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Joel and the subjective guide to backup center desirability

I love this guy. You can frequently read comments about Joel Przybilla around Blazer's Edge to the effect of "best backup center in the league", "never trade him", etc. Well, maybe not quite, yet while we might start to over-value Joel, most media pundits and fans of opposing teams still tend to vastly under-value him.

If he is content with his new role in Portland (and I think he is), he is even better suited as a backup to Greg Oden than as a starter. He will come in with all his energy, defending the post, grabbing rebounds, blocking shots, setting textbook picks, throwing elbows, after Greg has already worn down the starter. To me, he is almost the perfect role player for this position, and that's a valuable position on a team with a young center still learning the finer points of the game and coming off major rehab. He will do everything the team needs from him to win the game, and every point he scores is a bonus.

Today I went through all the depth charts of the other teams, and was again surprised how few backups I would like to have over Joel if we would need to find a replacement. Performance, age and salary matter in this head-to-head comparisons. Joel comes in at under $6.5 million (20.5 over the next three seasons if he plays out his whole contract), is 28 years old (going on 29 but working hard to stay durable), averaged 4.8 PPG, 8.4 RPG, 1.2 BPG in a little over 23 minutes last season (I would expect him to play about 15 this season), and has strong intangibles that don't even show up in most advanced stats. With that in mind, I present "The subjective guide to NBA backup center desirability 2008" (as a companion, I highly recommend "The Timbo subjective guide to NBA player height"):

  1. Atlanta: Zaza Pachulia. Advantage Joel, though Zaza is not much worse and 4 years younger.
  2. Boston: Glen "Big Baby" Davis. Davis is undersized for the center position, but 6 years younger and much cheaper. Excellent late pick. Push.
  3. Charlotte: Ryan Hollins/Alexis Ajinca. Advantage Joel until (if) Adjinca develops. I would even take him over starter Nazr Mohammed (more points, less rebounds, 3 years older)
  4. Chicago: Aaron Gray. Advantage Joel, but at 23 Gray might still develop into a very similar player.
  5. Cleveland: Anderson Varejao. Great hustler, draws tons of offensive fouls. Similar defensive stats, slightly more dangerous on offense, similar price, three years younger, can play both positions. Advantage Varejao. Joel would bag Lorenzen Wright if he plays backup C.
  6. Dallas: DeSagana Diop. Horribly overpaid now for what he does on defense, even weaker on offense. Advantage Joel.
  7. Denver: Steven Hunter/Chris Andersen. Advantage Joel. He might even start, cause Nene while more talented on offense isn't a true center.
  8. Detroit: Kwame Brown. Not a complete bust, yet never worth the money he got. Advantage Joel.
  9. Golden State: Ronny Turiaf. While also not a true center, 3 years younger, 2 million cheaper, great hustler. Slight advantage Turiaf.
  10. Houston Rockets: Uhm, who is their backup center??? Earth to Rockets, Yao Ming is injury prone. 6'7 Carl Landry, if he re-signs? 6'9 Luis Scola who starts on PF? Methusela Mutombo? Until further notice, advantage Joel.
  11. Indiana: Rasho Nesterovic (might be traded before the season), Roy Hibbert. Push if Rasho stays.
  12. LA Clippers: Tim Thomas/Brian Skinner/DeAndre Jordan. I suppose Camby starts on PF. Anyway, slight advantage Clippers with Thomas and more depth.
  13. LA Lakers: Chris Mihm. At this point with a lot of injuries to Mihm, advantage Joel.
  14. Memphis: Hamed Haddadi? Advantage Joel. Or would a traded Zach play backup center? Doubtful.
  15. Miami: Jamaal Magloire. A shadow of his All-Star self. Advantage Joel. I wouldn't even want Mark Blount.
  16. Milwaukee: Dan Gadzuric/Francisco Elson. Both older and weaker, advantage Joel.
  17. Minnesota: Calvin Booth/Jason Collins/Mark Madsen? Advantage Joel against all of them.
  18. New Jersey: Josh Boone/Sean Williams? Advantage New Jersey.
  19. New Orleans: Melvin Ely/Hilton Armstrong. While both are cheaper and Armstong is younger, advantage Joel.
  20. New York: Jerome James is toast. Yet if Darko Milicic gets traded and is the first big off the bench with Lee starting at PF, advantage Darko.
  21. Oklahoma City: Johan Petro. Similar performance, 6 years younger, much cheaper. Slight advantage Petro.
  22. Orlando: Adonal Foyle/Marcin Gortat. While Gortat still might develop a lot when he gets more minutes this year, currently advantage Joel.
  23. Philadelphia: Theo Ratfliff, Marreese Speights. One is too old, one is too inexperienced. Advantage Joel.
  24. Phoenix: Robin Lopez. The guy definitely has talent to be a very good center especially on defense, but until I see it, advantage Joel.
  25. Sacramento: Spencer Hawes. Not really better right now, but on a good trajectory and still very young. Advantage Hawes.
  26. San Antonio: Kurt Thomas. Nearing retirement, but still really good. Push.
  27. Toronto: Nathan Jawai is super-raw. Andrea Bargnani on center? Push if you consider offense and defense until Bargnani realizes his full potential, and that would be more at PF.
  28. Utah: Jarron Collins/Kosta Koufos/Kyrylo Fesenko. Advantage Joel until further notice.
  29. Washington: Andray Blatche. 6 years younger, cheaper, better scorer, already almost equal. Advantage Blatche. Joel would keep Etan Thomas in check.

Total: 17 advantage/slight advantage Joel. 4 push. 8 advantage/slight advantage opponent. That's not a bad backup solution at all for the next two to three seasons (he has an early termination option before 2010/11) if Greg turns out to be our dominant center. And after that, we might look again to acquire a younger replacement via all options.

Since Dave has no player topic up for discussion today, start your appreciations of Joel, why he is even better than I think, or argue who you would like to have instead (or after his tenure with the Blazers) for the role of backup "man in the middle".

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I like him as a backup.

He has the 2nd best rebounding rate for centers behind Dwight Howard. He also has the 8th highest true shooting percentage among centers. That’s the good news. The bad news is he has the WORST turnover ratio in league for centers who play more than 11 minutes a game. Not so good.

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by Winchester on Sep 10, 2008 3:50 AM PDT reply actions  

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by naybobjoe on Sep 10, 2008 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think itd be funny...

against teams like Memphis, or maybe Charlotte, heck New York, Minnesota…
If we started the game with our second unit……I seriously think these guys could hang…

Bayless, Rudy, Outlaw, Frye, Pryz…….

matched up with those teams, who knows…Let them take the brunt of the starters energy. Maybe Rudy and Outlaw light it up…Seriously, we could hang. Maybe even come out ahead…..

Then…….as their starters energy begins to fade. We see them getting sluggish….BAM! RoyOdenLMA all at once. All comin at ya…….

They wouldnt stand a chance…..
meanwhile back at home, I probably would be doubled over in laughter and excitement.

by BroyTheTruth on Sep 10, 2008 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

don't start them, but do sub the whole unit

sometime in q2 so they close out the half as the white team
that would be cool

by holder on Sep 12, 2008 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Excellent fan post

I think you actually underrate Joel. I think I know why you do it, because of the lack of offensive threat.

I think that is a mistake. If we are in a situation where we need a scoring threat at backup center, we can bring in Channing.

It also appears that you are giving some guys an advantage for youth. If Joel were our starter, that would be appropriate. But his experience and ability to help show Greg the ropes is a plus. Would you really rather have Big Baby than Joel on this team? I wouldn’t.

If you want to give the Clippers an advantage for depth, you have to count Channing. I like our depth better.

I think Joel is perfect for us for this season, absolutely perfect. A guy who will never be an all-star, so won’t gripe if an all-star takes some of his minutes. A guy who only played a backup’s number of minutes last year, despite starting, so won’t see a significant drop-off in production by playing backup minutes again. A dominant rebounder. A guy who can effectively work in our defensive schemes if Oden is in foul trouble. A veteran to work with the rookie. There are few players in the league who would be a better fit for this role on this team. Most of the NBA starting centers wouldn’t be happy.

Next year? Next year, Joel’s minutes may drop further if Oden is dominant and healthy, so he may become expensive for his role and unhappy with it. But this year, he’s perfect.

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by jscot on Sep 10, 2008 4:34 AM PDT reply actions  

Good overall look at things

Joel IS one of the best backups in the league, and I like having him around, but if he’s the sticking point to a trade for an elite-level guy, he’s not valuable enough to not get included. I don’t want to get into trade proposals here, but a 20 mpg guy (at most) at a position where we have possibly the best prospect ever, really has to be on the table.

One thing to nitpick, though, is your rating of Diop. Diop is essentially a carbon copy of Joel. Hollinger consistently has Diop rated as one of the top 2 or 3 defensive centers in the league, he’s just so dreadful at offense that he couldn’t get minutes on a team like NJ which didn’t surround him with scorers like Dallas did. I don’t have insider, but if you do, feel free to look in up in the espn archives.

That being said, I’d take Joel over Big Baby, so the total numbers stay the same in my view, anyways.

by Royster on Sep 10, 2008 7:44 AM PDT reply actions  

Fair enough. The rating is highly subjective and the reasoning is very shortened though I put some thought in it

Regarding Diop, I’m actually a fan of the Mavs and glad he is back cause I hate Dampier. But for a guy who has career averages of 15 minutes, 4 rebounds, 2 points, and under 1 block his contract is too big. Last year was actually his career high, add one point and one rebound. Yet they gave him the FULL MLE, arguably creating the most overpaid center combo in the league! For the MLE they could have simply taken Nenad Krstic from NJ, who instead went to Europe. Not even Hollinger defended that move in his transaction review. And Diop is 26, so his ceiling is pretty low. That’s why right now I would rather like Joel.

As for Davis, he only played about half the minutes Joel played, did a good job even against superior teams, and is dirt cheap. Maybe right now Joel is actually better, but I wouldn’t mind to have a player like this for the future who was one of surprise stories of the last season. It’s a tough call, so I called it a push.

And yes, I would give Joel up if that would be a requirement to bring in a really good player for our future.

Odenied: Asked whether he noticed Oden favoring his right knee, Frye dismissed it entirely. "He favors dunking on your head, that's what he favors."

by Norsktroll on Sep 10, 2008 8:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Diop is for sure overpaid

as is Joel, given that he’ll be making over $1 million more per year than Diop, so it’s kind of a wash. Like I said, it was nitpicking anyways. I mean, really the only guys I definitely think have an advantage over Pryz are Varejao and possibly Blatche, although I think we’re both overrating Blatche here. Factoring in salaries, I’d have to throw in Lopez, Big Baby, and Hawes. Athough a lot of that is their potential to get better, and Hawes probably wouldn’t be a fan of sitting behind Oden.

So I put Joel firmly in the top 3 or 4 back up Cs, for what that’s worth.

by Royster on Sep 10, 2008 8:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

In my opinion

The MLE for a decent center, even just a reserve center, is a good value. Joel (and Diop, I suppose) I think make around the right amount. Joel gets a little more burn for that money, so I say he’s the better value.

by MattyDread on Sep 10, 2008 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Good read

Joel gives our second unit the toughness it is going to lack, Diogu has not shown he can stay healthy but pairing him with Joel is good front court combo to control the boards.

I would like to see Pryz get better at the outlet pass this team regardless of if its the starting 5 or the bench is going to run.

I wouldent include Pryz in a trade this season for anyone we dont know if Oden can stay healthy for 82 games.

by Dragonage on Sep 10, 2008 8:34 AM PDT reply actions  

Nice work and good analysis...

though I think you overvalue other players youth. Big men tend to last longer and if Joel does play backup minutes for the rest of his career he’ll be just as effective 6 years from now if not more than he is today.

I think if you recalibrated on the youth thing Joel would show to be even better than your subjective view. In one example, I’d rather have Joel than Turiaf but could see giving that one a push.

Still, an interesting read.

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by LaughingJon on Sep 10, 2008 8:53 AM PDT reply actions  

Toughness

One thing I like about Joel is that he takes a hit and gets back up – that and he’s shown he can be an enforcer down low if needed. Given the raft of big men in the NBA these days that shun contact like the plague, that’s something I’m willing to pay for. He’s also constantly trying to improve himself (free throw shooting last year – hopefully outlet pass this year since the second unit may start running like gazelles with Rudy, Bayless and Trout in that lineup), which is very nice to see with a player who has a guaranteed contract.

by DonkeyShins on Sep 10, 2008 9:22 AM PDT reply actions  

Joels toughness

You’re onto it Donkeyshins. Joel’s worth isnt exactly predicated upon his physical skills. Altho different, he’s got the kind a of caliber Outlaw and Blake show— HEART.

Joel is going to be a long-timer in PTBland because he sticks up for his teammates and doesnt let other teams intimidate him.

Fea dis

by bow4meow on Sep 10, 2008 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Blazers have GOT to trade him (unless Oden cracks his back)

There is no way in the world the Blazers can keep Oden Aldridge and Joel with the backcourt that they have, his humongous contract, the ease with which he could be traded for an expiring contract, and the extreme need for future financial flexibility due to all the talent that they are going to have to pay for. Greg Oden is not just some schmoe who is going to start just because management wants to prove they didn’t make a mistake, He Will Absorb Minutes Like the Nile! Joel will Never play! He is making $20m over the next 3 years! Greg Oden, Brandon Roy, LaMarcus Aldridge, Rudy Fernandez, Jerryd Bayless, Martell Webster, Channing Frye, and Nicolas Batum are all on Rookie Contracts! Their salaries will skyrocket after that, with Outlaw and Blake possibly expiring next summer! Unless Oden becomes physically unable to perform (shortly) there is no way Joel is staying with the Blazers.

by 0004248939 on Sep 10, 2008 9:25 AM PDT reply actions  

Joel will stay with the Blazers at least until the trade deadline

and probably for this year.

If Oden becomes what you (and I) think, Joel might be part of the big deal next summer.

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by jscot on Sep 10, 2008 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

VAAAT ?

     Why would any sane GM trade Joel, when we know GO is
going to get into foul trouble regularily. Also, we have to have
Joel in case GO gets hurt again. You don’t trade a very tough,
excellent rebounding/shotblocker who sets picks and will work
to improve (FT up 15% +). In addition he fits the CULTURE to
a tee, as he is one of the good guys. Think !

It's GO time !

by walkoff41 on Sep 14, 2008 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don't care if folks want to trade Joel

I just think that when it comes to trading him, I at least expect them to come up with a replacement.

"Sometimes GSoM can be the WWE of basketball!" - Tony.psd

by tominhawaii on Sep 14, 2008 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

And that replacement is...

The mountain man Steven Hill himself

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by BlazermaniacAndy on Sep 16, 2008 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe...

If he makes the roster, I’m sure the speculation about trading Joel will multiply at this site.

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by tssbro on Sep 16, 2008 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Every good game Oden has will multiply it as well.

Soon people will be saying that since Joel could probably start on some teams in the east, then if you add Outlaw it would be a fair trade for LeBron.

"Sometimes GSoM can be the WWE of basketball!" - Tony.psd

by tominhawaii on Sep 16, 2008 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

We're gonna be over the cap

Whether Joel leaves or stays, so why not keep him? It’s not my money, and PAllen has shown a willingness to pay to keep a good team together.
Financial flexibility is here next summer, and not again for a decade, and that has been what KP has been working towards.
Keep Joel. Period.

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by TheThinWhiteDuke on Sep 13, 2008 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is a reply to jscot and 0042..

Okay, Greg could one day be the best center in the league, true, but at the same time he cannot play 48 minutes a game. He cannot play 35 minutes a game, he’s going to be averaging about in the mid 20s-high 20s if he becomes the best center ever. So you need a back-up, and Joel is our only back-up center right now, I don’t see how you can see value in trading him.

 Joel’s contract is anything but huge, no one else sees his value, and you’ve got him locked up for the prime of his career (centers are best in the 27-32 age range), so what exactly are you planning to get out of this by trading him? Every team needs a good back-up center, and we have one at a reasonable price, why would we go trading him, when nobody in the league sees his value? C’mon Batum and Bayless? neither of these guys have shown that they can play in the NBA I think its a little early to start cannibalizing Joel’s salary for unproven rookies who are on contract for three more years.

Sometimes players with value should not be traded, what do you think we could get out of a Joel trade? Certainly not anybody who fits the role on our team any more perfectly than he does. If we get rid of Joel in a trade then we suddenly have a gaping hole in our second unit, and we get a very small amount of value out of it. I’m sorry for rambling and making the same point over and over, but Joel is a perfect fit for out second unit, and getting rid of him opens up a huge hole on our team, that unless we somehow were able to trade for one of the other high end back-up centers (who will certainly demand more money) this will be a glaring weakness on our team

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by TheOdenator on Sep 10, 2008 9:53 AM PDT reply actions  

It's not an issue of Gain, it's a matter of neccesity

For instance: Baron Davis and Monta Ellis are on different teams now, not because GS GAINED anything by losing Davis, but because it wasn’t possible to keep both of them. Joel is way too good and of value to play a few minutes of garbage time against the Mark Madsens of the world, touching the ball 3 or 4 times a game. Also, second units are absolutely not important. Look around the league rosters, Boston is THE only team that has a full starting unit much less a second unit. San Antonio is a top three team with only three players and change. I’m not against you but the fundamentals of physics and finance mean that Joel is going to leave.

by 0004248939 on Sep 10, 2008 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

You're assuming Paul Allen isn't willing to pay luxury tax

I’m sure KP would like to avoid his boss having to do that, but Allen has shown and said that he’s willing to pay the tax for a contender. And it’s not like Joel is that much more expensive than comparable backup centers.

I disagree about second units not being important. All teams have a limited number of stars and most put them on the starting unit. Our depth enables us to put a second unit on the floor that — assuming Rudy, Bayless, Frye, and Outlaw perform as expected — could be better than some teams’ starting units. A strong second unit can be more destructive to an opponent than the starting unit, because they have a greater talent edge against other teams’ second units than the starters may have over other teams’ starters. They can score points in a hurry, create matchup problems, and force opponents to play their starters more minutes. It’s a nice weapon to have.

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by MiledAnimal on Sep 10, 2008 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

what does paying money over the limit to re-sign a guy of Joels value mean to Paul Allen?

that guy was reportedly dropping silver dollars from his personal blimp onto the downtown streets of Seattle when OKC named their team. Money means nothing to Paul Allen, since his goal since he bought the team was to win a championship.

Fea dis

by bow4meow on Sep 10, 2008 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does any of our other players have an Early Termination Option, making them an unrestricted free agent if they pull it?

Apart from Joel, I don’t think so, and if no other team would pay him more than the $7.5 million he is scheduled to earn in 2010-11, would he pull it?

All other players have team options, and we can keep them via their Bird Rights if they have been with us for three years, even if we need to go over the cap.

Odenied: Asked whether he noticed Oden favoring his right knee, Frye dismissed it entirely. "He favors dunking on your head, that's what he favors."

by Norsktroll on Sep 10, 2008 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oden, if able and capable,

will definitely average more than 25 minutes a game. For comparison, Shaq averaged 36.2 mpg for his career. In his prime with the Lakers Shaq always averaged in the high 30s, and in 99-00 he averaged 40 minutes a game.

If Oden is truly going to considered among the great centers (and the best in the league at the time) he will need to average over 30 minutes a game, definitely.

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Word.

by joelor on Sep 10, 2008 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

I agree that Joel is perfect

But:
1. He said he wants to compete for the starting spot. Will he be happy if Oden is playing 35 mpg, and he’s getting 10-12, when he could start for some teams? I think he would be happy at 18 mpg, but if it drops lower than that, not so sure.
2. He’s very valuable. Lots of teams will value him highly. If he’s the piece that Detroit says they have to have to give us Tayshaun Prince, you’ve got to say that is on the table (depending on the rest of the deal, and how Martell and Travis play, of course).
3. It’s not hard to get an adequate backup center. Joel is a very good backup center. But the difference between an adequate backup and Joel is not enough to justify giving up the chance to get a guy like Prince. I can live with a lower quality backup center on the floor for 12-15 minutes a game if it buys us a big upgrade in quality at starting SF for 30+ mpg.
4. To say that we can’t trade Joel ever is to miss the point that, in a pinch, LMA can fill in at center with Channing or Diogu at PF on occasion, as well. It may not be ideal, but again, if it buys us a big upgrade at starting SF for 30+ mpg, it’s worth it.

I’m not concerned about the money side of it at all, I don’t think we are overpaying for Joel. I just think it is a waste of talent to only play him for 12 mpg, and if you can trade that talent for talent which you will be able to use more effectively, then it is worth it.

I don’t want to trade Joel. All I’m saying is that I can envision situations which would easily justify trading Joel. Not until the trading deadline, at the absolute earliest. Probably not before next summer. But next summer, when we have the cap space to grease the wheels, we’ll probably have a very big trade, and Joel may be part of it. It would be silly, if Greg becomes a 35 mpg superstar, to rule that out of hand.

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by jscot on Sep 10, 2008 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

Oh, and as to the rest of the league undervaluing him

Maybe the fans and media undervalue him, but you can bet there’s a lot of GMs out there who would love to have Joel. Don’t kid yourself that he doesn’t have trade value. He’s very good at what he does, and he’s not expensive, either. Do you think that we Blazer fans are really smarter than other teams’ GMs? I don’t.

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by jscot on Sep 10, 2008 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

That's two more recs for you

and I really mean the first one.

That last question of yours… compared to Isiah? Yes, I know he’s no longer a GM, but it hasn’t been that long yet. How about Chris Wallace?

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by MiledAnimal on Sep 10, 2008 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would venture to guess

that Chris Wallace knows basketball better than 99+ of BE posters, and has more inside knowledge than 100 (except for Mortimer, who is KP in disguise).

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by jscot on Sep 11, 2008 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Note that I didn't even mention

the former GM in your post.

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by jscot on Sep 11, 2008 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Kupchak? Ainge?! MCHALE???!!!!!

I know you’re smarter than those clowns.

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by MiledAnimal on Sep 11, 2008 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree we would trade Joel for a dominant 3

But the argument was that we would trade Joel for financial flexibility, and that’s just not going to happen.

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by TheThinWhiteDuke on Sep 13, 2008 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

That wasn't my argument

I said a trade of Joel could happen, and he addressed his comment to me for saying that.

I can’t imagine trading Joel for financial flexibility.

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by jscot on Sep 14, 2008 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep, you're right

My apologies, I’ll read closer before I post next time.

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by TheThinWhiteDuke on Sep 15, 2008 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

No problem

Easily misunderstood, in the context of this thread.

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by jscot on Sep 15, 2008 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Trade Joel for a dominant 3?

I cant see the value in such a move…. Joel’s inside presence is much more difficult to replace then one of the few dominant 3’s out there. To me, its just another example of trading for trades sake.

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by bow4meow on Sep 15, 2008 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Depends on development

If Oden becomes what we hope, Joel plays 12-15 minutes.

If the 3 for whom we trade is far better than Martell/Travis, and will be on the floor for 35 minutes, then you upgrade SF for 35 mpg, and downgrade backup C for 12-15 mpg. I’ll take an upgrade for 35 mpg if it costs us a downgrade for 15 mpg. No question.

It’s not trading for trade’s sake. It’s seeing a way to improve the overall quality of the team. You get weaker in one phase of the game, but stronger in another phase. You have to evaluate cost/benefit and see whether the cost outweighs the benefits.

Prince>Martell. Frye<Pryz (as a backup center). You compare the cost, and decide. I could see KP doing a Martell/Pryz/picks package for Prince. I can’t really see Detroit doing it, but the point is that Joel is probably not going to be untouchable by next summer, and if the right deal comes along, KP will pull the trigger.

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by jscot on Sep 15, 2008 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tayshaun Prince

might make me weep a little less if we got for Joel…although I honestly am not sure about that…cause LMA would be competing for time and I know some would embrace a joel/lma for prince trade, but I would not…

I have my P.h.D in unreliable hyperbole.

by Eat Politicians on Sep 15, 2008 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

They would play side by side

not compete for time. Front line of Oden/LMA/Prince.

Who would weep? Opponents.

The most amazing thing about my amazing ego is I have amazingly little about which to be egotistical.
The pick and roll this year will emphasize "roll" followed by "dunk", followed by the wailings and lamentations of your women.

by jscot on Sep 15, 2008 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love Joel

But if he were what we needed to deal to get Prince?
Bye Joel, enjoy Detroit.
Battier would be great and all, and I still think Martell will show his worth this year, but Prince is the real deal- a legitimate star 3 with a team-first mentality and an evil streak on defense. You just do the trade and don’t even think about it too long.
Never happen of course- Detroit isn’t THAT desperate to make a change.

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"Throw Thag, throw. Throw throw throw throw throw throw"- Far Side

by TheThinWhiteDuke on Sep 16, 2008 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Look, its like your saying

that we should get rid of good players because other teams don’t have them. Unless you can provide any way in which we get a better player out of a deal with Joel which as it has been pointed out, the rest of the league doesn’t value Joel the way we do, then why trade him for no reason? Unless we get a “big three” style player out of the trade, then why do it? We have the money (Big gangsta PA), and the spot for him on the team (Channing Frye returning to the 5? oh please god not again) so….

Oh and GS definitely had the possibility to keep Baron Davis, they are paying it out to Elton Brand now. BD was definitely not Monte’s backup by any means, nor did they play the same position, nor is the money Joel’s making anything like BD demanded. Golden State was trying to hold out and pay less money, but instead another team swooped in during the FA period, and it was not a trade. Golden State was very interested in trying to keep BD on the team, BD wanted to go someplace else… Ummm… do you want me to keep going on how the proposed hypothetical trade and Baron Davis’ situation have nothing in common?

Jaws were hitting the floor as Greg repeatedly attempted to tear the rim off the backboard...

by TheOdenator on Sep 10, 2008 10:33 AM PDT reply actions  

sorry about both of those

definitely maggette, and yea 35 minutes for when he’s healthy is a much better estimate than my mid 20s… sorry about that…

Jaws were hitting the floor as Greg repeatedly attempted to tear the rim off the backboard...

by TheOdenator on Sep 10, 2008 10:46 AM PDT reply actions  

The Trailblazers do not operate in their own universe, future Blazer salaries are going to be BIG BIG BIG

The Blazers’ front office is not full of fools, they are worried about keeping critical players not about the morality of getting less for Joel’s worth. Why worry about Joel Pryzbilla, what is he going to give you? A flat-footed rebound with 10 seconds left in the half or a nice block on Wilson Chandler? Financial Flexibility is the asset gained by trading Joel, and no, an expensive back-up Center would not be required. Most teams don’t have 1 center let alone 2. I think GREG ODEN and LAMARCUS ALDRIDGE with backup from Channing Frye and Raef (to block Wilson Chandler) is actually way more than is necessary. I understand the desire to be an NBA roster snob, but competition only gets you so far, sound judgment takes you further.

by 0004248939 on Sep 10, 2008 10:57 AM PDT reply actions  

I think

the financial flexibiliity issue is only going to be important next summer. After that there won’t be any flexibiliity for another 10 years. Luxury tax will be an issue but as noted by MiledAnimal, P.A. has shown a willingness to pay it. I simply don’t see Joel’s salary and the timing of it being much of an issue for the front office.

I see them hanging on to Joel until Greg proves to be durable – and that won’t happen before next summer. If and when they do move Joel it’ll be as piece of a package where he isn’t the main feature and I don’t see that happening in the near future.

Free Joel Freeland! (with the purchase of 1 Wafer)

by LaughingJon on Sep 10, 2008 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Tyson Chandler..

Raef doesn’t play…

We play two units not a substitution 9, we don’t have to worry about financial flexibility, BAD teams don’t have back-up centers, and Horrible teams have no center at all.

Once again its like you’re trying to make it so that we should feel bad for having two centers, or we should be guilted into trading him. We’re not about necessity on this team, and we are not being roster snobs, we are about making the best possible team. Its not like having Joel’s salary in cash helps us win a championship, having the best players helps us to win championships, and Joel is worth his salary, and a trade wouldn’t garner us a better player or a better team in general. I’m not saying ‘never trade Joel’, what I am saying is that it is very unlikely that we would get a player that would better fit our team, for as little money, in any trade.

Jaws were hitting the floor as Greg repeatedly attempted to tear the rim off the backboard...

by TheOdenator on Sep 10, 2008 11:10 AM PDT reply actions  

"we are not roster snobs, we are about making the best possible team"

Where do you come up with that ****.

“Raef doesn’t play” ******* snob.

by 0004248939 on Sep 10, 2008 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Snob

“Guilt us” snob
“We play…” snob
“BAD teams…” snob
“better fit our team” snob
“you’re trying” snob
“It’s not having Joel’s salary in cash helps us win a championship” very snobbish

Gatsby would be terribly ashamed

by 0004248939 on Sep 10, 2008 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh little grasshopper

If you do not master your rage
Your rage will become your master.

by begottenson on Sep 10, 2008 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

A...

commandeering word from a commandeering turd
yet another spat from yet another twat
so much done to get one heard
at least one be not fat

by 0004248939 on Sep 11, 2008 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

If

you can’t get along in cyberspace how are you going to ever move out of the folks’ place?

by begottenson on Sep 11, 2008 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

The...

fun lingers,
on burnt fingers,
how does it smell
living in Hell?

by 0004248939 on Sep 12, 2008 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Got it

take the sandwich across the river, drop it.
get the wolf take it across, drop it, pick up the sandwich
get the lawnmower, drop the sandwich, take the lawnmower to the other side
pick up the sandwich.

Boom

by begottenson on Sep 12, 2008 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Very...

nice,
tit for tat.
Do it twice?
there’s a cat…

by 0004248939 on Sep 12, 2008 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I

accordance tote
witty thrift
serviette

by begottenson on Sep 13, 2008 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stupid thread

Odenied: Asked whether he noticed Oden favoring his right knee, Frye dismissed it entirely. "He favors dunking on your head, that's what he favors."

by Norsktroll on Sep 13, 2008 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, that rhymed

Odenied: Asked whether he noticed Oden favoring his right knee, Frye dismissed it entirely. "He favors dunking on your head, that's what he favors."

by Norsktroll on Sep 13, 2008 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope I don't disrupt something important here

Odenied: Asked whether he noticed Oden favoring his right knee, Frye dismissed it entirely. "He favors dunking on your head, that's what he favors."

by Norsktroll on Sep 13, 2008 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

serviette

St. Bayno's 120 Haiku Prospects: Nicolas Batum in the paint—prairie grass, blown by wind.

by Norsktroll on Sep 15, 2008 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great Post Nok

I don’t have time to read all the comments yet, but Joel will be Greg’s daddy this year, then the son will show the dad how to take it to the next level
+1 Rec

"It's how you play the Ga-ame..." - Greg Oden with Justin Timeberlake at the Espy's

by BlazermaniacAndy on Sep 10, 2008 11:15 AM PDT reply actions  

maybe you meant

Wilson Chandler, but if so you are seriously under-rating Joel’s 1.24 blocks per game

Jaws were hitting the floor as Greg repeatedly attempted to tear the rim off the backboard...

by TheOdenator on Sep 10, 2008 11:21 AM PDT reply actions  

I thought originally you had meant

Tyson Chandler when you wrote Wilson Chandler (because of the youtube video), but then I realized you were just trashing Joel’s ability.

And I can’t tell if you’re joking about the snob thing, if so weird joke…

If not, I really don’t understand what you mean. Are you saying that I am acting snobbish now? Or are you saying that the Blazers should gut their team, and make bad trades so that way they can move down on your snobbish scale? Either way what I wrote and you quoted is true.

The fact that Raef literally played 7.5 minutes last season, and averaged under two points and two rebounds and is extremely obvious trade bait and so is completely useless as a back-up isn’t snobbery. Look at Minnesota, New York, Miami after Shaq was traded: no centers = Horrible teams (Its not even like this is an argument, some teams are good, some are bad, and some are horrible). Joel IS a great fit for our team…. And if being a “roster snob” in your book gets the Blazers a championship then sure we should be roster snobs. And you’ve provided no reasoning why getting rid of Joel would help our franchise aside from the fact that after his contract is over we may need cap flexibility (and once again PA’s wallet isn’t being snobbish, just incredibly lucky) despite the fact that PA has publicly said he’s willing to pay to keep this team together if he sees production (so it won’t effect the money going to LA, Roy or Oden)…

I’m really going to have to conclude that either its a bad joke; or personal insults are the only way you’re keeping yourself in this discussion.

Jaws were hitting the floor as Greg repeatedly attempted to tear the rim off the backboard...

by TheOdenator on Sep 10, 2008 11:54 AM PDT reply actions  

I am not trashing Joel Pryzbilla, saying he blocks Wilson Chandler is not insulting him

It does, however, the idea of him being “necessary” which he is not. Look at this from another perspective: why would Joel want to play Raef minutes with the Blazers when he could play significant minutes elsewhere?

by 0004248939 on Sep 10, 2008 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cause he wants to win a ring

He gets paid either way and less minutes will only mean more $$ for him in the future as his body will take less of a beating.

You can’t have Joel Minnesota!

by BlazerD on Sep 10, 2008 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Minnesota Timberwolves...

are excited about Brian Cardinal, Jason Collins, and Calvin Booth! If they ended up with Joel they would have to retire to Tahiti out of self-congratulation.

The acquisition of Mike Miller was not a ‘yeah, not bad’ move, it was a ‘I can’t believe we ended up with Mike Miller!’ move. TOP executives from the Wolves are going on sports radio shows bragging about the # of 3 made in a summer practice session (27 of 30). He did that once this summer, and I’ve heard about it from 6 sources.

by 0004248939 on Sep 11, 2008 7:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

You do realize

That there is a level of player between “God among men” and “Isn’t worthy to sniff my jock” right? You seem to have (in many many threads besides this one) a view that anyone who isn’t a superstar is a joke.
You will not find a guy with Joel’s mix of defensive talent, hustle, and good locker-room demeanor just lying around on someone else’s bench waiting to be freed.
Joel will not get “Raef minutes” and I don’t see how you can seriously say he will- there’s going to be at least 15mins a game at back-up C, and it’ll probably be closer to 20 with Oden’s propensity to foul.
If Oden goes out for any amount of time, Joel can step into a starter role and keep us on track.
All of these things are much more valuable than some fictional financial flexibility.

And just as an aside, do you cuss, scream, quote random lines of verse at everyone during your day, or are we the only lucky ones?

"I like your Christ. I do not like your Christians. They are so unlike your Christ." -Gandhi
"Throw Thag, throw. Throw throw throw throw throw throw"- Far Side

by TheThinWhiteDuke on Sep 13, 2008 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea it is...

Joel may eventually want to play somewhere else: cool, whatever, that has nothing to do with whether we want him on our team, nor does it have anything to do with trading him, until he becomes unhappy here.

Look at it from another perspective: Just because an NBA athlete is not being maximized as a player does not mean anything to the team with the contract, as long as they are being maximized to the team with the contracts advantage. Just because another team might have better use for Joel, unless they are willing to pay for that use, there is no reason to give him away.

If we had Lebron James as a reserve on some completely hypothetical amazing team, just because he wasn’t being allowed to flourish because as a reserve he was only getting 15 minutes a game, does not mean we should trade him to another team for less than his value, we don’t owe anything to the rest of the league or to that player in specific, you should build the best team you can regardless of unmaximized ability.

Jaws were hitting the floor as Greg repeatedly attempted to tear the rim off the backboard...

by TheOdenator on Sep 10, 2008 12:24 PM PDT reply actions  

That may work with an olympic team where it is all-in everyone for the cause but in business that is nonsense

Notice that the US olympic teams (regardless of sport) are comprised of players who otherwise compete against each other for different pro teams. There is a reason D Williams and Boozer are they only NBA teammates on the Olympic team, because each team/business has a Budget of minutes/money. Think of it this way, from the team trainer’s perspective: he wants to focus on Oden, Roy, Aldridge e.t.c. and not have to worry about the fringe players off the bench, so a big name like Joel is tiresome merely for that reason. Sure, the Blazers could cling to Joel, mindlessly shell out the huge cash and let him rot under contract, but why and for what? Remember, he is not a pet, this is a legitimate NBA center when so few of those exist.

by 0004248939 on Sep 10, 2008 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

In what universe is $7million a year and 15-20mins a game

“Left to rot”?
And is the sky blue there?

"I like your Christ. I do not like your Christians. They are so unlike your Christ." -Gandhi
"Throw Thag, throw. Throw throw throw throw throw throw"- Far Side

by TheThinWhiteDuke on Sep 13, 2008 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

...

So we should pay instead for a guy that a trainer is justified in ignoring?

Its only nonsense if the other party realizes the value they are getting and therefore pay for it, which is what I have been saying this entire time. If we get value out of trading Joel, let’s trade him, but as it is right now he fills a spot on our team, for a reasonable amount of money, and as the rest of the league does not see Joel as valuable, there is no reason to throw him to a team like Minnesota or New York and take back another bench player, but instead at a position where we are more depth comfortable <SF, SG, or PF> and give away our reserve for one of our shallower positions .

Unless we can trade Joel for someone who starts over one of our starters, there is no reason to trade him as he is a very valuable reserve.

Jaws were hitting the floor as Greg repeatedly attempted to tear the rim off the backboard...

by TheOdenator on Sep 10, 2008 1:07 PM PDT reply actions  

A few thoughts...

“the rest of the league does not see him as valuable” Who are you talking about? Tom Ziller at Fanhouse?

“throw him to a team like Minnesota or New York” When did this idea come into play? Really.

“So we should.. …guy that a trainer is justified in ignoring?” Absolutely. You got it.

Care not HOW Joel leaves the Blazers, but WHAT reasons are there for Joel to stay long-term. Give those reasons or give nothing.

by 0004248939 on Sep 10, 2008 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

further...

if you were holding a perfectly good sandwich and someone asked you to mow the lawn, would hold the sandwich while mowing just because you can’t think of an airtight reason for putting it down?

by 0004248939 on Sep 10, 2008 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd

eat the sandwich, then mow the lawn…

Little known fact: Rudy Fernandez once roundhouse kicked Chuck Norris in the face while simultaneously dunking on it.

by In Walks Rudy on Sep 10, 2008 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Jerome James is toast"

I think you meant to say, Jerome James is “trash” . . . :)

The Dude abides

by noaher on Sep 10, 2008 1:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Re:

I surely wouldn’t trade the sandwich for my neighbor’s rice cake, just because I had to mow the lawn.

And so your grand idea is pay somebody else Joel’s salary and get them just because they are worse. Really an excellent idea, I am not sure why we don’t do this…

And I certainly don’t have to give any reason why Joel would want to be here long term. There is a story in the Tribune all about that and the ties he and his wife have to the community. But even if he weren’t happy about the ability to inflate his stats playing against other teams’ second units, and therefore get paid more in the next salary negotiations (whether with our team or another) it doesn’t matter. NBA players are mercenaries and we hold the contract.

Look, the burden of proof is clearly on your shoulders, status quo is he is here. Your job in trying to prove your point is to show why the Blazers would want to trade him.

Your reasons so far are: he’s too good to be used as a reserve, trading him provides cap flexibility (only if he is traded to a team that is under the cap themselves and can absorb the contract), and that keeping him is wasting his ability (I guess 1 and 3 are pretty similar). Number two is the only reason that from the position of the Blazers that helps the franchise, but I would argue that he has more value as a player than we could get using that cap flexibility. Numbers 1 and 3 are absolutely ridiculous reasons to trade him, from the point of view of the Blazers.

Jaws were hitting the floor as Greg repeatedly attempted to tear the rim off the backboard...

by TheOdenator on Sep 10, 2008 2:04 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

I gave you a rec for this...

I wish I could give you more recs.

LMA>LA!
LMA's reign as "LaMonster of the Low Post" has just begun!

by LaMarvelous on Sep 10, 2008 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Another plus with Joel...

is that he’ll push GO in practice. Joel is competitive and experienced, and GO will be forced to develop by constantly being tested by a bone fide NBA center in practice. Hakeem developed his game by facing Moses Malone in summer pick-up games. OK, GO’s situation isn’t THAT optimal, but Joel will definitely help him.

"We don't back down to nobody." --Joel Przybilla

by hurryup09 on Sep 10, 2008 2:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Ya...

Moses Malone, that’s funny.

Really though, Greg Oden doesn’t need to be Hakeem, he should be Greg Oden. In fact he probably shouldn’t even try. At the moment in the NBA reliability is big man issue #1. Pau Gasol is a big man who tries to get too cute and he got totally demolished by no-nonsense KG (and Leon Powe!). Notice that those were two PF’s playing C with 4 swingmen around them on the two most successful teams last year.

by 0004248939 on Sep 10, 2008 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn't suggest that GO should emulate Hakeem

I was just citing Hakeem as an example of a great center who benefitted by having a quality center to practice against on a regular basis. Joel is no Moses Malone, but he’s not chopped liver, either. Few young centers have another true NBA center to practice against on a daily basis. GO will have that in Joel Pryzybilla. And because in Joel’s mind HE should start, you know he’ll force GO to develop his game.

As for the Celtics & Lakers winning without true centers last season, there’s more than one way to win a championship. But if you have a great center, you have a leg up. Just look at the success Shaq’s teams have had (until recently, that is, when age caught up with the big guy). Most great centers have had at least one championship, even playing wtih mediocre teams. There are exceptions, like Nate Thurmond and Patrick Ewing (the latter fell too much in love with the jumper, IMO). But exceptions just prove the rule.

Great, true NBA centers are rare and valuable, and they tend to bring championships. That hasn’t changed over the decades. Barring chronic injury problems, GO will prove that once again with the Blazers.

"We don't back down to nobody." --Joel Przybilla

by hurryup09 on Sep 11, 2008 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

I look forward eagerly to the day

we don’t have to add the phrase, “barring chronic injury problems” to our starry-eyed conjectures.

I shoot layups like they're jumpers.

by MiledAnimal on Sep 11, 2008 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

ha ha OK GO...

Jaws were hitting the floor as Greg repeatedly attempted to tear the rim off the backboard...

by TheOdenator on Sep 10, 2008 2:23 PM PDT reply actions  

To TheOdenator:

to borrow your rhetorical style: your argument comes down to obstinance.

by 0004248939 on Sep 10, 2008 3:12 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Rec'd

For pugnacity and pointlessness.

by begottenson on Sep 10, 2008 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can't reply to comments directly on this site for some reason

Man, you are the one who won’t give any legitimate reasons as to why Joel should be traded, and makes up ridiculous metaphors that don’t work. (the mower is the team, and joel is the sandwich, and metaphors are supposed to elucidate your points instead of obfuscating them).

Look here is the bottom line: I don’t think that he should be traded just because he could start some place else, unless we are getting a starter, salary cap consideration, or a better back-up center or point guard (shallow positions) I see a lot of value in keeping him here in the reserve role.

Your points (interpreted into rational points):
 
He is going to be ignored by the trainer, so we should get a worse player so they won’t distract the trainers from Oden, Roy, and LMA (seriously).
We could get an expiring contract, or a team that has cap space could take him.
He is too good to be a reserve, and so we should trade for a worse player.
He could possibly not like it here, which would mean something.
You’re a snob for wanting good players on your bench.

My response: Tearing hair out in frustration.

Jaws were hitting the floor as Greg repeatedly attempted to tear the rim off the backboard...

by TheOdenator on Sep 10, 2008 3:32 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

00042...

sounds like an over the top preacher who in EMPHATICALLY preaching nothing.

Little known fact: Rudy Fernandez once roundhouse kicked Chuck Norris in the face while simultaneously dunking on it.

by In Walks Rudy on Sep 10, 2008 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

obfuscate

didn’t thesauruses go extinct 65 millions years ago?

Devil's Advocate or just argumentative?

by Magnum on Sep 10, 2008 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

there making an ill-advised comeback

Assuming Roget signs with St. Martins press… its going to cost Websters another 20 million over the next two publishing seasons, therefire limiting their ability to produce Cliff notes of Brooke Knows Best episodes.

"Oh, for shame! Just look at those finger nails! My, I'll bet you monsters lead in-teresting lives. I said to my girl friend just the other day, 'Gee, I'll bet monsters are in-teresting.' I said. The places you must go and the things you must see -- my stars! I bet you meet lots of in-teresting people too. I'm always in-terested in meeting in-teresting people. Now let's dip our patties in the water!"

by bow4meow on Sep 15, 2008 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

If...

a wolf is coming to tear your leg off, and I tell you but you don’t believe me, what should I say?

by 0004248939 on Sep 10, 2008 3:49 PM PDT reply actions  

say nothing and we'll get what we deserve...

in this case (regarding Joel) a ring or two…

Little known fact: Rudy Fernandez once roundhouse kicked Chuck Norris in the face while simultaneously dunking on it.

by In Walks Rudy on Sep 10, 2008 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

The problem is

That you would tell us 5000 wolves were coming. With Uzis. And there would be lots of “****” and “****” interspersed with the warning.
Then you’d pee on our feet and run away.
Better to just lose the leg, I think.

"I like your Christ. I do not like your Christians. They are so unlike your Christ." -Gandhi
"Throw Thag, throw. Throw throw throw throw throw throw"- Far Side

by TheThinWhiteDuke on Sep 13, 2008 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

If...

a wolf is coming to tear your leg off, and I tell you but you don’t understand what that means, what should I say?

by 0004248939 on Sep 10, 2008 3:54 PM PDT reply actions  

How about...

“Goodbye”.

this has been a message from: "The People's Alliance to Keep Comment Boards Sucka Free"

by bforsythe on Sep 10, 2008 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

IWR

+1

Jaws were hitting the floor as Greg repeatedly attempted to tear the rim off the backboard...

by TheOdenator on Sep 10, 2008 3:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Incidentally

anyone want to create an over/under on how long it takes our attention-whore friend here to get banned?

by begottenson on Sep 10, 2008 4:00 PM PDT reply actions  

I had the "under", but it expired 2 weeks ago

So I’m out.

"I like your Christ. I do not like your Christians. They are so unlike your Christ." -Gandhi
"Throw Thag, throw. Throw throw throw throw throw throw"- Far Side

by TheThinWhiteDuke on Sep 13, 2008 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

i think you slightly under rate Joel overall, but...

You also have to consider how a player fits with the team they are playing on, not just stats and contracts. I don’t think Joel doesn’t fit particularly well as a back up center, so in a lot of ways that gives the advantage, in a sense, to other players. I agree with what a number of posters have said, Joel is a starting caliber center at this point and will play best with more minutes that he will get backing up Oden.

by Zaron5551 on Sep 10, 2008 4:48 PM PDT reply actions  

As one Blazer fan to another....

your sig website frustrates me to no end!

Little known fact: Rudy Fernandez once roundhouse kicked Chuck Norris in the face while simultaneously dunking on it.

by In Walks Rudy on Sep 10, 2008 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Illogical

but off topic, so I won’t go into it here.

Your closing statement is factually wrong. All of your material is copyright, if you wrote it yourself. The fact that you choose to grant anyone permission to use it does not invalidate the copyright. You ought to change the statement to say that anyone can use any of the above for whatever purpose they want. The risk, by not protecting it at all, is that people can copy it but modify it and twist it to say something it doesn’t. I don’t recommend a statement like that for that reason (not that it probably matters much in this case, since you aren’t famous or anything, so people twisting your words is probably not a great danger).

I wonder why a person who believes in God would actually try to help you out on something like this?

The most amazing thing about my amazing ego is I have amazingly little about which to be egotistical.

by jscot on Sep 11, 2008 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

let me clarify that statement

I don’t believe that copyright laws should apply to digital copies of things movies, music, etc. So when I typed, “this is not copyrighted” it was more of an idealogical statement than a statement of fact or whatever.

by Zaron5551 on Sep 11, 2008 12:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don't think Dave wants us to go there

Maybe in a junk drawer, if I have time later.

The most amazing thing about my amazing ego is I have amazingly little about which to be egotistical.

by jscot on Sep 11, 2008 2:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Done, in today's junk drawer

The twin towers one. About the sixth comment down.

The most amazing thing about my amazing ego is I have amazingly little about which to be egotistical.

by jscot on Sep 11, 2008 7:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

nice post

Personally I think Joel is valuable as a backup, and would be way undervalued if he was traded (which I hope he is not). As long as he is happy here, I think he fits nicely in with this team.

And once in a great while it might be nice to hose slower teams with the twin towers of doom.

I have my P.h.D in unreliable hyperbole.

by Eat Politicians on Sep 15, 2008 7:51 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Twin Towers of Doom?

Sergio and Rudy?

Everyone loves a little kid flippin the 'Bird'

by BlazermaniacAndy on Sep 16, 2008 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

No no no

Sergio and Rudy are the “Twin Underarms of Doom”.
Keep your nicknames straight.
Sheesh.

"I like your Christ. I do not like your Christians. They are so unlike your Christ." -Gandhi
"Throw Thag, throw. Throw throw throw throw throw throw"- Far Side

by TheThinWhiteDuke on Sep 16, 2008 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

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Greg Oden Suffers Life-Ending Injury; Gets 3-Year Extension

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It's pretty clear that the season is over already ;)
Double rainbow of sadness:

1) JBay is getting shorter
2) We never got to see him with a mustache

I miss you tiny raptor man.

via The Basketball Jones http://blogs.thescore.com/tbj/2012/02/09/things-of-note-for-february-9-2012/#more-34561
Blazers Broadcasters Mike Barrett and Mike Rice re-enacted NBA referee Scott Foster's controversial goaltending call on Portland Trail Blazers forward LaMarcus Aldridge, who was defending Oklahoma City Thunder All-Star forward Kevin Durant, during this week's edition of Blazers Courtside. Remarkably, no one was injured during the taping of this segment.

Original video of the play here. 
Quotes from the players and coaches here. 
The NBA admitting it got the call wrong here. 
Dave's  extended thoughts here. 
BlazersMakr's FanShot: Major Vegas action on OKC prior to tip here. 
Audio of Chad Doing of 750 AM The Game going HAM on Foster here.

OK, that should just about wrap up the goaltending discussion.

Courtside video via Blazers Broadcasting cameraman John Curry.

-- Ben Golliver | benjamin.golliver@gmail.com | Twitter
In 2008 Tim Donaghy indicated that Scott Foster was a ref that also fixed games
Blazers Owner Paul Allen Ranked No. 3 American Philanthropist In 2011

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