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Trail Mix/Junk Drawer 09/15/08 - Blazers Fanfest

To all those of you fine BEdger's who think I know what I'm talking about, I do not. My roommate left me OLD PASSES from last years Fanfest on my kitchen table and I thought (turns out she found them when she was cleaning out her room) they were for this year but alas, they were not, so I gave all you fine people wrong information, please forgive me, of if you won't, I understand. (does ANYONE really know when the fanfest is!?!?!?)

I HAVE JUST BEEN INFORMED THE FANFEST is, when I said it was originally, oh who cares no one even reads this part of Trail Mix.

Really? Nobody has junk drawer this morning? Come on people! So what did you do this weekend? I got a little note from my roommate this morning reminding me that the Annual Blazer's Fan Fest (the best time to see the players for free) will be Friday October 3rd at 5pm at the Rose Garden. I hope to see you all there! In other news about my weekend. I wanted to go to the beach with friend Mary this weekend. Let's just say yesterday was an adventure. On the way to the beach we got stuck in this 2 hour long traffic jam, we just drove in circles looking for a side road till it got clear, but when we got to the spot we were climbing, neakamie mt., things went better and we hiked for a few hours till we got to that view you see in postcards looking over the crashing waves a thousand feet below. Then we walked down to short sands beach and watched some guys surf for an hour while the sun set in the background. Then on the way back there was this whole 1-1/2 traffic delay of fifteen miles of cars stopping and going, and there was NO ACCIDENT! Just a bunch of idiot driver's going slow. Then we almost ran out of gas cause of the stupid slow traffic and had to back track 10 miles to get more gas. Then when we finally got back into town we got some happy hour and played some darts so it all worked.

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You beat me by 10 minutes... Here's the open of my deleted Trail Mix...

Rather than starting half a day early and running and extra day long to get up to 50% of TiH Junk Drawer numbers, like other leading brands, I’ll start this one late and go for exclusivity… Only the HOT people are posting in this one, baby! That’s why the reply numbers resemble a fanshot of an old Shaquille O’Neil rap video…

So let’s start with football… How ‘bout them Seahawks? You think the Blazers have injury problems, the Hawks are missing their wideouts No. 1, 2, 3, and 4 to injury. Then yesterday they lost players 5 (Seneca Wallace in pre-game warmup) and 6 to injury. That’s akin to the Blazers losing ALL their guards — every single damned one of them — to injury simultaneously. So feel lucky that the Blazers’ injury issues are so (relatively) minor.

TiH reminded me that I need to mention politics in an open, just because. The Smith-Merkley race is polling about even. There is some indication that this clean and positive campaign might take a turn towards negativity in the near future. I am concerned.

I am also concerned about the stock market. Not too concerned, because I wouldn’t put five cents into the stock market. But when that puppy blows up, it will have negative consequences for us all. Today might be the day. It’s gonna be an ugly day in any event. Stay tuned.

That’s enough for now. Say something nice about Sam Bowie and help your karma.

xoxox,

timbo

"TominHawaii's real name is Hubert and he's a rancher in Burns."

by timbo on Sep 15, 2008 8:54 AM PDT reply actions  

the Smith-Merkley race is not clean have you seen those ad's?

He wanted to vote to cut benfit’s to soldiers. He up’d his own pay.

Sam Bowie loves his family. And played a good amount of years more then Darius ever will.

The stock market is for people with money, and money they can afford to loose. I can barely afford my two mortgage’s.

Football? How bout them Ducks!? Getting it done in double overtime! Now that was a game. But Pro Football? I want another Pro Sports Team. I will wait to fall in love Futbol when we get an MLS team.

Sorry for beating you by ten minutes, but this IS my first Junk Drawer, and I do have alot of Junk, ahem, in my drawers. How am I doin?

"It's how you play the Ga-ame..." - Greg Oden with Justin Timeberlake at the Espy's

by BlazermaniacAndy on Sep 15, 2008 9:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

How ABOUT them Ducks.

Just about made me crap my pants. Roper is a loss, but it will also be nice to see what we can get out of the promising underclassmen. Also, we showed resilience in the face of some serious adversity. go ducks.

"Jerryd is straight ahead at you. Rudy dips around. Jerryd is a rock. Rudy is the wind. Jerryd loves the ball in his hands. Rudy moves without it. Jerryd defends by getting up in your grill. Rudy plays the spaces in between. Jerryd has focused vision. Rudy sees all around him. Jerryd likes to score off of the dribble. Rudy can catch and shoot. Jerryd is aggressive. Rudy is sneaky. Jerryd will hit you hard. Rudy will annoy you until you hit him." -Dave

Word.

by joelor on Sep 15, 2008 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Quack Quack

Yeah I was biting my ingrown toe nails to pieces. (picture that) Roper, Get well soon, but I am forward to seeing Young Buc and Company and that one running back who got it into the endzone in 2 ot next game. One day I hope to graduate from Oregon, being 26 it looks harder each year, Business baby, I need Andy Inc.

"It's how you play the Ga-ame..." - Greg Oden with Justin Timeberlake at the Espy's

by BlazermaniacAndy on Sep 15, 2008 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

i would not want to be a Oregon QB

you are almost assured of one major injury in your 4 years there

Woof

by Charles Barkley McLovin on Sep 16, 2008 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds like a hymen in my house.

Zing! That is either really funny or really perverse. So just to keep it family friendly, lets pretend my house is a convent.

"Sometimes GSoM can be the WWE of basketball!" - Tony.psd

by tominhawaii on Sep 16, 2008 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

what's a hymen? Let's pretend my house is brothel

Oregon QB’s, don’t get me started, speaking of which, did you hear Broadway Brett’s back-up decided to hit the road and go play in the MLB instead? I am talking of course of Kellen Clemens.

"It's how you play the Ga-ame..." - Greg Oden with Justin Timeberlake at the Espy's

by BlazermaniacAndy on Sep 16, 2008 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

No way

"Sometimes GSoM can be the WWE of basketball!" - Tony.psd

by tominhawaii on Sep 16, 2008 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wondered why the Niners were able to beat them

but I’ll take the win anyway.

I shoot layups like they're jumpers.

by MiledAnimal on Sep 15, 2008 9:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Haha! screw the seahawks, thats what I say.

But my Bills are looking quite impressive! Things are looking up.

"Jerryd is straight ahead at you. Rudy dips around. Jerryd is a rock. Rudy is the wind. Jerryd loves the ball in his hands. Rudy moves without it. Jerryd defends by getting up in your grill. Rudy plays the spaces in between. Jerryd has focused vision. Rudy sees all around him. Jerryd likes to score off of the dribble. Rudy can catch and shoot. Jerryd is aggressive. Rudy is sneaky. Jerryd will hit you hard. Rudy will annoy you until you hit him." -Dave

Word.

by joelor on Sep 15, 2008 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bills Schmills

No actually they look good this year, could be the surprise team to beat. Right next to my Blazers.

"It's how you play the Ga-ame..." - Greg Oden with Justin Timeberlake at the Espy's

by BlazermaniacAndy on Sep 15, 2008 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

No way was I gonna do the Junk drawer today

this one has the potential to be an alltime low (less than the Mendoza line of 35) Now I could have brought up politics like Timbo…or stated that Darius is getting a raw deal to drive up the stats….but that would be cheating.

Styx -"I'm schizophrenic....and so am I"

by 92wastheyear on Sep 15, 2008 9:09 AM PDT reply actions  

Trail Mix is all about quantity v. quality...

"TominHawaii's real name is Hubert and he's a rancher in Burns."

by timbo on Sep 15, 2008 9:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

.............................. just like my posts.

"TominHawaii's real name is Hubert and he's a rancher in Burns."

by timbo on Sep 15, 2008 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

And by the way, how come "Trail Mix" has beat "Junk Drawer" in user polling TWICE...

…………………………. yet everybody continues to use the old name?

"TominHawaii's real name is Hubert and he's a rancher in Burns."

by timbo on Sep 15, 2008 9:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

so was it supposed to be Trail Mix? mmmmm I'm hungry

and why you gotta hate and say this is gonna get the least posts ever? :( Andy sad

"It's how you play the Ga-ame..." - Greg Oden with Justin Timeberlake at the Espy's

by BlazermaniacAndy on Sep 15, 2008 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

happy now?

"It's how you play the Ga-ame..." - Greg Oden with Justin Timeberlake at the Espy's

by BlazermaniacAndy on Sep 15, 2008 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

was that particular 35 comment Junk Drawer the Blazing Embers one

Im guessing it was

I ask to be or not to be, A rogue or peasant slave is what
you see; A boy who loved his mother’s knee, And so I ask
to be or not to be. So here’s my plea, I beg of you, And say
you see a little hope for me. To fight or flee, to fight or flee,
I ask myself to be or not to be

by bow4meow on Sep 15, 2008 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, plus Trail Mix seems like it has to do too much with Trail Blazers

we come to the junk drawer to talk about things that DON’T matter to the cosmo’s

"It's how you play the Ga-ame..." - Greg Oden with Justin Timeberlake at the Espy's

by BlazermaniacAndy on Sep 15, 2008 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

You were on the Sunset Hwy?

We didn’t have any problem getting through there this summer on vacation. The worst Oregon traffic jam I’ve ever had the displeasure of crawling through was on I-5 between Eugene and the turnoff to Corvallis. It took two hours to cover, what is that, 40 miles? California is a lot more famous for traffic, but at least most of the freeways there are six or eight or ten lanes.

I shoot layups like they're jumpers.

by MiledAnimal on Sep 15, 2008 9:14 AM PDT reply actions  

Seattle gets really nasty during commute time...

……………………………… which is getting to be pretty close to 24/7.

"TominHawaii's real name is Hubert and he's a rancher in Burns."

by timbo on Sep 15, 2008 9:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

.................................. Oregon traffic is for babies.

"TominHawaii's real name is Hubert and he's a rancher in Burns."

by timbo on Sep 15, 2008 9:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah that's true, Seattle is a joke (born there)

We are just getting some of those awesome Cali driver’s up here, what?! Rain!?!?! GO REALLY REALLY SLOW!?!?! What!?! Snow!?!? Quick everybody wreck!

"It's how you play the Ga-ame..." - Greg Oden with Justin Timeberlake at the Espy's

by BlazermaniacAndy on Sep 15, 2008 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Cali drivers go slow?

My experience is that the worse the weather, the faster they drive, I guess so they can get home sooner. They’re probably driving slowly up there because they can’t figure out where they are because of all the trees and shrubbery.

I shoot layups like they're jumpers.

by MiledAnimal on Sep 15, 2008 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

"Fast" drivers cause many traffic jams

Or rather, drivers who follow closely, which is usually correlated with speed.

by royroty on Sep 15, 2008 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have just noticed alot more cars on the road in years past

I vote everyone must take a bicycle to work once a week, except me of course, I am exempt to drive all alone on the freeway

"It's how you play the Ga-ame..." - Greg Oden with Justin Timeberlake at the Espy's

by BlazermaniacAndy on Sep 15, 2008 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, but rubbernecking is the worst culprit of all.

"Jerryd is straight ahead at you. Rudy dips around. Jerryd is a rock. Rudy is the wind. Jerryd loves the ball in his hands. Rudy moves without it. Jerryd defends by getting up in your grill. Rudy plays the spaces in between. Jerryd has focused vision. Rudy sees all around him. Jerryd likes to score off of the dribble. Rudy can catch and shoot. Jerryd is aggressive. Rudy is sneaky. Jerryd will hit you hard. Rudy will annoy you until you hit him." -Dave

Word.

by joelor on Sep 15, 2008 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

coincidence.... bad drivers

I just got tailgated out of town on the HWY and even though I was doing 57 the guy on my @$$ continued to do so, then with no safety margin jammed it to pass me into oncoming traffic, I had to slow down and veer right to give him adequate life-saving calamity margin…. He gave me the bird as I held out my hand in a WTF motion. Needless to say, he didnt consider the 5 cars in front of me holding him back no less. So I ended up riding his tail into town. When I turned off, the guy lifted his hand once more toss me the Im #1 sign.

The more I try to accept things the more I fall susceptible to road rage.

I ask to be or not to be, A rogue or peasant slave is what
you see; A boy who loved his mother’s knee, And so I ask
to be or not to be. So here’s my plea, I beg of you, And say
you see a little hope for me. To fight or flee, to fight or flee,
I ask myself to be or not to be

by bow4meow on Sep 15, 2008 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

What calmed me down

was reading that there are firearms in 20% of the cars on the road.

I shoot layups like they're jumpers.

by MiledAnimal on Sep 15, 2008 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

only cops and cowards carry a firearm to defend themselves

I was more then willing to step out of the vehicle to confront this punk…. ya know, why is so many people when they’re wrong go on the attack?

I ask to be or not to be, A rogue or peasant slave is what
you see; A boy who loved his mother’s knee, And so I ask
to be or not to be. So here’s my plea, I beg of you, And say
you see a little hope for me. To fight or flee, to fight or flee,
I ask myself to be or not to be

by bow4meow on Sep 15, 2008 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I cut a guy off last night (what!?!?) you want me to wait in line!?!?

He wasn’t too happy either, he made some reference to a flying bird, but alas, who are we to display heavenly creatures by raising a single finger? Such act’s should be reserved for Tom, and all those fine driver’s in hawaii. (most on some type of upper from what I hear through the grapevine, and by that I mean have seen first person on my recent trip to the big island)

"It's how you play the Ga-ame..." - Greg Oden with Justin Timeberlake at the Espy's

by BlazermaniacAndy on Sep 15, 2008 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I carry a Blazer's sticker for slapping on un-suspecting bumpers in my neighborhood

"It's how you play the Ga-ame..." - Greg Oden with Justin Timeberlake at the Espy's

by BlazermaniacAndy on Sep 15, 2008 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's been more than 20 years since I flipped somebody off

or swore at them out the window. I figured it brought me down to the level of the idiot I was dealing with.

Besides, a smile is much more effective. When someone gives you the finger, smile at them. It drives them nuts.

hakkaa päälle !

by timg56 on Sep 16, 2008 7:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

I yelled "f you" out my window at a guy yesterday

He was behind me in the right lane and we both moved to left lane at the same time, and he honked at me. I flip people off all the time and call them way dirty words.

A huge pet peeve of mine are people who pull out in front of me. On the street or freeway, say you’re the last car in a group of three with no one in front of the group or behind, and there is enough space for a car to fit between you and the car in front of you. Locals always pull into that vacant spot going about 20 MPH under the speed limit, instead of waiting 5 seconds for you to pass. I pull up next to those people and yell, "You couldn’t wait 5 {expletive deleted} seconds for me to get past you stupid {expletive deleted} {expletive deleted}? Then I flip them off and tell them to go do something with some more colorful expletives. When my wife is driving, she always rolls up my window, before I can shout it out. I love flipping off old people.

"Sometimes GSoM can be the WWE of basketball!" - Tony.psd

by tominhawaii on Sep 16, 2008 7:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah on the way to work today I met a great driver

Traffic is stop and go, so I choose to just travel a slower speed and thus limit my stopping, this arsehole speed’s up from behind me whips in the other lane real quick in the little gap, passes me like gas and then cuts right back in front of me, I (literally) applauded his heroicly stupid move.

"It's how you play the Ga-ame..." - Greg Oden with Justin Timeberlake at the Espy's

by BlazermaniacAndy on Sep 16, 2008 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

I love those guys

The folks who pass 3 cars and almost kill everyone so they can be 3 cars ahead of everyone in bumper to bumper traffic. Another neat thing here is the take the exit on the right but do it from the 3rd lane on the left with no blinker. They merge onto the freeway that way too.

"Sometimes GSoM can be the WWE of basketball!" - Tony.psd

by tominhawaii on Sep 16, 2008 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

My pet peeve

is people who turn into raving, finger-waving, foaming-at-the-mouth lunatics just because I rear-end them at 120 mph. Losers.

I shoot layups like they're jumpers.

by MiledAnimal on Sep 16, 2008 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah or those silly lawyers whose 10,000$ japense tree I crash into

While doing 50 down a 20mph zone, while his kids could of have been playing out there! Let’s just say that’s why I paid $400 per month insurance for the last, oh 5 or so years. Now, I’ drive low, and slow. Just like all my friends. (Dd na na da na na na na, Na na na na na, hey!)

"It's how you play the Ga-ame..." - Greg Oden with Justin Timeberlake at the Espy's

by BlazermaniacAndy on Sep 16, 2008 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

you got me

busting a gut here… As I read that I was like WHAT?!!! then concluded and pretty much lost it…. good work Ma

"Oh, for shame! Just look at those finger nails! My, I'll bet you monsters lead in-teresting lives. I said to my girl friend just the other day, 'Gee, I'll bet monsters are in-teresting.' I said. The places you must go and the things you must see -- my stars! I bet you meet lots of in-teresting people too. I'm always in-terested in meeting in-teresting people. Now let's dip our patties in the water!"

by bow4meow on Sep 16, 2008 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Those people and people who drive slow in the left hand lane

are the ones I would see lined up and shot.

At a minimum I should be allowed to order on of those Cadillac Gage Mk1 1 meter turrets. They come with a wide variety of options. I’d choose the one with the high intensity search beam, the M2 HB and the Mk19 40 mm auto grenade launcher.

hakkaa päälle !

by timg56 on Sep 16, 2008 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well of course

Why would you want to be without a search beam?!

"It's how you play the Ga-ame..." - Greg Oden with Justin Timeberlake at the Espy's

by BlazermaniacAndy on Sep 16, 2008 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here's another driving faux-paus that really gets my goat

When you approach an intersection and you get to the stop line at the same time, so you waive the guy on your right to proceed and he waives back at you like ..No No, you go first.
 GRRRR!!!!!

"Oh, for shame! Just look at those finger nails! My, I'll bet you monsters lead in-teresting lives. I said to my girl friend just the other day, 'Gee, I'll bet monsters are in-teresting.' I said. The places you must go and the things you must see -- my stars! I bet you meet lots of in-teresting people too. I'm always in-terested in meeting in-teresting people. Now let's dip our patties in the water!"

by bow4meow on Sep 16, 2008 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

What causes traffic jams

besides lots of traffic, are drivers who slow down to gaze at something (accident, police ticketing stop, etc) and drivers who drive slow in the left lane.

Traffic is all about maintaining flow.

hakkaa päälle !

by timg56 on Sep 16, 2008 7:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Drip Drip

"It's how you play the Ga-ame..." - Greg Oden with Justin Timeberlake at the Espy's

by BlazermaniacAndy on Sep 16, 2008 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

That's why I use Flonase.

I shoot layups like they're jumpers.

by MiledAnimal on Sep 16, 2008 9:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

I meant the Adult Diaper type of drip silly

Let’s keep this post about 13 years old mentally please

"It's how you play the Ga-ame..." - Greg Oden with Justin Timeberlake at the Espy's

by BlazermaniacAndy on Sep 16, 2008 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

In the rain, California drivers are THE WORST.

They either:

1) Drive really, really slowly like they are in a blizzard and can’t see the road in front of them (this is actually the better of the two), or

2) drive normally, as if there were no rain, at 25 mph over the speed limit, causing extreme danger.

I was driving out of downtown from a show last spring and it started pouring rain on the freeway. In the 30 minutes on the freeway, we saw DOZENS of cars in accidents, and we actually saw cars get into 2 separate accidents. People in Cali suck. (unless they are originally from Oregon).

"Jerryd is straight ahead at you. Rudy dips around. Jerryd is a rock. Rudy is the wind. Jerryd loves the ball in his hands. Rudy moves without it. Jerryd defends by getting up in your grill. Rudy plays the spaces in between. Jerryd has focused vision. Rudy sees all around him. Jerryd likes to score off of the dribble. Rudy can catch and shoot. Jerryd is aggressive. Rudy is sneaky. Jerryd will hit you hard. Rudy will annoy you until you hit him." -Dave

Word.

by joelor on Sep 15, 2008 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you.

Not to start a worst-driver flame-fest here, but I’ve always believed that Washington drivers are the worst in the world, going back to my days growing-up in the Portland area. I even taught my son that when I was teaching him how to drive. “Son,” I said, "if you see a car with a Washington license plate, assume that he is likely to do literally anything behind the wheel: cross three lanes of freeway traffic to make an exit he is passing, stop in the middle of the road, blind you with his high beams because he’s too ignorant to realize they’re on or that they bother oncoming drivers, drive the wrong way down a one-way street, and so on.

I shoot layups like they're jumpers.

by MiledAnimal on Sep 15, 2008 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Try driving in Hawaii

The left turn signal is a shaka or sometimes you can see them looking in their rear view mirror, the right turn signal is just the brake lights. You can’t really drive that fast here so everyone tailgates and the fast lane is in the middle. Old people drive in the left hand lane for some reason at about 10 miles under the speed limit and 20 miles under the speed of everyone else, and no one wants to be in the right because of merging traffic.

"Sometimes GSoM can be the WWE of basketball!" - Tony.psd

by tominhawaii on Sep 15, 2008 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

What's a turn signal?

I shoot layups like they're jumpers.

by MiledAnimal on Sep 15, 2008 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

yea and honking your horn at em

IS NOT a good idea

I ask to be or not to be, A rogue or peasant slave is what
you see; A boy who loved his mother’s knee, And so I ask
to be or not to be. So here’s my plea, I beg of you, And say
you see a little hope for me. To fight or flee, to fight or flee,
I ask myself to be or not to be

by bow4meow on Sep 15, 2008 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Several years ago

A custom car shop in Bellview was puting after market computer screens in yuppie dash boards.When they were told to cease and desist one customer complained that his constitional right to pursiut of happiness was being violated.
Not flaming,just saying

by southern oregon on Sep 15, 2008 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Every year

I have to deal with the unspeakable horrors of LA and Seattle traffic,Oregon traffic is amatuer hour compared to that.

by southern oregon on Sep 15, 2008 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Anybody gonna talk about the FANFEST!? It's off the chain! Greg O and Co.

"It's how you play the Ga-ame..." - Greg Oden with Justin Timeberlake at the Espy's

by BlazermaniacAndy on Sep 15, 2008 9:28 AM PDT reply actions  

Yes!

I am super excited to go! I still have to go to Wells Fargo to pick up tickets though.

I eat polar bears and babies ~Sophia
Update: Sophia also hates baby seals and kittens.

by twiggs on Sep 15, 2008 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think one "Family Pass" get's the whole family in (as in Hoops Family)

And you can actually just go up to the gates and get in, last year I don’t think I even used a pass. I didn’t even use my BINOC-ulars because I sat in the 3rd row center court, my best seats all year! I can’t wait! Who else is coming!?

"It's how you play the Ga-ame..." - Greg Oden with Justin Timeberlake at the Espy's

by BlazermaniacAndy on Sep 15, 2008 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

How early did you get there?

I will be coming from work but I want some sweet seats

I eat polar bears and babies ~Sophia
Update: Sophia also hates baby seals and kittens.

by twiggs on Sep 15, 2008 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

I am going to try and get there an hour or so early this time, last time I was maybe 30 min early

And all the courtside seats had been taken, if you want those seats I would get there the night before and sleep out under the stars ;0) Hey twiggs, thanks for commenting on my first junk drawer, I know half of these comment’s are mine, but I don’t care, I just want a hundred comment post for once!

"It's how you play the Ga-ame..." - Greg Oden with Justin Timeberlake at the Espy's

by BlazermaniacAndy on Sep 15, 2008 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

We will get there...

It might take all day, but I’m sure it will happen! I am super busy at work, otherwise I would be commenting waaaayyyy more.

I eat polar bears and babies ~Sophia
Update: Sophia also hates baby seals and kittens.

by twiggs on Sep 15, 2008 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does anyone else notice trivial stuff like this besides me?

When the professional sports teams from Denver and Phoenix play each other there are four different locational matchups.

NBA – Denver vs. Phoenix
NFL – Denver vs. Arizona
MLB – Colorado vs. Arizona
NHL – Colorado vs Phoenix

Miami has two teams as Miami and two as Florida.
Indianapolis has one as Indiana and one as Indianapolis
Nashville has one as Tennessee and one as Nashville.

This kind of bugs me a little but not enough to be a pet peeve.

by TallTimber on Sep 15, 2008 9:39 AM PDT reply actions  

None of those are weirder than

the Golden State Warriors. What’s with that? Are they the only team in California?

I shoot layups like they're jumpers.

by MiledAnimal on Sep 15, 2008 9:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

They used to be the San Francisco Warriors, but they play in Oakland...

……………………………………………… There ya go.

The unis used to say “THE CITY” on them, as you probably know. This would have to be changed to “THE OTHER CITY.”

Oakland gets no respect.

"TominHawaii's real name is Hubert and he's a rancher in Burns."

by timbo on Sep 15, 2008 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

I knew but I forgot.

I’ve also forgotten why they stopped playing at the Cow Palace. Too much competition from other events? Was the Coliseum in Oakland larger and newer?

I shoot layups like they're jumpers.

by MiledAnimal on Sep 15, 2008 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

interesting,

i always wondered about stuff like that. Golden state, and New England always really bugged me

by everett on Sep 15, 2008 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

At least we are the only "Portland" pro team, no Portland, Maine

"It's how you play the Ga-ame..." - Greg Oden with Justin Timeberlake at the Espy's

by BlazermaniacAndy on Sep 15, 2008 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Doesnt Spain have a Portland team

I believe its La Tierra del Puerto Rastros Ardenerios

I ask to be or not to be, A rogue or peasant slave is what
you see; A boy who loved his mother’s knee, And so I ask
to be or not to be. So here’s my plea, I beg of you, And say
you see a little hope for me. To fight or flee, to fight or flee,
I ask myself to be or not to be

by bow4meow on Sep 15, 2008 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

or maybe its the Arderones de Rastros

Amimart surely knows… Both Rudy and Sergio got their professional starts there

I ask to be or not to be, A rogue or peasant slave is what
you see; A boy who loved his mother’s knee, And so I ask
to be or not to be. So here’s my plea, I beg of you, And say
you see a little hope for me. To fight or flee, to fight or flee,
I ask myself to be or not to be

by bow4meow on Sep 15, 2008 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same sort of thing

The Patriots were known as the Boston Patriots when I was young but then they moved out to Foxboro. That was back in the day when teams somewhat honored where they come from. The most heinous example I reckon is the Los Angeles Angels of Aniheim or whatever they are today.

Free Joel Freeland! (with the purchase of 1 Wafer)

by LaughingJon on Sep 15, 2008 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

The most heinous example is the LA Flakers!

A franchise that started in Minnesota where they actually have a lot of lakes – Duh!

Franchises should always change their name when changing cities.

Then we could have the LA Smoggers or the LA Riots or…(insert your favorite idea here)

LMA>LA!
LMA's reign as "LaMonster of the Low Post" has just begun!

by LaMarvelous on Sep 15, 2008 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are widespread rioting and racial tension

supposed to be funny?

"I've hacked into your brain. You're throwing a party and no one's showing up."

by ignign*kt on Sep 16, 2008 5:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Motto of the LA police department:

Visit friendly L.A. We’ll treat you like a King.

I shoot layups like they're jumpers.

by MiledAnimal on Sep 16, 2008 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Merkley v. Smith hasn't been clean for weeks.

They’re trying to get smiths ads pulled because he missed the requisite face time requirement by 1 1/2 seconds.

Also, the whole “I lobby for tax hikes every night” thing has been airing for at least a month.

by everett on Sep 15, 2008 9:41 AM PDT reply actions  

I was using my sarcasm font, of course...

……………………… Smith went negative against Merkley and Novick simultaneously BEFORE THE DEMOCRATIC PRIMARY, as you will recall.

Now the polling shows blood in the water and every independent group in the country is pouring cash for negative ads into the race, to help us decide whether to elect either the profligate, senior-hating rapist-enabler or the war mongering, Bush-loving golf club collector…

t

"TominHawaii's real name is Hubert and he's a rancher in Burns."

by timbo on Sep 15, 2008 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Riiiight. Got it.

That sarcastic font has fooled me before.

What does a $1.5 million set of golf clubs look like anyway?

by everett on Sep 15, 2008 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

They probably look like they are made

out of solid gold use bald eagle heads for the club covers

by tingeyga on Sep 15, 2008 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Timbo, this sarcasm font, we need to get Dave to create said thing

but I love this line you wrote “to help us decide whether to elect either the profligate, senior-hating rapist-enabler or the war mongering, Bush-loving golf club collector…”

I myself have a hard time choosing between Pale Ale and Porter.

"It's how you play the Ga-ame..." - Greg Oden with Justin Timeberlake at the Espy's

by BlazermaniacAndy on Sep 15, 2008 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm lobbying for puting /s before and after sarcastic sentences

except /s I doubt anyone can find the time to add four extra characters to their comments. /s Cool, it didn’t even mess with the text formatting.

I shoot layups like they're jumpers.

by MiledAnimal on Sep 15, 2008 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think that your /s idea has merit

your need to do a fanpost/fanshot and after getting some interesting contributions make a poll about choosing the best idea. If someone else doesn’t do it i just might.

LMA>LA!
LMA's reign as "LaMonster of the Low Post" has just begun!

by LaMarvelous on Sep 15, 2008 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

do it now

in the words of _______, Right now, right now is everything! Van Halen?

"It's how you play the Ga-ame..." - Greg Oden with Justin Timeberlake at the Espy's

by BlazermaniacAndy on Sep 15, 2008 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

You have my permission

It will sound better coming from you.

I shoot layups like they're jumpers.

by MiledAnimal on Sep 15, 2008 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've always been a dark beer guy, but the answer is very clearly: IPA!!!

"TominHawaii's real name is Hubert and he's a rancher in Burns."

by timbo on Sep 15, 2008 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yesterday's Beer...

"TominHawaii's real name is Hubert and he's a rancher in Burns."

by timbo on Sep 15, 2008 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Link

"Sometimes GSoM can be the WWE of basketball!" - Tony.psd

by tominhawaii on Sep 16, 2008 3:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

You're not only obscene, you're also mean...

"TominHawaii's real name is Hubert and he's a rancher in Burns."

by timbo on Sep 16, 2008 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey

I could have linked “The Biggest Loser.”

"Sometimes GSoM can be the WWE of basketball!" - Tony.psd

by tominhawaii on Sep 16, 2008 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

x-post from the PPMB...

Indica IPA, made by Lost Coast Brewery, Eureka, CA. First time I’ve had it. I’m an IPA fan…

Redder and cloudier than most IPAs. Nice creamy head. Strong aroma of FRESH hops, as in what homebrew smells like in a GOOD way, but without any homebrewy taste. Flavorful and crushing the dial on the hop-o-meter, which is what IPA is all about… Delicious! * * * * *

"TominHawaii's real name is Hubert and he's a rancher in Burns."

by timbo on Sep 15, 2008 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

No Pity Pale Ale and Nebraska Bitter - My Two Favorites Right Now (is everything)

Although the Timber’s Soccer season is over there has never been a better time to stop into the Soccer Club’s favorite watering hole (The Bullpen, across the street to the East from the Fence at PGE Park) for a pint of their signature beverage. The Hop’s jump up through your nostil’s and our your ear all in the same satisfying sip. Served just above freezing in a frosty glass it’s the perfect way to pass the time between our amatuer and professiol sports seasons.

Second on my list of MUST TRY on t the Portland Adult Beverage Delights Tour is
McMenamins – Nebraska Bitter
This tasty treat comes named directly from my old favorite suds shop, the Fulton Pub, a McMenamins of history (aren’t they all) situated on Nebraska St in John’s Landing. The perfect blend of barley and malt it’s just light enough to drink after you have been drinking and eating all day. Or perhaps right before you start up a trek up Nekamie Mt. They sell Mason Jar’s for us drunken hikers to enjoy before we set out to exercise.

Anyway, Thought I would one up ol Timbo there and post a review on some local fare.

Take that!

"It's how you play the Ga-ame..." - Greg Oden with Justin Timeberlake at the Espy's

by BlazermaniacAndy on Sep 15, 2008 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mmmmm...McMenamins!

I happen to be a big fan of the darks myself. Terminator, Porter, and the rare Ultimate Treat – Russian Imperial Stout! The RIS is rare because they only brew a few kegs at a time and then it must be aged 6 to 12 months!

It is worth the wait – the flavor and drinkability is second to none, and it runs around 9% if you know what I mean.

Driving is a risk after 1, and after 2 call a cab and have a third, then hang it up folks – unless you enjoy hangovers.

Russian Imperial Stout – the elixir of the beer gods!

LMA>LA!
LMA's reign as "LaMonster of the Low Post" has just begun!

by LaMarvelous on Sep 15, 2008 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have two at Lunch

"It's how you play the Ga-ame..." - Greg Oden with Justin Timeberlake at the Espy's

by BlazermaniacAndy on Sep 16, 2008 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I think McMenamins does really well

with some of their “non-standard” beers. They do some really great special IPA’s. And, I too, love the imperial stout when they have it. I always worry when I go into a McM’s, that they won’t have any good special beers and I’ll be stuck with the hammerhead, or terminator or something else unimpressive.
I suppose I should just view that as part of the adventure of going to McM’s.

by Montavilla Steve on Sep 16, 2008 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please dont say nice creamy head.

"Jerryd is straight ahead at you. Rudy dips around. Jerryd is a rock. Rudy is the wind. Jerryd loves the ball in his hands. Rudy moves without it. Jerryd defends by getting up in your grill. Rudy plays the spaces in between. Jerryd has focused vision. Rudy sees all around him. Jerryd likes to score off of the dribble. Rudy can catch and shoot. Jerryd is aggressive. Rudy is sneaky. Jerryd will hit you hard. Rudy will annoy you until you hit him." -Dave

Word.

by joelor on Sep 15, 2008 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why not? Good stuff!

LMA>LA!
LMA's reign as "LaMonster of the Low Post" has just begun!

by LaMarvelous on Sep 15, 2008 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am a big fan of lost coast

Their downtown brown is great. Tonight, I’m going to Old Lompoc and am excited about the the LSD (Lompoc Strong Draught). If you’ve not had it, I highly recommend it! It’s like an Imperial Alt.

by Montavilla Steve on Sep 16, 2008 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh Steve Lompoc is SO cool! They have the best outdoor patio in Portland!

You AB Must get the sampler, that way you can sample all they have to offer. I also Reco going from lightest to darkest color, so as to take the most from each flavor. And of course, such the beer into your mouth in a quick sipping motion so as to splash the brew across the top of your pallette letting it rain down pleasure onto your toungue.

P.S. My lady friend Mary and I have been enjoying these 22 oz bottles from Ninsenki (sp?) brewery in Eugene, I love me a Triple Belgium! 10 of those and I am feeling slightly buzzed.

"It's how you play the Ga-ame..." - Greg Oden with Justin Timeberlake at the Espy's

by BlazermaniacAndy on Sep 16, 2008 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

1.5 million dollar golf clubs

remember Rodney Dangerfield’s putter in Caddy Shack….with laser guided scope and what not? Just like that only better

Styx -"I'm schizophrenic....and so am I"

by 92wastheyear on Sep 15, 2008 10:12 AM PDT reply actions  

sophia is this you?

working the lehman desk…

BRANDON ROY GET WELL SOON

by Ben Golliver on Sep 15, 2008 11:25 AM PDT reply actions  

Whomever that is,

I’ll volunteer to help console her.

hakkaa päälle !

by timg56 on Sep 15, 2008 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm.

You can’t tell, she may be a butterface.

I eat polar bears and babies ~Sophia
Update: Sophia also hates baby seals and kittens.

by twiggs on Sep 15, 2008 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

A Rich Butterface, which always makes the pill easier to swallow

To If they would stop calling me, But-his-body….

"It's how you play the Ga-ame..." - Greg Oden with Justin Timeberlake at the Espy's

by BlazermaniacAndy on Sep 15, 2008 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shoulda said

but-her-face. I figured you guys would get it though.

I eat polar bears and babies ~Sophia
Update: Sophia also hates baby seals and kittens.

by twiggs on Sep 15, 2008 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe not rich anymore.

"Jerryd is straight ahead at you. Rudy dips around. Jerryd is a rock. Rudy is the wind. Jerryd loves the ball in his hands. Rudy moves without it. Jerryd defends by getting up in your grill. Rudy plays the spaces in between. Jerryd has focused vision. Rudy sees all around him. Jerryd likes to score off of the dribble. Rudy can catch and shoot. Jerryd is aggressive. Rudy is sneaky. Jerryd will hit you hard. Rudy will annoy you until you hit him." -Dave

Word.

by joelor on Sep 15, 2008 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

MOST DEF not rich anymore.. ROFL!

"Thank God those nightmarish booty-less days are behind us. I blame cocaine."-Mortimer
I detest that man who hides one thing in the depths of his heart, and speaks for another. - Homer
That was a very hard winter,
and it was just like one long night,
with me lying awake, waiting and waiting and waiting
for daybreak.
- Black Elk
1881
The wild hawk stood with the down on his beak And stared with his foot on the prey. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

by BlazerFan1 on Sep 15, 2008 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly! Sucks to be them.

I eat polar bears and babies ~Sophia
Update: Sophia also hates baby seals and kittens.

by twiggs on Sep 15, 2008 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sucks for everybody. Any education suggestions?

And now all the I-bankers and traders will run back to college and clog my courses (extension school).

Btw, any general suggestions what I should take (fall/spring)? I think I’m going with positive psychology (always helps to get happier and overcome sport team problems and personal problems) and maybe an advanced finance course that’s applicable to my real job. Then I can also advise laid off investment bankers how to finance their next venture on a dime and how to stay happy while their stock options are worthless and our banking system is broken ;-)
I don’t like accounting and HR, and most of the other good and fun business courses are not available via distance education.

St. Bayno's 120 Haiku Prospects: Nicolas Batum in the paint—prairie grass, blown by wind.

by Norsktroll on Sep 15, 2008 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I sold cars for a while, selling USED car's seems to be on par with what your talking about

No Sir, this 1989 Geo Metro is Top of The Line! 212,000 miles?! This baby’s just getting broken in!?

This stock is low now sir, well shoot, I don’t know how to console that soul. Maybe watch Boileroom, that helped me sell.

"It's how you play the Ga-ame..." - Greg Oden with Justin Timeberlake at the Espy's

by BlazermaniacAndy on Sep 15, 2008 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, you would be able to tell because the Keyboard would be smashed on the floor and my coffee splashed on the monitor

"Thank God those nightmarish booty-less days are behind us. I blame cocaine."-Mortimer
I detest that man who hides one thing in the depths of his heart, and speaks for another. - Homer
That was a very hard winter,
and it was just like one long night,
with me lying awake, waiting and waiting and waiting
for daybreak.
- Black Elk
1881
The wild hawk stood with the down on his beak And stared with his foot on the prey. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

by BlazerFan1 on Sep 15, 2008 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have to go to lunch, but by the time I get back

You better be off the Coffee young lady! Last I checked you were kicking that nasty teeth-staining, acid-producing habit!

"It's how you play the Ga-ame..." - Greg Oden with Justin Timeberlake at the Espy's

by BlazermaniacAndy on Sep 15, 2008 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well I have only had 1 cup today, and if its splashed on my monitor, that would indicate I didnt consume it, right?

LOL

"Thank God those nightmarish booty-less days are behind us. I blame cocaine."-Mortimer
I detest that man who hides one thing in the depths of his heart, and speaks for another. - Homer
That was a very hard winter,
and it was just like one long night,
with me lying awake, waiting and waiting and waiting
for daybreak.
- Black Elk
1881
The wild hawk stood with the down on his beak And stared with his foot on the prey. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

by BlazerFan1 on Sep 15, 2008 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

If it splahed on your monitor? How are you even seeing this right now?

Unless you have, like I do, the new Coffee Proof 5000.

(so temptaion rears it’s ugly head and you are sent a sign from above)

"It's how you play the Ga-ame..." - Greg Oden with Justin Timeberlake at the Espy's

by BlazermaniacAndy on Sep 15, 2008 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Congrats to Andy

for busting thru the 35 comment barrier. Of course if you minus the 7 or 8 comment he himself posted…..anyway …way to go Andy

PS I will be one wearing the Blazer shirt

Styx -"I'm schizophrenic....and so am I"

by 92wastheyear on Sep 15, 2008 11:53 AM PDT reply actions  

92wastheyear, thank you, will you keep commenting until we get to 100!?

Let’s have a little text off where we only text one word at a time.

I’ll start: “So”

P.S. I will be the one wearing the “Blazermaniac Andy” shirt

"It's how you play the Ga-ame..." - Greg Oden with Justin Timeberlake at the Espy's

by BlazermaniacAndy on Sep 15, 2008 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I suggest some on topic subjects that should carry this fanpost to 1.000 comments:

1.- If a laker fan kills a blazer fan and you are a member of the jury, would you vote for death penalty?.
2.- If a former player you love is suffering terrible pain and wants euthanasia…
3.- If a new Blazer player comes from a country where poligamy is admitted …
4.- If a Blazer player changes his sex, might “she” continue playing in the NBA or should go to the WNBA.

The Midnight Rambler. Born to make mistakes.

by amlmart1 on Sep 15, 2008 12:57 PM PDT reply actions  

1) No.
2) Yes.
3) Yes.
4) Juwanna Man.

Word.

"Jerryd is straight ahead at you. Rudy dips around. Jerryd is a rock. Rudy is the wind. Jerryd loves the ball in his hands. Rudy moves without it. Jerryd defends by getting up in your grill. Rudy plays the spaces in between. Jerryd has focused vision. Rudy sees all around him. Jerryd likes to score off of the dribble. Rudy can catch and shoot. Jerryd is aggressive. Rudy is sneaky. Jerryd will hit you hard. Rudy will annoy you until you hit him." -Dave

Word.

by joelor on Sep 15, 2008 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES!
Hmm…no
Sure
Carmelo Anthony. Nuff said.

I eat polar bears and babies ~Sophia
Update: Sophia also hates baby seals and kittens.

by twiggs on Sep 15, 2008 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, not nuff said

I think Carmelo should be sent to the WNBA.

I eat polar bears and babies ~Sophia
Update: Sophia also hates baby seals and kittens.

by twiggs on Sep 15, 2008 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then there would be two players that can dunk!

"Jerryd is straight ahead at you. Rudy dips around. Jerryd is a rock. Rudy is the wind. Jerryd loves the ball in his hands. Rudy moves without it. Jerryd defends by getting up in your grill. Rudy plays the spaces in between. Jerryd has focused vision. Rudy sees all around him. Jerryd likes to score off of the dribble. Rudy can catch and shoot. Jerryd is aggressive. Rudy is sneaky. Jerryd will hit you hard. Rudy will annoy you until you hit him." -Dave

Word.

by joelor on Sep 15, 2008 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Easy

1. Yes, death penalty even for a Laker fan jaywalking.
2. Yes, I got in trouble for writing a diary about that once.
3. Yes, Bro’s B4 Ho’s.
4. Yes, stay in the NBA. For real, wasn’t that a real issue in women’s tennis?

"Sometimes GSoM can be the WWE of basketball!" - Tony.psd

by tominhawaii on Sep 15, 2008 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Have you ever done one of these?

I only got 10 right.

"Sometimes GSoM can be the WWE of basketball!" - Tony.psd

by tominhawaii on Sep 15, 2008 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I scored 11

but that’s because I lived in San Francisco for 12 years.

I shoot layups like they're jumpers.

by MiledAnimal on Sep 15, 2008 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I only got 10 right too

Good thing I’m not a guy. It’s scary out there for ya!

I eat polar bears and babies ~Sophia
Update: Sophia also hates baby seals and kittens.

Ugh..."Rudy Fernandez will go to Portland next Sunday accompanied of his mother, Maite, who will live with him in Portland the first two years". Not cool Rudy, not cool.

by twiggs on Sep 16, 2008 6:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

I felt bad

I kept picking the women as men. I got most of the men as men right.

"Sometimes GSoM can be the WWE of basketball!" - Tony.psd

by tominhawaii on Sep 16, 2008 6:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

I did too!

I didn’t feel bad though. Not my fault they are a little manly.

"It is an unique experience that I wanted to live. Turns out well or bad, I will have lived through it and it would not be a failure if I return soon. I am ready for this challenge "
~Rudy Fernandez

Ugh..."Rudy Fernandez will go to Portland next Sunday accompanied of his mother, Maite, who will live with him in Portland the first two years". Not cool Rudy, not cool.

by twiggs on Sep 16, 2008 7:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Are you talking about Charlize Theron and Hilary Swank

"Sometimes GSoM can be the WWE of basketball!" - Tony.psd

by tominhawaii on Sep 16, 2008 7:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

You think Charlize Theron is manly?!

Maybe you meant Jennifer Garner.

I shoot layups like they're jumpers.

by MiledAnimal on Sep 16, 2008 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I think she’s a transsexual. The bones in her face creep me out.

"Sometimes GSoM can be the WWE of basketball!" - Tony.psd

by tominhawaii on Sep 16, 2008 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

She has high cheekbones

Does that mean they are positioned up toward her eyes or that they rise like mounds above the surrounding area?

I shoot layups like they're jumpers.

by MiledAnimal on Sep 16, 2008 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

12 out of 16

And the 4 I missed I second guessed myself all the way.

I am an amateur bodyologist though, and pride myself on my ability to know man from woman, ethnicity from ethnicity.

For example, did you know Greg Oden is black? It’s true! In other news, Joel Przybilla is an old Asian woman in a wheelchair, as most of us suspected.

Mortimer

by Mortimer on Sep 16, 2008 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

I had a woman do things to me and later she went to give me a hickey and I could feel a 5 o'clock shadow

It’s a really funny story. Think of the hooker story in Biloxi Blues but with 3 guys and 3 transsexuals in a nasty studio apartment in Tijuana, Mexico. One of the ladies looked and sounded like Max from Hart to Hart.

"Sometimes GSoM can be the WWE of basketball!" - Tony.psd

by tominhawaii on Sep 16, 2008 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

If you did have the things you claim

you’d look as scary as Charlize Thereon.

I shoot layups like they're jumpers.

by MiledAnimal on Sep 16, 2008 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Er, that's HALF, not have

Must… Preview!

I shoot layups like they're jumpers.

by MiledAnimal on Sep 16, 2008 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

I wish I was joking about this story

"Sometimes GSoM can be the WWE of basketball!" - Tony.psd

by tominhawaii on Sep 16, 2008 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh poor poor tom

so confusing is the world of she-males

"It's how you play the Ga-ame..." - Greg Oden with Justin Timeberlake at the Espy's

by BlazermaniacAndy on Sep 16, 2008 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

I would not mind hearing this story

If you get a moment and is a bored boy go ahead and tell me it either here or in my electronic mail.

I don’t got anything that cool/funny, but in Estonia through a series of events (events not dissimilar from the movie Hostel)I and some friends I made that night ended up in an underage brothel. I was slow on the uptake (was like 4am or so), realized that everyone looked 13 years old and tried to leave.

The Russian bouncers said I had to buy a girl and pay her or pay them to leave. I didn’t wanna do neither, and actually ended up fighting my way out for what probably (I later assumed) woulda’ been equal to about 20 bucks U.S.

I fought my way outside, pushed over the last bouncer and found my “friends” outside as well arguing with other bouncers. One was an Irish gymnast and another an ex-Marine from LA. The Marine was arguing with the guy because he wanted a girl for free and the Irish dude just looked pissed.

They saw the problem I was having and the first bouncer I pushed over ran out with a gun and we all took off. A cab parked across the street started up and followed us, along with 2 of the bouncers.

I always hoped that if I got in such a situation that my athletic asthma wouldn’t kick in (the same Outlaw has), but alas, that didn’t quite work out.

Still got away, but we had to run a long time and it sucked. There’s more to it, I’m leaving out a lot of details, but I think it’s a fun story in retrospect. Cobblestone streets are hard to sprint on, so I hope Oden doesn’t try that this summer as well.

And if it makes me sound tougher than I am, that is a mistake. Russian bouncers are easy to push over!

I went to Tijuana when I turned 21 with some actual friends. It was fun, but they were too paranoid for their own good. There seems like lots of places to get in trouble there. I think we coulda’ had a lotta fun, but they kept imagining evil Mexicans just waiting in the shadows to stab us. So, we were only there for a day.

Mortimer

PS: I swear my ending up at the underage brothel isn’t as bad as it sounds, plus keep in mind I tried to leave as soon as I realized it. It was just like a nightclub, not some dungeon in an abandoned warehouse. YOU WOULDA’ BEEN TRICKED TOO DAMMIT.

by Mortimer on Sep 16, 2008 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uh-HUH. I see...

I shoot layups like they're jumpers.

by MiledAnimal on Sep 16, 2008 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

My story is long and involves a lot of alcohol and being alone and headed back to my ship in Tijuana at daybreak, then stumbling upon two friends headed to a bar with two Mexican guys. About 90% of it is unfit for this place. I can hook you up though.

"Sometimes GSoM can be the WWE of basketball!" - Tony.psd

by tominhawaii on Sep 16, 2008 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Keyword: Alcohol

life would be pretty boring If it werent for alcohol… huh?

"Oh, for shame! Just look at those finger nails! My, I'll bet you monsters lead in-teresting lives. I said to my girl friend just the other day, 'Gee, I'll bet monsters are in-teresting.' I said. The places you must go and the things you must see -- my stars! I bet you meet lots of in-teresting people too. I'm always in-terested in meeting in-teresting people. Now let's dip our patties in the water!"

by bow4meow on Sep 16, 2008 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

If I a Laker Fan killed a Blazer's Fan - Don't even go there

His case wouldn’t make it to seeing a Jury, He would a be another Victim of A Prison Stabbing, just like an episode of Basktetball OZ.

(other 3 points need more food in belly to comment on)

"It's how you play the Ga-ame..." - Greg Oden with Justin Timeberlake at the Espy's

by BlazermaniacAndy on Sep 15, 2008 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jeepers

I followed one link in another thread and found this link. It’s funny and fake but it’s about Bush Vs. Zombies. Pretty high quality fake too.

"Sometimes GSoM can be the WWE of basketball!" - Tony.psd

by tominhawaii on Sep 15, 2008 1:44 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL! Thank God George Bush is in charge.

But I don’t think I’ll plan any White House tours with the family until next summer.

I shoot layups like they're jumpers.

by MiledAnimal on Sep 15, 2008 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come on People, this goes down as the lamest Junk D. Ever unless we get 100 comments

Ok, Second lamest Junk Drawer right next to 92wastheyear’s epic 35 comment post. (friendly ribbing my friend 92, I wouldn’t have got this close without you!)
You people are missing the point, Rec’s, and 100 comments’, that’s how you know your a big league BEdger.
I want to play in the big league’s!

"It's how you play the Ga-ame..." - Greg Oden with Justin Timeberlake at the Espy's

by BlazermaniacAndy on Sep 15, 2008 4:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, its only 4:15,

so i think you should get 8 more posts in the next 8 hours. Or else this really WAS a pathetic junk drawer. And you are not pathetic Andy, youre not pathetic. Right?

Seriously, though, it’s not too surprising that people arent jumping at the chance to talk about THE STOCK MARKET!!! Plus I think we all had enough politics a few junk drawers ago to last us a few weeks.

Hmmm…what does that leave….

So, I’m currently living in LA but I want to move back to Portland sometime around the end of the year. I’m currently doing financial analysis for a litigation consulting firm. This is my first job out of college and I’ve been working it for about 4 months, should be about 6-7 months before I’m done here.

The point is, anyone got job hookups in the Portland area? I also have 3 years experience as a river guide, if that helps. Actually now that I think about it, my resume is pretty interesting….

"Jerryd is straight ahead at you. Rudy dips around. Jerryd is a rock. Rudy is the wind. Jerryd loves the ball in his hands. Rudy moves without it. Jerryd defends by getting up in your grill. Rudy plays the spaces in between. Jerryd has focused vision. Rudy sees all around him. Jerryd likes to score off of the dribble. Rudy can catch and shoot. Jerryd is aggressive. Rudy is sneaky. Jerryd will hit you hard. Rudy will annoy you until you hit him." -Dave

Word.

by joelor on Sep 15, 2008 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which rivers?

"Besides, AnntheFan will be here any minute to #25 you." T Darkstar

by annthefan on Sep 15, 2008 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lower Salmon, Main Salmon, Snake River are the rivers I've worked.

But I’m from Medford, so I’m real familiar with the Rogue, and lots of others if you count private trips.

"Jerryd is straight ahead at you. Rudy dips around. Jerryd is a rock. Rudy is the wind. Jerryd loves the ball in his hands. Rudy moves without it. Jerryd defends by getting up in your grill. Rudy plays the spaces in between. Jerryd has focused vision. Rudy sees all around him. Jerryd likes to score off of the dribble. Rudy can catch and shoot. Jerryd is aggressive. Rudy is sneaky. Jerryd will hit you hard. Rudy will annoy you until you hit him." -Dave

Word.

by joelor on Sep 15, 2008 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah which rivers? Phillip Rivers? Or River Phoenix?

"It's how you play the Ga-ame..." - Greg Oden with Justin Timeberlake at the Espy's

by BlazermaniacAndy on Sep 15, 2008 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rivers Cuomo?

"Jerryd is straight ahead at you. Rudy dips around. Jerryd is a rock. Rudy is the wind. Jerryd loves the ball in his hands. Rudy moves without it. Jerryd defends by getting up in your grill. Rudy plays the spaces in between. Jerryd has focused vision. Rudy sees all around him. Jerryd likes to score off of the dribble. Rudy can catch and shoot. Jerryd is aggressive. Rudy is sneaky. Jerryd will hit you hard. Rudy will annoy you until you hit him." -Dave

Word.

by joelor on Sep 15, 2008 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doc Rivers?

"Jerryd is straight ahead at you. Rudy dips around. Jerryd is a rock. Rudy is the wind. Jerryd loves the ball in his hands. Rudy moves without it. Jerryd defends by getting up in your grill. Rudy plays the spaces in between. Jerryd has focused vision. Rudy sees all around him. Jerryd likes to score off of the dribble. Rudy can catch and shoot. Jerryd is aggressive. Rudy is sneaky. Jerryd will hit you hard. Rudy will annoy you until you hit him." -Dave

Word.

by joelor on Sep 15, 2008 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember a time I "tubed"

down thru Hellsgate to Indian Mary. That was fun

Styx -"I'm schizophrenic....and so am I"

by 92wastheyear on Sep 15, 2008 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have been down the Illinois and been doing the Rogue for years

I dumped for the first time in years above Galice because I was making the bold play of trying my surf [sit on top] kayak in white water,I didnt lose any thing but a hat and it was good for a grin but the Rogue did eat a few of the not paying attention types this year.

by southern oregon on Sep 15, 2008 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Took the family on the Rogue while visiting Ashland

What a waste of money. We’d have had more thrills at the local swimming pool.

I shoot layups like they're jumpers.

by MiledAnimal on Sep 15, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

speaking of which

tie game in the 1 on 1 water polo match i just played in

"It's how you play the Ga-ame..." - Greg Oden with Justin Timeberlake at the Espy's

by BlazermaniacAndy on Sep 15, 2008 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

ahem, my two brothers?

"It's how you play the Ga-ame..." - Greg Oden with Justin Timeberlake at the Espy's

by BlazermaniacAndy on Sep 15, 2008 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dutch rubs.

I shoot layups like they're jumpers.

by MiledAnimal on Sep 16, 2008 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Which part?

"Besides, AnntheFan will be here any minute to #25 you." T Darkstar

by annthefan on Sep 15, 2008 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

This question was for Miled in regards to his comment on the Rogue.

"Besides, AnntheFan will be here any minute to #25 you." T Darkstar

by annthefan on Sep 15, 2008 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Thank you for making that clear, Ann

It’s hard to tell sometimes what a response is in response to when the comments stack-up.

I’m having a hard time remembering exactly where we put-in, but I think it was about a 20-minute drive west of Medford. That water was so flat you could have tiled it. The only white I saw was the clouds. Gondolas were passing us.

I shoot layups like they're jumpers.

by MiledAnimal on Sep 16, 2008 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

That explains it. You weren't on the wild and scenic part of the river.

There are lots of class 2’s and 3’s and Rainie Falls is a class 5 or 6 depending on the time of year. Most professional rafters either portage around it or make their “dudes” hike it while they take the rafts through. It’s a very beautiful river.

"Besides, AnntheFan will be here any minute to #25 you." T Darkstar

by annthefan on Sep 16, 2008 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

did I step on your toes last night?

if so, Im sorry, and didnt mean to overstep your question to Ma. Hope your cat is adjusting to his new environment. Sincerely,
b4m

"Oh, for shame! Just look at those finger nails! My, I'll bet you monsters lead in-teresting lives. I said to my girl friend just the other day, 'Gee, I'll bet monsters are in-teresting.' I said. The places you must go and the things you must see -- my stars! I bet you meet lots of in-teresting people too. I'm always in-terested in meeting in-teresting people. Now let's dip our patties in the water!"

by bow4meow on Sep 16, 2008 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sadly, no, she took off after a few days there and we haven't been able to find her.

I hope she’s not trying to find her way home. She’s 12 years old and 40 or 50 miles is a long way to travel for a kitty. Thanks for asking, Bowsey. All the neighbors were alerted and we’ve been checking out the local humane society websites. We’ve gone down and just sat quietly with all her favorite treats in the area where we think she is. Of course we feel guilty. It’s tough.

"Besides, AnntheFan will be here any minute to #25 you." T Darkstar

by annthefan on Sep 16, 2008 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cats are cats.

They laugh at us.

The Midnight Rambler. Born to make mistakes.

by amlmart1 on Sep 16, 2008 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aw nuts. Ann, I'm sorry to hear that.

It sounded like the ideal place for her. I can’t believe I’m thinking about a cat I’ve never met, belonging to a person I’ve never met, but that’s BE for you. I’m sending positive thoughts your way.

by Corvid on Sep 16, 2008 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh Sorry

Losing a cat is tough. One ran away right after we moved to Portland and another one disappeared a few days before we moved to Hawaii.

"Sometimes GSoM can be the WWE of basketball!" - Tony.psd

by tominhawaii on Sep 16, 2008 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hugs?

I know how tough it must be for you. Have faith. You can never actually ever be separated from those who matter to you. Worse comes to worse, you scratch her head next lifetime.

I joke and step out of line alot but when it comes to actual emotions I feel em.

I hope you let me know in a current thread if she show’s up. Til then know she’s ok. Cats are smart, and pick up things from their slaves (commonly mistaken as owners) and if she learned anything from you she’ll be fine.

"Sure its been a v e r y long summer and I have fleas too. Quit complaining."--- My cat- Bonzi responding to the anticipation by fans of next years team.

by bow4meow on Sep 17, 2008 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks everyone.

"Besides, AnntheFan will be here any minute to #25 you." T Darkstar

by annthefan on Sep 18, 2008 7:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

You're welcome

The good news is that cats are like kids and are real easy to replace.

"Sometimes GSoM can be the WWE of basketball!" - Tony.psd

by tominhawaii on Sep 18, 2008 8:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Stinker!

"Besides, AnntheFan will be here any minute to #25 you." T Darkstar

by annthefan on Sep 18, 2008 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

what went wrong?

Not sure how a weekend on the Rogue fails to compare with the excitement of your local over-chlorinated toilet. Probably gas expensive but what otherwise could detract you from being one with God’s country?

"Oh, for shame! Just look at those finger nails! My, I'll bet you monsters lead in-teresting lives. I said to my girl friend just the other day, 'Gee, I'll bet monsters are in-teresting.' I said. The places you must go and the things you must see -- my stars! I bet you meet lots of in-teresting people too. I'm always in-terested in meeting in-teresting people. Now let's dip our patties in the water!"

by bow4meow on Sep 15, 2008 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

When I lived on the river in GP

We used to moon the tourist jet boats and get standing ovations but fun is just not cool any more

by southern oregon on Sep 15, 2008 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmmm. I hated jet boats on the Rogue. The wild and scenic part of it is not

really wide enough to accommodate rafters/kayakers and jet boaters at the same time. It’s been more than 15 years since I’ve been on the Rogue. The jet boaters may have become more neighborly since then. I was always afraid that an inner tuber might get washed away! I have to admit I took a jet boat trip down Hell’s Canyon on the Snake a couple of years ago and it was FUN.

"Besides, AnntheFan will be here any minute to #25 you." T Darkstar

by annthefan on Sep 16, 2008 2:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

I wish you'd been there

Your cheeks would have been whiter than the water we were on.

I shoot layups like they're jumpers.

by MiledAnimal on Sep 16, 2008 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Whiter then my thighs?

"It's how you play the Ga-ame..." - Greg Oden with Justin Timeberlake at the Espy's

by BlazermaniacAndy on Sep 16, 2008 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Send photos to:

Tom in Hawaii
P.O. Box 99
Umathumgotatuma, HI 99999

I shoot layups like they're jumpers.

by MiledAnimal on Sep 16, 2008 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not pathetic Joe I promise! Please please please don't think I'm pathetic!

I’ll do anything to get a hundred comments!?

Stock market: Any tips on how to turn 20 bucks into $300,000? If so I’m all ears, I can spare a dub sac to pay off my mortgage. Also, your living in LA? Isn’t that like St. Peter vacationing in hell?

I will ask around, but I do sales, speaking of which, the mother of one of my co-workers customer’s was just in and she is a grandma nannying her grandkids, one of them comes in yelling “She threw a cup of water on me!?!” . Who did!?, the Grandma asked. Her! The medium sized girl pointed to the little 3 year old girl in a pink dress. “Well here’s what Grandman’s gonna do”. The customer then proceeds to fill a glass with icey water, walk outside, and throw it in the little girls face. I laughed so hard I ruptured my spleen. You don’t happen to be a Dr. do you Joe? In which case you’d have work.

"It's how you play the Ga-ame..." - Greg Oden with Justin Timeberlake at the Espy's

by BlazermaniacAndy on Sep 15, 2008 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

We could start telling jokes, that would fill the quota real fast:

A man goes to the doctor for a checkup.

The doctor says “Sir, you have to stop masturbating.”

“Why?” the man asks.

“So I can examine you.”

"Jerryd is straight ahead at you. Rudy dips around. Jerryd is a rock. Rudy is the wind. Jerryd loves the ball in his hands. Rudy moves without it. Jerryd defends by getting up in your grill. Rudy plays the spaces in between. Jerryd has focused vision. Rudy sees all around him. Jerryd likes to score off of the dribble. Rudy can catch and shoot. Jerryd is aggressive. Rudy is sneaky. Jerryd will hit you hard. Rudy will annoy you until you hit him." -Dave

Word.

by joelor on Sep 15, 2008 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Joe that was 100!!!!!! You win the big prize!

"It's how you play the Ga-ame..." - Greg Oden with Justin Timeberlake at the Espy's

by BlazermaniacAndy on Sep 15, 2008 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

YESSSSSSSS!!!!!

what do i win?

"Jerryd is straight ahead at you. Rudy dips around. Jerryd is a rock. Rudy is the wind. Jerryd loves the ball in his hands. Rudy moves without it. Jerryd defends by getting up in your grill. Rudy plays the spaces in between. Jerryd has focused vision. Rudy sees all around him. Jerryd likes to score off of the dribble. Rudy can catch and shoot. Jerryd is aggressive. Rudy is sneaky. Jerryd will hit you hard. Rudy will annoy you until you hit him." -Dave

Word.

by joelor on Sep 15, 2008 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

my un-dying love, like a zombie

"It's how you play the Ga-ame..." - Greg Oden with Justin Timeberlake at the Espy's

by BlazermaniacAndy on Sep 15, 2008 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man goes to the doctor with his wife

Doctor examines him, then tells the man to wait in the lobby while he talks to the wife.

Doc tells the wife, “Your husband is very sick.”

Wife replies, “What should I do?”

“Listen carefully. He cannot stand the slighest shock. Whatever he wants, you must give him immediately. TV, food, booze, sex, whatever he asks for, or he will die. Do you understand?”

“Yes doctor.”

Wife rejoins her husband and they are driving home. Husband says, “What did the doc say?”

Wife replies, “He said you’re going to die.”

I shoot layups like they're jumpers.

by MiledAnimal on Sep 15, 2008 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

I’ll have to remember that one

I eat polar bears and babies ~Sophia
Update: Sophia also hates baby seals and kittens.

by twiggs on Sep 15, 2008 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Joke

a hick and his buddy walk into the bar. Guess a number for free sex the bartender says. Wow the hick says, 5, he replies! Wrong the bartender says, thanks for playing. His buddy guesses 25, wrong again the man replies. Thanks for playing. The guy goes home to his wife, gosh dang it he says, there was a contest at the bar and both me and Clint tried but couldn’t win. Funny she says, I won 3 times last week!

kids are in class, teacher asks, can anyone use the word contagious? kid replies, Measles are contagious. Good answer the teacher replies. Can anyone else? Little billy chirps up, My dad said the when our old neighbor Gurtrude was painting her house last summer it would take the contagious. (sp? sorry it’s a party where I’m at!)

"It's how you play the Ga-ame..." - Greg Oden with Justin Timeberlake at the Espy's

by BlazermaniacAndy on Sep 15, 2008 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've got a hot tip

This is what you need to do. Take your $20 and get some take-out. While eating your take-out write a book about investing. Be sure to fill it with lots of charts and graphs. The thesis of your book should be that passively managed index funds are superior to actively managed mutual funds. Sell this book online using a print on demand publishing company. Then watch the money roll in.

by tingeyga on Sep 15, 2008 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

My Son is 1

Spent yesterday at Washington Park celebrating my son Zak’s 1st Birthday. Fun was had by all…

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose.

-- Unknown

by SloppyJoe on Sep 15, 2008 4:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Congrats brother! Happy Birthday Blazermaniac Zak! It won't be too long till daddy hi-jack's your video game's for the night!

No daddy’s not done playing Halo, Spongebob can wait!

"It's how you play the Ga-ame..." - Greg Oden with Justin Timeberlake at the Espy's

by BlazermaniacAndy on Sep 15, 2008 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Junk Drawer

its hard to post outside the JD considering most fanposts are either regurgitated topics or those already beat like a mule.

Is this summer going to end? Soon you will know.

"Oh, for shame! Just look at those finger nails! My, I'll bet you monsters lead in-teresting lives. I said to my girl friend just the other day, 'Gee, I'll bet monsters are in-teresting.' I said. The places you must go and the things you must see -- my stars! I bet you meet lots of in-teresting people too. I'm always in-terested in meeting in-teresting people. Now let's dip out patties in the water!"

by bow4meow on Sep 15, 2008 5:29 PM PDT reply actions  

"Is this summer going to end?" -----Yes

The regurgitaing———no

Styx -"I'm schizophrenic....and so am I"

by 92wastheyear on Sep 15, 2008 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's the point

“its hard to post outside the JD”

by royroty on Sep 16, 2008 8:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

I didnt mean end like that

Its going to end with a non-regurgitated fan-post possibly including bumble-bee action…
like of the Gato Malodoroso variety

"Oh, for shame! Just look at those finger nails! My, I'll bet you monsters lead in-teresting lives. I said to my girl friend just the other day, 'Gee, I'll bet monsters are in-teresting.' I said. The places you must go and the things you must see -- my stars! I bet you meet lots of in-teresting people too. I'm always in-terested in meeting in-teresting people. Now let's dip our patties in the water!"

by bow4meow on Sep 15, 2008 6:03 PM PDT reply actions  

What's the best and most economical way to watch the blazers?

I’m thinking about getting cable just to see the blazers on Comcast SportsnetNW. Switching my phone and DSL over at the same time seems the most economical. The bundle is about $110/mo. Is there a better way? Cheaper way? NBATV or League Pass or whatever? Pirate satellite? How does watching the game on the computer compare? I actually don’t want the other 70 channels that I’ll get. I hope to get some other things done this winter too.

by cantdunk on Sep 15, 2008 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Anyone ever seen Fast Food Nation?

I’m 10 minutes in and am ready to quit eating meat

I eat polar bears and babies ~Sophia
Update: Sophia also hates baby seals and kittens.

by twiggs on Sep 15, 2008 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Never saw it

But I read the book and it made a huge impression on me. I won’t go into McDonalds now for anything, even the fries.

by Corvid on Sep 15, 2008 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Have that sitting on my DVD player for a while

Is it good? Maybe I will come to finally watch it.

St. Bayno's 120 Haiku Prospects: Nicolas Batum in the paint—prairie grass, blown by wind.

by Norsktroll on Sep 15, 2008 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like it

There are some brutal moments though.

I eat polar bears and babies ~Sophia
Update: Sophia also hates baby seals and kittens.

by twiggs on Sep 15, 2008 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK, that's it!

I am officially done eating fast food. No joke. I read the book but it never grossed me out as much as the movie.

I eat polar bears and babies ~Sophia
Update: Sophia also hates baby seals and kittens.

Ugh..."Rudy Fernandez will go to Portland next Sunday accompanied of his mother, Maite, who will live with him in Portland the first two years". Not cool Rudy, not cool.

by twiggs on Sep 15, 2008 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mmmmmm Mc Rib Is Back

"It's how you play the Ga-ame..." - Greg Oden with Justin Timeberlake at the Espy's

by BlazermaniacAndy on Sep 15, 2008 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Enjoy your rat/human mcrib

I eat polar bears and babies ~Sophia
Update: Sophia also hates baby seals and kittens.

Ugh..."Rudy Fernandez will go to Portland next Sunday accompanied of his mother, Maite, who will live with him in Portland the first two years". Not cool Rudy, not cool.

by twiggs on Sep 16, 2008 6:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Human? Rat? I didn't know we both tasted to BBQ'y Delicious

"It's how you play the Ga-ame..." - Greg Oden with Justin Timeberlake at the Espy's

by BlazermaniacAndy on Sep 16, 2008 9:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

I dont want to sound like I am complaining

But why I am I being askd to log in on every thread?

by southern oregon on Sep 15, 2008 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Alex Trebeck

What is it with Alex Trebeck’s condescending know-it-all attitude….?

"Oh, for shame! Just look at those finger nails! My, I'll bet you monsters lead in-teresting lives. I said to my girl friend just the other day, 'Gee, I'll bet monsters are in-teresting.' I said. The places you must go and the things you must see -- my stars! I bet you meet lots of in-teresting people too. I'm always in-terested in meeting in-teresting people. Now let's dip our patties in the water!"

by bow4meow on Sep 15, 2008 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, but does he know what your siggy is all about?

I sure don’t, and I’m curious. What’s the quote from?

by Corvid on Sep 15, 2008 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gossamer

In order to avoid being manhandled by Gossamer, Bugs had to get clever as usual.

"Oh, for shame! Just look at those finger nails! My, I'll bet you monsters lead in-teresting lives. I said to my girl friend just the other day, 'Gee, I'll bet monsters are in-teresting.' I said. The places you must go and the things you must see -- my stars! I bet you meet lots of in-teresting people too. I'm always in-terested in meeting in-teresting people. Now let's dip our patties in the water!"

by bow4meow on Sep 15, 2008 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love all of those vintage Looney Tunes

Bugs, Daffy, Yosemite Sam, Foghorn Leghorn, Taz, Tweety and Sylvester, Speedy Gonzales, etc,

Great Stuff! Never get tired of seeing those. Thanks for reminding me.

LMA>LA!
LMA's reign as "LaMonster of the Low Post" has just begun!

by LaMarvelous on Sep 15, 2008 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Foghorn, That guy probably had his way with the ladies

"It's how you play the Ga-ame..." - Greg Oden with Justin Timeberlake at the Espy's

by BlazermaniacAndy on Sep 15, 2008 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pay attention boy

Im not just talking to hear my head roar

"Oh, for shame! Just look at those finger nails! My, I'll bet you monsters lead in-teresting lives. I said to my girl friend just the other day, 'Gee, I'll bet monsters are in-teresting.' I said. The places you must go and the things you must see -- my stars! I bet you meet lots of in-teresting people too. I'm always in-terested in meeting in-teresting people. Now let's dip our patties in the water!"

by bow4meow on Sep 15, 2008 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

(Gun and Wink)

"It's how you play the Ga-ame..." - Greg Oden with Justin Timeberlake at the Espy's

by BlazermaniacAndy on Sep 15, 2008 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mainly that he

does know it all

Styx -"I'm schizophrenic....and so am I"

by 92wastheyear on Sep 15, 2008 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Having all the answers in front of you hardly makes him knowledgable

What bugs me is when someone guesses wrong on Alex corrects them as if he knew it already….

"Oh, for shame! Just look at those finger nails! My, I'll bet you monsters lead in-teresting lives. I said to my girl friend just the other day, 'Gee, I'll bet monsters are in-teresting.' I said. The places you must go and the things you must see -- my stars! I bet you meet lots of in-teresting people too. I'm always in-terested in meeting in-teresting people. Now let's dip our patties in the water!"

by bow4meow on Sep 15, 2008 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

The problem with being the smartest man in the world

Is if you think you already know every thing then you cant learn nothing

by southern oregon on Sep 15, 2008 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

First Impressions

Led Zep’s “many times Ive wondered how much there is to know” just keeps me pushing to absorb more and more…. like the speed of light, no matter how fast you go you can never actually travel that fast (thru normal space)

"Oh, for shame! Just look at those finger nails! My, I'll bet you monsters lead in-teresting lives. I said to my girl friend just the other day, 'Gee, I'll bet monsters are in-teresting.' I said. The places you must go and the things you must see -- my stars! I bet you meet lots of in-teresting people too. I'm always in-terested in meeting in-teresting people. Now let's dip our patties in the water!"

by bow4meow on Sep 15, 2008 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, that's just an act... Being a pompous prick is what sells...

………………………………. They seriously key contestants in to be smug and strut their stuff… That’s what the viewers want…

"TominHawaii's real name is Hubert and he's a rancher in Burns."

by timbo on Sep 15, 2008 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno

thats more qualified for the Deal or No Deal contestants… I’d say Jeopardy entrants get selected more on their information reserviors then their shmuck appeal. The DonD constestants give pandering to a crowd a bad image.

"Oh, for shame! Just look at those finger nails! My, I'll bet you monsters lead in-teresting lives. I said to my girl friend just the other day, 'Gee, I'll bet monsters are in-teresting.' I said. The places you must go and the things you must see -- my stars! I bet you meet lots of in-teresting people too. I'm always in-terested in meeting in-teresting people. Now let's dip our patties in the water!"

by bow4meow on Sep 15, 2008 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good MNF game tonight, if you like scoring...

…………………………………… I think it’s Eagles 30, Cowboys 24 at halftime…

"TominHawaii's real name is Hubert and he's a rancher in Burns."

by timbo on Sep 15, 2008 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

................................ Then again, if you like Defense, not so much...

………………………..Cowboys already past midfield in the first 40 seconds of the 3rd Q.

"TominHawaii's real name is Hubert and he's a rancher in Burns."

by timbo on Sep 15, 2008 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I need Folk to score a couple field goals

to ensure a fantasy win this week

"Oh, for shame! Just look at those finger nails! My, I'll bet you monsters lead in-teresting lives. I said to my girl friend just the other day, 'Gee, I'll bet monsters are in-teresting.' I said. The places you must go and the things you must see -- my stars! I bet you meet lots of in-teresting people too. I'm always in-terested in meeting in-teresting people. Now let's dip our patties in the water!"

by bow4meow on Sep 15, 2008 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe he'll get run-down in the backfield

for a 50 yard loss…. would that help?

"Oh, for shame! Just look at those finger nails! My, I'll bet you monsters lead in-teresting lives. I said to my girl friend just the other day, 'Gee, I'll bet monsters are in-teresting.' I said. The places you must go and the things you must see -- my stars! I bet you meet lots of in-teresting people too. I'm always in-terested in meeting in-teresting people. Now let's dip our patties in the water!"

by bow4meow on Sep 15, 2008 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

or just 5 or 6 fumbles… is that too much to ask?

Boomshakalaka

by jksnake99 on Sep 15, 2008 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

3 more for Nick Folk...

This is a great game. I like offense.

"TominHawaii's real name is Hubert and he's a rancher in Burns."

by timbo on Sep 15, 2008 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Already the highest scoring game in Cowboy-Eagle history, 71 pts. with over 10 minutes left...

…………………………… and the Eagles return the ball past midfield…

"TominHawaii's real name is Hubert and he's a rancher in Burns."

by timbo on Sep 15, 2008 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

wowwowwewa! i love internet! how are the cheerleaders looking?

"It's how you play the Ga-ame..." - Greg Oden with Justin Timeberlake at the Espy's

by BlazermaniacAndy on Sep 15, 2008 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Perfect timing Andrew... Quite nice, quite nice...

"TominHawaii's real name is Hubert and he's a rancher in Burns."

by timbo on Sep 15, 2008 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

very edible

must be the season

"Oh, for shame! Just look at those finger nails! My, I'll bet you monsters lead in-teresting lives. I said to my girl friend just the other day, 'Gee, I'll bet monsters are in-teresting.' I said. The places you must go and the things you must see -- my stars! I bet you meet lots of in-teresting people too. I'm always in-terested in meeting in-teresting people. Now let's dip our patties in the water!"

by bow4meow on Sep 15, 2008 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders are the hottest in sports...

"TominHawaii's real name is Hubert and he's a rancher in Burns."

by timbo on Sep 15, 2008 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Check that -- #2 to USC's.

"TominHawaii's real name is Hubert and he's a rancher in Burns."

by timbo on Sep 15, 2008 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shout out to ALL cheerleaders!

Who——-Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!

"Oh, for shame! Just look at those finger nails! My, I'll bet you monsters lead in-teresting lives. I said to my girl friend just the other day, 'Gee, I'll bet monsters are in-teresting.' I said. The places you must go and the things you must see -- my stars! I bet you meet lots of in-teresting people too. I'm always in-terested in meeting in-teresting people. Now let's dip our patties in the water!"

by bow4meow on Sep 15, 2008 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ann? Are you a cheerleader? How YOUUU doin?

And I am going swimming! (I promise, any second….) Oh, and incase I forgot to tell you, I renamed this post, cause I got false information about the fanfest, false information like Darius’ knee’s info. The knee wanted me to say what’s up, and my high as a kite buddy actually thinks he is going to sign with Boston and make as much of contribution as James “I Win Rings Bitchs Wherever I go” Posey! Ha! Pass it!

"It's how you play the Ga-ame..." - Greg Oden with Justin Timeberlake at the Espy's

by BlazermaniacAndy on Sep 15, 2008 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

The fan fest is the 3rd

I eat polar bears and babies ~Sophia
Update: Sophia also hates baby seals and kittens.

Ugh..."Rudy Fernandez will go to Portland next Sunday accompanied of his mother, Maite, who will live with him in Portland the first two years". Not cool Rudy, not cool.

by twiggs on Sep 15, 2008 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

well the 7 and 7’s are flowing at this pool party I am at, this will be my last post for a few, I must go swimming before they close the pool, (apt pool party), but alas i shall be back, and If I can recall, a certain Blazerdancer Mary Ellen owes me a date! Timbo your holding her to it! See you in a few, dripping wet and a bit intoxicated.

"It's how you play the Ga-ame..." - Greg Oden with Justin Timeberlake at the Espy's

by BlazermaniacAndy on Sep 15, 2008 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

WHISKEY IS NOT A MIXER!!!!!!!!!

"TominHawaii's real name is Hubert and he's a rancher in Burns."

by timbo on Sep 15, 2008 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah here is my buddy's idea of a "drink"

he say’s, “Andy, Stay for half a drink!”. I kindly oblidge.

(Half Vodka, Half Orange Juice)

(Seriously going to go jump in the pool now!)

P.S. Yeah I am a Scotch guy myself, Give me a Glass Scotch and let me be old enough to drink it during the run in 1992 and I am in Heaven

P.P.S. Picture me Sippin on 2011, Greg Oden-MVP, Championship Trophy sitting at the One Center

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by BlazermaniacAndy on Sep 15, 2008 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Andy, you are my new friend.

"TominHawaii's real name is Hubert and he's a rancher in Burns."

by timbo on Sep 15, 2008 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

timmy, open bar at my house any night

in fact, Dave. Ben. everyone come over for s/ appletini’s /s

( s/ = sarcasm font)

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by BlazermaniacAndy on Sep 15, 2008 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well-fonted, my friend

I shoot layups like they're jumpers.

by MiledAnimal on Sep 16, 2008 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you kind sir

"It's how you play the Ga-ame..." - Greg Oden with Justin Timeberlake at the Espy's

by BlazermaniacAndy on Sep 16, 2008 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

dripping wet

this is NOT Timbo coming out of the pool…. Im sure we can all relate to the window guy tho

"Oh, for shame! Just look at those finger nails! My, I'll bet you monsters lead in-teresting lives. I said to my girl friend just the other day, 'Gee, I'll bet monsters are in-teresting.' I said. The places you must go and the things you must see -- my stars! I bet you meet lots of in-teresting people too. I'm always in-terested in meeting in-teresting people. Now let's dip our patties in the water!"

by bow4meow on Sep 15, 2008 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huge points for early Cars and flat-chested girl in bikini...

…………………………….. I’m making lots of friends tonight…

"TominHawaii's real name is Hubert and he's a rancher in Burns."

by timbo on Sep 15, 2008 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Booooooo for pixelization....

"TominHawaii's real name is Hubert and he's a rancher in Burns."

by timbo on Sep 15, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think she's had work done

I love Google.

"Sometimes GSoM can be the WWE of basketball!" - Tony.psd

by tominhawaii on Sep 16, 2008 3:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

That's not flat chested.

That’s perfection. Anything more than a handfull is excess.

hakkaa päälle !

by timg56 on Sep 16, 2008 6:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

That's what my Dad used to say

I remember this huge, screaming fight my parents had — Dad insisting that small chests are sexy, Mom yelling that he’s full of it, that everyone likes huge racks. A wierd scene.

by Corvid on Sep 16, 2008 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Tom is your father?

I shoot layups like they're jumpers.

by MiledAnimal on Sep 16, 2008 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

I love all racks.

"Sometimes GSoM can be the WWE of basketball!" - Tony.psd

by tominhawaii on Sep 16, 2008 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rack 'im.

I shoot layups like they're jumpers.

by MiledAnimal on Sep 16, 2008 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's the false ones that I don't like.

I’ve never understood the need to get a set to store bought titties.

hakkaa päälle !

by timg56 on Sep 18, 2008 6:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Unless she's a stripper.

I see that as a return on investment.

"Sometimes GSoM can be the WWE of basketball!" - Tony.psd

by tominhawaii on Sep 18, 2008 7:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Your parents are my hero's

"It's how you play the Ga-ame..." - Greg Oden with Justin Timeberlake at the Espy's

by BlazermaniacAndy on Sep 16, 2008 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

That is a wierd thing to fight about.

I’ve been fortunate to discover one of God’s secrets.

He made the human hand to fit two things perfectly – a woman’s breast and the butt of a Colt SAA.

hakkaa päälle !

by timg56 on Sep 16, 2008 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here's a nice one

I shoot layups like they're jumpers.

by MiledAnimal on Sep 16, 2008 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

now that's a good looking handgun

Everyone loves a little kid flippin the 'Bird'

by BlazermaniacAndy on Sep 16, 2008 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

........................ if you're 5.

"TominHawaii's real name is Hubert and he's a rancher in Burns."

by timbo on Sep 16, 2008 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

...................

five year old put a bunch of periods before they type something
(next time timmy read my s/ font ok!)

Everyone loves a little kid flippin the 'Bird'

by BlazermaniacAndy on Sep 17, 2008 12:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

It's nice as a piece of art.

But I prefer a working Colt.

hakkaa päälle !

by timg56 on Sep 18, 2008 6:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

It'll shoot fine

you’ll just depreciate its value with each round.

"Screw the chalupa – it’s the victory I want." --timg56

by MiledAnimal on Sep 18, 2008 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

I know.

For some reason I’ve always preferred used firearms to new, even when we are not talking about presentation pieces like the one above.

But I collect more from a historical perspective – mainly breach loading military firearms.

hakkaa päälle !

by timg56 on Sep 18, 2008 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

I got some guns

I have one old revolver my grandpa picked up in Canada dunning WWII. If memory serves me, it’ s 45 that the mounted police carry. I left it in Oregon with my wife’s dad.

The Josh abides.

by tominhawaii on Sep 18, 2008 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm older than any of my guns 8^(

I don’t collect collectibles because I always want to take ’em to the range and see how they shoot.

"Screw the chalupa – it’s the victory I want." --timg56

by MiledAnimal on Sep 18, 2008 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

My concealed carry weapon is a 22 magnum revolver with a laser sight.

Unfortunately the Colorado gun laws are not reciprocal with Oregon gun laws.

"Besides, AnntheFan will be here any minute to #25 you." T Darkstar

by annthefan on Sep 18, 2008 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

I’m not sure if that makes you sexy or scary. Maybe it is a little of both.

I have two 22 rifles. I love shooting guns. I bring the pain to beer cans.

The Josh abides.

by tominhawaii on Sep 19, 2008 4:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm fond of the .22 Magnum

I have a Henry Golden Boy and a Ruger Single Six (w/the extra LR cylinder) in that caliber:

"Screw the chalupa – it’s the victory I want." --timg56

by MiledAnimal on Sep 19, 2008 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have a Golden Boy too. It's a beautiful rifle

and my favorite one to shoot. I also have a S&W .357 that I usually shoot 38’s through. I’m a very good shot but I would never shoot anything that’s alive unless I have to. I just like knowing how to use a gun.

"Besides, AnntheFan will be here any minute to #25 you." T Darkstar

by annthefan on Sep 19, 2008 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Another coincidence!

I too have an S&W .357, satin steel finish, 6" barrel — and .38 cartridges are a lot cheaper than .357 Mag cartridges.

"Screw the chalupa – it’s the victory I want." --timg56

by MiledAnimal on Sep 19, 2008 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would buy a pump gun, the best weapon you never have to fire

Just the characteristic sound of loading it is the internationally understandable signal for “get out of my house, I am armed” ;-)

St. Bayno's 120 Haiku Prospects: Nicolas Batum in the paint—prairie grass, blown by wind.

by Norsktroll on Sep 19, 2008 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's exactly what I would get

if I’m thinking “One gun, home defense.”

"Screw the chalupa – it’s the victory I want." --timg56

by MiledAnimal on Sep 19, 2008 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like pump shotgun's like in Terminator

That says, Get the heck out of my house, please

# 10 Top Charles Barkley Quote: On the Portland Trail Blazers (back when they were known as the Jail Blazers) serving Thanksgiving meals: "In between arrests they do community service."

by BlazermaniacAndy on Sep 20, 2008 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

thank you for those

shower

babies

"It's how you play the Ga-ame..." - Greg Oden with Justin Timeberlake at the Espy's

by BlazermaniacAndy on Sep 15, 2008 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOW check out that moon tonight

thats awsome….. someone grab a cam and pic that for us!

"Oh, for shame! Just look at those finger nails! My, I'll bet you monsters lead in-teresting lives. I said to my girl friend just the other day, 'Gee, I'll bet monsters are in-teresting.' I said. The places you must go and the things you must see -- my stars! I bet you meet lots of in-teresting people too. I'm always in-terested in meeting in-teresting people. Now let's dip our patties in the water!"

by bow4meow on Sep 15, 2008 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

as neil young would say...

on this harvest moon…da na da da da da

"It's how you play the Ga-ame..." - Greg Oden with Justin Timeberlake at the Espy's

by BlazermaniacAndy on Sep 15, 2008 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

And THAT is NFL football at its finest!

………………………….. GRRRRrrrrrreat game!

"TominHawaii's real name is Hubert and he's a rancher in Burns."

by timbo on Sep 15, 2008 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

nice call

Timbo the Tiger

"Oh, for shame! Just look at those finger nails! My, I'll bet you monsters lead in-teresting lives. I said to my girl friend just the other day, 'Gee, I'll bet monsters are in-teresting.' I said. The places you must go and the things you must see -- my stars! I bet you meet lots of in-teresting people too. I'm always in-terested in meeting in-teresting people. Now let's dip our patties in the water!"

by bow4meow on Sep 15, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm cutting my hair tomorrow...

Been almost 2 years.
Locks of Love better freakin love me after I give them my perfectly wigable hair…

Man I love tongue tacos - Mortimer
Only thing better is Trout on a stick roasted over an open fire - annthefan
I have a pic like that of my dog - tominhawaii

by Outlaw is Rejector on Sep 16, 2008 1:00 AM PDT reply actions  

Have you started to look like this (yes, that's a real dog breed and not some photoshopped image)

St. Bayno's 120 Haiku Prospects: Nicolas Batum in the paint—prairie grass, blown by wind.

by Norsktroll on Sep 16, 2008 2:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Best Album Ever

"It's how you play the Ga-ame..." - Greg Oden with Justin Timeberlake at the Espy's

by BlazermaniacAndy on Sep 16, 2008 9:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

-1

"TominHawaii's real name is Hubert and he's a rancher in Burns."

by timbo on Sep 16, 2008 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

+2

Now we’re back to even, what, your going to dis the music of my youth but not offer up a better option?

Everyone loves a little kid flippin the 'Bird'

by BlazermaniacAndy on Sep 17, 2008 12:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Allow us to see a pic before you cut it OFF.

"Besides, AnntheFan will be here any minute to #25 you." T Darkstar

by annthefan on Sep 16, 2008 2:08 AM PDT reply actions  

Show us Outlaw! We want Golden Locks!

"It's how you play the Ga-ame..." - Greg Oden with Justin Timeberlake at the Espy's

by BlazermaniacAndy on Sep 16, 2008 9:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Shoots

I always go to unrec the junk drawer around now and then find out that I never rec’ed the thing in the first place.

I always pass a gaggle of hookers on my way to work. Almost all of them wear shoes like these. Do they wear shoes like that in Portland?

"Sometimes GSoM can be the WWE of basketball!" - Tony.psd

by tominhawaii on Sep 16, 2008 8:06 AM PDT reply actions  

Shoes...

The Midnight Rambler. Born to make mistakes.

by amlmart1 on Sep 16, 2008 8:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

How do they outrun the cops in those?

"Sometimes GSoM can be the WWE of basketball!" - Tony.psd

by tominhawaii on Sep 16, 2008 8:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Kevin Love ain't no 7 feet

"It's how you play the Ga-ame..." - Greg Oden with Justin Timeberlake at the Espy's

by BlazermaniacAndy on Sep 16, 2008 9:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

With these shoes, he is

St. Bayno's 120 Haiku Prospects: Nicolas Batum in the paint—prairie grass, blown by wind.

by Norsktroll on Sep 16, 2008 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don´t worry about the cops. They fall down by the mud.

Traditional country shoes named “albarcas” are useful when walking on the mud.

The Midnight Rambler. Born to make mistakes.

by amlmart1 on Sep 16, 2008 8:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

EEWWWW

Those shoes would never be on my feet, ever!!

"It is an unique experience that I wanted to live. Turns out well or bad, I will have lived through it and it would not be a failure if I return soon. I am ready for this challenge "
~Rudy Fernandez

Ugh..."Rudy Fernandez will go to Portland next Sunday accompanied of his mother, Maite, who will live with him in Portland the first two years". Not cool Rudy, not cool.

by twiggs on Sep 16, 2008 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don't know twigs, some pig tails, a baby blue checkered dress, you'd look lovely

"It's how you play the Ga-ame..." - Greg Oden with Justin Timeberlake at the Espy's

by BlazermaniacAndy on Sep 16, 2008 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

You're sweet

But no, nada, never, no how!

"It is an unique experience that I wanted to live. Turns out well or bad, I will have lived through it and it would not be a failure if I return soon. I am ready for this challenge "
~Rudy Fernandez

Ugh..."Rudy Fernandez will go to Portland next Sunday accompanied of his mother, Maite, who will live with him in Portland the first two years". Not cool Rudy, not cool.

by twiggs on Sep 16, 2008 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tom, why you gotta hate and Unrec my junk drawer? Oh wait, you never did

Are those clear heels? All the classiest ladies that work down the street from me at Stars Cabaret wear those stylish foot fashion pieces.

P.S. You can go ahead and Rec this now, we talked about Clear Heels, plus I don’t see any other new junk D today

"It's how you play the Ga-ame..." - Greg Oden with Justin Timeberlake at the Espy's

by BlazermaniacAndy on Sep 16, 2008 9:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Someone will swoop in and write a new one. My guess is Timbo.

Junk drawer only needs 5 recs.

"Sometimes GSoM can be the WWE of basketball!" - Tony.psd

by tominhawaii on Sep 16, 2008 9:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

my guess is my junk is so powerful it last's two days

(I need 6 rec’s, other wise I cry myself to sleep at night)

"It's how you play the Ga-ame..." - Greg Oden with Justin Timeberlake at the Espy's

by BlazermaniacAndy on Sep 16, 2008 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Tracy McGrady is a Thug!

Only a thug would sit around listening to stories of rape, murder, and torture. via TrueHoop

"Sometimes GSoM can be the WWE of basketball!" - Tony.psd

by tominhawaii on Sep 16, 2008 8:55 AM PDT reply actions  

As the owner of a babyfied pit bull

I’d like to point out that it was a rottweiler, not a pit bull that disfigured the man in the story. The end sentence of the section (“If you have been injured, attacked, or disfigured as the result of a rottweiler or pit bull attack…”) is misleading because it is the only mention of pit bulls.

The only dog to ever “attack” me was a rottweiler, coincidentally. I was spending the summer in Tacoma with friends when I was nine, and I was petting their rottweiler on their back porch. I stopped petting the dog and looked away, and after a few seconds it barked, bit my face (less than half an inch from my eyeball) and ran away. The family refused to believe I did nothing wrong to the dog, and for the rest of the summer they’d say creepy things like “You know, dogs NEVER forget people that wrong them…” It was a very comfortable atmosphere. That was the only time the dog ever showed any signs of aggression, which was strange. She was good people. An isolated psychotic outburst I guess.

"I think JamesOn is a real smart lil cutie pie." -annthefan, 8/22/2008

Salaam.

by JamesOn on Sep 16, 2008 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Pits are far from mean dogs

I got a pit mix, and she’s a gentle to humans as can be.

ANY dog can become vicious if the owners make them that way.

My boston terrier I had as a young man bit my lips off, and it was just a isolated outburst caused by me trying to kiss the top of his head goodnight when I was 17. It scared him, he snapped, and split my top lip open and made the bottom dangle.

He was a good dog though. It ‘twas my fault, which is normally the case when a dog goes nuts (but not always, because I believe your story). Either from provoking, or just raising the dog to be mean, it is almost never just genetically the dog’s fault.

Hell, my ma’s teacup maltese is the most vicious beast I’ve ever met. If it was bigger than your hand, it would murder you. Mercury is protective of me and her momma (my fiancee is the one who actually rescued her before we met), but is the friendliest dog in the world to everyone she meets, even though when I take her for walks she scares a lot of people just by how she looks (and I don’t even think she looks particularly “pit bull-ish”. Getting into apartments that ban pit bulls, we’ve been able to pass her off as a weimereiner mix).

People are dumb about pit bulls.

Mercury can be wierd around other dogs, but always centered around just playing too rough— though she doesn’t seem to take too kindly to them, and especially doesn’t want them close to me. But, I’m sure she just had bad experiences with other dogs before she was rescued, and when I got her used to my siblings’ dogs in Portland she was just fine.

She’s just a good puppy full of love and thoughts of revenge towards those who wronged her!

Mortimer

by Mortimer on Sep 16, 2008 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

We have a pit mix female in our hood

Who is sweet and smart but her son is a raised in a loving enviroment loser.I once called him off beating up on another dog and he started coming at me growling at which point I picked up a shovel and said come on mutt but he declined.Not just me,everyone but his owner thinks he is a violent loser. having said that most pits are cool

by southern oregon on Sep 16, 2008 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

If that dog is mean to other dogs

And attacking them even, the owner really should keep him in their own yard, or whatever they gotta do to prevent them from getting out.

While I think pit’s are very misunderstood, some dogs can be mean, and if a dog is that aggressive it really has to be on the owner to take care of the problem.

Not “take care of it”, but, you know, make sure the dog doesn’t eat anyone.

Mortimer

by Mortimer on Sep 16, 2008 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I bought a fierocious Terrier/Maltese mix

Ten Pounds of Fury. The worst part is his snoring, it makes grown men cry with fear.

"It's how you play the Ga-ame..." - Greg Oden with Justin Timeberlake at the Espy's

by BlazermaniacAndy on Sep 16, 2008 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

My dog's a dog hater

I was walking him and came upon a “dog whisper” who told me Carlos is “insecure” and doesn’t know his role. Since then, I’ve been telling Carlos he is fat to keep his self esteem down, and so he’ll never get up the nerve to leave me.

"Sometimes GSoM can be the WWE of basketball!" - Tony.psd

by tominhawaii on Sep 16, 2008 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a similar story

I was sitting Native American style with my friend’s rottweiler had his head in my lap, and I asked my friend if the dog ever bit anyone. My friend sad the dog never bit anyone so I said, “Awe, I’m going to give him a kiss then.” As I went in to kiss him he bit me on the jaw. I had a hole in each cheek and two under my chin. Each mark on my cheek turned into a pimple.

That time I figured I had it coming for invading his space. Months later, I was standing behind me girlfriend at their house on the back porch and had my hand in a fist and put it on top of my girlfriend’s head. The dog was watching me and charged me from across the porch and bit me on the forearm. I guess he thought I was roughing up my lady friend.

"Sometimes GSoM can be the WWE of basketball!" - Tony.psd

by tominhawaii on Sep 16, 2008 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

That's funny

Rott’s are good for protecting people!

A friend I had in grade school had a rott, and it was very protective over his mom. If you pretended to attack the mom, the rott would get real angry and growl and if you didn’t stop he would make you.

The rott liked me a lot since all puppies love me; with that dog though it wasn’t hard since it seemed like that family didn’t pet him very much. Just petting a dog and maybe a treat or two makes ’em fall in love with ya real fast like!

Mortimer

by Mortimer on Sep 16, 2008 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

True

I never pass up an opportunity to give peanut butter to a dog.

"Sometimes GSoM can be the WWE of basketball!" - Tony.psd

by tominhawaii on Sep 16, 2008 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or a sedative

"It's how you play the Ga-ame..." - Greg Oden with Justin Timeberlake at the Espy's

by BlazermaniacAndy on Sep 16, 2008 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

criss cross applesauce

is what they are calling sitting “indian style” in the finest kindergartens these days.
Don’t know where the applesauce is supposed to come in.

The urban dictionary has an alternate meaning, but it doesn’t really make any sense.

by Section323 on Sep 16, 2008 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

All this time I thought sitting "indian style" had to do with yoga

You know, a modification of padmansa (lotus) pose. It never occurred to me that it might refer to Inuit, Tlingit, Miwok, Potawami, Seminole, etc. etc. etc.

by Corvid on Sep 16, 2008 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've never been bitten by a dog.

Unless if you count how my right forearm was my lab’s favorite chew toy when we wrestled.

I’ve never met a dog I’ve been afraid of. For some reason, moms, dogs and kids always seem to like me.

hakkaa päälle !

by timg56 on Sep 18, 2008 6:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

I've always been that way too

I think that dog liked me even though he bit me twice. He needed counseling.

"Sometimes GSoM can be the WWE of basketball!" - Tony.psd

by tominhawaii on Sep 18, 2008 7:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

I already had some

I get to get some when I called off our wedding.

The Josh abides.

by tominhawaii on Sep 18, 2008 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ha! You were just trying to get attention. You knew she was the best thing

that ever happened to you but you just wanted to make her think she was getting a catch.

"Besides, AnntheFan will be here any minute to #25 you." T Darkstar

by annthefan on Sep 18, 2008 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

A CRAZY CATCH

The fish that says, put me back in the water, no! no! take me back out and eat me! NOOO! Put me back!?!

# 10 Top Charles Barkley Quote: On the Portland Trail Blazers (back when they were known as the Jail Blazers) serving Thanksgiving meals: "In between arrests they do community service."

by BlazermaniacAndy on Sep 20, 2008 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey BlazermaniacAndy, how did you manage to make it on the homepage/top story of Bleacher Report?

http://bleacherreport.com/ And why are you the sports troll? I don’t get it.
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/57948-top-10-web-sites-for-sports-trolls

- Your original sports troll

St. Bayno's 120 Haiku Prospects: Nicolas Batum in the paint—prairie grass, blown by wind.

by Norsktroll on Sep 16, 2008 1:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Man, that kid is everywhere

The first time I saw him, he was wearing a Beavers shirt. I’ve seen him with a Green Bay logo and now Boston. I think this is the real picture. Also, is flipping off against the rules here? Like can I just post this photo in stupid trade proposals?

"Sometimes GSoM can be the WWE of basketball!" - Tony.psd

by tominhawaii on Sep 16, 2008 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Norsktroll, Hey wait a minute! No one got my authorization to use my likeness!

Oh well, what can you do, I suppose eat lunch and sulk…
(just like Rodney Dangerfield, I get’s no respect!)

"It's how you play the Ga-ame..." - Greg Oden with Justin Timeberlake at the Espy's

by BlazermaniacAndy on Sep 16, 2008 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Early summer

We were heading for the coast and while making the turn off of the 199 to Cresent City to Brookings I was runing my mouth about what a dump CC is and made a disrespectfull gesture in that direction only to get eye contact with a CHP with a shocked look on his face.We made it to the border and had a chukle but ever since I have had to hear the’dude you have to stop fliping off the cops,its just not cool" lip

by southern oregon on Sep 16, 2008 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Da Kine

http://www.skinit.com/skins/portland_trail_blazers

"Sometimes GSoM can be the WWE of basketball!" - Tony.psd

by tominhawaii on Sep 16, 2008 1:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Tom, you know we are not allowed to look at "Skin" sites!

"It's how you play the Ga-ame..." - Greg Oden with Justin Timeberlake at the Espy's

by BlazermaniacAndy on Sep 16, 2008 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you read the last comment... ?

wow

"Thank God those nightmarish booty-less days are behind us. I blame cocaine."-Mortimer
I detest that man who hides one thing in the depths of his heart, and speaks for another. - Homer
That was a very hard winter,
and it was just like one long night,
with me lying awake, waiting and waiting and waiting
for daybreak.
- Black Elk
1881
The wild hawk stood with the down on his beak And stared with his foot on the prey. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

by BlazerFan1 on Sep 16, 2008 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow, that guy sounds retarded

Do I sound so silly saying things about the Blazer’s winning the next 10 championship’s in a row?

(My post could get 300 comments! What a proud father I am!)

Everyone loves a little kid flippin the 'Bird'

by BlazermaniacAndy on Sep 16, 2008 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

still not more then mine :)

"Thank God those nightmarish booty-less days are behind us. I blame cocaine."-Mortimer
I detest that man who hides one thing in the depths of his heart, and speaks for another. - Homer
That was a very hard winter,
and it was just like one long night,
with me lying awake, waiting and waiting and waiting
for daybreak.
- Black Elk
1881
The wild hawk stood with the down on his beak And stared with his foot on the prey. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

by BlazerFan1 on Sep 16, 2008 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he makes some reasonable points about the Blazers.

Doesn’t mean he’s right. For example, the part about playing .400 ball for most of the season, exempting the streak and how the team should have been 38 – 44. Personally, I think that’s the result of good coaching. The difference Nate makes.

And while he may very well be correct in forecasting the impact of Bayless and Fernandez, he pretty much glosses over the impact of Oden. Forget the first two guys. The reason Portland should make the playoffs this year is Greg Oden. He should account for our third consectutive double digit improvement in wins all by himself.

hakkaa päälle !

by timg56 on Sep 18, 2008 7:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

so....

fatty can come back in three days, will he return

by Zaron5551 on Sep 16, 2008 3:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Who's fatty?

"Screw the chalupa – it’s the victory I want." --timg56

by MiledAnimal on Sep 16, 2008 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey everyone I need your help! I am needing to buy a new Digital Camera and dont know where to go?

Now , I suppose I could go to bestbuy, bat my eyelashes (they are long) and hope I can charm my way into a good deal. But, I have a feeling that will only get me the most aggressive used car salesman shift leader who will try to convince me to buy an “in store warranty” for like 1/4 of the cost of the camera therfor voiding any discount I would have worked so hard for. Then I would probably call him out on his BS and he would get angry and not offer me any kind of deal and then I would leave and not buy anything.

So I guess at this point I just want to know, what kind of camera do you have or what brand is the best?

I am looking to pay around 160.00 but no more than 200. 00. I think I want an 8.0+ megapixel b/c for right now the 10 + ers are wayy too expensive.

Advice?

Sophia

"Thank God those nightmarish booty-less days are behind us. I blame cocaine."-Mortimer
I detest that man who hides one thing in the depths of his heart, and speaks for another. - Homer
That was a very hard winter,
and it was just like one long night,
with me lying awake, waiting and waiting and waiting
for daybreak.
- Black Elk
1881
The wild hawk stood with the down on his beak And stared with his foot on the prey. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

by BlazerFan1 on Sep 16, 2008 3:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Check out cnet.com for reviews and ratings and advice

All else being equal I’d go with Canon, but under $200 I’d go for a name brand that has the features you want. Just don’t fall in love with megapixels. You can get great photos with 3 MP and bad ones with 6 MP. Anti-shake is a great feature to have. Optical zoom, not digital, and… check out cnet.com.

"Screw the chalupa – it’s the victory I want." --timg56

by MiledAnimal on Sep 16, 2008 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had/have two Canons

..and they are high caliber (get it, cannon, calibur? ha..nevermind) cameras. My wife has a 30D prosumer Canon camera and we had a point and shoot that was excellent.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose.

-- Unknown

by SloppyJoe on Sep 16, 2008 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have had good luck with Kodak

I currently have a Kodak with 10x optical zoom (Like Miled says below, digital zoom is nothing…ignore it) and 6.1 megapixels. The software is easy to use and it takes good pics. The current version is right in that ballpark price wise

Styx -"I'm schizophrenic....and so am I"

by 92wastheyear on Sep 16, 2008 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, take me with you

I used to be a Used Car Salesman, Ahem, I mean Electronics salesman too, and you need someone who can talk to salespeople like this, “ok, I came in looking at the camera on ad, but if you want to sell me this more expensive Canon and throw in the free warranty I would be happy to recommend you to my elderly grandmother, she needs a new cassette tape”.

Buy a Canon. That’s All you need to know. My brother is a photog and has been using the little pocket Elph thing for years, it takes awesome shots, like photo’s of little kids flipping the bird.

Everyone loves a little kid flippin the 'Bird'

by BlazermaniacAndy on Sep 16, 2008 4:02 PM PDT reply actions  

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