Oden nicknames?
I was just wondering if Oden has been given an official nickname yet. I was thinking a good one might be the "Headmaster" because he's gonna take all the nba kids to school. I think it would also work well for the nba promotions I'm sure he's going to be a part of in the coming years. They could show him dressed up in his tweed jacket sitting in a library warning all the other teams about how they're about to get punished.
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"Headmaster" Mimir, Great Uncle of Odin
Mimir
A modern image (to left) inspired by the mythical Mimir of Norse mythology, source.
Mimir was a giant of superhuman strength who stood half-immersed in the Waters of Ultimate Wisdom, supporting the Kjolen Mountains on his powerful shoulders. He was said to have been at his post since the world came into being and to have become part of the mountain itself. Oracles in ancient times would bring vessels and retrieve water from the pool in order to learn the secrets of the earth. Mimir was sometimes depicted as perhaps being the brother of Odin’s etin-mother Bestla and keeper of the Well (or spring) of Mimir, in which all wisdom lies – the spring where (Greg) Odin gave up his eye to drink
http://www.geocities.com/ResearchTriangle/System/8870/memory/smallmimir.JPG
The Oden Era, Day 428
how bout Oden the Destroyer
killer of spirits, and blocker of shots
by BroyTheTruth on Aug 30, 2008 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions
wow that's a mouthfull
That’s a pretty cool story, and it does seem really appropriate, perhaps a little obscure though? I don’t know if the man and the league are going to want to go to all that trouble to explain it. I think it’s headed in the right direction though. I like the more scholarly approaches to his nickname, instead of names like the “Beast” and the “Old Man”.
G.O. Time!!!
I think that says it all. I can just hear Wheels screaming GO TIME!!!! Booom-chaka-laka!!!!! OH that was naaaaaaassssty!!
Styx -"I'm schizophrenic....and so am I"
BLACK LINCOLN
THE GREAT EMANCIPATOR, freeing us from our chains of CHAMPIONSHIPLESSNESS.
In the end, Oden’s impact will be so huge, his fame so great, that his nickname will be shortened to just “LINCOLN” and Abe Lincoln will go as “White Lincoln”.
Mortimer
hilarious!!
I bet they used to call Abe “White Lincoln” when Greg would stop by for dinner at the white house.
by Tyler Durrden on Aug 30, 2008 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions
And when Oden plays for Team USA
it will be modified as Lincoln Continental
Styx -"I'm schizophrenic....and so am I"
by 92wastheyear on Aug 30, 2008 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions
And when he gets his "Up and Under" move down pat
they will call it the “Lincoln Tunnel”
ooooh….and when he goes into the Hall of Fame, the plaque will be referred to as The Lincoln Memorial
Styx -"I'm schizophrenic....and so am I"
by 92wastheyear on Aug 30, 2008 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions
You've been thinking about this for awhile
by Tyler Durrden on Aug 30, 2008 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Sadly, No
That kinda junk just floats to the top of my mind rather quickly
Styx -"I'm schizophrenic....and so am I"
by 92wastheyear on Aug 30, 2008 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions
the sign above his car-port
will read, “Lincoln Park.”
"You can't buy your woman a watch because she got a clock on the stove."-Sir Charles Barkley
And if he drives a Jaguar
it could then be the “Lincoln Park Zoo”
Styx -"I'm schizophrenic....and so am I"
by 92wastheyear on Aug 30, 2008 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions
And then they could shorten his nickname even more, to just "LINC"
He’ll be THE MAN in the Mod Squad. I just haven’t figured out yet who’ll be the blond and who’ll be the hippie.
I hereby dub Sergio
Julie
Styx -"I'm schizophrenic....and so am I"
by 92wastheyear on Aug 30, 2008 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions
give sergio a blonde wig
like Andy Dick in ‘Old School’. That would be FREAKY! Also I think Rudy could pass for the hippie.
by Tyler Durrden on Aug 31, 2008 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions
that is ...A W E S O M E ! ! ! !
The pictures kinda small, but Im giving the C's a big thumbs down
by Blazermaniac77 on Aug 31, 2008 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions
what about the "Gravymaker"
Because of what’s gonna happen to all of the opponents pants when they go up against him!
sorry about dropping that one at dinnertime
That’s the kind of thing that just pops into my head sometimes. OOOH That was NAAASSSTTTYYY!
by Tyler Durrden on Aug 30, 2008 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions
The Odenater?
He’ll be back!
*"Meow" --- my cat Bonzi quoting Shakespeare -- 'Expectation is the root of all heartache.'
I personally do not always approve of the things my cat wants posted but have to wonder after that #5 ranking if frankly we havent earned it.
does your cat ever give you the finger?
by Tyler Durrden on Aug 30, 2008 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions
no it does claw though
he does run a soft paw claw over my shoulder when he wants me to get up and feed him. If I ignore it the claws gouge in a little deeper.
*"Meow" --- my cat Bonzi quoting Shakespeare -- 'Expectation is the root of all heartache.'
I personally do not always approve of the things my cat wants posted but have to wonder after that #5 ranking if frankly we havent earned it.
Like this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0ffwDYo00Q
Odenied: Asked whether he noticed Oden favoring his right knee, Frye dismissed it entirely. "He favors dunking on your head, that's what he favors."
by Norsktroll on Aug 31, 2008 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
that is too funny
how hilarious. thats like exactly what gooes on here! Although sometimes my cat sticks his wet nose in my ear and purrs really loud. Its like a chainsaw running and a wet willy at the same time. Thanks for the catoon.
"In this galaxy alone there's a mathematical probability of three million Earth-type planets, and in all the universe three million million galaxies like this one, and in all that only one of each of us." -- Dr McCoy.
In "Let me in" the cat displays some behavior that remind me very much of a cat I had
It’s a British cat, but still probably all people who had a cat at some time can relate…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rb8aOzy9t4
Odenied: Asked whether he noticed Oden favoring his right knee, Frye dismissed it entirely. "He favors dunking on your head, that's what he favors."
"Eclipse"
You drive on him, there is good chance you won’t see daylight.
The Lumberjack
he cuts you down on the way to boards
"You can't buy your woman a watch because she got a clock on the stove."-Sir Charles Barkley
I still like "Headmaster"
He’s the most intimidating center since shaq, and you know he’s going to mess with peoples heads.
Hardwood Paroxysm want to dub him "The Big Chill"
He said he didn’t really like it.
Um, I’m not a huge fan of The Big Chill. I used to be called The Big Freeze (but I don’t remember why), Odie and G-O. I like G-O the best
Odenied: Asked whether he noticed Oden favoring his right knee, Frye dismissed it entirely. "He favors dunking on your head, that's what he favors."
I think the big chill is boring.
How about “The thing that goes bump in the night, the taker of dreams, he who has become death…destroyer of worlds”? Might be a bit long but they could call him “TTTGBITNTTODHWHBDDOW’S”?
by Tyler Durrden on Aug 31, 2008 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions
Why?
do you need a nickname when you share a name with a Norse(?) god?
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
its ryne not ryan
Odin not Oden
*"Meow" --- my cat Bonzi quoting Shakespeare -- 'Expectation is the root of all heartache.'
I personally do not always approve of the things my cat wants posted but have to wonder after that #5 ranking if frankly we havent earned it.
There really aren't any cool nick names to give him. I mean the guys name is Greg Oden. Just the image
that puts in your head should be enough. When someone says his name I think of a man beast that will dunk on your mom if she’s in the lane.
how about MR or Sir
greg is already a mythical figure in the nba..he probably want have a nick name.,, if he does its going to simply be G.O.
if it can be conceived it can be achieved
Not that
Not that I’m against nicknames but it seems to me when your real name is Greg Oden how do you do much better than simply calling him ODEN? Oden…sounds mythical in a Norse god sort of way, short, two syllables….Oden works for me.
"Mother Nature started this fight, I think it's about time we ended it!"
Big 3 Nickname....
I have been trying to come up with a nickname for our big 3, but now I need some feedback. I’m sure you’ve all heard the term “global icons” or “global domination”, well if you use the initials of the big 3 you can come up with GROBAL …..is that close enough? Could they be the Grobal icons? Would anyone understand this? Am I just rambling at this point, or am I on to something? Any feedback would be greatly appreciated
I think rambling
maybe “Triple Threat” or “Trifecta” or “Triple Trees”?
by Tyler Durrden on Aug 31, 2008 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Oden's Preference
I have read somewhere - I believe in the same interview Norsktroll mentioned above - that Oden’s personal preference is G.O. I think we should respect that. How would you like to be a professional basketball player, maybe even a humble soul like Oden, with thousands of people calling you silly names like “The Big Chill” and “Black Lincoln” and “The Messiah”?
Personally I have trouble even referring to him as Greg in my commentary. We’re not on first-name terms.
I think Morty going with Black Lincoln
was primarily a joke and should be taken as such (hence my own, and others, joking extrapolations of the name).
Styx -"I'm schizophrenic....and so am I"
by 92wastheyear on Aug 31, 2008 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions
I see
That was my mistake. I glanced very quickly over the names and did not read as closely as I should have.
I don't think any of this is meant to mock Mr. Oden
I think this is about a bunch of fans who are friggin’ stoked to wake up every day like we are living in a dream. Doesn’t this team make everyone just kind of forget Zach Randolph, Q. Woods, Telfair and all of the jokers who used to run this team? And it’s not like we’re the announcers calling him this during a game, it’s just some people having fun.
by Tyler Durrden on Aug 31, 2008 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh I know
The Big Erection because he always satisfies.
The first day I ever met him he said: "Hi, I'm Ritchie White. I'm on probation."
Mount Gregerest?
Odenied: Asked whether he noticed Oden favoring his right knee, Frye dismissed it entirely. "He favors dunking on your head, that's what he favors."
No Name Needed
If Oden being recognized around the league as a name that shakes your boots isn’t enough, Then how about this:
Odin is considered the chief god in Norse paganism. His role, like many of the Norse gods, is complex. He is associated with wisdom, war, battle, and death, and also magic, poetry, prophecy, victory, and the hunt.

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