. He’s had a year to think of new stuff. C’mon fatty, impress us! Personally, I’d be happy if he could just start his sentences with a capital letter and end them with a period… or an ellipsis.
"Screw the chalupa – it’s the victory I want." --timg56
I wouldn't "book it"...
Thats just fatty’s style, I doubt he has changed a thing. He wouldn’t be fatty without that super recognizable grammar and punctuation style….
RUDY > MJ
This is kind of pathetic.
"Jerryd is straight ahead at you. Rudy dips around. Jerryd is a rock. Rudy is the wind. Jerryd loves the ball in his hands. Rudy moves without it. Jerryd defends by getting up in your grill. Rudy plays the spaces in between. Jerryd has focused vision. Rudy sees all around him. Jerryd likes to score off of the dribble. Rudy can catch and shoot. Jerryd is aggressive. Rudy is sneaky. Jerryd will hit you hard. Rudy will annoy you until you hit him." -Dave
Word.
by joelor on Sep 17, 2008 9:59 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
+3
I don’t come to BE for gibberish with poor punctation. Wake me up when something important happens
by Furious Styles on Sep 17, 2008 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Hahahhahhahhhaa! "poor punctation" Funny.
"Besides, AnntheFan will be here any minute to #25 you." T Darkstar
And you even forgot the period at the end of your sentence.
Don’t you hate it when that happens? Especially when you’re flaming someone for their “poor punctation”.
"Besides, AnntheFan will be here any minute to #25 you." T Darkstar
That’s what happens when I try posting when I should be working.
Look at it this way; I was channeling my inner fatty for this thread.
by Furious Styles on Sep 17, 2008 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions
=O
Take the semi out of that colon!
--
by CaptainSexyJacob on Sep 17, 2008 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions
aren't grammatical and punctuational errors beyond us by now
I cant say I care much about apostrophe this or period that. as long as the point is made I dont care if the guy puts out his messages in 1’s or zeroes. Then again, text messaging on the Bedge does seem a bit platudinous. (I dont know how I know these words I just do)
Good Lucky Fatty, whoever you are.
"Sure its been a v e r y long summer and I have fleas too. Quit complaining."--- My cat- Bonzi responding to the anticipation by fans of next years team.
ok cmon
nobody will correct platitudinous….. ? slow night
"Sure its been a v e r y long summer and I have fleas too. Quit complaining."--- My cat- Bonzi responding to the anticipation by fans of next years team.
Not a thing wrong with that word or, often, it's context.
It’s just that sometimes an error is so funny I can’t help commenting on it. I know, I make them too. I especially have trouble with colons and semicolons.
"Besides, AnntheFan will be here any minute to #25 you." T Darkstar
Hmm
Sometimes I have trouble with my colon, too, but I don’t usually talk about those things in public.
The most amazing thing about my amazing ego is I have amazingly little about which to be egotistical.
The pick and roll this year will emphasize "roll" followed by "dunk", followed by the wailings and lamentations of your women.
The best thing about it
was you saying that you just do know these words.
The most amazing thing about my amazing ego is I have amazingly little about which to be egotistical.
The pick and roll this year will emphasize "roll" followed by "dunk", followed by the wailings and lamentations of your women.
This should get a +1,000
What is this fascination with fatty?
The guy wasn’t particularly insightful. He had a lot of opinions, some good, others way off base. (Can anyone say Houston Rockets?) And his style was headache inducting. Anything over 5 or 6 lines of text was not worth the effort to read.
hakkaa päälle !
I didn't realize
people actually understood his posts. I usually just saw blahblA.hblahBlahBLAhblHlahglbh.ghslahdBlah..lHab. BOOK IT. ugh, I can’t believe I’m adding to this conversation.
Afew years ago, a broadcaster once said Pryzbilla's name is "Polish for 'personal foul.'" Ouch.
I think it was a gag
A few people would chime in that he provides insightful thoughts, but I think those guys were just messing with everyone else. I’m pretty sure nobody actually read his discordant posts.
i don't know about that
he was not always easy to read, but he usually had fairly good reasoning to his opinions and was often correct, even when I didn’t agree.
by The Natural ala Mode on Sep 19, 2008 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't Call Me Fatty, Anymore
And by the way; incase you noticed I am already back
Everyone loves a little kid flippin the 'Bird'
by BlazermaniacAndy on Sep 17, 2008 10:19 AM PDT reply actions
Right.
Like the real fatty would ever use a semicolon. Right.
"These are dreams that we have." --Rudolfo Fernandez
fatty thinks a semicolon . . .
. . . is where you hide your money while in prison.
Or maybe your co-pilot’s watch . . .
"Mister Oden is a very, very big human being." - Jerryd Bayless
Nice Pulp Fiction reference.
But that’s more of a rectum thing, don’t you think?
"These are dreams that we have." --Rudolfo Fernandez
the semicolon was used incorrectly.
BRANDON ROY GET WELL SOON
by Ben Golliver on Sep 17, 2008 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions
You are correct Ben, You always are
Sometimes I don’t know when to use a comma either, but apparently this fatty character has worse grammer then even I
Everyone loves a little kid flippin the 'Bird'
by BlazermaniacAndy on Sep 17, 2008 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions
it was more evidence that you could possibly be fatty
i was defending you! :)
BRANDON ROY GET WELL SOON
by Ben Golliver on Sep 17, 2008 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
I tried that one recently imposterizing Tom
didnt work then either…
"Sure its been a v e r y long summer and I have fleas too. Quit complaining."--- My cat- Bonzi responding to the anticipation by fans of next years team.
I think he's coming back the 19th
On the 19th of last year he said,
“see you 1 year from today later fellas.”
and yes, he actually used a period.
"I think that the team that wins game five will win the series. Unless we lose game five."
Who else? Charles Barkley
And is there any reason the liquor can't flow and the women can't swoon today?
Never stop a good thang from happening.
"I think that the team that wins game five will win the series. Unless we lose game five."
Who else? Charles Barkley
Is he even a Blazer fan?
I thought he just came here to argue…
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car"
by you'vegottomakeyourfreethrows on Sep 17, 2008 10:50 AM PDT reply actions
Fatty is strange
He’s a big fan, he knows his stuff, and he’s rude as hell. It is hard as hell to decipher what he is writing, he’s arrogant as hell, opinionated as a mug, and he has a heart of gold. He’ll talk about his love for his nephews in one para-sentence, and in the next one he’ll discuss the party he’s throwing that has more da kines than a rap video.
"Sometimes GSoM can be the WWE of basketball!" - Tony.psd
pardon me...
is this the room for an argument?
Ford: Bill, you're claiming victory already? Have you had a "Mission Accomplished" banner printed yet?
http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/draft2008/columns/story?page=DraftDebate-080624
No it isn't
Free Joel Freeland! (with the purchase of 1 Wafer)
ahem...
“I told you once”
Ford: Bill, you're claiming victory already? Have you had a "Mission Accomplished" banner printed yet?
http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/draft2008/columns/story?page=DraftDebate-080624
I'm sorry, is this a 5 minute argument or a 10 minute argument?
Free Joel Freeland! (with the purchase of 1 Wafer)
He's a huge PTB fan...(pun initially not intended)
I was at a game in New Jersey, two seasons ago, when the Nets were hosting the Blazers. Towards the end of the game, I snuck down behind the Blazers bench & there was this big dude with a seat there, totally decked out in PTB gear, yelling at the refs & dissing The Nets. It was love at first sight. Later, on BE, I found out it was fatty…
" the project of Portland brings me good sensations..."
- Rudy Fernandez
translated by animart1
Welcome back fatty (I hope)
Here’s to Bobby the Brain Heenan.
I’m hoping for a little spice to help me get through the next month.
Bobby Heenan
was infinitely more credible and articulate than fatty.
Jerry Sloan is a complete and total smeg head.
I once heard Vince Mc call him
Bobby “the Heenan” Weasel
"Sure its been a v e r y long summer and I have fleas too. Quit complaining."--- My cat- Bonzi responding to the anticipation by fans of next years team.
So was PippenAintEasy.
Well, more articulate anyway.
Jerryd Bayless has two emotions: Kill and Win.
"I think it’s going to be very beautiful game next year."
-Nicolas Batum
by rockingharder on Sep 19, 2008 1:11 AM PDT up reply actions
fatty fatty fatty
YES! Between Fatty, EP, timbo and TIH this place should be like an old west saloon. Plenty of raucous laughter and sudden violence. I like it. but then i’m a chaos happy kind of person.
He's Coming! Oden Slayer of Giants
Tom is still #1 in my heart
That really bugs my wife.
"Screw the chalupa – it’s the victory I want." --timg56
The return of the Messiah.
And the Lord said: I’ll be back. Book it.
St. Bayno's 120 Haiku Prospects: Nicolas Batum in the paint—prairie grass, blown by wind.
Nay, I say unto you!
Dave is the way and the light; Fatty is Azazel.
"Sometimes GSoM can be the WWE of basketball!" - Tony.psd
Welcome back fatty!
And I am sure he will be back – he’s a “man’s man,” a man of his word! All of paulallensbig$$$$$$ couldn’t keep him away!
And I hope his fiance and lil’ nephew are doing well!
Ball Don't Lie
by bothteamsplayedhard on Sep 17, 2008 11:26 AM PDT reply actions
If fatty REALLY wants to generate some BE buzz
he’ll continue to stay away. That would drive some of us insane, like front-row groupies waiting for Bret Michaels to come out on stage.
"Screw the chalupa – it’s the victory I want." --timg56
Who will be the first to toss...
…a set of hotel keys onstage?
(Those new electronic cardkeys hotels use these days just don’t have the same effect…)
by EngineerScotty on Sep 17, 2008 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Who is recc'ing this garbage?
I mean, if you have fond memories of this guy, fine, but I really don’t see any need to get this post into the recommended fanposts.
"Jerryd is straight ahead at you. Rudy dips around. Jerryd is a rock. Rudy is the wind. Jerryd loves the ball in his hands. Rudy moves without it. Jerryd defends by getting up in your grill. Rudy plays the spaces in between. Jerryd has focused vision. Rudy sees all around him. Jerryd likes to score off of the dribble. Rudy can catch and shoot. Jerryd is aggressive. Rudy is sneaky. Jerryd will hit you hard. Rudy will annoy you until you hit him." -Dave
Word.
by joelor on Sep 17, 2008 11:50 AM PDT reply actions 2 recs
That immediately makes me want to rec this fanpost and so I did.
"Besides, AnntheFan will be here any minute to #25 you." T Darkstar
by annthefan on Sep 17, 2008 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions 7 recs
hehehehehehehe....
O, Dude! That was so funny! (lil’ snap!)
Ball Don't Lie
by bothteamsplayedhard on Sep 17, 2008 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Great. Great work. I can't wait to hear up-to-the-minute updates on this wildly important issue.
"Jerryd is straight ahead at you. Rudy dips around. Jerryd is a rock. Rudy is the wind. Jerryd loves the ball in his hands. Rudy moves without it. Jerryd defends by getting up in your grill. Rudy plays the spaces in between. Jerryd has focused vision. Rudy sees all around him. Jerryd likes to score off of the dribble. Rudy can catch and shoot. Jerryd is aggressive. Rudy is sneaky. Jerryd will hit you hard. Rudy will annoy you until you hit him." -Dave
Word.
Rec'd
hahahaah
"I think that the team that wins game five will win the series. Unless we lose game five."
Who else? Charles Barkley
As the author of this thread gone haywire...
…I am positively astonished that this managed 5 recs.
Usually I have to write something witty, clever, and relevant. :)
by EngineerScotty on Sep 17, 2008 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Content > clever
We luvs Fat guys.
"I think that the team that wins game five will win the series. Unless we lose game five."
Who else? Charles Barkley
Except Z-Bo
"I think that the team that wins game five will win the series. Unless we lose game five."
Who else? Charles Barkley
And Darius
"I think that the team that wins game five will win the series. Unless we lose game five."
Who else? Charles Barkley
And Shawn Kemp
"I think that the team that wins game five will win the series. Unless we lose game five."
Who else? Charles Barkley
And Shaq
Free Joel Freeland! (with the purchase of 1 Wafer)
I just loved Shawn Kemp as my fav hookup
even Mattell knows that barbies have a limited shelf life
Sophia 09/18/08
by BlazermaniacAndy on Sep 18, 2008 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions
and Bonzi
Jerryd Bayless has two emotions: Kill and Win.
"I think it’s going to be very beautiful game next year."
-Nicolas Batum
by rockingharder on Sep 19, 2008 1:13 AM PDT up reply actions
Hahahhhahahahahahahha! I went green!
"Besides, AnntheFan will be here any minute to #25 you." T Darkstar
i cant say...
i cant say i miss the hefty jefe of the edge and found decipherying his puncuation free postings to be less fun than shaving my head with a cheese grater while chewing on tin foil but he could be counted on for a fresh take and always generated discussion in his wide wake.i remember bill oreiily vowing to leave the air if wmds were not found and yet we are plagued by the man. kudos to the poster known as fatty for honoring his word and staying away for his self imposed sentence as punishment for predicting odens surgery wouldnt be any big deal.time will tell if he finds his way back into the edge or if hes found something else to haunt.in the mean timepeople just remember to keep breathing long deep and slowly.
Free Joel Freeland! (with the purchase of 1 Wafer)
Good Job
I think you need to add more …. I think you are lacking the random punctuation that Fatty threw in there.
"Sometimes GSoM can be the WWE of basketball!" - Tony.psd
.... and all the asterisk's. I think that was about the only special
character he used.
And a special character he is. I’m looking forward to his return. He really does know sports quite well and I think he is well read. His writing teachers though failed him miserably. Either that or he just has a very bad keyboard.
GOOF (Greg Oden Only Fan) wasn’t invented by Fatty but he popularized it. It eventually became a banned word on BE as the term was causing to much hate and discontent. Exact same thing with the “bandwagon fans” term.
When he made his prediction on Oden’s knee he backed it up with banning himself for a year if he were wrong. He was wrong and I respect him for being a man of his word.
I really hope his writing style hasn’t changed although I’d love to see some paragraph breaks — even if they’re not logically placed. It would so much help my eyes to stay focused.
I'm just a modest guy with much to be modest about
Yeah
I’d like the paragraphs, too.
We could tell him we’d rec his posts if he adds paragraphs, but it wouldn’t move him at all.
The most amazing thing about my amazing ego is I have amazingly little about which to be egotistical.
The pick and roll this year will emphasize "roll" followed by "dunk", followed by the wailings and lamentations of your women.
Maybe he just has an old computer
& all the punctuation keys are broken, you ever think of that?… you nay-sayers, you.
" the project of Portland brings me good sensations..."
- Rudy Fernandez
translated by animart1
I always figured
He was working on a TRS-80 with a janky, busted up old keyboard
Ball Don't Lie
by bothteamsplayedhard on Sep 19, 2008 7:44 AM PDT up reply actions
the new system is going to KILL fatty
because his asterisk-laden posts are going to make martell*travis or G*O**przz* look like *this*action****
Jerryd Bayless has two emotions: Kill and Win.
"I think it’s going to be very beautiful game next year."
-Nicolas Batum
by rockingharder on Sep 19, 2008 1:15 AM PDT up reply actions
Wait...
If you use enough asterisks, they don’t bold things anymore?
***What is going*on?****
Jerryd Bayless has two emotions: Kill and Win.
"I think it’s going to be very beautiful game next year."
-Nicolas Batum
by rockingharder on Sep 19, 2008 1:16 AM PDT up reply actions
The new system is still like a box of chocolates
"You better come harder than that, little man, your makin' me laugh" G.O.
He was probably posting on ESPN, deadspin and other troll sites ;-)
St. Bayno's 120 Haiku Prospects: Nicolas Batum in the paint—prairie grass, blown by wind.
The Return of fatty
fatty, Big Daddy on the BE
Man o’ international renown
Postin’ from his own thrown
Tellin’ us what we couldn’t see
Book It!
Yeah, Book It!
This ain’t no hook slit
Yeah, Book It! Don’t look at it
I’m tellin’ ya, just, take it to the bank!
fatty’s predictin’ from his den
At the rate of LMA’s heart beat
With insight above men on the street
Filled with many attractive women
Book It!
Yeah, Book It!
This ain’t no hook slit
Yeah, Book It! Don’t look at it
I’m tellin’ ya, just, take it to the bank!
Sports talking at the bar with Profs
fatty’s the man from NY City
For the Goofs, there’s no pity
He’s thousands of comments, to get off
Book It!
Yeah, Book It!
This ain’t no hook slit
Yeah, Book It! Don’t look at it
I’m tellin’ ya, just, take it to the bank!
"You better come harder than that, little man, your makin' me laugh" G.O.
Bookit Background
http://www.blazersedge.com/2008/2/4/162945/7269
http://www.blazersedge.com/2007/9/14/01325/0129
http://www.blazersedge.com/2007/8/25/122240/713
These three helped me understand the phenomenon
"I also say it is good to fall, battles are lost in the same spirit in which they are won." Walt Whitman
See above
This is kind of pathetic.
No, scratch that, very pathetic.
"Jerryd is straight ahead at you. Rudy dips around. Jerryd is a rock. Rudy is the wind. Jerryd loves the ball in his hands. Rudy moves without it. Jerryd defends by getting up in your grill. Rudy plays the spaces in between. Jerryd has focused vision. Rudy sees all around him. Jerryd likes to score off of the dribble. Rudy can catch and shoot. Jerryd is aggressive. Rudy is sneaky. Jerryd will hit you hard. Rudy will annoy you until you hit him." -Dave
Word.
To welcome a friend back is pathetic?
You’ve posted a few times now with the exact same sentiment. Come up with something new at least.
I'm a really really ridiculously good looking orange mocha frappaccino drinking manhammer sandwich
i thought
he added another very. that would then INCREASE the passion and emotion of said sentiment. That would then be different and thus new.
Ford: Bill, you're claiming victory already? Have you had a "Mission Accomplished" banner printed yet?
http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/draft2008/columns/story?page=DraftDebate-080624
LOL You bring up a good point
but isn’t the piling on of more crap, just more crap. I guess if we’re thinking quantitavely, he’s adding something. It’s still like he’s throwing crap on people’s good time.
I'm a really really ridiculously good looking orange mocha frappaccino drinking manhammer sandwich
A shout cannot become an echo
without something hard to bounce off. A clap needs two hands. A fart needs two cheeks. A melodrama needs Kobe as well as Shaq.
Shaq and Kobe, bass fishing, get into an argument. Shaq grabs a fish out of the bucket and shoves it down Kobe’s throat. “Hey! Kobe! Tell me how’s my bass taste?!”
"Screw the chalupa – it’s the victory I want." --timg56
by MiledAnimal on Sep 18, 2008 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions
He's not a star, he's a catalyst
You’re right, there’s nothing funny or exceptional about his posts and comments that he should get the kind of attention he gets. It’s more that he’s an irritant, a curmudgeon, a contrarian. A post from fatty is like a lighted match onto a puddle of gasoline.
He must also be a marketing genius.
"Screw the chalupa – it’s the victory I want." --timg56
by MiledAnimal on Sep 18, 2008 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions
I would like to know the origin of the word "curmudgeon". I like it.
St. Bayno's 120 Haiku Prospects: Nicolas Batum in the paint—prairie grass, blown by wind.
Could it be that fatty
is an irritant that ultimately forms a pearl, like a grain of sand in an oyster?
Devil's Advocate or just argumentative?
+1
for the South Park reference!
In general, the art of government consists in taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other.
Some people might be underestimating exactly what the rotund one brings to the site...
If he were here last year, there probably wouldn’t been consistent Sergio vs. Jack flaming. Everybody’s angst and need to debate would have likely been redirected towards many of fatty’s comments. He is quite the character, to say the least….
RUDY > MJ
Right now my angst and need to debate is being redirected,
not at fatty, but at the seemingly overwhelming and fanatical manlove directed at him by others. If he shows up and posts about the Blazers, wonderful! I will welcome discussion. If I were him I would be seriously creeped out, folks.
"Jerryd is straight ahead at you. Rudy dips around. Jerryd is a rock. Rudy is the wind. Jerryd loves the ball in his hands. Rudy moves without it. Jerryd defends by getting up in your grill. Rudy plays the spaces in between. Jerryd has focused vision. Rudy sees all around him. Jerryd likes to score off of the dribble. Rudy can catch and shoot. Jerryd is aggressive. Rudy is sneaky. Jerryd will hit you hard. Rudy will annoy you until you hit him." -Dave
Word.
by joelor on Sep 17, 2008 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Were you around for him?
I was. I barely even remember him. Still, I can’t figure out how long anyone’s been here because of the format switch.
It’s cool to be a hater. Hate on.
I'm a really really ridiculously good looking orange mocha frappaccino drinking manhammer sandwich
I'm not hating on him. In fact I never said that.
Sure, I hope he comes back. I’ve read some of his posts, seems like a fairly knowledgeable, interesting guy who brings up some good points and brings a sorta wry, goofy style to his posts. Great, I like that.
No need to be inflammatory.
"Jerryd is straight ahead at you. Rudy dips around. Jerryd is a rock. Rudy is the wind. Jerryd loves the ball in his hands. Rudy moves without it. Jerryd defends by getting up in your grill. Rudy plays the spaces in between. Jerryd has focused vision. Rudy sees all around him. Jerryd likes to score off of the dribble. Rudy can catch and shoot. Jerryd is aggressive. Rudy is sneaky. Jerryd will hit you hard. Rudy will annoy you until you hit him." -Dave
Word.
joelor gulping the hatorade
like a dyin thirsty man serchin in the dry desert for the well of fattness taht wil slake his thirst for knowlidge of all things blazer book it goofs
"Screw the chalupa – it’s the victory I want." --timg56
Haha, ok
I have no respons to this. Touche sir.
"Jerryd is straight ahead at you. Rudy dips around. Jerryd is a rock. Rudy is the wind. Jerryd loves the ball in his hands. Rudy moves without it. Jerryd defends by getting up in your grill. Rudy plays the spaces in between. Jerryd has focused vision. Rudy sees all around him. Jerryd likes to score off of the dribble. Rudy can catch and shoot. Jerryd is aggressive. Rudy is sneaky. Jerryd will hit you hard. Rudy will annoy you until you hit him." -Dave
Word.
WOW WOW WOW
Don’t say “goofy” about fatty, whatever you do. He’ll implode.
The most amazing thing about my amazing ego is I have amazingly little about which to be egotistical.
The pick and roll this year will emphasize "roll" followed by "dunk", followed by the wailings and lamentations of your women.
Not him, but on the people that seem to love him
Not trying to be to start a fire. I’d have called you pathetic if I wanted to do that. I’m joking around, of course. I was here before he was banned and he never made an impression on me one way or the other. I love the cult following though. It’s just interesting.
It’s kind of like when you’re playing poker with a donkey. You don’t want to tap the tank and let them know how foolish they are. Their plat may annoy you at first, but in the end it becomes endearing (because you end up with their chips most often). While the fatty cult aren’t donkeys, it’s just the same kind of intriguing off beatness that makes it fun.
I'm a really really ridiculously good looking orange mocha frappaccino drinking manhammer sandwich
Technically, he wasn't banned.
It’s a self-imposed exile.
However I do recall Dave mentioning how he had discussions off line with fatty about how close to the line he was skating.
hakkaa päälle !
Nah.
fatty loves every bit of adulation we give him, however tongue-in-cheek it may be.
You might investigate the, ahem, career of a now-deceased New York socialite named Florence Foster Jenkins, who fancied herself an opera singer and would periodically rent out Carnegie Hall so she could perform. She had a rather interesting relationship, shall we say, with the usually mean-as-hell community of art critics in the Big Apple.
Wikipedia is a good place to start.
I shan’t say any more…
by EngineerScotty on Sep 17, 2008 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions
that...
is so awesome and perfect.
Ford: Bill, you're claiming victory already? Have you had a "Mission Accomplished" banner printed yet?
http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/draft2008/columns/story?page=DraftDebate-080624
oh... and... whatever you do
don’t ever EVER click on the listen button. The ears… they shall go deaf while screaming in agony.
Ford: Bill, you're claiming victory already? Have you had a "Mission Accomplished" banner printed yet?
http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/draft2008/columns/story?page=DraftDebate-080624
the fatty man crush
everyone has is weirding me out. this is like the second post in a week about the guy. he had some good points and stuff but i don’t understand this whole celeb status he has. the only reason he even stands out is because he never used capitals or punctuation. i don’t like to use capitals either but you got to at least have some periods in there. how tough is that? reading his posts kind of drove me nuts actually.
It's no difference
than the love affair people seem to be having for a certain Alaska governor, whose primary qualifications for higher office consist of being as un-cosmopolitan as humanly possible, while still living in and being a citizen of a first-world country. That, and a whole buncha male voters out there seem to think she’s hot—as if by voting for her, they might just get lucky.
Do I get bonus points for dragging politics into the discussion? :)
by EngineerScotty on Sep 17, 2008 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I award you 1000 points.
I hear she wears stylish glasses.
"Jerryd is straight ahead at you. Rudy dips around. Jerryd is a rock. Rudy is the wind. Jerryd loves the ball in his hands. Rudy moves without it. Jerryd defends by getting up in your grill. Rudy plays the spaces in between. Jerryd has focused vision. Rudy sees all around him. Jerryd likes to score off of the dribble. Rudy can catch and shoot. Jerryd is aggressive. Rudy is sneaky. Jerryd will hit you hard. Rudy will annoy you until you hit him." -Dave
Word.
Like that comedienne Tina Fey
St. Bayno's 120 Haiku Prospects: Nicolas Batum in the paint—prairie grass, blown by wind.
Hey, at least the unqualified candidate on the
Republican ticket isn’t the one running for president.
"Screw the chalupa – it’s the victory I want." --timg56
Nope
she’s just a heartbeat away though.
"Jerryd is straight ahead at you. Rudy dips around. Jerryd is a rock. Rudy is the wind. Jerryd loves the ball in his hands. Rudy moves without it. Jerryd defends by getting up in your grill. Rudy plays the spaces in between. Jerryd has focused vision. Rudy sees all around him. Jerryd likes to score off of the dribble. Rudy can catch and shoot. Jerryd is aggressive. Rudy is sneaky. Jerryd will hit you hard. Rudy will annoy you until you hit him." -Dave
Word.
by joelor on Sep 17, 2008 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
John McCain is old!
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
"Jerryd is straight ahead at you. Rudy dips around. Jerryd is a rock. Rudy is the wind. Jerryd loves the ball in his hands. Rudy moves without it. Jerryd defends by getting up in your grill. Rudy plays the spaces in between. Jerryd has focused vision. Rudy sees all around him. Jerryd likes to score off of the dribble. Rudy can catch and shoot. Jerryd is aggressive. Rudy is sneaky. Jerryd will hit you hard. Rudy will annoy you until you hit him." -Dave
Word.
Dude appears to be losin' it...
I almost feel sorry for to McCain. His own party forced him to select as veep a good-looking know-nothing that shows him up at every opportunity, the last remnants of the independence and integrity that made him electable in the first place are being washed away, and when he opens his mouth, in plops his foot.
Seriously. The guy is looking worse than Reagan’s last term in office.
by EngineerScotty on Sep 18, 2008 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I'd say McCain's age is a valid
concern.
Supposedly Bush is a carefree sort of guy. Yet it has definitely aged him to a degree. The job carries heavy burdens.
What I think is disingenuos on some from the left side of the spectrum is trying to play up Palin’s lack of experience. Particularly when their candidate of choice is no more experienced than Palin.
Personally, I don’t listen to what either candidate says, or how the talking heads offer opinion in the guise of analysis. Neither candidate has offered any sort of concrete policy, other than McCain vowing to remain in Iraq and Obama saying he’ll pull the troops out. Of the two, Obama’s is the least likely to occur, but only because reality is going to smack him should he win. He’ll end up making a small reduction while coming up with an explaination of why he hasn’t followed through on the promise.
We can pretty much count on the tax cuts to be rolled back if Obama wins. Mainly because a Democratic Congress wants it to happen and Obama will not stand in their way. As for his “plan” to reduce taxes for people earning under $250,000 a year – I wouldn’t hold my breath. Congress can let the tax cuts die without doing anything. Obama’s plan requires new legislation, which means Congress will have to go along.
hakkaa päälle !
Experience matters, but differently than you think
The whole experience issue is in some ways overblown. Four of the five previous presidents were governors with varying levels of experience in the international stage, or in the ways of DC. Two of ’em (Reagan and Clinton) were effective presidents, the other two (Bush and Carter) were disasters for their parties. Contrary to ridiculous chatter about “being next to Russia” and commanding the state National Guard, not much a governor does prepares one for the foreign-policy role of being President. Similar arguments can be made about senators.
What matters more are things like judgment, management skill, and intelligence. Carter was a piss-poor politician. Reagan wasn’t any genius, but he was a highly skilled and deft manager, and a quick study. Clinton is one of the top five most intelligent men to hold the office, even if he can’t keep his thomas in his trowsers. Bush is by all accounts a dullard, and one who is insecure and ideologically-driven.
What of Obama and Palin? Obama is one sharp cookie; though possibly not as shrewd as Clinton. He is learned. He exhibits far better self control, and has shown deft management skills. His main liability is his race (which many folks won’t vote for), and his lack of country charm—one of the reasons Palin was named to be McCain’s running mate.
Palin? She looks like George Bush in lipstick. She appears to be a bit smarter than Dubya, but is equally paranoid if not more so, has left chaos at every step of her political career, is presently clueless on issues outside the scope of Alaska politics, and she isn’t much interested, it seems, on expanding her knowledge—at least not until getting the VP gig. And her end of the world theology scares the heck out of me—it’s the sort of fundamentalism that is behind many of the worlds great massacres and purges.
I’m certain that a Democratic congress will probably make Obama eat his words on a no-tax pledge. But I’ll take that chance; because I’m certain that the alternative will be disasterous.
by EngineerScotty on Sep 18, 2008 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions
You may be dull and boring...
… but no way could fatty ever express himself in this manner. (Unless the whole fatty thing is just a style he dons.)
Well said.
I really don’t know much about Palin. Trying to learn about a person through the media in the course of an election is very well suited to gaining a clear picture. I would argue that she is either sharper than you indicate or at least very shrewd. Otherwise I don’t see how she achieves the Governor’s office at a fairly young age and with little political experience. There is also the fact that she is highly popular in her state across party lines. (Though I temper that with the fact that 2 years is short timeframe. It would mean more if it held after 4 years or at least half way into a second term.)
I agree that Obama is a very sharp man. I don’t see it as a disaster if he becomes the next President. Reality has a very sobering effect and contrary to what most Americans think, there isn’t a whole lot the President can do with regard to many of the issues that get talked about during a campaign. I believe one of the problems we as a nation face on politics is the idea you expressed above – that it will be a disaster if the other party’s candidate wins. We have become a society where everything is always a crisis, a disaster, a catastrophe (sp?). The news media acts like there was a time when hurricanes never hit the east or gulf coasts, tornados and flooding were unheard of in the midwest, fires were a rarity in California and the west. Right now everyone is saying we are in the worst economic situation since the Great Depression. They are either idiots or full of crap.
My parents grew up during the depression. My dad grew up the son of an immigrant coal miner in Pennsylvania. You want to know what hard times are? These aren’t it. Not by a long shot. Yet every politician and every media outlet is screaming about how bad things are. Guess what, if you start believing things are bad, there is a good chance they just might get that way.
The US economy may not be as sound as John McCain claimed it to be, but it is not in crisis because of what’s currently happening on Wall Street or in the housing market. This is just a blip. If you want to talk about fundamentals, you might want to start with the fact that an economy and a nation that grew into the most powerful in the world based on an aboundence of oil is now dependent on foreign imports of oil. (But that’s another post.)
Speaking as someone who saw their 401k dissappear as a result of Enron, who experienced 4 layoffs in 8 years, who paid for graduate school and a home mortgage while not having a job, who for 7+ months had to pay 4 mortgage payments when the sale of his wife’s house fell through after we had just bought our new place, I can say with all certainty that things are good. The end of world is not on the horizon. The future holds as much hope, opportunity and richness as it ever did. More so, in fact.
My apologies if this drifted into a rant. I just have little stomach for people saying what a disaster we are in, particularly when most of them are doing as well or better than I am.
hakkaa päälle !
Yeah, she's hot, in that Anita Bryant sort of way.
Free Joel Freeland! (with the purchase of 1 Wafer)
Hahahhhahahahhhhhaaaaaaa!!!!!! Hahahhhhahaahaaa! Good one.
"Besides, AnntheFan will be here any minute to #25 you." T Darkstar
how to get around the urge to vote for Sarah Palin
ask yourself W.W.J.G?
"Sure its been a v e r y long summer and I have fleas too. Quit complaining."--- My cat- Bonzi responding to the anticipation by fans of next years team.
She did help her Wasilla High school basketball team to the State Champinship.
And she is an outdoors person and a hunter …. all great things in my eyes. But I’m thinking real hard on how well those attributes might serve her as a potential president of our country. Well - that was a pressure free throw she made in the finals of the tournament. That must count for something. But I suppose her hot looks trumps all that.
I'm just a modest guy with much to be modest about
Margaret Thatcher
didn’t have hot looks. Maybe that’s why Britain is in such a mess today.
The most amazing thing about my amazing ego is I have amazingly little about which to be egotistical.
The pick and roll this year will emphasize "roll" followed by "dunk", followed by the wailings and lamentations of your women.
Anyone that keeps a basketball on her office desk gets my vote.
She will bring basketball to the masses. May even root for the Blazers since it is the closest NBA city to Alaska.
Don't forget...
Obama’s pretty good at hoops himself; and plans to install a basketball court at the White House if he’s elected.
I bet he could whoop Caribou Barbie’s butt in one-on-one.
by EngineerScotty on Sep 18, 2008 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions
Palin has already said that she would like the chalenge
I heard it in a interview the other night. She was a point guard so I am not sure who would excel more. It sure would be fun to watch and be a brake from all the nasty political crap that is being said.
I could say lots more about Palin...
…but it would be off topic here.
by EngineerScotty on Sep 18, 2008 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Not that...
its ever stopped me before. :)
by EngineerScotty on Sep 18, 2008 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions
From the comments we see at BE
it’s pretty obvious that a number of BE ers aren’t qualified to judge Nate’s ability to be an NBA coach. Now we are experts on who is qualified to be Vice President.
I have no idea whether Palin is qualified or not. Neither do I have a clue if McCain or Obama are qualified to be President.
For one, I don’t really know what it takes to be President, having never had to do the job or even be close enough to see it done. For another, how much do we know about either McCain or Obama, Palin or Biden? OK, McCain and Biden have been in politics for some time and have a record we can review. We can make some educated assumptions about what they might do. But as for Palin and Obama – they each have 2 years in office. That’s not a lot to go on.
So, when someone says that Palin is not qualified to be a “heartbeat” away from being President, they really mean that we don’t know whether she is or not. Just as we don’t know if Obama is qualfied to be President. All we have to go on is what they say.
hakkaa päälle !
Wait, wait, wait....
The role of vice president (and the president for that matter) is something that is voted on by the people. So, regardless of whether we are (as you say) “qualified” to decide, we are the ones who decide.
"Jerryd is straight ahead at you. Rudy dips around. Jerryd is a rock. Rudy is the wind. Jerryd loves the ball in his hands. Rudy moves without it. Jerryd defends by getting up in your grill. Rudy plays the spaces in between. Jerryd has focused vision. Rudy sees all around him. Jerryd likes to score off of the dribble. Rudy can catch and shoot. Jerryd is aggressive. Rudy is sneaky. Jerryd will hit you hard. Rudy will annoy you until you hit him." -Dave
Word.
Without question.
We get to vote. And by doing so we decide who we want to be President. What we are not doing is deciding who is more qualified. It’s like an experiment were we get to find out if the guy (or gal) we chose is indeed qualified.
I’d be curious to know what percentage of BE’ers vote. Statistical odds say that less than half will. (Possibly significantly less, as the average age here appears to be below 30.)
hakkaa päälle !
It seems like "qualified" is the wrong term to use here.
Because, basically, if voting is an experiment to see if someone is qualified, then in retrospect the only way to tell if they were qualified is to gauge their performance. And in my book, there is a difference between being “qualified” to be president and being successful as president.
"Jerryd is straight ahead at you. Rudy dips around. Jerryd is a rock. Rudy is the wind. Jerryd loves the ball in his hands. Rudy moves without it. Jerryd defends by getting up in your grill. Rudy plays the spaces in between. Jerryd has focused vision. Rudy sees all around him. Jerryd likes to score off of the dribble. Rudy can catch and shoot. Jerryd is aggressive. Rudy is sneaky. Jerryd will hit you hard. Rudy will annoy you until you hit him." -Dave
Word.
Ignorance FTW!
I don’t vote, just to avoid conversations like these. If I said I voted, someone would want to talk about it. (Actually, it still gets me a lecture about the evils of not voting.) There is no point in talking about religion or politics, because NO ONE is going to change their mind.
This is a diary about Fatty. We need to be talking about Fatty or not commenting.
The Josh abides.
Dave's commenting under Tom's name?
He must be using his Jedi mind control to get Tom to enforce the rules.
"Screw the chalupa – it’s the victory I want." --timg56
well, I'll believe it when I see it
Frankly I suspect the fatty era is permanently over. For all we know the Man might have been posting this whole time under a different screenname.
The perfect is the enemy of the good.
According to James Kunstler, who writes a well-respected if slightly profane financial blog whose title I cannot repeat here, "The Republicans must be clearly identified as the party that wrecked America... it's hard to imagine the American people giving the clean-up task to the very group that created the mess -- no matter how many cute little faces Sarah Palin can make on TV."
Crickets -- Crickets -- Crickets ;-)
St. Bayno's 120 Haiku Prospects: Nicolas Batum in the paint—prairie grass, blown by wind.
This is like politics
with republicans and democrats…
You hate him, you love him, or you ignore him.
Ford: Bill, you're claiming victory already? Have you had a "Mission Accomplished" banner printed yet?
http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/draft2008/columns/story?page=DraftDebate-080624
by ratbastird on Sep 17, 2008 3:38 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
someone should make a poll...
you hate him, you love him, or you ignore him right? apparently this subject gets plenty of attention
Afew years ago, a broadcaster once said Pryzbilla's name is "Polish for 'personal foul.'" Ouch.
according to fatty's profile
he last logged in Sept 11th, 2008…. he’s coming….
http://www.sbnation.com/users/fatty
There is probably no more terrible instance of enlightenment than the one in which you discover your father is a man — with human flesh.
Paul Muad'Dib - Dune (Frank Herbert)
My Translation: My Dad is a dude just like me, and my sons are dudes like me also. I love that.
Season Tix: Section 315, with my sons
The video is already out: I know that everything is gonna be alright, he's coming back, like he said he would
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIyQefMvl8g
St. Bayno's 120 Haiku Prospects: Nicolas Batum in the paint—prairie grass, blown by wind.
Stop posting about fatty,
Why in the world are people even talking about him? Good grief, why give him what he wants? He was an arrogant, self proclaimed “mans man” with a “this is how it is” attitude. I was here when he was posting and fully remember how much I disliked him. I don’t want to read stupid overconfident comments by him or stupid praise sent his way. Put this garbage in the JUNK drawer where it belongs.
You just
posted about fatty.
The most amazing thing about my amazing ego is I have amazingly little about which to be egotistical.
The pick and roll this year will emphasize "roll" followed by "dunk", followed by the wailings and lamentations of your women.
It's the offseason.
The draft is over. Vegas summer league is over. The main free agent signing period is over. Training camp has not started yet.
The only good things to talk about are:
1) The election
2) Football (whichever kind you like)
3) The pennant races in baseball
4) fatty.
The fatty fenomenon is an interesting study in group psychology.
Plus, we’re waiting to hear him say something nice about Martell Webster. #8 had a respectable season last year (after two horrible first years), and fatty wasn’t around to sing his praises.
by EngineerScotty on Sep 18, 2008 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions
Yes!
It will be worth it having him back to have him have to say something nice about Martell — and Travis, too, for that matter.
The most amazing thing about my amazing ego is I have amazingly little about which to be egotistical.
The pick and roll this year will emphasize "roll" followed by "dunk", followed by the wailings and lamentations of your women.
Things to talk about
1) the election – love this topic, but others get tired of it
2) Football – Redskins are off to a so-so start, as are the SeaChickens. Maryland beat Cal, but they are 1-2. Sort of hard to get excited about football until a team I’m interested in starts performing ok.
3) Pennant races – I’m an Orioles fan. I’m not sure I know what a pennant race is.
4) fatty – I’d rather discuss Scotty than fatty. At least the Engineer brings intelligent conversation to BE.
hakkaa päälle !
But I'm boring
Dreadfully so. Got a wife, four kids, a job, live in Beaverton. What’s interesting about that?
by EngineerScotty on Sep 18, 2008 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Tell us you have
four wives, a kid and a job. That’s definitely interesting.
"Screw the chalupa – it’s the victory I want." --timg56
One wife is enough.
And fortunately, she doesn’t read BE.
:)
by EngineerScotty on Sep 18, 2008 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow, this is like watching some crazy social experiment.
And soon it will be more interesting. If it’s this crazy about him without him here, the results of his arrival, should be equally as interesting if not more so. And when I say interesting, I mean “can’t pull my eyes away from the train wreck” interesting. I haven’t seen this much vitriol commingled with eager anticipation since… since about five seconds ago, as we’re in an election year.
One of Two Official Blazer's Edge Poets Laureate for the 2008-2009 Season
"In vino veritas." - Latin proverb
"Ich sitze hier und trinke mein gutes Wittenbergisch Bier und das Reich Gottes kommt von ganz alleine" - Martin Luther
"μηκέτι ὑδροπότει, ἀλλὰ οἴνῳ ὀλίγῳ χρῶ διὰ τὸν στόμαχον καὶ τὰς πυκνάς σου ἀσθενείας." - 1 Timothy 5:23
VIVA FATTY!!!
you know you want to shout NIN TEN DO!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DpJyG7B6tAI
"Besides, I met a girl who loves basketball, blazers, and spurs. I'm sorry, you really can't dampen my mood right now :)" -ratbastird(after oden's surgery)
I am not usually a stickler for rules but....
…seriously….why is this allowed in fanposts? No offense EngineerScotty, but there’s been plenty of posts from people new and old who get thrashed for putting up some terrible trade proposals which at least has something to do with basketball yet this fanpost gets recommended? Isn’t the whole point of the junk drawer for this type of content?
I’m usually a pretty chill guy here on the blog. This just rubs me the wrong way. Me thinks there’s a double standard in the Bedge community.
BINGO, BANGO, BONGO
It's just an old-timer thing....
fatty has been a member here for a long time (in Internet years, at least), and a staple of BE culture.
And no, I ain’t he—my shift key works. :)
by EngineerScotty on Sep 17, 2008 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions
fatty was to BE culture as...
as Zach Randolph was to Jail Blazer culture…
by In Walks Rudy on Sep 18, 2008 5:34 AM PDT up reply actions
Apparently
his absense has made many of hearts grown fonder. I remember fatty as a poster Dave had to sensor more than most for rude comments and personal attacks against those who expressed a different opinion. I also remember him as a die hard Rockets supporter once they hired Rick Adelman even though they still had the same players accept for a euro import who had never done much in Europe. He expressed him opinions, which is great, but he made it hard for other posters to express theirs as he would constantly put people down for it. Maybe once he comes back, people will realise who great the BE community was without him.
by usmcr3049 on Sep 18, 2008 7:55 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
oh, one more thing
He left at exactly 8pm on 9/18/08 according to his post, so if he is true to his word, he will post tonight at 8pm. I am guess he will as he was never a liar or untrue to his word, just kinda came off as a jerk while posting.
He's kind of the Louie De Palma of Blazers Edge.
"Sometimes GSoM can be the WWE of basketball!" - Tony.psd
23214 seconds till the Return
It’s getting close.
"You better come harder than that, little man, your makin' me laugh" G.O.
EngineerScotty Alter Ego= fatty
Thats what I think, he mentions him more then anyone else (more like the only one that mentions him), he makes dumb post announcing his comeback, calls him the master. I dont know, just seems fishy.
Seems like
you just mentioned fatty, too. ES isn’t the only one to mention him.
The most amazing thing about my amazing ego is I have amazingly little about which to be egotistical.
The pick and roll this year will emphasize "roll" followed by "dunk", followed by the wailings and lamentations of your women.
All our talk about fatty isn't really about him.
Fatty is a metaphor for BEdgers. When we discuss him, we are really talking about ourselves. We love him. We hate him. It’s complex. It’s therapeutic.
I feel better now.
"Screw the chalupa – it’s the victory I want." --timg56
Dude
Of course I mentioned him, THIS IS A POST ABOUT FATTY!! My point is th ES mentions him in post were there is no reason to mention him, and he creates post about his return.
The first rule of fatty club...
…is, always talk about fatty club.
Or something like that.
by EngineerScotty on Sep 18, 2008 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions
You said ES is the "only one that mentions him"
Now you did it again.
You must be ES.
If you read one of those links above, you would know that ES is not fatty. Dave is fatty, and fatty is Dave. I said it, so it must be true. Book it.
The most amazing thing about my amazing ego is I have amazingly little about which to be egotistical.
The pick and roll this year will emphasize "roll" followed by "dunk", followed by the wailings and lamentations of your women.
I thought it was firmly established
that I was Kevin Pritchard.
Either that, or I really am the guy from Star Trek, living in the 21st century because the beer is better than in the 24th.
I forget which.
But I am most certainly not fatty, a personality so outsized that he need not fabricate alter-egos for himself.
by EngineerScotty on Sep 18, 2008 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions
Mortimer is KP, isn't he?
I’m so confused.
I don’t even know who I am. Actually, I’m an Englishman who hates Scots. Really.
The most amazing thing about my amazing ego is I have amazingly little about which to be egotistical.
The pick and roll this year will emphasize "roll" followed by "dunk", followed by the wailings and lamentations of your women.
Maybe you are the young Scotty and fatty is his older-ego
St. Bayno's 120 Haiku Prospects: Nicolas Batum in the paint—prairie grass, blown by wind.
Mebbe
But I kne better than t’ have two copies of meself livin’ at th’ same time, laddie. Might mess up th’ space-time continuum, ye know.
But then, I nev’r bothered with worryin’ ’boot such thins afore…
by EngineerScotty on Sep 18, 2008 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Actually
I’m an Englishman who hates Scots. Really. Four comments up.
The most amazing thing about my amazing ego is I have amazingly little about which to be egotistical.
The pick and roll this year will emphasize "roll" followed by "dunk", followed by the wailings and lamentations of your women.
He's a racist, of course
Please don’t tell us you can’t tell the difference between the way English and Scots look.
"Screw the chalupa – it’s the victory I want." --timg56
I can
Actually, we Scots love the English. They taste great if cooked properly.
The most amazing thing about my amazing ego is I have amazingly little about which to be egotistical.
The pick and roll this year will emphasize "roll" followed by "dunk", followed by the wailings and lamentations of your women.
Is this a paradox?
Are you a Scot who loves the English or an Englishman who hates Scots?
"Besides, AnntheFan will be here any minute to #25 you." T Darkstar
I am a troublemaker
who loves confusing people.
The most amazing thing about my amazing ego is I have amazingly little about which to be egotistical.
The pick and roll this year will emphasize "roll" followed by "dunk", followed by the wailings and lamentations of your women.
by jscot on Sep 19, 2008 1:28 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
NO!
"Besides, AnntheFan will be here any minute to #25 you." T Darkstar
by annthefan on Sep 19, 2008 1:32 AM PDT up reply actions 5 recs
rec
The most amazing thing about my amazing ego is I have amazingly little about which to be egotistical.
The pick and roll this year will emphasize "roll" followed by "dunk", followed by the wailings and lamentations of your women.
I´ve bought the new version of Norton Security Scan.
It includes the Norton Anti-off topic defender.
The Midnight Rambler. Born to make mistakes.
by amlmart1 on Sep 19, 2008 6:03 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
LoL can we please send one of those to Tom
"I think that the team that wins game five will win the series. Unless we lose game five."
Who else? Charles Barkley
by prezofdeath on Sep 20, 2008 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions
We are on topic
The real topic is always ME. These last few posts have been as on topic as BE ever gets.
The most amazing thing about my amazing ego is I have amazingly little about which to be egotistical.
The pick and roll this year will emphasize "roll" followed by "dunk", followed by the wailings and lamentations of your women.
No
It means ES was off-topic when he started this fanpost.
The most amazing thing about my amazing ego is I have amazingly little about which to be egotistical.
The pick and roll this year will emphasize "roll" followed by "dunk", followed by the wailings and lamentations of your women.
Wow! I went green twice in one week!
"Besides, AnntheFan will be here any minute to #25 you." T Darkstar
by annthefan on Sep 20, 2008 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
You think the fatmeister is punctual, despite his disdain for punctuation?
St. Bayno's 120 Haiku Prospects: Nicolas Batum in the paint—prairie grass, blown by wind.
So
Where is the fat one? I guess he is not a man of his word afterall…
Why should he respond?
He’s getting way more comments by remaining silent.
"Screw the chalupa – it’s the victory I want." --timg56
by MiledAnimal on Sep 19, 2008 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions
You can only wait offstage for so long...
before you come back onstage for your encore.
Otherwise, the crowd gets bored and goes home. Sucks for a mega-personality when that happens.
by EngineerScotty on Sep 19, 2008 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions
You're right!
I already feel like I waited at the airport for Rudy and it turned out that Mike Barrett had the day wrong.
"Screw the chalupa – it’s the victory I want." --timg56
This scares me to death
I never, ever successfully completed the reading of a Fatty post. I can’t remember who said it but they said it accurately: reading Fatty makes my eyes bleed.
I am not looking forward to his return. If I want to get punished in this fashion, I will read James Joyce.
James Joyce is like fatty i've never completed reading anything written by either of them
TominHawaii is secretly a huge Jazz fan
Soooo fatty is history?
He hasn’t been on in a few weeks…
"I think that the team that wins game five will win the series. Unless we lose game five."
Who else? Charles Barkley
Ol' # 77 (UID)
I suspect imminent return of the immense one, will be on his own schedule.
"You better come harder than that, little man, your makin' me laugh" G.O.
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- Kevin Love would like the NBA to take the MLB’s approach on All-Star games
- Kobe Bryant fires a few hilarious salvos at Jeremy Lin
- Brandon Jennings states the obvious regarding his 2014 free agency, everyone goes nuts
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